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Hi. 
Welcome to the latest episode of

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Call ME Mistress. 
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 

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and I've got with me a special 
guest today. 

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She's at the party. 
She's cute. 

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She's adorable. 
And her name is Kylie. 

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Kylie. 
Yeah, Kylie. 

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Highly. 
Highly yes. 

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Yes. 
Tell us now you're 24 years old.

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I am. 
You've been in the lifestyle now

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six years. 
Off and on. 

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I I took a three-year break. 
OK, so. 

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That's OK. 
And you came to the party last 

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night. 
Yes. 

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Now you came to the initial 
party back in June. 

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Yes. 
And we were talking about this. 

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And when you came to the party 
the first time, I was like, oh, 

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that cute little quiet, messy 
girl, a cute little lesbian. 

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Oh, my God. 
And then last night, I turn 

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around. 
I say, Kylie, you got your 

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titties out. 
Why? 

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You got your titties out, Kylie?
And you're like, they were hot. 

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They needed to breathe like a 
fine wine. 

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I got uncoachable in the dress 
and so I was like I can either 

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be uncomfortable with a dress or
freeze and so I chose the 

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freezing option. 
You know, there's always extra 

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clothes here. 
I tell people I'm like, I'll get

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you extra clothes. 
There's robes. 

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Here's here's The funny thing. 
I had clothes in my bag, but I 

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changed into after, but I was 
like, no, that's too much work. 

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So we're just, we're just gonna 
go, no dress. 

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And you just said fuck it, I'm 
letting the tits hang. 

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Maybe. 
Maybe that was the thought 

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process. 
You just came in the podcast 

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room and you're just like, Oh my
gosh, thank you. 

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And then you saw it on fat. 
I did I commented on it on fit. 

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So when you posted it, I don't 
know. 

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A couple days ago I seen the 
room and I'm like, oh it's so 

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cute, it's so pretty. 
It has a pink walls and in the 

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in the in the chairs and in my 
head it was so different than I 

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had it pictured in my head. 
Y'all all sat around a round 

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white table like the Knights of 
Arthur and I don't know why the 

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table was white. 
It just was. 

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And y'all are all in office 
rolling chairs except for Liv's 

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chair and had to be broken and 
not be able to roll roll around 

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because she would be all over 
the room and that was my thought

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process. 
Her chair was broken, that's why

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she sit still because it was 
broken. 

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Oh my gosh. 
Because. 

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Her AHD would have her running 
everywhere. 

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Liv is fucking hilarious. 
She's amazing. 

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She, she is, she's so funny. 
She's just so just easygoing 

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going with the flow. 
But it's funny because she'll 

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sit in that chair and it's 
usually my my smallest, oldest 

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Chihuahua Angel, who's an 
absolute bitch. 

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And if Liv goes to move her, she
tries to dumb poor Liv with, you

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know, four of her back teeth 
like, you know, and Liz like, 

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OK, grandma, let me move your 
grandma. 

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You know, Liz starts talking 
like a grandma and I'm like, OK,

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I got to edit that out. 
Can you 2 just instill? 

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No, Liv was making fun of me 
over something to grandma last 

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night. 
She's. 

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Quite funny with this because 
she started dating my nephew and

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it's been almost a year now. 
And the funniest thing was she 

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always called her ex-husband 
dad. 

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She still calls her ex-husband 
dad. 

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She has three children with him.
They have a very great 

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relationship. 
She's like, you know, I can't 

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call Matt dad. 
She's like, I just, I don't know

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what to call him. 
It just feels so weird. 

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You know, we've tried calling 
each other like honey and baby 

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and babe. 
I, I, I just don't, I don't, I 

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can't do it. 
And I said, well, you know what?

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You could, you always think 
that, you know, you love the, 

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the bushy hair because he has 
this huge beard. 

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And I said, you know, you always
wanted to date a lumberjack 

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looking guy. 
I said you could call him Grand 

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Pappy because it's going to be 
dad and he's much older than 

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you, so go ahead and call him 
Grand Pappy. 

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She says. 
I like that. 

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So she started calling him Grand
Pappy and my nephew looked at 

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her and he's like fuck no that 
would have. 

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Also been my response, yeah, 
thank you. 

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You know also. 
Grand Pappy. 

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You call me grand anything and 
I'm leaving. 

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I'm just grandmaster anything. 
If it has brand in it, I'm 

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leaving. 
You know, when I first met you, 

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I thought, old soul, you kind of
have this stoic vibe going on. 

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And to be 24, you act like 
you're 40. 4 Thank you you. 

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Do so. 
It was funny because you come 

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over, you're the one person with
all these motherfuckers that 

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came to the party who asked me, 
hey, if you want me to, I can 

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come help you tomorrow. 
I was like, yes, please, I will 

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take that. 
Yes, please. 

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Because everybody's still in 
bed. 

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It's like, OK, go ahead and stay
in bed. 

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Mia's going to go to sleep at 
three, 4:00 in the morning, get 

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back up at like 8:00, have some 
coffee, and then that's cleaning

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time for parties. 
That's what we do. 

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Yeah, I've always like, 
preferred cleaning up rather 

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than setting up. 
Like I've never been. 

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Like setting up is not something
I'm good at. 

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So I was like, I want to help, 
but I can't set up parties I 

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don't have. 
I just so I was like, I could 

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offer to clean up because like 
nobody else is offering. 

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I mean, live to do the dungeon 
before she left. 

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But I was like, all this stuff 
is still up. 

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It's gonna be like hours for one
person to do it by herself. 

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So just like I'm gonna offer. 
Maybe she'll say no, but it only

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off chance she says yeah. 
That I thought that was the 

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coolest and you know, I 
appreciate that tremendously. 

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Yeah, it was no problem. 
I was like, actually funny 

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enough before the party had 
thought about texting me like, 

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hey, if you need someone help 
clean up after, I'm not going to

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be doing anything Sunday. 
But then I was like, no, I'm not

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going to text it. 
Bitch. 

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I still shut up. 
Oh gosh, it's, it's something 

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else. 
Now I know that one of our other

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friends, he's going to come 
over. 

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I just have to text him. 
But he's like, you know, Mia, if

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you, if you need help, I'm like,
bitch, I need fucking help. 

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I've got 2 fucking tents. 
We've got four or five beds. 

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We've got sheets. 
We have so much shit to put 

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away, do we not? 
Yeah, we did. 

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Yeah. 
And we got a lot of it done in 

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an hour though you. 
Fucking wrap that shit up. 

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That was great, but we still 
gotta put 10s away. 

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Not you and me. 
We're going to have somebody 

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else do that shit. 
That's the man's problem. 

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Now, Speaking of men, that's a 
good segue. 

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So we're outside and you know, 
it's a beautiful day out. 

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It really is. 
Kylie, we're going to get into 

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this. 
We are going to, we're going to 

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do more than broach the subject,
dissect it inch by inch. 

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And Speaking of inches, so Kylie
is, is doing stuff and she's 

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she's doing very well. 
You put together things very 

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perfectly. 
You, you just said I don't set 

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things up well. 
I call bullshit on that 'cause, 

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bitch, you could put a fucking 
air mattress away. 

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Like it's new out-of-the-box, 
but we're doing this. 

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And you were just like, yeah, 
you know, last night was the 

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first actual, like, penis I ever
saw in person. 

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And you're like, yeah, it's kind
of funny 'cause I'm such a size 

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queen. 
I'm like, whoa, what? 

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What? 
Jigga who? 

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Let's go back. 
All that. 

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Let's see. 
Hold on. 

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So. 
So your size, queen? 

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Yes. 
You told me that your mom works 

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at a sex store and you get all 
these great deals on sex toys. 

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Yeah. 
And you love big dildos. 

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You just got a big nice glitter 
cock. 

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I did. 
It has heart glitters inside it.

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It's so. 
It's great. 

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It's great. 
Yeah. 

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You know, I can't say that I've 
never seen a guy with a big 

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glitter cock. 
But I would be lying because one

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time I fucked a guy, we had 
fucking body glitter and got 

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body paint, you know? 
Yeah. 

