1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,600 This week on the Machine podcast Medals game was like 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,280 incarceration. Yes, we played our game song 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,920 Alien Isolation. Queue the music. 4 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,600 Hey everybody, and welcome back to another episode of the Steam 5 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,600 Machine podcast. My name is Dalton and joining me 6 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,880 this week, we got the one, the only the Willy. 7 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,200 We've got the devilish, the dapper, the Dane. 8 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,960 What up? And then we've got I'm I'm 9 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,720 sorry, Sir, what did you say your name was? 10 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,600 It doesn't matter what your name is. 11 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,200 And we got Jeff here, too. Yeah. 12 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,240 Hey Sailor. How you doing, buddy? 13 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,160 I had to hit you with The Rock. I was watching some wrestling 14 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,240 stuff earlier that was talking about classic Smackdown. 15 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,240 And actually it was talking about the promo where The Rock 16 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,160 said it was when WWF switched over to WWE and The Rock said if 17 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,120 you don't want to be here, then you could do like the slogan 18 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,000 says and get the F out. Such a cheesy line in 19 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,520 retrospect, but as a kid I was like, yeah, get him Rocky. 20 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,680 I love how you did that to the dude with the most fucking 21 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:40,800 nicknames in the entire group. I also have always spiked the 22 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,960 shit out of my mic when I did that but it'll be OK. 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,480 It's all names that you gave me. It is and I would add more if I 24 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,760 would remember them. I remember at one point I was 25 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,000 old expendable just because I kept getting. 26 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,400 I was the first one always getting killed in Phasmophobia. 27 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,800 There's like there's a ghost charge. 28 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,360 Hey guys, I'm dying. Mr. Expendable. 29 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,880 It's got an axe. Well boys, how you, how you 30 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:09,680 doing? How you doing? 31 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,440 Let's go ahead and start with Jeff, since I I already yelled 32 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,280 at you. How you doing buddy? 33 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,000 Well, I don't know if I want to talk to you anymore. 34 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,240 You hurt my feelings. I. 35 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,280 Didn't know you had any feelings. 36 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,480 I don't, but nothing much, just I've been playing. 37 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,120 What have I been playing it? I've been dabbling back in the 38 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,680 Skyrim. It's been a a few months since I 39 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,920 last played it. I'm doing everything in my power 40 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,600 not to continue my love for Mass Effect. 41 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,920 You should play Andromeda. I don't know if I want to 42 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,320 because it's not good. No, no, no, no. 43 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,720 No, you've only heard it's not good. 44 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,760 True, I heard. Actually, what I've heard is 45 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,360 it's fine. I. 46 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,880 It's perfectly fine. People were pissed because they 47 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,640 wanted more shepherd. You don't get more shepherd. 48 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,360 That's that was the issue with Andromeda as far as I heard. 49 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,720 Well, also performance issues and such. 50 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,520 Oh, that's fixed long by now though. 51 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:07,040 Oh, I know it has nothing to do. OK, I'm a little. 52 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,840 It's like, yes, this doesn't follow Shepherd, but that's just 53 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,560 like, I don't know, I heard the game. 54 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,520 It kind of is sort of empty. Well then, have you maybe 55 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,120 thought about trying something like a Dragon Age Inquisition, 56 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,480 one of the newer Dragon Age games? 57 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,720 Because it's the same style of game, just fantasy. 58 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,560 I know you're not big into fantasy, but you do like Mass 59 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,880 Effect a lot, so you might enjoy Dragon Age. 60 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,640 How much is it right now on a PlayStation? 61 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,520 Oh right, I have no idea. What the fuck. 62 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,680 Let me just pull that number out of my butt hole real quick, 63 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,120 Jeff. It's $3 if you go to Mr. Bay. 64 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,360 Yeah, if you got it, I can tell you how much I did on Steam. 65 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,560 I can look at it real quick, but. 66 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:48,640 I don't play things on Steam because that requires me to sit 67 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,280 at my computer. My chair sucks, it's too hot. 68 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,400 What's the name of the? Podcast. 69 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:58,080 You're on again homie. It's called a meandering dump 70 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,520 and I'm dumping all over my meandering. 71 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,240 Oh my goodness. But so yeah, I just been 72 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:12,520 dabbling into Skyrim, which is always a nice comfort, comfort, 73 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,200 comforting game to come back to do. 74 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,960 You get up to the cloud district often. 75 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,920 That guy has died long ago. I'm sure. 76 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:22,640 There are two people I always kill in White Run immediately. 77 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,880 One is Nazeem, the other one is Heimsker, the guy who's just 78 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,000 shouting about Talos. I like him. 79 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,600 He's like just a little crazy St. 80 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,600 Preacher. Man, I know he won't shut the 81 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,760 fuck up. It's like 2:00 in the morning. 82 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:38,480 He's out there like he my word you have you come to grasp in 83 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,400 the glory of Talos. No, motherfucker. 84 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,880 I've studied these principles. I like Mara, I like Kenerith. 85 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,480 Talos is not a real God. I'm one of those long with the 86 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,120 Empire. By the way, you. 87 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,160 Just want to kiss the old Mari on the lips. 88 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,360 If I want the Game of the Year edition for Inquisition, it's 89 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,520 $40. Yeah, it's 3999 right now, but 90 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,600 it's not on sale. Catch that on sale for 10 bucks 91 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,560 guaranteed. We will see. 92 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,320 We will see. Apart from that, it's just been 93 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,640 working, Sir, too much work lately. 94 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,440 My bosses right now, they're just constantly just like we 95 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,760 need to ship jobs, we need to satisfy the customers. 96 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:20,600 Just like I thought I got out of retail to avoid customers, but 97 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,600 it is what it is. It's the part I hate about 98 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,800 retail most. Everything's easy except dealing 99 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,440 with people. Dealing with people is easy for 100 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,720 me. It's just draining. 101 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:35,320 Yeah. But apart from that, no that. 102 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,680 That's about it. Just work and play in Skyrim. 103 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,040 Well, Dame, why don't you pour a little sugar on us and let us 104 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:46,640 know what you went up to? So me and the wife went and got 105 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,720 memberships at the YMCA last week. 106 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,760 I hear it's fun. Yeah, I worked out for Yeah, 107 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:58,040 hang out with all the boys and I actually went and worked out and 108 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:02,320 I am sore as shit. I love the first time back from 109 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,040 not working out in the long time Soreness. 110 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,680 Man, that's a good. Well, I thought I was good. 111 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,040 I'm like, this will be alright. Let's put this weight on up 112 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,640 here, man. I used to work in steel. 113 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,080 We can do this. I'll start going and I'm like, 114 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,760 I'm good, I'm good. It's skin heavy. 115 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,360 Push through, push through. I kept going and next day I got 116 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,560 up. Ow, two days later I'm still 117 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,360 feeling first day back. Look at stuff. 118 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,040 As I've gotten older, I much prefer the machines that are 119 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,840 like pulley systems as opposed to just like getting up under a 120 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:39,000 fucking weight bar with like, you know, 'cause I used to 121 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,200 bench, I'm not bragging, but I used to bench like 275. 122 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,840 That's not a ton, but I mean it's a decent amount of weight. 123 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:51,000 And now I would probably be like pressed to bench 175 and I like, 124 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,160 it's just I just don't do that anymore. 125 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,400 All my workouts now, like when I do stuff, I'm like, I like the 126 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,400 thing where I sit down and I push it forward and bring it 127 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,280 back to me. That's the same as benching. 128 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,320 It's just I don't have the possibility of dropping that 129 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,080 fucker on my neck and killing myself. 130 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,720 Yeah, I kept it to the machines because I don't want to be that 131 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,960 guy who has to be saved and. Exactly. 132 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,440 You know, and to make it even worse, the one the Y that we're 133 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,160 going to like at the time of day that I'm hitting it, it's filled 134 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,280 with all of the octogenarians from the town. 135 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,640 So to be saved by like 3 old guys who have to come over there 136 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,280 and get my pigeon chested ass out from underneath the dead 137 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,280 weights, you know, just Nah, I'll stick it to the machine. 138 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,400 Yeah. I'll never forget my buddy and 139 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,400 me. That's a good band name. 140 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,320 Stick it to the machine. That is a good band name. 141 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:40,000 Me and my buddy Jordan used to like go back and forth trying to 142 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,360 out lift one another. And I remember loading up 1000 143 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:48,040 lbs onto the leg press machine and got up under it and let the 144 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,120 thing down and let that thing come all the way down. 145 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,080 And I pushed it back up and I dropped it down and I pushed it 146 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,600 back up one more time and I put the things back up and got up 147 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,360 and Jordan's like, yeah, I'm good. 148 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,000 I'm not going to try that. He did end up doing it like a 149 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,440 week later. But I remember being on the 150 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,520 phone with my dad being like, man, my legs are sore. 151 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,200 He's like, did you work out your legs today? 152 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,040 I said yeah, I put 1000 lbs on the thing and pressed that twice 153 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,640 in a silence for like 5 seconds. And my dad goes, Dalton, that's 154 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:19,480 half a ton. And I was like, yeah, and he 155 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,200 goes, you're going to hurt your fucking back. 156 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,280 And look at me now. I have back problems and my back 157 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,240 is currently hurt right now. So yeah, he should have listened 158 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,160 to him. But no, I had to be cool and 159 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,000 lift really heavy back then because I was big man, big, 160 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,600 strong man. Daddy knows best. 161 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,480 Daddy knows best. I need to get my ass back to a 162 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,280 gym. I have bet last time I went, my 163 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:46,120 brother and I, I think I was, I just exited high school and we 164 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,360 would actually commit, you know, three times a week and we did it 165 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,520 for about 3 months straight and all of a sudden we missed one 166 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:58,000 day and that's how it started. Now we're both just, I think I, 167 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,320 we used to play, well, I used to play Sunday football for I did 168 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,880 it for like 13 years straight until 1 unfortunate game. 169 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:12,240 So I got a, I got tossed and got a severe knee, knee in the back 170 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,040 and I couldn't move for two days. 171 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,840 And my wife is just like, you will not play football ever 172 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,280 again. It's like, all right. 173 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,240 And it's been like four years, guys. 174 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,760 I don't know if you know this but I'm whipped dude. 175 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,920 I wasn't. I was going to make a joke about 176 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,280 you being whipped. And then I was like, no, that's 177 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,520 disrespectful. I won't do that. 178 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,560 So I'm glad you said that because I was going. 179 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:38,400 To go. Oh, she's definitely the boss. 180 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,440 I was going to say, listen, if I had a wife, happy wife, happy 181 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,760 life, whatever she says goes. I do not judge you a fucking 182 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,960 bit. I learned that early on from my 183 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,280 dad. I've never seen my parents argue 184 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,200 or fight once in my entire life. So obviously they're doing 185 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,600 something right. So I try to learn from them. 186 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,760 I took the stance early on. I can be right or I can be 187 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,760 happy. So I decided to be right 188 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:06,440 everywhere else. Yeah, other than getting my ass 189 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,880 handed to me at the gym and playing a lot with the kid this 190 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,560 past week. I posted a video on Discord 191 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,360 earlier today. I know Dalton saw it. 192 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,560 My mom ordered some Bluey puppets. 193 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,840 Officially, it's for my daughter. 194 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,960 She's 7, but one of them was Unicorse. 195 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,800 Who no y'all haven't seen the show but Adam's going to love 196 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,920 this talk right now. Unicorse is a very, very 197 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:36,000 obnoxious puppet that the dad on the show uses to harass the 198 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,440 children and his wife. Yeah, Brandy's when I was used 199 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,160 to. And I have been, I have been 200 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,520 waiting for Unicorse to become an actual toy that you can buy 201 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,080 for so long because as soon as it got here, my daughter's like, 202 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,840 yay, Unicorse in that snatch out of her hand and I put it on and 203 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,920 start aggravating the shit out of everybody with it. 204 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,880 I love it. I love it. 205 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,200 I used to watch it with Daphne. So it's like I've gotten osmosis 206 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,880 like there, dude, there's a couple episodes of Bluey that I 207 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:04,200 was like, this is fucking heavy for a little kids show. 208 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,000 Oh yeah. The like the fact that they 209 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,080 touch on the fact that the mom's sister. 210 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,480 Yeah, that's the exact episode they. 211 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,000 Have kids. That exact. 212 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,120 Episode made me cry. There's an episode where she's 213 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,160 draw all the, the whole family's drawing. 214 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,000 Everyone's like, wow, mom, you draw really good. 215 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,400 And like, yeah, my mom taught me. 216 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:28,120 And then the story ends up being an allegory for about how her 217 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,840 mom died when she was young. And they're just hitting you 218 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,400 with this heavy stuff. If you read between the lines, 219 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,600 you know that the mom had a miscarriage right before Blue he 220 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,560 was born. Yeah. 221 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,280 And all that shit's in the show. And then you have things with 222 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,440 the dad, like the Father's Day special where the kids interrupt 223 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,240 him talking to another dad about how it's just a quick snip snip 224 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,160 and then you're fine. Talking about getting a 225 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:54,280 vasectomy just slid that under the radar. 226 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,120 Yeah, it it, it surprised me, like how how deep some of them 227 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,800 would go without like trying to overtly beat the kids in the 228 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,200 head with it. It's like it's there for the 229 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,720 adults to realize where the kids are just still enjoying just a 230 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,640 Bluey episode. So yeah, I always find that, 231 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,480 like when cartoons can do that, I find that really, I think I've 232 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,320 told this on the show before, but I will never forget watching 233 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,560 Rugrats. That was a thing me and my 234 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,400 grandma used to do together. We always watch Rugrats 235 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,320 together. And there was this one episode 236 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:28,280 where they were Stew and Angelica's dad, I don't remember 237 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,360 his name, but it was Stew and OK, so it was Stew and Drew, 238 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,240 Tommy's dad and him. So Stew and Drew were taking the 239 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,960 kids to I think it was putt putt. 240 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,720 They were going to do mini golf or something like that. 241 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,280 No, they going to take him to ice cream and they saw the mini 242 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,600 putt place and they were like he goes, Oh man, you Drews like we 243 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,960 haven't played mini putt in forever. 244 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,800 Wouldn't that be fun? And stews driving and he goes oh 245 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,240 what the heck, let's go, let's go play a game. 246 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,240 And I remember just looking at my grandma like he said, heck, 247 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,240 he said what the heck, they can't say that on TV. 248 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,800 Like just mind blown, right? Imagine the first time that I 249 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,280 like turned onto a movie channel. 250 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,720 No, I'll tell you what, one of the culture shock to me because 251 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,000 I was around the same age, staying at my grandparents house 252 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,920 up later than I should have been like I do still now flipping 253 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,000 through channels stop on the E channel. 254 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:19,840 What's on Howard Stern? The the TV version, So obviously 255 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,960 you didn't see anything, but what's on Howard Stern? 256 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,200 2 completely naked girls with just black bars covering their 257 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,480 stuff as they're talking to Howard. 258 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,280 I was very interested in this as a young boy. 259 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,400 I wasn't sure why I was interested in it because I was 260 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,760 like 6 or 7, but I was very interested in it. 261 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:39,200 Oh man. So, Willie, how are you? 262 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,520 How are you, my good Sir? What you up to? 263 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,960 Well, you know, for a little while I was having some pretty 264 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,720 low key days. So for a lot of these last 265 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,200 couple weeks, pretty much all I was doing was playing like job 266 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,960 games, like you know, games where you run your own job. 267 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,920 So like gas station simulator and stuff like that. 268 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,760 I ended up getting back into the Truck Simulator, game 0, Truck 269 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,000 Simulator 2 and American Truck Simulator. 270 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,120 And man, that is just really good and relaxing to put that on 271 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,200 and put on like a podcast or a Let's Play video on the other 272 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,880 screen and just drive some stuff around. 273 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,440 Like it's even got to the point where I can kind of back the 274 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,560 trailers up without having to go to the above head camera 275 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,520 depending on the situation. Man, I am still one of those 276 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,040 guys that I pull in and it's like, do you want to do this? 277 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,840 You just want to auto do it. I'm like auto. 278 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,960 Thank you. You get better at it faster than 279 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,200 you'd expect, it just it takes practice. 280 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,280 I haven't played in a while but I really want to buy a rig. 281 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,520 Bro don't make me cry. Like I when I pulled my rig out 282 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,320 to play the one day and noticed that the wire from my pedals to 283 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,600 the wheel had been severed by puppy teeth. 284 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,400 I was so sad because I discovered it after she had 285 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,880 grown out of chewing things so it was like a remnant of the 286 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,160 past and I'm like God damn it, I still have the wheel so I can 287 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,120 still just use the wheel by itself. 288 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,320 But like, where's the fun in that? 289 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,640 Without the pedal? I guess I could soldered. 290 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,000 I guess I could order another pedal. 291 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,760 Maybe I'm really bad with soldering, but maybe. 292 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,520 Just take it. Slow nice and slow like butt 293 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,320 sex. So yeah dude. 294 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,680 I agree though, those truck games are tremendous. 295 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,160 There's a reason like I still when they're DLC go on sale like 296 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,000 snag them here and there to get new states. 297 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,960 I am at the point now where I'm really looking forward to the 298 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,080 next sale just so I can pick up some stuff. 299 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,520 Like I in Europe I want to hit the Iberian Peninsula and 300 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,960 Scandinavia and in American I think I actually really want to 301 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,680 get Oregon just because I was really loving the very north 302 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,680 part of California. Like that. 303 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,640 The Trinity Highway between Eureka and Redding that is like 304 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,120 such a fun little bit of Rd. To to make things more 305 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,160 interesting for you too, might I recommend the DLC that adds and 306 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,160 hauling really big machinery and equipment and stuff like that. 307 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,840 Like the one that the one I told you I got 1000 miles left on. 308 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,640 Right now the thing that I'm hauling the trailer has like 2 309 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,240 pivot points. Man. 310 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,160 It's fucking weird. I hate backing the motherfucker 311 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:07,440 up, but it's interesting to be pulling something that big and 312 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,320 having to deal with getting through everyday traffic. 313 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,000 Yeah, especially when you pull off the Interstate and you don't 314 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,640 realize how long 2 truck trailers are behind you until 315 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,040 you're like, now I'm blocking every lane of traffic at this 316 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,600 red light. Yep. 317 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,200 Also, I'm curious if you'll ever get to the point that some 318 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,600 streamers do that I've seen where they have so much money 319 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,000 and they're on such a tight time crunch that they just blow past 320 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,720 red lights like they just eat the charges because you still 321 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,200 end up making profit in the Jeff. 322 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,080 Yeah, there you go. Jeff's like, fuck them charges. 323 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,600 I'm gonna hit this car. It's in my way. 324 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,880 Get it out of the way. Exactly, I got like $6 million 325 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,120 in my bank. I have 9 drivers all of them 326 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:55,360 drive like $800,000 trucks. So yes, fuck them lights, fuck 327 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,960 them charges. I was playing the other day in 328 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,160 the in the big rig that I'm driving and a car like pulled 329 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,720 out in front of me, but I I T boned it, but IT boned it at 330 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,400 like 70 miles an hour. And you know what happens to a 331 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,400 car when a semi hits it at about 70 miles an hour? 332 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,440 That thing went flying, hit the ground, bounced and then did 333 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,200 like the weird where like the corners are flipping end over 334 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,319 end really quickly and then just like kept bouncing and I was 335 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,960 like, well, they're dead. The next time you see that car, 336 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,760 it'll be an African truck simulator. 