Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is of course, my wonderful
teaching assistant, mr. Curtis, there's a curse, you
could please say hello to everybody.
Hello. Hello class.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm glad glad to be here. Glad to see you all are in
attendance today. Every single see them.
One you have you there. Ya are in class to do sir that
was close again and that in class student of course, our
young trainer and training is that Corbin you could, please
say hello to everybody Corbin. Okay, you okay.
Yeah, I'm okay. I've been a little sick, the
last week or so. So if I sound like, you know,
poop then you'll have to excuse me, sweetie?
Hey sick. And you came to class?
Yeah. You know, the strict rules.
All right, in the corner, I got to cover you in bubble, wrap
know. I think I think that shows the
termination, you know, I think I'm, you know, maybe I'm
starting to like you Corbin, maybe up to really just
Professor, he puts At risk. Professor listen, the there is
no risk, greater than missing out on knowledge.
Mr. Curtis, so, write that down. Yeah, I know you write down a
Verbatim, everything. I say every lesson, but make
sure you write for that little gem down, damn, and put that on
a t-shirt. Well, Curtis, I mean, I think
you're forgetting, you know, the poster that you got for the
professor, this Christmas. Do you see what it says?
Right there. Look behind you.
It says Professor, Jacob has built different.
So with that being said, I don't think he has to worry about
getting sick, you know, it's true that you have, you know, a
human respiratory system. Mr. Curtis.
So I do not risk. I'm concerned.
I'm why would he not have one? I mean, is there anything about
him? That's human.
He looks human is just got a fairly a fairly he looks very
tall, and gangly and trench, anyways.
Yeah, so so thanks for thanks for coming here today,
everybody. But you're probably wondering
why I've gathered you all here today.
Well, to talk about Pokemon take a quiz.
Maybe maybe there's a quiz, I don't know.
Sometimes I do quizzes, sometimes, we don't do quizzes.
A lot of times we don't do quizzes actually, but no, we're
going to be talking about They, but before I get into that, I
would like to read some Gengar males, I've gotten from
students. All right, very good, very good.
I have a couple here for you too.
Professor. Oh gosh, thank you.
Thank you. Wow.
Well look at these are all great more.
Okay, I don't need that, I need that money.
I can't read that many really gotta get out of caught, those
coffee stains. What is that?
Oh I drop some on the way to class today, had to go back and
pick them up. They fell in a puddle, you know
it's not I mean my printers at home I had to do it there and
bring it in as is I don't know why you printed them out.
Yeah you don't have to do this you just read them off of his
Rotom laptop. Why Rotom desktop what I do.
What they do what I do is I print them out off the printer
at home, all right? Bring them to school and then I
scan them back into the Rotom computer right and natural and
ie Rotom scanner, okay? So interesting.
Yeah, I love it. And then I emailed them back to
the professor at that point. Okay, so wait, why am I getting
physical copies than right now? What point in the process has
this hat Third, where are we right now?
Am I supposed to scan them? No, no.
I've already scanned these but you get to physical copies.
Well cool. Okay.
So I duplicate you give them to me.
Right? Right.
So our first Gmail comes to us from, I see they say hello.
Professor. Jacob mr.
Curtis and Corbin. My name is, I see.
Hello. Hi.
They are now, they aren't here. You can't.
You can't hear them. They can't hear you.
Well, maybe they can't hear you. I guess I have joined this
amazing class very late but having Keeping up with the
lessons. I still think that I'd be an
amazing candidate for vice president.
Some facts about me are that I love Ghost Pokemon and bug
Pokemon. My favorite Pokemon?
Yes. A connoisseur of the boat.
My favorite Pokemon is Gengar, all you think it would be should
inja or yeah? Shit engine Gengar is a good
buggin. Go style.
King are some fuck? It's just go.
We talked about this Corbin. Oh ghost poison.
Right. My favorite Pokemon is Gengar.
I would make sure that the student president is in the
right state of mind. I hope that you read this with a
cup of coffee. While I do have my coffee right
here. So I you know, your wish is
granted. So unfortunately I see we aren't
doing vice president elections. We're just going to keep it to
class president for now to keep things kind of simple for us,
but thank well, I'm the vice president now by default.
The council has decided I am this Council.
So, mr. Curtis, have you do you want to
give that Gmail of gold star or I think we're we're on the gold
star rating here. It was going to be a silver star
but because they said they love bug Pokemon do they keep the
upgrade, they can have the gold stuff and stuff and I'll see if
that's all you need to do students just mention spinarak
and that you like them. And this occurs will give you a
gold star and now I'll take if I can say, hey, Miss Thing to
begin with that. As long as you end it with, I
like spinarak Goldstein wish death upon all of us in the
class. But as long as you like to spin,
Iraq, you're good to go. I mean, no one who likes
spinarak, can be a bad person. I mean, that's just the way it
is. World's a big place, but if you
wouldn't mind, I'll take that back and I'm gonna just I'm
gonna pin it up on the wall here.
Okay, I and goes right up. There were the other pieces of
art that are up on the wall. Um, okay, the next email comes
to us from Hamish. They say hello Corbin Curtis and
Professor Jacob, I'm first year that your that.
Yeah, you are first. They go on to say my starter
Pokemon and then in parentheses I'm 11 so you're older than
Corbin. All right.
What's up? What's up here?
Which is why they have a starter Pokemon already.
So my starter Pokemon is the class favorite decide you I
write from hello, there we go. We do love with.
This is why we haven't talked about this.
Ey yet. So you don't know what to do.
I, you know, it's not a bug type, which means it's
automatically inferior, but it is a pretty good Pokemon.
So I will excuse you in. This is so they say, class.
Favorites is why right from the Aloha region, but I'm in the
same region as Dawn Corbin. I see you blushing.
The email said I'm saying that the Gmail spine, you're older,
you have a deciduous I in your close to Dawn.
My sweetheart is it's not a big deal.
Actually one of her found him, I don't care.
I really cared about you. Don't ever brought upset about
it at all, hey, Miss continues with.
