Hi. Welcome to the latest episode of
Call ME Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and I've got with me a special guest today.
She's at the party. She's cute.
She's adorable. And her name is Kylie.
Kylie. Yeah, Kylie.
Highly. Highly yes.
Yes. Tell us now you're 24 years old.
I am. You've been in the lifestyle now
six years. Off and on.
I I took a three-year break. OK, so.
That's OK. And you came to the party last
night. Yes.
Now you came to the initial party back in June.
Yes. And we were talking about this.
And when you came to the party the first time, I was like, oh,
that cute little quiet, messy girl, a cute little lesbian.
Oh, my God. And then last night, I turn
around. I say, Kylie, you got your
titties out. Why?
You got your titties out, Kylie? And you're like, they were hot.
They needed to breathe like a fine wine.
I got uncoachable in the dress and so I was like I can either
be uncomfortable with a dress or freeze and so I chose the
freezing option. You know, there's always extra
clothes here. I tell people I'm like, I'll get
you extra clothes. There's robes.
Here's here's The funny thing. I had clothes in my bag, but I
changed into after, but I was like, no, that's too much work.
So we're just, we're just gonna go, no dress.
And you just said fuck it, I'm letting the tits hang.
Maybe. Maybe that was the thought
process. You just came in the podcast
room and you're just like, Oh my gosh, thank you.
And then you saw it on fat. I did I commented on it on fit.
So when you posted it, I don't know.
A couple days ago I seen the room and I'm like, oh it's so
cute, it's so pretty. It has a pink walls and in the
in the in the chairs and in my head it was so different than I
had it pictured in my head. Y'all all sat around a round
white table like the Knights of Arthur and I don't know why the
table was white. It just was.
And y'all are all in office rolling chairs except for Liv's
chair and had to be broken and not be able to roll roll around
because she would be all over the room and that was my thought
process. Her chair was broken, that's why
she sit still because it was broken.
Oh my gosh. Because.
Her AHD would have her running everywhere.
Liv is fucking hilarious. She's amazing.
She, she is, she's so funny. She's just so just easygoing
going with the flow. But it's funny because she'll
sit in that chair and it's usually my my smallest, oldest
Chihuahua Angel, who's an absolute bitch.
And if Liv goes to move her, she tries to dumb poor Liv with, you
know, four of her back teeth like, you know, and Liz like,
OK, grandma, let me move your grandma.
You know, Liz starts talking like a grandma and I'm like, OK,
I got to edit that out. Can you 2 just instill?
No, Liv was making fun of me over something to grandma last
night. She's.
Quite funny with this because she started dating my nephew and
it's been almost a year now. And the funniest thing was she
always called her ex-husband dad.
She still calls her ex-husband dad.
She has three children with him. They have a very great
relationship. She's like, you know, I can't
call Matt dad. She's like, I just, I don't know
what to call him. It just feels so weird.
You know, we've tried calling each other like honey and baby
and babe. I, I, I just don't, I don't, I
can't do it. And I said, well, you know what?
You could, you always think that, you know, you love the,
the bushy hair because he has this huge beard.
And I said, you know, you always wanted to date a lumberjack
looking guy. I said you could call him Grand
Pappy because it's going to be dad and he's much older than
you, so go ahead and call him Grand Pappy.
She says. I like that.
So she started calling him Grand Pappy and my nephew looked at
her and he's like fuck no that would have.
Also been my response, yeah, thank you.
You know also. Grand Pappy.
You call me grand anything and I'm leaving.
I'm just grandmaster anything. If it has brand in it, I'm
leaving. You know, when I first met you,
I thought, old soul, you kind of have this stoic vibe going on.
And to be 24, you act like you're 40. 4 Thank you you.
Do so. It was funny because you come
over, you're the one person with all these motherfuckers that
came to the party who asked me, hey, if you want me to, I can
come help you tomorrow. I was like, yes, please, I will
take that. Yes, please.
Because everybody's still in bed.
It's like, OK, go ahead and stay in bed.
Mia's going to go to sleep at three, 4:00 in the morning, get
back up at like 8:00, have some coffee, and then that's cleaning
time for parties. That's what we do.
Yeah, I've always like, preferred cleaning up rather
than setting up. Like I've never been.
Like setting up is not something I'm good at.
So I was like, I want to help, but I can't set up parties I
don't have. I just so I was like, I could
offer to clean up because like nobody else is offering.
I mean, live to do the dungeon before she left.
But I was like, all this stuff is still up.
It's gonna be like hours for one person to do it by herself.
So just like I'm gonna offer. Maybe she'll say no, but it only
off chance she says yeah. That I thought that was the
coolest and you know, I appreciate that tremendously.
Yeah, it was no problem. I was like, actually funny
enough before the party had thought about texting me like,
hey, if you need someone help clean up after, I'm not going to
be doing anything Sunday. But then I was like, no, I'm not
going to text it. Bitch.
I still shut up. Oh gosh, it's, it's something
else. Now I know that one of our other
friends, he's going to come over.
I just have to text him. But he's like, you know, Mia, if
you, if you need help, I'm like, bitch, I need fucking help.
I've got 2 fucking tents. We've got four or five beds.
We've got sheets. We have so much shit to put
away, do we not? Yeah, we did.
Yeah. And we got a lot of it done in
an hour though you. Fucking wrap that shit up.
That was great, but we still gotta put 10s away.
Not you and me. We're going to have somebody
else do that shit. That's the man's problem.
Now, Speaking of men, that's a good segue.
So we're outside and you know, it's a beautiful day out.
It really is. Kylie, we're going to get into
this. We are going to, we're going to
do more than broach the subject, dissect it inch by inch.
