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This week, almost The Machine 
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You, you, you took the time to 
to think about whether you 

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could. 
But you never you, you never 

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stop to think if you should. 
And there Sir, there and lies 

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the problem. 
Steamy. 

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Cue the music. 
Hey everybody, welcome back to 

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another episode of the Steam 
Machine Podcast. 

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My name is Alton. 
Joining me this week is 1/2 The 

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Destructor Bros. 
Sorry, that was my attempt to do

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the Ian Malcolm laugh, which is 
so hard to parody because if you

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watch it, it's crazier than 
people's impressions of it. 

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Anyway, I'm Lily. 
How are you? 

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I'm doing all right, buddy. 
Yeah, the Ian, Ian Malcolm is 

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his own, his own thing. 
You can't see it, but right over

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here I have a banner that Ryan 
gave to me when I was up there 

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in New York. 
That's like a little Asian 

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thing, but on there I have my 
pins and one of them is the 

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Jurassic Park logo, and instead 
of saying Jurassic Park, it just

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says Jeff Goldblum. 
Hell yeah dude, one of the most 

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amazing actors in a movie that 
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Stern to STEM. 
Yeah and became my favorite 

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because I was a child watching 
the first Jurassic Park and when

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he walks up and he takes off his
sunglasses and he goes that is 1

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big pile of shit. 
Me and my friend laughed so hard

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and rewound it and played it 
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cackling 'cause he said shit. 
Yep, and that's oh dude I was 

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absolutely when I was a kid. 
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me oh Jurassic Park's an R rated
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So it took a while for me to 
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Turns out it's not even R rated,
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But you know, that also means 
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was at a sleepover at a friend's
house and it was not a good 

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movie. 
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Philip K Dick adaptation about 
little swords running through 

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the desert and chopping people 
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Interesting, that sounds like 
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It wasn't as wild as rubber, it 
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maybe, I don't know. 
Fair enough. 

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Fair enough. 
How you been, my good son? 

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Like there were. 
Oh, go ahead. 

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Yep. 
That was just, there were like 2

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factions on the planet and then,
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mining union and then someone 
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mining union. 
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which were these living swords. 
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form and basically became 
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And it was a really stupid and 
crummy movie, but, you know, 

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fair it it it, you know, it, it 
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I remember that sleepover, at 
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I also remember playing the game
Sheamus for the Commodore 64 on 

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that guy's computer. 
Well, how are you, my good Sir? 

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What you been up to? 
Man, I have been up to so much. 

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I have been really really busy 
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I'm not the biggest expert on 
Jurassic World evolution because

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I started a new job this week so
it's at a well known grocery 

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store. 
I am only getting paid to work 

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there, not to market for them. 
Therefore, I'm not going to name

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them, but I'm having a great 
time so far. 

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That's good, man, That's good. 
It's good to like like the job 

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that you have because I've 
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where I didn't. 
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But like, the people there are 
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Even, you know, the customers 
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Like I've dealt with one guy who
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seemed to respond well to being 
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you. 
That sucks. 

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Yeah, I I just like you. 
You learn to pick out the ones 

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that you got a tiptoe around. 
Like, I will never forget a guy 

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that used to come into Harvey's 
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cashier. 
You never asked him how his day 

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was going. 
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find everything OK? 
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doing? 
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him that once. 
And he goes, how am I doing 

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Terrible. 
Your president hates white 

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people like me. 
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bro. 
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oh, God, change the subject. 
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Did you find everything OK? 
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doesn't just. 
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I just remembered I need to go 
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shelves. 
I'll be back. 

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Yeah, it's just like, oh, let 
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subject as quickly as possible. 
Oh my God. 

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Like so you learn that you'll 
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then you kind of like learn how 
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Yeah, no, do not want that. 
Do not at all. 

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But like, you know, for the most
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surprised by is they they really
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hello, thank you and smiling to 
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you just saying thank you to 
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Like they're really friendly. 
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to just be treated like people, 
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Oh yeah, man, because there's 
there's plenty of grocery stores

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and stuff like that as you go in
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could give a shit. 
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it's like it doesn't really 
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it's more noticeable when you go
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like, Hey, welcome in how you 
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Kind of thing. 
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was really nice. 
Like I've had some fun 

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conversations with customers and
so far I've been really enjoying

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it. 
So that's neat. 

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Because of that, I didn't get 
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the show, so you're definitely 
going to have to take the lead 

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on the game mechanic part 
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on the game. 
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just fucked with sandbox mode, 
but yeah, I can talk about some 

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of the mechanics. 
For sure, for sure. 

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Let's see, what else do I have 
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I've been playing a little bit 
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Visual Pinball X. 
I finally beat the built in high

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score on the Getaway High Speed 
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Oh yeah, and that's a pinball 
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Yes, yes. 
I hear The Getaway. 

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I think of like the old, there 
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call the Getaway so. 
Yeah, yeah, it's, it's it's a 

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sequel to a game called High 
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Basically, it's based on this 
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pulled over for speeding in his 
hot rod one day and decided to 

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build a car around it or build a
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I can see that. 
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LaGrange as the main music in 
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Yeah, it it. 
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Just like, you know, I'm not the
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man, that's good driving music. 
I'll tell you what, I don't know

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what this made me think of it, 
but like I've been hankering 

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lately for a good point and 
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I don't know why, I don't know 
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I think it just took me to full 
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Oh yeah, yeah. 
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Topping and LaGrange, and then, 
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Energy, that's exactly. 
I just pictured that guy on his 

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bike riding and just LaGrange 
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haven't played a good point in 
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Shit, what was that cat's name? 
What was the main guy from Full 

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Throttle? 
I'm not putting in my. 

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Mouth. 
He had a cool name. 

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Yeah, that exact dude. 
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What was his name? 
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No Tim Shaffer. 
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Ben Throttle? 
Really. 

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Ben Throttle? 
That's hilarious. 

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Yeah, it was Ben. 
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Throttle. 
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in the game. 
It was a that was a Tim Schafer 

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joint. 
I think he's the guy that behind

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Psychonauts too. 
Yep exactly true. 

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All of that is 100% correct. 
And man that game had a cool ass

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fucking voice cast with fucking 
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Fucking Mark Hamill and I always
blanket her name but she played 

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Mom on Futurama. 
I don't remember. 

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I know the character you're 
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the actress who plays. 
I'll look her up real quick, 

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mom. 
Futurama actor Tress McNeil. 

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OK, yeah. 
No, see, my my brain would have 

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went to Peggy here. 
Peggy Bundy. 

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Yeah, and I'm like, dude, I 
swear to. 

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Yeah, I swear to God. 
Her Casey Segal. 

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I swear. 
I have. 

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No, Katie, you're right. 
It wasn't Casey. 

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It was Katie. 
I swear to God I have no proof 

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of this. 
I really do think that one of 

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the voices in Monster Bash 
Pinball, the voice of the Bride 

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of Frankenstein, it sounds so 
much like her that it drives me 

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crazy. 
Like if that isn't, if it isn't 

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her I, I don't even know. 
It's, it's a, it's a 

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possibility. 
I'll tell you what. 

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Yeah, but like, I've even looked
up people trying to prove it 

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because I looked it up and other
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there's no evidence. 
She is an absolute badass and 

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Sons of Anarchy. 
Oh, I haven't seen sons say 

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Anarchy. 
I I really only know her from, 

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you know, fucking married with 
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Which are both bang on some of 
the best comedy shows of all 

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time. 
And then she goes and does Sons 

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of Anarchy where she plays the 
mom of a biker and she is just 

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such a badass. 
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like, that's a really serious 
like drama about bikers, right? 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
It was that like that era of 

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Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, 
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The prestige TV shows that were 
really killing. 

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It yeah that were just way 
better than they had any right 

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to be yeah FX we know I. 
Forgot about Sons of Anarchy, I 

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need to watch this show. 
Yeah, I never finished it, but 

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it was good. 
Let's see, there was another 

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pinball game I was really 
enjoying too. 

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Oh, Monster Bash I'm getting 
better at. 

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I mean, I just kind of 
accidentally segue to that by 

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bringing up Kate, Katie Sagal. 
But I had my best game of that 

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on virtual pinball this week too
'cause I got four of the 

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instruments. 
Unfortunately, the two 

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instruments of the rock band I 
didn't get were The Bride of 

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Frankenstein and Dracula. 
So my rock band didn't have a 

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singer or a lead guitarist. 
So it was not a rock band it. 

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Was like Dream Theater minus the
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So you just had like. 
I had Dream Theater minus John 

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Petrucci AKA Nothing is. 
It really intricate rhythms. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got, I got 
the Creature from the Black 

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Lagoon's saxophone. 
I got the Wolfman's drums, the 

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Mummy's bass and. 
It makes sense. 

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Frankenstein's Organ. 
It makes sense to me that the 

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Creature from the Black Lagoon 
would have the best lung 

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capacity to do to do the 
saxophone I like. 

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That yeah, I do. 
I do like that a lot. 

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I also think it's funny that, 
like, some of them make a lot of

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sense, like, Frankenstein is the
organ because he's made out of 

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organs from all those different 
people, you know? 

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Yeah. 
And of course, Dracula's the 

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lead guitarist because he's 
like, you know, the most 

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bombastic personality of the 
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My dad was putting a bandage on 
his arm today and he's like, 

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man, I'm starting to look like 
Frankenstein. 

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And I looked at him and I said 
you don't need a bandage to look

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like Frankenstein. 
Oh, and of course the Wolfman is

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the drums because I got to get 
my sticks, man. 

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Yeah, he thought like, oh, damn,
where was London up here? 

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But yeah, he, he's like, got 
this like, hip cat voice when he

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becomes the werewolf. 
But when he before you get the 

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full moon, he like, just talks 
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He's like, I don't want the moon
to turn, I'll change. 

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And then he becomes a wolf and 
he's like, oh, all right, 

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brother man. 
I love it. 

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Yeah, it's a very fun game. 
Like, I mean, come on, Can you 

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imagine the I the idea of just 
like the Universal Monsters 

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forming a rock band that is like
code built for me, you know? 

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For sure 'cause I remember how 
much you liked the monster prom.

