Welcome, welcome everybody. Come on in.
Yes, class is starting. Class is starting.
Yes, welcome. This is this is Pokémon Biology
201. Yes, my name is Professor.
Professor Jacob. I would.
I would normally announce, you know that I'm joined by my
wonderful teaching assistant, but not, not this time,
unfortunately. Going Going forward, I will be
teaching this class solo by myself.
Joining me joining me in the classroom today is my young
trainer and training, Corbin. Corbin, if you could please say
hello. I've been having a hard time
recently, Professor, grappling with the idea of just death and
what life means. I don't.
I don't think I'm should be held responsible for what happened to
Mr. Curtis, but there's there's a way I've been looking at.
Me, since I entered the room has been a little bit suss.
I mean, I'm not. Sure, if I like it.
Let's just let's just air this out real quick.
You you pushed him over. I didn't put you pushed him over
now. I, like you, did not, Mr.
Curtis. You didn't turn him into stone.
So that's that's not on you.
That was. That was not on me.
That was his own actions. He jumped in the way of U Two's
attack, right? So it's not your fault, that's.
I mean, with all due respect, he's he's got not his big ill of
the dead, but he's kind of an idiot.
I mean, like, yeah, you did just speak ill of the dead.
Not trying to if I say no offense or not trying to, it
negates it, OK. But like, I'm not trying to
speak ill of the dead. But like, it was his fault, you
know what I mean? Like he could have just sat
aside and just let me and you two fight.
That's what that's what I did. I don't want to point fingers or
anything, but it's absolutely his fault.
OK, all right. You don't need guys.
He's pointing at me. He's pointing at me.
And I'm getting really sad again.
I didn't know. OK, all right, you got me.
I was. I was quietly pointing at my
fingers at you. But there is there's things we
need to address. Students may have noticed that
we are actually in a different classroom.
This is not our usual classroom where we have the class.
How would they notice that, Professor?
I don't know. Different ambient sounds?
The way our voices echo off the walls of this new building.
Okay. All right.
I think it sounds the same to our last.
There's no hustle and bustle of machokes walking through the
halls performing various duties because actually we have.
So the Saffron City Learning Center decided to move my class
just because, you know, they just didn't want to deal with
the bad press they were receiving from the the death in
the classroom, which I, you know is is a large event that would
happen. So they they couldn't outright
fire me thanks to some crafty paperwork applied by Mr. Curtis
before. Did you get interviewed by
Channel 12 as well? Cuz they tried to interview me
and they were shining spotlights in my house and it was just not
okay. Yeah, the officer Jenny's were
very adamants about getting down to the bottom like a little bit
too adamants, I think. I think they might have grown
close to Mr. Curtis from all the time they spent with him during
their investigations on the The Squirtle incident.
OK, so what's gonna happen with the Squirtle incident?
What's what's gonna happen there?
I don't know. I'm not a I'm not a police
officer. I'm not.
I'm not a lawyer. I don't know.
I mean can't you can't charge somebody who's dead, right?
Last I checked, I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think. That's the case regardless.
And maybe this is serendipitous, but we have been moved.
Our new location is the Goldenrod City Learning Center
branch of the Saffron City Learning Center, right.
Everybody around here just calls it the GCLC B OTSCLC for short.
So if you could just memorize, you'd read that back to me,
Corbin, real quick. Yeah, that was the GCLCBOTSLS.
Oh, oh, you missed it. Professor, this is a serious
matter. I'll be sure one more time.
Take it, take it from. The IT is, Professor, it is.
It is of course the GCLCBOTSCLC, yes, and that stands for.
The Goldenrod City Learning Center branch at the Saffron
City Learning Center. I mean it's all it's all in the
front, outside the building. And honestly, that's all that's
really the best thing to do that has come from this.
Awful tragedy, cuz. Going to Rod City is bopping.
I gotta tell you, I'm studying abroad this semester.
It's very fun. My roommate is named Gordon.
Kind of smells. Sometimes they force you to stay
with a roommate, huh? Yeah, yeah, I had to stay with a
roommate. It was cheaper for my mom.
So yeah, weirdly enough, they put me in a penthouse suite.
It's it's actually really nice up there.
What? Yeah, You got a penthouse?
Yeah man, I got a cheap apartment down the street.
Yeah, it is. It is right next to the to the
radio tower though. So, you know, at night the the
red light kind of just blasts into my into my condo.
Sucks. I'm sorry man, but.
Yeah, I miss Perry. You know, I don't think there
were this many plants in here when we when we we're this,
they're this many plants when we started class.
It feels like there's a lot more.
These plants really are growing, though.
It's that's kind of anyway, good air, good air and goldenrod.
OK, Yeah, good air. Professor, we have got to take
advantage and see the bright side of what this opportunity is
provided because we're in a new city, a fresh start away from
all of our friends and family that OK, what friends, what
friends were OK. I do miss Perry.
We know maybe going. Home and if and if Gary was
here, he could have taken care of these things.
I really started to get in the way of things.
There's a new groundskeeper and I don't like him as much.
Yeah. Have you met the new
groundskeeper? No, but I've heard about him.
Yeah. What have you heard?
He stinks worse than Gary. Whoa.
If you can believe that. Yeah.
Yeah, he can't. His name is Larry.
He's the worst. Yeah, talking about talking
about smelly things really makes me miss Mr. Curtis.
So let's go ahead and let's focus up.
Let's start. Let's start the class in
earnest. Corbin, do you know what Pokémon
we're learning about today? I wanna say it's Wait, wait,
what? What?
Oh, geez. Professor.
Professor, I'm so sorry. Geez.
What? How?
Do you do you know you're not where you're normally at?
I was. I spent so long cleaning in the
vacuum and then I then you didn't show up.
I was. I was so, oh geez, they had.
They told me they had moved you all the way out here to Golden
Rod. I had a car.
I had to come all the way here. Oh, so she's.
Mr. Curtis, how are you alive? Where have you been?
OK, I'm not a murderer. How did this happen?
I mean, I mean, I never was. I just told you I was.
I was at class back at the Saffron City Learning Center.
I was cleaning class like I do always before class.
But you died. You straight up died.
Something happened and you just fell over and broke.
It was no one's direct responsibility but you.
You fell over. I'm doing it.
I'm giving him a hug. Get over here.
Professor, I miss you so much. I had to move all these boxes by
myself. Can I get in, Come in here, Get
in here, Get in here, Come. On.
All right. Is that?
Is that is that web? What is that?
Oh, it's web. OK, I'm back up.
You know what? OK.
All right, let's take it from the top.
Hit it, Portia. Hello there and welcome to the
world of Pokémon. My name is Professor Jacob and
thank you so much for attending this lecture on Pokémon biology.
Joining me here in the classroom today is, of course, my
wonderful teaching assistant, Mr. Curtis.