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It glowed like a light stick. 
I was, I'd ride that thing. 

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Let's say Empire Strikes Back, 
you know, don't do the silent 

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laughter. 
You. 

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You let them know you're 
laughing. 

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And control of my laughing style
is interesting. 

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It is fine. 
It's fine. 

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Let it go. 
I laugh like I hyena sometimes. 

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They suck it, fuck them. 
They don't like it, fuck them. 

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But anyway, so you're a size 
queen, but I'm telling you, you 

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put a dildo inside of you and 
it's so much different than a 

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real cock. 
The real cock is 1000 times 

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better. 
I'm I'm letting you know this 

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now. 
I'm letting you know this. 

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And because you're just like, 
yeah, I don't men really don't 

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have anything for me. 
And I was like, bitch, come on 

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now. 
Come on now. 

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We got you got to work with us 
here. 

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So maybe not. 
The sex party is the best place 

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to beat that ideal man. 
OK, but let me tell you, you 

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have a psych degree. 
I. 

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Do yeah. 
You're smart girl, you know that

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psychologically we always as far
as being physically attracted to

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when they look very similar to 
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So I can see you with some cute 
little nerdy kid with glasses 

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and a cute little smile. 
I'm just saying somebody cute 

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little who's not intimidating 
and who has, let me tell you, a 

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lot of skinny short guys, 
because I know one of these guys

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specifically, and I've known 
many, many men that'll like 

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this. 
But when they're cute and 

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little, they got a big fucking 
package. 

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But listen, here's the thing. 
OK, go ahead. 

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But just see, here's the thing, 
all right? 

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The package doesn't lie. 
And furthermore, it also has a 

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woman, a voice. 
Attached to it. 

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So you told me in a conversation
today. 

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So typically lesbians go after 
women because they need the 

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mother's love and acceptance and
approval? 

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Usually. 
Yeah, Usually, yes. 

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Do you find that's what you 
need? 

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A lot of times, yeah, 
definitely. 

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OK, Did you feel like you know 
when you're at the prepubescent 

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years of your life that you 
weren't getting the the love and

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attention that you were getting 
or should have gotten from your 

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mother? 
My mother loved me a lot. 

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Like like it was not a 
abandonment or like lack of so 

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much on mother's part. 
Like my mother did a really good

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job. 
She was constantly there for us 

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at every, you know, event. 
The where the disconnect comes 

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from is she has a problem of not
respecting other people's 

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opinion. 
And so when I started gaining my

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own opinions, I would get either
put off or sometimes even 

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belittled for having a different
opinion. 

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OK. 
And so I think I kind of seek 

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out like the people who accept 
who I am that have the same 

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opinions, and it just tends to 
fall with women. 

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OK. 
So. 

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Like the approval? 
The approval comes more in the 

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like the thinking the way I do. 
OK, do you have any idea why 

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your mother would be like that? 
Why is she? 

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Her mother's like that. 
It's generational, OK. 

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Her mother was like that. 
Her mother was like that. 

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Yeah. 
It's just a learned behavior 

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that's been passed down like. 
Gotcha. 

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Yeah, I mean, I luckily was able
to like I had friends that were 

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very close to me and they were 
like, no, maybe we shouldn't 

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talk like that. 
Like maybe think why you're 

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before you say that. 
Like, why would you think that? 

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And so I kind of got like able 
to get out of that generational 

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curse, but like my sister really
didn't. 

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She's she's a lot like that too.
You know, sometimes you can 

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break them, sometimes you can't.
It could be a lack of self 

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reflection or it could just I 
mean, with my mom, I feel like 

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it's just truly it's so 
ingrained into her that any 

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other thought it's just it's 
just doesn't exist. 

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Like it's not even really her 
fault really. 

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I mean it. 
She I learned to control it, I 

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guess. 
But in her in her defense, it's 

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all she's ever known. 
Yeah. 

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And it's not just her. 
It goes back 3 or 4 generations.

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Yeah. 
Does she treat her spouse like 

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that well? 
Kind of hard to say. 

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So my parents split up when I 
was 8, my mom took me, packed me

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up, packed her stuff and left 
with cops out when I was 8 years

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old to my grandmother's house 
where we lived for the next 10 

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years or 11 years before my 
grandmother died. 

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My mom and dad, like I can't 
really even remember a time that

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they were cordial to each other 
growing up. 

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I can like in when we still 
lived with him I could sometimes

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remember like them being cute 
but honestly not really. 

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They avoided each other practice
my whole life. 

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Is your mother controller? 
Another is a bit controlling. 

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She can be. 
She is I'm. 

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Just gonna say, if you, if the 
audience would have seen the 

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look on your face, it was like 
morbid deep distrust. 

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Like, man, Mia just called that 
shit out. 

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Yeah. 
Tang it Mia this is This is why 

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we don't talk to people. 
This is yeah, I get it. 

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I get it. 
You know, we, we spoke about one

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of our friends earlier outside 
and it was very brief. 

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But the thing of it is if you 
can't kind of heal and grow, and

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it sounds like you, you've 
stopped that generational issue 

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of being a condescending, 
controlling bitch because you're

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not that. 
Yeah, look at your watch. 

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It's not on your wrist. 
Fictional. 

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One, we'll see how long it 
lasts. 

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Yes, yeah, I was like I said, I 
had really good supportive 

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friends back in high school that
were like when I would say 

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something that would be similar 
to what my mom say my my best 

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friend, my best friend. 
She would dope. 

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Think about what you just said. 
Right. 

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Yeah. 
Is that accurate or is that what

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your mom would have said? 
Smart girl, right? 

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She is. 
So amazing. 

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She really is. 
Like she's one of the smartest 

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people I've ever met in my life.
So this is the ages between 14 

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and 16. 
You're developing this, this 

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whole attitude about when. 
I was 11. 

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So OK, even though you. 
Are real young. 

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And she was always like that. 
Like, as far as I remember, she 

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was always like, maybe maybe 
don't think that, yeah, maybe 

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think outside the box. 
Maybe just because your dad said

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blondes are dumb doesn't mean 
they are. 

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Maybe. 
Yeah, maybe think about that, 

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you know? 
Isn't that interesting? 

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It is. 
That's interesting. 

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So it sounds like you had a big 
connection to your your friends,

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your your female friends growing
up too. 

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I actually only had female 
friends growing up. 

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I think the only male friend I 
had I didn't have until I hit 

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college and he wasn't even 
actually like a stranger. 

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So my cousin was friends with a 
girl growing up. 

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Some tragic stuff happened but 
they ended up being like brother

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and sister. 
The her brother, the friend's 

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brother and my cousin ended up 
come brother and sister and he 

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ended up going to the same 
college that I went to. 

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And when he got there we just we
just clicked. 

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We didn't we know each other 
pretty much going up, but we 

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didn't really hang out a whole 
lot. 

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But yeah, I had him for two 
years until he started yeah, he 

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started getting inappropriate 
with me and my then now 

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ex-girlfriend. 
So we were like. 

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No misguided dude, yeah. 
Very, he was very sheltered 

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though. 
He was very, very sheltered. 

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So that's kind of when you when 
you get out on your own and 

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you've been sheltered like 
almost suffocatingly, it 

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sometimes doesn't result in the 
great. 

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Human beings, unfortunately. 
So, you know, I'm not saying 

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this because 80% of my listeners
are men, okay? 

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Not saying it because of this 
reason, but I will say that I 

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advocate for men and I'm gonna 
tell you why men are they're 

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special. 
They're special in so many 

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levels because I've met some of 
the greatest people in my life 

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who were men. 
You know, it just happens that 

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way. 
And I embrace the kinks that a 

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lot of them just really envelope
when it comes to, you know, 

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servitude, having that, that 
true dedication to a woman. 

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Those are the kinds of men that 
put women on pedestals that 

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respect them in such a way. 
It's like, how can you not value

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that man? 
You know what I'm saying? 

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Oh, yeah, I've, I've never like,
I've never had the opportunity 

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to, like personally be involved 
in men like that. 

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But I, I mean, men do have it 
hard. 

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I will do it too. 
They have to. 

