1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,720 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,400 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me, ma'am. 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,840 Live. Hi, guys. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,800 Then we have our summer fun slave who is in the house, hey? 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,160 How's it going? You sounded Italian there, hey. 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:29,240 Pesto pest racist I think. Isn't everything these days? 7 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:39,360 Culturally inappropriate. It's. 8 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:47,920 A spicy meatball. Speaking of spicy meatballs, PO, 9 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,280 you're a dude. We're talking today. 10 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,120 We're going to talk about dating women. 11 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:59,360 Now we're prompting you at some point to do a dating profile. 12 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,200 Yes. We're going to help you with 13 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,760 that this summer. I I look forward to it, Would 14 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,040 you? Be on Christian Mingle. 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,280 Oh, you know, I was thinking farmers only, you know, You 16 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,080 know, you start, you'll get low and you go high, you know? 17 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:18,520 Farmersonly.com. Well, that's Ricola. 18 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:25,120 Ricola Well, you know a. Lot of our friends, it's kind of 19 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,800 funny because Liv has experienced this. 20 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,040 She has gone out with people who have dated other people that 21 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,640 she's known and crisscrossed back and forth and it's like 1, 22 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,160 we're in a small area, 2. You know, it is, it's just a 23 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:43,760 couple cities and combined and it's kind of fucking funny 24 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,480 because it's all in one dating site, which is Facebook Dating. 25 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,160 But it's funny because everybody fucking knows everybody. 26 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,160 Without knowing anybody. Yes. 27 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,800 Yeah, I, I, I didn't even know that Facebook had a, a dating 28 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,840 that's. Area well we're going to dabble 29 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,000 in it just for you I. Think it's classier than Tinder. 30 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,080 Tinder's like get hookup site. You know, Facebook, I feel like 31 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,040 everything can be turned into a hookup, but I feel like Facebook 32 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,960 was a little classier. Have you been on Bumble? 33 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,199 Before yes girls can talk 1st and that was annoying because 34 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,800 I'm like I want them to ask. Me you're 1. 35 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,080 Of those girls. OK, OK, The traditionalist. 36 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,720 Well. You know, my mom always said 37 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,840 never chase after a man and she absolutely fucking right. 38 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,200 So I think that's a that's a step in the right direction, 39 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,600 honestly, because men need to search, they need to hunt. 40 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,400 They need, yeah, the hunters. I would agree with that. 41 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,840 There's there's a certain majestic characteristics in the 42 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,800 thrill of the hunt. Once you start know the 43 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,000 pursuing, I guess the old predator prey evolutionary, you 44 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,680 know, impact that it has on us that, you know, fight for what's 45 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,560 ours and that includes hunting and gathering the ladies. 46 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:52,080 You know, Keanu Reeves once was asked, are you a lover? 47 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,000 Are you a fighter? And he said, well, if you're a 48 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,720 lover, you're automatically a fighter because you want to 49 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,520 fight for love. And I mean, honestly, he can say 50 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,560 whatever the fuck he wants because he's gorgeous. 51 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,280 Thought he was pretty at. All. 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,960 Oh God, he is. Looks like he's got a cork of 53 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,280 his butt. I don't care. 54 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,760 He's got long, greasy hair. I don't care. 55 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,600 All of his characters are the same. 56 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,480 Well. No, you need to go back to like 57 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,880 the the older 90s like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure when 58 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,840 he was a kid or parenthood. Funny shit. 59 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,320 It's great classic. OK. 60 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,040 OK, I think that about the matrix is when he started going 61 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,240 and doing the same character. Yeah, it was good. 62 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,120 Yeah, he didn't have greasy hair and even if. 63 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,680 He didn't have any hair. No matrix it was. 64 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,280 He was bald. When he was outside of the yeah, 65 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,720 But when he was in the Matrix, he was. 66 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,400 He had hair. Yeah, he had that crew. 67 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,840 Because it is how you imagine yourself in the matrix. 68 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,320 He was a sexy motherfucker and he has a sexy ass body. 69 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,520 I don't fucking care. All right? 70 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,560 OK. You like Leonardo Leonardo's OK 71 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,240 to me. I like. 72 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,560 I know you do. I like the the big head. 73 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,080 Yeah, that big head and the broad body. 74 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,040 Now, when did you start getting into Leonardo? 75 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,000 Was it the Titanic? No, it was Blood Diamond. 76 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,120 OK, OK. Yeah. 77 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,920 He knew what he was doing, you know? 78 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,920 I've always loved Keanu. But he's still kind of bad guy 79 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,200 in there. I like the bad guy. 80 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,680 Yeah, You remember we were talking about crushes that one 81 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,399 time we did. You're like, oh, Reese 82 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:22,640 Witherspoon. I'm like, yeah, she's adorable. 83 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,560 But, you know, she's kind of built like Leonardo, you know? 84 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,160 They're both short. They're broader, little compact 85 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,400 with the big head. But it looks cute on her. 86 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,040 It looks handsome on him. Whatever works, but I'm just 87 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,880 saying the two of you are kind of going for the same like male, 88 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,480 female bodies. That's my point. 89 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,680 I also mind the lips to like Daniel official from Boy Meets 90 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,560 World Topanga. Oh yes. 91 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,080 Topanga I got to thinking about after I left and I was like how 92 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,600 dare I not mention her name on my my crush list cuz yeah that. 93 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,400 She's a beautiful girl. She yeah. 94 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,440 Don't you hate fake lips though? Yes. 95 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,720 If it looks like fake lips, definitely yeah. 96 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,200 I don't like fake lips. Yeah, as you can tell. 97 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,960 Well, my number one main crush doesn't fucking matter is 98 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,560 Marshall Mathers. I will fuck Eminem time and time 99 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,480 again, and I had a raunchy fucking dream with him in it 100 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,120 last night. Oh my. 101 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,960 God what? Give us details. 