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Yeah, Monster prom. 
Yeah, Yeah, prom was one we 

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played. 
Yeah, yeah, we played prom. 

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We haven't done camp or the 
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that. 
I think I got it free on epic or

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something. 
Yeah, Camp is a sequel, and 

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there's the third one now, and I
don't remember what it is. 

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Yeah, Camp was the 1 I actually 
was introduced to the series by,

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and I watched a video, people 
playing Camp, and I thought it 

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was so fun that I had to have us
play Monster Prom for the show. 

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And I really think that was like
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create. 
Yeah, that's fun. 

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That's a fun game. 
I think, let's see. 

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Aside from that, I don't think I
have that much else. 

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Word. 
I haven't done anything super 

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exciting. 
I have been playing some video 

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games. 
I've been playing a. 

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Little I do have some video game
chat too, but I want you to go 

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next. 
I I've been playing a little 

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rogue trader Warhammer 40K rogue
trader. 

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Yeah, so you've been telling me 
a little bit about Warhammer 

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lore too. 
So I'm all about like, what do 

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you got to teach us about war 
hands? 

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Well, so I don't know a ton. 
Like I've just like I decided to

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start trying to learn some of 
the lore since I'm going to play

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this game that's like 100 hours 
long. 

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So I've just been kind of 
learning about. 

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Well, I watched a video where 
this guy was talking to Jesse 

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Cox and Jesse Cox has started a 
new series called Tell Me About 

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because he's like, I just want 
people to tell me about things 

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that they're interested in. 
And he had this guy who's a 

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YouTube for 40K on and they were
just talking about the series. 

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And basically what it amounted 
to was this is very much a, if 

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you want to get into the 
tabletop game, it is a 

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disposable income hobby. 
Do not get into this game if you

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do not have disposable income. 
So right there I was like, OK, 

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well, tabletop's out of the 
question for me then. 

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But I, I like the video games. 
I want to learn about the lore. 

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So I found a podcast that he 
does with a friend of his. 

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I think his name's back 
backseat, something like that 

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anyway, where his friend knows 
nothing about Warhammer so he's 

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telling him about him. 
So I listened to the episode 

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about the orcs because they 
cracked me up. 

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Yes. 
Oh man, so like when you told me

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that you were getting into 
Warhammer lore a little bit like

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I told you, Yeah. 
The one thing I really know 

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about Warhammer aside from the 
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the orcs believe stuff so hard 
that it causes it to change 

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reality and like if they paint 
their ships red it makes them 

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faster. 
Yeah, so. 

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Because they believe red shit is
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Orcs are very simple minded, 
apparently they've never known 

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anything but war so the concept 
of peace does not exist to them 

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and they are just big lumbering 
war brutes. 

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Right? 
When Co. 

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When I was watching Co talking 
about it earlier, he said, oh, 

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OK, they're kind of like 
Klingons then. 

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And I was like, I could see that
comparison. 

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So anyway, he oh, excuse me, So 
orcs, they have a power called 

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the war. 
Now when orcs told it's all 

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right, it's real cockney when 
they say war like they're saying

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war, but it comes out war. 
So it's WAGH, the war, and it is

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this collective power, power 
that orcs have where when they 

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believe something, it makes it 
it makes it true. 

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Now Kana, listening. 
Kana, if you're listening, you 

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know way more about this than 
me. 

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Feel free to correct me on any 
of this and show chat, please. 

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So as you said, they believe 
that red is the fastest color. 

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So if they paint their stuff red
because they all believe so 

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strongly that red is the fastest
color, it will go fast. 

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It will go super fast. 
The human army once came upon a 

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orcish, I think it was a couple 
specs. 

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Space marines actually came 
across an orcish like tank or 

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like truck or whatever it was 
and they looked at the engine 

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and it was a piece of paper with
a little crudely drawn engine 

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and red crayon. 
And that was the engine. 

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And but because the orcs 
believed that it would work, it 

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did. 
There are some people that say 

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the Emperor is only still alive 
because the orcs just believed 

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that he like they don't know any
different. 

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One of the stories I read was a 
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their ship out in space and then
one of them realized hey 

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shouldn't we be wearing space 
suits and they all died. 

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Because only at that moment they
realized they weren't getting 

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oxygen. 
Yeah, before that they just 

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believed, oh OK, we're gonna go 
fix the ship and they didn't 

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think anything of it, so it 
didn't affect them. 

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The story that's. 
Using. 

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Was from was from that podcast 
that I was listening to but 

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someone had taken and animated 
it. 

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This is so good. 
And it's like a squad is facing 

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off against an army of orcs and 
the captain of the, I'm going to

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call it space Marines, I don't 
remember if it was or not, but 

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the captain of the little squad,
they're all, they're basically 

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they're out of ammo. 
And this orc is approaching him.

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And he doesn't know what to do. 
So he just thinks about the 

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like, what he knows about the 
wall and stuff. 

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And he looks at the orc and just
goes bang. 

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And the orc drops dead. 
And him and his comrades kind of

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just realize, oh, shit. 
Oh, OK. 

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So they start boom, boom, boom, 
bang, bang, bang, bang, bop, 

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bop, bop, bop. 
And they're just making noises. 

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And all these orcs are dropping 
dead. 

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They're clearing them out right 
until this group of this group 

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of orcs comes rushing towards 
them and they're ignoring the 

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bullets that the quote UN quote 
bullets that are being fired at 

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them. 
And they just hear this murmur 

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of orcish voices going I'm a 
tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank, 

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I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a 
tank, I'm a tank. 

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So they weren't taking damage 
because they were an armored 

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tank. 
Fucking incredible dude. 

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Like one of the a high-ranking 
orc Chieftain got sent back in 

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time, he found himself and then 
killed himself because he wanted

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a second copy of his favorite 
weapon, and it threw everything 

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into chaos. 
Like even the wah didn't know 

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what to do in the situation. 
Like there's just some 

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ridiculousness that comes with 
orcs that I absolutely love. 

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And it's like they come and 
fight you by the millions of 

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billions. 
So when you've got a billion 

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orcs all believing something 
really strongly, it just makes 

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it exponentially more powerful 
than you can imagine. 

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It's wild. 
Absolutely wild. 

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It's such a good like idea for 
like a racial advantage, 

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especially because it also leads
to the stupid things like them 

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dying when they suddenly realize
they don't have the space suits.

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Like that is just so funny. 
Yeah, or like a, you know, a 

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human picking up one of their 
weapons and the weapon just 

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falls apart because it's a piece
of shit. 

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They don't have the wall to make
it work. 

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Yeah, it's incredible, dude. 
So I've been messing around with

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Rogue Trader. 
Not too much to say on that game

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yet. 
I need to get deeper into it but

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I am enjoying it. 
I feel like my jump into 

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actively involving in Warhammer 
is going to be playing Bolt Gun 

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because it has been bought for 
me. 

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I own it on Steam, I just 
haven't installed it yet. 

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But it's a boomer shooter in 
this incredible setting and I 

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can't wait to go explore it. 
Yeah, Bolt Gun. 

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I've played a few levels of it. 
That game is really fun. 

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Right up your alley for sure. 
I played a little Far Cry 5 

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today. 
The only fun story I have from 

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that is today I'm talking to an 
MPC and he's like telling me 

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about like a stash that I can go
find. 

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Then all of a sudden he just 
goes look out there's a cougar 

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and I stepped to the right and 
turn just the time to see that I

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had sidestepped the cougar and 
it is now mid launch. 

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And then just nails the dude I 
was talking to and takes him to 

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the ground and starts clawing at
him and I'm like oh shit. 

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That feels very red dead. 
I had to, it was I had a quick 

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draw and just start shooting at 
it and be like get the fuck out 

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of here. 
I ended up having to revive the 

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guy, but all worked out in the 
just like look out, there's a 

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cougar. 
I didn't realize it was right 

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behind me. 
Like bro, you could have said, 

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well, I guess you know, they're 
quiet. 

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So maybe he didn't see it 
coming. 

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But. 
Yeah, I think he probably told 

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you as soon as he realized it 
was a problem, dude. 

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And then today I was also 
messing with a game called 

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Kenshi now. 
I saw that. 

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I don't know what Kenshi is. 
Kenshi is literally like a 

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sandbox game. 
There is no main story. 

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There is a world with lore and 
you kind of start out in it and 

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it's almost like single player 
Ultima Online where there are a 

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lot of skills that you kind of 
just raise as you're just doing 

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things. 
I wanted to fool around with it,

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so I I cheated a little bit 
because I'm like. 

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I can't believe it. 
It's one of those games I want 

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to learn the ropes of it before 
I dive into play it because it 

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is complex as far as things that
you can do. 

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But there was a moment where me 
and my 3 little squad mates that

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I had gained, we're running 
between towns and we got 

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attacked by a giant group of 
cannibals. 

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So they come at us and they all 
have like wooden clubs but we 

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have like swords. 
So we're fighting them off and 

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then. 
Another group comes running up 

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to me right after this, like we 
had just cleared these dudes out

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and these other people come up 
to me and they're like, are you 

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part of the Holy Empire? 
And I'm like, and they're like, 

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if you're part of the Holy 
Empire, why do you have these 

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beasts travelling with you, 
which we know my companions 

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weren't human. 
And I told the dude, I said, no,

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I'm not part of the Holy Empire.
And these beasts are my 

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comrades. 
And you will not talk to them 

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that way. 
And he's like, then you'll die. 

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And they started attacking us 
and it was like, Oh my God. 

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So combat in this game is 
brutal, going unforgiving and 

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we're fighting. 
I cut 1 of the dudes arms off 

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one of my people, Satella gets 
gutted and she falls to the 

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ground and I don't save her in 
time so she bled out and died. 

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Died right my character and 
Twith my SO Zinder is the name 

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of my guy. 
So Zinder and Twith both got 

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knocked out and that just left 
Reku who she was just kicking 

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some ass. 2 dudes picked up my 
two guys while I wasn't paying 

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attention while I'm still trying
to keep Reku alive. 

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Took them back to the city, 
threw them in jail and then sold

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them into slavery. 
Shit. 

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Oh well, like I'm trying to get 
Reku, she finishes fighting and 

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I'm getting her arrested and 
everything. 

