Hello there and welcome to the world of Pokemon.
My name is Professor. Jacob, and joining me here in
the classroom today? Well, you won't believe it, but
it is, in fact, my teaching assistant mr.
Curtis, please say hello to everyone, mr.
Curtis. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. It's, I'm good.
I'm happy to be back. I mean, I wasn't You know, I was
kind of surprised I made it back to, you know, that was that that
return trip from my uncle's poke daycare center up region was a
little rocky but you know, Corbin really held out one for
the team there and and we were able to make it back safe, how
so? Yeah.
So are the other one here in classroom today?
Here's breathing. Very erratically is of course
our students. Corbin so sorry.
Hey how you doing buddy? You okay nothing?
I just meant nothing. You're doing about that?
No as mr. Curtis said, we went Upstate up
region to his uncle's Ranch to watch some Pokemon breed and the
things that I saw Doug the eradicate and Toby, the did.
Oh do I mean they are they are just otherworldly.
I mean, I don't know what I saw, I don't know what went where, I
just, I don't worse than any documentary I've ever seen.
I've heard stories about how Pokemon breeder, but now that
I've seen it firsthand, I don't ever want, I don't know.
I don't know where you've heard stories about how Pokemon breed
because again, nobody on this Earth knows how Pokemon breed.
We just know we spend time together and then an egg is made
and that's all. We saw them spend some time and
yeah, I don't I don't just don't Yeah, I can't talk.
I can't talk about it. I'm gonna vomit.
I can't do in the classroom. It was gross.
Mr. Curtis was cheering them on which I think made it worse.
Somehow. That is my favorite.
My favorite part of the trip. He little pervert.
Yeah. Sometimes you know, sometimes
they need I guess a positive vibe in the area for them that
they can really get going. Well I have a bucket so if I,
you know, I might throw up in class If I do, I'm sorry but
I'll try not to, I promise, you know, in fact, don't throw up in
class at all. All right, so enough about
enough about the horror is that happened up region and nears the
insane instead. Let's, let's talk about, you
know, let's the reason why we're here in this classroom, let's
talk about Pokedex entries for Pokemon.
The Pokémon that we're talking about today is what Nidoran new.
No little boy. Need a row header row night or
no night or no, that's it right? No, no.
Read our own. That's it.
Narita. Is there a do?
Sorry, which is of course the evolved before?
No, no we already said it, mr. Curry's, you can stop guessing,
we're learning about Nidorino which is the evolved form of
Nidoran male specifically need to read mail.
It's interesting that you No. They that we've decided to call
the vet, the first, like Evolution, like just knit
around, and then you tack either a male, or a female on the end
of it. But this one's not called like,
ah, no. Knitter knit, a Rin male.
And the female one isn't Knitter in female, right?
Right. It's weird that they give it a
completely new name. I don't know why we decided to
do that. These professors, man.
I know they're Wild. So, before we discussed that yet
Arena and no Queen cannot breed. That is not the case for
Nidorino, hitter Reno's, can in fact breed so mr.
Curtis you won't have that issue.
Like you did with a, with Madame, ran with our little
Nidorino, which I am happy to announce did evolve in the week
since we talked about him before.
So with each other either, we guys like to take a look at him,
you asked that question, like the answer is going to be
anything. But yes, you really don't
understand. I require for I can throw out a
dangerous Pokemon class or my I need consent.
It's a lie. It's a legal thing.
Mr. Professor professor Jacob, I consent Professor when your
balls out here, good time to it. Now that you have both
consented, I will say much like, Knitter and male.
Be very quiet, please. These guys are aggressive.
All right. So we said before the it Iran
male is all about defense and like, you know, it for put it
uses its horn for protection. Yeah.
Nidorino. Not so much.
So you know. Okay.
Very right. Right here, that in mind.
All right here is here's our little nibble nibble.
I mean, I still like I still like sir ran, I think is a
better name, but we've already established that stomach
rumbles, huh? I'm going to keep my hands away.
This. That's smart.
That's very smart. Yeah, I don't think my finger
will be intact if he bites me the stage.
Yeah, so okay Kitt, give me some differences here between nature
and male and Nidorino. He's bigger is bigger.
I will say I will say though that, Knitter and mail and
Nidorino look very, very similar.
