1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,760 This week, almost the Machine podcast. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,280 Let's do the Time Warp again. Cure the music. 3 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,720 Hey everybody, and welcome back to another episode of the Steam 4 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,720 Machine Podcast. My name is Dalton and joining me 5 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,080 as always the October US. What's up? 6 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,360 It's Willie, and we hooked in the old guard for this one 7 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,960 because we thought we would travel back in time 22 minutes 8 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,160 to when he was still on the show. 9 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,560 Hey, what's up everybody? It is Nate. 10 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,720 Glad to be back and on this ridiculous show again. 11 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,840 Hasn't been very long this time. I hadn't been too. 12 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,760 No, this is the first time you've done a video game in a 13 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,320 while instead of an award show. Yeah, man, how you been, my good 14 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,800 Sir? I'm digging that Teenage Mutant 15 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,000 Ninja Turtles sweater you got on. 16 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,440 Oh yeah, yeah, it's a good one. You know, not quite the Power 17 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,400 Rangers, but at least the Turtles game was better. 18 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,840 But. That's fair. 19 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,040 I still need to check out the post Patch readers rewind 20 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,760 because it did sound like they fixed a lot of. 21 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,240 That's good to know though, for sure. 22 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,200 But yeah, so it's been a couple weeks since the last time we 23 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,520 recorded. Finally started diving into 24 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,800 Dragon Quest 3 HD remaster man. Yeah. 25 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,240 It's very, very good. It looks beautiful dude. 26 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,160 Oh, like it looks great and like I got to make my party in it. 27 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,920 So I'm running a Oh gosh, I got to remember the names I used for 28 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,040 I'm running a martial artist, which is Dalton, and then I'm 29 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:58,080 running a cleric, which is a Michalov and then a Nope, a 30 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,440 mage, which is Willie. It's not. 31 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,120 Wizard. I don't remember. 32 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,160 I don't remember what it's called in there unfortunately 33 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,280 because my brain doesn't work all the time, but hold on, it is 34 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,120 mage. It's mage, but. 35 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,360 You got it for sure. So, but it's been really fun and 36 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:18,080 like I of course want to get the book so I can turn my mage into 37 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,600 a sage, I think because like there's the all the class change 38 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,480 mechanics in this game, which I haven't started on yet. 39 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,960 They even added a new class to this game, which I thought was 40 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,720 really cool. Yeah, they added a Monster 41 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,200 Wrangler class, which is basically like, yeah, come on, 42 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,920 I'll throw a Pokémon Trainer in this bitch. 43 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,160 That's awesome. So I, I thought that was pretty 44 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,080 cool of them, they did that so. I wonder just oh sorry I didn't 45 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,880 mean to interrupt, but I wonder if they they added in that class 46 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:50,720 because of the recent release of is it Dragon Quest monsters or 47 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,200 is the one that you catch monsters and stuff in that? 48 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,800 Yeah, they did just put out a new monster quest, Monster 49 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,120 quest, Dragons, Dragon Quest monsters game. 50 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,280 But yeah, I don't know, might have something to do there. 51 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,440 Maybe there's like wanted to throw that mechanic into more 52 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,160 games. Like I haven't touched that one 53 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,920 yet. I'm thinking about when I get a 54 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,440 sage making either my White mage or my making my clear. 55 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,960 I call them White Mage and Black Mage because of Final Fantasy 56 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,200 one class system. Maybe make Mikolov turn him from 57 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,240 us Claire Eck into a monster Wranglers, see how that goes. 58 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,640 And then Dalton's going to stay a martial artist the whole time 59 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,240 because he just likes to punch things. 60 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Yeah. That's been a lot of fun, and 61 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,680 then dabbling in a couple other games lately. 62 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,640 UFO 50 has been a pretty fun one. 63 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,360 That's the one I want to know about. 64 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,480 What is that? Yeah. 65 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,960 Tell us more about that. Yeah, so UFO 50 is basically a 66 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:46,280 collection of of 50 video games and they're all built with an 8 67 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:50,160 bit aesthetic and design style. So it's all like, and even on 68 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,520 the games themselves they say what year they were made. 69 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:56,560 They're all from like between 1983 to 1985 or something like 70 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,320 that, 1989, but like obviously they were all made in 2024. 71 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,560 It's 50 different games. They're all very different and 72 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,200 like I have not even played half of them yet. 73 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,120 It's one of those things where like I feel like it has this. 74 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,960 It's a wide collection where some of the games are going to 75 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,080 gel with some people and some of them aren't. 76 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,120 But it's just really neat to see games from that style in a 77 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,760 different types of games. Because one that I played 78 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,920 through entirely recently was one called Camouflage, where 79 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:26,600 it's more of a puzzle game where you have to play as like a 80 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:31,400 lizard and you have to stay out of the eye line of like frogs 81 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,840 and alligators. But you have to go to different 82 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,840 spots to change your color to match the background and then 83 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:41,000 find the spots where you can walk now because they don't see 84 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,680 when your camouflage the color of the tile you're on and walk 85 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,280 through it. So it was, that's a pretty 86 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,840 interesting game. And then there's just a whole 87 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,120 bunch of other little action games and art. 88 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,160 Apparently there's a full on JRPG style game in there. 89 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,840 I've thought it's a really rich collection, but so it's like a 90 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,160 fictional video game system kind of instead of like it's like 91 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,440 basically like the UFO or whatever existed like in 92 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,040 parallel to the NES of the second massive. 93 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,000 Pretty much, yeah. And like, I've even seen that 94 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,400 people talked about like the game has its own or the the 95 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,320 system has its own palette and stuff. 96 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,160 So I've seen pixel art done in like the UFO 50 palette. 97 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,720 Yeah, I think that's really sick. 98 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,720 Yeah. It's really cool and really well 99 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,080 thought out and like like I said, some of the games I've 100 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,000 tried, like Nope, I don't want to play this one, but I'll tap 101 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,440 into another one and be like, yeah, this is awesome. 102 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:32,520 And some of them are very much like Kuniyoku and style like 103 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:37,640 sports games in there and then platformers a la Karnov 104 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,040 essentially. So just like a lot of really 105 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,360 cool and random stuff in there. Like I have to try to play a lot 106 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,080 more of them. But I've had fun with what I've 107 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,280 tried so far. Even the ones I didn't really 108 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,280 like, I just like appreciate the fact that they're in there. 109 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,520 So it's almost like a a mock election like I was. 110 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,240 Gonna say I wonder if the like elevator pitch was what if we 111 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,440 made action 52 but if it didn't suck shit out of an asshole. 112 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,000 Maybe. Maybe. 113 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,520 Is there like a game that's like the big one? 114 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,800 Like in action 52 it was Cheatham in Like is there one 115 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,360 that's like the mascot game of? UFO 50, You know, I don't know 116 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,520 the big lore behind everything, so I couldn't tell which the 117 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,520 biggest game on there. I know Paul has been playing it 118 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,160 a lot, so he might have more opinion of it on it than me 119 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,960 because he's played more of it than I have. 120 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,440 But I've been getting into it and having a good time with it. 121 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,600 And then I also picked up another game during the winter 122 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,800 sale that I was like, this is one that seems like me that I 123 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,000 probably should have played a long time ago, which is Geometry 124 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,480 Dash. I've seen you on that recently. 125 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,720 I was wondering about. That yeah. 126 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,560 So like if you not know about Geometry Dash, it's kind of like 127 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,840 a rhythm platform or type game where there's only one button. 128 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,040 So like every game, every level is like an auto scroll and 129 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,120 you're just like pressing the jump button at the correct time. 130 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,200 So and it kind of goes with the rhythm of the song it plays in 131 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,040 the background. So you're platforming rhythm 132 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,800 game. It's pretty fun. 133 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,920 I've been enjoying it a lot and just one of those games that's 134 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,920 been on my radar forever that I've never picked up before, but 135 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,720 it was like $2.00 on Steam sale. I'm like, yeah, might be time to 136 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,440 pick it up even though it's like $5 normally. 137 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,000 Aren't that game as dope ass? Yeah, dude, that's like the big 138 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 selling point. And like, it's really cool 139 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,720 visually too. That's how I feel about Geometry 140 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,880 Wars 3 Dimensions Evolved. I think what it's called is that 141 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,160 it's just so aesthetically pleasing to play, and it's just 142 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,560 got a bump in a little soundtrack. 143 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,240 Yeah, Are those games you're gonna have? 144 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,520 To stream to that game sometime? I think not. 145 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,920 I think they just happen to have the word geometry and I think. 146 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,160 They're just both fun and about shapes. 147 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,960 Yeah, Hell yeah. Just brightly lit shapes. 148 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,320 You love to hear it. But instead of the runner 149 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,080 geometry, the one I'm talking about is much more a twin stick 150 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,640 shooter. See, I didn't know that Geometry 151 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,280 Wars was twin stick shooter That actually appeals to me more than 152 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,600 like what I thought it was gonna be. 153 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,200 Yeah. So like you're on a think. 154 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,440 It's like a RTS or some shit. Oh no, you're on like a plane 155 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,160 and you're like this little thing and you move around and 156 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,840 then geometry shapes come at you and you have to shoot them and 157 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,880 then it's almost like it's bullet helly at some points. 158 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,640 Like it's it's hard. It's hard. 159 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,120 I've never even gotten halfway through the game. 160 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,240 Nice. OK but I enjoy the shit out of. 161 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,000 That sounds cool too, I like that. 162 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:11,760 I think. I think. 163 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,240 One of these Nates Nates gonna go through this bullet hell era 164 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,960 and it's going to be crazy. The the local dollar store had 165 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,760 if we all had Xbox ones, they all have cop. 166 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,760 They have copies up there of that game for 499. 167 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,520 It's so weird. I walked in. 168 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,400 I'm like Diana is looking around the dollar store and I just 169 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,680 happened to a glance over. I'm like holy shit, 1-2 is like 170 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,159 there's like 6 copies of one of my favorite games right here. 171 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,159 I was like, if I'd have had money, I'd bought them and just 172 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:35,640 send them to you all just to have. 173 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,760 That's funny. In case one day we get 174 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,919 exponents. Or if emulation becomes really 175 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,799 good you can RIP the game is boom they. 176 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,640 RIP it with what optical drive? Oh, yeah, true, true. 177 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,320 That's the thing about all these, all these physical games 178 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,400 that I have, I'm like, man, I should probably get one of those 179 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,240 like $30 USB disc reader for computers that they have now 180 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,680 just to see if I can get any of these to work. 181 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:03,720 But it's like, it's really easy to just buy it on GOG, right? 182 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,600 And paying over $3 and download it and play it. 183 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,320 I'm sure if I looked at archive.org and if I could find 184 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,800 like the shareware collection I used to play as a kid and the 185 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,280 like PC Gamer demo discs and shit. 186 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,240 Oh yeah, I mean that that Exodus program I downloaded came with 187 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,240 rips of every PC Gamer magazine and so so. 188 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,320 So you could play that copy of the demo of Daggerfall I played 189 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,760 when I was much younger and like making the ladies take their 190 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,200 clothes off because they had little like. 191 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,800 Nipples. Nipples is, Yeah. 192 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,840 When I was watching Josh Streiff hey stream Daggerfall, he would 193 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,440 walk into a room and the lady would be naked and he'd go well. 194 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,640 Just out of nowhere. He'd turn around and be like no 195 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:47,560 reason Bethesda clothe your women real quick and then Nate, 196 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,280 I'll let you continue he. Good. 197 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,440 Josh Streiff Hayes is one of my favorite guys on YouTube. 198 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,600 He sent a tweet earlier it was him and his brother and he was 199 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,640 like visited with my brother today and played some badminton. 200 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,280 The only problem was he was playing goodminton and I lost. 201 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,520 That's classic. So what would you, Willie? 202 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,880 What you been? OK, Minton. 203 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,400 Well, you know, it's it's new year and so one of the things is 204 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,680 I'm trying to, you know, reconnect with stuff I wanted to 205 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,480 get done. Last year I didn't quite finish, 206 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,160 so I've made myself a bunch of goals for chess this year 207 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,400 especially like I want to really grind down on that. 208 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,000 So I got like book reading list. I've got specific things I've 209 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,800 been trying to do. I've been employing different 210 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,840 like strategies and stuff. I've actually changed my opening 211 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,160 repertoire from the last time I talked about chess on the 212 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:36,080 streams or on the show. So now I'm doing the Kali system 213 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,440 is white still doing the Kuro Khan is black but now black 214 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,360 against D4. I'm just winging it basically 215 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,200 trying to kind of reach like a semi slav if they do a Queen's 216 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,480 gambit, but otherwise just just playing about principles. 217 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,880 And I haven't had a good semi slav in a long time. 218 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh yeah, I mean, sometimes you aren't ready for the full Slav, 219 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,720 so I gotta get that semi. Yeah, my favorite song by Semi 220 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,120 Slav is definitely closing Time. Closing time. 221 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,160 I just feel like that's the Russian cover band closing time. 222 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,840 Time to get the fuck out. There is no more vodka. 223 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:19,280 You must go out into the road. I don't know why that tickled me 224 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,880 so much. Good shit. 225 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,280 That's good shit. Fuck yeah, I. 226 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,240 Can't believe how many jokes we got out of the words semi slav. 227 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,960 Yeah right, cuz I just said some random chess term and you're all 228 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,600 like we got jokes. We got fucking jokes bro. 229 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,120 I. Installed AI, understand? 230 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,560 I installed a chess game today. I was thinking about you cuz I 231 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,840 was looking at my VR games which I'll touch on when I was talking 232 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,680 when I get to it and one of them is called. 233 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,440 I seen you on VR. I seen you on VR playing that 234 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,120 Thrill the fight. Yeah, so I have a fun story, but 235 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,920 where is it? Chess. 236 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,720 What was it called? It doesn't matter, but I 237 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,680 installed a chess game, Chess Ultra. 238 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,560 Oh, chess Ultra is like it's a really, really pretty 239 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,480 environmental game that had like let you play shows. 240 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:02,360 I think if we I have it on Epic but it's not VR mine, but I 241 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,200 think we could link up and play together, that would be pretty. 242 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,000 That would be cool. It has AVR mode it. 243 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,200 Has really, it has really pretty environments. 244 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,920 Like the environments are really cool. 245 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,360 It's kind of the main draw of it. 246 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,600 It's just like a really chill. Like the main one I know of is 247 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,840 like this big manner. There's like books and like wine 248 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,000 glasses and stuff and it's just, it's just really nice. 249 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,440 I would love for them to put in the scene from Was it A Bug's 250 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,800 Life or was it Toy? I think it might have been Toy 251 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,960 Story, where it begins with the little Pixar animation of the 252 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,760 guy in the park, The Old Man and playing chess, and it turns out 253 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,880 he's playing chess against himself. 254 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,880 He's just going back and forth anyway. 255 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,240 It's just, oh, it's, it's old school. 256 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,480 It's old school, but it's just a cool, He's just in a little park 257 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,440 and he's just playing chess with himself. 258 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,360 And it's like, man, that would be a cool environment. 259 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,160 That would be a good nostalgia because people wouldn't know 260 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,160 what it was at first, but they'd be looking around and be like, 261 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,720 wait a minute, I've seen this before. 262 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,600 You know, it's a unique system. I know this. 263 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:58,960 You said unique. Fucking let's see, what else did 264 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,480 I have? Just not just chess. 265 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,240 Oh, Nate got me a bunch of games for Christmas and I finally got 266 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,800 just playing around with some of them. 267 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,280 Dwarf Romantic and Satisfactory especially. 268 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,360 I don't know if I got to talking about those on the podcast, I 269 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,120 might have mentioned them on the Steamy episode. 270 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,400 Nate, do you remember? You mentioned. 271 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,760 Mentioned, which didn't really talk too much about them. 272 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,240 Well, they're pretty cool. So Dwarf Romantic is kind of 273 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,080 like if you took a like a city building game or whatever and 274 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,120 then turned it into a German board game, like with hexagonal 275 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,600 tiles and stuff, and then you took that German board game and 276 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,160 got rid of almost all the roles and just made it a solitaire 277 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,880 game. That sounds interesting, like. 278 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,760 It's actually just really satisfacting. 279 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,440 Satisfacting. That's a word. 280 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,760 It's really satisfying and really like really low stress. 281 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,360 You can just kind of sit there and play it as a puzzle game or 282 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,360 you can like try to do stuff. Like the main thing is you want 283 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,600 to try to line up the edges of the tiles so you have like 284 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,680 continuity. Like if like one of the hex 285 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,320 tiles is bordering a planes and the others bordering a wheat 286 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,640 field, you can kind of combine that if you get one. 287 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,120 This matches on all six sides a perfect tile bonus, which means 288 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,120 you get a free extra tile and you get like certain missions to 289 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,560 try to get like so many forests in a row or so many train tracks 290 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,480 in a row and all that. And that also gets you more 291 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,600 tiles. And as long as you still have 292 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,640 more tiles in your deck, you can keep on building. 