Hello there, and welcome to the world of Pokémon.
My name is Professor Jacob, and thank you so much for attending
this lecture on Pokémon biology. That's right, I'm I'm still
doing lectures. It's the end of the world as
everything's gone to to crap and it's all.
I mean, but we're better to have have our end of the world lesson
at I mean, I feel like this is a great place.
OK. Well, OK.
Yeah, I mean. Quick.
Real quick, before we, before we really get into that, let me go
ahead and, and introduce my, my, my compatriots here, my, my, my
fellows at the end of the world. My teaching assistant, as
always, is here. Mr. Curtis, how are you?
How are you doing? I'm doing well.
I've, I've settled in nicely here to in, in this location
we're at. I'm not going to say where we're
at yet because the professor's going to tell us that in a
second, but you know, I've, I've, I've got.
Unfortunately, I was not able to recover the O frame after our
our sojourn to the the hit. I know Corbin OK.
Corbin, calm down. I know, I know.
You're sad. It's OK.
But at the old frame with a stained glass window.
I have, I have worked an endeavour to to build us a
classroom here for us to enjoy and and I think it's gone pretty
well. Oh, yeah, I, I sorry, I didn't
notice the, the modifications around here.
Yeah, but you've, you've really done a lot of we'll talk about
that in a second. Also joining us here today is
our young trainer and training, Corbin.
Corbin, how are you doing? I'm not going to lie, I've been
better. I mean, it's this classroom that
you've built, this makeshift class that you've built, Mr.
Curtis, it's fine. But everything is all spinner X
size. The the tiny little desks, the
tiny little whiteboard. It's.
The perfect size, you may say. Like I get the situation that is
that that that is our world right now with well, I'll let
the professor explain, but I'm I'm really scared.
I've been better. I hate that we're, you know, in
such a horrific state of the world right now towards the end
of the joke entries. It's making me a little bit
worried about our future. And I think it's only a matter
of time before we die and the Hellfire and wow.
OK, well, you know. Who, who taught, who taught you
about Hellfire Corman? Because it's, you know, a young
child like you shouldn't be worried about that kind of
thing. You know, I read a couple books.
You read a couple books. You didn't get any influence
from Gordon there. I know Gordon's pretty pretty,
you know. Gordon does have a lot of
apocalyptic things to say. He was saying a lot of.
Extremist, you may say. Right.
And, and obviously Portia has her real truth ideas that she
shares. She thinks that, you know, the
whole planet is a big Pokémon that's just angry that we're on
it and just trying to expel humanity because we're a cancer.
That was her. That was what she said, not me.
That's right. Those were her real truth ideas,
not yours. I mean, at least we're not stuck
in the escape pod like we were for the last lesson.
OK. I mean that that was pretty.
Tight. Tightly.
Constricted in there so. And I don't even remember a lot
of that. I was having some brain issues
down there in the water. I think I got a concussion or
something. Okay, but thank you for that
segue, Mr. Curtis. Let me go ahead and explain kind
of where we are now. So last lesson, if I'm
remembering correctly, again, it's foggy.
We got launched out of the water by Lugia when it, you know,
flapped it's great and terrible wings and that kind of sent us.
It's grippers, as you may say. Yeah, it's great.
And. It's winged grippers.
Yeah, it's. Beautiful Grippers T-shirt.
Yeah, So that kind of sent us flying and we landed here in
Ecritique City. And you know, there's been some
changes to the population, let's say that of the Johto region.
And I'm gonna let Mr. Curtis kind of take this one because
this is I'm, I'm not going to say his doing.
I'm not going to say it's all his fault, but like I will, he
certainly it is. It's not, but thank you.
I mean, I'm not going to say it is his fault, but I'm not going
to say this. Yeah, you, you did do this, Mr.
Curry. So go ahead and explain.
Yourself, you did look around you webs galore.
This is your fault. So we're here at Bell Tower
looking out over Ecritique City, and you will notice that, you
know, there's not very many people left in Ecritique City.
In fact, there's not really anyone left.
Where's Johto after after the cat, the cataclysmic series of
disasters that have have plagued the you know, between the
volcanoes and the the raging thunderstorms and.
That is nobody's fault. And the flood, no one's fault.
No one's fault, right? The collapse of Mount Be.
Directly tracked back to us. The, the collapse of Mount
Silver and the, you know, the flooding and everything that
happened, you know, so, so you know, there's not most of
everyone that was in the JoJo region did escape to the hiss
and my spinner act did go into disaster protocol and so.
Is that what you call? It Yeah, yeah.
My colonies are, are, you know, have protocols for almost every
type of situation and, and and every type of disaster.
And in fact, because of the compoundingness of the
disasters, they've kind of gone into OverDrive.
And if you notice, if we look out over the over at Critique
City here, you'll see that everything is, is covered in a
nice protective soft layer of webbing.
Disgusting, beautiful, beautiful.
You may say shimmer shimmers with the morning dew.
But yes, my spinner racks have expanded, speed up their
breeding and and have really expanded to control most of most
of the JoJo region Really. But that's bad.
I'm like looking out, I see a full giraffe rig caught in a in
one of the like house. Yeah, that's really bad.
Yeah, yeah, that's it's, it's struggling and and I gotta say,
the spinner rack are starting to descend.
I don't wanna watch. I'm gonna, I'm gonna move away
from the window. I don't wanna look at this
anymore. Yeah, I would.
Yeah, I would look the other way.
You know, we we have a seat of power here at the bell tower
and. True.
That is, That is a good thing, I guess.
And and, and we are able to look out and see what's going on.
So you know, that's, that's good here, right?
So and then and as long as you all stay with me, we won't have
any trouble from the spinner hack.
Yeah, so Long story short, I mean.
Bell Tower's not safe either. There's webs galore here too.
Well, yeah, but no. But we're safe with Mr. Curtis.
So Long story short, the spinner X have taken over the Junctar
region. They have as serious has gone
into disaster protocol and they have taken over the region.
They are now the top the leading species in this region.
And they? Have made Curtis their king.
So Curtis is the Johto King right now?
Congratulations, big day. I mean you, you made so.
We had his coronation yesterday and did you, do you want to, do
you want to describe the the coronation yesterday that we had
for Mr. Curtis? It was really weird.
It was a bunch of like different spin rack legs they made into a
crown that they put on top of his head.
I'm pretty sure Curtis had to do a blood ritual and wipe some
blood on his forehead. Right, right.
Chant something, some archaic language.
Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was really, really weird.
And then he he ended it all with a backflip and a bow.
And then all the spinner X cheered.
It was, it was it was really gross.
That had all happened here at the Bell Towers, the most
cinematic place to have that. But now we've just been chilling
up here. It's the highest point.
It's probably the safest. And I'm scared, guys, I'm
scared. Yeah, I don't want to leave.
Right, it's too many spinner. XI mean, you know.
Yes, go. No, go on, defend yourself.
No, no, I mean, I mean, you know it, it could have been a worse
Pokémon, right? Like Spinner Rack.