102 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,400 Oh my God, I don't mind telling you the details, PO. 103 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,800 It is. It was dirty, OK? 104 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,880 It was. We met. 105 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,040 I was doing a book signing. I was there. 106 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,240 He met me. He loved the podcast. 107 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,520 I met him. I was like, you know, you've 108 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,120 always been my hall pass. And he's like, oh, I'm totally 109 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,040 down with that. I like girls just like you. 110 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:39,840 And Needless to say, it was an all out oral fest of fun. 111 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:44,080 It was sucking and fucking and it was raunchy. 112 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,560 And he was like, you need to stay with me. 113 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,000 And then we kind of like, really hit it off and he didn't want me 114 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,720 to leave. And I'm like, you know, you can 115 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,600 move to Florida and my husband will still share me. 116 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,520 He'll be OK with it. And he's like, really? 117 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,240 He's like, I'm getting a condo in Florida. 118 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,520 I was like, oh God yes, because I could do that fucking all day 119 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,440 long. That's that's a good dream. 120 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,920 That's a good dream. I wasn't done yet, let me tell 121 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,720 you. The rest of it is we're in the 122 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,680 condo at the beach and it's a three-way with who? 123 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,880 With me in between Marshall Mathers and my husband. 124 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,120 Oh, nice. So I had two sexy men with two 125 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,160 hot bodies. Yeah, I'm just saying. 126 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,680 And Marshall Mathers, He was doing a pounding, it was 127 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,160 thought. You say like Halle Berry or 128 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,560 something. What you. 129 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,400 Always liked your little black? Girl, that was my. 130 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,120 That was his. He was. 131 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,880 Small black women. Well, I like little teeny. 132 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:42,920 Like small teeny, sure. Yeah, like, gosh, there was one 133 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,000 girl on a show back in the 90s, but honestly, I don't even 134 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,480 remember who it was. It was kind of moot to my point. 135 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,520 But do you? Remember I. 136 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,480 Don't remember. I don't remember. 137 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,240 I think it was like a different world. 138 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,920 It was, you know, like a Cosby thing. 139 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,960 Yeah, because she was like a little short, cute. 140 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,200 I love little black girls, don't get me wrong, But Marshall 141 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,160 Mathers #1 number one on my list. 142 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:03,600 Yeah, 100%. Sorry. 143 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,400 I just had to monopolize that for a moment because it was a 144 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,760 just a hot, dirty dream. And I woke up and I was like. 145 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,120 Do you think it's do you think it's just his looks or do you 146 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,840 think it's also that he has almost like a a Dom personality? 147 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,800 See, I I don't think he has a Dom personality. 148 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,920 I think that's a total persona. I think he really is submissive. 149 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,480 OK, Because he kept calling me, you know, Goddess in my dream. 150 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:33,480 OK, but like if he's if he's in the Eminem, you saw that yeah, 151 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,520 you don't find it as like a Dom personality. 152 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,520 I understand like The Marshall Mathers personality would not be 153 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:44,120 and you know they but as pure like Eminem Slim Shady Slim 154 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,920 Shady is. Like, he would still be on the 155 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,760 knees for a woman. He would just like to choke 156 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,280 sometimes. Yeah, I feel like he's like a 157 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,040 choker, but I feel like yeah, he would definitely be his. 158 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,400 I think he has some oral fixation too. 159 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,520 I really do. I think he'd be amazing at oral 160 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,520 sex. Like he kept begging me in my 161 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,520 dream. Go down on me, he. 162 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:04,040 Place it off the. Screen, I agree with you because 163 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,720 of the words that he has to manipulate to come out with all 164 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,000 those words, he probably would be pretty good at oral. 165 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,440 Yes, you think about. Yes. 166 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,600 Exactly. Exactly. 167 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,760 Rap God, he could do like Rap God on you down there. 168 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,560 That would probably be incredible for. 169 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,160 You. That sounds hot actually. 170 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,960 Thank you. But aside from my sexual 171 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,160 feelings on this man, I'm just saying if you look at him, I 172 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,520 think he has to. And I'm usually very good at 173 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,400 reading people, sectioning what they like. 174 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,760 I have to block it out for a lot of people that I really don't 175 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,799 want to see, like family members, for example. 176 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,240 I don't want to know they're kings. 177 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,360 So I kind of block that out. But with him, I can just always 178 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,440 see him on his knees as a very good submissive. 179 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,280 And that's that's how I envision him. 180 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,720 I don't see him as this dominant asshole male in bed. 181 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,960 I just don't see that. OK, OK. 182 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,640 I could, you know, I'll I'll to the master. 183 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,360 You know you would. You would know better than I 184 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,480 would. I mean, I, I've had hundreds of 185 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,280 hundreds of, you know, sex partners. 186 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm I think I'm pretty good at coining this. 187 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,040 Hey, whatever, you're good. Something be the best at. 188 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,800 I was. Gonna say we're having rights 189 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,360 out there a little I guess. You're sure I'm? 190 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:15,160 Sure, yeah. I'll say a little girl. 191 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,280 All right, let's get back to her. 192 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,840 OK, yes, dating women. All right, well, Liv, go ahead. 