293 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,400 I love a good builder, so that sounds, that's intriguing to me. 294 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,080 It's it's, it's less. I thought it would be more 295 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,560 realistic. I didn't think it'd be as board 296 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,600 gamey as it was, but I ended up really liking the vibe after I 297 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,800 played about a game and a half of it. 298 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,120 Like I'm still technically in my second game. 299 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,080 I like saved and quit and haven't finished. 300 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,440 Yeah, because I've come back to it a couple times. 301 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,240 Been like playing some extra tiles in the outside. 302 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,040 I'm like damn, I still have like 70 tiles to go. 303 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,520 I'm doing pretty good. Nice. 304 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,240 Then the other one Satisfactory is one of those games that 305 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,480 tickles my I want to go to an alien planet and build a working 306 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,560 system to make it better type thing. 307 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,080 Like I like to planet crafter for some more reasons, but 308 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,880 satisfactory is more it's more about the actual mining and 309 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:54,440 constructing and ORS and automating stuff like conveyor 310 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,720 belts and all that shit. Like it is definitely if you've 311 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,080 ever played like Minecraft tech mod. 312 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,320 Satisfactory is like what if that wasn't Minecraft but a good 313 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,680 game instead? Fair enough. 314 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,880 I installed Minecraft the other day, but I think we talked about 315 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,200 that because I was just pissed off about my account just not 316 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,800 being there. Now what? 317 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,800 Dick licks. But yeah, so anything that's got 318 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,960 like Minecraft adjacent that I can check out, I will check out 319 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,520 because fuck Minecraft, Yeah. Right. 320 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,480 Well, I mean it just play like regular microphone. 321 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,760 It specifically plays like if you have like a really high tech 322 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,840 mod pack going in like a tech 8 or any of the numerous ones that 323 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,200 are like designed about like building a tech tree up and 324 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,720 stuff. But it's like it's very 325 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,040 satisfying, you know, gather materials, gather ores and all 326 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:42,120 that and try to build a system like upgrade your hub into, you 327 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:47,720 know, a self-sustaining system that then can upgrade itself 328 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,080 basically. Sounds like fun, yeah? 329 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,160 Man, so I. Haven't messed with the other 330 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,840 ones yet, but they they looked cool too. 331 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,880 And they'd also got me Pardo Corgi which again, super cute. 332 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:02,200 Got to get into that one soon. And dangerous Rumiso triangulate 333 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,640 which what? Is that? 334 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,480 It's a it's a strong bad point and click adventure game. 335 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,600 OK, I've heard you guys mentioned strong bad before 336 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,280 little red dude. Yeah. 337 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,800 Yeah, little red dude. I mean, that's that's little 338 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,120 wrestle man with boxing gloves on. 339 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,680 But yeah, so in the home server universe, state Duress is like a 340 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,640 series of movies that's supposed to be huge blockbusters, but 341 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,080 it's really clearly being made by Strong bad and his brothers 342 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,000 and they're just goofing around filming with like a little Super 343 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,120 8 camera or whatever. And so it's like a detective 344 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,760 action thing or whatever. So in the video game you're 345 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,680 going to be like playing as dangerous because like a 346 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,560 detective and dealing with these hard boiled problems where 347 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,400 you're just locked in one room and it's it's goofy but funny. 348 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,800 I feel like I feel like I've played a game with strong bag, 349 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,840 strong, strong bag. Yeah, strong, strong bag, Hefty, 350 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,600 Hefty, Hefty. I feel like I've played a game 351 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,560 with strong bad in it before, Like in passing, like maybe he. 352 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,960 Was in it could have well been in Buddy's house. 353 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,319 He's in poker night at the inventory, which is a poker game 354 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:09,359 with the heavy and one of the same in Max guys. 355 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,640 Is that the one that's got like clap trap and the girl from the? 356 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,760 SQL head clap. I think the SQL head. 357 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,720 Yeah, there was a second. The first one was I think the 358 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,800 rabbit from Sam and Max. Yeah, was the rabbit from Sam 359 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,280 and Max. It was strong bad. 360 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,080 It was the Heavy from TF2 and it was Gabe from Penny Arcade. 361 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,320 OK, so anything else you've been up to, my good Sir? 362 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,200 Let's see, trying to think if there's any other newer stuff I 363 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,760 wanted to really get into. I'm gonna try to make more game 364 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,120 dev stuff go on this year because that's always fun. 365 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,840 Like I started doing some pixel art earlier today and I'm like, 366 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,520 I don't have time for this. I really need to make sure I 367 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,600 beat the podcast game before the podcast. 368 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,280 And I'll be be honest, Katz, I cut it pretty close. 369 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,120 Like I was within an hour of recording time before I finished 370 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,680 it. Willie we made the show 2 weeks 371 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,720 so it was easier to to beat games. 372 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,560 Yeah, but I The thing is, I'm bad at things. 373 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,000 I have ADHD. Fuck off. 374 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,680 You can you can shame me for having a mental disorder. 375 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,520 That's ableist. Frankly, I'm calling the police. 376 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,840 To Popo. Like staying in the rest of 377 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:19,400 them. Sorry, that took me a minute. 378 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960 I get you. You're sending out an SOS is 379 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,520 what you're saying? Yeah, because I'm the king of 380 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,600 pain. Yeah, dude, I remember Mudvayne 381 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,280 covered King of Fame and it was super good. 382 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,600 Did they? That actually sounds like it 383 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,080 could be pretty interesting. It was good. 384 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,320 Can you please one of the more like reggae S counting songs if 385 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,360 I remember right? That's like, oh, what's that one 386 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,920 song that for years I didn't realize was Led Zeppelin? 387 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,160 Jamaica, probably. You don't have to go. 388 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,840 Yeah, that song, I was always like I was. 389 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,600 It's a reggae song. I didn't expect it to be 390 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,960 Zeppelin, but it is. It's always weird when some of 391 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,560 those bands had pretty good reggae shops like fucking the 392 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,760 Clash has Rudy Can't Fail and I was having a pretty good reggae 393 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,560 ish one off of calling album Rudy Can't Fail and Guns of 394 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,960 Brixton. Both of those are pretty dope 395 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,880 ass songs. Although these days they like to 396 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,560 call it Ray Alternative Lifestyle, but that's OK. 397 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,240 When we no sell jokes, truncate silence kills the goof. 398 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,920 But man, there was just some hard silence there. 399 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,920 Well. Dalton smiled like an idiot. 400 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,920 Yeah, so I guess that just leaves me. 401 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,440 So I am. Who cares what you have to say, 402 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:27,920 Nate? How you? 403 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,640 Doing up into the final chapter of Pathfinder Wrath of the 404 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,560 Righteous. Dude some of the shit the 405 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,160 screenshot you showed us in that game have been like shit has 406 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,360 been escalating like crazy. So that means you're about to 407 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,320 stop playing it, right? Because you can't beat video 408 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,800 games. Fuck you Nate. 409 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:51,600 I'm I think I'm gonna beat it. I'm 138 hours into it now. 410 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,560 The 1st 20 hours or so was on a different save. 411 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,040 Like I started out, so I fucked up because I started this game 412 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,520 over in. The beginning of December. 413 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:06,400 So even if I beat it now, I'm not going to get the full -3 and 414 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,520 backlog golf because I started it last year. 415 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,320 So like damn. But I'll still get a nice -2 for 416 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:11,640 it. But. 417 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,840 Do I get any points finishing out of the Wilds? 418 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,920 Because I've played about half of it last year, so I guess not, 419 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,680 huh? No. 420 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,320 Because it was minus? No, because it does count. 421 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,000 Because they made the rule that anything after like December 422 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,720 19th, if you'd started it, it counts towards this year. 423 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,360 OK, OK, so I'm back to zero. I should make a note then, yeah? 424 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,920 Excellent. But yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm super 425 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,000 close. I I really think I might play 426 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,360 through Pathfinder again but do an evil playthrough just to see 427 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,840 how it how it goes. Does it still go to the abyss? 428 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,480 Because I imagine being like chaotic evil and the abyss would 429 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,520 be real fun. Yeah, Yeah, you do, because 430 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,560 that's that's a part of the, you know, the main story is going 431 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,480 through the Abyss. That's whole. 432 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,200 The whole of Act 4 is dealing with being in the Abyss, which 433 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,960 wow. So the abyss is like where 434 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,080 demons are from? I mean I don't know if the 435 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,000 terminology is the same in Pathfinder and DND but like the 436 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,960 chaotic evil monsters are the demons. 437 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,720 I don't remember what it's called in DND, but it's the 438 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:13,160 Abyss in Pathfinder. Yeah, so in in Pathfinder, 439 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,080 there's hell. Which is the devils, The lawful 440 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,560 evil? Lawful evil, there are there are 441 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,640 rules, regulations and all that kind of shit. 442 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,600 Then there's the abyss. The abyss is chaotic evil. 443 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,240 It's like demons, succubi, all of that and any, anything goes. 444 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:32,520 There's a a harem brothel place that you can go to called the 445 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,920 10,000 Delights and you can go in there. 446 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,680 Oh, that sounds like laid by succubi if you want there. 447 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,160 With a succubi suck you right? If you, I guess, if you'd like 448 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,160 them to, I don't know. Because my character was good, I 449 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,520 did not take advantage of that, which is another reason I want 450 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,800 to go back and do an evil playthrough. 451 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,880 So I can like see all the shit that my character was too good 452 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,560 for. Because there have been people 453 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,480 who come up to you and they say something to you and they're 454 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,960 annoying as shit. But I'm like, I have to be good 455 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,400 leader. I can't just hit the button that 456 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,840 says kill them because. I thought you didn't go with the 457 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,160 succubi because your character was in a committed gay 458 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,200 relationship and obviously that means your character is gay. 459 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,960 He's not succubi. Yeah, I'd have to go for one of 460 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,280 the incubi that were in there because there were also incubus 461 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,920 around. Do you know that there? 462 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,560 Is a there is a term like a gender neutral term which is 463 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,080 concubus which means to lay with and that kind of encompasses 464 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,920 succubi, incubi and whatever a gender neutral. 465 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,880 Form Well, you know, at least an incubus can teach you how to 466 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,560 drive. That was a stellar joke, Nathan. 467 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,800 Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. 468 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,480 Oh man, that fucking what was that other song they had? 469 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,160 Something about fire Burn, I don't remember. 470 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,560 Who cares, they sucked. Burn, motherfucker burn. 471 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,240 But yeah, I liked Anomaly or Anna Molly or whatever was 472 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,280 called. That one was an okay song. 473 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:56,080 I did hit a soft lock bug during my relationship with Darren. 474 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,440 Oh, that's right. So you didn't actually get to 475 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440 consummate. That's so sad. 476 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,000 Yeah, so we if if I would go through the cutscene and they 477 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,080 would kiss and then it would go to like a, what I'll call just 478 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,280 like a Pathfinder choice screen where it it gives you story and 479 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,480 an illustration and then you choose things. 480 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920 And it basically was telling you like that you guys were naked 481 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,000 and getting it on and that there's a creepy shadow watching 482 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,400 from the shadows. And if you play the game, you'll 483 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,520 know what that is that's watching you. 484 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,440 You know what I mean? It's something to do with 485 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,240 Darren. Stalton, he's watching. 486 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,160 He's having a great time. Cooking in the corner, that's. 487 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,000 He's in the cut chair. That's me and the cut. 488 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:39,440 Chair. I would have been so mad if you 489 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,680 didn't deliver that line exactly like that. 490 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,440 That's me. That's beautiful. 491 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:50,200 Nate Chair. Oh, fuck yeah. 492 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,480 This is a good show actually. On my Wiener. 493 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:07,480 Trying to get a view. All I can see is his butt. 494 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:14,600 I haven't seen. Enough, I thought, that I heard 495 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,520 some clapping. I thought that I smacked the 496 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:25,080 cheeks. I think my wife just fucked that 497 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,080 guy. Oh. 498 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,320 Jesus Christ boy, what a good segue. 499 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,360 I'm sorry. I love this show actually. 500 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,680 All just collectively lost our religion. 501 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,920 Oh man, yeah. So I didn't get to consummate 502 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,040 that because like when I'd go to make the choice, I would click 503 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,360 either choice and it wouldn't let me click anything. 504 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,000 It was like it was, I think it was moving my character in the 505 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 background. So like that screen wasn't 506 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,680 registering that that screen was up. 507 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,240 And I tried and tried and tried and tried and tried to fix that 508 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,400 and couldn't. So I ended up having to and if I 509 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,800 wanted to progress the game because this cutscene happened 510 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,840 when I went back to the main city, I had to turn it turn it 511 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,280 down. Years later, was Monica getting 512 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,920 jealous that you're getting with someone else in a game? 513 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,120 There you go, Connor, get your girl. 514 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,480 I'm trying to play games earlier. 515 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,880 Connor. Yeah, so I, I cancelled that. 516 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,480 I ended up, I think now I'm technically in a relationship 517 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,480 with Camilla. Who is this chick who's in your 518 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,960 party, who I probably should for story reasons, should not be in 519 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,880 a relationship with? All of the characters in this 520 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,640 game are written so well. And here's the crazy thing, all 521 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,120 of the characters that I think that are written really good 522 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,240 have something evil about them. Well, that's the base things. 523 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,680 Interesting. You can't have light without 524 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,280 shadow. Or I guess you can't have shadow 525 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,680 with light without light actually. 526 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,840 But you know what? I have shadow without it. 527 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,040 Makes the these these going off today I. 528 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,240 Feel like I'm playing the usual Willy roll. 529 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,840 Just throwing in the stupidest possible comments for no good 530 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,440 reason. Frankly, I'm fucking loving it. 531 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,680 I'm a BuzzFeed. I'm a BuzzFeed headline writer. 532 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,000 Nathan is acting like Willie on this episode, and frankly, I'm 533 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800 there for it. But. 534 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,000 Yeah, I don't know why. I think the BuzzFeed articles, 535 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,200 the writers all sound like like a 19 year old girl. 536 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,320 Frankly. I'm there. 537 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,160 For like. I don't know why I think this is 538 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,120 what a 19 year old girl sounds. Like, without giving away too 539 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,880 many spoilers earlier when I was playing the one of the 540 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,720 characters that I have, it's in my party who I had grown 541 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,000 attached to. Like there's a moment where he's 542 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,880 like, I need to do this myself. And, you know, I was like, I had 543 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,680 the choice of just telling him, OK, go ahead. 544 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,760 And then I had a lawful choice of saying I'm the commander. 545 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,520 Who are you to think that you can make decisions now? 546 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,040 And I thought that that was being a Dick. 547 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,840 So I sent him off by himself. And then I went up behind him. 548 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,560 And the way the cutscene plays out is he does the heroic thing, 549 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,760 but then he ends up getting killed and he is dead, dead. 550 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,800 Like I can't resurrect him. He's now gone. 551 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,080 I'm like, oh, well, shit, man. So I went, OK, so now we're 552 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,880 getting to the point in the game where they're taking characters 553 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,840 away from me. And man, it's just, it's so well 554 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,120 written. It's a long game and there's a 555 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,320 decent amount of reading, but there is voice acting too. 556 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,840 But I mean, it's just, it's really good. 557 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,560 Fenris, I know, I know. You listen whenever you're done 558 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,480 with Balder's Gate 3. Definitely check out the 559 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,360 Pathfinder games. They're very, very good. 560 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,280 Very, very. Good, sounds like Homeboy's got 561 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,320 a lot of computer RPG game action to play. 562 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,840 I don't, I mean, they're, they're the, they're the shit. 563 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,080 They're they, they really are. Like RB GS are just the shit. 564 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,680 So I also today batten down the Hatch and finally hooked my VR 565 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,800 up. For some reason I couldn't get 566 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,680 it to link with the cable. I don't know why, I guess I was 567 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,240 probably doing something wrong, Probably user error ID10T error. 568 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,640 But uh, I hooked it up through Airlink and was checking out 569 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,320 some of my games. So the first one that I played 570 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,800 was Serious Sam, The Last Hope. Oh man, I can't imagine what 571 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,880 Serious Sam in VR is like. So I didn't I didn't do the 572 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,600 first encounter, which I have the first encounter in the 573 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,640 second encounter VR. So the games that we've done for 574 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,960 the show, I have the VR modes of those and Serious Sam three, I 575 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,240 think, but this one the last hope is a game designed 576 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,840 specifically for VR. So and it was nice because I 577 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,600 could play it sitting in a chair, right. 578 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,640 You do not move. It's in the last hope you are 579 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,760 stationary and you can see all out in front of you and there 580 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,240 are enemies rushing towards you and you have to shoot them. 581 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,960 It's like a almost like a horde mode for like one of those 582 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,600 arcade games, right? But you're in there and you're 583 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,520 Sam and you get to choose your different weapons. 