Well, he's got, he's got longer limbs.
His legs are a little bit longer this year.
To head ratio is smaller. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mr. Chris, are you yawning right
now? No, of course not.
I'm not excited to see nipples. I am now if you don't think this
Neville's, not not nipples. I said nibbles, you definitely
said nipples. Sorry, mr.
Curtis would be on a t-shirt went up and I got distracted.
Yeah. Yes he is.
You just said what you saw? Yeah, pancakes Freudian so
Lobby. Let It Go.
Yeah. So his ears of the same well
little bit grunting horn that front head.
Prick is a lot bigger top. Please.
I also I like how he doesn't have.
Like, I guess this is true for Knit around male 2 but like he
does not have any semblance of a neck.
It just goes head body. There's no, there's no
connectors. Well that's that's looks listen,
that's your teaching assistant, Own It Arena.
Yes. And in Torino also, As that?
Yeah. Could you do you like my insult
my teaching assistant for for once one day?
This is also. So you point, I thought you were
talking about him. Nibs has also lost his cute
little buck tooth in the front. I miss that.
Yeah, and it's now he has like two fangs on the side of his
mouth. We tried love.
He also calls on his front feet, three now.
Right? Is that different from before?
Yeah. Yeah.
So I guess the only had two before I'm I was looking into my
mind Palace and I had to remember.
Yes, it is through a whole extra digit.
Yeah, I guess that were, at least a nail.
Yeah. So maybe we should go ahead and
put need a Reno back before. I like back in very loud noises.
Having I buy sweetheart. We're good.
My name's nipples. Okay.
All right. Now we can be loud again.
Well, calm down. Very good for still unclear.
Still in the schoolhouse. There's other people trying to
learn And of course, again of topics that are much less
important than what we're talking about here.
But still, you know, he's trying to be cordial in are in an
academic setting. It's Corbin we've established
this but yeah, you're right Professor.
We should keep it down. I mean the principal you know,
has warned me about what will happen if we get one more noise
complaint but you know you can't ever take him.
So wait how many have we had you know three or four every class
period okay especially that day. And we had the good professor
Palm, come to visit did destroy the floor twice, that's a good.
We can hedge quite a few very large noise and motion
complaints that one motion completely emotionally.
What it's like we were shaking the building like the like the
principal comes. It's like boy quit wriggling
around in there. That's not what the first that's
not what the principal sounds like that, but but he is that
obnoxious sounding, he's not from growler.
It just it just hasn't talked to us and so long.
I've completely forgotten what he sounds like.
I know I haven't seen him in a bit.
Anyways so you guys ready to learn about about Nidorino?
Yeah are you? Yes I can't hear you yeah.
All right. Calm down, calm down, calm down.
Alright, we're going to start another noise complaint.
Alright so starting off in the Kanto region it says an
aggressive Pokemon that is quick to attack.
Horn on its head. Secretes a powerful Venom.
All right, so it's a Venom now and not toxic.
Okay, next, one continues this on to say it's horns, contain
Venom, okay? Yes, it's definitely Madam.
If they are stabbed into an enemy, the impact makes the
poison leak out. So does it control it?
I mean, I guess it kind of does. I mean, it does control it by
deciding when or when not to slam it into things.
Oh yeah, got ya. So it I really wonder how that
works like. How does how does it impact you
know, make poison leak out because the next entry here says
it's horn is harder than Diamond.
Okay. Wow.
If it punctures an enemy pumps, it pumps a powerful Venom into
the wounds. Mister Professor.
Are you okay? Yeah.
Sure. Your head back.
What you fling your head back when you said pump?
So sorry. My under eyes.
I got my hair was in my eyes. I had to get it on my eye.
Yeah, so, so let's talk about the fact that Nidorino sighs
horn is harder than Diamond. Yet it can still somehow leaked
out poison, but only when it causes like impact something.
How does that work? Probably a nerve sensation.
It's probably like when the new Torino or Knitter.
Yeah, Nidorino No uses. Its horn prick to penetrate
something. I think there's probably a nerve
sensor or something that goes on that.
Lets it know. Alright, it's time to squirt
some Venom so then it does. Okay.
So you think it's like you don't think that there's like a
physical barrier. You think it's like a mental
thing and then like, it has some kind of like muscles that like
that pump. Yeah.
