Thank you all. Thank you all, class.
Thank you. Thank you, Corbin.
I appreciate. Appreciate you being here early.
OK. It's good to be here early.
This is a special occasion unlike any other, as I'm sure
you all know. That's true.
I wanted to take another thing
off of the professor's plate. Yeah, he's running late today.
So we're just going to, yeah before before he comes here and
gets to class. We're just going to go ahead and
get this out of the way so we can just focus in on the Pokémon
for today's lesson. Great job actually assisting
him, Mr. Curtis. What's actually in your job
description? Mr. Curtis, Please do tell
everybody here in your most a prestigious voice.
What is it that we are here for early to announce?
It is a special announcement, the announcement you all have
been waiting for. That is of course the next
class. President Guys, we have tallied
the votes and somehow we got a third of the votes we did the
last election. So thank you all.
We did have a hiccup. We found out some of you naughty
students were voting more than once, so we had to restrict it
to you had to have a Gmail to vote.
So now we only got 40 votes. But hey, hey, at least it's
fair. This is what we got.
For those of you who voted, thank you all for doing that.
We appreciate. It Thank you for your voting.
Thank you for your support. And and participating it, you
know, it is a class class student duty to vote for the
class president. And you legally cannot complain
about the results if you didn't vote.
That's just the way it is. So for the other two and a half
million people who did not vote, you guys have no right to
complain about your class president.
That's right. And we only told you guys about
1000 times about voting. Just saying, all right, so we
have received the votes, a total.
Yes, Would you please, Yeah, announce the winner.
Let me give the drum roll. All right, so we have I'm going
to do, I'm going to do, I'm going to do 3rd to 1st in terms
of votes. OK, third place and I'll
announce the class present in 3rd place.
We have the one, the only jinx with a total of 12.5% of the
votes. Thank you.
Thank you, Jinx. Thank you Jinx.
Great job, Great job. Thank you, Jinx.
You had a great run.
You had a great one. Beautiful.
In second place, we have not
even a professor's assistant. We have Professor Witham.
Witham 20. Witham had 20% of the votes to
become the class president. Professor, I'm afraid that'd be
too much power for you. I'm glad you did not win.
But you were second place but none of those places matter
because the winner, the new first place in terms of the
voting with 25% of the votes who is now the new class president
of our school at the Goldenrod City branch of the Saffron City
Learning Center is Derry. Terry again received a 25% of
the votes And Terry congratulations.
Thank you for being such an active member on Discord.
We love and appreciate you. You are now the class president.
Wear it with. Pride.
Yes, Thank you. The We appreciate you and all
the work that you've done and now as your role as the
president. We.
Need it? Let us remind you that the
president does get to give a presidential address.
Here, here, if you would. We need you to send us a Gangar
mail with the in the subject line presidential address and
that way we can have that prepped for future lesson so
that you can give an announcement to your
constituent. Yes, you have 32 business hours
to complete this. That should be more than enough
time. Thank you very much.
We. Appreciate it, Terry.
In addition to giving your presidential address, you of
course, will get for being president access to the
professor's assistant Patreon level for free.
That's a gift from us to you. So congratulations.
Oh, aren't. We sweet.
That's right. So Terry, congratulations Vespa,
thank you so much for your beautiful work.
You now go into our the annals of one of our great former class
presidents, you and Cason. I can't speak to the first
president. He was a little rough.
Watch, watch, watch. This is always going to be a.
1st But you and and Cason both did such a great job.
We appreciate it and all the role that you've done here.
We will have you added to the class president mural that's
being painted just outside the school.
That is true. We will add you to it, Vespa.
Thank you. For your service, Corbin,
please. What do you hear that I think
the professor's coming? Was there anything else you
wanted to say to the rest of the students?
I love Dawn so much. He's loved my life.
OK, let's get started. Here we go.
Step back, step back. Here he comes.
He's. Coming.
He's coming. He's coming.
Hello there and welcome to this
wonderful, amazing world of Pokémon.
My name is Yes. Yes, Yeah.
We're here. We're here.
Yes, we are. Thank you.
My name is Professor Jacob. And thank you, everybody for
attending this lecture on Pokémon biology.
I am so excited to be here. I'm so you're.
In such a good mood today? What does Skype say?
Silly. I don't know why it's it's.
I mean, I don't know. It's because we haven't had
class back here and then the in our perfectly spherical room in
several weeks. I'm happy to be here.
I'm also so happy to have. I love the.
Wonderful teaching assistant, My beautiful, incredible teaching
assistant, Mr. Curtis. Mr. Curtis, please say hello to
everybody. Thank you, Professor.
It's good to be back. It's good to be able to feel the
the the scrub of the spherical floor on my on my feet.
I love it when he says things I don't understand.
It's it's probably my. Favorite now?
Happens every minute. And.
Or to love. Smell in the air.
So beautiful, professor. So beautiful.
Also joining us here today is of course our young trainer and
training who, you know, I think he's got a bright future ahead
of him. I think, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, thanks Professor.
Professor. Please say hello to everybody.
Oh. Hello everyone, and honestly, it
feels good to be in class today. The professor is in a great
mood. I love the energy, love the
vibes. It's giving kindness.
