1 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,320 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,640 Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:19,240 and I've got the Barbie. All right, we're just going to 4 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:23,080 jump right in, OK? Because we we have a tendency to 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:29,000 be very long winded with people. Tangents, rabbit holes long 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,800 winded if there's a topic we won't get to. 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,640 It assholes. Perhaps, you know, long, deep 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,040 assholes. Rants. 9 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:43,960 OK, so today we're going to talk about celebrities we would fuck 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,840 and we need to, we need to explain to people too, our 11 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,160 perception on how they would be in bed. 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,600 What would they like in bed? You know, that's what I always 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,040 think about. It's so crazy. 14 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,880 I will preface, I don't think about it. 15 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:05,120 I'm a very sexual person Barbie crushes so like. 16 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,720 When you're like, we're going to do a celebrity crush. 17 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,360 I was like, fuck, I gotta do some research. 18 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,560 I gotta try to remember what I like. 19 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,400 But you know, what's really funny is sometimes I'll like a 20 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,000 celebrity, but specifically in one piece of media and nothing 21 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,800 else. Yeah, yeah. 22 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,520 Definitely. But we're we're going to have 23 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,960 such a different group of people. 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,720 I feel, I feel like I'm not going to know just about anybody 25 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,600 you talk about and you're probably not going to know 26 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,000 anybody I talk. About Oh, you'll know people I 27 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,640 talk about, yeah. I think you overestimate me. 28 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,680 Did you know I didn't know who Michael Jackson was till after 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,520 he died? Oh my God. 30 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,880 What? In my defense, he died when I 31 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,520 was 8. Oh fuck, he's been that long. 32 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,880 Damn I. Think it was what, 2008? 33 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,080 Jesus, I had no idea. I think I probably had heard his 34 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,600 music, but I just, I never even knew like who Michael Jackson 35 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,240 was. Oh my God, Yeah, yeah, that's, 36 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,480 yeah. It just shows you fucking time 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,680 flies by so fast and it's just wow. 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,120 Like, yeah, it's crazy. I was, I was talking to Bree the 39 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,760 other day and she was like, you know, Mia, in 15 years, she's 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,640 like in 15 years I'm going to be 70. 41 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,880 And I was like, what? 15 years. 15 years and I'm like, 42 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,080 well, I'm only 9 years younger than you. 43 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,960 Oh my God. 15 years. I'm going to be 40. 44 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,840 OK, that's how math works. Yes. 45 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,080 It goes too quick though, Barbie. 46 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,080 I think 1617 years, I'll be 40. Yeah, it's same thing. 47 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:39,040 Yeah, it's same thing, but it goes too fast. 48 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:43,200 It really does. All right, so celebrities, yes, 49 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,520 there's somebody that you said to me the other day and I was 50 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,320 like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know who he is because 51 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,200 what is he into? What does he do? 52 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,120 So when I was like in middle school, maybe like early high 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,400 school, there was a show called AB CS Freak Show, and it was on 54 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,440 ABC. Yeah. 55 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,920 And it had two seasons. And there was just this guy on 56 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,560 there who did like freak show shit. 57 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,520 And he would just had like bleach white hair and pale skin 58 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,600 and wore a lot of eyeliner. And yeah, I was in love with 59 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,000 him. I was just, I thought about him 60 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,840 all the time and I was like, I need this man. 61 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,640 And I think he was like 40 when I saw him. 62 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,840 Oh, fuck. And so I, I didn't know that 63 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,240 though. But yeah, he. 64 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,000 Didn't look it though, he did a bunch of. 65 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,720 Freaky shit on the show, he'd like put a hook through his nose 66 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,440 out of his mouth and he would do all sorts of crazy shit. 67 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,560 And I guess like, my little freaky brain is like, yeah, 68 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,280 that, that that's doing it for me right there. 69 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,120 It's amazing what we can think about when we're 7-8 years old. 70 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,720 You know, that was probably. 14. Oh, where are you? 71 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,640 Oh. Yeah, I was in like, I was like 72 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,080 late middle school, early high school. 73 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,800 Oh, you did. Say that I'm sorry. 74 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,760 I don't think I had any crushes when I was super. 75 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,760 Young, I was thinking about the. Shark Boy. 76 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,560 OK, I was thinking of the same, the same thing as Michael 77 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,240 Jackson, but So what do you think about now? 78 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,600 Like if you were to have sex with him since he was such a 79 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,240 freak then. If he was, if he looked, he 80 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,200 doesn't look like that anymore. Obviously 'cause if you. 81 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,520 Sure. That was a clear 10 years. 82 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,560 Ago OK and what's his name? Let's his name is. 83 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,240 He's hard. It's like AB CS for he thinks 84 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,120 morgue like. OK, MORG, yeah, like, OK, I'm 85 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,080 going to look him up and I'm going to put Morgue now and see 86 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,200 what he fucking looks like. But it was crazy. 87 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,680 I was still like a little Christian girl. 88 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,960 And he would post these crazy satanistic, atheistic rants on, 89 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,000 on, on like YouTube and I would just ignore them. 90 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,960 So I was like, it's OK if I just keep a little. 91 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,120 Picture right? But I've always been obsessed 92 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,680 with the circus and clowns. If you follow me on fat, you 93 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:52,640 know I like clowns. Yeah, you know, Shaman loves 94 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,760 clowns. Like that's a huge thing for 95 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,080 him. I really want to post like some 96 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,440 scarier pictures with me on fat but I'm just. 97 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,520 I just get nervous that they can't handle it. 98 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,960 You know, I don't think so. Oh my God, he does not look 99 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,800 pretty now. No, I'm sure there's drugs 100 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,040 involved. I'm sure there's drugs involved 101 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,080 then, yeah. I see, I know. 102 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,640 Looking back, he wasn't even that pretty then, I think. 