Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and you know the Barbie. Hi.
All right, so Barbie, I know you've had one hell of a week.
Yeah, I've been really busy. You have been busy.
Mia's been trying to get me to come over for like 2 days in a
row and then I'm like hey sorry. Yeah, we came up, yeah.
But you know, it's been fucking hot.
We all got shit to do. I know I feel like I've been
busy just doing things and when I got home I was like, I feel
like I haven't been home in like a week and I'm like there's so
many chores to catch up on. God.
What? I'm yawning.
I'm. So I thought you were laughing
at me. I was like, you're laughing that
my house is in disarray. No thanks, Mia.
I totally get that. Totally.
I had to wash my dogs and dribble their nails and I
thought that they were going to Take Me Out.
I thought I was going to die. I.
Don't know how you do those big ass dogs by yourself.
Well, my smaller dog, she's very polite.
She just sits there and acts like, you know, the in the arms
of she just pretends she's in one of those commercials.
So she sits there like with her head down and she just lets me
do it. The other one, he's still a
puppy and he is like insane, literally like back flipping.
And I, we tried to cut his nails and I was like, no, I'm going to
sedate him and ship off to the vet to do this.
I was like, I can't fight this man.
And I used to do this like for a living and I didn't Dremel him,
not even cut him. I was trying to Dremel him and
oh, you would have thought I had a knife to his throat.
But wow. For reference, he's like an 80
LB puppy so. I was gonna say he's a big ass
dog. Like nine months old now, but.
Jesus. OK, so today I thought it'd be
fun to go through. Fetishes.
I think that'd be fun too. You know, a lot of people don't
really know all these fetishes. Yeah, I'm one of them.
I was gonna, I was gonna say you're a Barbie.
Fetish. I saw another girl in Fetlife
that's local and she goes by Barbie too and I thought that
was cute. Bitch, no, I didn't say that I
thought it was cute. In the boards of Tupac.
Fuck that bitch. That bitch.
It is funny though 'cause like Barbies, all are named Barbie,
so you know there can be more than one Barbie.
Alright. I think it was like Daddy and
Barbie. I think they they're hosting a
party around here. I.
Was gonna say they are. Yeah.
Yeah, she's attractive. Girl, they seem nice.
Yeah, I was considering going, but it was a sex party, not a
BDSM party. Notice that I don't.
I don't really do those. Yeah, I know.
I'd go if I had like a partner, but you don't really want to be
a stag woman at a sex party. I thought about that too.
I thought about that. Protected.
Though like they they have to vet you and you have to bring
like an STI. No, that's a different party.
I was thinking about. I saw a party on Fet today and I
was really impressed with like their little requirements and
they were like if you want to fuck you have to bring a recent
STI test. And I was like pretty
interesting but I think theirs was a straight up orgy and had
no like kink involved though. Yeah, probably so.
It No, it was, that's what it said.
But I was like, I've never seen that before.
I'm pretty smart. Like if you're trying to
protect, if it's only sex going on, then yeah, that's pretty
cool. Yeah.
But I think you should get tested pretty often anyways.
Yeah, I would think so, if you're having.
Casual sex with like people you don't really know you should be
getting tested quite regularly. All right, so let's just jump
into this. OK?
You know, we can go anal cream pie or we can go to ass licking,
but either way involves the ass and licking.
Right, ass licking. So is that different?
Like is that just like ass eating?
I would assume so, yeah. Yeah, because when they say ass
licking, I'm not imagining the whole.
I'm imagining like licking the cheek and I'm like that's OK,
that's cool. Yeah, I was going to say, have
you licked the asshole before? No.
OK, yeah, you come too much of A press.
Yeah, I was going to say, you can't put your nose up to that.
No, I like pegging guys. I just, I don't know, just
haven't. I haven't given a rim job
before. I've gotten close.
But like, sniffer ended up happening.
You know, sometimes these things happen organically.
Sometimes, you know, you directly go in for it.
But that's true. Yeah.
I have to really know a guy. All right.
All right, so bald girls is B. Bald.
Girls, yes. Do you have the same list?
