Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology here in our wonderful renovated.
Even though it's still kind of looks exactly the same
classroom. It's weird how exactly picture.
Perfect, the same. It looks.
But anyways, joining me here in the classroom today is of
course, my wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis mr. Curtis, you could please go
ahead and introduce yourself. Oh well, thank you.
It's you know it's good to be back and I would not have this
building any other way from the from the flaking paint on the
walls to the to the couple, you know, route ceiling tiles were
missing here and there I don't know how they got those because
Those are the exact same ones that were missing.
I don't know how they got them. I know I know if you they've got
to even get the stain on the wall over.
There were Corbin spilled his coffee couple weekend's weeks
ago. 100,000, a car, a lot more than a couple weeks.
We were in Cinnabar Island, a couple weeks ago.
What do you talk? Well, I mean, you know, it's
just seems like, it just seems like we were.
Just it's like, we never left. Okay?
It's like that whole tricky situation that accident where
well, the Kangaskhan Add the school because of you fall
because it was, it was your fault.
No, no, it did happen. It did and it did happen.
It's like it never happened. No happened at fault.
People did climb a lot of money. Yeah, people died.
Yeah, anyways also joining us here in the classroom.
Today is of course, our trainer and training, young Corbin, if
you could please say hello, yo, what's going on, guys?
Happy New Year, happy to be back inside the Cozy, temperature,
you know, Comfortable classroom. At first, we were on the hot
beach and then we were in a hot submarine for the last few
weeks. So it's good to be back in this
climate, but I did say, I do know how they made a perfect
Recreation of this class. I ran into the principal and I
asked the same question. My God, he okay, he's fine.
He's fine. I asked him.
I said, hey, on the way to class I said, hey, how did you get the
classroom? Look exactly the way it was
before the, you know, before the destruction with the earthquake.
Everything and he said, we took pictures of every single room so
we can get it to look exactly the same.
And I'm like, this wasn't your chance to renovate and add new
stuff and he said that they did but they just chipped it and
banged it up all the new equipment and desks and supplies
and stuff to make it look exactly the way it was before
because it is a historical landmark.
What is? Yeah, it's built on a power
source and, you know, all that fun stuff.
But yeah, it looks like hundreds of years old.
It was here before before the, the rest of Saffron City.
Well, I told him that, hey, this could have been an opportunity
to put a Fresh coat of paint on the school and he, He told me
politely to shut up and get to class.
So here I am. So that's your principal
impression needs. A little bit of work Corbin.
He sounds just like me, doesn't he?
Yeah I'm not really good at impersonations.
Sorry. So it's okay.
You know what? Maybe I'm better at rapping.
Oh yeah let me tell you about my wrap and now what and stop.
No you can't. What do you think?
What makes you think that you? It's a it's it's a new year.
New me. My resolution is to be the best
rapper in Kanto. If I can't be a Pokémon trainer
this year. Wait, hold on.
I gotta get my license by the end of this year.
Um, you know, we're getting pretty close to, you know, being
one tenth of the way there. Oh, so maybe.
Maybe who knows? Well, no, I guess we are a
little bit over one tenth of the way there.
What can I do? Well, maybe maybe hear me out,
maybe. I'll get my trainers license.
After we finish can't tow this year.
The Kanto Pokédex, I can't, I can't.
Good conscience, do that. Well, then have a bad one.
How about you have to know all the Pokemon?
You can't just no. The.
What if I just stay in the Kanto region and just mess around with
these people, bring Pokemon from other regions here.
You can't listen, you know. It there's there's, you know,
invasive species. And if you listen, I'm not.
We have received emails and we have also gotten reviews and
comments on flap of podcasts. And other students have said,
give Corbin a Pokémon. I'm not the only one asking And
when one of them gets their degree and Pokemon biology and
start teaching this very class than they can have any sway
over, you know what I do and how I run it course, I got it all
trying to say is I got an army behind me.
All right, so if you want to go to war, let's just, you know,
it's no contest. Listen, you know.
Also they going to put their name on the endorsement, okay.
You know they're liable for you when you, you know, if you were
to say anger A Pokémon that, you know, destroyed, you know, an
entire city, you know, then they're going to come back.
That's a, yeah. Can you imagine that happening?
Well, I would never do that. Say, you know, who signed off on
this kid, you know, who's who said he's capable?
Well, I'm not you so that would never happen but I never did
that, but you did. I mean that's just a theoretical
can roll. We roll the tapes back.
People can go back and listen to the Kangaskhan lesson.
They know what happened? All right.
The listen, the proof is in the pudding.
All right, can I You say it is wonderful to be back here in
this nice comfortable classroom watching you to argue.
It's like, you know, it's like coming home.
How did you guys, how did you guys spend your, your holiday
break? What did you do?
What holiday break, what are you talking about?
You didn't you didn't hang out with family and friends over the
holidays. I mean, I did spend some time
with my Litton, you know, I kind of I kind of missed it while I
was at while we were away. Sorry.
You did you have anybody feed it while you were gone?
Was ahead people feed. In also, it's pretty good.
At taking care of itself. It doesn't really need a lot of
Maintenance, mr. Curtis what about you?
What did you do for the holidays?
I had to I had to go back and cull, the herd.
And my, my spinarak Colony kind of grew unchecked while I wasn't
there to kind of Groom it so, oh, they're quite a few extra,
you know, generations of, you know, just subprime, not
great-looking spinner acts. Then you know, I'm wondering a
imagining mr. Curtis, you know, with, you
know, camouflage on and he's got like mud painted on his face.
He's got like two AK-47, just mowing down spinnerets, whoa,
whoa, whoa guns. Have been outlawed for years
now, okay, alright, so yeah, listen mr.
Curtis is ranch, is a is a lawless Zone.