103 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,920 I think I was just 14, he. Don't look bad. 104 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,640 But he he looks scary like first major celebrity crush. 105 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,960 OK. All right. 106 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,560 Look here like that's what 14 year old shit in her pants over. 107 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,640 OK the clown and the stuff. But I realized I have a very 108 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,520 specific niche I find attractive. 109 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:42,040 And it's when somebody has bleached, like, white hair and 110 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,840 super pale skin and like super dark, like makeup, I will 111 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,480 immediately just probably find that person attractive. 112 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,440 Yeah, but that's like kind of what I look like. 113 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,240 OK, but you know that show I Zombie we were talking about? 114 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,840 Yeah. And how all the zombies had the 115 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,080 bleach. I had a crush on the the Bane 116 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,200 guy from that show. Oh. 117 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,080 Yeah, when he had. The pale skin and the bleach 118 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,040 hair, yeah, but when he had tan skin and normal hair, I didn't 119 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:06,960 like him. Yeah. 120 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,680 So it just. Depends on the look. 121 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,520 Alright, It's a total look for you. 122 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,320 OK, so thinking of bleach blonde hair. 123 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,480 Yeah. OK, I have bleach blonde hair 124 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,680 and I'm being conceived. Yeah. 125 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:23,080 Barbie licks her lips. OK, so Vanilla Ice, that's one I 126 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,360 thought when the. Google people as you speak about 127 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,200 them because I. Don't know who that is. 128 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,520 Vanilla ice Ice ice baby. Well, I know that, I know that, 129 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:34,800 but I don't. Know OK so his name is is Rob 130 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,440 Van Winkle is his actual name. It's a white dude for. 131 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,760 Sure, Yeah. And you know, back in the 80s 132 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,760 again, yeah. Fucking fucking hot, yeah. 133 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,920 Square jaw, attractive face, really sexy guy. 134 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,120 Yeah. So, you know, he sung that song 135 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,640 Stop That Train, and it was about BDSM. 136 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,400 And I said that's what really triggered my thought because I 137 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,080 was like 9 years old listening to it. 138 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,000 Yeah, you know, And when I heard she pulled out the chains, 139 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,320 whipped her handcuffs similar. Story when it comes to a song OK 140 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,680 and so then by Rihanna used to be my favorite song when I was 141 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,640 Ted. See. 142 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,400 What does that tell you? Excite me. 143 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,680 Nothing should excite me. I'm Ted who gave me that iPod. 144 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,560 I'm singing like a G6 like I know what bottles. 145 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,920 Are okay, so. Popping bottles in the eyes. 146 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,520 I don't know what that means. I'm kid. 147 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,320 So what did you think that morgue would actually like now 148 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,960 in bed? I mean, he looks pretty fucking 149 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,240 freak. Yeah, he'd probably go for 150 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,440 anything. OK, I knowing him, I guarantee 151 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,680 you probably blood. See, I look at him, yeah, I look 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,200 at him and I think he likes to be pissed on straight. 153 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:53,440 Up if I think he would be really into like like satanic esque 154 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,280 vibes. So probably candle wax knife 155 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,320 play blood, probably like tight bondage stuff like that. 156 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,560 But I can't imagine it would at all be very sensual. 157 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:08,200 I can imagine be very sloppy and kind of in a rush, right? 158 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,200 Like I imagine it'd be kind of gross, like filthy. 159 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,680 Do you think he wants his Dick sucked? 160 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,920 Yeah, OK. And I imagine that he might not 161 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,960 even eat pussy. OK, alright. 162 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,080 He either doesn't or he's way too into it. 163 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,200 OK, well I'm going to save my favorite for last, so we'll get 164 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,560 there last because God. I've never thought about that 165 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,080 before I guess. Yeah, You know, this is the 166 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,960 whole point and it's a great exercise because you can read 167 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,200 people and so when people come into the dungeon or you're 168 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,559 playing with anybody, he seems. Like he'd want to smoke a 169 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,159 cigarette while you suck a Dick. See, that's what I'm saying, you 170 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:47,520 know, it's, it's perspective, it's looking at people and 171 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,600 really knowing what they want. And so it's, to me, it's a good 172 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,000 exercise to really look at somebody, kind of examine 173 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,160 certain things, I think. What do you think Vanilla Ice 174 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:01,440 would want? So vanilla ice he to me he look 175 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,680 vanilla. No, he is not vanilla. 176 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,800 You're just projecting. Yeah, no, I really think with 177 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:13,960 Vanilla Ice, I think that he's not into real BDSM. 178 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,520 I don't think he's a top. I think if anything, it's more 179 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,360 like he wants to be loved, he wants to be touched. 180 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,600 I can. Imagine he'd be a multiple girl 181 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,560 orgy kind of guy. You know, I don't think that. 182 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:30,400 I don't know anything about him. So I, I think, I think he's, 183 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,320 he's had his share fair of everything, right. 184 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:38,600 So with, with that, I think that now I think he would want, you 185 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,120 know, just a hot woman on top. I think he's kind of cool with 186 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,400 big hips. I mean, I think he's just kind 187 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,720 of a a cool guy about anything. And I think he kind of goes with 188 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,240 the flow. He looks like he's into a little 189 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,200 bit of nipple play, but looks. Like somebody would have like a 190 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,960 little lingerie fetish and like buy his girls in laundry. 