1 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,160 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,680 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv. 3 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:24,760 Hola, that's Spanish for hello. Then then I have my lovely 4 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:30,280 nephew and Madam lives Dom, this is Master Matthews. 5 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,240 How are y'all doing? Alright, I wish I could like 6 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,600 respond back like hey, we're over here. 7 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,280 You know, you can get a little button for that, like a cheers 8 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,120 button. Yeah, yeah. 9 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,760 Clapping. Yeah, clapping. 10 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,960 I'll get that for you. All right, kids, so we're going 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,280 to start this episode. But I will say that officially, 12 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,720 for the longest time, we were only in 190 countries. 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:57,080 There are 195 countries in the world, and guess what? 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,800 We just got another motherfucking country. 15 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,080 That's awesome. Right. 16 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,240 It's 191 countries. It's so exciting to me and it's 17 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,880 all around. The world. 18 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,520 Fuck yeah all. Around the world. 19 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,680 Hey. You got a lover now? 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,320 I will say this too, that we had Kylie, who we have taken out 21 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:27,880 into the woods, and then Liv before that did an Electro 22 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,320 session in the dungeon and Spotify wouldn't let me post 23 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,000 them. She's not naked. 24 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,800 We don't know what the fuck's happening, but I upload it. 25 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,280 Spotify takes it down three different times on both 26 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,480 episodes. However, I will say to the 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,480 listeners and the viewers who listen to the podcast go to our 28 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,520 loyal fans. I'm going to be posting some 29 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,920 parts of it on our actual Call Me Mistress website so they can 30 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,440 go on there and view it. So anyway, that's the issue. 31 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,960 But there was 2 great fucking videos that we put together for 32 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,040 Fucked Up Friday. And Liv, you were fucking 33 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,720 phenomenal doing it as always. But you know Spotify won't let 34 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,920 us show it, so Boo fucking who? So Liv, let's just jump into it. 35 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:17,320 We can go and talk some nitty gritty about some shitty shitty. 36 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:23,720 Oh. No, no, Matt, I know this is not 37 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,640 your favorite topic. It is not a favorite topic for a 38 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:30,280 lot of fucking people. No, not at all, but the story is 39 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,360 great. The story is great. 40 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,000 It's great you just let her tell you. 41 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,160 Well, for starters, I will say this. 42 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,560 So the guy was supposed to come in to see us twice and when he 43 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,960 didn't, he cancelled. And I told him I said look, if 44 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,280 you come in again, you legit have to come in because we can't 45 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,040 just sit here and wait for you. It's not fair. 46 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,160 It's not right to do that. And Liv is going to pee on you. 47 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:00,480 However, I'm going to shit on you and if I have to wait for 48 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,320 you and hold it, I don't like doing that for anybody. 49 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,280 So you're going to have to fucking show up. 50 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,200 He's like, I promise I'll show up. 51 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,800 I'll show up. I'm like OK. 10:00 when he comes 52 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,680 in, he's a nice looking guy. He's like 5859. 53 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,880 Very attractive, clean, clean smell and great cute little 54 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,560 body. Got a little pudge to him, but 55 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,560 he's adorable wearing his little cowboy boots. 56 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,920 So sexy. But he really wants to be shit 57 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,400 on and he wants to eat shit. And I said, well, you know, Liv 58 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,640 will pee on you, but you know, for the rest, I'll do it. 59 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,680 I said, but it's not something that you think is going to be 60 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,040 all of that. And he's like, well, I've 61 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,800 listened to the episodes on your podcast where you've talked 62 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,200 about it and you know, you need cough. 63 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,640 OK, it's OK, I said. But ultimately on the podcast, 64 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,280 you know, you've heard me talk about it. 65 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,520 It's not pretty, I said. And when I have to do it, I'm 66 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,280 going to do it. And I can't be around to hear 67 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:58,080 you eat it, lick it up, nothing. I can't smell it. 68 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,680 I have to do it, drop it and leave, I said. 69 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,960 So you'll be left to your own devices with it. 70 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,960 He's like OK, OK. And I said no, it's raining 71 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,800 outside and we can't do this shit in the dungeon because it 72 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,320 is one room with no ventilation, no fucking windows and it's 73 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,279 going to stink. So we have to do this outside. 