Mr. Curtis, welcome. Back please say hello.
Tell us, tell us. Your journey.
Yeah. Well I I was, you know, I woke
up this morning and I went to the class, you know, 12 hours
ahead of time like I typically do and scrub the scrub the floor
with the toothbrush and and you know, got everything dusted and
ready, you know, set set your, your books on the desk just like
you. You normally like them with the,
you know, with the sheets of paper hanging out and and yeah,
yeah, to make it look, make it look just a little bit, you
know, messy but also slightly organized.
I think that's exactly a messy genius, you might say, such as
yourself. Yeah, I think that is exactly.
I said. But but enough about me, please,
Professor, the way I just said. Do you remember?
Do you remember anything from like, before this morning?
What's what's before this morning?
What's the last thing you were? On I mean, you know, regular,
everyday care and love for my my home spinner act colony.
And and you know of of course, you know our, our, our our
previous lessons at the Saffron City Learning Center.
What was the last lesson? You remember the last.
Lesson Well well, it was about Mew the Legendary the legendary
Pokémon. Mew do.
You remember dying? Dying I I.
Yeah, remember that? We watched you die.
I mean, I never. Died.
What are you talking about? I'm here right in front of you
Corbin. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaking. Speaking of which, the the
please professor, introduce our our student and don't ever tell
me what to do. Please, Professor, forgive me.
Professor, please. All right.
I saw that. Make sure you remember you
remember your place. Right.
Remember his place. Welcome back.
Glad you're alive. Remember your place?
I am going to introduce Corbin, but I'm doing it because I want
to do it and not because miss her of course also.
So joining us here today is our young trainer in training
Corbin. Corbin, if you could please say
hello to everybody. Professor, it feels so good to
be in class and honestly a fresh start.
And if it does feel good, it is a little bit sad.
It's a brand. It's.
A I feel a lot better knowing that he's that he's not, that I
didn't. It's not like I did kill him.
Before. But it's good.
It's good to know for certain that, oh, there's no death at
all. So maybe we can contact the
Officer Jennings and let them know.
You know what we. Can contact Channel 12 News and
say, hey, you don't have to stop.
You could stop trying to interview me constantly.
I didn't kill this man. I think, I think we should kind
of keep this quiet. I think we should kind of keep
it under wraps. And I think cuz people are gonna
start asking a lot of questions that we don't know the answers
to. Right.
So I think you should look this gift, Rapid Ash in the mouth.
I think we should just take this opportunity as a great chance to
explore the Joto region, especially when we're about to
start talking about all these Joto Pokémon, all right?
So none of our 3 million or so listeners, you guys can't tell
anybody, okay, don't tell anybody Mr. Prince's back three
courses. Yeah.
Keep it a secret, Please. Special.
Thanks to Willie for getting me
across the regions in in about 10 minutes that was that was
quite quite how did I guess. OK, rapidash does not go that
fast. Yeah?
Also, wouldn't rapidash have to climb a waterfall?
I mean, you guys have never. I mean, I guess you have met
wobbly legs. Willie.
My, my rat. Yes, of course of.
Course, yeah, he's he's capable of of many great feats.
That's what makes him amazing. I mean he has like what, 4?
PS4 feeds. I mean he has four feeds.
Is that many? And he knows how to use them.
Okay. All right.
Hey, before we get into the lesson in earnest, we do have a
very, very important announcement to make.
Like what, professor? We have a new class president.
No, no, I accept. Thank you.
Thank you, everybody. Corbin, it's not you.
Corbin, Corbin. Please let the we have a new
class president that has been voted on by our virtual
students, which is a much better method than what we were using
before, which I believe is randomly selecting yes.
Professor, I would like to announce it.
As former and 1st class president, I'd like to announce
this. Thank you.
You know what? Go for it if you want to.
Guys, we have a new class president.
So out of the 3 million or so people that that are, you know
virtual students that are listening drum roll, drum, what?
Oh, don't worry, our new Portia will edit that in Impose.
No, she doesn't need to. I got this.
That's my drum roll. Out of the several million
virtual students, only one has come out on top.
And out of 100 in 20 votes. Our new class president with a
third, exactly 1/3 of the vote, really slapping his face is.
Vespa. Give it up for Vespa.
Triumphant horns, triumphant horns.
Oh, I love. A very valued member of our of
our virtual class Vespa. We appreciate you.
Welcome, welcome to the class presidency.
Good to have you well earned. Well earned, well earned.
And if you didn't vote, that's on you.
Yeah, you can't say not my president.
Yeah, you can't say not my president because you didn't
vote and you just didn't vote. You didn't vote.
Now, if you voted for somebody else, I guess you could say not
my president. Right, exactly.
So Gorman, you want to continue and say what the, what the the
roles of the class president are, what they get?
Yeah. OK.
So for for the for a new class president, As a reminder for
Vespa, we do. We would love a official
presidential address from you to the students for us to read in
class. We would love that.
But with that, with being class president, you will receive a
special discord role that's going to let everybody know your
name is going to be highlighted and everybody's going to know in
our discord. Which you can get to in the
description that you are the class president.
And also as class president you will have the professor's
assistant Patreon tier free of charge.
So while you're while you're the class president.
While you're the class president, you get all the cool
perks of being a professor's assistant on Patreon completely
free so you can listen to the Q and A's the outtakes.
You could see Mr. Curtis's impeccable drawings, which, by
the way, who has been posting that, yeah, the last six weeks
is Mr. Curtis has been dead. I mean, I I would never miss any
of my deadlines to to release lessons were you, or deadlines.
Yeah, my, my, my, my wonderful drawings.
Of course I would never let the class down.
You know that's does does never relate ever.
Even from the afterlife. Wow.
Even you know you could learn a thing or two about commitment
from Mr. Curtis Corbin okay. So we'll Vespa please send us
your presidential address as soon as soon as you can take
your take your time. When you get the chance send it
to us. And also let us know, I guess
the best method of giving you this Patreon tier I guess.
We'll figure it out. That was clean.
We can use that.
We can use all of that. But yeah, so great.
Hey, great work, Corbin. Hey, thanks, Professor.
We appreciate that. Thank you.
So I think the we we generally have this for six months or so.
Yeah, every six months is a new election every six months.
I think we were a little bit late this time.
So let's see here. That puts us into what, February
of next year? Oh, I think so.
February of next year, so. But don't.
Don't. Worry casein casein, you had a
good run. Yeah, great job.
Truly one for the books. This will go down in history for
sure. But fear not if you didn't win
this time, cuz when we do it again in February, we will open
the list up again and give you guys an announcement.
Where you can, you know, put in your pitches for your role for
the next round of voting your your, your running platform, if
you will. Yes and sorry.
Case in and and Corbin. Sorry and Vespa, you cannot run
again. Sorry, it's a one time.
