Hello there and, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
I'm sorry. It's just, it's just so hard to
to, to, to drum up excitement to I'm, I'm just, I 'cause I know
I'm. It's OK, professor.
I I believe I believe in you, professor.
Don't worry, I'm just, I'm setting up.
Don't. I mean, I would hope.
What? Yeah, I guess take your time.
Set up. We're going to do a lesson, I
guess. Let me explain to the students
here. OK.
Maybe how about I'll introduce my, my, my, my comrades here.
So joining me is my my teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Say hello, Mr. Curtis. Hello hello class, please ignore
the the banging and the hammering in the background over
here. I am just I'm I'm trying to
construct a construct a temporary shelter from from the
impending seems like an impending store so we can get
this recording done. Yeah, and that the reason why
that's necessary will become apparent here in a little bit.
Also joining me here in the classroom to also joining me out
here is our young little Corbin. Corbin, are you OK?
How? How are you doing, Corbin?
I am astronomically more depressed than I was last week
when I had the blissy egg. Yeah, they don't say it in the
poker sentries, but coming down from a blissy egg come down,
it's hard. Well, it is disaster.
That's. Not the only that's not the only
aspect that's made me depressed. It's not just the egg.
It's well, you know, Professor, you said something earlier about
wanting to drum up excitement. I would give anything to be able
to drum again. I cannot because Blissy's
diagnosis was. I tried to be positive about it,
try to be positive about the Blissy's diagnosis and my
overconsumption of milk tank milk that led to diabetes to the
point where I lost feeling in my right hand.
Guys, it's it's hard to it's hard to visualize because this
is a audio medium, but I am now without a right hand.
Look at this look at this. It's a stub.
I don't even have anything for it.
I don't even have like a cool hook or a claw or nothing yet.
It's just as sounds. It's just a mouth.
Look, I have one free hand and then this one, I can't write
with it. I just punch things, punch
everything. Corbin, I guess, I guess what
we. Everything's a fist bump.
I guess what we need to say. I mean he's doing a really good
Riot shoe impression. I know that's so mean.
I guess I have a hand. I guess what Corbin is saying to
make it perfectly clear for all the students at home, Corbin is
saying he is not alright. No, I feel a little bit better
now. Now I'm making fun of Corman is
making. Now you're making fun of the
disabled student. I'm disabled now I can get AI
can get a check. Oh my God, that's great.
I can get a check for disability, right?
And then I can use that to get more milk, tank milk.
It's all. No, no more milk tank milk.
No more milk tank milk Corbin. No more than.
I'm in a rehab once for wrapping.
I'm not going for milk tank. Milk.
They're they're not taking me back.
I'm not going back. I'm not going so Speaking of of
the prior events. You guys are probably noticed
we're outside. Yeah, we're outside.
We're not in the classroom today because there is no more
classroom. Unfortunately, the G's the.
Final episode No no. No, no, no, we're not.
We're not throwing a towel yet. No.
But the, the GCLCBOTSCLC, it had to shut down due to the bad
press and the, the, the payments, because, you know, the
school was liable because, you know, 1 of theirs, one of their
professors was a was the legal guardian of a student who, who
needed to have his hand amputated.
And that kind of drained all the funds that the school had and
they had to close their doors. And we are, we are without a
classroom. We are we.
Don't have anywhere to go we're. Out here in the woods, well.
It's not the woods, it's a park. Yeah, we're, we are.
We are for now, we are kind of, you know, holding classroom here
because again, class must go on. Class must go on.
We're holding it out here in the National Park just north of of
of the Golden Run City. A lot of bugs here, and I don't
like that. A lot of bug Pokémon just kind
of wandering around. I love it.
I think it's great. I felt something crawling on my
neck. I went to smack.
It turned out to be a full cipher and that I had to run.
I almost lost my hand. Man, that would have you.
Should have caught that for the bug catching contest.
That would have been awesome. Except it's a Wednesday, not a
Tuesday, and the bug catching contest is not a Tuesday.
Is it always? Is it only on Tuesdays?
I thought it was on like Tuesdays and Thursdays or
something. I don't know, I don't keep
track. I've been learning how to write
with my left hand. Something kind of.
Busy. Yeah.
How's that going? It's awful.
It looks like it looks like Torchic Scratch.
It's awful. Listen, first of all, your
handwriting before wasn't very good.
Hey, hey, no. Watch it.
But you know, I think, you know, I think you'll learn quickly,
Corbin, I think you'll learn quickly.
Listen, we, we got to find like a little something like a little
prosthetic for your, for your arm there so you can do stuff
with it. A claw, a fake hand maybe.
I don't know what. Something's going to look cool.
Am I right? Am I right?
Nubbin. Everybody leave a leave a
message in the leave a leave a comment on Spotify gun.
Tell me what should I put on the nub that is my right hand?
Depressing poll we've ever done. What should Corbin put where his
hand used? To be Yeah, people are going to
read that poll and be like, it's like, what if they missed the
last couple of lessons and they're like, oh, finally a
legendary Pokémon they're going to talk about.
It's finally getting interesting again.
Corbin's missing a hand. People who are checking in and
haven't listened to like the last 10 lessons are going to be
like, what on earth is going on? And that's on you.