I'd love to see it. And I I I I'm happy to be here.
I'm happy to be here and learn about today's Pokémon.
I assume it's not a baby because we're not in the daycare
anymore, right? No, no, it's not a baby.
It does. That's true.
From a baby. And it was the last baby.
So did I. Talked about what?
I also evolved from a baby. We all evolved.
From. Hey We All T-shirt.
T-shirt. And look at us now.
Look, look, we we made it. We evolved with.
And you know, whether or not it was by level, by happiness, or
by some kind of magical stone, we all evolved.
Sadness. And then it's a choke of B
wearing some cool sunglasses. OK, Mr. Curtis remembers the
Pokémon we learned about last week.
All right, good job, buddy. So now you can't pretend like
you don't. I do.
I remember what we talked about last week, but this week we're
obviously talking about the Sidui.
I know that one is. No, no, no, no.
The Sidui does not evolve from Turgraphy, Mr. Curtis, so so I'm
glad you got that out of the way before.
Listen, I'm so happy we are all eager and excited to get to get
to learning about this Pokémon. But first, first I have a Gengar
male here that I would like to read if that's.
OK. That's fine.
I'll allow it. OK.
The professor doesn't need your permission.
Corbin, please check yourself before I wreck yourself.
It's fine. It's fine as long as long as I
have his consent. I will read this this Gengar
Mail. I'm consenting.
Great. Perfect.
All right, This Gengar mail comes to us from Hamish.
Hey, Gengar mail before. In fact, they start off their
Gengar mail by saying hello. Professor Jacob, Mr. Curtis, and
Corbin. My name is Hamish.
I've Gengar mailed you before. You have.
I'm deciding to mail you again with a picture of Corbin as a
Pokémon trainer. Make sure he gets to look at it,
because I hope I got his hair and eye color right.
All right, Corbin, here's the here's the drawing.
What do you think? Oh my good golly gracious.
This is a cool picture. I wish I could say this looked
like me. It doesn't quite.
My hair is a lot. Darker look nearly that much
like a skeletorge. I think he he.
No, no, OK, no. I'm talking about the kid in the
photo. Oh, Oh, yes, of.
Course you guys will see this on Twitter.
We'll put it on Instagram, Discord, wherever.
But that's the hair is a little light brown in this picture.
My hair is, well, it's kind of a deep, dark blackish blue.
Kind of a teal. Yeah, like a.
Sticks out a little bit. So like black that there's like
blue. In it there's like blue.
In it it's it's incredibly dark wooden.
Eyes. And my eyes are a wood brown.
Thank you. That's.
True. So in case you're wondering now
it does interestingly say above it the new Canto Champion.
I guess this is maybe a decade from.
Now I accept. I accept this honor.
I'm It's good. Thank Hamish.
Thank you so much for bestowing it upon me.
No. This is a.
This is a drawing of the future. This is not now.
Oh, it's oh, I thought, this is how I found out that I'm a
champion. I'm like, I didn't do a lot of
paddling, but I'll take it. I don't listen.
I don't know a lot about the process of becoming a champion,
so I I could have become the champion without me knowing.
Hey, he is a champion champion mindset and that's what's
important. Right.
That's important. Yes, keep that attitude.
But this is a wonderful drawing, Hamish.
This is really good. Hamish goes on to say.
I remember hearing him say that he would have a quick Coco as a
starter, so I've drawn it as a would.
Love Quick, Coco? I've drawn it as a fully evolved
Skeletor. I have been a student for a
while. You guys are the funniest trio
ever. Wow, that's very flattening.
Now We don't. We don't strive for comedy here.
I just want to make sure this is a.
There's no Latin, there's no. Jokes here.
Yeah, we I don't. I looking back, I'm thinking, I
don't think I've told a single joke ever in my.
Life. I think you're hilarious,
Professor. I think you've tried to tell one
or two. Oh, OK Well, luckily there's no
evidence of that. Good.
That's good. There's not roughly 170
recordings of evidence of that they Hamish grew on to say.
I also have a little side note before I finish this letter.
I know you guys have been going on about not letting Corbin have
a started Pokémon yet, but I'm willing to give him a Pokémon I
found. It was surprising that I found
it, but I know Mr. Curtis would be jealous about the Pokémon if
I found it's a kind but strong Rowlet.
Oh, I'll take it, Hamish. Thank you for that.
That's listen, that's great. Can I have it?
There's no Rowlet included, and of course Corbin cannot have a
Pokémon before he finishes this class.
Have you tried being cool and changing the rules?
I mean, you're feeling you're in such a good mood today.
Why don't I just sign a waiver that says, hey, he can have one
now just give me. A.
There's nothing I love more than following the rules, and if I
don't follow the rules then, well, I won't be in such a good
mood. Now, it's true that it's very
likely that a Rowlett would be in your selection of Stirter
Pokémon. Of course, that's tied to your
grades, Corbin, so if you're doing well enough then maybe you
might have the chance to get around it as your starter.
Next week. Well, when we finish the class.
Oh, OK. Yeah, when we finish, so, so.
Which anyways we we can have that be next week if you want to
put in the time Corbin. Comes to the mid week study.