I think will Venom into it. Yeah, I think it controls
whether or not it Jack, you if it detects this, it discharges,
it discharged, yes. Charges.
That's the right Janice? I do that.
He can learn discharge. So we talked about it around
last week. Pause, no, not at lunch article.
Not an electrical discharge. Oh, okay, okay.
So what then? Mm discharge.
All right, let's move on to the Johto region, it's R, it raises
its big ears to check its surroundings, if it senses
anything, it attacks immediately, senses anything,
but here's a leaf fall, it's done, it's get this guy.
Ahead that fucking leave is if a dude just happen to be walking
down the path. Whistling if he hears that
whistle your dead son, get out of here.
Literally, if it hears anything it attacks immediately.
Jesus see ya be like be very very careful when dealing with
data Reno's. In fact I'm surprised that we
were able to get you know I'm just asking a probably a bad
Professor actually you know Probably getting one out in
class. Yeah.
I mean I think I think I think nibbles remembered I was never
heard us. Yeah I think he knew he was
nipples house. In fact hurt Corbin once before
so we wanted to kill never hurt us.
What did you know? So I'm not a threat is what I
mean? Yeah well everybody knows you're
not a threat, right? Thank you.
Alright, the next entry here says quick to anger.
It's tabs enemies with its horn to inject a powerful poison when
it becomes He's agitated. Yep.
And the next one says it is easily agitated.
Oh and uses its horn for offense as soon as it notices an
attacker Christ. Okay.
I mean, yeah. I mean bam, you know, we know,
you know, we know is always ready to throw down.
All right, you stick you square up.
Nidorino is right there with you.
Oh yeah. Three definitely throw some
frozen hands. You know, maybe I should not
like a notary. No, that'd be helpful.
So I don't get bullied in school anymore.
Our people would show them, you know, who's boss was little, are
you telling me that you're going to poison and potentially kill
your classmates with an entry? No, well, no, not classmates in
this class. It's just me.
I can't kill the poison myself. Well, I could kill in Poison
myself, but I don't really want to today.
So with that being said, hey Corbin.
Let's keep going one step at a time, buddy.
All right, okay, one step, at a time.
All right. Um, moving on to the Hoenn
region. It says, Nidorino has a horn
that is harder than a diamond, if it senses a hostile presence,
all the barbs on its back of bristle up at once and it
challenges the photo with all its might love it such a badass.
So that is something that you know that Nidoran male was able
to do it was able to bristle all the barbs on its back say I'm no
not a lot of new info in that one.
So it also says it is easily angered Swinging.
Its well-developed horn wildly. It can even punch through a
diamonds I guess. I mean you're really really
fixated on this whole Diamond thing.
They really. Yeah none of them are old but it
out. Well diamond.
Yeah. Cause you know Sapphire but a
diamond got you not a ruby but I'm not a, not a, not a, not a
son, or a moon, not a black or white.
Well, of course not. Not even a sword.
Or Shields will this thing? But a diamond it will puncture
through not a pearl either. Okay.
Sorry. Anyways, moving on to the Sinnoh
region. Speaking of pearls, they have a
lot of pearls in the center region.
I don't know if you guys knew that or not.
So I'm just explained. I have heard.
I've heard that's where my mother said she got her pearl
necklace from. Oh, okay.
I've never actually seen her with a pearl necklace.
Me neither, interesting. All right.
In the center region they say it has a violent disposition and
stabs bows with its horn. Which uses poison upon impact.
Okay. That's mean.
So you said okay cool. I didn't say okay cool.
But I guess why did cool? Yeah, that's good.
Okay, all right. Cool.
Cool, cool.
Okay, find it cool. All right.
Okay, so nothing from the Kalos region.
Nothing from the, you know, region.
Whose surprised not me a Lola. Unfortunately.
Nothing from the Aloha region. Guys.
I cannot wait to go back. All having to having a Lola
Pokedex entries. They're so good.
One day, but Geller Gallery. They generally do a pretty good
idea. Are got a good job.
On my said idea for Nidorino, they say, with a horn that's
harder than Diamond. This Pokemon goes around
shattering Boulders as it searches for a moonstone.
Yeah. So like that's weird because
like I didn't know that Pokémon. Well, I guess sometimes.
