Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob was before and always will
be today, I'm so excited. We're talking about another
final evolution. So, you know, you know, things
are gonna get freaky a wild up in here and I can't wait to get
it. Into it joining me today.
As always is my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis a load, everybody mr. Curtis, hello.
No, thank you sorry. No, sorry, no.
Sorry I said before I came in, I thought you said I have gotten.
I have gotten fired. Gary.
Hey here's the thing Gary's doing his job, Gary.
The Shroomish is doing his job. He is cleaning the grounds.
He's doing what he's gardening. He's doing what he's supposed to
do, but God damn it. I just can't resist that smell
and you know, Hi office fumes man.
Jesus care when his job don't fire him fire me.
Well I'm not hired here so don't fire me.
Don't fire him though fire me. Well don't fire me.
Let's continue Corbin. Yeah, I'm hi, what's up?
Wow, okay hello there. Hey, thank you.
Professor. Thank you.
I'm so happy to be here. I love the energy.
I was really getting into it until we had that that.
Oh. So rude Interruption there.
But hopefully, that's what. Hopefully, take a deep breath
and go. Oh yes, just took a huge.
Hey boy, get out of here Gary. Hi, I'm putting Gary outside.
Hold on. What are some natural Dairy fume
neutralizer? Would they need to get
Jigglypuff in here? Didn't know.
I'm good, it's I'm coming. I'm coming down, I'm coming
down. I'm okay, go.
All right. I should I through Gary, through
Gary out the window, he's right along here anymore.
That's rude, Jesus. That's right.
No Gary knows I love him. It's better than be firing him.
All right. And, you know, when I said, I
should probably be clearer when I say fire.
I don't mean like let him go. I mean, have Charizard, blow
fire on him? Okay, so you can just know your
professor. You can't just Slaughter your
Pokémon. It's not That slut listen.
There have been countless numbers of Charizard or other
fire-type. Pokémon that blow Flames onto
grass type Pokemon. All right.
My God happens. A little.
He'll burn up late in a second. All right.
My our resident druggie and I student sometimes I guess
joining us today is the little ten-year-old boy.
Corbin say, load everybody Corbin.
Hey sorry I just hey just I saw him walking in.
I was having a conversation. If with Gary, don't ask me how
that works, but I was having a gas station, Gary, the Shroomish
anymore, he's Gary Shroomish. That's not nephew.
Yeah, it's out of here. You strength.
Gary our ground keeper is a great conversationalist.
Yeah. Gary, the Shroomish is a great
conversationalist. He only really talks to you
after you sniffed him, though. It's kind of weird how that
works. But, yeah, and having a good
time doesn't move either. It's just really weird.
It's weird. He's telepathic, but yeah, so
good time out there. Sniffed him a good bit and then
I'm here and I just I don't know which Professor to look at, but
I'm here to have a good time. I'm assuming you're seeing
double of me because just the mere prospect that you might
accidentally consider mr. Whatever.
Yes. You would never guess the number
of professors that I see right now.
There's you don't even know how many you don't get.
You don't get it. The number hasn't even been
invented yet. It's some weird combination of
two and one. No, it's a number between like
13 and like 14, but it's not quite either like it.
Like that's somewhere in between there.
It's a number that doesn't exist.
It's like it's like it's like a color that your mind can't
comprehend that. That specific number okay, I'm
sorry we're getting sidetracked here already.
So I one of them tried to stab me, one of the professor's.
Tried to stab me, that's okay, I keep going.
Please, I won't do that again. All right, corporate item.
Okay, David away here. I'm sorry.
What was it? Mr. Kersey also interrupting me.
Now, I was just gonna say I was just want to, I just wanted to
establish Shhhh a safety box for Corbin.
This is how I've learned to get to some of the crazy
hallucinations that I've received over the years.
Holy fuck, I love boxes, various various, you know activities
with Gary as well as my spinner acts and everything.
So Corbin this box right here around you and these couple
desks over here. They make the side here.
This is your safety box. Okay.
No. Evil professors can get in here
and harm you. Okay?
All right. Good to know.
I'll go there if I need it, all right, lesson time all.
It's like, you know, professors are waiting out here for the
second that use stick. Your tiny little toes outside of
safety. Don't talk, don't strike the top
of that. On top of that, don't tell me
that don't do that. Okay, all right.
Just continue with the last. All right, well, let's get to
the reason why you're we're here today in this lesson, I gave it
a little bit away in the intro, but you guys tell me what
Pokemon we will be talking about today.
