Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and today I've got with me, Madame.
Liv, hi. Oh, it's not Ola this morning
like Ola. Ciao, Ciao.
I think that's bi actually. I think that yeah, in French.
All right, so Liv, you had an interesting session again and
this time this lovely gentleman that likes to come and see you
for two hours. Yes, he is a 2 hour one.
Yes, he. Is a 2 hour one.
Feel free to talk louder. Yes, yes, deeper, louder.
He loves to hear him, you know? Yeah, he loves to hear us talk
about him on the pod. Yeah, that's his favorite thing.
I'm sure he creams in his pants. Are you creaming in your pants?
He's a little boy. Yes, he knows.
Yeah, you know, I took a picture of him and all you can see is
like him crawling with the back of his head and him crawling to
Barbie when he did a session with Barbie, right?
I wonder. If he'll let us take pictures of
him. You know, he's afraid that there
was something so distinctive about him.
I'm like, really, there's nothing distinctive.
I mean he doesn't have any identifiable tattoos.
If you wore the puppy mask. Yeah.
I mean, he's got beautiful eyes and that's all you see through
the little puppy mask. Oh, really?
So. That's a really cool picture of
like the leash and his little puppy face.
So, you know, I, I do advertisement on WordPress and
then I kind of write up a little scenario about, you know, what
the show is about. And then for each episode, I
write just a brief description of what the episode is.
And Needless to say, I put a picture there and I have the
picture of Barbie because, you know, we're talking about CBT
and the bloody scene and all that good stuff.
And he's just like, would you mind removing that picture?
And I'm like, OK, you know, it's not a problem.
I. Didn't show anything.
Though didn't show anything, showed the back of his head and
his ass. Oh, you know, I mean you're
really going to have to be looking.
I mean, I could see like his wife being like, oh God, I
think. His wife would be on there.
I think it'd be more like his, like a guy like work but who's
going to know your ass. Who's going to know your ass?
I'm.
Like dude, nobody can. Tell only me would know your
ass. Yeah, and you know, it's really
funny and you haven't yet experienced this.
OK, but we'll get some unattractive people.
Now this guy that we're talking about, he's an attractive
looking guy, like you said, pretty eyes, nice skin.
You know, he's early 30s. You know, Anywho, we get guys
that come in and they're like 50 plus and they're not very well
put together. They're they're fat or got a
little hernia, you know, and it's fine.
I'm not judging. I'm not saying this, I don't
fucking care. But my point of it is they tell
me now you're not going to take any pictures of videos, right?
And I'm like, why the fuck do I want to record you as what I'm
thinking? But I say to them, no, we only
have willing participants that actually want their photos and
videos taken. Therefore they ask me at the
beginning or they tell me, hey, you, they request this.
Yeah. And so, you know, I tell them,
no, we only get young attractive people that actually want to be
filmed, you know, like you're here for, for actual
humiliation. So I'm just going to go ahead
and tell you you're fucked up and fugly.
I don't let you. Shit on.
My shit. Oh, that's funny.
Yeah. So it's like, what, being so
fucking conceited you dumb little bitch?
Anyway. Oh, they love it.
Yes. So anyway, tell me we.
Did not do a lot of spanking when I, when it was over, I was
like, you know what? We didn't really do a lot of
that because after, well, I did for a minute and then I was
like, well, what, what are you wanting to incorporate that we
didn't do last time? You know, we usually start
seeing off like that. But he was so in a hurry.
As soon as he gets in, he strips down naked.
I'm gonna be like kind of caught me off guard.
You're like, well, well, damn. Like let me get my thoughts
together. So when I finally get my
thoughts together, I was like, is there anything you want to
incorporate? And he wanted like pegging and
he wanted to try that the anal hook being hanged from the
ceiling. So I was like, OK, yeah, I'll
definitely incorporate these things.
And it was, I've only done this one other time, the the pegging.
And honestly, I really liked it better with this one because the
last one was hairy guy, you know?
So I was like, this time I felt like, oh, this actually is a
little bit more appealing. But yeah, so he did a little
pegging and then he felt like he was getting close.
And he's supposed to be in there for two hours, so he's like,
we're going to need to do something else because I'm
lacking it too much. But that's fine.
We'll put you on the hook. And he was like.
Is this safe? He.
Was like, no, that's why you're doing it.
The winch is safe, you know, actually, we actually took and
put in support beams in the attic that would just support
like the sex Wang and the other stuff that we hang up from
inside the dungeon. Yeah, but you know.
You're not literally hanging from it though.
No, you're not putting your weight on it.
No, it's really just. Tugging on you, that's all.
That's all it is. I'm.
