1 00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:10,290 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:13,210 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me, Madam. 3 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:14,810 Liv, of course. Hi. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,240 So Liv, this week you experienced something different 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,360 and that was you met a gentleman. 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,000 I've seen him for years and he is actually deaf. 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,360 Yeah, it was. I was. 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,840 I was actually kind of surprised with how much he could like, 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,680 read my lips. But yeah, he was deaf. 10 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,720 Now he has the electrical hearing device. 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,240 Kind of Co killer implants. Yeah. 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,880 Which he could hear a little bit. 13 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,520 I could tell with some things he could understand me, yeah. 14 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,320 But yeah, he was deaf. Which was really cool because it 15 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,120 took one of the senses away. It's interesting. 16 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,600 Right. You already want to take a sense 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,240 you to take your eyes, Yeah, but yeah. 18 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,280 Well, tell us, how did it actually go? 19 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,080 Well, honestly, I whenever I came in, he's a very decent 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,040 looking guy. Yeah, very well put together. 21 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,400 You know, he wanted, he tried to explain to me, you know, as best 22 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,400 as he could what he wanted. You know, whenever he's deaf, 23 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,800 he's got that little bit of a speech like hindrance. 24 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,160 So I couldn't understand how the stuff he was saying. 25 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,520 So we'd have to like go over it multiple times. 26 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,960 But once we finally got it all across, we started. 27 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,440 He wanted to work with the humbler he wanted to do. 28 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,560 What else did he want to do? We did sounding. 29 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,600 I don't know if he wanted to do that or if I just told him that 30 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:26,360 we were going to do that, but but we did sounding and that was 31 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,680 fun. So what do you think of a 32 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,800 humbler? The humbler. 33 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:33,240 Oh my God, girl, it humbled me. You know, over here like it's 34 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,840 wooden and you gotta fit it together like a puzzle. 35 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,960 You can't have it upside down. No, and they don't. 36 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,360 Make it easy back at first. I've never put it on. 37 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,960 Yeah, they. Don't make it easy. 38 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,640 And they're his nuts kept running away from me, sucking 39 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,440 into his body. So I'm trying to hold it. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,440 You know how I got them to stay? I hide them with the rubber 41 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,880 band. Ohh, fuck down. 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,520 There you go. Because they wouldn't. 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,680 Not stay down. Yeah, finally good. 44 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,360 I'm in there. And I was like trying to like 45 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,040 piece it all together and hold it together and get the screws. 46 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,720 I had like hold one screw and then like circle the little 47 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,520 thing with my tongue. To get my screw to go on. 48 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,479 This is when we need to actually build this right there. 49 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:14,400 Trying so hard to get this thing on, it took so long and he was 50 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,120 in Saran wrap when we did it, so he couldn't. 51 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,680 My God, he could even help. You. 52 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,200 He couldn't help me. I tucked his penis in the Saran 53 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,720 wrap. Ohh sweet Jesus. 54 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,480 I was like, I initially got him to sit down because I was like, 55 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,800 I know you're getting tired, I'm getting tired, let's sit down 56 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,040 and do this. So finally get that done. 57 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,160 And we did a little CET where I just beat beat his Dick for a 58 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,040 little while while he was in a straight jacket. 59 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,840 I I went to with the vampire glove used grab it with the 60 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,120 vampire glove and he called yellow on that one. 61 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,640 He had, I wrapped him in cellophane wrap, but he can't 62 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,320 speak. He had a ball. 63 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,360 He wanted to do the ball gag, but I can't understand him 64 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,120 regardless. Yeah, so it's almost like, well, 65 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,280 you can't talk anyways. I can't understand you. 66 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,000 And if you have something in your mouth, it's gonna make it 67 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,760 harder on me. So I'm gonna put a hand in front 68 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,960 of you and you're gonna tap on your leg to let me know if it's 69 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,280 a yellow or not. So you tap for yellow. 70 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,960 And for the vampire glove, I was like, man, so close. 71 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,960 So I was like, man, I wanted to do that one. 72 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,840 But yeah, so that was fun for a while. 73 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,920 And then I got him out of the straitjacket and we did the 74 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,520 sounding. And then he was like, don't, 75 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,920 don't you have, like, a sucking machine? 76 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,680 And we did that for a little bit too. 77 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,800 That's, I mean his hour went over really quick. 78 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,560 It's really quick. Is it not? 79 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,680 I had to like count like we have 15 minutes left. 80 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,040 What do you want? What do you want to do next? 81 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,920 Because we don't, I don't know what all he wanted to like. 82 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,280 He had like a long list of things. 83 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,600 So I'd only did a couple. So I was like, what would you 84 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,120 want most want now that we only have 15 minutes? 85 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,920 And that's what he chose was the sucking machine. 86 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,200 You know, that's the thing. That hour just goes by. 87 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,520 Yeah. I mean, 60 minutes of it feels 88 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,800 like it's 60 seconds, yeah. And now in my real world, hours 89 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,280 go by quick and I'm like, I can't get anything right. 90 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,200 Now, and the thing of it is, it's here. 91 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,360 Lately you've been doing 2 to 4 hour sessions. 92 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,480 Yes, literally all day, every day 2. 93 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:59,080 To four hours and I think really the true fetish is they get it, 94 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,480 you know, and they could, you know, come every day they would. 95 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,320 But I mean, the time frame that they have, it's just it's crazy 96 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,760 and all that they want to try to do. 97 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,800 And in that time of, you know, 3-4 hours, man, I mean, you can 98 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,520 do a lot then. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you're 99 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,000 done with everything in the dungeon. 100 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,519 Yeah, like we did everything. What else would you like to do? 101 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,440 Would you want to go back over for a couple things you like? 102 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,920 Right. But some don't come multiple 103 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,480 times in the week. And so it's. 104 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,360 Yeah. I love it. 105 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,760 Like today, you know when you saw the Sissy guy, you know that 106 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,840 was almost 4 hours. Yeah, it was 3 1/2. 107 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,000 Yeah. And it was like, wow, it didn't 108 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,760 even seem like any time that he was here. 109 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,400 And. Gone. 110 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,040 Yeah, well, to you. Well, yeah cuz I mean I had to 111 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,000 go get my nails done but at the same. 112 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,000 Time. Glad it went by fast for you. 113 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,040 Really went by fast. I mean, you're gonna pedicure 114 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,440 and then I come back here and he's like pulling out, I'm 115 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,200 stopping. I'm like, hey, do you have fun? 116 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,720 He's like, Oh my God, I needed that. 117 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,400 Yeah, he loved it. But we have one guy and he's 118 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,640 already reached out to me. He's been to a couple parties, 119 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,360 him and his wife. They're super cool about 120 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,280 everything on lifestyle. But he's like, hey, you know, 121 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,320 when I come for a session, do you suggest an hour or two? 122 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,640 And I said, you know, if you can do the two hours, do the two 123 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:15,880 hours because you just, it's everything to to have that time 124 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,480 and then to try to do more of what you really want. 125 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,960 Because you kind of the first like 30 minutes, you're kind of 126 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,800 filling out because you, you could want something all day 127 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,960 long, but doesn't mean your body can actually handle it. 128 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,160 Yeah, so and you got to get into your subspace too. 129 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,960 So like starting out really slow and testing your limits and then 130 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,320 being able to play like it takes that time, you know? 131 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,640 Yeah, and it helps. I mean, when they they're 132 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,240 repeated people and you see them, you know them. 133 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,360 Yeah, you know, but like you said that that first session, 134 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,400 it's like, man, they're just really warming, warming up at 135 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,920 the very beginning. And if they like it and they 136 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,320 come back, we can, you know, dabble into the more things that 137 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,160 they like. But the first session or the 1st 138 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,680 at least 30 minutes of anything needs to be working up towards 139 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,560 so. Yeah, the threshold, yeah. 140 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,240 You know, really what they want and how they want to explore it. 141 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,960 So funny story. So you and I have this young 142 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:06,360 marine who comes to see us and he had a unique kind of smell 143 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,800 because we've said to him a couple times like I. 144 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,600 Think he was like my second or first person. 145 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,720 Yes. Oh, he was my second person that 146 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,680 I ever saw in the dungeon. Yeah, he was. 147 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,840 And I said to him, you know, he was here again the other night. 148 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,400 But I said to him the first night I was like, don't they 149 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,720 teach you how to bathe in the mines like. 150 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,080 What the hell are you? Doing, you know. 151 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,240 Good. He needed. 152 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,480 He did. And it's like, guys, guys, you 153 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,760 are not dating because you smell. 154 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,440 Wash your pits. Wash your pits. 155 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,320 All your nether regions. Yes, and and don't try to cover 156 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,360 it up with Cologne like you really got to get in. 157 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,600 There, Yeah, and use deodorant. And you know what's really 158 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,160 funny? This guy, Oh yeah, fucking, you 159 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,880 know, old spy swagger. Boom, that's like the fucking 160 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,440 Mac daddy of deodorants. But it was interesting. 161 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,920 This guy, he's young, you know, he's like 2324. 162 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,440 He's so fucking full of himself when I first met. 163 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,360 Him I remember. Do you remember this? 164 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:05,520 I was like, Liv, check this out. He asked me if he wanted me to 165 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,320 let him dress in his uniform. You know, his AC used to come 166 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,960 here for a session and I'm like, Oh no, motherfucker here, put on 167 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,400 your dress whites, your dress Blues, whatever you're gonna do 168 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,880 as a fucking Marine, go for it. Yeah, but you know, of course 169 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,400 we, we didn't say that, but I'm thinking it. 170 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,720 Yeah, acting like an idiot. And then he's like, well, I'm a 171 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,760 pretty good looking guy. I'm like, dude, I don't care 172 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,280 what you look like. Oh yeah, he kept like asking you 173 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,920 if you if you wanted to see his Dick and stuff like that, like 174 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,480 that. No, honey, we don't. 175 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,720 We don't. I don't care. 176 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,680 We don't care about your. Little Dick, that's what that's 177 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,760 what he was saying before he came to see us, was. 178 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,600 Yes, yes. I was like, live, check this 179 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,560 out. Yeah, I'm like, he's sending me 180 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,000 pictures and oh, I'm a pretty good looking guy. 181 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,080 It's like, stop, you're like 12. OK, yeah, he did look very young 182 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,840 for his age. Anyways, he looks so young and I 183 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,000 like him young and I'm glad he's legal, you know, I. 184 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,640 Mean, yeah, if you're coming to the dungeon. 185 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:02,280 Oh my God, he's. Over 18 I get it, but don't 186 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,600 think you're my time. Yeah, I don't, I don't know why 187 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,840 he was. Is that hitting on you like? 188 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,520 Yes, that was complete flirtation and he was completely 189 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,600 hitting on us, thinking that we were going to be turned on 190 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,600 enough that we're going to be like, Oh yeah, don't, don't do 191 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,080 anything else. We're just going to fuck you. 192 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,360 Yeah, It's like, yeah, Liv, we are so horned up and ready. 193 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,440 Like when they want to literally. 