It once to evolve it once to get stronger, probably to fight more
people, you know, makes it so aggressive.
So, it's looking for moonstones. It's interesting that I like,
like by Nature knows that a moonstone is what it requires to
evolve. It still begs.
The question are even that Moonstone and I'm gonna I'm
gonna I'm gonna throw on my crazy conspiracy theory glasses
here. Okay.
Hold on. I have I have my radio here?
Let me turn this on. Okay.
Alright, good. So I got the right.
I look at the creepy Conspiracy Theory music.
Right. Here we go.
Guys. Listen.
What if Knitter rants are actually from the Moon from
space? Why does it Moonstone cause this
thing to evolve? Why is it is it because it's
normal atmosphere and it's normal area.
It's normal environment on the moon, they're all Nitto Kings,
but when they come here, they have been reduced.
The oxygen levels are different. The elements are different,
everything is different. So it reduces back to its
original state. What if the Moonstone brings out
Out its final State and the entire moon is just covered in
Nidoking. Or what about it.
What? If okay I'm sorry, mr.
Curtis you've heard you laughing.
What's up? Everybody knows that the Moon is
totally overrun by Buhdeuce there is no room for anyone or
any other Pokémon. Mister, are you okay?
Oh man, I could smell Gary. The Shroomish is sent on him.
It smelled Gary on them. Isaac, I I could smell it.
Okay. So, okay, so Corbin's.
Corbin's theory is that the the Moon is fully populated with
NATO Kings, and little Queens Curtis is high, clearly no.
Inexplicably believes that. It's full of Bidoof some not, I
don't know where that theory game.
Okay, let me throw out my theory.
All right. What if what if that the
Moonstone, which I guess is just a small part of the Moon.
I'm not Geologist I don't really know what if it only has enough
power to let Nidorino evolve evolve into a Nidoking but it's
on the moon right where there's a lot more this energy there's
like higher Evolutions that it can achieve what if Nidoking is
just barely scratching the tip of the iceberg when it comes to
like how powerful and that arino can be.
I mean what if what if than Moon itself is a giant Don't King.
Just waiting just beneath the Rocks, okay?
But just let's, let's follow that logic, right?
And say that then for it would that would suggest that, you
know, for a human to evolve, right?
We would Court require, I don't know, say like the fingernail of
another human, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, I guess not but Pokemon or so much tougher than humans.
None of it makes any fucking sense.
Well, I mean aren't, are they what, if, what if humans are
Pokemon? I last, I checked, I couldn't
shoot laser beams. Beams out of my fucking mouth.
Okay, yeah, we're a little bit different.
Wait, wait, wait, is the only qualifier to whether or not?
Something is a Pokemon is whether or not it can use the
move. Hyper Beam.
No, but I'm just using that as a rough example, I mean, like, I
can't humans can't fly. We can't we don't have poison
Prix. We don't have, you know, you
know like water cannons. We don't have any, we don't have
hyper beams. We don't have any.
I mean, I've seen. Hey I've seen mr.
Curtis, do some pretty crazy stuff.
Hey right. All right.
Popping his teeth out is not is not doesn't count, but we're
getting sidetracked. All I know is that?
No Kings rule the moon. Let's keep going.
Okay, and you may not have noticed this, but mr.
Curtis is always like floating like half an inch off of the
ground. Have you noticed that have you?
I've noticed it. Hey, hey, look, closer look
closer. You can see he's levitating off
the tail. Are very slightly.
I'm just self-conscious about my feet.
Okay, we don't need to talk about, okay?
He's self-conscious about his feet, so he levitates
everywhere. That makes sense.
Yeah, sure. All right.
You know, Kings rule the Moon the last pokedex entry here says
it's nervous and quick to act aggressively, so that's
interesting. We know that's very aggressive,
but then gal, are there postulating that the reason that
it is aggressive is because it's very nervous.
Aw, poor thing suffers from general anxiety disorder, That's
sad. And it goes on to say the
potency of its poison increases along with the level of
adrenaline present in its body. Okay.
Now, that is some crazy stuff. Wow.
Yeah. So, so up until now, I think a
consistent theme that we've seen across all of the Nitto Pokémon.
