1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,000 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,120 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,720 and we've got the Barbie. Hi, I'm a little sick so if I 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,240 sound nasally and snotty that's why. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,480 Some people might like the snotty part. 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,880 Love you. Years ago I actually had 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,000 somebody who said he wanted me to blow my nose on him. 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,320 Huh. It's like, just like, just shoot 9 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:34,800 snot Booger on him, Yeah. Yeah. 10 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,920 Can you? Even do that on command or. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,400 Oh yeah, I can do that. So talented. 12 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,000 Where is he? I got plenty of snot right now. 13 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,920 Let's. Do it. 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,000 Interestingly enough, Barbie and I have both. 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,360 Been sick, I know, yeah. It's like I was sick, now you're 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,200 sick. Mia has been trying to track me 17 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,760 down for like a million years now. 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,440 I know. Every day she's like, hey, 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,680 you're free. And I'm like no. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,440 I'm sick. I'm shaking. 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,160 I don't want to leave my house. We are so pathetic. 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,480 I am just a girl. So Barbie, you know, it's the 23 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,000 the ending of the year. I mean, we're in December. 24 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,960 We have big plans for the first of the year. 25 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,360 We do. We do. 26 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,880 What are the plans? I wasn't debriefed. 27 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,000 I I guess the listener's going to find out. 28 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,480 I was just telling you about those before we started. 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,760 You know, you were. Yeah, we're going to make more 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,840 video podcasts, but you're not going to be in them. 31 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,080 I I miss that you said it was the first of the year. 32 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,880 We did just talk about this for like 10 minutes. 33 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,560 We did. So we have some new reviews and 34 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,680 I will say that there is this chick, I'm assuming she's a 35 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,840 chick. She is going on every single 36 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:51,960 episode on the podcast and putting like happy face, monkey 37 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,360 face bottles. I mean, anything and everything. 38 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,880 I think she really likes the episodes. 39 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,680 So shout out to Nikki. Thank you, Nikki. 40 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:03,720 We also have kinky wolf pup, she comes to the parties a lot. 41 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,760 Really cool chick as she said. Great show, 5 star. 42 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,440 This show is awesome and I love listening to the. 43 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:13,000 Thank you pup. Right, and the newest one is 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,640 from Bend Over, he said. Amazing. 45 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,840 I love hearing your voice. Supplies information and makes 46 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,160 the topic light and fun. Can't wait for the next one to 47 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,280 come out. Thank you. 48 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:30,160 Ben Ben Dova. Thank you, Mr. Dover. 49 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,920 But anywho, so today Barbie and I we're going to talk about a 50 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,040 few different things, but. We just, we're very like, you 51 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,720 know, diplomatic about it, but we're still like talking about 52 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,120 it. And then microphones go off and 53 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,480 then we say our real opinions. We're like, well, I see 54 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,400 everyone's side and it's like, you know, you just should mind 55 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,480 your business. Microphone goes off. 56 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,280 We're like fuck her, fuck him. Fuck that bitch. 57 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,120 Shoot that bitch. You know, it's interesting too. 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,800 It's like I've talked to different people and they've 59 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,960 lived all over the world, right? So a lot of people would have 60 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,320 moved to Florida. I've heard them say, oh, well, 61 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,520 you know, I lived in England. Never fucking happens there. 62 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,160 Drama does not happen. The king scene in Europe seems 63 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,600 so beautiful it's incredible because they they really care 64 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,520 about looks like not like body looks but like the latex scene. 65 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,560 I love the aesthetics of like the European because I feel like 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,240 they care a lot about that. And I'm like, I wish Americans 67 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,000 cared more. And I feel like it's just so 68 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,360 Home Depot. Here it is. 69 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,600 It's so home. Depot. 70 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,960 Like, I'm like, where's the finesse and the Genesee quoi and 71 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,960 the sparkles and the latex and the leather? 72 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,960 It's just everything just looks like a Home Depot project. 