1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:10,780 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:14,180 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me, 3 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,980 Charles. Hello everyone. 4 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:21,020 All right, Charles, now we've been doing fetishes and kinks 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:24,660 and the things that a lot of people really don't realize is a 6 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,100 kink or a fetish. I'll. 7 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,300 See you another one right now. You do. 8 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:32,080 Please enlighten us. They're together all right. 9 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,840 One nasophilia fetish for noses. OK. 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:41,080 Directly linked to nasolingus, as in cunnilingus, A fetish for 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,360 sucking on someone's nose. Never done that. 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,440 Interesting. I've heard of Eskimo kisses but 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,600 never nose sucking, so have you tried it? 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,360 I have bitten someone's nose. Obviously I have licked the 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,720 exterior of someone's nose, being silly and playful, but I 16 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:02,320 think my dog Poppy has that fetish because she loves 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,160 cleaning out noses and sucking them. 18 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:10,320 So that's about as close as I've gotten to nasophilia. 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,360 OK, I will try it. All right. 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,000 The right circumstances, OK, I don't want to do it during cold 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,640 and flu season. No, no. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,520 To each his own. I never thought about giving 23 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,440 somebody's nose a blowjob. You know, Abby would probably 24 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,960 let you do that. Probably, or just do it for 25 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,040 shits and giggles to. She's so fun. 26 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,480 Yeah, she's so fun and freaky. It's great. 27 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,200 Debating whether or not to mention these next two, but it 28 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,320 is a fetish. Debating or masturbating? 29 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Debating wondering why we can always push the delete button. 30 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,080 All right. Nullification kink for removing 31 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,280 a body part. This is very dangerous and right 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,840 next to it says nullo, an extreme kink for removal of 33 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,000 genitals and practice. Nullo is very dangerous and can 34 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,680 even be fatal. No shit. 35 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,680 OK. You don't say Yeah. 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,320 So have you ever thought about that? 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,720 Just being a eunuch. I have, honestly, it's just, I 38 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,640 know it's not a healthy fetish, but it kind of pops up once in a 39 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,880 while. Yeah. 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,120 I just try to fight the urge. But I've seen people on Fetlife 41 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,440 who've had body parts. That's why I mentioned it, 42 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,840 because apparently it's the thing. 43 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,760 I don't know what the reasoning is. 44 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,360 And it's not always genitals. There's a guy, I saw his profile 45 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,280 and he wanted his arms and legs removed. 46 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,120 Don't know why it's each his own, but my God that one's a bit 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,440 heinous. That one's out Crazy, yeah. 48 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,360 Something, something happened. Something should have happened 49 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,400 there. Something happened. 50 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,600 But I just brought that one up because I remember seeing this 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,320 guy's profile and he'd already had, like, an arm removed and it 52 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,520 was a stump and his leg, one of his legs was gone. 53 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,720 I'm like, oh, my God, I don't know how these people are doing 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,200 this. It's, you know, OK. 55 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:51,680 Well, I do know that I met someone years ago, before I ever 56 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:57,440 got on Fetlife, because I was probably 16 and I met someone in 57 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,320 a local community and he had talked about, you know, his 58 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:05,600 friend who was in the West Coast, and he actually got his, 59 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,480 you know, Dick and balls removed, went through the whole 60 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,400 process. He did it for his mistress. 61 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,720 He didn't want any part of it. She didn't want any part of it. 62 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,000 That was it. OK, then we got to move on from 63 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 this one. Yeah, scary, right? 64 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,080 Another interesting fetish. Might give someone some ideas. 65 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,520 Yeah, it's not. You know, don't do that. 66 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,880 No, I'm no doctor, but man, you know, if you have your balls 67 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,800 removed, you can't enjoy CBT later and your mistress can't 68 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,280 enjoy it either. That's just as far as the other 69 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,680 parts. I look you, you need your hands 70 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,080 and everything else. But anyway, let's move on to 71 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,160 something more pleasant. Well, I don't know about 72 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,080 pleasant, but that's weird all. Right, go ahead. 73 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:49,320 Oculophilia, which is tied in to Oculolinktis. 74 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,120 Oculophilia is an obsession with the eyes. 75 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,520 OK, and I like eyes. Sure, window to the soul, but 76 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,520 this one I've never had. Is it licking? 77 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,400 Yes. Oculolinktis desire to lick 78 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,560 eyeballs, but I've actually heard of somebody who who liked 79 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,840 to do that. OK, no explanation why, just 80 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,240 lick an eyeball. OK, if anybody out there has 81 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,840 ever done this, please tell me why I. 82 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,040 I had an excellent who liked to do that. 83 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,720 To lick an eyeball, yes. OK, any explanation? 84 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,279 No, no, I honestly, I wasn't too curious about it, but he's like, 85 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,320 oh, can I lick your eyeball? I'm like, good for it. 86 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,720 I could see if I had something in there, like an eyelash. 87 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,800 We didn't have a tissue. Hey, rock on. 88 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,800 But it never jumped out at me. I thought I was into a lot of 89 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,320 things, but the more I read and learn, I'm like I'm just 90 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,800 scratching the surface. I know, I know. 91 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:43,120 That's Speaking of which, OK, licking things, Adantophilia, 92 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,440 general fetish for teeth, which can include biting, licking 93 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:50,760 teeth or even removing them. I know guys, they have had their 94 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,480 teeth removed because they want to be a better slave and it 95 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,920 makes them give oral. And I guess maybe it's a power 96 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,040 thing, you know, having a master completely modify them. 97 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,120 Biting. It can be fun for me in general, 98 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,280 licking teeth. This sounds familiar. 