Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. Joining me here in the classroom
today is, of course, my wonderful teaching assistant,
Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, hello, welcome.
Is that your? Are you giving?
Fanfare for yourself. Is no.
He is doing. He is.
Doing no, no, no, no. That's the professor.
'S Fanfare Auto auto biographical fanfare.
He's just, I think he's just excited that we survived our
most recent field trip. That's true, but also, but also,
that fanfare was for you, professor, for your, your
glorious return, your glorious return.
Yes, I did lose my shoes. That sucked in the Whirlpool.
OK. But do you think that's like a,
you know, a field trip thing or do you think that's like you
were kicking a Corsole, A corsole for, you know, a week or
something? Well, and that's why I.
Didn't. No, I don't think, I don't think
the Cursola curse had anything to do with it, 'cause I remember
having shoes before the Whirlpool and sometime after the
Whirlpool and after we stopped recording.
I was like, wait a minute. I think the whole Whirlpool
actually is Corbin's fault because of his bad luck.
Yeah, yeah, honestly. Yeah.
No, that was the Kendra yawning. OK, that wasn't me.
I didn't make it. I just did it.
I guess I don't really need to introduce him 'cause he's
already been yapping a bunch, but he also joining us here in
the classroom is our young trainer training Corbin.
Corbin, go ahead, continue to talk.
Wow, another fanfare for me, guys.
Listen, if I'm. Here no.
This one was for. No, no, no, no.
That was for the professor as well.
I am here and today I have it on good authority that whatever
Pokémon we talk about today, I am keeping it.
Yes, that is right. I got a note from the
headmistress right here. Get.
That on my desk, wow, this is. The headmistress Santu herself
that says I get the Pokémon that we learn about today as my first
Pokémon and I get to train. It that is kind of weird.
It does say as my first Pokémon and I get to train it.
Oh, that was. And it's written in green crayon
and I can't help but notice all the green.
Mistress. So you clean little mudges on
your hands. Oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Don't, don't.
That's my crown box. Yeah, don't shove your crayon
box in your mouth, Corbin. Those aren't.
Those aren't snacks. I know they're bright.
I know they're bright colored Corbin, but they're not.
He swallows. That Spin him out, Spin him out,
I. Did.
Sorry. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
Look, see. Nothing in there, OK?
Nothing around. It's just really blue and red.
And the red's blood. Oh.
You're right, that is bad. Guys, if you want your own
fanfares, you know, then we can, we can talk to Portia.
We could have her just give us introductory music, We can have
a courtesy, or we can have a Corbin theme.
Oh. Yeah, or you can use these
fanfares as your personal ringtones.
Like for example, you could clip this part and put it as your
ringtone. I'm getting the call ring ring.
Ring, ring. You can just have that as your
text tone. Ring somebody.
Ring. Oh, wait, wait, as your text
tone, you're you want the text, your text tone, I'm getting a
call all ring, ring. OK, well I want the ringtone
call to be that, but the text won't be.
I'm getting the text buzz buzz. Hey, Buzz.
Ring, ring. That's what I.
Think Buzz buzz. Yeah, that's what it should be.
OK, so somebody set that as your text tone and your ringtone and
send a video and send it back to us.
You will get 90,000 gold stars. Think it.
Said or one where it's like what's text?
Ring ring. Something's happening on my
phone. Not sure what it is though.
Text time. Ring text time ring down here
ring. Hello, are you giving them?
Are you giving them more sound? Bites.
Ring rings. Oh yeah, this all sound bites.
Don't worry, Porsche's gonna make this like spread this out
so it's nice and clippable. No, this is for the.
This is for the listener to clip so they can make it their
virtual. Studio, but whatever.
I'm getting a text, a phone call for my least favorite person.
See, so that way when you're out and about, people will hear that
and be like, oh, you got to take that, huh?
OK, I let me. Let me take one, Let me take
one. All right.
Good. Yeah, good.
Hey, it's your mom calling. Better let this one go to
voicemail and then you can set that up for when your mom calls.
You can just like you just know and you can let it go to
voicemail just to make sure she's not in the room or
anything. Mr. Curtis, you got a sound bite
for our listeners to use for their text tone or ringtone?
Uh. Oh, your phone's ringing?
Time to just stare at it awkwardly because you don't want
to send it straight to voicemail.
Because then the person knows that you didn't want to talk to
them. So let's just stare awkwardly at
this person ringing on my phone. Yep.
There. It's ringing.
That's a good one. It's continuing to ring.
And gosh, I wish it would go to voicemail by now.
Yep. Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
Now it went to voicemail. But I'm not going to listen to
that voicemail. I'll.
I'll send them a text message
later. I.
Don't even think phones ring that long.
I'm not going to send them a text message later.
That's so real, Mr. Curtis, that was personally the realist one
so far. Yeah.
All right, enough of this. We have to learn about Pokémon,
and I have to read a Gengar male.
I have to. I'm contractually obligated.
Yep. So this Gengar male comes to us
from a student named Frederick, they say.
Frederick. Frederick maybe?
I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's Frederick
if I could be wrong, they say. Frederick.
I'm gonna say Frederick, Professor Jacob, I've broken
into Curtis lab. I have found the abominations
he's created. Whatever you do, don't show this
to Curtis. I can stop.
Showing it. He's just reading it.
I can hear the beer racks coming.
Goodbye. You OK, Mr. Professor?
Are you all right? Oh no.
And then it kind of like, it just trails off as if somebody
were to like, their head smashed into the keyboard and they
couldn't finish typing. Well that's good that they were
able to type while being smashed with their.
Head yeah and hit the send button.
Oh, they also go on to say. PS.
OK, so they recovered? Yeah.
Well, I think, I think they just have a fun overactive
imagination. They're doing like a little skit
for us. Oh, that's not I, I'm not.