74 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,720 He's like, but it's raining. Can't we do it like on the steps 75 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,040 It's? Cold. 76 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,440 Yeah, OK. We'll start from the beginning 77 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,160 because we're skipping a little bit. 78 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,880 So Liv, you, you tell them your version of it. 79 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,600 You. Go for it. 80 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,920 Well, I'm not going to get into the right, but whenever he comes 81 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:36,560 in, when he comes in nicely dressed, seems a bit nervous, 82 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,880 gets nose a little bit more stretched, relaxing a little 83 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,920 bit, he was like, OK, well, we're like, well, how do you 84 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,480 want to start the session? How would you envision the 85 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:51,160 session going and having such a hard time getting him to explain 86 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,480 that to us? And he was like, well, I would 87 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,960 like maybe you just to tease me. And I was like, well, does that 88 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,440 mean like we like show our butt hole to you? 89 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,880 And he's like, Oh my God, you can do that. 90 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,960 I was like, no, no, no, no, that's not what I. 91 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,160 Said I was being. Sarcastic and and, you know, 92 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,560 then you said I'm not showing you my asshole. 93 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,880 And he was like, yeah, but just like sexually tease me with it, 94 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,960 you know, And like, well, kept asking, well, what does that 95 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,560 mean to you? Like, how do we tease you with 96 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,320 shit? And you know, it just took us. 97 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,560 I would say we were in there about 30 minutes trying to get 98 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,640 it out of him. Yeah, he was so like you said, 99 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,920 he was so nervous. But you know, my thing of it is 100 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:33,240 I'm very verbal live. You're a doer, you know, and I 101 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,120 like to talk and she likes to do. 102 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,680 And so when I was telling him, I'm said, look, I said if it's 103 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:42,200 going to be me teasing you in some form of fashion, I'm going 104 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,400 to be talking dirty to you. I'm going to say, oh, baby, I 105 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,480 want to shit on you. I want to fart in your face. 106 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,560 Really get him going. Yeah, yeah, it really didn't 107 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,960 seem like he wanted that, but he. 108 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,560 Didn't he acted like he didn't want that? 109 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,440 That was very confusing. I almost thought we wasn't gonna 110 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,680 be. We wasn't gonna do it. 111 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,520 Yeah. So then I said OK, So what 112 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,280 exact? And Liv and I just kept asking 113 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,960 and ask and probing. Yeah, we probed him so. 114 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,800 I bet you. Did Yeah, we did. 115 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,960 But I said to him, I said, what do you want us to do? 116 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,840 You want us like flash you our asshole and be like. 117 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,840 I've got bring out of your asshole. 118 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,480 That's fighting. You'll be like blowing little 119 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:28,600 brown kisses. God, Charles would think this is 120 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,760 funny. Yes, Charles would probably love 121 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,600 this right now. I. 122 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:38,000 Told Charles the story yesterday and he was dying. 123 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,360 He laughed so fucking hard about it. 124 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,960 Yeah, 'cause he's always very matter of fact, you know, He's 125 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,760 like, Oh well. How did you do it like this? 126 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,720 So funny things I tell this guy as we start again, Liv's trying 127 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,560 to say, what do you want? And he's like, well, you know, 128 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,080 I, I go to strip clubs. I think, you know, the, the 129 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,400 teasing, the dance, I think it's kind of cool. 130 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,280 Lap dance. Yeah. 131 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,920 And I said, well, Liv, this is our rule. 132 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,200 You know, you can't touch us. We can touch you. 133 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,520 I said we're not going to do anything sexual or inappropriate 134 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,520 with you. We're going to. 135 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,480 Liv can dance a little bit for you. 136 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,280 Yeah. You didn't do notice. 137 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,560 I actually had a hard time doing that. 138 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,400 I felt like an idiot, You know, I was like, I feel like I've 139 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,080 done a lap dance before. I feel like I would know what 140 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,520 I'm doing. But the more I thought about it, 141 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,720 the harder it got to do. I'm like, I don't know what to 142 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,720 do. Do I do this? 143 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,880 And like I was like I. Thought what you did was perfect 144 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,160 though, because, because you, you went because I told him I 145 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:45,800 said look, we have a chair and we use it for our our sessions 146 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,200 like. I feel like if I did it while he 147 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,000 was sitting, I'm not sure I probably would have been able to 148 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,320 give him a success successful one, but he was on the couch. 