Scared. I love it how you and Barbie are
so casual, like, you're like, you're fine.
It's not, it's not safe. It'll be OK.
And then Barbie, Barbie's like, yeah, he was bleeding, but
that's really not my business. And what's?
Funny. Is it the same guy we're talking
about? The same guy?
Oh, it's funny. He's bleeding, but it's none of
my business. Now if you all could see what
I'm seeing right now, you all would be creaming in your
panties. So live if it's true.
Liv is stretched back out on my my satay here and we're sitting
in my office. We're recording and she's
putting on her black thigh highs.
They go. All the way up.
Nearly to her vagina, so she's. Blushing the money maker.
It is the money is those legs you've got.
Power pussy. You've got you've got perfect
legs, perfect knees. You have the prettiest.
Little knees? That's a weird.
Let me tell you. From from a bigger.
Girl, I've always liked the shape of like my kneecap, you
know, showing through on your like your stockings.
And look at how. Perfect, that looks like it's.
Going to sound like me, unattractive.
No, you've got the prettiest little knees and you've got
great calves. I mean, beautiful.
You're perfect. But yeah, all that's great over.
Here, build me up over here. Not to mention you have size
what, 6 1/2 seven feet which is perfect. 6 1/2.
Yeah. Yeah.
People like that, yeah, I need
to know how much people would like my feet because I've always
been told like from my mom, like it was just wasn't the best
looking feet. You know, my mom's always seen
long pretty toes. So I've learned to say long
pretty toes are literally. And so I'm like, I literally
love long pretty toes, but you know, my tiny sausage toes be
getting it. I'd be killing it in this world
right now. I'm.
Telling you, and I told you at the very beginning, I said true
feet, guys that just love the feet so much.
It's about the arch, not the toast.
I know, but a lot of them like those little sausage toast.
I'm going. Well, they do.
But it is. I'll give you some breakfast.
It's. The arch, it's everything
combined. Well, yeah, so.
Right now you're getting ready for Foot Guy, so explain to the
audience the lengths of what you've had to do.
To get ready, I have a conversation with this man, the
lengths I have to go. So he says the stinker they are,
the more I get tipped. So through the week I have to
make sure they get stinky and stinky.
But you know, now it's getting to the point where at night I
can't sleep because they're itching.
So I must be getting like a fungus or something, which is
ruining my shoes. I remember here like this is
just outlandish. I'm this is a lot of work and
I'm not even in the room no more.
So he owes me a pair of new shoes.
I hope you hear me. You'll be a pair of new shoes,
pair of new work shoes. I need a pair of new hiking
shoes, which are going to go down the list.
You know how he knows my closet? I have a lot of shoes and I want
to wear them. He's like, how many shoes do you
got? How many heels do you got?
He likes closed toe shoes. That's why I'm wearing these
today. Closed toed business looking
shoes. That's what he likes.
You know, years ago I So anyway, years ago I actually had this
guy that used to come see me in the dungeon and his little
fetish with feet went like really beyond obsession.
He would go to thrift stores almost on a daily basis after
work or before work, Yeah. And he would get.
The stinky shoes from there. He would get stinky, like old
work shoes from women that you could tell like, not really
tennis shoes, but like you're saying, you know, office wear
business. But then he said he had this
thing for like the granny shoes. Granny shoes.
Yeah, like grandma shoes and I'm thinking, did grandma make you
rub your rub her? Feet.
Yeah. Where's this?
Where's this stem from? I yeah, I don't know.
But he said that he loves those older like grandma shoes and you
could tell maybe she had like a bunion in her shoe like like the
the print on her shoe. And I was like, what the fuck
did he fuck? I wanna know he he was looking
for some particular feet. He was exactly.
Something that happened to that boy.
Yeah. I always like to know the back
story on it. Like, yeah, like why did you
bring this particular belt? Because usually they're bringing
like their own tools. It's the psych major in US,
yeah. Well, yeah, because we want to
like, yeah, break it down like the guy that brought in the
cake. Like, are you wanting to fuck
this cake? Like you've got to tell me or
I'm going to have nightmares. Just be like, what did he want?
Why did he tell us? Why did he bring cake?
You know one thing you have not done.
OK? My friend did this years ago.
We had someone that came to the dungeon and he wanted a
sploshing session. Sploshing.
Yes, a lot of people ask me what's sploshing?
Sploshing, believe it or not, is a fetish.
You remember I said, hey, Liv, when we take pictures of your
feet next time we need to incorporate like icing, whipped
cream, fruit. But it's not just with feet.
Sploshing is overall body food play where you literally rub
each other in food and make it sensual.