That is on you. I tell you, You got to listen to
every lesson. But here's the thing, listen
every lesson. Here's the thing, I'm not a
quitter. And as I said before, the
lessons must continue. We have to learn about Pokémon.
Just because I don't have a classroom and I'm not sponsored
by any kind of school doesn't mean I'm going to stop teaching
or taking your money that. So that's right, professor,
stick, stick it to the men and I'll have a new classroom for
you relatively soon. Don't worry about it.
I got I'm working on it now, professor.
Somebody, somebody has to tell him that we don't have the legal
rights to build on on the National.
Curtis, you're wasting your time.
We can't build a shelter in the middle of a national government
funded park. You can't do that.
We got to get permits and authorization from the mayor.
I mean like a little lean to, it's a people say from, I mean
the storm that is, I mean, I'm looking up at the clouds.
Those clouds are impending. I will say I have looked into
the void and is staring back at me and it is these thunderclouds
and I we're going to need somewhere to stay to stay dry.
So if you keep working on that, that's probably fine.
Can I interest you in an A-frame, professor?
How about an A-frame? I know you said lean to, but I'm
feeling more like an A-frame, maybe more.
About AB frame. Yeah, I'll take AC frame.
Okay, I'll get working on the C frame now.
Professor, it will help actually to help remind me of the
spherical classroom. Can we get an O frame?
That's so smart, professor, I'll have to tear down everything.
It's so loud. OK, nice job buddy.
But but don't worry, I'll get working on the O frame now.
OK, I can tell that, you know, everybody's spirits are kind of
down and I get that that's fair. But I think the thing that we
got to do to, you know, up our spirits and get really excited
here is read some Poke X entries and learn about a Pokémon.
I think. I think that's the the tried and
true method of, of raising our spirits.
It worked when we were lost in the woods.
No, we're he's, he's yelling to Sidui.
Did you say no, we're not learning to Sidui.
Why are we yelling to Sidui? The.
Sidui aren't in. No, I think I just said I'm
excited about learning about Sidui, Professor.
No, we're not learning about Sidui.
We are learning about one of the legendary Pokémon in the Joto
region. Yes.
OK, alright. See some excitement.
He's he's doing better. Right now I'm feeling a little
bit better now despite my nub. No blissy egg required.
Just the right happy, no blissy
egg. Required so it's a legendary
Pokémon from Johto. Yes, and it's, I'll give you one
more. It's an electric type.
Reggie Gigas. No, that is not from the Johto
region, unfortunately. Mr. Curse, would you like to
give another guess? I don't think Reggie Gigas is
electric type. It's not.
It's, no, it's not. I say Reggie Gigas also, by the
way. Is it?
Wait, hold on. No, wait.
It's that one. Which one's the electric one?
It's the one that has the electric.
Oh, it's Riku, Yes. It's Riku.
Riku. Good job.
Corbin High 5.
It's Zara Zora. We're learning about Zara Zora.
That's not a real Pokémon. You talk to over my good high 5
joke. I'm so sorry, Professor.
Run it back. Zara, Zara, Zora, though, that's
what we're learning about, right?
Zara Zora that I mean, that is not those are words you're
you're saying it like it kind of sounds familiar, but I
definitely don't pronounce it that way.
It's, it's like a, it's like a cat.
It's feline. It's a cat.
It's yellow. Hey, what's a real quick?
What's a cat? It's a it's like a skinny.
Oh. Big Zeora yellows, I say.
I say Zeora. That's how I say that.
Zeora Yeah, the it's yellow and black and it's got lightning
and. I think that I think that is a
sound. Like a little kid describing an
imaginary friend. Which and that's Pokémon baby.
Yeah, baby. That's what that's what we call
the mythical creatures that walk among us.
Pokémon. Yeah.
I don't think that's a that's a mythic or a Pokémon, not a not a
legendary Pokémon. Mythical Pokémon, yes.
Yeah, But no, Corbin was right. We were learning about Raiku.
OK. Corbin.
Yes, yes, I see the.
Answer is no. The answer is no.
You have not seen a Raiku. I have not seen a Raiku.
I do have a question though. What are the odds we'll see one
because it looks like it's about the storm and I don't know why
having this class outside. So like, yeah, we had in the
game corner. Hello.
We could have gambled. No, you're one, you're a child.
You're not allowed in the game Corner 2.
Like we need money to rent space for any indoor area.
The National Park is free space. OK, True.
So I think this is the best list we could offer.
And yes, it sucks that's gonna rain, but Mr. Curtis is making
an O frame, and it's gonna be a very nice, very nice little area
as soon I'm sure that he'll finish it before he starts
raining. He's basically halfway done,
right? Now almost done.
OK, good. Almost done.
Good. Good good good, good.
Keep it up. I would help but I can't.
Physically, I mean, you could, you could hold things.
We could hold a thing for. Him I can hold something and I
can push my nub against something.
I. Mean, yeah, yeah, you can.
By the way, it healed up very nicely.
Like I gotta say, like it's, it's like, it's like a nice
little nub. Yeah, it does.
Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to, I forgot to show you guys.
So last week's Pokémon, which was obviously Jillian de Blissi,
she did make this, which is, hold on a minute, it's a shoe
box and it has a little tombstone that she made for my
hand. It says, rest in peace, Corbin's
hand right here. Look at this box, see?