337 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,160 That's how hard you hit it. Yeah, that motherfucker's still 338 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,120 going like the. Canal dude. 339 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,280 I did want to say Gas Station Simulator. 340 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,600 That game can be very stressful. Yeah, and I was actually a bit 341 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,440 surprised that it was a little bit more plot heavy than I 342 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,640 expected it to be. But I think I've got to the 343 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,960 point now where I think I'm almost at post game type stuff, 344 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,440 so I haven't kind of messed with it in a little while. 345 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,280 Like I got to the point where you're getting VIPs and stuff. 346 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,880 But no, it's just eventually gets to the point like you got 347 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,960 to fill up these two vehicles. Oh, you got there's a, there's a 348 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,720 car in the garage. Oh, there's people at the 349 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,520 register. Oh, there's a delivery. 350 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,640 The the moment I could start hiring people to handle the 351 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,120 stuff on the inside so I could just handle the garage all day, 352 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,640 that's basically what I did. I'm garage and car washed out. 353 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,120 That's my job. Yeah, basically the same, but 354 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,960 it's very fun. The I like the car wash it feels 355 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,080 like a shitty version of power wash simulator and I really 356 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,680 enjoyed power wash simulator. In fact that's also one of the 357 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,120 games I'm getting back into is doing the DLC is on power wash 358 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:28,280 simulator did Final Fantasy 7. I did for the Christmas house 359 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,360 and I'm in the middle of the SpongeBob one now. 360 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,520 I was going to say I really enjoyed the SpongeBob one. 361 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,560 SpongeBob was really good. Like I I super enjoyed the 362 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,480 invisible boat. Like that was just a really cool 363 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,000 effect. Oh. 364 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,720 I haven't made it to that yet. Well, you get to clean the 365 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,000 Barnacle Boy and Barnacle Man, and you get to clean the 366 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:46,560 invisible. Boat. 367 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,840 It's great. That's fantastic. 368 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,800 Yeah. Mermaid, Man and man. 369 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,760 Mermaid. Man, that's it. 370 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,200 Yeah. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's 371 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,200 boat. Yeah, but yeah, I was. 372 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,600 Just I was trying to remember. So pleasantly surprised when I 373 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,600 went up to Patrick's Rock House and there's a button that says 374 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,320 like open and pulls the whole thing up and you can just like 375 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,320 clean on the inside. I was like, ah, this is great. 376 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,640 It's just great attention to detail. 377 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,920 Apparently there was an episode of SpongeBob that I've never 378 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,120 seen where all of a sudden Patrick's house just stands up 379 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,400 and it's a turtle and he just walks off. 380 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,760 Oh man, it's one of the churches from Elden Ring Dong. 381 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,320 Puts on his Pope hat. I have somewhere to be and 382 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,920 walks. On Good Dog. 383 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:31,120 Oh man, so that's those things. I've been doing all of the, you 384 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:36,080 know, that stuff. And then so I keep being on and 385 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,600 off about wanting to get started in game development and actually 386 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,120 make something. Like I'd tinker around with 387 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,600 tutorials every now and then, but never actually do anything. 388 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,040 And so Dane, you were you were been talking about this guy a 389 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,400 lot recently too, because he's he's showed up on everyone's 390 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:54,200 shorts lately as Thor Hall, the guy from Pirate Software. 391 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,800 Yeah, I love his shit. Yeah, he's, he's, he says a lot 392 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,160 of stuff that's really, really just inspiring and very common 393 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,280 sense. Like he makes you feel like you 394 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,120 can get stuff done, like as long as you're not a dumb shit. 395 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,160 And then he has a lot of fun stories about dumb shits as 396 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,640 well. And it's like you, you've really 397 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,720 quickly been good to think, man, without all the corporate 398 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,840 assholes like over top that don't know what they're doing. 399 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,480 I could really get a lot done, you know. 400 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,800 And so he has his website at a website called Develop dot games 401 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,720 that is just like this, like, you know, 15 page long manifesto 402 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,400 about how you can get started coding games today that it's 403 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,440 never been easier to learn everything and you don't need 404 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,640 any specific talents. You can do it if you can't code 405 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,800 like Undertales made by someone who is absolutely shitty coding. 406 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,200 You can do it if you can't draw. He showed examples of a game 407 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,360 that's made entirely out of squares that did big, a couple 408 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,480 that are just drawn on, you know, pieces of posted paper and 409 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,720 all that. And he talks about game jams. 410 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,840 And he's like, the cool thing about game jams is you can get 411 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,200 started right away and, you know, have something made over 412 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,000 the course of a weekend. And then once you make 413 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,080 something, that begins momentum. And so you keep on going and 414 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,840 going. My buddy Tom who does games on 415 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,400 the start. Of Maker games, yeah. 416 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,240 He also really enjoys doing jams and stuff like that, he said. 417 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,960 It really challenges him to do stuff and yeah, so he recommends 418 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,320 doing stuff like that as well. So I had that on my mind and 419 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,280 then I was watching. There's a show I watch a lot. 420 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,720 It's an art show called Droffy and it's like kind of an improv 421 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,200 comedy show where they half the episodes are like improv comedy 422 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,560 where they like draw stuff while they're like chatting with each 423 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,400 other live. And in the other half they do 424 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,840 like more serious drawings. So they time lapse it and didn't 425 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,160 just talk about the process as they play it back in. 426 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,840 They call it a speed draw. But this episode they did 427 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,880 recently was called 4 Artists work in a medium they've never 428 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,360 worked in before. And so one of them did like, you 429 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,720 know, wood carving or wood or wood blocks. 430 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,840 One of them did sculpting and blender. 431 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,880 One of them did like a a wood diorama that like moved like a 432 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,800 train moving around a a house or something like that. 433 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,760 But the one that really interested me was the one guy 434 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,680 started off saying I'm going to do pixel art. 435 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,200 And so he the thing opens up on a Sprite. 436 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,600 I'm like, oh cool dear. Love to see this guy do pixel 437 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,120 art. He's going to do art of the 438 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,520 these original characters that they have on one of their sub 439 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,280 shows. And so I'm watching, I'm like, 440 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,960 that's pretty cool. And he's like, well, I've done 441 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,880 the sprites, but it's not satisfying. 442 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,560 This doesn't feel like it's enough for a full episode. 443 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,120 So then he starts doing like portraits for the characters. 444 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,960 Like you know how in RPGs when characters speak or like 445 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,040 adventure games have like the little portraits and he's like 446 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,920 doing a few little expressions for each of the characters. 447 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,240 Like, you know what, if I'm going to go to all this trouble, 448 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,360 I might as well at least just see them in action. 449 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,760 And so he gets to doe and make it over the course of the next 450 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,680 17 hours. What was started off as a I'm 451 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,400 going to draw a few sprites of these characters turns into a 452 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,200 small one room adventure game that he completely makes from 453 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,880 scratch with no background in computer programming. 454 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,480 Nice. And so I've watched that and I'm 455 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,760 like, you know what man, that's inspirational. 456 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,480 I've just watched it done. I'm sure that I could do 457 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,960 something like that if I set my mind to it. 458 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,840 So I gave myself the goal that I woke up super early that day. 459 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,520 It was like 4:00 AM when I was watching that. 460 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,600 And so I gave myself the goal to make give myself a 36 hour game 461 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,640 jam for just myself. So the idea was I would make AI 462 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,400 would do what Thor's website said, make a design document 463 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,680 with all the goals of the program and all the steps I need 464 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,960 to do to make the game and then just sit there and spend most of 465 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,480 the next 36 hours pounding out a game. 466 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,960 So I had to learn stuff in Gadot with the coding and in the 467 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,800 environment I had to, I actually got into Reaper to make sound 468 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,440 effects and a couple of music tracks. 469 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,160 And So what was the other program is I did some pixel art, 470 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,600 a Sprite, just like make a couple backgrounds and stuff. 471 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:36,280 And I felt like over the course of it, like 36 hours later, I'd 472 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:41,640 put out basically it's more of a demo of a game than a full game, 473 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,400 but it's a completely playable demo. 474 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,160 And it's basically like kind of a clone of the NES game Marble 475 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,760 Madness. That's what's up. 476 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,000 All right, Yeah. That's like, that's a game I'm 477 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,840 obsessed with. I'm actually the 9th place 478 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,520 scorer on retro achievements on that game because I just love to 479 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,200 pull that out and play with it, and I am very satisfied with how 480 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,280 much my game superficially resembles Marble Madness now. 481 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,360 It doesn't have all the features and there's still some moments 482 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,720 in the physics where the collision gets wonky on slopes, 483 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,080 like especially for some reason that the ball thinks it's 484 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,920 falling if it hits slope a certain way and it kind of 485 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,320 freezes there and kills itself. But like, there's so much stuff 486 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,320 that was so fun to implement. You should take your your 487 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:25,280 character, your titular, titular ball and make it slightly ovular 488 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,960 and then call your game irregular insanity. 489 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,920 And dude, I'm telling you, because people would be like, 490 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,320 oh, I get it. It's kind of like Marble 491 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,560 Madness. Regular insanity. 492 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,320 Oh, yeah. What was it? 493 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,000 Only like couple bucks? Oh yeah, I'll throw it at that. 494 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,280 So that's what I'm thinking of doing, is actually trying to 495 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,280 develop it, like consider this a demo and then make a sequel of 496 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,800 it over the course of maybe a week. 497 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,480 That's like something I can at least put on Itch as a bias. 498 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,120 You like it or maybe put it on, try to get it on Steam for 199 499 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,080 or something. You know, because the main 500 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,800 problem with what I made was by the time I was in the last three 501 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,480 hours, I really didn't feel like designing levels anymore. 502 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,240 So I basically whipped out like 3 really quick levels. 503 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,880 And so the actual they just basically show off how the 504 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,680 mechanics work. Like it isn't really a full game 505 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,000 with really good levels yet or anything, but so. 506 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,960 You're telling me when I play it, when I get to the end, it's 507 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,040 going to be like, man, that was a good game. 508 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,000 But they felt like they rushed the ending, like maybe they ran 509 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,720 out of funding or something. Yeah, that's my Kickstarter. 510 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,320 I ran on my Kickstarter funds, which was 1/4. 511 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,200 I found a circle. Hey, it was heads up though, so 512 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,200 good luck. Yeah, I would have. 513 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,160 Expected you to be getting into like jumping in with making your 514 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,040 own doom mods first. You know, I have on and off been 515 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,240 making doom levels from time to time, but I tend to do this 516 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,560 thing where I almost make something, get frustrated with 517 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,120 one thing that's bothering me, quit for a while, and then 518 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,840 forget everything I learned last time. 519 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,080 That's why I was so awesome to actually finish this game. 520 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,880 Like to set up a complete document that says everything I 521 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,000 want to have done within the next 36 hours and then do all of 522 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,080 it. Because now I have all this 523 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,800 experience with specific things. Like there's a workflow in my 524 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,120 head now. Like when I make this, you know, 525 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:09,080 next, you know, like I know that when I add a like a kill zone to 526 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,280 the maps in my game, like I don't have the built in 527 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,800 collision area, so I need to add a separate collision area 528 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,760 because I didn't want them to inherit a collision area. 529 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,400 I wanted to make it separate every time. 530 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,600 And so that is that. And like there's so many little 531 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,240 solutions I had to figure out too on the fly. 532 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,800 Like in Marble Madness, when your ball trashes off the stage, 533 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,960 it comes back to somewhere near where it was originally. 534 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,200 And so at first I'm like, OK, well, do I ask the ball to 535 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,320 remember where it's been and when the last time it felt safe 536 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,960 was? And I thought about more like, 537 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,120 or I could designate like little areas of the stage to be like 538 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,120 checkpoints and then have a respawn point that corresponds 539 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,320 to wherever the highest checkpoint you reach, they can 540 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,800 enumerate them. And then it became like it 541 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,160 basically all wired itself up because all I had to do was say 542 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,080 this is checkpoint one, this is spawn .1, this is checkpoint 2, 543 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,480 this is spawn .2. And then just like whatever the 544 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,880 highest number one you run into automatically. 545 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,080 Like you didn't have to do any more coding at that point. 546 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,160 And it was just really cool to see how everything came together 547 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,040 just by modeling it and solving problems you know if. 548 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,280 You ever? If you want to do a hard mode, 549 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,480 you could just have it where the respawn point is always goes 550 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,120 back to the beginning. Yeah, I thought about making a 551 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,800 hard mode with fewer respawn points and a harsher timer. 552 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,680 That's definitely one of the features I did want to add was 553 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,760 making extra difficulties because I wanted to make a 554 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,640 beginner mode too that had like a designated break button so you 555 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,080 could kind of slow the thing down a lot more easily. 556 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,960 And if you ever want some like little voice over things like. 557 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,200 You are dead. Things like that, Like just let 558 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,600 me know. Like I can do that kind of 559 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,480 stuff. Yeah, but I was super pleased 560 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,200 that I ended up making everything myself. 561 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,600 Like I even made a like a bitmap font for everything. 562 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,520 Like it's one of the things that didn't they spray. 563 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,840 It was like a bitmap font. So I could practice building it 564 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840 out into a Sprite sheet and then breaking the Sprite sheet down 565 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,680 in Guido. I also did like a cursor that 566 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,000 way, even though most of the program is in 3D, like it's 567 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,560 similar a simple polygons and meshes and stuff. 568 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,080 But that part, and you know, the weird thing too, is I feel like 569 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,600 programming in 3D was almost easier than 2D in some ways, 570 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,080 because so much of the physics are handled by the physics 571 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,720 engine that I don't have, that it's already abstracted for me 572 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,880 and I don't have to model so much stuff myself, you know? 573 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,560 I tell you, I've, I've got a, a few different programs for like 574 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,160 making games and stuff, you know, between RPG Maker and then 575 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,320 like some other ones that you probably, you know, people 576 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,680 normally people would have never heard of. 577 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,160 But one that I have is Visual novel Maker. 578 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,960 And I've been very interested in that because I like, I like 579 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,800 writing. So like if I could come up with 580 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,640 some cool stuff and do it. My problem is visual novel maker 581 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,960 actually way more fucking in depth than you would think. 582 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,960 Because like you know you, you have to, I have to almost have 583 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,720 like I need to write out like branches if I want to do like. 584 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,280 The hotness in making visual novels these days independently 585 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,000 is a program called Renpie because it uses like a. 586 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,160 Mess with that one. Yeah, that's what Doki Doki 587 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,480 Literature Club was made in and I think had a full boyfriend 588 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,040 too, so it it gets results. I was going to say, yeah, those 589 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,160 are both hits. So, but yeah, it's just, you 590 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,720 know, it seems fun, but also like, I'm not an animator. 591 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,800 So like as far as coming up with my own character sprites and 592 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,840 stuff, like I, I can't do that. Yeah, that's one other thing I'm 593 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,800 thinking about doing too, is collaborating with a couple 594 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,840 people I know that are like artists or something. 595 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,680 So I can I can do like the coding pixels and music and then 596 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,000 let someone else handle those things. 597 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,760 Or maybe I could tap you for music for a different game at 598 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,680 some point. I did do I did do a little music 599 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,560 for this game and I'm pretty happy with how some of it turned 600 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,240 out because like I said, I said I did everything myself. 601 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,160 That's not true. One song in the program uses 602 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,400 sample drums that someone else made the samples for. 603 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,680 So there's like someone elses snare drum, kick drum and 604 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,880 symbols on it. But even then I put I put in 605 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,080 like the reverb and all that and you know, mastery myself. 606 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,080 So it ain't made the music. It's like I took the pattern 607 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,200 from any, but it's just a sample of each and I work, as, you 608 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,520 know, sequenced it. So like I feel really good about 609 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,000 how much just production I got done in 36 hours. 610 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,160 And it makes me feel like if I wanted to, I could do more 611 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,520 simple things or start trying to set out to make something small 612 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,800 but commercial, you know? For sure man. 613 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,240 So I'm proud. Of you, bud. 614 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,760 I want to try to put the game somewhere where people can 615 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,840 download it. I'm definitely going to at least 616 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:15,080 link you guys but I don't like. I have discord Nitro for a 617 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:19,360 month, can I like just upload the zip file into the steam 618 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,600 machines, the discord channels or? 619 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:27,320 That or you could zip it and upload it to Google Drive and 620 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,040 then set the link to where anybody could view it and then 621 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,600 just post that link and then pin it. 622 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,080 That's a good idea too, yeah. That way anybody can just pop on 623 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,040 there and down. Straightforward. 624 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,880 Yeah. I mean, that's already kind of 625 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,880 how I do the podcast recording in the 1st place, so. 626 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,880 Exactly, just just like that. But instead of sending it to me, 627 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,760 you just send it to the the show itself, the discord. 628 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,760 Because if it's over 500 megabytes. 629 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,120 It's not. It's only 80. 630 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,680 I think it's only 50 zipped actually. 50 zips then I think 631 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,920 even then if you don't have Nitro it would still be like 25 632 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,840 megabytes at their limit. I don't it's some stupid thing 633 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,760 that they implemented. At some point it's very small. 634 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,640 I temporarily have Nitro but it's just some monthly giveaway. 635 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,280 I will never forget. I recorded myself playing guitar 636 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,320 one time to show you and Nate actually, and it was too big to 637 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,200 send. So I signed up for a month of 638 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,880 Nitro with money that I didn't really have and it was still too 639 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040 big to send and I was fucking furious. 640 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,360 That is garbage, yeah. So if anyone wants to play my 641 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,440 game, it's called Rumb. What's it called? 642 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,920 Rumbling rollers. And that's just that we're 643 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,360 working title. I might change the name when I 644 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,440 make the full version of it, but it's fine. 645 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,920 I like I like playing with it. I it's I made the last level too 646 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,280 hard because I'm mean. That's fine. 647 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,600 As Marvel bad as NES hard. Yeah, but The thing is, the 648 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,720 Marvel Madness's levels are a lot longer than what I ended up 649 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,720 making, too. I don't feel happy with filling 650 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,320 through my levels so when I make the full game like all the 651 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,160 levels are going to need to be at least twice as long. 652 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,960 I'm still terrible at that game. I think the most I've ever done 653 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,880 was like maybe level 4. That's not bad. 654 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,960 It's a pretty tough game. It's one of those ones where 655 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,080 it's just like you have to keep practicing and there's a risk 656 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,520 reward to it too, where you want to take chances to keep from 657 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,680 running out of time, but that gets you killed too and ends up 658 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,120 being worse for your time. There's a game in my Steam 659 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,680 library that I bet you would really fucking like Willie and I 660 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,200 cannot remember the name of it right now, but it's you play 661 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,720 like a rolling boulder going through levels. 