1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,120 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,520 Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,680 and today I've got with me, Madame. 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,640 Liv, hi. Oh, it's not Ola this morning 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,320 like Ola. Ciao, Ciao. 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,960 I think that's bi actually. I think that yeah, in French. 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:34,680 All right, so Liv, you had an interesting session again and 8 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,320 this time this lovely gentleman that likes to come and see you 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,120 for two hours. Yes, he is a 2 hour one. 10 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,480 Yes, he. Is a 2 hour one. 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:47,920 Feel free to talk louder. Yes, yes, deeper, louder. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,160 He loves to hear him, you know? Yeah, he loves to hear us talk 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,080 about him on the pod. Yeah, that's his favorite thing. 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,000 I'm sure he creams in his pants. Are you creaming in your pants? 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,480 He's a little boy. Yes, he knows. 16 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,800 Yeah, you know, I took a picture of him and all you can see is 17 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:11,440 like him crawling with the back of his head and him crawling to 18 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,240 Barbie when he did a session with Barbie, right? 19 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,600 I wonder. If he'll let us take pictures of 20 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,920 him. You know, he's afraid that there 21 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,600 was something so distinctive about him. 22 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,120 I'm like, really, there's nothing distinctive. 23 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,120 I mean he doesn't have any identifiable tattoos. 24 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,320 If you wore the puppy mask. Yeah. 25 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,560 I mean, he's got beautiful eyes and that's all you see through 26 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,120 the little puppy mask. Oh, really? 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,160 So. That's a really cool picture of 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,400 like the leash and his little puppy face. 29 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,040 So, you know, I, I do advertisement on WordPress and 30 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,880 then I kind of write up a little scenario about, you know, what 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,080 the show is about. And then for each episode, I 32 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,080 write just a brief description of what the episode is. 33 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,840 And Needless to say, I put a picture there and I have the 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,520 picture of Barbie because, you know, we're talking about CBT 35 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,960 and the bloody scene and all that good stuff. 36 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,560 And he's just like, would you mind removing that picture? 37 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,640 And I'm like, OK, you know, it's not a problem. 38 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,880 I. Didn't show anything. 39 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,000 Though didn't show anything, showed the back of his head and 40 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,960 his ass. Oh, you know, I mean you're 41 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,480 really going to have to be looking. 42 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,120 I mean, I could see like his wife being like, oh God, I 43 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,560 think. His wife would be on there. 44 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,680 I think it'd be more like his, like a guy like work but who's 45 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,400 going to know your ass. Who's going to know your ass? 46 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,720 Who's going to know your ass? I'm. 47 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,400 Like dude, nobody can. Tell only me would know your 48 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,280 ass. Yeah, and you know, it's really 49 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,400 funny and you haven't yet experienced this. 50 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,640 OK, but we'll get some unattractive people. 51 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,720 Now this guy that we're talking about, he's an attractive 52 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,680 looking guy, like you said, pretty eyes, nice skin. 53 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:46,560 You know, he's early 30s. You know, Anywho, we get guys 54 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:51,440 that come in and they're like 50 plus and they're not very well 55 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,880 put together. They're they're fat or got a 56 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,480 little hernia, you know, and it's fine. 57 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,280 I'm not judging. I'm not saying this, I don't 58 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,640 fucking care. But my point of it is they tell 59 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,880 me now you're not going to take any pictures of videos, right? 60 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:11,320 And I'm like, why the fuck do I want to record you as what I'm 61 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,640 thinking? But I say to them, no, we only 62 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,920 have willing participants that actually want their photos and 63 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,080 videos taken. Therefore they ask me at the 64 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,640 beginning or they tell me, hey, you, they request this. 65 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,000 Yeah. And so, you know, I tell them, 66 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,920 no, we only get young attractive people that actually want to be 67 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:36,360 filmed, you know, like you're here for, for actual 68 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,920 humiliation. So I'm just going to go ahead 69 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,240 and tell you you're fucked up and fugly. 70 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,920 I don't let you. Shit on. 71 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,720 My shit. Oh, that's funny. 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,800 Yeah. So it's like, what, being so 73 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,160 fucking conceited you dumb little bitch? 