Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor Jacob? And joining me today, as always
is my wonderful teaching. Assistant, mr.
Curtis say hello to everybody, mr.
Curtis please. Oh, thank you.
Hello, everybody this I am mr. Curtis and I am here.
Here at the request of the professor so please let's all
give a round of applause for Professor.
Thank you. I guess I again I have to say I
didn't specifically request you. I just okay dear your teaching
assistants form that you gave me and then that side I didn't read
the whole thing. And now you're now you're have
to be my teaching assistant for the next 400 lessons.
So that's right. That's why you read the fine
print. I got I have to have didn't read
any of the print. I just was just signed it to him
out of my face but he wouldn't leave.
Okay, but also joining me today. It's not just mr.
Curtis, thank God. It's also my wonderful student
here in class Corbin. Say hello to everybody Corbin.
Oh wonderful. You called me.
Wonderful today. I'm in a good mood.
I don't know why I'm in a good mood good.
Hey, good news everybody. It has been many many weeks
since professor. Sir, Palm gave me that amazing,
amazing. Egg was saying true, and it
still hasn't opened yet. So I wanted to see what the hell
was going on. Professor, I brought it in for
you today. Okay, I got it.
I got it right here and I I'm trying to figure out why?
Exactly the Sandshrew egg is not cracking.
Okay. Well, I know been keeping it
warm, I have been spitting on it.
I have been doing everything that I looked up online.
Those two things, those two things are, not what you're
supposed to do, right? Let's first of all, let's make
this quick. We're not talking about Sam /, a
or Sandshrew eggs today was not what we're talking about, but
let me go ahead and grab it real quick.
That's let me just give it a sniff.
Is it okay to take it once and you just jostle a little bit
homeless? I'm listening to what what's it
saying? Is it alive?
That's weird, it's telling me you don't love it enough.
What is that true? Do I tell it every day seven
times a day that I love that don't but it's gonna become.
Well there's a difference between saying that you love it
and actually loving, I hug it every night.
It literally sits next to me in my bed.
My mom talks me and Megan every night she says ones that fucking
thing going to hatch and I say Mom you're in fucking business
and close the door on the way out.
I'm gonna hug thing till I fall asleep.
So please let me know when it's gonna open.
All right, one love, and a little bit more to just walk
around. With a dang thing.
All right, here, catch, I have been walking like two miles
every day at least. Okay.
Well, you know what, go ahead, go ahead and put that egg away
for now, again, walk around with it, make sure you have it on
your person ever. You're going on any of your
Journeys, okay? Something's wrong.
I think you don't know what it is, but I'll put it away for
now. Excuse you Corbin, the Press
doesn't know, mr. Cardoza, exactly why?
No mistake, mr. Curtis, he's right there that's
him. Okay, that's not funny.
I thought it was kind of funny. Hey, does anybody know what
Pokemon we're talking about today?
Fairy girl. I think you told us last time, I
mean, I always tell you last time and you never remember,
that's weird. I don't know why we would do
that. Um, since you're, no, we're not.
We already talked about Sam's, her know.
We're talking about a very, can we talk about him again?
No, not talk about sandscrew, again.
I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you what put more talking about
were learning about Clough. Very, which is known as the
fairy Pokemon. Wow.
Now have either of you seen a cliff Ferry before only on the
internet but not in real life. No, no, I've never seen one, but
like sometimes late at night when I'm out, you know, tending
to the Aria doses in the forest. I feel like I hear some some
little little On the wind, I think your ariados is Michael
choking on some. Now, that's definitely, that's
definitely a gang guard. That is trying to taunt you to
come into the into the forest and murder you.
That is a little honestly terrifying.
Mr. Curtis and it's usually that actually makes sense because you
know, sometimes I turned to look and I get tied up right away.
That are you doses? They don't let me go.
So they keep me wrapped up. They look they look out for me.
You know somebody has sounds sounds like the looking For you.
Jesus. Hey does anybody anybody want to
see a Clefairy? I need does a Ursaring shit in
the woods. Yeah I mean I would too
unfortunately Unfortunately, fairies are so rare and it's so
hard to get a hold of one. Mr. Curtis kill this before.
We could get a chance to look at its mr.
Chris did you kill another Pokémon?
Squirtle. Whatever happened to you ever,
been convicted? Of killing a Pokemon militia
Squirtle. Squirtle.
Huh. What happened to you Squirtle?
Like I said, Kurt, has ever been convicted of killing one
maliciously, gonna God tried? Not yet convicted.
I'm just messing with you. I have a Clefairy here.
It was no. Pokemon is beyond my reach.
All right, I can access them all.
So, here is here is our little Clefairy.
A little poke pinky little baby, what a cutie pie cutie and
definitely the fact that's that's one of the main traits of
a Clefairy is how cute it is. Yeah.
Anything anything you want to comment on specifically?
I've been told that's one of my traits as well.