99 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,080 Somebody, I can't remember who it was. 100 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,520 Somebody did that. And, well, the girl was 101 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,520 complaining because, yeah, this guy wanted to lick my teeth. 102 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,480 I'm OK. Teaches on again. 103 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,200 Yeah. Does any of this ringing a bell 104 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,040 to you? No, can't say that it is. 105 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,560 Teeth licking but biting is probably you've heard of that a 106 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,560 lot. Oh yeah, and I bite people all 107 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,320 the time. Oh, you did bite somebody a 108 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,440 while, but. Yeah, I did. 109 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,400 He had jealous. Oh, I'm going to say it. 110 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,920 Mandy Candy. OK. 111 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,120 Yeah. Mandy Candy's got a biteable ass 112 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,680 my. Mistress has not bitten me, but 113 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,960 I have no ass to bite. You do not. 114 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:49,480 OK, go on here. Oh factophilia attraction to 115 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,920 smells, especially pungent body odors. 116 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,240 We've met a lot of guys who like really stinky feet and armpits. 117 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:01,120 So OK, whatever your thing is. Listen, I can always tell the 118 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:05,960 shit eaters, AJ. Right under the bus. 119 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,760 I can, yeah. I don't care. 120 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,320 He doesn't care. He's cool, OK. 121 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,120 He doesn't. He admits he doesn't he. 122 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,840 Admits it. Yeah, absolutely. 123 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,600 I can always tell a shit earder a mile away or a butt sniffer a 124 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,160 mile away. We have this one gentleman. 125 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,160 I have seen him for years. You know, he was raised from a 126 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,240 bougie background, very wealthy family. 127 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:31,240 He has the capability that he'll go to Colorado, to Vail, He'll 128 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,760 snowboard and ski, you know, all during the winter. 129 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,400 And then for the summer, he has a boozy job in the Keys, you 130 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:44,000 know, but in between times, he comes to see Mr. Smea because 131 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,840 why? He wants to smell an asshole. 132 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,880 Well. I wouldn't want to smell yours. 133 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,160 Well, the thing of it is he likes to smell dirty asshole, 134 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,960 but it's very difficult to get a smelly asshole. 135 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,160 You got to time it you. Got to time it. 136 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,680 You got to be able to fart in the. 137 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,480 Face you got to make a run for the border and get yourself a 138 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,320 bunch of tacos and burritos, maybe some Thai food. 139 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,640 That's gross, Charles. I'm not going to subject myself 140 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,360 to that. However, I will say you don't 141 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,400 like the border. What? 142 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:17,240 You don't like the border? I make Mexican cuisine far 143 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:21,240 better than Gaga Hell. OK, but here's the deal. 144 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,680 Yeah. No sponsorship from them. 145 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,840 No, no sponsorship. Sorry. 146 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,080 It is. That is fake beef in a barrel. 147 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:33,640 I mean, it is, it's, it's gross. Sometimes it's good you know 148 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,000 when you're high and you want something good. 149 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,600 It was really good. Much warning. 150 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,840 It's good. Not so good though. 151 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,280 It's good in your 20s when you're stoned, you know, I can 152 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,560 remember those days. However not in your 40s. 153 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,680 It's that's like acid indigestion waiting to happen. 154 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,360 But any who's this gentleman, he comes to the dungeon one night, 155 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,320 OK, It's been a couple years back. 156 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,800 We got to throw some stories in there, you know? 157 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,240 Oh yeah, it's more fun this way. It is fun how well you know the 158 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,040 actual this shit has happened. This shit has happened 159 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:09,520 literally. Anyway, anyway, we have this 160 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:14,520 little face sitting seat, not the red one, it's a black one. 161 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:21,160 And it's, it's just enough that someone can lay down and they 162 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:26,000 can put their head right in that seat, you know, So you can 163 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,120 imagine it's maybe 10 inches high from the, from the floor 164 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,400 up. Just enough for a head and a few 165 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,960 inches of space. Yeah, that's it. 166 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,120 And it's it's just solid black. It's actually driftwood that 167 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,159 someone made for me. Nice. 168 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,480 And it's traditional queening chair, right? 169 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,040 So anyway, so one night I wanted to be fun. 170 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,520 I put them up on the slave box. I put the queening chair up 171 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,920 there around his head, and I said, hey, Bree, I know you can 172 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,400 do this. She has a big phobia about 173 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,160 farting. She doesn't like to fart in 174 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,200 front of people. OK. 175 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,880 Because her mother was always just like, that's nasty. 176 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,000 Don't you do it? I'm just constantly she would 177 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 berate. I know the parent fucking of a 178 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,040 child. You know this. 179 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,840 That's how we all got here. There you go. 180 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,360 So anyway, I said, Brie, you got to overcome it. 181 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:18,160 I said get up on the box, sit on the queening chair backwards so 182 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,920 you're facing away from him and I want you to fart. 183 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,160 I said she's like, is this why you fed me what you fed? 184 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,160 And I'm like, yeah, I gave her some good food because I knew he 185 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,160 was coming that night, right? So anyway, so she's up there. 186 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,200 She's like, oh God, I can't do this, I can't do that. 187 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,320 I was like, shut the fuck up, you better fucking do it anyway. 188 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,680 So I'm telling this guy I'm like, go ahead, start playing 189 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:44,160 with yourself, go for it. So as he's jacking his Dick, 190 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:48,200 Bree let's out this massive fart, right? 