74 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,040 Anyway. Oh, they love it. 75 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:58,280 Yes. So anyway, tell me we. 76 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,640 Did not do a lot of spanking when I, when it was over, I was 77 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,200 like, you know what? We didn't really do a lot of 78 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,160 that because after, well, I did for a minute and then I was 79 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,840 like, well, what, what are you wanting to incorporate that we 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 didn't do last time? You know, we usually start 81 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,680 seeing off like that. But he was so in a hurry. 82 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,400 As soon as he gets in, he strips down naked. 83 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,200 I'm gonna be like kind of caught me off guard. 84 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,640 You're like, well, well, damn. Like let me get my thoughts 85 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,320 together. So when I finally get my 86 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,840 thoughts together, I was like, is there anything you want to 87 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,200 incorporate? And he wanted like pegging and 88 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,760 he wanted to try that the anal hook being hanged from the 89 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,400 ceiling. So I was like, OK, yeah, I'll 90 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,440 definitely incorporate these things. 91 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:40,000 And it was, I've only done this one other time, the the pegging. 92 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,680 And honestly, I really liked it better with this one because the 93 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,360 last one was hairy guy, you know? 94 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,440 So I was like, this time I felt like, oh, this actually is a 95 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,760 little bit more appealing. But yeah, so he did a little 96 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,240 pegging and then he felt like he was getting close. 97 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,360 And he's supposed to be in there for two hours, so he's like, 98 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,640 we're going to need to do something else because I'm 99 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,560 lacking it too much. But that's fine. 100 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,480 We'll put you on the hook. And he was like. 101 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,880 Is this safe? He. 102 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,600 Was like, no, that's why you're doing it. 103 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:18,800 The winch is safe, you know, actually, we actually took and 104 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:23,440 put in support beams in the attic that would just support 105 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,600 like the sex Wang and the other stuff that we hang up from 106 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,520 inside the dungeon. Yeah, but you know. 107 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,280 You're not literally hanging from it though. 108 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,000 No, you're not putting your weight on it. 109 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,920 No, it's really just. Tugging on you, that's all. 110 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,520 That's all it is. I'm. 111 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,920 Scared. I love it how you and Barbie are 112 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,720 so casual, like, you're like, you're fine. 113 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,880 It's not, it's not safe. It'll be OK. 114 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,880 And then Barbie, Barbie's like, yeah, he was bleeding, but 115 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,560 that's really not my business. And what's? 116 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,040 Funny. Is it the same guy we're talking 117 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:55,800 about? The same guy? 118 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,120 Oh, it's funny. He's bleeding, but it's none of 119 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,840 my business. Now if you all could see what 120 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,320 I'm seeing right now, you all would be creaming in your 121 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:08,160 panties. So live if it's true. 122 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,360 Liv is stretched back out on my my satay here and we're sitting 123 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,520 in my office. We're recording and she's 124 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,800 putting on her black thigh highs. 125 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,440 They go. All the way up. 126 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:24,400 Nearly to her vagina, so she's. Blushing the money maker. 127 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,000 It is the money is those legs you've got. 128 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,160 Power pussy. You've got you've got perfect 129 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,520 legs, perfect knees. You have the prettiest. 130 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,760 Little knees? That's a weird. 131 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,240 Let me tell you. From from a bigger. 132 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,600 Girl, I've always liked the shape of like my kneecap, you 133 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,000 know, showing through on your like your stockings. 134 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,680 And look at how. Perfect, that looks like it's. 135 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,640 Going to sound like me, unattractive. 136 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,400 No, you've got the prettiest little knees and you've got 137 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,360 great calves. I mean, beautiful. 138 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,880 You're perfect. But yeah, all that's great over. 139 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,720 Here, build me up over here. Not to mention you have size 140 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,760 what, 6 1/2 seven feet which is perfect. 6 1/2. 141 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,240 Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,440 Yeah. People like that, yeah, I need 143 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,760 to know how much people would like my feet because I've always 144 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,720 been told like from my mom, like it was just wasn't the best 145 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,720 looking feet. You know, my mom's always seen 146 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,600 long pretty toes. So I've learned to say long 147 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,720 pretty toes are literally. And so I'm like, I literally 148 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,240 love long pretty toes, but you know, my tiny sausage toes be 149 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,760 getting it. I'd be killing it in this world 150 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,200 right now. I'm. 151 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,080 Telling you, and I told you at the very beginning, I said true 152 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,720 feet, guys that just love the feet so much. 153 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,760 It's about the arch, not the toast. 