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They have it hard. 
Women have it hard. 

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But men, men truly do have it 
rough, especially within 

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society. 
Like they do it even like 

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raising kids is more difficult 
for them than it like most 

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people are like it's women, but 
really, men get treated like 

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babysitters rather than parents.
Yeah. 

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And it, it really sucks. 
Like, I do give credit where 

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credit's due. 
It's just I tend to find men who

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end up into my life usually end 
up not being the greatest in my 

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experience. 
Well, I don't even. 

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Personal life. 
I'm going to tell you that I 

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know that there's men out there 
that you would possibly think, 

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OK, he's feminine. 
He's got some feminine 

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qualities. 
He might even cross dress for 

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you, No? 
Thank you. 

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OK, you wanted the titties. 
I'm just saying the real ones 

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what? 
The real ones, you know, you 

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need Mama's love and approval. 
OK, I'm just saying you need 

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Mama's love and approval. 
But I'm telling you, there's 

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nothing like getting that real 
Dick. 

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OK, I will never know. 
Don't say that. 

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Do not say that in this room. 
I'm. 24 and just saw my first 

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real Dick and I was nowhere near
it. 

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OK, I was on the other side of 
the room and he. 

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Has a beautiful penis. 
He he's an old man, but he has a

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nice looking penis and he's a 
great guy. 

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He is an he is, he is 
interesting. 

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He is very, I did, I did like 
interact with him a little bit. 

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He was very, he's very sweet. 
Yeah, he is. 

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He's very kind, man. 
He's funny and he's going 

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through terrible, terrible 
turmoil in his life right now. 

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His wife is a fucking bitch. 
Just an absolute fucking bitch. 

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Has never appreciated him, has 
completely diminished his 

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relationships with his own 
children. 

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He's just, it's just sad and 
he's just trying to like gain 

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back his own self-confidence 
because she has just like 

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completely emasculated him for 
the last 20 years. 

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Yes. 
So a lot of women fucking suck. 

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Oh they do. 
My ex is one of them. 

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Yes, he you know my ex ruined a 
couple of kinks that like I 

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can't do anymore because of my 
ex. 

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So my thing of it is Kylie, is 
the fact that if I'm telling you

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all my great experiences and I'm
married to probably one of the 

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best men in the world, okay, 
there's nothing this man will 

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not do for me. 
He's kind, he's sweet. 

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I mean, he will do anything. 
He will just rub me head to toe.

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He'll make me breakfast in bed. 
He is an amazing lover and I've 

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had so many. 
I'm just telling you, there's 

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nothing like the touch of a man.
Sometimes I'm just saying this, 

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but you're smart girl. 
And I think that a lot of times 

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we limit ourselves. 
And I think the way to think is 

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being pansexual, being bisexual,
exploring every Ave. you can as 

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as a woman, because it's just, 
it's an incredible feeling to 

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have a good connection with the 
right people. 

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And if the right people have not
come in your life and you can't 

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really speak highly of a man 
because I've met a lot of shit 

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bags in my life, don't get me 
wrong, but there's been men that

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I mean, it's just like, wow. 
Oh, and he's got a penis too. 

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God, he's great, you know? 
I don't think about it. 

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Yeah, but you should, because 
you're a beautiful girl. 

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You're smart and I'm just saying
that I advocate for men because 

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you know they need good women, 
they need good guidance and it 

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doesn't seem like you're a 
controlling person. 

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You told me that you earlier if 
we can bring up your kink, you 

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said that you have shame for 
feeling being a little. 

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Yes, a lot of it. 
And, you know, you should never 

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feel that because, again, 
there's so many people, hundreds

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and hundreds of thousands of 
people. 

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Yeah. 
And we talk about this all the 

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time on the podcast. 
Yeah, what's the funny part 

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about it is it's a really self 
like. 

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I hate that I am like that 
because I'm like, I'm strong. 

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I could do all this. 
I could do all that. 

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I work, I do this, I do that. 
But then at the end of the day, 

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I just want a woman to put a 
bottle in my mouth. 

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And so it's like, it's like, and
it's self-inflicted because 

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like, I've never had anyone like
in any and not even my exes. 

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And I could say some bad things 
about her. 

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Yeah. 
But even my ex, she was like, 

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she had, I mean, we had a whole 
cabinet of bottles and plates 

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and spoons and like she's like, 
she wasn't hiding it in boxes. 

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Like she was like right there in
the kitchen. 

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Yeah. 
Anybody could see it. 

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And she didn't mind it. 
Like we had passes and stuff in 

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the car, like it was open and 
known, but it's still like super

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like in my head. 
I can't get over the fact that 

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like that's something I would, 
that I want, much less need like

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it's. 
Well, you know, but that's your 

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that's your vice, that's your, 
your comfort, right? 

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I mean it to me, it's no 
different if, you know, I have a

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special pillow that I want to 
hug up, you know, hug to and and

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snuggle and listen to soft 
music. 

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I mean, it's putting yourself in
a category of, you know, God, 

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I'm so different. 
You know, why the fuck do I want

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to suck on a pacifier or a 
bottle? 

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It's like, why diminish yourself
like that? 

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Why think less of yourself 
because you, you know, like 

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that? 
I mean, it's not like you're out

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there doing horrible things to 
people. 

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No, I guess I could when we make
up for some stuff. 

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But you know, no, I don't. 
It's just it's just the way you 

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would find, you know, comfort, 
right? 

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It's kind of an escape, is it 
not? 

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It is. 
I mean, that's what Little Space

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is. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, it's it's a built in 
mechanism for escape and 

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comfort. 
And that's why we're in the kink

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lifestyle that we are in, right.
That and and hitting. 

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It's quite nice. 
Listen, Little Space is always 

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fun, but have you ever been 
spanked? 

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It's great. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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Exactly. 
I'm just saying, I think that 

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you have this open mind. 
You're smart, girl. 

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You have your whole life ahead 
of you. 

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I'm just saying why put yourself
in a box and limit yourself to 

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just this sector of people? 
You know what I'm saying? 

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Like the sector of people? 
I'm sure, but there's there's 

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also so many other things that 
you could try just to say, gosh,

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a real Dick feels so much nicer 
than a dildo. 

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I'm just saying. 
I don't know, mine feel pretty 

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nice. 
You know that 8 1/2 in the car 

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is quite fun to play with, I'm 
just saying. 

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Now the guys are really going to
love this. 

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Yeah, it's going to take my car.
That's a true story. 

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Yeah. 
Right now anyways. 

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But yeah. 
But you know, I will say that 

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I've just come across, I meet 
some of the nicest people. 

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You know, there's there's a 
littles group that one of my old

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friends runs here locally. 
You know, you can mingle with 

451
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,840
people just like yourself. 
There's a woman that's part of 

452
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:12,880
that group and she actually does
like ANR like adult nursing with

453
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,160
any other people there. 
I mean, I don't know what they 

454
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,040
engage in. 
I don't know if she's like 

455
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,920
pumping breast milk for them or 
if she just says hey, suckle up 

456
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,440
my titty. 
I don't know. 

457
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,280
I. 
Just know. 

458
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,920
I just know it's an option. 
Hey, you know, I've done 

459
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,480
nursing, but like we did it 
without like actual producing 

460
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,000
milk 'cause that's just like a 
long tedious process, but we did

461
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,120
it. 
But you know, I don't know why I

462
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,040
said that, but anyways. 
No, it's OK. 

463
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,440
I gotcha with the right pump. 
You never know. 

464
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,440
You never know. 
It is a tedious process. 

465
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,800
I looked into it. 
It is a tedious process to do it

466
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,760
without, like getting pregnant. 
It it really is. 

467
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,360
Yeah. 
The woman who do it for King. 

468
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,760
They are dedicated. 
They're dedicated. 

469
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,720
They they truly are. 
I I just think that there's a 

470
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,480
lot of people that enjoy it and 
they actually have outside of 

471
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,840
like the littlest community. 
This is just people, people who 

472
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,240
are in a relationship where it's
just they feel like a stronger 

473
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,000
connection, a stronger bond and 
a level of intimacy that you 

474
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,160
can't really just, you know, 
have with sex. 