194 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,320 Do this every day like we're we're not horny for you, 195 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,480 especially when you stink. Every now and then somebody 196 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,800 would come in a little spicy, looking good like oh, but even 197 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,360 then, you know, you're just like, this is nice. 198 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,200 This is more appealing. And the last one, thank you. 199 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,440 I know. Thank you for taking care of 200 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,360 your skin. You know, and then we meet 201 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:42,960 people that are so nice and they're put together and they 202 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,760 don't have to be gorgeous. No, but it's the fact that 203 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,760 they're they're clean. They took the time to do all 204 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,240 these things. Yes, those are my favorite 205 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,880 clients. The ones that are good looking 206 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,600 and stink aren't. So like you're making my hour 207 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,000 hard. Like you're like you're going to 208 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,320 leave. Oh my gosh, gotta stay here. 209 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:06,080 You know, years ago before I met you, this guy, he was, I believe 210 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,040 he was like a scientist, smart, smart man. 211 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,720 And he was like 32, never married. 212 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,880 He's like he's barely dated. And he was from India. 213 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,040 Now, nothing against anyone from any country, however, certain 214 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:23,880 people in any country, My thing, you teach your children how to 215 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,560 bathe, how to work alone, how to dress, da, da, da, da, da, you 216 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:32,440 know, basic hygiene of being a human being, you know, And so 217 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,080 it's simply pretty. It's very simplistic. 218 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,840 You know, it's like, so when this guy comes in to me, you 219 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,520 know, he wants CBT, he wants corporal punishment. 220 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,560 And at the time I had a dungeon room upstairs here and we had it 221 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,240 over there and I just had the swing in there. 222 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:50,200 I had a big leather swing. And man, he sat on that swing 223 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:54,000 and it was like it hit me in the face, like it was going to knock 224 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,960 me over. Like that was like Ball Fumunda 225 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:02,360 from four years of cheese and I didn't get a good vibe whether 226 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,040 it was blue cheese or. Cottage cheese. 227 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,040 Grape. Was so bad and he had a fucking 228 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,080 body here. Tell I would tell them that hey, 229 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,560 you're not, you got to leave and come. 230 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,600 Back. Well here's the thing, I can say 231 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,720 things like that or I can just beat the shit out of him, tell 232 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:21,880 him during our session how much he disgusts me, spit on him, 233 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,720 beat the fuck out of him, pour soapy water and spray him with 234 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,720 alcohol while I'm doing all this. 235 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,120 I guess I still want to do. I mean, I'm glad it worked for 236 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,640 you, but I'm just like, I don't want to deal with nobody. 237 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,160 Saying I'm telling you that's what I did. 238 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,520 I even strayed, like sprayed straight up alcohol spray on his 239 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,680 asshole and his testicles. I did. 240 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,560 Oh, gross. I told him, I said you disgust 241 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,800 me, You fucking disgust me, you rancid, nasty little beast. 242 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,840 I said what? Who the fuck taught you how to 243 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,960 bathe or how to not bathe? He's like, mistress, I promise I 244 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,440 bathed this morning. I said yeah, well, guess what, 245 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,920 motherfucker, it's afternoon and you stink. 246 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,160 Do you know where? Deodorant. 247 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,080 And he's like, no, I, I don't. I don't wear deodorant. 248 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,720 We don't wear deodorant in my country. 249 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,720 I was like, come on, come on. I know this. 250 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,880 Like I mean soap and water still would wash your ass. 251 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,480 Thank. You. 252 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,000 That's got nothing to do with deodorant. 253 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,680 Thank you. So you know, after this session 254 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,320 of beating the fuck out of him, he loved that's what he wanted. 255 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,520 He wanted corporal punishment. Cool, I got it. 256 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,120 He did. And let me tell you something, 257 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,000 that fucking room was doused with soapy water. 258 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,880 And I I did everything but scrub that motherfucker. 259 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,800 He was disgusting. It was bad. 260 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,360 Yeah, I would have told him. I, I know you would have and 261 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,280 I've had to tell people, hey, go take a shower. 262 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,840 But then it's kind of like, do I really want them in my shower? 263 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,720 Oh. Yeah. 264 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,920 Yeah, you know, so it's like, no, So what I did, I I poured 265 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,080 soapy water and I poured alcohol on him. 266 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,640 And it is what it is. But interestingly enough, I told 267 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,040 him, I said, look, you're going to continue to be single because 268 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,440 no one is going to want your funky smelling ass unless 269 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,360 they're disgusting themselves. Mm hmm. 270 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,200 I mean just plain and. Something I'll be funky and 271 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,480 you're not going to like it. Exactly. 272 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,000 He's like, well, Mistress, what do I do? 273 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,440 And I said. I'll give you some. 274 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,320 I can give you some money for some soap, right? 275 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,560 She's a scientist. He could. 276 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,440 Afford it. He could afford it. 277 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,920 So I what I did was I made a list for him. 278 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,520 I made a list for him on what to buy. 279 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,600 And I told him. I said, look, you do not cheapen 280 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:21,680 yourself with shitty fucking body spray or the cheap shit. 281 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,600 You go and get you some Dolce Gabbana, you get you some 282 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,360 Giorgio Armani. Spend some money on some good 283 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,360 fucking Cologne, OK? And trust me, the women, when 284 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,000 you dress nice and you smell good and you get rid of some of 285 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,360 this fucking body hair, those women are going to be on you 286 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,160 like white on rice. And you know what happened? 287 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,200 White. Indian. 288 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,240 Oh, that's not racist. I'm sorry. 