But I also have a Feraligatr and this is what the Hisui and
pokeballs look like if Corbin and Curtis don't know what they
look like. Also once this gets to you I
hope it gets a gold star. By I have a question.
I have a question really, really quick, uh, who entrusted this
child with a deciduous? And if ferocious for all Gator,
they probably got them as say like a totodile present and
well, they allit. Yeah, no Rowlett.
So and then involvement, you know, Corbin when you and we
turn 11, when you turn 11, you get your license, your
certification for Pokemon handling, then you can have
whatever Pokemon you want. Because at that point, you will
have learned about them all in there.
The proper care of each. And that's what's key.
They did also Hamish also sent us a Hisui and Pokeball, which
are like some of the earliest forms of Pokéballs.
Yeah, that they drew. And it's very, very nice.
I think it's an, it's an excellent representation, very
good. I really hope that was not
copied from the World Wide Web. No, don't be crazy, don't be
crazy. So was I will get the gold
stars. What do you think, mr.
Curtis gold star Worthy. I didn't mention didn't mention
liking spinner acts though. I was withdrawing its good dry
and it is a good drawing. Okay?
I mean just because the drawing is so good and it's such a
classic design. So I'll have to get some of
those pokeballs. But yes, we'll put it up on the
wall. You get a gold star to all
right. Excellent.
All right. Moving on to the next Email, it
comes to us, from Jacob. L, not me, I'm not, I didn't
write this Gmail. Sure, sure, everybody knows.
That's not your last names. Yeah, my last name is Sarah the
know. But so curious.
Do you guys remember what my last name is?
Oh Jacob. Perhaps, you know, it's Jacob.
Nope, incorrect it's wrong. Oh, it's wrong.
And you'll have to, you'll have to go through the earlier
lessons if you want to figure out what it is because I'm not
going to say it again, but Jake. L, says tis.
I writing again. Jacob and Jacob.
Wait, hold on. She's I rating again.
Jacob okay, it's me. Jacob, that time not him Jacob
because I rating again. Jacob and I am here to formally
apologize to my fellow classmate were saying his Rhymes were poor
and that I'm retracting myself from the vote.
I believe he can indeed find a future a trap, and I wish him
luck. Appreciate it.
So yeah, if you recall your name was not retracted from the vote,
we did include you. Wow.
I'm sorry, you didn't get it. So, you know, it all worked out
in the end. They'll have been funny if you'd
won then, because then we had one, and then he retracted his,
his vote, then I would have gotten it again by the, yeah,
probably the de facto I guess you would have gotten but it's
fine. I'll settle for vice president,
you know, it's fine, you're not vice president.
There is no vice president, that's not how it works.
We need to have one so yeah, those are all of the Males
today, we are still waiting for a presidential address from from
casein. So casein, if you would like go
ahead and send that to us or if not, you can also send us an
email that says, no, I don't want to do that.
That's fine too. So I and I will write a,
alright, an address on your past, that's fine.
So, yeah. Also I'm before we really get
into the lesson, I do want to say thank you.
Thank you so much to all the people that have been And
subscribing to our patreon is a, you know, honestly, any kind of
we were we're happy to get any kind of donation, but you know,
the response has been really, really good.
And, you know, the interactions on the Discord have been
amazing. If you want to go to the
patreon, we'll probably talk about more at the end of the
lesson, but if you want to go to the patreon, it's, you know,
patreon.com wwo Pokémon, is that right?
Did I say that, right? Is that the / nature.com wwo
Pokémon? Are.com.
Yeah, /. So do it.
So it's patreon.com slash W Pokemon games have to say it has
been really great because I mean curtain rod but it's so Curtis
has been so happy with the patron success.
The extra burned a 100 dollar bill in front of me before we
really started class today. It's how I ATS.
How I purge the the bad energies from class is every burn a
hundred dollar bill and, you know, up until now it's been my
was like, why are you doing this?
I was like stop doing this. And he said, it's okay.
Okay. Or twice as much in the next
hour? No, it's not.
Like, I don't know about that wish.
But it's always been my own money, but now now, it's now
it's your money. So, I'm glad I would just spend
my own like to reassure students that we aren't just burning the
money that you give us. We are literally, we're not
burning the money. No, mr.
Curtis is burning his own. He will not touch the pot of
gold. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So yeah. We're going to make sure that
Money that we do get from patrons can go right back into
the classroom so we can and not to spinarak research State not
to spinarak research. Not a you know I can't trick me
again mr. Curtis it's less research and
more like betterment of the World by Improvement of the
spinarak race. Actually like that though.
As a you know as a patron reward instead of just Doodles like
we've been doing you should have you should have been a wreck
prototypes. Hi like hybrids with other
Pokemon. There you go.
Yeah, yeah. Maybe I shouldn't give you that
idea. That's kind of terrible but you
do, you are contractually contractually.
Obligated to give us a hand drawn version of the Pokémon.
We're talking about every week. Oh, don't Curtis.
Don't worry, I've already got some ideas in mind.
Okay, on how to draw Toros. Oh, we're learning about Toros
today. Oh yeah, we have been drawn by
this entire time. Oh, that's Did you why?
Let me let me secure. So I've been meaning to ask you
this for a while. Can you make sure your papers
aren't so close to the recording device?
It's very, very loud. I've just, I'm sorry I just had
put so much work and effort into that distinguish.
Why drawing and dish to. I could keep it and wait until
the decision. Why lesson then you could don't
have to draw something during that last.
I'd work on it a bit more. Looks like a ditto to me?
Well, it did. It was all Pokemon so oh yeah.
True true. All right, so I actually have a
tourist here. So I'm going to go ahead and
throw it out. I mean, it's not going to be a
real Taurus, right? Beside your, this plate.
Here it is. The flesh.
All right. The Keg is kondal em all over
again. Okay, everybody calm down.
And I know everybody's very worried and you know what, you
know what this is, this has been great.