73 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:47,000 And I'm like, this is scary. Oh sorry, Like what? 74 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:52,240 Like, you know, paddles with tax in them or you know, shit 75 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,000 they've learned from, you know, you know, Home Depot. 76 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,760 They're on Etsy and they, the amount of motherfuckers selling 77 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:04,480 resin paddles, like like not wood, not plast like resin yeah 78 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,720 for like $4550. I'm like I that paddles not one. 79 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,520 I don't think a resin paddle would even feel that good 'cause 80 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,720 I think there's something about wood it like hits, it echoes. 81 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,640 Well, like there's something about wood. 82 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,279 Yeah, but like, I could use a resin paddle. 83 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:23,320 I'm not paying you fucking $45.00 for a paddle you poured 84 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,880 into a mold. Thank you. 85 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,880 That you didn't even sand. And it's like they're like this 86 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,200 big. Oh, you can't see it, but I'm 87 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,360 holding up my hands. It's like 5 inches and they're 88 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:35,280 like so expensive and I'm like, I just, I don't know. 89 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,840 I I hate the the really cheap products that people try to pass 90 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,040 off. Like I bought a flogger off Etsy 91 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,240 the other day and I spent like $45 on it. 92 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,800 It was beautiful. It was like supposed to look 93 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,360 like a like a rose bouquet. I think I showed it to you and I 94 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,280 got it in. That thing was so fucking thrown 95 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,160 together. There was like loose glue 96 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,360 everywhere and I was like, I could have made this and it 97 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,400 looked cuter than that. I was so mad. 98 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,000 I was like this thing, so fugly. Wow. 99 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,880 Well, you know. Me talking shit, sorry that. 100 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,960 That's OK. It's fine to DIY your shit, but 101 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,320 don't sell it for $1,000,000 if you don't know how to make it 102 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,960 well. That's sad. 103 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,920 Yeah, that's really sad. And I mean, honestly, a resin 104 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,560 paddle. Could you imagine how quickly 105 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,000 we'd break that shit? I just feel like a resin paddle 106 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,360 just I don't I don't I can't imagine it feeling as good. 107 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,360 Yeah. Like I just feel like cuz 108 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,560 there's no reverberation on it. Yeah. 109 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,640 I also feel like you're right. If we dropped it on the ground, 110 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,440 yeah feel like it would just crack. 111 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,440 Yeah. Or beat it on somebody's ass. 112 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,920 How quick it would break, Yeah. You know, it would be really 113 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,360 stingy, I think. Well, there's no give to it. 114 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,400 So that's, you know, the issue then, Yeah. 115 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,440 Well, to each their own I guess. Yeah, but as far? 116 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,280 As if you love resin paddles. Please do not send us death 117 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,400 threats. I'm sorry. 118 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,600 But as far as drama in the community? 119 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,280 So. You know, we honestly, I talked 120 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:03,920 to somebody who lived in Tennessee for a while and you 121 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,200 know, they were like, you know, all that shit happens. 122 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,960 You know, there's only so many dungeons there. 123 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,120 And that's the other thing. And I think when you have 124 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,240 limited spaces that people associate with, unlike Europe, 125 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,640 you know, where they can get it anywhere and everywhere, you 126 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,960 know, I think there's just more to talk about when it's in these 127 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:24,400 smaller areas where there's really no other types of venues 128 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,600 that people can play. Yeah, I see that. 129 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,120 You know, it's very fish bowled. I feel like it. 130 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,800 Is it's. I, I never understood being like 131 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,800 volatile inside a fishbowl. Like that's the one thing I 132 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,720 never got where it's like if we're if the community is small 133 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,480 and there's I wouldn't say the where we're at is small. 134 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:45,400 I'd say it's pretty decent for like. 500 people specifically. 135 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,760 Well, in, in the, I would count the Panhandle because I'd say 136 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,800 like most people come in from like an hour away. 137 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,320 So I'd feel like in the hour radius from where we live, yeah, 138 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,040 there's a lot of good amount of people. 139 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,880 Yeah, maybe 1002 thousand people. 