584 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:30,640 So at one point I had a machine gun in my right hand, like a an 585 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,320 assault rifle and in my left hand I had a Tommy gun and it 586 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,160 was this big desert and it just spawns and in every direction 587 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,000 that I can see there are those bomb dudes running at me. 588 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:51,360 So I'm just shooting these guys. So you have two default pistols, 589 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,920 Those never run out of ammo, right? 590 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,000 But your other ones have ammunition. 591 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,320 But you have to look towards the sky 'cause you get drops. 592 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,000 So there will be like a parachute with a heart on it 593 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,960 coming down. So you can aim up at that and 594 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,080 shoot it and it shoots out this grappling hook and grabs it and 595 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,560 pulls it back to you and it'll heal you. 596 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,640 But there's also ammo drops. So the first, I, I don't know 597 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,920 how to explain it other than I felt badass when that boss of 598 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,720 Earth, the first level comes at, at you and it's this big 599 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,200 towering thing and it's shooting fireballs at you. 600 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,400 And with my right hand, I've got my assault rifle up and I'm 601 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,800 aiming and I'm shooting at him while I'm looking around and 602 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,680 other enemies that are coming at me, I'm using my left hand with 603 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,320 a Tommy gun just being like just going like that. 604 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,840 So it's just like it was just chaos. 605 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,520 But it was so fun. It it just reminded me of a 606 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,320 really good arcade game. But you were in it. 607 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,960 You know what I mean? It well, you weren't just 608 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,000 standing there on the outside of the arcade machine with a gun 609 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,720 pointing at the screen. It was like you were in there 610 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,360 doing it. Super fun. 611 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,560 I if you have AVR headset, definitely check it out. 612 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,880 I don't think it's super expensive, but it's it's a fun 613 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,480 little ROM and you can get upgrades. 614 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,040 You buy new weapons that you can have access to there's Stata. 615 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,120 I haven't even broke the surface of it because I was just 616 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,240 dabbling. You know what I mean? 617 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,200 So I'll be playing some more of that for sure. 618 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,960 Let me wet my whistle real quick. 619 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,360 I. Was going to mention something 620 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,840 to do Dalton, because I was thinking about your VR situation 621 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,400 where you couldn't get your headset to cable. 622 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,960 Is it USBC to USBC? Yeah. 623 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:24,680 Is your USBC cable on your PCA high power capacity port? 624 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,560 Because you know how like some ports are low powered and some 625 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,880 are high-powered. It'll only work with a higher 626 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,440 powered one. OK 'cause mine doesn't work on 627 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,680 my PCUSBCUSBC either. So that's strange like on my 628 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,320 computer over here on my let my old computer there is a port 629 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,560 that is specifically for VR, but it's not a USBC. 630 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,440 It's a it's a it's a USB and then this one. 631 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,480 I have a USBC port on the back on my graphics card. 632 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,080 That's what I plugged it into and it told me that there was a 633 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,880 there was dust in it or something like that. 634 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,800 So I cleaned it out and then put it back in and it started 635 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,400 charging it, but I couldn't get it to connect to the link. 636 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,520 I have another USBC port up here. 637 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,160 So maybe I'll try this port and see if it works any better, but 638 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,920 I figured plugging into the graphics card. 639 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,480 Yeah, I think that would have been your best bet. 640 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,120 That's odd. OK. 641 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,840 Yeah, and that's the thing's a 4090. 642 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:18,120 I hope it can handle VR for fuck's sake, but so messed 643 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,080 around with some series. Sam I loaded into virtual 644 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,360 virtual camp. I think that's what it's called. 645 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,440 Let me peek real quick. Laid back camp, virtual Fuma, 646 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,280 the campsite. So it's just based on an anime 647 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,840 called laid back Camp and it basically just like puts you in 648 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,120 the anime. Nothing super special about it. 649 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,320 It was I was just sitting there and to my left was this anime 650 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,720 chick and I could look at stuff and the two characters would 651 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,360 talk about it. That's about as far as I got. 652 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,280 Then I played some thrill of the fight. 653 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,840 Boy, I want to play that one so bad. 654 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,520 Thrill of the Fight is awesome. I only played this first 655 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,920 sparring match, but I decided that that's a game that I'm 656 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,880 going to have to find an area to play that's. 657 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,760 Why I haven't played it because I have it on my quest too. 658 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,240 And like this room is not big enough for it man. 659 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,640 Like I don't have a room big enough in the house to dedicate 660 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,760 to play that game. Like this is fine for Beat 661 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,680 Saber, but if you're really walking around a box agreeing 662 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,040 like no man I don't have anywhere. 663 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,280 So I'm in. If I scoot my chair back, this 664 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,880 is how much room I have, Yeah. Basically your arms 665 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,960 outstretched. That's about it. 666 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,600 Yeah, so I'm having to literally just stay in one spot and kind 667 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,320 of dance and I'm, I'm throwing some punches. 668 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,800 I knocked over my dip bottle, which thankfully was closed, 669 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,640 thank God. But dudes like throwing some 670 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,200 punches at me. I'm blocking and blocking and 671 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,640 blocking them. I'm like sucking them in the 672 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:44,240 belly with four left jabs and he drops his hands and I just 673 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,920 popped him in the face like that. 674 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,760 Wow. And I also hit the corner of my 675 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:53,760 monitor and absolutely destroyed this knuckle right here. 676 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,600 It hurts. It still hurts. 677 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,880 Shit hurts so bad. I was like, oh fuck. 678 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,120 So I won the sparring match by unanimous decision because that 679 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,840 fat foot couldn't keep up with this fat foot so. 680 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah, like, I would love to play that game. 681 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,560 Like, it takes so much room like you would think Beat Saber 682 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,560 would, but you really don't need that much space. 683 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,480 But like, gosh, anything where you need to actually have a lot 684 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,040 of footwork with that kind of game, like you really don't have 685 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,280 the room for it unless you have like a dedicated VR space. 686 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,960 Yeah, it's like I almost want to because I don't know how the 687 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,280 connection would be for my room to like the living room, but 688 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,440 like I almost want to like just buy Thrill of the Fight on my 689 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,640 headset. That way it's just on there and 690 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,760 I can go into the living room and like scoot the table out of 691 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,640 the way and then have a space to play in. 692 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,080 Yeah, that's how I have mine too. 693 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,600 Like maybe if I clean out my garage I can have enough. 694 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,320 I would love to clean my garage out and have room in there 695 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,160 because right now my garage is a fucking mess but I can get to my 696 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,640 workout machine and that's what counts. 697 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,040 I genuinely already forgot you had a garage and I was like at 698 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,360 your house for like a week watching your dog at one point. 699 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,200 I don't think I ever once went into the garage. 700 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,120 Reason 2. There's nothing out there. 701 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,520 See badness. See badness. 702 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,720 I didn't even go into some of the rooms. 703 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,000 You told me I should go in. You're like, tell me about the 704 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,840 computer room and how to get into the computer and play on 705 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,679 that and I'll just. Yeah, there's a. 706 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,520 Watch a lot of Netflix. There's a couple other VR games 707 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,440 that I'm interested in trying out specifically, like Half 708 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,719 Life. Alex looks awesome. 709 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,000 Yeah. And that's the definitely by far 710 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,800 the biggest VR game that I have. It's like 60 gigs. 711 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,560 I keep meaning to buy it and I don't think I ended up even 712 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,320 buying it on this Steam sale. Nope, I didn't. 713 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,199 It's just always gonna be on my Steam wish list of the game that 714 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:35,080 I'm never gonna buy. You'll play it before Half Life 715 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,800 3 comes out. The Talos principle VR probably 716 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,320 be pretty cool. That sounds nice and then one 717 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,960 that this is just a me game. It's called townsman townsman VR 718 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,000 and it's like it's a city builder, but you're like a God 719 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,280 in the sky with your hands and like you tell people what to do 720 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,880 and stuff. It's just like it looks really 721 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,960 interesting and I love those types of games. 722 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,200 So to do it like so I had one on PSPS 4 VR, but it just I didn't 723 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,720 have the controllers. So just playing it with a PS4 724 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,760 controller in the VR headset just was not nearly as cool. 725 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,920 So I look forward to checking this one out. 726 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:17,400 Yeah, man, Other than that. Oh dude, you'll probably want to 727 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,720 talk about this, but the main wrestling companies have been 728 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,840 realigning where they're streaming now. 729 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,720 So WW ES had their debut on Peacock and AW is doing the 730 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,640 simulcast with the Turner Networks and Max. 731 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,160 WW ES not. Peacock. 732 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,360 They've been on Peacock. They're on Netflix now. 733 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,520 Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry. 734 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,800 Yeah, dude, we're. But yeah, you, you had like you. 735 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,360 You sound like you've really enjoyed the raw debut on 736 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,600 Netflix. Tell us more about that. 737 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,960 It was fucking awesome, I know. Despite Hulk Hogan getting booed 738 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,360 up. That was one of the best 739 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,320 moments. That was one of the best moments 740 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,480 when he came out and I'm listening to the crowd and I'm 741 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,280 like, oh, those are piped in cheers. 742 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,520 Like I can tell. Yeah, that was. 743 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,960 It was a great show. Man really had a big show feel 744 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,640 to it. You know, there were only four 745 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,280 matches, but they were four really good matches. 746 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,200 And there was like some promos and stuff in between and, you 747 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,000 know, of course, advertising, yadda, yadda, yadda. 748 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,040 But like Man opened up with Roman Reigns versus solo Sokola 749 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,240 Sokola and ended with CM Punk versus Seth Rollins and was just 750 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,680 from beginning to end. I loved it. 751 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,120 Rhea Ripley was there, and you know, I'm always happy when Rhea 752 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120 Ripley's there. You showed us some pictures. 753 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,520 She definitely was wearing wearing those pants well. 754 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,720 Yeah, yeah, Girl got a booty. Girl got a booty for sure. 755 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,560 And when she was going up the ramp, when she was like up there 756 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,520 and she held her title up, all of a sudden the gong hit. 757 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And then all of a sudden the opening note of sad but true hit 758 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,640 and it came up on the screen and said American Badass. 759 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,160 And he came out to Sad but true until he got out there. 760 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,360 And then Kid Rock's American Badass kicked in. 761 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,240 Like when Sad but True would kick in. 762 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,320 Huh. It was interesting because 763 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,720 American. Badass does sample the sad but 764 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:05,320 true riff like it has a dodge. Yeah. 765 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,800 So it it started off with like the beginning and then it 766 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,840 introduced. The actual sad but true, like 767 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,920 the dumb Oh that's. It. 768 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,240 Is it as sad as when you think you're listening to Werewolves 769 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,840 of London? No, nothing is that bad. 770 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,360 No, I knew exactly where Nate was going with that. 771 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,680 No, nothing makes me sad. Or when I think werewolves alone 772 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,720 is coming on. It's fucking all summer long. 773 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:31,960 It was 1989, yeah, fucking a. But he he comes out on the 774 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,960 motorcycle, he does a he literally comes out, he does a 775 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,120 lap around the ring on the motorcycle, drives back up, 776 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,000 parks next to Ria. They look at each other, they 777 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,720 nod. They both do the undertaker 778 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,880 raise the arm thing and they both look over their shoulders 779 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,480 at the camera. And then that was it. 780 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,080 He just came out to give her the rub. 781 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,720 I love to hear. It Yeah, this is a good way to 782 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,400 remind people that starting January 21st, there will be a 783 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,080 new podcast coming out under the umbrella called Grumpy Jeff Pro 784 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,880 Wrestling Power Hour, and that'll be me and Dane chatting 785 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,400 about wrestling. Dane is a brand new wrestling 786 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,640 fan, so I have so much to show him and tell him about. 787 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,320 I can't wait. I'll work for the first episode. 788 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,480 We're going to be covering the 1st and 2nd Raws on Netflix. 789 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,280 We said we were going to wait until after next week to not 790 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,760 judge it just by the first one. See how they do on Week 2. 791 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,680 You know, that comeback. And then the main event is going 792 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,280 to be the match that got made him click with wrestling, which 793 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,680 is Undertaker versus Mankind. Hell in a Cell match. 794 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,040 One of the legendary matches of 20th. 795 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,480 Which I rewatched recently and I forgot that after he went 796 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,200 through the cell the second time that wasn't the end of the 797 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,280 match. There's like another 15 minutes 798 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,480 of 20 minutes of match after that and it's like, God damn 799 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:51,120 man, what a what a tough son of a bitch. 800 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,720 Literally the words I was going to use. 801 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,480 No, no other better way to describe Mick Foley. 802 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,520 Tough son of a bitch. He knew he didn't have the 803 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:02,000 physique or the style of all the big boss, you know, bodybuilder 804 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,920 wrestlers, that he's just like, well, fuck it then throw me off 805 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,840 of the moon. Yeah, and just a little teaser 806 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,240 for a story for that show, and then we can move on from the 807 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,680 wrestling. But Mick Foley went into the 808 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,520 back and Bruce Prichard came out and was like, holy shit, Mick, 809 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,920 are you OK? And Mick told him, Bruce, I'm 810 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,960 really sorry that we didn't do the thumbtack spot. 811 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,320 And Bruce is like, I'm looking at Mick, who has about 50 812 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,960 thumbtacks sticking out of him. He's apologizing for not doing 813 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,280 the thumbs. Like I said, Mick, you did it, 814 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,200 buddy. It's all good. 815 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,480 It's fun. And he was like, oh, good. 816 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,680 Oh, good. I'm glad. 817 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,400 It's just like, he's such a Mick Foley is like one of the nicest 818 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,080 human beings, but then goes out there and it's just like Captain 819 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,680 Blood McGee. It's just wild. 820 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,480 But he's always willing for it to be his blood. 821 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,080 That mostly spills too, you know. 822 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,160 Yeah. For sure. 823 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,680 I mean, not to say that he hasn't done some damage himself, 824 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,920 but you know, he takes it as good as he gets at the minimum. 825 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,640 Oh, boys, we, I can't remember anything else that I've done 826 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,920 that was interesting. So let's move on to our game of 827 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,080 the episode. We played a little. 828 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,640 And I think that I think it would be helpful if you were to 829 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,200 pull up some kind of website in which you could find out 830 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,000 information about this game. What a coincidence, I do have a 831 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,600 website pulled up and that is this time for the obligatory 832 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,160 Wicca booty of bullshit, I thought. 833 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,560 You were gonna for a while. No, I can't. 834 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,640 Oh, so I can't access Pornhub anymore? 835 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,760 No, no, same, I think I. Can't one thing Tennessee's 836 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,400 doing better than Florida? I went to go on pornhub and then 837 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,320 I went on another site and then told me I couldn't get on there 838 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,120 either. I was like what the fuck? 839 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,880 So I went to my backup XNXX full. 840 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,760 X videos are still good but yeah Pornhub stone yeah why am I 841 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,160 telling y'all this? It's just like government. 842 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,720 It's like, why? Why does the government care 843 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,760 what I want to beat my Dick to? Come on now. 844 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,720 Pornhub is like one of the most regulated things on the app. 845 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,120 Whatever outer. Yeah, like I felt like they were 846 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,960 always very responsible about like, you know, getting rid of 847 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,560 the revenge stuff and the unlicensed stuff and the the the 848 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,520 theoretically underage stuff. Like they always seem 849 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,040 responsible and. They literally made it. 850 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,000 That's why they're the ones that you could not get to now, but 851 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,600 you can still get to the ones we're talking about. 852 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,000 Yeah, that Pornhub made it to where? 853 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,400 You know, back in the day, you didn't always hear that Pornhub 854 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,360 intro in a video because not all videos were verified uploaders. 855 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,520 Now you have to be a verified uploader to upload on Pornhub. 856 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,200 So that's why you always hear that doom, doom, doom, doom in 857 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,280 the beginning of videos. It's like, because they're all 858 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,640 it used to be, you just clicked on one. 859 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,600 If it didn't have that, then it was just some rando just 860 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,200 uploading a video. But you know, whatever, the 861 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,280 government knows best, right? So we played a game, Outer 862 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,040 Wilds, not to be confused with Outer Worlds. 863 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,800 The Outer Worlds Outer Wilds is a 2019 adventure video game 864 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,480 developed by Mobius Digital and published by Anna Perna 865 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,560 Interactive. The game follows the player 866 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,680 character as they explore a planetary system stuck in a 22 867 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,680 minute time loop that resets after the Sun supernovas and 868 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,880 destroys the universe through repeated attempts. 869 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,400 They investigate the alien ruins of the Nomi to discover their 870 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,800 history and the cause of the time loop. 871 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,200 So I think this is definitely one of those points we should 872 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,680 bring up very early on. This is an extremely narrative 873 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,600 game and even if we just talk about solutions to puzzles and 874 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,560 stuff, it is likely to spoil your experience if you want to 875 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,120 go into it blind. So if you have an interest in 876 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,040 this game at any point, you're like, I want to check it out, 877 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,320 stop listening and go play it because it is definitely worth 878 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,800 experiencing yourself. Kind of have the spoiler warning 879 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,200 because this is going to be a spoiler late 1. 