Let me tell you Curtis. I know you have a bazooka
license from Officer, Jenny and saffron do you use that to call
the heard? He's blown?
Rex, not not, you know, usually usually, you know, if it get if
they get combative then, yeah, but okay.
No. Usually you can just kind of
does it feel ethical to, you know, blow up a poor little
spinarak to Smithereens but what do I know know what?
Let's be honest. They're suffering.
Honestly. Yeah, the fact that you're
testing on them. Yeah.
They kind of want to die. Probably if his pain for them.
Existence is torture. So really he's doing the only
Humane thing that he can do. That's right.
It's like responsible responsible.
Yes. Looking forward to finding out
what this is responsible helling.
What? Why dear murder genocide wide
why dear wait, where do you hear?
Why dear? What why deer hunting I
responsible? Why?
Deer hunting? You know when the polyp
population gets too high, haven't quite ears.
Have been extinct for the hundreds of years.
Not okay. Well, notnot yd, R yd run.
You know what? Year are you from, mr.
Curtis Dad, I'm sure I've seen A yd around here.
Oh no. I'm thinking I'm thinking of
Stantler. My apologies.
Oh, you're right. You're right.
Why do you aren't around anymore?
I don't know why. I thought of that.
Oh, I got confused. Okay, I was, I said, for a
second that why do you ever still around there and you know
about that's sawsbuck I got them confused, other Pokémon, another
antlered Pokémon. Yes.
Yes, yes, no. But when you get too many
Stantler, the population of Steelers, get too high.
You know, they you have you got to introduce more predators and
to keep the population of controls and the Predator is a
rocket-powered grenade launcher, correct?
Yeah. The apex predator, right?
What did you do for your holiday Corbin?
I'm glad you asked. I think Professor, we've talked
too much. Yeah, I think we have, you know,
we have a lot to take care of today.
A lot of things. Oh my God, like you look, he's
crying. Now I can find Find now, go
ahead. Say what did you do over
Christmas? Break, or holiday break.
Well, we got, we, we, we we we we
start off the new year. Very good, you ready?
It's okay. Feel better now.
Yeah, I was just hung out and open presents.
Okay good. Wow.
I'm so I'm so glad we stopped everything to listen to that.
All right, we have a lot to do today.
You know, I'm very glad that you know everything was you know the
rebuilding finished in time for us to make it back for our
annual career day that we always have every single year.
This is the first time we've done this, professor always do
it. Always land on a Wednesday.
We have a record of past classes and we have not done this
before. Like I said, doesn't always land
on a Wednesday but this time it did so.
So we have a very special guest with us today before I introduce
them. Does anybody know what Pokemon
were talking about this week? Hmm.
Give me a hint. Will you know this Pokemon very
very well Corbin. Oh, it is spare a car.
We finally talked. There.
He is one. The classroom right now.
Oh God, he's behind your desk. All I did not see him.
Hi. Oh it's hey that's that's my
that's the mr. Mime from my house.
That's the one that lives with me and my mom's.
Okay, mr. Mime not spinarak.
Yes talking about mr. Mime today was he just hiding
behind the desk and waiting for us to know since we're here with
you Corbin? I saw him.
Did you not know he was behind you?
I see so stealthy. He's very stealthy, I don't
know. Okay, I didn't see him.
I didn't see him at all on. Honestly.
Yeah, I was just I was just heading the clouds, you know,
thinking about the New Year. Okay.
All right. Well so thank you I guess so
much Corbin for bringing your dad here today to talk about,
Well what we'll that's not my son.
My dad, what we've been over this many times, my dad left
years ago when I was very young. That's the way your son, mr.
Mine that lives with you and your mom isn't your dad.
How would that work? He's a Pokemon and my mom is
Human. I don't know.
I just thought I just thought it was your day.
You talk about him so much. I assumed he was your dad.
No, he's not my dad. He just lives with me.
And my mom. Look, I'll share the sad that
you're saying these things right now.
Well, I mean, but he has, he has signed off some of your Pursuit.
Her permission slip. Yeah, and that is best to be a
legal guardian that does the it's not signing if he uses an
invisible pain reminds of pain, it doesn't count.
All right, you know what? My mom signed those.
Thank you. Okay.
All right. Why did you sign them as mr.
Mime though. It says mr.
Mime Corbin's dad. Okay we are ho.
That's the devil. That's gotta be bad Corbin.
He's does he's not my dad okay you know we've been over this.
Okay. Well mr.
You know you're not my dad so so you brought mr.
Mime in today. Mr. Mr. Mime, what it?
What is your career? I assume you have a career.
Oh, he works in finance. Yeah, I don't know about you
guys. Wait, he works in finance?
Yeah. Yeah, he for I mean listen come
he's not my dad so but he's definitely The Breadwinner for
sure. I guess.
So I mean I thought you wait, didn't you don't you sell hats
for to me? So I sell hats.
Yeah. But I don't make much people buy
them that much. No, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying if you have if your dad works and finances he's
not my dad. Right mr.
Mom, I'm not your dad works in finances and make some We have
the salary. How come you have to spend time
selling hats? We because I mean my mom has
always said you need to learn to Value money.
So get a job yourself and stop riding on the success of mr.
Mime. Okay.
And she says, so then I asked her mind your dad, no, she
doesn't say the sure we're all on the same page in the house.
I don't think we're on the same page here.
He's not my dad. He is not my father.
My I don't know where he is, I don't know where my dad is, what
company. What company is the the sea work
in the finances of it, like Silph Co, is it Like the know it
well he doesn't work at Silph Co he kind of he works for the
what's it called, the the Devon company Devin for okay and no
one Helen. Do they have a branch here in
canto? He works remote.
Okay, that man, it's so great that people could do that.
Now question, does he actually work remote or does he just, you
know, my mom that he is working on a computer?