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So I had to take her, go break 
them out and then run away. 

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It there's a lot of shit. 
You could so you could switch 

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control to Zendu or Reku to get 
break Zendu out. 

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Yeah, that's so cool. 
Yeah, or you can, you can play 

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as your characters who are in 
jail and you can like practice 

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picking locks on your own 
shackles. 

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They'll get free if you want, 
you can help other people at 

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night get out of their shackles 
so they can escape. 

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There's a lot of, there's a lot 
of shit you can do 'cause it's 

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basically just a do whatever you
want game. 

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So this is Senchi, right? 
Kenshi. 

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Kenshi, my bad. 
Yeah, highly recommended to 

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somebody who really enjoyed 
playing games like Ultima Online

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or the games that have a lot of 
skills that you like to see go 

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up when you're doing things but 
doesn't hold your hand. 

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There is an absolutely 0 hold 
hand, hand holding. 

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00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,520
There are tutorials that pop up,
but it's not an easy game. 

445
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,960
So your main dude, what's what's
their main style? 

446
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,600
What do they do? 
So the, the starting path that I

447
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,960
chose was soldiers, soldiers, 
son. 

448
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:32,080
And all you have is like your 
dad's sword and some money to 

449
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:36,200
your or no, no, no, I'm sorry. 
I picked a lone wanderer, which 

450
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,680
was I had 1000 CP and a sword to
start with and that's it. 

451
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,840
And the rags on my body. 
What's interesting is there's 

452
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,440
different play styles. 
So like you can start as a 

453
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,640
trader and then it's like games,
game style, trading, RPG. 

454
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,400
The Wanderer that I pick says 
game style RPG. 

455
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,400
There's one of them that's like 
game style real time strategy. 

456
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,200
Like there's different depending
on what you're doing. 

457
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,840
There are different ways to play
the game. 

458
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,320
So I could just like pick a 
different like character class 

459
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,600
and play it like a souls like 
or? 

460
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,240
Something oh it's already kind 
of like souls like but the the 

461
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,800
combat is very much more like 
WAS and D moves your camera 

462
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,160
around and you Click to move and
stuff and then you click and 

463
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,080
they run up and they start auto 
attacking fighting. 

464
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,960
That does definitely does not 
sound like something I am good 

465
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,200
at. 
Me neither. 

466
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,720
I had a lot of fun with it, but 
I'm not good at it yet. 

467
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,680
I got knocked unconscious a lot 
in that game and killed a lot. 

468
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,040
Well, maybe it has potential to 
be a future game for the show, 

469
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,480
because it does sound really 
interesting. 

470
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,240
Yeah, it would be interesting if
we could come up with our own. 

471
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,200
You'd have to kind of like role 
play it to have a story to tell.

472
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,120
Because other than that, like I 
said, there's no, there's no 

473
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,240
stories, there's no real quests 
or anything. 

474
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,960
And it's funny that we've never 
done any kind of role play thing

475
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,200
together because both of us are 
interested in that. 

476
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,880
And we have mutual friends, 
several of them who have been in

477
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,920
role play games with me. 
But you know, fucking I'm still 

478
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,040
hoping one of these days you 
make it a Mortal Kombat game you

479
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,640
wanted to do. 
Yeah, I have AI have a bunch of 

480
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,000
ideas. 
It's just like sitting down and 

481
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,160
figuring them out. 
Yeah, plus you know how 

482
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,920
difficult it is to schedule? 
Like that's what happened to my 

483
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,440
last role-playing game is 
scheduling. 

484
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,480
It just killed it. 
It kind of makes me want to come

485
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,320
up with just like a few one shot
things. 

486
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,880
Oh dude, I there was 1 you 
talked about called Morn which 

487
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:30,520
you said was an F like based on 
FPS games, like it was an RPG 

488
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,400
based on Doom, Quake, that kind 
of thing. 

489
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,000
And I would absolutely love to 
do a one shot of that. 

490
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,480
And if if you wanted we could 
even record it. 

491
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,920
But I don't want to promise 
anything, but it might make a 

492
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,520
good Patreon bonus or something 
like that. 

493
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,720
Well, yeah, that's what I wanted
to do. 

494
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Is like, if I do, if we do 
tabletop type stuff I wanted to 

495
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,880
put up on the Patreon and then 
if we're ever like down a week, 

496
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,320
throw one up on the main feed. 
Is it a teaser? 

497
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,600
Yeah. 
Maybe get people interested to 

498
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,000
come to the Patreon. 
I listen to the rest of them, 

499
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,280
yadda yadda yadda, like that 
kind of thing. 

500
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,240
But it's definitely on my list 
of things to do. 

501
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,400
I need to go on my itch account 
and look through all of my TTRPG

502
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,040
stuff that I own. 
Cuz there's a fuck load and a 

503
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,120
metric fuck load. 
There's like a wrestling 1. 

504
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,880
There's all kinds of stuff that 
would be fun. 

505
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,320
But Speaking of fun, my good 
Sir. 

506
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,800
Or wait, no, you said you had 
some gaming talk you wanted to 

507
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,440
get into, correct? 
I lost track. 

508
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Fair enough, fair enough my good
Sir. 

509
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,920
Well, we played a fun game in my
opinion. 

510
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,280
This this week we played 
Jurassic World Evolution, and 

511
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,520
here is the obligatory wiki 
booty of bullshit that is. 

512
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,120
Jurassic World Evolution is a 
construction and management 

513
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,960
simulation video game developed 
and published by Frontier 

514
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,840
Developments based on the 2015 
film Jurassic World. 

515
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,680
The game was released in June of
2018 for PlayStation 4, Windows,

516
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,120
and Xbox One. 
A Nintendo Switch port of the 

517
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,400
game was released in 2020. 
In the game, players construct a

518
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:57,320
dinosaur park on La Cinco 
Muertos Archipelago, a group of 

519
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,160
five islands known as the Five 
Deaths. 

520
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,160
The game features more than 
forty types of dinosaurs. 

521
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,560
Their genes can be modified to 
introduce new features. 

522
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,240
Players are given contracts to 
fulfill by three divisions, the 

523
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,360
Science Division, Security 
Division, and the Entertainment 

524
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,280
Division, allowing for them to 
progress. 

525
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,800
A sandbox mode set on Aisle 
Nublar. 

526
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,960
The setting of the 1st and 4th 
films can be unlocked and it can

527
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,960
also be used from the main menu 
without having to be unlocked. 

528
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,960
So what was your first 
impression loading into this, my

529
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,920
good Sir? 
You know, I was really grateful 

530
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,040
for not only how well 
tutorialized it is, but also the

531
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,560
fact that Dr. Ian Malcolm is 
immediately in your shit. 

532
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:41,920
Like dude, this is the greatest 
character in Jurassic Park. 

533
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,480
You might think it's 
Tyrannosaurus Rex, you might 

534
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,160
think it's the Velociraptor, you
might think it's Alan Grant. 

535
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:52,840
Nah, fucking Ian Malcolm, the 
greatest character. 

536
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,480
And he immediately comes at you 
with full SAS double barrel of 

537
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:02,040
like taunting you for playing 
God while also helping you do 

538
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,360
it. 
It's amazing. 

539
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,200
Yeah, he is. 
And it's actually Jeff Goldblum 

540
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,040
doing the the voiceover too. 
And he is. 

541
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,560
He is, yes, very passive 
aggressive. 

542
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,480
Yes, Oh my God. 
Like, congratulations on 

543
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,600
bringing back a Tyrannosaurus 
Rex. 

544
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,720
The last time I saw one of 
those, I was running from my 

545
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,600
life from it. 
But yeah, good on you. 

546
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,800
Good on you for for bringing 
that back. 

547
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,360
Yeah, that's, that's the vibe he
brings for the most part. 

548
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,120
Yeah. 
Yeah, he he he celebrates your 

549
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,920
accomplishments while 
simultaneously being like, we 

550
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,280
shouldn't be doing this shit. 
I'm Ian Malcolm, the guy that 

551
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,680
told everyone we shouldn't be 
doing this shit. 

552
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,920
That's kind of like the the 
Jurassic Park game that I had 

553
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,160
for the original PlayStation of 
the Lost World dress. 

554
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,960
It's a park game. 
When you 100% of that game, you 

555
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,480
got a cut scene of Dr. Ian 
Malcolm FMV style telling you, 

556
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,000
congratulations, you've done 
everything you can in this game.

557
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,040
Well, now why don't you go 
outside, you know, let the wind 

558
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:03,240
blow the stink off of you, talk 
to girls, go do something else. 

559
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,240
It's just he just like you do 
all this work and he just roasts

560
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,200
you for it. 
It's fantastic. 

561
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,440
Yeah, but I mean, Ian Malcolm is
great in this game. 

562
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,000
And there's also like 
representatives of each of the 

563
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,240
three branches, because one of 
the things you've got to do in 

564
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,680
the game is balance the needs of
the science team, security team 

565
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,160
and entertainment team. 
So each of them has a lead that 

566
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:28,280
are very interesting to talk to.
Yeah, you wouldn't know Bryce 

567
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,240
Dallas Howard's character from 
Jurassic World, but she does pop

568
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,560
up in this game as well. 
I'm trying to remember, is it 

569
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,080
Doctor Wu? 
Is that his name or is it Doctor

570
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,320
Wong the the evil scientist guy?
Well, I say evil scientist. 

571
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,480
That's kind of a spoiler for 
Jurassic World, but yeah, that 

572
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,000
the the damn he. 
Henry Wu. 

573
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,240
Wu That's what I thought yeah. 
Doctor Wu, he is in this game as

574
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,800
well. 
So was that your just that was 

575
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,560
your first thought was that that
So go into more about the 

576
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,360
tutorial because I ignored it 
because I didn't need to so. 

577
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,240
Well, I felt like that like 
basically the game just it 

578
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,080
basically says like, you know, 
build this to do this, we'll 

579
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,880
give you like $100,000 or 
whatever. 

580
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,720
And like when you first start 
the game, you're not making any 

581
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,160
money. 
You have no inflow of money 

582
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,920
whatsoever. 
So like, yeah, I just chose to 

583
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,800
do everything that they said, 
which also I thought was, this 

584
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,920
is also an early thing. 
I thought, which I had one 

585
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,280
Struthiomimus and 1 Triceratops 
and my park. 

