Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this this lecture on Pokémon biology.
Joining me here in the classroom today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
How are you doing, Mr. Curtis? Oh, professor, I'm so happy to
be back with you in class again for another week, another lesson
about beautiful Decidui. It is time.
I'm so excited. No.
For this class. We're not learning about OK
this. Has.
Been We're not learning about Decidui.
Don't get your hopes out. No, we're not learning about
the. CI, no.
Are you sure, professor? I mean.
Yes, let me check my notes. Yeah, no, we're not learning
about the CDUI. It'll.
Flip through until I find when we're learning about Decidui.
Yep, still flipping. Yeah.
Yeah, still looking. There we go.
Here it is. There's Decidui.
And what number of Pokémon is that again in the Pokedex?
Well, I mean, it's, I mean, well, obviously it's if, you
know, we're looking for, you know, if we're considering from
#1 to in the national, national Pokedex.
Do you mean you know? National Pokedex, one being
Bulbasaur, you know. What number are we at with
Decidui? Uh huh.
Decidui obviously is going to be and did you OK?
It's obviously it's 724. OK, so it's literally right
around the corner, Yeah. Right.
Right around the corner, Right? So roughly roughly 500 weeks
from now, assuming we don't take any breaks or go back to bi
weekly and. Assume yeah, which we will.
Which we definitely will are. Also joining us here in the
classroom today is, of course, our young, wimpy tiny little.
Little baby boy, baby. Sweet baby boy.
Sweet little arms, baby boy. Corman.
How are you today, Corman? I have been working out.
Thank you very much. Oh.
Really. I have been lifting.
Take a look at this bicep. Yeah, it's like a like a limp
spaghetti noodle. More power, more pain, baby.
Look at that. I've been working out.
I even brought my dumbbells to class today so I could work out
in between Pokedex entries. They are a pound and a half per
dumbbell. Don't judge me on it.
And they do squeak sometimes, like they sound like little
rubber. Toys like when you pick them up
and put them down, they do a little.
When I pick them up and put them down.
So like, ready. Oh yeah.
Yeah. It doesn't sound intimidating,
but it's a heck of a burn, you know?
It's about the reps, not the weight, you know?
Yeah. The form.
Really, it's about the form. Yeah, alright, 100. 101. 100 you
just started. That's not 100.
Don, give me a call. No, that's 100 today.
Today, OK. Yeah, I did.
I did about 94. Before is that usually how you
count reps and sets? You just it's all one big set.
It's just like all spread out amongst.
Just. Spread out throughout the day,
yeah. It's just to keep me constantly
toned. He's, I mean, he's constantly
reppin. That's that's the Corbin.
That's me constantly reppin T-shirt with my face and a bicep
on it. Not your bicep though, because
we want to sell these. That's really.
Yeah, it's this. It's this bicep.
Look at you. Whoa.
Mr. Curtis, I know you were jacked.
Jeez, look at the size. That's the size of my head.
Sounds like your arm's going to RIP.
Yeah. That's the fabric on his his
trench coat, all you can see his bicep.
Bicep through the trench coat, Yeah.
Yeah, through both trench coats. Yeah, his outer one and the one
with hot rod flames underneath it.
It's crazy. Oh.
My God. All right, put that.
Put those weapons away. Mr. Curtis.
Jesus. I didn't get tickets to this gun
show. No.
That's right, I do. I do it all for you, professor.
Well, I don't like that. OK so before we get into the
lesson proper, before we learn about the Pokémon, we are going
to read again Garmin. No ifs, ands or buts.
I'm gonna read it and I'm gonna ask this Gangar mail comes to us
from a student named Chrysalis. What'd they say that's?
A flower, right? Did you say it's a flower?
It's a flower. Isn't that chrysalis a flower
type? No, it's a flower.
No, it says OK, here let me explain.
They say, howdy, my name is Chris, short for Chrysalis, as
in, you know, Metapods and kakunas and the.
Like I'm thinking of a chrysanthemum.
My bad. Yeah, yeah.
And that's just a flower. I don't think it's a Pokémon.