Listen, all I know is, I walk into the office and my house.
He is typing, he is typing away. On an empty desk.
And there's a paycheck that comes in every two weeks.
That's all I know. That means long as the paycheck
comes in, that would, that would classify us working?
He is doing. He's miming in his office.
I see him on a couple calls video calls and he gets, he gets
money. I don't know how he has read it.
Gets that bread. Yeah.
Now I do also want to make very, very clear, so Corbin's dad that
we have here today is Is not the same mr.
Mime that works for the school as a professor, right?
Because that's that's Professor mine who has a doctorate PhD
PhD. Yes, that is Professor, Dr. That
is dr. Mime.
No. This is mr.
Professor mine. He prefers Professor right.
Okay. So professor of mine works at
school. Mr. Mime your dad.
My, he's not my dad. He lives in the house and with
me and my mom. And yeah.
Okay difference there. So I want to clarify the
everybody, you know while we have Mr. Mine here, can we talk
to us a little bit about the physiology of a mr.
Mime, what is it? Wasn't mr.
Mine would look like for those. We have some virtual students
who haven't seen mr. Mom.
Because I mean for all that we see mr.
Mimes us personally, a lot, you know, they are fairly rare
Pokémon so, well is mr. Mime look like Well, he kind of
looks a little bit like a clown. Not gonna lie.
Okay, um he's got got some snazzy shoes.
Yeah. Are those shoes are our lose its
feet? I think those are shoes.
We got curly bits to my mom. Can you take those off?
He's shaking his head. He doesn't want to.
He hasn't. Well, I don't I'm not asking
you, I don't want you to. I'm just saying.
Can you if you if you wanted to it is it possible?
Let's see. What is he?
Mining something with him. I mean he's saying two words,
two words, he says, Birds is a movie?
No, no. It's he says I heard my my
shoes. No, he says, my shoes.
So they are shoes. My shoes.
I see. I mean, but are they shoes if he
never takes them off? I mean, if you just always have
them on then they just they're just they just are your feet.
That's the way it works. No, no, it's not just that.
Just imagine if they are shoes, they just never takes off.
Just imagine the stink, the stank coming out.
Well, you know, all three of us, share the same bed.
Ed. So his feet.
Do you still go? See that?
Yeah, we share the same bed. Thankfully, you can share a bed
with your parents, I guess. Yeah, you are.
He's not my dad, he's not my dad.
Will you had to? We had to sell my bed in order
to afford classes here. These are pretty expensive
classes. Okay, what else about mr.
Mime. There's a lot of interesting
features balls. It looks like he's covered in
dog because I mean does and lots of pink balls and not just body
shape to but also in texture these I hate that he kind of
looks like a A child. It kind of bothers me.
Oh he's just has Rosy Cheeks. He's blushing.
He's got to he's got too big. A swing Wing like hair.
Poof's the go off to either side kind of like another antler
Pokémon like Stantler. Stantler.
But they're like solids. I don't know if they're supposed
to be hair. No.
No, it's fleshy. It's Lush even hear their
fleshy, but I think they're supposed to look like hair.
That's, that's awful. That's, that's just no.
I'm sorry, mr. Your mom that I don't like that.
I don't like, I don't like that. Try sleeping next time.
Okay, man. I'd be real mad if mr.
Mine was my dad. Yeah.
And he's not my dad, but he gives unsolicited foot rubs and
I don't like it. I don't ask for them.
Okay. But like are they?
I bet they're good footwork. Oh right.
Because look at his look at those.
Those ripples. Let's let's yeah.
The hands real quick though because they're very unique.
They look like white gloves. They look like white gloves with
a nipple on each finger, but I don't think they are.
I think those are just I think every week It's a a pad.
They're not really never. They paths are like Pano like a
yeah I do like the foot of I guess I'll look like the like
the like yeah like a foot of a Lynn maybe.
Yeah. It's they're paying be numbs.
Their weirdly soft but I unfortunately I know what they
feel like because again they're all my feet a lot so but yeah I
mean that's that's pretty much all there is to him and he's got
this weird kind of baby like smile all the time.
You could stop now. No.
Okay. So but that's pretty much it to
him. Right?
Well, I think you know what? Thank you.
Thank you so much, mr. Mom, if you would like to stay
and listen to the lesson, you can, if you want to, there's a
seat back there. No free.
Sit right behind cor blimey. He's he's created a fake.
Oh, oh yeah. He loves to loves to show off.
He loves to show off. Okay, let's read some of These
Pokedex entries will see if mr. Mime agrees with them or not.
Starting off in the Kanto region.
If interrupted, while it is miming it will slap around the
offender with its broad hands. Okay.
Now so yeah, never never stop them.
Miming mr. Mime mid my.
Mm. Yeah.
You don't do that. Yeah.
He said the back hand me a
couple times. Yeah.
My mom and him have had to fight over it.
Whoa. I mean that that goes into a
realm that's a little bit. It's a little bit too deep.
I'm not quite sure I want to talk about here in the
classroom, okay. So moving on to the next
Century. It says always practices its
pantomime act. It makes enemies believe
something exists that really doesn't.
Hmm. Yeah, so he made you guys
believe that. He's my dad but he's not.
Oh, I thought he was your dad. No, I've yeah that.
That's what I thought took. I've said this a couple Apple
times this lesson, he's not my dad now, so, but he also liked
mr. Mine can also create things that
right, because he's sitting on a chair right now, right?
Yeah. He's just, yeah, he's just
floating right? Okay.
So, all right, so, maybe there'll be more entries, that
discuss that wait is there? Hold on?
Is there even a chair? I mean, I'm like I'm waving on
your table, I don't feel any. I don't know what mr.
Mime would constitute interrupting.
Its miming. So be careful.
Well that okay that didn't want a slap yet.
I think I'm thinking about it though.