191 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,040 I don't know about that, but I think he might be well but. 192 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,600 Anytime I see like more like clean cut richer rapper guys, I 193 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,320 always imagine that they would that they they're the kind of 194 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,560 people who would enjoy buying their girl things and seeing 195 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,000 them stuff in. So it's not like a lingerie 196 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:14,560 fetish specifically, but more of a like, oh, let me spoil you 197 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,000 like you're my girl kind of vibe. 198 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,720 OK, see I think he likes to be bit. 199 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,240 He just looks like that guy that you know, he was cool with you 200 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,840 biting him places, even biting on his Dick a little bit. 201 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,880 He's not freaky, but he he'd fuck a freak, yeah. 202 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,480 I'd love to fucking freak him all day long. 203 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:38,120 I'm calling her husband is cool with it because here's the 204 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,200 thing. Is a Vanilla Ice your hall pass? 205 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:45,240 No, Vanilla Ice is he's, he's on a hall pass for me, but there's 206 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,000 a number one and I'm going to get to him. 207 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,960 He's on my hall pass. Elvis, he's dead. 208 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,960 He's dead and you know I'm going to get to Elvis next I'll tell 209 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,440 you about. Everyone's on my hall pass 210 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,720 because I'm single. But but no, my husband and I 211 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,680 have a deal. So he wants to fuck Latex, Lucy 212 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:06,000 and Shakira. Yeah, he loves Shakira. 213 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,480 You know, she's Central American more. 214 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,160 Attainable than the other. Yeah, why not, right. 215 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,680 And you know, latex Lucy. Latex Lucy, is she? 216 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,880 You can look at her own fat life. 217 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,840 She's she's a latex queen and she's done a lot of porn. 218 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,600 And she does. She's a switch in a sense, 219 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,640 because she does porn. But to me, her, she's got a big 220 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:33,160 fat pussy and I was like, you know, honey, a lot of Dicks have 221 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,800 been in that pussy, right, You know, you know, and I just you 222 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,200 know, I've had a lot of Dicks in mind. 223 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,680 But Mia does kegels. OK, I squeeze. 224 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,440 I'm sitting here. I'm. 225 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,680 Squeezing because of the kegels. She might just overdo it. 226 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,240 Maybe. Maybe it's a muscular. 227 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,000 Pussy able to snap off a Dick in there? 228 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,240 We don't know. There's only one way to find 229 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,840 out. But she looks beautiful. 230 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,560 Yeah, gorgeous. I'm cool with it. 231 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,400 I'm like. Anytime I see a girl with those 232 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,000 kind of outfits, I know they got money. 233 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,320 He wants to fuck her first and I'm like, and then Shakira and 234 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,240 then Shakira. And the the last one he's always 235 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:14,120 talked about is Bianca Beauchamp and she's another latex queen. 236 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,240 She's in BESM, so that's cool, isn't there? 237 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,040 I I know Shakira's beautiful, you know, from Colombia. 238 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,440 She's gorgeous. And she looks like she would be 239 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,600 fun. But to me, she doesn't look like 240 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,600 she would be that great in bed. It looks like she doesn't like 241 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,160 to suck Dick. Yeah, that's what I'm getting. 242 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,760 That's just me. I could even imagine that she's 243 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:35,680 a girl that doesn't even really want to get eaten out, you know? 244 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,240 What I mean, I'm I I got that. She kind of seems like a bit of 245 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,960 a little Princess, and that's not to be rude. 246 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280 No, maybe she just wanted to get fucked in the ass. 247 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:43,600 It's. Always. 248 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,320 Not to get on a tangent. Well, I'll say this and we'll 249 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,320 hop right back. Go right ahead. 250 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,240 Who has always confused me? Touch me. 251 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,440 Not lesbians. You know, yeah, No, tell me. 252 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:56,400 So in the lesbian community are like queer women or sapphics. 253 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,880 There's, you know, the Butch dykes, films, whatever, but 254 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,360 there's some like dykes and butches and like studs that 255 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,600 don't want you to touch them at all. 256 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,000 They want to fuck you with the strap, they want to eat you out. 257 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,600 They don't want you eating them out. 258 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,320 They don't want to be fingered. They don't even want their like 259 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,400 vagina acknowledged at all. And that's always really 260 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,680 confused me. But those are the same girls 261 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,200 that sometimes don't even take their sports bra off and they 262 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,440 fuck you. I personally think there's some 263 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,760 gender identity going on there that they are not coming to 264 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,400 terms with because genital dysphoria is a big thing. 265 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,160 Because I know trans people that don't want their genitals messed 266 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,600 with because it makes them feel bad about themselves. 267 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,840 And so anytime I've heard of a touch me not lesbian, I'm like, 268 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,960 yeah, we might need to go therapy about that one. 269 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,840 And that's not me being rude. Like, I'm not trying to 270 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:49,280 discredit. No, I know it's it's a big 271 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,520 spectrum of things, you know, and it's like you said, it's 272 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,440 it's not our life, it's their life. 273 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,920 And you know, everyone has a choice and do wink to do. 274 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,600 But I'm not really into masculine women that much. 275 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,600 I'm specifically not really into like super Butch or like super 276 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:09,760 stud just because for me, I I like girls and I think I want a 277 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,480 girl. I don't really girl who like 278 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,680 acts like a guy, you know what I mean? 279 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,120 And that's not to be rude like. It's just your preference. 280 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,480 You know, they're wearing their, they wear sports bras to make it 281 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,720 look like they don't have titties. 282 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,440 Like they they look like men. And I'm like, like, yeah. 283 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,120 I mean, if you like masculine women, that's that's all for 284 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,600 you. But I personally just, I like 285 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,720 that middle masculine where it's not quite you look like a boy, 286 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,440 but it's like, you know, little mask you like, you let your 287 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,640 button ups and stuff. But I'm a big fan of I'm a femme 288 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,760 for femme now but that's so hard to find. 289 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,880 Like finding another like femme girl who wants to date a femme. 290 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,120 I got so annoyed. They all want masculine women. 