193 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,040 Let's talk about some red flags with red flags. 194 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,840 Yes. Well I've noticed red flags 195 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,080 would be constantly deflecting and not wanting to hang out 196 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,600 because if you're into a guy you want to hang out with him and 197 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,560 you want to make plans with it immediately because you don't 198 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,440 want another girl coming out of the works for him. 199 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,760 So you like I will make plans with you right now and if I 200 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,280 don't, I'll make plans with you right now. 201 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,320 Even if the right now plans are for next week. 202 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,520 If I'm not making plans with you right now, it's not gonna 203 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,280 happen. Not gonna happen, OK. 204 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,200 Yeah. That's that's that. 205 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,440 Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, cuz no excuse is valid. 206 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,760 No excuse. Yeah, right. 207 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,640 If I want you, I'll make plans, even if it's from a month from 208 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,040 now, but it's gonna be a plan. OK, OK. 209 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,680 Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. 210 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,280 Like I said, don't want somebody else to step in at the same time 211 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,880 that, you know, or if it is a competition, yeah, you want at 212 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,360 least be neck and neck with the other person and eventually come 213 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,920 out ahead. Yeah, I know I would. 214 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,040 With the sideways talk so Poe, you're going to at some point 215 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,040 cross that bridge into dating. Is there something that you 216 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,160 absolutely you have a red flag against? 217 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,280 You're like, I'm not doing it. I refuse. 218 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,440 I don't necessarily, I'll try anything once and if I like it, 219 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,160 I'll try it twice. But no, when it comes to like 220 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,440 dating, that type of thing, I mean, we all have our types 221 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,600 that, you know, that we look for. 222 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:41,680 And I have personality types more even than I do like visual 223 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,680 types. You know, I like somebody who's 224 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,560 who's goofy, who can, you know, laugh and that type of thing. 225 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:51,080 If you're just too serious or if I send a text to you and then 226 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,040 every time if you look at the text, you automatically think 227 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,560 it's like the most negative version. 228 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,680 It's not just being silly and goofy. 229 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,520 That would be one of my red flags. 230 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,920 You're right. It's why you know, why would I 231 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,400 send you a text to be like mean it's, it's we're joking, that 232 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,400 type of thing. But they look too far into it, 233 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,320 which is why I will go back and edit my any text message I send 234 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,640 at least 16 times to go. Is there any way that they can 235 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,800 view this as what other than I'm trying to say? 236 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,720 And I think, honestly, I think text messages can be 237 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,720 misconstrued. Absolutely all the. 238 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,440 Time. And that's why it's always 239 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,400 better to me just to talk. Call, Call, Yeah. 240 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,360 Like, hey, if you're. Gonna text text hey. 241 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,720 Are you free to call right? Boom. 242 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,720 I think that's always. Facetime's cool, too. 243 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,240 Yeah, when you're dating, definitely. 244 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:38,520 FaceTime you you iPhone users. But you got out there on 245 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,720 Android. Yeah, Yes, we do. 246 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,960 They're the best. It's green. 247 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,960 Oh, Green. That's OK, But we can, we can 248 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,400 like actually like download stuff and not to pay like 249 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:54,920 $16,000,000 to the same company. You can break them and download 250 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,920 all kinds of stuff on it so. There goes our iPhone and Apple 251 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:02,120 podcast. Sponsors the Galaxy, y'all got 252 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,440 us. Exactly. 253 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 All right. I think with women, if they lie 254 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,920 once, that's pretty much a no go. 255 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,560 I think that, you know, if they're going to lie about 256 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,360 something small, they'll lie about something big. 257 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,320 If they lie, they're willing to steal. 258 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,680 That's. Both sides too man 100%. 259 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,360 I feel like all these are going to be both ways. 260 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,240 Right. Absolutely. 261 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,880 Dating in general? Absolutely. 262 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,960 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense too. 263 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,680 You know what I always notice too is if you go out to eat, how 264 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,040 do they treat wait staff? Oh yes, how do they treat other 265 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:30,640 people? How do they? 266 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,360 Treat their mothers. How do they treat animals? 267 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,160 Animals. You know that's. 268 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,280 A big one. Or if it's a female, how do they 269 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,960 treat their dad? Yeah, you know, because that's 270 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,800 how daddy issues, you know they're going to be. 271 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,520 Well, and I think it is true a lot of times, you know, when you 272 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:48,000 date, you know, you can have a. How's. 273 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,240 Your relationship with your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 274 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,720 yeah. You know, lovely pillow talk. 275 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,000 But yeah, he. Loved me. 276 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,040 When I was young. Perfect, you're in. 277 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,680 Exactly. Exactly. 278 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:07,360 I think too, another red flag is I hate and and my my girlfriends 279 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,520 would always talk about this. They were like, yeah, you know 280 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,240 when I went on the date I told him my ex-boyfriend did. 281 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,760 It's like, don't bring up your fucking ex-boyfriend. 