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Hi everyone, Welcome to the 
latest episode of Call Me 

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Mistress. 
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 

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and today I've got with me my 
little sidekick Charles. 

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Hello Perverge, good to see you 
again. 

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I want to say Charo. 
You remember Charo? 

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From 80's the chick with the 
yeah the hot. 

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Chick, yes. 
Yeah, the 70s. 

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Yeah, she was adorable and she's
still fucking adorable. 

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Nice. 
All right, Charles, now today we

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are going to talk again about 
fetishes and kinks. 

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We stopped at D Should we finish
with D or begin with E? 

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Well, D begins with Dicks, so. 
Well, this is. 

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Let's do it. 
Dracophilia, A fetish for 

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Dragons. 
Fantasy fetish companies such as

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Bad Dragon make dragon dildos, 
including those that ejaculate. 

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But I was thinking, well I've 
seen those dildos but there was 

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an entire fetish dedicated to 
it. 

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Oh yeah? 
Have you watched dragon porn? 

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Have you watched? 
I have not. 

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Yeah, there's a lot of people 
and they will want to get fucked

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with dragon dildos. 
I've seen those. 

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Yeah, and then they have AI 
cartoon type porn and it's, you 

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know, like anime almost, but you
know, it's people getting fucked

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by Dragons. 
I saw tentacle porn once, yeah, 

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just to to see what the hell it 
was and then OK teach his own. 

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Yeah, I might check it out if I 
accidentally come across it. 

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I did see blueberry porn one 
time. 

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Yeah, have you seen an octopus 
shoved up a woman's pussy? 

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So squid. 
Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are 

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you and I doing watching Asian 
porn? 

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It happens. 
You go, you go look for one 

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thing you do, you fall down a 
rabbit hole. 

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You do. 
You fall down really hard. 

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I mean, you see, you see a 
blonde and a brunette going down

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at each other and then it's a 
all BBC gangbang. 

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Yeah, with a short lady. 
And then it, it just morphs over

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into a, you know, my God. 
Why is she got squid in her 

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pussy? 
Hey, who am I to question it? 

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Yeah, I'm. 
I'm totally with you, but 

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whatever. 
Alright, let's see elastophilia.

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Elastophilia. 
Elastophilia footage for 

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stretchy materials including 
spandex, latex, and silicone. 

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Oh. 
We know that. 

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Yeah, it's very pretty. 
It is. 

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And you, you do have a a thing 
for those sorts of pants. 

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I do. 
And I'm so glad you do. 

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I like PVC, but I, I love to 
have some rubber. 

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I know dragonlings got a ton of 
rubber. 

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Oh yeah, you know, and, but it 
requires more care. 

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You have to get good quality or 
you know, it tears very easily, 

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you know, but it's it's latex is
sexy, PVC is sexy. 

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The faux leather can be sexy, 
but it's not very eye-catching, 

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no. 
I kind of like it, yeah. 

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I mean, you like it, sure, but 
it's not like, poof, wow, you 

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know? 
Yeah, you know, the shiny really

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stands out. 
It the shiny always stands out. 

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OK, next electric play. 
OK, we've done a lot of that 

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here. 10s units, Violet wands, 
that sort of thing. 

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I'm not really into it as much 
these days. 

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Yeah, but when I was younger I 
tried a lot of it. 

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What was Ruby always getting you
with? 

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It wasn't a violent wand, but it
was something like that. 

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It was almost like a little bug 
zapper. 

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Yeah. 
And she loved the head of my 

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Dick with that thing. 
Yeah. 

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And everything else she can get 
her hand on. 

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And I forgot the name of it, but
it was a a carbon blade that was

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attached to an electric device. 
And whenever she would touch you

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with it, it would shock you. 
I can't remember the name of 

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that one though. 
I've used 10s units with the 

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bands and the pads and the 
straps and some people can 

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ejaculate from that. 
I never could. 

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I could never get there with it.
Did you see anybody? 

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Oh fuck yeah, I've done it. 
I've used the pads multiple 

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times on both sides of a Dick 
and they've came that way 

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repeatedly. 
I have to try it again. 