I see you guys have been taking your, your raging Tauros
training, very, very seriously and it all the protocol that
goes along with that. So listen for a long time, we've
had a, just a raging just a, just a herd of 32 50, Wild
Horses, ravaging the lands in the Kanto region.
We've all had to take you know necessarily We precautions but
this is not one of those and that that that that band has
been, you know, you know we've we can deal with it now.
So as long as everybody is gotten their Tauros injections,
they should be fine. I do way to eject the Tauros
inside of us. Listen, I'm not.
I'm not a medical doctor. I don't know how they have.
I figured it out how they figured out some way to keep the
Tauruses away but this is not one of those.
This is a regular tourist. This is it's not a raging when
it's not a Oh my God, I thought we were gonna lose the whole
school again. I was like, Wow.
First was mr. Curtis is fault that we lost the
school that was going to be the professor's fault.
Well, well, well, no fault of anyone in particular, man.
I was scared. Sorry, I'm glad everything's
okay, we're not going to lose the school.
Hello, mr. Toros, what's your name?
What name do you guys think? Would be good good for taro's.
How about, how about Tina? No, it's Tina, good.
He looks like a technical guy. I want to call him Tech back.
Yeah. Yes, I do like that name.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why.
But that name just sounds so so good to me.
It sounds very faster says. So then I know we're going to
call them Tech but it's with a 3 instead of an e, so it's St. 3ch
1000. This torus is the coolest thing
ever. Check the Toros, she's cool.
The Taurus. All right, so what do you guys
notice about tech, what are some, what are some features?
He is quadrupedal all for. Those legs are firmly on the
ground right now. Yeah, uh-huh.
He has a really, really nice figure honestly.
I mean, like, I just love his built.
He's got some built like a brick house for sure.
For sure bighorns. Beautiful horns, bighorns
bighorns for sure. And a main and a big brown.
Beautiful main that I would just love to sleep in.
Right, man. Think of the blankets.
You could make from that. Oh my God.
Yeah. All the tourists is that he's
got 3 Tails, 3 Tails, all the better, to tell you with Corbin.
That was funny and then we got and they have like little puffs
of fur at the end. I love them.
Yeah. Why what why do you think it has
three tails? What, you know will we will talk
about this during a lesson but as want to see what do you, what
do you think the tales are for three tails for three phases of
the moon. Why it's I bet you I bet you use
it to swim spins like a propeller.
Well that sounds good. Thank you.
Maybe one does. Maybe there's a tourist that
does that but not this. Not this torus that were looking
at Salford. Now, I want to go back to what
Corbin said about the phases of the moon.
What's up? What can you say it again?
What did you mean by that? Well, I mean, like, you know,
there's different phases of the moon and maybe that each
represents, you know, one of them.
I don't, there's beer sir moon phases, I'm confused.
What's up? There's certainly more than
three phases of the Moon while. Listen, this is not astrology
class, okay? I'm just, you know, or astronomy
class. Yeah, or or, you know, anatomy
class Or archaeology are called archaeology class.
There we go. That's the.
Oh yeah. Well, what listen, listen.
I assumed there was three phases of the moon.
That was, what professor of mine told me.
He's a professor of jokes, not astrology.
So, he clearly doesn't know his stuff.
Well, let's find that you don't know.
And you know, it's I think it's always good to, you know, look
at something and you're just trying to get your, your
scientific brain turn in will learn about what those Tails, do
later on. Is there anything else you want
to talk about with tech before I put them?
Pokeball Three Gems. Well, are they gems?
I don't think that their gems in its forehead.
I think that they're just, you know, the like mini horn.
Yeah. Well, not me.
Yeah. It's like, it's like it's made
of the same material as the horns.
Sounding like, yes. Ridges on their forehead to help
with, I guess. Ramming into things.
Yes. Ramming horns.
Their organs, are all my good more.
Hams hams. Sure the hands.
The hands of the Toros. The horn rims.
Yeah, okay, so I think I think we've had check out for long
enough. Make sure to say goodbye, give
me a pet. It's nice.
Nice fur. Before, give a little, give him
a little, they'll do that, salsa kissing the Pokémon.
It's becoming a problem hug ability wise, I would give him,
I'd give him a 1200. Well, okay, where's the scale
line with the skill 3214? I think three out of 14.
Whoa, mr. Kerr is where you write in this
Toros? Um, 12 is extremely high.
You will have to justify that Corbin.
Well, I mean, while it is very approachable and friendly this
one at least we do rage that you get mad, they do rage and and
it's not a bug type. So, you know, it certainly
cannot score above 1/8, without give it a 12, so that being a
bug-type. I'm sorry.
Can't score above 1/8. What?
What are you actually giving it though?
Mr. Curtis no. And it's getting an eight.
Okay. Max maximum possible for a
great. Excellent cool.
Okay. Yeah.
Yes. Oh well, I'll split the
difference and say 10 then. Sure, that's a good 12.
All right, back into the Pokeball.
All right. Eric away with you.
What a good, what a good fella. We should go rustle, some more
Taurus is Professor. Let's, let's not you, think you
think we're the ones to do that? I don't think we have the, the
technology skills with me, with me with wobbly legs, Willie Mae
Rapidash. You I'm there on for you Here
there. Okay, you know, we make it
happen. Alright, so I think it's time to
start reading these Pokedex entries.
What do you guys think? I'm ready.
All right, it's time. All right, starting off in the
Kanto region. The first entry says, when it
targets an enemy, it charges furiously while whipping, its
body with its long tails. Wait it whips, its own body at
this long. It does do that.
Why mmm, you know, I'm Gonna Save that because that, that is
answered in another pokedex entry.
So I'm not going to snow. Are you kidding?
I know right? Things being answered by Pokedex
entries that happens once in a blue moon but it does happen.
Love it. The next entry says a Rowdy
Pokémon with a lot of stamina once running.
It won't stop until it hits something.
Yeah it won't. Stop companies keeps going.
Yeah and don't stops going and I can't stop going.
It just won't and and this is this is a Rowdy boy.