140 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,520 Yeah, roughly. And that's a lot. 141 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,520 Yeah. And so it's like, I feel like 142 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:05,000 the fact that there's so much discourse and like interpersonal 143 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,320 fighting is really aggravating because if everyone was just 144 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,640 like, especially from venues, because it's not necessarily, 145 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,560 I'm sure kingsters are bickering, but like, it's like 146 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,160 venues bicker. And it's like, if we all were 147 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,720 just really chill with each other, we could honestly have a 148 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:25,480 really big cool community and we could do big events And we could 149 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,280 have, oh, an event here and an after party at Mia's. 150 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,840 Or we could have an event here and then go here and, and we 151 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,640 could have compounding events and we could like work together. 152 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,160 And it could be like so fun. And I'm not trying to be like 153 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:39,080 peace of the world right now, but it's so frustrating that 154 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,080 like, oh, this public dungeon doesn't like this dungeon 155 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,960 because this dungeon does XY and Z, and this dungeon doesn't like 156 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,200 that dungeon because the owner of that dungeon did XY and Z and 157 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,080 then and none of it's like crazy valid reasons. 158 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,360 It's just like, I don't like them. 159 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,440 They schedule things on the same time as us. 160 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,400 And, you know, we talk, Yeah, wow, that has happened a lot. 161 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,240 But you know, we've talked about this before. 162 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,280 You know, when we say venues, this is also people who do 163 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,360 private parties. Yeah. 164 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,240 You know, as in a venue that way and you know, there's one 165 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,600 specific person who does the parties that we've talked about 166 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,840 and God forbid you're associated to me. 167 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:18,080 I mean, that venue, yeah. That's like that what I found 168 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:22,720 out about that, I was like really shocked because like I 169 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,800 had someone who come to me because like I didn't really 170 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,000 know her well, but she was like, I've been blocked by this like 171 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,039 group because I was tagged in a photo with this girl. 172 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,799 And it was like this girl that comes to like your party is. 173 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:37,640 And it was I was like, really? They're like, yeah, they just 174 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,360 don't like her. And so they blocked me because 175 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,600 of it. And then they block anyone who's 176 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,160 friends with her and they block anyone who's friends with you. 177 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,560 I'm probably blocked and I have no clue who these people are. 178 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,320 I know. And I think that's so crazy 179 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,200 because like, I don't know, it just makes no sense to me. 180 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:58,240 And again, like you said, we could do compounded events, we 181 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,040 could do all these things. And it's like. 182 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,920 Like we could literally work together. 183 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,480 Like imagine if we like we're able to mix all the groups 184 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,440 together and like we could go rent like a really big area and 185 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,560 then have like a giant like festival party. 186 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,600 But no, we can't do that because everyone thinks it's a fucking 187 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,360 competition. We're all losers hitting each 188 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,280 other. We're all fucking dorks and 189 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,600 leather Jesus and. Well, and you know, they're not 190 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,920 like you said, they all take it so serious. 191 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,240 It's not that serious. In fact, it's very comical to 192 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,640 me. Well, you know, it is comical in 193 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,120 a sense, you know, and we read like these threads of of 194 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,160 bullshit, but people post and it's like everybody has their 195 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,400 opinion. God forbid you say the wrong 196 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,280 thing. And then it's like, oh, you're a 197 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,960 kink shamer. Oh, you're a. 198 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Kink shamer. What are they gonna do about it? 199 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,440 Unless you're gonna beat my ass, we don't have beef. 200 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:51,560 OK, Oh my gosh. OK, sorry. 201 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,640 Let's. Get back to this lock in. 202 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,280 So beating ass, yeah. Are we gonna talk about CBT? 203 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,600 We can talk about CBT. Let's. 204 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:05,080 Get to CBT because. You know that for people who 205 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,880 don't know, that's cock and ball torture. 206 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,320 You really want to talk about the guy you saw did? 207 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,640 Two weeks ago, I did. So I get a text from me. 208 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,920 I'm going to pull it up because I want to read exactly what Mia 209 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,360 texted me at like 8:00 AM on the good Lord's Day at a Sunday. 210 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,920 On a Sunday. Was it a Sunday? 