Hi everyone, Welcome to the latest episode of Call Me
Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and today I've got with me my little sidekick Charles.
Hello Perverge, good to see you again.
I want to say Charo. You remember Charo?
From 80's the chick with the yeah the hot.
Chick, yes. Yeah, the 70s.
Yeah, she was adorable and she's still fucking adorable.
Nice. All right, Charles, now today we
are going to talk again about fetishes and kinks.
We stopped at D Should we finish with D or begin with E?
Well, D begins with Dicks, so. Well, this is.
Let's do it. Dracophilia, A fetish for
Dragons. Fantasy fetish companies such as
Bad Dragon make dragon dildos, including those that ejaculate.
But I was thinking, well I've seen those dildos but there was
an entire fetish dedicated to it.
Oh yeah? Have you watched dragon porn?
Have you watched? I have not.
Yeah, there's a lot of people and they will want to get fucked
with dragon dildos. I've seen those.
Yeah, and then they have AI cartoon type porn and it's, you
know, like anime almost, but you know, it's people getting fucked
by Dragons. I saw tentacle porn once, yeah,
just to to see what the hell it was and then OK teach his own.
Yeah, I might check it out if I accidentally come across it.
I did see blueberry porn one time.
Yeah, have you seen an octopus shoved up a woman's pussy?
So squid. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are
you and I doing watching Asian porn?
It happens. You go, you go look for one
thing you do, you fall down a rabbit hole.
You do. You fall down really hard.
I mean, you see, you see a blonde and a brunette going down
at each other and then it's a all BBC gangbang.
Yeah, with a short lady. And then it, it just morphs over
into a, you know, my God. Why is she got squid in her
pussy? Hey, who am I to question it?
Yeah, I'm. I'm totally with you, but
whatever. Alright, let's see elastophilia.
Elastophilia. Elastophilia footage for
stretchy materials including spandex, latex, and silicone.
Oh. We know that.
Yeah, it's very pretty. It is.
And you, you do have a a thing for those sorts of pants.
I do. And I'm so glad you do.
I like PVC, but I, I love to have some rubber.
I know dragonlings got a ton of rubber.
Oh yeah, you know, and, but it requires more care.
You have to get good quality or you know, it tears very easily,
you know, but it's it's latex is sexy, PVC is sexy.
The faux leather can be sexy, but it's not very eye-catching,
no. I kind of like it, yeah.
I mean, you like it, sure, but it's not like, poof, wow, you
know? Yeah, you know, the shiny really
stands out. It the shiny always stands out.
OK, next electric play. OK, we've done a lot of that
here. 10s units, Violet wands, that sort of thing.
I'm not really into it as much these days.
Yeah, but when I was younger I tried a lot of it.
What was Ruby always getting you with?
It wasn't a violent wand, but it was something like that.
It was almost like a little bug zapper.
Yeah. And she loved the head of my
Dick with that thing. Yeah.
And everything else she can get her hand on.
And I forgot the name of it, but it was a a carbon blade that was
attached to an electric device. And whenever she would touch you
with it, it would shock you. I can't remember the name of
that one though. I've used 10s units with the
bands and the pads and the straps and some people can
ejaculate from that. I never could.
I could never get there with it. Did you see anybody?
Oh fuck yeah, I've done it. I've used the pads multiple
times on both sides of a Dick and they've came that way
repeatedly. I have to try it again.
Yeah, I think it's like a lot of other things, because I have to
get close to ejaculating first, like for a prostate massage.
Yeah, I had to get close on my own before I can do that.
I was going to say that it more or less is like a vibration.
I mean it's a contraction obviously, but but you never
really get off to like vibrations.
I think it doesn't do anything for me.
Yeah. I think you were shocked with
10s. It's like a thumping.
Yeah. You know, it's like a pulse.
It's just. Have you ever tried it on
yourself like a 10S? I have I have I and I've used
the 10s unit for years. I use it on my shoulder, it
works pretty good. Yeah, but you have to be careful
with it. Don't get a full power
automatically. I did that once while holding
the controller and it didn't work.