Because I think it like. Refreshes because mine's
different now. My first one's abduction play.
Yeah, see, that's more fun. Let's talk about abduction I.
Feel like I feel like abduction play is probably fun.
You know, I've done it before. I feel like, I think I just like
playing games like manhunt and hide and seek, that I'm just
like, yeah, abduction sounds fun.
I don't even think it's kinky for me.
I'm like, I just want to play kidnapping.
You know how many times you're going to get requests?
If I did that, I would, there would be a, a long series of
like waivers for me because I feel like I feel like we're kind
of more chill about it for the like the more stereotypical
things, but I feel like if somebody wanted something that
extreme, I'm like, no, I don't care if you want to be discreet
or not. You have to sign this NDA.
Like people want extreme shit they do.
It's kind of freaky sometimes. It does like not concern me, but
it is shocking sometimes when people want the most extreme
thing, but they want to be ultra discreet.
And I'm like, I legally need to protect myself.
Please sign this wafer. I promise I'm not going to post
it on Facebook. So people know you want you like
getting beat on the ass, you know?
Right. So yeah, you know, this is what
I really like about fat is that they go and let you see all of
these fetishes and every time you refresh, they pull up more.
Yeah, so, OK, so let's go to bald girls.
Bald girls. And if you click, I'll just.
Follow whatever you mention, I'll just start talking about
it. No, no, no, no.
It's OK because you can go back and you look at your list too.
I don't have bald girls. It's OK, I don't have bald girls
anymore. I just refreshed it.
Now I have. Ball stretching.
Yes. Ball stretching.
Oh, see, you see what I'm
saying? OK.
Have you done ball stretching before?
No. See, we can take turns with I.
Don't like stretching my balls? I like leaving them how they
are. I would think so.
I got BBW over here. Big balls waited.
My big balls are waiting. That is not a BBW stand.
I used to think BBW stand did for big black women.
So when people would call me a BBW, I was like, I'm not black.
I didn't know. It meant like big beautiful
woman 'cause I think on Pornhub I had only ever seen BBW for
some reason. And this one was younger, used
in videos that had black women in it, like like fat black
women. And I was like, I'm not black
guys, you can't call me back. Oh.
My God. Wow, you're so naive and so
cute. They also didn't know there was
like I didn't know what SSBBW meant.
Oh my, what are we, a boat? It says BBW.
That's what I named my yacht when I you realize.
It's super size. Now right it is.
OK. OK.
Just to clarify. OK, so what's on your list?
That's interesting. These are normal big tits, Duh.
Everyone likes big tits. OK.
Brushed worship. How about this I I got ballet
boots with the shoes. Have you seen the ballet shoes
that we have and the dungeon? That are like their heels that
are straight up and down. Yes, I have seen those before
and I've considered, but I know you cannot walk in them.
Not at all. Yeah, 'cause I was like, those
would be really cute, 'cause I like big heels.
But then I was like, I have a feeling that those would just be
for a photo shoot. And then I'm like, do I want to
spend $150 on photo shoot shoes? OK, well I've got an open toed
pair of shoes boots for you. Oh.
Nice. Yeah.
I thought you'd like.
I have CF and M and I don't know what that means.
Closed. Clothed.
Female naked male. OK, I fuck with that.
We do that all the time. Cock slapping?
Yeah, fuck with that. Yes, we do that all the time.
I've got cheerleading uniforms. Okay.
Yeah, Charles has got one I like.
That I like, you know, cheerleading a.
Lot of submissives wear the cheerleading uniform.
They're cute. They're cute.
Let me tell you a real quick story.
So I had this guy come in one night and he goes to College in
Alabama. And so I kind of ragged on him,
you know, I'm like, oh, Alabama fan, blah, blah, blah.
You know? You know how people take their
fucking Alabama serious, you know?
Yeah, I've never like been into sports and neither was my dad,
so I never understood it, but I did watch.
So far, they love Super Bowl parties.
OK, yeah, I think that's cool. But I'm like you, I've never
followed sports. Fuck that.