I know mr. Curtis loves to to add the Way
on the ends of adjectives and things.
But is a Rowdy Pokemon is really, very Rowdy Boy.
Yes. Naughty Boy.
The next entry says charges while whipping its Hefty body
with its Tail's, Rowdy and Hefty.
That's a dangerous. Combination sounds like mr.
Curtis. Yeah.
Right. It's a greatest.
Hey, hey. It goes on to say, although
powerful, it can charge only in a straight line.
Wow, don't turn, don't turn it, turn it, turn it.
No, I won't do it. What we begged it, we pleaded
with it. Please, you have asked so many
times and it will not turn out. Alright, that does it for the
Kanto region. Moving on to the Johto region,
they fight each other by locking horns.
The herds protector takes pride in its battle-scarred horns.
Yeah, so like I mean maybe maybe that's what that that you know
heard of 30 to 40 raging Tauruses was with there was
doing they're just trying to show her there the leader of
their herd and they are so strong and ramming into each
other that they couldn't write right but that I wish they did
run into quite a few things. I mean, you know, it was like
yeah the collateral damage was catastrophic.
Oh yeah, let's not forget about that killed over a million.
People at least somebody. I think one of your relatives,
right? Corbin.
Yeah. Uncle or something.
You were very broken up about it.
Yeah. One of my uncle's was killed by
the Rampage. It was awful, it was great.
It was what was their name? It was a so we can remember them
properly. It was Vincent.
Think it was. Yeah.
Vincent no no, no Vermin. That's what's his name
Vincent's? The other one that got injured
Vermin died. That's an awful name.
Yeah. I mean Mean, imagine naming your
child Vermin. That boy my grandparents.
You know, yeah I do too. Okay.
So, hey guys, you think this, this is how we should decide the
next class. President is why what just who
survived a fight to the death. Oh yeah.
I know. I think that'd be good idea.
Okay, let's make it the way. The Pokemon, its a Pokemon
class, after all. If you want to be president, you
got to succeed. You get to be the You have to
stop at the top. You have to survive the Toros
trials. Oh, okay.
So what you think? Um, so I want to put your name
in the running, all right? I still, I think I will put my
name and then I'll start running.
How does that sound? That's what that that's a solid
strategy fight, or flight. He's going with light.
That's right. All right.
So this is this. Next entry is the one you guys
have been waiting for. All right, whole life.
After heightening, its will to fight by whipping itself with
its three Tails. It Ages at full speed.
Okay, so what does it to Hype itself up?
Yeah, it's like it's like it's a height machine.
Is what it's doing. It's like me, like beating my
chest. I'm trying to get ready to play
like, you know, by the start throwing down some wraps or
something. I hope you're not rapping
anymore. Corbin not in class.
Is that what you were doing? I thought you were just
slapping, some wet noodles together.
Those are my arms. Oh you gonna take that?
No, sorry, so yes, yes, Corbett is like that.
It's like, you know, just just getting self all angry and
right. Go but yes, tail.
Yes, that's why has three of them?
Just couldn't get the job done with one tail.
It had to grow two more. The next entry says, these
violent Pokemon fight with other members of their herd in order
to prove their strength. Yeah, we knew that.
Yep, we've talked about that already.
Yep, I'm moving on to the Hoenn region.
First entry says, this Pokemon is not satisfied, unless it is
rampaging at all times. Yeah, if there is an owe
opponent for tourists to battle, it will charge at thick trees
and knocked. Them down to Comet self.
Wow, wow! See, I just know when you get so
mad. You just can't stop until you
knock a couple trees down. That's pretty common.
I don't think so. I don't, I don't relate to that
honestly. No, you haven't.
Everybody's knock some trees down in the day.
I mean, come on like with an axe.
No you just smash your head into it a couple times.
I mean it's not I it is just a way to let loose some steam.
Yeah, sure. Sometimes I do it by accident, I
don't even mean to do it. Whoops.
Just a whole tray. You knock over a whole tree.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I don't believe that your own here.
I'll show you here. There's no tree.
We're in a class. I've got a wooden desk here,
though. I don't need to dump ranks of
wooden desk. You've already caused so much
damage to school. No, don't do it.
That's a direct order. That's a direct order, that's
direct or disobey a direct order.
No longer funny has. He has equipped himself into a
rampage. He has to do something.
Now, you will be paying for that mr.
Curtis just like that's another thing that's gonna come to my
bank account. Alright, the last entry from the
Hoenn region says when it is about to tackle it whips its
body repeatedly with its three long tails.
Yep, checks out it all. Checks out, check soon.
Moving on to the center region. Once it takes a man, it's faux,
it makes a headlong charge. It is famous.
It's a violent nature, whoo. Luckily, the luckily Tech the
tech. The Toros was not violent.
I was able to make sure it had a mild nature.
So I write very calm. So what did you do before you
send it out? Did you like throw a tree on its
face earlier? Just calm down.
No, it's just, it's just naturally.
Calm. Tech is just naturally.
Calm and relaxed tech school. I like Tech.
Yeah, you know what? I also, like, Tech do not attend
Tad. Check out a tech eight out of
14. I was funny.
Yeah, from 3214 know. No 12 or 14 12, out of 14.
I don't like this rating scale that we have.
Why did we do this? I don't know.
On a 3-2 14. Scale. 88 out of 32.
I think what are we doing this? Why are we here?
Well that's a question. We are here to learn
specifically here. No, I mean like the purpose of
life like what is whoa, what's this?
All four guys, I think this is a great place to talk about this
core but I don't think there is a purpose to life.
Right? Wow.
I mean, besides, besides crafting the perfect spinarak of
course it's a very nihilistic point of Their Professor most of
us don't have a purpose life force.
Occurs, of course, has the purpose of crafting, the most
perfect spinarak. That was given to him.
When he was, when he was spawned upon this planet.
It's right by the night mother find the night mother you ask me
and I will not stop us mere mortals Corbin.