And I'm like oh Oh no. And I didn't push the lead all
the way in. So I pushed the lead and my arm
started spiraling out of control while I was holding the fucking.
Controller. Gripped, it feels funny
community. Well, I'm sure the three
students would have loved that. I'm sure they would have.
Moving on. All right, enemas, Clispophilia.
Lovely. Inserting a tube into the anus
and using a liquid to clean out the rectum.
God. Listen, lovely is not a
adjective whatsoever. Describe enema that.
That is never the adjective to use.
OK, you're you're trying to suction out and flush shit out
of your asshole. It is not lovely.
Something you have to do. But yes, I have been to a
dungeon. I have been to a dungeon where
this was one of their big things and it was about the humiliation
aspect of it. Because I had three women in a
room giving me an enema and they basically watched me because I'm
on all fours with this giant bag running into my butt.
And it's a bit embarrassing. Well, when I was young, now I
don't give a fuck, but at the time it was embarrassing.
So, you know, and they would watch me go on the toilet and
void my bowels and they did it over and over and over again
before we did a lot of strap on play.
So part of it was to get clean, but part of it was the
humiliation part of it. Some people get off on it.
It's like an entire thing, you know?
You know, I can do a lot of things, but standing in a room
smelling someone else's fecal matter is not on my list at all
in life. Mine either.
I guess we're getting. Picky and there's something
about a guy shit that smells like shit and sweaty balls.
There's nothing appealing about it.
A Male shit smells worse than female shit.
A. 100%. I've never really noticed. 100%.
I haven't got around and investigated that, yeah.
Because you got to think those balls are up against that
asshole quite a bit. I'm going to take your word for
this. I don't want to investigate.
Yes, I think it's very true. Well, just for I'm not even
going to mention this one. This is terrible.
You don't need to mention anything with shit or enema
that's. Why I just passed that good?
Boy, good boy. OK, well this face sitting is
the next one. They don't really have a fancy
name for it and that's sad. I was hoping to learn a new
term. I do like face sitting though.
Everyone likes face setting. I would say that everyone
there's a movie 1 Crazy Summer. Did you see that?
No, the guy was buried on the beach up to his neck.
OK. And then the guy, his friends
left him. Yes, I remember that.
Dude came up big. Dude.
Yeah, on top of him and he started eating chicken and then
beans and then he farted on the poor guy.
Yes, and that would be a terrible face sitting adventure.
Yeah, that would be horrible. You and leather pants or the
spandex. Oh my God, a man's dream come
true. I was going to say we do a lot
of that, but as long as we have our clothes on, yeah, but.
That's the fun part of it. It's the power thing.
It is. There's other ways it can be fun
too. Which of course you know that
went to the letters and numbers. Are we next figging?
We've talked about that before. Oh, we love figging.
Who doesn't love figging? Or only a lot of people who had
it shoved in them. I don't know.
I liked it to a point, You know, you have to be in the right
mindset for it. You know, I'm just wondering why
they didn't call it gingering. The Brits, this is a Victorian
thing, and they would stick to ginger root up their butt and
then they would cane them or flog them because your butt
cheeks would hold together and clench and it would make it
hurt. But seriously, somebody figured
this shit out. Somebody took a ginger root
shoved up their ass was I guess human beings have been shoving
things up their ass forever and they just figured out that this
one burns. Ingenious.
Well, yeah, thank you. I don't want to say that word,
OK? No.
Why frauding? Have you heard of that one?
No, tell me. That is where two males wrote
their penises together. I guess like tip to tip.
I've seen a video of that before and I, okay, I've never done it.
I don't know if you've ever seen it.
They mentioned furries here and we've.
I don't know about you're. You're going a little fast
though. Let's let's go back up to
rubbing, to the Frick, to Dick. I tried to is.
It FRODDING. FROTTING, frotting.
Frotting OK with AT. Yeah, frotting.
OK to. Fraught and I've seen it where
two males rubbed up penises together.
I wonder how that would actually feel.
Fraud. Would mean the tip of the penis
feels really good. Yeah.
So if another person had, you know, the same thing, it would
be like, and you put two clitorises together, you know,
same thing I guess, You know, you're just making each other
feel good, I suppose. I've never done it.