But I think it was funny because when he came in, I said, well,
clearly you don't play football. And he's like, no, you know, I
play baseball sometimes. And I was like, bitch, you need
to be a fucking cheerleader. And he's like, well I do have a
KED fetish and a KED KED. Girl, I thought you said
something else. I was.
No, that's the jail fetish. No, the shoe fetish.
There, Barbie, I sat up so quickly, I was like a what?
I'm dialing. I'm dialing 911.
So anyway, so he brought me in a pair of kids to wear.
Oh, I hear it now. I forgot kids were shoes.
Yes, kids were shoes and they, you know, they were popular late
80s. Sneaker.
Yeah, the typical. Like white sneaker, but they
have different, different colors.
Anyway, he got me a pair of kids and I was like, you are so
fucking gay. And he's like, no, mistress,
I've had a girlfriend. I'm like, you want to be a
fucking cheerleader and suck that Dick, don't you?
And he's like, I don't, I don't know about that.
I'm like, yeah, you and me play with your pussy hole.
And he's like, maybe I am gay. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You know. So the next time he came back,
he came back the following summer once he was out of
school. And he was like, Mistress, you
were so right. You opened my eyes to
everything. Sweet though, yeah, it was.
Sweet, so now these people. Need a little.
I had a friend like that and at the time she was a he and she
was like super like religious and like, super, well, just
nothing wrong with that. Sure, she was super religious
and she was super like, I, I'm a, I'm straight, I'm a boy.
And 'cause she's, you know, a biological male.
And we were talking and she went out with me and one of my
friends and she was like, I just loved hanging out with you guys.
Like, I just feel like I'm one of the girls.
Like I just felt so accepted by you guys.
And I just kind of peeped it and I was like, interesting.
I'm gonna save that for later 'cause I feel like this is gonna
come back up. And then we ended up going to
the mall one day and on the way home, I was driving her back and
she's like, you know, I've been wearing skirts.
I don't know, it just kind of feels right.
Feel like I should experiment with my style more.
And then I just kind of, when I parked the car at her house, I
just looked at her, said maybe we should explore more things in
our fashion. Because I think some of the
things you've told me are a little, I think you might have
some soul searching to do. I didn't see her for like a
year. The next time I saw her at a
punk show, fully transitioned in the time since I've seen her new
name and she comes up to me and she's like, I want to let you
know you were not only absolutely right, but you were
the catalyst that helped me change my life.
And I was like, oh, 'cause she lived out in Chamacla.
So like everyone. And I went to her church once to
be nice. And they were like homophobic,
like really badly. And so she had like, some
really, like, mean friends that like, for some reason they
wanted to be my friend. Yeah, but they were like, really
religious. But it was like that kind of
religious where they're still gonna be really weird like with
you, but they're gonna like, they wanna be like super like
cussy and sexual. But then they also only preached
you at the Bible. And I was like, oh, I don't, I
don't fuck with that. You're can't.
We don't play both ways. No, but it was fun that she got
out of that and now she's living her best life.
So for her, she had head start, though.
She was like a metal head. So she already had hair down to
her waist before she transitioned.
I said look at you. You're already ahead of the
curve. You're already halfway there.
You already have your long hair. Exactly.
You know, some of these cross dressers don't even realize it,
but you know, when they're starting to want to have the
nicest shoes and the long hair acrylics, Yeah.
And you know, you never want to say anything because I feel like
it scares them. But I, I have met some like guys
who are like in a cross dressing.
And I never say it because I don't want to be disrespectful.
But sometimes I'm like, if you were more accepting of yourself,
you could probably be living a very different life and probably
be very happy. Yeah.
Because the things they'll say, they're like, I just love the
freedom of being a woman. And I'm like, maybe just maybe
this is more than a kink for you.
Yeah. But you know, you still want to
be that place where people can express themselves because
that's what a lot of, like, BDSM is.
It's expression and, you know, stuff like that.
People don't think of it like that, but it is.
You're expressing desires and it is things like that.
And, you know, I think the saddest part for a lot of trans
people is, you know, dating, you know, finding, finding someone
to connect on all levels without it being sexual sexualized or as
a. Kink, especially if you're a gay
trans person where you like, you know, you still like the, you
know, the same sex afterwards. Like, I know a lot of trans girl
lesbians have issues finding other lesbians to be with
because a lot of lesbians don't really like Dick.