I mean, it's just a flower, not? Yet you never know.
That is true. Who knows what Pokémon are out
there in the regions that haven't been added to the
National Pokedex. True.
I don't because they aren't important to me.
Like like once you join the big leagues of the national Pokedex,
then I'll. Come talk to me, yeah?
Spend. I'll spend my time learning
about you, but until then I don't care.
Nope, don't care. Chris, we've got true Pokedex
professor. What'd you say?
This is spoken like a true Pokedex professor.
It's. True, that's true so Chris's
Gangar Mail goes on to say, as you can probably tell, I'm a big
fan of bug types, though I'm reluctant to say that with Mr.
Curtis as your only point of reference.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Like right, Cuz I mean, going
off of what I know of bug type fans is they're weird and
they're. Tall and they're slimy and they.
Have crazy biceps that we've never talked about before, but
Chris is getting our male goes on to say.
Also like Mr. Curtis, I'm a professor's assistant.
My professor is the head of a lab which studies a newly
discovered group of microscopic bug type Pokémon.
Microscopic. I mean, how do you get them
microscopes that small? OK, sorry I won't bore you with
the details, but my professor thinks that these microscopic
Pokémon might be able to help fight diseases in humans and
Pokémon. Well then how come they haven't
been? Yeah, explain that, Chris.
Maybe they have to, you know, breed him, breed him into a
super, a super micro bug. Like, just like I'm breeding my
spinach. To be bred into something.
Super breed everything to be super.
Selective breeding am I remember.
No, Chris goes on to say. To that end, it's my job to help
him discover more of these new Pokémon.
If I do discover a new microscopic Pokémon, I might
have the honor of naming it. Oh, hey.
That's cool, hey? Maybe you can name it after Mr.
Curtis. How about Spinner act 2?
Yeah, what about Spinner act 2? Spinner act 2 got MU two we got
porygons. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
I can't wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Minerak. I like that small I.
Think he likes it? It's hard to tell sometimes.
That was funny. That was funny, Professor.
I love that. That's a good.
That's a good name. I like that.
Minarak. Sometimes I hit I.
Minarak, I prefer Corbin. Don't you get it?
You're not. Laughing.
I get it. No, I get.
It Yeah. You're not laughing though.
Corbin is the thing. Oh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Thanks Chris's Gangrel males
goes on to say Sylvion, Quagsire, Claude, Sire, and
Xerneas are some of my favorite macro Pokémon.
Maybe you could help me find similar names for any new
species I find. I mean, I think I just gave you
the golden name right there. I mean.
You just got it, Yeah. I'm happy to find to take any
other suggestions too. I'll wrap this up now, but I
wanted to say thank you for sharing your lessons with the
world. While I'm already a certified
trainer, listening to your virtual lessons help me calm
down and fall asleep at night. Dang, so I.
Told you you you're boring. So I guess we should Nix, whoa,
I guess we should Nix that air horn segment.
We were about to do this lesson. We should switch it out with an
ASMR segment with some mic brushing instead.
How? About that, yeah, to help.
People fall asleep lots. Of, I don't know, maybe we'll do
it. Maybe we'll do it.
My assignment today was tell me what you think about the Pokémon
using only air horns, but I guess that's accepted.
And use a little bit of a oh. God, I bet I don't like ASMR,
no. A little bit.
And this is like the worst ASMR too.
Yeah, I mean, listen, no, I forgot what I was gonna.
Say force to keep it in. Well, thank you so much Chris
for this wonderful Ganga. It's really interesting.
I gotta say. Interesting research.
Crazy to know that there might be some bug type Pokémon that
are so small we can't even see them.
Yeah, Mr. Curtis, what do you think?
This is Gold Star worthy. I think so.
I mean, promoting, you know, the greatness of bug types and you
know, obviously researching them some more.
I think it's great. And I, I, I, I will certainly
give you a Gold Star, Gold Star for you, Chris.
Gold Star awarded, man, but be careful.
I I know that there's been some inflation with the Gold Star
market recently. I mean, yeah, it's been given
out 2 gold stars. I know.