Session. You think how?
Many hours? Would that have to be for us to
learn about all the other, you know, 700 plus Pokémon?
How many hours I mean? I'm willing, I'm willing to put
in the time 24 hours a day for the next week.
All. Day.
Every day. Also, when Mr. Curtis says put
in the time, he means literally adding time into the time space
continuum. What?
What are you talking about? Oh, is that?
Another joke for for the professor.
I will do that. Guys, you told a joke.
Is it a joke? Yeah, it's a joke.
Yes. Sorry, definitely a joke.
And not one of Mr. Curtis's canonical abilities.
Yeah, that is funny. So say it again.
What does he do? Anyways, thank you Hamish so
much for this wonderful Gangar male.
Thank you. You will be getting extra credit
for this artwork Mr. Curtis. What do you think, Gold Star?
Oh yes, yes, Gold Star for Hamish today.
Your artwork was very, you know, even though it was not accurate
to what Corbin does actually look like, it did give him
something to shoot for. So I am going to put it on the
wall back here. That way, Corbin could be
reminded every day when he comes into class.
The potential that I have to get a Skeletor one day and.
Also become champion, which I feel like is a bigger feat, but
whatever. Oh, I would die of happiness if
I had a white Coco. Could you listen, people in in
the Canto region, I'm not going to say they're like unrefined or
or anything like that, but they are kind of, they all kind of
keep to themselves, right? I feel like if you showed
somebody from Canto A skeletorge, their brain would
explode. Right.
They would just poop themselves. They would have no idea.
They'd be like, what on earth is that?
It's like giving a child from Victorian Galar a soda pop.
Right. They would just collapse on the
floor and seize. Or a modern day Rotom laptop.
Oh. Yeah.
Sure. You give one of those to Suean
kids from back in the day, a Rotom laptop.
He would just go feral. He wouldn't know what to do with
it. They would.
They would call you a witch and they'd burn you at the stake.
Right, exactly. Probably true.
Not going to lie, I have been called that before, can can't
admit. You've been called the what now?
A witch and been attempted to be burned at the stake.
It's not that hard. It's always attempted.
They they never succeed.
Is this Is this? I'm sorry, is this a regular
occurrence? No, not very often.
I mean, once every, you know, while to find people.
Ah, Dad, let's not get into it. Professor, please, let's move on
with class. And about the same frequency
that you clip your fingernails. Yeah, yeah, about that long.
Which was how many? How often?
Yeah, we got him, We got him. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know we got him. Put him away.
All right. But I need to also put this
Gengar male away because we need to move on to the lesson.
Does anybody know who we're talking about this week?
It's not just a July. You said that already.
Don't say it again. And it's not Fue Coco.
We've been talking about him a lot.
Yes, I know. Don't get confused.
It's not Fueco or Skeletorge. OK, it is.
Can you give me a hint? Oh, Curtis, Mr. Curtis said.
Toga pee. I know, look, you've gotten so
many hints. The pieces are all there.
I also told you point blank last week.
Oh, it's is it toga pie? No, it's not Toga Pie Pie, which
is honestly I would say is pretty much the same name as
toga. Maybe it's toga pee, but with an
E. Like potato, potato, toga pee
toca pie. Well, there's an E there on pie.
Oh, OK. No, it's not that.
OK, is it Toga Pee Tocape? Mr. Curse would you like to
guess? Well, you already said it wasn't
decidui. It's not Rowlet.
If you board a name, yeah. Is it a mercro?
We're talking about Mercro today.
No, no. It is a flying type though.
OK. OK, Larvitar.
OK, we're learning about toga tick today.
So close to toga I was really hoping you guys would get it,
but that's fine. I'm still in a pretty good mood.
After we left the nursery last week, I found that this little
toga pee had snuck into my bag and came along with me.
Wait, where? Where?
Right. Ohh hello friend.
Ohh, it just came out of the bag.
It just popped out. It was crazy.
I. Slid right out of the bag, Right
on. Did you guys plan that?
Is it Deku OK? The guys you're going to lose
your mind because that's a second toga P that I did not
know was in my bag because the toga P that I had evolved into a
toga tick. Oh, hey, get out of here, buddy.
We're looking at something. You look at your Big Brother.
Yeah, it's going to toss this one out the window.
Hey, whoa whoa. Whoa, whoa.
OK, that's that's all right. I need to call the police.
That's just you can't just be tossing babies out windows.
Come on. What is this?
I mean, come. On it's fine.
It's fine. They're they're pretty
resilient. They have, they have pretty.
Yeah, they're pretty tough. Yeah, happiness, as we learned,
is what Toga P is. Throwing a baby full.
Of are very resilient but no did.
You hear what I said, I said. Happiness is throwing a baby.
Yeah, but maybe I just chose to ignore it.
Yeah. OK.
So maybe I just want, I just want to make sure you guys heard
it, that's all. How about this?
Come up real close to the recording device and just say it
again so we can get the cleanest take possible.
All right, sorry. Here we go.
Tell me, tell me one more time. Because this is, this is going
to go on the T-shirt like. Porsche just to edit the other
stuff out. Here we go.
I know you'll definitely not include this.