191 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,840 You can imagine. Is it a good Peter Griffin fart? 192 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,200 Yeah, nice. Nice. 193 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,480 Yeah. Oh, Peter. 194 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,960 Oh yeah. So anyway, so this happens and 195 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:06,200 immediately, as soon as she farts and his nose is right 196 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,080 there in her asshole, he fucking shoots us load. 197 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,600 Nice. But my point with all these ass 198 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:18,000 sniffers, shit eaters, shit smellers, they are all grubby, 199 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,440 gross looking. They all have this dirty smell 200 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,800 to them. None of them ever have clean 201 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,480 fingernails. They're just fucking gross. 202 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,640 Look at the word for the gay guys that are into this is 203 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,000 called Rauch. Does that sound familiar? 204 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,640 Sounds familiar? Really nasty like caveman style. 205 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,200 Yeah, like. Or. 206 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,640 Sex dirty. Yeah. 207 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:43,320 Well, you know, again, it's a kink, you know, that's it Could 208 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,120 be. I mean, it's like caveman 209 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:45,680 coming. Out. 210 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,320 Yeah. The caveman, he's like, I'm 211 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,200 going to dominate you and I'm going to put you in the mud and 212 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,320 you know you're going to smell my scent or Yeah. 213 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,160 But you know, this guy, you know, he knew Brie was trans. 214 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,680 She represents really well and she's, you know, very passable. 215 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,440 And in the dungeon, man, she let her RIP it. 216 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,800 It was one of those things where she finally got over it to a 217 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,680 point. But when he did it, it was just 218 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:14,120 like perfect timing, you know? And it pop, it was done. 219 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,760 But you know, he's eating gummy worms out of her asshole. 220 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,640 I mean, he is. He loves that shit. 221 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,080 I'd probably try that from yours. 222 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,280 Sorry, you're still that's. OK, I'm just saying. 223 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,360 I have a Mia fetish people. But I had a hard time a lot of 224 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,920 times really having a smelly butt hole. 225 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,360 I don't like that. I use the bidet and everything 226 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,400 else. And sometimes he'd be like, 227 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Mistress, can you go to the bathroom for? 228 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,240 I'm like, oh Jesus, I. Have Mia Filia for this for 229 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,600 Amelia. Anyway, here we go. 230 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,520 There we go, Tell me this is cool. 231 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,600 What's the next one, Charles? Piccatiophilia OK this for 232 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,520 sinning and breaking religious rules. 233 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,640 Oh goodness. Which is pretty much everything 234 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,920 other than men on top of woman, I guess, right. 235 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,560 And for the state of Mississippi, anyway, which 236 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,560 everything is still illegal other than man on top of woman 237 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,680 there. Yeah. 238 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:07,520 All right. Moving on Fallophilia obsession 239 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,760 with large penises Note many people share this kink what a 240 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,760 shock let's see oh phobophilia, sexual obsession with being 241 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,040 afraid. It's interesting, this fear play 242 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,840 is kind of not a common thing, but you know it. 243 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,080 It's fun when you're blindfolded, don't know what's 244 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,400 coming or. You know, I'm really good at 245 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,200 that. And like I said, my little slave 246 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,880 boy loves the fear. He loves it. 247 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,240 Oh yeah. The breath play thing. 248 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,680 He eats that shit up the other night, put a plastic bag on his 249 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,080 head and he's like, Oh no, no, no, I'm not in the mood for 250 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,600 this. Don't do it. 251 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,520 Don't. I'm like, shut the fuck up. 252 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,000 Put it on his head, made it tight with one hand and put my 253 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,600 hand over his mouth and his nose. 254 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,480 And then I have this little thing that I'll put my my 2 255 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,960 fingers, my pinky and my ring finger under his chin so he 256 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,920 can't try to, you know, grab air under the bag. 257 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,360 Yeah. Scared the fuck out of him. 258 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,720 I'm a. Little bit jealous actually. 259 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,600 OK, well, we'll do it one night. Here is another fetish we all 260 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,040 have. I think we all have pictophilia 261 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,600 fetish for watching pornography. I just think that's just normal. 262 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,560 It's not. A few, yeah, OK. 263 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,120 Maybe I'm just that guy, I've been watching it a long time. 264 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:23,000 When did you first watch porn? Funny, funny thing when OK, so 265 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,880 when I was like 1920, I was working obviously in assisted 266 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,640 living. And so my friend and I, Dee, she 267 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,960 was great. On Friday nights, we would 268 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,440 always work a 33 to 11:11 to 7:00. 269 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,480 So we wait for everybody to go to sleep. 270 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,920 And then we would always, you know, swap porn. 271 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,960 We'd bring in a, you know, DVD. Lot of times it's VHS because 272 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,680 this is back in, you know, 99. But we would take turns. 273 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:57,000 We'd bring in guy, guy and guy porn and we'd watch amateur a 274 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,600 guy and guy. We'd wait for everybody to go to 275 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,560 sleep. We were in the living room of 276 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,440 the facility. We'd sit there and eat pizza and 277 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,840 watch porn. Good. 278 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,600 It's not like we were sitting there, you know, masturbating, 279 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,800 but I was watching. TV that's actually fun, 280 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,960 entertaining. Yeah, and we would come para 281 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,120 nose. We'd be like, oh, have you done 282 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,720 that? And I'm like, no, I'm a virgin. 283 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,400 Remember this D? Well, you said 19. 284 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,160 I started watching a lot earlier VHS tapes. 285 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,200 I was sneaky about it, but I knew I was liking this shit a 286 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,360 long, long time ago and it was in the 80s. 287 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,560 Well, you know, I can remember watching like, softcore, you 288 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,320 know, on HBO. I love that late at night. 