No. That's why I can't afford to
give you another. Listen, we're going to try our
best to keep these lessons as calm and uneventful as possible
so that you can fall asleep to them.
No, Curtis, we're not doing the air horn.
Stop doing the air. Horn stop.
No. God put it away.
Why would you choose then to do it that's so mean?
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Anyways, OK, so does anybody know who we're learning about
this week? It's not a situation.
I think we are. We made the joke already so we
don't have to make it again. Roll it.
No it's not. Roll it.
It's a hair cross. We've already learned about
hair. Cross.
All right, we've already learned the hair cross.
Well, you said it was a fighting type last week, right?
I do remember that. Curtis, you wait.
Hold on. You did.
You did the hair cross lesson, Mr. Curtis.
That's true. That's true.
Is it? It's a if it's a fighting type,
it's Embraw, right? That's not the only fighting
type. No, but sometimes I'd keep track
of, you know, which ones we, I have a hard time keeping track
of which ones we've done and which ones we haven't done this
time around so. I mean, same man sometimes like
I'll look back. I'm like we did lick a tongue.
We did a lesson on lick a tongue.
I can't. Believe it when?
I don't know, I don't remember it.
I. Don't remember that either.
I could have said anything in that lesson.
Yeah, I mean, we probably did. We were kind of crazy back then.
Probably still a lot of stuff I shouldn't.
Have. Yeah, exactly.
Pretty unused does. Anybody want to take one last
guess before I tell you who we're learning about?
It's a little fighting type, right?
It's a little guy. He's a little dude, little boy.
By Sharp. That's not a fighting type.
Was it Tyrogue? Yes, yes, we are learning.
Wow, how'd you guess that? I just thought of the second
little dude that came to mind. I mean, I was gonna go, I was
gonna go for Timber. I thought Timber was a.
Yeah, that's, that's a little guy.
That's a little, that's a little gay guy.
No, we are learning about a Tyrogue.
Tyrogue, also known as the Scuffle Pokémon.
OK, the old scuffle shuffle. We have learned about a couple
of evolved forms this Pokémon, OK?
We've learned about Hitmon Lee and Hitmon Chan, OK?
Yes. OK.
So then the whole out of order thing got you.
Well, I mean, it's it's the order of that they were added to
the National Pokedex, so cool it.
Yeah, buddy, there is an evolved form of tie rogue that we
haven't learned about yet that we're gonna be learning about in
next week's lesson. So I won't spoil it.
Hey, OK all. Right.
Has Corbin, Have you seen a TIE rogue before?
You know, there is one that occasionally works out in the,
the school gym here that I see every now and then.
But I don't know, he's kind of got this attitude about him.
I try to steer clear from him. He he, he thinks he's hot stuff
and tries to out deadlift everybody and sometimes he gets
a little bit, he starts throwing plates around.
So you know, that's one of the reasons about my my weights to
class. Today is cuz I think he's a
lunk. Yeah, it sounds like a lunk.
A bit of a lunk in my eyes. A little bit.
A little bit of a lunk, a little bit of a gym lunk, a little bit
of a meathead. So yeah, yeah.
So again, I joined the gym to try to bulk up a little bit, but
I thought I'd bring my weights here just to, you know, keep
myself. OK, well let me know.
So I have seen one. Does that tie Rogue look
anything like this? Tie Rogue here.
Yeah, that's actually that's him.
Oh, hey. Oh, whoa, really?
OK, yeah, yeah, he's a little bit of a little feisty.
I was wondering why he his name was Lunkel.
Lunkel. Oh, his name.
Oh, I never got his name. I just steer clear from him.
Lunkel. OK, yeah, Lunkel the tyro.
Yeah. Real, real living up to the name
there, Lunkel, aren't you? Lunkel, it's nice to meet you.
Don't smack my hand away. Wow, jeez.
He went to go shake his hand. I want to shake his hand.
He smacked my hand out of the way.
It's not very nice. All right.
So Corey, you want to describe uncle here?
It's the class mean for one I guess.
Mean is a mean little mean little fella.
Small it is bipedal. He's got 2 legs and it looks
like he's wearing shoes like brown shoes and brown pants.