291 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,720 I totally understand. But back to what we were 292 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,640 talking. About yes. 293 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,960 OK, so do you have another celebrity crush? 294 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,200 The only other one I can really like, think of that like I've 295 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,400 liked for a long time was like Tom, not Tom Holland, Tom 296 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:04,160 Hiddleston. He played Loki in the Marvel MCU 297 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,120 and he's just like a very traditionally handsome. 298 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,400 He's older now. OK, let me look this. 299 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:15,960 Up here in like, I get, yeah, he's just, he used to like do 300 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,800 movies and he's just like classically handsome British 301 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,960 man. But he's a really, he does 302 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,240 Shakespeare and so he says really polite temperament. 303 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,040 So he's very opposite from the last guy. 304 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,120 But he when he speaks and does interviews, he's very eloquent 305 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,480 and he's very well spoken. And he did this really artsy 306 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,320 movie and he was like, like, had his shirt off and he was ripped, 307 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,160 just so polite and ripped. And I was like, you know what? 308 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,440 I like that right there. But he also played Loki. 309 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,960 And I liked how he looks as Loki with the black hair and the pale 310 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,920 skin. And because I think, I think, I 311 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,960 think I just like goth. So anytime someone looks a 312 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,800 little goth, I'm like, yeah, I'm in, you know, So I liked him 313 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,360 like that, but I liked him for a long time. 314 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,560 And if I had to think what he'd be into in bed, I don't think 315 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,920 he's into anything. I think he's quite vanilla, 316 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,600 maybe a little hand spanking, something like that, maybe rough 317 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,720 sex, but I don't think he'd be into like implements or 318 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,040 anything. Crazy. 319 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,320 It's always interesting, our perspectives, isn't it? 320 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,640 Well, she did Taylor Swift for a minute, which is random. 321 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,360 But and yeah, she just doesn't look like she would be that 322 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,080 exciting. She looks so boring to me. 323 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,640 Yeah, a little bit. No, no offense to her 324 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,560 personally, but. I mean offense, Taylor Swift, if 325 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,760 you're listening, I mean offense. 326 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,680 Yeah, she's cute, but I think she just looks really 327 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,760 inexperienced sexually. You. 328 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,920 Would try to act like they're into stuff and they're. 329 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,600 They're not. Yeah, like she like big Dicks. 330 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,040 Well. Songs and she's trying to be 331 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,040 cool. Like yeah, draw your eyeliner 332 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,240 sharp enough to kill a man. Girl, shut the fuck up. 333 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,560 No. You wouldn't even tell a man to 334 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,760 shut up. No. 335 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,800 No, I think she's really sexually repressed. 336 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,839 That's what it. Seems to be like she likes 337 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,839 missionary, that's it. Yeah, yeah. 338 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,359 I mean, there's nothing wrong with being vanilla. 339 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,119 No, not at all. I'm a. 340 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,640 Big fan of vanilla sex sometimes. 341 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,520 She's got a lot of talent, and maybe that's all of her talent 342 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,480 is right there, you know, well. I mean, some people just aren't 343 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,040 that sexual. No, those aren't very true. 344 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:27,079 Very true. I, you know, for kinky stuff, I 345 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,880 do like, I tell you what, sometimes I'm like, hey, I just 346 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,080 want to lay on my back. I don't want to jump through 347 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,640 these hoops. I don't want to put nothing on. 348 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,200 I just want to get this done with. 349 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,040 I want to have a good time. I want you to look in my eyes 350 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:42,880 and that's it. Call it a night we have. 351 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:47,680 Let's make it under 45 minutes. God, is there anybody who has 352 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,840 died that you think you would be totally into, like, say, Marilyn 353 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,560 Monroe? Ohio. 354 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,200 She was a girly girl, She was beautiful. 355 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,680 She's blonde, pale skin. Well, if we're talking about 356 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,880 girls, she's not dead. But I really did like, I do 357 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,480 really am attracted to Doja Cat. She's like a rapper. 358 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,360 I've seen Doja Cat, she's gorgeous. 359 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,240 To me, I know a lot of my friends are attracted to like 360 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,840 Megan the stallion. I think Megan the Stallion is 361 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,640 hot, but I don't know if she's necessarily like my type at all. 362 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,280 I think we're too much alike, OK, too dominant for. 363 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,160 That OK. All right. 364 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,280 But I don't know. I like them. 365 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,680 I'm trying to think like someone who's died. 366 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,560 I don't know, really. I can't really think of anybody. 367 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,520 But it's only because you asked me the question. 368 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,960 No, no, that's fine. You can, we can circle back. 369 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,720 But I will say Elvis, Elvis just because he's beautiful, but we 370 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,520 were not going to be sexually compatible at all. 371 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,800 And I he's waiting. Much like a top. 372 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,640 Yeah, he's a big top. He was a big country boy, You 373 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,880 know, he had a foot fetish. Have you seen his new movie? 374 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,840 Oh yeah, with Jacob Allordy. Oh yeah, Jacob Allordy. 375 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,880 I had a little crush on him for a minute, but he's too he's too 376 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,360 surfer Australian for. Me. 377 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,800 Oh, he's still gorgeous. He's gorgeous. 378 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,080 But sometimes when guys are a bit too normal, I just, I don't 379 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,480 like him. Yeah, like, I don't know what it 380 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,800 is. Yeah, Elvis, he was a little 381 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,480 borderline pedo, unfortunately. You know he had that. 382 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,000 You know his wife. Was a little young. 383 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,080 Yeah, you know, but it goes back to the 50s, you know, it was 384 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,000 very common, more so than people care to admit, you know, and 385 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 being uneducated in the South, you know, it was what it was, 386 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,920 honestly. Jerry Lee, Jerry Lewis, great 387 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,960 balls of fire if you've ever seen it. 388 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,160 But, you know, he married his second cousin, you know, and she 389 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,640 was 13 at the time, and he was like 26. 