586
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,720
I looked at the settings and it 
said, hey, people are leaving 

587
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,680
your park because you have a 
poorer variety of dinosaurs. 

588
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:43,200
And I'm like, motherfucker, I 
have a beautiful tropical island

589
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,880
with a triceratops on it and 
you're bored here. 

590
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,280
#First world problem. 
Right. 

591
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,200
No kidding. 
No, I I get it, dude. 

592
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,600
I get it. 
You know it's the. 

593
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,120
Same. 
You you want to go back to the 

594
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,360
Cincinnati Zoo and see a tiger? 
OK, cool. 

595
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,800
Meanwhile I have a Triceratops. 
It's like when I would be 

596
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,320
playing Planet Coaster and dude 
would get off one of the 

597
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,240
intricate roller coasters I 
built or downloaded and put in 

598
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,560
and he'd be like, I want to go 
ride the Ferris wheel. 

599
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,760
I'm like, motherfucker, are you 
seriously you? 

600
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,600
Just can't please some people I 
guess. 

601
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,520
Maybe that's just realism, but 
like, all I can think of is you.

602
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:23,240
This is a beautiful island off 
the coast of South America in 

603
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,160
the tropics. 
Even if you're fucking done with

604
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,800
the triceratops hanging out at 
the hotel, we probably have a 

605
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,360
pole. 
Like, you really want to go home

606
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,760
now? 
You're like, oh, I've seen the 

607
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,680
triceratops. 
I've seen two of its horns. 

608
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,480
I'm done. 
I yeah, it's interesting. 

609
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,840
Like I I typically try to 
release more than one of each 

610
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,040
because they, yeah, like to live
in herds and stuff. 

611
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,040
It was really amusing to me to 
see a triceratops become the 

612
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,080
alpha of the group too. 
Like I liked it a lot and. 

613
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,840
It does help to do like the 
little viewing stations where 

614
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,880
they can peek in the customers 
can go and see a little. 

615
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,720
Better, yeah, you can build a, 
you can build a viewing station 

616
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,400
on the perimeter fence and it 
lets the customers get a really 

617
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,200
good view of it instead of just 
standing outside the fence. 

618
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,040
So it's good to build like 
several of those around the 

619
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,040
park. 
Yeah. 

620
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:17,440
Now I do want to say most of my 
playing experience with the 

621
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,520
first Jurassic World Evolution 
comes from the PlayStation 4 

622
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,280
because I owned it on that and 
played a lot of it on that. 

623
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,520
I had a lot of issues. 
Did you finish it on the 

624
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,920
PlayStation? 
4 on the PS4, I got all I think 

625
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,840
I got all the way to like the 
4th island at the time. 

626
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:41,400
But on on this one. 
I just played through a save 

627
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,040
that I had from back when I had 
acquired this game before I 

628
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,640
bought it. 
And what I'm getting at is when 

629
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,800
I when I loaded into it and was 
playing it, I would play for 

630
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,840
about roughly 10 minutes and 
then the game would just freeze 

631
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,920
and I would have to restart my 
computer right? 

632
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,760
It was, it was it was real weird
or it would freeze and it would 

633
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,640
hang and then it would crash. 
Looked it up. 

634
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,920
Apparently this game just 
doesn't really like Windows 11 

635
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,720
that much. 
So I was like, all right, fair 

636
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,280
enough. 
So I installed Jurassic World 

637
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,080
Evolution 2 and was playing some
of that earlier. 

638
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,680
And I don't know if my, my 
sandbox mode, I was just 

639
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,200
introducing too many dinosaurs 
in, but it finally started 

640
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,400
spiking my CPU to 100% usage. 
And then it finally it crashed. 

641
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,400
And I googled that and people 
were like, yeah, these games are

642
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,600
cool and all, they're just not 
very good, well optimized for, 

643
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,600
for PC. 
So I'm like, all right, that 

644
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,520
makes sense. 
But it sure is a neat idea 

645
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:33,880
though. 
Oh. 

646
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,640
Yeah, it's it. 
They're they're tremendous 

647
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:40,240
games, so. 
Like very early on too, I like 

648
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,720
noticed I wasn't bringing in any
income and like when I finally 

649
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,760
got a few more dinosaurs set 
down, like you know, you start 

650
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,720
off with one struthio minus and 
that is not going to pay the 

651
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,640
bills. 
But I had like a Triceratops 2 

652
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,840
Struthio minus's and it like 
finally started to break even 

653
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,680
and I'm like, oh, OK, so I'm 
going to need to balance, you 

654
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:05,040
know, income and outflow from 
the park with contracts because 

655
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,280
again, you get paid by the 
security the. 

656
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,680
Security and science, yes and 
the the different quests they'll

657
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,520
give you like the security guy 
might be like let one of your 

658
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,000
dinosaurs break out and then 
yes, put them to sleep, put them

659
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,920
back in there and fix the fence 
and. 

660
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,760
I did that question. 
Jeff Goldblum hated it. 

661
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,440
He's like, man, I regret saying 
all that good shit about the 

662
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,520
security guy a minute ago. 
Yeah, please don't let him hear 

663
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,120
me say that. 
No, I heard it. 

664
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,520
Oh yeah, there was like a little
inner balance because yeah, the 

665
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:43,120
the science officer also had a 
similar with the Yeah, yeah, 

666
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,960
that's so funny. 
With the Bryce Dallas Howard 

667
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,120
character. 
Yeah, I I really enjoyed the the

668
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,120
characters a lot. 
The character voice overs were 

669
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,560
really good and. 
But in in doing the quest, it 

670
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,320
helps you build up money, but it
also helps raise your your star 

671
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,280
levels and stuff. 
And then beginning getting a 

672
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,080
better park also contributes 
more to the star levels than 

673
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,240
that. 
But like the the further you get

674
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,520
into and you're doing the 
missions that unlocks different 

675
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,600
things like you need a certain 
amount of stars to unlock 

676
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,800
certain later on dinosaurs you 
need certain amount of stars to 

677
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,199
unlock certain researches the 
first. 

678
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:18,679
You have to get at least three 
stars on the first island before

679
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,840
you can go to the second, for 
instance. 

680
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,679
Yeah, the, the first island is 
very much, here's the basics 

681
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,320
that you need to know. 
You need to build a research 

682
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,800
station. 
You need to build an expedition 

683
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,960
station. 
You need to build a Ranger 

684
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,480
station, have some dinosaurs. 
And then it's like, Oh yeah, by 

685
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,719
the way, you need to put in a 
hotel because that's going to 

686
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,760
generate money. 
You need to put in a like a 

687
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,480
shirt, T-shirt shop. 
You need to put in food, 

688
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,040
bathrooms. 
Like there's all kinds of stuff 

689
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,440
that you have to kind of think 
about. 

690
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,440
And let me tell you, it's nice 
to throw down 4 souvenir shops 

691
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,679
and you set one to like a Dino 
hat, one to a Dino shirt, you 

692
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,159
know, you set each one to a 
different thing. 

693
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,800
And you charge, charge those 
motherfuckers. 

694
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,400
You're on. 
You paid to come to a island 

695
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,080
covered in dinosaurs. 
You were in an island in the 

696
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,400
middle of the ocean with 
dinosaurs. 

697
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,920
Motherfucker, you're going to 
pay $50.00 for this little T Rex

698
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,800
shirt and you're going to 
fucking like it. 

699
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,960
Because let me tell you, if 
people start complaining about 

700
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,120
the price, suddenly the path to 
the exit disappears and the so 

701
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,000
does all the fences. 
So don't fuck with me people. 

702
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,320
This motherfucker played Punnett
Custer. 

703
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,000
He knows. 
Yeah, it's like, I don't know, I

704
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,280
don't fuck around with that. 
You are in my head. 

705
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,760
You are luxury people. 
If this place actually existed, 

706
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,440
I could never afford to go 
there, so I'm not worried about 

707
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,240
the people who can. 
This is the one percentest of 1 

708
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,200
percenters. 
I went full. 

709
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,280
Capital. 
They can pay $7.00 for a goddamn

710
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,280
hat. 
Yeah, exactly. 

711
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,800
Oh, more than that. 
More than that. 

712
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,280
They're paying. 
They're paying $20.00 for a hat 

713
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,800
at least. 
But yeah, so you, you set all 

714
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,440
that up. 
I remember when I was playing 

715
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,800
this on PS4, my buddy Joey 
thought for a split second that 

716
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,400
the game was racist because I I 
named my hotel Gring Gringos 

717
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,480
Locos, Gringos Locos. 
And he goes, doesn't that mean 

718
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,600
crazy white people? 
And I said, yes, it does. 

719
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,400
He was such a bit racist. 
And I said, no, I put it there. 

720
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,280
He was like, why? 
I said, because only crazy white

721
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,400
people come into a place like 
this. 

722
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,760
And he went, you know what? 
That's fair enough. 

723
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,440
Oh yeah, this is the hotel of 
horror movie victims. 

724
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,560
I was. 
Like bro, they're the Isle of 

725
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,680
the Isles of the Five. 
Day islands of the five desks, 

726
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,200
the Cinco, Muertos, Muertes. 
Yeah, it's like not dude, it's 

727
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,880
like not you got to be crazy to 
go there. 

728
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,760
So that's why. 
But yeah, so the first island is

729
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,480
very much that. 
And then you they introduce you 

730
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:39,920
your first carnivore, which I. 
Sera sera it it starts with 

731
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,120
Ceratto. 
I think it's Ceratosaurus. 

732
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,160
Is it just Ceratosaurus? 
Yeah, I got a list of the 

733
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,640
dinosaurs up so. 
Yep, Yep, Ceratosaurus. 

734
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,840
That's correct. 
You get that's your first one 

735
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,880
and be sure to build a second 
separate cage for him. 

736
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,960
Oh my God. 
So I didn't. 

737
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,200
And I was like, you know, I'll 
put a feeder down. 

738
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,200
I'm sure he'll be fine. 
He immediately ran over an ADA 

739
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,360
Struthy. 
Oh my goodness. 