Veggie big Pidgeotto. Obviously we did already talked
about Pidgey Corbin. You might have forgotten that
because I know, I know some of the memory loss side effects.
Oh bird. Bird bird bird, you know what
korben korben? Yeah, you're exactly correct.
The Pokémon we were talking about today is in fact, the bird
Pokemon also known as Pidgeot. The evolved form of I'm of the
geocells ways to just referred to as the bird Pokémon its yes,
it is called the bird Pokemon. Wait.
So what was Pidgeotto then is Pigeon was the Tiny Bird
Pokemon. Yeah, Tiny Bird, Man.
Medium medium, medium Bird, Big Bird.
Pidgeotto is also, the bird Pokemon.
So they're both lame, lame. Listen, we got we got we got to
cocoon Pokemon. Any fire type?
Pokemon is the, the flame Pokemon.
So man, professor, your first stroke, your honor on original
bastard. I know, I know it's a little bit
disappointing, but yes, today we will be discussing Pidgeot,
which is the final Evolution in the Pidgey evolutionary line.
Also, like most of the final Evolutions that we've talked
about so far, it has an alternate form this time.
It is a Mega Evolution, and we will discuss that.
But first, would you guys, you guys like to see a Pidgeot and
action define action? I don't know what that means.
Like, okay. Well, what, okay, you know, what
a Pidgeot kind of vaguely looks like, correct?
I mean, it's a kind of Just a big fucking bird.
Sure. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's a well
yeah, yeah. It's a big bird.
Well, it's not a big birds, just the birds got some funky hair.
It's just a, it's just a birds and the Pokedex just bird.
Not big bird. It's just a blurred.
And what do birds do? They pack a peck a fly and they
fly Gary. The Shroomish and I don't like
that. Yes, mr.
Curtis this occurs, how to correct?
He said fly. Whoo, why that's why?
That's exactly what I mean. When I say Pidgeot in action
art, can everybody move to Towards the window.
Sure. Sure.
I have a little whistle here.
That that only Pidgeot scan here.
It's a Pidgeot whistle. Okay.
Okay, okay whoa. It's going to Signal the Pidgeot
to fly over the school, over the schoolhouse.
Okay, over the schoolhouse. Oh, shit, we're gonna see 40
cool. We're gonna see from outside,
okay, I'm looking at the window now.
Okay, so we're look outside, so this this Pidgeot is over five
miles away, all right? No, it's not.
Yes, it is. Okay.
Are you ready? Yep. 13.
I'm gonna blow the whistle. And I want you guys to count how
long it takes for the Pidgeot to fly past the window.
All right, ready. Okay, one, two, three.
There goes. Did you see it?
Did you see? Oh God.
Where was it? Where was it?
I'll blow it? Huh?
It shook the building. Yeah.
We're all were once again, I was
it again. Alright, now I'm going to make
sure you don't blink because you will miss it, okay?
Okay. Okay, all right, I won't blink
this time. I'll stare eyes peeled open.
Here we go, send it, and it, I'm gonna hold.
I'm gonna like hold myself down here because that, that was not
gonna hold yourself down. Hold my eyes.
Open go, go. One, two, three.
There it goes. Oh God the fuck.
I didn't say, okay, I saw, I saw a furry plane passed by was that
supposed to be it that that furry plane is the Pidgeot?
Yeah. Oh, was it?
Flying Professor? What?
How fast was it? Flying.
Very, very astute question. And you know what?
The Pokedex entries will actually answer that.
In fact, they answer it very, very specifically and I can give
you an exact number for how fast a Pidgey.
And actually if live up to do that, it's five miles away.
We've been sitting here for about an hour or so I'd say at
least five miles an hour is how long it's going.
You are you are you are lost in the thoughts, my friend.
It took it about a second and a half.
If okay, yeah, I've been sitting here in my eyes open for an
hour, so I don't know what world you guys are living in.
All right, so high, I'm so high, aren't I?
Yeah, I think your perception of time is a bit weird.
Okay. So I know the Pokedex entry is
given very, very precise and accurate.
Accurate. Well, / sighs.
I'm not gonna make sure how accurate they are because it's a
bit unbelievable. But yeah, we'll get into that
when we get to that. But first, we need to start off
with the Pokedex entries from the Kanto region.
All right. Okay, who's ready?
Show of hands? I'm ready.
I hate my hands or one hand. Two hands.
All right. I also raise my hand, I'm also
ready. All right, from the Kanto region
when hunting It's Kim's. The surface of water at high
speed to pick off. Unwary.