Is that like the the when it's in danger or, you know, when it
has its, you know, Oh, it's horn sticking out.
That's when the the the potency of the Venom is the strongest.
But here it's saying that it's, the is directly related to the
adrenaline that's present in the body.
That's yeah, that's new. That's, yeah, I wonder I wonder
if maybe like that some kind of component in the, in the, in
the, the toxin that it creates is like, has this like,
adrenaline to it, I don't know, because we even think about it.
Adrenaline makes the heart beat faster, right?
So it would you know, increase the Eat at which the toxin is
distributed, like, through the body.
So if I ever want to beat the Pokémon League one day, I
basically need to just jack up a new Torino on a bunch of drugs,
kind of hard-hitting, drugs. And just let it go.
Just I on everything I am not condoning this, but yeah, that
would probably work. But then, of course, you might
have to deal with a, you know. Listen.
A lot of Pokémon can do a lot of crazy things so I don't think
having a drugged up Nidorino, Who's going to be your One-Stop
shop to the, to the Pokemon League?
I guess we'll find out, we'll find out, you know, you know,
after you get your Pokémon trainer license, after you
finish this class, of course, of course, of course.
Oh hey. So that does it for the regional
Pokedex entries? Let's, of course, move on to the
unique Pokedex entries. The only one here comes to us
from ashes Pokedex. It says, Nidorino the poison pin
Pokemon, the evolved form of the mail knit.
Iran is it's highly developed. Warren is extremely powerful.
You may notice that's almost exactly the same thing that it
said for male that Iran, which is interesting.
Yeah, I guess. I mean, we aren't, we have
already knew that. All right, let me go ahead and
read this on Source. Uncredited are cool.
And then we can move on to the best part of the lesson.
Okay? Nidorino is a light purple
quadrupedal Pokemon. It has several darker purple
patches across his body. It has large spiny ears with
teal and sides. Narrow, black eyes, and a long
snout with two pointed teeth protruding from the upper jaw.
It has a ridge of tacos. That's too cute pointed teeth.
Oh sorry, true, it does. It does say that in here, I
guess I'm very very accurate. So narrow black eyes, and a long
snout with to cute pointed teeth.
Protruding from the upper jaw. It has a ridge of toxics Minds
on its back and a long pointed horn, on its forehead.
The horn is harder than a diamond and is capable of A
poison on impact. So interestingly, interestingly
enough that might mean that Nidorino is actually like safe
to touch normally as long as it's not like jamming its horn
into you, right? Yeah.
That wouldn't feel too good. Yeah.
It's short legs. Have three claws on each foot,
and Nidorino, is a male only species in Torino is independent
nervous and Ferris, nervously, a fierce.
I'm gonna put that in my gonna put that in my dating profile.
Hi I'm Professor, Jacob. I'm independent nervous and
fierce love is call me. Get all the ladies with that or
whatever you want. Yeah, we'll leave that up to 4.
We will be. Then here it is often described
as violent and easily angered. That's also good to put, don't
think so. Hi.
I'm Jacob I'm Violet and I'm he's really angered.
So you know, what's coming boom, so many swipes.
But you didn't say to which side though, so twice.
Right to get stabbed by my horn. If you know what I mean.
Wink wink. It uses its ears to checks, its
surroundings, if it senses a hostile presence, all the barbs
on his back bristle up at once and it challenges the foe, with
all its might neutrinos horn is, as hard as Diamond, your he's
already said that repeatedly. Yeah.
Allowing it to easily destroy Boulders.
It uses that horn. To look for moonstones and the
level of adrenaline need a Knitter Reno has can determine
how strong the poison will be. Nidorino live in hot savannas
and planes be hot. Hot that planes got to be in a
Lola in the hot sun traveling right over the water.
Yep. Again it's a meadow or field,
not a not an aeroplane. Okay, never gets old.
Does it does look cooler than that joke is always funny
regardless on it. It's not a joke.
I just don't Stand. Why any Pokemon would just
Thrive out in a plane? No, it was being carried across
the water for, you know, battle purposes or relocation or
something, you know. No, it's a, it's a grassy field.
All right guys, let's go ahead and move on to the pop quiz
segment. This of these lessons.
Pop it up. Yeah, I'm gonna pop it up and
then pop it right back down. So please please go ahead and
take out your Rotom laptops. Put away your Pokedex is but
your phones Put away your cheat sheets.