Professor you've been lied to any traits here on the cliff
area that you would you would like to let me tell you about
the school Fair. It's Nice.
Do. It's got a nice little hairdo
with a little. Is he up in the front there?
But is that hair? Are we sure that's hair and not
like as part of its skin? I mean that's kind of gross to
think about. It's the same color as its skin
right? Unless that's all.
I think that's all Ferrari. Very fine but short I don't want
to invade its space But like I don't know either that or it
looks like part of like a it kind of almost looks a little
bit like strawberry ice cream. Yeah.
I guess it does.
Hey, you want something cool that a Clefairy can?
Do, is it going to cause me bodily harm?
Yeah. Oh no, the fairies are likes.
Don't worry. You've already signed your
waiver or your mom. Did signed your wish.
Yeah. You're right.
We've learned a lot we've learned about a lot of very
dangerous Pokemon the last couple days I last couple weeks
but Clefairy is not one of those.
There's a Clefairy, do not really have much in the way of
offense. They they're very cute
squishable Pokemon. But here, if you pick one up and
like like this, I pick it up. And you threw it.
Whoa, what are you doing? It'll just float around.
Yeah, that amazing. Wait can you teach this little
booger fly? No no.
You cannot teach it Fly here. Let me jump on its feet.
Hold on. No no Ferry flight, nope, not
work. Okay.
Oh goodness. Oh goodness.
Alright was my bad everybody. I'm sorry I thought it would
work well. Well, so your detention for
today, we will be taking Clefairy to the Pokémon Center.
He's tasty. It's fine, right?
No. Okay.
Follow me, Clefairy Clefairy. How you doing?
How you doing Clefairy? That's that's good, right?
That means good. That was a that was a very
struggled cry there. All right, well, let me go ahead
and put Cliff area back into the Pokeball to to end her her
suffering at least for what does that mean?
It means that you you horribly maimed, this Clefairy and until
we can take it to the Pokémon Center and putting it in this
Pokeball, fine. Why do I even?
This is one of the most rare Pokémon that we have and you,
you can't stop telling me. A Pokemon is going to fly around
in the room and I mean, not try to grab onto it.
I mean, that's just like, you know what?
Come on, it's that's good to know.
So I was like, don't have any Pokemon fly in the future, you
may have noticed before he put Cliff area way that Clefairy in
addition to a, like, a little curlicue tail.
It also has very small Wings on its back but you are very astute
and you got a good look at it before.
Corbin jumped on it. You may have noticed that its
wings were not flapping as it was in the air.
Oh, just levitates It's it's just levitating and we'll learn
how it does that here in a little bit.
So I think that's a great transition to start talking
about the Pokedex entries, 0 before I move on Clefairy is the
very first fairy-type Pokémon. Now we're talking about today.
It is, there is a specific type of Pokémon called fairy.
Now us here in the Kanto region, while we're a little bit dense
than we didn't really realize that for a very long time.
Until you know, we started talking to our brother and over
in the Kalos region. As they are the pioneers of the
fairy-type. They figure that shit out pretty
quickly. Yeah.
Categorization they did were and we're glad to have them with us
dum-dums. Over here.
We're just calling Clefairy a normal-type.
Ooh. Yeah that's us.
Am I right? Yeah.
So yeah. Now this is this is the first
fairy-type Pokémon that we're talking about, so let's learn
what Secrets, Clefairy has started with a Kanto region.
The first one here, says it's magical and cute appearance.
Eel has many admirers. It is rare and found only in
certain areas, that's so vague, it's extremely vague.
I would I would argue that all Pokemon are only found in
certain areas except for, except for Ratatat, which we all know
can live anywhere that it can eat and also mate.
Same, how old are you? What's the next Century?
The Next Century. I'm glad you asked next entry.
Here says a Award for their cute looks and playfulness.
They are thought to be rare as they do not appear, often, man.
We are just nailing it here, Kanto region, and we've
basically defined what rares there are thought to be.
They are thought to be rare. We haven't figured that one out
yet. We're still trying to decide
because, you know, the evidence here that we have is they do not
appear oven. So we need to step it up.
They're still trying to decide if it's a legendary Pokemon or
not. Yeah.
All right, the next one says, because of its adorable nature.
It is in high demand as a pet. However, it is rare and found
only if Mount only and limited area limited not certain, what
is what is a limited area. What does that mean in an area?
Limits. You know, unlike those unloaded
are are areas that are just crazy.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
Like The Meadows airplanes that have Nitto Kings and in a row,
so glad we're not talking about them anymore.
All right, let's move on to the Johto region in Johto.
I think they have a little bit more have a better explanation
about them. That says the Moonlight that it
stores in the wings on its back apparently.
Gives it the ability to float in midair.
Okay. Already like already we have
just so much more information coming to us from the judge
region. It can store Moonlight in its
wings and that gives it, apparently the ability to float
in midair. Okay, that's okay.