There was another one, I can't remember the name of it, but
they would fraught and if they had foreskin they would pull the
foreskin up over the other person's Dick.
And they were. Seeing that OK, I have seen that
I don't. Know if that was frauding, but
it was something like it. I once met a gay man.
I went to school with him, and he had told me that the thought
of anal sex, either topping or bottoming, was completely
unappealing to him. It was just the act that, you
know, he wanted to be gay and he wanted to engage in, you know,
some type of male sex. So he was actually talking about
frauding, but he didn't say the word frauding.
Instead, he said, I want to basically rub, rub Dicks
together to try to come. And, you know, to this day, I
think he's still a virgin. God bless him.
OK. So I don't know how well that
would work. I don't know I I would watch it
if it happened. Fuck yeah.
We'll both watch that. In fact, we're going to make
some dudes do it. That's what we're going to do.
There you go. Would it have to be a wreck?
Why I don't? Know I don't know well.
Maybe you don't mean you still feel with your Dick even if it's
not a wreck. But you couldn't do the the
having sex with the foreskin, you know that?
No, you couldn't do it. We'd have to find a very special
candidate for that, but fuck it, I'll watch.
Yeah, there's very little I won't watch.
Let's see. Oh, here's a nice one.
The the fantasy name for group sex is polyterophilia.
OK, that's it. Just a fancy name for group sex.
All right. And why not?
Sex with two people is fun. If you're gonna have 15, good
for you. Absolutely.
Yeah. I remember a lady that I had met
a year ago and she told me that back in the 90s, a bunch of her
friends, she said there was 10 to 15 of them, they would all
get together once a month and have group sex.
Nice. That's that's very nice.
Good for them. Yeah.
This particular page I'm going to skip over the HS.
You're not going. To OK, there's.
Some legality except for hypnotism.
OK the hypnotism is the safest one I can talk about is the
other ones are. Wow what a little list they have
here. Yeah, a lot of guys want to be
hypnotized. It's the control thing really.
Lose control. We have somebody, especially a
hot awesome dominatrix that I'm looking at, reprogram your
brain. Thank you to fix the problems
that bug her. Yeah, well, I think that the
concept of hypnotism is ideal. However, not everyone can be
hypnotized. Yeah, it depends on how, how
well and how malleable your brain is to be receptive to it.
But you know. Ohh.
It's always going to try, yeah. What's that?
Sorry, I read ahead. I saw that.
You're getting excited. Intercrural and interfemoral
sex. OK.
That is when you put a penis between somebody'd thighs and
pump away. You did that.
Yeah, I did. You did.
We got a video of that. I've done calves, I have done
lower thighs, I haven't done upper thighs, but I didn't know
that was a word for it there. There's a slang term for it that
I can't recall, but so how did? How did you like that when we
did? That I like it.
It's yeah. I've watched videos of it and it
just looks hot for some reason. I guess it's like an ultimate
form of safe sex, but. You did it and.
You feel good. OK, that's what I'm asking.
Oh yeah, as long as you're lubed up, yeah, you can hurt me.
Dig against anything you know but it.
It's kind of hot though, you know?
And I like legs. Yeah, why not?
You were watching that made it 10 times hotter.
I was filming it, yeah, it was great.
Fuck, it's nice. Yeah, I think I've done calves.
They've also had people that do like the butt crack, where they
slide up and down inside the crack and oh, it's a thigh job.
That's what it was called. Quite funny.
That's awesome. I liked it.
That's awesome they had a name for it.
Jay. Jerk off instructions.
Pretty self-explanatory. Oh, absolutely.
I think you should do a video of that just by yourself.
I think the. I know you always say that.
Oh, you have a great voice, and I think you're going to get a
lot of people who want to hear that.
All right. You can give a little sample
right now if you wanted to. Oh, all right.
Since we are on Jay. I think you're just horny,
Charles. Well, I like your voice.
Yeah, so you just want to like grab your cock and start
stroking it and grab the head of it.
I think the fellows liked it. They might.