662 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,800 Oh yeah, you. This is one of the ones we were 663 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,360 looking into doing before we ended up settling on Paganitsu 664 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,840 for that week that Nathan was on the show. 665 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,080 Yeah, I remember that Sun maybe is what it's. 666 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,680 Called. That sounds right. 667 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,280 Yeah, that sounds right. Something like that, yeah. 668 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,240 Might be one that'd be interesting to check out for the 669 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,160 show. Also, Dan, how about my memory 670 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,120 on that one, huh? Like literally remember you said 671 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,640 it to me when we did Paganitsu. Yeah, yeah, I mean, fucking 672 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,960 Paganitsa was such a weird game. Yeah, it was really of its time. 673 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,080 I mean, it it couldn't really decide whether it wanted to be a 674 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,720 straight up Sokoban game or if it wanted to be kind of like a 675 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,800 action puzzler. And I think it kind of did the 676 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,440 worst of both worlds, but it was still charming. 677 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,440 Yeah, yeah, it was interesting for sure. 678 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,400 So anything else you can talk to brother? 679 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,200 Oh, Ben, I think that was the main thing. 680 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,000 So yeah, on the Truck Simulator games, I'm, I still haven't even 681 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,360 finished going all the way east in Europe yet. 682 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,000 Like I've been to 8 of the 12 countries, but I haven't been to 683 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,280 like the Far East ones of the default countries. 684 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:21,360 So like also the moment I went into Austria, the very moment I 685 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,960 went into Austria, I got an unauthorized border crossing 686 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,720 because I took a weird detour by accident. 687 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,560 I think I went down the car lanes to the truck lane and then 688 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,680 immediately afterwards the same day it was noon and I got like 689 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,480 fined for not using my headlights because it was 690 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,240 slightly cloudy. So anyway, Austria you got you 691 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,080 got some answering due to me. I thought about you. 692 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,480 I was playing American Truck Simulator and I was driving 693 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,160 through somewhere and it was like 2:00 PM and I got flagged 694 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,080 for not using my headlights. Yeah, because I bitched about 695 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,160 that when it happened, because I said some choice things about 696 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,640 Austria that I didn't really mean. 697 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,520 Yeah, and I, I had to quickly correct you and say, like going 698 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,280 through Powerbomb and you're like, oh, you know what, You're 699 00:33:59,280 --> 00:33:59,840 right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 700 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,760 Don't talk and keep me in line. I am, I am not challenging that. 701 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,159 There, I didn't get out. Yeah, man, I I've been dabbling 702 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,679 in those games too somewhat recently. 703 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,679 They're fun. They're really just relaxing. 704 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,159 Yeah, it's weird that I find it relaxing too, because the first 705 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,440 couple of times I wrote it, I found it really stressful, in 706 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,440 part because I started in Scotland and I'm not used to 707 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,639 driving on the left side of the road. 708 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,760 And I thought it would be really simple, but my brain did not map 709 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,600 right turn equals the hard 1. And so like it just, it really 710 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,480 messes me for a while. But now I'm just hanging out in 711 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,560 Continental. You're up doing deliveries, just 712 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,440 continuously going from place to place. 713 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,440 And even then, though, I felt like once I switched back from 714 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,639 euro to American, also because I had a trip in Nevada. 715 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,560 And so I went from, you know, 80 kilometers an hour maximum speed 716 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:50,320 in most of Europe to 80 mph in Nevada, just screaming across 717 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,800 the desert. And it was a real different 718 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,480 feeling. Oh man, it's a it's a shitty 719 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,160 feeling when you're like going just slightly over where you're 720 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,080 safe to cruise control at. So I usually cruise control. 721 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,760 Yeah, I've been cruise controlling lately too. 722 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,640 So it's like I do that and then all of a sudden you're coming 723 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,480 up, you're in two lane traffic and there are cars in both lanes 724 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,600 and you, they're spaced just enough that you cannot go around 725 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,560 either of them. And it's like I don't have time 726 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,280 to slow down for I'm about to hit one of these fuckers. 727 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,680 Unfortunately, Choo Choo. Yeah, all the board BA boom. 728 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,280 Yeah, great. Great fucking games man. 729 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,160 Wait till you pick a delivery that takes you back into England 730 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,480 like that. Transition. 731 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,360 No, but. Like it's just weird going from 732 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,800 like the spot where like you're driving on the left to all of a 733 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,880 sudden you just like make this transition. 734 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,480 Suddenly you're just driving on the right side of the road. 735 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,760 See, the only, the only way I've gotten to and from the UK was 736 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,800 the port and Rotterdam, Netherlands. 737 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,720 So I'm used to just taking the ferry across and so I have a 738 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,280 little time to adjust, you know? That's fair. 739 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,920 That's fair. Well, I I have been dabbling in 740 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,840 a little truck simulator as I've been talking about. 741 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,800 I don't need to dabble in to talk about that because we've 742 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,840 been talking about it. I have also like sank my teeth 743 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,080 back into two games in particular, one being a Final 744 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,680 Fantasy 11. Yeah, that would be really 745 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,200 interesting in seeing this because that's the older MMO 746 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,560 that's like not the current one. That's all the buzz. 747 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,760 So what brought you back into 11? 748 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,240 I just started thinking about it. 749 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,840 I was looking for an MMO to play, but not 14 because it's 750 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,160 just something about 14. Last time I paid for a month of 751 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,320 it, it just didn't do anything for me, you know what I mean? 752 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,840 So I was playing some Guild Wars, I played some Black 753 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,440 Desert, I installed a few different games and I'm like, 754 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,400 none of these are really hitting. 755 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,280 Let me, let me go back to I was almost going to try World of 756 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,080 Warcraft and I was like, yeah, you know, let me, let me get 757 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,000 Final Fantasy 11 a try again. And I loaded in and I played for 758 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,720 a while as my Gawka. And I was like, you know what, 759 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:56,120 this is good. And then like I made a second 760 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,560 character a human. And I made it on the most 761 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,200 populated server for North America instead of the one that 762 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,640 I was on with Miller. And I've been leveling that 763 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,800 character as a he's a human. And it's interesting going 764 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,720 through all of the stuff again because it's like, damn, I 765 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,560 forgot how much I had already done on my Gawka. 766 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,240 Jesus, there's so much to do. But I've been really enjoying 767 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,200 it. I thought about, I've been 768 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,160 thinking about streaming it at least into the discord and you 769 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,120 guys can see how archaic but charming it is. 770 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,680 It plays a lot like Final Fantasy 12, like Final Fantasy 771 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,800 12 was basically their offline MMO as far as the fighting goes 772 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,200 back then. But I I've been really having a 773 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,800 good time with it. And then the other game that I'm 774 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,480 playing is because a expansion came out and no, it's not 775 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,400 Starfield. I returned to that expansion and 776 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,400 got my money back. Oh wow, so that that's too bad, 777 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,520 because it sounded like you were ready for Starfield to actually 778 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,680 be kind of good. I just needed the money, so I 779 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,520 will check it out again down the line. 780 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,880 You know, it was one of those were like I spent more than I 781 00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,280 thought I did. So I was like, well, let me 782 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,360 return the things I'm not super stoked about. 783 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,720 I'd never forget Sean Murray never charges us for his DLC. 784 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,160 Yes. And we need to get back into No 785 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,680 Man's Sky, baby. For sure dude I agree. 786 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:17,120 So Diablo 4 vessel of hatred came out and I I had pre-ordered 787 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,200 it. So when it when it dropped I 788 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:24,280 went ahead I loaded in and I saw the new class, which is spirit 789 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,080 something spirit caller, spirit warrior, something like that 790 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,360 right. I was like, well I'll make one 791 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,480 of these and try it since it's the new class and made him a 792 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:36,440 season character and started in the new season, which is the DLC 793 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,160 content. So I have not even gotten 794 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,960 halfway through the base game. But now I'm playing the DLC and 795 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:47,040 it's real fucking good, dude. Like it is real good. 796 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,880 It's so fun, the combat's great. Here's the crazy thing that I 797 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,120 never thought I would say I prefer playing this game with a 798 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,320 controller. For Diablo. 799 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,760 For Diablo. That's really well. 800 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,760 When you think about like the PS1 version and all that, being 801 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,480 like the whole time you're playing that you're like, I just 802 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,840 wish this was a mouse and keyboard. 803 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,800 Yeah, and don't get me wrong, mouse and keyboard is probably 804 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,320 still the better way to play, but I've just found like they 805 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,000 have figured out a way to make the controls comfortable on a 806 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 controller. And I that's got to be because 807 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,040 this game's out on Xbox and stuff now too. 808 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,040 Like so they had to make it work right? 809 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,880 Because PlayStation back then that was like that was the first 810 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,920 foray. Like they give them a little 811 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,360 leeway, but not a ton because it's like you could have anyway, 812 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,360 it doesn't matter. But like I'm really enjoying it. 813 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,840 The Diablo does gothic horror aesthetic like almost second to 814 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,160 none to anybody. Like they are just so good at 815 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:43,800 what they do. The the combat is fun, hard, 816 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,680 difficult, but like rewarding the gore and stuff visceral. 817 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,520 There's a lot of evil going on, of course, because it's a Diablo 818 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,720 game really really making me want to possibly play one of the 819 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,520 older ones for the show. OK, like. 820 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,120 You know, I'm kind of surprised we never circled back around to 821 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,640 like, V rising. Yeah, yeah, That was another one 822 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,960 that's like a Diablo style, but almost like different because 823 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,520 it's got the, it's almost like Diablo meets Valheim. 824 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,280 Yeah, it's just that building element to it. 825 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,280 Yeah. It did seem neat though, I kind 826 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,840 of. I did get a real feeling of that 827 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,400 game that like I knew what I was building to do next, which I 828 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,080 sometimes don't have in clicky ARPG. 829 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,440 But like that, Torchlight was another one that looked like it 830 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,520 was a lot of fun. I think that would be good to do 831 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,360 for the show. And then you go like even on my 832 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,280 GOG, like I got Sacred one and two Knox, which the story for 833 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,720 Knox is interesting. It's just like you're just a 834 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,080 regular kid that gets sucked into his TV and then then boom, 835 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,960 you're in the game. And then there's also like 836 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,800 silver, like there's all kinds of Diablo clones out there that 837 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,560 I have on GOG that it would that would be fun. 838 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,520 But we'll get to those one day, one day. 839 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,560 And what else? I listened to the Red Shirt 840 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,760 Cinema Club episode on Alien. They all quite enjoyed it. 841 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,440 I would say that they all, much like U3, enjoyed it much more 842 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,040 than I did, but that's OK. But it was a it was an 843 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,520 entertaining episode. I felt like it was a good 844 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,600 companion piece to the Dan and Jeff's media dump episode on 845 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,040 Alien. I mean, I feel like. 846 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,880 Ultimately got that episode queued up to check out at some 847 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,680 point. Ultimately, I just feel like you 848 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,800 didn't get quite what you expected out of Alien because I 849 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,760 think you you wanted either. I think you wanted it to either 850 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,600 be more action or more straight horror and you got kind of a 851 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,800 thriller or something, you know? Yeah, I wanted more horror like 852 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,600 I didn't want. So again, I want to say this for 853 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:37,000 this show, I wanted the ending of Alien to be OK. 854 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,440 She gets all sexy in her underwear or whatever. 855 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,200 She's in that. She's vulnerable. 856 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,120 All of a sudden the alien is in that fucking final ship with 857 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,880 her, right? The alien is supposed to be the 858 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,480 perfect creature, the perfect hunter and all of that, and 859 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,480 you're going to tell me that like some person just outsmarts 860 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,800 it and boosts it out the fucking ship? 861 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,400 No, that thing would have slaughtered her and then. 862 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,880 So if you think you're the perfect hunter, right, that's 863 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,960 when hubris kicks in. That's what got the Predator 864 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,000 too, man. Yeah, but I don't think that the 865 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,560 alien thinks it's the perfect hunter. 866 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,720 It just is. I don't really know what the 867 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,680 aliens think to be honest. I've only seen Alien one and 868 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,360 that movie does nothing to tell you anything except for those. 869 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,280 Life cycle is freaky. But like, I just feel like that 870 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,360 they should have been like her going to lay down. 871 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,920 And as she's doing it, all of a sudden it's just like some 872 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,320 dribble drops on her and she looks up and there's the alien 873 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,000 and then it cuts back to her. Sigourney Weiner. 874 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:32,040 Sigourney Weiner. Well, there's a drag name for 875 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,080 y'all. Sigourney Weaver just screaming. 876 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,160 You Sigourney O Weiner. And just covers her face. 877 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,160 The screen cuts the black. It's just insinuated she dies 878 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,800 like Tony Soprano. I, I don't know, man, I feel 879 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,640 like half of the slasher movies going on did that thing where 880 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,160 it's like, there's the last girl, she's safe at home, just 881 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160 kidding. The end. 882 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,360 And it works because all those movies are classics. 883 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,640 So is Alien. Yeah. 884 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,800 Suck it. I mean, yeah. 885 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,680 Most iconic movie monster of the US. 886 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,400 That's an interesting question. I wonder if I have any debate. 887 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,080 I mean, because a lot of the figures that you think of when 888 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,720 you think of the early ones are based on literature and not all 889 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,200 of those. Most of those weren't American 890 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,600 characters. So we can't take Freddie for 891 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,560 like Frankenstein, for instance. I would argue that when you come 892 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,280 to like modern era, and I, I'll say loosely, modern era at the 893 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,400 last 100 years as far as cinema goes, the most iconic movie 894 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,720 monsters. Wait last 100 years like you're 895 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,440 saying everything after like Lavroy Las de la Luna? 896 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,960 So anything that's you know. Citizen Kane. 897 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,480 Unique to cinema. Something that's unique to 898 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,840 cinema. But you're saying Godzilla? 899 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,360 Is the most monster is going to be. 900 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,440 God, I think that's correct. But and I would say the 901 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,000 Xenomorph is probably second. And you would. 902 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,800 Very close, say the. Temptation to there is to argue 903 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,680 King Kong against Godzilla, and that's when you just completely 904 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,720 lose the you lose the track because Godzilla's a different 905 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,680 kind of thing. You know Godzilla is the 906 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,400 spearhead of an entire genre, whereas King Kong is the best of 907 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,960 a different but related genre. King Kong is in the realm of 908 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,240 hey, let's take an animal and make it enormous. 909 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,200 Yeah, but it's King Kong. 'S a giant monkey. 910 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,360 Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying. 911 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,960 It's it's like them. It's basically the perfect 912 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,200 version of something like them, whereas when. 913 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,800 You're looking at something that's made, something that does 914 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,320 not exist. You know, I would say Godzilla 915 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,800 is probably the most iconic modern monster. 916 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,240 Xenomorph close second. And then you can kind of make 917 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,960 arguments for past lab. Why are you doing this? 918 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:41,960 You ain't lagging freaks. I think Jaws should probably be 919 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,360 on there somewhere, but again, that's Take Creature. 920 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,280 Make Big Jaws is definitely one of those ones where it's a movie 921 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,320 that changed things cuz people weren't really afraid of sharks 922 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,600 going into that. Which I think is very 923 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,640 interesting because that is a huge phobia these days. 924 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,880 But at the time people were just like, it's a fish, whatever, who 925 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,160 gives a shit? I read a book when I was a kid 926 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,720 that was about a like a beachside resort that had 927 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,280 saltwater pools that would get their water flow in from the 928 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,720 ocean and then somehow cycled. I don't remember what book this 929 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:14,840 was but ended up that sharks like got into the pools and like 930 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,720 would were attacking people and I had a pool in my backyard. 931 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,360 Nowhere near saltwater, just some chlorine ass water. 932 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:25,360 You can see through it. I used to get petrified that if 933 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,640 I was underwater with my eyes closed that a shark was somehow 934 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,160 swimming to get me. Dude, that was just the 935 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,640 stupidest thing, but I used to get some serious anxiety about 936 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,880 it. One of the best. 937 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,560 More danger of a Gator. One of the best. 938 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,800 I was going to say. You get something much worse. 939 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,000 Yeah, one of the best running jokes or one of the best jokes. 940 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,520 I went early. My brother, my brother in the 941 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,480 episodes was Justin Macker really talking about his fear of 942 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,160 sharks, even when he was in swimming pools. 943 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,240 And they were like, you know, that the pool's completely 944 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,200 clear. He's a glass shark. 945 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,120 Glass shark loves the fat kid. Might be invisible. 946 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,920 Yeah, exactly. Looking at it, maybe it's a 947 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,520 weeping Angel shark. Yeah, that's basically what he 948 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,640 was saying. He was a he was a kid. 949 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,760 He was scared for no reason. It's like kid fears do not care 950 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,160 about logic. Yeah, yeah. 951 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,480 Like you go back and watch the episodes of Are You Afraid of 952 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,360 the Dark that made you scared to go into the basement? 953 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,960 Because there were a couple of them for me. 954 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,200 And it's like none of it even made any sense. 955 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,720 We didn't have like an evil clown tombstone in the garage or 956 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,160 whatever. Yeah, I, I would like to go back 957 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,680 and watch the episode Are You Afraid of the Dark? 958 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,280 That made me scared so bad. I cried when I was a kid. 959 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,520 That was the one, the vampire one that came out of the screen 960 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,240 in the theater. And. 961 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,520 Killing everybody. I I thought you've had this 962 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,920 discussion a few times because every time you say that one 963 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,200 episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? 964 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,480 I'm like, yeah, the one with the swimming pool with the red 965 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,920 monster. And you're like, no, that what 966 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,440 every time we always miss like that. 967 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,360 No the vampire, no Sarathi 1. Oh man, have you seen the 968 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,360 episode of what's her name, Pushing Roses? 969 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,240 I think where she talks about the the one about the plant, the 970 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,960 plant guy like that one was really good. 971 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,200 No, I do know that Papa Meat has a few videos covering different 972 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,440 goosebumps stuff that I want. I definitely got to check that. 973 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,920 Yeah. That. 974 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,840 Sounds so fucked up shit too. I haven't actually finished 975 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,120 watching or even started watching the Wendy's 1 you sent 976 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,040 me because I didn't. I couldn't figure out how much 977 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,720 attention I need to pay for it so I didn't know if I would want 978 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,400 to put that on law truck drive in or something. 979 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,560 No, you can just you can listen to that one. 980 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,920 It's just ridiculousness. It's all about the the Wendy's 981 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,520 training videos where like they would do all the like they made 982 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,720 them all songs. Like hot drinks and cool drinks, 983 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,680 yeah. Yes, exactly. 