Happiness is throwing a baby. Wow.
Poetry.
Poetry in motion. So OK, but Long story short, I
have a toga tick here and when it evolved it started throwing
all this like dust all over the place and I thought it was going
to be so mad that I had to clean it all up.
But honestly, I've been in such a good mood ever since.
And I I love cleaning stuff up for you.
Professor. Please don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it for you. Yeah, he got it.
I I took the liberty of putting it into a pokey ball, but here
is my new toga tick. Okay.
Wow, that's pretty cool. I mean, that makes sense.
It evolves and then it looks like an evolution.
It's not like something's too crazy.
Yeah. Well, Okay, go ahead and
describe it. Let's describe it here guys.
So let me tell you about this toga tick.
So it looks like a bigger, longer version of Toga P and no
longer has like an egg or like a little body trapped inside of an
egg. The whole body is the same color
and it's not even it doesn't even look like it's inside of an
egg anymore. It's just, I guess flesh I don't
wanna get too. Close to I think it's fur.
I think it's fur. Or maybe it's fur.
Flesh, feather, they're all kind of the same from this angle.
Now, I like the idea that Toga P was like a little baby trapped
in a in an egg, right? And now it kind of toga tech
looks like an egg trapped in a little baby.
Yeah, I could see that, I feel like.
Yeah, I feel like it's kind of. Flip because it's got like a
rotund belly, right rotund belly and bottom that really it.
Looks like an egg ate a baby. No, no.
No, A baby A. Baby ate an egg.
Oh, baby, an egg. Okay.
Yeah, baby. Ate an egg.
Yeah, Okay, I'm sorry, you were describing it.
Go on. Please.
Well, yeah. I mean, it's very similar to
Toga P in that it has these little patterns on its belly and
stuff like that, the orange and blue ones.
But now it doesn't really have nubs anymore.
It has longer feet, Its hand nubs are a little bit longer.
Nubs still has that crown shaped head and beautiful joyous smile
and stuff. But the big thing about Toga
Tick that's different is that it's got wings, which Toga Beat
did not have. Excellent, excellent
observation. Very cool.
I mean, look at this. It's just, it's just going, it's
just like sitting there, it's flying around.
I can. I can't even really hear it
flutter. It doesn't, Yeah.
It's not even really moving its wings.
Professor, how does it fly like that?
What, That's a very good question.
You know, we might touch on that in the Pokedex entries.
Do we want to give? I mean, I know it's my my brand
new toga tech and I'm very excited and happy to have a toga
tech. Yeah, I'm more than happy to
name it. For yes, that's yes, please.
Please give. It a This isn't Wait, this isn't
Deku. No, this is not.
This is not. Deku This is This is an unnamed
this is a different toga P. We left Deku back at the
daycare. Yeah, a deku belonged to
somebody, and this one might have also belonged to somebody,
but now it belongs to me. He's looking, floating.
You raise me up. Hey, that's a good name.
Raise up. No raise, but spell it like
haze, but with an R because that's cooler.
Is does R mean like the opposite thing though?
It's it's being, it's raising itself by flying that's it makes
sense. Sure, but the way you spelled it
means like to tear down stuff, right?
No. No, no, no, no, no.
This is just. It's no.
It's that version of raise, but it's just spelled like this.
It doesn't mean the other one. Yeah, no, I got it right here.
I got the dictionary right in front of me.
It says raise means to completely destroy.
Well, no like what I mean is this is raises and like raising
it up. Like corporate always does after
to the back of the classes you're.
Just. Spelling it in the cool Corbin.
Shut up, Mr. Curtis made a poop joke.
I said. I said.
Like say. It again.
I said like Corbin does to the bathroom after class.
Yes, yeah. High.
Five, Yeah, High 5. Here we go.
Yeah, I'm the most mature one in this room now.
Yeah, well, you know what? Ray's.
When this toga tech did come into my life, it did completely
destroy all my sadness and it only brought happiness.
So Ray's sure I'm fine with Ray's.
It also happens to be one of our patrons.
What? Wow.
What a happy coincidence. What a quinky.
Dink, what a happenstance, right?
Isn't that crazy? It's wild.
It's both the same way too. So there's OK, so Ray's is kind
of like thrown around a lot of dust and it's time to get up my
nose. So before I start to sneeze, I
am going to go ahead and put Reyes back into their Pokeball.
Alright. Bye, Reyes.
I'll miss. Hi, Reyes.
It's a pleasure to meet. You But how do how do we all
feel about reading some Pokedex entries?
I think that's a great. Idea.
I'm down. I'm down.
I'm, I'm digging it. I'm down with it.
I'm down to clown. You say you'd be happy to do it.
I'd be happy to do it. Good, because the first entry
here says. They say that it will appear
before kind hearted caring people and shower them with
happiness. That's me.
It appeared right before me and said, hey, I'm here for you.
Yep. Professor, I'm so, I'm so glad
that that, you know this came to you because I it's a good
recognition of the the kind of pure hearted soul that you are.
I mean, that must be it, right? Because I'm so nice and and kind
hearted, right? Right, Corbin.
I today you are, Yeah. And all days.