So, I think that kind of proves the point that I was trying to
make a week ago. Okay.
So when I said that Knitter ran or sorry Nidoking and the whole
know Squad are affected by the moon.
Powers. Its I'm telling you these
Pokemon all came from the moon, man.
Cliff are. He's got to be one of them.
I mean, I guess I mean, I'd be a good be a good.
Guess that Club? Fairies came from the man.
I don't know. I don't know as much about the
Nitto, the Veneto Squad as we've been calling it.
Yes, I don't know if they necessarily came from the moon
but I could see I could see the argument that that Clefairy came
from the main course. Not.
That's, you know, tribe is obviously just a bunch of
mutated. Irritate eyes.
Oh no, don't poison not my view. Not confirmed.
No evidence.
Not even any circulation. Credibility to that mr.
Curtis please. Yeah.
Okay, next week here in the Johto region says it's adorable
behavior and cry, make it highly popular.
However this cute Pokémon is rarely found though.
Rarely seen it becomes easier to spot for some On the night of a
full moon that's got to come out and get them Powers so it can
float around like the bad bitch that it is, it is unknown.
Why? But for some reason, it's easier
to spot. Now, does that mean that like
it's easier to see or that they're just out there?
I think they're all more, I think.
I think they want to be on the Moonlight because they want to
fly around. That's a cool.
I think that's true. It's just very unclear by how
this pokedex entry is worded. I think, I think what these
Pokedex entries are trying to To get across is how mysterious as
Pokemon really is. Yeah, we can make a lot of
assumptions about it but since it's so rare because you know it
only exists in certain areas it's so rare.
It's hard for us to really you know see any real facts about it
right? Okay let's move on to the Hoenn
region on every night of a full moon which would be one night,
it's really rare for one night and then they're not full moons
anymore, okay, whatever. Anyways, moving on.
Every night of a full moon groups of this Pokemon come out
to play when Dawn arrives, you know, my know her.
We just nope not her last, not the Pokemon trainer Dawn til we
get we regularly get Pokedex entries from the morning.
When Dawn arrives, the tired, Clefairy return to their quiet,
Mountain Retreats and go to sleep, nestled up against one
each against each other. Oh, that's cute.
Well, that's a lot more descriptive than the last
entries there. That pretty much just said Is it
literally comes out just to Vibe out with the Moon.
Yeah to come out and play dance around and then when it's
morning it you know it the Walk of Shame back up to their quiet,
Mountain route reads, that's a I'll cuddle.
Yeah just imagine a tired, Clefairy how adorable must that
be? Can I, I want to sleep in a
Clefairy cuddle. Well, you'll have to find one
first. It's very difficult to, to do
first. I think you're going to, you
smell too bad, that go fairies aren't going to want to mess.
Um, and I'm sorry to tell you, you smell like sticky.
Spinarak web and all the puffins every class.
I don't think so. Fairies are about that, I don't
know. Cliff areas can be very
forgiving. All right, one more entry here.
It says, with its magical and cute appeal.
Yeah. With its magical and cute appear
appeal. It has many admirers, it's rare
and founded, only certain areas. I mean, you have already seen
that before. Yeah.
Okay. Moving like this in a region.
Thoughts to live with others on quiet mountains.
When it says others, I have to assume it means other Club.
Fairies could be other fairies, it could be Nidoking, Zak could
be my uncle Steve, who knows? Yeah, who's really, who knows
thoughts to live with others on quiet?
Mountains? It is popular for its adorable
nature. The next one says it flies.
Using the wings on its back to collect Moonlight, this Pokemon
is difficult to find. So the wording on that is Weird.
It says it flies using the wings on its back to collect
moonlight. So you would think like what do
you think it's trying to say from that the wings have to be
power? What kind of like I you'd bring
like a solar-powered charger to charge your phone outside?
I think go fairy's wings of the same way.
I think it is literally just Powered By Moonlight, it's not
like physics were, it's like a Pidgey flaps its wings, then it
flies around. Its like, it actually takes in
the Moonlight and uses that for energy.
Okay, so okay, I understand that, but that's not what this
pokedex entry is saying. Okay, let me read it again.
It flies using the wings on its back to collect moonlight, so it
makes it sound like collecting mood light while it's flying.
It's using the flying as a means to collect Moonlight with the
wings on its, but you can collect it while you've while
you fly me, who says, you can. I mean, yeah, but but what you
says is that, it can fly because it has Moon energy, stored, I
think it go. I think it's not what it is.
Rex and I think it comes out of its cave.
Hello. Hi.
Clefairy hero Wu and then it absorbs, some Moonlight gets
enough that it can fly around and then it flies up, you know,
high enough to get closer, get closer to the moon.
So can absorb them Moonlight beyond the trees and stuff.
So, it's not secluded by anything.
And then you can, you can get charged up from the Moon by
still flying around. I just think it needs a little
bit of juice to get off the ground first.