Prey such as Magikarp, Magic card.
All right. That's all right.
Well, I mean, they're delicious. That's, that's the really
interesting. I'll call these pokedex entry is
a lot of them do Define. Exactly the kind of food that
Pokemon eat being other Pokémon? Well, I mean, hey, at least it
gives us the info. We need.
Is that it? Just it's a bug like some of
these entries. He's do bug cocoon.
Yeah, fire at end of tail. It's true.
Okay. All right, so this next one's
gonna give us some answers on how fast I can fly.
Now there's, there's a more specific answer so don't read
too much into this quite yet. We'll get a more specific answer
in a second. Well not a second it's like one
of those focusing but whatever This Pokemon flies at Mach 2
speed seeking point. My gosh, unbelievable.
This is speed of sound. Is that that's more than Mach 1,
dude? What the fuck?
That's why I don't focus on that right now because there's
another program Centre which is it gets a little bit more into
it and then we can really we can really get into the math.
They're all right. Mom it's large Talons are feared
as wicked weapons capable of flying incredibly quickly.
Yeah it's a in full. Light by the time it's flapping
his heard it is long gone. So there's that mock to speed
thing like the sound of its wings.
Get. Excuse me.
What exactly does mock to me?
Because I genuinely don't know. So Mach 2, so that the term
Mauch prefers. So Mach 1 is equal to the speed
of sound. Holy fuck.
Yes that's what. Yeah, that's why you shook the
whole building? Would he flew by a guess?
Yeah this is like I'm sorry. I don't know who this mock guy
is. I don't know these He's these
words, okay? You have to be patient with me.
I'm 10 years old, okay, I just stopped sucking my thumb like
last week, you're gonna need braces, that's for sure.
Probably. Okay, let's move on to the Johto
region. Wait, help find its Mark to,
then you never answered me. I have, I have specifics, but I
want to get to the Pokedex entries before we really dive
into this. Okay, well, that will do a
little bit unbelievable. So I want to get through all the
believable stuff and then we can hit, then we can tackle the
unbelievable it swelled. Is the Johto region by the way.
Yes, yes. Well developed chest muscles.
Make it strong enough to whip up a Gusty, wind storm with just a
few flaps, holy penis. Hmm please watch your language,
sir. Well you're all right.
Well here in my classroom. Holy cock.
Fucking Christ, thank you. All right, it spreads its
beautiful Wings wide to frighten its enemies.
It can fly at Mach 2 speed. All right, consistency.
Again All right. Now, pay attention to this pay
attention to this. Ha ha ha!
Let's mock to Gary can run at Mach 45, that's what he told me
earlier, Gary skin would peel off.
Ha ha ha. Gary can go to hear, Jerry can
go from here to the own of a region.
Like point two seconds, its outstanding Vision allows it to
spot splashing Magikarp even while flying at 3,300 feet.
We're still here, Michael shows almost thirty three hundred
foot. Excuse me, what 3,300 feet Yes,
3,300 feet. Wow that's really high up.
So can you either you know how many feet a mile is 5280?
I exclusively operate on the metric system.
So the feet that I don't know why I sounded so surprised
because three, I don't know how long 3,300 feet is.
Yeah. The, the term feet Bears know.
There's right, you have no way of comprehending.
How long that actually is? Convert that to kilometers for
me? Please, I can't I can't cover
it's quite well. I will tell you this according
to my calculations 3,300 feet. Wait can you say that with a boy
nasally mile? It's 0.6 0.6. 25 miles into the
sky so near over half a mile. Yeah is over half a mile high if
you could convert that into kilometers for our metric boy
here. And I don't know how to do that.
So pass the past. Okay, fair enough.
All right, let's move on to the Hoenn region.
This Pokemon has a dazzling plumage of beautifully glossy
feathers, hmm, Birch. The the adjective work here is
just chefs cast. Many trainers are captivated by
the Striking beauty of the feathers on its head, compelling
them to choose Pidgeot as their Pokémon.
So a lot of people I choose Pidgeot just because of how
fucking fucking were Immaculate, their hair, their head.
Feathers are, you know, a lot of stuff.
A lot of Pokémon have bright and vibrant colors to attract mates.
But nope, this one attracts trainers with it.
Uh-huh. Interestingly enough I asked my
my Rotom in my Rotom laptop and he did tell me it's exactly one
kilometer. What?
Three 3,300 feet? Yeah, that is your feet.