Let's. Just comment in the section that
they want more. I think they could have 1/2 hour
on this shit. They could.
OK, where was I? OK, well, I think you're
extremely partial. No, you have a great voice.
Well. Thank you.
OK, here's interesting to God. Can you pronounce this Cato
Tronophilia? OK.
A fetish for having sex in front of mirrors.
All right, I've done this. Yeah, right.
OK, I didn't know there's a fetish for that, but I've done
it. Did you like it?
Yes, well, I like looking at whoever I'm with, looking at
myself, have sex is like, yeah, just always looks weird seeing
yourself on camera, you know, But watching like a partner at
different angles and a mirror is kind of hot.
You know, I had this hotel room one time.
They had mirrors everywhere, all around the room.
That was interesting. But distracting is a good word
is I enjoyed it. Do you like?
I yeah, I think it's neat. I funny story, I think I was
about 17 or 18 and my parents best friend, they had asked me
to come over and work on their computer.
Mm hmm. And it was in their bedroom.
Oh, oh, and I'm like, oh, you know, sure, no big deal.
I didn't. I didn't put two and two
together. Yeah, I'm.
Doing it, you know, and my mother had always told me that
they were huge perverts. Oh, you know, And I'm like, oh,
come on, not them. And I went.
In them. And I asked them and I went in
and they had a mirror for every fucking wall.
And I was like, she's like, you know, you gotta, you gotta fix
my computer. I've I've gotta go on webcam
tonight. I'm like, what?
And this is when webcam, like, first came out.
And I'm like, do what? And she's like, Oh yeah, you
know, we're going to have sex. And you see, we, we point the
camera up to the mirror on the ceiling.
And I looked at the ceiling and I was like, it was a full
fucking mirror. Nice.
Covering the entire length of their bed.
I mean, all the fucking mirrors they had in their room.
It was, yeah. It was to be honest, you were
not disgusted. No, I wasn't disgusted at all.
I was just like, yeah, whatever floats your boat.
Nice. But they were kind of like a
second mom and dad to me, so it was still.
Like it made that little weird. Yeah, it was a little weird, but
it was still like, oh, good for them.
You know, I hope everybody's doing something, yeah.
Everybody's not, though, Charles.
I don't know. That's why they're miserable.
I think everybody needs a little something.
Yeah. Yeah.
So hey, if I walk in on, you know, my my neighbor's doing
something. Rock on, bro.
Good for you. Yeah, and speaking good for you,
Corona, Philia, a sexual fascination with Thunder and
lightning, I guess, like people that have have sex and
thunderstorms or rainstorms outside.
Never done it myself, have you? I have.
Oh, you like it? I did well.
Very nice. Whether the lightning flashing
and it shows the skin. Yeah, it was sexy, OK.
I've got a nice image of my mind now.
Yeah, it was sexy. Kaguru, Kaguru me the fetish is
wearing anime mask. OK, I don't think I've seen
that. I've seen the anime wigs.
I have an existing a mask. OK.
OK, well I'm moving. I have no knowledge of this.
Well, OK, this is where Barbie would come into play.
Yeah, because she's very familiar with anime.
OK. But you know, anime in general,
it's kind of like a generalization of different
characters. So I mean I put like furries in
that category. OK, I've seen two different
things but. OK.
See, furries like just a stuffed animal costume, right?
Or just the the face, you know. But I mean if it's anime maybe
they just mean like the character.
So I'm thinking the Sailor Moon, but maybe that's not.
Maybe that's too general. Don't see the Sailor Moon
outfits and they're cute. Yeah, but OK, I think we we need
people in our 20s for this one. We do we.
Do the other key is knife play I'm.
Going to tell you a Sailor Moon story though after this.
Oh, you don't want to share it with the?
Crowd. Oh no, it's funny.
You'll like it. What that means, people, is is
really dirty. OK, you've talked about this one
before. Lactation.
I think the real word was lactophilia.
Yeah, Look, one second when we get to the ills.
Wikipedia has a lovely list. And by the way, fetishes are
actually called paraphilias. That's right.
Yeah, it's called lactophilia. OK.