880 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,560 You can't talk about this game without being spoiler, you know. 881 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,080 Yeah, go ahead, Nate. No, I'll just say I agree this. 882 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,280 He doesn't need a spoiler warning on it because I think it 883 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,280 will change some people's experience with the game. 884 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,400 I will say that I did go into without knowing anything about 885 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,640 the game. I I went into it knowing it was 886 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,920 a time loop and that's all I knew. 887 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,440 I didn't know how it happened or anything like that. 888 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,120 I just knew it was a time. Loop that's that's basically 889 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,840 where I was too. And I also confused with the 890 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,920 outer wide world. So so first impressions, man 891 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,640 I'll I'll start for once I'll I'll go with them for this 892 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,560 first. So my first impression was OK, 893 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,840 this game has an insane amount of hype around it like the 894 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:09,320 Internet has just put this thing on a pedestal and I was very 895 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,400 much looking forward to it loaded in. 896 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,960 I thought that the graphics were very charming and I thought 897 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,520 running around was relatively smooth on the planet. 898 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,840 I did not use a controller. I know it says real yacas I use 899 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,680 a game pad, but I I did not. I used mouse and keyboard 900 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,600 because it's first person game. I just have gotten to where I'm 901 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,080 more used to playing first person in mouse and keyboard. 902 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,200 Is it like it should have been mostly playable through mouse 903 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,160 and keyboard? Like there are some places where 904 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,080 I was really glad that I had the precise like multidirectional 905 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,360 retro rockets, but for the most part mouse and keyboard should 906 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,160 have been fine. Yeah, I mean, I didn't run into 907 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:52,240 any issues except so right there in the beginning, and this is 908 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,120 part of my first impression, then I'll pass it on. 909 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,960 There's the test flight thing, but you're flying the the ship 910 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,000 third person, so you're not in the ship. 911 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,800 So it I could not control that fucking thing for the life of 912 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,560 me, dude. I could not get that thing to 913 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,480 fly right. Oh, I literally did not leave 914 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,120 the first area until I figured out how to successfully land the 915 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,560 drone like five times in a row. Yeah. 916 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,400 No dude, I I gave up. I just moved on. 917 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,400 It was much easier to pile up the actual ship than that drone. 918 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,680 Yeah, cuz yeah, I would agree. But I think getting that 919 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,840 practice in just so you knew that it was, you know, a roll 920 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,920 Yaw, you don't have to do rolling in Yaw. 921 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,600 You can just kind of thrust against the ground and in before 922 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,160 cardinal directions like burning. 923 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,880 That I think was more helpful than trying to be precise with 924 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,520 the drone. Well you know there was a fifth 925 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,480 direction you could go that the hey Yaw. 926 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,160 Willie hates it when we out corny him at his own game. 927 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,320 You think you got it? Oh, you think you got it? 928 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,880 What's cooler than that planet that's falling apart to a black 929 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,480 hole? Ice cold. 930 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,200 All right, all right, all right. Ice. 931 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,680 Cold. So Willie, what was your first 932 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,960 impression of this game? And I genuinely really loved 933 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,200 booting it up and like the music was like so charming and folksy 934 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,480 and in the world that you start off in is this like very like 935 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,680 Pinewood forest type place. And like even the landing pad 936 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:24,400 for the rocket is made out of just hardwood pine tree. 937 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,080 Like I've really enjoyed the like how weirdly folksy it 938 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,520 starts off and like. Like what if the Scouts of 939 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:35,120 America had a rocket brokerage? Yes, it was very scouted. 940 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,800 Yes, absolutely. Maybe that's why this game gave 941 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,120 me PTSD. Yeah, you had some rough times 942 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,680 with those scouts. I had some interesting. 943 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,640 And you never made your black hole merit. 944 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,520 Badge. I never got my black hole merit 945 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,840 badge. It bothers me. 946 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,600 It shouldn't just think about the context of scouts and black 947 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:58,280 hole merit badges. Won't you come right? 948 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,760 Yeah, I did like the the woodsy look of it though. 949 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,680 I've always had a like a love for the the aesthetic of like a 950 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,280 nice built log cabin. Yeah, they just look nice. 951 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,600 The, the combination of the like, woody, woodsy aesthetic 952 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,960 and then like also sound being a huge thing right from the start, 953 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,400 where like you don't take very long before you get to the 954 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,520 spectroscope and have to play hide and seek with the little 955 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,680 kids. And it's like you've literally 956 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,520 tracked them through like listening to them on a radio. 957 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,840 Like, I thought that that was really cool the way the game 958 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:34,320 used music and audio as a cue. And that would continue to be a 959 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,240 main, you know, of playing point throughout the roast of. 960 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,120 The game and I I told those kids to go hide and then I got in the 961 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,680 ship and I got in the ship and left. 962 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,840 Yeah. See you later, kids. 22 minutes 963 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,880 later, man. Yeah, they only had to hide for 964 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,760 22 minutes. That's fine. 965 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,120 They'd be all right. Now, I guess they won, frankly. 966 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,160 I would say they won life. They they big one. 967 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,160 So what about you and Nate? What was your first impression 968 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,080 popping into the game? Yeah, I mean, I'd say it's 969 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,800 pretty much the same experience y'all had. 970 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,640 It's very much like I had. No, like real association of my 971 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,400 brain with this game, so I had no idea what it was going to be 972 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,680 like. So it was a nice pleasant 973 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,880 surprise to come into this little planet where you get to 974 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,320 talk to all these little alien dudes and they're all super nice 975 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,480 and friendly. They just had the good vibes 976 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,920 too. It seems like a very friendly 977 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,800 place with good people. And the graphics were really 978 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,000 cute. Like we said, the sound, music 979 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,040 and all that. It just worked really well. 980 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,080 Kind of wanted to hang out with the Hearthians more, right? 981 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,760 Like if there was a separate game that just started off in 982 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,120 Timber Hearth, but you didn't go to space, you just hung out with 983 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,840 those guys. That would be pretty cool 984 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,440 honestly. It, it creeped me out there 985 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,760 whenever your character would blink and there were four 986 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,760 eyelids that closed the eye like, oh, that's, that's odd. 987 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,320 Makes my brain feel. It was a nice bit of tension to 988 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,520 detail though. Oh yeah, for sure. 989 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,360 So how do we want to go about talking about this game? 990 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,720 How did you guys die the first time? 991 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,240 I think I flew into the sign. So you actually left the plane 992 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,640 first. You didn't get the credits, so 993 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,280 you actually no. The first one had that was all 994 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,400 meant by you, I'm pretty sure. The first time that I died, I 995 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,720 flew up and then was flying towards off the planet and then 996 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,360 saw something back down on the planet. 997 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,560 I was like what's that? And flew straight down and 998 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,160 didn't slow down enough and I hit something and it just 999 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,200 destroyed my ship and killed me. So I'm the only one that died on 1000 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,000 foot before I ever got into space? 1001 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,640 Then how did you manage that? You know the little geysers that 1002 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,600 are near where the drone flies off? 1003 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,320 I wanted to see what would happen if I jumped into one and 1004 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,920 it turns out you do take fall damage. 1005 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,120 So if you die before you get to a certain point in the game, you 1006 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,080 just roll credits, game's over, it just says you are dead. 1007 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,920 Yeah, there. There's a moment in the game too 1008 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,200 much later on. Yes, much later you can get the 1009 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:52,880 UR. I got it. 1010 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,680 Then I got it very on my second to last run. 1011 00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,240 I got it the UR death at noon. Yeah, yeah, fuckers. 1012 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,080 So where do you guys want to start? 1013 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,880 Like you kind of. The thing about this game is 1014 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,560 it's like super open-ended. Like it doesn't give you a 1015 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,080 guideline or tell you what to do or where to go. 1016 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,800 So like basically your whole thing is the first thing you do 1017 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,920 is you go to the observatory to meet the guy in charge of the 1018 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,560 space program to give you the launch code so you can leave. 1019 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,760 And then from that point on you have the option to go to 1020 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,880 anywhere within the solar system basically. 1021 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,160 So you can go to the moon, which is called the Addle rock. 1022 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,400 You can go to the twin planets which are the. 1023 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,360 The Ash planet. Ember. 1024 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,480 Ember Planet. Yeah, the Hourglass twins, which 1025 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,840 are kind of the Mercury's based. And then there's the giant water 1026 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,560 planet these planning for gave me my mind so apologized for. 1027 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,320 Giant steep, I believe. Sounds right. 1028 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,080 Giant, steep. And then there's the Dark 1029 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,680 Bramble, which is. Yeah, you remember Dark Bramble? 1030 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,640 That's the fucking this one. And then there's the one that 1031 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,600 has the black hole in the middle of it. 1032 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,200 Brittle Hollow Brittle Hollow. It's like an ice planet that has 1033 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,360 a black hole in the. City have. 1034 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,240 And it's like falling apart as you. 1035 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,640 Play the hollows Lantern. I just remembered something, 1036 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,040 Willie. I just lied to you. 1037 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,360 The first time I died was at the Dark Bramble. 1038 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,800 I immediately flew out into space and flew to the Dark 1039 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,400 Bramble too. So I was like you. 1040 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,480 Went dark Bramble too. So I went Oh my God, we might 1041 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,360 had the same death. So I went in and I flew into the 1042 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,760 hole and I'm like, oh, OK, the light at the end of the tunnel. 1043 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,280 So I'm, I'm flying towards the light and I go through another 1044 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,800 thing and I'm flying towards the light and all of a sudden this 1045 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,560 giant mouth of an angler fish opens up and just ate me. 1046 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,480 Yeah. And I was like. 1047 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,440 That is actually how my first death out in space happened too, 1048 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,920 because I was following the the harmonica for Feldspar, who's 1049 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,840 like the ace pilot that is lost and that takes you to either the 1050 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,800 Dark Bramble or to the Bramble seat on Timber Earth. 1051 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,040 Yeah, yeah. Which, well, if we touch on that 1052 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,920 a little bit later, if we remember, there's a mechanic in 1053 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,880 that section that can suck my butt. 1054 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:01,680 But yeah, so you, you kind of like, as Nate was saying, it's 1055 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,720 just kind of you, you were now in a sandbox of sorts where it's 1056 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,840 like, go figure out how you want to go about the rest of the 1057 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,320 game. Yeah, and some of the things 1058 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,640 that it gives you to do that with the beginning of the game 1059 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,320 is you get a translator to translate the words of the know 1060 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,920 My people, which were the ancient race that lived in this 1061 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,120 Galaxy before your people did notes that they had left around. 1062 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,760 And then other than that, you kind of just have your scout 1063 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,120 drone, which you can shoot off and use it to take pictures of 1064 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,720 the surrounding areas or it has other uses too, which become 1065 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:36,120 more useful later on in the game, which is pretty cool. 1066 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,880 But those are your two main tools. 1067 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,880 And then you also have your space suit, which allows you to 1068 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,120 get out of your spaceship. I know both of you probably died 1069 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,440 a couple of times forgetting to put that fucker on. 1070 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,200 Oh, how? I did that on my 3rd to last 1071 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,560 one. I literally landed on the Ash 1072 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,960 twin was like trying to figure out what I'm doing, like wait 1073 00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,320 did I put on my and then as I'm running back into my ship I hear 1074 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,400 my character go and then they fucking die, He joked. 1075 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,680 By ghosts and phasmaphobia. Yeah, man, I did make a choke 1076 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,040 ghost Phasmaphobia, you know, is there. 1077 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,400 So yeah, I guess you're. Right. 1078 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,080 Yeah, yeah, I I flew one of the first time I went to Giants 1079 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,600 deep. I tried to land and just borked 1080 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,400 it. Barrel your way into the center. 1081 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,400 Oh no, you. Oh, that's right, you landed on 1082 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,800 ground, didn't you? You managed to find like the 1% 1083 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,240 of the land mass of that place that's actually laying instead 1084 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:30,160 of water. So I smacked into it, died, 1085 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,880 tried to land again and fucked up again. 1086 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,280 I don't know what I did, but when I jumped out of my ship to 1087 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,120 go repair it, I didn't throw on my space suit. 1088 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,560 So then the third time I landed perfectly and was super excited 1089 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,760 about it, jumped out of my spaceship to go run around, had 1090 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,400 forgotten to put my space suit on again and died again. 1091 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,560 And at that point I alt F4 and came back to it later. 1092 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,160 See, The funny thing is, the first couple terrible deaths I 1093 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,640 had, I was laughing my ass off so hard. 1094 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,320 I'm like, this is the stupid it like I thought I died stupidly 1095 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,160 in space and Kerbal Space Program. 1096 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,600 This game lets you die way stupider, way faster. 1097 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,040 Yeah, like I was loving my space deaths. 1098 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,240 I I got separated from my ship at one point and then just got 1099 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:21,480 pulled into the sun. Oh man, one of my very first 1100 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,040 runs, I accidentally blew up my ship because I crashed into the 1101 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,960 planet, the Timber Hearth, and I just, it, it said like, get out 1102 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,160 of your ship to repair it. But for some reason I panicked 1103 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,080 and just fired directly upward and I'm like, wait, wait, wait. 1104 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,120 I think the ship's gonna blow up. 1105 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,200 I bailed off of the ship near the Attle rock. 1106 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,040 My ship blew up and I managed to land using only my jet pack on 1107 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,600 the attle rock. Nice. 1108 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,320 And then you're kind of fucked from there. 1109 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,960 Yeah, I had no idea what to do next. 1110 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,960 I'm like, wait, hey, what's the guy's name? 1111 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,800 Esther Esker. Esker is the guy that was on the 1112 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,480 Little Rock. I was just talking to them like, 1113 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,720 hey dude, do you know where they can get another spaceship? 1114 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,560 Yeah. How much would you guys like to 1115 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,680 go into story? So like, I know like as you're 1116 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,000 progressing through. So one of the things that I 1117 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,320 thought was really cool was the translator. 1118 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:09,080 The way the writing is, you start to realize that these are 1119 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,480 conversations that you're reading and it's like the 1120 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,360 conversation. The sentence will start with the 1121 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,720 one and then there will be a branching design coming off of 1122 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,120 it, which is someone's reply to. Then you end up reading whole 1123 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,440 conversations like that, which I thought was an interesting way 1124 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,400 of doing it. I don't know why the know my 1125 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:31,480 were scribing down their conversations, but it was cool. 1126 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,160 Yeah. Well, a lot of them seemed like 1127 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,400 they were either written for each other or written for 1128 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,880 scientific purposes. Like the wall scroll ones. 1129 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,600 Yeah. Scrolls. 1130 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:43,320 Yeah, yeah, I would say like, so talking about the game, the 1131 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,600 gameplay itself a little, just a little bit more before we dive 1132 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,520 too deep in the story. The main gameplay loop of this 1133 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,440 is basically you find something you want to explore, you get 1134 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,840 into your ship, you go off to it, and you get all the 1135 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,920 information you can by reading the Know My Stuff and all that 1136 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,800 kind of information. And then the game will log all 1137 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,120 of that into your space journal and you can find out if there's 1138 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,120 more to see there. So you can decide if you want to 1139 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,480 go back to that area or if you've uncovered everything 1140 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,960 there. And then, you know, you either 1141 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,160 die or the supernova happens, which we haven't talked about 1142 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,160 yet. And then you start back from the 1143 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,840 beginning every 22 minutes. So 22 minutes is the Max amount 1144 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,320 of time you have per life to do anything. 1145 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,120 And then it starts over, but not without keeping whatever 1146 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,520 knowledge you've learned. So like the thing about this 1147 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,360 game is progress comes in just what you know. 1148 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,240 It doesn't really come in any kind of like collectible items 1149 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,280 or anything. The only thing you get is 1150 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,240 knowledge. So you kind of a better idea of 1151 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:50,360 what to do on your next loop. If you wanted to, with all the 1152 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,960 information you got from beating the game, you could probably go 1153 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,080 in and start another file and beat it in 10 minutes because 1154 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,320 you know where shit is. So that's the other thing is the 1155 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:02,920 that's kind of the replayability to is it is a bunch of one time 1156 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,040 puzzles. It is a single adventure. 1157 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,240 Yeah, it's a game that you can really play one time, which is 1158 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:12,280 rare these days, but. But I think I know why Blitz 1159 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,000 wanted us to play this game, because he wanted to experience 1160 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,480 it through other people's eyes, you know, because you can't play 1161 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,600 it again for the first time. I did think the supernova looked 1162 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,120 cool. Oh yeah. 1163 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,800 Yeah, I like to put the the the the sun finally, like it's 1164 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,680 supposed to go red giant instead of just slurps. 1165 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,840 Back in but. Did you guys ever do? 1166 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,600 Did you guys ever see the Nova from the the Argos twins? 