1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,720 This week on a Steam Machine podcast. 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:05,920 Hello there friend. Come stay a while and listen. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:12,080 That is one big mushroom. Kill the music. 4 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,150 Hey everybody, and welcome back to another episode of the Steam 5 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:45,350 Machine Podcast. My name is Dalton, and joining 6 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:47,590 me, as always, is 1/2 of the Destructo Bros. 7 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:50,150 Yo, what's up? It's Willie, and I'm very happy 8 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:53,750 to join you in hell. And then also joining me as per 9 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,030 usual, is the one the only Team Retro? 10 00:00:56,230 --> 00:01:01,030 What's up, everybody? I'm back from the fiery Hells 11 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:06,520 of, I don't know, high school. And and joining us as guests 12 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,640 this week, the one the only Mr. Puzzles. 13 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,160 What up? I've been drinking. 14 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:18,320 Nice. And also joining us is 1/2 of 15 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,960 the the wonderful lovely podcast. 16 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,200 Tyler and Dave play all games, Tad, Pog and Ian. 17 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,080 I always forget to throw and Ian in there. 18 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,360 But it's not for lack of love for you, my good Sir. 19 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,800 And that would be 1 Dave. Dave, how are you doing, my good 20 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,760 Sir? Hey, I'm doing good. 21 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,600 Thank you. Is there man? 22 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,280 So boys, how has everyone been? Let's start with, I'm going to 23 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,240 go to the top of my screen, which is Dane. 24 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,560 How you been, buddy? My ass is dragon dude. 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,160 I've been doing like congratulations. 26 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,160 On the ass dragon. Yeah, I got home last night. 27 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,440 I was sitting on the couch playing fucking this game, and 28 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,960 there's a knock at the door. It's like 11:00 at night, and I 29 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,080 go over there, I open the door, it's my ass. 30 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,040 Finally came dragging in an hour and a half behind me. 31 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,040 Yeah, long hours last couple weeks. 32 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,440 I'm I'm just happy to hear your you and your ass are on still 33 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,280 speaking terms. He talks a lot of shit, but. 34 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,600 Listen, don't take his crap. I don't. 35 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,440 Thing is, he's always doing it behind my back. 36 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:25,840 Man, I can dad joke all night. Maybe he needs to be wiped out. 37 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,640 Oh. Fuck. 38 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,360 Him. But but but but. 39 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,520 So you've been. Dragging running a lot. 40 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,960 Most of the bullshit that I've dealt with will actually come up 41 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,720 during the game talk because this game caused some gamer rage 42 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,840 for me. Yes, and that and that is in 43 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,880 reference. I have, I have a couple messages 44 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,280 I'm going to reference, but I, I when I was talking to the boys 45 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,720 before I started recording, I said all that Dane tell the 46 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,960 message I got from him himself. Yeah, he he gave us a little 47 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,000 teaser, but you can tell me exactly what the hell happened. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,040 So I'm looking forward to this one. 49 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,840 Yeah. I used some colorful language. 50 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,560 I talked a little bit about it on the last episode of Media 51 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,960 Dump, but I'm going to go more in depth than that. 52 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,320 I haven't caught the last episode of Media Dump so I'm 53 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,800 really looking forward to this. One we talk about the movie 54 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,120 eventually. Eventually there's a Diablo 55 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,200 movie. Oh no, we were doing Raising 56 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,960 Arizona, but you know how we are about. 57 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,320 Tan Which? Day, by the way, Dane the fuck 58 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,560 movie did you watch? I think raising Arizona. 59 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,480 Raising raising Arizona like. I. 60 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:38,040 Coen brothers movie. I cannot for the life of me 61 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,200 picture any of the nonsense that happens in this movie. 62 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,120 Oh. Dude. 63 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,520 You watch it. And just this movies was still 64 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,400 considered like a serious actor too. 65 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,080 Like this movie was a very serious movie. 66 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,480 This wasn't The Wicker Man. I was gonna say this sounds like 67 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,920 everything. About that movie. 68 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,520 It sounds like it's a comedy. It's a comedy. 69 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,960 It is, yeah. But like it is, it's a comedy. 70 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:07,360 But it's just seriously like it got it got like awards and shit 71 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,040 like people loved this movie of. Course it was. 72 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,480 A Bieber dream? Yeah. 73 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,360 Was it the Coen brothers that did Bottle Rocket or am I 74 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,360 thinking of a different brothers set that did movies? 75 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,320 I don't think Coen's didn't bottle. 76 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,000 'Cause I know, I know the Wilson brothers were in bottle rocket 77 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,840 and then oh, OK, no, no, no, I think bottle rockets by the 78 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,320 people that did Royal Tenenbaums. 79 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,160 I think that's what I'm thinking. 80 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,120 Of Wes Anderson. OK, yeah, that that not the guy 81 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,560 that will Nate hates I. Was gonna say Nate's gonna be 82 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,640 pissing you for confusing the Coen brothers with Wes Anderson. 83 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,800 He is going to destroy your ass. Coen Brothers Lebowski, Right. 84 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,280 Big Lebowski. That's what I'm thinking of. 85 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,920 OK. Congress and Lebowski did it. 86 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,560 Fargo I. Mean to be. 87 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,800 There good. Stuff gets confused. 88 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:56,360 I'm a man of constant sorrow. What you talking shit, Michelob? 89 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,720 I said to be fair, stuff gets confused with other stuff quite 90 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,680 a bit on this podcast. That's very true. 91 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,920 That's why we call it. Now I'm going to go listen to 92 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,880 some machine head. So, Michelob, what about you? 93 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,520 Besides your impeccable taste in music, how are you doing, buddy? 94 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,520 I'm. Doing all right, I I did a thing 95 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:19,640 last week. I was invited to California by 96 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:25,720 MSI, the computer company, to go to a private YouTube only 97 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:31,360 showcase of their latest handheld, the MSI Claw 8. 98 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:37,080 And so that last Wednesday I end up taking half a week off from 99 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:42,640 work and less Wednesday, I flew out at 5:30 in the morning and I 100 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,920 got in about noon and ended up meeting with a couple of the 101 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,360 other Youtubers. And some of them I'm actually 102 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,080 very close friends with over on the Retro Handhelds Discord. 103 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,160 And I was actually asked on their podcast this past Monday 104 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,920 talking about that event. But you know, then in strolls 105 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:10,480 like like ETA Prime and Bob Wolfe and Retro Game Core. 106 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,920 And if you don't know who any of those people are, you know, of 107 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:19,280 the three of them, the smallest 1 is probably Retro Game Court 108 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,680 and he's got half a million Subs. 109 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,160 I was gonna say, Bob. Bob Wolf's pretty big, pretty 110 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,560 big streamer. YouTube. 111 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,800 Jesus, I can't talk. He does both, yeah. 112 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,760 I shook his hand and awkward hugged him. 113 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,080 Atta boy. Yeah, so. 114 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:38,120 Keep it uncomfortable. Oh I I think I did, but other 115 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,160 other than that, like he's actually was pretty chill dude. 116 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,720 You know, he used to do a not not to interrupt, but he used to 117 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:45,680 do a lot of content with the dude. 118 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,440 I watched for a long time. Wood Hawker the beat em UPS guy. 119 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,200 They used to do a podcast together. 120 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,440 I kind of fell off, like, I don't know, I just felt like 121 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,120 that beat em UPS dude kind of got full of himself. 122 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,080 So I never really liked the beat em UPS dude. 123 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,240 From what I hear he's like the nicest dude. 124 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,400 I've never met him. Yeah, I hear he's a sweet 125 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,440 sweetheart, but. Yeah, I hear he's a just just. 126 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,120 I'd never really liked the way he produces his contents. 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,800 Very click baity. The. 128 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,480 One, the one video of hits that I clicked on, it was something 129 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,640 like, you know, the biggest problem with the Nintendo 130 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,040 Switch. And it turned out he was just 131 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:23,320 trying to sell his, his switch grip that that he partnered with 132 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,240 satisfy for. And when I, when I saw that I 133 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,240 was kind of like all done with him, like as, as far as his 134 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,560 content goes, if I ever meet him in person, I'm, you know, sure, 135 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,040 you know, we'll have to like discourse and conversation and 136 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,560 all that. But Oh yeah, no, absolutely. 137 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,400 Yeah. But the clickbait stuff is 138 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,400 eventually what drew me does is not watch his stuff anymore. 139 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,880 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 140 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,680 But yeah, they did. Yeah, they did stuff together. 141 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,960 And he's like, there was one moment in that whole trip that 142 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,320 was a little surreal because he and I were actually like 143 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,160 standing next to each other troubleshooting the handheld. 144 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,720 We were trying to basically over clock it because we wanted to 145 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,920 make it struggle. And that was a moment of 146 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:08,000 coolness because I kind of was able to put my hero worship 147 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,520 aside a little bit and just talk to these people as equals. 148 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,520 Yeah. And then like in the back of my 149 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,840 mind, I'm just like, holy shit, I'm fucking troubleshooting a 150 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,240 handheld with Bob Wolfe right now. 151 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,640 It is really fun. It's someone that is, yeah, 152 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,680 like, surprisingly popular. Like, you know, I went to the 153 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,720 Ted Pod prom a couple of years ago and fucking Octopus, who was 154 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,840 a really well known YouTube, there's a lot of general video 155 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,840 game cons. Was there? 156 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. It's like, I didn't even 157 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,760 recognize him. And then like when I did tell me 158 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,280 who he was, I was like, I accidentally kind of negged him. 159 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,760 I'm like, oh, yeah, you have like those really popular 160 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,560 amiibos. You've got like plastic friends. 161 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,080 Oh. Boy, and like, I wasn't even 162 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,720 trying to be mean to the guy. I was just like, we need to hang 163 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,080 out. But like, he was a cool dude 164 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,200 too, Yeah. I yeah, he's cool. 165 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,960 I was at Mayhem Fest and I was standing. 166 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,200 Oh, go ahead, Willy, If you had more to say. 167 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,960 I was just like, like, dude, Jack was absolute sweetheart. 168 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:05,800 Like we've been to like do like axe throwing and shit like that 169 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,640 too. And like, his wife bought me a 170 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,200 beer and I don't know, they're just really. 171 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,560 Sad man. He's pretty. 172 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,360 Yeah, he's an awesome dude. Hey, he played some smash with 173 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,960 Nate once we got back to the hotels and like he Nate tried to 174 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,800 like do like a prank on and he's like ass. 175 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,920 Fucking. Like it was very funny. 176 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,720 So Speaking of pranks, so we're all hanging out. 177 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,440 We all went out to dinner and after the the MSI event and 178 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,280 we're all hanging out in the hotel lobby, right? 179 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:42,800 So I'm I'm standing there BS ING with Rob retro tech dad, which 180 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,440 he and I got like really, you know, really friendship. 181 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,600 I mean, we've always been friends, but like just kind of 182 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,600 solidified it seeing him, seeing him in person. 183 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,840 And so I'm standing there talking to him and talking to 184 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,280 ETA Prime and we're just bullshitting. 185 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,480 And then like ETA Prime is just like, guys, do you want to fuck 186 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,680 with stubs? Stubs is the richer handhelds 187 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,120 guy. And so we find a computer and a 188 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:09,680 printer and we create a fake hotel bill and we just put like 189 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,280 a bunch of fucking like parody porn names in it and we slide it 190 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,840 and we slide it under his door. And so he got, we all got a big 191 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,120 kick out of that. It was fun. 192 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,240 I got to go to Disneyland and hang out with some of those 193 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:27,280 guys. I ended up buying a replica of 194 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,360 the Marvel Tesseract. I have been looking for one of 195 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:37,120 these for years and they've always been like over $100 like 196 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,160 100 plus. And I'm like there's no way I'm 197 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,080 owning a translucent cube for $100. 198 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,920 This one was 50. It's like a 5 inch cube. 199 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,840 Like I have a translucent. Should be makeable. 200 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,800 And the. Oh, you have. 201 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,680 Look at that. Yeah. 202 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,640 Kick ass. Oh, is that that a tat? 203 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,800 Is that a TAT POG cube? Yeah, so I won this on Tat Pog 204 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,120 Facebook group. Oh. 205 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:58,760 Nice. I. 206 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,200 I don't remember who. Made it and I feel really shitty 207 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,280 that I don't remember. It's a Chrome trigger scene, no? 208 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,480 No, no, I know that. But the the person who made it, 209 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,800 I can't remember who it was and I feel like an absolute asshole, 210 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,800 but they there's. A ton of the shadow boxes. 211 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,080 Yeah. There was a contest and they 212 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,320 were like, share a picture that you think the Tyler and Dave 213 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,160 would be fun to include in. And I shared that night and I'm 214 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,320 winning. And I was like, oh, holy shit, 215 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,760 nice. That's when you hold up that 216 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,760 cube. That's what I thought of. 217 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,400 I was like, oh I have a cube. So the cool part about that is 218 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,800 that the this thing is that the Infinity Stone actually comes 219 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,320 separate and it's got like little metal pins. 220 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,640 And in order for this thing to actually work and turn on and 221 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,800 glow, you have to put this in and connect it. 222 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,480 So well, that's pretty cool. I thought that was a nice touch 223 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,440 that it only works with the Infinity Stone actually in it. 224 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:51,240 So other than that I am continuing to read Power Rangers 225 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,480 comics. I actually ended up getting a 226 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:59,440 subscription to Amazon I think, bought out comixology and SO 227 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,440 which I know. Is Amazon buying everything? 228 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:05,600 I know it's ridiculous, but. Who was your favorite of the 1st 229 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,880 6 Power Rangers? Like the Season 1 Mighty 230 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,120 Morphins. I'm not gonna say Tommy. 231 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:13,040 Everybody says Tommy, dude. Tommy's a fine answer. 232 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,920 Tommy, He was like the coolest dude. 233 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,280 He was like what if Jason, but cooler. 234 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,560 Yeah, I know. I will say if it makes you 235 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,080 feeling better, I'll say I was a Billy boy. 236 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,680 I wondered. I also I also liked Lee, I liked 237 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,120 Donatello and I like stay where Mercury too. 238 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,720 So. So I was also a Billy Stan about 239 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,480 Kimberly. Yeah, Kimberly, Kimberly stand 240 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,880 everybody. Actually very valid. 241 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,800 I actually was the opposite as far as like attractive chicks on 242 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,560 the show. I actually was a Trini stand. 243 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,040 I didn't. Think you were like Trini in the 244 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:49,840 what did you say Oh yeah, she she said yeah the actress that 245 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,480 played Trini is no longer with this I'm. 246 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,720 Sorry, that was a very dark joke. 247 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,080 That was a very dark. Joke. 248 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,960 I know that in the action scenes, the yellow Ranger, that 249 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,720 was a male act. Yeah, that was a male act. 250 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,840 Yeah, I know, but no when I had a crush. 251 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,320 I'm just trying to like slush Amy. 252 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,400 For some reason. I'm like, oh, this, this suit. 253 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,680 Loves the Dick. No and I'm no. 254 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,600 I'm still fixing it on Dalton's bullshit. 255 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,880 We have plenty of bullshit to give. 256 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,840 When I was, when I. Had Power Rangers for me man 257 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,480 what's that? The next time I watch it I'm 258 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,720 gonna be like looking for see if I can catch a glimpse of Trini's 259 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:31,520 Dick when they're fighting. Yeah, no, it it straight up the 260 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,320 yellow Ranger in power. It was like, was you Ranger, I 261 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,120 believe was the Japanese title was a female character. 262 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,440 And yeah, yeah, yeah. Super sensor you Ranger. 263 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,080 Yeah. The Jew Ranger. 264 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,720 Jew. Ranger. 265 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,640 Not Jew, Ranger. OK, no, yeah, that's the 20 of 266 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,560 the. 6th to make the. Fucking good. 267 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,920 Sorry, David. Perfect the. 268 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,360 Sequel to that one movie? What was it? 269 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,240 Hebrew Hammer? Yes, the Hebrew hammer. 270 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,160 Give me give me a stickle of Thunder sword power. 271 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,560 I I apologize. Happy Hanukkah to all of our 272 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,320 Jewish fans. I apologize for. 273 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,640 World appreciation of Japanese. And I also apologize because 274 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,600 Dave and Baldwin are terrible people. 275 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,320 Why? Well, so I mean don't. 276 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,520 Love is OK Dane, you already knew sucks. 277 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:32,720 You know, when I had a crush on Trini, she was still alive, OK. 278 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,480 Well, I hope so. I hope you can just like later 279 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,720 I'll be like, oh, I just discovered Power Rangers. 280 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,920 God damn. That's getting to someone. 281 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:45,240 Again when I loose on that. Man, I hope there was a board 282 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,920 meeting where they were like, all right, we got to have two 283 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,880 girls in the American version, which one of these guys from the 284 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,680 original has the smallest penis? The. 285 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:04,720 Answer is all of them. Dude it's funny, like just going 286 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,720 back and watching that original series and being like oh OK I 287 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,760 didn't notice this as a kid but like that does not line up at 288 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,120 all, no. It doesn't line up at at all 289 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,080 whatsoever. As a matter of fact, there's a 290 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:21,000 scene in like season 1 where Jason and Tommy have to like 291 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,960 team up. And so like what basically ends 292 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:29,880 up happening is like Jason gives Tommy his sword and Tommy gives 293 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:34,360 Jason his shield. That scene in the original Super 294 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,800 Sentai is actually the Green Ranger. 295 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,880 After died, you died, yes. Well damn, I didn't know that. 296 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,720 Yeah, the original Green Ranger and Jew Ranger dies there. 297 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,880 Yeah, yeah, cuz it's basic. Yeah, it's it's pretty nuts. 298 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,880 So. And that's why. 299 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,880 Like he he like he gives up his power. 300 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,480 That's the last time you see the green Ranger. 301 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,600 The white Ranger comes back later because they dubbed over a 302 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,320 different Japanese show like the next season of the show which is 303 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,480 a completely different. Different, completely different 304 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480 costumes. Yeah, exactly. 305 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,400 But they they managed to figure out how to make it all work. 306 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,320 The three seasons of the show were the Mighty Morphin Power 307 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,880 Rangers, but the Zords were different Power Rangers or 308 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,560 different supersession. It was it was the Mighty 309 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,920 Morphins and the the Thunders and then I think the Megas so 310 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,880 and then I I think Zeo was the 4th 1 and it was the first one 311 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,080 they changed the name of the American. 312 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,880 Yeah. And actually that's that's about 313 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,040 where I dropped off is is after Zeo. 314 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,320 Actually, I dropped off at turbo. 315 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,640 I watched a little bit of Zeo and Turbo and that was. 316 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,440 Apparently the show gets fucking dark after Turbo. 317 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,840 Like apparently the bad guy wins at the end of Turbo and the 318 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,360 Power Rangers have to go into space to to find new powers and 319 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,720 that's where you get Power Rangers in space. 320 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,720 Like apparently it gets fucking dark. 321 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,680 Wow. And I didn't know that one time 322 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:59,040 I I was just like staying in a hotel room and add like I knew 323 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,440 that there was a Forever Red show in the Japanese show. 324 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,880 Yeah, but apparently they made an American version of Forever 325 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,520 Red where like the like 12 Red Rangers or whatever to that 326 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,359 point all got together. And I just happened to toot on 327 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,160 the TV in a hotel room and that was what he was playing. 328 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,400 And I'm like, oh hell yeah. And also like there was the 100 329 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,839 Ranger battle in Super Megaforce, which apparently was 330 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:24,599 a big freaking deal in Japan because 100 Power Rangers 331 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:28,319 basically sacrificed themselves to save the planet and they 332 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,640 completely nerfed and like messed that whole thing up 333 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,600 apparently. It was like years that Power 334 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,080 Ranger fans were all hyped that we were getting the 100 Ranger 335 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,520 battle finally in America. They cut it down to like less 336 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,520 than two minutes. As much as I love the Power 337 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,040 Ranger talk, I am so curious as to how we started talking about 338 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,160 Power Rangers because did I miss something? 