984 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,920 So it's all that kind of shit and just him making fun of it 985 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,520 for like, you know, 30 minutes. One time I had a dream that I 986 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,400 found VHS tape or something like that but it was for pic pack 987 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400 employees and so that all the pic pack departments were just 988 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,520 like rapping about like how good the potatoes the deli were. 989 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,320 Tremendous. Well boys, an hour into the 990 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,440 episode, would you guys like to maybe talk about something we're 991 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,680 here to talk about? So we got some O dubs. 992 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,800 No, some house lady. We could skip this. 993 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,360 It was a good episode, thanks you could find. 994 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,440 Obligatory. So, Dane, you have a quiz. 995 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,640 The obligatory Wikipedia bullshit. 996 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,320 You all. Shut your dirty whore mouths, 997 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,400 Alien Isolation. Rebelling. 998 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,440 Is a 2014 survival horror game developed by Creative Assembly 999 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,920 and published by Sega for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, 1000 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,920 Windows 360. Sega. 1001 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,480 And the Xbox One based on the Alien film series. 1002 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,440 The game is set 15 years after the original 1979 film and 1003 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,600 follows the engineer Amanda Ripley, voiced by Andrea Deck. 1004 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,120 Amanda investigates the disappearance of her mother, 1005 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,960 Ellen Ripley, aboard the space station Sevastopol. 1006 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:44,440 Think I said that right? Which the Sylvestopol Stallone 1007 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,320 which has fallen into disarray due to an It is. 1008 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,160 Already a way better. Game. 1009 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,240 Has fallen into disarray. Let's go. 1010 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,480 On the loose, that have been a very different Expendables 1011 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,040 movie. The game emphasizes stealth and 1012 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,280 survival horror gameplay. OK, hold on, fuck this for a 1013 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,000 second. The Expendables versus Alien 1014 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,520 versus Predator would have been great. 1015 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,640 Or it's just Alien versus Predator versus all of the old 1016 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,920 action guys. Like watching Arnold 1017 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,360 Schwarzenegger just meet up with a Predator again. 1018 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,680 At the end, all of a sudden, Jason and Freddie walk by, still 1019 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,000 fighting. Yeah, like like the chicken and 1020 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,360 the Peter fighting by the back. I'm still mad they never met 1021 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,880 you. Freddie versus Jason versus Ash. 1022 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,280 They at least got a comic book series out of it, apparently. 1023 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,840 So that's, I guess we're checking out if you want to see 1024 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,240 how it would have turned out. I mean, Bruce Campbell always 1025 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,760 wins. I need to watch the newer Bruce 1026 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,560 Campbell stuff like the Ash versus the Evil Dead and all 1027 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,680 that. I've heard nothing but good 1028 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,040 things. As fucking. 1029 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,920 Ash versus the evil dad is. Awesome. 1030 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,280 It's fucking great. You know what movie I want to 1031 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,120 see that I think was either him or Sam Raimi. 1032 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,280 It was one of the two, but I've never watched it. 1033 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,400 I remember commercials, I remember the cover for it. 1034 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,480 And Movie Gallery was fucking Bubba Hotep. 1035 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,480 I actually did rent Bubba Hotep. That was a Bruce Campbell joint, 1036 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,080 and it had a pretty good amount of heart to it. 1037 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,200 We rented it as a whim 'cause we thought it sounded kind of 1038 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,560 silly. And we watched it, me and one of 1039 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,880 my friends, and you know, one of my friends who was a big Evil 1040 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,400 Dead fan. We just, we enjoyed it. 1041 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,200 It was, it was better than you would expect. 1042 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,240 It sounds stupider than it is. It is a very dumb concept, but I 1043 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,320 fucking love that. Movie. 1044 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,600 Yeah, like I said, it had heart to it. 1045 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,680 It actually seemed like they weren't just taking it as a 1046 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,400 joke, they were having fun with it. 1047 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,400 But they they definitely cared about that movie. 1048 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,960 Word all right well let me let me finish up this O dubs real 1049 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,600 quick so the game emphasizes stealth in survival horror 1050 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,440 gameplay requiring. I don't like survival horror. 1051 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,520 You know, requiring the player to avoid, outsmart, and fight 1052 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,600 enemies with tools such as a motion tracker and flamethrower. 1053 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,920 So here's the thing. Resident Evil and stuff is also 1054 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,800 considered considered survival horror. 1055 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,160 I can't talk. I really enjoy Resident Evil. 1056 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,200 I do not enjoy hide and seek horror. 1057 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,640 Yeah, we did have an issue. And like, that's supposed to be 1058 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,960 the best of that genre and I didn't really enjoy it that 1059 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,400 much. I enjoyed the first Outlast when 1060 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,600 I was playing it with friends because the first Outlast is 1061 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,040 genuinely scary, but it's you can't defend yourself so it's 1062 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,880 another one of those games where it's like you just have to run, 1063 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,560 hide or die. I really do think at some point 1064 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,800 when we do a horror game, what we really ought to do is have 1065 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,080 one of us Twitch stream it and the other two call in and do 1066 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,360 like a side stream and it just have like a live Steam Machine 1067 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,400 episode in Twitch. Yeah, it wouldn't be a bad idea 1068 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,280 because it's just I don't know this. 1069 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:35,120 So first thoughts, let's go. Jeff, you played this on 1070 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,160 PlayStation, You can go first. What were your first thoughts on 1071 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,840 this? I have none continue. 1072 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:40,920 All right. No thoughts and I must. 1073 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:46,920 Do no So when I first heard about this game, everyone was 1074 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,800 just like, oh, unless it's this very scary game, the yadda yadda 1075 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,400 yadda. So I was like, all right, fine. 1076 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:57,160 The only reason I got this game because it was one of those free 1077 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,680 games on the PlayStation Network. 1078 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,600 Let's give it a chance, all right? 1079 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,120 Man, first thought I can't tell you how much I envied the PS 1080 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,000 Plus free games back in the day. You guys got Rocket League for 1081 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,520 free like five years before everyone else did. 1082 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,320 That's why I still basically that's the only thing I play. 1083 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,200 I haven't really touched my PC and a long time except to 1084 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:24,560 record, but so yeah, playing this game, I immediately started 1085 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,800 thinking, holy crap. OK, well, first thing I noticed 1086 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:32,760 is it brings you back to that 70s aesthetic that we were 1087 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,000 talking about. Immediate dump where it's just 1088 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,920 like everything is supposed to be futuristic, but everything is 1089 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,680 analog, you know, buttons, everything's all clicky, clacky. 1090 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,680 It's all that kind of stuff. Like, okay, I enjoyed this. 1091 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,200 Even the visuals has that graininess to it. 1092 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,160 And so okay, we're off to a good start with visuals and then you 1093 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,360 get to Sevastopol. A sound design is creepy as hell 1094 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,120 and it's only been like 5 minutes. 1095 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,320 Where's the alien? Luckily you don't come across it 1096 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,280 until later on but still. Is one of those things like oh 1097 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,560 Jesus Christ I'm going to die in the 1st 5 minutes of this game. 1098 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,720 Shadows. I'm going to say, by the way, I 1099 00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:20,400 completely disagree with that. I thought I knew I wasn't going 1100 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,560 to see an alien until a certain thing happened. 1101 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,320 And once that thing happened, I'm like, OK, now the alien is 1102 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,920 coming in the next two minutes. And it did. 1103 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,160 The game was practically telling you you're going through an 1104 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,000 abandoned area. You're not going to see anything 1105 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,880 until you see another human, at least. 1106 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,280 Well, I'm thinking if it's not the aliens, something is going 1107 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,360 to kill me. I mean, I don't know. 1108 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:45,600 But the point is it's it's, it's started increasing the tension 1109 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,720 almost immediately. But based on visuals, based on 1110 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:54,000 sound design? So what At the very beginning, 1111 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,520 my first impression. OK, it's going to be a rough 1112 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,840 game for me, but I might enjoy this. 1113 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 For any of you who are into like liminal spaces, like places that 1114 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,600 are abandoned, especially the beginning of the game is 1115 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,880 basically just exploring and abandoned, basically airport, a 1116 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,640 Spacey airport. And it definitely gives you that 1117 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,800 feeling of everything's closed, you ain't supposed to be here 1118 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,400 so. Yeah, liminality always fucks 1119 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,440 with me. Oh Dang, we should play some of 1120 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,600 the Inside the Backrooms games in VR. 1121 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,600 Quick side note, I actually watched a video where a dude in 1122 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,600 VR spent 24 hours in the back rooms. 1123 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,880 Like he even slept with the headset on so he woke up still 1124 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,760 in the fucking back rooms and talked about just how 1125 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,640 disorienting the shit became for him. 1126 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,560 Oh, dude, I can only. I can only imagine it would 1127 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,560 freak me the fuck out. So, all right then, Dane, what 1128 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,000 about you? What was your first impression 1129 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,080 with Alien Isolation? So I do want to qualify my first 1130 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,080 impression just a little bit. I'm an old survival horror 1131 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:58,320 assault, you know, the old Resident Evils, Silent Hills I 1132 00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:03,280 got a little bit into, like the old, the early Amnesia games, 1133 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,320 Yeah. Quick question for you Dane, 1134 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,120 since you're an old Silent Hill fan, because I've played a 1135 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,240 couple of them, how do you feel about the new Silent Hill Two 1136 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:16,160 remake being 6999? I have a follow up question, how 1137 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,440 do you feel about the new Silent Hill Two remake being good 1138 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,080 considering it's developed by the same jackasses that did that 1139 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,120 horrible Blair Witch game? I've heard mixed things on the 1140 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,280 Silent Hill Two remake. I haven't actually messed with 1141 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,440 it myself. I've heard people say it's 1142 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,520 either better than they expected or outright good, which is just 1143 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,680 shocking to me because I was prepared to just leave it for 1144 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,320 dead and piss on it. I'm trying to go into it blind 1145 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,280 whenever I finally get a hold of a copy because Silent Hill 2 is 1146 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,400 hands down in my top five games of all time. 1147 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,000 Well, for what it's worth, people have complained about 1148 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,760 some things that have been changed, so you, you at least 1149 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,040 have that to look forward to. I'm not trying to get your hopes 1150 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,400 up too high, I'm trying to bring you back down. 1151 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,760 But you know, as far as horror stories go, with Silent Hill 1152 00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,440 too, I really feel like it is one of, if not the best Horror 1153 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,040 Story that I've ever encountered. 1154 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,440 I fucking love that game. And I know that my nostalgia 1155 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,080 goggles have, they've got a lot that they're going to have to 1156 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:13,360 accomplish with it, so. Yeah, but still, that's one of 1157 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,120 the reasons everyone was so low on this concept in the 1st 1158 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,480 place. That game is known for its 1159 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,800 excellent writing, it's subtle, masterful storytelling. 1160 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,600 Whereas Team Bluebird is more famous for just we don't know 1161 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,640 what to do, so we're going to throw a bunch of stupid twists 1162 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,800 at you and we can't handle anything with subtlety or care. 1163 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,320 Yeah, I did not have any kind of expectations for it. 1164 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:38,760 So I'm probably going in expecting a cluster fuck, you 1165 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,040 know? But I went to one of the mileage 1166 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,520 Ovovitch Resident Evil movies with that exact attitude and 1167 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,000 ended up having a great time because of it. 1168 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,480 But you know, like compared to say the Silent Hill movies are, 1169 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,320 I actually watched the first one in theaters and wasn't a whole 1170 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,280 lot of people in the movie. And there's a particular scene 1171 00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:00,480 at the end of it involving razor wire and Dalia. 1172 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,360 I literally jumped up in the middle of the theater on screen. 1173 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:08,400 Yes, whenever that particular scene happened And the girl that 1174 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,000 I was dating at the time, embarrassed to shut out of her, 1175 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,640 I remember. And a dude. 1176 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,520 There's a vivid scene from that movie where, oh, actually, go 1177 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,560 ahead and finish your thought. Oh, I just want to say when I 1178 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,480 did that, I saw a dude that I went to high school with who I 1179 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,200 later worked again with at Walmart. 1180 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,800 He turned around and we both met eyes and he kind of looked to 1181 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,360 the roommate at his shoulder at me and like, give me the thumbs 1182 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,240 up. Oh yeah, so. 1183 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,040 What were you going to? Say the scene at Vividly Vividly 1184 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:44,200 I Can't Talk for shit tonight I vividly remember is Pyramid Head 1185 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,400 grabbing that chick by like right between her titties and 1186 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,000 just squeezing the skin and twisting it and then just 1187 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,360 ripping all of her skin off in one fell yank. 1188 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,920 Being a big fan of all the stuff in Silent Hill too, I did not 1189 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,440 like the fact that they stuck Pyramid Head in the movie either 1190 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,960 of the movies. They were going to have to man. 1191 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,720 The suits would have made him. He's the mascot of the series 1192 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,320 for some reason. He is. 1193 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,320 I am aware that he's actually a fucking an embodiment of some 1194 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,920 horrible thing in your own psyche or whatever, but that 1195 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,760 doesn't mean that he's not basically the mascot of the 1196 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,600 series. If they had a Smash Bros 1197 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,760 character from Silent Hill, it would be Pyramid Head. 1198 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,920 We'll see. I'm in the camp that Pyramid 1199 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,480 Head is not really a villain in those games. 1200 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,880 And I know there's some massive fucking tangent, it's what I'm 1201 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,360 good at. But if you actually pay 1202 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,280 attention to a lot of the interactions you have with them 1203 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,120 at the first boss battle in that game that you have against 1204 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,680 Pyramid Head, it's time based. It's not about how much damage 1205 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,880 you do to him. As long as you just don't get 1206 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,920 close enough for him to slack you, he will eventually leave. 1207 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,640 Also make a lot and there's an art. 1208 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,080 Make a lot. If you're listening, Pyramid 1209 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,800 Head are the ones that did creep and Karma police. 1210 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,080 Totally 100%. I don't know why I'm so cutting 1211 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,640 people off today man. I'm so sorry man. 1212 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,320 I've been breaking into so much stuff. 1213 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,920 I thought I'd be out of energy and not be able to talk, but now 1214 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,080 that I'm done with that damn game, I have so much juice 1215 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,440 flowing out of me. You got the creative shoes is 1216 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,360 flowing. I can see more tissues, the 1217 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,440 little white juice leaking down your forehead. 1218 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,800 But I'm in the camp of Pyramid Heads, there to bring James to 1219 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,040 the realizations of what he needs to see. 1220 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,640 And the moment that James accepts is the moment that 1221 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,760 Pyramid Head stops becoming a threat at all. 1222 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:32,040 He's not there to kill the player, he's not there to get in 1223 00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,600 the way. He's there to open the path and 1224 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,120 the fact that he just shoving Pyramid Head in different games 1225 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:43,840 as the symbol of judgment or a in Silent Hill to the movie, 1226 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:48,600 he's a figure of protection. They totally just miss the whole 1227 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,040 point of the characterization of the monster. 1228 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,320 But he sells T-shirts, yeah. So yeah, that's kind of what I 1229 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,800 was getting into. But I always do think it's 1230 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,280 interesting when a character is neither really good nor bad, but 1231 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,720 just a force and therefore scary on its own. 1232 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,880 You know? That's like a lot of the best 1233 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,440 portrayals of the Grim Reaper as just someone who's doing his 1234 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,800 job, you know? Just, you know, smoking 3 packs 1235 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,680 a day walking around with a coffee mug. 1236 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,440 That's why I really like the show Dead Like Me. 1237 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 You ever watched that one? That sounds familiar, but I 1238 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,200 don't think I actually watched it. 1239 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,480 The entire cast are people who died and become reapers and they 1240 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,720 have to collect so many souls before they get to move on. 1241 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,040 Gotcha. How'd we get off on this? 1242 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,000 My first impression. Yeah, it was your first 1243 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,320 impression and I was asking you about the Silent Hill price. 1244 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,760 And I just think 6999 for a remake is a little a little 1245 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,000 steep, but. I think you're doing good. 1246 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,960 It can be justifiable, but. I think 69 would. 1247 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,440 Be Captain. Captain Tangents. 1248 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,640 Captain Tangents, But you know I'm an old salt with the old 1249 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,640 classic survival horror. That's how we got there, OK. 1250 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,720 So there, there we go, had a look at my notes in my SO I was 1251 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,600 thinking, you know what, I got this game and my first 1252 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,520 impression. This game scared the ever loving 1253 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:05,280 shit out of me immediately and I want to reveal a little 1254 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,880 something about myself with this. 1255 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,560 I'm claustrophobic. Why didn't we get him in for 1256 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,480 iron long? I know, right? 1257 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,760 Damn. I am not so bad that like I 1258 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,480 can't walk into an elevator and not panic, you know? 1259 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,760 I'm good in the elevator as long as it's not crowded. 1260 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,040 My big trigger personally is if I can't move my arms freely. 1261 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,040 But I do have claustrophobia and everything that I loved and 1262 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,520 praised about the cinematography, where they went 1263 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,000 out of their way to make the movie Alien claustrophobic, 1264 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:44,280 became just an albatross around my neck the whole time I was 1265 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,040 playing this game. Especially early on because 1266 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:52,440 everywhere you look for ceiling and roof are always visible. 1267 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,960 And I didn't like increase my field of view or anything. 1268 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,280 It was just standard. You always feel that roof is 1269 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,560 right over your head everywhere you go. 1270 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,800 And then it has you walk around in the crawl pipes a lot of the 1271 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,720 time too, just to make it even extra crampy. 1272 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,080 Oddly enough, the vents didn't bother me. 1273 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,240 I'm so used to crawling through vents and. 1274 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,240 Fucking Duke Nukem. Yeah, I was thinking Half Life. 1275 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,400 But well, you have more class than me. 1276 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:23,600 But just it took me like 3 times longer than it should have to 1277 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,560 make it through to even get to the part where the alien becomes 1278 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,200 a threat in the game. And once I hit that and you 1279 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,240 know, I started just the game opens up a little bit because 1280 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,240 the alien will drop out events at you. 1281 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,720 Well, I know we'll get in that later. 1282 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,080 But when the game opened up just a little bit and you're having 1283 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:43,200 to deal with the alien was when I started just kind of blazing 1284 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,080 through it. And the alien was a nuisance. 1285 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:49,800 But that initial was just like it hit all of my claustrophobia 1286 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,480 triggers in the beginning was scaring the ever 11 shit out of 1287 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,920 me. I also love too that not only is 1288 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,960 it claustrophobic in the sense of the decor, but also the fact 1289 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,240 that there's so much damage that most areas have only one way in 1290 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,440 and out at the beginning, like in the introduction. 1291 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,600 So like, not only is it claustrophobic feeling in the 1292 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,520 sense that you can't physically get out, like even if you had 1293 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:15,000 like your full motions and stuff, but like you got the 1294 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000 whole, you know, waist high thing you can't climb over or 1295 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,800 whatever. And so you know that if there 1296 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:23,400 were something to happen, you'd be fucked for video game reasons 1297 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,680 and logistical reasons. Yeah, so. 1298 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,480 What about you will the? Great thing is when I had that 1299 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,680 exact same feeling in outlast two I hated it whereas in this 1300 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,680 game I was like OK this is actually building some good 1301 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,520 tension. My first impression was I really 1302 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:40,000 the only alien thing I've seen now is alien one which we 1303 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,320 watched for the media dump. So like, I don't have a huge 1304 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,680 amount of experience with series other than its cultural 1305 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:51,920 phenomenon, so the movie takes place entirely on one wrecked 1306 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,640 freer. Well, almost entirely. 1307 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,120 There's like a couple scenes on the planet too. 1308 01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:00,320 Whatever, don't at me. But this, on the other hand, 1309 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,320 starts you off on like this big spaceport. 1310 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,560 And I thought it was just interesting seeing something in 1311 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,960 the alien universe where you could walk around and stuff. 1312 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:12,200 I liked that one of the people that was with you was not a 1313 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,840 soldier or you know, a freight worker or anything, but just a 1314 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,840 legal professional for Waylon Utani trying to get out there 1315 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,400 and make her big break or whatever. 