Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokemon biology. Joining me here in the
classroom. Today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, mr.
Curtis, I'm serious, please. If you could say hello to
everybody. Hi.
Hello everybody. Hi.
I am mr. Curtis.
Yes, I'm a teaching assistant. Please don't please don't
forget. Homework is due at the front of
the class before the class starts.
We don't have homework. We do have the weekly study
sessions in the library. I love o week, he does have
that, nobody goes to him, you are required to come to, you
know, you're not to of those Pernod season.
Otherwise, you know, it does affect your grave.
Thanks. Weird hurt mr.
Curtis, that is not a requirement.
You're making that up on the spot.
You're not required to do that. This is the last.
You have that like little homework box up there at the
front and I do not utilize it. I should really start you know
making you guys do some homework.
Where does all the paperwork? I put in there Professor,
there's like you wait why are you doing favorite work?
Like it regardless when I collect when I collect the
homework I put it in that box and then it always, I mean after
I grade A dit. I turned it in there so that you
can record the grades. I'm not wait, there's homework.
No. There hasn't been any without
any homework yet but you know, I will keep that in mind and maybe
maybe you guys can look forward to some homework in the, you
know, in the meantime, also here in the classroom today is of
course, our trainer and training Corbin.
If you could please say hello to everybody.
Yo yo yo what's up? Yep.
What's up feeling fly? Always hide it.
No, that's not. You're you're right.
Wasn't that wasn't a wrap Melody so we're good.
I can just worry about it. Okay.
Nobody said I can't do spoken word.
You guys said I can't rap in the school but I could do spoken
word, right real close. It's getting real close.
Everybody knows, you are no longer allowed to wrap, okay,
I'm feeling really good today. The professor is nice and says,
hey see, you can always tell you can always tell when the next
line is going to rhyme because he finishes the word.
And like, just lingers on it for just a little bit.
I am sitting here in my chair. I am hungry, but I don't have a
pair. I was, oh mr.
Curtis is that a tear on your pants?
Where? Where, what?
We're right there. See, he's helping me out with
the spoken word. Let me, let me look, let me look
for my backpack. I'm pretty sure I patch.
Okay. Why am I teaching this class?
It's not fair. Okay, I've got some Got a couple
spinarak patches on me so you usually okay, that's gross.
You're just gonna put that? Yep.
All right. Yeah, just goes right there and
we're good. Okay, let's just go.
Anyways, that's what most of our clothes are made out of a lot of
people don't know this, but spinarak.
Webbing is used in a lot of modern day, you know, clothing
material and we'll talk about that once we get to spin Iraq.
Yes, definitely won't forget about it, but we're not talking
about spinarak today. We are talking about a Pokemon.
This is a really interesting one.
Actually, it's a normal-type Pokémon we mention to it is last
week, is anybody same thing? Remember anybody want to take a
guess if they forgot it's a normal type, right?
Yeah. I just said that so definitely
no points there. Okay.
Just did you? I know no curse.
That sounds normal. But don't be stupid.
So we were taught that there's some hints here.
We were talking about, you know, we were talking about this.
Iraq milk being used to make clothes so I'm going to go out
on a limb and assume that it's a Pokemon that generates a milk,
which is miltank. Let's go actually spinarak
webbing. I'm sorry you got that.
Incredible. Well if you think about it it's
kind of like milk what kind of wings off 10 photons in a Grade
so you can't, you're mean to tell me.
You can't milk a spinarak? No, well, I mean mr.
Curtis can for sure but most people can't I mean okay not the
Webbing, you know, I'm milk their venom all the time.
That's that's, you know, they are poison types.
So you have to, you know, you have to expunge their venom
glands expunged, you know, otherwise, they get
uncomfortable. Get get get bloated bloated?
Yeah, a real sore. I mean you have a lot of
spinarak. How do you?
I can't ask us. I can't, there's we don't have
time. We don't have the time to
discuss it all the time. That's gonna go ahead and say we
are learning about Chauncey today.
Sadly. It's a very, very rare Pokemon.
I most people haven't seen one, okay?
Unless, I mean, they are, you can't find them a lot of times
at, you know, Pokémon centers or or, you know, any kind of
hospitals, but in the wild, they're not common right.
Yes. Extremely rare in the wild.
In fact, we have one here at the school.
Right? Where are ya?
She's patch this up. Many a time.
Yeah, yeah. Nurse, you know, I didn't work.
You talking about Nurse Henrietta?
No, no. That's that's the that's the
actual human assistant. That helps the Chauncey out.