Spinner Rack is like the ideal super race Pokémon that would
take over if you want, you know, so I, I, I, I think this is, you
know, kind of the best of both worlds, so to speak.
Corbin you know, that made me wonder what if, if if you know,
you had the choice, what Pokémon would you have take over the
world? Which, which Pokémon would you
prefer to have take over the world 'cause obviously it's not
spinner rack cause spinner rack is gross and disgusting.
No offense guys. No offense guys.
OK, then they started. They started walking towards.
Hey, watch it, watch it, watch. Professor, you know, so are.
You talking about a singular sensation?
I would say probably. Honestly, I would say fan piece.
I would love. I would love fan piece to take
over the real. Fan piece are so strong, like
like they would they they're really hurt Cute.
They are so cute. They are so cute.
Yeah, I would I would like a cute one.
I I would growlithe. I think probably, maybe would be
the one that would want to take over the world.
Oh yeah, growl. Wait, or maybe something like
chanceys? Cause chanceys are really,
really nice and they would be, you know, you know, benevolent
overlords. They make every, they make
everyone happy. Or a blissy, because then you
get eggs and then you get to be happy.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
OK. So, yeah, so this that, so that
to answer your question, Mr. Curtis, that's a better choice
than than spinner eggs. Yeah, there's your answer,
buddy. Enthusiasm all right so yes,
we're we're scared Mr. Curtis is king.
It's horrifying it's truly the end of days is upon us.
But that's no reason to skip a lesson because we, we have,
we've got to learn about Pokémon.
We're almost done with Joe Tub. We have a few Pokémon left.
So let's, let's, you know, buckle down.
Let's let's sit down on our tiny little desks that Mister Curtis
made. Right.
Appropriately sized for the dominant species of the Joe Tut
region, you may say. The spinner act, sure, yes.
So, yes. So before we end to that though,
I do have a Gangar male here that I would like to read, if
that's OK. Oh, sure.
OK, I'll allow it. That's fine.
Yeah, this one actually, before we left, I printed it out and I
saved it in this envelope. So I'm gonna go ahead and open
it here. It's not good.
It's probably working. Open envelopes much?
Shut up, Shut up, Kim. Weak little hands.
God, did you this occur? Did you did you wrap this?
Is spark living or? Something and it is it is
structurally reinforced for for your safety and your continuity
professor so. Yeah.
And unfortunately, let me. Get my finger.
Let me really get my fingernail under there and try this again.
Oh, my fingernail bent back you give her.
How do we bend your fingernail back really bad?
Yeah, I know that doesn't look. Wait.
What? What I know I have something
that could help. I have something that could
help. OK.
Oh my God, he's got a knife. Other than stealing Cassandra,
attack anybody. Look, I'm not gonna attack
anybody. I already had one breakdown last
week. I'm not gonna have another one.
But. Listen, my wallet, OK?
Listen, other than Cassandra that I stole from the school, I
did steal the Bowie knife that was in the the, you know, Mr.
Curtis's desk and this cool Little Rock here, this Little
Rock that puts a little, little kleptomaniac.
Over here, huh? That rock is that.
That rock smells familiar. It does, yeah.
Or are you gonna open this letter or not, Corman?
Well, I am gonna open. Here you go.
Here's you want me to do it? I'll do it.
Yeah. You do it.
I don't.
I don't handle knives. Here we go.
And Oh no. Ohh, see OK, so I'm not weak.
It snapped that Bowie knife in half.
Ohh. Good.
This is the weakest knife ever. This is the strongest webbing
ever because how did that break the knife?
That's insane. That's OK, I think.
I think I got a little I think get my my finger in there.
You got you got a little bit open.
I'm gonna. OK, I got it.
I got it. All right.
OK. Nice.
So sorry about your so sorry about your knife, Corbin.
It was a. It was a very.
Shattered. You know what, Corbin?
I am glad because you know, you saw the time that we needed to
use it and you, you, you stepped up.
I stepped up to the plate and I said, hey, I got you and that's
what I'm here for. All right, so let me go ahead
and read this Gengar mail. It comes to us from Kirill.
I believe we've gotten Gengar males from Kirill before.
Creel. They say hi Corbin, Professor
Jacob and Mr. Curtis. I'm sending this e-mail because
I first you catch that. Sorry, what was that Corbin?
So I see they said that. Me first.
Did you catch that? Oh yeah, yeah.
They know who's the real king of Johto.
They always been arrested. Getting closer.
Corbin. All right, guys, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I wouldn't.
No, no, I'm sorry. Blasphemy.
I know. It's kind of your one of your
big tenants. Do your do your sacred vows to
Mr. Curtis. The ones that we practice.
Oh. Mr. Curtis King of Johto, ha ha,
ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's that's the appropriate response.
Good. OK, they're backing off.
Thank you. Good, good, good.
Thank you. Thank you, my children.
Gengar or Kirol's Gengar mail
goes on to say I'm sending this e-mail because I have some
interesting facts about the professor and an interesting
theory about Mr. Curtis and I also apologize in advance for
this long e-mail. So starting with the one and
only professor, I have taken it to myself to estimate Professor
Jacob's age. And after re listening to all
the lessons for a few times, wow, that's it's a lot of work.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of lessons.
Yeah, most people listen to him 10 times at least.
So those are rookie numbers, buddy.
Keep it up. Yeah, if you have, if you
haven't listened to each lesson 10 times, are you really a fan?
This is my seventh time going through this whole lesson
series, so please get on my level.
So after we listening to all the lessons for a few times, there's
not really much to go off except one thing professor said in the
dugong lesson, basically stating that when he was growing up in
school, gold was not recognized as a sign of wealth.
This this would, depending on where he grew up, put him at
about 1500 years old. No.
This obviously sounds ludicrous, but here is where the theory
about Mr. Curtis comes into play.
OK. Oh, do tell.
Yeah, First of all, I'm not that old.
That's that's insane. I'm not that old.
We'll we'll hear. We'll hear.
You'll look at. Wow, Corbin.
You think you think I look 1500 years old?
No, I think you look probably 150 at most.
OK. So you're off by a factor of 10.
Yeah, just a little bit. OK, so here's where the theory
about Mr. Curtis comes into play.
I believe Mr. Curtis is an entity as old as time, cursed by
Archaeus to live forever, and he has somehow passed this curse on
to the professor and then also on to Corbin.
This is the reason Corbin doesn't age.
No, Corbin doesn't age because he kicked a crissola.
Right that he's cursed by. A Crissola OK, all right, right.
A 10th birthday. I don't want to talk about it,
OK, And I don't want to relive it so.
Yeah, Corbin brought that upon himself, right?
And the. Professor is is of a regular
age, whatever that means. Yes, yes and that a regular age
was cursed and his hit us with that age for a regular person
like me. 52. For a regular person like you,
you are. He's 52.
Mr. Curtis. I was just a for Corbin.
Oh my gosh, she read my mind. I was about to say 53.
Oh my gosh. Wow, wow.
I'm not. I'm not going to say if he's
right or wrong because I want the mystery to continue.