Yes yes you are. You are out of the running now.
Yeah, I usually. I usually bike anywhere anyway,
so that's fine. Enjoy, Enjoy it while you while
it lasts. Here, here.
Long live the press. Here, here.
Long, Long live the president. Long live the press.
Long live, President Vespa. Long live the vest.
All right, all right, everybody, everybody, focus up.
It's time to do what we do best, and that is talk about Pokémon.
Does anybody know who we're talking about today?
My goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, yes, Oh my
goodness. We are on a new we're in a new
region. It's a new lineage of Pokémon,
but you still gotta catch them all and be the best that you can
be. But you still gotta catch them
all. And it's a new world here.
Yeah. So this is our first Jodo
Pokémon. Yeah, right.
Sure. Yeah, if.
You want to feel like that, so it's.
It's gotta be. This is why it's of course,
there it is. No, it's giraffe rig.
I wish you stayed dead. It's not what happened.
It's not giraffe giraffe rig. It is a grass type though.
So Mr. Curtis, I guess, was the closest without he did go over,
I guess. It's not, but it's leafy on then
it's not leaf, it's grass type. Therefore it must be leafy on.
Thank you. That's my train of thought.
There are no other grass types. GRASS type.
Therefore equal sign greater than sign.
Is there more? Is there more to that?
Therefore, and then, oh, leafy on, I'm sorry, I left the leafy
on part of that out. I'm sorry, professor.
He said it. He said it in his brain.
That didn't make it to his. Brain just I'm.
Mr. Curtis, good to have you back.
Don't ever change. Swaddle, Swaddle.
It might be swaddle, right? It's not a bug.
Swaddle. That's not a.
That's not a poke. Yeah, I think that's how you
pronounce it though. That's what you do to a baby.
I mean, I think that's where the name comes from.
It's the pupil form of Lebanon. It's a student.
Excuse me pupa form I used. The wrong word.
I apologize. Yeah, so waddle.
It evolves into Swad loon. So is it any of these,
Professor? No, it's not.
It's not Okay. Can you?
Is it? Oh, it's that one.
It's the one with the leaf on its head.
I'll take you learning about Chicorita.
We're learning about Chicorita today, also known as it is known
as the Leaf Pokémon. Has anybody seen a Chicorita
before? They are pretty rare.
I mean they are the they are the quote UN quote starter Pokémon
or one of the three starter Pokémon in the Jota region.
So. I have not.
They're very rare, so I actually have not seen one in person yet.
OK. With Mr. Curtis, I mean, of
course you have because. Yes, I mean I'm taking this
class before but but I but I don't, I don't see it very often
out in you know. In the world.
In the. In the wild, yeah.
I mean they are, they are extremely rare.
I mean, I have one here, Professor.
What's his name? Elm.
Was that the the? Guy here, Elm.
Yeah, he did stop by and greet me when I when I moved to this
classroom. I was very gracious.
He just left me a note. Yeah, yeah.
I think Professor Oakes sent him a letter saying watch out for
this guy. Yeah, he just sent me a he just
sent me a note. Didn't get the chance to see me
face to face, but I maybe soon, you know, maybe soon.
Did you spell your name right? KORBINI think is how we spelled
it. I don't think that's right.
That's what did the notes say. That's that's that's private.
That's for me. What did it say?
It just said sorry for your loss.
And then actually I remember you did show it to me and then there
was after loss, there was a question mark, which is weird.
It's like he wasn't sure if you had had a loss recently, right?
I mean, he was kind of going and he was like sorry for your loss.
Well, Mr. Curtis and I have a love hate, so it's kind of hard
to tell whether or not I was missing.
I don't know if he actually knew about Mr. Curtis at all.
I don't know if they told him about Mr. Curtis.
Well, I mean, I mean, you know, Professor Elm seems like a
pretty cool guy is. His assistants, you know, speak
very highly of him. So I'm sure.
He's kind of a nerd, but he is cool.
So you've met his assistants? Yeah, they're part of the
Interregional Society of Assistance to Professionalism,
right? Of course.
Right. That's great.
What are their names? That would be Butters.
And and Frederick are the two Butters.
Huh. Butters And is that a nickname
or is that you know? Did somebody Is somebody legally
named this assistant Butters? No, that's his Arseus given
name, I mean. Wow, Arseus gave him that name.
Arseus given name that's that's that's just the way they do it
here in the Joto region. I mean, I don't know what to
tell you. Yeah.
All right. Yeah.
Sorry. I guess I didn't realize that
how common of a name Butters was in the JoJo region.
Yeah, my bad. Sorry.
I clearly not familiar with the culture here.
I'll introduce you. He's a pretty cool guy.
You go. Apparently if you go to a coffee
shop and say, hey, this one's for Butters, like 10 people turn
their heads, you know? Yeah man, you can't.
You can't spit without hitting the butters.
Don't spit on Butters. He's such a nice.
I'm not doing it entirely. I guess it's good that the
weather is a little bit cooler here overall in the joto region,
cuz you don't want all those butters melting all over the
place. Okay.
All right. Hey.
Spit without hitting the butters.
That's good. That's a good shirt.
Who wants to see a chicorita? I do.
All right, here we go. Here is a chicorita.
Oh, oh, she is very, very sweet. She's beautiful.
Oh, you were able to tell it was a female right away?
Yeah, something about the leaf. I don't know.
I could just tell. Oh, my.
Hello there. Hi, little cheeky bee.
Beauty. Dipper.
Dipper chick, we get your
getting a whiff of that. Oh yeah, very soothing, right?
Ooh, that smells good. Oh my.
Good golly gracious. That smells delishy.
Oh, that smells delishy. That smells delicious.
Let's get let's get some descriptions going for for
chickery. What do we see?
What do we see here? It's got 4 stubby legs.
Mr. Curtis, please raise your hand.
I know we've been. Out of class for a while, but
it's got. Yes, Mr. Curtis.
Yes. What do you see?
Of. Of four legs, 4 legs, Professor.
Okay. All right.
Very good. Corbin, I see your hand is
raised. What do you see?
Yes, Okay. So I see the cutest tail that
RCS has ever created on its butt, and it does have a little
nub. It doesn't.
It it does. But it's got these little, like,
little nub things around its neck.
They look like, little like, I don't know, like baby plants or
something. Yeah, start to tell, but
they're. And it's got very cool, a really
long leaf on top of its head. Oh, yes, that is very important.
I will overlook the fact that you did not raise your hand
again, Mr. Curtis. So rude.
But it was. It is, yes.
That the big leaf on its head is a very, very important part.
And it does kind of, you know, harken back to the very first
Pokémon that we ever discussed, which was.
Barbasore very good. Now, now, Mr. Curtis.
Now hold on everybody. Hold on.
What was the thinking behind the saying to said you?