Right, Corbin. Corbin I feel like I have to say
yes or I'm going to get punished so.
Yeah, no. What?
Since when? Why?
Why would IA kind of hearted person do that to you?
Because you punish me with your words every day.
Every day. Well, maybe every other day,
maybe by daily. I do not talk to you every other
day. I see you once a week.
I I would never. The professor would be
punishing, no? It just feels like I'm being
hurt every day because I think about it.
Well, that's a that's a you problem.
That's not a me problem. It starts with you though.
OK, moving on. The next entry says it grows
dispirited. If it's not with kind people it
can float in mid air without moving its wings.
So like do you think that it needs the wings to fly or does
it? Is it just there as like an
aesthetic thing? It didn't seem like it was
really using them. It kind of tripped me out.
I was like, it took me a minute to get to the wings because I
was like, are those even wings? We're not even flapping them.
So I don't know, like, what's the purpose of them if they're
Or maybe they're going so fast. We can't.
It looks like they're staying still.
Whoa. Maybe whoa.
OK, hold on. Say Corbin, save that.
Say, capture that into a bottle, right?
That energy. Put it into a bottle because
you're going to need it for later.
Put in the pokeball. OK, very, very good hypothesis
there, Corbin. OK, the next entry says, wait,
hold on. I thought of something.
What? Where are we thinking about
flappability here? Oh, OK.
We haven't talked about flappability for a long.
Time the lowest. Give me that scale well.
Don't. Yeah, Don't.
It's not, I wouldn't say the lowest Corbin because.
Flappability is 3 to 14 is a hug ability.
Because it's it's it's a parabola.
It kind of goes up. Oh, right.
OK, so but the highest one's like what, 11 or 12?
13 the lowest, the highest ones are like I don't know 11 or 13,
like 9 and 18 or something. Sure.
And then the lowest one is kind of like in the middle of that.
It's either the lowest or the very highest known between
because it's either flapping so well that it doesn't look like
it's flapping or it's not flapping at all.
So it's either it's It's either the worst or the best.
Or or. I think part of Flappability
though, is its ability to keep the the Pokémon aloft, right?
True. Yeah, I'm I'm giving it AC for
flappability. Great.
Thanks. Great.
All right. So we have AC for Mr. Curtis.
It gets the job done. Is it flapping?
No. But is it flying?
Absolutely. Yeah.
So I mean, I think it has a great flappability scale because
I mean with the very few times that it does flap, it flaps with
so much intensity. Oh, oh, oh, right.
We didn't get to see that. So that's.
It flapped a few times it. Was so fast, So fast.
All right, let's move on. Next entry.
Oh wait, Corbin, did you say yours?
Oh, I would say it's either an F or an A.
For flap and ability. Flappability for flappability,
yes. OK, the next entry here here
says although it does not flap its wings very much, it can stay
up in the air as it tags along after its trainer.
Cool, that's fair. Moving on to the Helen region,
the first entry says Toga Tick is said to be a Pokémon that
brings good fortune. When the Pokémon spots someone
who is pure of heart, it is said to appear and share its
happiness with that person. It's.
Kind of like what Mew does, right?
Doesn't it only appear to people who are pure of heart?
Well, hold on. Yeah, it's I think, I think it's
specifically said pure people not really saying, you know,
whether they're pure good or pure evil, so.
It's kind of ambiguous. Just as long as they're pure,
then view will appear in front of them.
But yeah, this one again. I think also here with Togotick
the argument could be made that it when it spots someone who is
pure of heart, that heart could be pure good or pure evil.
Pure evil. That's right.
That's true. Pure Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
As long as it's like, you know, the embodiment of something
entirely, then Toga Tick will share its happiness with that
person. What?
What other fun things can the heart be made out of?
Oh, steel. Poor pure pure Spinnerek Silk
Professor. I can think of nothing more
strong and elastic than that. Pure, unadulterated knowledge.
Yeah, yeah. We having fun.
Are we having fun, you guys? I'm having fun.
Corby, you're doodling. You're doodling right now.
I I'm sorry now. Mr. Curtis is also doodling.
He's only the only one that's allowed to doodle during class,
OK? Sorry, Perry says.
It's a coping mechanism. I'm sorry.
OK, what are you drawing? It better not be me with a
mustache on my face. It's not you with a mustache on
your face. It's Mr. Curtis with a mustache
on his face. That's.
That's fair. That's fair that you know what?
Actually that's that's pretty good I think.
I think you should upload that when I upload my doodle.
Yeah, I think so. I think that I think that would
be great. Yeah, really, class.
Yeah, yeah. Because I could in.
Fact you're you're pretty much done with it right now.
In fact, I will take it right here.
I'll grab it. I'm not.
I'll scan it. I'm scanning it.
Well, I wanted to accent some of the.
And I'm going to upload it right now.
Why did that was private? Scheduled to release at the date
of this. Oh professor, I just.
I just wanted to work on it a bit more.
All right, we'll be looking forward to that.
All right, moving on to the Sino region.
It is said to appear in front of kindly people to scatter a
glowing down called I don't know, what do you guys, what do
you guys think this glowing down is called?
Poof. OK.
It's called Poof. OK, that's Corbin.