390 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,680 Gross. I'm glad we came from that. 391 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:53,880 Yes, I think when Elvis married Priscilla, he was 36 and she was 392 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,440 21. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of age 393 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,000 gaps, but I think it's like we've talked about this before, 394 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,480 like I think because my generation is like. 395 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,880 And even maybe millennials as well, because we have access to 396 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,000 the Internet in such an intense way, you really can just learn 397 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,080 about all that stuff, like with Elvis and his stuff. 398 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,160 So you're less likely to be susceptible to the cycles of 399 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,120 this stuff because you can be educated on. 400 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,360 It and. I know a lot of kids my age, 401 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:28,440 they're really aware of age gaps and how it can be predatory 402 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,920 because you can easily look up any story online and see how. 403 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,080 I mean, I'm not saying age gaps can't work. 404 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,200 I mean, obviously there's an age gap with you and your husband, 405 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,000 but I'm saying a lot of them can be predatory. 406 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,000 And you know, I remember when I started dating when I was 18 and 407 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,680 I was wanting a boyfriend, I had an older girl I knew that was 408 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,880 like 28. I was just chit chatting where 409 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,600 they're out once and she told me she's like, don't date a guy 410 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,600 over 24. And I was like, like, I was 411 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,520 like, oh, why? And she was like, because what 412 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,920 do you have in common with a 30 year old? 413 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,920 You're 18. What do you have to offer him? 414 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,840 Yeah. You just got out of school. 415 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,960 He has a whole life like he wants you because you're, you're 416 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,040 naive. And I really took that to heart. 417 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,400 And I was. Like it's true, that was great 418 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,120 advice. Yeah. 419 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,600 And I've always tried to keep it tight. 420 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,320 When I do date, I like to keep it like maybe only two or three 421 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,720 years. Either way, I don't go under 21 422 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,520 just because it's inconvenient now because I'm like 24 and. 423 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,280 If I don't. Drink. 424 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,880 I don't want my partner not be able to get in the club. 425 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,880 It just feels weird. But right now I think I think 426 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,960 I'm 24. I think I could date a 30 year 427 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,400 old now if I found one I like. Absolutely. 428 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,960 Well because now my brain is almost fully developed so dating 429 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,520 dating a 30 year old now wouldn't be as weird as if I was 430 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,440 18, but you see it all the time. You do. 431 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,120 Like, and that was like the weirdest thing is that these 432 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:52,000 girls would get into these punk scenes and they'd they'd be 18. 433 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,040 Like I turned 18 a week ago. And next thing you know, they 434 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,840 got them a 23 year old boyfriend. 435 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,520 They got a 26 year old boyfriend. 436 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,760 Like, yeah, the guys are but and they think they're so cool 437 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,840 because they have, they're mature for their age. 438 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,520 I'm like, no, you're not. No, you're not. 439 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,960 The boy's immature for his age. Yeah, that's why he's dating a 440 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,200 teenager. Exactly. 441 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,760 When I was 23, I didn't even, I went on a date with a 19 year 442 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,880 old and I cut and I stopped it. I think I talked about that on 443 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,960 the podcast where I was like, it didn't work out. 444 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,040 Yeah, I was like. He's too young and like, you 445 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,960 really can tell the difference. And if you can tell the 446 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,960 difference between a 2223 year old and a 19 year old, imagine 447 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,560 the difference between like a 27 year old and an 18 year old. 448 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,960 It's weird. Yeah, yeah. 449 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,640 It really just, it goes back. I think there's a level of 450 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:38,520 insecurity with men and when they start listening to, you 451 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:44,120 know, women that are, you know, 18 and 19 and they have 0 452 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,760 experience, you know, and it was sadly kind of like Elvis, you 453 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,800 know, he really didn't want to have sex with Priscilla after 454 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,920 she had their child. You know, it was kind of like, 455 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,680 oh, she's not pure no more. Baby to Madonna horror complex. 456 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,040 Yeah. So I was like. 457 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,040 Well, I will say age gaps aren't bad. 458 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,200 It just depends where the age gap is. 459 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,640 Like 18 and 32 is weird, but 30 and 42 it that's a little weird, 460 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,920 but not that bad. Yeah. 461 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,480 And then 35 and 47, it's like, oh, you're both adults. 462 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,440 Like it's still an age gap. But like, once you get past that 463 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,720 hump of your brain not being developed, then it's kind of 464 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,360 like free game, you know what I mean? 465 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,400 Well, my husband was 21. I took his virginity and I was, 466 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,080 you know, 3032 at the time. Yeah. 3233, yeah. 467 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,040 And you know I didn't. Know he was 2:30. 468 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,880 Three. No, he was 21. 469 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,640 That's not that bad though. Well, you know, most people 470 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,440 would be like what? But I I will say not to be 471 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,800 sexist. I feel like it's a little 472 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,640 different. OK, I mean, I don't like I said, 473 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,280 I don't want to be like, oh, you know, but the simple fact of it 474 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:50,360 was he, he had a profession, he was goal oriented and all of 475 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:54,080 these things were he he's basically an old man and I'm 476 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,680 honestly much more fun than he is because he's a boring guy. 477 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,320 That's why I said earlier they can work. 478 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,280 I'm not saying age gap can't. Oh, I know you're I'm. 479 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,800 Just saying off. More often than not, it's a 480 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,280 situation where someone's being used or exploited. 