I I think if you if you honestly, truly believe that
we've already talked about deciduai, why do you say
deciduai every single time I ask what Pokémon it is?
Curtis, come on. I don't know, Professor.
I wasn't thinking. I just, I just always, I don't
know. That's the that's the one I
always come to in my mind. So I know, listen, I know, I
know. We've talked about Deciduai
before. Right, but in one of your
previous seven. Yeah, yeah, one of the previous
iterations. So you're right.
So it wouldn't make any sense. This is your 7th time taking
this course. Is that correct?
Yes, that's correct. OK, we just want to make sure.
What are we saying? No.
Oh yes, Bulbasaur. It Harkins back to Bulbasaur
because Bulbasaur has a what? A bulb, Yes, a bulb growing on
its back. So it's another kind of, you
know, it seems to be a trait of a lot of grass type Pokémon as
they have some kind of plant growing on them somewhere.
Yes, that's that's that makes sense.
So cute. I have a name in mind.
I have a name in mind and I think it's fits perfectly.
I wanna name it Kaliko who is one of our patrons on Patreon.
It just it feels like a Kaliko. I don't know like it just it's a
Kaliko is just a cute name. Um, like.
I mean like look Calico. See, she loves it.
Almost as cute as Calico, no? She jumped in the air because
you yelled it and scared her. Corbin.
No, OK, No. She seemed like she was having
fun with it. Calico.
She jumped in the air and ran back 10 feet.
It's just such a it rolls off the tongue.
It just, oh, it's got a little snap to it.
Little pop, a little Boo, little calico.
OK, you know what? I'll sleep with Kalico.
I do. I do like Kalico as a name for
this Chico. Rita.
OK, beautiful. All right, there's anything else
we want to talk about before I put Kalika back into her pokey
ball? She just smells so good.
Can you keep her out? No, again, not in class.
So you're talking. No.
You know what? I like the soothing effect that
it has. So we'll leave Kalika out for a
little. Bit yes.
Oh yeah, that's awesome. OK, all right, let's start
reading the Pokedex entries. So we actually don't have any
Canto region Pocadex entries. Professor.
Did you Did you did you leave it back in at the Saffron?
I can go back to the Saffron City Center.
Yeah, go grab it real quick. Oh wait, oh oh oh.
Don't worry. He'll get there and realize that
there aren't any. There actually aren't any canto.
He's just going to be gone the whole time and there really
aren't many poker ex entries like at all for Chicorita.
Unfortunately, all the ones that we have kind of just talk about
one specific thing. It's a real it's a real Caterpie
and Wheedle scenario. Even for a starter, it's kind of
surprising, I know, I know it's a little bit disappointing, but
I think going forward in the the other evolutions, we'll see a
little bit more information. Professor back, sorry.
Professor, hold on, you did not go all the way to?
Kansas No. No, I didn't.
I forgot I. I boarded.
I boarded Willie and he's kind of burnt out today after after
running all the way over here before, so I'll have to go back
tomorrow. Professor, I'm sorry.
I I please, please forgive me. Don't don't father.
There's no entries from the cancer Asian.
Yeah. OK.
All right. Yeah.
I'm glad I didn't. I didn't run all the way back
then that. Yeah.
Can you imagine if you'd wasted your time?
Wow. And and when you waste your
time, you're wasting my time. Yes, and that's that's a no no.
And then, more importantly, you're wasting my time.
That's wow. That's not that important.
I got places to be. I'm in a new city.
There's a lot of trouble I can get into.
Well, you know I am. I am your legal guardian while
while you're here, Corbin. So I'm.
I'm in charge of you. No.
No, no, no, no, no. That's I haven't known.
Designed by your father. Here you can see the Mr. Mine.
Let me see. That's.
Not all he doesn't. I have told him he's not my dad
and then your mom also signed up.
It's a notarized handprint. That's definitely.
That's definitely him. Yeah.
Your mom notarized it. Come on.
So I am your legal guardian while we're here in the Jota
region. So, hey, you better behave.
I'll push you off a Cliff. I'll find Professor.
We always called the teacher, Dad.
What a loser. Let's take his lunch money.
Don't do that. Don't do that, Dad stopped.
I mean, Professor, stop them. He did it again.
Wedgy. Oh no.
Please stop. I'm so confused that you're my
guardian. All right, all right, enough.
Enough messing around. Let's read some Pocodex entries.
Just some tough love, all right, so starting off in the joto
region, the first entry here says.
A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head.
It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays.
Me too. And docile.
Docile. What does that mean?
What does that tell? You.
It's chill. OK, yes, it is chill.
Anything else? It it's photosensitive,
Professor. Well, yeah.
So the soaking up the sun's rays, sure.
I mean that doesn't necessarily mean that it photo, I guess it
is photo sensitive. But yeah, I guess you know what
I'll take it. I was more talking about the the
docile part. I am also very sensitive.
We know it doesn't like to get into fights, is the main thing
is that's what I'm saying. Here, Professor, you're right
is. Implying by its chill.
A professor. When you're right, you're right,
Professor. And when I'm left, I'm also
right. That's right.
What about when he's wrong? He's right.
You take that back. No, Okay.
Fair enough. Yeah.
He had good reason for it. Thank you.
All right. So, so, yeah, I mean, like, the
main, like, so a lot. Like, you know, a Caterpie or
something, right. This is, this really isn't the
Pokémon you want to be throwing into battle, right.
It doesn't, it doesn't enjoy fighting, I think.
Right. I mean, we talked about a couple
of other Pokémon that are pretty docile too, right?
Sure. Yeah.
There's there's a good number of them.
I think was was Pidgey 1. Pidgey does not like to get into
fights if I recall. I think.
Pidgey Catapee is pretty docile. Yeah, yeah, Catapee is a lover
for sure. Not a fighter.
It doesn't have the brains for
it. No, it doesn't.
Me neither. But yeah, so yeah, I think this
is common for unevolved Pokémon. They generally don't like to get
into fights, the next entry here says.
It's pleasantly aromatic. Leaves have the ability to check
the humidity and temperature. Okay aromatic means it smells
good, right? I think just that it has a
smell. I don't think it necessarily
means smells good. Now the word pleasantly in front
of it does mean. It goes small.
Very good. The word pleasantly in front of
it does indicate that it smells good, but yes, aromatic in
itself just means that it has an.
Odor. I think there are plenty of
people that would consider like a gloom to be pretty aromatic.
I think everybody would agree that gloom is aromatic.
But not, not in a pleasant way. Yes, absolutely, absolutely.
Some people do those weirdos. Not me.
Not not me, no.
Okay. And the last entry here from the
Dojo region says it loves to bask in the sunlight.
It uses the leaf on its head to seek out warm places.
Yeah, pretty. Good man.
Let's try it. It tracks, It tracks, It tracks,
moving on to the hohen region. First entry says.