No shirt on. It's body and skin is like kind
of a pinkish color. It's got three fingers on each
hand and you know, weirdly enough, similar to last weeks
Pokémon, similar to smear goal. It has little bands around its
wrist too. Now I don't know if that's
something to put there for training or if it's born with it
or what, but it's got like little like white bands around
its wrist and also it's abdomen. And you know, here's the thing
about this guy. Doesn't have any nose, doesn't
have any ears, has these, doesn't need pads, doesn't need
them. Has these pads on either side
where the ears would go. And then it has like 3 little
like ridges coming on top of it, not horns, like 3 little ridges.
And it has these very fierce looking kind of oranges eyes.
And you know what? Something about this tie rogue
that I've noticed about Little Uncle here, he likes to bend
over a lot. He's bending over like he's
ready to like fight or wrestle I think, right?
Looks like. He's going for your weights
there, Corbin. Hey, those are my weights.
Do not touch those. I wouldn't.
Please do not touch my weights, uncle, if you don't get off my
weight. Oh.
Picking Corbin up over his head like he's and he's about to like
drop him on his knee. Oh my God.
Oh my God, I've had enough. Go go grab my.
Legs and swing. Oh wow, you swing him around.
God, please, I've had enough. OK, OK, that's enough.
Local. That's enough.
All right, hold on.
Come here. Come.
Here, come here. Oh gosh, she's so man.
That's so I haven't. Taken this is how you do it, no?
Mr. Crowd pile drive to the ground.
See local. This is how you have to do it.
You flip them around that way and you pile drive them down
into the floor of the class. Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll we'll
have to meet up in the gym after this and compare notes a little
bit. Thanks.
Thanks, local. I appreciate.
It padding for this classroom or something?
There's way too much, too many people getting hurt.
Corey, are you OK? You're breathing really hard.
Is did your lung collapse or something?
I think I have like 5 broken ribs.
Okay, well that's like you have so many ribs you don't need all.
Yeah, yeah. You don't need them all.
That's it. Let me just prop you up in the
chair here. Is that smelly rock?
Can it rewind time? So that didn't happen.
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
There's space. Rock.
Space from that Porsche gave us. Yeah.
Porsche. No.
I told Mr. I didn't like it. I told Mr. Curtis to put it
somewhere secret, somewhere safe that we'll never see it again.
So Dang it. Sorry.
I'm gonna. Have to live with this pain.
That sucks. I mean, OK, how about this?
After the lesson, you can go see the nurse.
Okay, OK. Oh, he's grabbing your weights
again. He's he's, he's working out.
You can. You can take him.
I don't care. Yeah, he started working out and
then he realized how weak that like how light they were and
just drop on the ground and walked away.
That's. Fair, yeah, not very
intimidating with the squeak, huh?
Yeah. You don't seem so cool now.
I was kidding. I was kidding.
I guess I probably could have put him back in the Pokeball as
he was beating you up, Corbin. I'll go ahead and do that now,
yeah. That's probably yeah.
Wish you'd done that. OK.
Sorry, come on, local. Bye.
Local. All right.
Wow. Cool, done that 10 minutes ago.
All right, let's read a little bit more about Tie Rogue so
maybe we can avoid something like that in the future.
Corbin. So you don't probably be good.
No, your butt kicked by his tiny little baby boy with Pokémon.
Okay, all right, settle down. He's only two feet tall, all
right. God, he's so short.
Alright, so the 1st century. I mean, no, he was very tall.
He was very. He was very.
Big he is only about it's Yeah, it's the average height of a
tire. He's about two feet tall, so.
No, he felt like he was like 7 feet the way he was fling me
around. He wasn't that small.
I'm bigger than him. Yeah, you are bigger than him by
a by a lot. Which is crazy that he's able to
pick me up like that. Yeah.
All right, so the first entry comes to us from the Johto
region. It says it is always bursting
with energy to make itself stronger.
It keeps on fighting even if it loses.
I mean, I couldn't imagine it losing though.
Man, that is not after seeing that there especially.