740
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,120
Eventually, and what I was 
trying to recreate today in 

741
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,880
Evolution 2 when the game 
crashed, is I want to recreate 

742
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,600
what I used to do in Operation 
Genesis, which is I would build 

743
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,800
a really big enclosure and I 
would release a ton of 

744
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,160
herbivores in there and get them
set up with the feeding and all 

745
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,880
of that, and they're fine. 
And then I would just start 

746
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:26,160
slowly introducing carnivores 
and I would have a big sidewalk 

747
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,360
walkway going around the entire 
thing. 

748
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,360
I'm talking miles, bro, going 
around this entire thing. 

749
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,040
People would have to walk. 
And I would just put viewing 

750
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:39,680
stations and I would put down 
every quarter mile. 

751
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,200
I just put a row of stores, 
food, bathrooms, stores food, 

752
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,280
bathrooms and just profit. 
You're a monster. 

753
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,080
Now in Jurassic World Evolution 
2, I'm going to do that for the 

754
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,080
land ones, but then I also have 
this big open water area that I 

755
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,280
have the water creatures in 
because that was a thing they 

756
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,000
added in the second one, but. 
Yeah, there's water in the first

757
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,480
game, but it's mainly just for 
drinking. 

758
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,560
It doesn't let you put down like
megalodons or whatever. 

759
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,880
Are there megalodons in two? 
Yes. 

760
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,040
Hell yeah. 
So in so in the first game that 

761
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,360
like I said, the first island 
you go through that. 

762
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,560
The second island, when you get 
to that one, is more about. 

763
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,800
Weather. 
Conditions. 

764
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,600
Storms. 
Yeah, because a big storm can 

765
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,600
come through, obviously, like if
you've seen the first movie and 

766
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,520
knock the power out and suddenly
the dinosaurs start breaking out

767
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,960
of their shit. 
I enjoyed that when I first 

768
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,080
joined that map. 
It starts off with the weather 

769
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,840
alert in action and like you can
hear the weather alert in 

770
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,680
several different languages and 
heard it like doing the weather 

771
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,680
alert in like Spanish and 
Japanese Chinese. 

772
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,240
And I was like cool, I almost 
understand the Spanish and I 

773
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,160
barely understand the Japanese. 
I know Kudasai. 

774
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,840
Yeah, this is that album. 
That album, that Island, very 

775
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,120
much helps you with learning how
to handle weather situations. 

776
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,120
It's also set up really nicely 
too, because it starts off with 

777
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,840
two separate Hammond Research 
Center, so you can hatch like 

778
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,520
your carnivores in one section 
and your herbivores in the 

779
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,080
other, whereas you had to 
actually do that on purpose on 

780
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,920
the first island. 
Yeah, and I believe that is the 

781
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,520
island where you can start doing
some researches and finding 

782
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,040
velociraptors. 
Velociraptor, yes, Yeah, I was 

783
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,680
getting close to Velociraptor 
when it was coming time to 

784
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,640
record. 
Those fuckers are so cool and 

785
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,440
they generate some money but man
they're paying in the day. 

786
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,520
Oh yeah, I mean, the Jurassic 
Park Velociraptor might be the 

787
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,200
signature dinosaur of the 
Jurassic Park movies. 

788
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,360
Like, obviously the T Rex is the
star of the show or whatever, 

789
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,920
but the way that Velociraptor is
depicted in Jurassic Park is 

790
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:48,760
like, it's so fucking just 
transcendental, you know? 

791
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,080
Like I feel like that is like a 
new horror monster in movies. 

792
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,360
Yeah. 
The clever girl. 

793
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,960
And while while I'm thinking of 
it, if you're playing this game,

794
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,120
one of the first things you want
to do when it unlocks is 

795
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,320
research new fence types. 
Oh, get the electric. 

796
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,360
Because get the electric and 
then later on get the heavy duty

797
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,040
fence. 
Like you need to start upgrading

798
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:15,080
that once you start getting into
the more heavy duty dinosaurs. 

799
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:19,360
Like if you just took AT Rex and
threw it into a normal fenced 

800
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,320
area, it is just going to smash 
that shit down with no problem. 

801
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,440
You can throw that one into an 
electrified fence and it 

802
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,280
probably be OK, but there are 
some that'll just blow through 

803
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,360
the electrified fence and you 
got to like like the Indominus 

804
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,840
Rex you really got to deal with.
Oh shit, you can get the 

805
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,120
Indominus? 
That's awesome. 

806
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,720
Yeah, yeah, I think in Evolution
1 the only ones you can get are 

807
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,400
the Indominus Rex and the 
Endoraptor, which the Endoraptor

808
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,400
is fucking terrifying. 
Take everything you know about a

809
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,400
Velociraptor and then give it 
like night vision, an echo 

810
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,920
location shit like they're the. 
Bat Raptor. 

811
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,280
They're not anything, Yeah, 
they're nothing to fuck with, 

812
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,640
bro. 
They're like vampire Raptors. 

813
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,080
It's Batman and a velociraptor 
at the same time. 

814
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,080
Screw. 
You, they're intense. 

815
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,440
Yeah, man, some of my some of my
favorite herbivores and stuff 

816
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,000
like you can get in the game. 
Like I've always loved the 

817
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,480
Ankylosaurus. 
Oh yeah, classic dude. 

818
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,400
They're just like a tank. 
Yeah, I was gonna say they are 

819
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,640
the tank. 
They're like armored with spikes

820
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,360
down the side and they got that 
big armored ball tail like a 

821
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,560
cannonball. 
They're awesome. 

822
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,600
I loved them in Warpath Jurassic
Park which was a dinosaur 

823
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,920
fighting game. 
Oh, that's right, I forgot about

824
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,520
that one. 
Nice. 

825
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,360
Yeah, that game wasn't great, 
but I loved it. 

826
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,120
It was. 
It was neat. 

827
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,120
It wasn't good, but it was neat.
Yeah, and of course you got 

828
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,200
like, you know, you can unlock 
the T Rex at some point. 

829
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,160
Velociraptors. 
There's the Spinosaurus, which 

830
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,280
interestingly enough, 
Spinosaurus feeds on fish, so 

831
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,760
you have to put in a a water 
feeder for them. 

832
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,280
Something that I love is the 
Giganta Gigantosaurus. 

833
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,680
I think it's how you say it. 
It is often confused with the T 

834
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,040
Rex 'cause they're kind of 
similar, but it's a bit larger, 

835
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,680
a bit more menacing I believe. 
Was there like a 

836
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,440
Dreadnoughtosaurus? 
So that was what I was about to 

837
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,160
say too. 
Is the Dreadnoughtus. 

838
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,960
Dreadnoughtus. 
So the Dreadnoughtus is 

839
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,960
absolutely massive and the 
discord, I was sharing some 

840
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,880
comparisons and it's one of 
those like a brachiosaur, you 

841
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,360
know, long neck boys. 
But it's neck is absolutely 

842
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,400
huge, dude. 
They're the Brock Lesnar of Long

843
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,160
Neck Boys. 
Brachiosaurus, Lesnar. 

844
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,440
Yeah, there you go. 
They're just, they're absolutely

845
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,440
beefy. 
One that I love only because of 

846
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,120
the name. 
I can't even tell you what it 

847
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,640
looks like right off the top of 
my head, but the name of it I 

848
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,760
adore is Chung Kingosaurus. 
Chung, Kingosaurus. 

849
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:41,920
Yeah, CUARCHUNGKINGO hours. 
It's, it's just that is such a 

850
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,680
great name that I just I, I love
it. 

851
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,600
Is it like a Chinese one? 
Yes. 

852
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,600
There's definitely a few that 
were discovered in China. 

853
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,400
Like I've run into one that was 
like it began with Yuan. 

854
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,360
It was Yuan something and it was
really cool. 

855
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,680
Also just a it was a variation 
with stegosaur. 

856
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,320
I think I actually sent you a 
message about it, so I should be

857
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,960
able to find it. 
Hold on, it was the why 

858
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,680
Yongosaurus? 
Oh yeah, Hoyongosaurus. 

859
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,760
Yeah, those are cool. 
Really cool shit. 

860
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,600
Now, while I'm thinking about 
it, I do want to say this game 

861
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,520
Beautiful graphics are beautiful
2 is beautiful 2. 

862
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,080
I remember this blew my mind on 
PlayStation 4 when I first 

863
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,320
loaded it up because I was 
coming from, like I said, 

864
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,720
Operation Genesis, which was a 
PlayStation Two game. 

865
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,160
So that was quite the jump 
graphically. 

866
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,360
And it was just so cool to be 
like in the game, hearing Ian 

867
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Malcolm and all these other 
people talking to me and then 

868
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,280
and like, you know, later on 
when you get access to going to 

869
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,080
Aisle Nublar and Dr. Grant shows
up and stuff, it's just, it's 

870
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,960
just stupid cool. 
And like it's really seamless 

871
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,560
too. 
Like you could be in a huge zoom

872
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,520
and just not realize like it 
looks like a strategy game from 

873
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,680
like like Civilization four or 
something. 

874
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,800
But then you can zoom in and in 
and in and in and like bring a 

875
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,440
Jeep in and look at it and it's 
all one like it's one rendering.

876
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,240
It's really like, you get really
close to it. 

877
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,800
It's really cool. 
Yeah, it's, it's, it's a very 

878
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,520
beautiful game, very good for 
screenshots. 

879
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,080
Mm Hmm. 
Yeah, like I sent a couple of 

880
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,560
random ones on to Dalton from my
just what I've got going on on 

881
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,920
my computer right now. 
And by the way, I remembered 

882
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,040
when I wanted to talk about 
about games, it was you were 

883
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,360
sending me stuff for Doom, The 
Dark Ages. 

884
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,680
Oh, right. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

885
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,640
So Doom the Dark Ages just came 
out. 

886
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,160
Doom 6, we've really need to 
talk about that soon, But I 

887
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,640
wanted to try to install on my 
computer, so I bought a month of

888
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:41,280
a game pass and unfortunately I 
didn't have a ray tracing 

889
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:46,120
enabled card. 
So Dalton sent me his next 

890
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:54,000
second in line, not only his GPU
but also his CPU from that and 

891
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,560
two 816 gigabyte RAM sticks. 
Unfortunately, my plate, my 

892
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:06,200
power supply sucks, so I wasn't 
able to get it working. 