481 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,440 Oh I agree, especially it is like. 482 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,000 Older man, younger woman. Yeah, to be sexist, you all 483 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,480 know. We all know. 484 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:19,240 We all know, but that's OK. But we go back to the celebrity. 485 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,240 I was going to say, because there's a lot of men in foreign 486 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,160 countries that'll be like, what's this bitch talking about 487 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,280 cuts? Me out on face. 488 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,360 I will marry a 14 year old, I don't give a fuck. 489 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,360 Don't come to America. We got guns here, brother. 490 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,840 I was guessing because they listened to us on Iran so it's 491 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,120 like but. What are they going to do, beat 492 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,880 my ass? Come to America. 493 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:54,040 OK Oh no, you're mad at me. But anywho, so there's no other 494 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,160 crushes for you, huh? It's so hard to think because I 495 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,360 think I get them. This one's really stupid and I'm 496 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,800 going to have to Google him for you because you're not going to 497 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,400 know who this is. So when I was younger, there was 498 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,600 a show called the Doodle Bops, and they were like brightly 499 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,800 colored at the children's show. Well. 500 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,880 I remember the doodle bops. Orange one and his name is MO 501 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,200 Doodle and you got to stay with me about this. 502 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:22,880 So on. In fandom culture and on TikTok, 503 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,800 people make these things called edits, where they will put clips 504 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,560 of an actor or an actress and they'll make the edit. 505 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,720 Really sexy and it really makes the person look so attractive. 506 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,200 Well, last year for some reason people started making edits of 507 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:44,520 MO Doodle from the doodle box and I started reposting every MO 508 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,920 Doodle edit I got, which by reposting it, the algorithm just 509 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,600 fed me more MO Doodle edits. So for a while I had a kind of 510 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,560 ironic a crush on MO Doodle from the doodle bops because of these 511 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,160 sexy edits I kept getting. And I plagued all my friends 512 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,520 with them because I continuously reposted them. 513 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,680 And the other day my friend, he was like oh you haven't posted 514 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,000 one in a while. I'm glad you're over it. 515 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,040 And I just said oh I just haven't gotten one in a while. 516 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,000 OK, I'll go through and repost all the ones I have saved if you 517 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,200 want. Yeah, go for it. 518 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,240 For yes, from MO Doodle. Don't be. 519 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,120 It's so stupid, I'm gonna have to Google it for you. 520 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,400 It's literally, it's so so. Send me the link. 521 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,240 Send me the link. Oh yeah. 522 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,120 So told you I'm ticked off. Yes. 523 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,240 Sending you MO dual edits. I don't know what it is, this 524 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,320 little orange man. I I've seen that that orange 525 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,960 man, but he's got an attractive face. 526 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,000 It's just I can't get past the hair you'll. 527 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:47,240 See the edit though, they pick like 2 like .3 second clips for 528 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,200 someone their jaws like bulging or they look like they're like 529 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,800 making like an O face and they'll pull it out of like 530 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,440 normal stuff. It's like their magic and it'll 531 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,160 it'll make someone who doesn't look that hot looks super 532 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,600 fucking hot. It's like crazy. 533 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,400 It's it's dangerous. Isn't that crazy? 534 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,120 Yeah. All right. 535 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,840 So grand finale for me. Grand. 536 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,720 Finale for you and I'll give it a grand finale. 537 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,520 Marshall Mathers. Eminem. 538 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,800 Eminem. Yes. 539 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:18,480 Oh God have mercy. Okay, hold me back, Barbie. 540 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:23,320 Okay, so my opinion on this is, you know, he focused a lot on 541 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,480 raising his kids. He had a highly dysfunctional 542 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,720 relationship with his wife. His wife had to be like his 543 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,280 mother. They were both addicts. 544 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,480 There was issues, however, I think with him, I think he is a 545 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,960 true sensualist. I think he's sexy as fuck and 546 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,960 there's something about ghetto loving like I fucking I oh. 547 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,840 I think MO Doodle is a sub by the way. 548 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,720 Oh. OK, I, I think, I think, I think 549 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,880 Marshall Mathers is a little bit of submissive, honestly. 550 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,320 I think he clearly has mommy issues. 551 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,400 You know, he might even want to say mommy, I don't know, in a 552 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,720 session, but I would fucking rock his world and he is number 553 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,280 one on my bucket list. I would fuck the shit out of 554 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,720 him. I would do nearly whatever, you 555 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,320 know, but I'm, I'm in control now. 556 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,240 Now, you know, he wrote in one of his lyrics, he said something 557 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:20,840 how he had an encounter with Mariah Carey and he he just came 558 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,160 out and said it, that he pre ejaculated on her stomach and 559 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:30,800 that she can't deny what happened because he was here to 560 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,760 embarrass himself along with her because she's a cunt. 561 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,040 And I've never liked Mariah Carey. 562 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,200 Yeah, yeah, I don't like her. She. 563 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,960 She. Looks like a heard bad things 564 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,520 about her. Her and Jlo. 565 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,000 I've only heard bad things about them. 566 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,440 Right. Like I've heard the worst thing. 567 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,560 Like recently the Jlo hatred's been crazy. 568 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,320 Yeah, it really has been. But yeah, that's essentialist. 569 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,280 I could see that. I don't really know much about 570 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,760 him. I've heard some of his songs. 571 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,120 Yeah, but yeah, he talks about the song, how he basically 572 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,320 nutted on her and she started coagulating and she was, she 573 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,720 called him disgusting or gross. And I was like, what a fucking 574 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,320 bitch. I would. 575 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,240 Fucking. I know I'm like, I'm fucking 576 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,720 that slurp it up with a straw fucker. 577 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,800 Well, it's also like you're you're fucking him. 578 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,040 Yeah, like, oh. You're so disgusting. 