149 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,200 Yeah, it, it was different. I mean, when you walk into the 150 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,160 dungeon, you come in right side, there's the couch, you know, and 151 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,760 it's kind of like sits back a little bit. 152 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,400 And, you know, we told him about the chair that we use for golden 153 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,240 brown, and it has a hole in it and everything. 154 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:14,280 So Liv goes and grabs that chair and it's not really tall, but 155 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:18,480 you, you're not a really tall person, but it was really suited 156 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,480 for you because. I did use the chair you. 157 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,440 Did it was great. So you straddled the chair. 158 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,120 Because I didn't know how to dance on him. 159 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,680 No, that's what was getting hard. 160 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,040 That's why I grabbed that chair. I'm sort of like dance chair 161 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,160 dancing I guess. Yeah, it worked out perfect 162 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,840 because, you know, you just bounced your booty a little bit. 163 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:35,360 I mean, and you're wearing these cute little leather shorts. 164 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,480 I will say that she was wearing these cute little leather 165 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,760 shorts. She looked great. 166 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,559 And she was like, kind of like shaking her butt and just being 167 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,720 teasy funny. I mean, and we were just like, 168 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,000 oh, you know, and I was sitting next to him. 169 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,240 I'm like, you know, touching his hair and touching his cheek and 170 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,840 his his chest because he's adorable. 171 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,560 You know, why not? And ultimately then, you know, 172 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,200 he proceeds to get more excited. So Liv and I take his boots off 173 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,280 and, you know, we're getting to where he's basically down to his 174 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,160 his undies and. Never regions. 175 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:13,160 Never regions. So I'm like, OK, and lives like, 176 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,960 yeah, so Are you ready? And I said we need to do this 177 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,560 because it's going to start raining harder. 178 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,160 You know, that was the thing. We've never done this shit out 179 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,040 in the rain. That was the other thing. 180 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,520 Yeah. Yeah, and I told you I was like, 181 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,680 because we were talking about how I would pee on them. 182 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,360 Yes. And you're like, why you just do 183 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,920 with your underwear? I was like, I'm not wearing any 184 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,640 underwear. But then I was like, well, I 185 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,560 went to move my pants to the side and I was like, I am 186 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,800 wearing underwear. Look at me go. 187 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,360 Yeah, I ended up. Wearing underwear, I don't know 188 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,240 how I forgot it but so I was able to take my skirt off and 189 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,920 honestly my underwear matched my shirt. 190 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:52,800 I looked super cute but I tried peeing on them and honestly I 191 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,240 was pee shy. And he's like looking directly 192 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,400 in my pussy hole. I just want to look at where. 193 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,120 I'm looking at. Me, but you pee on me in the 194 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,920 shower all the time. It's different. 195 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,240 I love you. That does not mean I love you. 196 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:09,520 If I pee on you, OK, But it is easier. 197 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,320 I'm more relaxed. And you try to aim it and you're 198 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,880 not. Staring into my pussy when I'm 199 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:21,840 doing it either like he's like. Well, if you can't see this but. 200 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,000 Holding his mouth open like obnoxiously trying to catch 201 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,120 those peas. Yes, he was. 202 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,040 But you know, to me, he's, he was cute. 203 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,720 I'm not saying he was ugly. Yeah, no, I know that. 204 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,960 It to me, I know for you it was weird. 205 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,240 It's kind of like a panting dog staring up at your crotch. 206 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:42,480 Like, you know, pee on me. Yeah, but whenever you went to, 207 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,760 it would be your turn because I was like, hey, I'm pee shy. 208 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,160 You're like, Are you sure you want to see this? 209 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,920 I was like, yeah, I could do. It yeah, you're like, I'm kind 210 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,840 of curious. Oh, I was. 211 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,440 Down. Curious, you were. 212 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,560 So this is The funny thing, right? 213 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,480 I told you, I said, look, Liv, when you do this, if you're 214 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,320 going to pee on them, just wear a skirt. 215 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,600 You know, you can pull your panties aside, make it easy. 216 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:05,360 But she wore these shorts and I was like, oh, OK, well. 217 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,600 It was my leather skirt that had shorts. 218 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,360 You can't pull into the side where you can't. 219 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,720 You can't, but you have the cute little bikinis that matched. 220 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,880 I know. The top you looked adorable. 221 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,960 It's very festive, you know, red sequins. 222 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,560 I'm like. Burgundy underwear. 223 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,400 I looked like I did it on purpose even. 224 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,400 I didn't even know I wore underwear. 