In battle, Chicorita waves its leaf around to keep the foe at
Bay. However, a sweet fragrance also
wafts from the leaf, becoming the battling Pokémon and
creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around.
It's like, hey man, I. Just wanna hang.
I don't wanna fight. I love her.
And then the other Pokemons, like Dan Chicorita, you're so
chill. I don't even wanna fight
anymore. I wanna be chill too.
This battlefield is like, really cozy.
Have you guys noticed that? Yeah, I mean it's the best place
to be chilling on the battlefield.
With the chicorita wafting its fumes towards you, I can't
imagine a better place to be. How much money do you think it
would take for you to still punch a chicorita even though
you smell it's it's becoming aroma.
I don't know a lot. They're very sweet.
They're very cute. Like, what's a lot?
So I'm 10, I'm, I'm 10 years old, so I don't money is not
really a concept I understand yet.
So I mean, is $70.00 a lot? It sounds like it.
What are dollars? I don't know.
One spinner rack egg You you you would you would punch a
chicorita in the face for one spinner rack egg.
Yes, yeah, for my billions. Don't listen, Kaliko.
Don't listen for my babies. I will do anything.
Wow. Yeah, we are.
We are starting to upset Kaliko. But it wouldn't be your baby if
you you don't have it yet. Oh, so K so the chicorita is
holding his his. Like, no, somebody's going to
give you like, oh, if you punch the chicorita you will get this
egg. But The thing is if Mr. Curtis
like it. It's not his egg yet.
It's not his egg until he punches it.
So you said you do anything for your babies.
It's not your baby until you punch it, so all spinnerack eggs
are curtis's eggs. That's.
Well, I don't think so. That's a little weird.
You're right. Sorry.
Sorry for insinuating that Mr. Curtis might be a little bit
weird. I'm weird.
No, no, no. He's a lot of it.
Weird. You're nuts.
Whatever you say, Professor. All right, I say you're weird.
Okay that one Pocadex entry does it for the hohen region.
Let's move on to the Sinner region.
And then after Sinno, we're pretty much done with the
regional Pocadex entry. Just kidding.
You're kidding. I'm not.
I'm not kidding. You're.
Joking uh no. But we do have a couple of
unique Poked ex centuries to. Read OK, Either way, it sounds
like it's gonna be a really easy lesson, and I can see doing 2
lessons a week. Now who's with me?
Cut. Cut that out.
Do not dangle that in front of people.
Portia. Cut it out.
Cut it out, Portia. Portia, get it out of here.
And I know some of you might feel like, wait, how is Portia
still your editor? Because Portia can teleport in
between all the different branches of the saffron city
learning. Yeah, yeah.
Portia Portia's digital. She could just you could just
e-mail her to this facility. It's easy, yeah, and we did.
I actually put her onto a USB drive before.
Well, as we if you listen to the The Porygon episode, you'd learn
about how this is. Not a television weird.
It's weird, they said episode. You must have really got knocked
around in your brain when you got it, when you got turned to
stone. The Porygon got him.
Instructional video episode on how to get a porygon out of your
computer. We print it right?
So we did. We printed Portia and we mailed
her in the mail and we sent her over here.
We scanned her back in. Well, I'm going to give you okay
for sure. You didn't do anything.
You were dead. I mean, I wasn't.
I wasn't dead. This.
Is wishful thinking. He just explained that he used
the thumb drive, Mr. Curtis. Yeah, well, actually I what I
did was I put Porsche onto a thumb drive, brought that thumb
drive to a fax machine and then faxed the Goldenrod City
Learning Center branch of the Saffron City Learning Center.
And then when I got here, I grabbed that fax and then I put,
I scanned that fax into into a computer.
And then that's how we got Porsche into the into the GCLC
bot SCLC. So you faxed the fax from the
Saffron City Learning Center to the Goldenrod City Learning
Center branch of the Saffron City Learning Center.
Yeah. Is that correct?
And then and then what did I do? And then you printed her out.
OK, then no, I faxed her. And then I took that fax and
then did what with it, Scanned it right back.
Cuz now I now I just have a picture of a boy gone.
OK, you scan it back in and then now.
She's not just any porygon. Porsche.
Right, right.
Of course of Porsche. And now she's in our new system
at the Goldenrod City Learning Center branch in the Saffron
City Learning Center. Yeah, the GCLC bots CLC.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. We gotta practice saying that.
We could have merch with that on.
I know merch for a classroom. You're right, no one will care.
It's cool. It's called school swag.
I swag it up for this school every day.
If you ever say that again, I'm going to turn myself to stone.
I guess I can't have school spirit.
No, it just isn't so cool when you say swag, Mr. Kurtz.
So it's cool when I say because I'm young and hip swag.
All right guys, I'm looking at the the, the hoot hoot that they
gave us to be the clock in the classroom.
And we got it. We really got to pick this up.
We're getting close to the end of class.
Hey there, fella. I didn't know you were there.
Hi. What's your name?
What does that say? Underneath the there's a There's
something he has, he does. Hey, underneath his bow tie, he
does. How do I say under this bow tie?
Does have a little name tag attack us?
What does this say? I can't hold on.
Let me get a little bit. I can't read it.
Lex. Lex.
OK. Lex.
Hi. Lex.
Hi. Oh, and it does say that it's it
does. In an even smaller text below
that Han, it says that it's short.
That's short for Rolex, I think. Oh, OK Oh, like a like a clock.
What's? Like a clock.
Well, hi there, Mr. Rolex slash lex.
Let's go with Lex. Hi.
He's. Listen, he's doing his job, all
right. Let's not let's.
Not distract him. Yeah.
Sorry. Doing his job all right.
Are we Are we running behind Lex?
Oh, sorry. Stop distracting.
What did I what did I just tell you?
How about now? Corbin?
Still running Corbin. Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Lex is very cute.
Listen, we'll talk more about Lex during the The Hoot Hoot
lesson all. I literally thought that was the
statue this entire. This entire time.
I didn't know that was real well.
He's been rocking his head back and forth.
That's how I know what time it is.
I've been counting. Every single time it was like a
dollar. Or something.
You know what I mean. All right, let's read the Sinno
Pocad X entry. It uses the leaf on its head to
determine the temperature and humidity.
It loves to sunbathe. Me too.
All right. I mean, that's like, it's
already information that we've had, and there's nothing new
from the Inova region. It just copies what they do in
Sinno. Yeah, Calo's copies, previous
entries, and there's just nothing from the Alola Gala or
Paldean regions. Wow.
I know it's it's honestly a Pokémon Forgotten.
Truly, that's is that's kind of poor little Kalika here.
Kalika Kalika, I'll never forget you.
You're so sweet. I kind of like you better if you
had a little bug in you, but but you're pretty cute.