282 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,640 What's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah. 283 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,360 Cuz then you're automatically in a competition and when you don't 284 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,160 need to be in one, yeah. Yeah, and they have a lot more 285 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,880 history with that other person. Yeah, you're not going to. 286 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,240 Win that, you've got no competition. 287 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,400 If they have the history. Absolutely, Absolutely. 288 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,720 All right, should we jump into green flags? 289 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:38,280 Green flags somebody who's very considerate, but not too 290 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,520 considerate where it's needy because that could be a red 291 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,120 flag. Very tiptoe line, but I would 292 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,680 say very considerate. Somebody who takes us back. 293 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,400 They don't just leave you on red or like they like, you know, be 294 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,280 consistent. I think consistency is really 295 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,760 it. Yeah, they have kids. 296 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,400 How they treat their kids. Oh, nice. 297 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,240 Like, that is huge. Absolutely. 298 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,480 I look at that dynamic between a mom and their kids and they 299 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,440 treat their kids a certain way. Yeah, that's that doesn't, you 300 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,800 know, doesn't work for me. How they treat their kids 301 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,880 parent. I think that's really important 302 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,520 too, yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. 303 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,160 But yeah, it's not a good dynamic hit. 304 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,400 Then that's who she's supposed they're supposed to, you know, 305 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400 love the most and have that. Yeah, they yeah. 306 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,760 She's not treating them well. She's not going to treat you 307 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,880 well. Absolutely. 308 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,280 All right, other green flags. Let's see. 309 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:33,000 Oh goodness, what would be something really good? 310 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,520 Well, I know we're we're going to get into like the 311 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,880 personalities of people, but at the same time there's. 312 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,040 Like it's the red flag. Honesty, if you can tell they're 313 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,240 an honest person, definitely would be something. 314 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,400 No matter what happens, you know you could trust them. 315 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,640 How about someone with just goals that's always A+? 316 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,280 Like what they want to accomplish? 317 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,880 Hobbies. Their own hobbies, yes. 318 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,200 So they're not relying on your own, your hobbies. 319 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,680 Absolutely. So personalities of different 320 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,680 people. Wow. 321 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,840 I, I really, this goes back to a red flag, but I really had an 322 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,320 issue because I had two friends that I worked with all the time 323 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,600 and I considered them friends because, you know, we, we shared 324 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,240 common interests and we'd go out every so often, dinner, 325 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,440 whatever. But my biggest problem is that 326 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,640 they would stay with their significant others just for 327 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,560 financial gain. That is huge for me. 328 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,680 So of course, when I would say something like, are you going to 329 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,480 divorce them or are you going to leave them, you know, you're not 330 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,280 happy. No, I just don't want to do that 331 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,120 right this moment. So instead they would cheat. 332 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,880 Obviously, I did that. I definitely prolonged it. 333 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,280 Yeah. And I think it probably made it 334 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,600 hard on people because they were like you. 335 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,800 You talk so bad about it, why won't you leave them? 336 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,400 And I was like, I was scared. He was the only thing I knew. 337 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,160 Yeah. Well, once I did it, I was so 338 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,960 liberating. But you were so young though, 339 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,600 too. I think that's different than, 340 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,240 say, a woman in her 30s. You know that is different 341 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,880 because you're like, you should have your life together by now. 342 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,680 And that in society puts, you know, according to what, you 343 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,680 know, line you go, you know, the traditional value of no, the the 344 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,880 guy works and the girl stays at home with the kids. 345 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,280 Well, if that's happening, that means that you're not going to 346 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,440 be very financially well off as it is. 347 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,880 So you have no choice but to hang around with that person 348 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,600 until either a you can get back on your feet or save up a little 349 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,440 money And especially and say if you have kids. 350 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,880 Yeah, I don't. Especially young one. 351 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,760 Young kids, yeah, Yeah. So there's no way to do where 352 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,200 you got a job and paying for daycare right away? 353 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,640 No, my goodness, no. Daycare is crazy. 354 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,560 I don't have kids, but I know it's crazy. 355 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,240 No, it's astronomical. What's your whole paycheck? 356 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,040 Yeah, no, I've definitely had a manager at one point he was 357 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,960 like, yeah, we were, she was going to get a job and all that 358 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,520 kind of stuff, and I fully support it. 359 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,720 But then we looked at daycares and we're like, well, you'll be 360 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,400 making less. Money. 361 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,320 You know, in the long run, so he said, you know, I don't. 362 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,800 She wanted to really do it. We would. 363 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,600 But you know, it doesn't make financial sense to do that. 364 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,280 Now I did an episode with Evie last week and it's going to come 365 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,119 out before this episode, but it talks about men searching for 366 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,560 women to date, right? And so I really said, and one of 367 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,680 the on this episode specifically was that I think men and a lot 368 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,200 of women, I think I think they're willing to settle for 369 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,520 people instead of looking at the full picture. 370 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,200 Yes, like just settle for anybody that wants me or anybody 371 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,000 that likes me. And I think that really like my 372 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,240 friend. Oh my God, he literally he 373 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,280 thinks that anybody giving him attention is going to be the 374 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,600 one. And if it doesn't, then if it 375 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,920 doesn't fall through, then it's his. 376 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,680 He's got a problem. And then it's like it's not your 377 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,680 problem. He just wasn't the right. 