But okay. Yeah, that's it says that it
flies to collect Moonlight but it can only fly when it has
Moonlight, which is Kind of a, which came first kind of
scenario. Yeah.
Well I just told you I think I know.
Okay. All right.
Fine. The next one here says it is
said that happiness will come to those who see a gathering of
Clefairy dancing under a full moon get down Annika fairy.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Yeah, Dan. So if you, if you see a bunch of
Clefairy dancing, under a full moon, happiness is in your
future. You know, one of my favorite
things in Pokedex entries are old.
Wives tales. Yes, good science.
They're good, great science. I love it.
I love all these scientific facts that we have about
Clefairy. Sorry about that.
So use you, Jesus see here actually and usually enough we
have one from the univer region. Hey it's really only slightly
different but it is different on nights with a full moon,
Clefairy gather from all over and dance bathing in the
Moonlight makes them float. Okay.
Also, again, do they bathe in the water in the Moonlight?
Are they taking baths together? Or is it just bathing?
Like just like Moonlight bathing?
They mean yeah. It just like they it's like when
you sunbathe, right? But they're Moon bathing.
I didn't know if they like took baths together.
Then absorb the moon, like that way or something.
Probably not. I will say about.
I will say this, about Clefairy. They're a little bit stinky.
I'll say that they aren't they don't smell great, did you?
He must have wash the Warfare that we had.
That back, I said there could be very forgiving.
Listen Curtis is like hey if I stink they stink it's gonna be a
good time. We're all thinking together.
You know what? Curtis I was wrong.
You might be right for them. Yeah.
Maybe. Well, I mean look he kind of
looks a little bit like Clefairy.
I mean yeah. He's like you do like this hund?
He's pink. What are you doing?
Like, what? Miss it?
Yeah. Can you just he described what
you're doing? Are you just serving why?
Of course, I'm doing, the, the cliche little, the little finger
dips, as I call them. The felt like the fing finger,
waggle know. Yeah, but it's kind of like the
waggle but it's like more. Yes.
The wife lot of a lot of upper-body movement goes along
with it so it's like you jerk to the left and it's click and then
you jerk to the rightness. And then as as your body's
jerking back and forth, you use your fingers to direct the
motion, right? Of course, I tell you what
fellow students, friends peers, you guys are missing out on this
beauty. Let me tell you, yeah, beauty is
definitely a word that you could use to describe that it was a
right description. Well, I'm not sure I should say
this mr. Curtis does keep saying cleffa,
we are not learning about cleffa.
Clarify is a Pokemon. We're learning about Larry
cleverley is the like the pre evolved version of Clefairy.
We're not talking about that yet for some reason for some, you
know, it would make sense to talk about it before Clefairy
but that's not how the Pokedex Works might want this time.
Yeah. So we'll learn about how very,
you know, how rare the fairies are.
I mean, just nobody had seen a clef of for a long time.
They just seem to be apparently. Yeah, we had to wait until the
those folks over in the Johto region.
Found them. Okay, let me tell you guys about
the a lowland Pokedex entries for buffing right now.
These aren't that. They're not that crazy.
It's adorable behavior and appearance, make it popular with
men and women young and old. Oh, it's numbers are few.
However, like I love, I love how many different ways professors
can come up to say the phrase. As they are rare, right?
It's numbers are few, they really are plagiarizing.
Each other's works at this point, they're rarely found.
They're not seen much. There's a few of Alan found.
Only in certain areas only in limited areas and they do not
appear often. We get it, they're rare.
Okay, the next one here says on nights with a full moon, they
gather together and dance the surrounding area.
Is enveloped in an abnormal magnetic field.
What? Yes.
So if you do find them, you might find that your I guess,
compass compass. Yeah, starts starts acting wonky
or maybe your phone just isn't working as well, but it feels
bless you, mr. Kurtz.
Okay, everybody's need those. Yeah.
So, yeah. So yeah, interesting and
interesting lie, enough we didn't hear about this before
but they, if there's a bunch of them and they have a bunch of
Sure of that Moon energy stored in their, in their wings.
They can create an abnormal magnetic fields.
So, basically, if you have like a metal plate in your head, it's
not going to feel too good, right?
No, I don't know. Sure.
I mean hasn't been tested well, mrs.
Curtis, because now, now, you may not know this.
You may not know this Corbin but Clefairy are very rare.
Oh, yes, of course, of course, it is.
Not often that you see one in the wild, of course, of course,
Or someone who's of course, of course Works.
OK next one here says they are popular but they're rare
trainers. Who show them off.
Recklessly may be targeted by thieves recklessly wasn't me.
You throw Nicole Ferry around a gym or something?
No, they just taste like, kind of like, you know, it's like if
you have like a, like a hundred showing it off thinking.
Yeah. You show it off.
Exactly. You showing it off like a like a
three, like a diamond that will split into three pieces by
Nidoking last week. No, it's weird.