1167 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,160 Yeah. Oh, I saw the Nova a lot the. 1168 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,160 First, the first time I landed on Ember Twin, I landed there 1169 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,880 like 2 minutes before it went off and Church was like going 1170 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,320 completely ape shit because that's the moment he realizes oh 1171 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,280 the sun is going to go supernova so I'm just going to freak the 1172 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,640 fuck out. But I I'll be the one to say it. 1173 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,120 I'll be the one to say it. The supernova mechanic can suck 1174 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,920 both my balls. The the time limit thing, I 1175 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,680 fucking hated it. I did did. 1176 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,680 You ever play Majora's Mask? No, because that's the most 1177 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,520 obvious. OK, I'll say that's the most 1178 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,640 obvious comparison point. I didn't play enough of Majora's 1179 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,080 Mask to come in on it intelligently. 1180 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,280 Nathan, have you been? I never. 1181 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:15,040 Beat it because I did not like the time travel mechanic in that 1182 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,600 game. Right, so we are definitely 1183 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,840 running into a sticking point here early on, which is it is a 1184 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,560 little frustrating to have the whole world reset on you. 1185 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,240 At least this game does have the the the the rumor mode, the map. 1186 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,280 So it tells you what you learned last time. 1187 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,480 Because I do think that that is, that's almost the only thing 1188 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,080 that is. Really carries over and the 1189 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:40,440 interesting thing about it is it wouldn't be so bad except for in 1190 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,200 certain parts of the game because there are certain things 1191 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,400 that can only happen based on what time you are in that 22 1192 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:50,760 minute cycle of the game. This really started getting on 1193 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,640 my nerves towards the end of my play through of the game when I 1194 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,960 was trying to go to this one spot on the Ash twins a couple 1195 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,880 times. And the Ash Twin itself is the 1196 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:05,120 one that starts off fully covered in sand and slowly 1197 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,880 through that 22 minute cycle, the sand, it's removed from it 1198 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,720 and more and more of the planet opens up. 1199 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,760 So towards the end of the game, you're having to wait like at 1200 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,160 least five to 10, like 5 to 7 minutes, I say, before the first 1201 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,240 pieces of the Ash Twin really open up. 1202 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,480 And I'm aware there are campfires on other planets and 1203 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:26,160 stuff, but there's not a campfire on the Ash Twin that 1204 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,000 you can just go to. You have to literally camp on 1205 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,360 another planet and then get in your plane and then fly back to 1206 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,560 the Ash Twin if you want to use that mechanic. 1207 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:36,440 Irritating. And there's. 1208 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,440 Not a campfire on. There's not a campfire on the 1209 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,520 Ash Twin, but there is A if you're going to go there at the 1210 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,600 beginning of the session, there's a campfire at the very 1211 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,120 start of the game, and B if you're going there after a 1212 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,600 little while, there is a campfire on the other twin 1213 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:51,320 planet. So I kind of am not super like I 1214 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,760 did get irritated by shit that happened on the Ash Twin, but it 1215 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,280 wasn't waiting in particular. Then I can talk about the amber 1216 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,880 twin, where you finally figured out where you need to go, but 1217 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:04,000 now you have to do this whole labyrinth again in order. 1218 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,800 To that one sucks. And then the labyrinth has 1219 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,640 required waiting in pieces so the cactuses will get covered 1220 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,280 up. So you can walk over this patch 1221 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,840 of land where the cactuses usually are. 1222 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,240 And you can't. I can't fly over because sand 1223 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,120 pushes you down into the cactuses. 1224 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,680 Yeah, that's true. That one was a really irritating 1225 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,080 puzzle. I mean, I'm glad that she 1226 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,800 basically, like, they was watching me when I was doing 1227 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,960 that puzzle myself. And he was like, now what 1228 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,280 happens next is going to be annoying. 1229 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,320 You're probably not going to. I'm like, let me think, do I 1230 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,120 wait until the cactus gets covered in sand? 1231 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,880 He's like, yeah, like, that sucks. 1232 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,080 He's like. It sure does like. 1233 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,400 One thing I don't like in video games is forced waiting, and 1234 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,600 there's quite a bit of that in this game. 1235 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:50,360 Yeah, So real quick, I've also played Deathloop, right, which 1236 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,000 is a timey wimey game as well, but everything doesn't loop in 1237 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,080 that game until you die. So like there's no time limit 1238 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:58,320 like. So I guess if you were really 1239 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,680 good at death loop, you could go in there and knock out a lot of 1240 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,560 the game in one run. Whereas in this one it was like 1241 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,360 you were forced to go through run after run after run after 1242 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,800 run after run after run. And I, I feel like that's almost 1243 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,880 just artificial extension in a way, but yeah. 1244 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,040 I don't know, it's irritating when there's like things that 1245 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,800 get taken away from you halfway through the loop of halfway 1246 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,720 through the loop and then you have to die to start over to get 1247 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,440 through it again because there's no reverse the time kind of 1248 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,240 mechanic. There is a way to die in how if 1249 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,240 you after you've been through the loop a couple times, if you 1250 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:39,400 go meet Gabro on Science deep, they teach you a meditatability 1251 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,480 that immediately basically kills you and starts you. 1252 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,480 Over Yeah, I never found that. So I had to find creative ways 1253 01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,760 to kill myself every time. So just burning through all your 1254 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,360 fuel, Insulin burned oxygen burning all your oxygen. 1255 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,120 I did that a few times too. I didn't know that you could use 1256 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,080 the other campfires. So literally every time I 1257 01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,560 started over, I started over on the 1st planet and just ran up 1258 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,400 the thing and took off. Oh no, you do have to start the 1259 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,160 1st planet every time. You can't. 1260 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,520 They we're just saying you can wait at campfires. 1261 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,520 Oh, use them to sleep and. Yeah, you can't spawn in at a 1262 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,320 different planet, unfortunately. That would be pretty cool 1263 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,240 though, yeah. Thinking like bonfire from Souls 1264 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,120 games. Yeah, that's what I thought 1265 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,920 y'all were getting. That was that was just like, oh, 1266 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,040 you could start from there. Oh well shit, I didn't know 1267 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:19,320 that. No, that would that would have 1268 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:19,880 changed. No, I just. 1269 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,680 You can. Take a nap. 1270 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,400 It would have been cool to have some fast travel. 1271 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,960 I mean, it obviously wouldn't make sense because the entire 1272 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,960 story of the game is about a time with sorts of specific. 1273 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,160 I think it's the game mechanically. 1274 01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,280 So then it really does get into like story of it. 1275 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,520 And the main story is like, well, obviously you're found out 1276 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,440 you're in this time loop and you're trying to figure how to 1277 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,320 prevent the world from blowing up in 22 minutes. 1278 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,440 Once you realize that that is what is happening and it's all 1279 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:53,120 told through, Like we mentioned, those know my writing, so you 1280 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,480 get to learn about it through all of that. 1281 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,160 As far as story goes, I thought it was fairly interesting. 1282 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,520 It didn't do a whole lot for me personally. 1283 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,080 I wasn't super invested in any of the characters, living or 1284 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,520 dead. I don't know. 1285 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,920 That's interesting. It's interesting too, is I like 1286 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,120 I I liked the living characters, but like the individual know my 1287 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,320 even though we were told their relationships a whole bunch of 1288 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,160 time. I'm like OK I've seen this name 1289 01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,840 before but the only one I actually really heard about it 1290 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,720 all was Solanum, and also probably because I met her 1291 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,120 ghost. Yeah, Other than that, it's just 1292 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,960 like, OK, so these are just nameless, faceless. 1293 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:33,360 Or they might. They might have. 1294 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,760 Named Faceless. They're not nameless. 1295 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,360 Yeah, there's there's nothing for you to really associate with 1296 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,520 them other than just some writing. 1297 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,520 So you don't really have an attachment to them, right? 1298 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,600 Did you guys pick up on the naming themes for both of the 1299 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,200 species by the way? I can't say I did, I guess. 1300 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,560 All of the all the Harthians are named after minerals and all of 1301 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,200 the a no minor name different clips. 1302 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,360 It's like, for instance, selenium is nightshade and 1303 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,480 tomatoes and things. Gotcha. 1304 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,320 But like, that's like, like, you know, the first person you meet 1305 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,720 is Slate, the pilot and then Feld spars that makes. 1306 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,400 Sense, yeah. Like that's not like a huge like 1307 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,080 important breakthrough. I just thought it was kind of 1308 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,680 cool and I do like that that's. Interesting, but like I'm just 1309 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,840 trying to think of work. Did you guys ever come up with 1310 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,800 any theories? It turned out to be completely 1311 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,240 wrong because I'll tell you guys my first theory that was 1312 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,440 completely wrong. Again, the 1st place I died when 1313 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,040 I went into space was in the dark Bramble inside the white 1314 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,680 hole. And you know how in the black 1315 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,640 whatever, it's not even a white hole. 1316 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,640 So the timing, why me? Pocket dimension? 1317 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,880 But so you know how you get attracted there by the harmonica 1318 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,320 tune of Feldsmer, right? I honestly thought that that was 1319 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,320 the anglerfish themselves broadcasting that tune. 1320 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,280 And that was the lure like, you know, the lure of an anglerfish. 1321 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,320 I thought it was like an A Sonic lure. 1322 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,800 And I thought that was a really cool idea. 1323 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,640 It turned out I completely made that shit up. 1324 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,320 That was not actually Canon, but it's a neat idea, right? 1325 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:59,000 And I think the game making me think of shit like that is, I 1326 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,920 think it really get me bought into the world for that, yeah, 1327 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,880 reason, you know? For the look, there were a 1328 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,120 couple of moments in the game too that made me feel like I was 1329 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,080 a fucking genius. Like 'cause when I finally 1330 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,920 started realizing how the scout thing worked and that I could 1331 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:17,880 use it to basically navigate through the Dark Bramble, that's 1332 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,440 when the game really opened up for me. 1333 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,680 Like when I finally realized because it gives you a hint at 1334 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,800 it so early in the game was like, hey, go find the Dark 1335 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,920 Bramble, see it on the Timber Earth and shoot your thing into 1336 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,240 it. It took me a while ago. 1337 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:32,840 I said oh wait, if I leave while my scout is still inside there, 1338 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,960 I pick up the signal from like 20 kilometers away. 1339 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,120 I should go check that out. And this is something Nathan 1340 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,200 helped me with too. He he gave me this hint. 1341 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,600 This is one of the things he told me. 1342 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,440 Basically do this shit because you you like Dark Bramble has a 1343 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,120 lot of puzzles. And it does turn out to be more 1344 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,720 interesting areas of the game. And the thing I think it's kind 1345 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,480 of funny about it is in the end there's only like 3 planets that 1346 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,520 are really super important to beating the game. 1347 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:06,280 Yeah, and while we're on the Dark Bramble, I despised the the 1348 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,480 section because this this might go back to the whole waiting 1349 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:11,120 thing. But like the sections where you 1350 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,680 just had to float through, you couldn't drive any because if 1351 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,240 you did, the fish would just come out of nowhere and eat you 1352 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,440 from some direction because they like picked up on. 1353 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,040 So where? Did you guys, where did you guys 1354 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,480 get that hint from? Because I honest to God didn't 1355 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,600 get that hint. And Blitz basically had to tell 1356 01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,320 me, Hey, they're they, they're react. 1357 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,440 They're blind to React. I got it from somewhere, like 1358 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,200 one of the know my slate somewhere was. 1359 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,960 It that was it was it in the name of the the the Sun City, 1360 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,440 like where the anglerfish fossil, the anglerfish fossil is 1361 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,360 there. So I thought that might have 1362 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,680 been I honestly. Don't remember where I got all 1363 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,640 the hints for everything from cuz like the things you find 1364 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,880 things in places you don't expect to cuz like. 1365 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,440 And then the other time that I felt like a genius in this game 1366 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:55,440 was when I was trying to figure out how to get into the statue 1367 01:05:55,440 --> 01:06:00,240 factory on the ocean planet. So you actually figured out to 1368 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,840 go underneath quickly? Because that took me a damn 1369 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:05,600 sight of I got. Launched into space from there 1370 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:10,680 that I could fly under. And so like while I was in space 1371 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,160 I was like in my jetpack and I flew under the island to get in 1372 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,520 there. Is that not the intended 1373 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,840 solution? I I think I literally went in 1374 01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,600 through it through the water using like as much just juice 1375 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,080 like. When I wait until I was up in 1376 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,000 space. Your way is way cooler. 1377 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,520 That's so awesome actually. You know, when I when I oh, go 1378 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,360 ahead way. So sorry audience. 1379 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,720 Giant steep is a is like it's kind of like a gas giant planet 1380 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,680 except it's completely water based for the most part. 1381 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,600 But there's storms on it that shoot islands the like 3 land 1382 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,360 masses on the planet into space every now and then and so you 1383 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,160 have a brief moment of 0 grab. How I ended up getting separated 1384 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,800 from my ship and floating into the sun was I got thrown off a 1385 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,880 giant deep and there was nothing I could do about it. 1386 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,920 My my jetpack was out of fuel so I just floated and it sent me 1387 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,440 straight into the sun. Thrown from science deep to the 1388 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,800 sun, that's like one of the furthest planets. 1389 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,560 Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. 1390 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,520 Just floating through space, nothing I could do because I had 1391 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,480 no jetpack. So gotta love it I. 1392 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,440 Really like the the games like the way it handles the physics 1393 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,480 too, because obviously it's modeling the physics of 1394 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,360 everything that's going on at all times. 1395 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,440 Like there's that little thing at the beginning of the game 1396 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:22,960 where if you go into the museum and you see the little balls 1397 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,640 rolling around on the floor, it tells you like you could feel 1398 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,280 the tidal pull of the Addle rocket. 1399 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,280 If you jump at that area, it actually pulls you a little bit. 1400 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,720 You don't land exactly where you come from. 1401 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,760 And like I thought the physical model in the game was really. 1402 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,680 Fantastic question about the game, I just thought about this. 1403 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,920 Do you ever think about the scale of it? 1404 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,480 Like how the planets were like 2020 kilometers super tiny? 1405 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,880 How small was the sun? Like how small must the planets 1406 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,560 and the people actually have been? 1407 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,200 Well, I was thinking of it kind of like in Kerbal Space Program. 1408 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,640 It's like a toy solar system. It's like 1/6 the size of ours, 1409 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,160 but it's like way denser to make that work. 1410 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,560 And so they had to go even further in that direction. 1411 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:02,640 And I thought that was really neat. 1412 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:06,280 When when I landed on a planet and then ran completely around 1413 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,760 it, I was like, we are not in No Man's Sky anymore. 1414 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,760 Oh no, you could. You could do Mario Galaxy S 1415 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,720 jumps and I really loved doing that. 1416 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:19,040 Ridiculous big like woo Hoo and like circumnavigate a planetoid. 1417 01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:21,520 Yeah, it was, it was interesting for sure. 1418 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,800 I but yeah, I I was thinking to myself like, are we just really 1419 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,359 big? Is that what it is like as this 1420 01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:32,359 is a species just big and these planets just look small because 1421 01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:35,399 we are all huge but. I mean, it gives us the units in 1422 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:39,560 metric system units, and it's just a really tiny S, like the 1423 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,960 entire solar system is smaller. You are relatively big compared 1424 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:47,200 to the planets as a person, yeah, I think like relatively 1425 01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:50,200 speaking, you are big. Yeah, but it's because the 1426 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,479 planets. Are so I tell people all the 1427 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,160 time, I mean, relatively speaking, I'm big, I got I got a 1428 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:57,680 belly, but I mean, it's it's relative to my butt. 1429 01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:03,240 Relative. So like you go through and I 1430 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,720 can't to tell you how much this game stuck with me. 1431 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,359 I let me go ahead and say apologies to blitz because I I 1432 01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:12,760 know I'm being mean to this game, but I also like this is 1433 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,080 good proof that we're not shills. 1434 01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:17,800 I don't remember half of what happened. 1435 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,560 I remember like you, so you guys can help me fill in details for 1436 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:25,319 sure, but I remember you go. You find out that through doing 1437 01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:28,600 science they fucked the world and you now have to unfuck the 1438 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,399 world and your hope it it doesn't get destroyed. 1439 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,399 But then you unfuck the world and everybody sits around as it 1440 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,640 dies and dies for for fucking good. 1441 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,920 And that's what I remember about the game. 1442 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,800 That's a simplified but fairly adequate description. 1443 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,080 I don't think anything you said is wrong per SE, and it's it's 1444 01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,439 simplified, but it's not I. Know there's more to it that's 1445 01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:53,680 why I'm saying you guys can definitely fill in more details, 1446 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,560 but it's just I don't know, it just didn't stick with me and I 1447 01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:00,440 I again, I wonder if that goes back to that how hyped this game 1448 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:03,320 has been on the Internet for so long that I was I guess 1449 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,920 expecting something more. I guess basically the main idea 1450 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:10,160 is that they know my essentially they couldn't find enough power 1451 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,560 to do something they wanted to do to find. 1452 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,680 There's a thing they're looking for called the Eye of the 1453 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:18,720 Universe, which is some kind of artifact in space and time that 1454 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,680 is older than the universe as we know it, essentially. 