211 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,120 It probably wasn't. Probably was what? 212 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,040 Are you saying it was? Me lying. 213 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,600 Where is this text? You know what I try to tell 214 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,680 everybody I'm going to say this while you're looking for the 215 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,920 text, is that people will say, well, what days do you work in 216 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,880 the dungeon? I'm like, every day, Like every 217 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:48,040 day I'm up in the dungeon, you know, 9:00 AM to 10:00 or 11:00 218 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,920 at night. Yeah, you know. 219 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,880 OK, I found it. You found it, so it was. 220 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,200 A Wednesday. I'm a liar. 221 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,640 So Mia, text me. She's like, can you do like a 222 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,920 noon appointment? And I was like, yeah, I can. 223 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,040 She says, I said, do you know what he wants? 224 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,240 And I always ask Mia. And half the time she's like, 225 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,480 no. And I'm like, fuck, I'll figure 226 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,760 it out, I guess when I get there because I want to like 227 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:15,320 emotionally prepare. And then she's like, oh, I have 228 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,680 a whole list for you this time. And then he she quote, she just 229 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,040 like screenshotted his text. And he said, I like the idea of 230 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,920 CBT without pain. What? 231 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,120 And then he goes predicaments, bondage, humiliation, 232 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,320 punishment, punishment without pain, no marks. 233 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:38,320 Body worship, pegging, OTK, no pain, slavery, no pain. 234 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,960 Leashes and collaring, no pain. Face sitting, strict 235 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,920 instructions light, no pain, no marks. 236 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,560 So he went over the knee spanking OTK. 237 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,280 And I said CBT with no pain. Yes. 238 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,560 That's the word torture in the name. 239 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,320 And I was sort of like, what the fuck does he want me to do, Bond 240 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,640 those balls? Like how am I supposed to 241 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,080 torture him if I can't inflict pain? 242 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,880 So I get him in there and I'm like, OK, I'm just going to 243 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:10,520 like, I'm just going to tie him up and just start doing shit. 244 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,080 And he'll just have to call yellow if I'm going too hard 245 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,200 because I was like, I don't know, because I'm a really light 246 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,880 hit anyways. So I start hitting him and he's 247 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,920 like really into it. Like I actually think he took 248 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,080 like a boner pill or something because he was like rock hard 249 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,560 the entire time. Like Dick crying with pre com. 250 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:35,200 It was insane and I'm not making fun of him but he he was a great 251 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,040 client. I hope I hope he comes back. 252 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,720 But he, I started like hitting him and he was like really into 253 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,600 it. And he was like, thank you 254 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,560 mistress, thank you Mr. I didn't even have to prompt him to say 255 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,760 that. Like he was like thanking me for 256 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,400 every hit. And I'm like, oh, he's into 257 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,920 this. And so I turn him around because 258 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,600 it's like a 2 hour session. So after a while I turn him 259 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,920 around, I'm like, I'll just do some CBT on him. 260 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,760 So just start like hitting him a bit in the Dicks. 261 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,960 I was hitting him in the Dick with the flogger and I wasn't 262 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,920 hitting him softly and he loved it. 263 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,440 And I was like, oh, just maybe he can take more pain than he 264 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,960 thinks he can. So I just slowly keep ramping it 265 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:21,520 up and keep ramping it up. And I get like this really 266 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,880 scratchy thing. It was like one of the nails. 267 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,320 And I start like scratching up his Dick and he is like you 268 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,200 would, he's like melting. He's in love with it. 269 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,080 I'm like, oh, he likes scratchy stuff. 270 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,800 So I start getting more scratchy things out and he is just like 271 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,800 obsessed. Like he's like there's like a 272 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,520 puddle on the floor. Like he's wet like a woman. 273 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,160 It was crazy. And then eventually, like, I 274 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:50,040 just go and I get this giant needle out of, like, the 275 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,120 cabinet. It's not like a real needle. 276 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,320 It's a sewing needle, like you said. 277 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,080 Yeah, but it's like a foot long and like, like a stick as a 278 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,880 chopstick. And it's, it's pointy at the 279 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,440 end, but not like as pointy as a needle, you know? 280 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,960 So I get it. And I just start, like, poking 281 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,120 at his jury throw with it. And he liked it. 282 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,600 And I was like, OK, I wonder if I can, like, push this in there. 