289 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,240 That and skimax. Yes, after midnight you might go 290 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,320 to sleep and like the good shit comes on. 291 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,840 Yes. And I remember that's one of 292 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,560 them. I knew I was in the BDSM then 293 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,360 because I was I was not of age. And there was this show and 294 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,840 there was this woman talking to this guy and she everybody in 295 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,280 town thought he was gay because he wouldn't hang out with these 296 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,080 women. And she says, I know what you 297 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,280 really are. You need a stiffer wind to fill 298 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,480 your sails. And she tied them up and started 299 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,080 whipping them. And I was thinking, this is 300 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,720 before Quagmire came out, my version of Giggity and this, 301 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,560 yes, nice. But you know, I was not 19. 302 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,920 OK well get this so I can remember being like 8-9 years 303 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,920 old, OK watching one of those movies on HBO. 304 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,320 It was called Mandingo. Did you ever watch Mandingo? 305 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,880 Of it, I have not watched it yet. 306 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,120 You gotta fucking watch it because anybody who loves Black 307 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,040 Hawk will love this fucking movie, OK? 308 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,760 It's on the list. So obviously it's back in Civil 309 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,600 War era. It's Oh, OK. 310 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,200 Yeah, it's pre. Emancipation Proclamation. 311 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,960 Civil War. It's it's a little civil war, 312 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:46,640 but it's more or less like the maiden of the house married into 313 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:51,400 a wealthy family, but this family became poor very quickly 314 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,320 because of that that era. And she was felt really isolated 315 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,200 and while her husband was away, she liked to fuck this 316 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:04,160 particular black slave. And you know, he was into it. 317 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,000 She was into it. But the secret got out when she 318 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,480 had a mixed interracial baby. And so, you know, that went to 319 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,640 shit real quick. But the scenes were hot. 320 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,760 I can remember watching this at 8-9 years old. 321 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,120 Like, what the fuck? Why weren't my parents 322 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,240 monitoring the shit? Better you. 323 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,880 You ever watched Caligula? Yes. 324 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,840 Holy shit that was a straight up porn it. 325 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,320 Was. It was. 326 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,280 I gotta watch that again. It's been a long time. 327 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,840 Who's that guy? Roddy McDowell or no? 328 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,680 Hang on, the guy that was in Clockwork Orange? 329 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,160 I don't remember. Oh, it was one of those dudes 330 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,800 from the 70s that was like just, he played it perfect. 331 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,160 The Caligula real life was into everything, but he's been a 332 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,960 movie on it. But I'll tell you this much, a 333 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,480 lot of these guys that are in the military, they had this 334 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,360 little saying that when they would go away, their wife would 335 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:59,440 go Mandingo on them. We forget what we called it, but 336 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,760 when they when deployment time came up, yes, all the cars 337 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,839 changed parking spots. Whoever was on deployment was at 338 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:08,040 a new house afternoon. They almost called it like the 339 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,160 some kind of shuffle, but it was fucking ridiculous. 340 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,599 Wow. But anyway, yeah, that's wow, 341 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,319 moving on. Crazy. 342 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,560 Plus Ophelia fetish for stuffed animals. 343 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,160 Oh, we get that all the time. ABDL guys, but I don't know if 344 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,520 it's, well, maybe there's a different kind of fetish. 345 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,000 Maybe they're these particular individuals are doing something 346 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,480 to their titty. I'm gonna move on from that. 347 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,080 It just could get nasty. Oh, no, it's not. 348 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,280 Why do you want to move on, Charles? 349 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:40,720 There's a lot of people that get turned on by inanimate objects. 350 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,440 We know this. OK, well. 351 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,760 Yeah, I'm real doll. I just can't see doing it to, 352 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,040 you know, a Care Bear. But maybe if I was in a bad mood 353 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,440 and wanted to make it pay, you can't. 354 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,120 Answer. Let me give you the Dick. 355 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:01,040 This one can't. Charles gets so focused, he's 356 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,960 like looking at this list, looking at this list. 357 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,880 What are a lot of fascinating things here? 358 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,160 I know focus one thing at a time. 359 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:13,440 I've known some people who have fucked care bears and towels. 360 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,840 I know pillows when I was young. See. 361 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,600 I had no other option. OK, well see, Liv, she had her 362 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,320 kool-aid pillow. We were just talking about that 363 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,480 a few episodes ago. A. 364 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,080 Kool-aid pillow. This is not ringing a bell. 365 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,600 Did she do something to it? Did she hump it? 366 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,160 Yes. Yes, and then her mom would give 367 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,920 her condoms. Or she'd find condoms and she'd 368 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,960 fill them with water and put them on her pillow. 369 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,520 Oh. Yeah. 370 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,400 Oh, did she freeze them first? No, no. 371 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,320 I learned something from the Army. 372 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,320 Yes, this is a separate subject. It's not filling condoms of 373 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,320 water. This if you ever heard of an 374 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,520 Alaska pipeline. Well, that would be something 375 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,600 you're going to tell me tell. Me. 376 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,680 It's nasty, but you two guys are going to love this. 377 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,960 Basically someone poops into a condom, you know the last long 378 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,960 log, they freeze it and then you fuck your partner with it and 379 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,600 they call that the Alaska pipeline with a frozen shit 380 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,200 sickle on a condom. I learned that from some Army 381 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,680 guys on the Iraq border. You know, in one of them times 382 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,120 when you have nothing else to do. 383 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,880 And I'm like, wow, I learned something new. 384 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,680 It can never unlearn that shit. And now all of you can have a 385 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160 taste of my insanity. Ohh. 386 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,240 My God that's horrible. What was a real? 387 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,320 Thing and a lot of them knew about it and I'm like God damn, 388 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,280 I was about 10 years older than these guys and I'm like wow then 389 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:33,200 so that was in O seven. So the next generation is 390 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,920 probably even more interesting there. 