What do you think? Blurf you.
Guys are not going to believe this.
It's blurf. Poof.
No. Way you.
Guys got the answer. To this guy 5 Corbin.
Woo Hoo. All right.
OK, No, I'm sorry I was joking. I just wanted to see you guys
happy and and and you know, honestly, like be happy
together, right? You guys are at each other's
throats so much. Right.
Well, it's all his fault. I can't stand a professor.
OK, well that was fleeting. OK?
It is said to appear in front of kindly people to scatter a
glowing down called Joy Dust. I was close.
Neither of you were close, but that's OK, the next entry says
To share it's happiness. It flies around the world
seeking kind hearted people. How kind are they?
That's nice. I mean, purely kind hearted, it
would have to be right? If we're going from the Hoenn
Pokedex centuries, you know, I feel like kind hearted people.
Maybe not always, but for the most part are like already
happy. Yeah, for the most part.
Like, I feel like if Toga Tick really, really wants to spread
happiness, it should find those who are not happy.
So those are viable. Yeah, provide happiness.
Right toga tick land on my doorstep, you know.
Yeah, I I think as someone who's, you know, perpetually in
a happy state, I I can understand that.
This is a region, not a state Mr. Curtis and it is pretty
happy here. In Real Joe, no?
Like a like a state of mind. Like a state of mind.
OK, Yeah. I mean, yeah.
So that's why you hang around Pokémon that actively, you know,
make you sad, right. Because you have too much
happiness. That's right, Mr. Curtis.
Right, Like spinner racks. So spinner racks make you sad?
No spinner ax make me make or why I am so so happy.
Oh man, they would make me word depressed and already AM.
That's why I've got so much happy energy.
Right. Oh, you're trying to get them to
absorb that happy energy, make them less miserable?
They're not miserable. Does Happy Energy play into the
breeding at all? Yeah, the the more love and care
you put into each one of the eggs, the bigger the baby
spinner ax will grow. And that's why my spinner rack
are so big. That's terrifying.
I'm filled in with love and super genetically modified
genes. Now I want to die again.
Can we move on? Yes, sure.
Now we're going to be jumping a lot of regions here because
there's nothing from the Sino region or sorry, nothing from
the UNOVA region, nothing from the Kalos region, there's
nothing from the Alola region, there's like nothing at all from
the Alola region and there's nothing from the Galar region.
However, Don Don, did you say Don?
No, but oh, I was thinking about her.
Comprise her. You definitely said Don.
Now I'm in a good mood. Now I'm in a good mood.
All right, there's nothing new from Galar either, but there is
a Hissuian entry here in this old textbook that I have.
The first entry says no records exist.
Oh, sorry, The only entry says no records exist of Toga tech
being seen in the wild. Rumors abound that it evolves
under the loving care of a trusted human companion, upon
whom the Pokémon then bestows great joy.
See, that's you trusted love to evolve.
A trust. A trusted human companion like
you, Professor. No wonder.
Am I? But like, I feel like I'm the
same level of happiness that I normally AM.
Though Well, no, You're definitely happier today, You
think? Yeah, I think you are.
I felt a lot of the happiness energy at the beginning of the
class I'm. Actually a little bit more
fussy. I I chalked it up to how awesome
class is, but I I I I guess, yeah, I do.
I do think it's making you extra happy.
I mean, listen, if it's in the pokedex entries, then it's got
to be true. Right.
It's it's it's it is factual every time.
Thank you. OK.
So that does it for all of the regional Pokedex entries on
Tokotek? You don't say.
I do say, and there's no there's only one unique entry, and it
comes to us from Professor Neroli.
Tortellini Let's see what? You got Stromboli.
Professor Lasagna So this entry, of course, is about sleep.
It says it sometimes sleeps while floating, and apparently
only moves its wings intermittently while doing so.
Perhaps some sort of mysterious power is keeping it in the air.
Professor, please elaborate. What is this mysterious power?
That is a very good question and I don't think I will elaborate
because it's time for the testing portion.
OK. Time for that pop quiz we're
going. To do a poem.
Don't get a great. Pokémon for it.
Put away my Pokedex. We've been doing too many poems
lately, so. Not enough?
We're going to do something that we haven't done in a little bit.
We're going to do an essay question.
So in case you don't remember, I'm going to ask you an
open-ended, an open-ended question that was kind of
touched on a little bit in the Pokedex entries but never fully
explained. And I want you to hypothesize
what you think is the answer to this question.
All right. So there's.
It's not based on whether or not you're correct here, the points
given. This is more of a participation
thing, I guess. All right.
So the essay question is, oh, and you can use your notes for
this. I saw you putting your notes on.
You can bring. Them back.
OK. OK, good.
I'll pull them back out. OK, the essay topic is how does
toga tech remain in the air? There's a lot of speculation.
A lot of, well, there isn't really speculation.
It's just people saying how does it do it or how how do it do?
How do it do the thing it do? How does it do fly somehow
sometimes? Sometimes.
So I think we can say that, you know, it's something that we're
not seeing, we're not seeing it visually happen.
So keep that in mind as you are writing your answers, All right.