I mean, that probably makes sense considering it was the
most likely translated from km, whatever?
What? We won't look into it, that's
right. I also asked Gary how many
kilometers it was and he responded with, you know, I am
higher that was it okay? I don't know how you're having
this conversation with Gary because I did throw him out the
window. I can hear him.
Literally from outside. We have a connection that you
will never have telepathically. I'm So how do you know?
It's Gary? Then I know his telepathic voice
is telling ya. You actually hear that, though.
Good like, what's up? I was just how can you tell one
telepathic voice from the other? Hey, it's a gift that only you
can have when you're high on Shroomish, fumes.
Okay. Hey, dude, speaking from
personal experience matter, peas telepathic voice.
I would never get confused by anyone else, right?
Well, we're not talking. Them right now.
Y'all are weird. Let me finish reading these
Pokedex entries. Sorry.
All right, so moving on to the center region as always, there's
only one entry from the Hoenn region but God if it wasn't
beautiful, all right, center region by flapping its wings
with all its might Pidgeot can make a gust of wind capable of
bending tall trees. Okay, I love I love how like
Like what we're talking about. Say Charizard, it can melt.
Absolutely anything with its breath.
Blastoise can like it has can like break through Boulders with
its hydro cannon. He drew a chicken can literally
destroy anything with its pincers.
Could Yachts can bend tall trees?
Yeah. That sounds a lot less exciting
than whipping up, a whirlwind. Yeah, I mean it's less than I
can do, but as far as fine, Relations go.
It's not as impressive stuff. Sniff enough.
Gary, you can bend some trees. Okay?
Let's move on to the unique Pokedex entries and then I'll
talk about the mecca. Pokedex are the Mega Evolution
entry. Alright.
So coming to us from ashes Pokedex it says, Josh he's not.
No, he's not here. I just have this entry because
it's, it was recorded in the the National Pokedex compendium.
For some reason. I don't know how they got that
information directly from Ashdown.
I hope he's In compensated, in some way because this is a
wealth of information. Pidgeot the bird Pokemon.
I'm sorry what-what. Is it Corbin nothing?
I just I just didn't notice, they don't worry, you just said
all our hard work Mama. Sorry it's just, you're just
saying words at this point, it's getting worse.
I thought it would get better. Hey, wait.
How could you? How could you say that about our
professor? Sorry, he is, he's vernacular is
like a piece of art. Okay.
You're right. My diction alone has brought
some a to tears. Yes, yes.
I do, I do I got home and I cry. When I listen to the class
recordings, Of course, cuddle my spinner acts and I cry.
All right, let me read this book VI Century from Ash, okay?
Pidgeot the bird Pokemon the evolved form of Pidgeotto.
It can fly, okay? This is the one that this is,
this is what's going to give us all the information that we need
and we can really get into the math here.
All right. It can fly at twice, the speed
of sound Mach 2 at an altitude of nearly one mile.
That piece of information is very important because the speed
is a mock. To write is and mock.
Is it is the speed of sound. However, the speed of sound is
not constant, it's dependent upon the air pressure, right?
Because for whatever medium that the sound is traveling through.
So when something as it is at a higher altitude, there are less,
the pressure is lower, there's less particles up there, so
sound actually travels a little bit slower.
So I did a little bit of calculating here so I'm going to
give you in miles per hour. Fast a Pidgeot.
Can travel at one mile of. I figured all this out just for
us. Yes.
Just for it. Wasn't that hard.
Holy shit. Mr. Kurtz.
You should be a professor or something.
He's really good. Yeah he is.
Are you guys ready? You might?
Are you sitting down? Are you guys sitting down?
I'm ready. Yes, listening doing that home.
Please sit down please. If you're listening Giada around
the world, sit down. Shut up.
Stop talking everyone. Listen up.
Be quiet. Listen, here we go.
All right, go ahead. Are you sure?
Sure. Uh-huh.
Okay. Yeah, at an altitude of nearly
one mile Pidgeot scan travel at 1495.
Point eight miles per hour. Oh my God.
First out, my first point on that is bullshit.
Absolute fucking bullshit, can a bird travel that fast, second of
all the average cruising speed of a passenger jet is 575 miles
per hour. Goes 3 times faster than a
fucking fighter jet. Are you kidding me further even
further the highest ever speed of any known jet plane is 2193
miles per hour. So it's it's flying about 500
miles per hour slower than the highest ever speed recorded by a
Jet Plane. Wow.
Oh my goodness, okay. It's are we even sure that this
is the fastest bird. Oh, come on.