In fact, bring them up here to the front.
I'm gonna go ahead and shred them.
I don't I don't have a but she cheat.
I don't take notes. All right, so let's go ahead and
get started. Question number one, what does
Nidorino do when it senses something with?
It's ears of corn responded with it.
Immediately attacks it and mr. Curtis says, if Nidorino Sons is
anything, it does go right? In attack.
Yes. You guys are both correct it.
The answer is that acts immediately?
Italy, not even questioning what is making the noise.
It will attack it. All right, question number two
name, one use of Nidorino is horn that isn't involved with
combats are, right. We have the answers.
The question was, what is when you submit a rhino's horn that
isn't involved with combat? Corpsman responded, with
breaking boulders to find moonstones and mr.
Curtis says Torino does use its Longhorn.
Well, sorry does. Use its long hard horn to smash
big rocks and look for moonstones so yes.
Yes, you are both correct. It looks for Moon Stones, which
is very interesting. That it knows what those are and
that it needs to look for them very well.
Worded mr. Curtis good job.
Well, I went, I think it, but okay, well, um, sorry for him.
Question number three, when will Nidorino, is poison choose from
its horn, Having honest, I feel like I'm taking it easy on you
guys. With these questions, is a
pretty easy quiz. I really got to step it up, but
the problem is, he's Pokedex entries are so Bland.
Yeah, we is not much involved with with.
There's not much to know about a Knitter Reno or knit Arena,
besides horn, make poison. So the question was of course,
when will Nidorino is poison choose from its horn Corbin
responded with after the horn impacts its Target and mr.
Is says a Knitter Reno's horn, does zoos real good when
weighing Rams into the things it attacks.
All right, that was bad mr. Curtis, that one that one was
not good. Not, but yes.
So, upon impact is really the answer here, whenever whenever
it impacts us, something that is when the Knitter Nidorino, I
guess, like starts to like, use Muscles and its horns to secrete
the poison because like the way that it describes, it, it
suggests that it like, somehow breaks the horn or like moves it
in some way that it makes us lose out.
But like it's probably a little hole at the end like a tip or
something. That's what I was thinking of
and it probably pulsates throbs and no no it doesn't, it doesn't
do that. All right, questions makes most
sense. Question number four, Nidorino
his horn. This is a fill in the blank, by
the way. Very E-easy, like I should get
this. No problem.
Literary. Nose horn is harder than blank.
So what ridiculous what ridiculous thing is that Arena
was born harder than I don't know.
If I know this, just kidding, it's easy peasy.
Okay, we have a mr. Curtis you.
Okay, yes. I'm sorry.
Just too many Gary. The Shroomish fumes today?
No, I just might have developed a cold.
That storm. We went through on our way back.
I'm sorry. Mr. Curtis.
Well I didn't get it. I guess have a good immune
system. We are not actually.
No. I'm guys I'm really glad that
you didn't run into that roaming band of 30 to 50 wild horses.
That is continuing to ravage the land.
Well, we were careful. You were tied up in the, you
know, wax line sack in the back of the cart.
So you didn't get wet, relax line sack.
That was a mouthful. That was the name of my rock
band in high school. Well, actually, it was the wax
line sacks and we had a saxophone but you know what?
It was. Okay.
So the both of the answers are in.
The question was, of course, Nidorino is horn is harder than
blank Corbin wrote Diamonds, mr. Curtis wrote.
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't realize horn is harder
than really hard shiny. Pretty valuable diamond.
Diamond. Just one just like, that's a
single diamond. Yeah, you put, you put two
diamonds together and it doubles their hardness.
So obviously it can't be harder than both diamonds.
That's crazy. Yeah, I'm a scientist, I know.
Alright, so yeah, both, you guys are correct.
It is, in fact harder than a diamond.
In fact, it can punch a hole through a diamond which is a
weird thing. I mean like to do you need like
a lot of force to be able to do that even if it is harder than
but what you know whatever anybody wants some diamond
bowls, you got to get an Torino to poke some holes and some
diamonds diamonds Bowl. You could sell it for a fortune.
Step one, get a really big diamond.
That's the easy part. Yes, easy.
Yeah. Then part two is hard.