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Yeah, I think it's like a lot of
other things, because I have to 

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get close to ejaculating first, 
like for a prostate massage. 

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Yeah, I had to get close on my 
own before I can do that. 

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I was going to say that it more 
or less is like a vibration. 

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I mean it's a contraction 
obviously, but but you never 

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really get off to like 
vibrations. 

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I think it doesn't do anything 
for me. 

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Yeah. 
I think you were shocked with 

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10s. 
It's like a thumping. 

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Yeah. 
You know, it's like a pulse. 

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It's just. 
Have you ever tried it on 

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yourself like a 10S? 
I have I have I and I've used 

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the 10s unit for years. 
I use it on my shoulder, it 

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works pretty good. 
Yeah, but you have to be careful

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with it. 
Don't get a full power 

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automatically. 
I did that once while holding 

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the controller and it didn't 
work. 

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And I'm like oh Oh no. 
And I didn't push the lead all 

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the way in. 
So I pushed the lead and my arm 

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started spiraling out of control
while I was holding the fucking.

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Controller. 
Gripped, it feels funny 

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community. 
Well, I'm sure the three 

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students would have loved that. 
I'm sure they would have. 

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Moving on. 
All right, enemas, Clispophilia.

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Lovely. 
Inserting a tube into the anus 

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and using a liquid to clean out 
the rectum. 

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God. 
Listen, lovely is not a 

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adjective whatsoever. 
Describe enema that. 

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That is never the adjective to 
use. 

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OK, you're you're trying to 
suction out and flush shit out 

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of your asshole. 
It is not lovely. 

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Something you have to do. 
But yes, I have been to a 

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dungeon. 
I have been to a dungeon where 

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this was one of their big things
and it was about the humiliation

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aspect of it. 
Because I had three women in a 

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room giving me an enema and they
basically watched me because I'm

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on all fours with this giant bag
running into my butt. 

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And it's a bit embarrassing. 
Well, when I was young, now I 

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don't give a fuck, but at the 
time it was embarrassing. 

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So, you know, and they would 
watch me go on the toilet and 

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void my bowels and they did it 
over and over and over again 

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before we did a lot of strap on 
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So part of it was to get clean, 
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humiliation part of it. 
Some people get off on it. 

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It's like an entire thing, you 
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You know, I can do a lot of 
things, but standing in a room 

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smelling someone else's fecal 
matter is not on my list at all 

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in life. 
Mine either. 

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I guess we're getting. 
Picky and there's something 

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about a guy shit that smells 
like shit and sweaty balls. 

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There's nothing appealing about 
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A Male shit smells worse than 
female shit. 

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A. 100%. 
I've never really noticed. 100%.

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I haven't got around and 
investigated that, yeah. 

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Because you got to think those 
balls are up against that 

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asshole quite a bit. 
I'm going to take your word for 

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this. 
I don't want to investigate. 

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Yes, I think it's very true. 
Well, just for I'm not even 

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going to mention this one. 
This is terrible. 

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You don't need to mention 
anything with shit or enema 

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that's. 
Why I just passed that good? 

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Boy, good boy. 
OK, well this face sitting is 

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the next one. 
They don't really have a fancy 

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name for it and that's sad. 
I was hoping to learn a new 

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term. 
I do like face sitting though. 

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Everyone likes face setting. 
I would say that everyone 

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there's a movie 1 Crazy Summer. 
Did you see that? 

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No, the guy was buried on the 
beach up to his neck. 

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OK. 
And then the guy, his friends 

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left him. 
Yes, I remember that. 

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Dude came up big. 
Dude. 

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Yeah, on top of him and he 
started eating chicken and then 

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beans and then he farted on the 
poor guy. 

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Yes, and that would be a 
terrible face sitting adventure.

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Yeah, that would be horrible. 
You and leather pants or the 

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spandex. 
Oh my God, a man's dream come 

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true. 
I was going to say we do a lot 

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of that, but as long as we have 
our clothes on, yeah, but. 

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That's the fun part of it. 
It's the power thing. 