Colin, where was I? I like that.
But but but but Corbin doesn't age.
Also it's the reason Corbin doesn't age.
Also Mr. Curtis, faced with boredom after billions of years,
has decided, and this is this is an important part, has decided
to try to do the impossible, make the most weak, pathetic,
ugly, stupid, idiotic, disgusting excuse of a creature,
the strongest, AKA spin around. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I wish you
hadn't said that. Now she's paraphrasing he.
Was reading. He was reading a note.
Yeah, they're coming at me. I didn't say that it was.
It was back. Back off.
Back off, boys. Back off, boys.
You've. Been here, I'll give you I'll
give the the address on this letter and you can go find.
Yeah, they just really snatched that letter out of your hand.
Geez. Oh.
Bye, Oh my they. Don't just yeah, don't.
Don't attack the messenger. Go find the guy who sent.
It krill you might want to install some extra locks on your
house. Here's.
The. Idea OK, let's not threaten
students. I didn't so and luckily I
memorized the end of that letter.
It said OK, that's all I had to say.
Bye Gold Star question mark so. If you're alive to get 1, sure.
What do you think? What do you think?
I'm I'm sorry, I I'm pretty sure I've made clear that you have to
promote spinner axe to get a Gold Star and your your diss
there was was not appreciated. Hefty diss.
By me or my entourage, really. So it's.
His entourage now gorbin. Yeah, my, my, my counsel, my you
know, my, my royal, my Royal Court, you may say right of the
different spinner act lines. So yeah, they're not, they're
not too happy with you. So unfortunately, I cannot give
you a Gold Star. Cannot, cannot condemn they.
All have angry faces on on their butts.
That's not good. You never want to see that.
So Corbin, you think of Corbin *.
I'd give him about 5 Corbin stars I think he recognized.
I think 5 Corbin, whatever. Wow, 5 Corbin stars recognized.
You know the truth about Spinner Axe.
I'm not going to say any out loud in case there's any
lingering ones that are going to come kill me, but I think he
recognized how they really are. So I'm going to give him five
Corbin stars. So look for those in the mail if
you're still alive. Could a creature as described
previously in that letter B had taken over the entire Georgia
region and become the dominant Pokémon species?
I don't think so. I mean, the only reason they
were able to do it, Mr. Curtis, is because everybody else left.
Well, or. Died and we're kind of wiped out
by flooding and and. And they are my, you know, super
genetically enhanced spinner act too, so.
Yeah, so they kind of suck, like by themselves.
And then with your influence, they kind of became, you know,
less sucky. OK, I guess.
All right. Well, hey, regardless of how
many Corbin stars or gold stars you get, Carol, thank you so
much for sending a Gengar mail. I, you know, I guess I could say
if you want to send a Gengar mail to the professor or talk to
anybody here, you can send it to wwopokemon@gmail.com.
That being said, access to computers is starting to get
extremely limited, so there's a good chance that we will not
receive those Gengar males. But you know what?
You can't hate you for trying. Can't.
I mean, I got my Rotom laptop but it is it is out of battery
at the moment and there's not and and the power grid is shut
down so. And I would say go find a gel
tick to to to power it up. But I think the spinner Axe had
a major feud with the with the gel ticks while we were
underwater. Yeah, yeah, you and you would
think they would be pretty, pretty well allied given the,
you know, similarities. It's a weird way of saying
allied, but OK. But.
I like it. It's fancy.
He's a king now. He's got to say stuff like
fancy, fancy like. Just we allied.
Allied, but no, apparently they did did not care for that for
each other so that that you know, I wasn't here to guide
them. So you know, that's really what
what I'm bringing to the table now is restraint and.
Thank Archaeus for that. Restraint and you know,
guidance, you know, that's all. That's all.
Yeah, there haven't been any more spinner rack related deaths
since Kurt, Mr. Kurtis came back.
That being said, I don't think anybody, I don't think there's
any humans besides us left here in in the JoJo region.
Not really. Well, let's just hope, Mr.
Curtis, with your guidance, hopefully we'll have, we'll not
have a war between spinner acts or any other species for that
matter. So let's just hope for the.
Best Yeah. Peace.
Peace in our time, Mr. Curtis. Peace in our time.
That's right.
All right, so, so thank you again, Kirill.
But let's move on to the lesson here today because again, this
is a lesson. I know we're in the Royal
Spinner Act court of Mr. Curtis, but we're still doing a lesson.
Anybody know what Pokémon we're gonna be talking about this
week? Oh yeah.
Is it Deciduai professor? No, it's not Deciduai.
I mean, I feel like at this rate, we'll never make it to
Deciduai. It looks a little bit like
Deciduai, depending on how you look at it in a certain
lighting. You know, yes, and lighting is
very important to that Corbin. So yes, that is a good.
That's an astute observation. So is it skarmory then?
Is that? So do you know what?
Wait, Corbin, do you know who it is?
Oh yeah, we're talking about ho today.
Wow. Wow, You know what, Corbin?
I say. These last couple of lessons
you've really locked in, I feel, I feel like you're really kind
of, it's kind of starting to, you know, get your wits about
you starting to really, you know, read the syllabus and and
figure out what we're doing. What can I say?
You teach one lesson and suddenly you're you know, you
know your stuff. Well, I think it's starting to
happen the. Reason I know it's Ho Ho was
because I've heard it crying at the top of the bell tower the
last week occasionally and if you peek around this this shaft
here that goes all the way up to the top, you'll see it.
Hello. Oh my God, guys, this is this is
incredibly rare and it's just hanging out here in the in the
in the in the bell tower. I guess it is there are a lot of
legends surrounding this bell tower and it's a relationship to
Ho, So I guess it kind of makes sense.
That's that's incredible. Wow.
So, Corbin, Corbin, can you describe Ho for us?
Sure can't. You can't.
I cannot it because first of all it's very high up and second of
all it's covered in web so I can't even see all of it.
I just see it's little floof of it's little golden move coming
out of its hair but I see parts of like rainbow colored looking
feathers but that's it. It's mostly covered in webs just
hanging from the top. It's covering.
Oh my wait, hold on. I wasn't looking for.
Let me have Oh, Mr. Curtis, Yes, that's me.
Do you do you know about this? Do you know that your spinner
axe have captured Ho Ho, the legendary bird Pokémon and and
have, you know, entrapped it here in the bell tower?
Do you know about this? I mean, was it possible?
I heard that they they did capture a a number of of of
Pokémon legendary otherwise just as as part of their takeover
strategy, but I hadn't gotten the list yet.
I thought that noise that we were just hearing in the
background was just like, you know, like the bells ringing in
the bell tower, Yeah. Bells, bells.
The bells, The bells ringing in the bell tower.
I I didn't realize that was the legendary bird.
Ho ho. Nope, Santa Claus came last week
for. Christmas.
Yeah, and for the Hismus Christmas visit, my.
House under while we were under the water.
Yeah, for the Hismus. Christmas.
Yeah, we did see more spin racks underwater.