1316 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,800 And like she's all space sick and hates sick. 1317 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,720 You got to have a character that's just having a bad time. 1318 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,360 You know, it's, it's important. And she has a very bad time 1319 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,640 through that game. I, I hope she comes back because 1320 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,080 the very first thing that happens the moment she leaves 1321 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,640 the torrents is she gets exploded. 1322 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,680 There's a huge explosion on the Sevastopol and it immediately 1323 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,800 separates you from the two other people you were boarding with. 1324 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,200 Yeah, spoilers. They survived that. 1325 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,800 I didn't even think there was a chance they survived that until 1326 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,000 she said the Axel that she got separated because I thought the 1327 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:54,040 the the take of it was supposed to be that they got completely 1328 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:58,480 incinerated also. Did you pin Samuel as a Cyborg 1329 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,040 just out? Or not a Cyborg, but a synth out 1330 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,800 of curiosity. I didn't get as far as whatever 1331 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,560 you're talking about. The dude that came in and 1332 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,240 actually starts the entire plot, The character's name is Sam. 1333 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,760 The one who comes and says, hey, you know, we can get closure for 1334 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,480 you with your. Mom, I didn't, I didn't. 1335 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,200 I didn't pick that up but I'm not super. 1336 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,960 Surprised. I'm not super surprised just 1337 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,880 because they already got me with the robot trick in the first 1338 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,440 Alien movie. So, but I was surprised by this. 1339 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,640 I went into this not knowing anything about the plot either 1340 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,680 and the fact that it's a direct sequel to the first Alien movie 1341 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,360 that no one has any idea about xenomorphs or anything like 1342 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,560 that, and you're playing as the daughter of Ellen Ripley, I 1343 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,520 thought was really interesting. That's a cool idea. 1344 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,320 Like it made me feel like they had given the people that made 1345 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,000 this game pretty open rain. Like they trusted them to make a 1346 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,520 game with a pretty important character theoretically. 1347 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,760 And my understanding with it, as far as I know, the game was 1348 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,040 intended to be Canon to the series. 1349 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,960 I don't know how that jihads with some of the stuff that 1350 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:03,760 happens in Romulus, but. Unfortunately, you're going to 1351 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,120 have to be our Canon guy on this one because yeah, come to think 1352 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:10,000 of, you're probably just going to have to be the alien guy for 1353 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,400 this one. Because fellas, I don't know if 1354 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,000 I want to bring this up this early on in the episode, but 1355 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,560 let's all just go ahead and admit it. 1356 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:20,160 We had a pretty rough start of it and mostly bounced off of it. 1357 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,200 Well, that brings me to my first thoughts and. 1358 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:29,240 Enlightened us. I really was enjoying things. 1359 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:33,240 At first I I thought that the atmosphere was great. 1360 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,240 It really spooked the shit out of me in the beginning hours. 1361 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,960 One thing that bothered me is it didn't let me turn off head Bob. 1362 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,640 So like head bobbing is a hit and miss thing with me. 1363 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,120 Sometimes it bothers me, sometimes it doesn't, right This 1364 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,960 game in particular, it didn't particularly sit well with me, 1365 01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:52,560 but I play it. That's why you know I. 1366 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,440 The game defaults to a low FOV too, which makes that kind of 1367 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:59,120 head bobbing a lot worse to me. So the first issue I ran into 1368 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:04,000 with this game is my computer is too good to run it so things 1369 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,360 would happen faster than they were supposed to and like would 1370 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:10,640 glitch out and it was causing me to crash every time I was trying 1371 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,440 to get onto a ladder. So I ended up looking into a 1372 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,920 fix. I ended up having to just like 1373 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:19,640 go into the NVIDIA control panel and change a few things around. 1374 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,560 Pain in the Dick, but got it to work and then played through it 1375 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,240 a little bit more. Now I'm going to go ahead and 1376 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,040 just lay it all out on the line for you guys. 1377 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,280 All right, we're moving past first thoughts. 1378 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,680 I'm going to go ahead and give you my my full. 1379 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,400 I'm just going to unload and then I'm going to let you guys 1380 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,400 talk about whatever you want to talk about, right, because I 1381 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,440 just got to get this out. This game can suck my entire 1382 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:42,680 fucking Dick and balls. So it it starts off so fucking 1383 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,840 promising, right? And I'm like, OK, so here's 1384 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:49,160 here's my thing. I think in retrospect we should 1385 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:55,040 have played the Alien movie DLC because this game puts you in 1386 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,440 this big ass ship. That's cool, that's fine. 1387 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,280 I like having the area to move around because you're going to 1388 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,600 have to run from the alien and when the Alien was introduced, 1389 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:05,560 that's cool. My issue is with they felt the 1390 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,640 need that they had to put in other enemies. 1391 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:11,200 Like you were dealing with a fucking xenomorph. 1392 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,760 Why do you need these little happy Joe farmer Farmer Fred 1393 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:19,040 fucking things walking around like I can't do that, John, like 1394 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,800 it was you fucking and. The other the other androids. 1395 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,720 Whatever the fuck they yeah, those androids. 1396 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,000 I think it's the working Joes is what they got. 1397 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,920 Yeah, working Joes, Farmer Dick, whatever his name was. 1398 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,800 Like they were just like they were all walking around. 1399 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,680 They all turn fucking evil. They're killing people. 1400 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:36,479 They take 15 fucking shots to kill. 1401 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,600 And if you're shooting at them, more are going to come because 1402 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,560 they hear the gunshots. The aliens going to come and 1403 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,760 kill you. They take 15,000,000 wacks with 1404 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:48,680 a wrench like they are just fucking damage sponges and they 1405 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,319 are there for no reason. They add nothing to the game in 1406 01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:54,680 my opinion. Like the terror of the game to 1407 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,399 me is sneaking around trying to avoid the alien because the 1408 01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:59,200 alien is smart. If you're playing with your mic 1409 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,520 on, the alien can hear you. All of that is super cool in 1410 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,399 theory, but when you're having to deal with all of this other 1411 01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:09,720 shit on top of the alien, it's like trying to take 10 lbs of 1412 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:13,640 shit and stuff it into a 5 LB bag when really you just needed 1413 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,680 that really good 5 lbs of manure to grow what you need to do 1414 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,399 that. Was a really interesting 1415 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:20,359 metaphor, my guy. I just had to ponder that. 1416 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,479 I agree with you. There was one moment I was 1417 01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,520 dealing with the alien. This is after. 1418 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,720 This is right before you're supposed to go to like the 1419 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,080 medical wane right before you find what, what, what, what are 1420 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,240 the two people's names? Samuel and. 1421 01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:37,840 Samuel and Taylor. Samuel and Taylor So you're 1422 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,760 about to enter a tram and you're supposed to go to the medical 1423 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,319 wane do I guess find to help Taylor? 1424 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:48,000 So I the alien is hunting. I am standing behind a bench. 1425 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,720 There are two people that are trying to hunt me. 1426 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,120 You know, they have guns and everything. 1427 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,000 I'm just like, Jesus Christ, I'm going to fucking die. 1428 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,480 I'm going to have to respawn again. 1429 01:09:56,480 --> 01:10:01,040 Or the alien walks right past me even though I was to closer 1430 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:05,120 target it walked right past me and attacked the the two people. 1431 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:09,760 And I literally I, I was shaking in terror just because like oh 1432 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,520 Jesus Christ, I'm going to fucking die again. 1433 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,960 It's just like Oh my God. So I OK, they're attacking the 1434 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,880 guys. I immediately ran into the tram 1435 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,760 and I just like OK give me 10 fucking seconds to calm down or 1436 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,680 relax. Good horror movie moment. 1437 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:27,720 It it was, but if we're if we're since we're getting into, you 1438 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,240 know, thoughts. This game basically pissed me 1439 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:35,440 off just because of the fact that even on I I believe I 1440 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:39,880 played this on easy mode or one of the easier settings. 1441 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:45,920 The game is beyond challenging. I don't know how the vision of 1442 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:48,360 the alien works. I just always assumed it's 1443 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:51,080 blind. It just has like a maybe an 1444 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:55,160 extra higher sense of hearing and smell. 1445 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:59,360 Maybe that's how it hunts. But here I am, I'm hiding under 1446 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:04,280 desks. The alien is in a corridor 100 1447 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,280 feet away. And I'm I'm playing on 1448 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:09,320 PlayStation. On the controller are lights. 1449 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,240 When they're blue, everything's called. 1450 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,040 No one is hunting you. When they start flashing green 1451 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,880 and white. They are aware of you but and 1452 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,320 are hunting for you. So the xenomorph 100 feet away, 1453 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:24,080 entirely different corridor, my controller starts flashing green 1454 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,880 and white and all of a sudden 5 seconds later it charges me and 1455 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,480 attacks me. It's like, how the fuck did you 1456 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,680 see me when I'm hiding under the desk and you're not even in my 1457 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,880 vision? I don't know for the Xenomorph, 1458 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,600 but there is a they can an answer for the face huggers 1459 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,080 which do show up in this game. The face huggers detect body 1460 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,320 heat. I I was not that far into the 1461 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,400 game. So I would assume since there 1462 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,160 are no visible eyes on the Xenomorph, that given that the 1463 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,520 face huggers do that it goes by body heat. 1464 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,240 That's what my assumption would be. 1465 01:11:56,440 --> 01:12:00,160 So I have one other major complaint I want to get out 1466 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:01,840 before I I don't want to forget it right? 1467 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,880 So I didn't even make it this far. 1468 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,800 So I watched I'm going to give a shout out Mandalore gaming on 1469 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,640 YouTube, one of my favorite review channels. 1470 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,080 He releases sparingly, but like his videos are always quality. 1471 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,920 He I watched his review on Alien Isolation and then I watched a 1472 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,520 few others review and they all had a running theme that I 1473 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:24,840 agreed with and that is this game is far longer than it needs 1474 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,440 to be like. 100%. What is it Dane? 1475 01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:30,240 So you can speak to this from experience. 1476 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,560 What is it? Halfway, maybe 3/4 of the way 1477 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,680 through the game, you kick the alien out like you get rid of 1478 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,720 the alien, it is no longer a threat, and the game still goes 1479 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,160 on for another few hours after that. 1480 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:45,600 Yeah, so I think that was about the two third mark as far as 1481 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,400 like play time for me, give or take. 1482 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:53,000 You go on a mission where you lower the Alien out, and this 1483 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,840 gets into one of my complaints with this type of game, which 1484 01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:58,560 I'll touch on in a second. But you lower them out, you 1485 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:02,240 jettison that part off of the ship, you get locked in there 1486 01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:08,000 with it, and Amanda Ripley has to do a Hail Mary just spacewalk 1487 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,600 jettison to get back to the space station. 1488 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,600 Otherwise she's going to be ejected with it. 1489 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:17,000 This wasn't the plan. And then you continue on dodging 1490 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,760 the I've done forgot what I said they were called but the worker 1491 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:21,680 Android. Shit. 1492 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,360 And. The Joes. 1493 01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:27,520 The Joes. And fun fact, the speed running 1494 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,280 community calls the alien Steve. So you got a Steve on your tail. 1495 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:37,160 I don't know where it came from, I just know what's the thing and 1496 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,600 the speed runners have actually got this game down to a 30 1497 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:40,360 minute run. That's. 1498 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,160 Incredible. Jesus Christ. 1499 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:45,000 Where they like. Is it all routing or is there 1500 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,960 like a skip? It's a skip where certain areas 1501 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:52,240 you revisit with new tools that you can open this door to get to 1502 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,480 a different part of the ship. So if you do this kind of glitch 1503 01:13:56,480 --> 01:14:00,640 involving a Crouch, you can clip through doors. 1504 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:04,000 OK. And they clip through and skip 1505 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,280 from mission like 2:00 to 11:00 and then trigger a thing that 1506 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:12,520 goes from 11 to 18 and then play through the rest of the game so 1507 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,160 they can get it down to like sub 30 minute runs. 1508 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,320 That sounds pretty interesting. Yeah, I'll watch the entire 1509 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:19,960 video about it just for shits and giggles. 1510 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:23,440 Do some of those speed running Documentaries are amazing, like 1511 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,560 even like summoning salt. His are pretty shallow and it's 1512 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,440 just about the world record and like who everyone to hold the 1513 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:31,080 world record in each game. But it's like all these just got 1514 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:34,280 this feeling of like the ingenuity of humanity, the 1515 01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:37,200 triumph of the spirit over the whims of the computer. 1516 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,560 It's always fools fun, you know. Sorry. 1517 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:43,200 But after getting the alien off of the space station and then 1518 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:48,080 you go on back into it, you find out you're trying to deactivate. 1519 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,040 I think that computer for this company is called Apollo, where 1520 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,400 I with Waylon Utani, it was mother. 1521 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,280 You're trying to get it to, you know, deactivate all these 1522 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,120 protocols they've enacted because Waylon Utani's bottom 1523 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,040 out. And it's like can't verify the 1524 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,320 engines. And lo and behold, there's a 1525 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:10,680 hive in the engines. And now you have to play through 1526 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:14,160 the rest of the game with two aliens on your ship. 1527 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:18,480 And there's facehuckers. So at any given point, a face 1528 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:21,880 hugger can be coming after you whenever you're having to dodge 1529 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,520 aliens. There's one point you actually 1530 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,000 see both of them, so you know both of them are on your tail. 1531 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,880 So the aliens do come back later in the game. 1532 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,840 But my problem with the way this game is structured is that 1533 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,680 classic All right, we've almost done the thing. 1534 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,760 We have our plan, everything's going according to plan. 1535 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:41,280 Oh wait, the plan failed, I'm screwed. 1536 01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,320 We have to start over. Super Lucky escape, keep going. 1537 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:47,240 You get the new plan, you get almost to the point everything 1538 01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,960 goes sideways. Super Lucky Escape, go forward 1539 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,880 because you have the jettison off with the alien, and you 1540 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:55,440 spacefalk and manage to get back. 1541 01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:57,960 And then you finally get a hold of the torrents, the ship that 1542 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:02,120 you came in on, and you're almost doing a thing to be able 1543 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,880 to dock and escape. And then Alien jumps down, grabs 1544 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:08,840 you, takes you to the hive, and since Amanda Ripley has plot 1545 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,520 armor, she's the only person who wakes up and is able to break 1546 01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:14,360 free of the cocooning so that she doesn't get turned into a 1547 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,240 host. Bullshit. 1548 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,040 See, that's pretty wack. See, that's everybody should 1549 01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,800 have died. That should have been the end of 1550 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:26,560 this game, God damn it. The spoiler for the entire game 1551 01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:30,320 is If you've watched Aliens the Director's Cut, you know Amanda 1552 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:34,560 Ripley dies of cancer at age 66, two years before Ripley gets 1553 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,280 pulled out of of her cryo chamber where she escaped the 1554 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,320 first boot. Oh. 1555 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,800 So she has to survive everything that happens. 1556 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:46,240 So you know the Canning ending is she can't die. 1557 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,920 OK, Yeah. At least if you know the 1558 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,800 movements. Shyamalan would find a way to 1559 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,720 break it's a twist. So then the the ending, the 1560 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:56,360 ambiguous ending with the the little light on her head, Then 1561 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,600 if you know the lore, then you you that's no ambiguous ending. 1562 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,520 You know, exactly as she's being saved. 1563 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:05,880 Yeah, and I think one of the DLC's reveals, and is something 1564 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:09,760 that I've heard, I haven't actually played it, that between 1565 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,680 the because the very last scene of the game is a QuickTime event 1566 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,480 where you get back to the torrents and you're good and 1567 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:17,720 surprise and alien dict its way on board. 1568 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,120 So you have this QuickTime event where you're scrambling back 1569 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,520 away from the alien and hit the airlock and jettison both of you 1570 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,120 out into space. I think there's a DLC where you 1571 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:30,200 spend you find out that she was out there for three days before 1572 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,280 someone gets her, and there's other stuff you have to go 1573 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:36,720 through to do XY and Z before you get to just float around in 1574 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:40,480 space and get found and rescued. But they realize the air tanks 1575 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,920 can last that long in this. Universe. 1576 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,640 I was just thinking 3 days worth of oxygen is a big ass air tank. 1577 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,760 Even even Star Trek I. Don't know if she gets back 1578 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:53,760 inside somewhere and probably has to do a jettison back out 1579 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,240 again. She just has to find one of 1580 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:56,760 those air bubbles like Sonic the Hedgehog. 1581 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,440 What you don't know is when they show up and save her. 1582 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:05,560 She was hearing the music one of the most. 1583 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,840 Stressful themes in all video games. 1584 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,560 I just, there was just a lot of mechanics in this game that just 1585 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,080 didn't work for me, which is sad because like, they really did 1586 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,920 the atmosphere right. Oh yeah, they nailed. 1587 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,200 They nailed the level of design, but the fact that it fucked with 1588 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,920 me so hard, they nailed the level design. 1589 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:27,600 Yeah, it really felt like you were on the set of an alien 1590 01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,240 state. Like I got to say, it's a very 1591 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:31,040 immersive experience in that sense. 1592 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:33,640 The problem is the gameplay mechanics keep taking me out of 1593 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,440 it, because I think of it as a video game. 1594 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:39,080 I think of it as a toy, and I'm trying to figure out how I can 1595 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,760 figure out the mechanics of what's happening. 1596 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,440 Like you said earlier, you don't understand how the alien can 1597 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:47,480 see, like what it detects. And you're not thinking, Oh my 1598 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,880 God, a weird animal's hunting me, I need to figure out how to 1599 01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:52,880 avoid it at all costs. You think, OK, well, this is a 1600 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,920 game, it has some way it detects me. 1601 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,440 What is that mechanism? And my mic is off so I know it's 1602 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,920 not hearing me breathe. I knew a lot about how the AI 1603 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:05,920 for the alien worked, so I was gaming it very hard and I will 1604 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:09,440 go ahead and disclose whenever I played through the vast majority 1605 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,960 of this game. I had a walkthrough that showed, 1606 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:14,640 you know, the perfect golden path for the easiest thing 1607 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,600 because I kept getting lost in the labyrinth in this place. 1608 01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,920 OK, so we should feel a little less bad about not completing 1609 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,960 the game because the only one that did get anywhere was 1610 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:24,320 actually using a walkthrough and play I. 1611 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:27,560 Got Oh yeah, I got lost for like half an hour to win before I 1612 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:30,640 realized like, and this was like maybe 10-15 minutes into the 1613 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,360 game when you're wandering around. 1614 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,640 I got lost because I eventually wandered into a room and just 1615 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:37,760 happened to look down at the floor and there was a hatch in 1616 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,000 the floor and that was the area that was where I needed to go. 1617 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,080 I didn't see that for like 20 fucking minutes because there 1618 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,480 was no thing pointing you to it at all. 1619 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,400 And I usually am one of those people who I'm like, oh, Morrow 1620 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:47,760 wins. Cool. 1621 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,880 Because it doesn't hold your hand. 1622 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,560 You have to read quest logs and stuff. 1623 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:54,040 The problem was it didn't give you anything to read that would 1624 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:57,920 give you an like, hey, look at the Hatch on the floor maybe. 1625 01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,080 Or, you know, nothing was there to signify that that was where 1626 01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,200 we needed to go. Yeah, there were a lot of points 1627 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,640 where the telegraphing completely fails in this game. 1628 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,520 But I hate to bitch about that when we when we review the game, 1629 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:09,480 because then we're going to be the people that get the yellow 1630 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:11,840 paint splash treatment blamed on us, you know? 1631 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,040 Yeah, that's fair, but I also don't mind the yellow paint 1632 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,600 splash treatment every now and then. 1633 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:20,280 Yeah, I think what does that game that there was that one 1634 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,760 game that had the really insanely bad hinting though, 1635 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,240 Like it was, I think it was like one of the later God of War 1636 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,480 games where every few seconds the characters like just telling 1637 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,400 you how to solve the puzzle. Yeah. 1638 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,920 Why don't you try doing this, boy? 1639 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:32,920 Yeah. Yeah. 1640 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,080 You're thinking the same game I'm thinking of too, because 1641 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,880 when they talked about it, they definitely said the word boy a 1642 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,440 million times, so that is what I'm doing. 