I don't feel like I'd be good at that.
Yeah, they say you aren't. They say PS Gold Star a you want
to I just murdered 1000 spinner acts to get this to you so you.
Know and Corbin stars for each spinner act nice.
So, Frederick, you might have forgotten who gives out gold
stars. It's not.
The guy who? Yeah, the guy who wants to save.
What? You murdered.
I'm sorry. How many did he say?
Professor He. Said 1000.
Right, okay, that's. Mr. Curtis could be worse.
It could have been 2000. Right, right.
That's. True Guy or the student has
claimed to have broken into your lab and been attacked slash
murdered. Your quote UN quote beer racks.
OK, yeah, I don't, I don't know anything about AI.
Don't I don't know anything about a secret lab.
Like I don't, I mean I I just have the shed outside of the
that. Everybody's invited.
To right, right. Everybody can come.
There's no need to break in. So yeah, I don't, I don't know
about the secret lab B racks. B racks are interesting.
What was that I do, I do think that that I did, I did make some
B racks. There were some like B drill
hybrids that were going on. There, Yeah.
And and they they were, but, but actually, I haven't seen the
hive of of B racks in quite a while.
They've been kind of kind of on the loose, so maybe they set up
in some some some, you know, old abandoned laboratory or
something that you found. Maybe.
Yeah, that makes sense. If Frederick has, Oh no.
You were you were going to say something else was.
Cursed. Yeah.
I was going to say yeah, if, if Frederick, if you could, you
know, like let me know where they're at.
I'd love to go collect them again.
Well, they've included a couple drawings of.
Oh, he drew them. Yeah.
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna pass them off to Corbin.
Corbin, you wanna describe some of these drawings?
I do now, I I need to show Mr. Curtis and be like, is this, is
this what your beer racks look like?
Or is this just something else? Because.
OK, so we have one here that's called Corbin's Nightmare.
That's pretty accurately described.
It is a yeah, it looks like a spinner rack, but it has
actually kind of kind of tiny, cute little wings behind its
head. And it's it's yellow.
They're like ears. Yeah, it looks a little ears,
and it's yellow instead of instead of green, like a spinner
rack. And it says that it's honey used
to form webs that are at least 2 miles long that are coming out
of its butt. And then it says it has.
Yeah, at least. And it has its ear, that those
are the little wingy things behind its head that helps it
fly 50 miles an hour. And it says it weaves webs of
honey, which flies across using its winged ears.
And favorite food is apparently me.
OK, that's the first one. And then the second drawing is I
guess it's the Evolve version of that, which basically looks like
AB Drill that is green. And that's the Evolve form.
So wait, is the beer rack that's the final evolution?
What's the little one called? Spinabe.
Spinabe Spinabe. I mean, it could still be B
rack. I mean it would still be B rack,
right? No, no.
So the B the B rack are the are the are the smaller B spinner
racks, the. Bigger one is B or A dose.
Aria drill. Aria Drill.
Aria drill. I like that, professor.
Yeah, Yeah. The B racks are 100% my product
right there. I mean you.
You can tell. That's the Curtis stamp of
approval. But I, I don't know that I, I
ever evolved any of them. So I don't, I don't know, maybe
they're kind of like evolving on their own.
Is that what you look? Is that what your beer, Rex?
Look, no, yeah, the B racks, yes, not the not the REO drills
that we that we see in these pictures here.
The Aria drills are a little are something else entirely.
And then in fact, I don't, I don't know that's the direction
I would take them to be evolved anyway.
So we, I may have to reclaim that line and and reevaluate
some of the the evolutionary potential there.
So too much of the B drills coming out and not enough of the
Oreo dos. So we're gonna have to
reevaluate that for sure. Yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course. Scary.
Yes, scary. Excellent job.
OK. So I think I already know the
first of all, extra credit here, Frederick Incredible. 1000
Corbin stars. 1000 Corbin stars and so that does it doesn't
really matter because I think I know what the answer was going
to be. Yeah, unfortunately no gold
stars for this one. Not if not if you're going to go
kill 1000 spinner acts, I'm sorry that's that's not.
Yeah, that's bad. No, no, no.
But but hey, you get a, you get a Corbin Star, so that's
something. Get 1000 of them.
You get better than that. Yeah.
But I don't know if that like really like gets you anything
on. Honestly, I don't know if you
can do anything. It gets you my respect.
So nothing is. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't.
Something. OK, so that's going to do it for
Gengar males for now. If you would like to send me a
Gengar male, you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
They do not go to Corbin. He will not read them.
They go to me and then I'm in class if they're to.
Me or they're a poem, I will read them.
Well, I mean, I'll tell Corbin to read them.
He's not going to read them by himself because we're not sure
he can read. I can read by myself.
Sure, buddy, sure. Can't.
For a while. And that that's without Gordon,
you know, tracing over the letters for you, right?
No, I can. I traced them over myself now.
OK. He started that a year ago.
Thank. You oh, is that, is that right?
Yeah, I don't need, I don't need somebody else to trace letters
for me when I read out loud. OK, OK.
Not a baby. I think you're a sweet, sweet
baby boy, Corbin. I'm not a sweet baby boy.
I'm hard and I've been to prison.
Oh geez. He has.
I went to. That is true.
He has. Yeah, I went to.
He's I think he's the only sweet baby boy who's who's gone to
prison, still retains his sweet baby boy composure.
That's true. We need me with a really nice
like wrapper outfit on a T-shirt that says sweet baby boy.
I'm like. Metallic like oi, like BOI.
BOI yeah of. Course.
Yeah, of course. Put that on our merch store that
doesn't exist and sell it for. Me yet yet doesn't exist yet.
You never know. You never know.
OK so guys, we're here to learn about Pokémon.
We have a very important Pokémon we're learning about today cuz
there's a big event coming up, not next week, but two weeks
from now. We have to be ready for it.