My type of king right there I. Was going to say, you're like,
give me some chicken. I thought you were.
Going to say like bring me some banana pudding, but you're like,
bring me some. Bitch.
Yes, yes. And me.
Oh fuck, that's great. You want you want some mashed
potatoes and gravy, girl, you can give.
Them potatoes. As she shakes her titties.
This is great. OK, so yeah, so sploshing she
did this session with this guy and they went and I said, look,
I said I want plastic all over the dungeon because he didn't
want to do it outside. He, you know, I know he was
scared somebody's going to see him.
Like motherfucker, nobody can see.
We're in the backyard of somebody's house.
Nobody's going to recognize you. No, and nobody can see anything.
It's like a privacy fence. So right, we have a privacy
fence. On top of it all.
But Needless to say, they were in the dungeon.
We put all this plastic everywhere and honestly, we were
still finding like remnants of icing.
We are throwing it around. They were throwing it around.
I wasn't in there and it was crazy.
They had fun. They had.
Head to toe icing. Apple pie.
Cherry pie. That's actually kind of hot.
Do you think about it? It's all slippery.
Yeah. And then you're rubbing each
other with it and you can lick it.
Yes, that's that's intimate though.
Right. Well, it was pretty crazy, you
know, It's like she left her panties and bra on.
Maybe, maybe we don't know. We don't know.
But what I do know is I could have fucking killed her because,
you know, the store bought whipped cream is just, it's full
of chemicals. There's there's no realness
about it. It's fake.
That's why it stays the way it does instead of being logical
and saying hey, let's, let's wash yourself off on the hose.
I know it's going to be cold, but let's just do this.
What's she do? Both of them jumped in my pool
and they they treated it like one big fucking bathtub.
That's not mess up your your pump.
Oh, it fucked some shit up. It was not cool.
Because yeah. It was not fun because the
remnants of that cool whip you could tell was not dissolving.
Yeah, it was like. Throw up in there.
Probably because it was. Awful.
They discolored the entire pool, the sides of it.
We were like we had to wash and brush the sides of the pool.
So that thing was just. It was a nightmare.
Never doing that again. Yeah, and I totally.
Listen there what the? Fuck are you thinking so?
Wow. I could have killed her but
later on I could have killed her for more reasons too.
But we won't get into that. OK, so your preparation for
stinky feet. You.
You literally. Go above and beyond for this
man. Above and beyond, yeah, I mean.
It's crazy night. And it's 3 hours, it's three
hours. You're working your legs.
You're working your your calves. You're usually really sore
afterwards because my feet are up, you know?
Yeah. So, yeah, it's a that's, that's
some work. That's some work, right?
There. Yeah.
Well, today we're putting you in a different room.
And I won't have anything to lay back on.
Yeah, so I'll probably be more sore.
With three hours you had the spank bench.
I'm thinking you could lay it up against that furry wall, maybe
put a pillow behind you. We could all figure out
something. You'll figure something.
Out but we'll be innovative, I'm sure you'll.
Be innovative. Don't you love it?
The things we have to do honestly to be so accommodating.
You know, you know. Oh, it's black.
I like to do it. It's just sometimes you're just
like, but that's the worst part of it.
I mean, it's not bad. Yeah.
It's not bad at all. You know, it's interesting, you
know, and people you know don't realize the prep that goes into
it, you know? So, yeah, the things that we go
through without being in that room, yeah, things we go through
on the outside, yeah, preparation of our body on a
certain thing like, oh, you want your our nails done a specific
color, OK, well, we do that or. Yeah, yeah.
It's the nails. It's it's wearing your, your
attire, you know, you get this costume on, you know, you know,
it's wearing the that's my. I like doing that.
I know you too. I love dressing up.
That's my favorite tank. I'll be like, hey, you want some
specific? I'll go all out for you.
You need to dress up like a bird.
I got you. I got you, Boo.
That's great. Oh, I will say, you know what is
the craziest thing we've actually had to dress up as or
dress in? You know, I've watched that show
Bonded, and we've never had to do anything crazy like this.
But if you haven't watched it yet, it's on Netflix still.
I think it's like two or three seasons.
But she went and hired her friend to go in and actually do
what she was originally going to do, and that was to dress as a
Penguin in a Penguin suit. And yeah, play with this guy as
a Penguin like a sexy. Penguin or.
No, it wasn't sexy Penguin. It was like a Penguin suit.
I love the new back story of that.
Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, Got.
Stuck in the zoo at the Penguins.
Maybe. But anyway, that story's on that
show is on Bond and it's an interesting little story back
story like you said, so I love. Back stories.