893
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:13,320
I was able to get one of the RAM
dims working, but so dalton's 

894
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,320
got a the the PSU that ran those
coming to me. 

895
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,160
So we'll be trying to run those 
soon and I'm looking forward to 

896
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,640
it. 
I have a good feeling about it. 

897
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:27,080
Dalton has made Doom 6 sound 
fucking awesome and I I kind of 

898
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,800
hope you'll stream it to me 
sometime because sadly the power

899
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,160
supply was supposed to show up 
today but it didn't so. 

900
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,000
Yeah, man, I'm done. 
It is a fantastic game. 

901
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,280
We can touch on more on that 
maybe on the next episode. 

902
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,040
I get a little more time into 
it, but it is it is a fantastic 

903
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,920
game for sure. 
But you know, I just you having 

904
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,000
the stuff is only going to like 
make the show better, so it's 

905
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,360
fine by me you. 
Know, yeah, I really appreciate 

906
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,040
it. 
You're an absolute Mensch for 

907
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,720
that. 
No problem. 

908
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,000
Oh my good Sir. 
Now to get back to Jurassic 

909
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,080
World evolution, I have some 
basic dinosaur facts for you. 

910
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,520
OK, let's hear them. 
In 1842 the English naturalist 

911
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,840
Sir Richard Owen coined the term
Dinosauria, derived from the 

912
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,720
Greek Dinos meaning fearfully 
great and Soros meaning lizard. 

913
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,080
Dinosaur fossils have been found
on all 7 continents. 

914
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,800
All non avian dinosaurs went 
extinct about 66,000,000 years 

915
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,600
ago and there are roughly 700 
known species of extinct 

916
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,640
dinosaur. 
So I found interesting now. 

917
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,920
One thing I think it's really 
interesting about dinosaurs 

918
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,720
scientific names is most 
dinosaurs are named by their 

919
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,600
genera. 
So you hear Stegosaurus, that's 

920
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,360
the genus name, but you don't 
really hear a species name much 

921
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,520
because most of them are like 
Stegosaurus, Stegosaurus or 

922
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,080
whatever. 
But the one species name you do 

923
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:50,760
hear is the genus Tyrannosaurus,
because the species name is Rex 

924
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,120
and it just sounds so good that 
no one calls it anything other 

925
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,760
than Tyrannosaurus Rex or T Rex.
Yeah, it's a sweet ass name. 

926
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,680
It's so cool. 
One of the aquatic creatures in 

927
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,480
Evolution 2 is an Attenborough 
Hours. 

928
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,200
Oh, like, but it's the 
Edinburgh, Yeah, the guy that 

929
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,880
did the voice over for a lot of 
great nature documentaries. 

930
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,800
Also, did you know the dude in 
the first Jurassic Park movie 

931
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,840
that played Hammond is David 
Attenborough's brother? 

932
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,960
I did not know that. 
Yeah, it was. 

933
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,240
I think John Attenborough let me
double check that. 

934
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,880
That's crazy. 
Richard Attenborough played John

935
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,040
Hammond. 
That's where I was getting John 

936
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,840
from. 
Yeah, that makes sense. 

937
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,240
Yeah, Richard Attenborough, the 
brother of David Attenborough. 

938
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:38,880
Also, in the novels, apparently 
John John Hammond is much more 

939
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,640
obviously the villain, whereas 
he kind of skates in the movie 

940
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,040
as just the guy that set up the 
park and then it happens. 

941
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,520
Yeah, I it's been a long time 
since I read the book. 

942
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,400
I read it in high school. 
I should read that again now 

943
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,680
that I'm a fucking adult, I'd 
probably appreciate it a lot 

944
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,640
more. 
But yeah. 

945
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,720
I was asking anything about 
like, I was asking about horror 

946
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,080
books recently because I was 
like, again, I've been playing a

947
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:02,080
lot of Monster Bash pinball and 
I'm like, hey, so which of the 

948
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,480
books between Dracula and 
Frankenstein is the one that 

949
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,440
reads better today? 
And he's like, dude, 

950
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,240
Frankenstein fucking clears 
Dracula. 

951
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,840
Bro so I have and it's probably 
available online and if I can 

952
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,800
find it I'll send it to you. 
Not that this is the way you 

953
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,400
would want to read it, but I 
have Frankenstein but it is 

954
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,480
Jungi Ito animated. 
Oh wow. 

955
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,520
Yeah, you know, drawn. 
Not an well, you know what I 

956
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:23,920
mean? 
Yeah. 

957
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,040
Illustrated. 
Thank you. 

958
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:29,640
But it's Frankenstein told by 
Jungi Ito, and it is awesome. 

959
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,080
Not dude, I I have mad respect 
for Juju Gito. 

960
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,040
So yeah, I could. 
I, I think I feel like I would 

961
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,920
want to reread it first, but 
absolutely would love to look at

962
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,280
that. 
And let me tell you dude, 

963
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,520
reading The Lost World after 
seeing the movie The Lost World,

964
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,800
the book The Lost World is so 
fucking different from the 

965
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,840
movie. 
It is so much more scientific. 

966
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,640
There's so much more other shit 
going on. 

967
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,320
Like it is like nothing like the
movie, but it's still a good 

968
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,640
book. 
I just, I really would like to 

969
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,040
reread those. 
I wonder if I still have them 

970
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,040
around. 
I have to look anyway, but yeah,

971
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,760
dude, this, this game, it just 
basically the challenges build 

972
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,040
up. 
My favorite part of any of these

973
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,240
types of games is, of course, 
sandbox mode. 

974
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,400
Give me unlimited money and let 
me just build a fucking awesome 

975
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,960
park. 
And that's what I like to do, 

976
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,880
man. 
And this game's sandbox mode 

977
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,160
does not disappoint. 
You know, you can go out on 

978
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,840
aisle, aisle Nublar, which is a 
nice sized area. 

979
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,880
And I'll say in Evolution 2, 
it's an even bigger area that 

980
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,560
you can do for sandbox mode. 
But dude, just being able to go 

981
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,000
out there and don't get me 
wrong, I think if you choose 

982
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,400
sandbox from the menu, it skates
this. 

983
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,520
But if you're in campaign and 
you go to Al Nublar, you can 

984
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,360
only use dinosaurs that you've 
unlocked. 

985
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,600
So you still have the incentive 
to go and do missions to get the

986
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,200
stars to unlock the certain 
dinosaurs. 

987
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,640
I mean, that sounds like a fun 
way to play it, even if you 

988
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,320
don't have all the limitations. 
And one thing that I didn't get 

989
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,840
to play on the PlayStation 4 
version that I own on PC. 

990
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,480
So hopefully I can get it 
running right one day as there 

991
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,480
are two DLC Claire's world, I 
think it's called, which Claire 

992
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,120
is Bryce Dallas Howard's 
character, the redhead chick, 

993
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,720
she's from Jurassic World. 
And then the other one is return

994
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:16,360
to Jurassic Park, which takes 
you back to 1993, going to the 

995
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,400
original Jurassic Park and you 
try to fix everything wrong with

996
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,000
it. 
So it drops you into a park that

997
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,480
is a recreation of the original 
Jurassic Park. 

998
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,320
And you have to go in and, like,
fix where the T Rex got out, put

999
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,440
the T Rex to sleep, put it back 
in its pen, wrangle the velocity

1000
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,040
cluster Raptors, like all of 
that stuff. 

1001
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,120
It's super cool. 
Yeah. 

1002
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,720
It's about all I have. 
Other than that, it's just a 

1003
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,240
game that you need to go play 
and experience because it's not 

1004
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,720
a lot of. 
I mean, there is story, but it's

1005
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:45,680
more so just like the thrill of 
building the parks for yourself,

1006
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,320
up for yourself. 
Yeah, and the interactions 

1007
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,440
between the leaders of the 
factions, I guess. 

1008
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,240
Yeah, yeah. 
And the banter. 

1009
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,400
The banter makes it. 
It's so good. 

1010
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,360
Yeah. 
So you wanna give it a rating, 

1011
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,160
my good Sir? 
We got some questions to get 

1012
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,360
into, so I don't wanna drag on. 
That's fine. 

1013
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,400
I mean I feel like I shouldn't 
give it to. 

1014
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,360
Here's the thing, I only ended 
up getting about like 3 hours of

1015
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,320
gameplay because I've been mega 
busy this week with my new job. 

1016
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,840
So I'm going to give it the 
score that I give games when I 

1017
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,720
enjoyed it but don't know how 
much I really want to recommend 

1018
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:27,440
it and just call it 7 
phagomizers out of 10 

1019
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,840
stegosaurus plates. 
All right, I really enjoy it. 

1020
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,840
It's a great park builder, 
especially if you're a big Dino 

1021
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,000
fan. 
If you're on Windows 11, caution

1022
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,640
it, it may give you issues. 
It could just be an issue that 

1023
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,440
my computer's having, I'm not 
really sure, but it does seem to

1024
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,880
be a known problem. 
So maybe you check out Jurassic 

1025
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,280
World Evolution 2, probably run 
a little better for you. 

1026
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,960
I'm going to give it 8 1/2 
velociraptors out of 10 

1027
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,720
Tyrannosaurus Rex. 
All right. 

1028
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,000
Now, my good Sir, we have some 
questions. 

1029
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,560
Let's go let. 
Me get those pulled up. 

1030
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,240
All right, First up comes in 
from Fenris. 

1031
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,080
Hey, so I'm not sure if this has
been asked yet, but what is your

1032
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,280
go to genre of YouTube video 
outside of guitar stuff, Dalton?

1033
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280
Because we already know that's 
what you mainly watch. 

1034
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,120
And that is actually not the 
case. 

1035
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,920
But Fenris says for him, he 
tends to watch stuff like Final 

1036
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,160
Fantasy 14 or Baldur's Gate 3 
builds or ASMR stuff. 

1037
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,920
So what about you, bud? 
Well, personally, I have like 

1038
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,840
just certain channels that I 
follow. 