So does anybody know who that is?
What the event is or what the Pokémon is.
Yeah, we'll just do the Pokémon. What's Pokémon is that we're
learning about today? Is it decision?
Why Professor? Portia, do the do the do the
applause sound effects. Let's hear it.
Come on, he said. He said decision, why decision
Why? It's so funny.
He did it everybody.
He achieved it. It's not.
This is UI.
It's a little small one, right? It's a.
Little small one. It's a ground type.
It's a baby. It's a ground type.
Is it? Yeah, Let's.
Say that I'm a big fan of this one.
Big, big fan. Oh.
Is it scarberry? Scarberry, you've already done.
Scarberry, it's not. Scarberry does look like a big
fan, huh? No, it does.
How about how about fan P? Is it fan P?
Yes, it is Fan P Oh man, he got my hints.
Yes, yes, we are learning about Fan P today.
Has anybody seen, I mean Corbin, have you seen a Fan P out in?
The. Do you know what's coming up
that might you know we might need to be getting ready for
that involves a phampy. There is yes.
So I'm pretty sure the only time I've seen a phampy wasn't.
I haven't seen one in person but I I do regularly watch every
every year I watch the The Don fan Derby.
Television, now the cool. Thing is, we I, I, yeah, the Don
Fan Derby has been going on here in Johto for decades and I've
never been able to attend in person.
Unfortunately tickets are too expensive, but I have seen them
train the little Phampy's. They have like a little like
when they cut away from the Derby when like you know, in
between the Dom fans resting up and hydrating and pooping and
all that stuff. They will cut to like the little
baby Phampy enclosure, the Phampy Cam if you will, and have
like little babies frolicking and all that stuff and.
It's just it's. Absolutely precious.
I've wanted a Phampy ever since I watched the Dom fan Derby's
when I was a little boy, and I'm just, yeah, I'm very excited to
talk about Phampy today. I think that's honestly the
reason why the headmistress said that she wanted me to keep a
Pokémon because she knew I'd like this one.
Corbin, do you? Do you have a favorite Don fan
racer that you remember? From me, I would say Drill Hide
was probably my favorite of the 2021 season.
He was pretty good. I do think Tiny Tim kind of like
he's a little bit overrated. I know he's big and I know he's.
Supposed to be one of the more handsome dog.
Fans I I get it like I get that like the irony of like Tiny Tim,
but he's actually a big butt Dawn fan.
I get it, but he's a little bit overrated.
I don't think he's that good of a racer.
I think he's a little bit, you know, I don't think, I think.
He's my my favorite lucky Jim. Lucky Jim I do love the games
Lucky Jim are given to these these.
Be the guy that you mean, the Don fan that breaks his leg like
every other race. Lucky Jim.
Lucky Jim has never run a race, but he's lucky all right.
Why? He's lucky not to get drafted to
race. I thought he wanted a race.
No, he does race. He just never wins a race.
Oh gotcha. I think he never races at all.
I'm like, I've seen him race. Yeah.
You talking? No, he races all the time.
He's just, he's lucky. Jim, he just breaks stuff.
What about you, Professor? What's your favorite?
Racer dance. Smartly Dance Smartly is a good
looking Don fan. Yeah, I can't dance.
It's the only time I've ever seen a shiny.
Yeah, yeah. I didn't.
I didn't realize it was a shiny Don fan.
But yeah, I mean, although thinking back now, they're
extremely different from regular Don fans.
I just was. I wasn't really paying
attention. No, there's a There's a lot of
good racers. It's honestly hard to.
Choose one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll be sure to tune in again and.
Maximum security is another one of my favorites.
That's a big one. That's a big one.
Not very fast but can reply. No, not.
Really, he he's at his best when he's taken out the other Don
fans at the beginning. Oh, OK, OK, I see what you're.
Saying, oh, I saw that in the 2018 race.
That was pretty bad. That was they had, they had to
cut away, but that was when they cut away to the Fanfy, the Fanfy
Fanfy. And I was like, yeah, that was
probably a good idea. That was pretty brutal.
OK. But we, we, so our task for this
week and next week we are since we're learning about next week,
yes, this week and next week, OK, we're going to be training
up a fan P to be prepared for the Don fan race in two weeks
time. I will gladly accept this honor.
Okay, yeah, thank you. So it's not going to be yours,
Corbin. It's not yours.
Yeah, what? We, we, it's, we're going to be
taking care of it and training it together, right?
Hopefully, hopefully we'll be able to get it to evolve.
No promises, but hopefully we can want.
To keep it as a fancy though. Corbin Corbin can train their
their their stamina and their speed.
Professor can train their wit. Yes, I can.
I can teach them all the tactics required to to win a fan a Don
fan race, When to speed up, when to slow down.
I can teach it how to how to sing and dance and rap and make
a movie, to make a movie together.
I don't, well, I don't think it's going to help it win the
Rays. And I can, and I can teach it to
stomach strength. Wait, what?
Some. Court like workouts.
No, no, like like eating slightly poisonous foods over a
long period of time to build. You're not gonna OK, He doesn't
get to be alone with the vampy. He's gonna poison it and kill
it. OK, I don't think we quite
understand what's going to Yeah, don't, geez, don't feed our
vampy poison, Corbin. Just slightly like micro doses
of spinnerac venom to build resistance.
What an awful idea. OK, OK.
I don't think we quite understand what it is about
Vampy that's going to get them to win a a race.
All right, so I have one here. Let's go ahead.
Let's take a look. At our vampy and.
I have one here. I have.
I have ours all right. OK, OK, here we go all.
Right, you have your own vampy. We we have to be thinking of a
good racing Don fan name for this vampy all.
Right. OK, OK.
OK, OK, so here is our vampy. Oh yes.