339 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,160 What I'm? Not gonna play? 340 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,880 How did we start talking about Power Rangers? 341 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,040 Because I said I was reading the comics. 342 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,560 That's right. Okay, okay, sorry I lost that 343 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,960 and I'm like. He said something reminded me of 344 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,560 something that happened in one of the shows, and then I got 345 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,360 kind of nerdy about that, and that's how we got there, yeah. 346 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,040 So sorry Ted, we got tangent E no. 347 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,680 No, no, it's fine. My brain was just like, how did 348 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,720 we get here? It's like. 349 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,440 I bring tangents with me even if I'm not the one starting it, 350 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,120 sorry. I did so. 351 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,880 When in the Platinum Ranger and the Diamond Ranger came down and 352 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,320 they personally drilled my asshole and it was. 353 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,240 Jesus Christ. I didn't mean for that to get so 354 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,360 off topic, I was literally just saying I've been in a power 355 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,800 Ranger kick for the last two months and it's continuing. 356 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,320 Do you like any of the Power Rangers games? 357 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,880 Say that again, do. You like any of the Power 358 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,840 Rangers video games? You know what? 359 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,880 They kind of suck. Yeah, some of the like the 360 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,360 brawlers are pretty good, but like a Power Rangers Zeo battle 361 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,320 racers is like one of the worst video games I think I've ever 362 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,920 played. It's all it's all horrible 363 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,880 games. So the. 364 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,280 Only ones that I played were the Super Nintendo ones and they're 365 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,360 they're OK, but I've I was never really good at them. 366 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,320 Did you ever play Battle for the Grid? 367 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,160 I played Battle for the Grid. I'm actually like about halfway 368 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,320 through that story. I actually really like that 369 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,280 because it follows the Shattered Grid storyline from the comics 370 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,920 and the shattered grid storyline is basically like what would 371 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,480 happen if the Green Ranger stayed evil and killed Rita. 372 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,680 Like got so powerful that he just kills Rita and becomes like 373 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,880 the new Lord. That's So what happens with Lord 374 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,760 Zed then? Does Lord Zed just show up and 375 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,480 just immediately become like Tommy's bitch? 376 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,720 I think in the comics and I have to go back and reread that 377 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,120 storyline. Tommy just fucking dank him I 378 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,200 think. At one point in the comics, Lord 379 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,840 Zed actually may have team up with like the Power Rangers to 380 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,200 to like try to kill Lord kill Lord Dracon and there's some 381 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,080 like. Dracon, that's a cool thing. 382 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,600 Well basically because like as the Green Ranger, they were 383 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,040 going to defeat him by giving the white Ranger powers to Jason 384 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,360 instead of Tommy because obviously because Tommy was a 385 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:09,200 good and he like busts in, kills Jason steals the white Ranger 386 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,640 powers and his power Ranger outfit merges with the Green 387 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,960 Ranger outfit. And so he's basically an 388 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,240 amalgamation. Of the White and Green Rangers 389 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,640 is a badass looking costume and he's got like both Dragon Dagger 390 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,680 and Saba and it's like holy fucking shit this guy's evil. 391 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,120 Dude, I'm so. Sick as? 392 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,280 Fuck, dude. And then like he like he like 393 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,360 casts a spell on the pink Ranger and like makes her his like evil 394 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,280 minion. And so she ends up like. 395 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,400 In the pink, suck my Dick. Basically, so she ends up being 396 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,520 like wearing the pink Ranger outfit, but instead of like pink 397 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,240 and white, she's got pink and black and like this tattered 398 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,080 Cape. And she's called the Ranger 399 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,240 Slayer because she goes out and basically kills Power Rangers on 400 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,560 behalf of Lord Drachon. Fucking dark as shit. 401 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,600 That's bad ass. It's fucking dark as shit. 402 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,240 It does sound cool. I may have given the comics to 403 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,480 Dalton, I think he's got him on PDF somewhere. 404 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,320 I think. I think I do actually. 405 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,560 Genuinely I would love to check that shit out. 406 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,960 That actually sounds dope as fuck like that. 407 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,600 Would be. My childhood just like, go like. 408 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,400 I love when you stumble upon like random side stories like 409 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,600 that. Like I have a run of X-Men 410 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,800 comics that were basically what if. 411 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,160 Like what if vampires became a problem and the X-Men had to 412 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,400 revive Dracula to like help them because Wolverine and a couple 413 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,600 other people are now like these evil vampire menaces. 414 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,480 And it was, it's pretty intense. It's pretty. 415 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,600 Intense Wolverine sounds like a lot to deal with. 416 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,400 I have a comic. Somewhere where the X-Men had a 417 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,840 team up with David Letterman. It's actually. 418 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,440 Clear. It's, I think it might be 419 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,240 pretty. Oh, no, I think he was there. 420 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,160 Yeah. No, he was there. 421 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,120 Good. All right. 422 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,720 So sorry that's I'll stop, I don't want to get a soft topic 423 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,200 too much. So the question was what are you 424 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,240 doing? And the answer is 15 minutes of 425 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,400 Power Rangers talk. Cuz that is I love this show. 426 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,840 This show is so fun. So what about you, Willie? 427 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,080 What you been up to Bud? I've been playing a lot more 428 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,840 retro achievements actually. Before we recorded I was playing 429 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:17,240 Galaxian for the 2600 and I've always thought Atari 2600 games 430 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,160 are bullshit stupid idiot games for babies. 431 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,920 If you think that, try to get 1500 point or 15,000 points on 432 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,600 mode 9 and Galaxian. It's not easy. 433 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,560 Or that's kind of like Gallagher, right? 434 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,120 Like the where you fly the little plane and shoot the 435 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:36,560 stuff. Yeah, Galaxy, Galaxy, Galaxian 436 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,160 was the game before a Galaga. So basically they're both kind 437 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,520 of like Space Invaders, where is a whole mess of spaceships and 438 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,160 all that. In Galaxian, they come down and 439 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,520 attack at you. In Galaga, they form up on the 440 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,080 thing first and then they come down and attack at you. 441 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,000 That's basically kind of. The difference? 442 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,640 I remember playing versions of those games oddly enough in 443 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,960 Tekken on the loading screens. Yeah, actually at one point 444 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,240 Namco Bandai actually had a trademark for games on loading 445 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,800 streams because they put maybe like a Galaxy or Galaga type 446 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,720 game in one of those Playstations. 447 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,480 Yep, Tekken it. Wasn't just a trademark, it was 448 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,600 a patent. Patent. 449 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,240 Yes, I'm sorry, that is the word I was looking for. 450 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,480 You're correct. Yeah, it's kind of like the 451 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,560 reason. No one else could do it. 452 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,760 Shadow of War has a patent on that nemesis system. 453 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,480 Yeah, that's why no one else has done it. 454 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,120 That's crazy. And apparently Nintendo has a 455 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,480 patent on Power World. Yeah, I was. 456 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,040 I'm. I'm interested to see where that 457 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,920 one goes. That's really. 458 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,800 Annoying they're finding it. Because I heard that they nailed 459 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:39,120 them on the way that the ball was thrown and the capture 460 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,360 mechanic. They patented the stuff that 461 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,200 they put in RCS. Yeah, which the stuff that they 462 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:50,600 did in Power World predates RCS because of their previous game, 463 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,120 which I forget the name of. Yeah. 464 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,560 So they shouldn't have been granted the patent to begin 465 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,200 with. And they filed the patent like 466 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,400 four months after Power World released. 467 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,400 Yeah. So everything about it shady. 468 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,040 No Hard Software did a really good video about it. 469 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,720 Yeah, and apparently I I haven't been back to Power World because 470 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,920 I heard that like the patch that they had to put out to appease 471 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,840 Nintendo fucking broke the game. Well, I will say, like I liked 472 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,960 the catching mechanic in Neximon, or it was like you 473 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,680 threw your Nexa trap and you know, based on the different 474 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,000 mechanics, you had a percentage of how well it would do. 475 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,320 But you also had to do that quick input. 476 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,880 Yeah, to do the catch for a little like QuickTime event type 477 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,160 thing to help secure it. And I don't know, it just added 478 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,160 a little more to it than just throwing a ball and watching it 479 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,640 shake three times and stay closed. 480 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,240 Everybody held. B and tapped B on the old 481 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,080 Pokémon game that's. Literally the reference I was 482 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,560 about to make. That's what it is, yeah. 483 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,040 But what else you been up to, Willie? 484 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,400 Just getting some achievements. You know, I mean, I've been 485 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,040 playing those achievements. I had a job interview yesterday 486 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,720 that went pretty well and I'm hoping that I like, I was hoping 487 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,200 I had good news and could tell you guys I'd start a new job 488 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,200 tomorrow or whatever. But no, I haven't heard back 489 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,160 from them. But I think it went positively. 490 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,480 And even if it didn't, I think I can apply for similar jobs and 491 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,200 probably get one so. Hell yeah, brother. 492 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,760 Let's see what else was there. I think that's it. 493 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,240 I think that's it for me. All right then, Dave, man, what 494 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,800 you been up to, my brother? Man, I struggled to come up with 495 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,760 like stuff that I was doing on on when we recorded Tad Pog. 496 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,080 So this is like a like horrible timing because it's like this 497 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,120 has been a week of like pretty much just me playing Diablo. 498 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:35,360 I played a lot of Diablo and played some Super Godzilla for 499 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,360 the Super Nintendo Wii talked about that on the show. 500 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,880 That's a weird little game. I. 501 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,560 Loved that game when I was a kid. 502 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,520 I could, I could definitely see falling in love with it, 503 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,000 especially as a child. I think it's a really neat game 504 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:58,360 that is deeply flawed, but but very it's I've never, I've never 505 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,200 played a game like it before in my life. 506 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,320 So that is, that is an absolute treat when that happens. 507 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,960 I haven't caught your episode on it, but if you didn't reference 508 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,040 it, I highly recommend people check out Ty Tuesday's Let's 509 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,040 Play of Super Godzilla because he goes to some weird places 510 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:14,440 with. Him. 511 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,760 OK cool. No, I didn't know about it so 512 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,560 I'll check it out. I think he would like it. 513 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,000 Ty Tuesday has a very similar sense of humor that I have. 514 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,120 OK, cool. But yeah, absolutely fucking 515 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,200 listen to the Tyler and Dave Play Out Games episode about 516 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,680 Super Godzilla because like in they played the game straight 517 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,680 and it's something, it is something. 518 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,400 I know absolutely nothing about the game, so it'll be an 519 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,600 interesting listen for me like. Stomp it around me, it's cool. 520 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,600 It's weird, Like, yeah. So I guess that just leaves me. 521 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,720 So I've been there's two games that I've been sinking a bunch 522 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:52,280 of time into other than Diablo, and that has been, First off, 523 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,240 Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous. 524 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,240 Fantastic fucking game. Like you were like 17 hours into 525 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,160 this game and then you suddenly message just like hey I think 526 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,640 I've just cleared the pre luge. Yeah, yeah, I think it was like 527 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,760 13 or 14 hours. I got through the prologue. 528 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,640 It actually got to where like the game started to open up 529 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,880 because the entire prologue is you trying to take back this 530 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,160 main city. And then like that in itself 531 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,560 could be a whole game. And then you do that, then it's 532 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,320 like, OK, yeah, here's the the rest of the campaign and stuff. 533 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,680 And it's a bit different than Kingmaker was, but you know, I 534 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,120 also really like to play. Similar to Kingmaker because 535 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,560 that is like the Pathfinder CRPG. 536 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,000 Yeah, gameplay wise it plays similar because it's a sequel 537 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,320 technically, but the stories don't, as far as I've seen so 538 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,440 far. The stories don't like Connect, 539 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,040 but it's just it's got like it's a lot more fluid. 540 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,200 There's just certain things that are a little like us quality of 541 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,320 life, things that are a little better. 542 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,080 It's definitely one of those games that will hit you with a 543 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,320 decision that you have to make that you will sit there and 544 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,920 stare at it for a while, like, oh man, what the fuck should I 545 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,000 do? And it's one of those games too 546 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,480 where like I'm trying to avoid looking online to see like 547 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,640 what's the best outcome? It's like, I just want to, to 548 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,240 role play it. Like so far the only party 549 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,400 member who is shown an interest in wanting to positively have 550 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:11,600 sex with me is a lawful evil male elf and he Darian. 551 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,560 And he is a he is something else. 552 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,160 Let me tell you, he is an interesting character. 553 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,680 I highly recommend. Oh, go ahead. 554 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,160 You've. Sent some of Devon's dialogue to 555 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,360 us and yeah, I was like, this guy seems, I don't know, I, I 556 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,200 can see, I can see the appeal. Yeah, he is the epitome of 557 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,680 neutral evil. Like he just doesn't give a 558 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,040 shit. It's just he wants everything. 559 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,000 He's like Mr. Glutton, but it I guess if you're into like D&D 560 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,560 and Pathfinder and stuff like that, I just, I really recommend 561 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,920 checking out the games. They're they're quite good. 562 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,560 I installed a mod. So I'm, I'm like, I'm gonna just 563 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,880 fuck around on this first play it through. 564 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,840 I'm gonna role play it, but I'm gonna fuck around with some like 565 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,240 mods. So that's like home brew classes 566 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,360 and things like that. But one of them is called the 567 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:58,080 Isakai mod and it adds a super overpowered class called the 568 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,320 Isakai. Or you have been isakaied into 569 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,240 Pathfinder and it's just different subclasses that are 570 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,600 based on different, you know, anime shows and things like 571 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,360 that. And I have respect all of my 572 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,440 characters to be different types of Isakai guys. 573 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,880 And I no longer need to use cheats because they're all just 574 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,960 like really fucking strong. And I just go in and have fun. 575 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,960 I also have learned that while I enjoy real time with pause, I am 576 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,040 forever a turn based boy because once I like I was having some 577 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,840 issues in a certain battle and once I turned turn based mode 578 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,840 on, I fucked it up and I was like, Oh yeah, this is way 579 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,080 better. So like it when you're playing 580 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,080 those games. It's not like don't feel bad for 581 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,440 like hitting the little chess piece to turn on turn based 582 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,280 mode. If a if like some enemies are 583 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,760 just kicking your ass for some reason or another because it 584 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,920 gives you a lot more time to kind of strategically plan. 585 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,200 Yeah, man, that that. And that feels more like D&D to 586 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,640 me. That feels more like tabletop, 587 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,000 you know? And so I like doing that too. 588 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,560 Yeah, because it's like, OK, what what am I going to do with 589 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,600 my mage? Do I need her to buff somebody? 590 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,400 Do I want her to throw a fireball? 591 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,240 Because if I just let her do her own accord, she's going to try 592 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,360 to cast Rave and Feebleman and it's going to miss or they're 593 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,400 going to resist it and it's just a waste. 594 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,320 So. So other than that, a new game 595 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,720 came out. It's a new gotcha type game that 596 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,360 I had been patiently waiting for because it looked cute to be 597 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,200 honest with you. It's called Infinity Nikki now. 598 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,840 I sent some screenshots of this and Mikhilov was like, oh, 599 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,040 that's actually a game you're playing. 600 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:28,600 I thought you were just meming. No, I'm actually playing when I 601 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:34,480 say it's like Genshin Impact style gameplay meets the cabaret 602 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,880 dress up from Yakuza Zero. It's what it is. 603 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,600 So you play as this girl named apparently Nikki. 604 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,040 Like the Nikki series is like this long series over in 605 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,720 wherever this game is made, China, Japan, I don't remember 606 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,520 where, but you play as this girl and she has these different 607 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,800 powers that she gets from these different outfits that she's 608 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,760 wearing. So like there's an outfit that 609 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,120 allows you to fish, there's an outfit that allows you to like 610 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,480 clean and take care of animals. So you get like fur and stuff 611 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,840 like that. There's an outfit for float, 612 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,640 like when you double jump and then glide, like that's a that's 613 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,480 an outfit type thing. So like you just different stuff 614 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,360 like that. And then there's also like NPCS 615 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,680 that you have to have style battles with where you go 616 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,840 through and you unlock these different outfit pieces and you 617 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,000 have to put together an outfit that gives you the most points, 618 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,320 yadda yadda. It's almost like the fashion 619 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:22,880 battles in Final Fantasy, but it's very, very pretty. 620 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,680 It's still relatively new, so I have had a couple crashes, but 621 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,160 nothing that's been game breaking. 622 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,240 And it's just cute, you know what I mean? 623 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,040 It's just like one of those games that I put on when I don't 624 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,040 feel like using my brain much. It's just I want cute girl to go 625 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,400 around and I put her in pretty dress and Hoo ha so and I really 626 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,880 enjoy my time with that. I also have been looking into 627 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,760 different D&D campaign settings for reasons. 628 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,400 And how have I never heard of Dark Sun? 629 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,400 Oh dude, Dark Sun. Sun that's like the post 630 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,120 apocalyptic one where like the Wizards basically fucked up the 631 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,360 world. Now it's like basically desert, 632 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,920 right? Yeah, yeah. 633 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,920 And you can play as thy thy Creans. 634 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,080 Would you like the praying mantis monsters? 635 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,480 Oh, really? And what I found interesting 636 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,560 about that, that they were like iron, like iron swords and 637 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,880 stuff. That's like, that's a fucking 638 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,720 rare commodity. Like you're going to have bone 639 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,120 and stone to work with mostly. It's a very low magic universe 640 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,400 too, because obviously if you're a sorcerer you're like, fucking 641 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,120 the problem. And it's. 642 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,000 Like slavery and rampant. You're about to get shot like EU 643 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,240 of CEO of United Healthcare, you know. 644 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,800 Oh, too soon. I think in some editions it's 645 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,880 like psionics was kind of like the big thing, and I don't know 646 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,200 if that held through, but but you're right. 647 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,160 Yeah, it's low magic, but like psionics instead. 648 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,520 Psionics. I don't really know that much 649 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,320 about psionics and DND, so that would be. 650 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,520 So most of my DND experience was with like my buddy did a whole 651 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,520 home brew thing that he had and then I had another buddy who ran 652 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,000 Temple of Elemental Evil. So like those are the two things 653 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 that I've had experiences with. So I've never run all these 654 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,120 other campaigns really. So when I started listening 655 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,680 about and I'm like, I'm thinking about all these fucking DND 656 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,000 games that I own on GOG, right? Like I own a a menzo brands and 657 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,840 like all the ones that are just all old school, all the gold box 658 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,640 stuff. And I'm like, I don't know 659 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,960 anything about these settings. So I just started like looking 660 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,920 at some YouTube videos and the one that I can remember off the 661 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,520 top of my head, yeah, it was Dark Sun and I'm like God damn, 662 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,640 sounds like Dark Souls DND. Yeah, it's a dying world. 