1039
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,600
Like once I find a content 
creator I really love, I just 

1040
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,600
keep on sticking with them. 
So a lot of the shows I like to 

1041
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:39,160
watch on YouTube include Droffy,
which is a show with people that

1042
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:43,880
do art while making like little 
improv comedy while they draw 

1043
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,720
it. 
And it's, you know, it's it's a 

1044
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:49,600
really fun show. 
I like the Game Grumps, Aaron 

1045
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:54,080
and Danny Sexbang. 
They do let's plays of games. 

1046
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,360
They're just, you know, 
generally really amusing. 

1047
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,760
When I'm about to go to sleep, I
like to listen to ASMR videos. 

1048
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,040
I don't think I have any 
particular ones I would want to 

1049
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:08,520
recommend, but you know, I do 
enjoy generally relaxing, like 

1050
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:13,560
binaural videos, videos about 
like, you know, like glasses 

1051
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:20,320
exams, that kind of thing, ear 
exams, face and skin exams. 

1052
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,760
I don't know, it's it's weird, 
but I kind of like like the fake

1053
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,840
and medical ASMRS. 
I like. 

1054
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,080
Oh, fucking Gotham chess is a 
great chess video stream 

1055
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,440
streamer. 
He has two shows that I love 

1056
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,720
called How to Lose a Chess and 
Guess the ELO. 

1057
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:43,160
How to Lose a Chess is like 
analysis of games that his font 

1058
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,600
followers send him where people 
just played terribly in that 

1059
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,400
game. 
And then guess the ELO is his 

1060
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,480
live stream show where people 
send him their games and he has 

1061
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,320
to try to guess what level that 
game was played at. 

1062
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,080
And of course, it gets really 
funny because obviously he 

1063
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,000
argues with a lot of the moves 
that they play. 

1064
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,360
And then like, you know, 
sometimes people played way out 

1065
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,640
of their mind. 
He's like, oh, this had to be 

1066
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,920
like a 600 game. 
It turns out it was like people 

1067
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,720
playing at like a 600 level that
were 200. 

1068
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,080
And sometimes he's like, yeah, 
this can't be a four digit game 

1069
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,480
and it's 1600s playing this. 
Is what's up, yeah. 

1070
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,600
I think that's about. 
I think that's about all I got 

1071
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,320
right now, yeah. 
As far as mine go, I watch a lot

1072
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,560
of wrestling YouTube stuff. 
I really love the The Cultaholic

1073
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,680
Wrestling Boys, specifically 
their podcast that they do every

1074
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,600
Friday. 
What else? 

1075
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,520
Let's see Drop Frames, which is 
a a podcast that actually 

1076
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,640
streams live on Twitch. 
It's three dudes who are 

1077
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,320
relatively big on Twitch, but 
they're gaming streamers, so 

1078
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,960
they just talk about games and 
stuff and I catch that comes out

1079
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:54,000
every Sunday. 
I like Chris Van Vleet is a guy 

1080
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,200
I really enjoy. 
He's a guy who interviews a lot 

1081
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:59,440
of wrestlers and has really 
candid conversations with him 

1082
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,760
and it's it's very like he's a 
good interview. 

1083
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,080
So I really enjoy that story 
time with Doctor Mantel. 

1084
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,080
Oh, there's this one. 
Like there's like this really 

1085
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,080
sexy dude who's been showing up 
a lot. 

1086
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,720
He's like British or something. 
And he does like archery and 

1087
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,760
like, there's a lot of myth 
Buster type shit about archery 

1088
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,480
that's really cool. 
Yeah, that guy's like, he's just

1089
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,720
like. 
Yeah, he just randomly shows up 

1090
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,080
in your shorts. 
Recommendations. 

1091
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,440
And that dude's really cool. 
I don't know what he's called, 

1092
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,760
so sorry. 
I also have to give shout outs. 

1093
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,400
I love PlayStation Access and 
those in that crew outside Xbox.

1094
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,480
Those guys are great. 
Yeah, that's pretty. 

1095
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,640
Good. 
Lately I've been watching 

1096
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,480
outside Xbox like I'm parked by 
bedtime playlist. 

1097
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,560
That's really good. 
Yeah their their list videos are

1098
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,440
great to go to sleep too. 
Exactly, Yeah. 

1099
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,640
Let's see. 
The next question comes in from 

1100
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,640
Adam. 
What is your favorite dinosaur? 

1101
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,680
You know I'm so basic it was 
literally the second dinosaur 

1102
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,560
you unlock in this game. 
Fucking love triceratops dude. 

1103
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,600
It's like it's like if a rhino 
was more. 

1104
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,440
Yeah, they're pretty fucking 
rad. 

1105
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,920
I think mine these days is the 
Dreadnoughtus. 

1106
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,960
But like for a long time I've 
always liked the long neck 

1107
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,880
dinosaurs. 
They've always really, I think 

1108
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,960
the. 
Brachiosaurus, Apatosaurus and 

1109
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,400
guys. 
Yeah, I think it's because I 

1110
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:18,560
loved Land Before Time and the 
main character was one of those.

1111
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,680
So I just, I've always liked and
that that first scene in 

1112
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,400
Jurassic Park where they show up
and that's the first dinosaur 

1113
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,440
you see is that big fucker. 
It's just, it's enthralling, 

1114
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,440
Adam says. 
Which dinosaur would best fit in

1115
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:37,240
with modern day animals? 
I would say the the the the 

1116
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:42,560
Ceratops, like the Triceratops 
or any of the relatives of that.

1117
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,760
Would protoceratops all those? 
Cats they would fit in with like

1118
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,320
herds of cattle and shit. 
Like I feel like that that would

1119
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,880
be where that now granted you 
have to, you need a much bigger,

1120
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:56,040
sturdier fence, but I feel like 
that's kind of like where they 

1121
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,800
would lie. 
I think they would because I'm 

1122
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,480
not bringing back any carnivore.
If I had my absolutely foolish 

1123
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,800
move. 
Just just herbivores and even 

1124
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,920
then like maybe not ones that 
can step on a house. 

1125
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,040
Yeah, you don't. 
You don't really want to bring 

1126
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,600
like freaking stegosaurus and 
shit. 

1127
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
I would go with Strictio minus 
because it makes a really 

1128
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:21,600
obvious link between today's 
birds, the survivors of the 

1129
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:26,520
dinosaurs, and the extinct 
dinosaurs of the Jurassic and 

1130
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,400
before periods. 
Like. 

1131
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,120
With an ostrich. 
Yeah, literally. 

1132
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,520
The name Strutheomimus means 
ostrich mimic. 

1133
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:37,200
So like, yeah, you you could, if
you were a ostrich farmer, you 

1134
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,960
could probably farm 
Strutheomimus. 

1135
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,720
That would be so cool. 
What do you what do you farm? 

1136
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,800
Strutheomimus. 
Nice. 

1137
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,680
Yeah, yeah, sell them eggs. 
I mean, one of them eggs got to 

1138
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,080
be fucking huge. 
I eat dinosaur eggs with 

1139
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,680
diamonds sprinkled on them, not 
only because that's the most 

1140
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,720
ball of shit you can do, because
it makes my dookie twinkle. 

1141
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,920
Fucking Chappelle. 
All right, so Adam, what 

1142
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,160
dinosaur was the star attraction
at each of your parks? 

1143
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,040
I hate that this is the the 
answer, but the most popular 

1144
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,720
dinosaur at my park that was the
sandbox park was definitely the 

1145
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,640
the two Tyrannosaurus Rex that I
had. 

1146
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,560
Yeah, I mean, it's just like the
dinosaur. 

1147
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,440
Like if you say dinosaur, 
someone thinks T Rex. 

1148
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,280
Period. 
It is the king of dinosaurs, 

1149
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,880
hence its name. 
Yeah, and I'm going to guess 

1150
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,840
that yours was, what was the 
name of it? 

1151
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,840
The Ceratosaurus. 
It was probably the biggest one 

1152
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,360
in the in the park, but I like 
to think that because I had 

1153
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,400
multiple triceratops with 
different mutations that they 

1154
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,160
probably brought in multiple 
people. 

1155
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,280
This one comes in from Kana. 
Why are dinosaur chicken Nuggets

1156
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,680
so awesome? 
I think because they touch you 

1157
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,960
in the nostalgia fields in two 
ways. 

1158
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,480
One, because they're chicken 
Nuggets, and two, because 

1159
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,480
dinosaurs. 
Yeah, they make you feel young 

1160
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,960
again, and that's just nice, you
know? 

1161
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,080
For sure and. 
And you can dip them in honey 

1162
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,040
mustard or BBQ sauce or hot 
sauce. 

1163
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,280
And if you want to be a little 
healthy with it, Purdue sells 

1164
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,200
Dino Nuggets that have veggies 
in them as well, like carrot and

1165
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,840
stuff, and they're actually 
quite tasty. 

1166
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,480
I didn't know that. 
To help get your kid that only 

1167
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,320
wants to eat chicken Nuggets to 
eat some vegetables. 

1168
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,600
Oh, that's wise. 
That is really good. 

1169
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,960
Bro and I used to be around 
Brandy and Daphne a lot. 

1170
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,560
Daphne I'd be like, what do you 
want for dinner, sweetie? 

1171
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,080
She'd be like chicken Nuggets 
and macaroni and cheese. 

1172
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,480
Every good shit, every time. 
I get it, dude, I get it. 

1173
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,080
I love me some Mac and cheese. 
So Connor also has a question. 

1174
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,680
That's a Tyrannosaurus looking 
at a Brachiosaurus. 

1175
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,440
And the question is, what up, 
Dick? 

1176
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,720
Nick, my answer. 
If I was the Brachiosaurus 

1177
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,080
looking at the Tyrannosaurus 
Rex, my answer to that would be 

1178
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,440
not much. 
Can't Jack off. 

1179
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:42,920
How are you? 
Yeah. 

1180
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,560
What's up, lefty? 
Mr. 2 fingers next question 

1181
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,680
comes in from Jeff and it's that
face meme where it's like the 

1182
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,400
blonde girl where she's like 
you, but then she's like and 

1183
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,440
it's the game and the 
soundtrack. 