154 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,600 I know, but a lot of them like those little sausage toast. 155 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,320 I'm going. Well, they do. 156 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,040 But it is. I'll give you some breakfast. 157 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:49,040 It's. The arch, it's everything 158 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,200 combined. Well, yeah, so. 159 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,480 Right now you're getting ready for Foot Guy, so explain to the 160 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,920 audience the lengths of what you've had to do. 161 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,760 To get ready, I have a conversation with this man, the 162 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,120 lengths I have to go. So he says the stinker they are, 163 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,240 the more I get tipped. So through the week I have to 164 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,520 make sure they get stinky and stinky. 165 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,320 But you know, now it's getting to the point where at night I 166 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:17,840 can't sleep because they're itching. 167 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,880 So I must be getting like a fungus or something, which is 168 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,320 ruining my shoes. I remember here like this is 169 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,840 just outlandish. I'm this is a lot of work and 170 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,400 I'm not even in the room no more. 171 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,680 So he owes me a pair of new shoes. 172 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,559 I hope you hear me. You'll be a pair of new shoes, 173 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,000 pair of new work shoes. I need a pair of new hiking 174 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,960 shoes, which are going to go down the list. 175 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:41,000 You know how he knows my closet? I have a lot of shoes and I want 176 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,840 to wear them. He's like, how many shoes do you 177 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,280 got? How many heels do you got? 178 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,520 He likes closed toe shoes. That's why I'm wearing these 179 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:54,880 today. Closed toed business looking 180 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,280 shoes. That's what he likes. 181 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:04,480 You know, years ago I So anyway, years ago I actually had this 182 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,880 guy that used to come see me in the dungeon and his little 183 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:14,160 fetish with feet went like really beyond obsession. 184 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:19,640 He would go to thrift stores almost on a daily basis after 185 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:24,240 work or before work, Yeah. And he would get. 186 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,040 The stinky shoes from there. He would get stinky, like old 187 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,880 work shoes from women that you could tell like, not really 188 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:35,120 tennis shoes, but like you're saying, you know, office wear 189 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,240 business. But then he said he had this 190 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,800 thing for like the granny shoes. Granny shoes. 191 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,200 Yeah, like grandma shoes and I'm thinking, did grandma make you 192 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,040 rub your rub her? Feet. 193 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,000 Yeah. Where's this? 194 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,600 Where's this stem from? I yeah, I don't know. 195 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:54,240 But he said that he loves those older like grandma shoes and you 196 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,160 could tell maybe she had like a bunion in her shoe like like the 197 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,280 the print on her shoe. And I was like, what the fuck 198 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,640 did he fuck? I wanna know he he was looking 199 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,240 for some particular feet. He was exactly. 200 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,320 Something that happened to that boy. 201 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,480 Yeah. I always like to know the back 202 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,560 story on it. Like, yeah, like why did you 203 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,560 bring this particular belt? Because usually they're bringing 204 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,920 like their own tools. It's the psych major in US, 205 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,680 yeah. Well, yeah, because we want to 206 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,800 like, yeah, break it down like the guy that brought in the 207 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,240 cake. Like, are you wanting to fuck 208 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,760 this cake? Like you've got to tell me or 209 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,760 I'm going to have nightmares. Just be like, what did he want? 210 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,400 Why did he tell us? Why did he bring cake? 211 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,960 You know one thing you have not done. 212 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,120 OK? My friend did this years ago. 213 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,520 We had someone that came to the dungeon and he wanted a 214 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,920 sploshing session. Sploshing. 215 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,200 Yes, a lot of people ask me what's sploshing? 216 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,280 Sploshing, believe it or not, is a fetish. 217 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,760 You remember I said, hey, Liv, when we take pictures of your 218 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,800 feet next time we need to incorporate like icing, whipped 219 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,640 cream, fruit. But it's not just with feet. 220 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:01,440 Sploshing is overall body food play where you literally rub 221 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,880 each other in food and make it sensual. 222 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,280 My type of king right there I. Was going to say, you're like, 223 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,320 give me some chicken. I thought you were. 224 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,560 Going to say like bring me some banana pudding, but you're like, 225 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,640 bring me some. Bitch. 