475
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,480
But they, you know, there's 
women out there that are nursing

476
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,320
their husbands and boyfriends. 
Yeah. 

477
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,320
You know why not, right? 
Why not? 

478
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,040
I mean, it's if, if they're 
willing, you know? 

479
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,920
Exactly. 
You know, don't don't lay alone 

480
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,800
because. 
She's got it, absolutely. 

481
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:27,280
But you know, what do you see 
for yourself in two to three 

482
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,560
years? 
Think about it personal level. 

483
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,240
Would you want to date somebody 
else? 

484
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,640
But do you want to be in a 
relationship? 

485
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720
Do you want to just date and 
have fun? 

486
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:40,080
Would you absolutely try just 
meeting a man and actually 

487
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,720
dating a guy just to go on a 
date and say hey I did this? 

488
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:51,440
Those questions going, could we 
just at one point maybe get you 

489
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,000
close enough to a date to where 
the first time you see, the next

490
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,880
time you see one, it isn't 
across the room from you? 

491
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,880
Yes, yes, I'm telling you, you 
can come to the dungeon with me 

492
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,120
sometime. 
And there's some men in there 

493
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,960
that are just, they're just 
gorgeous. 

494
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,360
Some of them are just hot. 
And you know, then I just take 

495
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:14,280
their Dick and I put it in a 
little tiny cage, you know, but 

496
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,000
then there's the birds. 
Look at birds, put it in a cage.

497
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,720
But then there's just some you 
just want to look at it and 

498
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,560
like. 
You know what? 

499
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:28,680
No, I've only seen one thus far.
Gosh, I've got this one guy and 

500
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,960
I'm telling you, if I weren't 
married, I would, I would have 

501
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,160
tore that Dick up a couple years
ago. 

502
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,920
I would have gotten on it and 
ridden train all the way down. 

503
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,200
I just, I'm just saying. 
I can't ride. 

504
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,640
They're they're awesome. 
You get, you're short, you're 

505
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,920
adorable. 
You can do it. 

506
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,360
I can't. 
You just squat. 

507
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,840
Over it. 
It does not work. 

508
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,240
It is personally, it's supposed 
to be intimacy, not a workout, 

509
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,840
and it is so hard to do. 
OK, but you were doing this with

510
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,880
a woman who didn't have the 
strength of a man's hips and 

511
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,840
probably wasn't guiding you like
a man. 

512
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,160
Like a man will have these manly
nice hands. 

513
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,840
He's like holding you by the 
hips. 

514
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,680
Oh, don't look at that face of 
disgust. 

515
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:14,200
Shut the fuck up. 
You are the fucking size squid. 

516
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,360
The room temperature silicone 
thing. 

517
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,600
They don't spray white sticky 
shit. 

518
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,680
That's what condoms are for, God
and that it's not sticky. 

519
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,360
It's like a a slimy fun warm 
goo. 

520
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,920
It's great. 
And then once you get fucked 

521
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,280
with warm goo inside of you, 
then you can use the dildo after

522
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,960
and it's amazing the sensation 
it gives you in your vagina. 

523
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,840
Just saying Kylie, you're 
missing out. 

524
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,840
This is the lifestyle you need 
to have more experience. 

525
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,400
Do you know the things I've done
in the last two years? 

526
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,040
No, tell me. 
Let's see, I just yelled, I'm 

527
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,280
sorry, you're okay. 
Let's see, I got when I first 

528
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,800
got together, the first person I
actually got with, and this is 

529
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,120
going to interesting. 
The very first Dom I ever had 

530
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,440
was actually male, okay, and he 
was really big in a pet play. 

531
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,560
All right, And we probably could
have like done it. 

532
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,880
It was online like I never met 
him in person. 

533
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,680
OK, but and we probably could 
have kept that relationship 

534
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,320
going a little bit longer than 
we did, but he wanted like 24/7 

535
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,200
and I just don't have the 
mentality to do like living this

536
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,840
lifestyle 24/7. 
Were you a? 

537
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,960
Puppy or kitten? 
I was a puppy at the time, OK, I

538
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,920
don't particularly care for pet 
play. 

539
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,920
I'm bad on much now every once 
in a while. 

540
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,720
But typically I just I just 
stick with the collars and 

541
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,320
leashes and leave it at that. 
And then I took like a 

542
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,240
three-year break of like doing 
anything with anybody just 

543
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,000
completely on my own trying to 
get through college because 

544
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,880
college was really rough for me.
So I was just like, yeah, we 

545
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,240
don't need to bring anybody into
this. 

546
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,960
We're just gonna stick with what
we got. 

547
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:51,120
And then I got with my ex and we
just started doing stuff. 

548
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,600
Just whatever, just whatever 
came in our heads, we did. 

549
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,200
And we just whatever stuck, 
stuck like because we were both 

550
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,240
very new to it. 
She had had men before because 

551
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240
she was bisexual. 
She had men before. 2 of the 

552
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,040
women updated were both 
bisexuals. 

553
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,560
Sure. 
And so they both had pretty big 

554
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,280
experience with men. 
And she likes sissies and 

555
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,880
putting in skirts and stuff. 
But here's the thing. 

556
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,200
I don't wear skirts and dresses 
usually. 

557
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,960
Like the party last night. 
I mean a dress. 

558
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,520
That was the first time I'd ever
willingly by myself. 

559
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,120
But on a dress. 
You looked great. 

560
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,120
Thank you, but that was the 
first time that I'd ever like. 

561
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,920
This is normally what I wear, 
like my T-shirts and my dry fit 

562
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,800
pants. 
You're selling yourself way 

563
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,920
fucking short because you had 
you were like, Oh my pasty legs.

564
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,400
I'm like, shut the fuck up. 
You're cute. 

565
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,840
You're like, Oh my pasty legs. 
They weren't, they were white. 

566
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,320
It was like a ghost with a black
sheet over it's. 

567
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,280
Fucking winter in Florida. 
OK, Go out on the fucking beach 

568
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,120
right now. 
It's 70, maybe 65°, a wind 

569
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,960
chill. 
Fuck you. 

570
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,280
You're going to have white pasty
legs unless we go to the fucking

571
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,200
tanning booth. 
OK, you're good, you're good. 

572
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,160
You were, at least I'm telling 
you. 

573
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,000
You're selling yourself so 
fucking short and limiting 

574
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,160
yourself, OK? 
And not changing up a couple 

575
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,200
things, but you were in the top 
15 cutest girls there last night

576
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,280
out of 100 people. 
OK, I'm just saying cutest out 

577
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,320
of top 15. 
You're shaking your head like, 

578
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:13,160
yeah, Mia, whatever. 
OK, OK bitch, blow smoke. 

579
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Say what you want. 
Say what you want, but you, I 

580
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,800
mean, you got perfect teeth, you
got great skin, you're adorable,

581
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,840
you're adorable, and you're 24 
and you're young and you're a 

582
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,880
virgin. 
Oh my God. 

583
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,720
I'm not a virgin. 
You haven't had a penis inside 

584
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,240
of you. 
OK, but if you're a virgin 

585
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,840
attack it is the strongest time 
and that has ever existed. 

586
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,400
I have no not to be taken 8 or 9
inch. 

587
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,280
You know fake Dicks in your in 
your pussy. 

588
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,040
I'm just saying you're still a 
virgin. 

589
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,880
You're like untouched by a man. 
You're still a flower. 

590
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,840
OK sweet little it is a 24 year 
old flower. 

591
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,680
Amazing. 
My flower won't wilt. 

592
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,720
Look at that it. 
Is not going to wilt. 

593
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,440
Oh goodness. 
Now at this point, where do you 

594
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,520
see yourself in two to three 
years? 

595
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:03,640
By myself, fucking boring God in
this episode. 

596
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,280
Done. 
I no longer want to speak to 

597
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,600
this woman ever again. 
Get out of the house. 

598
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,160
Forbidden, Blacklisted. 
Leave me alone. 

599
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,360
No, trust me, that's not what 
does it. 