663 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,240 It's I really love the idea of Dark Sun like that is definitely 664 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,640 one of the ones I really want to play with. 665 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,840 I think that and Spell jammer are the two DND settings I'm 666 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,360 most interested. Man, I have never played in a 667 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,800 spell jammer game, but I have always wanted to give it a try. 668 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,280 That is. Like I remember being in middle 669 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,720 school and spell jammer getting straight fucking dunked on 670 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,000 constantly, but then like, I don't know, in later years it's 671 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,920 been like, I don't know man. That sounds like it'd be pretty 672 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,640 fucking awesome, actually. Spell Jammer like it it the idea 673 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,320 is so stupid, but it's so wonderfully stupid. 674 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,960 You know what I mean? Like it's like this 18th century 675 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,400 view of like the sphere of the cosmos and you like fly a 676 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,679 spaceship through the ether from one place to another. 677 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,239 Like I, I love that I. Remember reading about Spell Jam 678 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,440 and the first thing that popped into my head was a Hitchhiker's 679 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,400 Guide to the Galaxy level. Yes, like. 680 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,080 I feel like you could absolutely do a game with Hitchhiker's 681 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,600 vibes in a spell jammer, and that's why I wanted to play it, 682 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,480 because I fucking love Hitchhiker's. 683 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,800 It's a great book. Great series of books. 684 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,520 I don't know if you've read the rest of them, but man, they're 685 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,760 great. I've read the the second one, 686 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,520 the the the restaurant. The restaurant, Yeah, the 687 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,639 restaurant at the End of the World, which found Fantasy 14. 688 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:44,920 There's a nice little nod to that at the end of N Walker, 689 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,960 which I thought was pretty cool. Yeah. 690 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,080 That's nice, I didn't. Oh man, speak. 691 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,040 Do that quest line yet? But I know of it. 692 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaking of nods, I'm playing Wrath of the Righteous today and 693 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,960 I saved these Crusader guys and I hopped over this like I had to 694 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,880 do a mobility check of 19 to get across this path, but I hopped 695 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,840 across it and there was just this NPC loan over there by 696 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,040 himself. And I talked to him and he stood 697 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,240 up and he raised his arms up like Solaris from Dark Souls. 698 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,880 And he went, we've been saved. Praise the And he said praise 699 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,800 son, whatever her name is, it's the the goddess of Sun or 700 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,440 whatever in Pathfinder. And I was like, oh, that's 701 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,120 awesome. Yeah, the the guy even looked 702 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,520 kind of like solar. It was amazing. 703 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,560 Like the moment you said that manage to me, I just like sent 704 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:34,080 back like slash O back slash. Praise the sun, Praise the sun. 705 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,640 Pretty sure that guy's an Amiibo. 706 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,720 That wouldn't surprise me. I think he came around when Dark 707 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,600 Souls came out for the switch. I think they actually made an 708 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,440 Amiibo of that guy. That's awesome. 709 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:49,600 I I got to tell you like when I downloaded the bow I acquired 710 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,320 the all the ROMs or the other day. 711 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,840 So in Backlog Golf the other day, someone asked if emulation 712 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,720 counts. No. 713 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,640 And I was like, no, absolutely not. 714 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,600 Acquire a game on emulation. It's free. 715 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,520 If you beat a game, it counts. But I was like, I hope not, 716 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,520 because if so, then what I just did the other day. 717 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,480 He's got me to be about plus 100K, right? 718 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,360 Because like all those old games, they're so small. 719 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,320 I just downloaded all of them. So I ended up downloading a file 720 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,240 that had all of the Amiibo files in it. 721 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,080 There are a fucking lot of them. Oh yeah holy shit I didn't 722 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,920 realize there were like 1000 amiibos. 723 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,680 Oh yeah. Good Lord. 724 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,200 You should see that. Oh my God, I can't see it here, 725 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,520 but like above my head is basically like every single 726 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,840 smash Amiibo on my pegboard. It's it's a. 727 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,360 Little I have one and I painted it. 728 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,440 Oh, that's sexy. The only Amiibo I own is the 729 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,240 25th anniversary Mario one. Really. 730 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,200 Oh, right, 'cause you you said that's a cool one. 731 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:49,040 In the last show you talked about getting that with your Wii 732 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,680 U or something like that. That's right. 733 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,280 Yes. OK. 734 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,160 So I did OK. Yeah, I don't have any cool 735 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,400 amiibos or anything. I have Funko Pops. 736 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,560 Just two. They're Jonesy and Riley. 737 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,560 The entire ass out of my butt hole. 738 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,040 You'll. Enjoy that too much? 739 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,840 I wouldn't, but you know. So yeah, other than that, man, 740 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,360 I've been playing some Diablo. Which means that it's time for 741 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,480 some obligatory Wikipedia bullshit. 742 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,360 An hour into the show, boys, Are you ready? 743 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,840 Oh shit, I thought we were doing Dark Being Duck for the NES. 744 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,880 Well, man, well you don't. Fuck that boy. 745 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:25,960 Let's go. So Diablo is an action 746 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,640 role-playing video game developed by Blizzard North and 747 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,520 released by Blizzard Entertainment in January of 748 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,160 1997. This the first installment in 749 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,000 the video game series of the same name, set in the fictional 750 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,400 Kingdom of Condeiras in the mortal realm. 751 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,240 The player controls a lone hero battling to rid the world of 752 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,520 Diablo, the Lord of Terror, beneath the town of Tristram. 753 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,920 Tristram, Excuse me? The player journeys through 16 754 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,880 randomly generated dungeon levels, ultimately entering Hell 755 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,880 in order to face Diablo tableau. So there was also Hellfire. 756 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:57,480 I'll let Dane talk about that later. 757 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,040 Bitch about. Spoilers. 758 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:05,520 Oh, thank you for saying that. I'm so relieved to hear that. 759 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,040 So let's start off with first impressions. 760 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,480 And I'm talking like even, you know, if your first impressions 761 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,160 were years ago, I'm just curious like what your first experiences 762 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,880 with it. So I'll go reverse on my screen 763 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,360 this time. So Dave, what was your first 764 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,840 experience like with Diablo? Dude, Diablo, man this was like 765 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,600 one of the first games I remember. 766 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:32,560 I remember getting this on a demo disk in the mail. 767 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,800 I can't remember what magazine it was packed in with, but I 768 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:42,240 remember playing it and I think it lets you go through to the 769 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:46,800 Butcher, which is on level 2. And I remember getting there and 770 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,400 and beating the Butcher and being like, I got to get this 771 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,040 game. And that's when I found out 772 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,640 about cracking. And turns out, yeah, you can 773 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,880 just crack the demo and get the full game. 774 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:06,320 And yeah, it was wild. It was wild because I wanted to 775 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,680 play it, my friends wanted to play it and it was just like, 776 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,120 we're all 16 years old and don't have any money. 777 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,120 So you really? You put this, Yeah, so. 778 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,320 File in this folder and it unlocks the full game. 779 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:20,800 What? Oh. 780 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,600 I love it, I love it. Tell us more, Dave. 781 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,360 So that was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. 782 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:36,600 And then I mean, we played this, this is one where it was like, I 783 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,600 don't think I've ever played through this game single player. 784 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,240 We just always played at multiplayer. 785 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,640 This is like the first game I remember where like friends came 786 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,760 over to my house and we made an IPX network out of null modem 787 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:55,240 cable and land land party Diablo. 788 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,880 So this is like, these are all like good, good memories that 789 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,080 I've got about this game. You know, bringing up the null 790 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,760 modem cable definitely reminds me of like hooking up a like a 791 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,160 laptop that my grandparents got from like a school and hooking 792 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,240 it up to our big computer so I could play like doom with my 793 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,000 brother. So like just the phrase null 794 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,680 modem cable takes me back to a delightful time in childhood. 795 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,880 Yeah, man, I think I still have one of the terminators that you 796 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,560 would have to you use on the cable did. 797 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,040 You nickname it Arnold. Tremendous. 798 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,600 Hold on. Come with me if you want to 799 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,560 frag. Nice. 800 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,880 So what about you, Willie? What was your first impression, 801 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,440 first experience with Diablo? So I mean, Diablo was a really 802 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,880 notorious game when I was growing up, but I actually 803 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,200 didn't have access to it and I think my brother's friend Craig 804 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,720 had it on PlayStation and just loaned it to us. 805 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,880 So I played it on PlayStation for a little while. 806 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,640 I never really got past level 2 because I'm. 807 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,280 I'm not going to tell any tells out of school here, but this 808 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:08,120 game stone cold fucking sucks to play on different layouts other 809 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,240 than basically mouse and a couple keys on your keyboard. 810 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,280 As far as I know, although we might get some feedback about 811 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,280 that later on in this episode. But yeah, that that's how I 812 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,760 started. So when I came back it today, or 813 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,560 not today, but this week, I was like, damn. 814 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,240 Strangely, even though I only play this game for a minute, I 815 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,000 feel hugely nostalgia. Like I was talking to the people 816 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,360 in the town and they were just like, you would gossip with them 817 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,080 and they gas up the other people in the town and be like, oh, 818 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,960 Pepin is a grand healer. And I'm just like, yeah, this is 819 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,040 cool. Like, it gave me this nostalgia 820 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,920 for something that I actually wasn't there for, you know? 821 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,880 OK, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, I get that 822 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,000 completely and I'll touch on that one. 823 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,600 I go. But like Miguel, what about you 824 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,120 first impression? So my first experience with 825 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,920 Diablo was actually the third one because I got it on Nintendo 826 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,400 Switch. And the only reason I got it on 827 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,600 Nintendo Switch was because that particular version had a 828 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:07,680 Ganondorf transmog. And so I started that game up as 829 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:14,080 a sorcerer, and I never got to the point where I can actually 830 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,360 use the Ganondorf transmog because I kind of fell off of 831 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:24,680 the game really, really hard. And then when I started getting 832 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:31,080 into the whole retro handhelds thing, I happened to notice on 833 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,880 one of the handhelds that I was looking at or reviewing, there 834 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:40,280 was a thing called Portmaster and Dolan, I think this is on 835 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,960 the X55 that I sent you. You can just basically download 836 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,920 a bunch of Linux ports of certain PC games. 837 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,240 And some of them are just, you know, you can play them. 838 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,800 And some of them you actually have to like go to your Steam 839 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,320 version of the game and like copy and paste certain files 840 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,520 into like a section of the folder structure in order to 841 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,160 play them. And one thing I saw in this old 842 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,760 handheld was something called Devolution X. 843 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,840 And so I opened that up out of sheer curiosity and the Blizzard 844 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,560 logo shows up. I'm like, well, what is this 845 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,840 thing? And so turns out it was Diablo. 846 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:26,200 And that was about the extent of what I had actually played at 847 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,760 the time. Because I didn't really, I was 848 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,520 just testing. I didn't really get into the 849 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,280 nitty gritty of actually playing the game. 850 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,600 I was just kind of fascinated that it was available and 851 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,040 playable turned. I thought it was the shareware 852 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,760 version. I don't know what the difference 853 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,640 is between the shareware and the retail version, but go ahead. 854 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,760 I believe that's what Dave was referring to earlier. 855 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,480 So it let you go in the first two months? 856 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,760 OK. So you were a bat fall away from 857 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,680 having the whole game. Yeah, you're 1 fall away. 858 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,920 Well. I never knew that because I just 859 00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,640 never really went into it. So Fast forward to a couple 860 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,880 weeks ago following our last episode when you announced that 861 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,440 you wanted to play Diablo. The next day I kind of went a 862 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:14,120 little ham on just trying to figure out exactly what Diablo 863 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:20,520 will play on in 2024. And so turns out Devolution X is 864 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,640 actually on pretty much everything so. 865 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,720 You the doom of games about fighting the devil. 866 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,520 Except for Doom. Pretty much so I got it running 867 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:37,160 on an Android device, my Steam Deck, which is Linux, the MSI 868 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:43,760 Claw, which is Windows and the Trim UI Smart Pro, which is 869 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,160 another Linux based operating system. 870 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,640 But that's like a very budget one. 871 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,160 That's that's kind of like the power Kitty X55. 872 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,000 And during the course of me trying to find out what would 873 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,520 play Diablo, I forgot to play Diablo. 874 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,160 I was I was having too much fun tinkering. 875 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:08,520 Damn. So eventually I, I settled on 876 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,080 the Steam Deck just because of the OLED screen and I turned up 877 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,720 the brightness a little bit because I felt it was a little 878 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:17,440 too dark. And so that's ultimately what I 879 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,040 decided to play it on. And I did catch I got the the 880 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,680 Morrowind to Skyrim feeling when we when we played Morrowind for 881 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,000 the show. Whereas like when I played 882 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,840 Morrowind I saw the bones of what would eventually become 883 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,480 Skyrim, when I played the original Diablo, I started to 884 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,920 see, no pun intended, the bones of what would eventually become 885 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:47,600 Diablo 3 and Diablo 4. Umm, now I know Diablo 2 is like 886 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,080 the one that everybody says is the best out there. 887 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,680 Oh my God, that's the one you need to play. 888 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,680 That's the one I the only the. I haven't played four either but 889 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,720 like I have never touched 2 and I probably should do that 890 00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,520 sometime. Yeah. 891 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,680 Yeah, you should. That was a That's a good answer, 892 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:06,680 goddamned. Yeah, so then Dane talking about 893 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,240 getting the game to run on different handhelds and and 894 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,720 things like that. It may it leads me to Dane. 895 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,800 What was your first experience like and what was your 896 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,760 experience like this time? Oh. 897 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,760 Boy. OK, set a spell. 898 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,360 Listen. Stay. 899 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,520 A while. Listen. 900 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:33,280 My first, my first experience is I think we had had a computer in 901 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,720 the household for maybe six months. 902 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,520 My mom hadn't gone back to college. 903 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,760 She was doing computer classes with a friend of hers and her 904 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,640 friend who I went to school with, her kids had bought this 905 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,400 game, played through the game, really enjoyed the game and 906 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,080 said, Tina, that's my mom, take this home. 907 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:56,920 I'm sure Dane would love this. So my mom comes in with a box 908 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,040 with the game in. It's like, hey, Nancy said you 909 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,560 should give this try. So I pop it in the computer, 910 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,520 install it and it's Diablo. Never heard of the game at this 911 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,840 point. I'm not APC gamer at this point 912 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:12,560 the only PC game we had was the Final Fantasy 7 copy of the PC 913 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,200 version of that. I'm so sorry, I had that as 914 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,520 well. Yeah, these guys are. 915 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,400 The upside was I was able to, you know, go on the discs and 916 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,600 watch the FNB's and see the ending, even though I didn't 917 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,960 beat the game for another three years. 918 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,640 But I put Diablo in, I install it, and I load up the main menu 919 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,400 and I see these pentagrams spinning on either side of the 920 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,440 menu options. And at this point, I think I'm 921 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,640 Baptist. I'm like, oh. 922 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,000 Shit, am I going to go to hell now? 923 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,240 Did I just buy a ticket? Oh, that's. 924 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,600 Right, You have a pretty religious family. 925 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,960 Not really. Like I said, I thought I was 926 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,200 Baptist. Oh, we didn't. 927 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,280 No one in the family got religious until I was old enough 928 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,520 to drink. Might be a connection there, I 929 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,680 don't know. She found the Holy Spirits. 930 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:11,680 All of them and I drank them. My mom would say get this boy a 931 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,360 Bible. Yo, I had a very, very similar 932 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,760 experience with Doom to your wrist. 933 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,520 Like I'm like, oh shit, this game's satanic and I'm like, oh 934 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,800 wait, I'm killing the Saints though. 935 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,760 I'm doing the Lord's work. Let's fucking go. 936 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,720 Oddly enough, Doom didn't bother me When I played Doom, my mom 937 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,280 did not mind us playing them, she just wouldn't let us own it. 938 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,320 I guess the red cart was just a little bit too much to live in 939 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,320 the house permanently. The red guy like the Super 940 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:40,040 Nintendo version. Yeah, yeah, I never had Doom for 941 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,440 the PC until right before Do the Freak. 942 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,320 Diablo was OK. Tangent for another. 943 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,800 No, this man not. Diablo was OK though. 944 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,600 Well, she didn't know what Nancy had handed her, and it was a 945 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,960 loner, so I guess she had decided she was fine with that. 946 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,080 But like, I played it a little bit, but I didn't do much 947 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,200 because, like I said, I was afraid of that Hellfire. 948 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,320 So I just kind of like, yeah, it's it's not for me. 949 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,400 And send it back. And I didn't touch the game 950 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,360 again until years later, somewhere between the release of 951 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,520 Diablo two and three. I found the battle chest at 952 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,960 Walmart. They had Diablo 1-2 and Lord of 953 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,040 Destruction in it. Picked that up and that was the 954 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,240 first time I actually played through the game, although I 955 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,920 never actually beat Diablo. And then I never got around to 956 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,040 playing two. And it's sitting in a box full 957 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,680 of games I do have. That brings us to like, you're 958 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:34,240 fucking just I like religious boy childhood experience like 959 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,200 that reminds me of myself as a kid too. 960 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,840 Whereas like I was a very goody 2 shoes little boy, you know? 961 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,840 And like I, I would not have, would have been caught playing 962 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,040 this kind of game, you know what I mean? 963 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,680 Well, The funny thing is, a couple years later, watching 964 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,800 George Carlin stand up, one of his jokes actually made me go, 965 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,000 hey, you know what? Yeah, these religious beliefs 966 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,360 are bullshit and I completely. Changed my oldest skit but 967 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,920 continue. I love George Carlin. 968 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,320 Religion has everyone convinced there's an invisible. 969 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,120 I love that. It's my one of my favorite 970 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:07,080 George Carlin skits. List of 10 things he doesn't 971 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,320 want you to do, and if you do any of them, he will send you to 972 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,360 a place of eternal damnation and torment where you will burn 973 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,440 forever. But he loves you. 974 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,160 But he loves you. But he loves you. 975 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:21,080 He loves you and he needs money. You know, that bit always makes 976 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,600 me think of my grandpa, especially now that he's passed 977 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,280 because it's like me and him were riding in the car one day 978 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,640 and I asked him if he believed in God and he goes, here's how I 979 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,960 feel about religion in church and stuff. 980 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,520 If God loves you, why would he send you to a place where you 981 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,400 would burn for eternity? I just don't make too much sense 982 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,480 to me. That was all he ever said about 983 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,280 it. And it was like it made total 984 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,280 sense. And I don't think I went to 985 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,880 church much after that. It was just like, oh, word that 986 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,240 that kind of makes sense. So. 987 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,720 Well, we won't get into theology hour. 988 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,760 I am still religious, but I'm definitely not Baptist. 989 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:59,160 OK fair enough, but maybe you're looser inside. 990 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,640 Will fight some demons in this game. 991 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,920 So you were allowed to have Diablo in the house but not 992 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,160 Doom? Like I said, it was a loner and 993 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,600 by the time I went and bought Diablo, I was. 994 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,320 I can't remember if I was in high school or if I was in 995 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,200 college when I bought it, but I was old enough that my mom had 996 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,000 long since stopped giving a fuck on what I bought and bought. 997 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,640 Brought into the house when she bought us a PS2 for Christmas. 