Maybe they were going for Lugia to capture Lugia too, I hope.
He's. Maybe you're right.
I don't know. I don't remember a lot of what
happened underwater. Well, maybe, maybe we could go
up and and see and. Yeah, let's get up there.
Let's let's get up to see ho and let's, let's see if we can save
them from this, this horrible, this horrible outcome.
Quick, let's let's get up there. OK, it was good just sitting in
this desk for all of like 10 minutes.
Here we go. Bring it with you.
It's small. Bring it with you first.
Now we're going up. Corbin, turn around.
Bring it up fine. Hey guy, grab mine too while
you're down. That's right, I've I've got
your, I've got your desk. Professor, wait, Mr. Garris, go
back, grab the recording. Device.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. OK, yeah, I'll keep the
recording device. There's a lot.
Of stairs. Oh my God.
OK. You're giving birth, professor.
Yeah, I'm running. How are you guys not tired?
We're going up like this is the fifth flight of stairs that
we're going up. No, I I just listened.
I just. Oh God.
OK. Are we there yet?
Almost. There's still a couple more
stairs left. Oh boy, how can.
You depress. Hold on, keep going.
Depressed you go. You got depressed much?
Okay, okay, drop everything. There it is.
How well? Casually there you guys are.
You guys didn't just, you know, take the webbing elevator that
was off to the side here of the tower like.
A webbing elevator. Yeah, really.
How does that even work? What do you mean?
They just, they just rug us. They just rigged a structure on
the outside of the tower like a scaffolding and there's like
some spare racks at the top and they connect to a platform and
they just suck their web up and down to to carry people up and
down the tower. Oh, light, that's kind of gross.
That's very intuitive. Wow.
Yeah. That's how I carried all the
stuff up here. But I'm getting a better look at
hello now so I can describe it. OK, so very big bird, very big,
big I would say about 12 feet high at least.
The wingspan's even bigger. So it's it's got mostly rainbow
colored wings. I mean, it does kind of depends
on how the light hits. It looks rainbow color, but it's
mostly like a kind of scarlet colored.
The wings have like in the middle kind of like a white
section and then they're tipped with green.
It does have a green kind of ring around.
It's almost like a choker around its neck.
So we got a, we got a green, we got a green little choker around
the neck. We got the nice little orange
little plumey floofs above its head.
It's a nice little beak. And then the thing I love about
it's little tail area is that it's just this golden plume and
it looks like a, a, a blooming onion and it's so delicious.
But like other than that, I mean, that's pretty much how
well. Man, oh God, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna miss blooming onions. Me too.
I know the end of the world. That's what I'm gonna miss the
most. That and pizza.
Oh, well, I, I, I mean, I'll, I'll get the spinner act chefs
working on that if you want, if you want interact.
Chefs are they like genetically altered to be chefs?
They have like little like knives and and like spatulas and
stuff wrapped it onto their. Hands.
No, I don't want. I listen.
I don't want web that looks like food.
I want actual. Well, and then and then they've
got they've got some, you know, fire type property where they
can cook the food and stuff like that.
They. Cook the food.
Yeah, Corbin, it is actual food. They cook the web.
They have mostly been serving as Geltech meat.
Yeah, that rivalry. Yeah, there's an excess of
Joltek corpses. Yeah, we had to stop.
We had to stop eating as many of the, you know, the reject
spinner acts because, you know, we've needed them for the
drafting of the Joltek army. So we've have to switch most of
our protein from, you know, spinner act, dried spinner act
jerky to Joltek jerky. But you know, we'll, we'll get
straight up there. You know, I think, I think we've
mentioned it before, like, but like now the since I've seen the
reality of it, guys, it's horrifying.
It is. It is a scary thing to see.
It's pretty scary, but how are we supposed to get this hollow
down? Oh, the hollow, right.
OK. Do we have anything sharp and
kind of like, do you have any kind of like knives or anything?
Corbin, you're not. I have this.
I have pieces of a broken Bowie knife.
Here we go. Don't worry, Corbin, I got this
taken care of. OK, Let me just let me just get
over here real quick. I just, I, I've, I've been, I've
been, I've taken care of of Spinneracweb my almost my entire
life. So like.
OK, so you have a special way of getting it down.
Yeah, yeah. Let me just get I just got to
get a good gather up a big bunch right here and.
Just he's just chewing it. That's gonna take forever.
He's just, he's just chewing through it.
That one went down the wrong time that.
Seems like you really like it. Don't worry professor, don't
worry. I've got I'll Have Ho out here
in just a second. Ho oh.
But yeah, OK. OK, well, I guess no.
OK, it's gross. Oh.
Oh, I got an idea. Here, let me just sharpen the
knife with the with the with the weird space rock, and then maybe
I can help you out. Mr. Curtis here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is?
Oh, my God. Are you seeing this?
Yeah. Am I tripping?
Or you guys seeing this too? I was, I was.
I'm sorry, I was chewing. I was chewing on Ho ho's web.
What happened? Ho and the knife is the pieces
of the knife are fusing back together.
Look, look, look. Whoa.
Oh my God, it reversed time and repaired the knife.
That's crazy. You don't.
Know, but you don't know that reversed time Corbin maybe it.
I don't know it put it back together.
Maybe it turned it magnetic and melted it back together.
I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe it made the knife sentient and it put itself back.
Together, that makes sense. I mean, Mr. Curtis did say it
has time properties. It certainly.
That is true it. Certainly smells like it does,
but no, I I can't, I can't have that knife over here.
No, no, no, I did. Let me do this.
OK, This is this is something
that I was born to do. So I I'm just going to go back
up. Here it's an intimate process
and keep. And keep gnawing you guys.
All right, I'll just keep the knife on me in my pocket, I
guess. Yeah, We'll save that for later.
Corbin. We'll use that for something
else at some point, I'm sure. OK, I'll.
Put it in my bag. OK, well, Mr. Curtis is
attempting to chew through the spinner rack webbing that that
was super strong spinner rack webbing.
Can we go ahead and read some some Pokedex entries on on how
Mr. Curtis, if you could do it a little bit quieter, that would
be great. OK, I just I just I'm a little
I'm I'm I'm simultaneously proud and frustrated by about how you
know, strong I have bred the spinner acts to make their silk.
At least this particular structure as we learned about in
Spyrak lesson, there's there's quite a few different webbing
structures that they can they can produce at any given time.
Sure. Oh man.
Good times. Good times, good time.
Maybe. We should go, maybe we should go
back real quick and listen to this.
Honestly, it might be a good idea idea to re listen to the
spinner rack lesson just because you know the reality that we're
facing it right now. Yeah.
Yeah, just we can learn as much as possible about our new
overlords. Yeah, although I mean, these are
these are really spinner axe in name only because like they're
they're just so different. Like I don't like that one over
there has like a Mohawk and I'm pretty sure most spinner axe
like don't have a Mohawk. And it's kind of weird.
Like, did you just grow that one to have hair, Mr. Curtis?
Well, you know, I was trying to they got a lot I.