She's beautiful. Is this a girl?
It looks like a girl. You're so pretty, Oh my God.
Okay, do we have any names coming to mine?
Here she is, a cute little blue baby bean with cute floppy ears.
There is. What about?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think I got one.
This one is going to ensure a victory, okay?
Because we can't let a fan P with a name like this lose.
Okay, what's it called? Which guy?
Fan favorite but like PHAN are you?
Sure, we can't name this one or Lucky Tim.
Favorite. No, We.
That's lucky, Tim. That's already.
Won no Lucky Jim is my favorite and lucky.
Tim. This is lucky, Tim.
All right, I like, I like fan favorite, I think.
It's that's true. OK, so let's we're gonna do a
poll here on Spotify. Gone.
If you're on Flapple, sorry, you suck.
If you're on YouTube, YouTube, you suck more.
Get on Spotify and vote. We're gonna have three options.
So. So, Professor, you said yours
was fan favorite, right? Sure, that's your.
Choice of name. OK, All right.
Mr. Curtis, what was your. Name.
I have to, I have to make sure it's spelled correctly.
Porsche. It's PHAN favorite, fan
favorite. He already said.
That I did wait. How was favorite spelled pH as
well? No, just normal.
OK, normal. OK, cool.
All right, Mr. Curtis, hold your name again.
Suggestion. I'm sorry.
He's lucky, Tim. Lucky Tim, but I that's.
Already a Pokémon? No.
Lucky Jim. Lucky.
Jim was the Don fan. This is lucky, Tim.
And obviously my name is going to win.
But honestly, I'm going to vote for fan favorite because that's
so funny, Professor. Yourself.
Well, you don't get to decide. It's so funny.
It's not, it's not even that. It's just funny.
It's that it's like a tactical, you know, choice, right?
It's the fan favorite. The fan favorite's going to win.
It's a positive mindset. It's a mental attitude.
Right, right, right. Corbin, what's your terrible
name? Oh my great name that's
definitely going to win the poll is how about Scooter Bean?
I think that is a perfect name for Scooter Vampy.
It fits. It's a little tiny blue Bean.
It's going to scoot around that track so fast and it's like a
little flying little blue Bean. It's just going to go in circles
and lap everybody. So while it might be everybody's
fan favorite, Scooter Bean is going to be more fun to say.
Everyone's going to call her Scooter or call her Beanie, you
know, whatever works, whatever name she wants to choose.
And as her future owner, I think I also get a leg up on how to
name her. But you're not.
You're not the Super users. Well, you know, time will tell.
Well, Lock and Harry, so we, you know, we can we can we can wait,
certainly for students to, you know, chime in and say what
they're going to name, what they want the name to be.
Unfortunately, we don't really have the time.
We have to start training now. Yeah.
OK. So we kind of have to name it.
Well, you can still tell us which name you think is best.
But how about in the interim, we just call it fan favorite.
We combine the ball. No.
OK. We combine them all.
All right. OK.
Scooter Favorite Tim. Bean Scooter favorite Tim.
Scooter favorite Tim? Yeah.
Lucky bean favorite. Lucky bean favorite.
Lucky lucky no fan favorite. I vote for fan.
How about? Lucky fan bean.
I'm fine with lucky lucky bean. Favorite is fine.
That sounds. Lucky bean or lucky fan bean?
How about Lucky Fan Bean? Let's think.
You know what, Let's think about this a little bit.
A name is very important for a Don fan racer.
Corbin, while we're thinking about it, can you describe our
little fan P here, our future, future racer?
Very blue little baby bean, but did.
You already describe it there. Yes, I.
Did a little bit, yeah. OK, Sorry, Sorry.
Yeah. Well, I mean I didn't finish it.
So like it's got these tiny little claws, like singular
claws on each little foot. It is quadrupedal, 4 is like a
nail or something, 4 little baby feet that are very short.
And yeah, it does have a tiny little trunk with like this red
kind of, I don't know what it is.
But I think that's an orange. It looks like a reddish orange,
just, I don't know, blood orange.
Yeah, it's like bright orange kind of part popping up there.
It's not like a sore or anything, it's just kind of like
like it's. Like like a little extra armor?
Neon. It's like a little armor pad.
Yeah, a little pad. There not that orange, Curtis.
And it's got this, it's got the, the scarlet colored, you know,
same thing on the ears too. It's got a, it's got 2 on each
ear. This like little armor scale
sort of thing. Yeah.
And it's. Got.
Tiny little baby tail. It's cute.
How about that, Scooter Bean? Does that describe you so well?
Oh, be careful. It is OK, Scooter.
No, not Scooter. Bean a vampy.
Our little vampy here is, you know, pretty excited and they're
starting to swing her nose around.
Be careful. Whoa, yeah, do that too with my
nose. Oh no, now you're exciting.
Her. OK?
Oh, no, I just put that desk back together.
No. Watch it.
No, no, no, stop, stop. Calm down.
Curious, calmer down. So we have no different power,
The incredible power. A fan P's nose.
Has, yeah. So it would look like it would
be that strong, but it's because it's really small.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
And we'll talk a little bit more about that, but that's something
that we really need to focus on. We don't want little scooter
fave Tim. Scooter Bean.
Tim wait, was it? Was it lucky?
Lucky. Bean favorite.
Lucky bean favorite. Lucky bean favorite.
Yeah, we don't want lucky Bean favorite out there, you know
knocking out other Don fan with their nose.
So we have to it is is poor form.
We have to make sure. Right.
Control is is strong. So that's something we need to
work on. So, you know, maybe Corbin,
maybe try to work on that a little bit with with Lucky bean
favorite. OK, well I will get.
I will get bean for the first week and I will work on.
That no work on it now. Right now.
And yeah, trunk.
Learn about trunk. Well, I mean, you do that.