225 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,480 You just show up. She fucking shows up. 226 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,160 She does it phenomenally well. So anyway, so to give the 227 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,920 audience some perspective, so we go outside, we're sitting by the 228 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,960 pool in some form and it's starting to just rain and it's 229 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,280 50° out. It's fucking cold. 230 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:50,880 He's whining like a bitch. I'm like, you knew it was cold 231 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,000 when you scheduled this morning. Okay, I told you we. 232 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,960 Schedule on a rainy day, I told you. 233 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,440 Did this lay down? You know what I mean? 234 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,080 And lives like lay down. I said. 235 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,560 Look, I'll get you a blanket. We had a blanket outside. 236 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,440 We covered the plants when it's cold. 237 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,000 I said, well, this is now officially the shit blanket. 238 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,400 Here you go. So he lays down and I was like, 239 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,240 you know, we're both in heels. I'm trying to straddle him after 240 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,200 Liv goes to do this. And I was like, yeah, I'm not 241 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,880 going to have any problems doing this. 242 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,080 I never have any problems doing it. 243 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,520 I don't care. I really do not. 244 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,680 I don't know how it's in my mind, but I think I really like 245 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,040 shitting on people. I think it's so fucking fun 246 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,680 because I'm thinking you piece of shit, you're fucking doing 247 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,000 it. Yes, you know, but I said to 248 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,760 him. I was looking between your legs 249 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,120 trying to see like, did she do it yet? 250 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,640 Yeah. And you know, I'm going to say 251 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:42,280 it was not a log, OK? And it was just popping down. 252 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:48,880 Well, I, I told the guy before, I'm like, look, I do not eat 253 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,080 starches. I do not eat carbs. 254 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,800 I'm on a carnivore diet. So my diet is red meat, butter, 255 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,200 hard cheeses. That's what I fucking eat. 256 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,920 I said. So it doesn't come out in logs. 257 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,760 I'm not constipated. It's going to come out like 258 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,800 pudding. Yeah. 259 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,840 And Matthew is dying. You're you're holding this shit 260 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,160 bag. Don't fucking hold back. 261 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,160 So first I pee on him. I'm like, yeah, I have no 262 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:13,960 problem. Ping, I said. 263 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,920 I drank fucking 5 bottles of water. 264 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,000 Before you do that, as soon as it hit, the pee hit his face. 265 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,320 He's like, yeah, can I catch it on Jesus? 266 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,920 Yes, and it was. Like a grass. 267 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,320 And when he looked at me before I started doing this, he was 268 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,200 like biting his lower lip like. This was seduction. 269 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,600 For him. Right for you actually did y'all 270 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,600 business. I ran around the other side of 271 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,760 you and I squirted Lube on his Dick and ran away. 272 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:41,360 Yes, so now I'm like standing in front of the chair. 273 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,040 He's laying on the ground. Liv is standing behind the 274 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,480 chair, looking. Up at your booty hill. 275 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:51,120 He's touching his Dick, yes. And so I'm like, OK, I said Are 276 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,840 you ready? And now he's drowned with piss 277 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,680 at this point and he's shaking his head yes. 278 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,720 Your pee was pretty strong too. I thought maybe, you know, he 279 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,160 didn't want it. He wouldn't have wanted it. 280 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,560 It was a fucking floodgate of 5 bottles of water that I was 281 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:09,200 holding. 5 fucking bottles. OK anyway, because he was like, 282 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,200 oh, I'm on the carnivore diet too. 283 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,280 We're going to be carnivore buddies and. 284 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,200 Carnivore buddies. That's what I told them. 285 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,080 That's horrible. I did and then. 286 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,520 We slapped hands. It was great. 287 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,240 Do you remember this? That was in the beginning. 288 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,320 It was fucking hilarious. OK, so Needless to say, finally 289 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,720 he said, yeah, he's ready and lives like he's ready. 290 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,520 I said, Liv, Are you sure you're going to watch it? 291 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,480 She's like, oh, yeah, I'm kind of curious about it. 292 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,920 OK, this is the girl who can't stand my burps because they 293 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,800 smell like fucking beef Turkey. You do it in the car though, I. 294 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,600 Do it in the car. But you know what? 295 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,280 Give me hot box of meat. We don't beef jerky burps. 296 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,320 But here we are outside and with the weather and the everything 297 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:03,320 being cold and still, there's no breeze and it's so fucking cold 298 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,920 that the air is so still that when I start plopping down some 299 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:11,200 pudding. Into his fucking mouth. 