And so when you're a trans girl and you only like girls, yeah,
you kind of have to try to find a girl who's down for about.
And there's more girls now. I feel like nowadays everyone's
a bit more flexible with like the genital thing.
Yeah, they need to be but some. People aren't, you know, a lot
of I've, I've met plenty of lesbians that would have trans
girlfriends and they're like, yeah, I don't care what they
have. And I'm like, yeah, I like that
a lot. Or like gay guys who would date
trans men with vaginas. Like, I feel like that's just
how the world should be, you know?
Agreed. Flexible the world is, the
easier it'll get. Oh God, yeah.
So I don't know what this is, but it's not Korean, it's Gorian
slave positions. Oh OK so Gorian is is old school
BDSM so. I'm going to look at the
pictures. Yeah, if you go to Gorian, that
is. That's like their traditional
theme, the traditional concept, and you'll meet a lot of people
that are old school. They're definitely into the
Gorian lifestyle. Oh, I see something that always
intrigued me, human furniture, that we haven't had anyone do
that at the parties that I've seen in a minute.
Oh no, it's so fun. I, I read a story once about
this guy in this. He was talking about how he went
to a sex party and it was like in a club or something.
And he said he walked in and he like, they're like, OK, mind the
rug. And the rug was like weird and
lumpy. And apparently he looked back
and there's this guy. His name's Rugged Guy and they
put him in the carpet and because he wants to be a rug and
so everyone who came into the club stepped on him, which then
people in the comments were arguing if that's like
consensual or not, but like, it's a rug.
It's a. Rug just made the.
Choice. Yeah, no, they're saying if it
if they consented 2 step on somebody for their pleasure.
But I'm like his Dick's not out. He's rolled up in a rug.
Let him. Have it right, He wanted it.
But I'm like, that's commitment. I've seen on that life like the
human ottomans where they like like you put your feet up.
I did see a ball gag the other day that was kind of like a
small chodi Dick that goes in the mouth, but then the mouth on
the outside was an ashtray. I've.
Seen those? That's very cool.
Oh our smoker texted me yesterday he said he wants 4
mistresses. I was like.
Yeah, you. Got to pay us more, baby.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
He's. I like him.
He's a good client. I know, right?
I told him I said it's going to be.
There's definitely more of us who could do it.
Yeah. You know, you meet Abby Madonna,
maybe. Yeah.
If they're free, yeah. Whoever.
Yeah, he's like, I hope you're free in a few weeks.
I'm like, I don't even know if I'm free tomorrow.
I was like please. Yeah, you were like his ideal
girl. He loves the whole goth concept.
I'm glad, right? I'm put on this earth to protect
and serve. All right, so how about
dollification, since you're talking about furniture?
That, but I think I like playing dress up.
OK, Dolph in the way I think dollifications like when you
completely like. Look like a doll.
Like a doll. Wait, no, I thought that was a
part of oh, I got it confused with sissification.
Oh, yeah, no, wait, no dollifications.
Like kind of in the bimbo realm, right, where they get a ton of
that. OK, I got confused where they
get a ton of surgery. You know, I think that comes
from the term calling trans women dolls.
And I think some trans women used to do that big busty thing.
So I think that's kind of where it came from, but I might be
wrong on. That Well, there's one woman we
interviewed a couple years ago, she's in Manchester and she's a
doll. And but it was the concept.
She would act like a doll, be motionless, but still dress and
look like she was an actual sex doll.
Oh yeah. Without.
Surgery doll. Yeah, 'cause I've only ever seen
the dollification that goes into like the bimboification where
the girls have like the triple F tits and the big blown out lips
where they do look like a sex doll.
But they do. But they did the modifications
to get there. They do.
I think dollification's cool. It kind of goes into C&C,
doesn't it? Like free use, Definitely.
Yeah, definitely. I saw one of our swingers
updated their thing to like free use for use.