And inside of it, if you open it up, that is, yeah, that's my
necrotic hand. So now we're going to, it was
bury this. I think we wanted to bury this
out in the National Park. So it's here in the Johto region
forever. So I'm always a part of this.
Wow, that's beautiful. Honestly, that's that's the
beautiful thing you said, Corbin.
Yeah, Mr. Curtis, can you, can you bury this underneath the O
frame? So it's a part of the
foundation. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Just just yeah. No, that's all right.
Just it's just necrotic severed hand.
I don't understand. What the problem is?
Yeah, what's the problem? Okay, yeah, I'll put it in the
hole over here. Thanks, Corbin.
Thank you. But Corbin, you brought a good
point earlier. I didn't really like put the
connections together. But yeah, it does look like a
pretty gnarly thunderstorm is rolling in.
And also Raiku is the Thunder Pokémon and we'll learn a lot
about Raiku, how it's kind of like related to.
So we'll see it today for sure then.
I'm not making any promises, Corbin.
I'm not making any promises. I mean, some people say that
there have been Raiku sightings in this area recently and maybe
I think Portia told me upon like re listening to one of the
lessons there was, she says she thinks that there was a Raiku
cry found in the audio of one of our lessons.
So I mean, oh really? Yeah, Raiku's around.
Yeah. And you know, but maybe listen
areas, our students heard that. Go back in and re listen.
Yeah, go back and re listen and maybe you'll hear a Raiku cry.
Who who knows? I didn't.
I don't listen to the lesson, so I didn't.
Hear it? I didn't hear it.
Yeah, but yeah. So anyways, we're we're gonna
learn about Raiku. Maybe by the end of the lesson
we'll see Raiku keep an eye on the storm because it's coming.
But I'm gonna go ahead and read some Pokedex entries if that's
OK. That's fine.
Now keep the, keep the. Spirits up, Keep the spirits up.
Keep, you know, get a little bit of sense of normalcy here.
All right, it's Wednesday. Wednesday as we read Pokedex
entries. That's what we do.
So the first entry here from the Johta region says the rain
clouds it carries let it fire thunderbolts at will.
They say that it descended with lightning.
So it's a fire type then too. So fire and lightning type.
No fire as in like. Oh, like shooting it.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
Yeah, now does let me ask you something, does it?
Let me raise my nub. But.
Cormier, you don't have your hand raised.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
Sorry. You do.
I didn't I. Have my arm raised.
I didn't. Notice.
That sorry. Yeah, no, it's like, yeah, it's
like I'm waving around a little short baseball bat.
So my question is, where does it fire the lightning out of?
Does it also have an utter like milk tank?
OK. All right.
No, it doesn't. But that does remind me of the
nipple ability scale that I think we should.
All right. About Oh no, professor, I don't
think that was a good idea. So Raiku, does it look better
with nipples or not better? Yes.
But like, where would they be? Do we?
Right on the forehead. Oh, I kind of, I know you
haven't seen one Corbin, but kind of does have I'm.
Just guessing. Nothing's on his forehead.
I've. Seen artwork of them but like
yeah. Also, no, it doesn't come from
it's nipples out or it's utters or whatever.
Now it's as the Poconic century says, the rain clouds it
carries. So it has rain clouds with it,
and it fires thunderbolts from those rain clouds.
OK, OK, OK. So it's like, OK, so it's like
remotely shooting it from the clouds above it in the sky.
Gotcha. That's yeah.
I think we'll learn a little bit more about these rain clouds as
we read on. So let let me keep going here.
Gotcha. The next entry says a Pokémon
that races across the land while barking a cry that sounds like
crashing Thunder. Yeah, I mean, like we've heard a
lot of Thunder today already, so.
Any of those. About it.
There was a weird kind of like noise I heard in the Ella Kid
lesson, but I thought that was just Mr. Curtis, his stomach,
his tummy growling. His his stomach.
His stomach. His.
Tummy. His tummy, His stomach.
Tummy. His stomach.
His stomach, It could have been, yeah.
I mean, like I said, there's been a lot of Thunder crashes
today. Could it could have been, could
have been Raiku just telling us where it is.
Yeah, it could have been. It's saying, hey, Professor
Jacob, I know you're teaching a lesson on me.
I'm here, I want to, I want to be seen.
I want to be heard. Right.
I feel that right too. I want to be hurt too.
Yeah, the next entry here says this rough Pokémon.
That's weird. This rough?
Rough. No, as in like what's what's?
Hardcore, yeah. I guess I don't know.
This rough Pokémon stores energy inside its body.
Then it sweeps across the land, shooting off electricity that
is. Really.
That is cool though. I know that's a cool
visualization. It's very nice that it, you
know, helps keep, you know, different areas of the of, of
Johto clean because it like, you know, all the sweeping that it
does. Oh God, there's hear that one?
Hear that joke. Oh.
Corbin, you have to laugh. You got to laugh.
You got. I know you're not feeling it
right now, but if you laugh it will trick your brain to being
happy so. I mean, I can laugh, I can't
clap. I'll never clap again.
That sucks. We'll get you a prosthetic and
you can clap with that prosthetic or whatever.
I'm sure it's fine. Sweet.
And by We I, now more than ever, we need your support on Patreon.