And Speaking of inches, so Kylie is, is doing stuff and she's
she's doing very well. You put together things very
perfectly. You, you just said I don't set
things up well. I call bullshit on that 'cause,
bitch, you could put a fucking air mattress away.
Like it's new out-of-the-box, but we're doing this.
And you were just like, yeah, you know, last night was the
first actual, like, penis I ever saw in person.
And you're like, yeah, it's kind of funny 'cause I'm such a size
queen. I'm like, whoa, what?
What? Jigga who?
Let's go back. All that.
Let's see. Hold on.
So. So your size, queen?
Yes. You told me that your mom works
at a sex store and you get all these great deals on sex toys.
Yeah. And you love big dildos.
You just got a big nice glitter cock.
I did. It has heart glitters inside it.
It's so. It's great.
Yeah.
You know, I can't say that I've never seen a guy with a big
glitter cock. But I would be lying because one
time I fucked a guy, we had fucking body glitter and got
body paint, you know? Yeah.
It glowed like a light stick. I was, I'd ride that thing.
Let's say Empire Strikes Back, you know, don't do the silent
laughter. You.
You let them know you're laughing.
And control of my laughing style is interesting.
It is fine. It's fine.
Let it go. I laugh like I hyena sometimes.
They suck it, fuck them. They don't like it, fuck them.
But anyway, so you're a size queen, but I'm telling you, you
put a dildo inside of you and it's so much different than a
real cock. The real cock is 1000 times
better. I'm I'm letting you know this
now. I'm letting you know this.
And because you're just like, yeah, I don't men really don't
have anything for me. And I was like, bitch, come on
now. Come on now.
We got you got to work with us here.
So maybe not. The sex party is the best place
to beat that ideal man. OK, but let me tell you, you
have a psych degree. I.
Do yeah. You're smart girl, you know that
psychologically we always as far as being physically attracted to
when they look very similar to ourselves.
So I can see you with some cute little nerdy kid with glasses
and a cute little smile. I'm just saying somebody cute
little who's not intimidating and who has, let me tell you, a
lot of skinny short guys, because I know one of these guys
specifically, and I've known many, many men that'll like
this. But when they're cute and
little, they got a big fucking package.
But listen, here's the thing. OK, go ahead.
But just see, here's the thing, all right?
The package doesn't lie. And furthermore, it also has a
woman, a voice. Attached to it.
So you told me in a conversation today.
So typically lesbians go after women because they need the
mother's love and acceptance and approval?
Usually. Yeah, Usually, yes.
Do you find that's what you need?
A lot of times, yeah, definitely.
OK, Did you feel like you know when you're at the prepubescent
years of your life that you weren't getting the the love and
attention that you were getting or should have gotten from your
mother? My mother loved me a lot.
Like like it was not a abandonment or like lack of so
much on mother's part. Like my mother did a really good
job. She was constantly there for us
at every, you know, event. The where the disconnect comes
from is she has a problem of not respecting other people's
opinion. And so when I started gaining my
own opinions, I would get either put off or sometimes even
belittled for having a different opinion.
OK. And so I think I kind of seek
out like the people who accept who I am that have the same
opinions, and it just tends to fall with women.
OK. So.
Like the approval? The approval comes more in the
like the thinking the way I do. OK, do you have any idea why
your mother would be like that? Why is she?
Her mother's like that. It's generational, OK.
Her mother was like that. Her mother was like that.
Yeah. It's just a learned behavior
that's been passed down like. Gotcha.
Yeah, I mean, I luckily was able to like I had friends that were
very close to me and they were like, no, maybe we shouldn't
talk like that. Like maybe think why you're
before you say that. Like, why would you think that?
And so I kind of got like able to get out of that generational
curse, but like my sister really didn't.
She's she's a lot like that too. You know, sometimes you can
break them, sometimes you can't. It could be a lack of self
reflection or it could just I mean, with my mom, I feel like
it's just truly it's so ingrained into her that any
other thought it's just it's just doesn't exist.
Like it's not even really her fault really.
I mean it. She I learned to control it, I
guess. But in her in her defense, it's
all she's ever known. Yeah.
And it's not just her. It goes back 3 or 4 generations.
Yeah. Does she treat her spouse like
that well? Kind of hard to say.
So my parents split up when I was 8, my mom took me, packed me
up, packed her stuff and left with cops out when I was 8 years
old to my grandmother's house where we lived for the next 10
years or 11 years before my grandmother died.
My mom and dad, like I can't really even remember a time that
they were cordial to each other growing up.
I can like in when we still lived with him I could sometimes
remember like them being cute but honestly not really.
They avoided each other practice my whole life.
Is your mother controller? Another is a bit controlling.
She can be. She is I'm.
Just gonna say, if you, if the audience would have seen the
look on your face, it was like morbid deep distrust.
Like, man, Mia just called that shit out.
Yeah. Tang it Mia this is This is why
we don't talk to people. This is yeah, I get it.
I get it. You know, we, we spoke about one
of our friends earlier outside and it was very brief.
But the thing of it is if you can't kind of heal and grow, and
it sounds like you, you've stopped that generational issue
of being a condescending, controlling bitch because you're
not that. Yeah, look at your watch.
It's not on your wrist. Fictional.
One, we'll see how long it lasts.
Yes, yeah, I was like I said, I had really good supportive
friends back in high school that were like when I would say
something that would be similar to what my mom say my my best
friend, my best friend. She would dope.
Think about what you just said. Right.
Yeah. Is that accurate or is that what
your mom would have said? Smart girl, right?
She is. So amazing.
She really is. Like she's one of the smartest
people I've ever met in my life. So this is the ages between 14
and 16. You're developing this, this
whole attitude about when. I was 11.
So OK, even though you. Are real young.
And she was always like that. Like, as far as I remember, she
was always like, maybe maybe don't think that, yeah, maybe
think outside the box. Maybe just because your dad said
blondes are dumb doesn't mean they are.