I III, actor, class. I put that back together and it
really seemed like half the diamond that I threw out.
I mean, I don't know, Decay must have kicked part of it to the
other side of the room or something.
I don't know, man. I just, you're just like, you
know? Powderized yeah.
V bi probably powderized it. Yeah, thank you, mr.
Curtis probably, yeah, probably. Or maybe accidentally knocked it
into a, to a student's backpack. Hmm, I'm looking mr.
Curtis, I wouldn't ever do that. Oh, I mean you'll Nothing under
this trench coat, I'm wearing I promise you literally, you'll
find nothing like oh God move on please please.
Okay. The Next Century here says
bathed in Moonlight, its wings glow faintly without even
flapping. Clefairy Rises into the air
where it dances around, you raise me up so I can stand on
mountains. That's specifically Mountain
Moon. Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Okay, that does it for the
regional pokedex entry. Is there is one for the gala
region but it's just repeats of what we've already seen.
So I'm not gonna waste my time, reading it.
Instead, I'm going to read a unique pokedex entry that comes
to us from ashes Pokédex. It says Clefairy this impish
Pokemon is friendly and peaceful route.
I don't know. It's not rude.
It sounds like an insult. I mean it's really just a word.
It's however you take it. All right.
Sure. I mean you're a little bit in
Right? I didn't take that.
Well okay well I guess it was an insult then it is believed to
live inside Mountain Moon although a very few have ever
been seen by humans once and it is rare.
Yeah so you are you two here are one of the few that have
actually seen a Clefairy in person.
Well hot diggity damn most. Why would you say that?
Are they rare Professor? Yeah, it's it's not often that
they are seeing is what I I would say, you know, I don't
want to copy anybody's work, all right.
So that does it for the Pokedex entry is I'm gonna do.
Now, what I always do, which is read and unsourced uncredited
article. This one says, Clefairy is a
bipedal pink Pokémon with a chubby vaguely star shaped body.
Vaguely star. Yes, I feel like squint.
It kind of looks a little bit like a star.
I mean, I really overweight star.
I mean sure. It definitely does a little pot
belly, which I would, which is so adorable.
A small pointed tooth protrudes from the upper left corner of
its mouth. It has wrinkles besides, it's
black oval eyes, I guess I'll a single dark pink oval marking on
each cheek, which kind of looks like.
It has like rosy cheeks, I guess.
I thought those were nipples. But all right.
Why would you think that I do? They're above during their of
Puppets mouth. Now in the brain sees What It
Wants man. I don't know, I guess we are
that you wanted Clefairy nipples but let's move on.
Large pointed ears with it has large pointed ears of brown tips
a tuft of fur curls over his forehead.
So this this says that it's firm but got it told you.
Hi again, unsourced uncredited much like its large upward
curling tail. That is that's how the fur on
its head curls, like its upward curly tail.
Each stocky arm has two small Claws and a thumb on each hand
and both feet have a single toenail just one, there is a
pair of tiny butterfly shaped wings.
I don't know what a butterfly. I know what a Butterfree is.
Yeah, I don't know, a butterfly is, I know what a cutie fly?
Is baby, was a typo, probably typo.
Butterfly, shaved Wings on its back though.
Incapable of flight was fair. He is Wings.
Hold on. The fairy's wings can store
Moonlight and allow it to float. So I guess they're drawing us
distinction between flying and floating.
Well, I mean, I guess there's a difference.
I mean it didn't cover that high but we also know that big of a
classroom. So, but okay, when somebody says
to me float, I think of something that can't control his
direction. Right side us, really true.
I mean, I don't know. There are things that could get
one of them. When something is floating and
can't, they can't like decide where it's going.
Come on, the whim of the winter. I think you can.
I think you can direct your floating.
I think there are things that can direct Felicity.
I was trying to say, listen, I just I'm just gonna stay right
here. Now that I think clay fairies,
what they do can be considered flying, that's what I'm going to
say. I think it is called aggressive
floating. I think you need to open a book,
advanced advanced load. And, yes, I think it's Advanced
directional floating as you would see in, like a hot air
balloon. Okay, okay.
Again, hot air balloons, they can't direct where they're
going. Can't be good.
Can I can I think you can ever been in one?
I never, I don't think they just send people.
I want air balloons and say good luck fucker.
Like I think they, I think you can turn.
Oh, they know where the wind is blowing and so that takes them
to where they need to go my guess what?
She looks like Rudders, How would, how would you do?
You think a runner would direct a like they would have to have
like little wings on? Listen, I last I checked.
I wasn't a hot air balloon mechanics.
I can't tell you. You'd me, neither, although I
know mr. Curtis has been working on his,
his hot air balloon, mechanic license.
So maybe he has some in some, well, I do believe you're onto
something there. Actually with what with the way
the comparison there and on how they fly.
But I have to say that in all of my experience has really Ali.