1643 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,440 That's got a boy. I've never played God of War, 1644 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:42,760 sorry. Man, they're good. 1645 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,960 It was an Xbox inclusive back in the day and I didn't have Xbox 1646 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,480 so. That was a PlayStation 1647 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:48,360 exclusive, Sir. Well I did have Xbox at that 1648 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,000 point then. But yeah, I think like the 1649 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,760 hinting colors that they use in this game really is if they 1650 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:57,200 really want to draw your attention, they'll have a lot 1651 01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,680 where everything is just so dark. 1652 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,640 Yeah, I noticed that they use lights a lot, Like very doom 1653 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,440 like level design. I felt like I actually didn't 1654 01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,480 have any trouble getting lost in this game, which is weird 1655 01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:08,840 because you guys know I'm really bad at getting lost in 3D 1656 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,320 spaces. But I felt like I kind of 1657 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,560 thought that they were just shining lights on everything I 1658 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:16,000 needed to go towards, to the point where I was going other 1659 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,760 directions just because like, no, it's too obvious. 1660 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,800 I need to explore. And there are some things that 1661 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,960 you can miss if you're not exploring like. 1662 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,160 The only things I ever found from exploring was just fucking 1663 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,720 crafting materials and I never found any crafting blueprints 1664 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,320 because I didn't care enough to get that far. 1665 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,360 It's easy to miss some of the blueprints and there's a couple 1666 01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:35,240 of them that if you walk past them early game you're really 1667 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,920 going to be fucked. Like the Med kit, you can walk 1668 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,440 past and completely miss the Med kit blueprint. 1669 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,400 And there's not really that many Med kits to my knowledge that 1670 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:47,080 spawn within the game because the crafting materials which 1671 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,160 fuck shoving crafting in this game. 1672 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,760 Yeah, I was really not happy at the moment I started, picked up 1673 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:55,920 a crafting item. I understand the rationale 1674 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,160 behind a lot of the decisions they made for the game 1675 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:01,440 mechanics. Because The thing is, if you ask 1676 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:04,840 me to describe what I would want out of an Alien game that's 1677 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,560 going to be a horror game, they did a lot of the things that I 1678 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,240 would like, pivot to. Like you need to be a little bit 1679 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:15,240 clumsy in the controls because you don't want perfect agency 1680 01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:17,920 when you're scrambling. You want to have something 1681 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,440 that's going to slow you down that you have to do because they 1682 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:25,240 have very, very big, high effort mechanisms on these spaceships 1683 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,960 within the movies that slow people down. 1684 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:30,680 Like things you have to like, prime the pump on a generator a 1685 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,920 couple times where you hit a button that shows up in the 1686 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:33,440 game. Yeah. 1687 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,080 It's always the exact same animation every time, which got 1688 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,720 really old the third time and I'm like OK it's exactly 2 pumps 1689 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:43,000 and you. An alien that tracks you, that 1690 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,560 you have to have from all these things that I would be like, 1691 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,200 yeah, if you want a good alien game, you got to do this. 1692 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,160 You have to do it. They did all the things. 1693 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,680 Thanks. I hated. 1694 01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:53,360 It they did too many things is the problem. 1695 01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,000 They went kitchen sink with this. 1696 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:59,400 They threw in too much extras. I was fine with the crafting 1697 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:03,440 system, but like I said, I don't like using my inventory and it 1698 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:07,360 seems like the game demands that you use the inventory system. 1699 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:11,200 It's just it's like I'm trying to deal with the Joes. 1700 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,960 At one point there's like five of them just walking around. 1701 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,680 Just like, how the hell do you want me to sneak past this 1702 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:19,600 thing? I had to go out of my way to 1703 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:23,720 craft the I don't the the sound bomb. 1704 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,840 I don't know what it is. It's called the interference 1705 01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:30,800 bomb just so it can create a distraction and it's like okay 1706 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,560 good. I finally got past it for some 1707 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,640 reason. 5 seconds later they found me and now I'm running for 1708 01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:40,520 like the next two minutes getting away from these things. 1709 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,320 And it's unnecessary. Can I say something about 1710 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,720 crafting and video games too? I get that the idea for crafting 1711 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,840 is that it's a little bit more realistic and diegetic than just 1712 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,680 like picking up full items on the ground or going to a 1713 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:55,720 shopkeeper or whatever, but ultimately you're just asking me 1714 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,880 to do a shopkeeper with an extra step. 1715 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,080 Like, it makes no sense whatsoever that I would find a 1716 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,840 architect's blueprint that tells me how to make a medicine pack 1717 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:08,480 out of plastic and gel. You know, none of that means 1718 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,960 anything. You might as well give me gold 1719 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:13,040 coins and have a shopkeeper come up to me and say, oh, what are 1720 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,480 you in the need? For another thing I also want to 1721 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:21,280 mention before you go ahead and speak, Dane, we were talking 1722 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:26,280 about before, just like the mechanics, like we, we're trying 1723 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,200 to immerse ourselves in the game, but yet we're thinking 1724 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:33,080 about the mechanics. You're Ripley, you're crouching. 1725 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,720 You're you know, you're crouching and you're walking 1726 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,920 along. She is squeaking her shoes and 1727 01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:44,280 I'm sorry, but I'm just like you are trying to hide for your dear 1728 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,000 life and yet your shoes are just going squeak, squeak, squeak, 1729 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,960 squeak. Try being a little bit quieter. 1730 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,800 Well, something that. There is a cheat for that. 1731 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,760 WD4. Strafe to the right. 1732 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,760 It's an incomplete animation. You'd make 0 noise when you're 1733 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,880 strafing to the right so you can run as much as you want. 1734 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,440 Wow. That's a good note then to know. 1735 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,080 So one of the things that the guys that I watched complained 1736 01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,240 about and Jeff, this kind of goes back to the the alien 1737 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,360 finding you from 100 feet away was they were talking about how 1738 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:18,280 an outlast you could be running from something and you would 1739 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:22,320 hide in a like, you know, like a, a locker, say. 1740 01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:25,760 And you would you would get in that locker and she would like 1741 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:29,000 shut it quietly. And then you would hide in there 1742 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,280 and the person would maybe come in the room and look around. 1743 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,160 But as long as you didn't, they didn't see you go in there, 1744 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,440 they're not going to fuck with you. 1745 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,920 He said. And Mandalore specifically was 1746 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:40,880 like two things. One, when you go and you hide in 1747 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:44,160 a locker as Amanda, she slams the shit out of the locker door. 1748 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:47,240 When she goes in there, she's like bam, which would make a lot 1749 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:50,560 of noise, right? And two is that the alien knows 1750 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,720 you're hiding sometimes when it shouldn't, and that it'll just 1751 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,160 like you could be somewhere and it'll just open the door and 1752 01:25:56,160 --> 01:26:00,000 yank you out or hiding under a bed and it'll just run up out of 1753 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,520 nowhere and nail you and it's like it shouldn't have known you 1754 01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:04,040 were there. So that is not just that you, 1755 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:07,920 that is a bitch that I saw in every review that I watched just 1756 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:12,960 to validate you well. Did you look into how the aliens 1757 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,280 IAI is actually set up within the game? 1758 01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:16,680 No at a code. No. 1759 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,880 So the way they have it set up, there's three systems in place. 1760 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:24,080 You have the you know AI director which has perfect 1761 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:28,080 knowledge of where Amanda's AT and will push the alien in your 1762 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:31,200 direction. And then it's the alien AI's job 1763 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:35,520 to, with limited knowledge of you, figure out where you're at 1764 01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:38,320 and pursue use of the level. So somewhere system what they 1765 01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:39,960 use in like Left 4 Dead and stuff like that. 1766 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:45,680 And they have what they called a menace gauge, that as the alien 1767 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:49,040 is fucking with you and putting pressure on you, that gauge 1768 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,360 slowly fills up until it hits a maximum. 1769 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,920 And if the Alien has not found you before that and you've 1770 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:59,240 managed to, you know, not make any blaring mistakes, once that 1771 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:02,920 manage menace gauge has filled up, the AI director makes the 1772 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:06,680 Alien kind of fall back and give you some breathing space to keep 1773 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:10,080 it from being just on your balls all the time. 1774 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:14,320 Because if this Alien was operating like a real Xenomorph, 1775 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:17,280 you would not get the breathing. I never, I never got that. 1776 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,960 It was always taunting and hunting me. 1777 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:23,080 It never left me alone. It. 1778 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,000 When you actually get into watching the flow of it and 1779 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,720 you're trying to game the system, you can see whenever 1780 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,920 it's backing off a little bit and giving you some room. 1781 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,080 And on the lower difficulties, at least in the earlier levels, 1782 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,560 you can just kind of wait it out to a point and then it'll get 1783 01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:41,160 back up in the vents. And as long as you don't run, 1784 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:43,680 you can pretty much do whatever you want to do and it's not 1785 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:45,840 going to drop back down and start pursuing unless it take 1786 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,160 too long. So it just sounds like when 1787 01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,400 you're playing this game correctly, you're just doing a 1788 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:54,480 really obscure and obtuse baroque version of Simon's Says 1789 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:57,000 with someone who never actually says it out loud. 1790 01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,120 Simon thinks yeah. Yeah, kinda. 1791 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,360 I don't know, that doesn't sound like it's an entertaining 1792 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,320 gameplay experience. It sounds like the more you know 1793 01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:08,760 about the game, the less it functions as anything other than 1794 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:12,000 a second game that isn't a horror experience whatsoever. 1795 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:16,280 On the harder difficulties the alien gets, you know you've got 1796 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,440 more room before it's filling up that menace gauge it's going to 1797 01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:23,680 behave and treats, you know it's going to act smarter and you 1798 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:26,880 have way less wiggle room. But playing this game is just 1799 01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:30,520 reminding me how much I despise first person stealth. 1800 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,960 Yeah, I think that that is when I said I didn't like survival 1801 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:35,160 horror. Maybe that's what I was thinking 1802 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:38,200 of because I really didn't enjoy either first person or like that 1803 01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,320 really near third person's audio games use. 1804 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,320 I will say. And I never really felt scared 1805 01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:46,640 dealing with the Xenomorph, it was just stressful having to do 1806 01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:49,920 XY and Z to avoid the xenomorph. I was more scared by the 1807 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:53,400 facehackers because the same reason that I was scared of the 1808 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:56,680 fucking head crabs in Half Life. It's a small target and it moves 1809 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,040 quick. Yeah dude, the head crabs in 1810 01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:01,800 Half Life weren't a fucking joke, man. 1811 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:05,080 I think that first person stealth can be done right 1812 01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:07,600 because Thief. Those Thief games do it right 1813 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:10,520 and Dishonored does it right. But then here's the thing with 1814 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:15,200 those games, they give you multiple paths to get to what 1815 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,320 you need to do. So like you can either sneak 1816 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:21,560 past the guard or you can take one of your wet rag arrows and 1817 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,280 shoot it at the light and knock the light out. 1818 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:26,200 And then hey, now it's easier to get by or you can knock the 1819 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:28,200 guard out. There are different ways that 1820 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:30,120 you can go about it. Whereas like when you're dealing 1821 01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:32,360 with that alien AI, there's one thing that you can do and that 1822 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:35,360 is fucking run. So I don't know that's. 1823 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:39,200 And later you when you get the flamethrower, you can flame up 1824 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,840 the Xenomorph and if you do enough it will flee. 1825 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,480 You can't kill it, but you can like set it on fire enough that 1826 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:48,920 it will leave the area and be out of the way for a little bit 1827 01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:51,280 and give you a little enough breathing room to kind of get 1828 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,720 out of the immediate vicinity of it. 1829 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:55,480 How long do you have to play before you find a flamethrower? 1830 01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:58,000 I can't remember how far. It is anymore. 1831 01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,640 Yeah. Yeah, so. 1832 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,200 I, I have a bitch too. I I hinted at this earlier, but 1833 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,680 I just wanted to convince about the fact that I knew the alien 1834 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:09,120 wasn't going to show up until one, you'd run into a human 2 1835 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,480 that a human had killed another human, and three, until the 1836 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:15,840 person you were with says something along the lines of I I 1837 01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:18,520 was supposed to go home last week or I'm not supposed to be 1838 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:19,760 here today or something like that. 1839 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:23,960 Literally all that shit happens and immediately the guy gets 1840 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:26,400 spiked through the wall. I'm only two days away from 1841 01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:27,880 retirement. Yeah, he might as well have said 1842 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:30,200 that. I'm getting for this shit. 1843 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:34,120 I was thinking more along the islands of Dante Hicks but I'm 1844 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:35,320 not even. Supposed to be here today. 1845 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,440 That's what I was doing at first, but yeah, yeah. 1846 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:41,640 Yeah, I could see Dante getting stabbed through the chest by 1847 01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,640 Xenomorph and Ran especially. The animated. 1848 01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:50,640 Version of Fuck yeah. 3737 days. He bursted 37 chests in a row. 1849 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:54,360 It's like as he as he's dying, he's like Randall. 1850 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:58,040 Yeah, Dante, I lied. It was 53. 1851 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,360 That's Enamorph. He's such a shit monster. 1852 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:07,160 Or it could have been it's it's 42. 1853 01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:10,240 I know that's dog Bob. I've never seen clerks. 1854 01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:12,760 Oh man, clerk is good. Man, I think we had this 1855 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:14,200 conversation on media dump too, didn't we? 1856 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,040 Yes, we Clerks 1 and 2 are great. 1857 01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:20,640 So one one of the many things we talked about that wasn't alien. 1858 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,000 Yeah. We tried really hard on this one 1859 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,360 too. Brooks and Adam Sandler checks 1860 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:25,680 out on Dane and Joe's media dump. 1861 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,080 So we've chatted a lot about this game. 1862 01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:30,800 We've kind of gotten our opinions across and I know we 1863 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,880 got a we got a few fan questions and then we also have a quiz. 1864 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,960 So let's go ahead and think about our ratings, gentlemen. 1865 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:39,240 I'm gonna go ahead and give mine first. 1866 01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:43,960 Right game, cool concept. I think if it had just been you, 1867 01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:48,600 some people who were expendable, and the Alien, this would have 1868 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,200 been a much cooler, much better game. 1869 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:53,440 I think they tried to cram too much manure into a bag like I 1870 01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:57,480 talked about earlier. But for the eeriness, I will 1871 01:31:57,480 --> 01:32:01,200 still give it a couple points. So I will give it 3 Xenomorphs 1872 01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:05,560 two 2 1/2. I'm going to NO33 Xenomorphs out 1873 01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,320 of 10 Colonial Marines. I'm going to go ahead and just 1874 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:10,480 jump in and abstain from scoring. 1875 01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:13,800 I felt like I didn't play the game honestly, like I got in 1876 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,560 enough to see what it kind of looks like. 1877 01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:18,440 I didn't really get to play with the mechanics very much and I'm 1878 01:32:18,440 --> 01:32:23,360 just kind of nodding along. Let's see, there are some good 1879 01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:28,040 things about it, mostly audio and visual, that that I will 1880 01:32:28,440 --> 01:32:30,280 praise. They did a very good job. 1881 01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:35,520 But gameplay, the mechanics, the way that the alien hunts you 1882 01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:39,080 down, this game pissed me off more than it did scare me. 1883 01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:42,280 It's I was I was scared at first, but then eventually it's 1884 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,160 just like you're cut. I'm constantly dying every 5 1885 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:48,120 seconds and the game just like, hey, have you learned your 1886 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,920 lesson? No, do it again. 1887 01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:53,640 Do it again. So I am going to give it a few 1888 01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,600 extra points just for audio and visual alone. 1889 01:32:56,720 --> 01:33:00,480 I'm just going to give this like maybe I'm just I'm going to give 1890 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:04,720 this a four. I don't like this game but the I 1891 01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:09,680 don't even want to give it like 4 aliens out of 10, four aliens 1892 01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:11,720 out of 10 Ripley's I don't give a damn. 1893 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:15,600 This game can go fuck itself. I think only one alien ever came 1894 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:19,440 out of Ripley. She liked it. 1895 01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:22,640 And then she set herself on fire. 1896 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:27,880 Pretty much the same thing Y'all were saying it they tried to put 1897 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,680 too much in. That's good ideas, but the game 1898 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:34,760 really is less than the sum of its parts. 1899 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,480 You can't make a pizza and pad Thai Stew. 1900 01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:41,280 They nailed the five. They nailed the world design. 1901 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:46,400 They put a lot of heart into some of the small details. 1902 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:49,520 You can tell these, this was made by people who absolutely 1903 01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:51,800 adored the property they were working with. 1904 01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:55,040 But it really didn't work for me either. 1905 01:33:55,200 --> 01:34:00,880 And just based on the execution on what they were able to build 1906 01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:04,360 and you know, an attempt was made and they did show the 1907 01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:08,720 game's property with respect, you know, 5 chest bursters out 1908 01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:12,040 of 10 faceless, you know that they're going to die before the 1909 01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:15,320 end of the movies, so. We should also, yeah. 1910 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:19,960 I was not super impressed. We should note as of this 1911 01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:24,960 recording as the second Alien Isolation has been announced. 1912 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,200 I'm not. I'm not confident. 1913 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:33,000 I hope they scale back, yeah, either on play time or the 1914 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:37,360 mechanics, because the bones are here that they could have a good 1915 01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:39,120 game. First Person's Help is not my 1916 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:42,240 genre and I'm trying to take that out of my rating. 1917 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,280 But the promise is here and I love the franchise. 1918 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:48,080 Maybe the second time around that it'll be better and click 1919 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:50,760 with me more. I do want to give the second one 1920 01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:53,520 a shot when it comes out. Yeah, I, I think it's worth 1921 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:57,080 looking into at least to see if they've approved anything, you 1922 01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:59,000 know, because again, like you said, the bones are there 1923 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,920 because it is a creepy concept. It's just hopefully they decided 1924 01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:05,520 like what worked and what didn't work and they cut all the shit 1925 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:08,440 that didn't work. This is a much better game to 1926 01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:11,160 watch someone stream. Yeah, and if you're into that 1927 01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:15,680 kind of thing and you don't mind like semi annoying Youtubers, I 1928 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:18,280 know Markiplier's got a playthrough of it and he's like 1929 01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,920 the least annoying out of all of those fairly famous let's play 1930 01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,480 Youtubers in my opinion. Like he shouts the least. 1931 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,680 Watching him play Iron Lung was really funny though. 1932 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:29,120 Like apparently like he's one of the reasons that game got big 1933 01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:31,600 because he streamed it and that's why there's the cheat for 1934 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,640 Markiplier mode in the game. But his reaction to the ending 1935 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:39,080 of Iron Lung was hysterical. Now I know he's working on a 1936 01:35:39,080 --> 01:35:41,080 movie project right now. Isn't it related to? 1937 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:41,920 Iron. It is iron lung. 1938 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,280 Yeah, he's making an Iron Lung movie, yeah, which is 1939 01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:47,400 interesting that could you could do that movie for a pretty low 1940 01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,480 budget. Yeah. 1941 01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:51,480 And make it very interesting. There's a few different ways you 1942 01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:53,040 could go with the film version of it too. 1943 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:56,240 Like, I'd have to see it to know what they're actually gonna plan 1944 01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:57,840 to do on it. Yeah, I'm waiting for like a 1945 01:35:57,840 --> 01:35:59,200 trailer or something. I think it would be cool. 1946 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:05,760 That's just like Windegoon did a stalker movie with some people, 1947 01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:08,880 so that could be cool too. So yeah. 1948 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:10,800 So which would you boys like to do first? 1949 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,680 Would you like to do the quiz first or you want to run through 1950 01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:14,280 the questions? I said quiz. 1951 01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,640 OK, quiz. All right, and let's do a quiz. 1952 01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:19,720 All right, what kind? What is our game today? 1953 01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:25,200 Quiz time. So today I've prepared for you 1954 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:29,120 boys factor crap Alien franchise. 1955 01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:30,880 Trivia. All right. 1956 01:36:32,560 --> 01:36:35,600 Rules are simple. I'll call on you in turn so that 1957 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:41,040 we don't have any. Everyone gets an equal 1958 01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:43,520 opportunity to try and get their questions answer out first. 