Maybe. Yeah, maybe think about that,
you know? Isn't that interesting?
It is. That's interesting.
So it sounds like you had a big connection to your your friends,
your your female friends growing up too.
I actually only had female friends growing up.
I think the only male friend I had I didn't have until I hit
college and he wasn't even actually like a stranger.
So my cousin was friends with a girl growing up.
Some tragic stuff happened but they ended up being like brother
and sister. The her brother, the friend's
brother and my cousin ended up come brother and sister and he
ended up going to the same college that I went to.
And when he got there we just we just clicked.
We didn't we know each other pretty much going up, but we
didn't really hang out a whole lot.
But yeah, I had him for two years until he started yeah, he
started getting inappropriate with me and my then now
ex-girlfriend. So we were like.
No misguided dude, yeah. Very, he was very sheltered
though. He was very, very sheltered.
So that's kind of when you when you get out on your own and
you've been sheltered like almost suffocatingly, it
sometimes doesn't result in the great.
Human beings, unfortunately. So, you know, I'm not saying
this because 80% of my listeners are men, okay?
Not saying it because of this reason, but I will say that I
advocate for men and I'm gonna tell you why men are they're
special. They're special in so many
levels because I've met some of the greatest people in my life
who were men. You know, it just happens that
way. And I embrace the kinks that a
lot of them just really envelope when it comes to, you know,
servitude, having that, that true dedication to a woman.
Those are the kinds of men that put women on pedestals that
respect them in such a way. It's like, how can you not value
that man? You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, I've, I've never like, I've never had the opportunity
to, like personally be involved in men like that.
But I, I mean, men do have it hard.
I will do it too. They have to.
They have it hard. Women have it hard.
But men, men truly do have it rough, especially within
society. Like they do it even like
raising kids is more difficult for them than it like most
people are like it's women, but really, men get treated like
babysitters rather than parents. Yeah.
And it, it really sucks. Like, I do give credit where
credit's due. It's just I tend to find men who
end up into my life usually end up not being the greatest in my
experience. Well, I don't even.
Personal life. I'm going to tell you that I
know that there's men out there that you would possibly think,
OK, he's feminine. He's got some feminine
qualities. He might even cross dress for
you, No? Thank you.
OK, you wanted the titties. I'm just saying the real ones
what? The real ones, you know, you
need Mama's love and approval. OK, I'm just saying you need
Mama's love and approval. But I'm telling you, there's
nothing like getting that real Dick.
OK, I will never know. Don't say that.
Do not say that in this room. I'm. 24 and just saw my first
real Dick and I was nowhere near it.
OK, I was on the other side of the room and he.
Has a beautiful penis. He he's an old man, but he has a
nice looking penis and he's a great guy.
He is an he is, he is interesting.
He is very, I did, I did like interact with him a little bit.
He was very, he's very sweet. Yeah, he is.
He's very kind, man. He's funny and he's going
through terrible, terrible turmoil in his life right now.
His wife is a fucking bitch. Just an absolute fucking bitch.
Has never appreciated him, has completely diminished his
relationships with his own children.
He's just, it's just sad and he's just trying to like gain
back his own self-confidence because she has just like
completely emasculated him for the last 20 years.
Yes. So a lot of women fucking suck.
Oh they do. My ex is one of them.
Yes, he you know my ex ruined a couple of kinks that like I
can't do anymore because of my ex.
So my thing of it is Kylie, is the fact that if I'm telling you
all my great experiences and I'm married to probably one of the
best men in the world, okay, there's nothing this man will
not do for me. He's kind, he's sweet.
I mean, he will do anything. He will just rub me head to toe.
He'll make me breakfast in bed. He is an amazing lover and I've
had so many. I'm just telling you, there's
nothing like the touch of a man. Sometimes I'm just saying this,
but you're smart girl. And I think that a lot of times
we limit ourselves. And I think the way to think is
being pansexual, being bisexual, exploring every Ave. you can as
as a woman, because it's just, it's an incredible feeling to
have a good connection with the right people.
And if the right people have not come in your life and you can't
really speak highly of a man because I've met a lot of shit
bags in my life, don't get me wrong, but there's been men that
I mean, it's just like, wow. Oh, and he's got a penis too.
God, he's great, you know? I don't think about it.
Yeah, but you should, because you're a beautiful girl.
You're smart and I'm just saying that I advocate for men because
you know they need good women, they need good guidance and it
doesn't seem like you're a controlling person.
You told me that you earlier if we can bring up your kink, you
said that you have shame for feeling being a little.
Yes, a lot of it. And, you know, you should never
feel that because, again, there's so many people, hundreds
and hundreds of thousands of people.
Yeah. And we talk about this all the
time on the podcast. Yeah, what's the funny part
about it is it's a really self like.
I hate that I am like that because I'm like, I'm strong.
I could do all this. I could do all that.
I work, I do this, I do that. But then at the end of the day,
I just want a woman to put a bottle in my mouth.
And so it's like, it's like, and it's self-inflicted because
like, I've never had anyone like in any and not even my exes.
And I could say some bad things about her.
Yeah. But even my ex, she was like,
she had, I mean, we had a whole cabinet of bottles and plates
and spoons and like she's like, she wasn't hiding it in boxes.
Like she was like right there in the kitchen.
Yeah. Anybody could see it.
And she didn't mind it. Like we had passes and stuff in
the car, like it was open and known, but it's still like super
like in my head. I can't get over the fact that
like that's something I would, that I want, much less need like
it's. Well, you know, but that's your
that's your vice, that's your, your comfort, right?
I mean it to me, it's no different if, you know, I have a
special pillow that I want to hug up, you know, hug to and and
snuggle and listen to soft music.