600
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,240
Yes. 
Tell me. 

601
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,760
No, I want to grow and like 
learn things in community on top

602
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,760
and bottom. 
Like I do prefer bottom. 

603
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,000
I prefer to worship women and be
on the news to them. 

604
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,040
But I do every once in a while 
like to tie people up. 

605
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,680
I I am a bit of a rigor. 
I learned how to do it about a 

606
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,360
year ago and I've been 
self-taught pretty much since 

607
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,880
then, like just learning it 
online and stuff. 

608
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,680
So I mean every once in a while 
I get on top for that. 

609
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,520
Mostly I do other stuff like pet
play and things like that on 

610
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,760
top. 
But I don't know, just grow and 

611
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,320
learn in the community, go to 
events and just play with people

612
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,800
and learn different techniques, 
different things is really just 

613
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,080
the goal for now. 
Eventually I'll I'll try dating 

614
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,720
again but I think just for now 
not having the restriction of 

615
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,560
our relationship kind of gives 
me more freedom to do stuff 

616
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,160
within kink and like figure out 
more of them. 

617
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,560
I mean, I have a long list, but 
the list could always get 

618
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,680
longer. 
And Speaking of Long, you also 

619
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,160
told me. 
You also told me that you 

620
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:11,960
fucking gag on fucking dildos. 
Like girlfriend, you're begging 

621
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,200
for cock, you're begging for it 
and let me tell you, it's 

622
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,800
fucking good. 
Like what the fuck? 

623
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,560
I know you got the bottle fetish
but I'm telling you you're not 

624
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,560
going to long for so much of a 
bottle as you will a Dick. 

625
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,160
You'll meet some great guy and 
you'll be like baby I just want 

626
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,280
to suck that Dick and let that 
milk come out. 

627
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,240
I'm telling you, you're shaking 
your head, bitch. 

628
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,040
You don't know. 
You're right. 

629
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,160
I'm telling I don't want to 
that's correct. 

630
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,920
No, I so I have a very specific 
it's like 4 inches. 

631
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,200
I think it's it's it's I think 
it's a 4.5 and it does not. 

632
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,560
Here's the fun thing. 
If I brought my bag into you, 

633
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,360
you'd be like. 
Why? 

634
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,640
Because they're not. 
None of them look like Dicks. 

635
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,000
They all are like, colorful. 
Only one of them actually has 

636
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
balls. 
Like none of them look like 

637
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,280
Dicks at all. 
So they're not intimidating to 

638
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,960
you? 
Not at all because they're they,

639
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,360
they just look like small little
silicone things like OK, the one

640
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,720
that I use for oral, I use this 
very specific 1 and I put flavor

641
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160
condoms on it because I have an 
oral fixation, obviously. 

642
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,640
You don't say. 
You couldn't guess. 

643
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,120
I have an oral fixation. 
And I was like, I like latex and

644
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,960
flavored condoms are a thing 
that exists. 

645
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,640
OK, we're gonna try this out. 
And my ex was really into it, so

646
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,280
it worked out. 
But it's the only one that I'll 

647
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,480
use because, like, I have 
arthritis in my jaw. 

648
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,680
I've had it for years. 
And so I can't have a mouth held

649
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,240
open, like, too open for too 
long. 

650
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,000
Sure. 
So I'm like, gotta stick with a 

651
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,240
smaller 1. 
Sure. 

652
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,720
But yeah, you know, I don't have
a gag reflex either. 

653
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,160
Oh God. 
You are just torturing, 

654
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,880
torturing these men, torturing 
them. 

655
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,240
Do you hear me? 
24 year old fresh virgin pussy. 

656
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,760
It's not fresh that. 
It is. 

657
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,400
It's 9 inches in it. 
It's not fresh. 

658
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,440
It is fresh and clean and trust 
me, you don't have nothing, you 

659
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,960
have nothing. 
I don't know who I'm killing 

660
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,960
more than men, are you? 
I both both I am an advocate for

661
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,200
these men and they're just like,
yeah, Mia, you tell her she got 

662
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,800
to try it. 
Let me let me tell you 

663
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,080
something. 
One of my dear, dear clients 

664
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,360
came to a party last night. 
Came to the party, super sweet, 

665
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,120
beautiful man. 
So fucking adorable. 

666
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:37,400
And I know that he's so fucking 
sweet and so fucking kind. 

667
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,400
And he came with a bisexual man.
And so my client he you know, 

668
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,000
he'll dress, he'll dress in 
various things. 

669
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,800
He's very flexible. 
He's he's head reflexible, if 

670
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,640
you will. 
You know, he'll play with just 

671
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,400
about anybody. 
But it's because I think he's 

672
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,840
just a versatile, easygoing guy.
He's the most non judgmental 

673
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,720
person. 
He's sweet and kind and I love 

674
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,160
to grope him and do dirty things
to him because he's sweet. 

675
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,320
I just adore this man. 
He's so kind and he's got a nice

676
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,280
Dick, just saying. 
But ultimately, and you can see 

677
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,760
his videos, I post them on 
family. 

678
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,880
I screw up his Dick for him 
sometimes just for fun. 

679
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,159
I don't turn those videos on. 
There's a reason for that pussy 

680
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,679
anyway. 
Exactly. 

681
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,440
This is the issue we're getting 
to. 

682
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:33,040
That's the whole. 
Point Kylie anyway, but but I 

683
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,000
will say that his friend, his 
bisexual friend said to him last

684
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,360
night, he's like, why don't you,
why don't you go ahead and just 

685
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:43,639
get a bisexual band? 
And he's like, no, I, I, you 

686
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,400
know, he was hesitant because 
he's had bisexual wristbands 

687
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,760
before. 
And I said, look, if he wants a 

688
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,120
straight band, he goes get in 
the straight band. 

689
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,280
There's a lot of hot women here 
tonight he could get with now. 

690
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,480
He wasn't dressing masculine. 
He was dressing in his kink and 

691
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,520
it wouldn't necessarily be more 
favorable to to women 

692
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,440
specifically because to me it 
was kind of like gender neutral 

693
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,480
in a lot of ways. 
But that's my opinion, You know,

694
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,240
other women because there was 
some rigid bitches last night 

695
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,160
here that were kind of new. 
And yeah. 

696
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,200
We met, we talked about why a 
few new ones and there were some

697
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,600
that were like. 
Little rigidity, right? 

698
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,080
Like it had some cobwebs in 
their crotch. 

699
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,120
Yeah, like they don't know what 
they're at, Like, yeah. 

700
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,320
Like bitch. 
Like there's, yeah, there's 

701
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,920
people running around naked. 
Well, yeah. 

702
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,800
Yeah, we're. 
Not outside tomorrow with a 

703
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,960
Dodd, but you know. 
I, you know, I don't get it. 

704
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,320
They come, they pay their 50 
bucks, we serve their dinner, 

705
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,240
they can get their non alcoholic
beverages, they're having their 

706
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,320
fun. 
They get to be voyeurs if they 

707
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,240
want to. 
They have plenty of places to 

708
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,440
play. 
But there's just fuckers that 

709
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,280
sit there and watch and do 
nothing. 

710
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,040
So it's like, we see you want to
play because they'll play with 

711
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,200
their husband, but you can tell 
they're a rigid bitch. 

712
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,000
Like their husbands come, they 
want to play, they want to have 

713
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,160
fun. 
But this bitch, I would, I saw 

714
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,400
her specifically last night and 
you know, I'm trying to talk to 

715
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,760
her, trying to get her vibe. 
Oh yeah, everything's great. 

716
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,200
I'm like, Oh my God, you got to 
stick up your ass, don't you, 

717
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,720
you fucking cunt. 
OK, so those kind of cunts, I 

718
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,640
really, I just can't indulge 
even, you know, wasting 5 

719
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,240
minutes of my time talking to 
them because they annoy me. 

720
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,960
But my point of it is don't hold
your laughter back. 

721
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,520
It is funny the. 
Facial expressions are making it

722
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,120
so much better and I wish they 
could see them. 

723
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,400
I. 
Know, I know we're going to film

724
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,760
at one time, I'm telling you, 
but but my client last night he 

725
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,960
he wanted to wear, you know, the
straight band. 