283 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,080 I get that thing probably about four inches inside of him. 284 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,280 Wow. And he is moaning, goes can I 285 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,360 fuck it, mistress, can I fuck it? 286 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,120 And I'm like, yeah. My God. 287 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,120 And then at a certain point I get this collar out of the 288 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,240 cabinet that has like 1 inch spikes on the outside. 289 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,440 And I got creative and I turned it inside out and wrapped it 290 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,080 around his Dick. And I had the needle in his Dick 291 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,200 the the spike choker tight around his Dick. 292 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,960 And he's going, can I fuck it? If you fucking want to. 293 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,520 I can only imagine the visualization of this. 294 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,000 And he's blindfolded too, and he's chained to the wall. 295 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,080 And so he starts like fucking it. 296 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,960 And he's like, oh, it hurts but it feels so good. 297 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:01,200 And he's like going crazy. Like I was like shock jog. 298 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,640 This is why I blindfold people, because my face tells a whole 299 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,440 story. I'm like this. 300 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,360 I'm like, like, I couldn't believe and I was watching. 301 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,840 I'm like, I was prepared for no pain. 302 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,400 And now this is like one of the more hardcore CBT scenes I've 303 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,120 done because he's fucking like a tube of spikes right now. 304 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,880 And I was like, and he's going I love you, mistress, I love you. 305 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,680 And I was like, oh shit. And he's like, would you ever 306 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,880 fuck a guy like me? And I got never in a million 307 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:35,760 fucking years, dude. That's. 308 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,160 Great. And he he had a great time and 309 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,000 then like we did that for a long time because like I said, he had 310 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,960 a 2 hour session. I'd say he fucked that tube of 311 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,880 spikes for probably like 30 minutes of it. 312 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,200 Jesus. And I, I think I saw blood at 313 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,200 one point, but I didn't investigate it. 314 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,440 I was like, that's not my business. 315 00:15:55,200 --> 00:16:01,680 And then OK this. Dude's bleeding, I don't give a 316 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,400 fuck. I was like, he'll let me know if 317 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,840 he, I'm sure the next time he came it was full of blood or 318 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,720 something because I don't know. I don't know if that needle was 319 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,760 like too sharp. He loved it. 320 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,720 And he had like a big Dick. Yeah. 321 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,200 And when he was done, he came and I, I made him just clean the 322 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,400 whole room. And I was like, you know what? 323 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,760 I got to start doing that more because I didn't have to do it. 324 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,040 I made him clean up the cum. I made him clean all the toys. 325 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,800 I made him clean everything I tortured him with. 326 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,920 And then at the end, he was like, wow, I could take more 327 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,120 pain than I thought. And I was like, yeah. 328 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,960 And he was like, so like, was that like a pretty standard 329 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:42,240 session? No, I didn't like, no, that was 330 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,400 actually pretty rough. And he was like, wait, really? 331 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,680 And I was like, yeah, cuz the standard, I'd say standard CBT 332 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,200 is like whacking. Smacking, yeah. 333 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,200 Smacking maybe like a clothes hanger. 334 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,800 Not a clothes hanger, a clothespin. 335 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,400 You know, usually you don't get needles out for like CBT or 336 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,680 anything like that. But no, that's my crazy CBT 337 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,880 story. I wanted to talk about it 338 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,319 because it went from CBT with no pain to I think this man's 339 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,280 coming blood. But you know it happens like 340 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,640 that. I can imagine. 341 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,760 What's 1 of the crazier have you done? 342 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,720 Like really crazy CBT. I've done crazy, you know, I 343 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,839 haven't done a crazy CBT as bad as it was. 344 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:30,440 I can say that was it's been 7 or 8 years, but I put needles. 345 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,200 Oh, go ahead, we'll stop. Go ahead. 346 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,920 Just letting you get off. Before Thank you, I was trying 347 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,320 to like keep it enough like. No, no, no, no, you don't need 348 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,760 any more. No, I'm good, OK. 349 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,920 So 7 years ago I saw this one person and he would always come 350 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,880 and he was a therapist of all things. 