I mean, it's putting yourself in a category of, you know, God,
I'm so different. You know, why the fuck do I want
to suck on a pacifier or a bottle?
It's like, why diminish yourself like that?
Why think less of yourself because you, you know, like
that? I mean, it's not like you're out
there doing horrible things to people.
No, I guess I could when we make up for some stuff.
But you know, no, I don't. It's just it's just the way you
would find, you know, comfort, right?
It's kind of an escape, is it not?
It is. I mean, that's what Little Space
is. Yeah.
I mean, it's it's a built in mechanism for escape and
comfort. And that's why we're in the kink
lifestyle that we are in, right. That and and hitting.
It's quite nice. Listen, Little Space is always
fun, but have you ever been spanked?
It's great. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. I'm just saying, I think that
you have this open mind. You're smart, girl.
You have your whole life ahead of you.
I'm just saying why put yourself in a box and limit yourself to
just this sector of people? You know what I'm saying?
Like the sector of people? I'm sure, but there's there's
also so many other things that you could try just to say, gosh,
a real Dick feels so much nicer than a dildo.
I'm just saying. I don't know, mine feel pretty
nice. You know that 8 1/2 in the car
is quite fun to play with, I'm just saying.
Now the guys are really going to love this.
Yeah, it's going to take my car. That's a true story.
Yeah. Right now anyways.
But yeah. But you know, I will say that
I've just come across, I meet some of the nicest people.
You know, there's there's a littles group that one of my old
friends runs here locally. You know, you can mingle with
people just like yourself. There's a woman that's part of
that group and she actually does like ANR like adult nursing with
any other people there. I mean, I don't know what they
engage in. I don't know if she's like
pumping breast milk for them or if she just says hey, suckle up
my titty. I don't know.
I. Just know.
I just know it's an option. Hey, you know, I've done
nursing, but like we did it without like actual producing
milk 'cause that's just like a long tedious process, but we did
it. But you know, I don't know why I
said that, but anyways. No, it's OK.
I gotcha with the right pump. You never know.
It is a tedious process.
I looked into it. It is a tedious process to do it
without, like getting pregnant. It it really is.
Yeah. The woman who do it for King.
They are dedicated. They're dedicated.
They they truly are. I I just think that there's a
lot of people that enjoy it and they actually have outside of
like the littlest community. This is just people, people who
are in a relationship where it's just they feel like a stronger
connection, a stronger bond and a level of intimacy that you
can't really just, you know, have with sex.
But they, you know, there's women out there that are nursing
their husbands and boyfriends. Yeah.
You know why not, right? Why not?
I mean, it's if, if they're willing, you know?
Exactly. You know, don't don't lay alone
because. She's got it, absolutely.
But you know, what do you see for yourself in two to three
years? Think about it personal level.
Would you want to date somebody else?
But do you want to be in a relationship?
Do you want to just date and have fun?
Would you absolutely try just meeting a man and actually
dating a guy just to go on a date and say hey I did this?
Those questions going, could we just at one point maybe get you
close enough to a date to where the first time you see, the next
time you see one, it isn't across the room from you?
Yes, yes, I'm telling you, you can come to the dungeon with me
sometime. And there's some men in there
that are just, they're just gorgeous.
Some of them are just hot. And you know, then I just take
their Dick and I put it in a little tiny cage, you know, but
then there's the birds. Look at birds, put it in a cage.
But then there's just some you just want to look at it and
like. You know what?
No, I've only seen one thus far. Gosh, I've got this one guy and
I'm telling you, if I weren't married, I would, I would have
tore that Dick up a couple years ago.
I would have gotten on it and ridden train all the way down.
I just, I'm just saying. I can't ride.
They're they're awesome. You get, you're short, you're
adorable. You can do it.
I can't. You just squat.
Over it. It does not work.
It is personally, it's supposed to be intimacy, not a workout,
and it is so hard to do. OK, but you were doing this with
a woman who didn't have the strength of a man's hips and
probably wasn't guiding you like a man.
Like a man will have these manly nice hands.
He's like holding you by the hips.
Oh, don't look at that face of disgust.
Shut the fuck up. You are the fucking size squid.
The room temperature silicone thing.
They don't spray white sticky shit.
That's what condoms are for, God and that it's not sticky.
It's like a a slimy fun warm goo.
It's great. And then once you get fucked
with warm goo inside of you, then you can use the dildo after
and it's amazing the sensation it gives you in your vagina.
Just saying Kylie, you're missing out.
This is the lifestyle you need to have more experience.
Do you know the things I've done in the last two years?
No, tell me. Let's see, I just yelled, I'm
sorry, you're okay. Let's see, I got when I first
got together, the first person I actually got with, and this is
going to interesting. The very first Dom I ever had
was actually male, okay, and he was really big in a pet play.
All right, And we probably could have like done it.
It was online like I never met him in person.
OK, but and we probably could have kept that relationship
going a little bit longer than we did, but he wanted like 24/7
and I just don't have the mentality to do like living this
lifestyle 24/7. Were you a?
Puppy or kitten? I was a puppy at the time, OK, I
don't particularly care for pet play.
I'm bad on much now every once in a while.
But typically I just I just stick with the collars and
leashes and leave it at that. And then I took like a
three-year break of like doing anything with anybody just
completely on my own trying to get through college because
college was really rough for me. So I was just like, yeah, we
don't need to bring anybody into this.
We're just gonna stick with what we got.
And then I got with my ex and we just started doing stuff.
Just whatever, just whatever came in our heads, we did.
And we just whatever stuck, stuck like because we were both
very new to it. She had had men before because
she was bisexual. She had men before. 2 of the
women updated were both bisexuals.
Sure. And so they both had pretty big
experience with men. And she likes sissies and
putting in skirts and stuff. But here's the thing.