OK, I've never done it. All the kinky women you've
fucked and you have not sucked on a titty with milk.
I've sucked on plenty of titties but nobody and even the pregnant
woman I I had sex with her once. She wasn't lactating yet.
I've never had a lactating experience.
Poor, poor Charles. I I don't feel poor for this.
Really. Not really, I would.
Have thought you'd been down with that.
If somebody whipped out a titty and said here try it, I'll do
it. But it never has been on the
list and go out and try it. It just, it hasn't.
The opportunity hasn't arisen and I've never been, God, I've
got to go do this, you know, it's just it hasn't been there.
Gotcha. Have you seen it in person?
There was a girl that came to the dungeon one evening and we
were having a gathering and I had just gone to bed and she was
talking about needing to express her breasts.
She had had a baby and you know she was full.
So anyway someone suggested, well hey, can we all try it?
OK, so she was filling up little shot glasses for everyone to
drink her breast milk. Yeah, I'd probably do it, yeah,
but I don't know if I'd regret it after.
I don't feel great thinking about it now.
Well, as I told you, my very dear friends, we live next door
together for almost 20 years. You remember this story and you
know it's just a simple fact of I.
I never ate this woman's food because I never trusted her and
her kids, you know, they weren't trust their Mama but ultimately
she was thawing out her daughters breast milk and
putting it in their. Food.
Yeah, the macaroni and cheese. I remember that.
Twice baked potatoes. Pancakes.
Yeah. OK, not to change the subject.
Ohh yeah, actually tied into it. Yum Yum.
I'm going to really destroy the pronunciation of this word.
OK, I do it. My SC Ophelia Sexual attractant
sexual attraction to pregnant women or giving birth I get any
of the guys with the Prego fantasies the pregnant.
Lady Mike Tyson has a a pregnant woman fantasy.
OK, a big fetish. He was doing an interview with
Eminem, and he specifically said, yeah, I remember when I
was chronically masturbating to all these pregnant women, and
I'm not doing the Mike Tyson imitation, but I love this man.
I like Tyson. And I love the way he talks
because to me, he's adorable. But yeah, he's a scary
motherfucker. But he was talking to Eminem and
he was just like, man, you know, when I was going through this,
he's like, I was chronically masturbating to pregnant women
and, and Eminem's face was like in complete shock.
Friends of mine really like pregnant women because they say
it feels warmer. And my wonderful thing is 1, You
know, she puts out two. You don't have to use birth
control because damage done. Yeah.
Done. My God you're you're ruining
your glowing personality right there.
Well, it's it's. True, she's already done.
You don't want to wear a condom, but don't want to get somebody
pregnant? She's already pregnant.
Yeah, you know. Yeah.
Baby's already in there. It doesn't work, you know?
Yeah. Busted some guys today.
They always said it was warmer. I couldn't tell the difference.
Maybe they were full of shit. I think they're full of shit.
Yeah, so teachers all know Yeah, it just never really has been a
rude that. Or their Dick was bigger and
going deeper inside Charles I. Don't care what they're doing,
I'm OK with my little wee speaking in which let's go ahead
and get it back to crazy masculine Leo OK fetish
dedicated to armpits including kissing, licking and smelling.
Oh, we have someone enjoy the. Armpit before.
I bet you have. Because why not?
Why not? Did you like it?
Yeah, because it was different. OK, but the look on her face was
the best because she was like what the fuck are we doing?
Well, I love that look. Yeah, that's why I checked the
item up my little list and moved on.
But why not? Well, yeah, you know, there's a
guy that he likes to come just for a woman in like a crop top
and shorts so he can lick and sniff their armpits.
I could see licking. He loves.
It it depends on the woman. It's not like I just want to go
at random. Yeah, but like, yeah, if you
lifted your arm. Oh my God, yeah, in a second.
But I couldn't see licking a hairy armpit.
Yeah, the teachers on. Actually, I know there's a
fetish towards sexual Bush, toward pubic hair.
It's on one of the other. I'll get to that in a minute
when we get closer to that. This is cool.