226 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,280 Yes, yes. And me. 227 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,120 Oh fuck, that's great. You want you want some mashed 228 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,800 potatoes and gravy, girl, you can give. 229 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,000 Them potatoes. As she shakes her titties. 230 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,840 This is great. OK, so yeah, so sploshing she 231 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:36,560 did this session with this guy and they went and I said, look, 232 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,520 I said I want plastic all over the dungeon because he didn't 233 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,440 want to do it outside. He, you know, I know he was 234 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,720 scared somebody's going to see him. 235 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,520 Like motherfucker, nobody can see. 236 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,480 We're in the backyard of somebody's house. 237 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,800 Nobody's going to recognize you. No, and nobody can see anything. 238 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,320 It's like a privacy fence. So right, we have a privacy 239 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,720 fence. On top of it all. 240 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,640 But Needless to say, they were in the dungeon. 241 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,760 We put all this plastic everywhere and honestly, we were 242 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:08,200 still finding like remnants of icing. 243 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,920 We are throwing it around. They were throwing it around. 244 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,920 I wasn't in there and it was crazy. 245 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,240 They had fun. They had. 246 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,480 Head to toe icing. Apple pie. 247 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,640 Cherry pie. That's actually kind of hot. 248 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,280 Do you think about it? It's all slippery. 249 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,840 Yeah. And then you're rubbing each 250 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,120 other with it and you can lick it. 251 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,320 Yes, that's that's intimate though. 252 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,240 Right. Well, it was pretty crazy, you 253 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,480 know, It's like she left her panties and bra on. 254 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:40,280 Maybe, maybe we don't know. We don't know. 255 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:45,720 But what I do know is I could have fucking killed her because, 256 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,720 you know, the store bought whipped cream is just, it's full 257 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,680 of chemicals. There's there's no realness 258 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,280 about it. It's fake. 259 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,920 That's why it stays the way it does instead of being logical 260 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,320 and saying hey, let's, let's wash yourself off on the hose. 261 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,720 I know it's going to be cold, but let's just do this. 262 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,160 What's she do? Both of them jumped in my pool 263 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,160 and they they treated it like one big fucking bathtub. 264 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,080 That's not mess up your your pump. 265 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,480 Oh, it fucked some shit up. It was not cool. 266 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,920 Because yeah. It was not fun because the 267 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,760 remnants of that cool whip you could tell was not dissolving. 268 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,800 Yeah, it was like. Throw up in there. 269 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,040 Probably because it was. Awful. 270 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,160 They discolored the entire pool, the sides of it. 271 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:34,200 We were like we had to wash and brush the sides of the pool. 272 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,880 So that thing was just. It was a nightmare. 273 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,880 Never doing that again. Yeah, and I totally. 274 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,720 Listen there what the? Fuck are you thinking so? 275 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,520 Wow. I could have killed her but 276 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,840 later on I could have killed her for more reasons too. 277 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:51,480 But we won't get into that. OK, so your preparation for 278 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,640 stinky feet. You. 279 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,960 You literally. Go above and beyond for this 280 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,440 man. Above and beyond, yeah, I mean. 281 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,560 It's crazy night. And it's 3 hours, it's three 282 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,000 hours. You're working your legs. 283 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,840 You're working your your calves. You're usually really sore 284 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,400 afterwards because my feet are up, you know? 285 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,000 Yeah. So, yeah, it's a that's, that's 286 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,240 some work. That's some work, right? 287 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,280 There. Yeah. 288 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,560 Well, today we're putting you in a different room. 289 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,640 And I won't have anything to lay back on. 290 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,720 Yeah, so I'll probably be more sore. 291 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,800 With three hours you had the spank bench. 292 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,240 I'm thinking you could lay it up against that furry wall, maybe 293 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,080 put a pillow behind you. We could all figure out 294 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,160 something. You'll figure something. 295 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,720 Out but we'll be innovative, I'm sure you'll. 296 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,920 Be innovative. Don't you love it? 297 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,440 The things we have to do honestly to be so accommodating. 298 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,120 You know, you know. Oh, it's black. 