I don't wear skirts and dresses usually.
Like the party last night. I mean a dress.
That was the first time I'd ever willingly by myself.
But on a dress. You looked great.
Thank you, but that was the first time that I'd ever like.
This is normally what I wear, like my T-shirts and my dry fit
pants. You're selling yourself way
fucking short because you had you were like, Oh my pasty legs.
I'm like, shut the fuck up. You're cute.
You're like, Oh my pasty legs. They weren't, they were white.
It was like a ghost with a black sheet over it's.
Fucking winter in Florida. OK, Go out on the fucking beach
right now. It's 70, maybe 65°, a wind
chill. Fuck you.
You're going to have white pasty legs unless we go to the fucking
tanning booth. OK, you're good, you're good.
You were, at least I'm telling you.
You're selling yourself so fucking short and limiting
yourself, OK? And not changing up a couple
things, but you were in the top 15 cutest girls there last night
out of 100 people. OK, I'm just saying cutest out
of top 15. You're shaking your head like,
yeah, Mia, whatever. OK, OK bitch, blow smoke.
Say what you want. Say what you want, but you, I
mean, you got perfect teeth, you got great skin, you're adorable,
you're adorable, and you're 24 and you're young and you're a
virgin. Oh my God.
I'm not a virgin. You haven't had a penis inside
of you. OK, but if you're a virgin
attack it is the strongest time and that has ever existed.
I have no not to be taken 8 or 9 inch.
You know fake Dicks in your in your pussy.
I'm just saying you're still a virgin.
You're like untouched by a man. You're still a flower.
OK sweet little it is a 24 year old flower.
Amazing. My flower won't wilt.
Look at that it. Is not going to wilt.
Oh goodness. Now at this point, where do you
see yourself in two to three years?
By myself, fucking boring God in this episode.
Done. I no longer want to speak to
this woman ever again. Get out of the house.
Forbidden, Blacklisted. Leave me alone.
No, trust me, that's not what does it.
Yes. Tell me.
No, I want to grow and like learn things in community on top
and bottom. Like I do prefer bottom.
I prefer to worship women and be on the news to them.
But I do every once in a while like to tie people up.
I I am a bit of a rigor. I learned how to do it about a
year ago and I've been self-taught pretty much since
then, like just learning it online and stuff.
So I mean every once in a while I get on top for that.
Mostly I do other stuff like pet play and things like that on
top. But I don't know, just grow and
learn in the community, go to events and just play with people
and learn different techniques, different things is really just
the goal for now. Eventually I'll I'll try dating
again but I think just for now not having the restriction of
our relationship kind of gives me more freedom to do stuff
within kink and like figure out more of them.
I mean, I have a long list, but the list could always get
longer. And Speaking of Long, you also
told me. You also told me that you
fucking gag on fucking dildos. Like girlfriend, you're begging
for cock, you're begging for it and let me tell you, it's
fucking good. Like what the fuck?
I know you got the bottle fetish but I'm telling you you're not
going to long for so much of a bottle as you will a Dick.
You'll meet some great guy and you'll be like baby I just want
to suck that Dick and let that milk come out.
I'm telling you, you're shaking your head, bitch.
You don't know. You're right.
I'm telling I don't want to that's correct.
No, I so I have a very specific it's like 4 inches.
I think it's it's it's I think it's a 4.5 and it does not.
Here's the fun thing. If I brought my bag into you,
you'd be like. Why?
Because they're not. None of them look like Dicks.
They all are like, colorful. Only one of them actually has
balls. Like none of them look like
Dicks at all. So they're not intimidating to
you? Not at all because they're they,
they just look like small little silicone things like OK, the one
that I use for oral, I use this very specific 1 and I put flavor
condoms on it because I have an oral fixation, obviously.
You don't say. You couldn't guess.
I have an oral fixation. And I was like, I like latex and
flavored condoms are a thing that exists.
OK, we're gonna try this out. And my ex was really into it, so
it worked out. But it's the only one that I'll
use because, like, I have arthritis in my jaw.
I've had it for years. And so I can't have a mouth held
open, like, too open for too long.
Sure. So I'm like, gotta stick with a
smaller 1. Sure.
But yeah, you know, I don't have a gag reflex either.
Oh God. You are just torturing,
torturing these men, torturing them.
Do you hear me? 24 year old fresh virgin pussy.
It's not fresh that. It is.
It's 9 inches in it. It's not fresh.
It is fresh and clean and trust me, you don't have nothing, you
have nothing. I don't know who I'm killing
more than men, are you? I both both I am an advocate for
these men and they're just like, yeah, Mia, you tell her she got
to try it. Let me let me tell you
something. One of my dear, dear clients
came to a party last night. Came to the party, super sweet,
beautiful man. So fucking adorable.
And I know that he's so fucking sweet and so fucking kind.
And he came with a bisexual man. And so my client he you know,
he'll dress, he'll dress in various things.
He's very flexible. He's he's head reflexible, if
you will. You know, he'll play with just
about anybody. But it's because I think he's
just a versatile, easygoing guy. He's the most non judgmental
person. He's sweet and kind and I love
to grope him and do dirty things to him because he's sweet.
I just adore this man. He's so kind and he's got a nice
Dick, just saying. But ultimately, and you can see
his videos, I post them on family.
I screw up his Dick for him sometimes just for fun.
I don't turn those videos on. There's a reason for that pussy
anyway. Exactly.
This is the issue we're getting to.
That's the whole. Point Kylie anyway, but but I
will say that his friend, his bisexual friend said to him last
night, he's like, why don't you, why don't you go ahead and just
get a bisexual band? And he's like, no, I, I, you
know, he was hesitant because he's had bisexual wristbands
before. And I said, look, if he wants a
straight band, he goes get in the straight band.