300 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,840 It wasn't on his face. It was on his chest. 301 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,120 It was in his fucking mouth. His mouth, and then it just kind 302 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,160 of slid down his throat and on his chest. 303 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,040 Yeah. And. 304 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,200 As soon as I saw it, I started. I tried to run but literally. 305 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,000 I wasn't running. I knew I was getting paid extra 306 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,800 for this shit, but I was like, I'm leaving, you know, I'm like, 307 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,280 but it started to smell. So I didn't want to run through 308 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,040 the smell. But I didn't want to run out the 309 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,120 gate because I knew I had a sub out there waiting for his turn 310 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,720 for the mess. So I didn't want to run out 311 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,360 there and just underwear. Yes. 312 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,960 And so I was like, oh, you're trying. 313 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,680 She's like, did she? I was trying. 314 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,600 I was trying not to gag because I didn't want to ruin his 315 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,080 fantasy. Yes. 316 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,400 Then you know, I finally get to make it past y'all and you, 317 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,080 you're ready to get up and go. You're showing where the most 318 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:58,880 was. Yeah. 319 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,720 Fuck no, that almost gagged and ran inside. 320 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,320 Yeah, I said to, I said to you, I said, well, do you want to 321 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,840 help him anymore? And you're like, no, I'm not 322 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,560 going out there because I looked at him and I said, hey, I told 323 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,040 you I don't want to leave you. I'm sorry, but I got to go. 324 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,000 I'm gonna go shower like I told him. 325 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I'm gonna go shower and then I'll see you back in the 326 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,360 dungeon. So I leave. 327 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,040 Liv goes into the dungeon. She brings him a towel. 328 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,040 Ultimately, after I gagged a little bit in there, I let it 329 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:30,080 all out. Then I go back out there and I 330 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:34,800 see the the mess that he had created standing there with his 331 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,880 hose and I'm like, oh God, oh, he was like a zombie, you know, 332 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:45,960 that has all that stuff. I was like, here you go. 333 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,760 You know what, you're back. I was like, I don't want you to 334 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,840 get it wet because it's raining and wait till you come back. 335 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,680 Inside Why, You know, it's so funny. 336 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:02,600 So here it was raining all that day and then all that night the 337 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,200 next day. I'm thinking the rain is going 338 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,520 to dilute the shit. Oh, that's all the. 339 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,839 Equipment. Yeah, the big old pudding mess 340 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,640 out there. The pudding mess was still 341 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,160 there. You. 342 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,280 Can tell it got rained on, yes. I thought somebody stepped on 343 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,760 it, but thank God it didn't. Look like a clump thing of 344 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,359 leaves. Ultimately, yeah. 345 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,440 Like rod leaves like. Rod leaves. 346 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,560 We ended up having their session the next day. 347 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:28,319 On the way out she goes. That's where she pooped. 348 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,400 I said good to know. Thanks, I appreciate it. 349 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,400 You know what's really fucking funny? 350 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,480 The next day someone stepped in it after I told them, hey, it's 351 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,600 out there. And I was like, do you know? 352 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:47,320 I was like, I tell you it's there. 353 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,360 I tell you he steps in it. I said, I tell you it's there. 354 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,840 I tell you where is not to step in it and what do you do? 355 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,840 Just stepped in it he. Stepped in it, He's like, yeah. 356 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,640 And the dogs were kind of curious about it, too. 357 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,480 And it was. You don't have dogs big enough 358 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,760 to make that mess. Yeah, but they were like, what 359 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,400 is that? Is that smells like mom? 360 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,920 No. But whenever he came back in 361 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,000 because you were in the shower talking about shit boy, yes, he 362 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,920 come back in. He looked OK. 363 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,320 He didn't smell. If I, if I had to smell even a 364 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,000 little bit, yes, I would have gagged. 365 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,360 I was so like, I was so weak. It didn't matter if I saw a 366 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,160 little shit in his teeth. They've been over. 367 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:36,760 You know, I don't know what I can handle now, but bitch, I got 368 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,320 you. Sit down, Sit down. 369 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,160 Like, OK. And then? 370 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,960 Like we're all good friends, it's no big deal. 371 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,480 And then I. Got you. 372 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,920 What? And yeah, he tells you he's like 373 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920 it. He didn't like it. 374 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,000 I was. Like we just dislike it enough. 