You have to convince a Knitter Reno that there is a moonstone
in the diamonds. Okay.
So that's the hard part and it will try to completely destroy
it. So you have to get it away from
it before that happens. Yeah, all right.
Well, you know what? That, yeah, I'm tired of talking
about Nidorino. So I'm gonna go ahead and end
today's Lesson there do either of you guys know what Pokemon we
will be talking about next time. The king of all Pokémon.
Yes, Bidoof everybody knows but Deuce live on the moon.
All right? No, no Kings do.
And that's who we talking about next living in the sand.
Our region they live on the moon.
No mr. Curtis.
Do you ever feel like mr. Curtis comes the class, and it's
just like, he's like melting the Entire time, I tell you that I
smelt the Gary, the Shroomish fumes on them.
I use, he looks High staring up at the ceiling at this point
comes out, I'm a good friend to Gary but not today.
Not today. He is.
He okay Corbin? I didn't tell you this before
hand, but you see mr. Curtis, due to the storm, the
storm did make its way down to where we are from.
That's right. It was here we are Professor oh
no. That storm did make it all the
way down to Saffron City and it did wipe out an entire you know,
colony of his spinner acts. Oh, that's okay.
So such a mood today. It was, it was my, you know, my
most recent ly, my most recent clutch weight.
Is the Queen Mother, okay, the cleaning lady of the night,
Curtis, we have to know is the Queen Mother, okay?
Okay. Oh, she's fine.
It's okay. I mean, you know, you'd be
hard-pressed to get to where she hides herself.
Her clutched. Her most reaching clutch.
It mean, this is probably it that word.
It just didn't. It didn't get.
I didn't get it covered and protected in time.
We didn't get back quick enough and it was.
Damn it, it was well, I'm sorry. But that's why he is.
That's why he's lagging. I'm sorry that you're
genetically modified. Shin spinarak ariados hybrids
are dying off because of a storm.
I'm sorry true he's really mocking our key as at this point
with the horrors that he's creating I think that's from was
sent by Arceus. Those were nine of the best eggs
that I've had in the last you know maybe 150 clutches I've and
that was just a week's worth a week's work by the way core my
do have to I do need to let you know that is tornadoes.
Who controls the weather? It is not just me, not Arkansas.
Say, whatever Pokemon entity is responsible for the weather
tornado. Believe, Kyogre can also cause
pretty crazy storms. Yes, yes, my apologies.
All right, so that yes, okay, the next lesson is about
Nidoking. I think we kind of got
sidetracked there, a little bit at the evolved form of Nidorino.
So, yeah, stay tuned for that. And you have to it's a part of
the curriculum. So you have to take that quiz.
Yes, you don't cut you will you will have a glaring zero in your
in your grade book if you don't you skip that class I don't even
know why I said, don't miss it. Yeah that's a crazy thing to say
don't be silly. I'm just feeling a little bit
silly today. If you have any questions for
me, your wonderful professor, professor.
Jacob, that is you can contact me via Gmail which of course
stands for Gengar mail, you can do that.
W wo Pokemon at gmail.com, if you don't have a Gmail account.
That's Fine. No worries.
You can contact me via Twitter, which is, of course, the bird
Pokemon theme social network site and you can get to me at wo
Pokemon on there as well. You know, before I end the
class, is there anything? Anything my students and
teaching assistant here want to say before we move on mr.
Curtis, I don't like your Abominations but I'm very sorry
for your loss of your of your clutch.
Thank you Corbin. I, you know, I I'd love to have
you at the funeral. What is it?
You know, I'm gonna be busy that day.
Okay. Yeah, no, I understand.
So do you have like a is it just like a mass grave or do you give
them their own little coffin when they get, they get bundled
by the, the area doses in the colony, okay?
And then they, and then we cremate them.
Oh, and then their ashes, they make like, little Like little
web kites, you know, like little little parachutes and they just
kind of float them off into the wind, that's how Charlie Q.
So yeah, whenever whenever he does that make sure you stay
inside. Are you might catch a dead
spinarak to the face? Oh no, it's gross.
All right. Well, you know, I think that's a
good point as any to end this lesson on.
So until next time class is dismissed Welcome to the world
of Pokemon is part of the Pokey casters Network.
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Network.