So, okay, now the chance he's name is not Henrietta.
That would be a, that would be a very dumb name for a chancy.
Wow, that's really stupid about the, the Chauncey believe that
mr. Curtis.
Come on. But so, I actually, I don't have
since they're so rare. I don't have a chancy.
I'm to show you guys today. I don't want to bother the the
nurse. So I just have these It's just a
picture. It's just a picture of chancy so
here's one for you Corbin. Oh thanks pixel for you mr.
Curtis here you go. Okay.
All right. Good core course chassis.
Yours over there. It's the same paper.
Why does this is teixera? Well I just wanted out geez.
Oh my god. Oh jeez.
That's that looks really painful.
If you get a paper cut out he's crying.
It's just a paper cut. Why are you crying like that?
Oh God. Okay man.
If I would have, I would have dropped the real talk to become
a chance. See, he's in pain would, but
she's, I mean, I don't like her in my classroom though because,
you know, she's really busy. And also, she's like she's like
really, really intense and kind of scary.
Sometimes, what would we scary intense?
What do you mean by that? Oh, hey, oh, there she is.
She's writing she says she's here.
Hi nurse. Um, hi, hi.
Hi. Nurse hangers.
First please? Yes, please.
Yep. Come, come on.
Come on. Yes, Excelsior.
I'm sorry. What you just made that up.
That's, that's a her name. Her name is Excelsior named her,
though? Egg, Excelsior.
Oh, that's I get it now, we're going to rename delete.
Don't don't listen everybody. Don't make fun of nurse egg.
Yes, that's him. That's The Afflicted.
Can you patch him up, please? Thank you.
All right. Well, well well there's a
Excelsior is healing up. Chant mr.
Curtis here just can't describe her to me, just a little bit.
Well, she is very big and very pink.
She's not that baby. She's about 3 feet tall is not
huge or a bit more wide stature wise I mean but like looks good
on it shaped he's certainly egg-shaped for sure.
Yeah, this is, this is such a nice, such a nice egg.
Thank you. That's your egg.
Your egg. I could even see it.
She was wearing. She was wearing like, a little
apron over top of it. Wait, so okay.
So can I see that again? Okay.
So she's holding an egg. No girl.
Should we had egg? Yeah.
Okay, so she's flashes the egg.
So, is that like that's her egg and not another Pokemons?
What's the deal there? No.
No as well. That's what?
Learn from the Pokedex entries chance.
He's do lay these eggs. This is, she has created this
egg and she keeps it in a little pouch, I guess.
Keep it warm. Okay.
Okay and it's extremely nutritious and it's you know
again well we'll learn a little bit more about that right now.
I just want you to you know, describe so she's pink.
She's egg-shaped and she has an egg on her belly.
What else? What else?
Could we like? Learn or see here.
She's she makes me so happy to be here.
I'm not, that's not a descriptor, but yeah, sure, sure
she's got like little dreads, right, or like, I was like I was
gonna say I don't know if those are like six ears or those
that's hair or it could be flesh.
I don't know skin skin flaps. Maybe skin flaps on your three.
On each side of her very round, I wouldn't say head but the
whole body is just an egg really.
So it's no, no neck involved here, right?
No, no next year and found out. You can't find a neck here on
this thing, but it does. She does have a cute little pink
tail. It's nice.
Mmm. Like little, it looks A little
bit like she's wearing like pink shoes but I think those are just
her feet. Those are her feet.
Yeah, yes. Oh and all end like how
Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan were all male.
All chances are female. No kidding.
Okay. Oh there's no mail Chauncey.
Okay interesting. Nice, get that nice and
motherly, you know, empathetic attached to them.
I like that. I just I just wish the Excelsior
was just like a little bit less intense with, with the healing.
I mean, I will have to replace that door.
I mean, I guess not uncommon occurrence here but I mean she's
just excited to be a part of you know the Healthcare System.
I think she's like you noticed this but you know now that mr.
Curtis has been you know taking care of and has a Band-Aid and
is all healed up. She's kind of just like likes it
standing at the back of the room just like watching us like like
at the ready in case, one of us hurts themselves like she's like
yeah she's she's kind of breathing a little heavy.
Yeah, I know. It's so intense.
It's like and it's not like that.
She's He's like mean or anything.
It just know. There's just an intensity that
and most most chances aren't like this.
It's just her. She's just super eager to help
out. I'm okay, I'm okay nurse.
See my fingers good now. You thank you.
Thank you Nurse egg there. We really appreciate your help.