378 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,040 Person that's sad. And he dates the wrong. 379 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,280 People, you're constantly blaming yourself or something 380 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,800 that. He gets a really bad. 381 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,440 Depression whatsoever, Yeah. These people are. 382 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,640 You're not even going for the right people. 383 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,720 Yeah, I tried doing the dating app for and I got bored. 384 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,840 Well, I think the, the things to look for, I mean, if we're going 385 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,880 to get superficial here for a moment, is when you're looking 386 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,400 at pictures of people. I always said, and I and I told 387 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,800 this to my nephew, I said look, if there's a woman and I'm 388 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,040 giving you the same advice, go on their Facebook, OK? 389 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,880 Listen. If there's a woman that you're 390 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,840 starting to talk to, go on her Facebook and if she puts 391 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,640 multiple selfies. You know, my nephew dated some 392 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:23,040 woman before and she took the same fucking picture of herself 393 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,920 at work in the woman's bathroom because she thought she looked 394 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,280 cute. Every fucking day, OK? 395 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,480 It's the same shit. Or of heavily filtered. 396 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,440 Pictures. Heavily filtered pictures. 397 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,360 Snapchat has gotten. Or pictures in the fucking car 398 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,760 every single fucking day. Look at my eyeshadow, look at my 399 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,240 hair. Look at this, look at OK, those 400 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,280 are attention sinking hoes. They will. 401 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,160 Cheat on you they. Will cheat on you. 402 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,080 They will fucking drain the life out of you, OK? 403 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,080 OK. So if women are taking multiple 404 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,640 selfies, run. OK, don't walk. 405 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,080 Run. Alright, well if any attention 406 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,040 seeking hoes want to come out out two weeks, I can give you a 407 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,920 shot. You know, I'm just saying I'm, 408 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,920 I'm not as strict as these. Ladies. 409 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,240 I love that. You're versatile. 410 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,600 I love it. I'm just saying, you know? 411 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,160 He's like you. Gotta keep your options open, 412 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,960 yeah? Don't close all the doors. 413 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,400 Exactly. At least we leave a window open 414 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,320 if you do. Well, you know, some guys too. 415 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,680 Guys are not very particular, but I've seen this in women too. 416 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,040 There, there's a picture floating around where this girl 417 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,320 did a selfie, and she actually has her toilet seat open in the 418 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,520 picture. Yes, yes. 419 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,120 And you see everything that's in the toilet. 420 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,120 Yeah, it's disgusting. But I'm saying when you're 421 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,760 taking pictures of yourself, you have to. 422 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,920 Look at your background. You do. 423 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,360 You do. Yeah, you do. 424 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,040 Yeah. I, I've taken a couple of, you 425 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,960 know, photos and, you know, angle to the camera just the 426 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,720 right way because my bathroom sink was like, full of just, you 427 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,400 know, hair products and all that kind of stuff. 428 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,040 And, like, I don't think I'm a little nasty little bitch. 429 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,200 Come on. We're going to take some good 430 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,720 pictures of him there When? Everybody I've seen some of the 431 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,880 pictures that y'all take. I'm act. 432 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,360 That's thing I'm most excited about. 433 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,880 Awesome. Like I want to get nice 434 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,920 pictures. Yeah, we'll gladly do that. 435 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,080 Let's see. But types of personalities with 436 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,520 women, that is a big red flag, as you know, being superficial. 437 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,520 I think there's there's things about a woman that it's good 438 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,040 that she dresses really well every day in a sense. 439 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,680 But if she puts so much effort into being materialistic and 440 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,000 spending a ton of money on everything with her nails all 441 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,280 the time, with jewelry, with everything and always looking 442 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,280 perfect, either she can really afford it or she can't and she 443 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,160 lives beyond her means. So it's one thing to treat 444 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,880 yourself, to get your nails done, you know, once or twice a 445 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,240 month when you need a fill, But it's another thing that they're 446 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,520 so consistent with it, so it makes you think, OK, how vain 447 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,640 are they? How much money do they have to 448 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,600 afford it? And are they living beyond their 449 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,000 means on credit cards? Or do they have only fans? 450 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,000 No, there you go, only fans for. And I'm one of those weird ones. 451 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,560 I, I, I love the dolled up look whenever you, you know, we're 452 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,200 going out to a fancy restaurant, all that kind of stuff. 453 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,560 But much preferred, just a natural look, just whenever you 454 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,440 know, sitting around and not do anything. 455 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,360 You don't gotta impress me at that point. 456 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,640 If I'm with you and I like you for you, you don't have to. 457 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,360 You know I. Think you should still impress 458 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,200 your person? But at that point, do you need 459 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,520 to impress me? By the looks? 460 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,200 No. Just sometimes, every now and 461 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,360 then, five things that little lingerie or well. 462 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,200 Sure, sure. Date go on a date and. 463 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,000 Get it? Yeah. 464 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,360 That's something. If you're going out, you know, 465 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,240 into town, that kind of stuff, then yeah, get all gussied up, 466 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,360 you know, just like I would expect myself to do. 467 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,920 But you're just sitting around, you know, I like that. 468 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,360 First wake up in the morning, natural. 