289 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,440 No it's not. It's not because I would have 290 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,280 said it. You're not part Mexican, trust 291 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:54,000 me. I don't care if it's culturally 292 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,200 inappropriate. Fuck that. 293 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,680 I'm so tired of that shit, you know? 294 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,480 I don't care who I've offended. I at all. 295 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,960 Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. 296 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,800 I've been people all the time. You you come to a dominatrix. 297 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,640 Guess what? Plan to get offended. 298 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,680 Oh. Yeah, called humiliation. 299 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:16,000 Whereas where he so anyway, so this motherfucker, he moves to 300 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,120 Missouri and he's he's working outside of Saint Louis and he 301 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,360 messages me a few weeks later and said to me, mistress, you 302 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,360 were absolutely right. He said, you know, I never took 303 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,320 my body odor into account. I got so used to how bad I 304 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,880 always smelled. And he said, now I bathe 305 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:36,000 regularly, I use deodorant and body wash and I bought 6 or 7 306 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,600 new expensive colognes and the women are all over me. 307 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,360 Perfect, good, perfect. I said you're fucking well. 308 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,000 That's what we're here for. That's what we're here for. 309 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,080 Let's help you with your hygiene. 310 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,120 That's not why I'm here. I'm going to come here with some 311 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,400 clean limits. You know, we're helping these 312 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,080 future men of America. No, we're helping the future 313 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,720 woman of America. Exactly. 314 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,960 Oh my, give a shit. Obviously these poor women. 315 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,480 God bless. Yeah, now you should have seen 316 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,760 Mandy the other night because he came in. 317 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,320 He looks fucking adorable. He's so, He's so adorable. 318 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,360 He's got the prettiest smile and prettiest eyes. 319 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh yeah, them big and he's. Clean and he smells delicious, 320 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,360 like you just want to eat him up. 321 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,960 Yeah, I think I would have raped him if I wasn't married. 322 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,360 I would have fucking raped his ass. 323 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,800 He would have raped. Them totally. 324 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,800 We could totally rape him. Oh my. 325 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,600 God, yes, His little like whenever I was whipping him, he 326 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,200 like cocked his little booty to the side. 327 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,800 Like, it was like, yeah. See, you and I could totally 328 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,840 fuck cross dressers. We'd totally do it right. 329 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,920 I mean. I have. 330 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,640 We have hello. It's funny. 331 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,120 It's so funny. You know, someone had asked me 332 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,880 one time. He's like, how would you feel if 333 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,920 your husband came home to you and said, you know, I want to 334 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,280 fucking cross dress and I'd be like. 335 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,720 Fuck yeah, let's no fun. Well, how much fun? 336 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,920 I was like, I always want to paint your big ass toenails, 337 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,040 right? There's. 338 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,200 So much room I could paint like little trees on it or something. 339 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,760 Yeah, you could. Oh my God, you're so funny. 340 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,040 Yeah, little wig and braid their hair. 341 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,360 Yeah. I would love a sister. 342 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,640 Thank you. And then you would. 343 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,560 Fuck her. Yeah, You're my sister. 344 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,880 You're my sister. Joe Dirt. 345 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,000 Thank you, Joe Dirt. Oh my God. 346 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,360 OK. A lot of these guys make impacts 347 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,640 on you. Meet them. 348 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,640 You Honestly. Something about you? 349 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,280 Yeah, they do. They do. 350 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,600 They they make me rethink a lot the bad ones and the good ones. 351 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,920 Right. OK. 352 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,800 Has there any been anyone else at this point who's really stuck 353 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,640 out to you? You did have the one gentleman 354 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,840 the other night and you were like, you didn't tell me it was 355 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,480 him. That was the one guy that was 356 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,480 just like, he was the one that would just stare at me and 357 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,560 breathe heavy. He was like my 4th person ever. 358 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,080 I saw him in the room or something like that. 359 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,000 He's not like him. Yes, but he was enamored with 360 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,160 you. You he needs to close his. 361 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,280 Eyes You like him? Now he's OK. 362 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:05,440 He still does, stares at me and I'm like, why are you breathing 363 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,400 so loud? That's so creepy. 364 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,760 Like I did not like that one. He did not make an impact other 365 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,680 than I didn't know that he was gonna come back. 366 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,960 Oh my gosh. But I do miss the one that was 367 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,560 my first puppy. Yes, that one stuck out a lot to 368 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,200 me. And what was the other one? 369 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,560 The redhead guy that I put on his fingers. 370 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,360 I really liked him. Yeah, he's sweet. 371 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,800 He stuck out to me too. I'm trying to think which one 372 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,760 was your original first puppy. The one that was a power 373 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,240 struggle. The one that battle with me. 374 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,040 Blonde guy, no red hair, brown hair. 375 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,320 Brown hair. Brown hair real. 376 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,200 Tall. Huh. 377 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,520 Yeah, I don't remember him. He was. 378 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,480 Probably my age or older. Yeah. 379 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,360 You know, kind of my age. Yeah. 380 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,960 And he was like a power struggle. 381 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,440 So it was more like I got to play like, like you're one with 382 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,600 the stink. Like you could use that as a 383 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,520 play. Oh, yeah. 384 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,880 Oh, they stink. So now I'm gonna use this to 385 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 beat your ass. Oh, yeah. 386 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,480 So it's almost like that you're power struggling. 387 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,880 I'm gonna use this to beat your ass. 388 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,160 Like oh definitely. So it was really fun. 389 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,520 So I liked him. I liked the redhead guy because 390 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,319 he was very submissive and I could really like he was really 391 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,200 into it. The one right put the nipple 392 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,720 clamps on his fingers. Gotcha. 