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It is. 
There's other ways it can be fun

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too. 
Which of course you know that 

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went to the letters and numbers.
Are we next figging? 

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We've talked about that before. 
Oh, we love figging. 

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Who doesn't love figging? 
Or only a lot of people who had 

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it shoved in them. 
I don't know. 

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I liked it to a point, You know,
you have to be in the right 

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mindset for it. 
You know, I'm just wondering why

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they didn't call it gingering. 
The Brits, this is a Victorian 

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thing, and they would stick to 
ginger root up their butt and 

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then they would cane them or 
flog them because your butt 

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cheeks would hold together and 
clench and it would make it 

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hurt. 
But seriously, somebody figured 

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this shit out. 
Somebody took a ginger root 

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shoved up their ass was I guess 
human beings have been shoving 

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things up their ass forever and 
they just figured out that this 

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one burns. 
Ingenious. 

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Well, yeah, thank you. 
I don't want to say that word, 

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OK? 
No. 

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Why frauding? 
Have you heard of that one? 

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No, tell me. 
That is where two males wrote 

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their penises together. 
I guess like tip to tip. 

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I've seen a video of that before
and I, okay, I've never done it.

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I don't know if you've ever seen
it. 

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They mentioned furries here and 
we've. 

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I don't know about you're. 
You're going a little fast 

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though. 
Let's let's go back up to 

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rubbing, to the Frick, to Dick. 
I tried to is. 

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It FRODDING. 
FROTTING, frotting. 

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Frotting OK with AT. 
Yeah, frotting. 

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OK to. 
Fraught and I've seen it where 

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two males rubbed up penises 
together. 

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I wonder how that would actually
feel. 

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Fraud. 
Would mean the tip of the penis 

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feels really good. 
Yeah. 

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So if another person had, you 
know, the same thing, it would 

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be like, and you put two 
clitorises together, you know, 

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same thing I guess, You know, 
you're just making each other 

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feel good, I suppose. 
I've never done it. 

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There was another one, I can't 
remember the name of it, but 

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they would fraught and if they 
had foreskin they would pull the

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foreskin up over the other 
person's Dick. 

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And they were. 
Seeing that OK, I have seen that

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I don't. 
Know if that was frauding, but 

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it was something like it. 
I once met a gay man. 

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I went to school with him, and 
he had told me that the thought 

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of anal sex, either topping or 
bottoming, was completely 

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unappealing to him. 
It was just the act that, you 

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know, he wanted to be gay and he
wanted to engage in, you know, 

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some type of male sex. 
So he was actually talking about

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frauding, but he didn't say the 
word frauding. 

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Instead, he said, I want to 
basically rub, rub Dicks 

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together to try to come. 
And, you know, to this day, I 

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think he's still a virgin. 
God bless him. 

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OK. 
So I don't know how well that 

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would work. 
I don't know I I would watch it 

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if it happened. 
Fuck yeah. 

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We'll both watch that. 
In fact, we're going to make 

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some dudes do it. 
That's what we're going to do. 

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There you go. 
Would it have to be a wreck? 

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Why I don't? 
Know I don't know well. 

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Maybe you don't mean you still 
feel with your Dick even if it's

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not a wreck. 
But you couldn't do the the 

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having sex with the foreskin, 
you know that? 

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No, you couldn't do it. 
We'd have to find a very special

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candidate for that, but fuck it,
I'll watch. 

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Yeah, there's very little I 
won't watch. 

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Let's see. 
Oh, here's a nice one. 

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The the fantasy name for group 
sex is polyterophilia. 

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OK, that's it. 
Just a fancy name for group sex.

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All right. 
And why not? 

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Sex with two people is fun. 
If you're gonna have 15, good 

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for you. 
Absolutely. 

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Yeah. 
I remember a lady that I had met

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a year ago and she told me that 
back in the 90s, a bunch of her 

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friends, she said there was 10 
to 15 of them, they would all 

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get together once a month and 
have group sex. 

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Nice. 
That's that's very nice. 

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Good for them. 
Yeah. 