1184
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,360
So what's it? 
What's a game that you're meh on

1185
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:00,280
but the soundtrack killer? 
My answer for this might be 

1186
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,440
blasphemy is some people she. 
About to say Final Fantasy 7. 

1187
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:07,800
No, Let's see. 
Oh no, I just realized what 

1188
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,640
you're going to say. 
Don't. 

1189
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,800
Worry about what I'm going to 
say. 

1190
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,920
You come up with an answer. 
I know what you're going to say.

1191
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,360
Does it involve skeletons? 
It does. 

1192
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,960
Yeah, go ahead. 
OK, mine is Undertale because 

1193
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,360
the soundtrack was absolutely 
killer and the game to me was 

1194
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,000
pretty good. 
All right, fair enough. 

1195
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,360
I think that Marvel Versus 
Capcom has one of the best 

1196
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,960
soundtracks of any Capcom 
fighting games and I just really

1197
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:36,000
don't vibe with the really high 
combo tag team type play of that

1198
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,280
series. 
Like I definitely prefer Capcom 

1199
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,560
versus S&K, like Street Fighter 
three type stuff. 

1200
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,440
Marvel Versus Capcom is a little
too twitchy for me, but Gonna 

1201
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,880
Take You for a Ride is an 
amazing song. 

1202
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,120
I do remember, I feel like I 
used to see that game in arcades

1203
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,680
and I remember it having a sweet
soundtrack blasting out of it. 

1204
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,440
Tell you. 
And we have one final question, 

1205
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,200
my good Sir. 
This comes in from Adam. 

1206
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,000
I don't know if this has been 
asked before, but I feel like it

1207
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,080
has. 
But anyway, what is your 

1208
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,200
favorite web browser? 
Boy, I have complicated thoughts

1209
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,080
about that one. 
So for one thing, most of the 

1210
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,360
web browsers these days are 
running Chrome under the hood. 

1211
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,760
Chromium has become kind of the 
rendering engine of choice, but 

1212
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,520
they all have different features
and I actually kind of use four 

1213
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:24,800
different browsers right now. 
For what? 

1214
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,960
Well, OK, so Chrome is my main 
daily driver. 

1215
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,200
I don't think it's the best 
browser, but you know, you know,

1216
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:36,440
it's, it gets me there. 
I used to use Firefox when I was

1217
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,800
growing up. 
I used to use Firefox because it

1218
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,960
was the successor to Netscape 
Navigator to me and I was a huge

1219
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,880
Netscape guy. 
I loved Netscape over Microsoft 

1220
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Internet Explorer. 
Unfortunately, at some point 

1221
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:56,040
Firefox got really bad at 
releasing RAM when you closed 

1222
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,360
tabs out and I tend to have a 
ton of tabs open and that's why 

1223
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:06,120
I switched to Chrome. 
But I still do use it for like I

1224
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:13,080
for my main e-mail, for example.
I also love Opera because Opera 

1225
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:18,480
has a built in free VPN and I 
think that's incredible. 

1226
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:23,640
Like you can just use it to, you
know, hook into that VPN and do 

1227
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,080
stuff. 
And then Opera is also like, 

1228
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,720
again, I have like several 
Google accounts because I don't 

1229
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:32,840
want my favorites on one to 
cross pollinate to the editors. 

1230
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,800
So the account I use on Opera is
the one I watch ASMR videos on. 

1231
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:41,560
Because you watch one ASMR video
on your regular YouTube account 

1232
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,320
and all of a sudden it thinks 
that's all you want. 

1233
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,400
Real quick, I want to give one 
more shout out to a YouTube 

1234
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,720
channel that I forgot, Mother's 
Mother's Basement. 

1235
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,920
That's where I get my anime 
recommendations continue. 

1236
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,520
Cool. 
And then the last one I use I at

1237
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,440
least started to use it. 
I haven't gotten into it very 

1238
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,720
deeply, but for like private 
searches and stuff, Brave is 

1239
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,200
pretty cool. 
I'm not too huge on the whole 

1240
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:09,120
crypto thing that is a big part 
of it, but I do like the general

1241
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,920
idea of it. 
So it's funny that he asked this

1242
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,720
question because I just like 
within the last couple days, 

1243
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,280
switched over from using Brave 
and I switched over to Opera GX,

1244
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,320
swapped over my bookmarks and 
all of that. 

1245
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,520
Brave is cool because I have 
literally made money from that. 

1246
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,440
I've cashed out from Brave 
before and made like, I don't 

1247
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,680
know, it was like $12.00 or 
something like that from the 

1248
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,880
selling the crypto that they 
gave me or whatever it was. 

1249
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:37,840
But Opera GX is just a better 
operating system for the things 

1250
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:43,240
that I do and it has a built in 
limiter. 

1251
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,840
So like if I'm watching a 
YouTube video and I want to play

1252
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,360
a game, but the game is very 
intensive, I can push the 

1253
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:53,120
limiters on on the browser and 
it will not allow the browser to

1254
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:57,880
use above a certain amount of 
rendering or CPU power or RAM, 

1255
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,040
which you know, helps things run
cleaner. 

1256
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,400
Now your image may not be as 
good but usually when I'm 

1257
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,680
playing a game and has something
on YouTube I'm just listening to

1258
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:10,680
it not watching it anyway. 
So I've been using Opera GX but 

1259
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,480
Brave is my other go to for 
sure. 

1260
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,640
Yeah, I would say Opera is the 
one I would most 

1261
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,600
enthusiastically recommend if I 
had to recommend to someone, 

1262
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:22,960
just because I really do think 
the built in VPN is really cool.

1263
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,120
Yeah, and I, I just, I like the 
the GX version because it's just

1264
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,080
got stuff that helps out with 
gaming. 

1265
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,120
Yeah, it's the gamer version. 
Essentially, yeah. 

1266
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:34,200
And it's very helpful. 
That was our last question, my 

1267
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,840
good Sir. 
And that means that it's just 

1268
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:40,640
time for me to tell you what our
next game is going to be and 

1269
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,440
then do our plugs and get all up
out of here Now for our next 

1270
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,680
game. 
I was diving into my nostalgia 

1271
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,880
pit and something that had just 
come out recently that I hadn't 

1272
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,360
played in forever. 
And I was like, what's a good 

1273
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,600
excuse to play this game? 
Oh, to do it for the show. 

1274
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:59,040
So I chose a recently remastered
and released on GOG Croc and the

1275
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:04,120
Legend of the Gobbo or Legend of
Gobbos is a original PlayStation

1276
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,320
3D platformer. 
You play as a cute little 

1277
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,160
crocodile and they remastered it
and I've played in like the 

1278
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,400
first 2 levels and enough to be 
like a. 

1279
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:17,560
They killed it with the controls
and the camera because that was 

1280
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,840
kind of wonky in the original 
and they just, it looks so good.

1281
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,960
So I'm I'm really looking 
forward to do to playing it. 

1282
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,560
And what I like too is when you 
buy the remaster, it gave me the

1283
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,400
remaster and the original game. 
Nice, I. 

1284
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,120
Was like, hey, that's that's 
pretty sweet. 

1285
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,000
So yeah, we'll be back next week
to talk about some croc and the 

1286
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,480
legend of the gobbos before I 
get into house cleaning my good 

1287
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,960
servers or anything you'd like 
to plug Going to take your 

1288
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,640
silence as a no. 
I was just thinking, sorry, I 

1289
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,080
couldn't come up with anything. 
Yeah. 

1290
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,240
All right, so. 
Usually usually we could see 

1291
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,680
each other talking and thinking,
but because of the issue with 

1292
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,720
the computer upgrade situation, 
I don't have my webcam on for 

1293
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,280
this, so Dalton is just kind of 
flying by the seat of his pants.

1294
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,400
Yeah, it's all good though, man.
But yeah, if you would like to 

1295
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,040
join the Discord, that's where 
everything mostly happens. 

1296
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,120
Like we have social media, so 
you can find us on social media.

1297
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,440
We don't. 
I don't use it too much though. 

1298
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,480
Social media is a cesspool. 
But if you want to join the 

1299
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,840
Discord where all of our cool, 
cool people are at discord link 

1300
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:17,440
is bit dot LY slash TSMP 
discord, all capital letters. 

1301
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,080
That'll get you an invite in and
you can come join in on the 

1302
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,560
shenanigans and vote on the 
polls. 

1303
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,400
Right now there's a poll up and 
I'm not even going to tell you 

1304
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,640
what's on it because 
overwhelmingly winning is Dark 

1305
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,120
Souls. 
So if you want to come vote for 

1306
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,440
Dark Souls, come on there and 
give it a give it a vote. 

1307
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,720
You want to check out the 
website kept up to date by Dane 

1308
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,920
bit dot LY slash the Steam 
Machine podcast capitalized 

1309
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,120
phonetically. 
You want to donate to the show 

1310
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:41,680
means the most to us and helps 
out a lot, especially right now 

1311
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:45,880
when I'm between 
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1312
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,560
Machine podcast. 
The dollar or more a month gives

1313
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,560
you the episodes early ad free 
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1314
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,520
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1315
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,440
And if you donate $10 or more, 
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1316
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,640
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1317
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,240
Nate Sir Cogsworth, the 7th of 
Juniper Jeff the original 

1318
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,160
expendable Mr. Syllables old 
Jeffy Lube. 

1319
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,280
Also he is a a duck that AI is 
convinced the loves wrestling. 

1320
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,960
Areser, Adam. 
Shout out to his podcast Spectre

1321
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,000
approved Team Retro. 
Go check him out over on 

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YouTube. 
Mr. Puzzles, Dane himself, 

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flying Brian Doran Gray and the 
RPG Wolverine, Logan Jorid 

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appreciate you all very, very, 
very much. 

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Shout out the ow. 
Nope, not not shout out the 

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owspod. 
I'm going to delete that. 

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Shout out to the JRPG report. 
Shout out to Grumpy Jazz Pro 

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Wrestling Power Hour. 
You want to pick up a shirt? 

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TS and P 
productions.threadless.com. 

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You like the music for the show 
now the nightmare.bandcamp.com. 

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We will be back in one week to 
talk about Crock, the legend of 

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the Gabos for Willie. 
I'm Dalton, and as always, 

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everybody.