299 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,120 I like to do it. It's just sometimes you're just 300 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,160 like, but that's the worst part of it. 301 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,080 I mean, it's not bad. Yeah. 302 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,120 It's not bad at all. You know, it's interesting, you 303 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,920 know, and people you know don't realize the prep that goes into 304 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,080 it, you know? So, yeah, the things that we go 305 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,600 through without being in that room, yeah, things we go through 306 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,200 on the outside, yeah, preparation of our body on a 307 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,880 certain thing like, oh, you want your our nails done a specific 308 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,240 color, OK, well, we do that or. Yeah, yeah. 309 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,760 It's the nails. It's it's wearing your, your 310 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:13,160 attire, you know, you get this costume on, you know, you know, 311 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,440 it's wearing the that's my. I like doing that. 312 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,000 I know you too. I love dressing up. 313 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,600 That's my favorite tank. I'll be like, hey, you want some 314 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,880 specific? I'll go all out for you. 315 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,840 You need to dress up like a bird. 316 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,400 I got you. I got you, Boo. 317 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:30,200 That's great. Oh, I will say, you know what is 318 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,640 the craziest thing we've actually had to dress up as or 319 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,080 dress in? You know, I've watched that show 320 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,880 Bonded, and we've never had to do anything crazy like this. 321 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,240 But if you haven't watched it yet, it's on Netflix still. 322 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,960 I think it's like two or three seasons. 323 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:51,960 But she went and hired her friend to go in and actually do 324 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,880 what she was originally going to do, and that was to dress as a 325 00:15:54,880 --> 00:16:00,400 Penguin in a Penguin suit. And yeah, play with this guy as 326 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,440 a Penguin like a sexy. Penguin or. 327 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,840 No, it wasn't sexy Penguin. It was like a Penguin suit. 328 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,200 I love the new back story of that. 329 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,800 Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, Got. 330 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,280 Stuck in the zoo at the Penguins. 331 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,640 Maybe. But anyway, that story's on that 332 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,160 show is on Bond and it's an interesting little story back 333 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,920 story like you said, so I love. Back stories. 334 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,800 My favorite thing? So we've got Abby coming today, 335 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 and I said we're gonna kind of like, you're going to be in one 336 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,040 room, she's going to be in the dungeon, vice versa, that kind 337 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,760 of shit. She's going to be spanking 338 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,480 someone today. She likes doing that. 339 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,400 She. Does and then she's going to be 340 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,440 doing some extreme bondage with someone after that. 341 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,680 What's extreme bondage like? What is that? 342 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,160 Extreme bondage is when we did that plastic wrap. 343 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,160 OK, so like there's something where they really can't get out. 344 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,040 Yeah, and then she'll put him on the surgical table. 345 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,880 She'll put rope around him like he will will not be able to move 346 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,240 an inch. Has she played with this guy 347 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,160 before? Yeah, because. 348 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,800 Sometimes they'd be chicken in now. 349 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,800 You know they do. They do pussy out, don't they? 350 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,640 We have that. I feel like they have like an 351 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:13,920 idea what they want, you know, like they have an idea, but then 352 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,240 it's like they it plays out better in their head and not in 353 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,000 real life. It's scary more in real life. 354 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,520 You notice that too, is that, you know, you've seen this and I 355 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:29,120 told you about it and how they'll come in and they will 356 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,120 purposely go and say, oh, I want this, this and this. 357 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,960 But then once we get started, it's like, oh, red, red, red. 358 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,760 Can't do it. Can't do it. 359 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,320 I can't. That's why I'm like, they really 360 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,600 give me an idea of what you want and then we'll start slow and 361 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,920 just build from there. And then if I can meet your 362 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,240 expectations and your body can handle it, sure. 363 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,520 But we'll start slow and then we'll move up. 364 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,680 Because I've noticed they specifically want something. 365 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,880 I give it to them right off the bat. 366 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,600 They can't handle it. They can't. 367 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,320 So work it up and then maybe a little bit easier, which, by the 368 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,160 way, puppy guy that came in yesterday, he was telling me he 369 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,040 heard us talking about him on the podcast. 