So go ahead, take some time and, you know, give me, give me what
you got. OK, looks like my students are
ready and my gosh, they all look so happy and eager too.
Is is Is the toe to dust? Is the Is the joy dust really
starting to to have an effect on you guys?
Oh, I'm feeling it, Professor. And let me tell you what I know
exactly what it is. I'm ready to reveal the truth to
you, Professor. That is so good.
I'm so excited. So I'm going to go ahead and
start with Corbin. Corbin, please give us your
essay first. Thank you everybody.
Thank you. It feels good to be here.
I have a very simple answer. Took a lot of time crafting it,
but I I was just ignoring the obvious.
I was trying to rationalize something that was just very
clear about how Togetic is able to remain in the air without
flapping its wings. There is an organ inside of it
called the The Togetic. Togeticus.
Sectimoeus It is septimodius septimoeus.
It's. It's a.
Togeticus septimoeus. I love that you're hypothesizing
that there's an already named organ inside the toga tick.
So that's so there is an organ inside the toga tick and it's
and it's sole purpose is to heat air.
Why would you need to heat air? Well basically my theory is
togotic is essentially a hot air balloon.
It's mostly hollow inside. So what it does is it sucks air
through the anus the the the togotic the the togoticus
sectemoeus. What it does is it heats the air
that it absorbs through the bottom and it turns it into a
hot air balloon. So now the heat going inside of
it into what's mostly hollow body is warmer on the inside
than it is the outside, thus generating some lift and budding
Buddome. It starts to float.
The end. The end How you guys feel about
that one? I think the joy of us is
starting to wear off, honestly. Oh, I'm feeling great that that
wear. Off on me, I'm starting to get
an immunity to it. So now I can't help but comment
Corbin on the fact that our very own Mr. Curtis did already have
that hypothesis for a different Pokémon.
Yeah, I think you'll find that. Or clefable.
Clefairy is the hot air balloon Pokémon.
Oh, did you really? Was that, was that what it was?
I honestly don't remember. I know, I know.
It was like that. They are like balloon.
Like, I didn't know if it was specifically like them having a
sack that heats air and allows them to float.
Yeah. Yeah, and they're hot I.
Mean Lizard the The hot air balloon theory has already been
been used in the class. Well, I forgot so.
But hey, everybody loves the callback.
So but. You but you know when I called?
Back on purpose, I didn't know I forgot.
Flattery is the sincerest form of compliment.
OK, I'm not going to call plagiarism on Corbin for
stealing my idea. I'm just going to say thank you,
Corbin. I didn't steal it on purpose.
I appreciate your compliment of my genius.
Plagiarism doesn't exist in the in, you know the the the world
of Pokémon biology. If it works well for one
Pokémon, well, who's to say it couldn't work well for another
Pokémon? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, just from an evolutionary standpoint.
That's true. That's true.
There's a lot of Pokémon that follows similar, similar,
similar design. All right.
So, so good job, Corbin. Excellent.
Mr. Curtis, did you say you were done yet?
I can't remember. I'm ready.
OK.
Well, whenever, whenever you want to give it to us then.
OK, but I I left my syrup at home, so I don't have that
today. Oh.
Oh God. Oh goodness, my throat's a
little dry. But you'll I'll have to deal.
You'll be fine. You'll be.
Fine. Do you want to borrow my syrup?
Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Let me just get a quick little
here. Here we go.
That professor, it's just it's not quite.
It's not quite liquidy enough for me.
But thank you with ice in it, the way you like it.
I just. I hear you can have you.
Have that preparer for him. I don't know.
I appreciate it, Professor. I appreciate it.
But here we go. OK, Professor, I have come to a
revelation. You asked me how does a Tokatech
fly? And I ask you, what do we know
about Toka B and Toka Tick Okay, Toka B have the ability?
I don't know about Toga B. What about Toga A?
Who's Toka? B Toka P Excuse.
Me I know about. I know about Toka A and Toga CI.
Don't know anything about Toga B.
Wait to hear about Toga D. Whoa.
Okay. All right, Toga P had the had
the ability to absorb happy energy and store in it shell
like a resource that it could then give to others.
OK, I deposit that. Toga Tick has found another use
for said resource. See, you said it yourself.
They fly around and they find happy people, not sad people, to
cheer up. That's where the revelation
comes from, right? Toka Tick is using its latent
ability, gained while it was a Toka B, to absorb the happiness
of the happy people that it congregates around and uses it
as a resource to counter the force of gravity.
The wings are actually heat foils to disperse the waste
energy produced throughout the conversion process, so that the
and the so-called Joy Dust is actually crystallized energy
that the Tokatec Tokatec collects then dispels when it is
collected too much and it's absorbed too much joy energy.
I digress. It's using the stolen parasitic
energy from the happy people that it goes around and it and
it converts it to counteract gravity.
And that's why I can fly. Thank you very.
Much. Whoa, whoa.
Settle down, buddy. That's a lot.
That's a lot of thought. That's a lot of thought and a.
Lot of anger. A lot of anger built into this
boy. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Professor. It was like a stroke of genius.
I'm sorry, I was writing down an.
Epiphany. For the next lesson.
So I maybe missed a little bit of it.