Was together. That was a big old bite of
weather. I hold on, let me just get,
let's just get a little bit of a sip of mine.
Still got the SAP. Much, much better.
Yeah. Yeah.
That one. I just, you know, I was trying
to breed to, to see if we could maybe like get it to integrate
into a human society, you know, undercover, like.
What did you breed it with? A human.
Don't answer that. And you know it.
I think it looks more human than like some of my other super
spinner Rack I I, but I don't I don't know that that that
particular experiment was that successful, to be honest, if.
I'm Yeah, well, the one right next to it has like human legs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 66 human legs on a green spinner.
Actor. So I don't like that.
It is quite it is quite something to.
Look and the one next to that one has Miltag nipples, so the
nipple ability is definitely a ton of ton for that.
One. And what and what did you splice
it with for that one, Mr. Curtis, out of curiosity?
And it was actually a milk thing that OK that we.
Oh good, I'm just making sure. They're going to say something
crazy like a like a tentacruel and those are actually, the
utters are actually tentacles. Tentacles.
Yeah. No, no, there is, There is.
I would be shocked to. Learn there are some.
There are some spinner X that did cross cross germinate with
some tentacles. They do.
They are just like green torsos
with a bunch of tentacles on them, but that's not one.
Of them T-shirt. You know, Corman I'm thinking of
now. I probably should have put.
I've stopped for this a long time ago.
It's it's gone on way too far. This is This is.
Horrible. I've literally been saying this
for years. Literal years.
Come on, this is what happens. Kid, I don't you just you don't
know what you're talking about. I I do know.
Most of these spinner axe, you know, they stay behind closed
doors. They haven't, you know, normally
I don't let them out to to see the rest of of the Jota region,
but obviously, you know, they've they've just been running amok.
So like all of the spinner axe in my closet, so to speak, have
have have been revealing. Themselves.
That one with six human legs should never have been.
You should have, you should have like, you know, you should have
put that one to. You should have sent that one up
to Archaeus a little bit. Sooner we need some sacred fire
to burn to burn them. Yeah, because it's it's wearing
like it's got six different shoes on, like all different
kinds of shoes. It's got, you know, some sandals
and sneakers and it's one that one of the legs wearing high
heels. I'm like, I don't know what it's
trying, if it's trying a new fashion sense or if it's.
Trying to, I think the fashion is is impeccable though.
I mean, if I'm being honest though, yeah.
But socks and sandals, Mr. Curtis.
It's horrific to look at, so I'm glad you guys at home aren't
able to see this. But if somebody draws it, don't
it's. Disgusting.
Yeah. Don't even think it.
Don't draw it, guys. Definitely don't try it, Mr.
Curtis. Don't.
Don't include it in your doodle for today.
No, no, of course I wouldn't do that.
No, don't. OK, sorry.
We're going to read some Pokedex entries on Hello.
Remember, Remember. Oh, yeah.
So we're going to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. So.
And, and Mr. Gross, I did notice that you stopped chewing.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. So let me get.
Back at that. OK.
So starting off here, yeah. I know it's Wednesday and not
Tuesday, but you should still keep showing.
Get it? On Tuesday.
Oh go on, get it? Get it?
Thanks. The first entry here in the
Johto region says legends claim this Pokémon flies to the
world's skies continuously on its magnificent 7 colored wings.
It looked 3 to me, but three. Yeah, we'll know.
We'll we'll figure out what it means by that in a second.
But if you look at it like here, here, I'm sorry, I'm going to
grab you by the shoulder. Corbin, move over here to this,
to this angle you. Have to shove me.
OK, did you notice the wings are?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK. That is about 7 colors.
Yeah. It's about, it's about just
chalking them up here. Yep, 7, seven colors, the next
entry says. A legend says that it's body
glows in seven colors. A rainbow is said to form behind
it when it flies. I wish we could see that.
The abominations. Have trapped the sun.
Mr. Curtis is making a little bit of headway.
He's doing the work, he's doing the best.
He's back at it. Nice job.
Okay, the last entry here from the Dota region says it will
reveal itself before a pure hearted trainer by shining its
bright rainbow colored wings so it can actively so it can create
light with its wings. Or is it like refracting light
or something? It can willingly shimmer itself.
I guess. Willingly, shimmer, willing
shimmer, shimmering willingly. A willing shimmer.
Yeah, willingly, legs willing Shimmer.
Yeah, Wobbly wob. Oh, Will.
Oh, where is wobbly legs? Willie Junior, the third.
He's it's your Pokémon, Mr. Curtis, that's your Pokémon.
I'll, I can, I can tell you where all of my Pokémon are and
that is trapped in in the old GCLCVOTSCLC building 'cause I
never went to get them. Oh gosh, oh gosh.
What's left of it? But I know where they are.
I'm sure Willie Willie's still at the Rigsby's, you know, down,
down by the down by down where they keep all the fire types.
The the spinner acts know that that wobbly lakes Willie, the
third junior, my Rapidash is off the table and and and they
aren't allowed to eat him. So they probably have him like
tied up somewhere. It's it's probably fine.
I'm sure, I'm sure safely. Tied up, off.
The table and on the menu, yeah. No off the menu.
Looks like Rapid Ashes back on the menu.
Off. No, no.
Nice. Yeah, that's what they're
thinking. I don't know about that.
Yeah, so they're thinking he's back at it.
Oh dude. Nice.
Good, everybody. OK, he's he's getting maybe he's
like what? Like he's about to get.
In there, he's getting there. You haven't got a Oh, almost.
You're a professor. I've been, I've been chewing on
spirit silk my entire life. So like I I mean.
Your entire life. Basically kind of my entire
life. And that is how long?
I mean, why? Why are we going to put a number
on there? Can we just come around?
He's busy. Yeah, time is a construct,
right? Yeah, yeah.
Number age is just a number. Yeah, he came out of the womb
chewing spinnerex silk. I mean, his umbilical cord was
spinnerex silk, isn't that right?
Well, wait, hold on, does that mean he's he is Spinnerex?
No, I I'm not a Spinnerex. OK, I didn't.
I was just joking. I didn't.
I didn't get born reference Sperex Silk, all right.
I would. I was just molded by it, that's
all. OK, OK.
All right, all right, none of that.
OK, so let's see here. I finished all the Johto
entries. Let's move on to the Hoen
region. The first entry here says Ho
Ho's feathers glow in seven colors depending on the angle at
which they are struck by light. So it's the angle.
See, it's all about the angle. It's.
All about the angle These feathers are said to bring
happiness to the bearers. This Pokémon is said to live at
the foot of a rainbow. All right, Professor, I'm, I'm
almost, I've almost done through here.
He's almost oh, it's about the and it's struggling.
It's about to break free. Oh, there it goes.
It's gorgeous. Wait, it's looking at us like it
knows us. Oh, oh great ho, ho.
As the as the new king of the JoJo region.
Ho ho, ho, ho, ho, yeah, yeah. Ho ho ho.
Oh great oh great ho ho. As as the king king of the JoJo
region. I I asked for your forgiveness
for the presumptionness of my my spinner axe you.