1455 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,720 And so they're trying to locate it, and the Nomi in this system 1456 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,800 discover that the Eye of the Universe is near one of the 1457 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,560 planets in the system, but it's not a planet you can reach just 1458 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,840 through ordinary space travel. So basically they set up a 1459 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:38,400 system near the sun to siphon power out of the sun in order to 1460 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:42,120 basically send probes in every which direction and every 22 1461 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,000 minutes basically it'll kind of warp back to the start so they 1462 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000 can continue sending probes. Like it ends up being like the 8 1463 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,840 millionth probe that finds the eye of the universe. 1464 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,560 Yeah. And then you get that direction 1465 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,600 from that too, so that you're able to find that with a warp 1466 01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:02,720 core that you end up pulling out of the Ash Twins project in the 1467 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,920 Ash Twin. That was a fun brain fart. 1468 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,560 I got to watch your face just go through. 1469 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,440 So many fun. Then the fact that the 1470 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:13,800 conversations are in text makes a little more sense now because 1471 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,320 they're writing it down, so in the next loop it'll still be 1472 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,360 there for them to read and see, right? 1473 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,360 OK, I got you. I got you. 1474 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,520 Yeah. And so the way that you end up, 1475 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:26,360 well, winning the game is you get that warp core and the 1476 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:30,320 coordinates and you find the original Know My Vessel in the 1477 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,480 Dark Bramble and use it to warp to the eye of the universe 1478 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:37,800 essentially, which is where you end the game. 1479 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,560 And that's the, I think the coolest aesthetic that I saw in 1480 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,960 the entire game was when you pop into that forest and the forest 1481 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,320 is just full of little galaxies everywhere, but they all start 1482 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,680 to supernova and disappear. That was really neat. 1483 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,320 And I figured that was representations of all of the 1484 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,160 other time loops. Basically, you know that was 1485 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,400 where they were happening. Was in this infinite forest of 1486 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,520 loops and now that that was no longer a thing, they were 1487 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,880 blowing up and disappearing. So that was cool. 1488 01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:05,840 I thought that was a really cool scene. 1489 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,920 I think there's a lot of places that you can interpret the 1490 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,160 ending to, and I kind of wonder what you guys got out of the 1491 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,160 ending because again, like I said, this is going to be a 1492 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,640 really spoilery episode, so I'm not too concerned about that. 1493 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,800 Again, people, if you think this game sounds interesting, play it 1494 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,160 on your own. There's a lot of really cool 1495 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,960 shit in it. Once you've heard it, you can't 1496 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,000 unhear it, I think. Yeah. 1497 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,480 Well, we don't. We don't have to tell them how 1498 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,360 to get the time. Warp yeah. 1499 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,320 I don't know. How did you interpret it, 1500 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,280 really? Cuz like I think like at this 1501 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,160 point you're kind of the one that I think enjoyed everything 1502 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,920 whole cloth the most out of the three of us. 1503 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,560 So I'm kind of wondering what your interpretation is. 1504 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,120 So my idea is they said that the eye of the universe is older 1505 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:46,360 than the universe, right? And at the end of the game, it's 1506 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,800 pretty clear that what occurs is a big crunch and Big Bang, 1507 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,840 right? I think the Eye of the universe 1508 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:55,240 in our universe is the last living survivor of the previous 1509 01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:58,440 verse before that cycle, and I think you become the eye of the 1510 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,840 next universe. Also because of the ending you 1511 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,400 got Nate, you actually missed something kind of important on 1512 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,520 the end screen which when it shows like the recreation of a 1513 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,920 planet that's similar to Tim or Hearth if you met Solanum, you 1514 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:14,360 actually see a like couple weird like mantis creatures on a 1515 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,920 campfire very similar to brain stars. 1516 01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,720 Because I never found that character, but I did reach what 1517 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,080 I thought was the true ending of the game. 1518 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:25,520 Maybe not, who knows, But yeah, no, I basically just interpreted 1519 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:30,440 as an even larger loop, essentially how like instead of 1520 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:33,600 the game just being that 22 minute loop, now we're going 1521 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,800 back to a more universal Big Bang Big Crunch loop and that 1522 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:41,240 this whole thing's just happening again after that in 1523 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,240 this new loop kind of situation. I agree. 1524 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,680 I think that that's the idea is instead of a 22 minute loop 1525 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:50,960 around a 14 billion year old essentially, but that I thought 1526 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,920 that the eye was supposed to be some something intelligent. 1527 01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,280 And I kind of got the idea that maybe that's where your 1528 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:59,840 character comes in like that now you're the the eye the next time 1529 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,760 around. And if an observer finds you, 1530 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,840 then that'll end that version of the universe. 1531 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,400 And it's all about saying goodbye. 1532 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,040 You know, it's like it's a tiny solar system with 22 minute 1533 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,520 blocked in a path. But on the other hand, like we 1534 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,640 live in a small world where we're blocked in for like 7080 1535 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,720 years in a one planet. And like no matter how much 1536 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,680 bigger you expand it, it seems like it's still about eventually 1537 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,120 everything has an ending, even if it's the entire fucking 1538 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,160 universe. Yeah, I thought it was kind of 1539 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,480 like accepting fate, you know what I mean? 1540 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:32,280 It's like denial, denial, denial. 1541 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,480 So everything keeps repeating itself, and then you finally 1542 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,440 figure out the problem and you accept what's going to happen 1543 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,480 and it ends. You know, it's almost like you 1544 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,600 could look at it like it's a. Very Buddhist idea, what you 1545 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,200 said like you're breaking free of the cycle of samsara, Yeah. 1546 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,120 Or you, I mean, I also equated it to like, you know, getting 1547 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,160 into like a depression loop or it's just, it's good. 1548 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,160 The cycles just kind of keep repeating unless you do 1549 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,640 something to remedy the situation. 1550 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,200 And so there there was a bunch of different ways that I took 1551 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:00,800 the way that the game played out. 1552 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:05,440 But again, for everything that I thought was cool about the way 1553 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,800 it ended and the questions that it asked and all of that, like 1554 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,400 it's just the actual gameplay. The game really just held it 1555 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,680 back for me. But I give the stories and. 1556 01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,800 It really determines how much like you've how much you enjoyed 1557 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:21,280 the way it told the story, because ultimately, this game is 1558 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,080 almost like a walk simulator in space. 1559 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:27,720 It is Kerbal Space Program meets Gone Home. 1560 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:31,280 Yeah, I would agree with that. And just how much you vibe with 1561 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,760 that idea, I think is going to determine how much you get out 1562 01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,520 of it. Like, you know, whether you 1563 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,680 found a story resident or not. And I did. 1564 01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:39,680 And I think you guys got it. Less resident with you guys. 1565 01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:43,200 But I still think that, yeah, I thought I'd like at least the 1566 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,440 game is an interesting engine for its own little stories too. 1567 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,280 Because out of all those 22 minute loops, you saw some 1568 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,360 really stupid shit happen and usually it was your own damn 1569 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,200 fault. Oh, I'd love to see them take 1570 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,560 this engine and like do an RPG or something in it. 1571 01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:58,880 I think that would be fun because their physics were like 1572 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:02,440 fun to deal with. But just don't make it an RPG 1573 01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,960 where everything resets every 20 minutes. 1574 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,640 Or if you're going to do that, make it a roguelike or 1575 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,040 something, you know, I don't know. 1576 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,200 If there's a rug like, it'd be even more frustrating because 1577 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:16,000 then you're just dead dead. You are dead, dead, dead. 1578 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:19,200 Dead, Dead I. Thought you were hot but you are 1579 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,040 not. You are dead. 1580 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:23,760 No, it's one of the best death screens ever. 1581 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,560 Well, you've always got anything else you'd like to touch on with 1582 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:29,080 the The Outer Wilds? Is there anything you want to 1583 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:33,960 dive in deeper on, maybe even giants deeper before we hear 1584 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,720 some ratings? Do you guys have any like 1585 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:40,160 specific like flights that went away you didn't expect or 1586 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,240 anything silly like that? No, I think I pretty much 1587 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,040 covered that when I was talking about things that I was before. 1588 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,520 I felt like a goddamn genius with a couple things that I did 1589 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,000 like. I don't think I have anything 1590 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,680 additional to add to it. I have one. 1591 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,800 I forgot that autopilot was a thing for a long time. 1592 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,640 So like I was trying to fly at these planets and I would be 1593 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,520 like too far up and I didn't realize for a while that the 1594 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,760 lines coming off. Were. 1595 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,280 Directions to where I was needing to to be at. 1596 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:08,680 So there were times that I would fly towards the planet and I'd 1597 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,240 miss it and fuck, I had to turn around, go, fly back towards it, 1598 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,800 miss it, fuck, turn around, fly back towards it, finally land on 1599 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,280 it but I'm going too fast, smack into it and die. 1600 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:22,320 God damn it. Ohh man the first time I tried 1601 01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,280 to land on the hourglass twins I had a perfect landing on in 1602 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:28,480 between and I felt like a goddamn genius every other time 1603 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:31,480 after that for like my next 10 attempts I slingshotted around 1604 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,840 the sun and found myself out in deep space. 1605 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,160 Did either of you fall into the black hole on accident? 1606 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:39,720 Oh yeah. The black hole in the middle of 1607 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,640 brittle hole. Yeah, dude, yeah, I fell in 1608 01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,560 there like 400. Times, God damn it. 1609 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,640 Alright, that's why I was really glad I found the meditate trick 1610 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,840 'cause otherwise, yeah, you're just in deep space without your 1611 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:50,720 ship. Next to the I. 1612 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:51,800 Guess you can go through the white hole. 1613 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,920 Station. White Hole station, but it's 1614 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,080 still a bit of a a schlep from there. 1615 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,600 Yeah, but I was just like, well. Yeah, especially because of all 1616 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,960 the platforming right there. It's just like 01. 1617 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,120 Wrong step. You're in the black hole. 1618 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,440 Fuck, now I have to reset. I. 1619 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,040 I figured you would have been really, I figured you would have 1620 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,160 been really good at the platforming though. 1621 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,600 Like did you do good at like getting like from like the the 1622 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,840 middle point of the planet to the hanging city? 1623 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,320 I thought. The platform was extraordinarily 1624 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:22,400 janky, especially when you had the little gravity pegs that 1625 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,640 made you be able to walk on walls and stuff. 1626 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:29,680 That made me sick, That yeah. I did run into some, I run into 1627 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,880 some issues with them too because it's like the button 1628 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:36,600 that is basically shoot up against gravity. 1629 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:39,600 Like doesn't always do what you think it's going to when you're 1630 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,720 coming between a peg and not on a peg. 1631 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,840 And that's like that whole, like it was a good idea, but I 1632 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:47,280 thought the way it was implemented was very janky. 1633 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,960 Like there were times where like you would just be walking up and 1634 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,960 then for some reason the gravity would let you go and you would 1635 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,480 start falling in a direction that you don't expect to be 1636 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,840 falling in because you were walking straight and now you're 1637 01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:00,440 falling sideways. So you mesh buttons and it's the 1638 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:03,240 wrong one I. Did not love that mechanic. 1639 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:05,160 Yeah, and. I am with you on. 1640 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:08,760 That platforming sometimes felt, I'll say, buttery, but not in 1641 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,520 like a buttery smooth way. It was like slippery almost, 1642 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,160 yeah. There was a difference between 1643 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,520 which plan that you were onto. Some planets were a lot more fun 1644 01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,160 to do that stuff on. Others like Bunny hopping across 1645 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,160 the Ash twin was great because there was low gravity and you 1646 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:25,040 could just go real fast. But then there was plants. 1647 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:28,120 Like if you try to do anything on the giant steep it sucked. 1648 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,200 Yeah, it was like. When I said fucking Mario Galaxy 1649 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,760 jumping, I was definitely thinking about being across the 1650 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,720 equator on the Ashwin and going across like 1/4 of the planet's 1651 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,960 width. Yeah, the giant steep I think 1652 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,600 had 1.7 gravity or something like that. 1653 01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:45,320 So it was like your jetpack was basically useless on that 1654 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,040 planet. Yeah, even if you use the 1655 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,440 booster, you really couldn't do anything. 1656 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,000 And then you. Unless, like Nathan, you were a 1657 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,960 genius and went to space. There is one more thing that I 1658 01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:59,080 thought was cool that I just remembered because it reminded 1659 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:04,720 me of SCP and it was the the rocks that were basically 1660 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,840 sentient and they would move if you looked away from them but 1661 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,160 you could take a picture of them. 1662 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,080 With your scout and then they wouldn't move because you were 1663 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,960 constantly looking at them 'cause they were on screen. 1664 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,080 I thought that was a cool mechanic. 1665 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,640 Did you find the shrine that explained that mechanic or did 1666 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,080 you just figure out on your own that you could use the camera? 1667 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,840 Cuz I had to go to the shrine that tells you about how to do 1668 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:27,000 that before I figured that out. I honestly used my knowledge of 1669 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,760 SCP. Wow, I literally thought about 1670 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,640 the one that only moves when you don't look at it. 1671 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,760 And I was like, what if I how do I keep? 1672 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:37,240 So I would for first, I was just running around just kind of like 1673 01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,640 staring at it as long as I could. 1674 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,720 I realized that wasn't gonna work and I'm like, fuck. 1675 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,400 Oh, I wonder. And I snapped a picture of it 1676 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:47,720 and I was like, oh, fuck, yeah, OK, it worked. 1677 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:49,760 I was very. That's cool that we found 1678 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,080 different ways to get that Eureka moment made you figured 1679 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,720 out on your own too, because I know you didn't go to that 1680 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,440 shrine. So how did you figure out that 1681 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:59,360 cameras would be good? So honestly, where I use the 1682 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,800 camera the most was actually as a marker. 1683 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:05,280 I didn't have a whole lot of the puzzles with the quantum stones 1684 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,960 or whatever. But like, you know, in the 1685 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,560 Sunless City, when you were trying to get back to the where 1686 01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:15,280 you were trying to find your way to the angler fish, That's where 1687 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,720 I found out about the angler fish having hearing problems 1688 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:20,960 when I tried to get to the angler fish fossil. 1689 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,040 One of the things when the hints is like, you know, bring a light 1690 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,080 and throw the light by the angler fish so you can find it 1691 01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,120 easier. It's like if you throw your 1692 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,120 scout there, it has a light on it. 1693 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:34,600 So you can find your way from the maze below back up to the 1694 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:38,320 Angler fish room. Oh wow, I never got in 1695 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,040 physically into the anger fish room, so that's really cool. 1696 01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:43,080 Damn. So it's like even in this game 1697 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:46,960 where we all figured out the main puzzles, like we found the 1698 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,840 end solution without figuring out every puzzle. 1699 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,480 So I guess that's got to be a credit for game design, that 1700 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,880 they fucking found a way that you could only solve like 60% of 1701 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:57,400 the game but still beat it, you know? 1702 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:00,960 Yeah, in a way it reminds me of like the games like STALKER and 1703 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,920 stuff like that where they drop you in and you have like 1704 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,720 objectives, but there are multiple ways you can go around 1705 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:07,080 getting that done, you know, got. 1706 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:08,920 It what are you going to do stalker for the show at some 1707 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:09,480 point? Right. 1708 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,000 Immersive SIM. Yeah, yeah. 1709 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:12,600 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll play Stalker at some 1710 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:13,960 point. Like I want to do soccer, I want 1711 01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,160 to do Prey. I want to do, you know, like a 1712 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,800 System Shock, like those, you know. 1713 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,760 Yeah, we haven't done any. Deus Ex. 1714 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,320 Yeah, Deus Ex is like the like when I was like hyping up high 1715 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:26,160 life to Nate, I was actually probably thinking about Deus Ex 1716 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,680 about 90% of the weight. Well, yeah, boys, that's that's 1717 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,480 Outer Wilds. Definitely check it out. 1718 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,520 Blitzy, thank you for your contribution. 1719 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,040 We we hope we we did the game justice. 1720 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:41,360 We want to do some some ratings. Who wants to start? 1721 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,960 I'll lead because it's obvious that I think I kind of got the 1722 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,640 intended experience out of the game more than you guys did. 1723 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:52,400 You guys were more critical about certain, you know, 1724 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,040 irritants and things that bothered you and I kind of took 1725 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,680 it at face value in a lot of ways. 1726 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,280 But ultimately I I really enjoyed just I enjoyed it as a 1727 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:04,120 puzzle box. I enjoyed it as a setting and I 1728 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,840 did enjoy the story more than I think you guys did too. 1729 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:11,960 So I think for me, like I think this is basically a game that 1730 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:16,320 for me at least, it's like you were trying to make a really 1731 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:19,600 self-contained story that does a lot of wacky shit. 1732 01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:23,520 And there's a lot of really, really like clever stuff done in 1733 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,480 the game to make it fit within the role that, you know what I 1734 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,440 mean? Like it's a small and yet huge 1735 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:30,760 role at the same time. And I think it's interesting and 1736 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:33,360 I think I'm going to give it a nine out of 10. 