Yep, to get me a prosthetic. Yeah.
If it is a Mr. Mime glove, I will send it back.
Corman, you're writing your own lore.
No. All right, let's move on to the
Hoen region. The 1st century here, says
Raiku, embodies the speed of lightning.
This The roars of this Pokémon send shockwaves shuddering
through the air and shake the ground as if lightning bolts had
come crashing down. Dang.
Talk about. Power.
I know it's going the distance. It's going for speed, that's.
What it sounds like. Yeah, it's all about speed,
Raiku. And, you know, I think that's a
really good, you know, the thing for the Pokémon that's supposed
to represent lightning. Of course, of course.
Now I wonder how fast this do we do we find out in the Pokedex
entries how fast this thing can run?
No, I don't think it mentions anything about like exact speed
unfortunately. It just says it's like it's kind
of. I don't even think it says it's
as fast as lightning. Yeah.
Is it more? Is it more lightning or more
Thunder? Because Thunder is not as fast
as lightning. I will state that the Pokedex
entry that we just read said Raiku embodies the speed of
lightning. OK.
So I would say to that question, Mr. Curtis lighting.
It resembles the speed of lightning.
So like it resembles it? Or does it actually accelerate?
Embodies. Embodies.
Embodies, embodies is different than this thing can actually go
the speed of light, because that's crazy.
If Reich who can run at the speed of light, that doesn't
make any sense. That's insane.
Yeah, okay, but lightning. So yes, when we see lightning,
right, that's moving at the speed of light, 'cause that is
light, right? But lightning itself isn't
necessarily light, right? Like it, it's, it's, it's not
Lightning isn't instantaneous. It starts in the clouds and goes
to the ground, right? Right, right, right.
So I'm I'm actually talking out my ears.
I don't know if this is true or not.
I think it's true. That'll talk out of your butt,
professor. So I I, I don't think it's the
saying lightning something moving with the speed of
lighting, it's something moving with the speed of light isn't?
It like didn't I? I think I heard in a science
class. You've got a rage.
Interesting. You've got a rage.
Oh, sorry. I'll raise the left you.
Yes, OK. Yes.
Is it the whole thing with lightning that like, didn't you
say this in the Ella kid lesson or am I just tripping?
I don't. Know what I said?
It's like it has to do with. It an Ella kid lesson.
We did an Ella kid lesson. Yes that we do.
That was when I plugged into the wall, then I licked and then I
stuff happened and then I flew across the room anyways.
So you didn't lose the limb from that that's.
Crazy, I've been into so many instances where I could have
lost something. Yeah, but this is the first time
you had lasting impact for the the the the lasting
consequences, except for when you kicked the curse.
You would have thought it would have been what are the 242
Pokémon that would have resulted in a permanent injury, but no,
it was diabetes. Kids.
Get it checked. Get it?
Checked. Don't.
Don't drink milk. Egg.
Milk, yeah. Don't drink milk.
Egg milk. Not too much of it.
So I mean I guess. Nope, lost it.
What? Something I'd said in the yellow
kid lesson. Oh yeah.
So isn't the whole thing with lightning is that it's like
positive and negative charges and the light comes from the
atmosphere burning between those two charges, right?
Yes, I believe so, Yes. That's very cool.
I believe so Sky quickly. I think I think everything the
professor says is. Gonna.
Quickly Google lightning. Well, one second make sure.
Professor is putting up his little Rotom laptop and typing
in How does electricity work? Does it go boom boom?
Lap ZAP. Strike What is electricity?
How does it work? Can I lick it?
Can I touch it? Can I grab it?
OK, it does say near instantaneous release of energy.
OK, alright, cool. That was right.
Like Miltank? Like Miltank the other day with,
you know, with the little. Boo.
Yeah, instantaneous release of energy.
It resulted in my death. Yeah, no, you're still alive.
It's the death of your. The death of my hand.
That's right. OK, all right, all right, so I
love this. Let's keep, let's keep reading.
Dang, I should have read up on how lightning works before doing
this. Lesson I know it's a good thing
Porsche cut all this out. We'll see.
It might be a short lesson otherwise.
The next entry from the center region says it is said to have
fallen with lightning. It can fire thunderbolts from
the rain clouds on its back. This thing's got rain clouds on
its back. Is that what that that purple
stuff is in every picture I see? I never, I never realized it was
a cloud. Me, honestly, me, me neither.
It kind of has like it has clouds like qualities, but it
definitely looks like hair that looks a little puffy and kind of
like clouds. Like I would say that that's
hair, rain clouds. I always thought it was a Cape.
It just wanted to be a superhero, so it was wearing a
Cape. Yeah, probably.
It's its own superhero Raiku Man.
It sounds like it flies based on some of these entries because it
talks about how it descends to the ground and all that stuff.
Maybe I'm mishearing it but I don't know.
It sounds like it comes like from the sky.
Yeah. I mean, so a couple of you're
right, Corbin, a couple of Pokedex entries have stated it
descends with lightning, It has fallen with lightning.
I think that's when I think what it's trying to get at is that it
originates from thunderclouds and it comes down when lightning
strikes the ground, I think. It probably just jumps really
high and takes in a bunch of electricity from the clouds and
all that stuff in the atmosphere, and then it just
shoots down with an electric bolt.