I'm getting a license because I'm trying to build a man-sized
web sale to kind of float people up in the air and that does just
follow the trends of the wind. Yeah, no, no.
Don't know. It's now if you can get, you
know, a couple pidgeys on a string, say web, you know, man,
those little those little guys are entitled to get.
I just want to thank you know, you catch him in some webs, you
tie him up and then you just hang them over.
The side of the of the sale sold and it's Danny, this man should
not help, then you can initially direct what direction you wanted
to fly. But under its own power know.
Okay, there's your answer. I guess, let me go ahead and
keep reading this one source and accredited article.
We're almost done. It says, Clefairy is a is very
shy and it rarely shows itself to humans.
It's rare. Whoa!
On the rare occasions that does come down from its Mountain
Home. It can be seen dancing under the
light of the full moon, the areas surrounding their dance
are enveloped in a magnetic field once the Sun starts to
rise. It returns home where it sleeps
nestled with other Clefairy nocturnal.
I like calm. Yeah, alright that does it for
the unsourced. Uncredited are that's it.
Pack it up. Let's go home.
That's it. Everyone and thank you all for
listening. Nope.
Stop putting your things away stops.
Zipping, up your bags. All right.
Nothing yet because I know, I know you're not expecting this,
but we have a Popoff is to no way.
Yeah, we get a know. It's, it's so rare that it
happens. But we do have a pop about as
rare as a Rattata on my right. Yeah, Rattata known for being
rare. Okay, so go ahead.
Grab your Rotom laptops, put away, your Pokedex, has got it.
Oh, I'm Lena. Oddly enough, you don't need.
Thing else for this. We don't need paper pens pencils
but all that away. You just need a Rotom laptop.
Sounds good. Do you need my thermometer again
or know? I've never asked for your
thermometer. All right.
Question number one, when is the best time to go looking for
Cliff Aires and why and corporate responded with the
wonderfully you know specific answer.
Thank you that says at night during a full moon and the
reason why is because they love to come Come out and vibe in the
Moonlight. Yeah, baby, mr.
Curtis says, the best time to define a Clefairy, is during the
full moon, one can find them in the Moonlight.
That's the kind Professor, please Buffy's, let me the best
time to find the club Ferry, is during the full moon.
One can find them in the Moonlight.
That's the kind that was awful, please.
Very good, mr. Curtis never do that again good.
Um so just to Mark, feel good. Just no, I refuse.
I'm not gonna I will not reinforced - her she did.
You did real. Thank you.
I put myself out there to help to help Professor build a better
classroom and I just hope he appreciates it.
I also like the musical cue that you played along with it.
It was completely off key but I enjoyed it but good job.
Wow. Yeah, I wear Did you hear that
music even come from? I don't see any kind of music
play. I keep a boom box under my
trench coat. That's the only thing under my
trench coat. He does he does wear a trench
coat every single day. I mean you have you noticed that
I think it's just comes if he's just lazy is lazy way of not
having to wear clothes he just throws it on, I guess them.
He's pretty lazy. Okay.
Okay, so core when you get full marks for that Curtis,
unfortunately you get half marks.
Oh no, yeah half marks. Because you did not tell me why,
why it is easier to find a Clefairy during a full moon,
yikes answer. There is that it's, they often
come out and dancing the in the full moon.
Now, according to us, here in the Kanto region, it's there
isn't an exact reason. Why I let me home, let me find
them pokedex entry here. It says, I'm sorry in the, in
the Johto region is really said, this.
The rarely seen becomes easier to spot for some reason on the A
night of a woman's admin. They haven't quite figured it
out yet and the Johto region. But well I mean how and I did
okay I guess I was I was focusing on too much on trying
to get it to fit within my musical cue.
But yeah, I what I was trying to say is that you can still find
them in the Moonlight didn't cost you points there, but I in
my book, you got crazy. You're right Professor.
I'm not gonna argue with you Professor.
I will take a half on that one. I'll take a knee.
Perfect for you, Professor nothing could take a knee.
I'll think about what At question number two, if you are
searching for happiness. This folktale says, you should
look for Clefairy doing what Corbin responded with dancing
around together in the Moonlight at night and mr.
Curtis says, seeing a group of Clefairy Dancing in the
Moonlight gives you those sweet vibrations and Happy Feeling
vibrations baby yepp vibrations 5A shinzon Libations.
Okay, so I believe it's the folktale.
Specifically says, under a full moon.
Okay, well, I thought that again, I literally was going to
write full moon to be specific, but I'm like, okay, Moonlight.
That's II. Literally wrote it.
I'm not joking. I'm not just saying this.
I wrote it with the full intention of thinking full moon
because I even said it in the last one, I know it's a full
moon. Well, I can only know what you
type in. Send me Corbin, I cannot
yourself what you think, but not I'm giving you.
I'm giving you guys. Since you both like, didn't say
the full moon thing, I'm gonna be the am I thank you?