All right, so that doesn't for the regional Pokedex entries,
let's read some unique Pokedex entries.
The first two come to us from ashes.
Pokedex. The first one, says Chicorita,
the leaf Pokémon. Chicorita releases a sweet,
relaxing fragrance from the leaf on its head.
And the next one says Chicorita. Leaf Pokémon.
Chicorita emit pleasant aromas from the leaves on their heads
and they love to sunbathe. Yeah, they do.
And then the next regional or unique Pokedex century comes to
us from Dawn's Pokedex. It says Chicorita, the Leaf
Pokémon. Chicorita uses the leaf on its
head to scan for warmth and humidity in its surroundings and
loves the sunbathe. Don just has so much to say, you
know what I mean? Like it's just.
That was Don's Pokedex, not Dawn.
She did not write it. It's just something that the
Polkadex that she owns said. But it sounds like something Don
would say, you know? What I mean that Pocodex entry
had so much Dawn energy. It did.
It's giving dawn. It's giving Dawn, all right.
Hey, that does it. For all of the Pocodex entries
on Chicorita, does anybody still have any questions?
Anything they wanna know that wasn't answered?
Does it die if you light the leaf on fire?
Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean. To upset you?
Do you die if we light your hair on fire?
No. But it is also very different.
Is it yes? Do you not use your your hair to
locate warm and dry locations? No, I do not do that.
Oh my. I mean, my hair is usually
underneath my. Hat Mr. Curtis?
Mr. Curtis, you told me that he did that.
I I'm sorry professor. I I his his hair has just got so
much energy to it. I I I just assumed.
Thank you. That's very kind.
It stands up just just like his father.
I just like his dad does. OK, All right.
Like little little like from left and right sides kind of
sprawlings right out. So This is why I wear a hat most
days, because you guys make fun of my hair.
How are we making fun of it? I don't.
I don't appreciate being compared to Mr. Mine to your.
Father, He's not my dad. He's not my dad.
I mean, if you think about it, he's all of our dads.
Maybe I can walk over to the radio tower after class today
and try to radio my real father and find him.
So you're going to break into the the radio tower going, this
is some real, this is some real Team Rockets actions that you
got going on here. That's the only Team Rocket
happened. That's already happened once,
many years ago. I get it, OK?
We've all read about it in history class.
But with that being said, I'm just gonna ask nicely.
Okay. Yeah, they'll probably let you
give that a shot and let me know next week how that went.
I mean, even though I'm your legal guardian, I will not be
checking up on you between classes.
That's your homework for next time, OK, Try to ask the radio
tower if I can use a radio to radio my real father.
You got it? Got.
Sounds good. OK, sounds great.
Before we move on to my favorite part of the lesson, as you all
know which in my least favorite Which could be a poem you don't
know, oh. Professor, don't leave me
hanging. Yes, we do have an essay here
for Chicorita, so I'm going to read that real quick.
It comes to us from. Are aspiring researcher Kelp, so
they start off the Gengar Mail by saying hello.
Professor Jacob, I am done working on my chicorita essay
and eagerly awaiting the end of our summer break.
I hear it is. I hope that Mister Curtis is
doing well. Hopefully he's not.
You can utilize Kengar docs, but otherwise I have also copy and
pasted the text for your convenience.
Thank you. I'm just going to read what's
here and the Gengar Mail I believe that we also got.
A previous essay from from Kelp and they were in the running for
class presidents so didn't didn't make it this time around,
but maybe next time, better luck next time.
All right, so their essay says. Chicorita is a Pokémon given to
starting trainers in the JoJo region by Professor Elm is a
quadrupedo quadrupedal Pokémon with a stubby tail.
Their skin ranges from yellow to light green, and their eyes are
dark red or brown. It has buds growing in a ring
around its neck. Well, I think.
I think we're all buds here, yeah.
That's, yeah. Come on.
Come over here Corbin again. We have to, OK.
I'm not. I'm going to stay over here.
While you're doing that, going to keep reading.
It has buds growing in a ring around its neck which are dark
green. It also has a large leaf
sprouting from the top of its head, which is used to absorb a
sunlight similarly to Bulbasaur. Great, Great.
Great connections there, yes. This leaf is also known to be
used for checking air temperature and humidity.
I theorize that this is primarily used to find a
suitable location to sun, sunbathe or drink.
Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good theory.
It does say in the Pokedex that it does use the the actually,
you know what, I don't think it does specifically say that it
uses its leaf to to find a location to sunbathe.
So. So you know what excellent
theory, Mr. Chris? You did smack your lips like
you're about to say something. Why I was decided to hold my
tongue, But I mean I guess I was going to say it it it does say
that it likes to to. It's a sunbathe where it's warm
and the leaf as we as we all know, the leaf helps them track
temperature, so. Leaf does good at finding warm.
It's a good thing you didn't say that, Mr. Curtis.
It's a good thing you held your 5 foot tongue.
Little. Little.
Well, there it was. Don't ever do that.
Again, he shot it out like a like a the.
Crap. What's that folkie?
Crookie, you want to find out what it is.
Like a croakie. No, no, no.
It's Froakie, not croakie. I don't know what croakie is.
It's not Froakie. It's Trico.
No, no Kel Kekly on. That's it.
Click on like a kekly on. Lick a tongue or just a lick a
tongue I. Mean.
No, I said. Keklyon Okay alright?
Help goes on to say, perhaps most well known is that a
Chicorita's Leaf also releases a pleasant and soothing scent.
I personally have a Chicorita, and she smells like an Aspir
Berry. Chicorita are known to swing
their leaves around in order to keep foes at Bay, often
releasing some of its soothing fragrance in the process,
calming down all Pokémon participating in the battle and
creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around,
presumably dissipating the battle as a result.
Interestingly, despite being most known as one of the quote
UN quote starter Pokémon from Joto Chicarita cannot be found
naturally in Joto. There have, however, been
reported sightings in Sinno's Grand Underground or on Route 2
of the melee. Melee islands in Alola haven't
been there. I'm not either.
It sounds fun. I mean, Professor Palm knows
something about that, maybe through the use of island scan,
and only on Friday is very, very particular.
Very specific According to my research, this was a limited
release app for a Rotom Polkadex which let you scan one of the
Alolan islands for rare Pokémon that would not usually be found
there. Okay, so Kelp is doing research
on rare. Pokedex apps.
Right and ways ways to catch right Pokémon in the.
Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Professor Birch is known to
present a choice between a Chicorita syndequil or totedile
to trainers who have either entered the Hohen Hall of Fame
or completed the Hohen Pokedex. He's like, oh you did you found
all the Hohen Pokémon. Have a have a joto Pokémon.
Have a joto Pokémon get. You got a long way to go.
Chicorita has the odd gender ratio of seven males to each
female, a trait shared with all other regularly Pokémon
regularly given to beginning trainers by professors they are
in the grass and monster egg groups, which we all know is the
best method of categorizing Pokémon.