I think it'd be kind of cool. That'd be that'd be pretty sick
to visualize. Sure.
But I think we're overlooking the fact that it has rain clouds
on its back that it keep. It keeps these rain clouds on
its back, right? It's not a part of its body, it
just keeps it there. Maybe it's a part of its, I
don't know. It says the rain clouds it
cures. I guess it may not be part of
its body. Okay, so let's see here.
We just read the Sino Pokedex entries and guys that does it
for the regional pokedex entries.
Whoa, what? Really a Lola series?
So you Nova A. Lola didn't want to put a spin
on that ball. Kalos it's all the same that
we've already read a Lola no entries.
Galar no entries. Hisui no entries, nothing.
In Paldea I do. Legendary Pokémon that has
amazing powers. It's the same thing with the I
feel like the legendary birds, it's like they just don't have a
lot of information. And I'm like, why?
This is pretty because we don't know much about them, because
nobody. Can study them I guess you know
it is Johto based legendary Pokémon so I guess I can
understand why you know because it's like I'm pretty sure Callos
is pretty far from here and Alola is very remote.
They don't have. I mean still though, you think
that they would if if they'd want to write something, and
it's been proven that they will write stuff that is all hearsay
and folklore. So it's crazy.
They wouldn't write anything Lazy in my opinion.
I would say lazy. That's pretty lazy.
Yeah, exactly. So let's see.
Now Mr. Curtis is raising. Yeah, Corbin's dead.
Why are you raising mine up? So I'm gonna say Corbin, Corbin,
you have a question. Yes, your hand is raised.
Well, you're raising my necrotic hand.
Oh, stop. What do you see?
Why don't you take it out? You're supposed to bury that.
Corbin, Corbin, do you look like you had a question?
Yeah. So Corbin.
You're raising the question for me using my severed hand.
That isn't. It's weird I don't have a.
Question anytime, anytime you have something to say, Corbin,
just let me know. I'll hold your hand up.
For you. No, no, no.
I have another hand for that. That's there's two of them for a
reason. Unless I keep drinking more
milk, which I might. So he has not learned his
lesson. All right, fine.
No question, Call. Me double nubbins, sorry.
I'm moving towards that. Your new rap name.
New rap name Double nubbins. Double nubbin.
So, moving to the unique Pokedex entries, I have something here
from Professor Neroli. It says this Pokémon embodies
the speed of lightning. Yeah, we coward, you know that.
It said that when Raiku sleeps deeply, you can hear a rumbling
like distant Thunder in its breath when it wakes.
No, I think. Yes.
What I think that's, I think that's Corbin's belly.
That you? Oh, yeah.
Actually, yeah. He's lost a lot of weight since
last week. And yeah, I had to purge the
hand. Yeah, yeah, I lost a little bit
in the hand, but yeah, that belly has shrunk down.
I had the big milk belly for a while, and now I've just purged.
How'd it go? Juice cleanse.
Milk belly baby Corbin. Hey.
Call me that. Don't get that training.
Porsche play the milk belly baby music.
The what we. All know what it is, Porsche
beats 2025. Let's get him, let's get him,
get him, get him, get him. That boy of milk belly baby.
A milk belly baby. A milk belly baby baby.
That boy of milk belly baby. He's a milk belly baby.
A big, big belly baby full of milk.
A boy of milk belly baby. A milk belly baby A milk belly
baby that pour of milk belly baby.
Here's your milk belly baby. A baby belly baby full of.
Milk Porsche's really going to add a new Jingle this late into
the game, OK? I don't know, maybe it might pop
up, it might not. I don't know.
I don't know what she's going to cut out.
Who knows? Milk.
Belly baby. Music.
Who knows, who knows. I was in the middle of raiding
this poke Pokedex. Go for it, go for it, sorry.
When it wakes, it sweeps once more across the land, roaring
like crashing Thunder. Yeah, we knew that.
Totally. God, it's, it's starting to rain
a little. Bit.
Oh gosh, yeah. It's coming down.
Hey, Mr. Chris, you done with that, that O frame yet?
We done. Nikki, hurry up.
Let me just give you a thumbs up.
Oh God with. Corbin's nasty.
No, in my hand, that's. That can't be this.
Put it back in the box of Berry. This is not sanitary.
Yeah, he told you to bear. OK, he just buried my hand
already. I'll go, I'll bear.
OK, Yeah, but no the the the O frame is ready for.
You so if you wanna. If you wanna.
Let's get it. Let's let's get into there.
OK. Yeah.
Wow. Because it's it's really
starting to come down now. Oh, there's a door to it and
everything. Beautiful.
Look at that. Oh, OK.
Wow, that's a very loud, creaky door.
Oh yeah, and that and that deadlock that he put on it.
Here's the Curtis Chunky. Shit, wow.
Cannot get out of this building now.
I hope it doesn't get struck by lightning and light on fire.
I love the fire pit though. It's cool.
Wow, Is that Sabrina? Did you get Sabrina in here to
to light the fire? Yeah.
Yeah, that would melt us. That would melt us.
No, only listen only if she's trying to melt us.
It's right now. It's nice and warm.
I have another entry here and I gotta say I'm excited.
This comes to us from Jimmy's Pokedex.
Yeah, from Jimmy. Jimmy, Right, Jimmy.