I was I was getting ready to take.
Take another knee. This time with Corbin, we can
take a knee to Curtis one. Knee is enough.
We don't need you on both knees. Yeah, don't take it that you
only have two needs. You can't take another long
pressing, I'm doing my best. Okay question number 3, yr,
Cliff fairies highly sought after as pets.
Hey, all the answers are in. That was, hey, that was actually
pretty quickly in, you know, you know, for some reason, it felt
like a really long time to me, but in reality was actually very
quick. So let me read the question
again. Wire, Clefairy is highly sought
after as pets, Corbin responded with, because they are cute and
fluffy, and rare capitalized rare.
So, that's why I yelled it. Mr. Curtis responded with Cliff
fairies are seen as super Cube. This makes them very popular as
That's in parentheses still not as cute as spinarak though.
No. Yes.
So true to each their own and he is he has he's a man of very odd
taste. So and those are green puffins
and Spinner X, you green pop, that's supposed to be green.
How long do you leave them out? 40 there.
Dry aged Cheese's. They're not suppose, they're
not. It's not why not me?
It's it's not me either. Well, I mean, you know, after
you Marinate them enough. Then he leave them out to dry
and dry aged good. A nice film on the exterior.
Oh, gross. I'm gonna vomit the correct.
They're, I mean, they're like pastries, why would they have a
film? Why are you marinating pastries?
Just gonna be soggy. Okay.
Okay, let me let's focus focus. Um, the answer.
Yes, you guys are both rates because they're really, really
fucking cute. Not necessarily because they are
rare. In fact, I would say that's
detrimental to them. A good pet.
But yeah, it's because it says, most people might want to
because they're like, hey yeah, I'll never find one again.
Let me get this thing. I can show it off to my friends.
It's rare. Who likes appliance supply and
demand. I see ya.
See what I mean? The Pokedex entry specifically
says, it's because they have an adorable behavior and cry if you
want to get really specific about it.
But you know, it's because they're cute but people liked me
when I cry. If people liked me at all woman.
Hey, mr. Kerr Response.
Go pick up some balloons for the professor's.
Pity party. I mean, I always have balloons
ready to go. What doesn't he have ready to
go? I don't know.
Clothes underneath his trench coat, that's what Guys are
blowing that up mr. Curtis!
Thank you, there you go. Professor.
Okay, I got one right here for you.
Thank you. Oh jeez.
It is so slobbery. Oh my God.
It's like a water balloon at this way.
I'm gonna put this to the side. I think I'm feeling a lot
better. Thank you.
Let's let's move on to the last question.
Now, you, this is this last question is very slim similar to
last week's. Final question is a long.
Arm question or I guess that essay question I suppose is
another way you could say it. So please again, there's no
correct answer to this. I just want to hear what you
guys say. The question is, why does
Moonlight allow Clefairy to fly? Now, don't please please.
Please don't don't send, don't give me because it stores it and
it swings, right? That doesn't explain why, that's
explains what it does. All right, I want to know why
it's being able to store? That energy allows the Clefairy
to float in the air, mr. Curtis, that is the longest
answer I've ever seen. I've been ready for the I've
been working on this one for a while.
All right, both of the answers are in for those students who
may have forgotten the question. Was, why does the Moonlight
allow a Clefairy to fly Corbin responded?
With the moon has been shown to have special effects on Pokémon,
stitches, Needle King and Little Queen evolving.
Clefairy is wings, are somehow Reactive to the moon's light and
cause the Clefairy to become light and Float manually Corbin
you did not answer the question. I'd I kind of did a little bit
of core me. You did not answer you did not.
You just said, I'm going to read this again.
All right. Cliff areas.
Wings, are somehow reactive. Sorry.
You literally with the word somehow?
All right, well, it's I have put it down in there.
It's probably fairy dust fairy-type.
Fairy dust is reactive to the Moon.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Korra When this is not a
sufficient answer to this question fairy fairy dust, very,
why would the moon's light create fairy dust?
What does fairy dust? Do how does it?
How does it make a Clefairy light enough to fly?
Listen, it just does. Like I literally did answer the
question, the moon's, like causes the the capillary to
become lighter and Float manually, like I didn't just say
it makes it fly. I literally said it loses its
weight in floats, like a balloon.
Like that's that's not something the Pokedex.
Okay, says, that just says its wings, cause it to float.
I'm like, okay, but like why does it float?
Is it like the wings are lifting it up?
Like, what is it about? You know, and I'm Anonymous
Corvette. Hey, I'm Gonna Give You All
right. You were rambling.
So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a chance here.
How does the Moonlight make a cliff very lighter?
Just Give Me A Reason, throw out something I, you know what, I
don't know. I think I think Clefairy.
Is that okay? That was the, that was the wrong
one wrong answer. Well.