Isn't that awesome? Yeah, I was like, she she was
cool, cool as fuck. You didn't.
Have to show me which one that was.
That's so cool. It was the couple that just did
the gangbang. That's.
Cool. Oh fuck yeah.
God, I love that I read it. I forgot what it was.
They said that they are updating it to like not maybe it was.
I think it said complete for use, but I'm not entirely sure.
So I don't want to claim that. But no, she she's cool as fuck.
I was like, you're a brave woman.
They're awesome. Yeah, they're really into it,
and I think that's so cool. Well, at the next party, I
really can't wait, honestly, to see what they want to do.
Yeah, right. So on mine I have gas masks.
You know Rabbit loves mask. That little whore.
If you're wearing a mask, he's going to blame it.
I mean. Seriously.
Right. I've not been a mask girl.
OK, I don't know. I don't think it.
I think I guess it can make a guy hotter, but then I'm like,
but how's he like? He needs his mouth though.
So Shaman got a new mask and actually complimented him on it
because it was it was freaky and it had but it looked like a
distinguished face, as in, you know, it was very structural.
I don't know if you post it or not, but it's a cool cool.
Picture I haven't seen it. I have right here piercings.
I hate them. Yeah, miss what, 32 or 35?
35 There you go. Actually, maybe 34.
One fell out the other night. I want another one.
Oh my God, I was just out my nieces and she was like her
daughter came over and gave her a hug and she's like, Oh my God,
I think you just ripped out my nipple piercing and I'm like,
oh, that's so gross to tell your daughter.
You nasty or? I I my sibling.
Asked me directly if I had my nipples pierced and I felt like
I couldn't lie. But if it was up to me, I would
have never admitted it, right? I'm like I was doing a photo
shoot the other day and we got into the pool with our like
fetish heels on and like in like our PVC and stuff.
And so when we got out of the pool, I was like, OK, I really
want to shower 'cause like I don't I don't like chlorine
staying in my hair. And so I was brushing my hair
before I was showering and didn't have my clothes on.
I was just in the bathroom and the brush wiped through my hair
and caught my nipple ring and I thought I was going to pass away
and didn't pull it. It just hit it really hard.
And I was like, God, it's just like, I guessed so hard.
Like my friends like, are you OK?
And I was like, oh. My God, that's fucking I'm.
Excited for that photo shoot though.
I think I posted about it on Fed because I almost died in that
pool. I can't wait to see it the.
Photographer was like she was nice but I don't think she knew
how to photograph fat girls like me.
I shouldn't say that plus size women, sorry for that offended
thick girls, But because she took a lot of pictures of my
friends and they're like thin and have like really good
bodies. Yeah.
I don't have a really good body. I just have a different body.
Yeah, but she was taking a lot of pictures of them and she
barely took any pictures of me. And they actually thought when
they were inside changing that she was taking photos of me and
she wasn't. She was just mainly taking
pictures of my face and which is like, fine, but also like, we
were in the pool and it was hot and she wanted us to be in full
corpse paint, which is white paint.
And so I know my makeup was like, busted because I don't
know if you've ever seen a goth in daytime light.
There's a reason we only go outside at night.
Night white makeup looks bad in the sun.
And, you know, photographers are weird.
Like they care more about the photo than they do what's going
on. So when I was done taking
photos, my eyelash is hanging off.
She didn't even tell me. And I was like, what the fuck
are you? And also, I know how she edits
and it's not bad editing. She just edits super warm and
grainy, which makes girls in white face paint look bad
because it makes everything that's not white yellow.
So our teeth look bad. And so when we were texting her,
mind you, she did it for free, but we also modeled for free.
Let's let's do that. And I asked her on behalf of the
other two girls in the shoot, Hey, like when you send us the
copies, can we and also get like some untouched copies just so we
can edit. And she got really pissy with me
about it. Like, well, if we're, if we have
different tastes, like we don't have to work together again,
girl, if you're not willing to work with me, then yeah, we
shouldn't work together again because she's like, well, I'm
trying to build my brand. OK.
Yeah. And you're, you're photographing
3 girls who also have brands as performers.
Yeah, like why don't we get a say?