He's thinking about it. Alright, the next entry says, it
is an expert at miming and loves to perform.
It is said to slap around anyone who disturbs it with its broad
hands and they are broad. You've seen the big hands big
boy hands. I'm perfect for miming with all
right. Moving on to this to the Johto
region. A skilled mine from birth it
gains the ability to create invisible objects as As it
matures. Okay, hmm.
So we can create a visible objects right?
Okay. But not until it, not not until
it matures doesn't start off that way.
So it really is working on a computer at the house.
Well, could he be? I mean, I can't believe that
it's connected to anything, right?
I mean like you could probably touch it and be it like a
physical thing, but just because it can create a barrier, doesn't
mean it can create an ethernet cable to connect up to the
Internet. Well, I mean it, And I can
create any, you know, and visible objects, right?
Maybe it's creating ethernet cables and USB ports, an HDMI
cable, all that stuff, the whole way, I think, I think we'll get
a little bit more in this next entry.
Mmm, this actually gets really scientific and I'm really happy
about that. The Pokedex entries don't often
get this deep. Its fingertips, emit, A peculiar
force field that hardens are to create an actual wall.
Mmm-hmm, an actual wall of hardness R.
Yes, hardened are. So that's that sounds like it's
almost like a psychic-type. Hmm.
It is a psychic-type, no kidding.
Okay. Yeah it's like a fairy actually.
Wow, no kidding, that's awesome. Good, good for it.
Good for it. Good for it.
Um so yeah next one says it uses the mysterious power it has in
its fingers to solidify are into an invisible wall.
So yeah, yes, yeah, that's pretty cool.
I mean that's that's a pretty unique ability.
Normally, when you think of a psychic-type Mon right?
You think that like that's like a part comes from their brain,
right? Well, maybe it's using his brain
through its fingertips, you know, I mean like it's like kind
of like, channeling the power starting originating from its
brain to its fingertips than boom into the wall.
I think it's I mean maybe I guess I'm not saying that it's a
bad thing that just doesn't come from its brand.
I'm just, I just, I just an observation.
I didn't say it was a bad thing. I'm just saying that, like, it's
just you sound like really defensive their Corbin.
Well, I just think you should think a little bit more.
I think that's what Yeah, hold on.
Now, come on this. The professor's.
Right? You're wrong.
Corbin Le no one said that's a fair and Equitable decision.
That's a kiss but decision. All right, moving on to the
Hoenn region. The first entry here, says mr.
Mime is a master of pantomime. It's gestures and motions,
convince Watchers that something unseeable actually exists.
Once it is believed, it will exist as if it were a real
thing. So what you have to actually?
So you have to believe the wall is therefore to be real.
I guess I guess it's fingertip. Abilities.
Only work if you believe they do moving on to the next entry it
says a mr. Mime is a master of pantomime.
Oh wait, you know what this is from say one.
I'm just going to ignore it. It is adept at conning people,
it is said to be able to create walls out of thin air.
By miming. Yeah, no like that.
No requirement for the other person to believe that it exists
for at least for this entry. I don't know.
I'm kind of still kind of on the fence about that.
I don't know if that is actually a requirement or not.
I don't I don't know. This is sound like it because
like I mean is every Pokemon that it fights has to have to
stop there and think about oh it's a it's really a force
field. No I mean I mean but I wouldn't
believe that a pokemon would All for it, a lot easier than a
human would fall for it. True but I mean, it does make me
think that smarter Pokemon would have because like, you know, a
common move for mr. Mom to use is you know, like
reflect or more barrier or fire blast.
Yeah yes that weight doesn't use fireflies.
Well no, hold on. Hyper-v you believe maybe your
dad does. Well that's not my.
Does your dad know, does your dad know fire?
But he's a human. So no.
Um, but so like could, if he could make you believe he's
using fire blast out of his hands, Could you actually feel
the burn? Man, I don't know.
I don't know man. There's maybe maybe the other
entries will provide us more information mime, the fire feel
the burn. Now that's a t-shirt out of the
things that we've said today. I don't think I don't think that
one's the T-shirt. We'll find another one.
Sure. Okay.
Moving on to the Sinnoh region. The first entry here says, it is
a pantomime expert that can create an invisible but solid
walls using miming gestures. This, this does like really just
talk about walls, doesn't talk about much else.
So I don't think it can create a full computer from its, you
know, miming. I'm just telling you what I see.
Okay, I'm not saying that you're seeing wrong, I'm just saying
that, I don't think that this is mr.
Mime is actually doing any work, so he gets it, he gets it.
I don't, I know I would be very suspicious about this check.
I mean, if you believe that he works it's real and that's why
he gets the chance. Yeah, I mean honestly, I'll
never really We understand all I know is that we I have a roof
over my head and that's good enough for me.
Yep. And you know maybe it's because
you're selling all those hats. Really good though Corbin but
they don't sell that often. I've been a couple virtual
students here and there but that's that's not a lot of
income, not really isn't? I usually just try to expand
your business. I'm trying.
I'm trying to get an LLC right now.
Wow. Okay okay, maybe not that much.
Okay, all right. Sorry I was going to get a
business loan for Thousand dollars, which I not do that
either. I know you can do that.
That makes that you know that makes a lot of fiscal sense.
I know I see them as far dad, over some I'm shaking.
His yeah, your dad is very is not happy with that.
It's not my dad but he's shaking his head now.
And what does he know about finances?
Oh wait, that's right, he works for the Devon company, he's
saying okay, hold on, he's miming sure.
He's saying that's a very bad. Can't say that word gets a very
bad freaking decision. Okay.
Says, don't do it. He says, don't do okay, I don't
know, I don't know. I think fifty thousand dollars
worth of capital would be a great way to expand your
business? I don't know.
Corbin, I mean, we'd have to see a business plan.