There's a lot of hot women here tonight he could get with now.
He wasn't dressing masculine. He was dressing in his kink and
it wouldn't necessarily be more favorable to to women
specifically because to me it was kind of like gender neutral
in a lot of ways. But that's my opinion, You know,
other women because there was some rigid bitches last night
here that were kind of new. And yeah.
We met, we talked about why a few new ones and there were some
that were like. Little rigidity, right?
Like it had some cobwebs in their crotch.
Yeah, like they don't know what they're at, Like, yeah.
Like bitch. Like there's, yeah, there's
people running around naked. Well, yeah.
Yeah, we're. Not outside tomorrow with a
Dodd, but you know. I, you know, I don't get it.
They come, they pay their 50 bucks, we serve their dinner,
they can get their non alcoholic beverages, they're having their
fun. They get to be voyeurs if they
want to. They have plenty of places to
play. But there's just fuckers that
sit there and watch and do nothing.
So it's like, we see you want to play because they'll play with
their husband, but you can tell they're a rigid bitch.
Like their husbands come, they want to play, they want to have
fun. But this bitch, I would, I saw
her specifically last night and you know, I'm trying to talk to
her, trying to get her vibe. Oh yeah, everything's great.
I'm like, Oh my God, you got to stick up your ass, don't you,
you fucking cunt. OK, so those kind of cunts, I
really, I just can't indulge even, you know, wasting 5
minutes of my time talking to them because they annoy me.
But my point of it is don't hold your laughter back.
It is funny the. Facial expressions are making it
so much better and I wish they could see them.
I. Know, I know we're going to film
at one time, I'm telling you, but but my client last night he
he wanted to wear, you know, the straight band.
I'm like, do it, fucking do it. But I feel like the guy who was
bisexual, I feel like, and I've met men that are like this
because there's such a lack of interest with women are maybe
they're they're just associating themselves with women that are
so superficial that they won't even gauge with men that look
like them. It's like, again, they're
fucking, they're limiting themselves on so many levels
because I'm thinking, you know, these are two great guys and
more than likely they're submissive because I know one is
submissive, but definitely the bisexual guy is submissive.
Most bisexual men, I mean, they're either tops or they're
doms or they're real submissive bitches.
I think favorably for you, I think a submissive man.
And let me tell you something, I have played matchmaker.
I've been successful. I have gotten people married.
I have, I'm telling you, I'm just saying when you just said
you say little things and you don't hear them when you say
them because you were just like, yeah, none of the my dildos look
like real penises And I'm thinking, so you're intimidated
to look at a real penis You don't even have like.
I was 24 before I seen my first one.
Clearly intimidated. Mia.
Let's let's talk about this. Did you not miss the part where
I have not been emerged for six years?
Yes. Six years, 24 before I see my
first one and it was across the room.
Wow. Wow, can I have you in the
dungeon sometime? Yeah, just love to like, come
and learn and and like, be involved, OK?
It's just the idea of touching a penis, it makes my brain go.
Is it worth it? Well, think of it this way,
right? You've seen women with big
clits, big labias, right? Yeah.
All a man's Dick is a fucking clit.
That's all it is. And I'm going to tell you I have
my sweet little Justin. Justin.
I've heard about him. Your mistress Mia loves you.
He's got a little tiny clit, a little tiny, tiny and he's got
these little compact balls that looks like a man pussy and I
can't even get it inside a cage for him and he wants to wear a
cage to that. I'm like honey, it's going to
hurt. You can't do it because you
don't have normal testicles I. Remember you talking about this
visit? I want a podcast about it before
the dungeon party. Yes.
I love him, but you know, he's the type of guy, honestly, if he
wasn't so submissive, you would go on a date with him and just
be like, Oh my, my God, Mia. He's so sweet and kind and he is
he. That's what I'm saying.
There's so many amazing men out there that are just so fucking
awesome. And let me tell you, women,
they're full of fucking drama. You know it and I know it, say.
It Oh yeah, they are you. Know it.
They're dramatic. Yes, women are fucking dramatic.
They get on their periods, they act like cunts.
They act entitled. You know, they're fucking needy.
God damn they're fucking needy. Yeah, but you know, dominant
women, they are needy, but also the more needy they are, the
more you get to take care of them.
So it's it's it's they are needy, I'll give you that.
So you say they're not. You get their approval and their
love and. Attention.
I literally this is a true story.
Last night Liv was saying something about her hand hurting
after she'd done impact scenes. And I'm like.
You creamed yourself a fucking live, didn't you?
I. Didn't love it yet.
I love this. I here's a fun fact.
I had wanted to do a session with Liv for like 2 months now.
Yeah. And I've just been too chicken
to do it. And then she was at the party
and she was, she was like, I like her.
Like I showed up and I was just hanging out around socializing.
She's like, I like her to, to PO when they were both in the
kitchen. But no, I was talking to Liv and
Liv came over. She's had my hand hurt from the
and she had done impact. And I was like, I'm going to
size your hand for you if you want.
And I was mostly joking, but then she handed me your hand and
I was like, OK. And so I did that for like
probably 10 or 15 minutes. So she was like, OK, I'm done.
Because it's just it's and it's small.
Like it's nothing super intimate.
It's just small. Granted, I have a hand thing so
you know that has something to do with it, but.
You don't say? Yeah, and the fact that she was
wearing a negligee with fucking a following up her ass the whole
night in heels showing her nice bubble ass.
Well, actually, she she took off her heels pretty, pretty early
in the party. Yeah.
And. I didn't see her but little
increments of time because she spent so much time either during
the burlesque number or and the dungeon and.
She did. She did a fantastic and a bless
show. So did Barbie, that they both
did amazing. The other girl did too.