And then also she's like new to photography and I'm not trying
to talk shit, but I was like, you're being mean to me.
And you also didn't get a lot of videos of me so.
Wow. And then when we got them, she
still edited them pretty heavily and I was like.
Whatever. Like you.
Well, you're gonna love my guy. Yeah, he's coming at the end of
the month for you and I, I. Don't mind them editing, but let
me also have some unedited ones so I'm not forced into using
your editing. And your lighting, well it's
different how yellow she. Edits.
It makes my platinum hair look yellow.
Yeah, and I'm just like. And it looks beautiful right
now. Thank you.
Right now, I'm kidding. No, I mean it looks, you know
what I'm saying I mean. I know I think the photos are
going to come out fine, but like, when I show them to you,
you're going to see what I mean about the editing.
Sorry about the rat. I did a very sexy photo shoot
and it pissed me off. But yeah, it was fun and I
forgot what we were talking about.
Do you? Want to redo some just of
yourself in the our pool? No, the the vibe was because it
was three of us. It was really cool.
No, I don't, I don't care to redo it.
I was just kind of like, girl, we drove an hour out to go do
it. I would do it even with the
three of you. I was like, girl, I'll.
Pay you 50 bucks if I can have a hard drive with all the photos
on them. Yeah.
But I think there's a difference between like, photographers,
like wedding photographers and graduation photographers.
And then those artsy photographers.
Yeah, that's she's an artsy photographer.
So for them, I don't even think she wants photos she hasn't
edited out there, which I'm like, if that's the case, we
probably should have had a discussion beforehand.
Yeah. You know, sorry to rant about
that, but everyone got us on that.
All right, well, we're talking about photography.
I know that, but wow. Prostate.
Milking gas masks is where we had gas masks.
We were talking about that. But yeah, masks in general, and
I love gas masks. They're great for breath play.
Yeah, I used the the one for breath play a lot.
That one's nice. It really is.
I saw on Amazon, I think I sent you the link to the perforated
latex mask. I think that's the word.
I might be wrong, but it has little pin holes around the
eyes, so you can see out of it and breathe out of it, but you
can't really see into it at all. Like, I thought that was really
cool. OK, I saw two that are kind of
similar, predator prey and then pursuit and takedown and
capture. I like those.
You know, that public dungeon did a primal night and I heavily
considered going just because I kind of wanted just to wrestle
my friends, OK? Because I heard their last
primal night, they put down a bunch of mats and I was like, so
you're telling me it's kinky Sky Zone?
OK, All right, so I have human toilet.
How often do we get requests on that?
And I. Think so once every month or
two. Oh my God, yeah.
If not more. I still don't know how I feel
about it. Ask me in like 6 months.
OK, well here. Let's see, Master slave, what do
you think about that? I like that.
I think it's cool. I'm not so much because I am
newer. I'm not used to putting on the
the persona of like master or mistress yet.
So I'm not the best at being super like demanding or like
super talky. And I feel like being like a
master, you kind of have to like command your slave around.
And I'm just like, well, with clients, I, I, I turn it on and
I do it. But like in my personal life,
anytime I've had someone be like, I want to be your slave.
I'm like, but what? I just get really nervous.
I'm like, but what if I ask you to do something and you don't
like it? And they're like, I'll do
whatever you say. And I'm like but but what if you
don't like it? That's true.
And then they're like, no, I just want to do what you want.
And I'm like, why are you making me decide?
Shit, all right, Do you see something interesting on your
list? Sacred sexuality?
What's that? Let.
Me click on it. It's usually it usually pulls up
king kingsters that are actually into that so.
Yeah, it it's a bunch of things that doesn't say anything.
Oh, I have one subspace. What do you feel about that?
You know, everyone experiences it differently.
But you think it's like a real thing I I do.
I, I do I'm, I'm with you on that.
I think that. I do, but with limitations.
I do. I think that as well.
I think that people get in a mindset, a mind zone, and I
think it's just as if we're dominating, for example.
I think we get in the zone a lot of times and it's euphoric for
us because it's fun. I imagined subspace would feel
like how you feel after you get like a deep tissue massage.