I think again. It's not, it's not my yeah.
No, no, no. Just just trust it.
Yeah, just I got listen, I like the cut of your jib Corbin.
Thanks now. I don't, I don't have the 50,000
to give you don't. Don't be confused.
Well, maybe you should find a job that actually pays you
instead of this one. But but no, I have tenure here.
I'm not getting another job when you talk.
You don't get paid. Yeah, but you'll never lose this
job. So job security is true, and
sometimes that's more important than getting paid.
Well, it's kind of slave labor, you know.
So yeah, if you've learned anything from this lesson on mr.
Mime always take out 50 thousand dollar loans for a budding
company that you have no plan for and to it was the second 11,
10 10, 10 years me? Yeah, jobs.
Garrity is better than any kind of pay, right?
Okay. He's signing again.
He says that's right mother. What is with the language today?
I do your dad has a very naughty mouth.
He's not my dad but I mean like, dude, What's your deal today,
man? Alright, the next entry in the
center region says emanations from his fingertips solidify the
air into invisible walls that repel even harsh attacks.
How harsh? I don't know, it doesn't.
I mean it just I assume some attacks.
Are classified as harsh. And it can also repel those.
I don't know. Razor Leaf.
Perhaps if, I mean if it makes you go yeah.
When you see it coming towards you then that's probably a heart
attack. I think most pokemon react that
way when they see like a Hyper Beam they probably go.
Whoo or like or it's like you know when you're watching like
the Pokemon league tournament every year and somebody has a
beware that just absolutely His lines girafarig and it just own
it just eats. It goes down hard and you're in
the audience. You're like, oh, and some of
your anxiety is that even illegal move?
Can it do that? That's a harsh.
That's a heart attack. Well, you saw that happened.
A few years ago, I did left it left a mark on my brain that I
cannot clean off. I had to, I had to, I had, you
know, pirate that Pokémon League that year, we couldn't afford
pay-per-view and it's obviously Pokémon league is how it goes to
pay per view every year. So but, you know, it was crazy
because they had to, like, switch the camera to a.
They had to like, cut the fee and like, it was crazy.
Wow. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I'm
there, I don't know if I still wonder about that girafarig.
It was like doing. Oh yeah.
It's reading Pokedex entries. That the next entry says it
shipped. By the way, we're talking about
mr. Mime, I don't I talked a lot
about beware and your girafarig. So we're talking about Miss,
yeah, yeah. Today.
Yeah. Okay, I forgot you.
Thanks for reminding me, it shapes an invisible wall.
In midair by minutely, a vibrating, its fingertips to
stop molecules in the air. Whoa, wow!
Whoa, in their tracks is like I can't even comprehend that.
That is an insane impressive. Yeah.
So like okay, okay, so hold on. Molecules in the air oxygen,
right? Oxygen nitrogen.
Argon those are the main ones? Hmm.
We breathe oxygen. Right.
I think so, nitrogen. Well, yes, but we need the
oxygen, right? And a little bit of phosphorus
you just? Yeah, just just night oxygen,
but so could, what could the mr. Mime uses fingertips?
To stop the air molecules in your body.
Maybe maybe could just kill you that way.
Good. Stop the molecules in your
heart. Stop the cheese.
Yeah. It could create a wall in your
lungs. This like, no more.
Can you not? Give him any ideas?
Yeah, he is. Oh jeez.
He is miming writing down notes, I better stop talking.
Oh yeah, it don't do that. Don't do that.
Look at that joyful face that he has right there.
Yeah, he is happy. He's yeah.
Yeah. Well, what do you mind me?
He says this is some good stuff. I'm gonna censor, it's tough.
All right. Yeah, don't give him any more,
please. Okay, I'm saying I think we've
found the most powerful Pokémon ever so far.
Yeah. Let's see here.
So the, you know, I just repeats what they say in sin 0, so we
don't need to read that Kalos, again, repeats things that we've
already seen. So let's move on to the a Lola
region. Its pantomime skills are
Wonderful, you may become enraptured while watching it but
next thing, you know, mr. Mom is made a real wall and your
lungs. Now, he doesn't say that.
Oh God, it's awful. How long does it take until the
wall Fades away? Good question.
I think until the mr. Mom.
Decides it fades away or loses concentration because it seems
to be a thing that the mr. Mom used to focus on mmm, to do
to get the vibrations right now. So I think it needs some kind of
focus. He's right wonder if it's like a
strenuous activity to that it takes like exhausts the Miss.
Maybe, I mean I would think so. I mean it seems like, you know,
stopping molecules, you know, in their tracks from vibrating,
seems like it would be a difficult task but I mean, I'm
not mr. Uh, mr.
Mime, so I don't know, I don't either the next entry it says it
creates invisible walls with its pantomiming if you Contact
impressed, it will attack you with a double slab who gets
slapped, boom, boom, one slap and a to slab.
So it's front and back and front hand back hand.
Yes. So always always guys tip your
mr. Mimes tip them, it's important
be polite. People like yeah, yeah.
Alright, moving on to the gala region.
The first entry here says the broadness. - of its hands may be
no coincidence. Many scientists believe it's
Palms. Became enlarged specifically for
pantomiming. Wow.
So it's like an evolutionary thing that like developed,
that's kind of cool. Yeah, and you know, I find it
kind of weird that it does all this pantomiming because it
wears gloves and it wears shoes but it don't wear no pants.
It really doesn't does it doesn't wear pants.
I know how its pants. Oh miming Hahaha.
All right, settle down Professor.
That was a doozy. I like that one here, though.
The delivery you liked it korbinite like this.
Don't tell me what. I like that.
I know what you like. No, you like this joke?
No, no. It's a good one.