Yeah, old good old Jimmy Jimmy's poke.
Old Jimmy had something to say here.
It says Raiku Jimmy the Thunder Pokémon.
It's said to have descended to Earth on a bolt of lightning.
Ride the lightning. Am I right guys?
So that's interesting. So none of the other entries say
anything about that. But then you have random Jimbo
here trying to claim that it came from space.
We got another alien, everybody. Well, no, no, no, no, not, no,
no, not from space. Yeah, just send it to Earth.
Lightning doesn't come from space, yet from the sky it.
Doesn't. Oh, no, it's been, it's been a
day of tragic, a week of tragedy for Corbin.
First of all, he found out that first of all he lost his hand.
Porsche told me that lightning comes from the moon and the
moon's not real, so. So Lightning's not real.
Don't listen to what Porsche has to say.
She's. No, she's saying like she's
saying the moon is not like created by natural means.
It's like a projection and then that creates the Thunder or the
lightning, which is real. I don't know.
It's one of her real truth ideas, she.
Just tells God real truth. Ideas.
So yeah, that's that doesn't for all of the Pokedex entries here
for Raiku. I told you it was very short.
It was very limited, which is why when this happens, I like to
try to like, you know, expand your brain a little bit.
I want you to see if you can like draw some conclusions,
figure out what we know about Raiku, and try to figure out a
little bit more and. That's fine, but I suck at
drawing now. It's just the left hand dude.
So we're not drawing, not actually drawing today.
We are doing an essay question. All right.
Man, I'm screwed. So here I want you, I'm going to
ask you a question and I want you to kind of expand on it.
There's no right or wrong answer.
It's just kind of like, you know, it's just kind of like, I
want to see what you think. I want to see if we can expand a
little bit more on Raiku. So the question is, how does
Raiku generate its rain clouds? Now this one can also be changed
to how does it like hold on to the rain clouds?
If we don't think that, if if you personally don't think that
it generates rain clouds, it just from the sky, it captures
rain clouds and keeps them with it.
You can also do it that way. But yeah, so basically like the
rain clouds it has, how does it get them?
How does it keep them? Yeah.
So I'm interested to hear what you have to say.
Please no hot air balloons. And that's no hot air balloons.
No hot air. Oh, but Professor, the.
Curses scribbling through his pages, ripping it up.
You get through the light, the nice little trash can.
Nice little wooden trash can. He made that.
Sucks too man. OK guys, take some time, write
some, write some good like good essay here oh.
I've got a I'm gonna have to start all over from the
beginning. What's getting bad out there,
Professor? Yeah, it really is.
It's really, really the rain slamming against the window pane
that Curtis Curtis, where'd you buy this window pane?
Like it's an O frame and the entire like O part like the the
inside part is a. Frame the.
Beautiful window like. Yeah, I blew it myself.
I'm forgetting what it's called. What's What's the glass?
O frame. No in in churches.
What's the? Steeple stained glass.
Yeah, that's OK. There we go.
I got it. It's beautiful stained glass of
it's. I think it's depicting Corbin
getting blasted by milk tank milk.
Right. Yeah, Yeah.
And then over here, if you look in this corner, there's you and
and me and and myself and I. Look right there, all three of
you. Yeah, that's right.
Three of you. Yeah, 2312, there's some of you.
Yeah, Okay, Are we done? You guys are not writing
anymore? Yeah, yeah.
I'm done. I was just like, I was just
gawking at the insane, insanely designed window that you made.
Mr. This is so intricate. You did the essay in like 10
seconds and then you just made this window really quick.
Yeah, I I put it, I put a lot of hard work into it.
I blew the glass myself. So I.
Mean. I mean, oh, that blows.
It's it's, I had that little. That's why Sabrina's here.
Sabrina, you know, helped me make the furnace to melt the
melt the glass and blow it myself.
So nice, it's beautiful. Not good to see you.
Hey Corbin, you want to read me your your essay, the essay?
The question was how does it generate the it's rain clouds or
I guess you know, contain it's rain clouds?
Well, this is very simple and this is because of my science
learning that I can answer. This I can't wait.
So Raiku not only can obviously control electricity as an
electric type Pokémon, but it can also manipulate the wind and
air and the electricity in it obviously.
So when it's outside, I think the most plausible thing is that
Raiku uses the it's natural electric field because obviously
every living thing has got electricity running through it
and use the electricity that's innate within the earth and it
can control that. And what it does is I think it
heats the air directly above it. And then as you know, obviously
it waits for a moist day and it's moist outside.
It's going to heat that air above it and heat the water
molecules above it. And then eventually it's going
to use that control manipulation to to spread them out and expand
it and cool the water eventually.
And then it's just going to naturally form those rain
clouds. And because it's already
supercharged, it kind of uses it.
Those rain clouds is like a battery for it to shoot
electricity out of. So it already has an innate
electricity, but the rain clouds give it somewhere to store that
electrical charge. And I think it does that, like I
said, with manipulating the wind and electrical charges through
its body and. The wind in its body it's.
Farts and it's able to use because.
It's saying it uses its farts to make the rain farts farts.
Oh my SO. Funny.
I wish I'd thought of that. That was that's good.
And it. Parts.
Yeah, it's.
Like furiously scribbling. Yeah, it naturally, naturally
heats the air above it. OK, electricity.