No, that's very, that's very encouraging though.
Should be a T-shirt or something where it's like fight even if
you lose and it's like a it's a tyro with like brass knuckles or
something. Yeah, and it's like, you know,
it's all bruised up and beaten up and stuff.
Wait, brass knuckles? Yeah, sure, why not?
I mean, I don't know, it's, it's OK I guess.
Sure, give it a give it a sword too.
Who cares? Yeah, give it both.
The next entry says even though it's small, it can't be ignored
because it will slug any handy target without warning.
Yep. OK, I kind of got that.
It'll give you a little bit of a warning though, Corbin.
Yeah, I know. I know what I was.
I know that there was a small chance of that happening when I
try to take my weights back, but they were mine.
He shouldn't have stolen them. That is true, That is true, But
you know he can also kick your butt and therefore anything that
is yours is also his SO. By default.
By default, yeah, that's just that's by the Transitive
Property Corps, and you should learn that.
The next entry says to brush up on its fighting skills.
It will challenge anyone. It has a very strong competitive
spirit. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I like that. It's honestly like we talk a lot
about how Pokémon, how some Pokémon out there just are.
You should not use them in battle.
There's not made for battle. They will not do well in battle.
Tyrogue here 100% should be used in battle.
This is This is a Pokémon that fights.
Fights and wants to fight, you know?
And wants to he craves. It and honestly like gets upset
if it doesn't fight. Yeah, next entry here says it
comes first from the Hohen region.
It says Tyrogue becomes stressed out if it does not get to train
every day. When raising this Pokémon, the
trainer must establish and uphold various training methods.
So requires a lot of stimulation, that's true.
But you need, you always need a rest day, right?
You can't just train no every day.
You can have you can have a rest hour, Mr. Curtis, but not a a
full day. Are you crazy?
Hashtag no days off, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, no days off.
Rise and grind is off. Rise and grind.
That's right. How can I forget about rise and
grind? Can't.
It's impossible. Yeah, a term that we that we
coined here. Exactly.
Never been thought of before. All right, continuing on, the
NEXT CENTURY comes to us from the Sino region.
It says it is famous for its eagerness to fight and always
nurses injuries from challenging foes, always nursing injuries.
So I mean, in addition to fighting, it's also very good at
first aid. Apparently so, yeah.
Or maybe not. Or maybe not very good at first
aid since it's always nursing them.
Yeah, you'd think it'd be better at that by now.
True, there's plenty of there's plenty of Pokémon out there that
can heal Pokémon up right away, so the fact that it's constantly
nursing stuff makes me think that maybe it's not super good
about getting the medical help. That Well, yeah, but it doesn't
like, it doesn't want help from anybody, right?
I guess it doesn't want to take handouts.
Like, sure, it could be friends with a milk tank, right?
And the milk tank could just give it, you know, it's it's
milk to get to heal up faster, But it's like, no, I I want
that's cool. So I I'm only good because I had
a milk tank give me their milk. No, I do this on my own.
Is what I'm assuming it's It's. Thinking it's mindset.
Yeah. Right.
All right. You're right, Professor.
So moving on, we got a bit of a dry spell here.
There's nothing in you Nova, nothing from Kalos, nothing from
Alola. Galar just repeats what we've
already seen, and Hissui just doesn't have anything.
Paldea, I know, I know, it's this is not really captured the
hearts and souls of many other Pokémon professors out in the
other regions, unfortunately lame.
In Paldea, though, they say this earnest Pokémon battles all
sorts of opponents, searching for the fighting style that
suits it best. So it's still learning like it's
fighting, but it's still learning.
Still wants to learn something new and new ways to fight.
Yeah, I mean, if we remember Machop was very, very similar to
this. Like they, they are always
fighting and always like testing out their strength and learning
new fighting methods, which I don't know, I would be, I would
think it'd be cool to give like I mean just to train one and
like using a sword or something. That'd be kinda cool, actually.
You know what? No, no I don't.
Wanna see that cuz I'll probably get cut in half.
Well, yeah, yeah, not like up close.
Yeah. No, no, thank you.