I don't know her name but. She did this meanie.
OK, I didn't know who, I didn't know her, but she was, they all
did fantastic. The.
Credible girls aren't they are so talented, so just personable
fun. They're just amazing.
They're just amazing girls and I understand why he'd be a lesbian
for those 3 hot women. I get it, I get it.
There's I get it. I'm just saying when you were
like live and you took a bit swallow like, oh God, oh God, I
had to swallow. Let me explain the.
Liv is very energetic, but she's so sweet and she's, I love her.
She's great. She's yes, last night she had a
lot of, we had a lot of fun just in general, like even just like
hanging out and talking. She was a lot of fun to just be
around. Yeah, she is.
She is, she is definitely the life of a party.
She she brings it, yeah. Yeah, we always have a great
time, all of us. Honestly.
She's awesome. I will say we need to get you in
the dungeon one day and you can see a penis up close and
personal if it's good. Don't you look at that.
You're like weeping out like. Shut the fuck up.
I'd be like, touch it, fucking Kylie.
Touch that Dick. Touch it.
See me cringe away every time. Telling you it feels so much
better. Oh goodness, it's fun.
So fun. What has been your best sexual
experience? There's quite a few.
Like I said with my ex we just tried stuff until we figure out
what's stuck like we found that I don't do well with verbal
humiliation. I don't do too well with any
humiliation honestly. But verbal like really bad.
Should have been a given at the very.
Beginning right, you would think, but we.
But we tried it anyways. We're like, what aren't gonna
do? We did.
Knife play we did. So do you like to be called good
girl and all that good? Praise.
Absolutely. Yeah, you.
Know truthfully like I love praise praise is amazing but
yeah I don't like degrading can get me going just as fast as
praise can oh OK like it can the belittling like I can't do
belittling or like being taught to like a child but like call me
pathetic or a bitch or like that will get me going just as fast
as. Good girl, Will.
Like it will. Something you know your mother
would have never. Said to you, yeah, yeah.
Stuff that I'm gonna never. Have to kill whore Kylie.
No, no, not a whore. It's a life goal, actually.
Now, do you use massagers at all for like, clitoral stimulation
vibes? Yeah, yeah.
I mean, not like, OK, so vibrator versus a dildo, right?
So. Right.
OK so vibrators as in is it just like a massager or is it
vibrator as in a dildo with a built in massager?
So both I won't use either or OK.
I'm talking about a sex wand. But yes, I use those.
Yes, the sex wands. I do.
I have three, OK. And then I have a bunch of
different like little clitorial ones.
I actually have one that's like remote controlled.
So like could give it to someone else.
I'm a bit of an expeditionist if no one has noticed.
Can't. Can't.
Yeah. No, not at.
All no, no, but I do have a couple of remote controllers.
I do use the clitoral and I mean majority of the time, like if
I'm by myself, I only do clitoral.
Like I don't penetrate myself very often.
Very rarely. Did you like it when a woman
goes down on you? Yes, OK.
Yeah, I like going down one and two and given the opportunity
we'll never turn that down. So have.
You ever had like a throttle? Have you thought about that?
I've done a threesome. So actually that's how
technically I lost my virginity technically.
OK, so I had in College in my dorm room, we started out as a
joke like, yeah, we're all touch starved.
We could all do each other, but then we all actually showed up.
So we ended up all three of us. It was me and two other girls
that we knew each other. We were sure all on the color
guard team together. And that was actually
technically like my first like in person.
I had done stuff online like I'd already had like that Dom
before, but that was like my first in person experience was
actually a threesome with the two women.
And it was a lot of fun. That was back in my like after I
left him, I was like, OK, maybe I'm not a sub, like maybe I'm
like completely dominant. And so I was like, I didn't even
let them touch me, like I just touched them.
But it was still fun. Still fun.
So what did he do with his penis with.
You I never seen it. Like I said, we were online.
I never seen it so.
Technically not like any type of male, female, female throuple.
It was all female. It was.
It was 2 girls. Boring.
All right, so. Knives.
I didn't want to talk boring. I took offense.
I'm so teasing you. I love teasing you.
This is great. This is great, This is fun, This
is fun. So what did you think of the
event last night? The event was a lot of fun.
Like I really enjoyed the event last night.
I enjoyed the open dungeon party too.
But this event I was more like I was so shy.
The first one I'm like I don't belong here, I need to go home.
I actually almost left like I was there probably an hour and I
was like I'm just going to go home.
I don't need to be here. And then you met someone at the
last party that you enjoyed. Yes, Yeah, yeah, We played a
lot. We did a scenes and hung out and
it was a lot of fun. And then this time around I was
like, I planned it for a month. I bought a dress, I took off
work, I rented a hotel room. I was like, Nah, we're doing
like the whole down yards. I'm not missing it.
And I just like kind of stood around and would like sometimes
engage in conversations. Sometimes people would pull me
into conversations. Me PO and one of the newer girls
that were there, we had a debate on whether or not people in
between the light side, the dark side of Star Wars could have
lightsabers. Nice.
We had a full blown conversation about this.
He's. Outside by the football
conversation. Right on.
Yeah, yeah. I was like, what if?
What if you like the dark side, but you also think the Jedi's
are pretty cool? And I'm like, well, you can
still have a lightsaber. Morally great with a lightsaber.
OK, now I'm going to throw this in the mix, right?
All right, so PO is Madame Liv's sub.
Yes, right. I see him, play with him.
Right. OK, so and he's a little, yeah,
that's very much. He's talked about it, you know,
being a little. And Madame Liv and him have done
multiple sessions over the last year together as a little.
Now, could you imagine you and Poe as littles to Madame Lev?
And her eyes go Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, and you got
Madame Lev, who obviously she's a submissive in her own personal
life. Yeah.