Know it's it's raising its wings up really high Oh my it's Oh my
God the boy is so. Bright Oh, don't be mad.
Gosh, I can't see. Anything smite us, this music is
going to kill us. It's going to smite us.
What did you do? It's Curtis.
Is our fault it's gone it's. Gone.
It's just gone. Whoa, where'd it go?
Look the window. Look, look, look.
Do you see it flying over there? There you go.
The sparkles and the rainbow behind.
Wow, it's so beautiful. Look out over the look out of
the town. Wait, wait.
People are starting to wait a second.
Hold on, do. You see those shimmers?
Yeah, there's glowing lights all over the town.
What are what is that? Oh my God, those are people.
Professor, I think Coho is bringing back the all the people
that have died in the. Oh.
The recent disasters. Hoho just delivers gifts.
We've talked about this. Ho Hoho does more than that.
Yes, clearly. I mean, I think I don't know.
I don't know if we're going to read it in the Pogo next
centuries, but Hoho did that the the theories or the legend state
that it did revive the legendary beast Pokémon that we that we
chased all over the the the the JoJo region.
Maybe there is some truth to that legend.
Maybe Ho can bring things back to life.
Well, looks like it's bringing people back to life.
Look, look, there's 1-2. Look, look, there's like there's
like a dozen people right over there and that town square that
have just been just came back. My God.
Crazy. No.
The JoJo region still has a chance.
The humans are coming back. We guys, I think we did.
I think we, I don't think we're going to.
The world's going to end anymore.
I think we're surviving. Oh my gosh.
Oh, this is beautiful. OK, everybody sit back.
We cursed the world, and then we saved it.
Everyone is welcome in the in the new, in the new, in the new
spinner rat Kingdom. So I'm I'm so happy to have
everyone back here. No.
Oh, wait, yeah, that there. There might be some things that
will have to work out, but I'm sure, I'm sure it'll be fine.
I'm sure it'll be fine. That might be a problem, yeah.
OK, so I'm that that does it for the Hoenn region.
Pokedex entries. Let's move on to remember we're
reading pokedex entries in case you forgot.
Moving on to the Sino region, the 1st century here says it's
feathers are in seven colors. It is said that anyone seeing it
is promised eternal happiness. Oh, good, right forever.
That's why it feels like I've eaten an egg.
That's. That's that's probably why my
spinner axe captured it is just so we our Kingdom would have an
an internal source of eternal happiness.
So. Yeah, they were powering their
happy happiness engines with it. That's fair.
It is the winter time and you know, seasonal depression's a
real thing, so I get it. Yeah.
Take care of yourself, everybody.
I always forget. I always forget that.
Darren Ho if you. Can always, yeah, it is cold by
the way, I should mention. Does anybody know like is it
what, what day of the year is it?
Are we, is this any kind of special day of the year at all?
No. Let's see, let me look at my
backpack here. I do have a planner that I it
is. It's not anything special, it's
just December 31st. OK, wait, hold on.
Wait. That's that's Thanksgiving.
Wait, no. No, no, it's.
It's the Glygar's giving was November.
Valentine's Day, No, December 31st is something.
It's something. New Year's.
It's New Year's. Oh, New Year's.
Eve, that's right. Oh, we're about to go into a.
A brand new. Year full of possibilities.
Right and. Yeah.
You know, assuming we survive, but people are coming back.
So I think, I think, you know, it's, it's a New Year's miracle.
Oh, it's like it never. It's like any of the disasters
never happened. Oh, everything works out in the
end, guys. I mean, there is still a lot of,
you know, destroyed mountains. Flooding and destroyed.
Buildings, residual dollars, or whatever structural lava.
Mountain silver's gone. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but but, you know, and some of the people are coming
back, though, so. So how you know who's gonna
bring us into a new year of of happiness?
And it all works out, baby of of you know, propagation, you may
say. Yeah, not propaganda, no
propagation. Propagation.
That's right. That's what that's what gala
people say when they want to a good look at something.
Yeah, but a propaganda. A propaganda that's.
Right. So, OK, so that does it for the
entries in the center region, there's only one fairly short
entry and there's nothing new from you, Nova, Kalos, Alola,
Galar, Hisui, Paldea, nothing new.
Suck. And Lumio City, didn't you know,
have a special? Didn't bring anything to the
table for this one professor. Yeah, no, there is something new
from there is something from the lentil region though, from
Professor Mirror. It says people say that if you
find a feather from one of Ho O's 7 colored wings, you'll be
promised eternal happiness. Ho O looked so beautiful,
sparkling and shining with each flap of its wings.
Oh, very good. Hey, look, there's a feather
right here on the ground next to some web.
Oh, I'm gonna keep this in my backpack too.
That's really. Pretty.
Yeah. Oh, no, Put in your hair.
That'd be pretty. Oh yeah, put in my hair a
little. Oh yes.
Oh, look at that. All right, everybody update your
fan art. Update your fan of fan art of
Corbin. Make sure includes a HO.
Feather the ho Feather. Yep.
Exactly. All right, So there's only one
more entry here. Thank you, guys.
Derek, there's a lot of commotion going outside.
Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm sure it's just out there.
I'm sure everyone's just real happy to be revived and and
back. Yeah, Oh, they're probably
preparing for a party for for coming back to life, Sure.
Yeah, I would too. Sorry, what?
Corbin. I said I would too.
I mean, I, I want to go down and join them for said party, so
I'll hurry up. OK, you're right.
You're right. Well, we only have one more
entry here and then we could do the the assignment and then,
then, then the class will be over for today.
And then we go to the Equity Coming Back to Life party.
Right. Yeah, yeah, the coming Back to
life party is as we've been calling it, right?
Not like, you know, rebirth Stravaganza.
Rebirth. Stravaganza.
Oh, which name do you guys like better?
Leave Leave a comment. Let us.
Know Yeah, you'll see a poll. Rebirth, Stravaganza and Cookie
Party. Greenfirth Extravaganza and
Cookie Party. We've had a cookie party in
forever. What better circumstances to to
celebrate with cookies than people being resurrected as a
result of Mr. Curtis's actions? I know.
Yeah. Again, we cannot forget this is
Mr. Curtis's fault that this happened.
It is his fault. Started with you with the ante.
But if you if you think about it, though, it's kind of also
because of Mr. Curtis that we were able to bring them all back
to life. Right, because.
His spinner axe captured her. Oh, which allowed us to free Ho,
which, you know, I guess put Ho in our debt.
Maybe that was his or Ho's reasoning for bringing people
back to life, right? Everything works out in the end,
Professor. Anyways, OK, sorry, wrap it up
so we can get to the rebirth. Stravaganza and Cookie Party.
Coming back to life party. Coming back to life party.
All right, so this is a unique
entry. It comes to us from Ashes
Pokedex. Get ready guys.
This one flash, this one's good. It says there is no data.
There are still Pokémon yet to be identified.
Oh, Flash didn't. Really get so yeah, this one
yeah, Ash's Pokedex is a little bit confused on this one and.