393 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,839 That one, I liked him. All right, so I'm going to tell 394 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,480 you. So the other day, you know, I 395 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,599 have to go see podiatrists periodically. 396 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,720 I've had some nerve issues in my feet different times. 397 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,119 I go in and I know I'm going to get injections. 398 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,200 And the first time I went in, I had this ingrown toenail and I 399 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,319 was just like, you know, I'm tired of going to, you know, the 400 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:28,240 salon and having them cut out because it's a motherfucker. 401 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,320 You know, they have it cut out every two weeks. 402 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,160 Pain in the ass. So I went to the podiatrist and 403 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,160 I hadn't seen him in years. He knew me in my previous life. 404 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,400 And I saw him when he first became a doctor. 405 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,320 He was still like this young intern. 406 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,720 And he's like, oh, it's so good to see you. 407 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,440 You know, I remember you got, it's been, you know, 2025 years, 408 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,800 blah, blah. He's like, what do you do now? 409 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,400 And I said, well, you know, I'm a dominatrix. 410 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,400 And he's like. Whoa, whoa, what I love telling 411 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,680 people. You know, I don't make it a 412 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,360 point of telling everybody, oh, yeah, you know, but but he's 413 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,560 just one of those he's cool, you know, relaxed kind of guy. 414 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,120 He's a nice guy. He really is. 415 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,280 And so he knew me before, you know, when we had assisted 416 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,880 living facilities, you know, and he was super cool. 417 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,480 He's like, wait a minute, you used to take care of elderly and 418 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,520 now you are dominatrix. Wow. 419 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,440 And what a jump. What a jump. 420 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,600 Yeah. And I said, well, I was kind of 421 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,840 dabbling with both and, you know, one's just more fun than 422 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:21,880 the other. Oh, for sure. 423 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,280 Right. Yeah. 424 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,880 So anyway, I told him, I said, look, I've got to make sure that 425 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,320 my feet look good and I can't have ugly toes. 426 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:34,000 And he's like, oh, you have, you know, foot fetish people. 427 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,640 And I'm like, yes, foot doctor. Yes. 428 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,040 Foot doctor. He's got a fetish for a tooth. 429 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,480 Something I get like overnight, you just say I'm gonna be a 430 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,160 podiatrist, I'm going to be a gynecologist. 431 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,520 Oh yeah, I know that one. Right, you know what all doctors 432 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:58,520 are fucking freaks. They really are, you know, so 433 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:03,080 anyway, it's cool guy anyway, so he tells me he's like, So what 434 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,800 is the the weirdest things you've you've done? 435 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,000 You've had to see with dudes and whatever. 436 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,640 And I said honestly, you know, everybody comes to me with dumps 437 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,200 something different. I there's really nothing I 438 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,880 haven't seen at this point. And you know, I tell him, I 439 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,840 said, you know, you won't believe how many guys were be 440 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,640 cross dressers. You know, every guy for the most 441 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,200 part, 90% of them, they want to be pegged. 442 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,120 They want something in their asshole. 443 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,400 Fine. I would say, yeah, 95% of the 444 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,200 time, yeah, 5%. It's like, yeah, they think 445 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200 about it. I know they do. 446 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,840 You know that they don't want to do it, Yeah. 447 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,200 And I told him, I said, you know, a lot of guys, you know, 448 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,000 they want to cross that by, by bisexual threshold or they want 449 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,680 to be spanked. They want discipline, 450 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,000 domination. You know, there's a lot of 451 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,520 things. I said. 452 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,240 We even see couples. He's like, really? 453 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,520 And I'm like, yeah. So, you know, I pretty much gave 454 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,000 him this entire rundown and he went ahead and he was like 455 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,040 telling me he's like, yeah, he says, you know, doing your, your 456 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,320 foot care and everything after. And I said, well, listen, my 457 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,880 slave boy is going to be at my house and, you know, he's going 458 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,680 to want to rub my feet. So is it OK with the medication? 459 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,760 You know, if he can rub my feet for a few hours and he's like a 460 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,600 few hours And I said, yeah. And I'm getting getting a call. 461 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,240 Someone wants to video chat with me. 462 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,040 It's one of our usual our Night Stalker guy. 463 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,160 Who's Night Stalker? It's it's the one that looks 464 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,520 like the Night Stalker. He's the little short guy who 465 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,840 held you up. Oh God. 466 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,920 Yeah, yeah. Why does he want to video you? 467 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,600 That's weird. I don't know. 468 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,600 I don't know. But we're not going to video 469 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,000 right at the moment because we're busy. 470 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,600 Needless to say, the podiatrist, his nurse looks at me and the 471 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,640 podiatrist, we say our goodbyes. He's awesome. 472 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,040 See you around next time, blah, blah, blah. 473 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,760 Sure. And the nurse says, did you just 474 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,680 say slave boy rubbing your feet for several hours? 475 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,600 I said, yeah, he usually likes to rub my feet, you know, 2-3, 476 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,480 maybe 4 hours. And she's like, really? 477 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,360 She's like, God, that sounds so amazing, I said, oh, it is it? 478 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,880 Is it is by the way, that the boy we were teaching how to give 479 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,520 him rubbed feet. He's doing a lot better by the 480 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,440 end of the. Day, I bet he was, and God, he's 481 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,040 such a good. Little toe sucker, I know. 482 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,240 Yeah, I've only had that done twice, but I don't know why I 483 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,040 like that so much. I'm telling you, what's amazing 484 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,640 is when you're you're getting fucked missionary and you bend 485 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,600 your leg and put it in his mouth while he's fucking you. 486 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,440 Boom. Yeah, it's like my boyfriend 487 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,480 would like that. You're gonna clean your feet 488 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,800 really good. They're usually clean anyway. 