1959 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,080 And it makes editing easier. Thank you. 1960 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:49,120 Yeah. So I got 5 questions prepared. 1961 01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:52,160 I will give you a fact and you're going to tell me, is that 1962 01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:56,040 a fact, an actual fact, it is true, or is that crap? 1963 01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:58,560 I've changed something or just made something up at a whole 1964 01:36:58,560 --> 01:37:01,080 cloth, and all this is going to be related to the Alien 1965 01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:03,080 franchise as a whole. All right. 1966 01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:06,320 So, gentlemen, Are you ready? Lay it on me. 1967 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:10,080 Start your engine. All right #1 Sigourney Weaver 1968 01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:14,280 insisted on Ripley's death in Alien 3 because she didn't want 1969 01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:17,200 to appear in an Alien versus Predator crossover film. 1970 01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:18,960 I gave you boys a second to think about it. 1971 01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:21,480 I say that's crap. Weren't we supposed to go in 1972 01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:22,440 turn? I guess you. 1973 01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:24,040 Well, I guess we'll start. With you, I guess you have. 1974 01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,440 Crap. What do you think, Dalton? 1975 01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:30,680 I am going to say what is fact I'm. 1976 01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:33,720 Gonna give it a crap too. Correct answer. 1977 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:36,920 That is a fact. The idea was floating around for 1978 01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:40,880 years before AVP finally released in 2004, and Weaver 1979 01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:42,720 felt it was a terrible idea. And why? 1980 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:45,320 Nothing to do with the film. That makes sense. 1981 01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:47,640 They made like the Jaguar game in like 1998. 1982 01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:54,320 So Dalton's starting off strong, going to #2 bouncing off of 1983 01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:57,880 that. Sigourney Weaver only signed on 1984 01:37:58,040 --> 01:38:01,320 to Alien Resurrection, the fourth film, because they dumped 1985 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:05,400 a truckload of cash into her bank account. 11,000,000 to be 1986 01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,240 precise, in case you're curious. And that is definitely her 1987 01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:11,040 actual payday. So is the only reason she signed 1988 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:13,840 on to Alien Resurrection because of the money they paid her? 1989 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,440 So we started with Jeff last time. 1990 01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:18,040 Willie will let you have first crack at it. 1991 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,840 Fact or crap? I think it's crap. 1992 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,200 I think she got nostalgic for the show. 1993 01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,280 OK. Jeff, what do you think? 1994 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:26,880 I think it's also crap I think I heard. 1995 01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:30,680 Am I able to say it or just say factor crap? 1996 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:35,320 You can say whatever you want. I thought I heard she signed on 1997 01:38:35,320 --> 01:38:38,320 because of the script. The script had potential. 1998 01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:41,440 And not more, you think? I think it's crap. 1999 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:43,680 I think she. I think you only changed 2000 01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:44,760 something though. Yeah. 2001 01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:47,600 I think this is a NUM actually question, like she actually made 2002 01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,640 9 million or 13 million or something. 2003 01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:53,480 She wouldn't do Alien 2 if they paid her. 2004 01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:56,160 I think it was like at least $1,000,000 because she only got 2005 01:38:56,160 --> 01:39:00,200 paid something like 37,000 or 70 something thousand for the first 2006 01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:02,640 movie. So I'm going to say crap all. 2007 01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:04,840 Right, you're saying? Crap, but like one of those like 2008 01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:06,360 crap because you just changed something. 2009 01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:13,480 No, the $11 million was accurate and fun fact, 11,000,000 was the 2010 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:15,520 entire budget for Alien One. Damn. 2011 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:17,920 Wow. And that is what she made for 2012 01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:20,560 Alien Resurrection. But you are all correct. 2013 01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:24,000 That is crap. Jeff headed on the head. 2014 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:27,080 She said she really liked Josh Whedon's portrayal of Ripley in 2015 01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:30,480 the screenplay, with her ambiguous allegiance whether she 2016 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:32,520 was for the humans or for the aliens. 2017 01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:36,440 But the $11 million they dumped on her lawn did not hurt. 2018 01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,720 So that's one point for everybody. 2019 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:43,000 So Dalton's still in the lead with one no? 2020 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,720 He's in the lead with two. In the lead by one, he's 2021 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:47,080 leading. I think he's in this one. 2022 01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:50,080 Might be. Leading with two by one better. 2023 01:39:51,240 --> 01:39:55,160 No, go to hell. Been there, bought a T-shirt. 2024 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:57,800 Big Bill Hills, home of challenge pissing. 2025 01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,360 Amanda Ripley, the character we played, Sir. 2026 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:04,480 Through the game as is modeled after Sigourney Weaver's Mother 2027 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,560 Factor crap. So this time we'll start with 2028 01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:09,200 Dalton Factor crap. Just because I want that to be 2029 01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:12,640 true and I want her name to be like Petunia or something like 2030 01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,080 that. Yeah, I'm going to say fact. 2031 01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:16,720 Willie. This is actually it's actually 2032 01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:18,760 based on her aunt. Crap, crap. 2033 01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:22,120 And Jeff, what do you think? I'll say fact. 2034 01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:24,600 Say fact. Actual retail price. 2035 01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:29,360 That is a fact. So in a scene from the Alien 2036 01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:34,040 Director's cut, Weaver's mom is used for a photo of Amanda 2037 01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:39,120 Ripley, who in that movie was had died at age 66, two years 2038 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:42,760 prior to Ripley being rescued from the cryo chamber and being 2039 01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:45,240 brought back amongst the living. That's right, her daughter would 2040 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:46,600 have been older than her technically. 2041 01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:50,360 That's weird. Yeah, so the game creators 2042 01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:54,680 wanted to have some continuity, so they actually modeled Amanda 2043 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:58,800 after that because one, the continuity, and two, it gave a 2044 01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:01,560 realistic family resemblance with between the two of them 2045 01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:05,480 without trying to model it after Sigourney Weaver herself and try 2046 01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:08,160 and change a couple things to imagine what a daughter would 2047 01:41:08,160 --> 01:41:09,760 look like. So I thought that was kind of 2048 01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:12,240 interesting. I can't remember Weaver's mom's 2049 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:13,760 name. It was Elizabeth something. 2050 01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:16,640 I think so. So #4 And like Dalton, you did 2051 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:18,920 say fact on that one, right? Yeah. 2052 01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:21,640 That's what I thought. So Dalton's in the lead with 2053 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:25,120 three, Jeff bring it up with two, and Willie down with 1, so 2054 01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:27,320 #4 and Dalton. And I know that you're going to 2055 01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:30,880 be wanting this one to be true of nothing else because you had 2056 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,720 problems with the ending. The original ending that Ridley 2057 01:41:33,720 --> 01:41:37,480 Scott planned for Alien One involved the Alien killing 2058 01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:42,360 Ripley and narrating the ending monologue with her voice factor. 2059 01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:44,080 Crap. I think we've come back around 2060 01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:46,480 full circle, Jeff. You get first crack at it. 2061 01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:51,760 I'm going to say crap. I think it was always his 2062 01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:53,240 intention to keep her alive. All. 2063 01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:55,760 Right, Dalton, what do you think you're up next? 2064 01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:57,120 Fact. That's exactly how these movies 2065 01:41:57,120 --> 01:42:00,160 should have ended. I think it's true just. 2066 01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:01,200 I had a feeling you'd feel that way. 2067 01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:02,480 I think it's. True, just because it's a little 2068 01:42:02,480 --> 01:42:04,160 too spectacular for you to have made-up. 2069 01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:06,840 I don't think you would have come up with the alien puppeteer 2070 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:10,320 thing on your own, because it seems a little bit unrealistic 2071 01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:14,680 for a fairly sensible series. That one actually is a fact. 2072 01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:17,680 Yeah, I thought it sounded really cartoony when I read it. 2073 01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:22,200 So Scott apparently envisioned the Xenomorph biting off 2074 01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,440 Ripley's head and sitting in the chair speaking with her voice. 2075 01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:30,080 But the 20th Century Fox exec said not no, but hell no and 2076 01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:32,560 overrode them and we ended up with the ending that we have. 2077 01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:34,840 Fucking suits ruining everything. 2078 01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:38,480 Man. That have been a great ending. 2079 01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:41,080 Are you fucking kidding me? She's just like sitting there. 2080 01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:44,000 She's in her undies looking all hot and all of a sudden, hot 2081 01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:47,600 shot Trump. Now I'm going to speak to you 2082 01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:51,160 with my human voice. Come on. 2083 01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:53,800 Sipping Brandy, smoking a cigar. Exactly. 2084 01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:56,840 I think it would be great if the Alien's human voice sounded like 2085 01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:59,480 Bandit Cumberbatch trying to do an American accent and Doctor 2086 01:42:59,480 --> 01:43:04,440 Strange. It's almost, but not quite 2087 01:43:04,440 --> 01:43:06,600 human. Also I feel like they could have 2088 01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:09,320 done a few of the shots better in the in the original alien 2089 01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:13,120 movie to keep it. Like so anytime they just showed 2090 01:43:13,120 --> 01:43:17,400 the alien from like shoulders, but it was fucking menacing. 2091 01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:19,960 Anytime they showed the entire alien it was like, oh, it's just 2092 01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:23,200 a dude in a suit. So like if they had kept it 2093 01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:26,840 really like I don't know if they just just angled it. 2094 01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:29,880 That's just a personal thing though, you know. 70s dude. 2095 01:43:30,040 --> 01:43:32,240 Yeah, I got to remember. It came out in 79. 2096 01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,560 I got to remember. Well every time they did a close 2097 01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:37,320 up on the aliens head they always made sure to shoot it in 2098 01:43:37,320 --> 01:43:41,040 profile because they used a model of a human skull for the 2099 01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:43,800 front end of it and they were afraid that if they spent too 2100 01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:47,400 much time looking head on it would look too human because you 2101 01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:50,920 can really see a human jaw when you look at the xenomorphs face. 2102 01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:53,080 So that. Brings us to question 5. 2103 01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:57,000 Dalton is in the lead with four against Jeff and Willie's 2. 2104 01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:59,840 So just to make things interesting, give everybody else 2105 01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:01,720 a run and go, we're going to make this last one worth 3 2106 01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:05,840 points. So #5 Michael Bean Hicks from 2107 01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:09,440 Aliens 2 has the distinct daughter of being the only actor 2108 01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:12,960 killed on screen by US cinema's three deadliest icons, the 2109 01:44:12,960 --> 01:44:14,840 Terminator, the Xenomorph, and the Predator. 2110 01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:16,280 Factor. Crap, Dalton. 2111 01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:19,000 What were the three? The Terminator, the Xenomorph, 2112 01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,720 and the Predator. I've never seen, I've never seen 2113 01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:25,360 Predator and it's been a long time since I've seen Terminator. 2114 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:27,200 But just for shits and giggles fact. 2115 01:44:27,280 --> 01:44:29,160 Because that would be a cool distinction to have. 2116 01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:31,320 OK. I'm almost certain I've actually 2117 01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:33,600 heard this is true before. Like this sounds familiar. 2118 01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:36,160 I'm gonna go fact. So will you say in fact? 2119 01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:38,560 I can't win, but that's OK. No, it's worth 3 points. 2120 01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,160 You can't. Dalton said fact also. 2121 01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:44,400 Well, I know this. It's crap for two reasons. 2122 01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:49,320 One, it's Bill Paxton. And two, I have real I call 2123 01:44:49,320 --> 01:44:52,440 bullshit when he's being killed by the Terminator because all 2124 01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:55,640 that happens is he gets pushed into a fence and gets knocked 2125 01:44:55,640 --> 01:44:56,600 out. That's it. 2126 01:44:56,800 --> 01:44:59,680 We don't see him die on screen. Dude, are you kidding me? 2127 01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:04,040 He hits his head, causes a brain embolism, and he bleeds out from 2128 01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:06,760 the inside. I call bullshit, his Mohawk 2129 01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:09,680 protected his head. There's a lot of bikers that 2130 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:16,600 would say otherwise. So Jeff is correct that one was. 2131 01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:17,560 Crap. Oh God damn. 2132 01:45:17,880 --> 01:45:22,480 It that highest honor in cinema is held in fact by Bill Paxton, 2133 01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:26,440 who began his right bad of run luck run of mad luck with the 2134 01:45:26,440 --> 01:45:29,600 Terminator, continued it in Aliens, and ended it in Predator 2135 01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:32,720 2. Michael Bean did meet an 2136 01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:35,920 untimely end in Terminator and died between films and 2137 01:45:35,920 --> 01:45:40,160 cryostasis on Aliens and Alien 3, but he was not in a Predator 2138 01:45:40,160 --> 01:45:43,560 movie so. Which which one of the Predator 2139 01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:46,720 movies had Jesse Ventura in it? Was that just the president? 2140 01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:47,880 One that's. I. 2141 01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:52,360 Don't have time to bleed? I can't believe you've ever saw 2142 01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:54,880 the the first Predator. That movie's fantastic. 2143 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,320 I just, I don't know. I just know that Jesse Ventura 2144 01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,160 was in it and he now lives in the Baja. 2145 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:01,920 So, Jeff, that makes you the winner. 2146 01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:02,800 You want to know what you've won. 2147 01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:05,840 Do tell. A lifetime supply of tinfoil 2148 01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:08,200 hats to guard against the coming alien apocalypse. 2149 01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:10,920 Sponsored by Reynolds. Rab yes, Outstanding. 2150 01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:12,960 It's what I it's my lifelong dream. 2151 01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:15,960 And the consolation prize? A new car. 2152 01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:21,640 No, a copy of the home game. A new car? 2153 01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:22,760 The home game. Oh man. 2154 01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:25,400 I'm trying to do better about coming up with prizes since 2155 01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:28,200 Willie put me on blast one time for not having one prepared. 2156 01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:34,640 All right then, boys, that's an. Improv show man, think of shit. 2157 01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:37,200 You can't just write down your whole thing. 2158 01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:39,520 Because what we do appreciate. But I drink a. 2159 01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:42,960 Consolation prize is a lifetime supply of pudding snack packs. 2160 01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:46,280 God damn it. I want my where's my fucking 2161 01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:48,080 snack pack? Yeah, you'll get a lifetime 2162 01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:49,680 supply. The bad news is your life ends 2163 01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:52,960 in 5 minutes. Some of the questions are 2164 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:54,600 actually most of the questions are visual. 2165 01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:58,360 I did take the chance and post them in the recording chat. 2166 01:46:58,360 --> 01:46:59,360 So if you guys want to open that you. 2167 01:46:59,360 --> 01:47:01,520 Can see that kind of glad. Yeah. 2168 01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:04,240 Right underneath the GIF I posted of Rosario Dawson. 2169 01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:09,920 God, Rosario Dawson, my I would just do things to her, 2170 01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:13,440 especially in Clerks 2. Like there's a few different 2171 01:47:13,440 --> 01:47:15,480 scenes in that movie that I'm just like, yes, ma'am, you're. 2172 01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:18,000 Gonna have to stop watching this GIF eventually and I don't like 2173 01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:19,840 that fact. Well, it's better to look at 2174 01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,360 this and the Jeffrey Jones right above it. 2175 01:47:23,120 --> 01:47:25,720 That's true. That's true. 2176 01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:28,440 So our first question comes in from Adam. 2177 01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:31,720 And this is a thing that says, well, I'm gonna ignore the top 2178 01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:35,880 part for now. Which country makes the best 2179 01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:40,760 cars and your choices are out of this list is Italy, the United 2180 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:44,480 States, India, Great Britain or Germany? 2181 01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:47,160 This is this is silly man. This has to be an English person 2182 01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:49,760 because who would have put India there and not like Japan and 2183 01:47:49,760 --> 01:47:51,960 Korea? Have you ever driven a Tata? 2184 01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:55,400 No, I wouldn't have. Heard of a Taha, a Tata, but I 2185 01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:58,000 bet Jesse Ventura drives one of those Bajas. 2186 01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:02,680 Yeah, this is a hard call for me because three of the four cars 2187 01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:06,000 that I've owned in my lifetime were Japanese. 2188 01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:10,320 And the one American car I owned, while it was nice, it 2189 01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:13,480 was, it did not hold up to the abuse that I put it through. 2190 01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:17,800 So I'm going to say Germany. And here is the one qualifier 2191 01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:21,280 that I'm putting for why I choose that their cars cheat on 2192 01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:23,960 tests. That is truly folks, if you 2193 01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:28,240 heard only Volkswagen. VW got yeah, VW got busted for 2194 01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:31,000 detecting when it was being hooked up to a machine to test 2195 01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:33,400 its emissions, and it would change the way it ran so it 2196 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,440 would pass the test and then turn that off whenever you 2197 01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:36,400 actually took it out on the road. 2198 01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:39,720 That is tremendous. I mean terrible, but 2199 01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,560 tremendously. Yeah, it turned out to be like 2200 01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:44,600 one of the worst polluting vehicles on the on the market. 2201 01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:47,920 VW Yeah. But they got away with it for a 2202 01:48:47,920 --> 01:48:49,720 while and you got to respect the hustle. 2203 01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:55,720 I am also going with Germany just for German ingenuity. 2204 01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:59,200 Like, and if I was going to buy any of these cars, like say I 2205 01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:02,440 had some money, I'm probably not going to buy a Lamborghini or a 2206 01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:05,280 Ferrari. I'm a big man, right? 2207 01:49:05,640 --> 01:49:09,960 Like I love the look of sports cars, but once you hit a certain 2208 01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:12,720 height and weight limit in life, you realize that sports cars are 2209 01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:17,200 not for you, right? So like a Mercedes, I can get 2210 01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:20,280 like a Benz, like a big Mercedes and be fine. 2211 01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:22,920 And that's that's German. You know, I can get a big 2212 01:49:22,920 --> 01:49:25,960 Volkswagen probably can't fit in a Porsche, but I would like to 2213 01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:29,760 try because I really I have always had a love for Porsche 9 2214 01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:35,000 Elevens, don't know why. And then Audi, BMW, there's just 2215 01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:37,240 so many good German company. I'm the one in Germany. 2216 01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:42,040 I'm not, I'm taking Deutschland as well, but with the reasoning 2217 01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:45,160 of they're just the only ones I'm not eliminating because OK, 2218 01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:49,280 First off, USA, you know fine. We used to be pretty good. 2219 01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:51,080 We've shuttered half of our brands. 2220 01:49:51,320 --> 01:49:53,000 Most of the cars were made elsewhere. 2221 01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:54,800 The money just goes to American CE OS. 2222 01:49:54,800 --> 01:49:56,320 Who gives a shit? They're not American cars. 2223 01:49:56,320 --> 01:49:58,920 I don't care. Italy is for people who care too 2224 01:49:58,920 --> 01:50:01,960 much about cars. Like if you drive an Italian car 2225 01:50:01,960 --> 01:50:05,480 you are a car nerd and I just don't have it in me. 2226 01:50:06,360 --> 01:50:10,320 India is on here because someone was thinking about them and just 2227 01:50:10,480 --> 01:50:12,840 didn't think about countries that make good cars. 2228 01:50:13,160 --> 01:50:16,720 And Great Britain's cars are cute, but they're mostly just 2229 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:18,360 for the idle will rich, I feel like. 2230 01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:21,000 If you think about it, India might be on there just for the 2231 01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:24,080 sheer amount of those cars that they probably have to make for 2232 01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:25,520 India. Yeah, I've got to think that 2233 01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:28,520 there's probably like 5,5,000,000 top for like 500 2234 01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:30,440 million Tatas in service. We just don't know about it 2235 01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:32,120 because they don't get this far over here. 2236 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:35,240 Yeah, like there's a lot of people in India, you know, makes 2237 01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,360 me wonder about like Chinese these cars and stuff cuz I'm 2238 01:50:37,360 --> 01:50:39,560 sure there's a ton of those. Well, maybe. 2239 01:50:39,680 --> 01:50:41,560 They're absolutely. So. 2240 01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:46,240 Fun fact, real quick, fun fact. Donald Trump's America First 2241 01:50:46,240 --> 01:50:48,360 Bibles were made in China. Of course of. 2242 01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:52,080 Course, just thought that was. Kind of a ironic fact. 2243 01:50:53,080 --> 01:50:54,880 Well, you remember from the first time he ran, he loves 2244 01:50:54,880 --> 01:50:56,920 China. Love China. 2245 01:50:57,120 --> 01:51:00,240 China yeah Big Horn dumb fuck. Anyway they. 2246 01:51:00,400 --> 01:51:03,320 Have they have delicious food? I, you know, here's the thing, 2247 01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:06,240 here's the thing, I would bucking love to go to China. 2248 01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:08,800 I love Chinese lore. I love Chinese history. 2249 01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:11,320 Romance of the three kingdoms, one of my favorite stories, 2250 01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:13,320 right? I, I mean, I haven't listened to 2251 01:51:13,320 --> 01:51:15,600 it in years, but I used to listen to a podcast that he just 2252 01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:17,400 read through Romance of the three Kingdoms and it was 2253 01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:20,520 tremendous. The storytelling, the hundreds 2254 01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:22,760 of years old storytelling still holds up, right? 2255 01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:24,680 But China's just so sketchy, man. 2256 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:27,320 It just worries me about about going over there as an American, 2257 01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:30,240 you know? But like, their architecture, 2258 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:33,240 their agriculture, it's all fucking beautiful. 2259 01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:35,320 I get that they have their areas that aren't. 2260 01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:37,680 It's kind of like how North Korea's got that one whole fake 2261 01:51:37,680 --> 01:51:40,680 ass city, which is just weird, right? 2262 01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:44,000 But I would love to go to China once things if things ever 2263 01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:48,360 settle in my lifetime. But for my answer first, this 2264 01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:52,400 one's just for Jeremy Ferrari. Overrated crap. 2265 01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:54,160 Why do you want to start something? 2266 01:51:55,560 --> 01:51:57,440 Shots fired. Shots fired. 2267 01:51:58,000 --> 01:52:01,480 I think I'm also going to go with Germany just for the sole 2268 01:52:01,480 --> 01:52:05,280 reason that out of all the the these brands for their 2269 01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:08,640 countries, they have the more reliable vehicles. 2270 01:52:08,840 --> 01:52:11,680 They're expenses that fuck, but they're pretty reliable. 2271 01:52:11,880 --> 01:52:14,160 Yeah, these were the cars that were known for being reliable 2272 01:52:14,160 --> 01:52:16,680 before, like Honda and stuff got that reputation. 2273 01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:20,200 They used to be now Mercedes, Beamer, all of them actually, 2274 01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:22,000 Their reliability has really tanked. 2275 01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:25,680 But and but on this list, there's still the more reliable. 2276 01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:28,000 I mean, Saturday Fiat, right? Let's get gifts. 2277 01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:30,120 Get real. It's of course it's Fiat. 2278 01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:32,480 Man, all this. All this for Deutschland. 2279 01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:34,360 Fatherland. You have all, yeah. 2280 01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:36,160 Of all mine flowing? Yeah. 2281 01:52:36,160 --> 01:52:37,840 Of all. It's like how white no, that's 2282 01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:39,200 wrong. Oh, no, no, no. 2283 01:52:39,200 --> 01:52:40,600 We're not going there. Not going there. 2284 01:52:41,720 --> 01:52:46,480 Strike that from the record. So the next one comes in from 2285 01:52:46,480 --> 01:52:51,440 me, Moi, You get to spend $10 in the $5 tier. 2286 01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:54,880 You've got Twinkies, doughnuts. Put a pin in doughnuts. 2287 01:52:54,880 --> 01:52:57,000 We're going to have a little conversation about those and 2288 01:52:57,000 --> 01:53:00,440 cupcakes. The, the Hostess cupcakes are 2289 01:53:00,440 --> 01:53:04,160 Little Debbie, whichever one it is, number 4 or #4 four dollars 2290 01:53:04,320 --> 01:53:08,480 Ho Hos mini muffins, casbars, put a pen in mini muffins. 2291 01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:12,720 I have a bitch about those $3. You got honey bun melt more and 2292 01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:17,080 Ding Dongs $2.00 you got fruit pie, baby bunts, and snowballs. 2293 01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:20,400 It's not the flavor, it's the texture and number. 2294 01:53:20,560 --> 01:53:25,040 And for the $1.00 you got zingers, Danish and bouncers. 2295 01:53:25,600 --> 01:53:28,920 I can't answer but Nate and Kata already know my answer so 2296 01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:32,160 mystery for all the listeners. No, I mean. 2297 01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:33,880 I don't know your answer, motherfucker. 