So. Three parts.
Electromagnetic induction I believe is the term.
That's the word. You're telling me that?
I thought it was electromagnetic liposuction.
That's what they did to you to get all the milk out.
Oh right, that's what it was. Called Oh wait, that was
milkosuction. A milkosuction.
Yeah, OK. I'm sorry, what was I, what was
I saying? Yes, that that really threw me
off. I was going to say I was going
to be I was going to be, you know, I was going to be a little
bit disappointed, but still, you know, happy with the answer of
uses an electromagnetic field to contain the rain clouds.
But I really really like that you're saying that it heats the
water molecules enough using it's electromagnetic properties
to cause it to condense and then and then expand into clouds I
guess. It's heating the water molecules
on a waste. Day.
Yeah, sure. But yeah, OK, sure.
You know what? I'm not gonna think too hard
about that. I think, I think that's a good,
I think it's a good and very interesting answer, Corbin.
Good job. Thank you.
I like that. Mister Curtis, it's your turn.
Let's let's hear your. Thoughts.
I'm sorry I I I didn't even think about the whole fart
aspects using. I know I didn't either.
I yeah, I should have included that here, but no, no, no, no.
I think my I think my answer here is good.
So how as we know from the Pokedex, Sorry, let me just get
a quick sip of my I'm I'm. Glad that you were able to get
here. Is that miltek milk?
Can I have some? No, it's my SAP.
OK, please. Much healthier.
All right? I was never.
In misses, No, not misses, no. You and Cassandra can enjoy that
SAP together. Thank you.
Where's Cassandra?
Why is Cassandra here? Oh yeah, no, I pulled her out of
my backpack. Yeah, I.
Thought you had it. You stole her from the school.
That was the school's property. Oh yeah.
I did, I stole her, but that was it.
Technically, because the school was foreclosed, she belongs to
the bank now. No, she belongs to me.
No, no, Corbin, No, she does not.
You cannot own a Pokémon. That's right, you don't have a
license yet all. Right, Mr. Curtis.
Confiscate. Confiscate.
Tell that to Lucky. Come on, Sandra.
Come on. Come on, Cassandra.
No. Dang.
It you can have, you can have some of my SAP here, Cassandra,
that's OK. We're going to put you down in
the quarter here. But don't do that.
Oh, like let her lay down, OK. Yeah, yeah.
I was like, jeez, it's not my hand.
Don't put her down. No, no, no, no, no.
OK. Yeah, no, your hand's over here
in the box. Corbin, please.
OK, as we know from the Pokedex, Raiku descends with the
lightning from the clouds and we also know that it holds charge
in its body. That means Raiku's fur,
especially on the back, are basically is or is made from the
same thing the dryer sheets are. Oh.
Yeah, dryer sheets. In fact, you may ask what came
first, the dryer sheet or the Raiku?
I would never see that I. Would.
Defer the fur disperses the negative the native electrical
charge. Negative or native?
Say which is it? Which is the native Native.
OK, the. Native.
No, no, hold on the native negative electric charge.
OK to the inside of to the inside of the Reiku's body, like
a dryer sheet disperses static electricity from the clothes in
the dryer. Then that leaves the outside of
the Reiku's fur with a positive charge.
Now, we know that all positive opposites attract.
So when the Reiku descends from the clouds with the lightning,
the positive charge on its fur attracts the negatively charged
thunderclouds, making them stick to it like a giant ball of cloud
lint. And that's how they're always
closed in clouds. Closed in clouds.
Clothing. Clouds.
You know a lot. A surprising amount of dryer
sheet understanding from a man who clearly never washes his
clothes. Listen, I just because I have.
To learn a lot about your fears. Despise them doesn't mean I
don't understand them. You have to understand your
enemies. I mean, sure.
OK, so this is this is a full Electro or electromagnetic
attraction. Here is what Mr. Curtis is
describing. Yeah, I think that's very good.
I think it's interesting that it's an unintended consequence
that it's not something that Raiku is controlling.
That's sure, they can maybe control lightning, but they're
not actively capturing these clouds, just they happen to
stick to them. I think it's very good, Mr.
Curtis. I think I feel as though the
Pokedex should have expanded more on how these clouds are
created or generated or captured.
But I think we did a good job. And you know what?
I'm just gonna start writing. I'm just gonna start.
I should really start writing my own Pokedex entries and say,
yeah, you know, well, don't do. That.
Now it is believed that be they can capture the rain clouds
because they're electromagnetic bomb.
And then I'm gonna take your theories and pass them off as my
own. There you go, you would want
nothing more. I would.
I would be honored, Professor, honored.
Yeah, OK. As a.
User AR1. Sorry, what was that?
Nothing, sorry I just I was telling the Cassandra or
something. Oh, OK.
OK. All right.
Well, that's going to do it for today's lesson.
Oh. My.
God, Oh my God, it shook. Oh, did.
You guys, guys hold on look, look at the look at the giant
stained glass window here the. Beautiful stained glass window
with intricate designs and I'm sorry, I'm going to strike that
again. What is that?
It's like the smoke is starting to clear a little bit.
What? It's the Raiku.
It's the No. Click, click, click, click.
Corbin, Corbin, it's. I need you to describe it.