489 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,960 I mean they are clean, I just use the same shoes and no socks. 490 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,280 Say hey. My birthday, you know, suck my 491 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,680 toe and fuck me at the same time, huh? 492 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,960 Yeah. He might do it. 493 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,000 We'll we'll think about it. Yeah, well, don't tell me 494 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,880 because he is my nephew. Fucking weird. 495 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,760 I'll slide it in there where you don't have a choice. 496 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,000 I'm. Sure. 497 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,600 Well, OK, so anywho, this brings me back up to this. 498 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,320 So this past week I had to go see my podiatrist again. 499 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,520 Uh huh. And you know, I told him before 500 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,120 I'm like, listen, just go on the podcast. 501 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,120 You can listen, you know, blah, blah, blah. 502 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,400 And he's like, OK, you know, and I was telling him he's like, I 503 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,440 gotta listen to it this time. He's like, I get bored in the 504 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,520 car list and other stuff. I gotta listen Something funny. 505 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,080 I said, well, I hope you'll laugh. 506 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,640 I mean, people find us amusing. I think, you know, we've gotten 507 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,560 a lot of really good feedback. There was a guy who wrote on a 508 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,720 comment, he's like, I love your podcast, but it keeps me away 509 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,880 from my studies and. Then get back to work but. 510 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,160 And I told him, I said, well, fucking do both. 511 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,840 And yeah. You can. 512 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,000 Well, it's. I mean, you could do both, but 513 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,240 you can't. You can't. 514 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,440 Well, he got to figure it out, but I thought it was sweet. 515 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,000 I was like, oh, he likes it, you know? 516 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,840 Yeah, I do. That's a nice comment. 517 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,280 So thank you. The podiatrist, he said to me, 518 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,480 he's like, he's like, so you got to tell me. 519 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,880 I'm getting ready to do these injections. 520 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,480 You know, he's trying to distract me. 521 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,040 He's like, So what has been your your weirdest? 522 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,680 And I said, OK, I'm just gonna say it. 523 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,360 It's a shit eaters. They know they're weird too. 524 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,320 They know it and they're they're just happy that we're doing it 525 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,400 regardless. Thank you. 526 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,360 Yeah, we're doing their girlfriends or wives favors. 527 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,040 Honestly are, but it's just like we think it's weird. 528 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,400 They think it's weird that we're still there. 529 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,760 They know. I looked at the doctor, and I 530 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,480 was like, look, you gonna think I'm weird for doing it, but you 531 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,880 know, my time is worth something, right? 532 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,440 And so if I'm really compensated nicely for something like this, 533 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,200 I'll do something, OK? So I told him. 534 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,880 I said, look, I had this, this one trans woman, she called me 535 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,160 up a few months ago. She drove all the way here from 536 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,320 Tallahassee, a good 3-4 hour drive. 537 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,120 And she told me she wanted to consume my shit for breakfast. 538 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,840 OK. I always tell you want to do 539 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,160 this Come eight, 9:00 in the morning. 540 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,520 Like I'm on a schedule. I'm on a schedule. 541 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,840 I get up at 4:00 AM every morning, you know? 542 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,640 Yeah, it's a lot. She comes over. 543 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,760 She comes soon through the back. I'm talking to her. 544 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,520 I said, well, do you want to start with, you know, going into 545 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,840 the dungeon, we'll do some impact bondage, you know, start 546 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,000 off something light. And she says, no, no, I I just 547 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,280 want to consume. I'm like, didn't want to stop at 548 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:43,960 Chick-fil-A. You do some. 549 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,200 It's. What? 550 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:51,240 I'm some pecan tastes off. Little Whataburger maybe? 551 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,440 You got a little spice and a little peanut in there, so I'm. 552 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,760 Telling you, I'm telling you a whole meal. 553 00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:01,480 There's something there that's a bland diet G. 554 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,720 Good for you and your weird bland crackers. 555 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,720 You're I'm eating wheat crackers and fucking chocolate. 556 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,440 But anyway, so I told him I was just like, I was just like, 557 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,000 yeah, honey, just go ahead and just lay down over here. 558 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,280 We got this nice little comfy towel. 559 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,440 I said you brought your, your little tray or whatever you want 560 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,840 to do it or No, no, just go ahead and just go, you know, 561 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,040 straight over me and I'll gulp it up. 562 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,840 Yeah, Liv, you should see the look on your face. 563 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,320 You're like. Wow, what the fuck? 564 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,920 You just shit in her mouth, yes? And I so I sat in my cute little 565 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,840 red chair and went poop poop. Poop in her mouth poop. 566 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:44,000 Poop, poop, poop you. Swirled ice cream out your butt? 567 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Yes. Straight. 568 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,040 Into her mouth. Yes, it was one girl, 1 cup, 1 569 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,760 girl. One Cup, one no cup. 570 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,760 Yeah, OK. Yeah. 571 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,960 And that was it. And. 572 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,560 She compensate you real well. She did and I told her, I said 573 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,520 look, I said I can't look at you, 'cause you've got on your 574 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,400 face. That'd make me sick. 575 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,520 And she's like, I totally get it. 576 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,280 And she's still chomping away and so. 577 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,720 When's my first time doing this have this story? 578 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,520 So I'm like, there is the spigot there you can wash off because 579 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,000 it was a nice warm morning. And she's like, OK, it's been 580 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,560 great meeting you. And I'm like, OK, that was 581 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,880 special. And then I thought, and the 582 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,200 battaglist, he's like, really? He was speechless. 583 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,880 Like him and his nurse fucking eat this shit up. 584 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,800 They were laughing so hard. Yeah. 585 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,120 So then he starts working on my other foot. 586 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,840 Yeah. I said OK, look, I said I'm just 587 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,120 telling you. I said cross dressing. 