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This particular page I'm going 
to skip over the HS. 

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You're not going. 
To OK, there's. 

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Some legality except for 
hypnotism. 

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OK the hypnotism is the safest 
one I can talk about is the 

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other ones are. 
Wow what a little list they have

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here. 
Yeah, a lot of guys want to be 

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hypnotized. 
It's the control thing really. 

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Lose control. 
We have somebody, especially a 

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hot awesome dominatrix that I'm 
looking at, reprogram your 

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brain. 
Thank you to fix the problems 

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that bug her. 
Yeah, well, I think that the 

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concept of hypnotism is ideal. 
However, not everyone can be 

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hypnotized. 
Yeah, it depends on how, how 

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well and how malleable your 
brain is to be receptive to it. 

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But you know. 
Ohh. 

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It's always going to try, yeah. 
What's that? 

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Sorry, I read ahead. 
I saw that. 

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You're getting excited. 
Intercrural and interfemoral 

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sex. 
OK. 

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That is when you put a penis 
between somebody'd thighs and 

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pump away. 
You did that. 

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Yeah, I did. 
You did. 

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We got a video of that. 
I've done calves, I have done 

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lower thighs, I haven't done 
upper thighs, but I didn't know 

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that was a word for it there. 
There's a slang term for it that

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I can't recall, but so how did? 
How did you like that when we 

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did? 
That I like it. 

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It's yeah. 
I've watched videos of it and it

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just looks hot for some reason. 
I guess it's like an ultimate 

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form of safe sex, but. 
You did it and. 

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You feel good. 
OK, that's what I'm asking. 

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Oh yeah, as long as you're lubed
up, yeah, you can hurt me. 

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Dig against anything you know 
but it. 

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It's kind of hot though, you 
know? 

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And I like legs. 
Yeah, why not? 

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You were watching that made it 
10 times hotter. 

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I was filming it, yeah, it was 
great. 

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Fuck, it's nice. 
Yeah, I think I've done calves. 

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They've also had people that do 
like the butt crack, where they 

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slide up and down inside the 
crack and oh, it's a thigh job. 

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That's what it was called. 
Quite funny. 

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That's awesome. 
I liked it. 

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That's awesome they had a name 
for it. 

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Jay. 
Jerk off instructions. 

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Pretty self-explanatory. 
Oh, absolutely. 

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I think you should do a video of
that just by yourself. 

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I think the. 
I know you always say that. 

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Oh, you have a great voice, and 
I think you're going to get a 

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lot of people who want to hear 
that. 

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All right. 
You can give a little sample 

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right now if you wanted to. 
Oh, all right. 

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Since we are on Jay. 
I think you're just horny, 

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Charles. 
Well, I like your voice. 

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Yeah, so you just want to like 
grab your cock and start 

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stroking it and grab the head of
it. 

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I think the fellows liked it. 
They might. 

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Let's. 
Just comment in the section that

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they want more. 
I think they could have 1/2 hour

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on this shit. 
They could. 

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OK, where was I? 
OK, well, I think you're 

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extremely partial. 
No, you have a great voice. 

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Well. 
Thank you. 

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OK, here's interesting to God. 
Can you pronounce this Cato 

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Tronophilia? 
OK. 

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A fetish for having sex in front
of mirrors. 

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All right, I've done this. 
Yeah, right. 

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OK, I didn't know there's a 
fetish for that, but I've done 

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it. 
Did you like it? 

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Yes, well, I like looking at 
whoever I'm with, looking at 

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myself, have sex is like, yeah, 
just always looks weird seeing 

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yourself on camera, you know, 
But watching like a partner at 

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different angles and a mirror is
kind of hot. 

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You know, I had this hotel room 
one time. 

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They had mirrors everywhere, all
around the room. 

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That was interesting. 
But distracting is a good word 

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is I enjoyed it. 
Do you like? 

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I yeah, I think it's neat. 
I funny story, I think I was 

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about 17 or 18 and my parents 
best friend, they had asked me 

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to come over and work on their 
computer. 