I'm gonna, I'm going to read some Pokedex entries since we
can brainstorm some other ideas of what we can do.
Sure. Sure.
OK. All right.
All right, all right. So starting off in the JoJo
region, the first entry says it swings it's long snout around
playfully, but because it's so strong, that can be dangerous.
Right, that makes sense. Can't be you can't be as
swinging snout T-shirt swinging snout.
As piano by the the desk that smashed against the wall over
there. Not a not a good idea to swing
that nose around. Yeah, that was not.
Come on. Hey, Bean, you got to talk about
it. If you're going to do that,
you're going to have to do it with half strength, OK?
Come on, No, don't we know we can't do it at all?
But don't do it. Don't swing at all.
We don't want to be accused of of snouting, which is what I
think they call it in the right man community.
Yeah, do you guys remember when Wonderbus did that back in like
2018? He was snouting all. 2018 was a
violent. It was.
It was a violent year. Violent year it was.
It was a lot to see at such a young age for me.
I got to tell you that I was, I was, I was like 2-3, ten years
old and it was, it was, it was something to see.
There were like all the Nurse Joys were on the on the track,
just, you know, attempting to. Every race.
Every race it was bad. Yeah, that was really bad.
Oof guys. Lucky Jim lost a toe that year.
It was bad. Yeah, that makes sense.
The next injury says as a sign of affection, it bumps with its
snout. However, it so strong it may
send you flying. See.
Listen, Beam, we have to practice.
If you're going to bump with the snout, you got to do it with
half strength. OK, You got that.
All right, 123. Oh.
God, that was half. Cheese.
Oh, he flew right by my ear. Wow, I didn't know you can.
Suck in the wall here, corn, let me.
See. Oh, hold on, hold me.
Out here. And.
He's in. Oh my God.
OK Bean, you have got to chill. I'm probably fractured.
She looks pretty excited though. She's kind of, she's kind of
jumping around at all. And I can't be mad at you
yourself. Can't say mad.
All right, Come on, Corbin. Tough love.
You got you.
We have to instill these values into.
Stop that. Lucky Bean favorite, the next
entry Still the Johto, says during the deserted morning
hours it comes ashore, where it definitely uses its trouble to
take a shower. Oh, I get what's going on here,
OK it. Kind of sounds like Fanfy spends
the night in like lakes or ponds or oceans or something.
Well, I think here's what it does.
It uses its because its trunk is so powerful and it spins it so
fast, it uses that to propel itself around lakes and and
water bodies of water and stuff. It's just kind of going
backwards, you know what I mean? Same, but like it's like
spinning. It's snout around so fast.
It's like going. AT shirt, AT shirt saying, going
backwards. Yeah.
And it's a, it's a, it's a fan P with its butt to the, to the
front. And it's like looking over it
like I'm a little stinker. I'm a little stinker.
I do like snout slapping the other.
Was that the T? Shirt no hanging snout, I think.
Hanging snail. I do like hanging snail too.
I see. I don't know how I feel about
that one. Yeah.
Also, a very cleanly Pokémon takes a shower every morning.
Isn't that interesting, Mr. Curtis?
Mr. Curtis, should you take note?
That's the best I've got to see that note in your notebook full.
I got it ready. One does that.
I got it right, the professor said.
It was interesting, I wrote, See here.
I circled it and said sorry. What are your thoughts on that,
Mister Curtis? What's your thoughts on
showering? You know, I'm not a fan fee, so,
you know, maybe it's not necessary for me to shower every
day. That's what I'm thinking out of.
That it's not necessary, but it is necessary for me to be around
you, unfortunately for this class and I need you to the
shower more please. I don't know.
I don't know if that's super this.
I take a dust bath, you know. That's the problem.
That's he has too much. Dust.
Too much dust, not enough bath. I think I do think dawn fan
cleanliness is a large part of the the dawn fan races.
So maybe we should really, you know, make sure Lucky being
favorite is of course, cleaning themselves appropriately.
You can't be running if you're not cleaning yourself properly
as a Don fan. You can't be running around with
dingleberries weighing you down. You got to race.
You got to be as light as possible.
And what's a dingleberry? They know.
Go go ahead and. And Corby, you want to include
this in in the lesson? What is it?
What's a dingleberry? You guys, you guys, you guys
know what, you guys listening know what it Porsche cut this
out. Poop, poop, poop.
Stuck to your butt. If you don't clean, they stay
there and like a Dawn fan, will be weighed down by its little
poop. It could happen.
I've seen it I. Listen, I've seen Dawn fan poop.
It ain't little, it ain't. Little down while you're racing
ain't little big turds and you need to to not weigh you down,
so you got to make sure you're clean.
It so very, very important. All right, let's move on to the
Hohen region. There's a lot here, the first
entry says. For its nest, Fan P digs a
vertical vertical pit in the ground at the edge of a river.
It marks the area around its nest with its trunk to let other
know others know that the area has been claimed.
To the territorial. You think a giant vertical pit
would kind of indicate that a that the area had been claimed,
But what do I know? I'm.
Not a right right, right. You'll find that out when you
fall into it. You're like, oh, this area's
been claimed. Yeah.
Oh, it's kind of like it's so it's like notifying.
Hey, trip Hazard ahead. Yeah, you're going to fall into
my nest. Don't fall into my giant hole,
please. Please, if you guys are, if you
guys do routine walks around, I don't river edges, make sure you
check for vertical pits. Yeah, watch out for vertical
pits. Take it look for, you know,
trunk markings so you don't, you know, fall.
I mean it. I wonder how long it takes for a
fan Pete to to dig out that vertical pit.
I can't. I mean, it's got a strong snout,
so it. Really does probably like 10
seconds. Yeah, 11 thrust with the snout
and that's it. One thrust is all it takes.
Yeah, that could be AT shirt too.