Yes, I know you have a lot of other students to treat and what
we're good here going to continue on the lesson.
We'll let you know if we need you.
Okay. All right.
Bye-bye. I did, she swears she can smell
blood. So you didn't like, she didn't
shut the door. Professor, there is no door to
shut. She's just she's badly.
What off the hinges? It's awesome.
It's okay. It's next to the Blackboard over
there. Do you see it?
I see it. It's hard to miss.
So I guess we're just going to leave that off.
Hold on. You said she's a lot of students
to treat. Yeah, they're a lot of injuries
going on at the school. Sounds like a hostile place.
I was just trying to get her out of the classroom honestly.
Okay. All right.
It's really, we have a lot of it's people get hurt.
It's a it's a Pokemon, schoolers the Pokemon are dangerous.
Sometimes I mean, you know, here in our classroom we always see a
live Pokemon and mr. Mime, his clowning class it's
very dangerous as I'm sure you know Corbin yes.
Professor - yes he recently got cities his license.
Yes Professor mime the mr. Mime yeah yeah yeah natural
yeah. That's his name is Professor
mime, he's right but he isn't mr.
Mime, I just wanna make sure we're clear on that.
All right, enough enough messing around mr.
Curtis please. If you could be more careful in
the future, so we don't have interruptions like this.
I'd be very appreciative eye. I still can't feel my finger,
but I think that's because she doctored it up so well.
Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's how that
works, but sure. All right, let's read these
Pokedex entries, starting off in the Kanto region.
The first one says a rare and Elusive Pokemon that is set to
bring happiness to those who managed to get it.
Hmm. So Curtis are you Feel happy.
She did. She did make me feel a lot happy
when she came in. A lot of a lot.
Happy. Not a little happy a lot.
Happy not happier, just a lot happy.
Yeah. My happy man.
Happy. Hit a lot levels and I approve.
Okay. You are a literary scholar.
It's so weird though. How this is written, right?
It's like a rare know. This is Pokemon that such bring
happiness to those who managed to get it.
What first of all is the it referring To the Chauncey.
Or is it the it referring to the happiness.
It brings the happiness to those who managed to get the Chauncey.
Okay, and now, and what happening, I wonder what they
mean by debts. As in like, you know, just see
it like make friends with it or like grab it.
I think it means understand on the emotional level, like when
you look at it and you're like, oh I get you, I get you.
So if you get the chance, if you understand it at a at a
psychological emotional level, you'll also receive Eve
happiness, fundamental down to, to the the Chauncey cells going
through, its body. Yes, yes, yes, very good.
Alright, next 13 says a gentle and kind hearted Pokemon that
shares its nutritious eggs if it sees an injured Pokemon.
Oh, okay, yeah, so what's in the egg is just feeding people, it's
babies, good question. I'm not sure.
I don't. So there's a chance gag, right?
Yes. And there's Pokemon Eggs and
there's a lot that we don't know about Pokemon eggs.
But I think that there are two different things and the only
the only reason we call what Chauncey gives and what chance
he has of. The only reason we call that an
egg is because looks has the same kind of shape as an egg,
right? I don't think it has the same
function. I think it's just like something
that this Chauncey produces as egg shaped and is very
nutritious. I don't think, I don't think it
has the ability to become fertilized and to, you know,
grow a charity to a Pokemon. Yeah.
Or however, however, Pokemon Eggs work because again, we have
no idea. We've never seen it.
We've all all we have are two Pokemon together and then like
will be, we can be watching. I'm for as long as possible.
Can always keep our eyes on them.
No egg second. We turn her head and then turn
back. Boom.
Egg donation done. Yep.
No, it's a mystery. So it's not not a, not a true
gametes is what you're talking about.
Yeah, although I don't know that.
I actually I don't know if anybody has seen a chance that
Ali and well, mr. Curtis, what does a game meat?
Hmm. It's just it's the, you know,
unfertilized egg that then gets fertilized.
It's a All right. Okay, I don't.
But again, do I do no. C'Mon, I don't know.
I don't, I'm not sure that it can never be fertilized in any
way. I'm not sure if that's a
function of this egg, quote, unquote, egg, whatever it is.
Yes, okay. Alright, the next entry says,
'let's very succulent eggs every day.
If it is treated with love and care.
Its eggs appeared to become even more delicious.
Okay, we should, we wouldn't call the honestly, I wish we
wouldn't call them. Exile.
I don't like that. We call them eggs.
It's weird. It's delicious and nutritious.
It is, what about the confusion there?