375 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,720 Yeah, you should have been throwing up. 376 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,680 We called bullshit because he was fucking hard the whole time. 377 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,600 Yeah. And you wouldn't be able to get 378 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,480 off afterwards. No, and you got. 379 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,720 You and then I didn't like it, no. 380 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,600 No. Fucking way. 381 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,640 So and then he's like, yeah, well, I just wanted that off my 382 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,880 bucket list. It's like bitch you that's. 383 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 A big ass bucket. List. 384 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,880 Thank you. Thank you. 385 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,640 I got a bucket list and that's not one of that is not. 1. 386 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,640 But hey, I get it, people like stuff like that. 387 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,280 I don't get it but OK. You're not going to yuck their 388 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,560 Yum. That's. 389 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,160 Cool, you know I'm not going to Yum. 390 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:32,720 Their yuck lapping up either. So when I came back in, I did 391 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,520 the same thing. I sat down next to him. 392 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,800 You know I'm rubbing his chest and you know he tried to play it 393 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,920 off like he was Mr. Big Bad Boy. He's. 394 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,400 Like he took this that whales could take. 395 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,160 Yeah, like he's all dominant and that's how he acted. 396 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,040 But then when I sat down next to him, he was like a little 397 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,400 fucking puppy, wanted to nuzzle up to me, and then he wanted to 398 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,720 kiss me. With his tight breath, as soon 399 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,440 as he did that grass, I was like. 400 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,680 Oh, and I was like, that happened. 401 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,920 Oh no, honey child, Mia, don't kiss in the dungeon. 402 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,240 I'm talking about how you were going to react to him trying. 403 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,120 Oh. Well, I'm thinking like he's 404 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,400 breathing stank on you. He yeah, like. 405 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,600 Well, how are you going to react? 406 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,400 Yeah, but you're like, you're like, you like, patted his cheek 407 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,880 and kissed his forehead. Yeah, like, you're gay. 408 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,560 You can put your head down and you don't have to breathe my own 409 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:26,240 shit right here in my face. Like, yeah, I I don't want to be 410 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,000 like, I'm in the bathroom right now. 411 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,520 No, I don't want to smell my own shit. 412 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,360 And yeah, so Needless to say, like you said, I was patting his 413 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,040 head and he kept going in like he was like, well, several 414 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:35,600 times. Yeah. 415 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,280 Yeah, several. Times so he I thought you just 416 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,040 want to yes. I was like. 417 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,840 Bitch say look, I'm not into that. 418 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,480 You might be into that, you know. 419 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,240 Not me though. And I'm cool with it. 420 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,280 You know, you, you were a champ. You took it. 421 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,200 Took it, but yeah, and you wanted it, but. 422 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,960 And then you say you didn't want to, but yet that big old Dick 423 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,560 was like flopping hard the whole fucking time. 424 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't. But point of it is, it was the 425 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,720 simple fact that he was erect the entire fucking he was. 426 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,600 He was jacking his Dick when he shit in his mouth, yes. 427 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,280 And so after all that, then he was still so excited. 428 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,480 I said, you know what? OK, I'm just going to sit on 429 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,360 your face. This is this is how the session 430 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,440 is going to end. This is what you want. 431 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,600 He's like, this is what I've wanted. 432 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,440 I'm like, then you should have fucking said that. 433 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,120 You know, we, we could have, you know, not have done this. 434 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,400 Shit, I know he wanted to do this shit. 435 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,760 He wanted to do this shit outside, but then he's like, 436 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,320 yeah, I would. I want your ass in my face, you 437 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:29,760 know? OK. 438 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:33,680 Whatever point of it is, was it interesting? 439 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,280 It was very interesting. Yeah. 440 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,520 You know, you were worried about me seeing you different. 441 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,320 I don't. I just see that guy different. 442 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,120 But not that I saw him any sort of way before because I didn't 443 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,960 know him. Yeah. 444 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,200 But I was like, we're trying to wrap my head around this is a 445 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,760 normal person. OK? 446 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,800 Like, that's just out in the world that this. 447 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,520 We just did this, too. Yeah. 448 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,240 And he liked it. Yes, my thing of it is I think 449 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,120 what you're saying is what I'm thinking. 450 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,720 And that is afterwards concept of how he acted. 451 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,360 Yeah, he was, Yeah, he was acting arrogant. 