Or we could do. One.
No, no, I don't think. We could do AT shirt.
Let's hear him out. Let's hear him out.
I. Do I do?
I do think keeping it lit in the vertical pit will be a great
T-shirt. Keeping it lit in the vertical.
Pit and what does lit mean? That means fired up and having a
good time. Ah, in the vertical pit and so
and what and would there be any kind of graphic involved with
that or? Graphic.
What do you mean I this is? Like a drawing, a picture.
No, No, no, no, no on the T-shirt.
T-shirt Corp. Oh, oh, yeah.
It's just gonna be, it's gonna be a fancy chilling at the
bottom of a vertical pit. They're gonna be reclined in a
chair and they're just gonna be kicking back, relaxing.
They may have like a root beer or something.
Are you looking? Are you looking at it from a
are? You looking down?
Or is it like a cross section? It's it's like.
Like that one scene in Silence of the Mareeps.
No, it's. A It's like a like you lower a
basket down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it could, you could do that.
You could have it like reclining and just like chilling there, or
I was thinking like a 2D, like a side scrolling platform or kind
of thing where it's just like you're looking at it from a side
profile and it's just like chilling in the bottom of a pit
just watching TV. OK, yeah, OK.
We'll workshop that. The next entry says a lot of
T-shirt ideas for this from this episode, a lot of options
lesson. Hey Porsche, cut out where I
said episode. Thanks Porsche.
I'm sure this will be nice and
clean. The next entry here says fan P
uses its long nose to shower itself.
When you think it's nose is like clean too or it's like.
It's gotta be. It's just.
It's just nodding, just not all over itself.
No, it's cleaning itself too with the nose.
OK, for sure. The nose is clean.
Sure OK the next going on continuing on it says when
others gather around they thoroughly douse each other with
water. These Pokémon can be seen
drying. They're soaking wet bodies at
the edge of water. So do you think that fanfy like?
Fanfy. Is it goes to the water and like
sucks it up in its nose or does it just like produce the water
from its nose whole like a? Like a water.
Would just like just, you know,
condensate the water out of the air.
My first. Guess would be that it sucks up
the water which is why it has to do it at the edge of water
right? That that would be my guess,
however. Or it can take it out of the
atmosphere. Yeah, plenty of Pokémon can like
freely command water, can create water somehow.
So I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that Fan P
uses can like, you know, do the same thing.
But my guess would be that it sucks up water from the from the
the water that's nearby, and then it shoots it out.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
OK. The next entry here, still in
the Hoenn region, says Fanbys big ears serve as broad fans.
When it becomes hot, it flaps the ears busily to cool down.
Even the young are very strong. Same little guy.
Same. Yeah, Corbin, don't, don't fist
bump. I won't.
Just like a little nod.
I I saw you go in there. I don't.
Want you to No, no. Break your arm.
Bean and I had a private conversation.
She would not do that again to me.
Question, yes, do we think and I don't, I don't know if this is
something that is done, do you think we could utilize the ear
flapping to help speed up? We could, but you got to stop
talking about it on recording because people are going to get
the same idea and they're going to, they're going to, they're
going to rig it. They're they're going to.
Listen what you think. You think other students are
going to are going to take part in this race as well?
No, not other students, but you never know.
Somebody who is a Don fan, Derby enthusiast or racer or trainer
of a Don fan could listen to this and be like, oh, I haven't
tried that. And they could have a seasoned
Don fan so. Simple.
And they could use their seasoned Don Fan, teach them
that. And you know that that could
give them a leg up. So we can't be giving tips like
that for free on here. Let's give them out on Patreon.
And yeah, OK, great. Yeah, yeah.
Check on our Patreon. You'll find all of our good our
good Don fan race tips. We have a new membership option
called the Don Fan Daddy. We'll give you all the Don fan
tips you can need. It's $100 a month.
Thank you. The Don Fan dungeons?
Wait. No, the Don fan.
Don Fan's daddy. Wait.
Don fan daddy. Wait, Don.
Fan daddy's dungeon that's. That's our new Discord server.
Yeah, yeah. The access that you do need to
do $50.00 a month, but hey, you know with those tips you get,
you'll easily get your money back easily probably, maybe.
Definitely guaranteed by the way.
A tip every week. This week it's I thought I'd say
it. Nice try.
I'm not going to say it for free.
OK, moving on to the center region.
The first entry says it is strong.
Despite its compact size, it can easily pick up and carry an
adult human on its back. Or throw a 10 year old boy
through a wall. Cool.
Yeah, Yeah. So yeah, we can, we can start
with the the race training like right away.
We don't have to wait for it to get stronger or anything.
We can just hop on there, let it run us around.
Corbin. You wanna try it?
You wanna get on there? No, I I think it's a disaster
waiting to happen. Alright, alright, Mr. Mr. Curry.
Alright, no, no, she can't pick him up.
He's no, no, no, they're they're fine.
They're fine. OK, look, let's get on.
There they go. Oh God.
Oh, oh, wow, you're right. Lucky being favorite is really
fast. Oh my goodness, you might have
your dinner here. Oh Dang.
All right, my turn. Oh, my God.
I wasn't looking. What did you do, Mr. Curtis?
I saw it. OK, describe it to me.
Well, she tried jumping over a desk and then, well, she flipped
forward and Mr. Curtis laying on his neck, so it's.
On his neck. Yeah, Michael.
That's that's what that horrible snapping noise was.
Can I can I do it or should we wait?
Can I do it outside? How about dinner class cuz I
want to go outside. Class.
You can do it outside as that sounds fun just fine I think.
I need AI think I need a trip to to to see Roslyn.
No, just just put your neck back.
Oh, OK, yeah, all you gotta do. Is just like pop it back into
this place. Yeah, just pop it back into
place here. Let's we'll we'll stay quiet so
we can hear it happen. OK, all right, let me.