I think I think, you know, there isn't really a purpose and we're
just here to enjoy life, which I think is really freeing to think
about. Personally I'm so you know what
a bet is a lot. Yes go no, please, I was just
gonna say it says a lot about you as The professor to tell all
your students around the world that quote, there is no purpose
for your existence. I didn't say that.
I just said that life doesn't have a purpose, which is good.
We need a poster that says, we need a t-shirt says that.
It life had doesn't have a purpose dot dot dot and that's
good. Yep, honestly, I think that in
the middle deep deep, in the middle of this lesson on Toros
is the best place to talk about the meaning of life.
Honestly, I honestly I couldn't think of a better place, but I'm
actually going to cut it short and moved to the next Pokedex
entries of s. Okay, that's fair, that's fair.
Another time, okay? All right, sure.
All right, you're outvoted mr. Curtis unfortunately.
So there's nothing new in the you Nova region, nothing new in
the Kalos region. When is there ever guys?
I can't wait. Wait to read some Kalos.
Pokedex entries is gonna be so good.
Wait, will whole life? But anyways, moving on to the
Aloha region. They say historically people.
People in areas all over the world have written Toros, but
the practice is said to have started in a Lola, always does
God. It just just, hey, guys.
Can we just acknowledge that? A Lola, is the best region.
It sounds like it and a professor Paul would say it is
debatable. Everything is just better in a
Lola. The executors are longer.
The the Toros that were written to begin with the, you know, the
mirror wax are all dead. The mag Mars burn hotter mag
bars burn. Hotter.
You know, everything is just a little bit better, even even the
mux are shiny there. I mean, you know, yeah, they've
got gems on them. The next entry says, although
it's known to be a fierce Pokemon Tauros and the Lola
region are said to possess a measure of calmness because
we're better than everybody else.
Did you get Tech from Neil origin?
Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't, I don't know.
You don't know where you got them from, honestly.
I don't know where most of these pokeballs come from that I have
in my store. Courage back here.
Oh, they're just like delivered. Yeah, private Stash from my
uncle's breeding center Upstate. You're making that up.
No, it's the truth. I mean, well, I thought we sent
them there afterwards and then that's when the breeding
happens. Well, they, I mean, you know,
the that is going on a t-shirt. That's the breeding happens.
That's the reading habits are the next entry, says, they live
in groups, the one with the longest thickest and most
scarred horns is the Of the heard love that.
All right, I mean, I think we've already kind of learned that
although, you know how, I guess having the longest and thick as
horns, would give them an advantage in any kind of fight
that they would have for dominance.
So sure, it makes sense. It makes sense.
Oh yeah. But you know, maybe they can
have like a really good technical expertise, right?
And they can maybe they have a smaller thinner horn, but they
can use them better. Oh yeah, maybe that's the way.
I don't know. I'm just theorizing here but
just, you know, I'm a scientist that happens, the last one I
would. I want you to be no other way
Professor. Thank you.
You're sweet.
And I would want my students to be no other way.
I think that's important, too. Yeah, you all have to have
inquisitive Minds, the last entry from the hola.
Everyone says, the climate seems to be related to The Reason,
Toros in a Lola are a little calmer than those in other
regions. Yes, okay.
Like I guess because it's hotter, they're just more tired,
I think as well that it was just to be more temperate, you know,
it's just more. It's more like it's just War.
It's a more soothing environment for them.
It's warm. It's a hot.
It's warm. It's pretty hot.
I think. Well depends on what time of the
day. You know?
Although compared, you know I was thinking about this earlier
that the Kanto region is also fairly temper and warm, right?
Sure. I mean most other regions have
some area where it's like a bunch of snow right.
But not not here in canto, it's all it's all just, you know,
forests and grasslands and stuff.
Yeah, there's a volcano and the South But sure is.
Yeah, yeah, but somehow, it's all pretty pretty temperate
around here. Anyways.
Moving on to the gallery and region.
The first entry says, when Tauros begins whipping itself
with its tails, it is a warning that the Pokemon is about to
charge with astounding speed. Yeah, Mmm.
Yeah. So like if you see it whipping
its tail, I guess hide behind something.
Watch out, it's coming hide behind a tree, so it will knock
the tree down and which is Guy ran for cover earlier.
I mean, you know you just got to get out away.
Just be far away. You've been taking your your
raging torrents lessons very seriously mr.
Curtis, I'm glad to see you. Put the same amount of vigour
into those lessons as you do into mine.
Hmm. Well, not quite as much but you
know, pretty close. No yeah you know in fact you
could do it you could you could do to have a little bit less
Vigor and in my lessons I would never.
Okay. Yes.
It'll down, please settle down the last entry from the
Galleries and says, the Tauros of gal are are volatile in
nature. And they won't allow people to
ride on their backs, volatile. That's because all they got, a
is tea and crumpets in it. Well, they Curry.
I think, I think they are Curry. Oh yeah.
All right. So that does it on the regional
entries? For Toros.
We do have some unique entries. The first one comes to us from
ashes Pokedex it says, Toros, a wild bull Pokemon when whipping
itself with its three Tails. Its tackle is a powerful
destructive force whoo-hoo and then he has another entry here.
It says Tauros, it's special attack is tackle due to their
docile nature. They won't attack without being
assaulted first. Now, that's interesting.
That's kind of opposite to what we've learned, you know, that
they only attack in response. Being attacked well maybe Ash
when he got that pokedex entry. Maybe he was in the old or
region. I'm pretty sure he wasn't,
pretty sure. He was still journeying around.
The Kanto region at this point O.
So it doesn't make any sense. Now Ash, I've heard his Tauros
herd has won quite a few rewards.
It hasn't have they. Now I do know that asked us have
an entire horde or heard maybe a horde of Tauruses I haven't
heard about there. Accomplishments though.
Yes, they're just very fine specimens.
Wow. Yeah.
I don't know how he has the time when he's challenging.
The gym leader from every single region, and you know, fighting
and every single competition or League match, there is stays
right? Well, he's busy.
He's busy guy. Alright, the last unique entry
comes to us from goes Rotom phone.