Like when you're just very relaxed, your brain kind of
turns off a bit. Yeah, I've seen some extreme
subspaces, though. I have to.
I think a lot of people, they, they've experienced it in a
different way. And God forbid you say anything
to kind of kink shame that idea. But that's all other story.
I am picky about who I play with, just like I'm not even
picky about like what we're going to do.
I'm also picky about what their aftercare looks like because if
when you Dom somebody, their aftercare then kind of becomes
your responsibility. And so like, you know, I think
I've said it before on the podcast, but I have friends I
won't play with just because I know what their aftercare is way
more than I, I'm going to like feel like.
Yeah, OK, let's go back to this. A sacred session.
You'd mention that sacred sexuality.
Sexuality. OK, well, a sacred session is a
space for healing, empowerment, awakening, connection through
interactive experiences. So it's probably it's like the
spiritual side of spiritual. Exactly.
I had a guy once his hard limits.
Hey I. Can't figure out how to add hard
limits to my profile. I can only add things I'm into.
It's very annoying. I don't know if they can do
that, if you can do that anymore on Fed, add your hard limits.
But I had a guy, one of his hard limits was Celtic ceremonies,
OK. And I was like, what does that
mean? And what has happened that that
now has to be? Fuck.
What's gone on, it seemed. Like a Celtic on him was like.
Celtic rituals, that's what it was.
It wasn't ceremonies. Celtic.
His hard limits were anything to do with boys, blood and Celtic
rituals. So I was like, what the fuck am
I going to do with you? That's like my big three.
Oh my God. No, it was just really funny
because I was like, what happened?
What happened where this is a Celtic rich, specifically
Celtic. So like is a Nordic ritual like
on the list? Is voodoo there OK?
I have sex in the kitchen. OK, that is a location you can't
have sex. Add it as.
Add a. Cake.
I thought that's interesting. Have you had sex in the kitchen
before Barbie? No, OK, there's a first time.
That's a food hazard. I have wax play.
I like wax play. You got to love wax play.
I used non safe candles in a performance the other day
because the safe ones didn't look as cool and they didn't
burn me and it was a ton of wax that came out and I was like you
know what I might I'm considering buying them again
and then testing it when my adrenaline's not going because
when you're performing your adrenaline's up.
But I'm considering testing it and if they don't burn I might
use those because the wax came off no problem and it's nice
when I spilt it on myself it like spread out over my whole
arm. Like it wasn't just drips it
went like everywhere. So if someone wants like a ton
of wax like those my people and they're a dollar.
I got a dollar trip. That's what you said.
But I think I might go try it when I'm not, like, hopped up on
adrenaline and see how I feel about it.
I agree. Because the ones you let me
borrow that my dog fucking ate. Sorry about that.
My God. I'll buy you new candles.
Sorry, Charles. Sorry, Charles.
My dog ate your candles. We naming him Gator was an omen.
Yeah. It really was.
But I we were using those candles and they burnt like they
kind of hurt and but I was like, maybe that's the point.
No, it's not supposed to be that.
I think they, the drips weren't like for the show, I needed it
to be super, super dramatic. Yeah, 'cause it was a freak
show. So it's like, oh, it has to look
cool. But yeah, it didn't work.
I have a ball busting. Oh my God, you love ball
busting. Is it like just, is it the same
as like CBT? Yeah, I like, you know, I've
come to like it. Right.
Yeah, you can punch the balls. You can kick it.
I I've been, I've been using my big golf girl platforms to crush
balls like when guys do CBT. Yeah, I sat one of them in the
scat chair for for y'all who can't see us, obviously it's
just like a chair with like the middle of it out and I flip
potty training chairs. Yeah.
So I sat in there and because my foot could swing in between his
legs, I just kicked his nuts and I said, you ever have your nuts
stepped on? He said no, I said you want to
and he said sure. And then I did it.
And they can with that kind of heel man, like you can put I was
put my whole body weight on. They're like.
Do you love it? Oh.
They loved it. I had one guy, I was doing it.