2298 01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:38,160 You better answer, bitch. I'm going to go with cupcake. 2299 01:53:38,160 --> 01:53:42,440 Don't don't read spoilers. Go with cupcake, Ding Dong and 2300 01:53:42,440 --> 01:53:44,560 fruit pie. All right, good answer, Good 2301 01:53:44,560 --> 01:53:46,360 answer, good answer. Good answer. 2302 01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:47,840 Good answer. Yeah, good. 2303 01:53:47,840 --> 01:53:49,960 It's a good Golf Club. Willie, what about you? 2304 01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:52,080 We. Get the ho ho, the Ding Dong and 2305 01:53:52,080 --> 01:53:54,440 the honey bun skinny. Get in and out clean. 2306 01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:55,760 Get your fingers a little sticky. 2307 01:53:56,640 --> 01:53:59,440 The hell yeah, Dane. Call me Tallahassee, I'm on a 2308 01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:02,880 double dip and get 2 Twinkies. All right, fair enough. 2309 01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:04,240 I just don't like any of the others. 2310 01:54:04,440 --> 01:54:06,040 I don't. I don't like Twinkies. 2311 01:54:06,280 --> 01:54:09,240 They leave that nasty, I call it film. 2312 01:54:09,440 --> 01:54:10,280 What? Yeah. 2313 01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:13,360 That that doughnut mouth thing that you get from the cheap 2314 01:54:13,480 --> 01:54:15,000 grocery store doughnuts. Yeah. 2315 01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:18,720 That they make in house. I don't get that from Twinkies. 2316 01:54:18,720 --> 01:54:22,880 So. So my answer is actually so I'm 2317 01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:27,640 going casbars honey buns. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm 2318 01:54:27,640 --> 01:54:30,600 sorry I don't fucked up. I'm going casbars, Ho ho's 2319 01:54:30,800 --> 01:54:34,840 Danish and zingers. I fucking love a Danish. 2320 01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:39,400 If if you 3 gentlemen have not tried casbars. 2321 01:54:39,560 --> 01:54:42,000 Yeah, I don't know what that is. I've never heard of a casbar. 2322 01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:46,000 Rock the casbah, they are fucking phenomenal. 2323 01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:48,960 So it's like 2 chocolate cake pieces right? 2324 01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:54,160 And in the middle is like this caramel crispy rice. 2325 01:54:54,560 --> 01:54:59,000 Oh, that's awesome. Mixture, it is delectable. 2326 01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:01,800 They sell them. You can just get one that's like 2327 01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:05,440 a a bar size comes in like 2 pieces I think or you can get 2328 01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:07,840 the little mini pieces. If you're in Walmart they're 2329 01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:10,640 like a dollar or your local grocery store. 2330 01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:13,640 If you see one, think of me grab it, try it. 2331 01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:15,440 Let me know what you think. This goes out to the listeners 2332 01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:18,040 too Casbar. I've heard them plug this on Tad 2333 01:55:18,040 --> 01:55:22,960 Pog before. Ian brought in one for them to 2334 01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:26,000 try but they were like all splitting one of the small ones 2335 01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:28,080 and like you don't get enough from that. 2336 01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:30,680 So like absolutely not. You need to eat a full fucking 2337 01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:32,560 either a whole piece or a whole bar. 2338 01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:34,600 CAS bars are the shit. It must be. 2339 01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:36,560 We've bought them before here at the house. 2340 01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:40,280 My wife and the kid both love them but I wasn't that crazy on 2341 01:55:40,280 --> 01:55:41,840 them. I and I'm the only person in the 2342 01:55:41,840 --> 01:55:44,360 house that likes Twinkies so I always know if I buy a box of 2343 01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:47,040 those are safe. And but it must be something 2344 01:55:47,360 --> 01:55:50,240 below the Mason Dixie line because I've never heard of them 2345 01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:53,040 and I've never, well, if I've never heard of them, I've 2346 01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:55,360 definitely never seen them. Well, next time you're in that 2347 01:55:55,360 --> 01:55:57,760 section of the store, look for them because you might have just 2348 01:55:57,760 --> 01:55:59,080 looked over them and never noticed. 2349 01:55:59,520 --> 01:56:01,640 Oh, never mind, you worked in a fucking grocery store. 2350 01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:04,600 I quit that job, Sir. No, I said. 2351 01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:06,520 That's why I said worked. There was an Ed on there. 2352 01:56:06,520 --> 01:56:07,840 Oh. I didn't hear the Ed, What was I 2353 01:56:07,840 --> 01:56:10,160 going to say? EDI feel attacked. 2354 01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:13,320 I forgot what I was going to say. 2355 01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:16,960 All right, moving on. So the next the next picture is 2356 01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:20,040 a bowl of candy from Halloween. It says, what are you grabbing 2357 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:22,240 first? So just for the for the 2358 01:56:22,240 --> 01:56:25,160 listeners, we got some Almond Joy, York Peppermint Patties, 2359 01:56:25,160 --> 01:56:30,080 Reese's Cups, Twix 100 Grand Almond Joy, Milky Way M&M's, 2360 01:56:30,080 --> 01:56:34,080 Peanut M&M's, and did I say Twix? 2361 01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:36,560 You did now. OK, yeah, and twigs. 2362 01:56:36,760 --> 01:56:38,440 Wait, are those Reese's cups in the bottom? 2363 01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:40,600 I'm taking the Reese's. Yeah, I was gonna say they're 2364 01:56:40,600 --> 01:56:43,080 trying to hide the Reese's Cups away from us, but yeah, I'm 2365 01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:45,480 getting that sneaking my big rubber hand in there. 2366 01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:47,360 I feel like a nut. I'm grabbing an Almond Joy. 2367 01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:50,680 Bruh OK so yeah I would either be going for the Almond Joy of 2368 01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:55,360 the 100 grand or I would slightly dig my way through 2369 01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:58,280 looking for a Mounds bar. You like that dark chocolates? 2370 01:56:58,360 --> 01:57:02,640 You like those mounds? I do love mounds, man. 2371 01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:04,880 The there's the dark chocolate with the coconuts. 2372 01:57:04,880 --> 01:57:07,320 Just good. But yeah, of those right there 2373 01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:08,920 on top, I'm probably gonna grab the 100 grand. 2374 01:57:09,120 --> 01:57:11,800 Coconut is terrible. Fuck you I. 2375 01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:14,880 I already do. All right, Next up, Mikhilov 2376 01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:17,920 wants to know, would you rather have sex with an alien or a 2377 01:57:17,920 --> 01:57:19,240 predator? Why not both? 2378 01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:21,840 Yeah, I think that argument still stands with the pedalia. 2379 01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:25,000 I think you're you have the best chance of surviving the 2380 01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:28,280 predator, or at least dying in a way that'll feel good. 2381 01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:30,800 That'll just be a rough lover. Yeah, exactly. 2382 01:57:30,840 --> 01:57:31,400 That's my thought. I'm. 2383 01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:33,680 Going to say Alien because I dealt with a Predator when I was 2384 01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:36,240 a kid. Oh, that's terrible. 2385 01:57:36,680 --> 01:57:38,200 Done, done, done. I was so. 2386 01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:44,000 Sorry Lord, I apologize you. Know I was looking for Halloween 2387 01:57:44,000 --> 01:57:47,360 costumes for kids and I'm pretty sure I'm on a list of the search 2388 01:57:47,360 --> 01:57:52,720 for child predator costume. You don't get what you'd expect. 2389 01:57:54,880 --> 01:57:56,560 So the next question. Who are you supposed to be? 2390 01:57:56,560 --> 01:57:58,760 Oh, it's just a little mini Jeffrey Jones. 2391 01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:02,120 Not the dude from the old Subway commercials. 2392 01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:06,680 Pedophile dude. Yeah, they say you're like it 2393 01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:08,480 was starts with AJ sound. Jared, what the? 2394 01:58:08,480 --> 01:58:11,400 Fuck, was it Jared? Jared yeah, you know, a button 2395 01:58:11,400 --> 01:58:14,440 up shirt and you get a extra, extra, extra large pair of pants 2396 01:58:14,440 --> 01:58:15,640 you just hold over your shoulder. 2397 01:58:18,240 --> 01:58:19,720 So the next question comes in from Adam. 2398 01:58:20,520 --> 01:58:23,280 Did you ever end up using the Xenomorph as a weapon against 2399 01:58:23,280 --> 01:58:25,440 the other enemies? Like using a noisemaker near 2400 01:58:25,440 --> 01:58:27,600 them and getting the Alien to clear them out for you. 2401 01:58:28,080 --> 01:58:31,400 That sounds I mean. You did an accident, I guess, 2402 01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:33,200 but you did. I did an accident just out of 2403 01:58:33,200 --> 01:58:35,920 sheer fear. I knew that that was a thing you 2404 01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:39,840 could do, and I tried. I never had any luck getting the 2405 01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:43,160 fucking noisemaker to actually draw the attention of anything. 2406 01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:45,600 The whole time I was playing the game, and most of the time I was 2407 01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:48,760 using it was when I, you know, it was that fucking sense 2408 01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:50,800 everywhere trying to distract them. 2409 01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:54,200 And all it did was like, hey, I heard somebody throw something 2410 01:58:54,360 --> 01:58:57,600 from over there and it's like it drew them straight to me every 2411 01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,240 time. Maybe I just had bad luck with 2412 01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:00,560 it. I didn't manage to get the alien 2413 01:59:00,560 --> 01:59:03,720 to kill anybody intentionally. Yes, and my answer is no. 2414 01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:07,080 My goods are I did not. All right, so next question 2415 01:59:07,280 --> 01:59:10,280 comes in from Dane. Do you prefer safe words or the 2416 01:59:10,280 --> 01:59:12,480 car key kill switch? For those of you who do not 2417 01:59:12,480 --> 01:59:16,280 know, because you are good boys and girls, the car key kill 2418 01:59:16,280 --> 01:59:18,640 switch is when you hold on to your car keys while you're doing 2419 01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:20,920 whatever sexually that could be possibly dangerous. 2420 01:59:21,000 --> 01:59:22,880 Because when you lose conscience, you will drop them 2421 01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:24,040 and they will clang on the floor. 2422 01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:27,400 There might be a situation where you can't speak to use a safe 2423 01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:31,000 word, for instance. Yes, like maybe you are gagged 2424 01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:34,840 and tied up. So I'm going to go car key kill 2425 01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:36,840 switch just because it's like the safer route of the two. 2426 01:59:36,840 --> 01:59:40,000 Although anytime I hear safe word I cannot help but think of 2427 01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:44,360 the Jackass movie and what's his Preston tied up and the 2428 01:59:44,360 --> 01:59:47,200 dominatrix is whipping him and his safe word is Oklahoma and 2429 01:59:47,200 --> 01:59:50,400 he's just going Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, 2430 01:59:50,600 --> 01:59:52,760 Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma. 2431 01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:56,200 My safe word is Oklahoma because of that sketch. 2432 02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:03,760 I wish that were a joke, but no. And that is why you ordained 2433 02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:07,720 himself tremendous. What about you boys? 2434 02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:09,120 I'm making you answer this question. 2435 02:00:09,280 --> 02:00:11,280 I have no thoughts on this. I have nothing. 2436 02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:13,360 Fair enough. Those are at least answers. 2437 02:00:13,560 --> 02:00:15,840 Kind of. I mean, it's all the answer I 2438 02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:17,880 have. I'm not like keeping anything 2439 02:00:17,880 --> 02:00:20,400 from you. I just my, my brain is just 2440 02:00:20,760 --> 02:00:24,040 turning it over like slow chewing gum and nothing is 2441 02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:26,320 coming out. The gum flavored has already 2442 02:00:26,320 --> 02:00:27,960 been chewed out of it. All right. 2443 02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:31,040 Well then Dane, do you, do you have a one that you prefer? 2444 02:00:31,120 --> 02:00:32,400 Did you already say it and it was high? 2445 02:00:32,680 --> 02:00:34,400 Safe word Oklahoma. Like no joke. 2446 02:00:35,280 --> 02:00:37,760 Fair enough. That that said, for the record, 2447 02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:42,200 my sex life is rather vanilla, but it is well established that 2448 02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:44,160 Oklahoma is my safe word. My wife knows it. 2449 02:00:45,120 --> 02:00:46,760 All right. Then our our last question then 2450 02:00:46,760 --> 02:00:50,520 comes in from Jeff and it's a picture you get to pick four 2451 02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:55,760 boxes of Eggos. We got a buttermilk B chocolate 2452 02:00:55,760 --> 02:01:01,840 chip brownie C Fruit loops D blueberry E cinnamon brown sugar 2453 02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:04,600 F homestyle. The letters don't matter. 2454 02:01:04,840 --> 02:01:09,520 Egg egg OG Belgian vanilla, cinnamon toast, confetti, 2455 02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:13,800 strawberry butter Maple, buttery Maple, Belgian chocolate. 2456 02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,480 Someone look up buttery Maple Belgian. 2457 02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:19,920 Not right now, but just someone look that up on urban dictionary 2458 02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:23,280 and get back to me. Chocolate chip, Banana loaded, 2459 02:01:23,280 --> 02:01:27,400 Strawberry, Mickey and friends, Cinnamon, churro, Apple, 2460 02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:31,320 cinnamon, Belgian Chocolate chip, Berry Blast Minis, and 2461 02:01:31,320 --> 02:01:33,840 Chocolate chip. You get to pick four boxes. 2462 02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:35,360 Gentlemen. Jeff, you picked this question. 2463 02:01:35,360 --> 02:01:38,600 You go first, fucker. What doesn't everyone like 2464 02:01:38,640 --> 02:01:41,240 Eggo's? Oh yeah, don't Lego my Eggo. 2465 02:01:41,400 --> 02:01:48,600 So I am picking 3DS and A which is blueberry and just give me a 2466 02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:53,160 basic homestyle. Oh, right, yeah, Homestyle is on 2467 02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:54,040 there. OK, Yeah, OK. 2468 02:01:54,040 --> 02:01:57,440 All right, Willie, what about? You I do not understand why 2469 02:01:57,440 --> 02:02:00,120 there are so many different kinds of sugary eggos. 2470 02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:02,880 Like they're only kind of made of food in the 1st place. 2471 02:02:02,880 --> 02:02:05,240 Why are we doing this to them? There are some of these that 2472 02:02:05,240 --> 02:02:06,600 make me question them, yeah, but. 2473 02:02:07,120 --> 02:02:08,800 I'm just loops. I have questions. 2474 02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:11,400 I'm gonna go buttermilk, homestyle, blueberry, 2475 02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:13,440 strawberry. That way I just have things that 2476 02:02:13,440 --> 02:02:16,320 are made of earth flavors. All right, old Def. 2477 02:02:16,320 --> 02:02:19,440 Lepp, what about you? Before I answer, you asked for 2478 02:02:19,440 --> 02:02:20,200 this. Confetti. 2479 02:02:20,240 --> 02:02:25,360 Jesus Christ. I searched Buttery Maple Belgian 2480 02:02:25,360 --> 02:02:31,320 on Urban dictionary and the closest hit I got was Maple 2481 02:02:31,320 --> 02:02:32,960 Buttering. Oh God. 2482 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:38,400 So the act of finishing on a woman's breasts after smothering 2483 02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:41,440 them in pure Maple syrup and then proceeding to use your face 2484 02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:43,440 like a knife and motor boating. So. 2485 02:02:43,440 --> 02:02:45,000 Oh. OK, I was about to say this is 2486 02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:46,960 not as bad as I thought it was going to be, and then it became 2487 02:02:46,960 --> 02:02:49,840 as bad as I figured it was. So, all right, so. 2488 02:02:50,280 --> 02:02:52,800 There you go and learn that. You know what's sterile? 2489 02:02:53,440 --> 02:02:56,760 Now for something wholesome, a nice breakfast food, it's. 2490 02:02:56,800 --> 02:02:57,960 Not wholesome. You're going to make us eat 2491 02:02:57,960 --> 02:03:03,200 confetti egos like a monster. So I'm looking at this stuff and 2492 02:03:04,400 --> 02:03:08,440 honestly, I'm bougie and I have a waffle iron that we use more 2493 02:03:08,440 --> 02:03:11,040 often than not. But whenever we do buy it goes, 2494 02:03:11,040 --> 02:03:14,120 it's usually for the kid and it's always chocolate chip. 2495 02:03:14,920 --> 02:03:18,960 So if I'm going to add another three, I guess I could add 2496 02:03:18,960 --> 02:03:22,240 chocolate chip banana because she might eat that, chocolate 2497 02:03:22,240 --> 02:03:24,480 chip brownie because I know she'll eat that. 2498 02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:27,000 And then I guess just some regular buttermilk ones be in 2499 02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:30,400 case I actually want to eat 1. All right, all right. 2500 02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:34,400 So I like fruity stuff. So I think I'm gonna definitely 2501 02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:38,080 go blueberry and strawberry. I might try the loaded 2502 02:03:38,080 --> 02:03:41,240 strawberry. It looks artificial in some way. 2503 02:03:41,240 --> 02:03:43,720 It's hard for me to quantify. They're. 2504 02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:45,920 Yeah, where's the blue? Ones they're, they're good, but 2505 02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:46,920 they are. Shut up. 2506 02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:50,040 Get out. Not you. 2507 02:03:50,040 --> 02:03:53,080 Too bad not talking. He's definitely talking to Dane. 2508 02:03:53,360 --> 02:03:55,720 Yeah. And then I'm gonna go with the 2509 02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,800 ones that I might eat without syrup. 2510 02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:00,480 Cinnamon Churro. You know, that one does sound 2511 02:04:00,480 --> 02:04:03,560 like it has the potential to be something like you said, without 2512 02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:05,280 syrup. Maybe just like toast it up and 2513 02:04:05,280 --> 02:04:07,240 have it by itself? Maybe add some butter to it? 2514 02:04:07,600 --> 02:04:10,000 There could be something there. I'd be willing to try it. 2515 02:04:10,560 --> 02:04:12,680 Well gentlemen, that brings us to the end. 2516 02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:15,920 So before I go and plug our stuff, guess go ahead and plug 2517 02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:19,400 your stuff. Well, you can hear me and Jeff 2518 02:04:19,560 --> 02:04:22,560 over on Dane and Jeff's Media Dump where as we mentioned 2519 02:04:22,560 --> 02:04:26,120 earlier, if you haven't checked it out yet, the boys were with 2520 02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:27,920 us and we covered Alien last week. 2521 02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:30,600 And I think, Jeff, what was it you put for next week that I 2522 02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:33,920 still have to watch? The ever Halloween classic 2523 02:04:34,040 --> 02:04:37,160 Tremors. Great fucking movie. 2524 02:04:37,960 --> 02:04:40,200 You guys want to know what my second pick was? 2525 02:04:40,200 --> 02:04:42,720 Because I never said it. It was event horizon. 2526 02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:46,440 Oh dude, you know what you decide to do that one. 2527 02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:48,240 I would like to be on that episode because I've always 2528 02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:49,760 looked for an excuse to watch that movie. 2529 02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:52,160 Yeah, why do you need an excuse? It's been on my list for. 2530 02:04:52,200 --> 02:04:53,720 Why do you need I? Still haven't actually got 2531 02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:54,800 around. To Why do you guys need an 2532 02:04:54,800 --> 02:04:56,400 excuse? Where you're going, you won't 2533 02:04:56,400 --> 02:04:58,080 need excuses. Exactly. 2534 02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:01,160 I need an excuse, I have a hard time watching movies by myself. 2535 02:05:01,280 --> 02:05:05,280 It's an hour and a half long. I understand that I will watch a 2536 02:05:05,280 --> 02:05:09,040 10 hour YouTube video but it's hard for me to sit down and 2537 02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:11,320 watch a movie by myself. I don't know why, but because I 2538 02:05:11,440 --> 02:05:14,640 had the show to do, that's why I watched Alien and I enjoyed it. 2539 02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:18,400 So like, yeah. It's Sam Neil being sexy. 2540 02:05:18,920 --> 02:05:21,080 Oh, and Dalton, can I get something on the record? 2541 02:05:21,280 --> 02:05:25,040 Absolutely. So you know a while back we 2542 02:05:25,040 --> 02:05:28,560 played Eldon Ring and I know if it's not said on the show it's 2543 02:05:28,560 --> 02:05:31,080 not official. OK so I've played through some 2544 02:05:31,080 --> 02:05:35,640 of the DLC and I would like to make an apology and I would like 2545 02:05:35,640 --> 02:05:39,560 to update my rating. It is a 9.9 out of 10. 2546 02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:42,440 OK, 9.9. Trying to get a reaction out of 2547 02:05:42,440 --> 02:05:46,680 well, he's not bad. But no, jokes aside, I I would 2548 02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:49,040 like to actually say I'll give it a 10 out of 10. 2549 02:05:50,000 --> 02:05:53,160 Get it on the record. Perfect scores all around for 2550 02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:54,600 Eldon Ring now. So. 2551 02:05:54,760 --> 02:05:57,240 It's a perfect circle. Whoever maintains that record, 2552 02:05:57,240 --> 02:06:00,080 you know you can update. It it gets zero I never played 2553 02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:01,360 it. With a one in front of it. 2554 02:06:02,360 --> 02:06:05,600 Jeff, knowing you, I do not think you would like it. 2555 02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:09,120 No, I would be pissed off by became constantly beating my 2556 02:06:09,120 --> 02:06:11,120 ass. Within 10 minutes. 2557 02:06:12,680 --> 02:06:15,760 I don't know why I play Haiti I. Actually think that if he could 2558 02:06:15,760 --> 02:06:21,480 get past the fantasy aspect and the perceived difficulty curve 2559 02:06:21,480 --> 02:06:23,880 of the Souls game, I think you would like it more than you 2560 02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:26,120 expect, but I don't think that you would like the game. 2561 02:06:26,480 --> 02:06:28,680 Yeah. That sort of fantasy doesn't 2562 02:06:28,680 --> 02:06:31,880 bother me, it's just the fact that I know that game is just 2563 02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:35,240 going to constantly kick my ass. I don't know why I play Hades 2564 02:06:35,520 --> 02:06:37,440 because Hades kicks my ass all the time. 2565 02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:40,360 At least it's quick about it. You know, it's 30 minutes. 2566 02:06:40,720 --> 02:06:43,360 Yeah, go back to beat. Gives you enough stuff at your 2567 02:06:43,360 --> 02:06:46,720 disposal that you have options and you can make you can 2568 02:06:46,720 --> 02:06:49,640 trivialize the game pretty easy if you want to. 2569 02:06:50,000 --> 02:06:52,360 But there there's a thing I lack Dane. 2570 02:06:52,360 --> 02:06:56,120 That's a that's a little thing that most people call talent. 2571 02:06:56,440 --> 02:07:01,640 That's why there's a wicked. On that note, if you would do us 2572 02:07:01,720 --> 02:07:04,320 a wonderful solid and go and give us a five star review on 2573 02:07:04,320 --> 02:07:05,960 iTunes and Spotify, it really helps us out. 2574 02:07:05,960 --> 02:07:07,480 The algorithm helps people find the show. 2575 02:07:07,480 --> 02:07:10,120 Share us with your friends. We're really bad about 2576 02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:14,040 marketing, so word of mouth really helps us out. 2577 02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:16,360 So share us with everybody that you know that might like video 2578 02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:19,560 games or just hearing people chat like they're a bunch of 2579 02:07:19,560 --> 02:07:21,320 buddies. Now you want to check us out on 2580 02:07:21,320 --> 02:07:22,720 the Discord speaking about being a bunch of buddies. 2581 02:07:22,720 --> 02:07:23,920 You want to come be buddies with us? 2582 02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:27,800 Come join the Discord at bit dot LY slash TSMP Discord, all 2583 02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:30,840 capital letters. You can find all four of us and 2584 02:07:30,840 --> 02:07:33,200 all the other great, great people that are in there. 2585 02:07:33,280 --> 02:07:36,760 We're always chatted up, having a good time, either sharing game 2586 02:07:36,760 --> 02:07:39,840 news or just memes or just talking about whatever. 2587 02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:41,800 There's an anime channel that is very popular. 2588 02:07:42,720 --> 02:07:45,080 Please come and join. You can also vote on the 2589 02:07:45,080 --> 02:07:47,800 different polls. They have not changed since the 2590 02:07:47,800 --> 02:07:49,840 last episode, so I'm not really going to update them, though 2591 02:07:49,840 --> 02:07:52,880 they will be changing soon after Spooktober because we'll be 2592 02:07:52,880 --> 02:07:57,280 rolling into Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, and then after that 2593 02:07:57,280 --> 02:08:01,520 there will be a host pick reset. So I'm going to roll some dice 2594 02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:04,120 and see what it's going to be between me, Willie and Mikhailov 2595 02:08:04,280 --> 02:08:06,480 and we'll sort it out from there. 2596 02:08:06,480 --> 02:08:08,440 I already know what my next pick is going to be. 2597 02:08:08,440 --> 02:08:11,840 Well, it's between two things, so we'll we'll see what it tells 2598 02:08:11,840 --> 02:08:14,360 you when I get there. How did you know? 2599 02:08:15,000 --> 02:08:18,200 Speaking of rocks, if you want to roll a marble around on a 2600 02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:23,680 weird little like cyber grid field thing, I will be making 2601 02:08:23,680 --> 02:08:25,920 the game I made over the last 36 hours. 2602 02:08:26,680 --> 02:08:27,840 I've just forgot what it's called. 2603 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:31,080 Rumbling rollers. I'll put that on our discord 2604 02:08:31,080 --> 02:08:33,480 sometime in the next day when I figure out how I want to host it 2605 02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:37,960 and play it and tell me that it sucks but you know, at least it 2606 02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:41,560 feels good to get something out. Oh yeah, absolutely dude. 2607 02:08:41,960 --> 02:08:46,200 Oh yeah, LY, bit dot LY/TS and P Discord, all capital letters. 2608 02:08:47,000 --> 02:08:50,440 If you want to check on the website Bit dot LY slash the 2609 02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:54,480 Steam Machine podcast kept up the date by 1 Mr. puzzles. 2610 02:08:55,040 --> 02:08:56,800 You can go check that out as well. 2611 02:08:56,800 --> 02:09:00,520 It's all the episodes and some of the the show notes and yadda 2612 02:09:00,520 --> 02:09:03,800 yadda things like that. You know, check out the Patreon 2613 02:09:04,320 --> 02:09:07,360 which helps support the show and really helps me at the moment 2614 02:09:07,360 --> 02:09:11,680 because I am looking for work. So that is patreon.com/the Steam 2615 02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:14,320 Machine podcast. Any, any little bit helps. 2616 02:09:14,320 --> 02:09:17,560 A dollar a month or more gives you the episodes early and AD 2617 02:09:17,560 --> 02:09:20,720 free. Or you can donate $10 or more to 2618 02:09:20,720 --> 02:09:23,960 get early ad free and a little, I mean for $1.00 you get early 2619 02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:25,600 ad free and a little banter in the beginning. 2620 02:09:25,600 --> 02:09:26,920 That's just for the Patreon section. 2621 02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:29,880 Then at $10 or more you get all of that plus your name. 2622 02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:31,960 Read on each and every episode like these wonderful people. 2623 02:09:31,960 --> 02:09:33,800 Nazer Cogsworth, the 7th of Juniper, Jeff, the Original 2624 02:09:33,800 --> 02:09:37,800 Expendable Well, Mr. Syllables, Old Jiffy Lube, ERISA Adam Shout 2625 02:09:37,800 --> 02:09:42,480 out to his upcoming revived revival and extinction team 2626 02:09:42,480 --> 02:09:44,640 Retrogue. Check him out on YouTube. 2627 02:09:44,640 --> 02:09:48,080 Mr. Puzzles, Dane Himself, Chad the Mad Lad, no goddamn see in 2628 02:09:48,080 --> 02:09:50,880 his last name, Shaffer and Flying Brian Doran Gray. 2629 02:09:51,000 --> 02:09:52,480 You're all very much appreciated. 2630 02:09:53,040 --> 02:09:55,600 Shout out the AB spot, huh? What I didn't? 2631 02:09:55,600 --> 02:09:57,200 Say anything you say, go fuck yourself. 2632 02:09:57,440 --> 02:10:00,160 I most certainly did not. Listen here, you can't. 2633 02:10:00,160 --> 02:10:02,920 You're sitting there on your balls talking to me like that. 2634 02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:05,360 I don't want to hear about it. Hey man, they're massive. 2635 02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:06,600 There's nothing I can do about it. 2636 02:10:06,760 --> 02:10:09,120 Speaking of Jess Balls, shout out to the ABS Pod, yet another 2637 02:10:09,120 --> 02:10:11,840 BS podcast if you want to check it out. 2638 02:10:11,840 --> 02:10:14,280 It is There are archives. We have not done an episode. 2639 02:10:14,280 --> 02:10:18,840 I realized that Yabs pod ended fittingly on episode 69. 2640 02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:21,160 Nice. I feel like you. 2641 02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:23,400 Have to end it somewhere. It couldn't have ended any 2642 02:10:23,400 --> 02:10:26,120 better. And then shout out to the JRPG 2643 02:10:26,120 --> 02:10:28,040 Report. I literally just recorded and 2644 02:10:28,040 --> 02:10:29,880 released an episode earlier today. 2645 02:10:30,480 --> 02:10:33,920 And then I have a Sunday special plan if I'm trying to rope 2646 02:10:33,920 --> 02:10:36,320 somebody in to do it with me, because it's going to be boring 2647 02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:40,480 if it's just me talking about your top ten favorite JRPGS. 2648 02:10:40,720 --> 02:10:42,920 It actually said top ten favorite games, but since it's 2649 02:10:42,920 --> 02:10:45,760 for the JRPG Report, I truncated it to the top ten favorite 2650 02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:47,600 GRPGS. So I'm going to save the 2651 02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:50,040 favorite games for another Sunday special that I might do. 2652 02:10:50,560 --> 02:10:52,760 But yeah, so check that out over JRPG Report. 2653 02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:56,680 And if you want to get a shirt, tsnpproductions.redness.com. 2654 02:10:56,680 --> 02:10:58,280 They don't sell often, but they are there. 2655 02:10:59,280 --> 02:11:02,080 Check out my music over at Band Camp now, The Nightmare at 2656 02:11:02,080 --> 02:11:05,160 bankhead.com. Check out my album The Longing 2657 02:11:05,160 --> 02:11:09,280 by Tragedy Idol up on Spotify. And again, go check out Dane and 2658 02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:12,000 Jeff's media. Dane and Jeff's media dump. 2659 02:11:12,000 --> 02:11:14,400 I've said meaty dumps so many times that that's just what was. 2660 02:11:14,400 --> 02:11:16,920 About to come out of my mouth. We might as well change our show 2661 02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:18,080 at this point. The meaty dumps. 2662 02:11:19,040 --> 02:11:21,200 Dane and Jeff's media dump. It's a great show. 2663 02:11:21,200 --> 02:11:22,840 I enjoy it even when I'm not on it. 2664 02:11:22,960 --> 02:11:25,160 It's one of my favorites to listen to. 2665 02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:27,280 And yeah, leave us a five star review wherever you get your 2666 02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:29,680 podcast, man. We will be back next week with 2667 02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:34,000 Mikhalov, old team Retro to talk about a game that I have no idea 2668 02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:36,800 about called Dungeon Munchies. And then the week after that, 2669 02:11:36,800 --> 02:11:40,960 we'll be playing Higurashi when they cry and chapter one at 2670 02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:42,040 least, because that's the free one. 2671 02:11:42,360 --> 02:11:45,080 And then I found like one or two other little free games. 2672 02:11:45,080 --> 02:11:46,440 So we'll we'll figure something out. 2673 02:11:46,520 --> 02:11:47,400 We'll get we'll get it out there. 2674 02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:51,720 But yes, until next week, everybody take it easy.