Like maybe like a TV show or something like it's the TV show
is I'm a tie rogue but all I have to fight with is this
sword. World's Greatest Swordsman where
it's just tie Rogue squaring off with long swords would be kind
of cool. Wait like a bunch of tie rogues
fighting each other with long swords?
It's like tournament style, yeah.
Or maybe it's like a tie rogue and they're trying to learn the
long sword, but everybody's like, you can't, you can't do
that. Tyros can't use web and you can
only fight with your hands and feet.
And he has to fight against the odds to prove that a tyro can
become the long sword champion. Right.
See, that almost sounds like a narrative film.
So yes. Yes, it's telling a story.
It's telling a story as opposed to like a like a like a reality
show. Yeah, it's not a reality show.
It's, it's a real, it's a real gotcha.
A novel. It's a novel I'm writing,
actually. Inspired by a true story?
Yeah. Yeah, OK, so next entry here
from the Paldea region says it's intense desire to become
stronger and stronger drives it to recklessly train its body and
challenge any opponent it can find to battle.
So, I mean, so we saw how that went with Corbin, right?
One easily. Wasn't that wasn't really a
battle, let's be honest here. It was more of a smackdown.
A little bit of a warm up for for tyro.
You know, yeah, honestly, it's just like a quick it's just AI
think it could do it in sleep, I think.
I don't think it even broke a sweat.
All right, I, I I tried to fight back a little bit.
All right, let's settle down. Did.
You. I don't think you did.
No, it didn't seem. Like I think I did.
I think I mean I, I, you know, tried, I like kind of like, you
know, gave off like a positive vibe and energy.
You totally didn't resist at all when I palled drive.
Purely vibe based combat. Why, like I thought the tears in
my eyes would? Would you know, say, hey, I mean
no harm, Let's let's be friends. Would like make the floor
slippery and make it trip or something right?
But you know what they, you know what they say about the, the
vibes, right? That's like, you know, 70% of
the the the battle is just the vibes.
That's what you. Really.
Yeah, If you've won the vibe battle, you've essentially won
the entire battle. That's all I got.
I just got approached Lunkle with better vibes next time and
I'll win. Right.
Yeah. All right, so that does it for
the regional Pokedex entries. There is one unique Pokedex
entry. It comes to us from Ash's
Pokedex. It says Tyrogue, the scuffle
Pokémon. Tyrogue is well, that's
interesting. It says Tyrogue is the evolved
form of Hitman Lee and Hitman Chan.
Is that the case? That is, that's not the case.
That's the that's. I feel like that's the the
opposite, right Professor? As true as you got to check the
settings on your Pokedex because it ain't right.
Yeah, it says Tyrogue is the evolved form of Hitman Lee and
Hitman Chan. It has a small but very
energetic body. Same.
That's OK. I mean I'm guessing there was
still a lot that we didn't you know about Tyrog and it's
relationship to him on the hit my chin at the time that Ashes
pokedex spouted that utter nonsense.
We can't rely on anything but the regional entries for that
reason right there. No, no.
Wow. Wow.
OK. All right, Corbin, I guess I'll
give you full marks for that, for that assignment, what, 2
weeks ago? I listen, I I never forget a
thing. No, but none of the students
even know what we're talking about right now.
They never do. They just sleep to this.
You saw though, you listened to the last e-mail, right?
They just, they just sleep. They don't listen to what we're
talking about. We could say anything now.
That's it. You know what, Mr. Curtis?
Wake him up, air whorem. You got it, professor.
There you go. Wake up.
Sorry if you're driving. Driving, you shouldn't be doing.
You should be listening and taking notes.
You shouldn't be doing anything else.
Yeah, that's. Right, Henry, see you right now.
It's not coming. That's not a name of a student.
I mean, it might be, but. Sarah, Sophia, Billy.
All right, all right, enough of that.
So that does it on all the Pokedex entries on Tyro.
Does anybody have any questions any any lingering you know,
curiosity is about Tyro. If I come up to lunkle in the
gym and when his back has turned, I clock him in the back
of the head, is that unethical? Yes, you will get sent to jail.