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Mm hmm. 
And it was in their bedroom. 

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Oh, oh, and I'm like, oh, you 
know, sure, no big deal. 

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I didn't. 
I didn't put two and two 

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together. 
Yeah, I'm. 

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Doing it, you know, and my 
mother had always told me that 

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they were huge perverts. 
Oh, you know, And I'm like, oh, 

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come on, not them. 
And I went. 

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In them. 
And I asked them and I went in 

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and they had a mirror for every 
fucking wall. 

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And I was like, she's like, you 
know, you gotta, you gotta fix 

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my computer. 
I've I've gotta go on webcam 

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tonight. 
I'm like, what? 

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And this is when webcam, like, 
first came out. 

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And I'm like, do what? 
And she's like, Oh yeah, you 

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know, we're going to have sex. 
And you see, we, we point the 

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camera up to the mirror on the 
ceiling. 

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And I looked at the ceiling and 
I was like, it was a full 

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fucking mirror. 
Nice. 

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Covering the entire length of 
their bed. 

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I mean, all the fucking mirrors 
they had in their room. 

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It was, yeah. 
It was to be honest, you were 

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not disgusted. 
No, I wasn't disgusted at all. 

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I was just like, yeah, whatever 
floats your boat. 

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Nice. 
But they were kind of like a 

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second mom and dad to me, so it 
was still. 

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Like it made that little weird. 
Yeah, it was a little weird, but

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it was still like, oh, good for 
them. 

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You know, I hope everybody's 
doing something, yeah. 

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Everybody's not, though, 
Charles. 

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I don't know. 
That's why they're miserable. 

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I think everybody needs a little
something. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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So hey, if I walk in on, you 
know, my my neighbor's doing 

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something. 
Rock on, bro. 

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Good for you. 
Yeah, and speaking good for you,

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Corona, Philia, a sexual 
fascination with Thunder and 

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lightning, I guess, like people 
that have have sex and 

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thunderstorms or rainstorms 
outside. 

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Never done it myself, have you? 
I have. 

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Oh, you like it? 
I did well. 

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Very nice. 
Whether the lightning flashing 

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and it shows the skin. 
Yeah, it was sexy, OK. 

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I've got a nice image of my mind
now. 

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Yeah, it was sexy. 
Kaguru, Kaguru me the fetish is 

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wearing anime mask. 
OK, I don't think I've seen 

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that. 
I've seen the anime wigs. 

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I have an existing a mask. 
OK. 

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OK, well I'm moving. 
I have no knowledge of this. 

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Well, OK, this is where Barbie 
would come into play. 

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Yeah, because she's very 
familiar with anime. 

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OK. 
But you know, anime in general, 

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it's kind of like a 
generalization of different 

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characters. 
So I mean I put like furries in 

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that category. 
OK, I've seen two different 

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things but. 
OK. 

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See, furries like just a stuffed
animal costume, right? 

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Or just the the face, you know. 
But I mean if it's anime maybe 

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they just mean like the 
character. 

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So I'm thinking the Sailor Moon,
but maybe that's not. 

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Maybe that's too general. 
Don't see the Sailor Moon 

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outfits and they're cute. 
Yeah, but OK, I think we we need

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people in our 20s for this one. 
We do we. 

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Do the other key is knife play 
I'm. 

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Going to tell you a Sailor Moon 
story though after this. 

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Oh, you don't want to share it 
with the? 

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Crowd. 
Oh no, it's funny. 

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You'll like it. 
What that means, people, is is 

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really dirty. 
OK, you've talked about this one

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before. 
Lactation. 

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I think the real word was 
lactophilia. 

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Yeah, Look, one second when we 
get to the ills. 

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Wikipedia has a lovely list. 
And by the way, fetishes are 

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actually called paraphilias. 
That's right. 

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Yeah, it's called lactophilia. 
OK. 

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OK, I've never done it. 
All the kinky women you've 

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fucked and you have not sucked 
on a titty with milk. 

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I've sucked on plenty of titties
but nobody and even the pregnant

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woman I I had sex with her once.
She wasn't lactating yet. 