588 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,160 They're awesome. They're easy. 589 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,680 They're easy people. You know, the impact guys, the 590 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,880 spanking, all that. It's totally normal. 591 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,640 It's totally cool. Stream bondage. 592 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,560 Yeah. Back bed. 593 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,960 Yeah. Do it impact? 594 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,640 Yeah. But you know what I think? 595 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,520 Yeah, I told him. I said, look, there's not many 596 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,520 Doms who will do what I do when it comes to defecation. 597 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,840 You know, a lot of women, they're, they're cool with with, 598 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,320 you know, the limit of golden showers, for example, that's 599 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,720 fine. They'll pee on somebody. 600 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,320 But when it comes to that, it's kind of like it's only been 601 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,600 Freya and myself. Freya will do it. 602 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,400 You know, you haven't met Freya. Freya's a badass. 603 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,920 She's great. But it's a hard limit for a lot 604 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,840 of people and it's hard to find. Well, my heart limit is what is 605 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,600 it where you're mean to people? Oh, really? 606 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,920 The degradation part? Yeah, it's hard for you to do 607 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,560 that. It really. 608 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,080 It is. It hurts your feelings. 609 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,480 You're so nice. I feel like I could I could 610 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,120 defecate on somebody. OK, well, you're going to be 611 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,000 given that. Opportunity, I'm sure. 612 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,520 Well, somebody already asked me to do it. 613 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,760 Whatever from fucked up Friday. Listen to you all brown shower 614 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,560 lovers right now, Liv said she's willing to try this now I don't. 615 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,000 Want to do it right in your mouth though? 616 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,400 Well, you can sit in the chair. First time I was. 617 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,240 Going to say you can sit in the little chair and then you know, 618 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560 sometimes we have this this other past person that would 619 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,080 come to the dungeon and they would do it. 620 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,920 They would let us just do it in a Tupperware bowl and then he 621 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920 would break out his plastic silverware. 622 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,560 We have to watch. Hell no. 623 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,720 OK cuz hell no, that'll be a hard limit. 624 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,160 Yeah, and we do it outside because, you know, once. 625 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,440 I smell, yeah. Once that's in the dungeon, you 626 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,240 just don't get rid of that phone you don't like. 627 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,320 The next dungeon I have, I'm gonna have fucking like a huge 628 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,560 bifold door so we can just open that bifold. 629 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,920 Door just do it on command. Well, I do it first thing in the 630 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,560 morning. That's why I said I can't do it, 631 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560 you know, afternoon. Hold it. 632 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,120 Too long. It's not coming, No. 633 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,040 More. Well, you know, that's why you 634 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,080 plan it. You're just like, OK, I'm gonna 635 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,520 get up at this time, gonna have my coffee, gonna do my Miralax, 636 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,400 gonna prepare two hours down the road. 637 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:40,120 Boom, You know, we're gonna let it RIP, you know, So the 638 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,080 podiatrist, go back to the podiatrist. 639 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,200 So he's working on my second foot now, right? 640 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,920 Uh huh. And he's like, So, you know, 641 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,800 God, he's like, you know, my wife would probably be really 642 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,120 good at this because she's got like a really big mean streak in 643 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,200 her. She's part Mexican. 644 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,160 I said, so am I. And I said, well, you know, tell 645 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,840 her come my way if she ever wants to do it. 646 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,800 I said, you know, she can really beat the shit out of some people 647 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,240 that love it. And he's like, yeah, I just 648 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,560 don't know if she could shit on somebody. 649 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,920 But you know what? I think she could, baby. 650 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,200 I like that, he thought that. I mean, right, you know, I like 651 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,840 people who are supportive of their people. 652 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,560 I. Know, but you know, I don't know 653 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,200 if I've told you this story and I've said this story about on 654 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,960 the podcast a few times, but it's still a great fucking 655 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,320 story. This guy I told this to tell him 656 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,680 the doctor this the other day I'm like, look he was a military 657 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,840 contractor smart IT guy, very intelligent. 658 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,760 He would travel, right? He comes into town and he's 659 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,200 contracted for the military. He's doing stuff and you know, 660 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,480 he gets some time off and he'd call me and say, Hey, I want to 661 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,480 come over. You know, I either a full on 662 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,440 brown shower or I want to sit down, have it in my Tupperware 663 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,520 bowl. I said, hey, you know, it's 664 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,080 whatever, it's up to you. So one day he said, I want you 665 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,240 and someone else. I'm going to put the plastic 666 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,000 down. He brought everything, the 667 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,080 towels, the plastic, everything. We covered it. 668 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,760 We had to do it at the time and my old dungeon, we didn't have 669 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,760 another option but to do it inside, but we covered 670 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,080 everything and I said, OK, you know, we can contain it on that 671 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,720 that plastic sheet. So as we're doing this, I told 672 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,640 him, I said, you can't go in my house and take a shower. 673 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,960 And he's like, OK, I said yeah. I said now there's a stick it 674 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,280 outside, right outside the door, you know, you can wash off, you 675 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,920 know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, oh, I'm gonna 676 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,760 wash my face and stuff, but I'm gonna keep it my hair. 677 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,400 I'm gonna keep some on me, OK? And I'm like. 678 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,640 OK. Uh, really? 679 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,280 I said you have to go back work to work today, right? 680 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,440 And he's like, yeah, it'll be OK. 681 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,200 And I'm thinking you're an IT guy. 682 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,080 You're not a plumber. You're not in a septic tank. 683 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,360 OK? He had pieces of bowels of 684 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,880 fucking stool in his hair and he went and left with it, right? 