1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,080 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,400 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,320 and you know the Barbie. Hello. 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,080 I like that. Thank you. 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,600 I'm going to do. A little duet. 6 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,640 I Can't Sing. Liar. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,000 I know you can sing. No, I. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,680 Can't everyone's? No, I can't. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,520 We gotta. If we go to karaoke, I'll prove 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,680 it to you. OK, you prove it to me. 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,520 My favorite thing to do is I'll go up there and I'll sing I need 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,720 a hero, but I'm not a good singer, so I subject everyone to 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,080 4 1/2 minutes of me yelling so. Is I need a hero? 14 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,760 Oh. I need a hero. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,560 I think the song is actually 5 minutes and there is like a 45 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:54,080 second like interlude. Oh my God, fuck. 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,960 OK, maybe I don't want to go to karaoke with me. 18 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,200 No you don't. I cause problems. 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,480 I haven't been back to my usual karaoke spot in a few weeks 20 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,120 because the karaoke girl got mad at me because I accidentally 21 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,440 touched her speaker and I'm nervous to go back. 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Oh shit. I didn't know it was a speaker. 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,400 I thought it was a wooden pillar, so I grabbed it. 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,120 She's like, get your hands off my speaker. 25 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,520 And I was like, Oh my God, girl, I'm just a girl. 26 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,320 No, but it's OK, I'll go back one day. 27 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:31,320 Wow, Wow. OK, so Tony, he wrote me an 28 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,760 e-mail. Yeah, he, I'm going to skip a 29 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,400 couple of things because we were talking about meeting at some 30 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,960 point. Yeah, because I'm going right 31 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,840 through his area. Oh yeah. 32 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,200 I'm also going to be seeing Steve in October as well. 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,480 I know that there's parts where you really haven't listened to 34 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,800 all of the episodes because it's 300 episodes, a lot to catch up 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,840 on. But there's this guy Steve. 36 00:01:54,840 --> 00:02:00,280 He went through a really difficult time in his life and 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,960 he had kind of fallen into the trap of fake Doms. 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,600 Oh. Yeah, and gave them money and 39 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,800 and then his family resented him and then his wife left him and 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,800 then they're separating. Oh, my gosh. 41 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,680 And he's dealt with, you know, two kids that are adult 42 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,480 children. Disowned him and left him 43 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,880 because of the fake doms. No, no, no. 44 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:25,120 But it's more or less like it's gotten to the point where they 45 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,040 really had a lot of. It was other stuff. 46 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,160 Yeah, they had a lot of. Different. 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,080 That didn't help it. No, it did not. 48 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,840 But I told Steve that I'd meet him, and, you know, he started 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,240 his own podcast. I think, I think you mentioned 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,280 that it's like Steve, Steve's yes, subspace was, that's what 51 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,400 it was. And, you know, he does stories 52 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,560 and, you know, he's an avid listener of our show. 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,360 That's nice. And, you know, he's just a nice 54 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,120 guy. He's a very nice guy. 55 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,360 And I think a lot of our listeners are nice people that 56 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,320 just want a good laugh, you know? 57 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,600 But Tony says, I love that you and Barbie are getting together 58 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,120 on the podcast. Yay. 59 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,360 I told you before I loved hearing you talk shop. 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,600 I'm in. I'm in the middle of your second 61 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,840 episode as I write this. Currently stuck in the line at 62 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,000 the DMV. So sorry, he said. 63 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,480 Help me. God, just hearing you utter my 64 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:21,080 name is the presence of Barbie in the presence of Barbie made 65 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,920 me so happy. He's like, I want to apologize 66 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,320 on behalf of all men. I hate hearing your horror 67 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:31,040 stories. I hate that people men can be so 68 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,680 inconsiderate. Please do not hesitate to put me 69 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:40,200 in place if I'm ever rude, annoying, or bothersome in any 70 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,440 way towards you. I try my hardest to be 71 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,160 respectful of you, your time, and the work you do. 72 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,880 I hope you have a fun weekend planned and I wish you no drama 73 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,880 in the dungeon. Oh God, Tony. 74 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,440 I love you. That's so sweet, Tony. 75 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,840 It's been a rough week. They really, Tony, it's it's 76 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,480 been a very difficult week. And, you know, I'm pushing 77 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:06,720 through, but it's going to be Barbie and I from this point on. 78 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,840 And, you know, we'll have guests and there's a lot of people that 79 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,720 actually want to come back on our show. 80 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,399 To interview, Yeah, because I started not really an interview. 81 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,279 I just kind of just was on an episode. 82 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,240 That's kind of what I did. And we filmed once and it turned 83 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,440 into three episodes. Because I'm a professional 84 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,200 yapper. Well, something that Barbie 85 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,880 doesn't know, and I'm going to go ahead and say it now, is 86 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,680 we're going to do a few things different on Fucked Up Friday. 