Okay, the next 13 says, it's known for its top-notch
pantomime skills. It protects itself from all
sorts of attacks by omitting or has From its fingers to create
walls. Yeah, I mean that's kind of like
what we've been hearing, right? Yeah, yeah.
Makes sense. All adds up there is another
entry here comes to us from an ancient texts from the Hisui
region, all right? As the behavior of this clown,
like Pokemon reminds one of pantomime.
It creates an invisible walls using a force emitted from his
fingertips. So they haven't quite figured
out what molecules were yet? They didn't know that it was
stopping molecules. Right?
That's really. Yeah.
Okay. So that does it for the regional
entries on mr. Mime, I have some unique Pokedex
entries here. Of course, the first one comes
to us from a mr. Ash, our wonderful world
champion. Ash, it says mr.
Mime, the barrier Pokemon it uses pantomime to make actual
walls appear because it is really discovered information.
About this Pokemon is extremely Limited.
Dad. Wow Israeli discovered yet we
have to in this in this school and in this is building a
building at this very moment right now but that goes to tell
you how special and what unique this location as the Saffron
City Learning Center home home for all mr.
Mimes listening and and hey and the mr.
Curtis is well, we have lots of those you're definitely one of a
kind and one is plenty. Thank you.
Yeah, we need to start writing Pokedex entries on you mr.
Curtis, I think. So, that's okay.
I don't think anyone needs to be a Pokémon.
I don't know what he is. I said we're all.
We are all Pokemon. All right.
That's not good. That's not, that's not
confirmed. All I'm saying is okay, we're
all ghost Pokemon that just haven't died yet, you know,
that's that's a good way to put it.
That's definitely going on a t-shirt that dish.
That's a tea that the T-shirt All right, we have one more
unique entry comes to us from Don's Pokédex.
It's as mr. Mime, the barrier Pokémon by
rapidly moving his fingers mr. Mime can stop air molecules to
create an invisible wall. Alright so looks like looks like
Dawn's. Pokedex is kind of agreeing with
the was it the city? Yeah.
The center of region pokedex entries.
Well right? That's because that's where
she's from. So how do you, how do you know?
It's a she we've been over this many times.
I mean, Don sounds like a guy's name.
Well, it's not Dawn. D0n Dawn is a is a boy's name.
This is D awm. This is the pretty version.
Okay, this is a female woman and my cousin, no, sir, my cousin
lives in the center region and I may have met Don once or twice
and kind of fall in love a little bit, but that's beside
the point. All right, so it's definitely a
girl. I can confirm hundred percent of
Yeah. So while so fragile, it is
one-sided. But that's okay.
You know what? It's fine.
She's got a lot going on. She's a very important person.
She is, I hear it's very good. It's very much works with dr.
You know, Professor Rowan a lot. So yeah.
I see your dad's kind of laughing a little bit behind
you. It's not funny and he's not my
dad. Okay, so that's all the entries
on Cantone. Ian mr.
Mime, however, there is a gun. Clarion different Regional
variants. We haven't had one of these.
Is that you never told me that mr.
Mime. Okay.
All right. All right, so the first entry.
So, these are only in the gallery region.
As far as we know. So they the entries only come
from the gala region, makes sense.
I'm the first one says, oh, by the way, I guess I should
describe what it looks extremely different from from regular mr.
Mime, it kind of has its kind of, like where, Tap shoes and it
has a tie made of ice. It is a nice and psychic-type.
Oh fun. Okay, cool.
Yeah, and it's wearing a tie and it's like blue, instead of like
it has like blue Dodge balls instead of red Dodge balls and
that's wearing mittens instead of gloves nice.
Okay, yeah. And though they do wear pants
unlike the regular day. Oh, you know what?
You're right. They do wear pants yet.
They don't pantomime. Oh mr.
Marbles rolling his eyes. Yeah, pants are overrated.
Cancel ever read it. Yeah.
Paint man. I wish I didn't have to wear
them. Wait, what are you saying?
Pants are for. I'm not repeating that.
Anyways, continues, we gotta stop, you know, throwing it to
your dad Corbin. He is not.
I do not like the language coming out of his hands.
Yeah, he's kind of a potty mouth.
I don't know. So he's just really excited to
be here. Is that my dad just getting out
of the house. I know.
It's I know it's bring your dad to school.
It's not, it's not but but but if if he's Behave like this.
I mean I mean he only talks like this when he's excited at home,
but I guess he's just really happy to be here.
I don't know. Well, well, I guess I guess the
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, huh?
Corbin? I have a potty mouth like,
father like son, I use not biologically.
How would he be my dad. Look at me, look at him.
Look at me spitting. Image.
Look at the image. It's yeah, I don't have got his.
I'm not, I don't. Spot.
And the weird like I don't have a bald spot.
He tried cutting my hair last week, that's what that is.
Okay. Yes I still look like him.
Yeah, okay let me go ahead and read these Clarion mr.
Mime entry is from the gala region.
The first one says it's Talent is tap dancing.
It can also manipulate temperatures to create a floor
of ice, which is Pokemon can kick up to use as a barrier.
Oh, also the most One of my making it almost seems like a
completely different Pokemon if you ask me.
Yeah. It's like what's the point of my
me? Even if it's just going to kick
up ice? Well, it doesn't mind.
It does tap dancing. Okay.
Yeah. Like you would you like a
demonstration? I don't want to see you tap
dance. Please God.
I mean, I can't know they'll be another earthquake and we'll
have to evacuate. Yeah, play it says, please sit
down mr. Curtis.
Thank you. The last entry.
Ted can I can I keep wearing the tap shoes though?
Did you just put those on or do you always wear?
Oh, those. Well, I had had the plates that
go on the bottom of them in my bag and you put them on and, and
they and they make a nice little like, listen, listen.
One more time. I'm going like this.
See how they make that little tapping noise.