998 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,520 The two games she brought in and gave it to me were Silent Hill 999 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,760 Two and Double May Cry. Wow. 1000 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,360 And she gave my brother like Resident Evil, Code Veronica and 1001 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,440 I think there was an Armored Core game in there. 1002 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,760 Nice. I am still mad that you think of 1003 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:43,080 Doom as a red cartridge Super Nintendo game like that actively 1004 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,960 makes you makes me dislike you as a human. 1005 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,840 That's what I that's what I had as a kid. 1006 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,080 I did. Since I bought the collection it 1007 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,400 has always been all PC. Oh, you know it did. 1008 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,800 Yeah. Yes, the Super Nintendo version 1009 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,080 had a red cartridge. That's not the part I'm are. 1010 00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:00,440 Ending with if you had maximum carnage too and you lost the 1011 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,920 labels on those, you were fucked. 1012 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,560 You know, I've been trying to figure out what happened to that 1013 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,480 game. Dane, I know you had a an 1014 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,120 interesting time this time trying to get Diablo to run. 1015 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:18,920 Oh fuck me running. So Nate is going to have a field 1016 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,680 day with this because he always gives me shit. 1017 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,440 As everyone knows, I'm the local Linux boy. 1018 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,520 I own one Windows laptop. Its job is to print things. 1019 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,120 And if it makes noise you don't understand, you shoot it with a 1020 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,880 gun. And the second that. 1021 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,440 You can bring. Things on the Linux computer. 1022 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,880 It's going in the garbage. Yes. 1023 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,240 I have this laptop because one day Linux will actually connect 1024 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,760 to Wi-Fi. Sorry, I had to use it for that 1025 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,880 one. So wait, wait, wait, are you? 1026 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,400 Oh I don't have problems with Wi-Fi. 1027 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,240 I have an old ass printer and you can barely find working 1028 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,920 drivers for it on windows. But I have them, so wait. 1029 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,040 I'm just being a piece of shit because I remember when Linux 1030 00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,440 could not do. Wi-Fi, you watch Star Trek, 1031 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,400 right? Yeah, I've seen the trouble with 1032 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,480 trouble. So you have not seen any of next 1033 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,840 generation or anything like that? 1034 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,000 I've seen the first couple seasons and next. 1035 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,520 So you know what the holodeck is, right? 1036 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,680 So whenever you turn on your computer, do you go computer 1037 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,920 arch? No, I type in my name, my 1038 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,720 password and then I type in Hyperland and that launches my 1039 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,520 GUI. I would start from terminal up. 1040 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,640 I also like to launch my GUI. Man, I love it. 1041 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,720 I. Really hope there is a Star Trek 1042 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:36,280 fan out there that got that joke because apparently there's 1043 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,000 nobody in here. I I understand the holodeck. 1044 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:44,560 You know, I love Star Trek vicariously through Ian. 1045 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,800 Every time he talks Star Trek I'm like, ah, this sounds like 1046 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,480 an amazing show, but it's not for me. 1047 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,840 He's. More of a Babylon Five guy. 1048 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,280 No. They're. 1049 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,080 Just playing silence every Babylon 5 we. 1050 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,720 Don't we don't talk about that show. 1051 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,120 So. He's more of a 1978 Babel or 1052 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,120 Battlestar Galactica guy. Anyway, Diablo. 1053 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:17,520 I've played the board game, which is fun, but being a Linux 1054 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,400 guy, gaming is completely different than when I first 1055 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:24,320 started messing with Linux. Now Steam's Proton shit pretty 1056 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,480 much just makes everything work. I can run Doom Eternal 120 1057 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:32,680 frames with ray tracing on. I can run Cyberpunk 2077 with 1058 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,480 ray tracing on 20 frames. But I can run it no problems 1059 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,240 with Elden Ray, but it can't handle Diablo. 1060 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:45,840 I installed it, I got a blank screen pop up, and then another 1061 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,760 blank screen pop up on top of that. 1062 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,200 They clearly wanted me to do something, but it's blanks. 1063 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,560 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 1064 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,200 I tried for two days to get this game to work. 1065 00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,360 I concluded I had some weird kind of messed up configuration. 1066 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,920 So I wiped my laptop. I rebuilt my Arch configuration 1067 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,160 from the ground up. It took 8 hours. 1068 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,120 I rewrote all my config files. I installed everything manually, 1069 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,160 complete, clean slate. Launched Lutris, which is my, 1070 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,640 you know, GOG installer. Installed Diablo. 1071 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,240 This time I get the Blizzard logo shows up and then back to 1072 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,360 the blank screen and the secondary pop up pops up and it 1073 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,440 says please insert disk from the GOG version. 1074 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:35,120 Oh, that doesn't make sense. At this point I'm this is game 1075 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:41,800 of rage event one. I'm ready to burn the world to 1076 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,560 the crack. I'm I'm at this point about 1077 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,720 overweight virgin in his mom's basement who's a discord mod 1078 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,640 game rage. That's pretty angry. 1079 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,520 Please do not call out her followers right. 1080 00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,840 He said. Mod, come on. 1081 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,080 Yeah. But there's firing mods. 1082 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,960 There we go, There we go. Well, I was living your 1083 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:11,440 aspirations and I'm bitching the Dalton. 1084 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,960 I'm like dude, this is fucking bullshit. 1085 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,600 I can't get the damn game to run and while I'm bitching to him, I 1086 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,560 get pinged over in the TSMP chat by Michelov is like, hey, if you 1087 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,400 plan on running this on Linux, try the devolution X mod. 1088 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,240 I got it to install on this handheld and I say to Dalton, 1089 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,360 the heavens have opened. I've been given my. 1090 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:38,800 Answer right before I pinged you, Dalton said privately in in 1091 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,400 I think it was the group chat with just Dalton Willian myself. 1092 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,800 Danes having a hard time running the game, like he can't get it 1093 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,760 started on Linux. And at that moment I just 1094 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,480 happened to be tinkering on my Steam Deck. 1095 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,120 I just happened to go into desktop mode and I happened to 1096 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:03,520 check out the Discover store. And sitting right there was 1097 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,240 Devolution X. I'm like, ow, he can get this 1098 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,040 running. And that's the moment when I 1099 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:13,600 pinged you and I think I forget your exact reaction. 1100 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,840 Praise, praise. Zombie Jesus. 1101 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,920 So yeah, I told Dalton. I said I think mix just come up 1102 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,320 with the answer. So I'm going to get off here, 1103 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,280 flush this massive shit that I dropped, and go back to church 1104 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,120 because I'm heading in the bathroom bitching to you right 1105 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,520 now. Yeah, and that's like it's just 1106 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,800 Rebecca, I'm like, I kind of point out that I love that we're 1107 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,800 talking about Diablo while you're at church. 1108 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,120 It's like there's just some tasteful irony. 1109 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,600 I mean the first like 4 levels is the church. 1110 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,080 Well, either way, we're talking about getting rid of the devil, 1111 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,320 so yeah. We're not talking about praising 1112 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,280 the devil, we're talking about kicking his ass. 1113 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,440 Exactly. Diablo doing. 1114 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,040 These are Christian games. These games are about whipping 1115 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,800 the devil's. Ass. 1116 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,240 Maybe for the Lord, maybe not. If you play enough two games 1117 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,520 you'll realize it's maybe not for work because there's also 1118 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,160 fucking other shit going on. They're doing us more aliens 1119 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,960 than demons anyway. Yeah, eventually it comes down 1120 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,320 to being like interdimensional demons and then like there's 1121 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,760 like Angel like demons in later games that we haven't got to for 1122 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,320 the show, but I would like to get there. 1123 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,600 So boys, Diablo then. Well, we've gotten through all 1124 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:30,080 of that, so I guess I can. Oh, I haven't gone yet. 1125 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,240 Oh shit. So my first experience with 1126 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,160 Diablo way back in the day, my buddies owned Diablo 2 and I 1127 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,120 played the shit out of that with them. 1128 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,400 But they also had Diablo 1 installed on their computer. 1129 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,240 And I was the weird one that was like, well, I want to see what 1130 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,880 the first game was like. So I played it some and I wasn't 1131 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,280 very good at it. And I was like, why the fuck am 1132 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,200 I so slow? Because I was so used to Diablo 1133 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,000 2 just scooting around everywhere. 1134 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,760 You go back to Diablo 1, you can't run your dude. 1135 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,520 Just like walks like he's got a broken ankle. 1136 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,240 So I played it and I got to the point where I'm wandering around 1137 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,680 and I see this door into this building and it looks very 1138 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,480 menacing. And I'm like, I wonder what's in 1139 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,240 here? And I open it. 1140 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,800 Not here. Fresh meat. 1141 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,400 And yeah, you're fucked. That big fat? 1142 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,920 Fuckers. It comes out and I I go running 1143 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,000 it and he goes out. I mean, he goes. 1144 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,840 Chop, chop, chop. And I'm dead. 1145 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,960 And I'm like, ohh, shit, I dropped all my stuff. 1146 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,200 Well, me, I guess I'll have to go back and get it. 1147 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,920 And that was a vicious loop for about 10 times. 1148 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,280 And then I said, you know what? Fuck this. 1149 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,680 And I went back to play in Diablo 2. 1150 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,480 Now here was the thing about Diablo 2 is that I know what it 1151 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,520 was now, but I could never figure out why. 1152 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,720 When we went over to our friend Cody's house, which was OK, so I 1153 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,840 was hanging out with my buddy Emmett. 1154 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,320 His older brother was Luke. Luke's best friend was Cody. 1155 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,200 We went to Cody's house. Cody's Diabolo 2 character was 1156 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:55,280 always just teleporting really quickly and like killing things 1157 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,240 and then teleporting and killing things and teleporting. 1158 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,720 I'm like, what? What is your doing? 1159 00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,600 He's like, I don't worry about it. 1160 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,880 Now, I know he was botting for what? 1161 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,080 I don't know. I don't know if he was just 1162 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,880 trying to find loot and that was how you did it and get gold or 1163 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,400 something, but I don't know. But I was like, that was beyond 1164 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,960 me at that point. I mean, at that point I was 1165 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,520 like, more like, hey, guys, you going to play some Final Fantasy 1166 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,240 11? That would be, that would be 1167 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,120 cool. And they were like, yeah, we'll 1168 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,280 play later. And then they would go and get 1169 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:26,280 drunk because they were older. Now for some reason, like the 1170 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,640 land parties I was at like when I was around that age was like 1171 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,880 fucking for some reason they played the shit out of gun 1172 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,680 bound. I do not know why that was, but 1173 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,200 I tried to learn how to play the boomer in gun bound. 1174 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,720 Don't do that. So like going into it this time, 1175 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,400 I'm like thinking to myself, all right, I'm not going to just, 1176 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:48,680 I'm not going to die to the butcher. 1177 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,320 I'm going to make sure I'm ready for him, right? 1178 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,800 So I didn't remember where he was. 1179 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,920 So I go down first first floor, I clear the whole first floor 1180 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,120 and on the 2nd floor I clear up until I find a staircase and I 1181 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,880 go down 3rd floor. I clear the whole third floor. 1182 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,840 But I made it all the way. Down to like the 11th or 12th 1183 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,760 floor going back up and selling stuff and coming back in through 1184 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,760 town portals and stuff before I ever was like shouldn't I have 1185 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,720 found the Butcher by now and looked it up that he was on 1186 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:20,520 level fucking 2:00. So at that point, and this is 1187 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,480 another thing. I played this game on what Dave 1188 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,640 referred to as hard mode because I played on the gog version. 1189 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,360 The gog version is OG resolution and I never I just never 1190 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,440 happened to wander over to the top right where the witch is at 1191 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,280 who sells scrolls and like upgrades magic and things. 1192 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:42,160 So I went through the whole game just wandering through the 1193 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,760 dungeon hoping to find a town portal scroll right, and then 1194 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,200 once I finally found the book of town portal or whatever I was 1195 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,920 like trying to get my magic up high enough to. 1196 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,160 What like I have a question for you, at what point, like what 1197 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,360 level were you when you found the town portal book? 1198 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,640 Because it's it's very important. 1199 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:02,560 Oh, it was. Way later. 1200 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:07,040 That's bad news because the levels come slower, which means 1201 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,200 you have less points to spend. Yep, yeah, yeah, that was the 1202 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,520 issue is that I never got those last five points that I needed 1203 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,280 like this. Cousin you never read into. 1204 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,080 Just like a sword you could use that would let you equip it and 1205 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,800 then read the book and then unequip it. 1206 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,480 No, no, I didn't. I. 1207 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,480 Stumbled into the book of Town portal really early. 1208 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,000 I got lucky on that one, so I had enough time to build up my 1209 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,320 magic. Do you use it? 1210 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,520 Yeah, I definitely made sure that even though I was playing a 1211 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,720 warrior, I had enough magic to use Tom Portal and. 1212 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,040 Heal. Yeah, I, I, I'll. 1213 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,480 Beat that game with 0 spells too. 1214 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,800 Even though I was a warrior because I knew there were some 1215 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,840 spells I was going to have to learn, that was going to be one 1216 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,440 of them, and then healing is the other one. 1217 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,680 I I beat that game with 0 spells. 1218 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,400 That's impressive, man, that really is. 1219 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,560 I it was, it was a pain in the Dick. 1220 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,920 Mm hmm. So I don't. 1221 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,920 Believe it. So then I went through and 1222 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,760 cheated, right? So then I'm like, all right now. 1223 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,000 Now I'm going to fuck this game in the box. 1224 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,640 I saw the Megan trigger and then went. 1225 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:06,800 Yeah, so I I went on Wii mod and they had the original Diablo. 1226 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:11,520 So I played that with with maximum health on and you think, 1227 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,920 oh, I just breezed through the gate. 1228 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,200 No, no, because there are enemies. 1229 01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:20,000 Now, Dane, this is going to we can lead really pretty into the 1230 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,520 other message that I got from you, which is the one that I was 1231 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,440 referencing earlier where I'm I'm playing with God Mode on 1232 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,320 again. I can't die, but I wander into 1233 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,840 this fucking room that's full of satyrs, at least I think they're 1234 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:36,120 satyrs and they swarm me. They surround me and I can't 1235 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,080 move, but I also can't attack them because they're all 1236 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:43,320 attacking me so often that I am in a perpetual stun lock and I 1237 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,000 can't die. So I'm just sitting there and 1238 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,640 for like 5 minutes I'm clicking hoping eventually I'll get a 1239 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,840 fucking attack off but I'm just being attacked too often it's 1240 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,000 not happening so I have to just let them kill me. 1241 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,000 And I hadn't saved for like an. Hour No. 1242 01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:02,640 I feel your pain. And I didn't play for two days. 1243 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,600 I was like, dude, what the fuck? So that leads me to the message 1244 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,400 that I got from Dane. Dane, please go ahead. 1245 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:14,320 So my second game of rage moment, I've been on a fucking 1246 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,960 roll. I was clearing shit. 1247 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,960 I was running to the caves. I just took out the butcher. 1248 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800 I just took out Leoric, leveled up a bunch. 1249 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,480 I'm feeling like the big Dick daddy and I go down. 1250 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,120 I think it was like the third level of the caves clearing the 1251 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:34,880 whole thing going down, clearing the whole thing going down And 1252 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,400 I'm like OK, I'm going to clear one more room and I'm going to 1253 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,600 turn it off for the night because it's one in the morning 1254 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,640 and I got to work in the morning. 1255 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:45,320 So I opened the door and a step to it and the fog of war lifts 1256 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,000 and I can see this room full of the little goat fuckers. 1257 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:53,560 And because I have spent the last two years customizing my 1258 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:58,200 Linux setup to be as much all keyboard and no mouse because 1259 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,960 I'm weird like that. I'm clumsy with a mouse and I 1260 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,920 click a little too far and I step into the room. 1261 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:10,040 I get swarmed, I die and I lose the last 2 1/2 hours of my life 1262 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,640 where I cleared the Butcher, Leoric and all this other shit 1263 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,120 and I just slammed the computer shut. 1264 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,560 I fling my laptop across the room. 1265 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:24,960 My wife, who was sitting on the other couch crocheting, looks at 1266 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,880 me and goes, what the fuck? Dad pissed me off. 1267 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:33,200 How old are you? Shut up. 1268 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:42,960 I'm only 3 1/2 years old. My daughter comes in the room. 1269 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,640 What was the crash? It's like you woke the. 1270 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:51,720 Killer. You done fucked up a a Ron. 1271 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,000 Daddy, you smell like grown up drinks. 1272 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,440 It was just. It's like grandpa's cough 1273 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:03,080 medicine. Y'all appreciate the key and 1274 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,400 Peele reference by the way. Yeah, dumb. 1275 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,640 Yeah. So did you guys have like any 1276 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,720 enemies that particularly kicked your ass? 1277 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,800 I literally never died. That's impressive. 1278 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,960 Yes, I played the game. I didn't finish the game, but I 1279 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:22,480 did reach the caverns. The Caverns is like a difficulty 1280 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,080 spike. I feel like, 'cause like when 1281 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,000 you meet the Butcher, that's like a huge difficulty spike, 1282 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,080 'cause it's, it's, I'll be honest, if you go in to fight 1283 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,280 the Butcher, not knowing what to expect, it's it's gonna be a 1284 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,640 Butcher's. Reputation preceded him so much 1285 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,720 that I didn't go back to fight the Butcher until I finished 1286 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,200 like level like six of the engine. 1287 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,000 So when I came up, I just like, yeah, hit him with an axe three 1288 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,600 times and he fucking died. Oh, see no with. 1289 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,360 Right. Yeah, that's, I mean that's a 1290 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,360 smart strategy. Yeah, I just, I mean went for 1291 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,160 it. I saved beforehand I was one 1292 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,840 healing potion short of being able to actually beat him 1293 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,800 because I was actually blocking his stuff pretty good. 1294 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:01,280 I had a had the the shield and I had a Mace. 1295 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,760 I think because I was, I was using blunt weapons because 1296 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,560 they're good early on, but the skeletons and all that. 1297 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,640 Yeah. So I just hit him with a Mace. 1298 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,720 I was blocking pretty often. So he wasn't really getting hits 1299 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,920 in and I just, I just kept hitting him. 1300 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,040 Eventually he would get in a couple good hits and I'd have to 1301 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,960 pop a potion and I was always one potion short. 1302 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,240 He would Take Me Out beforehand. So I reloaded my save and I 1303 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,000 walked two steps to the left. There's a freaking healing 1304 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,960 potion on the ground, so I. That's so nasty that. 1305 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,400 Shit up. I save again, I go fight the 1306 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,440 butcher. This time I was able to just get 1307 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,840 him and ever sell. Yeah. 1308 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:44,200 And then I immediately went back to town, identified the cleaver, 1309 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:48,960 equipped the cleaver, and up until right before we recorded, 1310 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,840 I was feeling pretty good about myself. 1311 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:55,280 And then suddenly I wasn't. Actually I used all of my Dark 1312 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,280 Souls experience and just cheesed the shit out of the 1313 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,080 butcher. Yeah, I feel because he can't. 1314 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,840 Open doors. The main thing that they tell 1315 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,880 you about the Butcher is like the best way to beat him 1316 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:06,360 apparently is to use a firewall spell in the doorway or a bow 1317 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,560 Learning. Yeah, I used the bow. 1318 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,440 I just, you know, guided him over to one of the places where 1319 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,880 there was a bunch of grates and a door. 1320 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,280 Walked through the door and shut it. 1321 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,680 Yeah, and then shot his ass until he dropped. 1322 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:20,200 Like you talk about Dark Souls experience but you actually in 1323 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,920 Dark Souls it doesn't feel like you're cheating because 1324 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,640 everything in Dark Souls games is going to do that shit to you 1325 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,439 immediately. But in Diablo. 1326 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,160 It's like they expect you to do it, yeah. 1327 01:08:29,399 --> 01:08:31,880 But in Diablo, I really didn't want to actually beat his ass 1328 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,680 one-on-one, so I'm really happy I level. 