1737 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,560 I know that you guys ain't gonna get anywhere near that score, 1738 01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,240 but I think that's how I ended up with it. 1739 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,880 Cuz in the end, I mean, I found myself kind of crying tears when 1740 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:45,160 all them little supernova galaxies happened at the end of 1741 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,120 the game. And I realized, shit, this is 1742 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:50,000 the end. We didn't stop it, we didn't fix 1743 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:50,880 it. We just. 1744 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:53,840 Allowed it to happen. We were there, we got to see it. 1745 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:56,800 We broke the loop. We literally broke the loop 1746 01:23:56,800 --> 01:24:01,960 because we killed the thing that makes the time loop happen. 1747 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,800 The moment you pull that core out, the universe is fate is 1748 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:06,640 sealed. But we got to see the eye. 1749 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:10,880 We got to be there. And I don't know, it felt kind 1750 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,160 of moving and interesting. So I'm gonna go with 9 harmonica 1751 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,360 solos out of 10 banjos. All right. 1752 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,000 I thought it was an interesting concept. 1753 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:22,240 There was a lot of things that irritated me about it, but it 1754 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:27,080 gets points to me for the aesthetic of it because I 1755 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,960 thought it was a really interesting looking game. 1756 01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:33,120 I'll give it credit for. I thought the planets were cool. 1757 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,640 The mechanics and stuff kind of held some of it back for me. 1758 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:39,840 But I thought in general, like the planets were were 1759 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,960 interesting enough and I thought that that ending sequence was 1760 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:47,880 quite, quite good. But there was just so much that 1761 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:50,480 had been overhyped to me about this game. 1762 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,040 And I think again, that I'm keep coming back to that because that 1763 01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,600 is a big problem in gaming is overhyped. 1764 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,400 Nate, I know you agree with me on this. 1765 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,200 That's probably why I'll never play Earthbound because people 1766 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:04,520 talk about that game like it's the second coming of Jesus and 1767 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:06,680 I'm going to go back to it. It's probably dated as shit now. 1768 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,520 And I'm going to be like, why is why? 1769 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,720 What? What's the deal with this? 1770 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:12,600 You know what I'm saying? So hype is a problem. 1771 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:15,160 No Man's Sky went through that. They recovered. 1772 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:16,200 You know what? I. 1773 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,120 Mean, it's like they used to say about Triple H, He's a, he's an 1774 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,560 8 out of 10 wrestler that everyone talks about like a 10 1775 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,640 out of 10. So you think he's a 7 out of 10? 1776 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:28,120 Yeah, yeah, there you go. So I'm going to give the Outer 1777 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:35,280 Wilds 6 1/2 fireplaces out of 10 smacking into planets and dying. 1778 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,200 Yeah. And the place I come from for 1779 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,000 this game is like, I feel like I came at it with almost the 1780 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,640 optimal what you're told to do. Like as far as when I came in 1781 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:50,160 this game, I do very much like nothing about it. 1782 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:53,280 I didn't even know that this was a game that took place in outer 1783 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:55,360 space where I'd be flying a spaceship. 1784 01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:00,080 Like I came in hella blind where I'd like knew barely nothing at 1785 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:04,960 all except that everyone says this game was going to be a life 1786 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:09,120 changing experience and it has this super hype around it. 1787 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,440 And this is not the fault of the game. 1788 01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:14,360 But I kept waiting for that life changing experience to happen 1789 01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:17,600 and it never came close to being a quote UN quote life changing 1790 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:20,240 experience. I have that problem with a lot 1791 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:24,640 of media that people say is life changing and all that I have and 1792 01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:28,040 this is might be a fault on me as a human being, but I've never 1793 01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:31,480 experienced a piece of media that I found life changing. 1794 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:35,800 And so I'm still waiting for that experience in my life. 1795 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,280 Yeah, I've played many a good game. 1796 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,680 I've watched many a good thing, but I've never felt like my life 1797 01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:45,440 is different after Yeah, you know, it's just I, I got, I got 1798 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:48,320 really good enjoyment out of whatever it was or I would 1799 01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:50,880 didn't like whatever it was. And that's kind of just how it 1800 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,720 goes, yeah. And that's how I feel too. 1801 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,960 And so I think this game suffered from that because it 1802 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,720 did have that hype factor for games. 1803 01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:59,800 I didn't even know what the gameplay was like for a game 1804 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,360 that I didn't know what it looked like or anything. 1805 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,840 I was like, OK, but this is going to be that amazing of an 1806 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:07,440 experience. And in the end, I thought it was 1807 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,960 OK. Like, I didn't think it was a 1808 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,680 great game. I didn't think it was a bad 1809 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,000 game. I thought it executed well on 1810 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:17,440 the things that it wanted to. But I didn't have that wow 1811 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:21,400 factor or that thing that blew me away and in a lot of regards 1812 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:24,720 to things that I didn't like, held it back from the things 1813 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:28,840 that I did like. Like Dalton was saying, I'm 1814 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:31,680 going to actually just 1000% agree with Dalton on here. 1815 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,160 Like I'd be lying if I gave it A7 or higher because those were 1816 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:39,840 like positive scores. And this is I feel bad saying if 1817 01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:41,720 this is the definition of mid to me. 1818 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:47,400 So this game does get a 6 timber hearths out of 10 addle rocks. 1819 01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:51,640 And one of the things too, with a game that's super hyped and 1820 01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:55,000 going in blind is you start to wonder who, what's this going to 1821 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,520 be like? And you start to put together 1822 01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,160 things in your head about like what you want to be in the game. 1823 01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:01,680 So like Nate, I'll use, I'll just use you as an example. 1824 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:04,280 Like somebody's like, Oh, man, wait till you check out this 1825 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:05,840 game, man. It's, it's going to change your 1826 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:07,000 life. Like you thought you liked 1827 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,480 Hollow Knight. You just wait until you play 1828 01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:10,080 this. Well, then immediately in your 1829 01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:12,240 brain, you're like, Oh, it's going to be better than Hollow 1830 01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:13,400 Knight. Oh, what's going to have to do 1831 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,000 this, this, this and this to live up to it. 1832 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,440 And then you get to playing the game and you're like, well, this 1833 01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:19,520 is this is like Battleshift Brigade. 1834 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:20,920 Why are they telling me this is like hollow night? 1835 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,600 Like what is this? It's it's completely different 1836 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:24,040 experience. You know it. 1837 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,880 So that can happen too when you you build up. 1838 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:26,960 Now, I'm not saying you did this. 1839 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,040 I'm just using you as an example. 1840 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:31,560 But you you people can build up a false narrative in their head 1841 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,360 and then they get into the game and it's not what they want it 1842 01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:36,320 to be. And I think that's what happened 1843 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:39,840 with, you know, lots of games that come out and then just 1844 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:41,600 squander. Not that this game squandered, 1845 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,000 but people get these high expectations and then the game 1846 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:45,600 comes out and it's not what they want it to be. 1847 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:49,240 And the Internet collectively just goes and then that game is 1848 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:49,680 toast. I. 1849 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:52,000 Mean, I feel like I had a similar vibe with Ori and the 1850 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,960 Blind Forest, where everyone's like, yeah, this game's 1851 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,200 beautiful, it's gonna be amazing, and it's like, it is 1852 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:59,520 pretty, but I've played far better with one. 100%. 1853 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:02,440 Yeah, that game was beautiful, but fuck was it frustrating. 1854 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,200 And not in the fun way. The Hollow Night. 1855 01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:08,760 Is I was going to say we've played frustrating much 1856 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,680 convenience that were fun, yeah. And so like Blitzy, I hope 1857 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:14,520 you're not too upset that we didn't me and Dalton didn't get 1858 01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:17,600 as much enjoyment and love out of his, but at least Willie did. 1859 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,520 So like. We, we we still love you. 1860 01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:24,640 Yeah, yeah, I'm, I know. I'm going to get a notification 1861 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:25,960 on Patreon. Blitzy has cancelled their 1862 01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:29,000 Patreon subscription. Reason why? 1863 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:34,520 Fuck Dalton and Nate. On my homie. 1864 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:41,560 Man, so that means I get to make a poll after this episode 1865 01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:45,720 because our next episode up Phenomena, I know where this is 1866 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,680 almost house cleaning. But our next episode up I'm 1867 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,560 super excited about that is Pathologic 2. 1868 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:54,360 Oh, right, which is another one that people say go in blind. 1869 01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:57,760 Don't know anything about it. All I know about Pathologic 2 is 1870 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:01,360 it is a not happy game. Yeah, I've, I've been told it's 1871 01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:03,360 going to hurt me. It's like people were like, this 1872 01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:04,760 is not a game you play for enjoyment. 1873 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:06,280 This is a game you play to experience. 1874 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,520 And I'm like, all right, let's see how this goes. 1875 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:14,480 Yeah, so we. You know, I enjoyed getting 1876 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,560 getting some tears out because I'll be, I won't lie, I kind of 1877 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:18,800 cried a little bit at the ending of this. 1878 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,800 Game hey man, that's. Because I'm a little bitch baby 1879 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,440 and fucking when the end theme song hits and credits sometimes 1880 01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,200 I cry. No dude, I cry at media. 1881 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,480 There's nothing wrong with that, but this one just didn't do it 1882 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,200 to me. Fair enough. 1883 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:33,720 Yeah, believe me man, like I cry at like sad commercials and 1884 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,880 shit. So it's just like, no, it 1885 01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:38,240 doesn't take much for me. As soon as I start hearing, is 1886 01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,800 it Sheryl Crow? No, no. 1887 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,680 Ceremony same person. So this is 90s female country 1888 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:50,360 singer, same person. I can mean they both exactly 1889 01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,120 knew. Yeah, dude, because you're both 1890 01:30:53,120 --> 01:31:00,240 in the arms of the angels. But we got some questions, boys. 1891 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:06,240 The first one comes in from El Hefe and it's a red pill, Blue 1892 01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:09,960 pill. On the red pill we have Prey, 1893 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:14,400 Alien Isolation, Dead Space, and No Man's Sky. 1894 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:20,280 Blue pill we have Mad Max, Days Gone, Dying Light in Metro 1895 01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:23,720 Exodus and my brain just put together how those games 1896 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:27,160 correlate with each other. So red pill space games, blue 1897 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,880 pill post apocalyptic games. Which one you take? 1898 01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:33,760 I've literally only played one of these video games so it has 1899 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:38,000 to be red. Yeah, like No Man's Sky is 1900 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:42,040 really good, Metro seems interesting, but I also want to 1901 01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:44,840 give that whole column a negative vote because Dying 1902 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:48,160 Light seems like the opposite of things I would enjoy, so it's 1903 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:50,400 got to be red for me. All right, so I think it's a 1904 01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,720 little harder of a choice for me because Dying Light is 1905 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:55,320 interesting. It's a like a parkour zombie 1906 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:56,360 game. It's fun. 1907 01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:00,920 Metro Exodus is fire met. The Metro games are awesome. 1908 01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:04,240 I cannot wait for us to get around to those eventually, but 1909 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,480 I could give a shit about Days Gone or Mad Max. 1910 01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:10,480 I love No Man's Sky, I hate alien Isolation. 1911 01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:14,080 I mentioned wanting to play Prey earlier and Dead Space is 1912 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,920 awesome so I'm going red pill as well. 1913 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,400 We're we're space boys, apparently. 1914 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:21,680 Now just funny because I don't generally consider myself a 1915 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:24,480 space person because if you give me like high fantasy over Safa, 1916 01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:26,760 I'm taking high fantasy 10 out of 10 times. 1917 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,880 Oh yeah, if that have been. You've literally said you're 1918 01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:30,680 never going to space. That's an option I. 1919 01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:33,400 If that have been. Space is terrifying. 1920 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,640 I know I've gone into this in many episodes of this show. 1921 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,520 Space is terrifying. I don't want to be in space. 1922 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:44,000 Had that blue pill been like Elder Scrolls Gothic 2 and like 1923 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,960 the fantasy games, I'd have been taking blue pill all day. 1924 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:51,880 But so Jeff's next question, if someone offered you $5,000,000 1925 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,960 to eat the same thing for 20 days straight, what are you 1926 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:58,120 eating? Bro 20 days to eat the same 1927 01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:01,240 thing in a row like for $5,000,000 Like I could have 1928 01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:03,480 just done this in college with ramen noodles. 1929 01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:06,400 Like it is not hard to eat the same thing for 20 days straight, 1930 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:09,080 especially if there's a $5,000,000 price at the end. 1931 01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:11,560 I was. Going to say I would eat cake 1932 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,440 made. Pretty sure I did. 1933 01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:15,720 That was Subway sandwiches. I would make cake made with piss 1934 01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:20,720 for 20 days straight for five. Like if this is, yeah, you're 1935 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,360 just basically saying eat the same thing, Sure, give me a 1936 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:25,280 burrito. I'll eat a burrito every day for 1937 01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,560 20 days straight and be perfectly content. 1938 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:29,680 This is the easiest challenge I've ever seen. 1939 01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:32,760 Yeah, give me Marie calendar chicken pot pies. 1940 01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,560 Give me some pizza. I'll eat cheeseburgers hot. 1941 01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,920 Pockets. I'm fine, yeah. 1942 01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:39,400 Fucking taquitos. Like, yeah, there are. 1943 01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:42,040 There are plenty of things. You underestimate how little bit 1944 01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:45,240 of pickiness I have with food. I I think this is a harder 1945 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:47,800 question for people who are picky with food or is I'm. 1946 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,840 I'd be like, I'll fucking eat Burger King every day. 1947 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:51,640 I don't give a. Shit dude, I'll super so what's 1948 01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:53,880 that super size me? I'll do that shit. 20 days known 1949 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,000 fact. Willy for 20 days straight for 1950 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,880 $5,000,000 I would just eat deviled eggs and you know how I 1951 01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:00,440 feel. I'm not. 1952 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:03,800 And you refers would be doubled eggs refers would be hella ring 1953 01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:05,200 they're. Disgusting deviled eggs are the 1954 01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:07,800 grossest thing in the world and I would do that. 1955 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:10,040 For them, I'm so glad you hate deviled eggs 'cause that means 1956 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,440 every time we supposed to open a family function you're devil 1957 01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:13,640 days. Straight I would eat that for 1958 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:17,200 $5,000,000, no. Yeah, right. 1959 01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:19,600 It turns out that's a lot of dollars. 1960 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,240 Dude, that's like when you try to comprehend how much money 1961 01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,560 like Jeff Bezos has and you're like, oh, well, you take 1962 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:31,280 $1,000,000 and then you multiply that by a million or 1000 or 1963 01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:33,560 whatever. Yeah, it's ridiculous. 1964 01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:34,720 Ridiculous. So the next. 1965 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,680 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos. The next El Hefe question 1966 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:43,720 eliminate one place. We have Chivolte, McDonald's, 1967 01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:49,360 Burger King, Chick-fil-A, Taco Bell, Subway, Starbucks, KFC or 1968 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,680 Domino's. This is easy as. 1969 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,040 Shit, I had some thoughts about this one so well. 1970 01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:56,200 Then, Willie, you had thoughts. You go first. 1971 01:34:56,680 --> 01:35:00,080 OK, so here's the first thought. A lot of these are fungible with 1972 01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:03,800 other places like Subway. Like you're not losing that much 1973 01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,680 on Subway because you could go to Quiznos, Penn Station, 1974 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:10,240 fucking Firehouse Subs, McDonald's and Burger King, 1975 01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:12,400 obviously each other's counterpoints and all that. 1976 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,760 Chipotle. You could always go to Qdoba. 1977 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,680 KFC for sure. You could be eating fucking 1978 01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:20,720 Popeyes or Bojangles or Raising Canes. 1979 01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:24,640 Domino's, like maybe the least of the big four pizza chains. 1980 01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:27,320 I mean, I know that they apparently fixed their shit and 1981 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:28,920 it's supposed to taste like food now. 1982 01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:32,360 I don't believe them. Starbucks like the worst coffee 1983 01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:34,720 shop. Like every place that does the 1984 01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:37,600 same things coffee Starbucks does, they do it better. 1985 01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:41,960 That being said, man, Chick-fil-A is the most just 1986 01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:43,880 grotesquely overrated place of all time. 1987 01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:49,960 Like it is just soggy bad meat, not good, doesn't taste good. 1988 01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:53,720 Every other chicken place, Popeyes and everyone else does 1989 01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:55,160 the Chick-fil-A sandwich but better. 1990 01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:58,080 McDonald's does the Chick-fil-A sandwich but better. 1991 01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,720 There is no reason for Chick-fil-A to continue to exist 1992 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:03,960 in the year of our Lord 2025. No Jesus chicken in the year of 1993 01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:08,880 our Lord, right? This is one of the easier ones 1994 01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,320 for me. Chipotle is overrated garbage. 1995 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,600 I've I've only been to Chipotle handful of times and every time 1996 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:18,480 I've been there it's been just bland as fuck so. 1997 01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:21,600 Because you can always get Qdoba or even Taco Bell and. 1998 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:25,360 I would prefer Taco Bell over Chipotle so I'm getting rid of 1999 01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:29,320 Chipotle even though I don't like Starbucks coffee at all, 2000 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:33,000 but they have some snacks in there that I think are tasty so. 2001 01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:36,480 Yeah, and I have a weird soft spot for Subway. 2002 01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:39,800 Like I know they suck ass, but I used to enjoy the way they 2003 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,720 sucked ass and one day they'll suck ass again in a way that I 2004 01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:43,840 enjoy so. Much. 2005 01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:45,760 Yeah. Subway's hot garbage, dude. 2006 01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,280 There is no time in the world that I'm ever going to kick 2007 01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:52,360 Subway over any of the other 8 restaurants in that circle. 2008 01:36:52,520 --> 01:36:58,080 And I hate Burger King so. Oh, dude, Nate hurts. 2009 01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:01,280 I was certain he was going to go with Burger King, but yeah, now 2010 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:03,440 Nate, Nate knows his sandwiches. He's like, I could go to Jimmy 2011 01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:04,880 John's. I could go to Wish For, which I 2012 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:07,480 could go to fucking there's. No reason to go to Subway. 2013 01:37:07,480 --> 01:37:08,280 Jersey My. Wife. 2014 01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:10,520 Just there's a wife like Subway, so sometimes I have to eat 2015 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,600 there, but there's no reason to eat at Subway. 2016 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:16,080 My parents will get Subway every now and then and I'm like just 2017 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,680 get me a Philly that's just get me that toasted. 2018 01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:21,520 I can make that work. I would rather drive. 2019 01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:24,600 There's a fucking local subway. I'd rather drive to Middleburg, 2020 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:26,880 which is a 30 minute drive to go to Firehouse sub. 2021 01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,240 Yeah, yeah, it's our. Yeah, exactly. 