391 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:39,320 Why would someone want to stick a frozen piece of shit and 392 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,480 they're asshole? I do a lot of shit too. 393 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,560 I'm sure people ask why you want to get tied up and beat and you 394 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,320 have strap ONS in your butt and you know it's the end of the 395 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,560 day. You know you're not hurting 396 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,800 anybody or yourself. Do what you want. 397 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,760 Frozen popsicles OK. Speaking cold psychochrois 398 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,920 psycho sysm fetish dedicated to being cold, having sex with a 399 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,240 cold partner or using cold objects. 400 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,720 Ice cubes Cold dildos during sex. 401 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,720 Ice cubes are a big one, and I think we were talking earlier 402 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,600 about somebody sticking frozen strawberries up an anus and that 403 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,880 wasn't good because it might cause hypothermia. 404 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,920 I don't know about the hypothermia part, but I think it 405 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,120 can. Moderation. 406 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,120 Let's just do a little don't don't feel the entire cavity. 407 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,960 How about that? It can shock the body. 408 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,560 That's what I wanted to say. Yes. 409 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,600 OK, I. Might try a frozen strawberry. 410 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,800 I don't want to try a whole Alaska pipeline. 411 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,280 UK. Let's see what else we have 412 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280 here. Can't pronounce that when we're 413 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,560 by any stretch. I'm going to go buy it. 414 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,520 This is 1. You don't have pubphilia. 415 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,520 The obsession with pubic hair. A love for pubic hair has been 416 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,400 expressed in literature and art. Bush, Big Bush. 417 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,920 And you are not a fan of the Bush? 418 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,200 No, not at all. Some people are. 419 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,240 Not at all. I like decorative pubic hair, 420 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,480 like a little landing strip or maybe a lightning bolt of. 421 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,120 Course you do, but hey. Why not? 422 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,480 But you know, I don't think it would look very good on me. 423 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,360 I could try it, but I can't see very well. 424 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,120 So it won't be a lightning bolt. It'll just be like a a man with 425 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,480 a what's the disease where you shake? 426 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,120 No, I'm not gonna go there. I used to go out with this guy 427 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,640 and when he finally got naked he had not a landing strip but he 428 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:16,200 had fucking Hitler mustache. Like right above everything. 429 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,200 I'm like why? On a woman, yeah, that would. 430 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,800 Put on a dude A. Little Hitler stash. 431 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,400 Yeah, God. OK, pygophilia, partialism to 432 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,040 butts and seeing, touching and playing with him. 433 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,720 My God have I got that. And a lot of other people do 434 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,440 too. And so in the words are so makes 435 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,760 a lot. Yeah, anyway, good for him. 436 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,760 Cuerophilia, but it's spelled choiro. 437 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,800 Fetish for hands. Interesting. 438 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,720 You know, there's hand models out there, so I guess there are 439 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,240 people who look at them. I like them. 440 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,040 You know, a nice manicured red paint job on fingers. 441 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,800 Ours ready. Fism is the fetish for shoes and 442 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,720 footwear. I didn't know about that 443 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,480 particular name, but yeah, there's a lot of shoe guys. 444 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,240 I prefer the feet myself, but a nice pair of shoes is nice. 445 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,520 And you've had a lot of people into shoes, too. 446 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,160 Oh. Huge, huge. 447 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,040 It's. Just something a lot of us have 448 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,000 grabbed Ophelia the fetish for receiving physical beatings such 449 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,560 as flogging and whipping. Oh, absolutely. 450 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:18,000 Oh yeah, I guess giving it to this was one I'm looking forward 451 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,080 to robotism. And I do know, like, philia is 452 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,720 the other word for this king for Android male robots or gynoids 453 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,840 is a female robot. I didn't know that. 454 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,640 But the real dolls, the six dolls, and now they're making 455 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,040 them robots. I can't wait. 456 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,080 They're incredible. The future's going to be awesome 457 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,800 until they, you know, get tired of our shit and cut off our 458 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,400 testicles. But for those first few weeks, 459 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,800 it's going to be fun. I saw this one little bit. 460 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:50,280 It's it was a little a little clip and this guy, he was 461 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,680 showing a robotic arm and the robotic arm was in the position 462 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,200 of. Jacking. 463 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,080 Off. Yeah. 464 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,640 And they're like, oh shit, he pushed the wrong button. 465 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,320 That was American Horror Story. I watched it because they were 466 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,120 building the robot on to jerk somebody off and something went 467 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,800 wrong with her program and it like ripped whatever was on 468 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,640 there. I'm like, dude, you just like 469 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,680 took off half the Dicks of our customers or something like 470 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,400 that. But it was on American Horror 471 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,680 Story. It was funny. 472 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,560 That was great. OK. 473 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,520 Let's see interesting sneezing fetish. 474 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,600 A kink for watching someone else sneeze. 475 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,360 This person is usually naked. Sneezing elicits a bodily 476 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,480 response somewhat similar to orgasm. 