You suck ash. I'm.
Sorry, it's not. It's not his.
Fault. No.
What did you say?
Corbin says you. Suck ash.
Oh, you suck, comma Ash. OK.
Ash, comma, ash. Got it.
OK, I was about to say. Porsche, get the fart bleep.
All right, everybody, everybody, settle down.
We have Now it's time to do the assignment, so get ready.
We're doing a good old classic. We're doing a pop quiz.
No. Pop quiz quiz, You're going to
put away my rootop laptop. I mean pull out my rootop
laptop, put away my. Funky day like this.
Listen, listen. Corbin.
Corbin, Mr. Curtis is the king, OK?
He told me we have to do a pal quiz.
And the spinner axe started getting really close to me.
And wait, wait. Were there a lot more spinner
axe in here? Where'd they all go?
Yeah, even the one with the six legs is gone.
That's weird. That's I mean they all been 6
legs, 6 humans. 6 human legs, all of them.
The one with the hairdo, the one with the two butts.
It's it's it's all of them are. Gone.
Dang, I was there. I was really starting to become
friends with the one with two butts.
He's all butts, but he's got a good personality, so.
Yeah. T-shirt all butts, no person.
All. Butts, all.
Butts all. Butts.
All right, all. Butts no personality.
T-shirt. I see we're all ready.
Question #1 where is Ho said to live?
OK, answers are in question of course.
Was where is Ho said to live? Corman says bell tower
interesting. And then Mr. Curtis says now
this is interesting. It says ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
professor ha. I know your trick questions when
I see them. Ho Ho is said to live at the
bottoms of rainbows. That's the wrong.
No, I don't know what Pokémon is talking about.
He's talking about Santa Claus, he said.
Ho ho ho. He said Ho ho and I'm tempted to
take all points for. That said, from the very
beginning you said that's wrong If they spelled if, if they
don't know who you're talking about.
Ho ho is Santos? I think I did set that
precedence. Yeah, but OK, whose, whose tower
are we in right now? The spinner axe, the couple of
them came back and they're kind of poking at my feet a little
bit. Corbin, I think I might have to
give them full marks for this. Such BS.
Now Corbin, you you, unfortunately you did miss this
one. It is.
It is at the. Fore in the bell tower and it
lives here, so I'm right. Living here?
Or was it entrapped here by the spinner axe?
It likes to hang out here. That's what the rumors suggest.
That's. Not that's not where the pokedex
says that it says to live what? And if you see this treaties
that I have drawn up over here, if you look here Professor, I
have renamed Hoho to Hoho. Officially his name is now Hoho.
So you. Know what?
You know what? Kill me if I have to.
I'm giving you a three out of four on this one, Mr. Bless you.
Do it. Do it.
I'm calling your bluff. You're not going to.
You're not. You're not man enough to kill
me. Hey, that's the knife for my
bag. Stop it.
Give it back. Give it.
Oh God, too much Jerry. Is this bringing the?
No, no, no, Jerry. No, no, you got to watch out.
You got to watch out for 2 bucks Benny.
Oh, is it 2 bucks? Benny?
Sorry, Benny's name is Jerry. Benny put the knife down.
Put the knife down. It's OK, it's OK.
He's. Give it back to me.
Give it back. So I put it in my bag.
He's the professor. It's his job to keep me humble,
even though I am the king of JoJo.
And I did sign up. Official proclamation, Yeah.
Naming this Pokémon Ho ho instead of ho but, but I mean,
OK. I'm like the court jester.
I have immunity. You can't.
I can say whatever I want and you can't.
You can't kill me for it. Yeah, pure immunity.
He's up two butts, Benny. He's up two butts, Benny.
That's the spinner out with two butts, in case anybody wasn't
sure. All right, all right, question
#2 how many colors do Ho O's feathers glow?
OK, you guys ready? You have the, you guys have your
answers. Yeah.
Yeah, I do. I do, professor.
I'm ready. And Mr. Cruz, Are you sure?
I've, I've written it. I've written it on the back of
the treaties that I crossed out earlier, because you are right,
I can't, I can't just decide to change the Pokémon without
consulting with you first, professor.
But here it is. Here it is.
Thank. You.
Yes. OK, well, I'm going to read
Corbin's first. All right, So you can you hold
on to that. I guess if you must.
I know, weird breaking the breaking our our normal routine
here, so the question was how many colors do hoes, feathers
glow? Corbin said set 7 N it's 7, but
instead of AV he put A7 in like the number 7 in there, so it's
kind of like 7 N so 7 N. So 7 Nii.
Don't know if that's a number though.
Is that a new new undiscovered Pokémon?
Is that, is that how you spell? Is that how you spell that
number, Professor? I don't.
I mean, I don't, I don't really know.
I don't know. I don't know if that.
I don't know if that spelling's exactly correct though,
Professor. But you know what I'm saying?
There's sevens in there. Again, again, Mr. Chris, it's
not the spelling that I'm, it's not the spelling of words that
I'm like focusing on. It's the spelling of the
Pokémon's name because that is important.
That is very important. And he has the number 7 here.
And you, in one letter, change for ho ho to ho ho 2 very
different things. 1 is a magnificent bird, the other
one's a magnificent fat man that climbs down your chimney.
No, his name is Santa. 11 is a magnificent bird. 1 is a
delicious snack that I like to eat.
Oh yeah. Write that.
Write that down to butt or two butt Benny.
Write that down to butt Benny. We have to get some of those.
We gotta get the spinner act chefs on this we.
Gotta get the spinner act chefs on this one for the palace.
All right, let's read Mr. Curtis answer.
He says the glorious feathers of this mightily Pokémon glow with
not 2, not 9, but seven colors again.
And you see, you notice that. He avoided that first.
He avoided saying the the Pokémon's name so he doesn't
have to write it correctly. I don't know what you're talking
about. It's hard.
It's only 4 letters. And, well, there's a dash in
there, so it's a little bit confusing.
All right, you guys both got that one.
Good job. Question #3 what determines the
color of Ho Ho's feathers? Pens down.
She's took forever that one. The question was what determines
the color of Ho O's feathers? Corbin said.
The angle at which you are looking at its.
Feathers. Oh, I'm sorry, Professor.
Hold on, hold on. Corbin, I guess, is falling
asleep and. He That was a big.
Old yawn right in the middle of your your beautiful rendition of
his answer. So please so I mean.
Normally, normally Porsche would would cut that out, but I mean,
you're kind of really bringing attention to it so.
Why'd you bass boost it? Porsche.
It was so bass boosted. Put a fart at the end.
That's crazy. You're playing it again right
now. Wow.
That's that sounds like her. Let me, let me go ahead and
read, read, read this again. All right.
What determines the color of how O's feathers?
Corbin says the angle at which you're looking at its feathers.
And then Mr. Curtis says, now you may think that the food or
how much sleep it got last night impacts how colorful or what
color. Just answer the.
But Corbin should calm down. But it is actually the angle at
which they are struck by the light they are struck by.