It says, Toros the Wild Bull Pokemon a normal type.
Toros runs and herds in the wild the herd member with the longest
thickest and most scarred horns is set to be the leader.
So maybe that's something that we say, right?
Maybe they don't have any concept of leadership or
anything like that, we just see one with like really big and we
just call it that. That's the leader.
So that one's got to be. That one's got to be the boss
down to fit to be the boss. If it's got all those scars on
it, it's got to be the one in charge and it may not even be
the one in charge the actual hurt.
It's maybe the most well, Suspected or maybe it's the one
that's currently charging at you at high speeds.
Sure yeah, sure. You're going to die.
You might die. If you don't get behind a tree
real quick guys. Guys, I am very excited right
now. If you're excited, I'm excited,
I'm excited. Are you excited?
You know, you know why? I'm excited.
Why excited? Because we're about to have our
first Pokedex entries from the Peltier, a region that is right?
So we finally, finally tell Dana as you may, you guys may know.
Has very recently been inducted into the National Pokedex
Society. So we're only seeing their only
recently seeing their entries on Pokemon.
And this is the first time that they've had anything new to say
on a Pokemon. And all right, because as will
learn, there is a pow daeun Regional variants of toros.
No kidding. Is it really?
Yes. Yeah, so it's, I'll describe.
I Don't Wanna Give You a picture of it for reasons, you'll find
out later. But it's very, very similar to
can't Tony and Toros. It still has the four legs and
three tails. However, it's has black fur and
and its horns are little bit stubbier and the little bit
thicker and also there's three different forms.
Wait, what's there's three more Tauruses say what now?
Yeah. So there's three different site
they call them breeds. So there is a there's they're
all the pal Dan Don't. But there's three different
breeds that all do different things.
I have a lot of entries to get through right now, so I'm gonna
get okay. Okay okay okay.
Alright. So we'll start off with kind of
what I guess, the can like the basic breed, they call it.
The combat breed. Okay.
I says, this Pokemon has a muscular body and excels At
Close Quarters. Combat it uses its shorthorns to
strike the opponent's weak spots.
Okay, cool, alright. And then the second combat breed
entry says this kind of Known as the combat breed is
distinguished by its thick powerful muscles and it's Fierce
disposition. Okay now, so what type is that
it's fighting? It's a fighting type.
Okay, normal. Tauros is normal.
Okay. All right, cool.
But normal Tauros is our have thick, powerful muscles and
fierce dispositions. So I don't know how that does.
Is it a different English in the combat breathe?
Okay, I think I've described pretty well.
Well, the black fur that they have and they have their, their
horns are thicker and stubbier than regular.
Yeah, oh yes of course and might I say your description is, oh my
gosh, you're really so really backtracking here, mr.
Curtis backtrack a bit. Yeah, you know, but I will
agree. As far as Regional variants go.
There isn't a large difference. It's type is different, which is
big. But it's not something that you
really He physically, right, right?
Okay, moving on to the next one. Now, now you'll find that there
is some more difference here. Mr. Curtis because this next
breed is the blaze breed. It says, when he did by fire
energy. Its horns, can get hotter than
1,800 degrees Fahrenheit. Whoo, not as hot as a Magmar.
Those gored by them will suffer both wounds and burns.
Now, that's a bad way to end death and probably death, you'll
probably die. Die right?
Because like it will cauterize. The wound right away.
So I won't be able to heal over. That's awful.
Pretty gruesome. Pretty gruesome.
These Blaze breed Tauruses. The second entry for Blaze.
Buried says people call this kind of tourist.
The Blaze breed due to the hot air.
It's snorts from its nostrils. It's three tails are
intertwined. Cool, like that intertwine tail
also, they didn't really describe this, but it has like
has like read some red hair and it's a little poufy spot.
Cool. I can see that.
The next one again is fairly different by the way that was a
fire in fighting type if that wasn't obvious nice.
Yeah, the next one is the aqua breed.
What type is that? Yes but tight.
Yeah. Can you guess I want to take a
wild guess bug and fighting close water and fighting that
makes sense. Okay, it says this Pokemon
blasts water from the holes on the tips of its horn.
The high pressure Jets Pierce right through a Taurus has
enemies. Wow.
Just beams right through them. Yeah, it's pretty crazy matter,
doesn't matter if you're still type Pokemon, you got really
strong Shield. Nope.
Just pierce his right through you.
Well, you know, you're done. It does it like the Pokedex has
our do a lot of time? It doesn't say that pierce,
right through any enemy. It doesn't, it doesn't have
that, you know, that that absolute statement in it.
It just says The high pressure Jets Pierce right through
Tauruses enemy and so I'm sure that there's some that it won't
pierce right through. Sure.
Okay, alright. And then here's the last one for
the awkward breed and I'm sure that mr.
Curtis will find this, a very interesting.
It's swims by jetting water from its horns.
The most notable characteristics of the aqua Aqua breed is it's
hi body. Hi body fat which allows it to
float easily. Wow, okay yeah, so it uses the
horn Has to swim. Yeah, that not what I expected.
Yeah. Not as tails that I definitely
felt it was the tail, which is yeah and I've, you know, I've
seen the Tails like in when they're in the water.
They do kind of like propeller around but I guess it's really
the water in the horns that does it.
That's impressive. I don't know water squirted out
of the horn, so obviously it can control the direction, the water
spraying then because if it can spray it forward to pierce its
enemies. But then behind it to propel it,
the water. Well, unless it's going through
the water. I think it's going to the water
backwards. Okay.
Oh, that's what I was thinking. Okay.
All right, but maybe it can like rotate its horns like behind it
or something and shoot, ya bit maybe they like swivel.
Yeah, I would really need to see it in action to get a good idea.
All right, but those are all of the regional Toro sentries.
I mean, there's a lot of them. Oh yeah, a lot of different
kinds. So thank you.
Thank you, pal, day region. Wasn't what an explosive entry.
E onto the National Pokedex World stage.
Boom. Boom, we're here.