I feel like there might be faster.
I mean, I would I would shudder to think that there's faster.
I don't know, I don't know. How Pidgeotto, how put W?
Like bone structure can handle traveling at that speed?
It doesn't matter what happens. I feel like it would collapse in
upon itself. Dude, if you get enough Patriots
together, and they all just fly in unison, it's gonna like
fucking create a wormhole or some shit.
And, like, do they take off at that speed, or do they gradually
build up? Because if they take off at that
speed, Think of the blowback. Think of the trees that would
bend. Are you kidding me?
I mean, my God. So no wonder he shook the
building when he flew by ya, I'm surprised you could even see him
to be honest. I did it.
I still didn't I just saw the feathery plane.
Oh wait, that was him. I think, wasn't it?
That was the like that. That was like, the really like
Matthew that I wanted to get into it here.
Wow, there's one more Pokedex entries, you know what that
number was 1495 mph 8/15/2012 and 495 point eight miles per
hour. Oh wow.
Again average cruising speed of a passenger is 575 mph
highest-ever speed by a Jet Plane 2193 miles per hour.
So Bryce I mean like insanity. That's like it says it can fly
at twice. The speed of sound.
It's not at maximum. We don't know how fast like if
you train up a Pidgey, if you like loaded up with, I don't
know what. What's the vitamin that winter
weight? Eat stuff, like Saint iron.
I can't remember what it is. But like, if you can roll it up
with all of those like what isn't it?
Carbo's. Maybe if you load up with as
many carbs as you can, yo, I bet that thing might be able to hit
Mach 3. I feel like that's like a
steroid at that point. You know, fuck.
You can't do that. Are there rules.
I'm not giving your video pretty on some steroids.
I don't know about them. I mean you could give it the The
power was it the power anklet to train and build up its speed?
Yeah. As a Pidgey and then when you
get it to Pidgeot you just like inject it with a crap to the
carbo. See.
Okay. How far you before you do that
though, before you do that you just need to like usually to
start breeding as many as many pages you can find and then you
like select the fastest of those and you have those breed with
with each other and then so on and so on and so on until you
have the 1 fastest Pidgey Then you give it an ankle, an ankle
bracelet, or whatever. An ankle weights to increase the
speed anymore. Dude, this thing could make it
to space. I bet, you know what?
I think I think I think this is a missed opportunity for our
boy, Santa Claus. If he attached several Pidgeot
Stu his sleigh. I think he could honestly
deliver all the presents to all the good kids across the world
and maybe 20 minutes tops. Wait, 20 min, 20 minutes tops,
tops, tops, and Sanity. Okay, let's get back on track
here. There's One more unique pokedex
entry. Honestly, I would say it's like
half of one more. This comes to us again from Ash,
but instead of his Pokedex it comes from his Rotom phone.
Okay. Hmm, which I guess they're using
as Pokedex has over the older region, who knows what they're
doing. This one simply says, Pidgeot
the evolved form of Pidgeotto. All you need?
That's all he need. Okay, all right.
Cool. That's it.
Haji, but really it's more like, Pidgey odor.
Pyotr idea. Cool x 6 because like Jesus.
Yep. Yeah.
Do you remember and remember the what the like the diameter of a
Pidgeot arpeggio toes? Territory has three miles.
No. It was like what?
120 miles I think. 40 miles or something like that.
No, so yeah. No, they got was they was like
120. Yeah, 120 miles.
So like, did you ask and travel that in a blink of an eye know
what problem? All right.
You only one more pokedex entry here and that's where the mega
evolved form of pigeon or Mega Pidgeot.
It says it comes to us from the Ole Ola region.
So they got their little two cents in, it says, with its
muscular strength. Now greatly increased, it can
fly continuously for you guys. Want to guess what?
A crazy amount of time it is. Please just for the Mega.
Yeah, for the night long shot. Tenuously fly without resting,
according to spoke. So, two minutes time frame.
Yeah, no, it's not two minutes. Okay.
Well, I tried a little bit. Say, I'd say, four days.
Okay. Four days for mr.
Curtis Corbin. Would you like a real answer?
Yeah, it's stupid. Really bad.
Let's go 3 minutes. 3 minutes. Alright, three minutes from
Corvin four days from mr. Curtis.
Well, the answer is the Pokedex entry says, with its muscular
strength. Now greatly increased, it can
fly By continuously for two weeks without rest.
Oh, it's closer. Got it.
Wow, two weeks, two weeks. Wow.