Okay. All right, so, cool, fairies are
native to mount Moon, which has rocks that are having special
strange abilities to evolved. Pokemon, who's to say that the
moon's light not moon rocks, but the moon's light cannot can have
temporarily evolving effects on a Pokémon like son.
Having something on Clefairy, which is considered a vestigial
piece of something on its back, AKA Wings, guess what?
It brings those wings to life and make them actually fly.
Like it's literally evolving part of its body before it's
ready. Without so that's different from
what you said though. You said it makes it lighter.
Well, I'd like to submit that answer.
That's I like the second one that I just said, that's better.
Okay, so you think you think that this is that when it gets
the moons Slight, it's some kind of it's not as strong as the,
the energy that comes from a moonstone, but it gives them
like enough energy to access this kind of like this quasi
quasi evolutionary State, like a pseudo revolutionary state which
causes, which only affects the wings and causes it right.
Fly? Okay.
Okay, okay. Again, it Wings never move but
but they do glow and when Pokémon evolve they glow.
That's what I'm telling you. I mean how rights This is
exactly what I was hoping for. You know, sometimes the student
just needs a little bit of poking and prodding you need to
push. You need a, you need a prod me a
little bit. I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like
a miltank. You just need to push me and
prod me and poke me, and well, never mind, but you have to poke
poke me, okay? Okay, sure.
I mean, that's a weird comparison out.
Didn't know that. That was the thing for sure.
I need to be milked sometimes. All right, please, please pack
up. All right.
Okay, thank you so much for your answer Corbett.
I was you saved yourself. Who will save yourself there?
Let me go ahead and read mr. Curtis has answer, everybody
buckle up, settle in Club. Fairies are actually living hot
air balloons. They are actually Hollow on the
inside and have their actually Hollow on the inside and have
have very thin and delicate exteriors.
This is why they only conduct their business in the Moonlight.
If they were exposed to direct sunlight for extended periods,
it would burn its so-called Wings.
Its quote. Unquote wings are actually
accumulators that gather the reflected solar energy to heat
the internal air and cause lift, finally, the reason they are so
rare is because they are able to hide away.
And in the middle of the day, Mighty fleeting And pulling
themselves by deflating and pulling themselves into small
cracks and crevices. Where people won't look, oh my
God. We go like ships and formula I
adore. This is such a good.
I'm not gonna lie. That's a pretty impressive
answer faster. That's that deserve.
I have a professor. I have seen the light that is
the Moonlight. Okay.
That is it. He is correct.
Moon light is reflected solar energy the snow I think the same
thing that, like, I think sunlights too harsh for
Clefairy, so it needs to thrive out in the reflected sunlight
but yeah, I'm sure I'm sure you did.
Why did I thought it? I one point I did I did the
fairies are hot air balloons. I'm claiming it now yep.
And they Curtis it during the day during the day they deflate
and shot cells into cracks in the flat as pancakes and crawl
under rocks and they literally live under rocks.
Wow okay that was you know, Full marks were both of you.
I'm very, very happy with both of these responses.
I think I cookies. Long-form answer.
Questions are going to be a lot more prevalent in my upcoming
popcorns. Very good.
Thank you. All right, so that does it, for
today's lesson. Does anybody know what Pokemon
we are talking about next week Wigglytuff.
No, I mean, it does kind of resemble Wigglytuff but no,
we're not I always get them confused.
That was the, is it, is it clefable?
Yes Club. Perfect.
Exactly execution their Corbin. Thank you, thank you.
But fairy I was thinking of buffet sorry but that's okay.
Well Chloe Chloe, wait call Ferry is the Pokémon.
We talk right today and so Clefairy is today and Buffet
area would be tomorrow. But fairy, it's like, it's like
it's boss on Harry. But we like, we like a six-pack,
it's Buffs like a canary. It's like, it is like Shredded
like lettuce above fairy. That's right.
No, we're learning about clefable, which is the evolved
form of Clefairy. So, yeah, that does it for
today. If any of the students listening
at home, have any questions they can?
Contact me, vrv, again. Gar mail or Gmail.
He want to use a shortened version of it.
I mean, I'm not, I'm not your mom.
I can't tell you what to do. You can G mail me at wwo Pokemon
at gmail.com. You don't have a Gmail, that's
fine. Although I'm pretty sure you
know, when you enroll in this class, you do automatically, get
one generated for you. So, you might want to look into
that because you probably have a bunch of emails that you're
missing. Sorry, Gmail.
So what's an email? But if you don't have a Gmail,
you can, in fact, contact me, over the flying Pokemon themed
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find, it's a bird. Pokemon Fame, not flying.
Same thing, all bird, Pokémon are flying Pokemon but not all
flying a Bird that's, that's true.
In fact, bird bird type is arguably, not even really a
type, you're not really a type true.
I mean our weight, our humans Pokemon we've discussed this
humans, just like that's a discussion for another time
Professor, okay? Sorry, I'll tell you what, I'll
table this for now. Yes, you can you can contact me
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