We're here guys. We're in pal.
Dad. Feels like I'm right there and
the Sun and the crazy Taurus is I wonder if they were struck by
the Raging Tauruses out on those islands.
No way. But you see a little over pal.
Daya I said Paul Daya. Oh no!
No, because they got heard. They got their own stuff.
Going on. Something with a time.
Traveler heard about, I don't know.
I think it's just it's conspiracy.
Area time travels not real as well as he's not real.
No it is real. I think I did to you guys what
maybe it maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist but time travel is
real. You can't just know there's no
way sir says we'll get more into that.
There's there's some Pokemon that I do funky stuff with time
and we'll talk about that later on.
Okay. Alright.
Don't tease. All right, so before we move on
to a pop quiz maybe who knows what?
Maybe it's a quiz, maybe it's some kind of don't tease me like
that. I don't want to, I don't want to
see you will see what we get here.
I'm getting ready. I'm so ready for the quiz?
I know. Know I do have an excellent
essay here provided to us from a virtual student comes to us from
Evan. Thank you very much Evan.
So this essay says, hmm Toros is a brown quadrupedal Pokémon with
three long tails with Poof's at the end.
A greymane horns that look to be made out of metal and three
silver dots that get progressively smaller as they go
up towards his head, Tauros live in a herd if it has the thickest
and most scarred her Turns it is the leader Tauruses are always
mail and calmly live in the Safari Zone.
That's true. I don't think we mentioned that
they are they are all male just don't know how that happens but
it is it's true. When they run, they whip
themselves seemingly to gather anger and let it out on its
foes. This can also be a warning that
is about to attack. If there are no targets for
Taurus to attack, it will run into trees to quench its thirst
for battle. Hmm.
Also like Rhyhorn. It seems to not be able to turn
once it's running at its victims better.
I would take special note of that because it might come up
later. Maybe, I don't know.
We'll see. Huh.
Okay. In a Lola.
It is more calm. Okay.
So yes, thank you. Thank you, Evan.
Yes, of course, you get extra credit for that.
Excellent. Extra hard work very well,
written essay. I may I say and Waiting for the
gold star decision from mr. Curtis is, it was well, I mean I
did, this is just been a class of given out many gold stars,
might as well give me one while you're at it, you know.
No, I actually I only had three set aside for this lesson.
So this is my third wood, right here you go.
Wow. Well you got the last one?
He's certain. He starting to run out of gold
stars from how many extra credit and work.
We've been getting. So thank you guys have so many
good virtual. Students is what it is stars
made out of gold are very expensive.
Just saying I gotta say I've taught this class many times and
you know I've never had a class that's been so so responsive and
so eager to learn. So thank you guys.
Thank you so much. All right, yeah, but enough
about this is, yes, it's time to move on.
It's it, is it time? I think we should put away our
our Pokedex has and I think we should get out some pens and
pencils and wrote on laptops because it is quiz time
everybody. It's time for a quiz, the quiz,
the quiz. All right, all right, we have
all this stuff out, core when I see you're just kind of sitting
there moping and I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready, guys. Hey, hey, Corbin right here.
Look look, look, look, you're right.
It's what you ready for this? Yes, yes, yes.
Can you listen? Listen, hey, Corbin, can you
like just just, you know, active I did we got a lot of students
here that that hate quizzes and they need to know that you're
really into it. You to focus on really good
character home. Take your time, take all the
time. You need it.
Can you call Action for me real quick?
Hold on, do we need to get you whipped up into a frenzy?
Yeah, you'll be up to your friends you for this.
Just just call Action will be ready and action.
Oh boy. Yes a quiz.
Whoo, wow, I believe him. Okay, you know what?
That's giving me the energy. I need to read this first
question. I cannot wait.
Professor question. Number one.
How can you tell which Toros is the leader of the herd?
Okay, all of the answers are in. Corbin says, you can tell, which
Tauros is the leader of the herd by.
It's the one that has more scratches and scars on the
horns. That's what he says.
And then mr. Curtis says, when you look at
the heard, the obvious leader is the one with the horns that are
longest thickest and covered His scars, the mostest.
What? Thank you.
Yes. So you're both right Corbin, you
know, you could have said long and thick.
Sorry I'm tempted to dock. You points for not saying that
but sorry, I'll never forget it. I'll get attached it on me when
I'm older methods. Yeah it does.
And then you wouldn't get tattooed on your.
It's going to say, if you mess with the Toros, you get the
horns and then it's like really big horns that are all scarred
up and messed up and stuff. So right, so right leader.
And then I'm gonna on each formally.
It long. My left forearm and thick my
right one. Please don't, please don't do
that. Alright question, number two.
Alright, this is a fill in the blank, all right, okay sure,
sure sure sure. Toros from blank are blank.
We're as Toros from blank are more blank.
All right, I have the answers for question.
Number two, sorry, a smack the recording device there, just
cause I'm so excited. Please, do not do that again.
It's hard, not to, but my hand is right next to where I go to
get to the mouse on my wrote. I'm desperate.
Stop. All right, so I'm and as I
normally do for fill-in-the-blank questions and
just going to take your your answers and throw them in.
So Corbin says, Tauros from a Lola, are more chill.
Whereas Toros from gal. Are are more volatile okay and
mr. Curtis says Tauros from a gal.
Are are volatile. Whereas Toros from a Lola are
more calm. Okay.
Yeah. I mean you guys kind of likes.
Which the order I think. Yeah, you did it.
Our vault? Yeah, you know, it's true.
You know what? I had it the way that Corbin had
it because I don't think well, then that's correct and Curtis
is wrong so sorry. No, you're both correct.
You guys. Both got the gist.
Alright, so that was that was one hard question, out of the
way you successfully navigated one hard question.
I have shamed myself. Like you're fine.
You've soiled yourself mr. So it stops oiling yourself
please. Okay, question.
Number three, Both tourists and Rhyhorn are known for Raging and
charging enemies. What is a major similarity
between their charges? All right, so I do have both of
the answers to that question. I am going to read them now so
get ready is are very prepared for the answer.