370 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:11,360 And then he was like, yeah, people are just more afraid 371 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:16,040 after seeing you because they feel like they they can't submit 372 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,680 to you and all this stuff. And I was like, we talked about 373 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,520 this, but he like, said it. He said he felt the same way. 374 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,120 Yeah. That he felt a little bit more 375 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,640 intimidated. And I was like, he was like, I 376 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,840 don't know how to fix that. Well, you know, and I think 377 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,520 intimidation is a good thing. Because submit to me. 378 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:38,760 Exactly submit she's doing that like small little chance. 379 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,160 Submit to me Submit to me Subliminal my. 380 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:46,120 Children, come, come to me and kiss my feet. 381 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,760 Exactly. Well, you know, I think that's a 382 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:55,040 good note to end on. So I will say we have a little 383 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,600 surprise for our listeners at the very beginning of the year. 384 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,720 We're going to change something up. 385 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,160 So, you know, just sit and wait for that little surprise. 386 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,440 Keep a lookout. People, Yeah, be on the lookout. 387 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,280 And of course, what else are we going to do? 388 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,440 Oh, we got to eventually. You're going to go to your first 389 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,400 party March 1st. March, I've been telling 390 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,800 everybody, are you going to come to the party? 391 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,560 Yeah, I'm going to be able to see everybody. 392 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,960 I think it'd be really cool. Oh you know it is so cool when 393 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,160 you get 100 plus people. And you know Mom. 394 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,920 Yeah, it it's awesome. It really is. 395 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,640 Yeah, they can come see me say hi. 396 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,400 Yeah. Exactly private session. 397 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,880 Exactly. We have rooms for private 398 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:44,280 sessions during the parties and they can be be as kinky as they 399 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,200 want. They can come and dress however 400 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,960 they'd like. Although there was one gentleman 401 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:59,120 and he thought that it was going to be OK to, yeah, walk from 402 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:04,440 from my house to his car, which was like 2 blocks down the road. 403 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,200 He thought it was going to be cool that he was dressed in 404 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:13,440 this. Leather strap basically not 405 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,800 covering hardly anything but his junk. 406 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,640 But it looked like oh, really? You're into BDSMI couldn't tell 407 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,320 kind of outfit. Yeah. 408 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,480 And I had to give him one of my surgical coats. 409 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,120 I was like here you. Need to be. 410 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,680 Yeah, be respectful of people around us. 411 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,280 This is not everybody is like that. 412 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,200 You know, you got older people down the road, their 413 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,400 grandchildren, you know, come on, be a little bit. 414 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,920 Be a little bit more. Yeah, the realization is when 415 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,440 you step out of the gate. You're not in the world anymore. 416 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,800 You're not. This is the world here. 417 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,840 Yeah. Neil Land. 418 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,760 That's like Pink World is your backyard. 419 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,800 Yeah, as soon as they walk out, they're back in the real world 420 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,640 and they need to chill. Exactly, God bless and you know 421 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,800 he should come earlier so he can just park in the fucking yard I 422 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,240 mean. Seriously, come as early and 423 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,280 then even just get like a cloak or something so you just don't 424 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,040 have to hang it up on the fence. Yeah, on your way in. 425 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,240 Jesus Lord. OK, so anyway, let's end on that 426 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,320 note. Keep your fucking perversions. 427 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,200 Here. Yes, exactly. 428 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:22,880 With us and come and see Liv and Abby and Barbie, yes, and Ruby 429 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,200 when she's here in town. When is Ruby coming back? 430 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:30,240 You know, Ruby has gone to, oh, God, she has gone to the East 431 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,600 Coast. She's gone to the central part 432 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:42,360 from Texas, up she went to Virginia, up to in New York. 433 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,240 Like she's been fucking all over in the last, you know, last 434 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,760 season, honestly, through the fall. 435 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,120 Is she going to be here for the party? 436 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,680 I'm going to hope so, you know, I mean. 437 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,280 People get to see her and can request private sessions with 438 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,840 her while they're there or while she's in town. 439 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,240 Yeah, absolutely. She's a sadist. 440 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,560 You'll love her. She's lost. 441 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,600 I've never met her. I know. 442 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,280 I'm in love. Who? 443 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,800 I haven't met yet. And she's beautiful, so. 444 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,800 Yes, I've seen pictures of her. Very. 445 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:14,760 Beautiful. So anywho, until then, may all 446 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,560 your fantasies become. Reality.