Because if it's not the same thing, as a Pokémon egg, then
why are you calling it an egg? Maybe it's just maybe, listen, I
think it's better than just calling it Chauncey droppings.
And I think we, as a society don't want to admit that we're
actually just eating a bunch of chansung poop.
It's almost is kind of like Chauncey food, isn't it?
Having its chance? Because I mean, I don't think
about how these eggs are created.
I don't think it really talks about this in the and the In any
of the entries. But like, I mean, you gotta
assume that it takes in nutrients, right?
And eats food. And then generates the, the egg
in its body and then closed, I mean, maybe maybe it has like
two stomachs or something, and it can separate the good
nutrients and the bad nutrients. And then the stuff that comes
out of the good nutrients, stomach is the egg and the stuff
that comes out of the bad nutrient stomach, that's the
poo. Poo.
So why would it absorbed the bed nutrients?
And then give us the good nutrients?
It doesn't absorb the bad nutrients.
It poops out the bad nutrients or but then why would we need
it? Why is it succulent if it's bad?
No, no. The bad stuff that it, that it,
that comes out of, it's positive.
Its stomach, that's the poopoo the stuff that comes out of the
good nutrient stomach. That's the egg, okay, okay, so
so what, I don't know if it takes in any nutrients at all,
right? It's got taking us.
This Psalm, what is the Chauncey?
I mean, No, I don't know. Let's just keep bringing me back
to use and maybe and maybe it will explain a little bit more.
It doesn't hmmm. Alright, moving on to the Johto
region, it walks carefully to prevent its egg from breaking.
However, it is extremely fast at running away.
Yeah. Or running to the scene of a
injury and Prime yeah. Nurse eggscellent there.
No Excelsior. Is her name.
Excelsior nurse egg for sure. Partners a big silly nurse
nurse. Eggy, all of though, you get
Corbin, get I got it. I got so busy.
She can get a little bit scrambled.
Oh my god, when she's running from one place to another, some
could say she gets a little runny.
It's not a job that's over easy. Oh man, it's more over medium,
it's good. I think we did these exact exact
jokes we were talking about, oh my God, and you don't feel like
if I hang out with you guys that were evenly yoked, you know what
I mean? Like, it just makes sense.
It just makes for excellent time.
That one know you are. You did that?
It was better the second time. That's right.
I only got so many in me, Professor.
So, he's all right, dude. All right, let's keep going.
We gotta take a chance. Eon, love here.
Let's just, you know, take a take I think it's Chansey
Chansey on the professor. Okay.
Yeah, you're really starting to Shell out on your jokes there.
Well, you Curtis just copied mine - okay.
Wait my jokes. My joke was excellent.
I don't know about yours, are you okay?
All right. Move on.
We're just using the same words again.
Let's go. Yeah, we're running out of egg
puns. IMac Century says few in numbers
and difficult to capture. It is set to bring happiness to
the In our, who catches it. Yes, I guess it's looking like,
get means I can see why I'd be real real rare than the, because
everybody needs a little bit more happiness in their life.
You know what? I agree with that mr.
Curtis. Yeah, I guess we kind of, like,
hunted them to Extinction or something like that.
I don't know if they're, if they're not drafted into medical
service there. There is emotional support
Pokemon. Well, I think because too many
people are depressed and chance. He's like, I can't heal all of
you. So they just kind of keep to
themselves. But if you manage to find one,
they will make you happy I guess.
So. Yeah, sure, at least, at least
if you're able to harvest out their happiness, glams then
thing you can then you'll be able.
Whoa, no said that. That's the thing.
I assume I assume that that's that they have some kind of
internal organ that no that's not just exudes happiness.
Yeah expels dopamine I suppose. Yes.
Okay the next entry in the Johto reason says people try to catch
it for it's extremely Churches eggs, but it rarely can be
found. Yeah, I mean also for the
happiness thing, but whatever. All right, onto the Hoenn
region. First one says Chauncey lays
nutritionally, man. Chauncey lays nutritionally.
Excellent eggs. Oh, received, he's not qualified
to write this. All right.
No, absolutely not Chauncey lays nutritionally.
Excellent eggs on an everyday basis.
The eggs are so delicious that they are easily and eagerly
devoured by even those people who have lost their appetite.
I wanted one, I was going. It but the professor told me not
to touch it so I didn't. But yeah.
The our nurse is a little bit protective of her eggs.