1329 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,880 Up, man. Smashed his ass with a stone 1330 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,160 cleaver. I did that. 1331 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:41,040 Lucky and. I also I didn't get the like 1332 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,120 there's a apparently some of the quests are randomized so I 1333 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,880 actually didn't get King Leorio on mine. 1334 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:50,840 So like I think king Lyria drops a really cool sword. 1335 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,520 I I never actually got to fight him cuz instead I got. 1336 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,880 He has a chance to. I instead I got the the poison 1337 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,479 water quest. I think those are mutually 1338 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:00,720 exclusive. I think you get one or the 1339 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,840 other. Oh really? 1340 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,439 Cuz I got the poison water quest. 1341 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,240 I got really lucky. Yeah. 1342 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,080 So this game has a sense of like procedural generation or 1343 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,800 randomness to it. Yeah, there's some rogue like 1344 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,560 elements to it, like old school rogue like like rogue rogue like 1345 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,160 shit to it and I think it's really neat. 1346 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,680 Hold on before we move on, Dave. You keep trying to say 1347 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,920 something, so go ahead. Oh man, I just no, no, it's all 1348 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,560 good. It's I definitely want to talk 1349 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,080 about the procedurally generated stuff too, because that is like 1350 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:32,399 a big part of Diablo. That and a big part of the how 1351 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:35,040 they fucked up in Hellfire because in hell, the Hellfire 1352 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:38,080 expansion, that shit is just static dungeons. 1353 01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:42,720 And that is, like, to me, the antithesis of Diablo, because 1354 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,319 the fun part about it was like going down there and being like, 1355 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,640 especially when you're 16 and you haven't seen something like 1356 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,279 this before, it's like, this is fucking crazy. 1357 01:09:52,279 --> 01:09:54,200 The game is different every time. 1358 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,880 Yeah, But I got really lucky fighting the Butcher because I 1359 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:03,360 got like, like a Mace of the bear, which one hit will knock 1360 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,960 an enemy back. And so, I mean, he couldn't even 1361 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,840 get a hit on me because every time I was I would hit him, he 1362 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,240 would get rid of. He could send. 1363 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:14,600 That, that's awesome. Yeah, that's rad. 1364 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:18,680 That's by the time that I had made my way back up to level 2 1365 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:19,680 and went in to fight the Butcher. 1366 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,520 I too shot him. I'm just, I'm I'm really proud 1367 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,160 to make a love beat the Butcher too, because he was struggling 1368 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,280 with playing the game for a while. 1369 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,840 Like had tried to do it on a bunch of systems and didn't 1370 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,040 think he was going to be able to play enough of the game. 1371 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,840 And I'm like, just get in there for a little while longer. 1372 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,720 You'll at least be able to see something cool. 1373 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,120 And so the fact that you beat the Butcher, that means a lot to 1374 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,640 me. And got the cleaver. 1375 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,200 That's a big, I mean, that's a big deal. 1376 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,400 The cleaver didn't drop for me. The cleavers are the awesome. 1377 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,360 Static drop for meeting it's. Oh wow. 1378 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,400 No, I didn't. Know it dropped for me and I 1379 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,800 sold it. No, everything's everything's 1380 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:56,960 like loot tables like this game. The, I mean, all of the, all of 1381 01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:01,360 the Diablo games do this, but I mean like so much in Diablo, one 1382 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:05,200 is randomized. That to me, as someone who 1383 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:10,480 played a lot of AD and D in middle school, a lot of the fun 1384 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:13,120 was OK, we killed, we killed the monster. 1385 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,280 Let's roll for loot. Yeah. 1386 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,120 And this game feels very much like like. 1387 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,160 This this game in like net hack and games like that, like they 1388 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:25,560 very much drive from that like player versus dungeon Second 1389 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,480 edition AD and D. Vibe. 1390 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:30,880 Yeah, totally, man. Before we went live, I I was 1391 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,000 watching a YouTube video. This guy was just talking about 1392 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,840 Diablo and there was a quote that he had like from an 1393 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,400 interview, one of the guys who designed Diablo, who said that 1394 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:42,920 they made the loot system to be like slot machines. 1395 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,240 So like the feeling you get when you're playing Diablo and you're 1396 01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,120 waiting to get that really good loot drop is the same feeling 1397 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,320 when you're playing slots and you're waiting to get that 1398 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,560 jackpot. And then I got the cleaver and 1399 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,720 thought it was a trap so I sold it immediately. 1400 01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,440 Wow, you know, I was, I was wrecking shit with that thing 1401 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:04,000 for a good couple of floors until I, you know. 1402 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,960 Because I mean, eventually I got to the point where I was like, I 1403 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:10,440 wish I had more armor class or more defence against fire. 1404 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:13,680 So probably A1 armed weapon that was good would have been there 1405 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,600 for me. You guys didn't get too attached 1406 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,440 to your arm, did you? Or your weapons for that matter? 1407 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,760 No. Well, because it's a weird old 1408 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,720 durability system. Oh yeah, yeah, you got to like, 1409 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,960 get that shit repaired by Griswold like, pretty regularly, 1410 01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,880 man. And like, the durability 1411 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,680 system's wild, man, because it's like you can pick up like a 1412 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:39,440 really, I picked up a really good shield, good AC, great 1413 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:43,120 stats, but it's fantastic. I throw it on, not even looking 1414 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,680 at the durability. The durability on it is like the 1415 01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,200 maximum durability on it is really bad. 1416 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,840 I got swarmed and then it's like I didn't. 1417 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,440 Even when you when your weapon gets damaged or when an item 1418 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:56,400 gets damaged, there's this little like symbol, bronze icon. 1419 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,720 It pops up. Yeah, letting you know, hey, 1420 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,000 this thing could break. You got to get this thing 1421 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,240 repaired. If it gets really bad, it turns 1422 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:05,760 red. Apparently the durability on 1423 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:10,040 this shield was so fucking bad, and I was swarmed so badly that 1424 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,480 like, I didn't see any of those icons. 1425 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:15,040 They just didn't appear. Just all of a sudden my shield 1426 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,000 was gone. Yeah. 1427 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:20,760 Yeah, there were times I opened my inventory and suddenly I 1428 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:24,280 didn't have a body equipment anymore and I was like, what the 1429 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,240 fuck? I thought I had. 1430 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,520 And now that I'm thinking about it, that's probably exactly what 1431 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,960 it was like. I whacked a bunch of times and 1432 01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,080 it broke. I didn't realize it. 1433 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,280 I'm such a pussy ass bitch and I like every time I went to the 1434 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,560 surface I was paying for armor repairs. 1435 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,760 Well, also, 'cause I was like, yeah, no the. 1436 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,520 Warrior can self repair. That's smart, man. 1437 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,560 That's smart. Like I found myself self 1438 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:43,880 repairing indulgence quite a bit. 1439 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,160 I don't know if that was a good idea. 1440 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,760 But if you self repair it, it costs you a maximum repair. 1441 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,560 Yeah, that is a double edged sword. 1442 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:54,080 It'll drop your maximum down when you repair it, so you're 1443 01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,800 slowly degrading the potential quality. 1444 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,320 Of that, yes I use like a couple. 1445 01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,280 Times. It's nice in a pinch. 1446 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,520 I just could not be using that. OK, that it's good to know. 1447 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,200 Hey, it's one of those rescue in a pinch, but it's better to go 1448 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,640 to blacksmith. But before we talk more about, 1449 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:12,080 you know, random. You say Griswold's name and I 1450 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,560 just want to say Griswold is a motherfucker. 1451 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:17,640 I love that guy. Like his little funny Scott's 1452 01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,400 accents, man. And he's always just like 1453 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,320 encouraging you to go deeper and deeper and get like, oh, you 1454 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:30,480 gotta go find that, you know, meteor sky, neither sky stone. 1455 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,160 He didn't call it Meteor, but it was all. 1456 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,680 The voice acting, I feel like, and this was like really good, 1457 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:40,200 especially for like the 90s. Like, I mean, it is, it's 1458 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,440 Blizzard had a reputation for for, you know, production for a 1459 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,360 reason. And it's like, this one is like, 1460 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,240 yeah, OK, yeah. They actually like they nailed 1461 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,880 the voice acting in this. It's a little cheesy, but I 1462 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,680 mean, compared to stuff today, but I don't know, man. 1463 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:57,320 I feel like for me with nostalgia goggles, umm 1464 01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,760 admittedly, but it held up for me. 1465 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,240 Yeah, even this didn't have massage before the game. 1466 01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,240 I felt like the voice acting really brought me deeper, like. 1467 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,280 It's not like the old Sierra games that where they just like 1468 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,880 found people who worked at Sierra to come and voice. 1469 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,440 Right. Yeah, like, right. 1470 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,840 I felt like the guy that played Griswold did like a great job of 1471 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:20,240 just sounding like he's, he's a hard Scotsman who wants to help 1472 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,200 you get through. He he saved work from the 1473 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,160 dungeon. You're going to talk to work. 1474 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:27,760 He sounds like fucking Dennis the Menace, which is exactly 1475 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,800 what he's supposed to be. Right. 1476 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:34,200 I think the witch was the only one that was like severely 1477 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,960 overactive. Thank God someone else said 1478 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,680 that, because yeah, I did feel that Adria sounded community 1479 01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:39,880 theater. No. 1480 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,480 Fair. Before we talk more about like 1481 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,920 the random generation and stuff, because I do think that's very 1482 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,240 interesting for the time, There are two more enemies that I 1483 01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,480 wanted to bring up that were absolute motherfuckers and they 1484 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:51,600 can actually 3 and they can suck and Dick right? 1485 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:55,520 The first one being those yellow zombies. 1486 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,600 The Black Death. The Black Death so. 1487 01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:59,000 Yeah. So. 1488 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,800 Fuck them so. If they hit you, they lower your 1489 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,680 maximum HP, Yeah. If you get hit by a Black Death, 1490 01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:06,320 you lose 1 Max. Wait, what? 1491 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:09,160 And permanently? Yeah, permanently, yeah. 1492 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,600 You know. How many times those things hit 1493 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,400 me? Enough times that you lost a lot 1494 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,360 of Max HP I'm guessing. I guess I did. 1495 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,520 I didn't even think about it. I literally tried to send like a 1496 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:21,760 little cute message in our group chat to try to warn you about 1497 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,920 that without telling you exactly what it was. 1498 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,920 Fuck. Yeah, what the hell with this 1499 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,200 game? Yeah, right. 1500 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,360 I love. It actually tell you? 1501 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,400 Yeah. I know it is so fucking cryptic. 1502 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,400 It's like it, like the shrines in the game are so cryptic 1503 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,800 'cause it's like hidden shrine. Do I click on it or not? 1504 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,280 I don't know what it's gonna do. I love, I love that shit. 1505 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,440 So literally. Me and Dalton, I found the exact 1506 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,640 same website. So we found like a list of 1507 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:50,280 shrines we should or should not click and like he said it to me 1508 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,080 right? Yep, I found that a minute ago. 1509 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,400 I didn't tell him that, but I was. 1510 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,320 Just like yeah, thank. You for that? 1511 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:58,680 Yeah, dude. Frustrating as hell, like. 1512 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:03,800 So another enemy was later on. God, what were they called? 1513 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,760 Temple Knights, Dark Knights, they were like. 1514 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:11,400 The blood knots. Yes, oh man, they're the so 1515 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:15,320 they're the strongest enemy in the game other than Diablo and 1516 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:19,720 they oh, if you ran into a big group of them, good luck. 1517 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,480 I did see most playthroughs they only show up on the bottom 1518 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,320 level, but if you're really unlucky they can show up in the 1519 01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:30,000 first level of hell. Oh, damn, I didn't. 1520 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,400 Yeah, I've never. I cannot imagine I didn't get 1521 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:37,000 that unlucky. But yeah, by the time I got to 1522 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,120 hell it was getting to crunch time on finishing this game. 1523 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:46,400 And so I downloaded a raw memory editor and maxed out my stats so 1524 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,160 I could just bum rush the last bit of it. 1525 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,280 Backed up my save and all that stuff. 1526 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,960 And even with Max stats, you know, I didn't try and lock my 1527 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,680 HP in because I couldn't find that value. 1528 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,680 But with Max stats, the blood nights and the AD gets fucked me 1529 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,280 up. Dude on the bottom level it took 1530 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:05,120 me probably a dozen tries to actually work through them to 1531 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:08,520 get to Diablo. So that video I was watching, he 1532 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:12,920 had the blood nights show up on level 11 and he found out by 1533 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,960 walking into a room and accidentally aggroing 13 of them 1534 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:21,320 and they proceeded to beat him into the dirt. 1535 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,920 Oh yeah, that'll do it. The the other enemy that jumps 1536 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:29,440 out to me that I had like half an issue with in half, like I 1537 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:34,200 didn't mind them being on my screen were the succubus, right? 1538 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:39,160 Oh, right, so I the first one that I killed and I watched them 1539 01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:43,240 die and their, their their animation when they're dead is 1540 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:45,640 absolutely. Yeah, it's hilarious. 1541 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:49,160 So like they're just these big, like they have big old boobs, 1542 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,760 they're naked and you kill them and they fall down onto their 1543 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,560 knees and then they face plant so their ass is just straight up 1544 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:59,200 in the air. And the first one I did like was 1545 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,760 ass towards the camera. And my dude, my character's just 1546 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,920 standing there as I'm looking at it. 1547 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,080 And I'm thinking to myself, I probably would. 1548 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:10,160 And then just move on. I mean, you're already in hell. 1549 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,720 Like, you might as well just like do what the hellyans do. 1550 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,200 And then and then I got to a point where it was like I would 1551 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,040 slaughter like, you know, 10 or 12 or 20 of them and they were 1552 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,240 all laying around and be like, man, I'm going to be here a long 1553 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,920 time. It's their last line of defense 1554 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,440 to distract you so the other men of hell can get you. 1555 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,000 Face down, ass up, That's the way I sucked that bus. 1556 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:38,080 Exactly. Yeah, they they, but they though 1557 01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,760 there were, there were times I would walk into a room and 1558 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:44,120 they're, they're like that projectile that they shoot like 1559 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:45,800 the big glowing ball of white light. 1560 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,280 They would just be. It was like a fucking rave was 1561 01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,360 going on. They. 1562 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,880 Were just the only reason that I actually maxed my stats because 1563 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:57,160 I was did not feel like having to deal with them legitimately. 1564 01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,360 It wasn't going to take me too long and I wouldn't hit the end 1565 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,360 of the game before we recorded. Are you really considered like 1566 01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:05,800 starting a new file just to see how OP my dude would be in like 1567 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:11,320 a new beginner mode file? Now I know the the the one the 1568 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,680 one time that the game surprised me, I wasn't expecting it. 1569 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,520 Did you guys in your playthrough get the quest where you had to 1570 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:20,640 get the the sign back? Yes, yes. 1571 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:22,560 Yeah. So. 1572 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:24,600 Ogden sign Ogden town around her. 1573 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:29,160 When I talked to that goblin and all of a sudden the doors opened 1574 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,760 and there were like 30 more of them, I was not prepared. 1575 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:36,400 No, I wasn't either. I immediately thought this this 1576 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,080 guy's gonna be pissed at me and I'm gonna whip his ass. 1577 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,040 Wait, did did you actually bring the sign up or did you give it 1578 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,880 back to the goblin? I think I gave it back to him 1579 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:49,000 and then he was like, oh now we can be powerful and the doors 1580 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,760 opened or all the walls opened up and like all of his friends 1581 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,480 rushed me so I had to kill them all. 1582 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:58,040 If you do give the sign back to the people in the other world, 1583 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,440 he still does ambush you. But I really wanted to just give 1584 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:05,560 Ogden a sign back, 'cause Ogden seemed like a nice guy, right? 1585 01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:08,280 So I gave him the sign back. I came back down there and yeah, 1586 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,160 then the guy was like, fucking waste your ass. 1587 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,760 I'm a fucking gobbling. I'm fucking yeah. 1588 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,160 I killed him, killed him, killed him and all his friends. 1589 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:17,640 Fuck you. Fuck you, buddy. 1590 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,520 It really like satisfied me though, that he was like, ah, 1591 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,000 prepared to die. It was like when I'm playing in 1592 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,120 Skyrim and someone's like, you shouldn't have come. 1593 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,000 And then I cut their head off before they finished their 1594 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:26,640 sentence. The. 1595 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:32,160 Overconfident bandits of Skyrim. Yeah, so we talked about the the 1596 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:35,760 random generation now that's become more of like a common 1597 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:39,840 thing these days. But I feel like back then, like 1598 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,640 kind of Dave touched on is like, you know, every new game that 1599 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,800 you started would be like a new delve. 1600 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:47,760 And I think that that's pretty fucking cool, especially for a 1601 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,160 game of that time. Yeah, I agree. 1602 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:52,920 And this is that, one of the days of playability. 1603 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,320 I mean, yeah, this game's like, it feels like it has like some 1604 01:21:56,320 --> 01:22:00,560 proto rogue like juice where it doesn't want to be like exactly 1605 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,120 like Net Hack or like Rogue or anything like that. 1606 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:06,800 It has some of the juice those games had, you know what I mean? 1607 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,560 Now. Well, the designer wanted to 1608 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:13,600 emulate Rogue when he started making Diablo. 1609 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:15,960 It was actually a turn base. Oh wow. 1610 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,240 Well, fucking can you? Imagine Diablo. 1611 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:21,240 It was a turn based game. No, but like, seriously. 1612 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,720 So it didn't. It was intentionally meant to be 1613 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,600 rogue like in like rogue like in the most literal sense. 1614 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,760 Right, it makes sense. Like a 3D rogue. 1615 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:32,160 It makes sense too 'cause like you, you like rogue and net hoc. 1616 01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,360 Basically you go down one dungeon. 1617 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,960 There's not like a big over world where you go down a bunch 1618 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,360 of different areas and all that right it. 1619 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:45,240 Makes it also makes sense that it's like you're locked to tile 1620 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:49,760 else too. You know, like Diablo 22 on it 1621 01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:53,160 doesn't feel like you're on a grid, but in Diablo one, it very 1622 01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,640 much feels like you're you're locked to that grid. 1623 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:58,360 Yeah, moving square to square. Rogue vibes, yeah. 1624 01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:01,880 So now the the random generation, does that continue 1625 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,880 through the rest of the series? Yes, yeah, it does. 1626 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:09,960 But it's, it's, in my opinion, it's, I don't know, in Diablo 1, 1627 01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,120 I feel like it's easier to see because it's all just one 1628 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,480 dungeon and you're going from floor to floor to floor. 1629 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:20,760 But they there's they still progressively generate tile 1630 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:26,000 sets, but I don't know, it feel like in a larger scale it's 1631 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,840 harder to notice. Which I guess arguably is a good 1632 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,680 thing, but. I will say that there have been 1633 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,640 different times I've played Diablo 2 and an easy way to tell 1634 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:38,880 in Diablo 2 is where you can exit your camp Urbatown camp 1635 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,920 thing in the first act 'cause sometimes it's you go South and 1636 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,040 the exits there. Sometimes it's you go east or 1637 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:47,120 north or like it's sometimes like it's just, it's laid out 1638 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,600 differently. So there's little things like 1639 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,080 that that you'll see, but it's not nearly as prominent like 1640 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,840 they've said as it is in the first one, because you're just 1641 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:55,440 going down that one singular dungeon. 1642 01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:56,800 But even then, like the procedure. 1643 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,960 Generation had it better. I feel like the procedural 1644 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:04,040 generation in Diablo 1/2 though is like very like a lot of it's 1645 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,800 very basic too. Like it's like I'm going to 1646 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:10,880 generate a room with a little room inside of it with a door on 1647 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,120 it. Like it, it generates some 1648 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,560 really basic structures for the most part. 1649 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,000 Yeah, the more. Naturalistic ones are better 1650 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,360 looking but like the human ish structures suck. 1651 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:24,600 Yeah, but it's more than just the layout or dungeon. 