That's me adding that in that was not written by Kelp and our
rough course. Of course.
At 2 feet 11 inches or .9 meters and 14.1 pounds or 6.4 kilograms
on average, Most chicorita have the overgrow ability shared with
all other grass type quote UN quote starters, although a few
have been found with the leaf guard ability.
That's all from aspiring researcher kelp.
See you soon. Wait.
He's going to see you soon. Wait, where are you?
What have we ever seen you at all?
Oh God. How do you know?
Stay away from this class. That's OK.
It's they're virtual student. They're allowed to go in the
class. Well, no they didn't.
They didn't sign up for the the in person class if you sign up
for. There's a different waiver.
You have to go to vote virtual, OK?
There's no mixing of the classes.
OK, right. You cannot come in person.
Help. I'm so sorry.
All right. So even though the Pokedex
entries were quite sparse on Chicarita, I was able to craft a
pop quiz. Woo Hoo.
Go ahead and get out your yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. After all this time and all this
fun, and after a wonderful summer break, you're gonna make
me come back to a quiz. Yeah, well, I.
Mean the best thing that could possibly happen in class?
So you came back from summer break to what now what?
What did you come back to after I came back to class?
Class interesting, interesting where you learn.
Were you learning and do I take tests?
That's so weird how you could learn here.
In school, you can run it in a fun way.
Quiz. And what's more fun than a pop
quiz? I don't see you getting your
rota laptop. That's awesome.
I don't see you getting your rota.
My hands up, Professor. Yes, yes, you have to Curtis
getting it. Nothing.
Nothing is more fun than. Nothing is more fun than a pop
quiz. Thank you I I challenge that a
poem is 100 times more fun. I.
Don't know about that? How How about you just try out
this pop quiz and see if it's See if it doesn't.
If it isn't a real, just who in a holler it may not be for me,
but we'll try it. OK.
All right. Question number one.
What is Chicorita's favorite pastime?
All right, you guys, you guys ready?
You can't just be staring at me for the last.
Like 10 minutes. I haven't said I am ready to
rock'n'roll. Professor.
I'm ready.
Ready. All right.
I was waiting for you guys to say something to me.
I had well, I had my hand up. You said.
I couldn't talk if I didn't have my hand up.
You didn't have your hand up. You had your you had the fake
hand that you used to scratch your back.
Dude, I thought. I thought you.
I thought you saw that professor.
I'm sorry. No, I assumed that you were
getting ready. You were getting primed and
ready to scratch your back. I love it when I scratch my.
All right, so now that we're in a new region, let's switch
things up. Let's hear from Let's read
Corbin's answer first. Sure sounds good.
All right, so, Corbin says, sitting in the warm sunlight.
Yes. Okay, sure, yeah.
And then Mr. Curtis says. Their past time of choice is to
spend time in the sun. Question mark bathe.
Question mark. The dark is much better to bathe
in my opinion. Now, no weird now.
Mr. Curtis, you have provided me with a question.
Is this your answer or are you asking me a question?
It doesn't seem like you know therefore.
It's well, no, no, it's they sunbathe but like.
They're like, seriously, Like their pastime is sunbathing.
Like dark bathing is much better than sunbathing.
I don't know if that's clear in your answer though.
It's pretty unclear, but you know what?
I apologize. I get it.
I understand him. So, yeah, so he gets the point.
Now. Now Corbin sitting in the warm
sunlight, is that is that the same thing as sun?
That is absolutely the same thing as.
No, listen, I believe definitely sunbathing.
More than anything, I wanna be fair and equitable here.
Fair, yes, please. Fair and.
Play the Play the music Porsche. Play it Porsche.
Right. So with that being said, I think
you should. I think you should.
Do All right, You know what? It's the first day back.
I'm gonna give you the points. But you are on thin ice, buddy.
So you. Better watch it.
Fair. Very.
Very, very effiny. Very effiny F&EF&E for one out
F1 E that's F&E. All right, question #2, What is
a quality of Chicorita's ideal sunbaiting spot, and how does it
locate such a spot? This is a classic 2 parter. 222
for one special. 2 for one. Special.
I know what you're thinking. There's there's so little
information given on Chicorita. How can you, how can you waste a
question by cramming it into into one?
All right, let's see. OK, Now, I do see Mr. Curtis.
His hand is raised. All right, So would you like to
answer? Would you like me to read your
answer first, Mr. Curtis? Ah, sure, of course, Professor.
OK, let me see here. You know what?
I just have Corbin's open. I'm gonna read his first that.
Makes sense. That's fair.
Corbin says what's a place
that's wide open? I think locates it using a
sleeve. All right, now Corbin, you
again. Is this an answer that you've
given me or you've given me a question?
I didn't put a question mark there.
So you're giving me a question, No?
Because if you're if you're asking me something, I'm going
to tell you what's I didn't ask you.
There's no question mark to answer.
All right. So OK, it's a you think it's a
wide open place? Sure, I'm guessing.
I honestly don't remember. But I know that it locates it
using its leaf. I do know that.
OK, Mr. Curtis says. Their bathing places must be
warm. They can use their big head leaf
to check the temp and humidity, of course.
So it is warm. The answer is warm.
OK, well, OK, that makes sense. That's a little see, I thought
that was too obvious. So I was like, there's got to be
something to it. So that I could No, hey, there
is not much to chicorita, all right?
It likes to be warm and it likes to sunbathe and Calico's
listening Calico. There's a lot to you.
I believe that. Listen, it's it's Chicorita's
beautiful and it's simplicity, but it is A1 leaf, one leaf
plant, OK? And then love that.
That's that. That's what.
That's that's what Chicka brings the table.
That's a one leaf plan. And that's OK, Kalico.
That's a one leaf plan. That's like, I love it's it's
it's like a talk about somebody who's like not all there in the
head, like like, you know, like the lights are on but nobody's
own. It's like, yeah, that's the
first guy that's a one Leaf plan.
Listen, listen. That that boy, that boy,
something ain't right about him. That is A1 leaf plan straight
up. For sure.
All right, third question. Being a docile Pokémon,
Chikarita tends to avoid fights. How does it achieve this?
OK, all right, welcome back into the classroom.
Sorry I slipped out for a second.
I was. A professor.
It was so scary in here without you.
Please, please don't ever leave me again.
I feel fine. Listen, I would pat you on the
head, but I don't want to get sticky.
That's fair. All right.
So you guys have your answers ready I.
Yeah, okay. So let's see here what Corbin
says. He says it waves its leaf like
hello friend. Yep.
You're gonna stick with that answer.
I'll give you one chance right to change your.
Answer if you want to. No, no.
It's what it does. Okay.
I think that's part of it. That's right, and then Mr.