726
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,280
I'm like, do it, fucking do it. 
But I feel like the guy who was 

727
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,000
bisexual, I feel like, and I've 
met men that are like this 

728
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,000
because there's such a lack of 
interest with women are maybe 

729
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,440
they're they're just associating
themselves with women that are 

730
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,400
so superficial that they won't 
even gauge with men that look 

731
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,640
like them. 
It's like, again, they're 

732
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,400
fucking, they're limiting 
themselves on so many levels 

733
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,960
because I'm thinking, you know, 
these are two great guys and 

734
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,360
more than likely they're 
submissive because I know one is

735
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,240
submissive, but definitely the 
bisexual guy is submissive. 

736
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,240
Most bisexual men, I mean, 
they're either tops or they're 

737
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,480
doms or they're real submissive 
bitches. 

738
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,920
I think favorably for you, I 
think a submissive man. 

739
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,560
And let me tell you something, I
have played matchmaker. 

740
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,680
I've been successful. 
I have gotten people married. 

741
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,360
I have, I'm telling you, I'm 
just saying when you just said 

742
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,640
you say little things and you 
don't hear them when you say 

743
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:44,320
them because you were just like,
yeah, none of the my dildos look

744
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,880
like real penises And I'm 
thinking, so you're intimidated 

745
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,680
to look at a real penis You 
don't even have like. 

746
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,800
I was 24 before I seen my first 
one. 

747
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,160
Clearly intimidated. 
Mia. 

748
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,160
Let's let's talk about this. 
Did you not miss the part where 

749
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,160
I have not been emerged for six 
years? 

750
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,760
Yes. 
Six years, 24 before I see my 

751
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,040
first one and it was across the 
room. 

752
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,320
Wow. 
Wow, can I have you in the 

753
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,960
dungeon sometime? 
Yeah, just love to like, come 

754
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,520
and learn and and like, be 
involved, OK? 

755
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,280
It's just the idea of touching a
penis, it makes my brain go. 

756
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,520
Is it worth it? 
Well, think of it this way, 

757
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,840
right? 
You've seen women with big 

758
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,160
clits, big labias, right? 
Yeah. 

759
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,360
All a man's Dick is a fucking 
clit. 

760
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,880
That's all it is. 
And I'm going to tell you I have

761
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,680
my sweet little Justin. 
Justin. 

762
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,920
I've heard about him. 
Your mistress Mia loves you. 

763
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,680
He's got a little tiny clit, a 
little tiny, tiny and he's got 

764
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,200
these little compact balls that 
looks like a man pussy and I 

765
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,000
can't even get it inside a cage 
for him and he wants to wear a 

766
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,600
cage to that. 
I'm like honey, it's going to 

767
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,000
hurt. 
You can't do it because you 

768
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,520
don't have normal testicles I. 
Remember you talking about this 

769
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,720
visit? 
I want a podcast about it before

770
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,600
the dungeon party. 
Yes. 

771
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,360
I love him, but you know, he's 
the type of guy, honestly, if he

772
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,800
wasn't so submissive, you would 
go on a date with him and just 

773
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,200
be like, Oh my, my God, Mia. 
He's so sweet and kind and he is

774
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,280
he. 
That's what I'm saying. 

775
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,320
There's so many amazing men out 
there that are just so fucking 

776
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,720
awesome. 
And let me tell you, women, 

777
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,000
they're full of fucking drama. 
You know it and I know it, say. 

778
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,480
It Oh yeah, they are you. 
Know it. 

779
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,800
They're dramatic. 
Yes, women are fucking dramatic.

780
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
They get on their periods, they 
act like cunts. 

781
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,120
They act entitled. 
You know, they're fucking needy.

782
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,600
God damn they're fucking needy. 
Yeah, but you know, dominant 

783
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,160
women, they are needy, but also 
the more needy they are, the 

784
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,520
more you get to take care of 
them. 

785
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,640
So it's it's it's they are 
needy, I'll give you that. 

786
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,040
So you say they're not. 
You get their approval and their

787
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:44,920
love and. 
Attention. 

788
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,200
I literally this is a true 
story. 

789
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,560
Last night Liv was saying 
something about her hand hurting

790
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,120
after she'd done impact scenes. 
And I'm like. 

791
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,400
You creamed yourself a fucking 
live, didn't you? 

792
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,240
I. 
Didn't love it yet. 

793
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,800
I love this. 
I here's a fun fact. 

794
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,920
I had wanted to do a session 
with Liv for like 2 months now. 

795
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,480
Yeah. 
And I've just been too chicken 

796
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,080
to do it. 
And then she was at the party 

797
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,520
and she was, she was like, I 
like her. 

798
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,480
Like I showed up and I was just 
hanging out around socializing. 

799
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,480
She's like, I like her to, to PO
when they were both in the 

800
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,320
kitchen. 
But no, I was talking to Liv and

801
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Liv came over. 
She's had my hand hurt from the 

802
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,480
and she had done impact. 
And I was like, I'm going to 

803
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,320
size your hand for you if you 
want. 

804
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,600
And I was mostly joking, but 
then she handed me your hand and

805
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,720
I was like, OK. 
And so I did that for like 

806
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600
probably 10 or 15 minutes. 
So she was like, OK, I'm done. 

807
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,640
Because it's just it's and it's 
small. 

808
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,560
Like it's nothing super 
intimate. 

809
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,680
It's just small. 
Granted, I have a hand thing so 

810
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,440
you know that has something to 
do with it, but. 

811
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,600
You don't say? 
Yeah, and the fact that she was 

812
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,640
wearing a negligee with fucking 
a following up her ass the whole

813
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,880
night in heels showing her nice 
bubble ass. 

814
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,440
Well, actually, she she took off
her heels pretty, pretty early 

815
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,880
in the party. 
Yeah. 

816
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,080
And. 
I didn't see her but little 

817
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,600
increments of time because she 
spent so much time either during

818
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,920
the burlesque number or and the 
dungeon and. 

819
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,880
She did. 
She did a fantastic and a bless 

820
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,280
show. 
So did Barbie, that they both 

821
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,640
did amazing. 
The other girl did too. 

822
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,560
I don't know her name but. 
She did this meanie. 

823
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,280
OK, I didn't know who, I didn't 
know her, but she was, they all 

824
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,040
did fantastic. 
The. 

825
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,120
Credible girls aren't they are 
so talented, so just personable 

826
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,800
fun. 
They're just amazing. 

827
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,560
They're just amazing girls and I
understand why he'd be a lesbian

828
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,080
for those 3 hot women. 
I get it, I get it. 

829
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,760
There's I get it. 
I'm just saying when you were 

830
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,160
like live and you took a bit 
swallow like, oh God, oh God, I 

831
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,000
had to swallow. 
Let me explain the. 

832
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,680
Liv is very energetic, but she's
so sweet and she's, I love her. 

833
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,840
She's great. 
She's yes, last night she had a 

834
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,880
lot of, we had a lot of fun just
in general, like even just like 

835
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,880
hanging out and talking. 
She was a lot of fun to just be 

836
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,280
around. 
Yeah, she is. 

837
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,680
She is, she is definitely the 
life of a party. 

838
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,360
She she brings it, yeah. 
Yeah, we always have a great 

839
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,040
time, all of us. 
Honestly. 

840
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:00,280
She's awesome. 
I will say we need to get you in

841
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,280
the dungeon one day and you can 
see a penis up close and 

842
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,600
personal if it's good. 
Don't you look at that. 

843
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:13,600
You're like weeping out like. 
Shut the fuck up. 

844
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,000
I'd be like, touch it, fucking 
Kylie. 

845
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,040
Touch that Dick. 
Touch it. 

846
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,560
See me cringe away every time. 
Telling you it feels so much 

847
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,800
better. 
Oh goodness, it's fun. 

848
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,160
So fun. 
What has been your best sexual 

849
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,000
experience? 
There's quite a few. 