452 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,720 Like, oh, like, oh, he's like, trust me, He's like, I'm not 453 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,320 going to be one of your regulars. 454 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,560 And I'm like, yeah, well, you know what? 455 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,720 I beg to differ because they ain't nobody, no bitch is going 456 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,920 to do what you wanted that done today. 457 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,480 And it's hard to ask, even if you thank. 458 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,840 You thank you, yes. And you know, that's the 459 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,840 problem. I, I mean, I have, I have 460 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,480 nothing but respect for these guys. 461 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,040 I really do. I really, I like that guy a lot. 462 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,160 I like. Yeah, he's a good guy. 463 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,800 He's. Attractive, he's nice looking, 464 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,880 all these things. I don't care if he wants to eat 465 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,120 shit. I don't care if he wants to eat 466 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,920 my shit. But you know, it's just like AJ 467 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,440 for example. AJ, he's a nice guy. 468 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,200 He is very complimentary. He texts me back and forth. 469 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,600 He moves stuff. Forward. 470 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,760 They're always really put together. 471 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,800 They. Are and they're. 472 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,200 Cool smell good, their teeth aren't gross. 473 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,760 I just want to think shit eater. I think like a scary hobo with 474 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,720 like long greasy, dreaded hair, which that's kind of two 475 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,720 different things. You know what I mean? 476 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,080 Just nasty teeth don't brush. Their teeth smell like mold and 477 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,880 then come in and 80s got beautiful teeth. 478 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,960 I was like, I ain't no way. Yeah, the shit keeps him shiny. 479 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,320 Apparently it's that grid in there. 480 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,520 Yeah, a little extra grid. But you know, as far as AJ goes 481 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,480 too, when he came in he said perfect, no issues, no hygienic 482 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,920 issues. This guy perfect, smelled great, 483 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,400 boom, sexy as fuck I think. He's sexy as fuck I think. 484 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,000 You like the younger one I. Do damn I do so sorry. 485 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,200 But. He was almost 30. 486 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,640 I mean, OK, big deal. It's not like he was 19, but you 487 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,560 know, I'll go for a 19 year old whatever anyway. 488 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:52,600 But I will say he's legal. He's legal, Matthew, but you 489 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,520 know, we had this one guy and he had been coming to see Bri and I 490 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,720 for years, but he was from a very, you know, wealthy well to 491 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,480 do family, but he would come in and he would always smell like 492 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,800 body odor. Great looking guy, looked like a 493 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,000 surfer. But again, he had on this nice 494 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,800 fucking outfits and everything else, but he, you could smell 495 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,320 fucking Bo. You could just imagine shit 496 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,720 under his fingers because he wants to eat shit because he'd 497 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,640 even said. That is a shit eater that 498 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,800 stomped, yes. Oh, that was one. 499 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,440 That was the one exception because he would just say, yeah, 500 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,600 sometimes, you know, I lick my own fingers after I wipe my ass. 501 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,240 Why do you get your fingers touching your ass? 502 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,080 Because he wanted to feel his shit and taste his shit. 503 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,480 Because he wanted it. I know you're looking at me like 504 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,360 no. You know what this reminds me 505 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,440 and I don't know if I should bring this up, but I'm going to 506 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,520 bring it up. Cousin of mine, yes. 507 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,400 When he was younger and he would be getting in trouble, like he'd 508 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,440 get in lectured by my 'cause he had to come stay at my mom's 509 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,760 just 'cause he was being rough at his momma's house. 510 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,160 So my mom says I got this, You know, she's always been the one 511 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,480 that's been, like, little boot camp. 512 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,400 Yeah, but when he'd be doing lectures, he'd have his hand on 513 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,240 the back of his pants just digging in his ass. 514 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,160 Yeah. And then he would smell and lick 515 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,200 his fingers. Now I'm thinking, Oh my God, I 516 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,920 know an actual shit eater. Yeah, but he would do it, like, 517 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,000 right in front of everybody in the middle of the lecture. 