2022 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:34,800 Go get that beef beef brisket. That hook and ladder I love on 2023 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:37,440 their their meatball sub. Hey, on your your brisket 2024 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:39,640 sandwich, do you want mayonnaise or do you want BBQ sauce? 2025 01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,320 And I'm like, yes. Yes. 2026 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:46,360 If you take fun fact, if you take BBQ sauce, like a sweet 2027 01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:48,560 Baby Ray style sauce and you mix mayonnaise with it, 2028 01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:50,480 congratulations, you just made Chick-fil-A sauce. 2029 01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,720 So everyone loves Chick-fil-A sauce and all They're like, oh, 2030 01:37:53,720 --> 01:37:54,800 that's why I like Chick-fil-A. I know. 2031 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:56,960 Yeah, it's literally mayonnaise and BBQ sauce mixed together. 2032 01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,040 So now you know. Is that the Polynesian sauce? 2033 01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:00,600 That's the one everyone goes ape shit for. 2034 01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,520 No, this is the literal just Chick-fil-A sauce, the 2035 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:06,720 Polynesian sauce, the. Polynesian sauce is the one that 2036 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:08,520 I imagine. I haven't had it, I'm just 2037 01:38:08,520 --> 01:38:10,200 imagining it's like. I had a funny moment. 2038 01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:14,000 I took a girl and we went there one time to Chick-fil-A and I 2039 01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:16,560 got Chick-fil-A sauce. She got Polynesian sauce. 2040 01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:18,640 And she's like, oh, the Polynesian sauce is so good, 2041 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,160 it's so good, yadda yadda, yadda. 2042 01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:22,480 And she was like, I've never had the Chick-fil-A sauce, let me 2043 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,920 try that. And she tastes it and she's 2044 01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:26,200 like, Oh my God, this is so much better than the Polynesian 2045 01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:26,760 sauce. What the fuck? 2046 01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:29,000 Why didn't I know? And I'm like, fat Boy knows 2047 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:32,160 what's up. I'm not going to steer you 2048 01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:34,640 wrong. You fat boy, you know Burger 2049 01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,520 King? The onion rings ain't great, but 2050 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:38,120 that zesty dipping sauce they got? 2051 01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:41,000 That makes it a package. So this will this the next 2052 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:43,040 question comes in from a dude named Dalton. 2053 01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:47,960 What is 1 HP of damage in real life? 2054 01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:51,520 So I can give you what I think it is, because when I it's. 2055 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:53,920 Like it really depends on what scale you're running with 2056 01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,400 because there's a difference between like a level 1D and D 2057 01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:59,240 wizard versus a Final Fantasy 9 characters you know? 2058 01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:05,880 One HP of human damage. My opinion is when I take Lilith 2059 01:39:05,880 --> 01:39:09,040 outside and I'm throwing her big ball with her, sometimes when I 2060 01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:13,400 throw it my grip I guess is too tight and it will push on my 2061 01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:17,360 fingertips and make them sore for like 10 seconds after I 2062 01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:20,920 throw the ball and I think that that is 1 HP of damage to my 2063 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,840 hand. I think it's just a paper cut 2064 01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:24,640 man. Like every time you get a paper 2065 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:27,480 cut it sucks. It's not going to kill you, but 2066 01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:30,440 I bet there is a certain number of paper cuts you could get that 2067 01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:36,520 eventually you would pass out. You get exactly 9999 paper cuts. 2068 01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:38,160 That 10 thousandth one killed you got. 2069 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:44,560 To get the phoenix down on you, I was going to say, I think I'm 2070 01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:47,520 thinking more like psychic damage, but I think you take one 2071 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:50,360 hit point of psychic damage every time you don't do the 2072 01:39:50,360 --> 01:39:52,720 right number of steps going up or down the stairs. 2073 01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:56,680 Every time you either do one step further down or one step 2074 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,240 further up than there actually is. 2075 01:39:58,480 --> 01:40:01,160 Because like if you if you do one too few, you just trip that 2076 01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:04,200 that's just actual damage. But the psychic damage you take 2077 01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:07,000 from thinking there's seven steps going up and you there's 2078 01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,840 only six. That is one hit point of psychic 2079 01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:12,360 damage. So talk about like walking down 2080 01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:14,880 the sidewalk and you're stepping perfectly in the squares, and 2081 01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:17,480 then you mess up and you step on a crack and suddenly your mom 2082 01:40:17,480 --> 01:40:19,760 can't walk. She took so many hit points. 2083 01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:21,320 Of damage, yeah, but you actually. 2084 01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:23,400 That's a that's a status effect on a hit point damage. 2085 01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:27,920 Okay snack one comes in from Connor you can choose three of 2086 01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,440 these to be real I'm going to do my best to try to read these 2087 01:40:30,440 --> 01:40:34,040 because there's like a shimmer on one or two of them so I'll. 2088 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,240 I'll tell you what I think I see on these Arby's. 2089 01:40:36,960 --> 01:40:39,080 Bimbo. Burger King, Clint. 2090 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,160 Chick-fil-A boy. I think that's Cat. 2091 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,560 Boy cat boy. Chick-fil-A. 2092 01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:44,200 Cat Girl. Chipotle. 2093 01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:48,520 Dill, Buffalo Wild Wings, I. Was like, is that Bill? 2094 01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:49,640 What is that bitch I'd like to fuck? 2095 01:40:49,640 --> 01:40:52,720 OK, yeah. Dill Buffalo Wild Wings E girl 2096 01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:56,800 Applebee's fem Boy Hooters fem Domino's got. 2097 01:40:57,360 --> 01:40:59,320 Fem Domino's is really good shit. 2098 01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,600 Goth IHOP. I didn't see that. 2099 01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:05,000 Before IMBO, Pizza Hut, MILF, Denny's, Monster Girl, 2100 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:09,880 McDonald's, Power Bottom, Panera Bread, Sub Subway, Tomboy, 2101 01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:13,280 Outback, Trans Bride, Taco Bell and Waifu Wendy's. 2102 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:17,680 All right, so there's two that I would definitely just want to go 2103 01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:22,040 to because that's kind of my jam, and that would be goth IHOP 2104 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:26,120 and MILF Denny's. And you know what? 2105 01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:28,880 I'm an ally, so let's go with Transpron Taco Bell. 2106 01:41:30,280 --> 01:41:32,120 The fucked up thing is, even when this question came in, I'm 2107 01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:34,120 like, you know, it isn't necessarily for me, but 2108 01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:37,400 transpite Taco Bell has to exist because I fucking love Taco Bell 2109 01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:40,640 anyway and I think these people should deserve more delicious 2110 01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,200 tacos. Goth IHOP and MILF Denny's I 2111 01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:46,920 mean. You're goddamn. 2112 01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:50,040 Right, really easily, and I'm really easily in all Arby's, 2113 01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:53,320 dude, they have the meat. I, I'm definitely going. 2114 01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:54,680 I think, OK, go and finish up Willie. 2115 01:41:55,040 --> 01:41:57,280 I think it's gotta be all Arby's transport, Taco Bell. 2116 01:41:57,280 --> 01:42:00,800 And as much as I like Buffalo Wild Wings, I'm actually not 2117 01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,920 really. I'm more of the DILF rather than 2118 01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:05,560 the DILF seeker, you know, So I think I'm, I'm going to go with 2119 01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:08,120 goth IHOP. I think that that is just that's 2120 01:42:08,120 --> 01:42:10,760 the juice. Well, it's no surprise to anyone 2121 01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:14,080 that Goth IHOP is getting the trifecta, because that's got to 2122 01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:16,200 be a place that. I guess what's up? 2123 01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:22,560 I'm also putting MILF in because love me a MILF and I love my I 2124 01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:26,040 love my trans friends. I'm glad that you guys would 2125 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:30,400 have the pride Taco Bell, but I am a simple horny man who likes 2126 01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:34,400 anime so my third one is wifey. Wifey Wendy's. 2127 01:42:34,880 --> 01:42:37,600 Damn I kind of can't believe I overlooked waifu Wendy's that 2128 01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:39,360 fast. Cuz that is actually pretty 2129 01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:40,360 technical. You say it out. 2130 01:42:40,360 --> 01:42:43,520 Picture like an anime chick behind the counter being like, 2131 01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:46,760 what would you like to order? And then you'd be like, let me 2132 01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:49,480 get a number 20. What a good choice, senpai. 2133 01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:52,680 I'm glad they think it's a good choice so you don't end up with 2134 01:42:52,680 --> 01:42:56,200 like Sundaray Taco Johns. That'd be fine. 2135 01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:58,560 Is that what you think? You're gonna fucking order, you 2136 01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,520 amazing little shit? Yes, ma'am. 2137 01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:05,160 Dad, you've got a little too far into the fem Domino's direction. 2138 01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:07,720 Do. You want pepperoni on that? 2139 01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:11,320 No. Do I? 2140 01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:14,000 So this one comes in from Fenris, and Fenris actually 2141 01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:17,160 wrote this one out. Here are five kids TV shows. 2142 01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:22,440 One of them has to go Pokémon, Digimon, Dragon Ball Z, 2143 01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:24,640 Yu-gi-oh, or Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. 2144 01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:27,280 Oh, I'm not making friends on this one, I'm sorry. 2145 01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:29,920 Oh I I have a very easy answer for this. 2146 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:34,000 Mine is Yu-gi-oh. I couldn't give a shit about 2147 01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:36,520 Yu-gi-oh. Yeah, getting rid of Yu-gi-oh. 2148 01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:39,600 I love all of those other ones much more than I ever got into 2149 01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:42,880 Yu-gi-oh. Sorry guys but as bullshit as 2150 01:43:42,920 --> 01:43:45,680 Yu-gi-oh is, it is the most ironically fun one. 2151 01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:49,560 Like watching Yu-gi-oh and just being like this show sucks ass 2152 01:43:49,560 --> 01:43:53,080 and I'm loving it is one of the most fun times I've ever had as 2153 01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:56,840 a kid watching cartoons. Unfortunately I think Digimon is 2154 01:43:56,840 --> 01:44:00,120 the one in double coverage. It just doesn't do that much 2155 01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,040 that the other monster shows did. 2156 01:44:02,640 --> 01:44:04,440 Fair enough. Like I could watch monster 2157 01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:07,360 rancher and be happy. I don't like Digimon had a great 2158 01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:09,960 theme song, Digimon had some great characters, Digimon had 2159 01:44:09,960 --> 01:44:12,800 some awesome Mons. Like I am not shooting on 2160 01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:15,240 Digimon whatsoever. I think yugioh is funnier. 2161 01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:17,840 That's better. All right. 2162 01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:22,640 The next one from Jeff make a $15 sandwich in the $5 tier we 2163 01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:25,760 got fried chicken, burger and grilled chicken $4.00 tier 2164 01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:29,080 bacon, Swiss cheese, onion strings and grilled onions are 2165 01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:33,320 three $3 tier Grilled onions, chili and American cheese $2.00 2166 01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:36,160 jalapenos, mushrooms and Pickles $1.00 tomato, lettuce, onion. 2167 01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:38,960 Let me do some math. Is this cheating? 2168 01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:43,120 Because here's my sandwich so. Yeah, I think we're both, we're 2169 01:44:43,120 --> 01:44:45,840 both about to get out of here for 11:00 to. 30 No I'm spending 2170 01:44:46,200 --> 01:44:52,720 all 15 of mine so I'm taking fried chicken and burger for 2171 01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:56,200 $10. We got a little Noah's Ark. 2172 01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:57,920 Action happening. Unfortunately, I have to make 2173 01:44:57,920 --> 01:45:02,240 one sacrifice to my plan here, which is going with the $3 2174 01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:06,200 American cheese and the $2.00 mushrooms. 2175 01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:09,800 OK. All right, OK, See, I was 2176 01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:13,800 thinking I kind of, I, I went with a basic build. 2177 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:17,600 I'm thinking I got to get that Berg, I got to get that Svise 2178 01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:20,240 queso, I got to get them mushrooms. 2179 01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:22,480 So that puts me at 11 dollars. I think I'm just going to add 2180 01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:25,800 Pickles for the joy of it and maybe onions to putting me at 2181 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,560 $14.00 and I'm very happy. I assume we get sauces for free. 2182 01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:32,560 I imagine we get like Mayo or mustard or whatever if we want 2183 01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:33,960 it. So I'm assuming I get like a 2184 01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:36,240 garlic aioli to go with the mushroom Swiss? 2185 01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:40,120 Yeah, that seems reasonable. All right, so I think I'm going 2186 01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:41,760 to go. Dalton's fat boy brain is 2187 01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:44,400 ticking. It is, it is because you know 2188 01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:46,400 what, fuck it. I like red onion and I like 2189 01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:47,760 onion strings. I'm going burger. 2190 01:45:48,080 --> 01:45:50,880 Onion strings, American cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, onion. 2191 01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:53,680 Hell yeah. Just classic good burger. 2192 01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:58,640 And I would sub onion strings for bacon if I was feeling up 2193 01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,360 for it. But Swiss cheese is good too. 2194 01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:04,200 But dude, like a mushroom Swiss burger, those are so fun, 2195 01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:05,800 especially you get the little bit of the gravy with the 2196 01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:07,760 mushrooms on there so it gives it a little moisture. 2197 01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:09,720 Oh. So I love mushrooms with all. 2198 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:12,080 Right. And this last question comes in 2199 01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:15,600 from Nate. When you grow up, I love this is 2200 01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:17,600 I always saw this as dinosaurs. So I love that this is 2201 01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:19,560 different. When you grow up, people stop 2202 01:46:19,560 --> 01:46:21,640 asking what your favorite medieval blunt weapon is. 2203 01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:23,760 They don't even care. So what is your favorite 2204 01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:28,880 medieval blunt weapon? We got the cudgel, the spiked 2205 01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:32,960 club, the Mace, the flanged Mace, the tremelo Mace. 2206 01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:38,240 Just getting on this. God damn it, that last one. 2207 01:46:38,240 --> 01:46:41,880 The Mall, the Warhammer, the Morningstar, the Quarterstaff, 2208 01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,120 the Flail and the Beck de Corbum. 2209 01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:45,840 Oh. Man, there's some good. 2210 01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:49,280 OK, I'm gonna say I don't know if the Beck de Corbum counts as 2211 01:46:49,280 --> 01:46:51,600 a blunt weapon. That thing looks spiky as shit. 2212 01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:54,480 But it has a hammer on it. OK, it is definitely a warhammer 2213 01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:55,520 with a sword on the middle of it. 2214 01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:59,120 Is is Beck de Corbum literally French for Crowsbeak? 2215 01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:03,040 Because it sounds like it is. It might be I I'm not up on my 2216 01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:07,840 French, but yeah, I mean that thing, that's a serious weapon. 2217 01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:11,120 It. Means Ravens. 2218 01:47:11,120 --> 01:47:12,560 It's old French for Ravens. Beak. 2219 01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,760 Yep. Nice. 2220 01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:18,640 Oh man, I do not know if I could successfully wield a mall. 2221 01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:20,080 It doesn't matter if you could wield it. 2222 01:47:20,080 --> 01:47:22,960 Do you like it? Oh that's fair, I was going to 2223 01:47:22,960 --> 01:47:25,320 say I've I've picked one up in the torture museum in Saint 2224 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:27,200 Augustine and fuck that thing is heavy. 2225 01:47:29,120 --> 01:47:33,440 Also giant ass great swords. Good luck you. 2226 01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:35,960 You better be a fucking the mountain. 2227 01:47:36,320 --> 01:47:38,640 I'm feeling the flanged Mace because it makes me feel like I 2228 01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:41,360 would feel like a character from Hexen or Heretic swinging that 2229 01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:43,560 shit around, you know? That was digging Flange Mage 2230 01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:46,880 too, but I think I'm gonna go with what was essentially my 2231 01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:51,120 ended up being my main in Elden Ring, which was the Morning 2232 01:47:51,120 --> 01:47:54,840 Star. Yeah, unsurprising. 2233 01:47:55,080 --> 01:47:56,720 Yeah, see, I was. I thought you were either going 2234 01:47:56,720 --> 01:48:00,200 to go Morningstar or Mole. I was leaning toward flail but I 2235 01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:03,080 feel like, well as far as like just thinking how cool they are, 2236 01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:07,800 flail was definitely super cool. But I feel like you have more of 2237 01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:10,520 an opportunity to hurt the fuck out of yourself too with a flail 2238 01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:12,640 if you. It's an unchecked role. 2239 01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:15,080 It looks really cool, but it is a great way to kill yourself. 2240 01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:18,800 And since Nate picked the morning Star, I'll go. 2241 01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:20,600 I'll go the back to Corbin. That thing is sweet. 2242 01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:23,240 I would love to have one of those just hanging on the wall, 2243 01:48:23,320 --> 01:48:25,680 which I do. I by the way, I got this bad ass 2244 01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:27,720 sword that Diana got me. I got hanging up on the wall 2245 01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:29,600 over here things awesome. Excalibur No. 2246 01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:33,000 But it it basically looks like a warhammer with an added spear 2247 01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:35,040 you could jab people with. Like that's dope. 2248 01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:39,520 Added a bayonet to my Warhammer. I call her Bayonetta. 2249 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:42,760 Are we going back to goth IHOP already? 2250 01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:44,120 I. Never left. 2251 01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:48,880 Maybe goth I hop left you, but I never left it. 2252 01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:51,400 What is this accent we're doing? What doing it? 2253 01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:56,880 So boys, that brings us around here to the end, because that 2254 01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:58,800 was the end of the questions. Is there anything that either of 2255 01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:02,360 you would like to plug before I'd run through the the finale 2256 01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:03,760 here? Just my butt. 2257 01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:05,920 Fair enough. I'll watch you. 2258 01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:07,200 Well, you got anything you would like to plug? 2259 01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:12,880 I would like to plug your butt. All right then, then when it's 2260 01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,840 time for house cleaning, we can get on up out of here and we'll 2261 01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:17,680 be back in two weeks to talk about some Pathologic 2, which 2262 01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:19,680 I'm super stoked about. And there will be a new poll up 2263 01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:22,600 in the Discord. And Speaking of the Discord, if 2264 01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:26,160 you'd like to join the Discord is bit dot LY slash TSMP 2265 01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:29,560 discord, all capital letters and that'll get you in invite. 2266 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:32,000 You can come join. We have good conversations in 2267 01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:33,040 there. There's sections for all the 2268 01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:36,680 different shows under the TSMP umbrella and you can vote on the 2269 01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:40,160 polls. I haven't updated on the show 2270 01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:41,960 about those in a while, so let me run through those very 2271 01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:44,480 quickly. The current poll that is up that 2272 01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:48,400 will be ended at the end of this the winner Metal Gear Solid, two 2273 01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:50,160 Sons of Liberty. Oh shit. 2274 01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:54,760 I can't wait, man. That game is like, when you play 2275 01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:56,320 it, it's going to be like, oh shit, could Kojima see the 2276 01:49:56,320 --> 01:49:57,280 future? What the fuck? 2277 01:49:57,280 --> 01:50:00,440 It's going to be fun. What the fuck I need scissors 61 2278 01:50:00,440 --> 01:50:02,080 but. Yeah, our, our next, our next 2279 01:50:02,080 --> 01:50:04,160 game up is Pathologic 2. And then after that will be 2280 01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:06,840 Jurassic World Evolution. And then that's when Metal Gear 2281 01:50:06,840 --> 01:50:09,800 will happen is after that. There's also a short poll and a 2282 01:50:09,800 --> 01:50:11,920 retro game poll. Those have been up for a while, 2283 01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:15,400 so I'm just gonna leave them because we haven't had to use 2284 01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:18,960 those in a bit, but that's OK. So other than that, man, if you 2285 01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:21,560 would leave us a review over on iTunes or Spotify, it really 2286 01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:23,320 helps us out in the algorithm, helps people find the show. 2287 01:50:23,480 --> 01:50:25,280 Check out the website bit dot LY slash. 2288 01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:27,760 The Steam Machine Podcast, capitalized phonetically, kept 2289 01:50:27,760 --> 01:50:29,480 up to date by Dane. Thank you very much, Sir. 2290 01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:32,520 If you would like to join the Patreon and support the show, 2291 01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:34,840 which really would mean the world to us, that is 2292 01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:37,920 patreon.com/the Steam Machine Podcast. 2293 01:50:37,920 --> 01:50:40,440 A dollar or more a month gets you the episodes early and you 2294 01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:42,720 get the banter in the beginning. That is just for the Patreon 2295 01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:46,120 people and $10 or more a month gets you your name. 2296 01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:48,720 Read on each and every episode like these wonderful people. 2297 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:51,440 Nate, Sir Cogsworth, the 7th of Juniper Jet, the original 2298 01:50:51,440 --> 01:50:53,120 Expendable, Mr. Syllables, Old Jiffy Lube. 2299 01:50:53,120 --> 01:50:54,480 Also he's a duck. Eriser. 2300 01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:57,440 Adam chucked out his podcast revival and extinction Team 2301 01:50:57,440 --> 01:50:59,200 Retro. Go check him out over on 2302 01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:01,560 YouTube. Mr. Puzzles, Dane himself, Chad 2303 01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:04,360 the mad lad, no goddamn see in his last name, Shaffer, Flying 2304 01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:08,200 Brian, Doran Gray the RPG Wolverine, Logan, Jorid, and 2305 01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:11,080 Blitzy the dragon. Thank you all very, very much. 2306 01:51:11,080 --> 01:51:14,720 You are much appreciated and shout out to the JRPG Report, 2307 01:51:15,200 --> 01:51:18,000 the biweekly JRPG news show that I do. 2308 01:51:18,280 --> 01:51:20,400 And there's been some interesting stuff coming out 2309 01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:22,160 lately. Not a lot, but the stuff that 2310 01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:23,160 has been there has been interesting. 2311 01:51:23,160 --> 01:51:25,760 So go check it out. Other than that, boys, we'll be 2312 01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:28,120 back in two weeks to talk about some Pathologic too. 2313 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:31,400 So ladies and gentlemen, until then, we hope you enjoy the 2314 01:51:31,400 --> 01:51:33,960 Steamy awards. I hope people who listen to Dane 2315 01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:38,320 and Jeff's Media jump and media dump enjoyed the the drunken 2316 01:51:38,320 --> 01:51:41,320 year in review that me and Willie were a guests on and 2317 01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:44,600 that's about it. So take it easy.