1652 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:27,440 It's also like the location of the treasures, locations of the 1653 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:29,720 monsters. The fact that you don't know 1654 01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:32,360 what you're walking into. You walk into a door, you could 1655 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:36,440 be getting treasure, or you can be getting swarmed by monsters 1656 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:38,680 and you don't know until you go in that door. 1657 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:41,080 Yeah, and I found that really interesting too, because like I 1658 01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:46,440 looked up a guide, the same guy that me and we're talking about, 1659 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:49,800 and it talked about like King Leorio on the third level or 1660 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,400 whatever, and I just didn't roll that mission. 1661 01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,880 Like that mission was not one that I actually came across. 1662 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:59,760 So like that never happened. I was like, did I miss 1663 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,160 something? And so I would go like deep into 1664 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:06,200 the dungeon and be coming back up to Level 3, like, OK, where's 1665 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,560 King Lurio? He's this guy. 1666 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:12,160 Where the fuck is he? And yeah, just, I didn't realize 1667 01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,800 until I looked up like a wiki there. 1668 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:17,160 It's like, oh that guy is mutually exclusive with the 1669 01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:20,360 police and water machine. Kind of interesting too, because 1670 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:24,480 you do see mechanics like that in more modern games now. 1671 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:28,000 Like I remember when we played Terraria, like depending on how 1672 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,000 your seed was generated, you could either have copper or tin. 1673 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,560 And you didn't know until you played the game. 1674 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:37,000 And apparently even before Terraria was even like a thought 1675 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,200 in somebody's mind. Here you have somebody at 1676 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,680 Blizzard coming up with whether you're gonna get Quest A or 1677 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,040 Quest B. Yeah, I thought that was really 1678 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,520 neat and I feel like if I wanted to play the game more, I feel 1679 01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,000 like that would give it a lot of future go forward and play. 1680 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:55,400 I do have one more question. Go ahead, Don, you go first. 1681 01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,320 I'm sorry. No, I was just gonna touch on 1682 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:01,440 Diablo himself so we can get to that in a second. 1683 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,160 So go. Ahead is there a better version 1684 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,040 of this game? Like I know like with older 1685 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:10,200 games like Morrow and Skyrim you can mod them to to make them 1686 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:13,720 look better. Does Diablo have some better 1687 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:16,720 mods or something to to give it a little bit more QOL? 1688 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:21,520 I can link it after the show. The the video that I was 1689 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,960 watching, the guy was using something that I don't know what 1690 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,600 it was, but it made his game look better and it was called 1691 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,840 like maybe like the Baphomet mod or something, something like 1692 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:32,000 that. I've heard the bezelbub mod. 1693 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,720 That might that might that. I think that might be what it 1694 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:36,640 was, Bezelbub. I knew it was one of those B 1695 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,080 Demon. Names big old Satans. 1696 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,960 Yeah, because I kind of feel like like this game, like the 1697 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,640 same thing happened to us when we played Higurashi, like the 1698 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,480 base game was not really all that enjoyable. 1699 01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:50,640 It wasn't until we like patched it and modded it up that we 1700 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,360 actually got a better experience. 1701 01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:56,080 And I'm kind of wondering if the same may happen with this game. 1702 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:59,200 I don't feel like the the basic game in here definitely carries 1703 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:02,280 through in a way that I think that maybe like that visual 1704 01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:05,920 novel style needs a little bit of cooking. 1705 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,480 I think that you would have had an easier time if you tried to 1706 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,880 play this on computer as opposed to trying to play it on a 1707 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:13,400 handheld. Now that being said, if the 1708 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:18,800 Beaselbub mod pack is compatible with Devolution X, then I say 1709 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:19,960 give it a shot. I actually. 1710 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:23,400 I know on Lutris there's separate scripts so I don't know 1711 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,800 if they're the interaction. I actually didn't have much of 1712 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:30,440 an issue playing it on the Steam Deck one because of the track 1713 01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:34,960 pads but also the devolution. The devolution X mod does a 1714 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,200 pretty decent job of integrating controller support and so I feel 1715 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:42,320 like that wasn't really a barrier to entry. 1716 01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,520 And even like when I was playing the GOG version on the MSI claw, 1717 01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:48,840 I was able to just put it into desktop mode and I was able to 1718 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:54,400 use the right stick and R2 as, as the mouse. 1719 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:59,160 So I I didn't feel, yeah, I didn't feel constrained having a 1720 01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:02,080 controller as opposed to having a mouse and keyboard. 1721 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,040 I was just thinking more of the the visual fidelity. 1722 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:09,440 See, I'm one of those. I love that old PC graphics look 1723 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:13,680 like the cutscenes in this game. One of my favorite styles of 1724 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:18,360 graphic was that era of just shitty CG and I loved it. 1725 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,160 And and also. Yeah, man, it's wild too, 1726 01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:24,640 because that does not hold up. But you know, because it's like, 1727 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:27,600 I remember watching that when it when the game first came out and 1728 01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:30,760 being like, holy shit, yeah, shit. 1729 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,760 This is like the best thing I've ever seen in my entire look. 1730 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,320 It's not going to get any better than this. 1731 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:38,560 And then like watching it now is like, wow, holy, wow. 1732 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,400 Holy shit. But for a different reason. 1733 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:44,920 I still love it but but it's yeah, like watching Toy Story or 1734 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:48,160 something I'm sitting behind. Games watching the FF8 fucking 1735 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,560 ballroom sequence. This was about to say is the the 1736 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,520 Final Fantasy 8 cutscenes they they hold up but like you can 1737 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,880 still look at them and see like well they haven't aged Gray but 1738 01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:58,520 at the same time they're still gorgeous for the time. 1739 01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:00,680 Look at like. Real, right? 1740 01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,480 Beast Wars, Transformers. We thought that that animation 1741 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,080 style was fantastic for the time. 1742 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,360 Looking at it now, it's like, oh, OK. 1743 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,800 So are you gonna put some Beast Wars in front of me Because I 1744 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:12,720 will kill you? What this? 1745 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:16,160 Horse is awesome. It's fantastic, I just don't 1746 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:18,760 think the animation style holds up in 2024. 1747 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:23,960 All right now boys, before we move on to ratings and things 1748 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:28,680 like that, I am going to unleash Dane and Dave on Hellfire now. 1749 01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:30,640 I did not. I didn't get around to Hellfire. 1750 01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:33,240 I meant to. And then once Dane kind of 1751 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:36,040 ranted to me about Hellfire, I was like, Nah, maybe I won't 1752 01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:37,480 check it out. Maybe I'll just like leave my 1753 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:41,720 memory of Diablo as a good. So, boys, how's Hellfire? 1754 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,240 I think you can sum it up pretty quickly because I didn't spend a 1755 01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:49,200 whole lot of time with it, but it's kind of the good, the bad 1756 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:52,640 and the ugly. So the good Hellfire did come 1757 01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:57,360 with some quality of life like you can jog in town, so speeds 1758 01:29:57,360 --> 01:30:00,760 that up a little bit. It introduced the ability to 1759 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:04,280 when you talk to the healer, he would auto heal you instead of 1760 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,360 having it, you know, be separate stuff. 1761 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:07,080 He. Has a name. 1762 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:10,320 His name is Tippin. Yeah, Hill boy. 1763 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,840 So rude. I did not engage very much with 1764 01:30:13,840 --> 01:30:17,320 the story in the game, although if you haven't read the manual, 1765 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:21,160 you owe it to yourself to read the manual because that is just 1766 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:24,400 a wonderful little tone. But side note, but you know, it 1767 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:25,920 did introduce some quality of life. 1768 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:29,400 It introduced 3 new character classes. 1769 01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:32,520 I think two of them are locked, were locked away and you had to 1770 01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:37,440 edit a text file to get. There were a couple of quests 1771 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:40,600 that Blizzard North because it wasn't Blizzard that developed 1772 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,200 it, it was outsourced. I think Sierra was the one that 1773 01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:46,160 pushed it. Or was it Blizzard S Sierra? 1774 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:48,720 No, it was Sierra. They were the ones who pushed 1775 01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:51,600 it, and they had it outsourced and they ignored everything that 1776 01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:54,280 the Blizzard guys said, you know, as far as their notes on 1777 01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:56,560 it. So some new stuff, OK. 1778 01:30:56,760 --> 01:31:01,040 And the extra areas that it adds in, if you're having a hard time 1779 01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:04,480 in hell, you have two new areas that will allow you to level up 1780 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,840 some more. So you come at a little bit 1781 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:12,000 stronger for the end game, but Dave mentioned the bad very, 1782 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:17,560 very static dungeons ruins that particular feel and the art is 1783 01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:20,520 just absolute garbage. It's bad, Yeah. 1784 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:22,080 It's not. It is bad. 1785 01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:23,920 It's. Like are there like you need. 1786 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,600 To look at a screenshot. Or like what is? 1787 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:29,880 What do you mean by the art? It's the even the the dungeons 1788 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:34,480 themselves. I mean, it's like they so Diablo 1789 01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:38,280 is very like the original core Diablo is very like gothic 1790 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,840 horror, you know, in Hellfire, which is a really weird name for 1791 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:46,720 the expansion because it's like their Sierra Online was kind of 1792 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:49,320 like, well, we're not gonna do gothic horror. 1793 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:54,040 We're gonna do more of this like HP Lovecraft kind of thing. 1794 01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,160 And it's like, OK, that's adjacent. 1795 01:31:56,280 --> 01:32:00,280 But it in my opinion, man, it is just like it's. 1796 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:03,080 Yeah, I wouldn't have thought Hellfire was like an I would 1797 01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:07,320 have called like, you know, the Aldrich, the Eldridge Tome or 1798 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,400 some shit like that, you know, right. 1799 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:12,600 So but yet Dane hit on it and he's completely right. 1800 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:16,240 Like the like Sierra online like completely disregarded blizzards 1801 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:20,040 design doc. Like, I mean, Blizzard was 1802 01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:24,480 working on Diablo 2 at the time and Blizzard was getting 1803 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:29,760 pressure to do an expansion because Diablo One was a hit and 1804 01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:32,880 people wanted more of it. They didn't have time to work on 1805 01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:34,440 it because they were doing Diablo 2. 1806 01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:38,640 And they're telling Sierra like stuff like, hey, we in Diablo 1807 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:43,400 two, we are introducing new classes, Barbarian source and 1808 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:45,360 like, and Sierra is like, Oh yeah, that sounds good. 1809 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,680 We'll just put it in Hellfire. And they're like, no, don't, 1810 01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:52,680 please don't do that. And they so, and there's this 1811 01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:55,760 like notorious, they're the, these notorious quest, they, 1812 01:32:56,040 --> 01:33:00,040 they get wacky with it, which is like counter to entirely counter 1813 01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,960 to the tone of Diablo. Like one of the quest givers is 1814 01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:08,400 a man in a cow costume. And another, like there's 1815 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:12,360 another quest where there's this little girl and she lost her 1816 01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:17,240 teddy bear and you have to go down and and fight a giant 1817 01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:21,440 monster to get her teddy bear. It's just, it's just real tone 1818 01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:24,960 deaf to the original, the original game. 1819 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:29,360 It sounds like a Diablo What if? So is it still like the same 1820 01:33:29,360 --> 01:33:32,760 core storyline, like you go into the church or go down the 1821 01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:34,400 floors? It's just. 1822 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,920 Yeah, it's just extra content bolted onto the campaign. 1823 01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:41,080 It's not. So if you start up Hellfire you, 1824 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:44,600 you're in Diablo like you're in the base game and there's just 1825 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:45,840 more shit in there. Yeah. 1826 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:50,400 Interesting, I didn't know that. You can kind of ignore and I 1827 01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:54,320 think the other two was Bard and barbarian I want to say. 1828 01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:57,960 Yeah, and I think you can edit. I think you can edit in. 1829 01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:00,320 No, that's it. That's it. 1830 01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:02,840 You're right, Monk is the one that comes. 1831 01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:04,400 Barbarian. We're the ones you had to edit 1832 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:07,560 in, yeah? I yeah, I meant to try different 1833 01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:09,880 classes out man, but I just ended up just rolling a warrior. 1834 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,240 Yeah, do we all do? Warrior. 1835 01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:13,000 I think so. Yeah, I think so. 1836 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,160 Yeah, it. Just seemed like the. 1837 01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:17,000 Wow, Yeah, it's. When you're playing solo. 1838 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:22,120 Well, canonically it was the warrior who went through Diablo, 1839 01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:25,600 so canonically he is the one who did all that. 1840 01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:29,680 That's why we did it. So Speaking of Diablo, I don't 1841 01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:31,320 know what I was. I don't know if I was expecting 1842 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:35,480 more because I had played later games and seen what Diablo can 1843 01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:39,560 look like. But when I got to the infernal 1844 01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,200 one, or whatever is the Lord of Terror, is that what it was the 1845 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:42,960 Lord of? Terror. 1846 01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:46,600 It said Lord of Terror and I'm like, oh, OK, so I guess the 1847 01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,880 Lord of Terror wasn't Diablo. So I'll kill this thing and then 1848 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:52,680 and then Diablo will show up and I I killed it. 1849 01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:57,480 And he goes. Blood goes everywhere. 1850 01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:02,520 Yeah, it's just spraying blood like it's fucking oh. 1851 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:04,240 What's the movie? Evil Dead. 1852 01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:05,680 Oh, it's just. It's. 1853 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:11,160 Just vast amounts of blood and suddenly a cutscene starts 1854 01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:13,200 playing and it's like it's Diablo. 1855 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:16,280 And then he shrivels up into a skeleton, and then he turns into 1856 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,280 a little boy, and the little boy looks at you and takes a big old 1857 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:22,320 gasp of air and then dies. And the little boy was the son 1858 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:24,520 of King Leoric. Yeah, he was the son of King 1859 01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:26,800 Leoric. And then your guy is like 1860 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:29,160 looking at this dead kid, and he's looking at the jewel he 1861 01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:31,520 pulled out of his forehead. And he goes, oh, I guess I'll 1862 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:36,920 put this in my and he shoves it into his head and then it hints 1863 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:40,040 at spoilers. That guy becomes the bad guy in 1864 01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:44,560 Diablo 2. And anyway, yeah, that's, that's 1865 01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:46,720 Diablo. I was like, oh, but here's the 1866 01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:48,640 thing. Here's the thing, y'all know me? 1867 01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:52,880 I so fucking appreciated that there was not a happy ending. 1868 01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,120 It was like you went through all that, you killed Diablo, but 1869 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,520 then your hero still has to sacrifice himself because that's 1870 01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:01,200 just the way this shit's going to go down and the world is not 1871 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:04,400 magically fixed. Now did you realize that was not 1872 01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,680 the ending they wrote for the game? 1873 01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:07,200 No. What do you mean? 1874 01:36:07,480 --> 01:36:11,760 The designer had a happy ending for the game where you defeat 1875 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:15,320 Diablo and you've saved everything and it's good. 1876 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:20,560 But the studio that they outsourced the FMVS to decided 1877 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,760 Nah, I think this will be cooler. 1878 01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:27,080 So super late in development they get the FMVS in that these 1879 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:30,880 guys made where they ignored all the notes and made this downer 1880 01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:36,840 horror movie type ending of evils defeated for now and they 1881 01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,120 had to pivot. And that's why there's so much 1882 01:36:39,280 --> 01:36:42,440 disjointed story throughout the actual game. 1883 01:36:42,440 --> 01:36:46,680 They just pretty much had to scrap most of the main story 1884 01:36:46,680 --> 01:36:48,320 stuff that they had planned. Yikes. 1885 01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:51,120 It seems like they ran into a lot of issues with the first 1886 01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:53,680 Diablo A. Lot of people got listening. 1887 01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:57,800 Creative differences. And and I mentioned earlier, you 1888 01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:02,080 know, Blizzard S pushing really hard because of all the 1889 01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:05,200 successes with taking traditionally turn based games 1890 01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:08,080 and making them real time. They kept pushing, hey, maybe 1891 01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,920 you should make this real time. Hey, maybe you should make this 1892 01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:12,440 real time. And they were developing this 1893 01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:15,880 turn based game. So the lead guy took a vote, 1894 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:17,920 everyone voted and now let's make it real time. 1895 01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,040 And he's like, fine. So he called Blizzard South and 1896 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:22,760 said OK, we'll, we'll do it, but we're going to need another 1897 01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:25,600 milestone check that's going to take probably another month and 1898 01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:27,720 then coded it up to be real all the time in the course of a 1899 01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:30,400 Friday afternoon. So it's still turn based. 1900 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:33,520 He just changed the coding for the loop to run continuously 1901 01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:37,160 instead of wait for an input. So under the hood it's all still 1902 01:37:37,160 --> 01:37:38,920 turn based. OK, that's kind of cool. 1903 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,360 Man I wonder that. Makes me wonder if there's a mod 1904 01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:43,880 that like turns it back to turn based because I would be 1905 01:37:43,880 --> 01:37:47,000 interested to check that out. I was thinking the same, but I 1906 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:51,400 know they went through and changed a bunch of the core 1907 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:55,840 mechanics for interacting with the world to better reflect this 1908 01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,160 new continuously running system. Gotcha. 1909 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:02,320 So it makes probably wouldn't run as well, but it wouldn't 1910 01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:04,800 surprise me if there was a way to like change that loop back 1911 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:06,840 into a wait for input. Somebody should. 1912 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:10,600 Land I think they made the right call to make this real time 1913 01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:14,560 because as much as I think I would enjoy a turn based Diablo, 1914 01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:17,480 which I really honestly do think that I would I would totally dig 1915 01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:19,920 that. I feel like it wouldn't have had 1916 01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:23,640 the the mass appeal that it that it did because I mean, this game 1917 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:28,440 got a lot of attention and and I think a lot of that attention 1918 01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:31,280 wouldn't have existed if it this were like a turn base like 1919 01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:36,040 curmudgeonly PCCRPG, which I like, I like that stuff, but I 1920 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:37,680 feel like a lot of people thought was uncool. 1921 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:40,520 I think this I would love to see somebody you can really recreate 1922 01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:41,440 this. Something new? 1923 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:44,840 And like the. Two, the thing by being like it 1924 01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:49,800 is kind of like a weird like meddling point in time between 1925 01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:53,560 like that rogue like ancient status and then like a new 1926 01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:56,200 action RPG genre that was burgeoning, I think. 1927 01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:01,200 The I think somebody could create this like in, you know, 1928 01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:05,800 like an engine like say Baldur's Gate 2 or maybe Neverwinter 1929 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:09,280 Nights, like when they had those really expansive like where you 1930 01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:12,520 could make whole modules. I think that that would be 1931 01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:15,600 interesting to see somebody try to like do a Diablo style 1932 01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,840 setting. I'd like to see Blizzard make a 1933 01:39:18,840 --> 01:39:21,120 Diablo Resurrected like they did with Diablo 2. 1934 01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:24,120 That would be cool. I'd be, I'd, yeah, I'd be down 1935 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:26,280 for that. This is my favorite game in the 1936 01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:31,480 series, and I know 2 is like 2 is the defining game in the 1937 01:39:31,480 --> 01:39:33,720 series. Like no doubt about it, like 2 1938 01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:37,760 is 2 is the one. But I do like there's something 1939 01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:41,560 about Diablo one feeling more like a horror, like a true 1940 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:45,960 survival horror where you're worrying about item durability 1941 01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:48,360 and like, you know, managing your resources. 1942 01:39:48,760 --> 01:39:53,560 There's something about that in the pace that that that I like a 1943 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,320 whole lot. Yeah, it's kind of like it Doom 1944 01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:59,440 1 to Doom 2, you know, where it's like there's a certain like 1945 01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:03,160 a really year vibe to it that you can tell they're going for 1946 01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:06,240 something slightly different. And it didn't become Doom or 1947 01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:10,200 Diablo at that point in time, but it was like a game that was 1948 01:40:10,200 --> 01:40:13,840 like straight up about like doing that devil shooting shit. 1949 01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:18,600 I'm also like really glad to hear that thing that you edited 1950 01:40:19,120 --> 01:40:22,840 you Max out your stats on a character because like, I honest 1951 01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:26,920 to God feel like that is a Diablo one rite of passage. 1952 01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:32,520 And I, I when I played this game in high school, I was such a 1953 01:40:32,520 --> 01:40:35,400 goddamn fucking goblin. It was ridiculous. 1954 01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:38,720 I played through the game and beat it once fair and square. 1955 01:40:38,720 --> 01:40:42,840 And then after that I just was downloading trainers and like 1956 01:40:42,840 --> 01:40:46,720 giving myself all the best gear and like maxing out my stats and 1957 01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:49,800 then like going in the multiplayer games on Battle.net 1958 01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:53,640 and just destroying people, just going in and murdering them. 1959 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:58,840 And that was, I'm sure not a great experience for the other 1960 01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:01,320 people. But for me that was that was so 1961 01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:05,560 much fun. And also like, did you guys fuck 1962 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:08,320 with a dupe glitch at all? Because this is like a famous 1963 01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:12,520 glitch in video games. On devolution exits patch so I 1964 01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:15,920 wasn't able to do it. Oh my God, that sucks that it's 1965 01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:21,800 patch because this is like this is like huge like duping in the 1966 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:26,040 dupe glitch in Diablo is like so easy to do that you could 1967 01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:29,640 essentially like set yourself up with right from the beginning. 1968 01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:32,200 You could Max out your gold and buy everything you wanted. 1969 01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:36,080 And which I mean, all that's randomly generated what's 1970 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:39,960 offered in the shop as well, which is cool, but I don't know 1971 01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:44,520 man, that glitch is was so was so fun to abuse. 