850
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,480
Like I said with my ex we just 
tried stuff until we figure out 

851
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,160
what's stuck like we found that 
I don't do well with verbal 

852
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,560
humiliation. 
I don't do too well with any 

853
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,040
humiliation honestly. 
But verbal like really bad. 

854
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,920
Should have been a given at the 
very. 

855
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,000
Beginning right, you would 
think, but we. 

856
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,400
But we tried it anyways. 
We're like, what aren't gonna 

857
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,320
do? 
We did. 

858
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,520
Knife play we did. 
So do you like to be called good

859
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,080
girl and all that good? 
Praise. 

860
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,960
Absolutely. 
Yeah, you. 

861
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,440
Know truthfully like I love 
praise praise is amazing but 

862
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,320
yeah I don't like degrading can 
get me going just as fast as 

863
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,200
praise can oh OK like it can the
belittling like I can't do 

864
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,880
belittling or like being taught 
to like a child but like call me

865
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,880
pathetic or a bitch or like that
will get me going just as fast 

866
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,560
as. 
Good girl, Will. 

867
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,760
Like it will. 
Something you know your mother 

868
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,520
would have never. 
Said to you, yeah, yeah. 

869
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,160
Stuff that I'm gonna never. 
Have to kill whore Kylie. 

870
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:34,200
No, no, not a whore. 
It's a life goal, actually. 

871
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,040
Now, do you use massagers at all
for like, clitoral stimulation 

872
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,720
vibes? 
Yeah, yeah. 

873
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,200
I mean, not like, OK, so 
vibrator versus a dildo, right? 

874
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:45,840
So. 
Right. 

875
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,800
OK so vibrators as in is it just
like a massager or is it 

876
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,360
vibrator as in a dildo with a 
built in massager? 

877
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,600
So both I won't use either or 
OK. 

878
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,840
I'm talking about a sex wand. 
But yes, I use those. 

879
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,120
Yes, the sex wands. 
I do. 

880
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,240
I have three, OK. 
And then I have a bunch of 

881
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,720
different like little clitorial 
ones. 

882
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,640
I actually have one that's like 
remote controlled. 

883
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,080
So like could give it to someone
else. 

884
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,440
I'm a bit of an expeditionist if
no one has noticed. 

885
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,880
Can't. 
Can't. 

886
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,800
Yeah. 
No, not at. 

887
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,320
All no, no, but I do have a 
couple of remote controllers. 

888
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,880
I do use the clitoral and I mean
majority of the time, like if 

889
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,640
I'm by myself, I only do 
clitoral. 

890
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,640
Like I don't penetrate myself 
very often. 

891
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,000
Very rarely. 
Did you like it when a woman 

892
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,920
goes down on you? 
Yes, OK. 

893
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,840
Yeah, I like going down one and 
two and given the opportunity 

894
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,720
we'll never turn that down. 
So have. 

895
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,960
You ever had like a throttle? 
Have you thought about that? 

896
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,720
I've done a threesome. 
So actually that's how 

897
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,240
technically I lost my virginity 
technically. 

898
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:47,040
OK, so I had in College in my 
dorm room, we started out as a 

899
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,920
joke like, yeah, we're all touch
starved. 

900
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,600
We could all do each other, but 
then we all actually showed up. 

901
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,120
So we ended up all three of us. 
It was me and two other girls 

902
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,360
that we knew each other. 
We were sure all on the color 

903
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,920
guard team together. 
And that was actually 

904
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,680
technically like my first like 
in person. 

905
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,280
I had done stuff online like I'd
already had like that Dom 

906
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,760
before, but that was like my 
first in person experience was 

907
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,240
actually a threesome with the 
two women. 

908
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,880
And it was a lot of fun. 
That was back in my like after I

909
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,160
left him, I was like, OK, maybe 
I'm not a sub, like maybe I'm 

910
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,440
like completely dominant. 
And so I was like, I didn't even

911
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,240
let them touch me, like I just 
touched them. 

912
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,640
But it was still fun. 
Still fun. 

913
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,760
So what did he do with his penis
with. 

914
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,880
You I never seen it. 
Like I said, we were online. 

915
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:28,160
Like I said, we were online. 
I never seen it so. 

916
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,440
Technically not like any type of
male, female, female throuple. 

917
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,280
It was all female. 
It was. 

918
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,760
It was 2 girls. 
Boring. 

919
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,360
All right, so. 
Knives. 

920
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,200
I didn't want to talk boring. 
I took offense. 

921
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,920
I'm so teasing you. 
I love teasing you. 

922
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,480
This is great. 
This is great, This is fun, This

923
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,400
is fun. 
So what did you think of the 

924
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,960
event last night? 
The event was a lot of fun. 

925
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,800
Like I really enjoyed the event 
last night. 

926
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,280
I enjoyed the open dungeon party
too. 

927
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,200
But this event I was more like I
was so shy. 

928
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,400
The first one I'm like I don't 
belong here, I need to go home. 

929
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,160
I actually almost left like I 
was there probably an hour and I

930
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,120
was like I'm just going to go 
home. 

931
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,440
I don't need to be here. 
And then you met someone at the 

932
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,720
last party that you enjoyed. 
Yes, Yeah, yeah, We played a 

933
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,240
lot. 
We did a scenes and hung out and

934
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,640
it was a lot of fun. 
And then this time around I was 

935
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,880
like, I planned it for a month. 
I bought a dress, I took off 

936
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,040
work, I rented a hotel room. 
I was like, Nah, we're doing 

937
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,160
like the whole down yards. 
I'm not missing it. 

938
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,600
And I just like kind of stood 
around and would like sometimes 

939
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,480
engage in conversations. 
Sometimes people would pull me 

940
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,840
into conversations. 
Me PO and one of the newer girls

941
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,560
that were there, we had a debate
on whether or not people in 

942
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,920
between the light side, the dark
side of Star Wars could have 

943
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,360
lightsabers. 
Nice. 

944
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,320
We had a full blown conversation
about this. 

945
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,760
He's. 
Outside by the football 

946
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,440
conversation. 
Right on. 

947
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,840
Yeah, yeah. 
I was like, what if? 

948
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,920
What if you like the dark side, 
but you also think the Jedi's 

949
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,960
are pretty cool? 
And I'm like, well, you can 

950
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,320
still have a lightsaber. 
Morally great with a lightsaber.

951
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,480
OK, now I'm going to throw this 
in the mix, right? 

952
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,720
All right, so PO is Madame Liv's
sub. 

953
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,440
Yes, right. 
I see him, play with him. 

954
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,880
Right. 
OK, so and he's a little, yeah, 

955
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,680
that's very much. 
He's talked about it, you know, 

956
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,440
being a little. 
And Madame Liv and him have done

957
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,720
multiple sessions over the last 
year together as a little. 

958
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,360
Now, could you imagine you and 
Poe as littles to Madame Lev? 

959
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,760
And her eyes go Ding, Ding, 
Ding, Ding, Ding, and you got 

960
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,360
Madame Lev, who obviously she's 
a submissive in her own personal

961
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,000
life. 
Yeah. 

962
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,680
The fact that she can be a Dom 
in the dungeon and, you know, on

963
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,600
some level of her personal life,
you know, with with her friends,

964
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,720
that kind of thing, you never 
know what's possible. 

965
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:32,240
I. 
Suppose. 

966
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,960
Yeah, yeah, you could explore 
things and just have fun. 

967
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,600
Maybe we'll see. 
I'm just saying there was a 

968
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,400
long. 
Pause. 

969
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,040
Anything with Madame Lou was 
gonna cause a long pause. 

970
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,200
Yeah, she's generally watched 
that dance, so I'm gonna say. 

971
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,600
I know. 
I see there were so many people 

972
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,800
in there last night with it, and
I just felt like, I don't want 

973
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,200
to be selfish to, like, get in 
the way of other people seeing 

974
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,760
it. 
So I'm like, I'm just gonna see 

975
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,720
it later because she gave 
permission to our photographer. 

976
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,360
Yeah. 
Do you know, to record it? 

977
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,400
So I'm just gonna wait till I 
see the recording and just enjoy

978
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,760
it then. 
It was really good. 