477 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,880 People with a these fetish might also participate in tickling and 478 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,280 forced urinating kinks. I'm OK, have not heard of that 479 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,320 one ever. You we've. 480 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,720 Got We've got about half a century between us. 481 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,720 Yeah, I've never heard of it. OK. 482 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,760 We're not going to that one sounding. 483 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,320 I didn't have a specific type of name here though, but urethral 484 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,000 sounding is what they're Speaking of. 485 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,200 You know, we do that all the time in the dungeon and honestly 486 00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:00,640 the best advice I can tell people is really make sure that 487 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,280 that is what you want to do. It's not for everyone, but they 488 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,600 do have surgical Lube and that's always the better option to use 489 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,240 rather than to to do water based Lube. 490 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,440 So. OK, we talked about this one the 491 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,920 other day, stuffing, eating and to the point of physical pain. 492 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,960 But there was a girl who was being paid on one of these 493 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,360 websites to to keep eating as much as possible. 494 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,000 There's a feeder site. Feeders. 495 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,160 And you've met a few women who are paid to do that? 496 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,280 Yeah, they're paid pretty well. Yeah, Barbie actually talked 497 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,280 about that on an episode because she was saying that she would go 498 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:37,240 on and, you know, people would send her money for the food and 499 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,880 money for the service to eat on camera in front of. 500 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,080 It Yeah, I don't get it. But you know, I really don't. 501 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,120 I don't either. I like, hang on, let me think 502 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,600 about this. I like women eating a hot dog or 503 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,760 a banana or licking an ice cream cone. 504 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,280 I have, I haven't seen that. But I I couldn't see, you know, 505 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,800 just the general, you know, having a meal and stuffing here. 506 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,000 So I don't want to see somebody stuffed. 507 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,960 I like erotic eating. You had an ice cream cone right 508 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,040 Now that would be I would you would have my attention. 509 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,160 Yeah, right. That's because I'm a pervert. 510 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:10,280 Did you ever see that that that movie Horrible Bosses he's 511 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,080 watching Jennifer Aniston was? The Winston. 512 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,880 Bateman. It was Jason Bateman. 513 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,200 You know, was that guys keeping Spacey? 514 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,480 Was he the horrible loss? Yes, I did see that, but it's 515 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,280 been a while. Oh, it was so great because of 516 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,800 course, Jason, Jason Sedikis says, oh, look at how she's 517 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,320 eating this. She she keeps going for phallic 518 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,760 like foods. You know, first it's it's a hot 519 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,000 dog with no bun. Who does that? 520 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,600 You. Know oh I've seen him when we 521 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,520 eat a corn dog yeah God she took like the whole thing it was it 522 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,040 was teases. OK here's 2 interesting one 523 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,280 you've been into telephonic Ophelia. 524 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,520 OK, phone sex. Yeah, that is for phone sex and 525 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,160 talking dirty over the phone. You're apparently very good at 526 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,240 that for a while. I've done that for a long time. 527 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,640 I see you still texting but I bet a phone call from you would 528 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,760 have been. Oh my God. 529 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,280 Did I tell you one time I was talking to a an insurance 530 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,600 salesman and he was on the phone, He was talking about my 531 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,120 homeowner's insurance at the time, and I could sense from the 532 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,680 way he was talking that he was a crossdresser. 533 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,080 Oh. Damn. 534 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,680 Yeah, psychic powers. I I don't know why I have that 535 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,000 ability to look at someone or hear someone to know they're 536 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,560 fetish, but I was like, so this is interesting. 537 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,360 You know, I'm having this conversation with him and I 538 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,160 said, tell me, we'll just call him Michael. 539 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,680 Michael, do you like to dress in women's panties? 540 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:44,000 And he's like, excuse me? How do you know? 541 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,720 Yeah, that's what he. Did he was like? 542 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,120 How did you know that? And I was like, Michael, I know 543 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,920 a lot of things just by listening to people's voice. 544 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,280 And man, we had about an hour long conversation and I think 545 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,360 that guy was finally creaming in his little panties. 546 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,440 They. Gave you a good rate. 547 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,800 Fuck yeah, he gave me a good rate. 548 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,720 Nice sucked him out of it. It was great. 549 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,040 OK this. Conversation. 550 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,240 I mentioned this one briefly because I I googled it once, 551 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,200 just that of shits and giggles because I heard it. 552 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,480 Yeah, Tentacle fetish. Fetish for tentacles? 553 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,080 Animate about that recently. Yeah, but it's actually listed 554 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,040 here, so OK. And along with blueberry porn, 555 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,840 just go ahead, Google it. It just what the fuck? 556 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,360 What do they do with the blueberries? 557 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,360 They, they basically take a film or any kind of porno, right? 558 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,880 And they, they alter the images. So like, remember Willy Wonka 559 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,280 and chocolate? I knew you were going to say 560 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:37,840 that. Yeah, why? 561 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,800 Are you Violet? Violet. 562 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,560 Yeah, and then they swell up like a blueberry. 563 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,040 Well, then they had the actors swell up like blueberries, and 564 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,760 then the blueberries have sex with each other. 565 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,200 And there's not just one video out there. 566 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,560 There's a lot. So apparently people watch this 567 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,280 stuff. And I watched a few just to 568 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,560 figure out, you know, why I moved on. 569 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,880 But, you know, I'll try something, you know, once or 570 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,040 look at it. Most of the time, there's very 571 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,400 little. I won't look at it at least one 572 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,080 time. And OK, I'm going to have to 573 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,240 look at this. I'm I'm interested now. 574 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,800 It's there. Because I'm like, how the fuck 575 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,880 do they find their genitals? I don't know if I got that far 576 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,480 with it. I've tried to block out certain 577 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,880 traumas in life. Moving on to you. 578 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,720 Let's finally get you. I know where this is going. 