1972 01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:47,360 Now, I've never actually done it, but Dane correct me if I'm 1973 01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:49,680 wrong. You told me it's you drop an 1974 01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:53,840 item and as you go to pick it up you go and drag something from 1975 01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:55,400 your hot bar or something like that. 1976 01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:59,880 Yeah, you drop it and walk away, and then when you click on it to 1977 01:41:59,880 --> 01:42:02,680 walk back over and pick it up, as you pick it up at the same 1978 01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:06,080 time, if you yank something out of your hot bar, you drop the 1979 01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:08,440 thing from your hot bar and duplicate the atom you just 1980 01:42:08,440 --> 01:42:09,240 picked up. Huh. 1981 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:11,640 So you can do that. With the favorite things to do 1982 01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:14,160 was like go into multiplayer. When you killed somebody 1983 01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:18,960 multiplayer, you got their ear and so an ear would drop, you'd 1984 01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:21,560 pick it up and it would have that player's name on it. 1985 01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:25,760 So then the fun thing to do was to once they die and restart 1986 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:31,440 into town with an I town portal into town to meet them and I'd 1987 01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:36,760 just start duplicating their ear and then just dropping like as 1988 01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:39,600 many of their ears on the ground as as possible. 1989 01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:42,280 So have you ever been serious killer 'cause I feel like you 1990 01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:44,520 would be awesome at it. Wow. 1991 01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,320 Man. He did play. 1992 01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:51,040 Ultima when I was 16, yeah, dude, this was the gateway to 1993 01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:54,120 Ultima Online because I had a friend who was like, I had a 1994 01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:56,640 friend who was like, dude, you like griefing and Diablo. 1995 01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:58,080 And I was like, you fucking know it. 1996 01:42:58,080 --> 01:43:00,720 He's like, there's a game called Ultima Online that I play. 1997 01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:04,320 I think you'd like it online. Dude, Ultima Online was. 1998 01:43:04,440 --> 01:43:07,480 I think I'll listen to your Ultima Online episodes more than 1999 01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:10,200 any of my Oh my. God, that game. 2000 01:43:10,240 --> 01:43:13,320 Being on the Internet. I know, man, It was. 2001 01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,680 It was. It was so much fun. 2002 01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:19,680 Yeah, dude, you just like, so I'm guessing it. 2003 01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:22,400 So one of the funny things about Diablo, and then we can move on 2004 01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:25,800 to ratings and stuff, was that your inventory was really 2005 01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:27,240 limited. Very limited. 2006 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:29,000 But. Super. 2007 01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:33,320 But you can drop shit in town and it doesn't go away, so you 2008 01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:37,640 can just have piles of gold and items laying around town and you 2009 01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:39,880 can portal away and come back and they'll still be laying 2010 01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:40,800 there. As long as you're not playing 2011 01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:42,360 online. Somebody just go scoop in and 2012 01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:46,800 take it all but. Yeah, or if you'd be Diablo, all 2013 01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:50,960 that shit's on the ground. At least in multiplayer mode you 2014 01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:54,120 lose it because it's like aim over a good job and then it's 2015 01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:57,680 like, oh shit, because you can't save in multiplayer mode. 2016 01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:01,360 It just it just saves your character on exit. 2017 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:03,560 It saves your character and all the items that you have. 2018 01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:07,200 So when I beat Diablo, I forgot about that. 2019 01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:12,120 I beat Diablo and I had like 50 grand on on the ground, which 2020 01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:14,480 isn't a big deal. I was playing it legit. 2021 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:16,880 But when I went back through on Nightmare, I was like, fuck it, 2022 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:20,960 I'm duping that gold back. Like, like, I'm not gonna feel 2023 01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:22,440 bad. So you said Nightmare too. 2024 01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,120 Did you guys, did either of you play like higher difficulty 2025 01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:28,960 livers than the starting level for this recording or? 2026 01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:32,520 I didn't this time around. No, I didn't even get past like 2027 01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:35,680 the 3rd or 4th floor so. And you know me, I didn't play 2028 01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:36,560 on hard. Yeah. 2029 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:39,840 But yeah, man. So I'm curious, boys, like, 2030 01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:42,840 let's do ratings. And then we have actually real 2031 01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:45,040 quick, before we even get into ratings, we have one question 2032 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,880 that I'm going to do because I'm going to truncate some of the 2033 01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:50,720 ending stuff because we do have a Mr. Puzzles quiz. 2034 01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:54,040 Oh no. But oh boy. 2035 01:44:54,280 --> 01:44:58,760 So Khanna wants to know, what is your favorite Diablo quote? 2036 01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:02,240 Khanna's is I sense a soul in search of answers. 2037 01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:05,080 Nice, that's Adria. Of course you would like the 2038 01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:08,000 witch character that. That adds up so much just for 2039 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,040 moving over. Checks out. 2040 01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:15,920 It's a sailing such advances. I think mine's that goddamn 2041 01:45:15,920 --> 01:45:18,600 mushroom. Yeah, I was so happy when you 2042 01:45:18,600 --> 01:45:20,600 dropped that one on the intro because that was mine. 2043 01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:25,280 There's this, there's this quest, I guess you get to get 2044 01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:28,240 this black mushroom and when you go to pick it up, your guy goes 2045 01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:30,680 man. Now that is a big. 2046 01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:32,840 Mushroom or something along the lines. 2047 01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:35,680 And then if you move the mushroom in your inventory just 2048 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:39,840 goes whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 2049 01:45:39,920 --> 01:45:42,520 Every time you can drop it and then pick it up, it's like, 2050 01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:46,520 whoa, that is one big mushroom. That's funny, my head cannon is 2051 01:45:46,520 --> 01:45:48,560 it's the mushroom saying whoa. That is what. 2052 01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:49,960 The mushroom. Yeah, that's what I. 2053 01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:51,400 Thought yeah, it was the mushroom saying. 2054 01:45:51,640 --> 01:45:55,280 Whoa, I love that. Whoa, oh, oh, it's magic, you 2055 01:45:55,280 --> 01:45:57,560 know? Well, I'm going to go ahead and 2056 01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:01,400 just the baby back it baby back bitch answer and just say hello 2057 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:04,240 friend, stay a while and listen. Oh. 2058 01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:06,080 Yeah, that's, that's, I mean, that's a classic. 2059 01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:11,440 So in the course of. Getting advanced with. 2060 01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:15,920 You poisoned water quest. You could talk to the people 2061 01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:20,040 around town and you can ask them about it and a lot of times 2062 01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:24,160 they'll tell you like where the water supply is or like you know 2063 01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:27,760 how having it being poisoned is actually hurting the town and 2064 01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:30,200 all that. Except for this one drunk guy. 2065 01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:32,440 Far who? Who? 2066 01:46:32,440 --> 01:46:38,560 You go and you ask him about it, and his response is very simply, 2067 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:44,480 you drink water. Tea, that is a good one. 2068 01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,600 Mead. Only Mead. 2069 01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:52,560 Oh, he also drinks ale and logger logger wine I. 2070 01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:55,240 Don't think Ipas exist in this game. 2071 01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:57,880 Good for them like. This India doesn't exist in this 2072 01:46:57,880 --> 01:46:59,080 world. Fair. 2073 01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:01,040 And they're pale, you have. Land in the east? 2074 01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:03,240 We'll just substitute in one of those cities. 2075 01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:07,560 IPA is just nasty. It may get it. 2076 01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:10,800 It's got so much of that in your mouth. 2077 01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:13,360 I I. Mean I'm with you, man. 2078 01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:17,280 The reason Appas exist is because people want to make 2079 01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:20,000 beer, but they don't know how to do the grain rat, so they just 2080 01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,520 throw a bunch of hops in there, call it IPA and sell. 2081 01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,480 It see, I am very inclined to agree with that opinion. 2082 01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:29,720 Like if you're bad at the melt balance, like you could just hop 2083 01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:32,280 the shirt out of it and you'll still impress people. 2084 01:47:32,440 --> 01:47:36,400 Like it's basically people that want to be Stone IPA or they 2085 01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:39,720 want to be Sierra Nevada. You're you're not, you're not, 2086 01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:42,200 you're not. Those are beers that were made 2087 01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:45,720 by feel like a craft beers. I remember though, I just had, I 2088 01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:47,040 had a guy one time, he gave me a lot. 2089 01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:48,200 It's called Lagunitas. Yeah. 2090 01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:51,720 And it tasted like straight piss. 2091 01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:54,640 Even then, Lagunitas is an above average IPA. 2092 01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:57,920 Fucking nasty. I I guess I'm just so used to 2093 01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:01,960 dark, flavourful beers that the ones that are just very, very, 2094 01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:03,120 very hoppy. Or just not, yeah. 2095 01:48:03,120 --> 01:48:04,960 I would rather have roasting malts myself. 2096 01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:10,280 Too, They have to have some type of like citrusy additive or 2097 01:48:10,280 --> 01:48:12,920 flavour to them for me to actually truly enjoy them. 2098 01:48:13,160 --> 01:48:15,800 And a lot of the times if I want that, I'll just have like 2099 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:19,040 something like a blue moon or a citrus sweet or something like 2100 01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:20,000 that. Gotta say. 2101 01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:22,560 Yeah. I was gonna say I bet you're a 2102 01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:23,160 fucking. Blue Moon. 2103 01:48:23,160 --> 01:48:25,680 Yeah, it's a nice, sweet beer. Guinness is always, always, 2104 01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:28,680 never wrong. The beer that eats like. 2105 01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:32,600 Yeah, so exactly. So, Dave, do you have a favorite 2106 01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:34,760 quote? But yeah, man, it's kind of 2107 01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:36,280 basic, but I'm thinking about that. 2108 01:48:36,280 --> 01:48:38,240 Never mind. So we. 2109 01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:40,560 Oh, my bad. My bad, man. 2110 01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:42,320 Now I'm curious how long I was muted. 2111 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:44,760 You're gonna get this recording for me and it's gonna be super 2112 01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:48,120 weird, Dave. Dave, tell us what you feel 2113 01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:51,800 about Ipas and Gears, because you absolutely, definitely I'm. 2114 01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:53,800 Actually gonna listen to an episode I was on. 2115 01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:58,240 Yeah, sorry if you. Understand what are you. 2116 01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:01,800 No, no, no, no, no, you haven't. I've actually just been 2117 01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:03,440 chilling, like listen to the beer talk. 2118 01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:08,360 My favorite line is kind of a basic one, like when you first 2119 01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:11,800 go down into the cathedral. I love it, man, because I think, 2120 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:15,000 I think about this line often. It's crazy. 2121 01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:19,520 Whenever I see something fucked up or like I enter like a shitty 2122 01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:23,080 place, this line goes to the my mind. 2123 01:49:23,080 --> 01:49:26,120 It's like the sanctity of this place has been defiled. 2124 01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:29,760 Yeah, yes, it's a great one. The sanctity and then the drums 2125 01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:31,440 kick in right after he says that. 2126 01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:33,840 Doom, doom, doom, doom. The music in this game, I 2127 01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:35,360 fucking love it. It's so unique. 2128 01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:38,680 It's it's atmospheric and it's it like it doesn't have songs 2129 01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:42,440 you would harm, but it has songs that fit the mood so well. 2130 01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:46,240 And even in town, where you're supposed, you know, that is your 2131 01:49:46,240 --> 01:49:49,840 safe space, there's still that kind of subtle unease in the 2132 01:49:49,840 --> 01:49:51,840 music. They did a really good job with 2133 01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:54,600 vibes. Yeah, Sanctuary strikes me as a 2134 01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:56,920 realm that is just always in trouble. 2135 01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:00,520 If I for sure. The Diablo series credit and 2136 01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:03,200 specifically I'll even give credit to Diablo 4 because I've 2137 01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:06,160 mentioned this, I think it may be just the the host chat, but 2138 01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:09,400 they do gothic horror really well. 2139 01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:13,400 Like in Diablo 4:00, there's a lot of areas that are just like 2140 01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:15,920 pure goth horror and I'm here for it. 2141 01:50:16,760 --> 01:50:23,200 So boys, let's do some ratings. So let's start with Mikhilov. 2142 01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:26,200 I think you didn't get or you got the least far, so I'm going 2143 01:50:26,200 --> 01:50:28,560 to start with you from what you've played. 2144 01:50:28,960 --> 01:50:32,480 Do you want to rating you? I'm just going to give it a 2145 01:50:32,480 --> 01:50:36,920 straight 6 out of 10. I don't even have like a pun for 2146 01:50:36,920 --> 01:50:39,680 it or anything. It's just, you know, it's it's 2147 01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:46,400 good at sowing the seeds for what comes after, but obviously 2148 01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:52,600 it needs, you know, some love a remaster, some QOL, you know, 2149 01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:55,640 something to kind of bring it up to modern standards. 2150 01:50:55,640 --> 01:51:00,120 But if you grew up with this game and it hits you in the 2151 01:51:00,120 --> 01:51:04,360 nostalgia beans, then you know it's still going to do that. 2152 01:51:04,520 --> 01:51:09,640 So I, I personally didn't enjoy this game, but I'm also going to 2153 01:51:09,640 --> 01:51:13,520 give credit where credit is due and, you know, give it points 2154 01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:19,320 based on where it fits, you know, in the realm of the gaming 2155 01:51:19,320 --> 01:51:24,480 industry and pop culture and, you know, where it lives in 2156 01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:27,760 people's, his personal histories and, and all that. 2157 01:51:27,760 --> 01:51:30,440 And you know what? It's it's something that I'm 2158 01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:33,400 sure down the line that I will probably give another shot to. 2159 01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:36,760 Fair enough, fair enough. Let's see. 2160 01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:38,160 Really. What about you, bud? 2161 01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:40,280 I'm. Going to be honest I really 2162 01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:43,600 thought this game was way more efficient than I expected it to 2163 01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:47,240 be. Like Diablo 2 has a reputation 2164 01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:50,880 for being a game you just like fucking dial in on and you play 2165 01:51:50,880 --> 01:51:55,120 like 80 hours some shit. And like this game, I really do 2166 01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:59,400 think it took the rogue like elements, those influences and 2167 01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:05,840 made a fun action RPG that I think it's amazing how much it 2168 01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:08,920 does not have crust on that sandwich. 2169 01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:15,880 I think I'm gonna eventually give it 8.8 point 2 fire clans 2170 01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:19,960 out of 10 satans. All right, all right. 2171 01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:22,120 Dave, what about you, buddy? If you were gonna give this game 2172 01:52:22,120 --> 01:52:23,120 a rating, what would you give it? 2173 01:52:23,440 --> 01:52:25,280 What would I give it? Yeah, I would. 2174 01:52:26,040 --> 01:52:28,800 I mean, personally, this is like an all time favorite of mine. 2175 01:52:28,840 --> 01:52:32,160 So yeah, me personally, it's a 10 for me. 2176 01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:36,520 If I'm being objective about it, the score is gonna be a little 2177 01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:41,040 bit lower, but not by much. I mean, I mean, this would be, I 2178 01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:43,480 don't know, man. This is like when I play a 2179 01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:47,120 modern Diablo like I was playing Diablo Four with my wife Nikki 2180 01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:50,400 and we were having a good time and going through multiplayer, 2181 01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:54,480 but I was getting like, but when I was playing Diablo and I was 2182 01:52:54,480 --> 01:52:56,840 like, wow, I've been holding on this weapon. 2183 01:52:56,840 --> 01:53:00,160 I found this good weapon and I have held on to this weapon for 2184 01:53:00,160 --> 01:53:03,360 like forever in Diablo 4. I feel like I'm constantly like, 2185 01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:06,640 all right, I got a switch weapon, I got AI found another 2186 01:53:06,760 --> 01:53:08,560 weapon that's better than what I've got. 2187 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:12,360 I got to go back to town and fucking re spec and everything 2188 01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:14,720 to make revolve everything around this weapon. 2189 01:53:14,720 --> 01:53:18,880 I feel like Diablo 1 was just more simple and in a good way. 2190 01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:24,880 Yeah it's a it's a hit for me. I give it 9 herodic cubes out of 2191 01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:27,040 out of 10. Oh, yeah. 2192 01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:29,320 All right, I'll go next. I'm gonna save Dane for last 2193 01:53:29,320 --> 01:53:31,920 just because his shirt looks like it says genitals when his 2194 01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:33,480 microphone's sitting where it's at right now. 2195 01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:41,760 So I really, I, I did enjoy this like I most of my nostalgia is 2196 01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:45,000 with Diablo 2, but finally going back and killing the butcher 2197 01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:47,120 after all these years was very, very satisfying. 2198 01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,040 And then making it all the way to the end and killing Diablo. 2199 01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:54,200 I liked seeing where the seeds of games that I really love came 2200 01:53:54,200 --> 01:53:56,600 from. Like I really like Torchlight 2201 01:53:56,720 --> 01:53:58,800 and Torchlight 2. I really like Grim Dawn. 2202 01:53:58,800 --> 01:54:02,080 Grim Dawn's fan fucking tastic if you like these style of 2203 01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:07,200 games. And I just it was really nice to 2204 01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:08,920 see kind of like where it started. 2205 01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:12,160 And I've like on GOG, I have all kinds of games that are that 2206 01:54:12,160 --> 01:54:17,960 were considered Diablo likes, you know, Knox Silver, sacred 2207 01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,120 one and Sacred 2. Like those games came after 2208 01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:24,520 Diablo and I enjoy all of those games for what they are. 2209 01:54:24,520 --> 01:54:26,880 And it's like this is the game that inspired all of that. 2210 01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:30,160 So like with that in mind I do know that there are some flaws 2211 01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:32,840 to it and things like that. It didn't age well in certain 2212 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:36,360 aspects and walking around town takes bulking ever. 2213 01:54:36,440 --> 01:54:45,520 But I'm going to give it a solid 7.75 succubi out of 10. 2214 01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:49,040 Suck your bus. Dang, what you doing? 2215 01:54:50,080 --> 01:54:52,680 Out of the whole Diablo franchise is probably the one 2216 01:54:52,680 --> 01:54:56,040 that played the most though this style of game. 2217 01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:58,440 I've probably put more time into Path of Exile. 2218 01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:02,520 I got a lot of nostalgia for it even though I didn't really play 2219 01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:06,040 it that much in my youth. But I guess it's nostalgia for 2220 01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:08,800 that aesthetic of it and that style of gameplay. 2221 01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:14,040 And the simpler, you know, the more stripped down, less tons of 2222 01:55:14,040 --> 01:55:17,200 stuff that you have to go back and redo everything like Dave 2223 01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:19,560 was talking about. I come back to it periodically. 2224 01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:23,400 That's why I want to jump in on this and I really like it so, 2225 01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:26,080 but to be as objective as possible, it is. 2226 01:55:26,280 --> 01:55:29,840 There are some warts on it. There are some things that's 2227 01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:35,400 little tedious but I think where I land on it for me this game is 2228 01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:41,960 A9 scary pentagrams out of 10 shit scared religious youths. 2229 01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:50,400 So then what we have left, gentlemen, is Mr. Puzzles. 2230 01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:52,280 You have prepared something for us. 2231 01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:55,680 Now I will say we're pushing three hours and I don't want to 2232 01:55:55,680 --> 01:55:58,040 keep everybody too long. So if we want to do a truncated 2233 01:55:58,040 --> 01:55:59,840 version. I'm I'm good to go. 2234 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:01,640 Yeah, I can strip. I'm good to go with every. 2235 01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:05,480 How's everything? I have work tomorrow and it's 2236 01:56:05,480 --> 01:56:07,640 already after midnight. I was going to say I'm looking 2237 01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:10,440 at Mikhailov and I know that it's getting late for him and I 2238 01:56:10,440 --> 01:56:13,400 know he works tomorrow, so. Yeah, I can't strip this down a 2239 01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:18,080 little bit, so I prepared a little game for us called Wrong 2240 01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:21,000 Scattergories. So I'll read the rules as 2241 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,880 written and we'll modify it real quick. 2242 01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:27,880 So I'm going to give you guys 2 separate lists of categories he 2243 01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:30,400 ever played Scattergories. Anybody Blank looks all right. 2244 01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:32,440 No, I've said I have a list. Of top. 2245 01:56:32,480 --> 01:56:36,720 I'm sorry. Hey, I have a child. 2246 01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:39,040 I'm a confirmed sex hammer. I've done it at least once. 2247 01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:42,480 I'm glad you said confirmed sex, Haver. 2248 01:56:42,480 --> 01:56:44,520 I do like the phrase sex haver. That is very good. 2249 01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:50,600 Tis I sex haver? Playing I was not always an Arch 2250 01:56:50,600 --> 01:56:57,560 user. So the premise for Scattergories 2251 01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:00,480 is you have a list of topics, you roll a die that has letters 2252 01:57:00,480 --> 01:57:03,640 on it and you have to come up with a word or name or something 2253 01:57:03,640 --> 01:57:05,920 that fits that topic starting with that letter. 2254 01:57:06,160 --> 01:57:09,600 You get double points if you have alliteration, so if it's 2255 01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:15,000 superhero secret identity, if you say Peter Quill for P, 2256 01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:17,240 that's one. Peter Parker, like Willie said, 2257 01:57:17,240 --> 01:57:19,560 would be double but in wrongs categories. 2258 01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:23,000 I'm going to give you 2 lists so you have a little bit of options 2259 01:57:23,160 --> 01:57:25,960 or a letter. Fill that out and then I'm going 2260 01:57:25,960 --> 01:57:29,200 to read the real list, which will be a completely separate 2261 01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:32,880 set of questions and you have to shoehorn whatever you answer for 2262 01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:34,000 those others. That's fun. 2263 01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:39,680 Oh my God this is like old times man. 2264 01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:41,800 But I do it live. I don't understand a fucking 2265 01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:46,080 thing. It will make sense when you try 2266 01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:49,240 to do it. Put me on the spot, dude. 2267 01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:52,240 I feel like I'll figure it out and then we can go. 2268 01:57:53,760 --> 01:57:58,600 Question one, Metal Gears. No, I no longer like you and I 2269 01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:00,000 don't want to be friends with you anymore. 2270 01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:05,440 Dude that will always be my favorite moment. 2271 01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:09,760 Dude seriously you actually got to watch my brain like reformat 2272 01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:13,840 itself in real time. You invented new stage. 2273 01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:18,280 I was on like stage 8 which is karaoke, stage 9 which is 2274 01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:24,000 despair. So I'm going to truncate this 2275 01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:26,800 list real quick. My original plan was to have 2276 01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:29,480 four questions with a fifth final question is a tiebreaker. 2277 01:58:29,480 --> 01:58:33,000 If we need it, we'll knock it down to, you know, we can knock 2278 01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:36,560 it down 3 and then if we need the tiebreaker, we can always 2279 01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:39,040 pull it back. So truncate this real quick. 2280 01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:44,640 All right, we'll post this in chat and hit my dice roller. 2281 01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:47,920 And the letter that we're going to be filling out for, and y'all 2282 01:58:47,920 --> 01:58:51,000 can take a minute and fill these out real quick, is the letter F. 2283 01:58:51,640 --> 01:58:54,400 See, do a text. You can write it down in a text 2284 01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:57,040 pad, note paper, whatever you want to do. 2285 01:58:57,320 --> 01:58:58,560 I'll give you all a minute to do that. 2286 01:58:59,160 --> 01:59:00,520 So what are we supposed to be doing? 2287 01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:03,080 All right, if you look in the chat I posted, let's. 2288 01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:05,960 See that? Got it. 2289 01:59:06,640 --> 01:59:08,960 So you should free change that begin with letter F. 2290 01:59:09,280 --> 01:59:11,520 Yeah, letter F. But it's reverse. 2291 01:59:11,520 --> 01:59:12,800 Well, you don't know it's reversed yet. 2292 01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:14,320 You don't know how it's going to be reversed on you. 2293 01:59:14,720 --> 01:59:19,520 No, you fill out both lists, the one that I give you, and you're 2294 01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:22,440 going to pick one. Like say whenever I read 2295 01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:27,040 question 2 from my list, you get to pick from list list A or list 2296 01:59:27,040 --> 01:59:30,320 B and try and shoe horn it in. So it's going to turn from 2297 01:59:30,320 --> 01:59:34,120 Scattergories into kind of a Cards Against Humanity style 2298 01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:36,280 game where I pick the one that makes me laugh the hardest. 2299 01:59:36,840 --> 01:59:39,200 So that that final one children's show slash film 2300 01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:41,840 character, is that just like 2 and 3 for the same thing? 2301 01:59:41,840 --> 01:59:43,680 Like the choices? Yeah, that'll be the final 2302 01:59:43,680 --> 01:59:46,480 question. OK, so you know, just fill out 2303 01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:49,040 one or if you come up with two, you can have two of them and 2304 01:59:49,560 --> 01:59:50,760 pick the one that you like better. 2305 01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:53,200 I do think it's funny that the listeners are not going to know 2306 01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:55,960 what list you are filling out, so none of this is going to make 2307 01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:58,400 any sense to them, but hopefully this is either going to be 2308 01:59:58,400 --> 02:00:02,240 really funny or a complete train wreck as most of my games go. 2309 02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:05,360 I'm working on my train wreck right now, don't worry. 2310 02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:10,560 All right. All of them with the letter FI 2311 02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:13,120 got 6 answers. Yeah, I think I'm there. 