Can you explain to? Me, how happiness counteracts
gravity did. You say that idiot.
Yeah, no, no, no. It it uses the energy that
collects and it and it converts that energy into kinetic energy,
counteracting the downward force of gravity.
OK, OK. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. Happiness energy turns into So
it's it's a machine that turns happiness into kinetic energy.
It's a machine, and the waste heat goes out the so-called
wings. Wow, so it is not a how how
efficient of a transformation is this?
Not not very, not very. That's why it has to fly around
happy people all the time. Otherwise it's not going to have
enough energy to do what it needs.
To do OK, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm not here, I'm not here to poke holes in your theories.
But this is what the greater scientific world will do.
That's what they're out to do, is to poke holes in your
theories. That's what they should do.
Wouldn't then the people that it hangs around the the the happy
people that it's around, wouldn't they end up less happy?
I I would, I would. Well, I I mean, I don't know.
I I that's not something that's ever touched on in the Tokopi
Pokedex entry entries. It doesn't seem that it takes
more and it reduces the happiness of the people.
Maybe it's just the the energy. The happiness radiates from a
person and it picks up on that radiated energy like sun.
Like from the sun, right? It's not leeching so much as it
is absorbing that radiating happiness energy.
And then it's a kind of a like, so maybe the process itself
isn't very efficient, right. But it has an off, it has a
product, a byproduct of joy dust, right.
And that joy dust feeds back onto you know whatever is
generating the happiness and makes it happier.
So if if you know creating this happiness right.
If if exuding happiness isn't something.
So we sure it's a it's absorbed by the by the tokotech, but it's
not removed right in any way from from the person right.
So they're they're happy, it's radiating out and then and then
the toga tick is is siphoning, is siphoning it out, but they're
able to make them even happier by the dust that it creates.
It's kind of like an unlimited energy source.
That's a perpetual energy machine.
I like that, professor. I like.
We figured it out. We figured out we're breaking
physics, but we figured it out. It's good we're breaking frame
so. I'm ready.
No singing. No, no singing.
You know what? I'm not happy anymore.
The the, the joy dust has fully worn off and I'm mad.
Professor, we we've got to go public.
We've got to let the world know we've discovered a perpetual
energy Pokémon. OK, we have we have theorized on
a perpetual energy Pokémon. This requires years and years of
testing ahead of us and grant. So start rating grant proposals.
Why? I mean I I can, I can get a kind
of couple Toka B from the from Eleanor in the Rigby's you know
and you know I mean I'm pretty friendly you know I'm pretty
certain we could get them to evolve into to Toka ticks and
then once and that's we got them evolved we can we can I'll take
them back to this check. And you can test on them.
It's like you forgot that that raise even existed.
Well, I mean. My the toka tick that I already
have. I mean, we could use Ray's but I
but we need more a larger. He's going to kill the same
Squirtles. I mean, you better watch out for
him. All right, you know what, I'm
I'm stuck with this. Give him your Pokémon, I'll get
a stump. Lesson.
I hate this. Let's let's end it.
Good job. You guys get OK.
You're too. You're too happy.
I don't like that. Stop it.
What? Thank you.
Go back to not being happy. Corbin.
All right. OK, good.
That's what I like in this classroom.
Only seriousness, Gosh, I don't know what was in my head
earlier. What's wrong with you,
professor? All right.
He's got Carmen. I think he's going through
withdrawals from the Joy powder We better.
Use no. That's pretty good.
I think he needs some of the joy, does some of the good good.
Listen, yeah guys, I just, we just need to get through this.
I'm starting to get a crazy headache so.
Maybe he had too much. Maybe he.
Overdosed. Anyways, Anyways, that's going
to do it for today's lesson on toga tech.
Does anybody know who we're talking about next week?
Toga tie. It's Toga B.
Really, Toga? B.
Just Curtis talking about. No, it's not.
It's not Toga B. It's also, we're not talking
about the evolved form of toga tech, because toga tech does
evolve, but we're not talking. About Toga Flying.
It's not toga anything. No, is it?
This is your wife, Professor. No.
It's not Turtwig. No, you're right.
It's you're right. It's not a Turtwig.
Why didn't you even say? It I was just make, I was making
sure. Tell me, Professor.
Next week we are learning about Natu.
I know we're not learning about
me, but what are we learning about professor?
Natu. Is that a Pokémon?
Yes, Natu not what's that? What's that one look like?
Well, you'll learn about that next week, Corbin.
I don't know if I've ever heard of Anatu.
I'm not very familiar with a professor.
That's great. You'll be.
You know what? Then come fully prepared to
learn. I will be enamored with it next
week. Great.
Excellent. All right, so until next week,
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They've there, been in the last couple of lessons, so if you
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and vote and see who has the best explanation as to why the
the the as to why took a tick and fly.
Are they are they a hot air balloon or are they perpetual
happiness energy machine? That was.
I feel like that kind of came afterwards.
Mr. Curtis, I think you're. Yeah, now you're changing your
answer, buddy. Yeah, I mean sure yours was that
they converts. Happy happiness, siphoning,
parasitic machine of destruction and evilness.
Geez. Settle down dude.
They're cute. But yeah, also on that link tree
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