I'll read that again. But it's actually the angle at
which they are struck by the light they are struck by.
There you go. All right.
Wow, so try to hit that word count.
The answer is the angle at which they are struck by light, so
Curtis got it correct. What the heck?
Now, Corbin, you said it's the angle at which you look at them,
which is partially correct because?
That is true because you use your eyes light and refracts in
your eyes and all that. Stuff so well, I mean that would
I think that would have to be true because when you it's
because the light is being refracted, right.
So when it's being refracted and you change your angle, then now
you're seeing a different angle of refracted light.
So I think that is technically true, but I'm going to give you
a three out of four on that one just to keep it fair and
equitable. All right.
I think that's pretty fair and equitable, Professor.
Porsche don't play the music. Don't what?
Professor. Just kidding.
Play it. Play it Porsche.
You got to play. It, play it.
All right, question and #4 what is promised to those who see Ho
ho. OK, let's see.
Here's the last one guys. The last, the last last
question. OK, so I hope you really gave it
your all ever, OK, ever. OK, well, I'll slow down there,
buddy. You got you got a lot more pop
quizzes. Right.
We could die. I don't know.
Anybody could die. That's a.
Good. No, no, no.
Not, not, not here. Not my palace.
It's a new world, right Corbin? Like everybody's brought back to
life, everything is good. Yes I know it's it really sounds
like the party is getting wild out there cuz there's a lot of
shouting and screaming kind of it sounds like a.
Lot of screaming. Screaming in excitement that.
Could have been gunfire. I don't.
Know what? Why?
Yeah, it's hard to tell. A different Oh, maybe.
People are shooting their guns wildly in the air because
they're excited to be back to. Life that's that's dangerous.
Maybe we shouldn't go there. Well, I know we'll look out the
window when when we're when we're done with this question.
So the last question is was what is promised to those who see ho
ho Corbin said. Happiness, baby.
Yeah. Ha jazz hands.
OK, yeah, happiness, baby. So he didn't write jazz hands.
I'll do the jazz hands now and then.
Mr. Curtis says eternal happiness, and he spelled
happiness wrong. But that's OK.
It's not the name of a Pokémon. So we don't have to, you know,
worry about that. Yes, that is correct.
In fact, eternal happiness is exactly what I have written
down. So good job, Mr. Curtis.
Good job, Corbin. You both got that one.
You did OK. You did pretty well on these on
this pop quiz, but I think we should wrap it up here.
That's going to do it for the lesson on how we got to see it
and it's magnificent glory today.
And you know what? It's all I could ask for.
You know, I never know if we're. Going to good good Pokémon good
work good good work everyone good work team the professor
approved everybody take great job great job I.
Don't know who you're talking to, Mr. Chris.
The spinner axe are all gone. There's no spinner axe in here
anymore. Oh, OK, all right.
Never mind. I, I was just, I mean the, the,
the, the Spinnerac production team, I just wanted them to know
that that they did, they did well in reproducing the.
Oh wait, yeah, sorry, I forgot. I didn't see the one holding the
boom the boom mic above us. He was hiding in the shadows.
Yes. Oh, but that's it.
OK, great. I'll continue then.
All right, so that's going to do it for today's lesson on Ho.
Oh yeah. Does anybody, does anybody know
who what Pokémon we're gonna be talking about next week?
Professor. What do you mean that's it?
I thought was the end of the Johto.
Is it finally deciduous turn? No, but it is a grass type and
there is there is one more in the JoJo region.
This one this. One's has a little bit of a.
It's a little bit mythical. We'll say it's not.
People don't. Quite a lot of people don't know
about it. It's a rally, Turtwig.
OK, no, it's not Rally, it's not Turtwig.
This is this is a, it's a grass and psychic type.
I believe if you put if you put any stock into the typing
system. What a group is it in,
Professor? Not it doesn't have an A group
actually. Is it oddish?
Yeah, not, not, not, not discovered at this point.
It's not oddish. I'm gonna go ahead and.
Tell you, what's it star sign? I don't.
Know I don't know if. There's only, I don't know when
it was born. It kind of gives Aquarius if you
ask me. OK cool, but I can't say that
for sure. Next week we are learning about
Celebi, the time travel Pokémon. I mean, if you believe in that
kind of thing, which which I don't.
Oh, maybe it has its own rock. Maybe that's.
OK. All right, maybe.
Celebi has a rock. Yeah, it has up its butt and it
just poops it out and uses that to travel through time.
That'd be. Kind of cool.
Yeah, yeah. Write, write that theory down.
We're gonna put that. We're gonna put that in a
Pokedex entry. You got it, OK.
OK, so that's gonna do it for today's lesson.
Do you want do you want to head out?
Want to go check out this party? Yeah.
Yeah, let's go see the party outside the window here.
Take a look everybody. It's so.
What? Portman, What are you saying?
Oh my. Oh my God.
I. Just I see people yelling and
arguing and fighting. They're what is going on.
It's a whole they're breaking out.
They're they have swords on fire beers.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh God, was that a mortar? Who the heck is?
That artillery fire, we're taking our fire.
One of the spitter eggs. Wait, wait, they're in a tank?
They made a tank. Wait, is it they made a tank,
made a tank out of other spinner racks and they're shooting
spinner racks out of the tank? It's a spinner rank, yeah, and
we'll. Take God.
It's a spinner. Rank, it's a spinner rank.
We've been working on that and R&D tank rack even better, yeah.
No, I like spinner rank, I got to say, because it also kind of
makes it sound like it's stinky. Oh, there's another. 10 God, OK?
Oh, that's bad. It looks like the the newly
revived humans are not meshing well with the new Kingdom that
we've built here in the Jota region.
OK, you could say that. A little debacle, yeah.
Yeah, looks like they're not keen to give back the homes and
businesses and and living quarters that they appropriated
once the humans had had had. I mean, it's really, you know,
it's really, you know, when, when you take over.
Riskers, you do you. Do not go on the on the spinner
axe side here. Do not take the spinner axe
side. But not but we like the human.
Side, we rebuilt all of the houses after the disaster.
You know, we reinforce them, we reinforce them with web.
Covered them with web I've I'm Raise your hand if you're all
for gentrifying spinner axe. I thought that that your effort
is still trying. It's still stuck in there.
It's still trying to get away. Putting it in the tank, What the
heck? Okay, that's what they're going.
To get out of the tank, out of the spinner ring.
Oh man. They shot into the window.
We can get out of here. Oh my God, We jumped out the
window. Wow, we're pretty high up.
Oh my. God, jeez, what should we do?
Should we stay here? What are we supposed to do?
We. Supposed to.
Stay here We. Should we take up arms?
Professor, you said peace, right?
So we must, we must go talk and and try to to resolve the
conflict, OK? Let me let me wrap up this
lesson here I'm. Gonna stay here.
Yeah, Corbin, you stay here. You're just you're you're a
small baby child. And I, you're you're technically
I'm still your legal guardian. So you can't.
You can't be. Mr. Krista, we'll go out and see
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