579 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,640 You're the one on your back, bitch. 580 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,440 Right? What a bit interesting 581 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,040 combination it is, but I always imagine there's probably a lot 582 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,640 of interesting combinations and like. 583 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,520 Oh definitely, but. I guess my grand finale is this 584 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,720 so I like. Go ahead, she's doing her. 585 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,160 Thing right, her dog's in the corner just being funny. 586 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:49,040 So I do like K pop in a very like light way and I like this 587 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,640 one boy group and I used to not really make sex jokes with my 588 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,840 friends. I don't know. 589 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,440 And I was showing them this music video of this eight boy 590 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,040 boy group and they're all grown men so they're not boys. 591 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,720 But I in the middle of this music video pointed to he went 592 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,920 that's the train set I want for Christmas. 593 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,560 And it was like the first sex jokes my friends had heard me 594 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,000 say and they were like so shocked that not only was I 595 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,280 making like a sexual joke, I was basically saying I want these 596 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,800 eight Korean pop stars to run a train on me. 597 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,480 But it wasn't all of them. I've liked this one. 598 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,080 His name's Chang Ben and he is 5/6 and I'm willing to forgive 599 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:26,880 him for that. Yeah. 600 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,520 But he's like, he's renowned for being like the ugliest, but he's 601 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,880 so pretty because Korean beauty standards are like insane. 602 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,720 And I have had a crush on him since, like pretty consistently 603 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,440 since 2020 now. Wow. 604 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,480 So yeah, I'd risk it all for him. 605 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,240 I feel like I could pull him, He said. 606 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,360 He likes scary girls. Oh, you'd rock his world. 607 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,040 I would. And he likes big bitches. 608 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,080 That's why he lifts weights. Because if you're lifting 609 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,520 weights, you like big bitches. Because what are you lifting the 610 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,920 weights for? Exactly not. 611 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,080 Skinny bitches. A lot of Jim Bros. 612 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,920 I was going to say. And a lot of Jim Bros like in 613 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,880 the ass. So a lot of the military men 614 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:09,720 fuel the dungeon ecosystem. Economy. 615 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,320 Economy. Yeah, it's Jim Bros, blue collar 616 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,360 and military men. Oh yeah, 100%. 617 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,600 That's them you would. You would think it would be the 618 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,280 artist. And we love them all, right? 619 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,600 There's a blue collar guy today that took Doug. 620 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,240 That was scary. Yeah. 621 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,360 You just go to work after that. Cute, wasn't he? 622 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,320 Yeah. Yeah. 623 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,280 Not my type. You're not? 624 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,320 Yeah. Not your type. 625 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,440 Yeah. Picky about men? 626 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,440 I don't know. Yeah, that's OK. 627 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,720 Be picky as you want. But I'll I'll Google. 628 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,720 A picture of Chandler. I've seen him. 629 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,840 Chadman. Yes, you know who he is. 630 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,160 Yes, I know who he is. Exactly. 631 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,360 How do you know who he is? Because I know K Pop. 632 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,200 Yeah, he's a Stray Kids. Yes, there's some. 633 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,320 There's some of the boys in that group are pretty like girls. 634 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,920 Oh, I know. Khungen and Felix. 635 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,840 Yeah. I don't usually like feminine 636 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,520 men, but I'm like, OK baby. Yeah, cute. 637 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,920 I'll bring my strap if we need it. 638 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,600 Exactly. You like that? 639 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,960 Exactly, exactly. No, they're just so. 640 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,200 Gorgeous. And I'm just like, I think me 641 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,600 getting into K pop is when I realized men could be that 642 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,840 pretty. Yeah. 643 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,560 I was like, oh this, this is unlocking something. 644 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,600 For me, absolutely. But I only really like one or 645 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,400 two groups. I like the girl groups more 646 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,240 because I like pop music. That is a OK. 647 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,240 But yeah, gosh, I wish I could have talked about more girl 648 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,640 celebrities I like, but I don't really get girl crushes on 649 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,680 celebrities to lay down boys. Well, you brought up Jlo, and I 650 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,320 love Jlo, but she looks like an absolute fucking cunt. 651 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,240 Yeah, people talk about it. I'm trying. 652 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,240 To think if I had a crush on any other girl. 653 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,480 Ria RIP. Not Ria Ripley. 654 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,720 Yeah, Ria Ripley. She's this like goth wrestler 655 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,360 and she gets called mommy a lot, but she's a muscle mommy. 656 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:52,880 That's. A new. 657 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,960 Where when a girl's like really muscular and. 658 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,920 Buff. Yeah, call him a muscle mommy. 659 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,560 Because now. It's like now it's being used as 660 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,520 like daddy, so it's not really anything. 661 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,000 But she, you know, she's cool. She everyone thought she was gay 662 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,080 because of how like her shit went like in the, the wrestling, 663 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,720 like she'd always pin girls behind with their legs behind 664 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,920 their heads and she was always like doing all this queer stuff. 665 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,280 And then turns out she's like not only straight, but she's 666 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:24,840 married with a husband and. Everyone was like, wow, isn't 667 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,600 that funny? Yeah. 668 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,400 Yeah, I had to. I had to really think about my 669 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,480 celebrity crushes. I don't get celebrity crushes. 670 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,440 That all. Oh, well, you know, I'm not all 671 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,120 on the fact that they're celebrities because I really 672 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,240 could give a fuck less. I'm A Celebrity. 673 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,600 I'm not, yeah, I'm not one of that like, oh God. 674 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,640 But you know, the simple fact, like I said, because I've had 675 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,840 some different celebrities over the years, you know, and that's 676 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,680 cool, you know? But to me, it is their job. 677 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,680 It's what they do. They entertain people. 