579 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,640 Underwear fetish. And OK, there's no fancy name 580 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,960 for the OK, we talked about this earlier. 581 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,360 This is a little different erdication, using the nettle 582 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,920 plant to sting a partner's skin. The nettles, I have seen people 583 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,360 that were in the CBT and apparently there's a plant 584 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,040 called nettles and when you rub it against the skin, it's like 585 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,360 little tiny pricks and there's a chemical secretive that causes 586 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,400 some sort of pain that they get into. 587 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,960 I've never tried and I've never met anybody personally who was 588 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,800 into it. Have you heard anybody request 589 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,840 this or? Never. 590 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,920 OK, I've seen a lot of pictures on Fetlife about it though and 591 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,720 that it's like a little branch and they run it across your 592 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,480 genitals and apparently I I have never googled it to try it. 593 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,240 You know the last thing I need is an allergic reaction on my 594 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,920 schlong. I know, right? 595 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,400 OK. You poor little Dicky. 596 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,840 Let's see, oh, bits of Lagnia kink for being tied up at the 597 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,720 mercy of another, the person. And we've done a lot of that. 598 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,320 This one I actually debated on talking about, but I recall a 599 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,520 while back I saw a picture on Fetlife and it showed the clips 600 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,920 for sale. You know, where you go buy 601 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,600 certain types of porn. And for 2023 that it was an 602 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:36,400 image of the most search or the most bots porno in each state. 603 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,440 And like Mississippi was ball busting. 604 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,680 I was like OK most what people in the country were into 605 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,280 giantess and Amazon. You not the big women. 606 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,920 Yeah, there was 1. I had to Google it because I 607 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,360 didn't know what it was and it was from Michigan. 608 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,680 Vore VORE sexual desire to be eaten alive or to eat someone 609 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,880 while they were alive. Yeah, we're talking about that. 610 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,760 I had to Google it because I never heard of it, but I know a 611 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,160 girl on Fetlife. That's her. 612 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,200 That's her number one fetish. She has pictures of people being 613 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,080 trusted up, like turkeys putting ovens, like Hansel and Gretel. 614 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,720 Oh sweet Jesus. Like, OK, I just mentioned that 615 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,760 because it's a thing. Yeah, it's a thing. 616 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,120 And it was a thing big enough to get mentioned on clips for sale 617 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,000 that a lot of people in Michigan were buying this thing, OK. 618 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,000 Now, Charles, I'm going to tell you we're talking about Amazon 619 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,280 women. We talked about midgets the 620 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:23,920 other day. Oh yeah. 621 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,720 And I'm going to say I watched a porn last night and I thought 622 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,200 about you. You. 623 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,000 Didn't let me know. No, I didn't let you know. 624 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,880 That's cold. You need to go to sleep. 625 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,520 It was 2:00 in the morning. I was working. 626 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,120 Anyway, you know what it was a woman getting fisted by a Midget 627 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,520 and his whole arm was in that thing. 628 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,400 Damn, it was good. I sent it to you. 629 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,000 You'll like. It Oh, they're Speaking of that. 630 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,760 This is something called Wham wet and messy fetish. 631 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,880 I'll leave it at that because that was it sounded wet and 632 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,520 messy. All right. 633 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,600 Not a lot of W's here, water sports, but it's actually 634 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,400 Europhilia, golden showers. Yeah, there's also, it's not 635 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,960 listed here, but water bondage, it's something I've seen a lot 636 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,760 of on FET and that's pretty interesting. 637 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,960 Yeah, we've done that before, but you know, kind of nice. 638 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,120 Yeah. And it's some of it's pretty. 639 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,640 One of my friends, Sophie, she got tied up. 640 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,560 I've got pictures of it on my FET live page. 641 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,320 She went in in the pool with bondage to get out. 642 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,560 Oh nice. Yeah, she was like a little, you 643 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,360 know, escape artist. It was pretty cool. 644 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,760 I was like, look at you, Sophie. Some of the websites a little 645 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,920 rougher, yeah, like, Oh yeah, being forcefully under tanks. 646 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,520 I can imagine. Wax Play is another one. 647 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,320 We've talked about it in here before. 648 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,920 It's one of my personal favourites. 649 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,400 OK, there's some people it's pretty, some people it's I love 650 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,120 the the feeling of it. I've been doing that since I was 651 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,000 a. Long time. 652 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,880 Yeah, I was. I was curious. 653 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,720 Started trying it. I'm like, oof, I like this. 654 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,600 What? To the exes, this is cool. 655 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,840 Xenophilia, sexual attraction to exotic people or objects. 656 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,160 You've got a thing for foreigners, and so do I. 657 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,920 Absolutely. Especially the accents. 658 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,720 I guess that counts. Absolutely. 659 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,600 Japanese for me, that was always my number one thing. 660 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,120 And I think you like the Brits, right? 661 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,200 I, you know, I love Brits, I love Greeks, Italians, it don't 662 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,520 matter. I see the four exotic people, I 663 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,760 see the exotic objects. I'm not quite grabbing that, you 664 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,960 know, maybe if somebody's got a thing for a Cortana I. 665 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,520 Was going to say yeah, maybe it's an artifact, maybe 666 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,160 something an exotic artifact or something. 