That sounds great. Then, you know, I think you've
that's, that's your demonstration for us.
Thank you, mr. Curtis, okay.
Okay, the next entry from the gal, our region as says it can
radiate. Oh, I got it says it can radiate
chilliness but first I thought it's a chillness and I was like,
yo I just really cool. It'd be it'd be even better if
it can radiate chili from its feet.
Oh God, there's chili everyone. Oh man, it's kicking up a bunch
of chili that mr. Mime is back.
Oh no. Best Pokemon for a potluck.
Am I right? Get the mop.
This feet into a bowl. I was making chili.
Oh my God, would you, would you eat that?
Chili, I don't think I would, I would not know.
Who knows what those feet have been probably in Chile.
Probably it can radiate chilliness from the bottoms of
its feet. It will spend the whole day tap
dancing on a frozen floor, that's right.
Sure. Will this boy likes to tap dance
and that's going to do it on the Pokedex entries.
From mr. Mime, did you guys feel like you
learned something today, I feel like I've Learned a lot.
Yeah. I feel like I know more about
this. This thing that's living in my
house. Now yeah.
Like how it can stop air molecules and how incredibly
dangerous that that ability can be.
Yeah, well sometimes I'll wake up in my in my sleep and I can't
breathe. And I look and he's standing
over the bed and I'm like you suck a man's hands out and he's
like, pantomiming, are you sir? Are you stopping the air
molecules in my throat's like what is going on pantomiming?
Like he's got his hands. I asked around your throat.
No, but I mean, he's not, he's doesn't listen, he doesn't do
it. You, you joke, but he's not that
bad with it. But sometimes I'll watch him.
I will catch him standing over the bed.
It's kind of creepy. Sometimes he follows me to
school, like I said, it was one of those days.
Well, it was bring your parents to work day.
He's not my parent, they write exam and I'm not working.
Oh, that's right, it's career day.
That's right. And that's that's why.
But you're getting your holidays mixed up, sorry.
And he wanted to, you know, he wanted to contribute and talked
to us about his financial shal career.
And what is he signing? Holly says he's talking to mr.
Curses, don't speak for me. You silly.
I'm not repeating that. No sorry, he's mr.
Mom, I'm glad you don't talk honestly.
He said me too. Okay, so now we need to test
what you guys have learned today and you know how much I love a
pop quiz? Oh please kill me now.
Yes time please kill me. To get up my laptop, I would get
not very much like Rotom laptop. Well, actually I would like for
you guys to pitch me a mr. Mom.
That's right. We're doing pitch a Pokemon.
He's right here. What more do you need to know?
Well, I mean, I don't know what like listen, I like the model
looks great but you know, I gotta know what it's gonna do
for me. Okay, before before I buy gotta
so take your time. Write down some, don't have a
rubric for this one. I can never remember.
Oh yes, you do. I do?
Yes. Okay, so number one, you must
include information that we learned in class to you must
demonstrate an understanding of the Pokemons unique, attributes,
and abilities, three. You must provide two different
selling points in your pitch. And as an addendum, these
selling points must be for the Pokemon itself and not a
product. It provides or produces?
Yeah. Although I'm not some sure what
that would. I don't think maybe like selling
me, mr. Mime hair or I think maybe, you
know, know and the last one is this kind like a bonus thing.
The student who provides the most compelling.
Selling points will get a bonus Point.
Okay, sounds good, right, take it away.
Take your time. Okay, so I think my students are
done preparing. I think it's just Curtis.
You looking very eager. You look, very eager for the
Curtis. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and
start with Corbin. Oh.
So too bad, man. Man.
Okay, cool. Alright, so if you're in the
market for a mr. Mime.
Listen up, young Corbett's committee.
I'm not well, wait in the market for mr.
Mime, or just a market for Pokemon and mr.
Vibes? Right.
One for you. Shut up.
So if you're in the market for a mr.
Mime, I got I got what you need and I can see why you'd be
helpful. So mr.
Mime is an excellent firefighter.
It could be great. It can help the entire
community. So not only It can it trap fire
and block it. And push it with invisible walls
but we've discussed that it can stop molecules in the air.
What happens if there's a house fire or like you know somebody's
like trying to or like actually as a profession as a firefighter
what happens if something's going down?
There's fire blocking your path. Let's say there's a fire in your
home as fire blocking the way out.
Oh no. What are you going to do you
going to die in the fire? Of course not mr.
Mime is going to stop the fire molecules in Midair and you can
just walk out the door. That's it.
It's that simple that the fire Mall in the air.
Yeah, it can stop the molecules in the air so why can't it stop
fire molecules? That's my that that's that's
that's a good point. Good job, Corbin the other thing
and this is a little bit less of a day-to-day application, but I
thought it was very, very interesting.
It could be used for underwater maintenance.
It can kind of create a wall around, a bunch of workers.
You can go underground. Have what you don't need a suit
up in scuba gear and go fix a pipe down.
You know somewhere under water. Why do that?
Like what if you have a pool right?
This is more applicable for the everyday person.
If you have something wrong at the bottom of your pool mr.
Mark, you just create a force field around itself in have
somebody go fix it with them. The enemy like imagine deep-sea,
you know, drills or diving or you know some facilities in the
deep sea that need maintenance. You have a couple mr.
Mimes at create a force field. Around some workers, guess what?
They don't even need to be in a suit in a protective suit.
They could just have the mr. Mimes.
You know, create the force field around them in the objects and
then when they need to get to like the pipe or whatever
they're going to fix, they can just kind of move and shape the
force field a little bit. They can get to the pipe undoing
then just walk back to the surface, right, it makes perfect
sense. Well there is certainly a time
element involved. Mmm, because the oxygen will run
out of Anjali. well, okay, I guess but the point is That's
what you can use the Mastermind before.