Yeah, OK. Can't do that.
Can't, can't do a surprise attack like that.
OK. All right.
Just checking, that's all I had. OK, I'm curious.
You know, clearly Tyrog is very strong.
We saw that when Yeah. Yeah.
Picked up Corbin. He's got very spindly arms and
legs though. Like where is all Yeah, how
we're coming from? I don't know, People wonder the
same thing about me and I, I end up surprising a lot of folks.
So I mean, you know. I mean, surprised me how much
your butt got kicked from that tyro so I guess.
It was it surprising though? I mean, come on.
OK. So that's going to do it for for
this section. Let's move on to the testing
portion of the lesson. Today we're going to do a skit.
Oh, acting. Hey, I'm not good at that.
We'll try that. So let's let me let me go ahead
and read the rubric for a skit real quick.
OK, so you must include information we learned in class,
and you must demonstrate an understanding of the unique
attributes and abilities of the Pokémon, right?
Three. The presentation must be at
minimum 3 minutes long and focus primarily on the topic assigned.
And 4th is. You must use two of the three
props provided. What are those props?
What is that prompt? Let's see.
Let's hear.
One of you is an injured tyro who's trying to keep training,
and the other is a trainer who's trying to convince it to rest
and recover. So I think this might be the
first time that one of you gets to play a human.
Whoa, I. Mean, I guess, I guess the
trainer. The trainer doesn't have to be a
human. It could be any.
Yeah, or something. I'm a champ.
Or it could be a hairy Mama or something.
Yeah. Hariyama, I think is what that.
That's what I said. All right, so here are your 3
props. 1 is a vinyl record, 1 is an air fryer, and one is a
toothpick. Here you go Corbin.
Hold this toothpick, please. Ow ow.
Hey, you shouldn't hurt the students, Professor.
Yeah. Like David I I handed it to him
and he grabbed it himself. I didn't do that.
I mean, the way he pointed at me, it felt like it was an
attack. That's all.
This is a safe place, all right? It's no no place to be beating
up on our students here. Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry, Corbin. I roll.
All right, let's go ahead. Take some time, do your skit,
and then let me know when you're ready.
Professor, we have designed an eloquent and beautiful skit for
you. Wow, OK.
And Are you ready, professor? A really good story, The great.
Are you going to? Are you ready to get swell,
professor? Can you tell Mister Chris that?
Because I don't know if he's if he's doing an elegant voice
there. Mr. Curtis, come on, you have to
get into character a little. Bit that's right.
We gotta get, we gotta get in, we gotta get into characters.
Getting prepped. All right, here we go.
Let's draw the curtain. I'm not I'm not doing the the
the like narrations or anything. I.
I feel like it's, I feel like it's more enjoyable if you just
take it in. Just take it deteriorative
professor. That's in order.
Now give me 20 of taking it in. I'll read the actions.
OK, here we go. OK, and action.
An exhausted Tyrogue falls to the ground after an incredible
workout. Sesh, I'm pooped.
Trainer Curtis hands him water. Time to hit the showers, little
champ. Tyrogue smacks the water bottle
away. No, no days off, I must keep
going. Tyrogue gets back up and grabs
his £150 dumbbells. Curtis gently grabs his little
hands. Ha ha ha ha.
Rest is important for the games, young Ty Rouge.
Go get go. Let those muscles recover.
Tyrogue's size. I've never know what rest is.
All I know is the love of the game, the fight.
Curtis grabs A toothpick from his backpack and begins to
think. I I just have to think.
Curtis grabs a final record and record player from his backpack
and begins to put on calming classical music.
Now relax. Curtis draws a bath and gestures
for Tyrogue to enter. Are you sure?
Absolutely. While you do that, let me put
out get you. It's a protein gain.
Tyrog enters the cool bathtub while Curtis grabs a bag of a
bag of Blaziken breasts. He seasons them and puts them in
the It's in the air fryer, which he also pulled from his
backpack. Are you enjoying yourself?
Can I at least? Do 1 pull up.
No can't do muchacho now eat your protein gain.
Curtis hands him a plate of food.