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I've never had a lactating 
experience. 

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Poor, poor Charles. 
I I don't feel poor for this. 

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Really. 
Not really, I would. 

395
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,920
Have thought you'd been down 
with that. 

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If somebody whipped out a titty 
and said here try it, I'll do 

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it. 
But it never has been on the 

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list and go out and try it. 
It just, it hasn't. 

399
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The opportunity hasn't arisen 
and I've never been, God, I've 

400
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got to go do this, you know, 
it's just it hasn't been there. 

401
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Gotcha. 
Have you seen it in person? 

402
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There was a girl that came to 
the dungeon one evening and we 

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were having a gathering and I 
had just gone to bed and she was

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talking about needing to express
her breasts. 

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She had had a baby and you know 
she was full. 

406
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,840
So anyway someone suggested, 
well hey, can we all try it? 

407
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,600
OK, so she was filling up little
shot glasses for everyone to 

408
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drink her breast milk. 
Yeah, I'd probably do it, yeah, 

409
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but I don't know if I'd regret 
it after. 

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I don't feel great thinking 
about it now. 

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00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:03,120
Well, as I told you, my very 
dear friends, we live next door 

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together for almost 20 years. 
You remember this story and you 

413
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,120
know it's just a simple fact of 
I. 

414
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I never ate this woman's food 
because I never trusted her and 

415
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her kids, you know, they weren't
trust their Mama but ultimately 

416
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she was thawing out her 
daughters breast milk and 

417
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putting it in their. 
Food. 

418
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,480
Yeah, the macaroni and cheese. 
I remember that. 

419
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Twice baked potatoes. 
Pancakes. 

420
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Yeah. 
OK, not to change the subject. 

421
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Ohh yeah, actually tied into it.
Yum Yum. 

422
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,200
I'm going to really destroy the 
pronunciation of this word. 

423
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OK, I do it. 
My SC Ophelia Sexual attractant 

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sexual attraction to pregnant 
women or giving birth I get any 

425
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of the guys with the Prego 
fantasies the pregnant. 

426
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Lady Mike Tyson has a a pregnant
woman fantasy. 

427
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,440
OK, a big fetish. 
He was doing an interview with 

428
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,520
Eminem, and he specifically 
said, yeah, I remember when I 

429
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was chronically masturbating to 
all these pregnant women, and 

430
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,920
I'm not doing the Mike Tyson 
imitation, but I love this man. 

431
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,480
I like Tyson. 
And I love the way he talks 

432
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,120
because to me, he's adorable. 
But yeah, he's a scary 

433
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,000
motherfucker. 
But he was talking to Eminem and

434
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,680
he was just like, man, you know,
when I was going through this, 

435
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,000
he's like, I was chronically 
masturbating to pregnant women 

436
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,200
and, and Eminem's face was like 
in complete shock. 

437
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,720
Friends of mine really like 
pregnant women because they say 

438
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,600
it feels warmer. 
And my wonderful thing is 1, You

439
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,840
know, she puts out two. 
You don't have to use birth 

440
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,040
control because damage done. 
Yeah. 

441
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,280
Done. 
My God you're you're ruining 

442
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,240
your glowing personality right 
there. 

443
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,520
Well, it's it's. 
True, she's already done. 

444
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,160
You don't want to wear a condom,
but don't want to get somebody 

445
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,800
pregnant? 
She's already pregnant. 

446
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,680
Yeah, you know. 
Yeah. 

447
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,640
Baby's already in there. 
It doesn't work, you know? 

448
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,200
Yeah. 
Busted some guys today. 

449
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,760
They always said it was warmer. 
I couldn't tell the difference. 

450
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,160
Maybe they were full of shit. 
I think they're full of shit. 

451
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,040
Yeah, so teachers all know Yeah,
it just never really has been a 

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rude that. 
Or their Dick was bigger and 

453
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,840
going deeper inside Charles I. 
Don't care what they're doing, 

454
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,800
I'm OK with my little wee 
speaking in which let's go ahead

455
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,440
and get it back to crazy 
masculine Leo OK fetish 

456
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,840
dedicated to armpits including 
kissing, licking and smelling. 