351 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,840 Oh Lord. But yeah, but I took syringes 352 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,480 and I would poke it in his testicles. 353 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,640 I know Ruby told me a story where she she put needles 354 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,080 through the shaft of a man's Dick and then he loved it a lot. 355 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,400 Yeah, but after I was done doing that and I used a a good bag of 356 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,560 24, oh God, he wanted me to whack them off with a flopper, 357 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,240 so I did. I would be so scared they'd go 358 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,360 in him. Oh no, he didn't care. 359 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,840 And he wanted all that, you know? 360 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,760 He wanted it bloody and gross. And then once it was all bloody 361 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,720 and gross, he laid down and I peed all over it. 362 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,480 You know. Barbie goes silent. 363 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,800 Yeah. We used to be a country men used 364 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,840 to go to war. Now they're paying us to piss on 365 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:56,960 blood holes on their Dick. Just no sometimes like when some 366 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,920 like this guy was this guy was making me laugh. 367 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,240 I I was giggling because he kept just saying the craziest stuff 368 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:07,160 to me, like his profession of love was so it sounded so 369 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,040 genuine because I can't mimic it because I'm a little shit. 370 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,400 But like he was like, Mistress, I love you. 371 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,160 And I was like, I felt bad because I'm like literally like 372 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,040 killing his Dick and I'm like, oh. 373 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,400 God, that's when you say I know, I know, you do. 374 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,160 I told him to shut the fuck up. He kept saying thank you every 375 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,640 time I hit him. I said can you shut up? 376 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,000 I was like, you're annoying me. I know you're thankful. 377 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,120 Dude. Thanksgiving's over. 378 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,480 Damn. Wow, that is. 379 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,480 Hilarious. No, it was really fun. 380 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:44,480 I, I've come to really enjoy CBT, like especially like in the 381 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,680 context of the dungeon and stuff like that. 382 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,760 I'm very methodical with it. I really enjoy it. 383 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,560 I don't know if I go very brutal, but I do. 384 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,160 I like it. I don't know. 385 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,240 It's fun it. Is fun. 386 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,600 Something about it, it's just very interesting. 387 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,400 I don't know. So, you know, we've done like 388 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,280 tease and denial and and then. I'm not very good at that, I 389 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,520 don't think. You know, it's, it's not for 390 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:12,840 everybody, but I will say that I will say that Charles told me 391 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,920 about apple polishing and that's post orgasm torture where you 392 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,080 take the palm of your hand and press it against the head of the 393 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,600 cock and do circular motions. I've done that with like a. 394 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:29,360 Partner before yeah, right. So ultimately it's it's, you 395 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,840 know, kind of annoying to that individual after they have an 396 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,400 orgasm, right? The Cdti usually do. 397 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,880 I don't usually actually touch the Dick, I only touch it with 398 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,840 utensils. Yes, you do. 399 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,000 You like touching things with utensils and sharp objects 400 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,840 touching. Yeah, I don't actually. 401 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,520 I rarely handle the Dick and I think that adds a different 402 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,480 layer of like, what the fuck to it, because you don't even get 403 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,040 to touch it. Yeah, right. 404 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,120 Well, I had somebody and they actually wanted the the wheel, 405 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,560 the Wormberg wheel. On I hid that the other day so 406 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,280 it wouldn't get stolen. Can't remember where I hid it in 407 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,800 the dungeon. You put it in the exam table in 408 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,960 the second. Quarter, you were right. 409 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960 I did and I couldn't find it the other day and I needed it. 410 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,520 It's right next to your grandparents. 411 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,960 Rammed that thing in the urethra of a man before and he almost 412 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,400 came. I'm sure it was. 413 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,440 Look, I won't don't know what it is about a needle in the 414 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,440 urethra, but they like it every time I do it. 415 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,880 Yeah, I must add something to it. 416 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,480 I'm not going to try it, but you know what props of them I'm for 417 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,120 doing it. Props. 418 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,920 I love it. All right. 419 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,240 I think that's a good way to to end this. 420 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,920 You're welcome. Are we welcome? 421 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,920 Yeah. 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