Tyrog let's out a big sigh as he inhales his dish and settles
down into the bath. This is nice.
Curtis blows an air horn and breaks the record player.
Bridge over back joy. And scene very nice Mr. Curtis.
I love the character choice. Wow.
OK, so you did get all the. All of them, baby.
You did get all of them. You know what?
I'm going to give you a bonus point for that.
Hey, hey, yeah. So you know what?
You know what? Good job guys.
That's fair and equitable, Professor.
Portia play it. They have any music?
I haven't heard that in a while. I know, bring it back.
All right, now here's the bad news.
That was only a minute and 40 seconds long.
Obviously. Yeah.
So you're gonna, you're gonna get a two and two out of four on
on that one. Oh dope.
How long is it supposed to be? 3 minutes. 3-3 minutes.
Oh dope, professor. Yeah, he's a little bit short on
that one, unfortunately. Well, it's.
Just like tyroke. Yeah, well, so the the prompt
was you're, you're an injured tyro.
He's trying to keep training even though it's injured.
I didn't really get the the the fact that it was injured there
at all. Yes, I hear you.
I should have. We should have added in a bit
about muscles being massaged. Well, I mean like I was thinking
like a broken arm or something. Oh well, everybody knows that's
how you build strong muscle. That's why I tear down the old
one. That's right.
Not bones. Bones don't work like that.
Well, most of them. Who you ask?
Curse is still in character and we need to free him.
Your method stop. You included the fact that it
doesn't have any. A free professor, A free back.
Oh, thank God. Are you OK, Mr. Curtis?
I know you get really deep at the characters.
I'm sorry, I just, I just, I, I was chandling the protein gains.
I couldn't I I I went too deep too too deep down the protein
hole. Oh God, the.
Protein hole. I don't like that.
Yeah. I don't, I don't know.
I don't want to think about what ways we could incorporate that
on AT Shirt. You know what?
Let's. Not straight down the protein
hole. No, I, I thought, just protein
hole on a T-shirt. Picture of a picture of Tyrogue
on the front of. The no God no, that's even
worse. No, no picture at all.
Just protein. The Texas just says protein
hole. There you go.
Anyway, so the only information that you really include from
Pokedex is the fact that it doesn't take days off it it has
to keep Eric wants to keep training every single day.
Didn't really I don't feel like you really captured the the the
aggressiveness and and the the go get them attitude of a of a
tyro or a Thai Rouge as. I don't know.
He kept trying to grab the weights. 150 lbs Yeah.
True. That's true.
I'm gonna give you a three out
of four on the first one, but then on the second one, you will
take it a four out of four. OK.
So, yeah, I mean, listen, you got some rough points there.
You really took a hit at the the time, the time one, but you did
get that bonus point for using all three of the props.
So hey. So I think I think it evens out
to the passing grade. Good job, good work today,
everybody. Corbin, how are your ribs
feeling? A little bit better but I still
think I have a collapsed lung so I need to get that checked out.
Yeah, you go see Russell in after.
At least Russell. Yeah.
All right, So does anybody know who we're gonna be learning
about next week? Now, this is the evolved form of
Tyrogue, all right? And it's not him on.
Chan No. No, obviously Hitman Lee.
Well guys, we we know from the Pokedex entries that Hitman Lee
and Hitman Chan evolve into Tyrogue so.
Right. So it's gonna be him on top
then? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We are learning about Hitmon Top next week.
Isn't that gonna be fun? Are we excited?
Another fighting type? You know, maybe we should have
done a fight Stravaganza for this.
Oh, I know. We should have gone around and
gone to gyms and, you know, fought people.
Yeah. Man, hey, maybe still time we
might do that for for a. Time.
Maybe we will, I don't know, but you guys will have to tune in
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Hole. All right, guys, I think,
listen, I think that's a pretty solid lesson if I do say so
myself. But that's going to wrap it up
for us. So until next time.
RIP RIP RIP. Till next time.
RIP RIP. RIP Porsche play the wrap it up
music Porgon 2 version. Oh the oh, oh, here we go.
Porsche on that beat. Let's go.
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