I need you to describe it for the students so they can know
what we're looking at. Quadrapedal yellow body, white
underside. It's got a star looking it's
it's. Stalking towards this professor.
Oh my God. It's coming right up to the
thing. Oh my God, Fangs.
It's got a black little helm part and it's got those purple
little clouds of the bed. I got an idea.
Hold on blue tail, butt and
claws. And that's it.
Corbin, step back. Scratching at the window
scratch. Me the window.
What is going on? Hold on.
I got the door. Hold on, I got it so loud.
Hey you. Hey, you get there.
That's. Corbin's hand.
Well, that's my hand. What are you doing?
Oh, I just there it goes. Don't.
Throw it around, it's I think it's playing.
Is it playing with my severed hands?
Yeah, yeah. See, I knew that where you.
I knew this. Just like the team, it is gone.
Wow. Good, now we could we could shut
and latch the door again. That was so I was so worried
that it was going to come right through my stained glass window.
I got to mess up all your work. I really got to hand it to
Raiku. I got to.
Hand it to Raiku. That joke?
I got to hand it to Raiku, that was not what I was expecting.
I was going to hand it to you for keeping us safe, Corbin.
OK, sorry, I'll say that again. Professor Porsche will cut this
out. Say it again.
No, it's OK. It's OK.
I'll let you make the joke, Corbin.
It's only right I'm not. Well, this hand's all that's
left, so. True, true.
It's all you have left. I thought it was supposed to
bury that. We're gonna have a whole
memorial service. Cassandra wrote something,
right? No.
Dang it. No, Dang it, guys.
That was, I gotta say, exhilarating, I think.
Three coolest things that have happened.
Yeah, in this class. That was crazy.
And it's crazy, very intense. It would have never happened if
we were stuck in that dusty, dank old classroom.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? The Golden Rod City Learning.
Center. Hey, well, buddy.
Got that, Got that one. Hold him down.
Hold him now. He's getting too rough.
Oh, Kimmy. He left the spot, dude.
All because a few mistakes. Yeah, I mean, it was really the
Saffron City Learning Center that really pulled the cord and
decided not to fund the Goldenrod City Learning Center
branch anymore. Them too, you know.
Yeah. So I think it's it's OK all
right, I think I think we need to look in the silver.
I think this is exciting and these next couple lessons coming
up, I think we should use them. I think we should use them to
our advantage. Let's seek out these legendary
Pokémon. Let's go and see if we can find
next week's Pokémon as well. Ante, by the way, I'm just gonna
say it. We're.
Oh nice. Guys, did you?
I do your research because next week we're gonna find Ante.
We're gonna find it. We're gonna go on a journey.
We're gonna go on a trip and we're we're gonna figure out and
where Ante is and we're gonna. Find OK we don't have money so I
need to call Donnie J and have him wire some money.
Oh, he already texted me back. He said $10,000 in your bank
account check. What?
Johnny, Jack. Donny.
I know he's got that much money. He's been working overtime at
the Saffron City Learning Center.
Does he know that they basically let us go?
I feel like he should stand in solidarity and quit his.
Job, I mean it's. Kind of not.
Not if he's funding our. Not if he's funding our.
Our. But hey, Patreon donors out
there keep on funding, but you know, we still need your support
as well. But yeah, with with with Donnie
JS money, we could like get some really good camping gear, maybe
some some equipment here. Buy a ton of milk.
A ton of milk to bring with. Us No.
Mr. Kurz. Take his.
Take his phone. Take his.
Take remove his. Access from that?
No, no, I'm trying to tell it Donnie Breeze brick.
No. Dang it, I was about to order
some milk. OK guys.
So that's that's be prepared for that.
Next week we're gonna be we're gonna be hunting Ente.
Yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun.
Until then, you can send a Gengar mail to me, the professor
at wwopokemon@gmail.com. I guess I can using the.
I think this will need to buy a laptop because they my laptop
belonged to the school and they took it away.
Who's were you using today? And we're not using any.
We just have a recording device. I and I have the physical copies
of the. Oh, that was a calculator.
Sorry. The physical copies of the OK, I
got a this Porsche still working with us.
We could probably pay her. It's fine.
We'll get we'll get Porsche. Porsche.
Hey. Homies.
Where did you? Where did you come from?
You came from, You were in the recording device this whole
time. Yep, been here the whole time,
Sam. Wow.
OK, that's surprising. Yeah, I thought, I thought they
took they they took you down when they when when they took
down the computer servers at the gold you.
Can't stop the unstoppable. No, that's right.
They'll never take you down. You're with us the whole time,
baby. That's right.
High. 5. You don't have hands either.
That's nice. OK.
Yeah. All right, guys, you know what
this isn't this isn't the end of welcome to the world of Pokémon.
And we got, we got more lessons in US and I'm looking forward to
it. We got more stuff you can find.
Gang is all here. The gang is all here we got.
Porsche, that's me. We got Cassandra, we got, we got
Sabrina. That's right, a lot more.
People that I was expecting to find after we got kicked out,
but you know, it's whatever. They're leaving with us.
I love it. All right, yeah.
So we'll look up for that. You can find more stuff we do on
YouTube, and you can find stuff on Patreon as well.
We got a lot of stuff going on. Check in the description below
and you can find it. But until next time class is
dismissed.