457
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,440
Oh, we have someone enjoy the. 
Armpit before. 

458
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,280
I bet you have. 
Because why not? 

459
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,800
Why not? 
Did you like it? 

460
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,800
Yeah, because it was different. 
OK, but the look on her face was

461
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,760
the best because she was like 
what the fuck are we doing? 

462
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,440
Well, I love that look. 
Yeah, that's why I checked the 

463
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,400
item up my little list and moved
on. 

464
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,000
But why not? 
Well, yeah, you know, there's a 

465
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,840
guy that he likes to come just 
for a woman in like a crop top 

466
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,720
and shorts so he can lick and 
sniff their armpits. 

467
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,640
I could see licking. 
He loves. 

468
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,880
It it depends on the woman. 
It's not like I just want to go 

469
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,560
at random. 
Yeah, but like, yeah, if you 

470
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,280
lifted your arm. 
Oh my God, yeah, in a second. 

471
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,520
But I couldn't see licking a 
hairy armpit. 

472
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Yeah, the teachers on. 
Actually, I know there's a 

473
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,760
fetish towards sexual Bush, 
toward pubic hair. 

474
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,880
It's on one of the other. 
I'll get to that in a minute 

475
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,520
when we get closer to that. 
This is cool. 

476
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,080
Make an Ophelia. 
OK, Sexual attraction and 

477
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,840
arousal by machines. 
While other fetishes objectify 

478
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,840
robots and there's actually a 
robophilia, that's where 

479
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,760
attraction to robots. 
This can include a wider 

480
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,600
variety, and it may also go 
along with the desire to have 

481
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,560
sex in or on a machine. 
This is a car, bike or plane. 

482
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,880
A lot of people love cars. 
Like having sex in the back of a

483
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,520
69 Camaro. 
Nice. 

484
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,840
Or some women like Harley's, you
know, and people are part of the

485
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,000
Mile High Club, you know, 
because of planes. 

486
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,800
So apparently some people are 
attracted to the machines. 

487
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,840
But you have plenty of machines 
in your dungeon. 

488
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,600
Oh indeed. 
I taught you one, you have a 

489
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,160
motor, Bony, there's two fucking
machines, there's a sliding 

490
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,240
fucking chair. 
There's all kind of implements 

491
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,520
down there, definitely. 
So come on down if you want to 

492
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,920
have sex with a machine. 
Well, I was going to say, I was 

493
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,200
watching this demo and they were
showing how well they're making 

494
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,960
these sex dolls so robotic. 
Oh yeah, it's incredible. 

495
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,920
Some of them are giving 
blowjobs. 

496
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,080
I don't one of them, I can't 
remember the company, but they 

497
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,920
they've included AI. 
Yeah. 

498
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,520
And this fucking thing would get
jealous if you look at another 

499
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,560
woman, like on TV or in a 
magazine, and she'll quit 

500
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,680
talking to you. 
And I'm thinking, guys, what the

501
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,960
fuck are you thinking about? 
Yeah, why? 

502
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,360
This perfect thing. 
Yeah, why would they ruin it? 

503
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,440
And. 
Then you fucked it up. 

504
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,840
Idiots. 
I guess they wanted people would

505
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,320
have the real experience. 
No bad, shame on you. 

506
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,560
No, they want a sexy fantasy. 
I've heard you wanted your 

507
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,960
podcast that women, some male 
robots, get some diversity out 

508
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,680
there and you're good. 
You should. 

509
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,920
They should have robot. 
Yeah. 

510
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,200
And honestly, the male sex 
dolls, they don't look like a 

511
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,320
dude. 
They're not putting a lot of 

512
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,440
effort in they're. 
Not putting a lot of effort into

513
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,040
it. 
OK, I haven't seen a lot. 

514
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,080
They really aren't you. 
You need to look at them. 

515
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,720
They look like an oversized GI 
Joe from the 60s. 

516
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,520
Yeah, it's just, it's terrible. 
They could do better. 