It did smell really good. I'm not gonna lie, they do the
next entry from the Hoenn region says it lays several eggs a day,
the eggs are a parent, our apparently rich in nutrients and
extremely extremely delicious. You can you couldn't, you know,
confirm or deny that one you couldn't use.
I've never eaten one myself because I don't like eggs, but
apparently, they are rich in nutrients and extremely
delicious, right? Yeah.
Yes. Anything else you want to add to
that or you guys? I'm good.
Okay. Well, I didn't get the chance to
try one earlier, so, you know, I can't comment on how tasty they
are. All right, all right, geez.
Maybe one day, man, starting to get a little bit.
Boiled over there. Oh, like sour.
Please stop. What?
An eggscellent joke Professor.
Just. Keep using the same word.
It's not funny. You're just, we got a bad
jealousy. Go over here.
You're just jealous of my excellent Rapport Corbin.
Oh my God. Mr. Corman literally just
dropped his head onto his desk. I could hear it.
I'm just, I'm done. That's the sound of a man that's
hollow inside. Yes, much like an eggshell.
All right, moving on to this in our region it is set to deliver
happiness, being compassionate, it shares.
Its eggs with injured people but not you mr.
Curtis. Well, I mean, you know, again,
our chance, he's a little bit different from normal chances.
It, it guards, its eggs very closely.
Oh hmm. Interesting.
I think I think we may know why. From this Next Century, it lays
several eggs a day and won't share them with those who have
evil in their hearts. That's it.
Mr. Curtis, you have evil in your heart.
That's why it wouldn't do it. Yeah.
Well I just because you killed that Squirtle, I die.
You did. You're talking about you did.
Yeah. I almost forgot about that.
Remember that when you kill that Squirtle Mmm.
Yeah, I can't see will never give an egg to someone who has
murdered. Oh that, but but I've never
murdered. Two Pokemon.
I don't know what you're talking.
You definitely have. Okay, so you gonna are you gonna
commit to that hand? I'm gonna here, I have this this
book of Arceus here. Please put your hand on it and
say, say that again, mr. Curtis, I, I don't I'm not
religious man. I don't wanna, you know, it just
exists. It's not like a oh no, I don't
think I don't think. He has, we don't want
equivocally true that mr. Curtis killed a squirrel by
Drowning it. All right, I don't need the
book. You don't we ever get any group?
I've never been in? That's never been found to be
true. Okay, you will be indicted soon.
Anyways, enough of mr. Kurtz's ever-growing rap sheet,
the next entry here and the center region says, a kindly
Pokemon that lays highly nutritious eggs and shares them
with injured Pokémon or people Okay, that does it for the
center region and there's nothing new in the you Nova or
Kalos region, which is fine whatever.
I'm a little bit salty about it but you know, it's okay.
Salt is great for eggs. They're just lazy, they're just
lazy. All right, moving on to the
Aloha region. The first one says the eggs laid
by Chauncey are rich in nutrients and a favorite food of
many Pokémon. Yeah, makes sense.
Okay not only are these Pokemon fast Runners.
They are also few in number. So anyone who finds one must be
lucky. Indeed.
Hmm. Or very fast.
Maybe they're just really fast. I don't know.
I mean, yeah, faster than a chance to catch up, chances are
pretty fast though. Apparently, it seems that other
Pokemons efforts to make. It's delicious, nutritious eggs,
sorry. I misread that, it seems that
other Pokemons effort. To take it's delicious,
nutritious egg away from it because Chauncey to get faster
at fleeing. Well, right?
If you don't, if you're, you don't have consent to take its
egg, then obviously it's going to run.
You know, I'm guessing that a lot of Pokémon out there have
evil in their hearts and that's why chance he doesn't want it to
have it, say, and people, and people, and people, some in this
room even. Yeah.
Like mr. Curtis, you killed a squirrel.
I did that once again, never been proven in a court of law.
So, Can't no court of Lock and can contain him.
Yep. Notes.
Right. Alright, the next entry from the
Aloha region says because the eggs on their bellies have been
over harvested by people in the past, the Chauncey population
remains very small now hold up. No yes yes, no.
Hold on Corbin. I see your hand is raised.
Yes, hold up. All right, hands raised.
I have a question. I say, okay, if you could,
please use your paddle and make sure you have the girls night
out. All right, here, green side up.
Paddle. That means I have a question.
Yes thank you. Corin please.
Yes. So that the way that's worded
Chauncey population remains small because of the
overharvesting of attacks that the phrasing there makes it
sound like the chance. He's come from its eggs.