Curtis says. By being smelly in all capitals.
Smelly so good from the leaf. Make all the Pokemons and battle
so cozy and buddies. Yes, absolutely.
But it does wave, though it does wave.
You know, technically by the letter, that is what it does.
You didn't really give me the reason why that protects it from
battle. I remember.
I remember hearing that it did wave.
Willie, do you think it literally just waves and that
prevents the Pokémon? I thought, I thought it.
I mean, I knew it had something to do with smell as well, but I
was like, I thought it did. Wait, like, excuse me, I thought
it did wave its leaf around, right?
And it says like, hey, let's chill.
No, it literally says. All right, well then then you do
not get points from that, because that is not the case.
But it literally says it chills them out like it tells them
like, hey, it's all good by waving its leaf around.
OK, these are things that you said, I'm pretty sure no, you
know what? It does.
In battle. Chicorita waves its leaf around
to keep the foe at Bay. See, that's what I'm talking
about. I don't know, Professor.
You got to be fair and equitable.
In my head, that. To me, that meant that it was
waving its head around to release a sense.
But no, that was just calming it down.
Doesn't the next sentence say something about a fragrant
fragrance? Now it says However, The thing
is, The thing is, it starts the sentence off by saying however,
which makes me think that that is just a secondary thing that
happens and not the primary. Intense right?
So let me read the whole thing. In battle, chicorita waves sleep
around to keep the foe at Bay. However, a sweet fragrance also
Wasps from the leaf, becoming the battling Pokémon and
creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around.
So it's both. It's both.
It waves its leaf around and it creates a, you know, nice smell.
It's both. That's what it sounds like to
me. Executive, executive decision.
It's both. You both get points.
Congratulations fair and equitable there play.
The music, play it, play it, play it, play the.
Music professor. You love that music.
Don't you? I love that music so much.
All right, so let's move on to question #4.
Are you right, guys? Ready?
This is amazing. I hope you were listening.
I'm bringing attention. I'm doubted, Professor.
Give it to me. Question #4 What Pokémon did you
see during the break? Huh.
What Pokémon did you see? During the summer break.
All right, so let's take a look at these answers.
Corbin says. Perry, a lot.
He helped me pack. So did the Mr. Mine that lives
with your mom. Oh, your dad.
It's weird that you. No, that's not my dad that.
You just said that my dad helped me.
No, he's not popping mine. He just helps.
He just. Helped.
No. And then he also says, and I did
see a mill tank on the farm on wait.
On Wait, I did see a mill tank farm on the magnet train in
Tojoto. Oh really?
I did, yeah. Yeah.
It was really wonderful. There was like 100.
At least it. Was.
That's so many. So many.
What?
I mean it. Listen.
It was. I mean, I know we had in cancer
region, we had a big problem with 30 to 50 raging tauruses
that were romantic. This was this was 80 to 100
really chill, utterly awesome milk tanks.
Utterly. Oh God.
Oh, did I say I meant to say moo?
OK. Well, all right.
Continue. OK, so yeah, mil things very
good. Very good.
Corbin, man. I miss Perry.
Oh. Hey, we'll see him again
someday. Who knows, Mr. Curtis, says
Break. I mean, we just learned about
Mew yesterday, But, you know, now that you mention it, I this
this is a real, you know, just a just a stream of conscience.
That's the answer here. I love it.
But you know, now that you mentioned it, I did spend some
quality time communing with the colony and the Night Mother for
a while. Not sure how long.
But I did see a few shadows in the dark, I think.
What's a shadow professor? What is a shadow?
Is that a Pokémon? I don't know, Mr. Curse.
What is a shadow? Shadow shadows.
That was supposed to be shadows, but it's a Calvo's
pronunciation. Shadows.
You think you could take your your vast knowledge of Pokémon
biology and give a give a guess and what shadows you think
there's Pokémon where? I I mean, maybe a mystery vis.
Okay, Mr. No, we haven't talked about that yet, Corbin.
So yeah, you probably don't know what a mystery this is.
I do not know. Let me think.
Hold on. He's thinking, He's thinking.
He could have, he could have put this in his full answer, but.
I could have maybe a tree vent? Okay.
So we're getting a lot of a lot of ghost type Pokémon.
You know. That makes sense.
Did you see any? Did you see any rock type
Pokémon? You know, maybe some a Rodriguez
that's ground, right? Isn't that Ghost and ghost and
ground? This is so interesting,
professor. I think it is.
I think it is a ghost, right? What other ghost Pokémon do you
know? I don't care.
Please keep going. I don't.
You're right. You're right.
Yes, yes. Lex is kind of looking at me
funny, like I should be wrapping this lesson up.
All right, you know what? Thank you.
Thanks for keeping me on track, Lex.
OK, so that's going to do it for today's lesson on Chicorita, I
think, you know, it's we're getting back into the groove,
getting back to the swing of things.
Does anybody know? Back in the desk scene again.
Okay. Yes, that's very good.
Sure. Does anybody know what Pokémon
we're going to be talking about next week?
It is the evolved form of Chicorita.
Ooh, it is. Is it wait, is it?
Is it a grass type professor? It is not to sit you.
Why? Oh, Professor.
And your head is. Not and yet it is a grass type.
Is it Turtwig? No, Okay, You think Turt Twig is
the evolved form of chicorita? No, I think it's that one.
It's got a leaf in it, right? Is it?
It's not leafy on. Please don't say leafy on, OK,
not leafy on this time. Oh, breloom.
No, no. You know what?
Those names are actually a little bit similar though, so
that's the oh, is it Bay leaf? Yes, it is Bay Leaf we're
learning about. Bay Leaf next week.
So make sure, make sure you come to class for that.
To me, very no, He just said it. Oh, I said it.
Me Bay Leaf. Oh, I thought you said hop it.
OK, got you. No.
Wow, his brain is. Why did your earring come back
worse when you came back to life?
I know you think you think you could have come back.
It's normally rebooting things fixes them, but it seems like
it's like made him worse. Your ears have gotten worse.
Never, never been down. Never gave up?
That's a tshirt. Been down.
Never gave a pile of rocks. All right, that's going to do
for today's lesson. If you want to contact me, the
professor, you can do so via our Gengar Mail, which is WWO
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You can find us on all those locations.
We have a link tree available in the description.
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I will say, wait, where were you recorded?
Oh, where? Where's the camera?
Hi, you said video. You said we're this.
You said this is the video. Did I say is a video?
You said this video, Professor. Where's the camera?
Where'd you? Hide it.
Wait wait wait. When I knew Lex wasn't real, I
knew Lex wasn't real. Leave Lex alone.
Oh, did I? OK.
In the description of this recording, how about that?
There you go. I like less and better, but
that. Works kick you in the teeth.
How about that? But whoa.
I'll hold him down, Professor. Corin, while you're down there,
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