517
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,120
They could do way better they. 
Could do like an Elvis elbow 

518
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,280
model. 
You know, that was. 

519
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,400
Yeah, Elvis. 
I, you know, I was thinking like

520
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,120
a Ryan Reynolds. 
Oh, yeah. 

521
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,480
Ryan Gosling. 
Oh. 

522
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,880
A Deadpool. 
Give somebody, yeah, and they 

523
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,760
need to put like fucking real 
human hair on them, not fucking 

524
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,520
synthetic shit hair, OK? 
Yeah, I haven't been close to 1.

525
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,440
I honestly have. 
I like one just for the hell of 

526
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,400
it. 
Yeah, but man, some of these 

527
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,240
things are high. 
Oh, they're crazy. 

528
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:57,000
I remember years ago there was 
an actual brothel in South Korea

529
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,120
that had all real dolls. 
And I don't know if it's still 

530
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,840
open or not, but I, I, I would 
actually go to one of those 

531
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:07,000
places just to try it because 
some of the, the fancier models 

532
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,560
are thousands of dollars. 
I think they got some cheap ones

533
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,400
from under 1000. 
Now they do, but you know, I'm 

534
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,320
sure they're getting good. 
When I was in New York two years

535
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,280
ago, I was looking on Craigslist
and they were selling, you know,

536
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,600
different people. 
They're used sex dolls. 

537
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,680
OK, Yeah, they're real dolls. 
I think some of them have 

538
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,800
detachable vaginas now. 
They do. 

539
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,240
OK, we got way off topic, do we?
No, why not? 

540
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,360
We're just we're talking about 
real dolls and robots. 

541
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,480
Why? 
Not if anybody has one that 

542
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,120
donates to the dungeon. 
Yeah, all donations are 

543
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,720
accepted. 
Absolutely. 

544
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,080
I'll do the cleaning. 
Right, Charles, we got room for 

545
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,680
one more. 
Yes, let's make it a good one. 

546
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,560
Yes, make it a good one. 
Well. 

547
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,480
Since we're recording Mix 
Ophelia OK, never heard of this 

548
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,920
one. 
I never heard of the name, but 

549
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,480
certainly a kink related to 
watching yourself having sex. 

550
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,480
Recording sex and mirrors are 
two way to enjoy this kink. 

551
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,240
A lot of people have been on 
recordings. 

552
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,760
I don't know the name, but Mix 
Ophelia. 

553
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,960
OK, we learned something new. 
Well, whatever floats their boat

554
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,800
or their little perversion 
boats. 

555
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,000
I love it. 
But I'm looking forward to this 

556
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,200
week. 
Liv is going to come back 

557
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,880
tomorrow and people are lining 
up. 

558
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,840
Oh, here's a perfect one to 
leave on. 

559
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:27,040
All right, perfect one. 
Narrativefilia Affair is shared 

560
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,960
by those who enjoy telling and 
listening to dirty stories, 

561
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,880
talking about sex, or 
incorporating dirty talk into 

562
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,440
sex. 
Well, there we go. 

563
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,080
That's better. 
We do that all the time. 

564
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,920
We have a listener and I can't 
recall his name. 

565
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:50,560
He posted and commented on the 
on the episode that I just, oh, 

566
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,800
it was the asylum that I had 
read. 

567
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,440
And he said he's listened to it 
repeatedly. 

568
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,680
OK. 
So I'm glad they love it. 

569
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,160
I'm glad they enjoy it. 
Yeah, the guys that listen to 

570
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,360
you and can ejaculate just from 
your voice. 

571
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,720
I'm very envious of that little 
talent. 

572
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,160
Was that fellow Tony in New 
York? 

573
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,480
Tony. 
Yeah, we love Tony, he wrote me 

574
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,800
recently. 
So got to love Tony. 

575
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,560
I hope he's keeping a a thing of
paper towels in his truck. 

576
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,520
Absolutely good for him. 
Here's that you, Tony, and until

577
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,360
then, thanks for listening. 
This has been the latest episode

578
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,120
of Call Me Mistress.