The fact that she can be a Dom in the dungeon and, you know, on
some level of her personal life, you know, with with her friends,
that kind of thing, you never know what's possible.
I. Suppose.
Yeah, yeah, you could explore things and just have fun.
Maybe we'll see. I'm just saying there was a
long. Pause.
Anything with Madame Lou was gonna cause a long pause.
Yeah, she's generally watched that dance, so I'm gonna say.
I know. I see there were so many people
in there last night with it, and I just felt like, I don't want
to be selfish to, like, get in the way of other people seeing
it. So I'm like, I'm just gonna see
it later because she gave permission to our photographer.
Yeah. Do you know, to record it?
So I'm just gonna wait till I see the recording and just enjoy
it then. It was really good.
And you know, what's interesting
is Liv never wants to be center of attention.
She's extremely modest. And it's amazing because you
will get to see this one day because I'm going to invite you
to watch her do a session with someone who doesn't give a fuck
that you're watching. OK.
But when Liv does a session, the way she moves, it's like live in
motion. It's almost like pantomime.
You know, she doesn't have to say anything.
She just moves with her hand. She's graceful.
She. You know, I'm one of the, you
know, I'll talk and I'll, I don't have to yell at anybody.
I'm not some crazy bitch, not always, but I'll, and I'll
whisper in their ear, talk to them like I'm going to own you.
I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want, that kind of thing.
Liv doesn't have to say anything.
Liv just does. And she'll say things like, you
know, get on your knees. This is what you're supposed to
do. And she has this, this set
agenda with all of her people that she chooses to make her
Subs and the fact that, you know, she will have them
journal, for example, she will always have them in a certain
position when she comes in. You know, there's, there's
certain things that she does specifically for that reason,
but but it's very methodical. And so she's, that's why she's
good at what she does. Yeah, she's very good.
Like I said, we had she did a learning experience with me and
then we actually did a scene on the cross.
It was Yeah. What?
Is she doing on the cross? She is spanking.
Nice, nice. That's so cool.
It was. It was.
It was a lot of fun.
You long pause again. I don't know, I ran other words
long pause was useless. You're still thinking about it.
I still have the marks, you know, so.
Yeah, I love it. All right, well, we're going to
have to come back and do this again.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
It's been fun and I'm going to certainly get everyone else's
take between my nephew and Liv and Poe and get their take on
the adventures of the party last night because there was a lot of
people and a lot of shit happened there.
Was a lot that went on. There was, there was a session
in one tent that went on for like 45 minutes, yeah.
And then I don't know what was happening in the other tent.
She was. They were in their powers, it
felt. Like, you know, what's really
funny is I sit there at the post when people come through the
game. I know I kept bothering you.
Yes. No, you weren't bothering me.
It's funny because what bothers me is when I'm talking to
somebody, but then there's other people that come in, they're
really loud and it's like, you don't have to get my attention
that way. Just calm your horse, Just sit
down a minute, you know, and then we'll talk.
I'm going to go around the room. Here we go.
But it was interesting. But what if it is?
I'm sitting there and probably 8 feet to my right is the dungeon
wall, the exterior wall, right. And then about 20 feet to my
left was one of the outside tents.
Yes, right. So to the left of me in the
tent, I heard it was fucking whip, whip, whip.
And I was like, holy shit, holy shit.
And I looked at Brie and Brie's like, damn, damn.
It's like boom, methodical, right?
And then somebody was getting again their ass feet on that
wall. So it could have been you at the
time. Fuck, who knows?
Who knows? But but I heard boom, boom,
boom. And then I just kept hearing the
paddles, the paddles, the paddles.
And I was like, Jesus, yeah. Liv was going at it, yeah, with
with me and Poe, she doesn't even Poe there too.
Yeah, and you can hear whatever it was pounding that fucking
wall. I was like holy shit.
She pulled out the whip last night.
But they were both at the same time, so we were like right in
the middle of the whips and the slams.
Like it does. It's like bang to Bang, Bang to
bang. Yes, it was crazy.
It was crazy, but yeah, a lot of great people.
Carnal Coyote was there. They were selling a lot of their
their. Goods, yes.
Yeah, so talented, such great people.
I always tell anyone, if you want, you know, sex furniture,
if you want BDSM furniture or any leather equipment or cuffs
or whatever, just go through them.
Jesus, They're, they're just incredible people.
Yeah, and all of it's custom made.
Yeah, just beautiful stuff. They gave me a new tool last
night. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, so cool, Cobalt. One of those those.
Oh wow. Last night.
Yeah, wow. I love it.
But yeah, aside from that, we had Terracor Reader, and people
love that. Yes, that was a big hit.
I've seen a lot of people at that table.
They. Loved it.
Yeah, they loved it. But yeah, it was a great night.
It really was. It was, it was a lot of
activities, a lot of lot of stuff to look at, yeah.
Well, good. Well, we'll do this again.
OK. So thanks for joining us, Kylie.
You're welcome. Yes.
And I'm, I'm going to torture you some more about getting that
Dick. Just saying but.
Next time I come in the podcast, it'd be like so.
Yes. Did you get some Dick yet,
Carly? I will set that up for you.
Pictures of cock. Now that I got your number, I'm
going to get Look at this cock. Oh my God, look at this cock.
That's great. Why do you unblock me as number
every time you need to text her? She wants some pictures.
All the lovely cocks. Anyway, you don't like cocks
like I talk about boobs. Oh.
God no, boobs can get like baggy and saggy and floppy.
No, a Dick that never changes. Disagree.
Your Mama did not breastfeed you.
Shame on her. I was breastfed until I was 3.
Clearly it should have been longer.
That's what girlfriends are for. All right, kids, it's been
great. All right, So until then, this
has been the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.