Make an Ophelia. OK, Sexual attraction and
arousal by machines. While other fetishes objectify
robots and there's actually a robophilia, that's where
attraction to robots. This can include a wider
variety, and it may also go along with the desire to have
sex in or on a machine. This is a car, bike or plane.
A lot of people love cars. Like having sex in the back of a
69 Camaro. Nice.
Or some women like Harley's, you know, and people are part of the
Mile High Club, you know, because of planes.
So apparently some people are attracted to the machines.
But you have plenty of machines in your dungeon.
Oh indeed. I taught you one, you have a
motor, Bony, there's two fucking machines, there's a sliding
fucking chair. There's all kind of implements
down there, definitely. So come on down if you want to
have sex with a machine. Well, I was going to say, I was
watching this demo and they were showing how well they're making
these sex dolls so robotic. Oh yeah, it's incredible.
Some of them are giving blowjobs.
I don't one of them, I can't remember the company, but they
they've included AI. Yeah.
And this fucking thing would get jealous if you look at another
woman, like on TV or in a magazine, and she'll quit
talking to you. And I'm thinking, guys, what the
fuck are you thinking about? Yeah, why?
This perfect thing. Yeah, why would they ruin it?
And. Then you fucked it up.
Idiots. I guess they wanted people would
have the real experience. No bad, shame on you.
No, they want a sexy fantasy. I've heard you wanted your
podcast that women, some male robots, get some diversity out
there and you're good. You should.
They should have robot. Yeah.
And honestly, the male sex dolls, they don't look like a
dude. They're not putting a lot of
effort in they're. Not putting a lot of effort into
it. OK, I haven't seen a lot.
They really aren't you. You need to look at them.
They look like an oversized GI Joe from the 60s.
Yeah, it's just, it's terrible. They could do better.
They could do way better they. Could do like an Elvis elbow
model. You know, that was.
Yeah, Elvis. I, you know, I was thinking like
a Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah.
Ryan Gosling. Oh.
A Deadpool. Give somebody, yeah, and they
need to put like fucking real human hair on them, not fucking
synthetic shit hair, OK? Yeah, I haven't been close to 1.
I honestly have. I like one just for the hell of
it. Yeah, but man, some of these
things are high. Oh, they're crazy.
I remember years ago there was an actual brothel in South Korea
that had all real dolls. And I don't know if it's still
open or not, but I, I, I would actually go to one of those
places just to try it because some of the, the fancier models
are thousands of dollars. I think they got some cheap ones
from under 1000. Now they do, but you know, I'm
sure they're getting good. When I was in New York two years
ago, I was looking on Craigslist and they were selling, you know,
different people. They're used sex dolls.
OK, Yeah, they're real dolls. I think some of them have
detachable vaginas now. They do.
OK, we got way off topic, do we? No, why not?
We're just we're talking about real dolls and robots.
Why? Not if anybody has one that
donates to the dungeon. Yeah, all donations are
accepted. Absolutely.
I'll do the cleaning. Right, Charles, we got room for
one more. Yes, let's make it a good one.
Yes, make it a good one. Well.
Since we're recording Mix Ophelia OK, never heard of this
one. I never heard of the name, but
certainly a kink related to watching yourself having sex.
Recording sex and mirrors are two way to enjoy this kink.
A lot of people have been on recordings.
I don't know the name, but Mix Ophelia.
OK, we learned something new. Well, whatever floats their boat
or their little perversion boats.
I love it. But I'm looking forward to this
week. Liv is going to come back
tomorrow and people are lining up.
Oh, here's a perfect one to leave on.
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That's better. We do that all the time.
We have a listener and I can't recall his name.
He posted and commented on the on the episode that I just, oh,
it was the asylum that I had read.
And he said he's listened to it repeatedly.
OK. So I'm glad they love it.
I'm glad they enjoy it. Yeah, the guys that listen to
you and can ejaculate just from your voice.
I'm very envious of that little talent.
Was that fellow Tony in New York?
Tony. Yeah, we love Tony, he wrote me
recently. So got to love Tony.
I hope he's keeping a a thing of paper towels in his truck.
Absolutely good for him. Here's that you, Tony, and until
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