He when he left, he had like purple, like dots all over his
balls. And I'm not that brute, but I
think it was because I had the safety pins on.
Not safety pins, the clothes pins on when I stepped on it.
Yeah, I'm not that brutal. But don't let me do some CBT
now. I'll go crazy.
I'm that guy. That guy was different.
But I can't believe I got the guy who doesn't call red to call
red. That was an accident.
Damn. OK, that was.
That's not even a flex. I actually think I fucked up.
God. OK, if you're going to, if
you're going to go see somebody with a butt plug in your ass,
please let them know if it's a giant fucking round butt plug.
Because if I don't know that, I'm going to pull it out
thinking it's a normal butt. Plug and it was glass and he
didn't tell you. It's it literally did describe
the for what happened. This guy had texted me wanting
to book a session with me and he wanted like intense like CBT and
he didn't even want to have like the negotiation beforehand.
He wanted the the role play from start to end like the second he
walked in. So I didn't get to really go
over it with him. Like I and so he had a butt plug
in. And so when I went to peg him, I
didn't know that his butt plug was probably, I don't know,
bigger than of like like smaller than an apple, bigger than a
golf ball, but it's huge. And it was just a round circle
on a stem. So when I pulled it out, I'm
thinking it's butt plug shaped and that it's going to just come
out. And I pulled it out And this
poor guy, the lips shit, just like, because it, I had
accidentally heard him and I didn't mean to do that.
And I felt so bad, like I, I went to Mia and I was like, I
think you might need to come downstairs.
Oh my God, I was like eat gold. Red.
And then she was like, it's OK. Barbie ripped his asshole.
I didn't mean it. I really did it and I did.
I was like. Afterwards I was like.
Do you need some water? And he was like, it's OK.
And then he texted me later going it was great up until the
butt plug thing. And I was like, OK, I'm glad I
was doing a good job. Oh my God.
But I couldn't tell if he was like like freaking out for real
or not because Mia told me part of his kink is resisting and
screaming for help. So it's.
True. It took me a second to go.
I had to stop and wait. Are you for real God so bad?
I was so embarrassed, but you know how it happens when you're
there is I was. I guess it happens when you're
new though. You know it does.
I believe I've been doing it like what 6?
Months not even. It's a learning experience but
you've been in the lifestyle for two plus years.
So true, but I know. But I've never had like with the
butt plug thing. I feel like even in my in in
lifestyle I my partners would like communicate what they have.
Yeah, but I think. I think because the guy wanted
the fantasy of no communication. That was like.
Kind of, yeah. Where we messed up on that?
Yeah, and you know, he told me he's like, I've got a butt plug,
you know, but he didn't specify anything about it.
You know your. Butt plug, that was a big one.
It was it was this big. You can't see it on the on the
podcast. Sorry guys.
Yeah, sorry, sorry. Breast spanking.
How do you feel about that? Oh.
Breast spanking, Yeah, I like that.
I I like to tie up women's tits and smack them.
I wouldn't. Oh, getting it, That made me
shiver. Getting them tied up.
But. Yeah, I mean, but you're not too
hard, but I mean, it's enough. Nipple rings and I had a guy
friend smack me in the boob wants to be rude and it hurt so
bad because of the nipple ring isn't shot wings down my body.
I was like God bless I got pussy spanked once.
And how did you like that? And it caught me off guard
because I bet it was very spur of the moment cause like, you
know, we're laying down next to each other naked, like making
out. And he's like fingering me.
Sorry to be TMI on the podcast this is.
But it's like he reaches that and smacks down.
And I was like that didn't say anything, 'cause I'm like,
whatever. It was fine.
And then he like does it like two more times.
And the third one he hit me so hard.
I was like, come on. I didn't dislike it, but it was
just like, I also didn't like it like it.
It was just kind of like what's happening, but it was just such
a weird sensation that I was like, why do we need to hit it?
What's going on where it needs to be hit?
Yeah, agreed. Agreed.
All right, let's end it on that slapping pussies.
That's a no go for us shit. All right, motherfuckers.
So, Barbie, you ready? Right.
All right, so until then, may all your fantasies become.
Reality.