469 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,200 On the cheek. Yes, all that. 470 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,760 Yeah, exactly, exactly. You know there's a certain 471 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,000 genetic qua in that. Nice. 472 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,680 So when you start dating a woman, you're going to go out 473 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,800 with her a few times and whatever, and when you have her 474 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,480 back to your house at some point now, if she starts making effort 475 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:09,160 to like set your table for you or just dive in to actually do 476 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,640 those things, nest, building the nest. 477 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,800 If she starts building the nest at your house, she likes you. 478 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,440 When she stops building the nest, she's no longer interested 479 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,720 in you. And she'll stick around. 480 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,000 But she'll wait to just kind of like, see, is it gonna work? 481 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Is it gonna happen? And she starts slowly, not 482 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,560 building the nest. You know it's not gonna work. 483 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,600 Interesting. Just. 484 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,920 Go ahead and cut her off. See, these are these are good 485 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,400 things. Yeah, I didn't notice. 486 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,200 I didn't notice about myself until I started dating and I 487 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,880 started realizing, oh, I'm a I'm gonna paint your walls. 488 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,600 I got so excited about building a nest essentially in the house. 489 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,040 And then eventually if I stopped liking them, I literally would 490 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,600 stop but still hang around. It was weird. 491 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,400 It was like I literally watched myself go through. 492 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,440 That no that's very interesting because I I dated a girl that 493 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,600 like I would leave a pair of shorts there or something and 494 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,040 she would like spaz out because she like no, don't don't don't 495 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,800 leave your stuff here not not even if she didn't Yeah, yeah. 496 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,360 And that makes perfect sense now that you're saying, you know, 497 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,440 she. Didn't want you building your. 498 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,280 Nest over there. Yeah, that's very interesting. 499 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,800 She wants other people to be there. 500 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,320 It's interesting, yeah. I've never even thought about 501 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,480 it. And that's the thing too, if 502 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,120 women if when they're dating like that, I'm like Liv, if 503 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,640 they're putting effort to make something comfortable for you in 504 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,920 their home, You know, when I first got married and my husband 505 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,720 Morehouse, I packed up a huge car, full trunk full of all this 506 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,840 stuff to make his house that he was staying at homey. 507 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,120 So if they make all that effort, when it's mutual effort, that's 508 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,480 when you know she's the right person for you. 509 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,800 But if she's not making 100% effort to make you more 510 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,080 comfortable, it's time to let her go. 511 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,560 That's a natural thing a woman should do anyways. 512 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,640 Yeah, that's really what we are to do. 513 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,040 Yeah. So when we start doing that, 514 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,040 we're in our national. Yeah. 515 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,520 Agreed. And then if it's not 516 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,000 reciprocated, you stop, right? If I'm not getting the man that 517 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,720 I was intended to get, then it's just going to, I'm not going to 518 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,200 be that person for you anymore, right? 519 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,560 You know, a lot of people come to us for a reason. 520 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,160 The guys that have been there in relationships, right? 521 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,960 And they'll complain in this oh you know my wife isn't in the 522 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,040 BDS sound. Well here's the thing. 523 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,000 How much effort are you putting in the relationship in the 1st 524 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,800 place? Why is she not into BDSM? 525 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:19,120 Well, women respond with the gratifying man who is willing to 526 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,960 give them, you know, their needs. 527 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,000 So if you meet a woman's needs and you satisfy their happiness, 528 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,720 then they will give it twofold if they don't. 529 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,760 Just like you give your seed, they make a baby. 530 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,560 Yes, you give your efforts. They make it like you give them 531 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,880 like you have the they give you a home, you know, like right, 532 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,360 it's like they they. Constant reciprocation, yeah. 533 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,560 They're multipliers are not multipliers. 534 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,720 Oh, I know what you're saying. It's a biblical term. 535 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,960 Yeah, I'm glad you want to throw religion in here. 536 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,840 Yeah. Be fruitful to multiply. 537 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,840 Yeah, but I mean. It's the same concept. 538 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,160 But yes. But it's, it's just a mutual 539 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,640 understanding that if, if you are giving your woman the 540 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,640 gratification that she needs for something specific, then she's 541 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,240 going to do the same thing for you twofold. 542 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,280 And so that's what Liv is saying, you know, build a home. 543 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,120 You know, she will build a house, she'll make it a home, 544 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,240 that kind of thing. It's the same concept. 545 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,440 So when men come to the dungeon and they're married and they're 546 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,080 just like, Oh yeah, my wife's not into this blah, blah, blah. 547 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,960 Well, a lot of wives probably don't want to fuck their dude 548 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,520 with strap on. I get it. 549 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,720 Or a lot of women don't want to cross dress their husbands, I 550 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,240 get it. But if they did something for 551 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,480 their wife in a sense that made them completely happy. 552 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,640 So I have this one crossdresser and he basically wants to be a 553 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,880 cuckold and he, he's never told his wife this, he's never been 554 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,000 honest with her. And I think that's what he's not 555 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,480 doing. He would rather make his wife 556 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,640 feel like shit and want her to cheat on her own with him. 557 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,080 He's not being open. He's not giving her an intimate 558 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,080 level of communication. But I think that's the point. 559 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,040 When you don't have an emotional connection, it makes 560 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,800 relationships very, very difficult. 