Oh, there it is. Oh, actually, actually, yeah,
that that does feel a lot better.
And how let me just come sit back down here real quick.
I. Yeah, I'm sorry to understand
how Mr. Couriers works. Stretched my, you know, that
kind of actually I had a little bit of a Crick in my neck before
and I think that fixed it. Actually, I think it feels a
little bit wow. Thanks.
Yeah, Lucky being favorite. Lucky being favorite, knew
exactly what I needed. Nice job.
All right, we're going to speed through some regions here
because we just finished Sino and there's nothing new in
Unova, Kalos, Alola or Galar. There are some new entries in
the Nepal Daya region. I know, right?
They don't care about Vampya. You won't find a Don fan races
in those regions, all right. Well, remind me never to do a
single lesson in any of those regions because they sound like
they suck. I mean, it's not up to you,
Corbin. So it's it's up to me, OK.
And guess what? Guess what your future says
you're learning about Unova. Yeah, yeah.
OK, 100% I can guarantee you will be learning about Unova.
At some point. Yes, All right, moving on to the
Paldea region, they that Paldea does care about Fan P and we
love that. We love.
Paldea Woo. The first entry says this
Pokémon lives and nests on a riverbank.
After playing in the mud, it won't be able to settle down
unless it washes its body. I love that.
A clean king and queen. I love that.
Yes, very clean. Very clean.
The next entry says it is far stronger than it appears.
If a fan P is swinging it's trunk around and your arm gets
hit by it, your arm bone will shatter.
Which one? Which arm bone?
There's a few. I would assume the one that the
note that the trunk made contact with.
Gotcha. OK.
It's I just imagine it's like, you know, it's, you know, it's
like one of those safety videos or something.
And it's like you have to be careful around a swinging nose
of a vampy. And it's like a like a computer
generated vampy swinging its nose.
And like it does like a hands like getting close to it.
And then when like the the trunk hits the hand, it like slows
down and then like does an X-ray and just just justifies all the
the bones and. The yeah Dang yeah no good
thing. Lucky being favorite only did
half strength for me because I would have been hurting.
Can we do hold on since we're talking about T-shirts?
Sure, can we do like AT shirt that says, you know, don't put
hand in near a fan P trunk, and then it's like that kind of you
know how like there's like those pictures with like gears and
it's kind of like a hand and a. Gear yeah like the caution
things you see in like factories and.
Stuff, but it's like that but with a hand and a fan.
P Trunk. I like that.
OK, cool. I like that.
Wear them on a shirt. No context, yeah.
No context. People say what?
Just reminding people to be safe.
Yes, be safe. Yeah.
We're like, is that Don fan trunk?
We're like, no, it's fan P trampy trunk.
Idiot. Idiot.
Wow, a lot of people don't realize how powerful fan P is.
I know they underestimate you, right Bean?
That's right, lucky bean favorite.
That's right. Fan favorite is such a good name
I I wish we stuck with Fan favorite.
I think I still vote for Scooter Bean.
I still vote for fan favorite. I'm sorry, that's that's.
Too low Scooter Bean. Do I hear Scooter Bean Hello in
the chat Somebody? No.
No chat. There's no chat polls.
Somebody there's, I mean, Corbin, we're not going to see
the polls. Oh, I'll see them.
I I never, I never checked these lessons.
All right, the that does it for the regional Pokedex entries on
fan P, we do have a unique Pokedex entry.
It comes to us from Ash's Pokedex.
It says fan P, the long nose Pokémon.
Fan P uses its powerful snout to express affection, not realizing
its strength can send you flying.
And shatter your arm bones. And shatter your arm.
Bone. We saw half of that.
I went flying. Yeah, yeah, the wall, Wall.
That's right. Okay guys, that's it.
That's what we got on Fan. That's all we got on fan that we
got. Powerful nose we got cleanly and
we got big ears. Big ears, powerful nose.
Take the bath. That's the makings of a good
time to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So go ahead. OK, Sorry.
I should, I should, I should say what we're doing next time
before I tell you to go do. We're going home, or am I going
outside to ride a Lucky Bean favorite?
You may you might do that Corbin that's up to you because you
know it's whatever get your creative whatever gets your
creative juices flowing because is the testing portion.
And this week we are doing a poem.
Yes, this is the. Best lesson in a long time.
To to write me a poem on fan P All right, whatever you.
Guys, Are you sure we can't? We can't do a pop quiz.
Be quiet. I'm going to check my notes
here. And yes, I am sure I did not
make a pop quiz. So we cannot do a pop quiz.
I could make the pop quiz and then forget it real quick and
then you could administer it to me if you'd like.
Administer. It's not a needle.
No, you administer a quiz, I think.
I think that was the correct terminology, Minister.
No real poem, Mr. Curse suck. It up real poem.
OK, yeah, suck. It suck it.
Suck it like a fan piece. Trunk in water.
In the water. Yeah.
Shoot it out in the form of a poem.
Woohoo. Oh, God.
Oh God. Porsche.
Porsche, cut away. Cut.
Away. Cut all the comments out.
Yeah. Thank you.
I I sucked it in. OK, but leave that in Porsche.
Professor, I am done. Sorry, I'm clearing my throat
all right. Is it?
Is it poem time? I think it is.
Poem time. It's poem time.
I didn't say this before we went away to start writing our poems,
but just so everybody's clear, a poem is kind of like a
throwaway. It's kind of a given.
It's. No.
It would take skills, no? No, no, no.
What I'm saying it's, it's, it's, it's participation.
I don't, you know, I don't have a rubric for this.
If you it's, it's, I want you to let your creativity fly, right?
So I'm not going to shoehorn you into a specific rubric.
So if you do it, you get the credit, you get 100.
So, Corbin, why don't you start us off?