I am ready. All right.
Corbin said they both don't turn when they charge, okay, could be
right, could be wrong we're not sure.
Okay and mr. Curtis says Toro Us and Rhyhorn
both charged only in straight lines.
Changing directions are not for them.
They are one track and track is in quotation marks.
For some reason, they are one track-focused, get exam.
Can you explain to me the quotations, mr.
Curtis. What do they represent like?
They're their single one track? Like, one track, one straight
track, one law. So were you making a pun?
Is that what you were trying to do it?
What it was a play on? And they have a one-track mind
sure. But they're but they're one
track Focus because I got one thing on the model.
My God, you could have just, you could have still just said
one-track mind. Yeah.
But but, but then I'm talking about the mine, but I'm talking,
but I'm also doubled. Meaning it is this one about the
actual track that they're running, is this, why you took
so long to answer is you were thinking of that fun Listen and
art comes to me in ways and sometimes you just have to let
it wash over you. I'm still waiting for it to come
in your first wave. I've never seen your artistic
abilities. Mr. Curtis, they're coming and
when they hit boy, they hit hard.
Okay, wait. Alright question number four, I
think this is the hardest one. All right, all right, all right.
Oh, name three breeds of pal. Dan Tauros, and one major
physical. Identifier of each.
That is not their horns. Oh, all right, the Pope All
three Pokedex into entries gave unique physical attributes of
the different breeds of Tauruses and I would like you to give me
those. All right, I have both of the
answers in. I'm really hoping you guys
stumbled here. I kind of said that this was a
really hard quiz, and nobody has got any questions wrong, but
we'll see. Hmm, so, I'm nervous.
What I asked for was the three breeds of pal, Darien Toros, and
if is how Barian you get about their interests, it's wrong.
Three breeds of powdered Ian. How Dan probably in call Deb
pal, pal, D and listeners. If you could paulien, if you
could write in and let us know how to correctly pronounce your
country and how how you prefer to be identified region, see ya
name, three breeds of pouty and Tauros and one major physical
identifier for each. Hmm, Corbin says combat and he
gave them a stout. Out, muscular imposing body,
Blaze an intertwined tail and then Aqua body fat for buoyancy.
All right, he. Well, he did the assignments and
he, he gave me three things and we'll see if those are right,
mr. Curtis says, oh God.
Aqua breed is got that Chunky body fat to be all floating in
the water. Blaze breeds.
Got them interwoven tales and the combat breeds got them got
those big powerful muscles. Guys, you are both fully
correct. Wow.
Job you were very clearly paying attention during this lesson.
Wow, I tried to stump you, but honestly, I think this really
shows how far you're progressing.
I think I think early, I think, you know, early class Corbin
would have definitely gotten some of those questions wrong.
First, I thought you said these quizzes were harder, I'm just
confused what's going on. So I'm what I'm hearing is,
they're not hard enough. Corbin's.
I'll make sure to make no. This is Useless.
Even our proprietary challenged. I enjoyed it.
All right. Yeah, watch yourself.
But anyways, that does I think, I think your quiz was just
perfect. Professor just like you are just
perfect. Wow.
Sometimes it's sometimes the butt-kissing is even just a
little bit too much for me. Do we get a hundreds?
Yes, you both get 100's. Excellent job.
I am very pressure Curtis. I would say that was a very fair
and Equitable decision when you say that, I agree, I agree.
I would say that. Alright that does it for our
lesson on Torres? Does anybody know who were
talking about next week? We're back in the water Titan.
We're back over pal, day in the Titan.
No, no I know that pal Daya has just been added to the Pokedex
but we got a ways to go before we talk about any of their
Pokémon. But they've got some really
guys, they have some, I've been perusing, the entries, they have
some very interesting Pokemon, I'm excited, you know, I gotta
tell you, hmm. All seriousness, I think pal
Daya has some of the coolest looking Pokémon.
Right. Well, how about how about you
make? I don't know whether they were
the kids call it these days. A podcast of some kind Corbin.
You talk about all your favorite Pokemon from Claudia because
that's not what we talked about here.
And this was room, how many of our students would like that a
little spin off lesson with Corbin where he gets to talk
about his fear of Pokemon a. We could call it the, the
president's podcast and that not, you're not you're not
present anymore. I think that'd be interesting.
And then I would like to have a spin-off spin-off.
As where I could, you know, listen to Corbin's.
Favorite Pokemon and talk about how stupid he is and how bad all
of those Pokémon are, haha, stupid, stupid, boy.
You were nice in the beginning of the lesson.
I know how far I've changed. How far I've come since then.
It feels like it's been years, okay?
But and it's okay, focus up. Focus up.
Does anybody know who we're talking about next?
It's not so tighten. It is a water-type Pokémon
that's got to be EV, right? No.
Evie is not a water tank. You're thinking about.
Ian, you want you are thinking about Vaporeon well is it Lapras
not? Quite Lapras is coming up very
soon. But no next week we're talking
about Magikarp. Oh I know magic are is really
pleased students. I remind you that attendance is
important and well that really sound like it's a I think oh
c'mon I think we're going to lose some some listeners.
I will be taking attendance next time.
So make everybody all here, listen, I've been teaching this
class for a very long time and I know That everybody skips The
Magikarp lesson but don't it's very Magikarp is very important.
Very, very important. It's honestly it's it's provide
I can't, I can't play hooky that day.
I can't believe hooky no, you can't, you never can korbanot.
You know, you can never. You always have to be here
especially if you want a chance of becoming the next president.
Watch that. BR watch, watch, like every
student to turn out for that one.
That's going to be like the highest listen to lesson that we
have is Magikarp. Yes, maybe we'll see but they're
all four grades that you should go to every single lesson.
Yeah. But anyways, that doesn't so
yes. We're learning about Magikarp
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I cannot wait to see. We don't we, he doesn't show us
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I cannot wait to see your Toros. I am so eager, but we have that
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