But see, I mean, the, the egg could have something to do with
the reproductive process, but not actually be be the Chauncey
itself. Well, I like be the egg itself
or it could mean that you know, producing too many eggs can kill
a chancy, right? Yeah.
You could make sense that because they could just lose all
the nutrients in their body by because you know, they always
got to have eggs. So but think about, but they're
they're producing eggs on a daily.
This anyway. So like so like does only
produce like one egg a day and then over over over harvesting
it's going to compensate like do like five eggs a day or
something so it's several eggs a day.
So I would say maybe like 3 or 4 eggs a day but they're very,
they're each very rich in nutrients.
So, the more that you take from the Chauncey, the more
nutrients, it has to pump into making more eggs, which means
less nutrients. Go towards little baby chance.
He's okay. What's come out of real Pokemon
Eggs? Not just chance.
Erase. Okay, so it basically is because
that's to produce nutritious eggs.
That means it's, it needs more nutrients.
And if it can't find the proper food to nourish itself then it's
going to die, okay? It's not a whole lot of this is
conjecture. I mean we don't we have nothing
to confirm or deny whether or not you know that is the case.
But I think from what we've read before and our understanding of
can see eggs is what we can kind of figure out.
And also I don't think it would be that hard to, you know, bring
the Chauncey. And back.
I mean all we need to have is one Chauncey and a ditto and
then it's just we're just going to have chances for days.
One Ditto in one Chauncey to make it right.
Coming this summer, coming this summer, repopulation critics
critics review. Its eggscellent.
Ha ha ha there's over again. Quick.
What's the title of this movie? Boiled hard.
Ha ha ha. Very good.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you eggs. Hold on, hold on eggs lightly
boiled hard. No, that's gonna be the sequel.
That's the sequel. That's what people know.
It's the signal, can be boiled harder, exit, Italy.
And in the third one's going to be a good day.
The boil hard and the last one is the spin-off is, it's over
easy over, easy, a boil. That's the last one.
I boiled hard story boil, her the part of the boiled Hard
franchise part of the Yoki world will Dart.
The the ycu the wise? Yeah.
The why I'm gonna animatic Universe the one the yolks of
enigmatic universe. Exactly.
Yeah, of course. All right, let me read these
entries from the gala. Hmm.
The egg chance he carries is not only delicious but also packs of
nutrient. Sorry nutrition nutrition
nutrition whatever nutriyum you is, it is used as a high-class
cooking ingredients. Next Century says the species
was once very slow to protect their eggs from other creatures,
this Pokemon became able to flee quickly, I think.
Wow, that's okay. And then the last entry here
comes to us from the Hisui region.
It says, this pure-hearted, Pokemon shares, its eggs with
the injured. These eggs are so nutritious
that they've been nicknamed, doctors doubles.
Hmm, I don't do drugs, I don't know if that means that the
eggs. I've been labeled as doctors
doubles or that chance, he's themselves have been labeled as
doctors doubles. I think the chances are doctors
doubles because I mean the eggs came from the god-awful
nickname. Yeah there's a horrible
nickname. Yeah yeah don't look at all
these doctors doubles out there. Look at all those that's easier
to just say Chauncey. Yeah, I've heard just say
Chansey Chansey, what? Look at all those all, maybe got
a doctor's double over here. Like who nobody says that, it
doesn't sound it. Sounds almost insulting, doesn't
it? Yeah, this poser.
This doctors double. Listen, I'm glad that that, that
term went extinct hundreds of years ago in his suing.
Yeah. No, it's better left dead and
buried like the people of that time.
Am I right? Wait, are you saying wait?
Hold on, I'm a little bit confused.
Are you saying that the people of that time deserve to be dead
and buried? Or that that's just a fact that
they are dead and buried? Because it was a long time ago,
they deserve it for coming with that nickname, okay?
That's pretty brutal. No, I do.
I do not agree with you on that one.
All right, that's going to do it for the original pokedex entry.
So there is one unique entry. Here comes to us from Don's
Pokedex Ash apparently, never found this one, Ohio, where that
happens. Don's Pokedex says, Chauncey the
egg Pokémon and the evolved form of Happiny will talk about
Happiny later on. Chauncey is a kind Pokémon.
Who shares this egg, with those who are sick or injured dot dot
dot, unless they have evil in their heart.
That's right. That's not in that country here.
But like, it should be because I want people to, I don't want
evil people out there thinking they could rely on the Chauncey.
No, not freak. Maybe maybe maybe a dash is too
evil and they know this is what I think that's when it was all
on me. I mean he's preventing his poor
Pikachu from evolving. So we how's Ash, never seen.