Like that's the, that's the Mega Pidgeot.
Yeah. So basically, it's going to
circle the planet like 30 times. It could.
If free could this, like, I don't even know why we even made
cars. We should be traveling on the
backs of Pidgeot PG W. I mean, yeah.
I mean, we we, I guess we could you just can't.
I mean, it's really It's all, it's all big korbinite it's all
big core tonight. Korver night, the korbinite
industry has taken over the flying taxi industry or safe
earlier more Stave they've really, you know, muscled the
more ideal Pidgeot out of the flying taxi market and I you
know I really have this too. I really you know have this
deep-seated hatred of big korbinite.
Yeah I'm sorry that he's not talking about like the core of a
knight industry that's not what Means by big coordinate.
He means like the giant corvo night.
That Waits out his door every day that pecks at him as he
tries to leave. So you're right bro.
Keep trying. He keeps trying to eat.
My my spinner acts and I will not let him what an ass.
All right, let's finish up this this portion of the lesson by
talking about some unsourced uncredited article that I have
here to read. All right, Professor, where did
you find this one up your ass. Leave me alone.
Find it where I find it. Hot got them idiot.
Pidgeot is an avian Pokémon with large Wings sharp talons, and a
short hooked beak. It's glossy plumage are, is
mostly brown with cream-colored underparts.
I don't like that term. Oh, you've colored underparts
others? Its head has a decorated Crest
as is nearly as long as its body the center feathers of its Crest
are yellow while the outer feathers are red.
The fan like feathers of its tail are red or brown.
It's because it's b 1 because only 1 V and speak and legs are
pink and there are three forward-facing toes and one
backward facing toe on each foot behind.
Each eye is an angular black marking pidgeon's.
Powerful wings are capable of stirring up windstorms and just
a few flaps and it may spread its wings to intimidate enemies.
This Pokemon is capable of flying faster than the speed of
sound. In fact, two times it its its
plumage is And described as beautiful making it a popular
choice for skilled trainers. But yeah, it's typically dwell
in temperate, forests and Thick Growth with Thick Growth and
large, trees is known to prey on Magikarp, which you can spot
from Great. Heights, Pidgeot grows
noticeably when it mega evolved developing a larger body and
longer broader Wings, its fingertips and tail feathers are
tipped with blue. And it's cream, coloring is now
white. Now actually didn't notice the
this next part which is interesting.
Its eyes turn red and it's pupils turn white.
What what? That's demonic Mega Pidgeot has
an even more elaborate Crest on its head with the streamer like
red plume. Extending from a main of yellow
feathers, it's Red Feather projects from the front of his
Crest and there is a single red highlight.
On the left side, this the the Crest is sensitive to air.
Currents acting like a large antenna and stabilizing Mega
Pidgeot flight. Additionally, its increasing
power allows it to fly for two weeks without rest.
All right. So that's it.
That's all the information that we have on Pidgey.
Are you guys? Are you guys surprised and
impressed? What are your thoughts?
What are your thoughts on this magnificent?
Bird Pokemon. That's fucking insane.
And honestly, it's one of the more impressive Pokémon that we
have talked about. Oh my God.
I know, dude, if I can, if I could like if I can get my
Pidgeot to land here, I can show you how, how many trees that can
bend with its, with this world. Let's not do that.
Gary will have Work cut out for him and when he cleans all that
up, you're right that be unfairly Gary.
Okay? It would be the guys.
Hey, do you guys know what comes next?
Just create this quick question. Yes, it's time for our Kumbaya
session. West stop it.
There's no Kumbaya session question.
A professor. You will let me sit and stare
down and go Kumbaya With You quiz about our feelings and our
week quiz quiz I think. Okay.
I think course I think I think he's trying to tell us
something. I can't question understand.
And I'm like, what is he some kind of language?
Where's Christine? Is there someone stuck in the
well Arcanine where's Chris? Chris, Chris, Chris query.
Let's let's do a quiz. It's a quiz Pokemon.
All right. All right.
You guys do the drills. The single singular drill here.
Let's go ahead and get out our pens and pencils and Rotom
laptops and paper. And I would also suggest getting
a calculator out for this one, okay?
You already ready? I can later is ready.
Okay? Carbon.
Yes I'm ready. Okay, good.
That's gonna get some confirmation question.
Number one. What is Pidgeot?
Go to source of food and from how high up can it spot this
Pokemon? You know, I figured I've been a
little bit too, too easy on. You guys know what's couple of
times, you're still too easy, you're still too easy because I
got it. I know it because, you know why?