561 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,400 We're talking about women dating either way for either sex 562 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,600 because Evie and I did that last episode. 563 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,400 It'll be posting this week as well. 564 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,080 Is it really off putting when women bring up their past 565 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,960 relationships though? Yeah, it, it can be because you 566 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,640 feel like you're being compared, you know? 567 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,000 Yeah, I mean it, it really probably is because, you know, 568 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,600 you're trying to get to know the the person, you're trying to get 569 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,800 to know them for them. And then you throw out, you 570 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,600 know, this is what they used to do or, you know, and then like I 571 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,400 said, you're being compared or you have to match that energy or 572 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,560 something of that nature. And it's just, don't you want to 573 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,040 know me and not think about that? 574 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,480 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 575 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,240 And a lot of people make that that same mistake with, you 576 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,920 know, bringing up the past and, and what people like and what 577 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,440 they don't like and the types of relationships and how or why it 578 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,120 didn't work. You know, I mean, there's a 579 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,880 reason why it didn't work. Ultimately, this is the nitty 580 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,680 gritty. We've already cut into 30 581 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,280 minutes of this, but we're going to wrap it up with our last. 582 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,440 This is kind of funny. We, you know, we have bullet 583 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,360 points we put on a board in front of us that we really have 584 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,840 to cover. And so we had Poe write them 585 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,720 down and, and Liv and I are going back and forth and all 586 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,880 three of us are like, okay, what about for women dating? 587 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,600 What do we really need to have them aware of? 588 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,960 And the last thing is hygiene. Yes. 589 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,120 It's very important. I didn't ask for both though a 590 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:26,920 few shows stinky. Like you could just be like hey, 591 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,160 I'm not feeling well if it's something you can't really help 592 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,800 right you know? But otherwise, clean that shit. 593 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,520 All right, well, I'm going to throw this out. 594 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,640 So the other day the three of us were part of a very interesting 595 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,760 situation. Who? 596 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,560 Knows what I'm talking about. Talking about tumbleweed. 597 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:49,080 We are talking about tumbleweed. So we had a gentleman that came, 598 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,520 oh, he had the double mustache over his genitals. 599 00:27:55,360 --> 00:28:00,760 He had came to the dungeon a few months back, and it was one of 600 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,960 the first people you had seen almost a year ago when you first 601 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,800 came. And you were just like, oh, he's 602 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,560 so nice. And, you know, he's so 603 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,400 attractive and very sweet. And I'm like, yeah, but look at 604 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,400 that fucking Bush he's got. And I think, you know, people 605 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,800 getting stuck in a relationship and they don't want to continue 606 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,560 with their personal grooming. Yeah. 607 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,360 And so he calls and he's like, so Mistress Mia, do you think 608 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,720 you can shave it? I'm like, yeah, I'm going to 609 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,400 whip out the fucking dog groomer because you're a fucking dog and 610 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,000 I'm going to shave it off. And I said then PO was going to 611 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,080 blow you with the blower and Liv's going to laugh at you and 612 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,920 take pictures. It was pretty. 613 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,840 It was pretty interesting process. 614 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,720 He finally got to blow a man. I no, I told you that with my 615 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,000 red that I would never blow a man, but since it was with the, 616 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,080 you know the blower. Electric blower. 617 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,320 I'm gonna give it a pass. It was legit, you know he was. 618 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,480 A grower, not a shower. Yeah, his little weenie he 619 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,280 likes. But it it went, it was just 620 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,120 going and going. I'm like, Jesus, how much can I 621 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,400 go? You know what's sad is though, 622 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,080 with somebody who has an annoying personality with a nice 623 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,560 penis. Yeah, it's wasted. 624 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,320 It is wasted and he was annoying and I wanted to punch him. 625 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920 I don't think he was annoying, but he definitely was something 626 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,560 so. Well, you know, you had to come 627 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,640 get me. I was getting ready to get in 628 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,760 the shower and he immediately starts saying sexually 629 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,040 inappropriate things to you and and I was like, did you tell him 630 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,440 we're not hookers and he needs to respect that? 631 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,280 And so I go down there and I'm like, well, Liv had to come get 632 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,400 me right before I got in the shower and it was because of 633 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,360 you. So of course I pretty seated to 634 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,560 spit on him and I've chugging my water in front of him and then, 635 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,200 you know, spitting water on him. But I'm like, you're fucking 636 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,680 pathetic. Why would you stand here and 637 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,720 make sexual innuendos a request to Madam Liv? 638 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,960 She is a dominatrix. She's not a hooker. 639 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,840 He's like, I'm really sorry about that. 640 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,240 And of course he's got a big dog mask on, which makes you laugh 641 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,000 harder. But then we just tortured him 642 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,640 the rest of the time. I mean, and we were really 643 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,000 getting out our aggression, like Liv was putting heavy weights on 644 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,520 his nipples and. You had tied his balls up, so 645 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,360 they were like really tight. So it's really hard to get any 646 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,680 skin. Yeah, cool. 647 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,360 I smacked with a spoon. He's like, don't leave any mugs. 648 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,160 It was like big old red it looked. 649 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,480 Like a big ringworm is what it was. 650 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,160 Like nobody's not thinking you had sex with anybody. 651 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,680 You fell down the stairs, you little bitch. 