518 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,760 Like what? Why the fuck What did you just 519 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,520 do? Why did you? 520 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,160 Do that right now. What the fuck? 521 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,040 Surprise surprise, but OK, so now you know your cousin is a 522 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,640 shit. Eater, I could see that, yeah, 523 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,400 but he's kind of grand. Like he's what you would think, 524 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,920 what I would think, Yeah, a shit eater would look like. 525 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,280 Well, and I was also thinking, people who listen to the 526 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,800 podcast, that guy listened to every shit episode because every 527 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,400 time I started to talk about an episode about shit, he's like, 528 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,040 Oh yeah, I heard that. No, no, no, no, no. 529 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,520 But I've heard other guys that have come in and there was that 530 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,720 he's the one short guy, he's kind of heavy set and he's in 531 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,120 the strap on play and he's like, yeah, I always make sure that I 532 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,120 do an enema because I always hear about you and Madam Live 533 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,680 talk about people, you know, not taking care of that. 534 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,640 So I don't want to embarrass myself, you know. 535 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,960 So maybe he took that extra. Even if it happens in the 536 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,880 dungeon, I try really hard not to embarrass them. 537 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,600 Yeah, Like, I don't purposely do all that. 538 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,320 Like, to me, I'm like, it's not their fault. 539 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,360 Now I feel they like the humiliation of it, or I'm mad at 540 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,160 them for some reason. I'll say that they're disgusting 541 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,880 out there on the floor. Yeah, But normally I don't say 542 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,040 anything. I just say, all right, we're 543 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:08,800 done. Yeah. 544 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,320 Or we had a little accident. We're done. 545 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,600 Yeah, exactly, I say. I hit gold. 546 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,120 We're done. I can't say it like that, but 547 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,520 you know, like I just try hard not to embarrass them. 548 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah. But yeah, it is something that 549 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,520 is not enjoyable for our side, but you know it. 550 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,000 Happens. It happens like it happens. 551 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,760 More often than you think, even though you do an enema, 552 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,360 sometimes it does. And you don't need to be like, 553 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,600 oh, I did it though. But if you do it an hour before 554 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,040 you come here and don't have nothing, I'm saying because 555 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,280 people are like, oh, I did it this morning, that's too long 556 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,520 ago. Do it an hour before. 557 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,200 Yeah, especially if they've eaten. 558 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,280 They don't realize some foods. Oh, I've already. 559 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,440 I haven't eaten and I did this morning, no. 560 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,840 It doesn't work. It doesn't work. 561 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,800 Like, yeah, some foods stay in your system, you know, days. 562 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,600 Because some things take a little bit longer to. 563 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,720 Digest Exactly. There was one other thing, oh, 564 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,960 the other thing about this guy, which was funny, is because he 565 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,240 really couldn't vocalize about what he truly wanted. 566 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,520 I know that there was more that he wanted, but he kept thinking 567 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,240 he was a unique case. Like they all think they. 568 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,920 All think that. They all think that you've. 569 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,160 Never had one like me or oh, you know, he said. 570 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,520 He was a little bit more vanilla than most of our clients. 571 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,080 That's what he told us. Yeah, No, the fuck you're not. 572 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,880 Yeah, no, no, this is not vanilla and it's actually. 573 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,840 Chocolate. Pudding. 574 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,480 You know, she wears a lot of things for me, but don't roll a 575 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,160 pudding for me. She likes pudding, don't worry. 576 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,000 I will not. I will not this. 577 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,320 Is he likes pudding? But you know those Ferrero or 578 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,160 Cherish? Yeah. 579 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,960 OK, the what? The fuck are? 580 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,600 You saying? They're Ferrera brochures, 581 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,000 chocolates. They're wrapped in coconut. 582 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,040 They're chocolate. They're not coconut, it's 583 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,200 peanuts. Peanuts. 584 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,120 They have a hazelnut in it, and they have. 585 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,240 A hazelnut. That's right. 586 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,680 Very good. I made you try one other day. 587 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,440 Well, I ate one and he started talking about the shit and I was 588 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,520 like no, it's lumpy in my mouth. I. 589 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,880 Don't want to eat? No, she's so much. 590 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,280 She's like you better shut up about it. 591 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,360 Like these. These are my favorite. 592 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,360 Yeah, it's all lumpy in my mouth. 593 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,360 Yeah, can't those. Are my daddy's favorite. 594 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,960 He actually wanted to be buried with a box of Ferreira Share. 595 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,880 Wow. Say 1. 596 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,200 More time dedicated. Say it 1. 597 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:29,640 More time Ferrer. That's too funny. 598 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,680 All right. Wow, OK. 599 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,840 Well, I think we we need to call this. 600 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:41,840 Call this quits, no more ships. All right, so Matthew, you can 601 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,960 close this out. Until then, this has been the 602 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,400 latest episode of Call Me Mistress.