2312 02:00:13,840 --> 02:00:15,600 Why do we get the feeling we're going to get something like for 2313 02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:19,840 Darkman? And, and Mikhailov did say that, 2314 02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:22,480 yeah, he is sitting the game out so he will be back so we can go 2315 02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,520 on without him. So you're like pairing two of us 2316 02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:26,120 against each other or how's this going? 2317 02:00:26,360 --> 02:00:29,760 Oh no, it's a since mix out. It'll be a three-way 2318 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:31,840 competition. Every man for himself who can 2319 02:00:31,840 --> 02:00:34,080 make Dane laugh. And you will get a chance to 2320 02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:36,800 defend your answer. So you're just going to be like 2321 02:00:37,320 --> 02:00:39,240 this. You can try and justify it if 2322 02:00:39,240 --> 02:00:40,440 you can come up with something all right. 2323 02:00:40,720 --> 02:00:42,400 Perfect. All right, so no, Dalton and 2324 02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:43,960 Willie are good. Dave, you still working on it? 2325 02:00:46,320 --> 02:00:49,800 I've literally written nothing down and I'm just going to play 2326 02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:52,720 on the fly of my the fly of my sins. 2327 02:00:52,840 --> 02:00:54,880 Yeah, I think. You know I'm playing the fly of 2328 02:00:54,880 --> 02:00:56,320 my sins, dude. That's going to work. 2329 02:00:56,360 --> 02:01:01,360 Best for me. Fly by the C to your balls so we 2330 02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,520 all good. Is there? 2331 02:01:02,760 --> 02:01:04,360 Let's do it, yeah. Do it. 2332 02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,920 Do it. So the actual categories that 2333 02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:09,840 you have to defend. Oh shit, so. 2334 02:01:10,200 --> 02:01:12,640 I actually really do need to write the actual names that OK 2335 02:01:12,720 --> 02:01:14,440 never mind I will give me a moment. 2336 02:01:14,960 --> 02:01:22,000 Go for. It. 2337 02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:24,080 Do you hum that when you masturbate too? 2338 02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:25,440 Oh. Dude, yeah. 2339 02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:27,560 And when I fiddle with the balls, it's like booty booty 2340 02:01:27,560 --> 02:01:30,680 booty. Jump down a pipe. 2341 02:01:30,680 --> 02:01:31,760 It's like going to your basement. 2342 02:01:33,160 --> 02:01:35,120 That's when you just tap the butt hole lightly. 2343 02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:38,880 I feel like that. Just pressing the button a 2344 02:01:38,880 --> 02:01:40,280 little bit, just. Yeah. 2345 02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:44,440 Putting in a feeler, just making sure it's everything's a OK. 2346 02:01:46,040 --> 02:01:47,120 All. Right, you got a little. 2347 02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:49,040 More. All right, Yeah, it's all 2348 02:01:49,080 --> 02:01:51,520 written down. Just to make sure it's not I can 2349 02:01:51,680 --> 02:01:55,120 cheat so written it all down. Question the first What was 2350 02:01:55,120 --> 02:01:58,760 Deckard Cain's original name before the script was rewritten? 2351 02:01:58,920 --> 02:02:03,200 So you want to pick from the question label #2 on List A or 2352 02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:04,720 List B, and then defend your answer. 2353 02:02:04,880 --> 02:02:07,320 And we'll start with Dalton. Dalton What was Deckard Cain's 2354 02:02:07,320 --> 02:02:09,240 original name before they rewrote the script? 2355 02:02:10,240 --> 02:02:16,320 So Deckard Cain used to walk around, right? 2356 02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,240 And he would find a bunch of like newbie players and he would 2357 02:02:21,240 --> 02:02:23,840 absolutely wrecked them. And that was because, like he 2358 02:02:23,840 --> 02:02:27,600 his name was Foot Buckens. Nice. 2359 02:02:28,560 --> 02:02:35,280 And and he he was just so into to hurting people that they were 2360 02:02:35,280 --> 02:02:37,560 like, listen, listen, you got to change your ways. 2361 02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:42,000 They made him go to church. He he gave his soul to the 2362 02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:45,120 righteous and he went to the government office, other 2363 02:02:45,120 --> 02:02:47,840 otherwise known as the bar owned by the Scottish guy. 2364 02:02:48,240 --> 02:02:52,480 And he he had his name legally changed from foot Buckins to 2365 02:02:52,640 --> 02:02:55,800 Deckard Cain. But if you take Deckard Cain and 2366 02:02:55,800 --> 02:02:59,120 rearrange the letters, it doesn't make any sense. 2367 02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:03,200 But it's still a great a great name. 2368 02:03:04,800 --> 02:03:09,800 Bud Buckins. All right, so is it Butt Buckins 2369 02:03:09,800 --> 02:03:13,040 or Dave? What was Deckard Cain's original 2370 02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:14,440 name before they rewrote the script? 2371 02:03:14,880 --> 02:03:19,520 So before they rewrote the script, and I mean, we all kind 2372 02:03:19,520 --> 02:03:21,680 of know Blizzard's sordid history. 2373 02:03:21,680 --> 02:03:24,920 So I think we can all get behind this one, you know, with the 2374 02:03:24,920 --> 02:03:26,920 Blizz cons and all that stuff that came out. 2375 02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,400 So this this totally makes sense. 2376 02:03:30,360 --> 02:03:37,880 Deckard Cain's original name was fastest fuck Boy, which is he's 2377 02:03:37,880 --> 02:03:42,240 the fastest fuck boy. He is the last remaining 2378 02:03:43,440 --> 02:03:49,000 haradrum, and he and Succubus was run from the pipe. 2379 02:03:53,160 --> 02:03:54,400 Oh fast. He's the reason. 2380 02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:59,640 That they died like that. They're doing it for his 2381 02:03:59,640 --> 02:04:03,600 attention, you see. Oh, OK. 2382 02:04:05,960 --> 02:04:08,800 Oh, Willy, what was Decker Cain's original name? 2383 02:04:09,360 --> 02:04:11,760 Between superhero name or Edgewood wow name, right? 2384 02:04:11,960 --> 02:04:13,320 Yeah, Edgewood. Wow, name it is. 2385 02:04:13,640 --> 02:04:14,800 Don't know which one they picked. 2386 02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:20,040 So The thing is, his parents originally named him Phoenix, 2387 02:04:20,040 --> 02:04:25,960 spelled FENIX Fart 42, and frankly he just changed his name 2388 02:04:25,960 --> 02:04:28,200 because he wanted one that didn't sound that stupid. 2389 02:04:32,120 --> 02:04:35,600 Wow, Phoenix part. Killed by somebody finished part 2390 02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:36,880 42. It'd be so mad. 2391 02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,000 Oh, going hard on that alliteration. 2392 02:04:40,240 --> 02:04:44,280 Oh, so I didn't reveal how I was going to be scoring this 2393 02:04:44,280 --> 02:04:47,040 beforehand, so it's going to be unfortunate. 2394 02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:53,240 So first place gets two points, 2nd place gets one, last place 2395 02:04:53,240 --> 02:04:55,480 gets none. This was balance for four 2396 02:04:55,480 --> 02:05:00,120 players. I got to say this question was 2397 02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:03,400 inspired by a particular meme and Dalton nailed at home. 2398 02:05:03,880 --> 02:05:07,200 So Butt Buckins was in fact his original name for the script. 2399 02:05:07,200 --> 02:05:12,600 So two points for Dalton and Fastest Fuck Boy was the 2400 02:05:12,600 --> 02:05:15,560 alternate that second place. And since you got alliteration, 2401 02:05:15,560 --> 02:05:20,120 you get 2 points to Dave. So Dalton and Dave two and two, 2402 02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:23,080 Willy Rock and that doughnut. So we're going to come in too. 2403 02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:30,320 I'm quite happy to rock your donut if it's please, you know. 2404 02:05:30,560 --> 02:05:34,320 It'll Rev it up. So which one did I leave? 2405 02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:38,480 All right, so next question. The true name of the Sin War 2406 02:05:38,480 --> 02:05:41,360 which happened prior to the events of Diablo. 2407 02:05:41,520 --> 02:05:45,960 So the War of Blank, the Battle of Blank, whatever, you can fill 2408 02:05:45,960 --> 02:05:48,120 that in. So what was the true name of the 2409 02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:51,320 Sin War that happened prior to the events of Diablo? 2410 02:05:51,920 --> 02:05:53,720 And this time, we'll start with how wait. 2411 02:05:53,720 --> 02:05:57,920 Line are we reading from? That's going to be #3 I think is 2412 02:05:57,920 --> 02:06:00,240 what it's listed. So I said that that war was 2413 02:06:00,240 --> 02:06:04,320 called Five nights at fuck boys. Five nights at Fuck The Battle 2414 02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:07,680 of Five nights at fuck boys. It was difficult fight. 2415 02:06:08,800 --> 02:06:11,040 All right, I'm trying to figure out which thing you are 2416 02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:14,680 answering for. I just thought Five Nights at 2417 02:06:14,680 --> 02:06:15,840 Fuck Boys would be a funny movie. 2418 02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:18,000 OK, OK. I got you. 2419 02:06:18,160 --> 02:06:19,840 Do they have to be? Do they have to be real? 2420 02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:21,400 Because that's going to be a problem for me. 2421 02:06:25,440 --> 02:06:27,600 We'll roll with it. I'm making up the rules as I go 2422 02:06:27,600 --> 02:06:30,920 along. All right, Five nights at fuck 2423 02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:34,800 boys. So, Dalton, you're up next. 2424 02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:38,200 What was the name of the Syn War prior to the events of Diablo 2425 02:06:38,200 --> 02:06:38,840 All? Right. 2426 02:06:38,840 --> 02:06:42,520 So the, the crazy thing about this Synmore is that it happened 2427 02:06:42,840 --> 02:06:46,200 atop a a really high mountain, right? 2428 02:06:46,480 --> 02:06:53,200 Like on on the Ridge of it and the war went by like, like 2429 02:06:53,200 --> 02:06:55,400 people talk about it being 100 years of war and everything, but 2430 02:06:55,400 --> 02:06:58,400 really it went by really fast because it was the war of the 2431 02:06:58,400 --> 02:07:02,880 fast times at Ridgemont High. So you just wrote a movie that 2432 02:07:02,880 --> 02:07:04,800 actually existed. Nice idea. 2433 02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:08,840 All right, Dave, what was the true name of the Sin War prior 2434 02:07:08,840 --> 02:07:12,760 to the events of Diablo One? The true name of the Sin War 2435 02:07:12,760 --> 02:07:18,080 prior to the events of Diablo One is actually a very cosmic, 2436 02:07:19,080 --> 02:07:24,160 cosmic thing in that it's it's very meta because the war was 2437 02:07:24,160 --> 02:07:31,080 actually started by a rival video game company and they they 2438 02:07:31,080 --> 02:07:36,000 rallied all of their resources and put all of their all of 2439 02:07:36,000 --> 02:07:40,200 their nation's work and effort behind it to launch the war, 2440 02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:42,760 which was named Final Fantasy the spirits within. 2441 02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:49,640 It happens. Damn, how did I not think of 2442 02:07:49,640 --> 02:07:54,480 Final Fantasy? When you were on the ground 2443 02:07:54,480 --> 02:07:57,840 floor of five nights at Fuck Boys, when the shock troopers 2444 02:07:57,840 --> 02:08:01,840 are fucking in your face, do not think about Final Fantasy. 2445 02:08:03,400 --> 02:08:05,800 Do you remember where you were when they stormed 5 nights? 2446 02:08:06,040 --> 02:08:13,000 At Fuck Boys. Oh, I was caught with my pants 2447 02:08:13,000 --> 02:08:15,600 now on that one. Oh man. 2448 02:08:15,800 --> 02:08:20,160 Damn, this is a hard cowboy, so I'm going to give tough answer 2449 02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:22,520 to the battle of Five Nights at Fuck Boys. 2450 02:08:23,240 --> 02:08:25,920 It's a good one. And you got alliteration, so 2451 02:08:26,440 --> 02:08:28,960 Willie just took the lead. Before hurry for me. 2452 02:08:29,240 --> 02:08:33,960 And 2nd place once again goes to Dave for Final Fantasy Spirits 2453 02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:36,880 Within, and with alliteration you get the double points there. 2454 02:08:36,880 --> 02:08:39,840 So we do have a tie. So we get to go into the final 2455 02:08:39,840 --> 02:08:42,920 round guaranteed. Oh boy, whatever year is not 2456 02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:46,160 going to be useful. And since I'm all about game 2457 02:08:46,160 --> 02:08:49,840 balance, everyone can participate in this, including 2458 02:08:49,840 --> 02:08:52,480 Dalton. If Mick wanted to jump in and 2459 02:08:52,920 --> 02:08:55,840 throw one in, he could steal the win in the last round because 2460 02:08:55,840 --> 02:08:59,120 only one will be went getting the points and this last one 2461 02:08:59,120 --> 02:09:02,000 will be worth 5000 points. Oh my God, all. 2462 02:09:02,240 --> 02:09:05,880 Right. So pulling from question 5 which 2463 02:09:05,880 --> 02:09:09,840 was children's show or film character, the real scatter gory 2464 02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:13,920 question is Diablo Lord of Terror, Mephisto, Lord of 2465 02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:16,320 Hatred, Bail the Lord of destruction. 2466 02:09:16,480 --> 02:09:20,360 But greater than these three prime evils, you have blank the 2467 02:09:20,360 --> 02:09:22,400 Lord of Evil. Fuck you, I'm bluey. 2468 02:09:24,040 --> 02:09:26,120 That's what I've written. That's messy. 2469 02:09:26,440 --> 02:09:27,520 Fuck you, I'm. Bluey. 2470 02:09:29,040 --> 02:09:31,040 So the Lord of evil? Oh. 2471 02:09:31,240 --> 02:09:33,360 The Lord of Evil, Dave, would you? 2472 02:09:33,360 --> 02:09:39,520 Have so the last The last one is 50 Lord of Eastern European, 2473 02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:47,040 Jewish and events. Shalom, my friend sang. 2474 02:09:47,640 --> 02:09:50,080 To the G Ranger. Joke. 2475 02:09:50,200 --> 02:09:53,480 Oh God, Jesus. Full circle. 2476 02:09:54,720 --> 02:09:57,280 So deep. That's a hard one to stand up 2477 02:09:57,280 --> 02:09:57,720 to. Dalton. 2478 02:09:57,720 --> 02:09:58,680 What have we got? Oh. 2479 02:09:58,720 --> 02:10:01,040 Yeah, I know it mines. I mean, I'm, I'm already going 2480 02:10:01,040 --> 02:10:02,760 into this knowing I'm not going to win anyway, so it's OK. 2481 02:10:02,800 --> 02:10:06,240 But like, so hear me out. The Lord of sin, right? 2482 02:10:06,320 --> 02:10:07,160 That's what we're trying to know. 2483 02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:08,720 The Lord of evil. Lord of evil. 2484 02:10:09,160 --> 02:10:10,360 Lord of Evil. Hear me out. 2485 02:10:10,360 --> 02:10:14,600 What if the Lord of Evil wasn't a person, but a place? 2486 02:10:15,160 --> 02:10:18,480 A place that was so evil and filled with so many evil people. 2487 02:10:18,480 --> 02:10:23,240 You think hell is bad? You have not seen the Lord of 2488 02:10:23,240 --> 02:10:26,480 Evil. And the Lord of Evil resides in 2489 02:10:26,480 --> 02:10:31,280 the only place that it could Dane, and that is Fraggle Rock. 2490 02:10:31,880 --> 02:10:33,080 Oh, I thought you were gonna say Florida. 2491 02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:36,120 Now I'm in children's show. Fraggle Rock. 2492 02:10:36,520 --> 02:10:38,680 Florida. Man, Florida man. 2493 02:10:39,240 --> 02:10:42,960 Those doozers actually make structures out of the semen 2494 02:10:42,960 --> 02:10:44,400 that's been extracted from death. 2495 02:10:45,160 --> 02:10:46,880 Cancel date. You just said dudes are with a. 2496 02:10:46,880 --> 02:10:51,320 Hard R. Hey, man, hey man. 2497 02:10:52,320 --> 02:10:55,120 I will say that I I misread it. I misread it. 2498 02:10:55,120 --> 02:10:58,720 I thought it was children's show slash film character. 2499 02:10:59,360 --> 02:11:02,640 Show character I. Wrote down Fraggle Rock and then 2500 02:11:02,640 --> 02:11:05,720 I wrote down for film character Fred Flintstone, so I should 2501 02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:07,800 have went with that one anyway. It was alliteration but I didn't 2502 02:11:07,800 --> 02:11:10,960 see I'm a big dumb idiot and that's why I don't win a game. 2503 02:11:11,200 --> 02:11:13,880 At least you have a huge. That's fair. 2504 02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:18,160 Yeah, well I think the answer is obvious. 2505 02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:22,200 The true Lord of Evil was in fact follow the Lord of Eastern 2506 02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:25,120 European Mass. Dave, congratulations, you are 2507 02:11:25,120 --> 02:11:29,200 the winner of the 1st Annual TSMP Wrong Scattergories game. 2508 02:11:29,640 --> 02:11:31,840 Thank you I I this was a great game. 2509 02:11:31,840 --> 02:11:34,520 I feel like it's the best I've ever performed on any of your 2510 02:11:34,520 --> 02:11:38,000 games ever, and that's probably the only time that I will 2511 02:11:38,000 --> 02:11:39,480 perform in such a fashion. I. 2512 02:11:39,680 --> 02:11:42,080 Don't know y'all always made me go broke one time. 2513 02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:46,880 If you could only remember where they said frog pussy. 2514 02:11:47,880 --> 02:11:49,760 Yeah, yeah. Oh damn. 2515 02:11:49,760 --> 02:11:52,480 That should have been my children's show film character. 2516 02:11:52,880 --> 02:11:56,160 From a pussy. Tis I Frederick frog pussy. 2517 02:11:57,280 --> 02:12:01,880 Hey, hey, I'll announce it here. And Dave, my answer on that one 2518 02:12:01,880 --> 02:12:05,440 was wrong too. Was it really? 2519 02:12:05,600 --> 02:12:08,200 You want to know the real first time that either anyone said 2520 02:12:08,200 --> 02:12:11,160 Frog pussy on tad fog. Yes, of course. 2521 02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:19,280 The what was the name this the Vixens of Mars or? 2522 02:12:21,480 --> 02:12:23,040 Leather goddesses of Phobos, yeah. 2523 02:12:23,040 --> 02:12:25,800 Leather goddess of Phobos. That was the first time it was 2524 02:12:25,800 --> 02:12:28,880 Josh Nance. Oh my God. 2525 02:12:29,360 --> 02:12:33,240 Oh my God. So the deepest of Tad Pog war. 2526 02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:34,760 No shit. Wow. 2527 02:12:35,160 --> 02:12:37,760 I'm gonna text Josh right now. He's gonna be pissed I'm texting 2528 02:12:37,760 --> 02:12:40,600 this late. Unless you ask him what bathroom 2529 02:12:40,600 --> 02:12:42,680 he needs to go in, then everything is gonna be okay 2530 02:12:42,720 --> 02:12:47,680 after that. So before we get into letting 2531 02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:50,680 Dave plug his stuff and Dane plug his stuff and all that good 2532 02:12:50,680 --> 02:12:53,920 jazz, man, we have a host pick to talk about. 2533 02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:56,840 Michelob, your pick is up next, my good Sir. 2534 02:12:57,200 --> 02:12:59,280 What? What do you have for? 2535 02:12:59,280 --> 02:13:03,440 US So this is my first official pick for the show. 2536 02:13:03,520 --> 02:13:07,560 I'm a little excited about this. Don't fuck it up. 2537 02:13:08,480 --> 02:13:09,600 Pick a good one, Mother pressure. 2538 02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:15,600 I've been dropping hints to this pick for the last several 2539 02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:22,200 episodes and I was going to do this as a surprise Christmas 2540 02:13:22,200 --> 02:13:29,000 gift for Willie and Dalton and I just, I couldn't wait and I 2541 02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:31,200 ended up gifting it to him a couple days early, so the 2542 02:13:31,200 --> 02:13:33,640 surprise is a little bit ruined. Thank you for it though. 2543 02:13:35,360 --> 02:13:38,040 But. For the rest of you fine fine 2544 02:13:38,040 --> 02:13:42,680 listeners, I've prepared a a little AD libbed intro that 2545 02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:46,520 Dalton's going to going to echo up and make it sound all cool 2546 02:13:46,520 --> 02:13:48,520 and official in post. But. 2547 02:13:49,000 --> 02:13:53,360 Willie Dalton, the earth is in danger. 2548 02:13:53,800 --> 02:13:57,320 We can't find teenagers with attitudes. 2549 02:13:57,560 --> 02:14:01,760 So I guess it's entirely up to you, Willie. 2550 02:14:02,320 --> 02:14:09,000 You are going to Don the powers of the sabretooth tiger being 2551 02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:12,040 the female that grows a Dick, OK? 2552 02:14:12,520 --> 02:14:20,240 Sure, cool. Dalton you are the leader and 2553 02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:25,120 will dawn the powers of the Tyrannosaurus and Mikhailov 2554 02:14:25,640 --> 02:14:29,520 being the smartest one of the group you. 2555 02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:34,120 Get to. Be figuring out how to get 2556 02:14:34,120 --> 02:14:39,400 random weirdos to play Diablo on Linux computers. 2557 02:14:39,880 --> 02:14:44,520 We'll have the power of the triceratops we are playing my 2558 02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:47,640 friends. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. 2559 02:14:47,840 --> 02:14:49,560 Rita's Rewind. Yeah. 2560 02:14:51,200 --> 02:14:54,080 And that's brand new. Just released yesterday. 2561 02:14:54,080 --> 02:14:56,360 Brand new dude. The reason I gifted it to you 2562 02:14:56,360 --> 02:14:59,960 guys early was because there was a discount for pre ordering. 2563 02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:06,520 So I pre-ordered it for you both and we are going to, we're going 2564 02:15:06,520 --> 02:15:11,960 to go back to the 1990s, nineteen 93 to be specific, and 2565 02:15:11,960 --> 02:15:16,000 we are going to power up our morphers and we are going to 2566 02:15:16,000 --> 02:15:17,920 defeat Rita. Hell yeah, dude. 2567 02:15:17,920 --> 02:15:20,640 I look forward to it. It's Power Rangers in the style 2568 02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:23,040 of that shredders revenge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2569 02:15:23,040 --> 02:15:26,240 game. And I I will say I've played the 2570 02:15:26,240 --> 02:15:30,840 first level and I am intrigued. So I'm hyped man, I love some 2571 02:15:30,840 --> 02:15:32,960 Power Rangers. You know, like it inspired me to 2572 02:15:32,960 --> 02:15:35,960 do a whole last cover that I'll either put at the end of this or 2573 02:15:35,960 --> 02:15:37,520 in the episode next time or both. 2574 02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:39,800 I don't know. So I had a lot of fun doing that 2575 02:15:39,840 --> 02:15:40,160 too. So. 2576 02:15:40,640 --> 02:15:41,600 It's awesome. I've heard it. 2577 02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:43,600 It's great. Came out pretty darn good, thank 2578 02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:44,520 you. Yeah, it was cool. 2579 02:15:45,280 --> 02:15:48,680 I tried, I tried basically for listeners, when you hear it, 2580 02:15:49,240 --> 02:15:52,840 whenever I do put it in, everything but the drums is me. 2581 02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:58,000 So yeah, I, I, I was like, you know, I need to sit down and 2582 02:15:58,000 --> 02:16:00,080 start really just like recording guitar and stuff. 2583 02:16:00,080 --> 02:16:02,960 I have everything I need for it. So I was like, I'll use this as 2584 02:16:02,960 --> 02:16:07,400 an excuse to dip my, dip my. Yeah, I've, I've been dropping 2585 02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:13,680 hints like since I think Willy's pick every, I've been saying a 2586 02:16:13,680 --> 02:16:17,120 little something, Power Rangers every episode in the hopes that 2587 02:16:17,120 --> 02:16:18,960 some of the listeners would have picked up on it. 2588 02:16:19,080 --> 02:16:22,040 And now, after several episodes, he's free. 2589 02:16:22,280 --> 02:16:27,840 And it's time to conquer it. I'm free. 2590 02:16:28,240 --> 02:16:31,000 Like she sounds like coming out something like freezer like, 2591 02:16:31,320 --> 02:16:33,120 yeah, that's gonna gonna be good, man. 2592 02:16:33,799 --> 02:16:38,240 So then before I go and do the whole spiel at the end, Dave, my 2593 02:16:38,240 --> 02:16:41,400 good Sir, plug your stuff man. Yeah, thank you. 2594 02:16:41,400 --> 02:16:43,040 First of all, thanks for having me on the show. 2595 02:16:43,040 --> 02:16:46,000 It was a lot of fun, man. And Oh yeah, dude, I feel like 2596 02:16:46,000 --> 02:16:49,040 I'm talking like a whole bunch and made this like super long, 2597 02:16:49,040 --> 02:16:51,559 so I'm sorry. Not at all, but I'm passionate 2598 02:16:51,559 --> 02:16:53,559 about the topic. No, yeah, it doesn't bother you, 2599 02:16:53,559 --> 02:16:56,959 man. My friends Tyler and Ian and I 2600 02:16:56,959 --> 02:17:00,200 do a podcast called Tadpog, which is short for Tyler and a 2601 02:17:00,200 --> 02:17:03,320 Play All Games. It's podcast where we talk 2602 02:17:03,320 --> 02:17:05,559 about, right now we're talking about a bunch of bad Super 2603 02:17:05,559 --> 02:17:12,080 Nintendo games and we also make a bunch of bad jokes and there's 2604 02:17:12,080 --> 02:17:15,240 a lot of dirty talk. So if you're interested in that, 2605 02:17:15,280 --> 02:17:19,040 you can find us@tadpog.com or wherever you're fine force. 2606 02:17:19,040 --> 02:17:21,480 Them to find the next street Hockey 94. 2607 02:17:21,799 --> 02:17:23,639 And. Talk about video games. 2608 02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:25,840 Sometimes definitely it's. Pretty. 2609 02:17:25,840 --> 02:17:27,440 OK, sometimes. Yep. 2610 02:17:28,799 --> 02:17:30,719 Definitely go listen to Ted Fogg. 2611 02:17:30,719 --> 02:17:32,480 Dave, thank you very much for joining us, man. 2612 02:17:32,480 --> 02:17:34,879 And coming on, I know like as soon as I was like, I want to 2613 02:17:34,879 --> 02:17:37,080 play Diablo, I was like, I got to get Dave. 2614 02:17:37,080 --> 02:17:39,959 I remember hearing him talk all about Diablo and how much he's 2615 02:17:39,959 --> 02:17:42,400 like he loved the original 1 so. I'm glad you did. 2616 02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:44,799 Thank you. He got me fangirling hard Dave 2617 02:17:44,840 --> 02:17:47,600 of last episode when he announced that you were. 2618 02:17:47,719 --> 02:17:49,440 Going to be out. Yeah. 2619 02:17:50,120 --> 02:17:52,559 Niccolo's been like listening to Ted Fogg a lot. 2620 02:17:52,559 --> 02:17:54,160 So when I was like, yeah, Dave's going to be on, he was like, 2621 02:17:54,160 --> 02:17:55,200 what? Like date like that, Dave? 2622 02:17:56,160 --> 02:18:00,240 Nice. Cool, It's nice to meet you. 2623 02:18:00,240 --> 02:18:03,120 I, I know we talked before and, and I know I've talked to to the 2624 02:18:03,120 --> 02:18:05,160 other guys here before, but this is the first time we've. 2625 02:18:05,680 --> 02:18:07,559 Yeah, it was a pleasure. Yeah, man. 2626 02:18:08,160 --> 02:18:09,799 Dane, plug your stuff, my good Sir. 2627 02:18:10,879 --> 02:18:15,639 So you can hear me over on Dana and Jeff's media dump we release 2628 02:18:15,639 --> 02:18:18,760 on the alternate Thursdays from Steam Machine. 2629 02:18:18,760 --> 02:18:22,400 So the last episode we did was Raising Arizona last week. 2630 02:18:22,440 --> 02:18:26,400 You can go on there and hear all about me and Jeff dealing porn 2631 02:18:26,520 --> 02:18:29,040 with our friends when we were in high school, or you can turn in 2632 02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:32,320 next week when we're doing, I think, another Nick Cage movie 2633 02:18:32,320 --> 02:18:34,719 that I can't remember the title of right now, because this is 2634 02:18:34,719 --> 02:18:36,760 Nick Cage months, we're doing Cage Fest. 2635 02:18:36,959 --> 02:18:39,559 Yeah. Also, you know, lots of Dick 2636 02:18:39,559 --> 02:18:43,760 jokes and tangents galore. All right, and then make a love. 2637 02:18:43,840 --> 02:18:45,920 You also have things to plug, so plug them. 2638 02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:52,000 So you can find me on YouTube at Team Retro if you are interested 2639 02:18:52,000 --> 02:18:57,920 in hearing more about the MSI trip, I've got a video where I 2640 02:18:57,920 --> 02:19:01,760 give some initial impressions of the new MSI Claw coming up next 2641 02:19:01,760 --> 02:19:05,120 month. And I'm was also on the retro 2642 02:19:05,120 --> 02:19:08,400 handhelds podcast, Retro handhelds dot GG. 2643 02:19:08,719 --> 02:19:13,840 And you can also see my written articles on that what same exact 2644 02:19:13,920 --> 02:19:17,600 website and come say hi in the Steam Machine discord. 2645 02:19:17,840 --> 02:19:22,680 I'm got my own little home there, so come by, say hi, talk 2646 02:19:22,680 --> 02:19:25,959 about some games and some retro handheld devices. 2647 02:19:26,440 --> 02:19:27,920 Yeah, for sure. Willie, you got anything? 2648 02:19:27,920 --> 02:19:30,000 Yeah. I've been really enjoying retro 2649 02:19:30,000 --> 02:19:34,879 achievements that are lately. It is a great effortless plugin 2650 02:19:34,879 --> 02:19:39,520 to Retro Arch that just lets you play these old games while 2651 02:19:39,920 --> 02:19:41,639 competing with your friends and all that. 2652 02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:46,840 Nate is about to pass me. He's like about 100 points below 2653 02:19:46,840 --> 02:19:50,200 me now and he'll probably pass me before the time we actually 2654 02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:53,440 upload this episode, so. Wear it up. 2655 02:19:53,840 --> 02:19:56,040 Well, then that just leaves some house cleaning and then we can 2656 02:19:56,040 --> 02:19:58,600 get on up out of here. If you would do us a favor and 2657 02:19:58,600 --> 02:20:00,840 please go leave us a review wherever you get your podcast. 2658 02:20:00,840 --> 02:20:02,560 That really helps us out. Five stars. 2659 02:20:02,600 --> 02:20:04,400 You know, even if you didn't like the episode, give us five 2660 02:20:04,400 --> 02:20:05,360 stars and tell us why you hate us. 2661 02:20:05,960 --> 02:20:08,600 That would be great or you know, whatever the positive rating is 2662 02:20:08,600 --> 02:20:09,840 over on Spotify, I don't remember. 2663 02:20:09,840 --> 02:20:12,080 I think it's a thumbs up or something like that. 2664 02:20:12,200 --> 02:20:14,880 If you want to join the discord, as everyone has mentioned, you 2665 02:20:14,880 --> 02:20:16,520 know, it's a it's a wonderful, wonderful place to come hang 2666 02:20:16,520 --> 02:20:19,200 out. Bit dot LY slash TSMP Discord, 2667 02:20:19,200 --> 02:20:20,800 all capital letters. You want to check out the 2668 02:20:20,800 --> 02:20:23,880 website kept up to date by Mr. Puzzles up there. 2669 02:20:23,880 --> 02:20:28,280 Dane bit dot LY slash the Steam Machine podcast capitalized 2670 02:20:28,280 --> 02:20:32,480 phonetically Patreon if you would want to donate to the show 2671 02:20:32,480 --> 02:20:34,280 because you like us and you want to support us, it would really 2672 02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:36,680 mean a lot to me at the moment because I am out of work and any 2673 02:20:36,680 --> 02:20:39,720 little bit helps. patreon.com/the Steam Machine 2674 02:20:39,720 --> 02:20:42,720 Podcast A dollar a month gets you every episode early ad free 2675 02:20:42,880 --> 02:20:46,040 and you know, you get the the banter in the beginning of each 2676 02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:49,400 and every episode that is, you know, so like I think with this 2677 02:20:49,400 --> 02:20:53,600 week was like half an hour. So you get, you know, sometimes, 2678 02:20:53,600 --> 02:20:56,160 sometimes it's sometimes it's short and sometimes I got to be 2679 02:20:56,160 --> 02:20:57,440 like, all right, guys, let's get to the episode. 2680 02:20:58,920 --> 02:21:02,360 So patreon.com, if you donate $10 or more a month, you get 2681 02:21:02,360 --> 02:21:03,880 your name right on each and every episode like these 2682 02:21:03,880 --> 02:21:05,880 wonderful people. Nate, Sir Cogsworth, the 7th of 2683 02:21:05,880 --> 02:21:07,840 Juniper Jeff, the original expendable Mr. Syllables, old 2684 02:21:07,840 --> 02:21:10,600 Jeffy Lube. Also, he's a duck a research 2685 02:21:10,600 --> 02:21:12,240 Adam. Shout out to his podcast revival 2686 02:21:12,240 --> 02:21:14,360 and extinction team retro. Go check him out over on 2687 02:21:14,360 --> 02:21:16,080 YouTube. Mr. Puzzle's name himself Chad 2688 02:21:16,080 --> 02:21:17,840 the mad lad. No goddamn see in his last name, 2689 02:21:17,840 --> 02:21:22,600 Schaefer flying Brian Doran Gray and the RPG Wolverine. 2690 02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:25,200 Logan J. I'm going to start calling you 2691 02:21:25,200 --> 02:21:27,720 Logan J because I really feel like I pronounce your last name 2692 02:21:27,720 --> 02:21:29,560 wrong every time and I feel bad about it every time. 2693 02:21:29,600 --> 02:21:32,200 So Logan J. Other than that, check out the 2694 02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:37,000 JRPG Report biweekly JRPG news show sales. 2695 02:21:37,000 --> 02:21:39,360 One I do has been real light, real light on news lately. 2696 02:21:39,360 --> 02:21:43,960 But I do have a interview lined up this Saturday with somebody 2697 02:21:43,960 --> 02:21:49,160 for the first episode of the the Sunday special top 10 JRPGS that 2698 02:21:49,160 --> 02:21:51,480 I want to do with people. So I want to get that rolling. 2699 02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:53,840 And then I'll start trying to find some more people to 2700 02:21:53,840 --> 02:21:55,880 interview for it. So that'll that'll be fun time. 2701 02:21:56,000 --> 02:21:58,200 Other than that, then boys, we'll be back in two weeks. 2702 02:21:58,200 --> 02:22:01,320 Talk about some Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. 2703 02:22:01,320 --> 02:22:03,920 Oh, that was one of the things I was going to bring up. 2704 02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:05,360 But it doesn't matter because I don't forgot. 2705 02:22:05,360 --> 02:22:08,200 So until next time everybody take it easy. 2706 02:22:21,600 --> 02:22:41,960 Hey of God never seen before. 2707 02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:54,520 They of God make it a little more than the even of the scorn. 2708 02:23:00,200 --> 02:23:06,720 Go 1 can never take them down if our eyes on the House side. 2709 02:23:11,780 --> 02:23:18,340 Go go Power Rangers. Go go Power Rangers. 2710 02:23:22,020 --> 02:23:26,340 Go go Power Rangers. You Mighty Morphin Power 2711 02:23:26,340 --> 02:23:36,520 Rangers. They know. 2712 02:23:37,280 --> 02:23:39,920 They know what is lying in their hands. 2713 02:23:45,320 --> 02:23:49,880 They know only use their weapons for defense. 2714 02:24:00,960 --> 02:24:04,480 Look, our eyes only had a sign. Ay ay, ay, ay. 2715 02:24:08,200 --> 02:24:19,240 Go go Power Rangers. Go go Power Rangers, go go Power 2716 02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:21,120 Rangers. Nobody won't wake up. 2717 02:25:11,080 --> 02:25:23,440 None. Go go Power Rangers. 2718 02:25:27,120 --> 02:25:32,440 Go. Go Power Rangers Go. 2719 02:25:32,440 --> 02:25:36,200 Go Power Rangers. You Mighty Morphin Power 2720 02:25:36,480 --> 02:25:40,760 Rangers. Go. 2721 02:25:40,760 --> 02:25:45,880 Go Power Rangers. Go. 2722 02:25:45,880 --> 02:25:51,120 Go Power Rangers. Go, go.