652 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,920 That's it, I said your your wife's going to think you have 653 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,280 ringworm. We're doing her a favor because 654 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,760 she's not going to. Want to you got to shave your 655 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,560 hairs because you have ringworm? Exactly, and that's why I told. 656 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,000 Him. I like it. 657 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,120 I like it. That's believable. 658 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,720 Humiliated more outside when we made him spread his ass and 659 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,960 we're like oh Oh yeah we always. Yeah, yeah. 660 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,000 That was a That was a sight to behold. 661 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,240 That really was. Like, yeah, Whoopi Goldberg back 662 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,800 there, just all the hair, like spreading out. 663 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,680 It was. Yeah, it was. 664 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,680 That was the only thing here he left on his body was just. 665 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,280 Ass crack. That's Whoopi Goldberg's dreads. 666 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,400 Coming out, that's exactly it. That's exactly it. 667 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,400 Like Whoopi Goldberg in a headlock, you know, down between 668 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,840 her ass cheeks. You know, it's it was, you will 669 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,400 be. But yeah. 670 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,200 That's hilarious. That was gross. 671 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,400 But but yeah, what was really funny too, PO, you didn't see 672 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,320 this part, but we're in the dungeon and I said, do you know 673 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:35,400 what boss Gianato is? And he's like, no, Liv says, 674 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,040 well, you're getting ready to find out. 675 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,080 She's like, put your foot up. She starts hitting him with the 676 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,520 with the bamboo stick and, and of course, he's like 00. 677 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,320 And I said, hey, you're the one who said not to leave marks. 678 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,440 Your wife is not going to look under the bottoms of your feet. 679 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,480 Very I'm very wise. I I like that strategy exactly. 680 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,280 Still give him what you paid for, but you know, we're just 681 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,320 doing in a little secretive way. And then every time he walks he 682 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,920 be reminded of why he has those marks. 683 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,160 Yes, and why he's a fucking loser. 684 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,040 He loved it. He did love it. 685 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,320 He loved it. Shave your asshole. 686 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,600 Shave your asshole. Yeah, get in there. 687 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:19,160 You know, just Justin came to see me yesterday and Justin says 688 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,160 I was mowing the yard the other day, mistress and and I heard 689 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,200 you, you talked about me and and how I shaved my face and I need 690 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,160 to shave and go to the hair salon and and of course, you 691 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,720 know, I'm telling him I'm like, you got the shave that fucking 692 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,320 pussy hair off your face. You're fucking pathetic pig. 693 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,320 And he's like, I loved it so. Have you heard him? 694 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,840 Have you met him? I have not met. 695 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,080 Him. He's got the cutest little 696 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,320 giggle. He does have a. 697 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,080 Cute giggle. No. 698 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,600 I've heard many, many of stories on the on the cast about it, but 699 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,520 I've not not met him. Yeah. 700 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,040 He has been on the podcast but not talking. 701 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,000 Correct. They're rubbing her feet poorly. 702 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:03,400 He sucks and rubbing feet. It is so bad and you'll tell him 703 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,680 like you do it so bad and he'll laugh and continue. 704 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,880 That was the one that you said he would all of a sudden get in 705 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,960 the conversation and kind of slap your foot, yes. 706 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,080 'Cause he's talking with his. Hands, yeah. 707 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,480 I'm like, I'm going to punch you in the fucking nuts when you do 708 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,320 that. What nuts? 709 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,040 Yeah, well, no. What penis? 710 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,840 Just say that. Well, that's our inside of this 711 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,200 nuts. Pull them things out. 712 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,880 That's called ovaries. Justin, you have ovaries, you 713 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,800 little bitch. I learned about this in an 714 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,920 anatomy. I know this. 715 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,520 It. Was. 716 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,280 So funny, one day we went in the dungeon and we were all like 717 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,040 trying to fit him for a chastity. 718 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,920 And, you know, Charles was trying to give us advice on it, 719 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,240 you know, and finally Liv's like, Oh no, I got the the 720 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,160 chastity. So she pulls one out of the 721 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,680 cabinet and he's like, Madame Liv, would you help me? 722 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,880 I'm like, you need Liv to pull your testicles out of your body. 723 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,600 He's like, I don't know how she does it. 724 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,000 How do you do it? You know when you have an Audi 725 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,199 belly button? Yeah, you push on the outer skin 726 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:15,440 and it pokes out a little bit more. 727 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,600 OK. That's kind of what it was. 728 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,679 OK. He has a man pussy pouch. 729 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,159 Yes, and that sound is where his ovaries are, so she has to reach 730 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:28,159 up and pull. His ovaries. 731 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,280 Down. And they, they fight with me. 732 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,120 They want to stay in his body. Too. 733 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,120 They do. They're like, Oh no, we want to 734 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,280 be a woman. And I said yes, you're a Sissy. 735 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,440 Fat. Oh, we miss you, Justin. 736 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,239 Yes, I'm back with you with. Justin, wash your ass. 737 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,520 So it's been so fucking fun and PO, we get you for the whole 738 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,239 summer if you can tolerate us. Hi, I'm here. 739 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,120 Let's do it. This is going to be fun, and 740 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,200 honestly, the next episode we're going to talk about I've got a 741 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,960 fabulous fucking story. You're going to love it. 742 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,640 Nice. You know you're going to close 743 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,600 this out today, right? I would love to. 744 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,400 Perfect. All right, so PO. 745 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,520 Until then, this has been the latest episode of. 746 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,200 Call me Mistress.