685 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,800 Uh huh. So about 20 minutes later, my 686 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,200 friend calls me and says, hey, did shit guy just leave there? 687 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,160 And I said yeah. She says I'm at the Circle K and 688 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,560 he is three people in front of me and he's got shit in his 689 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,000 hair. He said he didn't want to wash 690 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,840 it off. Ohk OK. 691 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,120 And he was keeping his little souvenir. 692 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,000 He was. Ohh God. 693 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,840 But you know, again, it's the level of the fetish and how far 694 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,440 people take it. And it's like, how far did he 695 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,080 fucking take? It I love when people are 696 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,400 hardcore about their fetish though. 697 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,960 Right. You got to respect that. 698 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,160 You really fucking do. Yeah. 699 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,880 You know, I was having this conversation with your boyfriend 700 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,080 and I said to him, I said, you know, there's so many people in 701 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,920 this lifestyle belong to a leather family or they'll be in 702 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,440 a Poly family. I said, but the leather family, 703 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,400 they'll have ceremonies where you get your new leather boots. 704 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,200 You know, you get certain things as you progress in this family 705 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,240 and this level of the BDSM realm and. 706 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,160 People. Just have no idea about it 707 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,120 because you don't hear about it because it is such kind of like 708 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,480 a gate keep kept gate keep. I mean gate. 709 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,040 Kept Community. Yeah, I mean, because people 710 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,280 think they're right is weird and they want to, you know, protect 711 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,320 themselves that. I mean, yeah, I'll keep it 712 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,840 secret too, but it's just hard to find your community because. 713 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:10,160 The secret Thank goodness for you know, fetish.com and Fetlife 714 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,720 and. Commerce, yes I know there 715 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,280 really is AI mean some people use it for not fetish reasons, 716 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,600 but yeah. Yeah, that's true. 717 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,560 OK, so have we wrapped this one up this time? 718 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,480 Yeah, this was a long episode. I mean, yeah, but we talked 719 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,880 about a lot, so we did. I'm glad that we got a whole lot 720 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,320 of that. Out Are you ready for your brown 721 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,880 shower? I don't know, you kind of scared 722 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,040 me at the end. Well, I'll think about it. 723 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,360 We'll see what the next person who wants it, what they look 724 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,320 like. They got to be cute. 725 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,480 Well, you know my cute little niece who you have not met yet, 726 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,680 but she, she's like 5 foot maybe, maybe 411. 727 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,840 She's little. And at the time she was probably 728 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:51,640 maybe 110 lbs and she met the poop guy and she's like, I'll do 729 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,560 it in a Tupperware bowl, but I'll have to do it behind the 730 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,400 screen. And so she went behind the 731 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,640 screen in the dungeon so he couldn't physically see her he 732 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,600 wanted. See it though? 733 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,720 He wanted to see it, but he was OK and he understood the fact 734 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,560 that, you know, she was, you know, 2223 years old. 735 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,040 He, he got it. You know, he knows that not 736 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,600 everybody could do this. So she went behind the screen 737 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:18,000 and lo and behold, what came out of her was this massive fucking 738 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,920 horse bowel movement. Poor thing. 739 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,840 She listens to the podcast. She's like, Oh my. 740 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,320 God, she listens to the podcast and I told her. 741 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,960 I said Oh my God, what the fuck do you eat? 742 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,640 I mean it was in a Tupperware. Way to meet her, I'm telling. 743 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,320 You It was in a Tupperware bowl that was probably 9 inches long 744 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,520 and her shit was about 12 inches long. 745 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,680 It was curled up out of the bowl and I had to walk with it and I 746 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,480 was like, I'm like, you know how fucking round this shit was? 747 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,840 It was this massive log and I said, what the fuck came out of 748 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,720 you? Like this girl does anal Well, 749 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,840 apparently, because that shit was a big massive fucking shit. 750 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,920 Oh, I do anal well. I bet you do. 751 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,640 You do because you're a freak. OK. 752 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,480 Thanks, Mia. Not because you have a big 753 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,240 asshole. Hey, you don't know. 754 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,920 I do not know about your asshole. 755 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,480 Yeah, God bless. Oh my God, okay. 756 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,480 All right. So soon. 757 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,280 Liv and I are going to be doing this on camera. 758 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,840 I don't know how this is going to go over. 759 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,240 Yeah, I think it'll be fun. You think? 760 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,960 So okay, we just. Have to get ourselves. 761 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:34,400 Together, we brush our hair. I know it's gonna We got to 762 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,640 brush our hair. We're kind of a mess right now. 763 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,960 Well, I mean, I put together because I. 764 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,720 Had a session earlier, but yeah, you look good. 765 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,400 You look good guys. She's got some black leather 766 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,880 boots on, black leather pants and a nice mesh see through 767 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,120 sweater. It's very pretty. 768 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,040 Your hair all black though. Thank you. 769 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,040 Like I just came from the beach, all beach wave. 770 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,760 I know I've got like. Beach wear on. 771 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,120 You do act kind of Beachy. Yeah, yeah. 772 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,040 Like it's summer when? It's yeah. 773 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,760 My husband likes more degrees. Outside. 774 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,200 Yeah, he likes these. Rompers. 775 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,480 It's kind of funny. He likes me rompers. 776 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,360 Cute. Yeah. 777 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,120 I don't feel very dominatrixy in them, but it's it's cool. 778 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,760 Well, when we start. We'll look a little bit more 779 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 dominatrix. Yeah. 780 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,080 Dominatrixes. I can't even say it. 781 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:20,360 That's also Jesus. OK, exactly. 782 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,360 All right, kids. Well, until then, this concludes 783 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,600 another episode of Pull Me Mistress.