He's never been to a Pokémon Center.
I was about to say, I feel like ashes, yeah, he's definitely
seen one for sure, right? Deep down, he's a Pokemon
trainer. Goes to a Pokémon Center.
Would have to see a chance. Yeah, he just, it's so
commonplace to have maybe the he never even considered pulling
out the foci decks to, you know, probably 2 to consider whether
or not it was registered or whatever.
Yeah, it's like, Jenny, with the Arca nines.
You know, every every Nurse Joy has a chancy Yeah, sure, sure,
sure. All right.
So that does it for the Pokedex entries?
I think we've learned everything we really can about about
Chauncey at least for these Pokedex entries.
So I think it's time to test your knowledge.
My favorite part of the class because it lets you guys, you
know, take the reins a little bit and gives me a little bit of
a break because it's not easy. It's not easy work hard you
guys, I do thank you. No, thank you Corbin, you know,
whilst our gold star, maybe your maybe you're not the worst
person I've ever met. Maybe.
Oh that's nice. Thank you so much.
I appreciate that. Alright, so today I think we are
going to do an essay question so I'll see ya.
Divide you guys here with a kind of an open-ended question and
one that's not really answered in the Pokedex entries, but I
want you to kind of take what we've learned today and take,
you know, your understanding of a chanteys biology and you'll
come up with an answer again. There's no right or wrong here.
So I'm just looking for creativity.
In your answer, the question is, why does Chansey create its
eggs? Now, I'm not looking for
anything like oh just to heal people.
I want to know what first started chance, he's creating
these eggs, okay? But you're saying don't like,
obviously don't cheap out and use the the answer of 0, it just
wants to heal people around it because that's that's what it
uses its eggs for it now, but I don't believe that.
That's why it started creating them in the first place.
Okay. Okay.
So so please, if you could, you know, take your time, write
something up this, let you know. It's we got all day, we got all
day. I've got I got nothing else
planned. So that's good real good.
That's good. All right, I have both of the
answers here. I'm I see both of my students
are looking at me eagerly. I assume that you already think.
I'm ready. Professor more like a chance
here in the corner. Yeah.
Me stop okay. Well, since mr.
Curtis is so ready? And eager to go.
I think we'll start with Corbin. Sorry.
Cool. Alright, so the question that
has been presented among the student body is why it is chance
he lay its eggs. And honestly I would love to
hear some virtual students answer to this to No Lie.
Now, I'm not that interested I've got a kid at wow, man.
Dead silence in the room. That's not funny.
You're gonna lose students there.
They're gonna think you don't care about the professor.
He may not, but I do. I have to greet all your
paperwork, so don't forget to know, okay?
I would love, I would love to see.
I love to see any any work from the virtual students please.
There we go. Why does Shanty lay its eggs?
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you why chance, he
lays its eggs. So, as we talked about in class
earlier, so when Chauncey eats and consumes food the On
nutritious food is expelled as waste, right?
We know that a pretty much every living thing expel some sort of
waste so non-nutritious stuff in the food that it consumes is
expelled as waste. Now some of the nutrients are
absorbed into the body so chance he can, I don't know, stay alive
and then the other nutrients are put into eggs.
I believe that it evolved this method to store nutrients for
later when times were hard or seasons were harsh and it was
difficult to find food. Basically, it's Of hibernation,
if it's a really, really rough winter for like four months or
something like that using chance, he's going to go out in
the wilderness and and find food is that the strongest Pokemon.
It's not. So developed this method to save
some nutrients, and create its own food for later to consume,
when it wasn't able to go out and actually find food itself.
Also, as a bonus, it probably does this to feed its children
during those hard times or just in general, you know, I just
think it's a nice method to kind of feed.
Will happen e. But yes the main primary reason.
I think it does. This is for I guess you could
say hibernation purposes. Okay, that's very good answer
Corbin and now I don't normally do this but I do.
I do have a follow-up question. Okay I have a follow-up answer.
So so why now are chance. He's okay with giving away their
eggs. If it seems like would be a very
precious thing for them to keep them alive.
I would because, okay, with most chance these, I believe are now,
I mean, as we've seen, they're hard to find in the wild but
they're more integrated into society in Pokemon centers.
They don't really have a need for that excess nutrients
because it gives you whatever they want and go to the dining
Halls of Pokemon centers and stuff like that.
They can food is readily accessible.
They don't have to serve to struggle to survive as much as
they used to because her most of them aren't living in the wild.