87 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,880 We're going to be doing something that is will be 88 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,000 beneficial to a lot of people and we're going to basically 89 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,640 teach technique on certain things. 90 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:47,280 And I think that some of them will be PG and others will be, 91 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,000 you know, other will be really nasty so. 92 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,040 Yeah, you perverts. Yeah, we love our fucking 93 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:57,200 perverts. So before we get into the topic 94 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,000 of this today, I will say that Barbie and I were in the dungeon 95 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,680 today and we did a scene. We did. 96 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,440 We did. And this guy said to Barbie, say 97 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,600 it, Barbie, just go ahead and tell. 98 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,000 Them I forgot. No, no, no. 99 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,480 He said to you, he's like, would you just sit in my face while I 100 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,600 while I play with your feet? And she's like, I don't. 101 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,040 Do that, but I'm not a there fan. 102 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,040 Yeah. Mia's there, you go ahead and 103 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,200 ask her. She might coordinate something 104 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,840 with you. And you know, I was wearing my 105 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,760 black PVC pants, which Brie fucking about came on herself 106 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,280 when she saw me in the love Brie. 107 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,560 Yeah, So I went and I, the guy sat on the floor. 108 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,160 He's leaned up against the couch. 109 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,160 Barbie is touching his Dick with her feet. 110 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,480 Stepping on it. Stepping on it and he's playing 111 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,680 with his little Dick and I just stood there, leaned back and 112 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,400 gave him a nice mouthful of my ass and PVC pants. 113 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,040 Plastic ass right there. Plastic ass, yes. 114 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,320 Well, you know, I think that just brings up the topic of like 115 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,520 every Dom is different and different Doms are comfortable 116 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,080 with different things. Like I know there's Doms that 117 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,200 work for you that don't mind certain things where others do, 118 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,080 where for me personally I it might be because I'm newer to 119 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,920 doing it, but I know I prefer not to. 120 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,560 Like I don't really want a lot of touching. 121 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,760 Like it's more about for me, it's about the person I'm 122 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,880 working. For you went slopper on your 123 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,160 feet, as you said to the guy before at the public dungeon. 124 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,920 Yeah, exactly. And so like in the dungeon, like 125 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,760 today, for example, when he's like, can you put your ass in my 126 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,160 face? I, I said no because like, you 127 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,360 know, that's not really something I'm interested in 128 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,960 doing. It's a boundary for me. 129 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,480 But I think also it depends on what I'm wearing. 130 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,880 And I wear like mini skirts with like underwear. 131 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,160 So it would be like really like invasive for for me to put my 132 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,600 ass in his face. I mean, maybe if I was wearing 133 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,160 something like you were like PVC leggings and like, maybe I'd 134 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,880 consider it. But like I'm like, no, my Kitty 135 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,560 cat's almost out. Like I can't have you that close 136 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,480 to it you. Had to air that shit out during 137 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,440 summertime. It's hot out. 138 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,240 I got big guys. I need all the ventilation I can 139 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,440 get. No, but yeah, I mean cuz like 140 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,440 you have, you have Doms that work with you that are, you know 141 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,040 more open to different. Things you're carefree about a 142 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,280 lot of stuff. And I think, like you said, I 143 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,280 think the older you get, my women over 40, they're kind of 144 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,800 just like, yeah, you want me to suffocate you with my titties? 145 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Sure. I don't know. 146 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,320 I have titties but I don't think I got enough for suffocating. 147 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,000 Trust me, you always have enough titties for suffocating. 148 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,720 In his nose. Those are tits. 149 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,880 Yeah, yeah, it's me plugging the silicone ones out of the 150 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,920 cabinet. Or you can do the fun thing that 151 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,680 I always did to my husband. He was just like, I want you to 152 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,560 sit on my face. But he loves the feel of 153 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,320 plastic. So I would I would always take 154 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,160 like a Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on his head and then 155 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,200 sit on him with my bare pussy. Just saying. 156 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,520 So you could do that to Little Boy Toy this week. 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,840 He's really into suffocation. Exactly. 158 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,680 I will say the other day he, he, he has real big dreams. 159 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,280 And sometimes I have to shoot his dreams down because of 160 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,520 experience and practicality. But he texted me and he was 161 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,000 like, I want you to put me in the vac bed, which if you don't 162 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,800 know what the vac bed is, it's like a giant Ziploc bag. 163 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,680 You get in and we suck all the air out of it. 164 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,960 It's made of latex. And he's like, I want you to put 165 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,600 me in the vac bed and I want you to get on top and I want you to 166 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,919 choke me out. And then like I'll come to still 167 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,240 in the back bed. And I had to tell him I was like 168 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,040 1, I can't get on top of the back bed, It'll damage it. 2, 169 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,080 when you're in the back bed, I won't be able to tell when you 170 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,280 black out because there's only one little pea sized hole that 171 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,240 you can breathe out of. So you just black out. 172 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,200 I wouldn't even know. I'm like, how am I supposed to 173 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,360 make sure you're OK? Also, I've never even knocked 174 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,840 someone out before. So I was like, look, this is a 175 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,680 little out of my pay grade dude. I got to get a little bit more 176 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,320 experience under my belt. Maybe I'll knock you out outside 177 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,560 of the back bed or something like that, right? 