I got cares. Exploring the answers to me,
telepathically from outside. He knows, hey, hey, Dad, He's
cheating. Hey, don't get.
He is read the entire syllabus and he knows every answer.
Wow! You and I haven't read the
entire syllabus. Yeah.
Like I said, Gary can go Mark 45, which means he can travel in
time and he's seen the future. Knows the answer to every quiz.
So sorry, yeah. What speed would you have to
travel to go to to teleport? There are to go through time.
Gear up. I don't know, I guess for now my
fast enough to spin the Earth backwards.
No. It's not how it works.
Hey Curtis let's go hurry up. I'm ready.
Okay, so now we have the answers we have the answers.
All right, the question was what is Pidgeot go to source of food
and how high up can spot this Pokemon from Corbin responded
with magic Harp and 3,300 feet. Correct that is absolutely
correct. There you go.
Okay cool. Mr. Curtis here on the other
hand says Pidgeotto I like that edited version of the name
projeto likes to eat that fishy Magikarp.
He also said Magikarp wrong but whatever and that he can see
from one kilometer in the sky. Yes it is.
One kilometer now you said Pidgeotto and well it's it's big
Pidgeotto. That's why?
That's, that's the fourth Evolution.
I'm tempted to not give it to you but you know, I don't Give
it half half. You know what?
I'm gonna give you a half point that you said projeto like
you're about to say Pidgeotto. All right, well, I gotta learn
how to spell your name wrong. I think that's, I think that's
horrible discrimination against those of us who are stupid.
Have our have a, have our writing disabilities.
So listen, listen, you can misspell words, you can use
whatever word you want, but I think I think it's important to
at the very least, know the name of the Pokémon that we're
talking about. I That's some kind of that's a
little bit of Base knowledge that you need.
Right? So you know what, I'm gonna I'm
gonna I'm gonna take a half a point off.
All right. Okay yeah.
Yeah cuz I'm tired of giving out straight 100's.
Yeah, I'm hot. Yeah so hard.
He's buckling down. All right.
Sorry Professor do it. Come on.
I'll do better. Right?
Okay, the Pokémon. By the way, it's name is a
Pidgeot. All right?
Yeah. Just so we know going forward.
All right. Question number two, what allows
Pidgeot to fly at the speed? It does as well as allows it to
just Generate Gusty, wind storms.
That can bend trees, sorry, it can bend tall, trees, tall, get
it right. Can't be like, I feel like small
trees are kind of harder to bend.
Shut up, but yeah, you're right, my guys, please, please mr.
Kerr is that we are still in the midst of a Tauros for lack of
better words. Pandemic.
You could, please sneeze into your into your, the crook of
your elbow and make sure you do it away from people.
I'm sorry, I did sneeze into my backpack but I'll make sure I do
it in my elbow from now on. That's fine.
Terry. Since this don't sneeze directly
on on Corbin. All right.
He's he's our one surviving student.
All right, that's true. He must be protected Corbin,
okay? So the answer is RN, and Corbin
has answer to the question of what allows Pidgeot to fly at
the speed. It does as well as allow it to
generate Gusty. Wind storms, is its powerful
chesty muscles. Yes, that's that's right.
You guys ever had Pidgeot breasts for for, for dinner?
I have not. I don't eat.
That's just wrong. Feels wrong.
Just suppose sounds like it would be very tough.
Very, very it is almost exclusively muscle so yeah.
No it's not very good. So specially like Curtis.
Yeah, 1999 99.5% muscle fat man. Course, speaking of mr.
Curtis his answer is It's big well-developed chest muscles
that are so strong. Correct.
You guys are both correct. Yes you think all right it's
time. It's time to do a little bit of
math. Okay math I haven't done that
before but I'm used to Gary's fumes so maybe it's not that bad
at an altitude of 1 mile, how fast can a Pidgeot fly in MPH
please now just in case just in case you didn't write down or
can't remember. The speed of sound at one mile
altitude is seven hundred and forty.
Seven point nine miles per hour. All right, already got it.
No, you just do with that information.
What you will know, you just gave me a away because you mean
that's just I mean you just now you're just give an answer.
He said he's gonna make it harder, make it harder.
Don't I'm not giving answers away.
You did. Now I didn't know you not give
the answer away. Yeah, because he I mean, I'm not
gonna say, don't let me give you shut your mouth.
I got it. Now, I'm just going to say it
again at an altitude because I know, I know Curtis has a
mysterious has trouble with words.