My favorite thing? So we've got Abby coming today,
and I said we're gonna kind of like, you're going to be in one
room, she's going to be in the dungeon, vice versa, that kind
of shit. She's going to be spanking
someone today. She likes doing that.
She. Does and then she's going to be
doing some extreme bondage with someone after that.
What's extreme bondage like? What is that?
Extreme bondage is when we did that plastic wrap.
OK, so like there's something where they really can't get out.
Yeah, and then she'll put him on the surgical table.
She'll put rope around him like he will will not be able to move
an inch. Has she played with this guy
before? Yeah, because.
Sometimes they'd be chicken in now.
You know they do. They do pussy out, don't they?
We have that. I feel like they have like an
idea what they want, you know, like they have an idea, but then
it's like they it plays out better in their head and not in
real life. It's scary more in real life.
You notice that too, is that, you know, you've seen this and I
told you about it and how they'll come in and they will
purposely go and say, oh, I want this, this and this.
But then once we get started, it's like, oh, red, red, red.
Can't do it. Can't do it.
I can't. That's why I'm like, they really
give me an idea of what you want and then we'll start slow and
just build from there. And then if I can meet your
expectations and your body can handle it, sure.
But we'll start slow and then we'll move up.
Because I've noticed they specifically want something.
I give it to them right off the bat.
They can't handle it. They can't.
So work it up and then maybe a little bit easier, which, by the
way, puppy guy that came in yesterday, he was telling me he
heard us talking about him on the podcast.
And then he was like, yeah, people are just more afraid
after seeing you because they feel like they they can't submit
to you and all this stuff. And I was like, we talked about
this, but he like, said it. He said he felt the same way.
Yeah. That he felt a little bit more
intimidated. And I was like, he was like, I
don't know how to fix that. Well, you know, and I think
intimidation is a good thing. Because submit to me.
Exactly submit she's doing that like small little chance.
Submit to me Submit to me Subliminal my.
Children, come, come to me and kiss my feet.
Exactly. Well, you know, I think that's a
good note to end on. So I will say we have a little
surprise for our listeners at the very beginning of the year.
We're going to change something up.
So, you know, just sit and wait for that little surprise.
Keep a lookout. People, Yeah, be on the lookout.
And of course, what else are we going to do?
Oh, we got to eventually. You're going to go to your first
party March 1st. March, I've been telling
everybody, are you going to come to the party?
Yeah, I'm going to be able to see everybody.
I think it'd be really cool. Oh you know it is so cool when
you get 100 plus people. And you know Mom.
Yeah, it it's awesome. It really is.
Yeah, they can come see me say hi.
Yeah. Exactly private session.
Exactly. We have rooms for private
sessions during the parties and they can be be as kinky as they
want. They can come and dress however
they'd like. Although there was one gentleman
and he thought that it was going to be OK to, yeah, walk from
from my house to his car, which was like 2 blocks down the road.
He thought it was going to be cool that he was dressed in
this. Leather strap basically not
covering hardly anything but his junk.
But it looked like oh, really? You're into BDSMI couldn't tell
kind of outfit. Yeah.
And I had to give him one of my surgical coats.
I was like here you. Need to be.
Yeah, be respectful of people around us.
This is not everybody is like that.
You know, you got older people down the road, their
grandchildren, you know, come on, be a little bit.
Be a little bit more. Yeah, the realization is when
you step out of the gate. You're not in the world anymore.
You're not. This is the world here.
Yeah. Neil Land.
That's like Pink World is your backyard.
Yeah, as soon as they walk out, they're back in the real world
and they need to chill. Exactly, God bless and you know
he should come earlier so he can just park in the fucking yard I
mean. Seriously, come as early and
then even just get like a cloak or something so you just don't
have to hang it up on the fence. Yeah, on your way in.
Jesus Lord. OK, so anyway, let's end on that
note. Keep your fucking perversions.
Here. Yes, exactly.
With us and come and see Liv and Abby and Barbie, yes, and Ruby
when she's here in town. When is Ruby coming back?
You know, Ruby has gone to, oh, God, she has gone to the East
Coast. She's gone to the central part
from Texas, up she went to Virginia, up to in New York.
Like she's been fucking all over in the last, you know, last
season, honestly, through the fall.
Is she going to be here for the party?
I'm going to hope so, you know, I mean.
People get to see her and can request private sessions with
her while they're there or while she's in town.
Yeah, absolutely. She's a sadist.
You'll love her. She's lost.
I've never met her. I know.
I'm in love. Who?
I haven't met yet. And she's beautiful, so.
Yes, I've seen pictures of her. Very.
Beautiful. So anywho, until then, may all
your fantasies become. Reality.