Okay. All right, so you're telling me
that I can fight fires. Yes, X, the I'm on board for
that. That is a great.
It can't it can't stop the fire molecules that maybe unquote
fire molecules. Maybe I'm not, not really a
thing. Maybe the oxygen from feeding
the fire. It can stop the it can suck the
oxygen right out of the fire. It's dead.
It's gone. Boom, or could just create a
visible on top of the fire, and push it down.
And then the fire is extinguished.
Yeah, they can those things, it could definitely.
We do. I think that's a great
application for a mr. Mime, it's very intriguing.
I my house does catch on fire a lot.
That's a problem. I have a Litton.
I have a little baby Lytton alright.
Doesn't know how to control its Flames yet, but the underwater
thing that's good. It's it really makes me nervous.
I'm not sure I would trust him mr.
Mime that. Well, I could, I could I have a
better one in the back of my head, too, but we don't have to
do that. We got too late.
No. Okay.
You've provided me to and you've ended your presentation.
Now this time Or mr. Curtis to pitch me.
That Pokemon go for it mr. Curtis.
Ooh. Thank you.
Thank you corporate. You know what, you know what
they say about great minds there?
They think somewhat alike. That's a sure.
Yes. All right.
So in the app so I corporate was thinking in the midst of a fire,
not great. Or in the midst of the fire, he
would be a great asset. I really think he'd be better in
the aftermath of a natural like once you cost of sorts and I had
I'd Like An Earthquake. That's right.
Yeah sure sure. And in the role of emergency
relief mr. Mime would be one of the best
Pokemon for the job with disabilities to build walls and
structures out of thin air. He can make Emergency Shelters
for individuals. He can do solid are two
temporary sure up crumbling buildings while people evacuate
and and he can create vital life saving equipment instantly think
like you know like jaws of death to cut open up.
Richard jaws of life. John.
Not jaws of death, jaws of life. Yes.
Whatever that is not it right? Or, you know, like, you know,
shovels and stuff to build, dig people out of holes, or, you
know, whatever, right. So this will hold your
volunteers over. When till infrastructure is back
in place to bring in permanent Replacements.
Also, look at this guy. Mr. Corbett, he's not my dad.
He's not my dad. My Corbin's, dad.
Thank you. Yes, yes, look at him see who,
who could be upset while looking at that face his, his
heartwarming pantomime or tap dancing in the case of a gal,
our version is sure to boost the morale of any warning weary
victim. It is also known to be
slap-happy and mr. Mime is capable of keeping order
amongst the desperate people until, you know, the permanent
government ordered structure officer Jenny's is
re-established, and they can do so without killing.
Let's just give them a good old little powwow 12.
So one of your reasons is assaulting people got it.
No, no no. I think and that concludes my
presentation, very good. So your two things were in
regards to disaster control. You can do three things.
So provide shelter and Shore up and you know, provide structural
integrity. Are those two different things
quipment? No, well, yeah, structure
structure and Tim privilege, provide shelter structure,
Integrity equipment, that type of thing, right?
Create essentially create things, okay?
And then, you know, be an emotional support as well.
Write a morale booster, you know, I think, I think they're
actually people out there that have a phobia mr.
Mimes, of course, those that wasn't covered in the Pokédex.
Oh, I can't, I can't fault you for not knowing that, okay?
You know, very good, very good. Again and then.
Oh yeah. Oh, and then number three, of
course, keeping water keeping order, I don't sure.
Okay. With its with this one too.
Okay. Okay, so again, both did very,
very well and using information that we took from from class now
I am not saying that, you're wrong mr.
Curtis. I do think that it would be a
good Pokémon to have in a you know, in a emergency scenario,
is it? Best Pokemon to have.
No, I don't know about that. All right.
Well, I don't say maybe not the apps like what do you mean
barriers and invisible walls. When you're rescuing people as
make any sense because they I mean you can't like use them to
lift, you know, pieces of building there, on top of people
or like unstable building, that might fall.
Yeah, I can, I can see it. But you know, then again, you
can also have a Machoke that could like lift the entire city
up, if it wanted to Yeah. But you know, it did you be what
I'm saying is you'd be hard-pressed to find mr.
Mime is a no multi-tool, right? He's helpful among many aspects
of a post disaster environment. And you'd be hard-pressed to
find one Pokemon that can do everything that mr.
Mime now Alex is a only. Well, I was literally going to
say Alakazam is Alakazam heartwarming and pretty to look
at. At and can, I mean, either is
mr. My really isn't either no
offense, Corbin's dad, but it's, he's not your my Miss a
performer by heart. Okay, he's there.
And that Faith. No one can look at that face and
say I'm scared of it. Hmm.
Yes. Corbin.
Do you have some knowledge at night?
He looks a little different. That's all I'm saying.
Continue. So yeah.
I'm like so but I'm yes. Correct mr.
Curtis, I do think it can be useful in emergency scenarios.
However, you know this whole this whole exercise here is to
pitch the civically, me a Pokemon and I don't really need
that. However I could use a fire
suppression system on account of my little.
Yeah, absolutely. So I'm gonna have to give me a
bonus point to Corbin on this one.
All right now, Now, I will just fair, and Equitable.
That's all you say, you, you, you did just go through and a
disaster caused by you Troy caused by you a couple weeks
ago, not good. Not caused by anyone else by
you. Yeah, but just think about maybe
the school would have been in one piece.
It had there been a missing, create a barrier between you and
mr. Curtis the person who harmed the
entire city secure, the building people died.
Feel like we light this place on fire far more often than we
entirely destroy. I agree.
Mobile Kangas stands. That's not, that's not it.
That's not it stands actually. That's that's a, that's a huge
fans. Are you a part of it?
I'm not. But I'm looking to get entry
their kind of exclusive. Oh yeah.
I have heard. They're very exclusive.
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