678 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,760 Yeah. But I would totally fucking rock 679 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,680 Eminem's world with, you know, Vanilla Ice. 680 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,600 I don't care that 3 way would be fucking happy straight to Paris. 681 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,960 Oh, it would be. I wouldn't even have to go to 682 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,880 Paris. I mean, I could just no. 683 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:14,719 I meant doing the Eiffel Tower. Oh God, there's an episode of 684 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,560 Ghosts and she's like, I'm just waiting for an appropriate time 685 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,040 to climb that mountain. So I would fucking climb that 686 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,199 mountain. You know, anytime I I think 687 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,000 about like doing an Eiffel Tower, I'm just like that seems 688 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,960 like so much work that seems so stressful get like having to 689 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,520 suck a Dick and fucking at the same time, while like doing like 690 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,280 a straight back seems so frustratingly annoying. 691 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,520 The true. Essentialist. 692 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,960 You only want to do one thing at a time. 693 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,679 Yeah, it just, it seems like a lot happening at once. 694 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,080 Well, because if I'm sucking Dick, I want to focus on that. 695 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,960 I don't want to because I don't know. 696 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,199 I'm also a little lazy. Oh my God, don't tell people 697 00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:54,400 that. I'm not. 698 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,640 You got you gotta make your rounds, you know? 699 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,160 I will not be making my rounds. You could be sucking Dick and 700 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,600 stroking them off at the same time. 701 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,280 The other guy you know you could work or hands. 702 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,280 I'll just fuck them at different times. 703 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,560 You cut. You could, I've always been 704 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,240 interested in like a two guy threesome, but finding two guys 705 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,560 that are willing to have a decent threesome is insane 706 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,040 because none of they don't even want to look at the other guy. 707 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,680 I'm like, what the fuck are we here then for? 708 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,080 It's OK. You're young, that's what it is. 709 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,040 The older you get, once you hit 30 and there's guys in their 30s 710 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,840 you want to fuck, trust me, they're going to be down to I. 711 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,200 Like watching boys kiss, and boys don't kiss nearly enough 712 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,960 for my liking. I don't know, I don't know, I. 713 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,160 Don't know? If you're a boy and you want to 714 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,800 prove me wrong, feel free to send me pictures of you kissing. 715 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,160 The boy, Marshall Mathers, looks like he would be in a fucking 716 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,360 amazing kisser. I mean, you've seen him work his 717 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,480 mouth. I. 718 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,480 Haven't, but I believe you. Oh my God. 719 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,600 Some of them. Exactly. 720 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,680 My God bless. I was just like, let me suck on 721 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,120 your tongue for a few minutes by his neck. 722 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,920 You got to have him say that while he's, like, eating. 723 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,680 Yeah, somebody. Somebody. 724 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:07,800 Abra Abracadabra, like Evis's most recent God had mercy. 725 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,640 I'd fuck that over and over again. 726 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,560 Yeah, we'd be in bed for several days and or the dungeon, 727 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,160 whichever. I'm good with it. 728 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,560 I'll come over. I'm like, why is the door bolted 729 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,600 shut? Yeah, your husband will be like, 730 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,920 she's been in there six days, Man, I'm nervous. 731 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,400 They haven't had any food or water. 732 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,240 Eminem would just be a shriveled Raisin by the time we got to 733 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,280 what happened me and got a hold of them. 734 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:38,000 Poor kid didn't stand a chance. We keep water in the dungeon and 735 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,320 vitamin water will be fine. That is, that's the funniest 736 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,760 part. That's how I always like kind of 737 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,440 hint the sessions over because I'm not the best at like ending 738 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,040 them out. So I'll kind of just be like, 739 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,640 OK, you can get up and then I'll be like, do you want a water 740 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,480 bottle or anything before you get dressed? 741 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,600 Yeah, the hell. I always because I don't know 742 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,360 how to end scene. So I kind of just like slowly 743 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,600 stop and then just I just asked if they weren't turning. 744 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,040 The music down. Yeah, I'd be like, OK, hey, why 745 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,240 don't you come over here on the couch? 746 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,760 Let's take a breather for a minute. 747 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,160 Yeah. And then I always go, well, you 748 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,000 know, feel free to get dressed if you want to. 749 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,840 Here's some paper towels. Well, it kind of depends on like 750 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,400 what you end on, especially when they don't like come or anything 751 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,000 because you kind of just kind of end it. 752 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,960 Like today we had like 10 minutes left and I kind of 753 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,080 forgot. He said he wanted to get pegged, 754 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,800 but he also said quite a few things he wanted to do. 755 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,960 Like he wanted to do foot worship, the cock box. 756 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,600 He wanted torture and so much. Yeah. 757 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,120 And so I was kind of thinking it was just on the list. 758 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,080 And he was like, can I kiss your feet? 759 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,600 And I said, oh, we can close out the session with some foot 760 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,320 worship we want. He's like, oh, or you could peg 761 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,000 me. And I was like, bro, we got 10 762 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,640 minutes left. I didn't say that, but I was 763 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,960 like, I mean, we have 10 minutes if you want to. 764 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,360 And he was like, yes. And then I ended up putting Doug 765 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,160 in him, which, you know, grand. Finale he. 766 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,120 Said there we go to him. It was scary watching that. 767 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,560 I'm kidding. I texted my friends. 768 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,680 I said, guys, this guy just, I just put Doug inside this man 769 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,000 and they're like, no way. And said, yeah, I'm terrified. 770 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,160 That's awesome. OK, let's send it on that, shall 771 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,360 we? Yes, All right. 772 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,840 And until then, may all your fantasies become. 773 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,880 Realities.