Most of them are in urban areas with people.
So what are they going to do with those eggs that they had
naturally Just Produce? Well, they're going to give them
to other people to help out whether they were giving them to
themselves or their children before.
Now, they're giving them to humans and other Pokemon to help
them, get the nutrients, they need and heal them.
So, I like very good corporate and, you know, I even even if
you weren't able to and I wasn't trying to like, just be like, I
got you there. Sounds like you were and I don't
like, no, it was, I was just very interested in your in your
answer and I wanted to hear, you know, what you would say if I
You know, Prodigy a little bit. Very good.
Excellent job. All right, mr.
Curtis tough act to follow but let's see what you got.
Okay, so I said JC lays its eggs in anticipation of the egg
pocalypse more accurately. I really hope there's more to
this and it's not just, I hope I hope that that was an in
parentheses. Wait for laughter to die down.
What that pause was. Yes.
Okay, good more accurately. They are a way to store and
transfer nutrients within the close.
The unit Chauncey Community chance, he's our Community Focus
which makes them natural doctors and nurses.
They recognize the importance of the success of the entire
community. So any extra nutrients that they
get they capsulize in the form of a quote-unquote egg.
Instead of storing it in fat that way, they're able to help
themselves and others. Hours and Times of lean or when
injured, this inherent form of self-sacrifice is what is what
has unfortunately led to their decline in modern days at the
hands of greedy people and Pokémon that don't share their
sentiment. Okay.
You know, I think it's a similar to Corbin's answer but I mean I
can't fault you for that, but I think here you are, you know,
giving it more of a community kind of Focus right to it and
which which really does lean into their natural you
Predisposition, yes, predispositions, think of that
but I kept thinking of proclamation, I'm like that is
not the word that I'm looking for their predisposition to go
into the you know that the doctoring field I do like what
you said. The beginning, then it was kind
of like a joke but I do like the idea of it like being used for
doomsday like literally doomsday having a bunch of eggs to
produce for a potential doomsday scenario like oh yeah I gotta be
ready and in case of all circumstances, right?
Right. But yeah.
Very, very good answers from the both of you and I think that
they make a lot of sense. And I do honestly, like, I wish
our bodies did that. I mean, yeah, but my body, with
extra nutrients, just turns it into fat.
And I hate, I know, I hate that and I'm not eating my poop or
yours. So don't ask Never again,
remember the one that's try it, once and then move on been
there, done that. That was a long time ago, in my
past, when I was nine. So I'm a different person.
Now I'm not 9 anymore, so I will not do that.
Hmm, okay, okay. Okay sure, great.
I was, I was more of a thing. I wish we produced things like,
you know, nutritious eggs that we could eat later with the
extra nutrition that we have in our body and that doesn't just
turn to fat, I just wish I could eat and then a hamburger just
falls out of my But I can eat that that'd be nice perfectly
formerly forms. Got its got lettuce and tomato
and everything already on. Sorry guys.
So I guess I gotta run to the bathroom real quick.
I'm about to pop out a Corbin for.
Hey guys, I'm about to drop some burgers.
Sorry, I gotta go to the bathroom, you know.
All right. All right.
Well, the dining hall or the dining hall that I know you
really need to go to a private place when you produce your
Corbin Burgers. That's true.
It's a very intimate thing. I need to be alone.
She's all right. All right guys.
Excellent. Excellent class today.
Sr eggscellent class. Today that's such an excellent
joke. I love it every time for men
laugh, or you fail the class. Oh yeah, I hope everyone's
laughing at home. You better be, you better be?
Yes, but that does it for today's lesson is anybody know
who we're going to talk about next time?
Oh no. Okay good.
I'm using very excited about that core.
Mr. Curtis do you have an ID? You give me a hint.
Um sure it has nothing to do with Chauncey.
What type is it? So then it must be deciduous
event. Curtis shut up.
Is it what type of even is it? It is a grass type 0 then it's
gonna be deciduous. Gotta Buy natural?
Yeah. No, actually, it's Rowlett
lunch. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding! It's not.
No, no, it's Buddy's favorite grass-type Tangela.
Oh, you guys there tangler, right?
Yeah, you remember Tangela. You mean Angela the fuzz?
The ball of lint that dad's in the kids say that's, it's
actually Vines is, what is what it's made of, but, you know, get
your ass up fun. But, yes.
Well, they're more about Tangela next week, but that's going to
do it for today's lesson. Yes, if any students would like
to email me, their short answers for the question today, which
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Professor? Really, I just it's just because
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