667 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,760 OK, I'm like a violin or I'm sure there's a music. 668 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,160 Something sexy. Sexy furniture, You know, like 669 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,840 wood carved furniture or something. 670 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,920 Never really been a thing for me. 671 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,400 Yeah, it's to me, it's sexy. You know, sexy furniture says so 672 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,520 much. All right. 673 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,320 Yeah, why? This one was hard. 674 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,560 We were looking for a why a while back. 675 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,560 Now there are two here, right? One is called Yeefing. 676 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,080 You talk about it. Go ahead. 677 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,000 IFFING sex with stuffed animals or furry. 678 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,680 Now the other website I was on it's described as being sex 679 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,520 between two furries. Yeah, so I'm thinking like the 680 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,920 Easter Bunny fucking the chicken costume, Why not? 681 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,440 But I'm not. I'm not into the furries. 682 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,000 I've only seen brief references of it on Tell Me. 683 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,200 To watch some furry porn because I'll check it out. 684 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,320 They have some furry costumes that they put on and it's it 685 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,960 exposes their genitals so they can have sex and their entire 686 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,840 wardrobe of being a furry. Well, I had thought about 687 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,000 wearing an Easter burning costume with a strap on last 688 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,840 Easter just to, you know, bring my little presents to everybody. 689 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,720 And it the idea kind of fell through because I guess the, the 690 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,120 costumes weren't available. I I waited too late. 691 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,960 Yeah, I still wouldn't mind it, but I just don't see volunteers 692 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,480 lining up for this. You never know, although. 693 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,080 They would be hilarious. You want to show me your Easter 694 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,240 eggs? Well, there you go. 695 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,800 Yeah. Absolutely. 696 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,400 Well that would be the vibrating aid to go in the ass while I do 697 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,640 it on the strap. But I will say I've talked about 698 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:58,840 it before but I dated a a furry OK and he had a boyfriend and we 699 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,880 all had a good time together quite often. 700 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,240 Did he wear the costume with you? 701 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,840 No, He would wear like, the butt plug, tail and the ears and that 702 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,000 kind of thing. Would they count? 703 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,280 But they're fuck yeah counted because we would do things that 704 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,920 were animalistic, like lick each other's mouths, OK. 705 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,600 You know, instead of like a French kiss, it was like licking 706 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,199 each other with open mouths, like. 707 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,120 Like like a puppy kiss or something. 708 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,159 Yeah, like licking each other, you know, all over. 709 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,360 OK, another Y and I have never heard of this. 710 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,719 OK, this is spelled with AY, beastiality. 711 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:36,560 OK, sexual activity involving bread, especially warm dough. 712 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,040 Why? Maybe it was just somebody got 713 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,960 bored and just needed something to fuck. 714 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,159 But sexual activity involving bread? 715 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:44,880 Huh? OK, never heard of it. 716 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:49,719 Well, on that note, let's go fuck some loafs, Charles, you 717 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,480 almost done. You got AZ. 718 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,199 At least get AZ. Get AZ, get one Z let's. 719 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:57,920 Get zelophilia arousal due to jealousy. 720 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,760 Either your own or someone else's jealousy. 721 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,720 I'm thinking cuckold. Oh yeah. 722 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,480 But I've never heard of that one. 723 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,920 Absolutely. And then there's zentai, which 724 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,440 is the suits. And I'm not getting to the other 725 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,480 words because they start with the word zoo. 726 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,520 You can do the math. I'm not doing it. 727 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,160 Well, I've met hey there cat suit on Fetlife. 728 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,280 OK. He has a podcast show as well. 729 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,960 Super great guy but that's what he loves is Zentai suits. 730 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,480 They look kind of cool. Yeah, I've honest in the latex. 731 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,720 You know, I've only worn the latex. 732 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,720 I haven't tried Zentai, but it looks interesting. 733 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,760 But he does a lot of the zentai and he does a lot of bondage 734 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,240 with it, so a lot of the shibari and suspension and everything is 735 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,080 pretty hot. Cool, check it out. 736 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,800 Yeah, check it out. All right, Charles. 737 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,880 It's been interesting as always, so. 738 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,440 Look on your face, says another word, and interesting it. 739 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,600 Says damn, that's a lot of fucking. 740 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,000 Fetish. It's such a contempt. 741 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,840 Oh no. No. 742 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,520 No, not. At all, but I never heard about 743 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,960 the used one. That's interesting. 744 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,640 No, I'm still kind of stuck on that. 745 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,840 In my mind, it's like I. Guess you could take like a 746 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,320 skinny French loaf and fuck oneself with it. 747 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,880 I'm thinking maybe like a? Have you always wanted to fuck 748 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,480 an apple pie? Has that been a thought of 749 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,000 yours? No, no, not only from American 750 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,480 Pie, I saw that, but it's a good way to get burned. 751 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,560 And it's just a mess. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a simple 752 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,840 guy. I'll fuck my hand. 753 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,280 Yeah. There's just no reason to make a 754 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,280 mess with kitchen utensils. And you know. 755 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,720 And good food. I'll probably do it on a dare, 756 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,160 but you know, I quit drinking a while ago so I kind of don't do 757 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,320 as much stupid shit as I used to, but I bet a loaf of bread 758 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,440 has been fucked by somebody. Well, maybe I need to get you to 759 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,520 fuck a melon. Well, if you insist. 760 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,280 Absolutely. All right, Charles. 761 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,520 Until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me 762 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,280 Mistress.