And then when you start throwing numbers in there, just is Reyes.
It's chaos up in that brain 7/8 one more time.
Yes, I was right there. Curtis, there's nothing
understands an altitude of 1 mile, how fast can a Pidgeot fly
in miles per hour and additionally the speed of sound
at one mile at Altitude of 1 mile.
Is 747 Point 9 mph? You got it?
You got it. Oh god.
Oh no. Okay, Corbin responded with
1425, point eight miles per the our Curtis responded with 1495.
Point eight miles per hour. Ha ha.
Mach 2 is the speed. It can fly at Mile altitude me,
which? I'm pretty sure.
Is that an additional food? I think it's okay, man.
Which one of you is right? You guys are different.
My 70. Remember now I know.
It's me actually it's mr. Curtis mr.
Curtis is right. No it's not.
It's 120. It's foreign for 25.8 now.
It's 149 5.8. God damn it just like I told
you. I told you again I even gave you
what the speed of sound at him. At what it is.
I was so confident. You didn't even try on your
Heater core - I don't need a calculator, I got my brain and
that's why you lost the point. Let's just go.
Okay. All right.
Sorry, it's I got halfway point. I got half a point for that.
Do you know that I got most of it?
And I said mph in the things that's, that's part of it.
Let's keep that. But he does give us, he did give
us mph in the question. Well, I gave it again Half
Point. Let's keep going.
Okay, this was easy, this one's a given.
All right, question, number four, how long can A
mega-evolved, Pidgeot fly without resting given easy
1,400. I guess, how fast can I pick you
up fly without rest. 1 million a minute.
I was like this answer in minutes please.
If you could you want minutes? Wait, do you actually want
minutes? No, no, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine. Well, sure.
I was ready to give it to you. Give it to me.
See now now Curtis is taking a long time.
I think he's, I think Think I got motherfuckers gonna do it.
I gotta be honest with you. I'm not sure what the answer is
off, the top of my head and then how God's.
Okay, let's go give it to me. Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Corbin responded with I'm sir,
your language. I don't like the language in
this answer. Sorry, he responded with two
weeks. I'm deleting the expletive.
That's not what I said. You have to give the whole
answer. You said two fucking weeks.
Alright. Yeah.
Happy gosh. That's hard to believe.
I had to put that in there. Two fucking weeks.
That motherfucker can fly. Insanity.
I'm mr. Kate.
Mach 2 at well, we'll okay. It didn't say that.
It could keep that that, like, endurance up for the it for at
Mach 2. It just said that it can fly.
Yeah, I might be going like - Mark 5.
I don't know how fast supplies that long by miles an hour.
There's still that's horrible. It just That's horrible.
It's disgusting how long a Pidgey Pidgey.
I can fly curse answer. Let's go sure fine fine fine
curse is bonded with two weeks, it can fly without stopping and
he says two weeks is equal to twenty thousand one hundred and
sixty minutes. He could be right.
You could be wrong. I owe nothing to look it up.
Yeah. Alright that does it for our
lesson on Pidgeot today can either of you guys, tell me what
Next Pokemon, we're going to be talking about is rat tit.
Raticate. Oh, rat.
Tit out to Tha right there. Ratatat Ratatat ready?
Ready to go Ratatat, Ratatat data data or rat attack to Tata.
Tata. Okay.
Yes. So the next thing we will be
learning about is ratatata rallies.
Have a Rattata. I say Rattata you can say,
Rattata, I don't have to roll the arm.
Yes. So that will be next week's
lesson now. I'm sure.
You're like, oh yeah gross a little, a little Ratatat that
wasn't going to lessons going to be boring but it's actually a
lot of interesting information about this little fella.
So please leaves. Do not skip next week's lesson.
It's very important, don't better be there but I'm so
ready. Oh also if you wish to contact
me, ask me questions or you know I'll also if you want to ask mr.
Curtis questions or requests I'll show it to them out.
I don't fucking care. I'm no shame, please.
Please, go ahead and send me again.
Gourmet lat wo Pokémon at gmail.com, or you can contact me
on Twitter at wwoof pea, pod, cast.
Well, but all that out of the way on class is wait until next
week. There it is.
Wait, what's the fucking thing that I say until next time?
All right, I'll say it. I got you editor.
Editor, cut all this out. I got you.
Ouch. Hey I got I'll end it for you.
Dismissed class until next time. Hello skirt is mr.
Koji Oda. Try class.
Next time. Dismissed.
See you then. All right, play the music for
good.