Let me hear your poem on fan B. Yes, I wanted to bean.
I really wanted to make this a worthwhile poem, so I spent
more. Time Bean has been running laps,
by the way, for those. She's been, she's been running
laps around the room, a lot of the desks.
She's been London raps. She's been London raps around
the room. There's a lot of desks turned
over, but that's OK. We're here for a good time.
This is easily my longest poem. You're worth it.
Lucky Bean. Wow being favorite.
Here we go. I call this one Bean Baby.
Hello little bean, my friendly phampy friend.
So cute, so clean. Good to see you once again.
Let's find a little lake, my phampy friend and IA swim that
we will take to cool instead of fry.
Splash me with your snout. Clean me from head to toe.
Now let's try this out. Come with me, we're far too low.
We'll climb this tall Cliff and gaze at the blue below.
I'm sitting and wondering if this is a good idea or no.
Although I'm kind of scared. You hold, you're holding my
trembling hand, unaware and unprepared.
Your snout slaps me where I stand.
I drop from high above, screaming the whole way down.
You laugh out of sheer love as you jump and join me now.
Two friends, one heart, swimming freely as can be.
I never want to be a part. Let's do this for eternity.
Wow. X Incredible.
Yeah. That was a long poem, Corbin,
Very long. But you, you included like a lot
of the the stuff that we learned about with with Pampi, you know,
that they like to be clean. They splash water around the
strong trunk. Very good.
All right, let's move on. Cute.
Yes. Of course.
I don't know if that's in the Pokedex entry or Pokedexes, but
you know, it's true. It is true.
It's true. It's an objective truth.
All right, Mr. Curtis, let's hear your wonderful poem.
All right, you ready the adjective.
Yep, let's hear it. Lock in.
Let. Me, just take a quick little.
Oh God, no quick little sympathy.
Soup, soup. All right, here we go.
Sweet, sweet fan favorite. Your dangerous arm shattering
boops show you are affectionate. I wish you nothing but peaceful.
Rest in your vertical pit and after your morning showers you
be free of grit. Cool yourself down with those
ears. Be flappin strong enough to
carry human. We would not find you lacking.
Thank you. Flappin to Lakin, that is.
That's a That's a rhyme only a mother could love.
Yeah, yeah, I think they're going to say happening.
I had three different three different rhymes happening.
I should do this for a living. Yeah, happening girls, that
might have been. Happening.
We would not, we would not find you lacking, Nin.
Lacking. Lacking.
Exactly.
Your doctor, if you suffer from lacking in, sorry, good.
So you also included like, you know, the cleaning, the the the
fact that vampy cleans a lot and you all you included the
vertical pit which. You nice.
It's something that is well associated with vampy.
So good job, right, Mr. Curious? Of course, everybody gets full
marks for that one. That good one.
Fun little test of our rhyming abilities.
You guys did great. I think that's gonna do it for
today's lesson. I think we all know who we're
gonna be learning about next time.
Da da da da da da da da Don fans.
Yes dawg, exactly Dawn fan. Is it this is your white
professor? Porsche shut.
Up. Porsche do the claps.
He did the joke, he got to the no slap is what we've decided.
Yay. Nobody talked.
The claps are going on right
now. God, jeez.
God dumb Mr. Curtis okay about Don fan, but is that gonna is
that gonna conflict with the Don fan Derby or is?
That it's perfect because we're gonna do it smack dab in the
middle of the Don Fan Derby. We're gonna miss the Don Fan
Derby. No, we're gonna be there.
We're gonna it's, it takes like a couple minutes to watch the
race happen. So, yeah, we we're gonna spend
these next two weeks, we're gonna be training our lucky
being favorite here. And we're gonna be making sure
she's, you know, she's ready to go, gonna make sure she's got,
you know, she knows all the perfect strategies for for race.
And she's gonna she's gonna have right good leg strength.
She's gonna have a strong stomach.
Thank you, Mr. Curtis. Yeah.
Yes, don't poison her please. But yeah, we're gonna make sure
she evolves, too. That's the big.
Just very, just very minor poisoning.
Well, up. Up until she's fully.
Not, not. Not for any.
Not for any permanent damage, no.
All right. But that's, that's our cross the
bear, and we'll take care of that in between lessons.
So I think it's time we wrap up class here.
If any students would like to contact me or Corbin or Mr.
Curtis already discussed, you can send us a Gengar mail at
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Corbin, What are they going to find on the Patreon?
They get out, take some blooper compilations, they get Mr.
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So there's a lot of, there's a lot of bonus stuff on the
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Yeah, there's a lot like it's, it is really building up there.
There's a lot of stuff there to to check out too much, some
would say. Speaking of a lot of stuff, Mr.
Curtis, what, what, what could they find on our YouTube
channel, which is also LinkedIn the description?
Well, come join us every Sunday as as as we stream.
Sunday. Sunday.
Sundays. Sundays.
Every. Every.
Sorry. Good as we stream a different
game, we've played some Pow world, we've played some Pokémon
randomized Colosseum, we've played some.
Nope, no, not. We have.
Stadium. There it is.
I'm. Sorry, stadium, Stadium.
I mean, maybe we will at some point.
This we've played some Stardew Valley.
We've, you know, we play a bunch of different games.
Whatever is is kind of tickling. Our fancy, yeah.
Exactly what we want. To honestly whatever we want.
To yeah, whatever we want to that week.
Whatever we want and you can't stop us.
But also you get to to come out and interact and you get to say
hello, we'll talk to you, you talk back, that type of thing.
Yeah. Whatever you write, Curtis has
to say. I read everything that said in
chat. Verbatim, specifically, anything
that Corbin's already read. Curtis will then.
Read repeated a second time. He's contractually obligated to
do that. He has to All right, well that's
going to do it for today's lesson.
So until next time class is. Done.