979
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,400
It was really good. 
And you know, what's interesting

980
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,360
is Liv never wants to be center 
of attention. 

981
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:18,080
She's extremely modest. 
And it's amazing because you 

982
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,320
will get to see this one day 
because I'm going to invite you 

983
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,360
to watch her do a session with 
someone who doesn't give a fuck 

984
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,720
that you're watching. 
OK. 

985
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:29,600
But when Liv does a session, the
way she moves, it's like live in

986
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,720
motion. 
It's almost like pantomime. 

987
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,800
You know, she doesn't have to 
say anything. 

988
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,440
She just moves with her hand. 
She's graceful. 

989
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,720
She. 
You know, I'm one of the, you 

990
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,800
know, I'll talk and I'll, I 
don't have to yell at anybody. 

991
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,080
I'm not some crazy bitch, not 
always, but I'll, and I'll 

992
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,800
whisper in their ear, talk to 
them like I'm going to own you. 

993
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,200
I'm going to do whatever the 
fuck I want, that kind of thing.

994
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,080
Liv doesn't have to say 
anything. 

995
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,800
Liv just does. 
And she'll say things like, you 

996
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,800
know, get on your knees. 
This is what you're supposed to 

997
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,640
do. 
And she has this, this set 

998
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,800
agenda with all of her people 
that she chooses to make her 

999
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,440
Subs and the fact that, you 
know, she will have them 

1000
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,520
journal, for example, she will 
always have them in a certain 

1001
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,440
position when she comes in. 
You know, there's, there's 

1002
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,600
certain things that she does 
specifically for that reason, 

1003
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,200
but but it's very methodical. 
And so she's, that's why she's 

1004
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,040
good at what she does. 
Yeah, she's very good. 

1005
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,320
Like I said, we had she did a 
learning experience with me and 

1006
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,280
then we actually did a scene on 
the cross. 

1007
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,680
It was Yeah. 
What? 

1008
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,600
Is she doing on the cross? 
She is spanking. 

1009
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,560
Nice, nice. 
That's so cool. 

1010
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,080
It was. 
It was. 

1011
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,600
It was. 
It was a lot of fun. 

1012
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,320
You long pause again. 
I don't know, I ran other words 

1013
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,680
long pause was useless. 
You're still thinking about it. 

1014
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,680
I still have the marks, you 
know, so. 

1015
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,280
Yeah, I love it. 
All right, well, we're going to 

1016
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,680
have to come back and do this 
again. 

1017
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,720
OK. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1018
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,280
It's been fun and I'm going to 
certainly get everyone else's 

1019
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:01,120
take between my nephew and Liv 
and Poe and get their take on 

1020
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,800
the adventures of the party last
night because there was a lot of

1021
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,640
people and a lot of shit 
happened there. 

1022
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,080
Was a lot that went on. 
There was, there was a session 

1023
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,800
in one tent that went on for 
like 45 minutes, yeah. 

1024
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,880
And then I don't know what was 
happening in the other tent. 

1025
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,200
She was. 
They were in their powers, it 

1026
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,320
felt. 
Like, you know, what's really 

1027
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:20,520
funny is I sit there at the post
when people come through the 

1028
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,640
game. 
I know I kept bothering you. 

1029
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,120
Yes. 
No, you weren't bothering me. 

1030
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,000
It's funny because what bothers 
me is when I'm talking to 

1031
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,840
somebody, but then there's other
people that come in, they're 

1032
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,160
really loud and it's like, you 
don't have to get my attention 

1033
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,920
that way. 
Just calm your horse, Just sit 

1034
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,840
down a minute, you know, and 
then we'll talk. 

1035
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,840
I'm going to go around the room.
Here we go. 

1036
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,480
But it was interesting. 
But what if it is? 

1037
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:47,280
I'm sitting there and probably 8
feet to my right is the dungeon 

1038
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,640
wall, the exterior wall, right. 
And then about 20 feet to my 

1039
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,160
left was one of the outside 
tents. 

1040
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,800
Yes, right. 
So to the left of me in the 

1041
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,720
tent, I heard it was fucking 
whip, whip, whip. 

1042
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,640
And I was like, holy shit, holy 
shit. 

1043
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,440
And I looked at Brie and Brie's 
like, damn, damn. 

1044
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,960
It's like boom, methodical, 
right? 

1045
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,960
And then somebody was getting 
again their ass feet on that 

1046
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,640
wall. 
So it could have been you at the

1047
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,680
time. 
Fuck, who knows? 

1048
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,760
Who knows? 
But but I heard boom, boom, 

1049
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,680
boom. 
And then I just kept hearing the

1050
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,800
paddles, the paddles, the 
paddles. 

1051
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,880
And I was like, Jesus, yeah. 
Liv was going at it, yeah, with 

1052
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,280
with me and Poe, she doesn't 
even Poe there too. 

1053
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,440
Yeah, and you can hear whatever 
it was pounding that fucking 

1054
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,360
wall. 
I was like holy shit. 

1055
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,800
She pulled out the whip last 
night. 

1056
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,360
But they were both at the same 
time, so we were like right in 

1057
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,080
the middle of the whips and the 
slams. 

1058
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,600
Like it does. 
It's like bang to Bang, Bang to 

1059
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,440
bang. 
Yes, it was crazy. 

1060
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,240
It was crazy, but yeah, a lot of
great people. 

1061
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,480
Carnal Coyote was there. 
They were selling a lot of their

1062
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,560
their. 
Goods, yes. 

1063
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,360
Yeah, so talented, such great 
people. 

1064
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,880
I always tell anyone, if you 
want, you know, sex furniture, 

1065
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,160
if you want BDSM furniture or 
any leather equipment or cuffs 

1066
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,080
or whatever, just go through 
them. 

1067
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,400
Jesus, They're, they're just 
incredible people. 

1068
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,680
Yeah, and all of it's custom 
made. 

1069
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:10,640
Yeah, just beautiful stuff. 
They gave me a new tool last 

1070
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,240
night. 
Oh my gosh. 

1071
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,560
Yeah, so cool, Cobalt. 
One of those those. 

1072
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,040
Oh wow. 
Last night. 

1073
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,280
Yeah, wow. 
I love it. 

1074
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,920
But yeah, aside from that, we 
had Terracor Reader, and people 

1075
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,960
love that. 
Yes, that was a big hit. 

1076
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,880
I've seen a lot of people at 
that table. 

1077
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:25,880
They. 
Loved it. 

1078
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,440
Yeah, they loved it. 
But yeah, it was a great night. 

1079
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,160
It really was. 
It was, it was a lot of 

1080
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,240
activities, a lot of lot of 
stuff to look at, yeah. 

1081
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,760
Well, good. 
Well, we'll do this again. 

1082
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,200
OK. 
So thanks for joining us, Kylie.

1083
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,880
You're welcome. 
Yes. 

1084
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,960
And I'm, I'm going to torture 
you some more about getting that

1085
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,480
Dick. 
Just saying but. 

1086
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,240
Next time I come in the podcast,
it'd be like so. 

1087
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,840
Yes. 
Did you get some Dick yet, 

1088
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,600
Carly? 
I will set that up for you. 

1089
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,360
Pictures of cock. 
Now that I got your number, I'm 

1090
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,960
going to get Look at this cock. 
Oh my God, look at this cock. 

1091
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,480
That's great. 
Why do you unblock me as number 

1092
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,600
every time you need to text her?
She wants some pictures. 

1093
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:12,520
All the lovely cocks. 
Anyway, you don't like cocks 

1094
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,680
like I talk about boobs. 
Oh. 

1095
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:19,320
God no, boobs can get like baggy
and saggy and floppy. 

1096
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,440
No, a Dick that never changes. 
Disagree. 

1097
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,560
Your Mama did not breastfeed 
you. 

1098
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:30,080
Shame on her. 
I was breastfed until I was 3. 

1099
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,520
Clearly it should have been 
longer. 

1100
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:40,120
That's what girlfriends are for.
All right, kids, it's been 

1101
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:46,320
great. 
All right, So until then, this 

1102
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,480
has been the latest episode of 
Call Me Mistress.