178 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,320 That was a little, that was a little scary. 179 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,600 Like the idea of like choking someone till they pass out is 180 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,080 scary for me. Like I'm not opposed to trying 181 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,360 it, but I am just like, damn, what if I get into felony right 182 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,480 now? That's what I get nervous of. 183 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,920 Like I sometimes I get scared. I'm like, I don't want to 184 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,160 actually hurt somebody in a way they don't want me to. 185 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,640 But what I've realized, a lot of these bitches want me to hurt 186 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,440 them harder. Well, you know, lucky for me, 187 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,520 like I always told my husband, is that at this point in our 188 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,440 lives, are we going to be doing this shit when we're 70 or 80 189 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,360 and I have to explain to the police how I killed you, You. 190 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,560 Know. And then I'm going to be like, 191 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,960 look, we're going to take as many pictures and videos as you 192 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,160 fucking want, 'cause this will be my proof. 193 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,960 I feel like it happens more than I feel like if the police 194 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,640 probably get calls like that more than you'd think. 195 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,520 Oh yeah. Like, I feel like auto erotic 196 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,000 asphyxiation probably gets more people than they'd like to 197 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,400 admit. Like the ER people. 198 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:10,360 A cousin of mine, she used to work in the ER and she says half 199 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,120 of her calls are just people with things stuck up their ass. 200 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,360 Oh, yeah. So guys, a flared base is so 201 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,760 important. If you don't want to go to the 202 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,200 hospital with something up your ass, use a flared base. 203 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,520 Or just buy a sex toy if you want something up your ass that 204 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,600 bad. And she said they'd always make 205 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,360 excuses like, oh, I slipped in the shower and landed on it. 206 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,040 They always. They always. 207 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,040 Not a porno, what are we talking about? 208 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,600 It was just really funny. I know, I think Eminem actually 209 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,280 says it in his song. What did you do? 210 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,880 Trip, slip, fall, land on his Dick. 211 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,760 Yeah, yes. I love you, Marshall Mathers. 212 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,160 Just saying. But yeah, you know, that's some 213 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,880 funny shit. So Barbie and I were actually 214 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,720 going to talk about Fetlife today because there's a lot of 215 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,240 people that they don't really know what Fetlife is. 216 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,720 Yeah. And you know or how it works. 217 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,560 Or how it works. It took me a minute to even 218 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:09,040 figure out what was going. On So tell us, what was your 219 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:13,040 first experience? So a long time ago when I was 220 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,400 like 19, maybe 18, I was pretty young. 221 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,560 I was talking to a Co worker and we worked at it like a pet place 222 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,480 and there was this giant bedazzled pink collar. 223 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,040 And I said I like that. But I was like I like that in a 224 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,160 fashion sense. And she's like, I like that in 225 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,840 the way I want to be pulled around by that. 226 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,800 So we got in the top the topic of kink. 227 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,040 So I'm a virgin. I don't know anything about it, 228 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,680 but like, you know, I've read like fan fiction, so I think I 229 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,520 know shit and this woman's just telling me things and I'm like, 230 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,960 how do you find this? And she told me about Fetlife. 231 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:53,960 Well, I made an account that night and I got on there and 232 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,800 little, like I think I, I think I was 18, little 18 on here. 233 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,640 It freaked me out 'cause I had no clue how it worked and there 234 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,360 was probably still an account out there 'cause I didn't delete 235 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,000 it. I just never, I just abandoned 236 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,240 it. There's an account out there 237 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,560 with my actual name on it and a picture of me from like six 238 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,840 years ago, I think. And I, I might try to find it. 239 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,320 That'd be really funny. I report it so I can take it 240 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,800 down, but I abandoned it and then I didn't get it again until 241 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,360 I was like 22. And then that was when I told 242 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,480 the story, I think a podcast or two ago where I just randomly 243 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,960 redownloaded Fet and then found an event and just went there 244 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,400 like immediately. So both times were kind of 245 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,520 impulsive. But I'm more active on Fet now 246 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,520 than I ever have. And I will say it took me a 247 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,960 minute to understand the app formatting and understand like, 248 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,960 oh, this is like my homepage and this is where we find things. 249 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,520 And the only thing that's different about fet than like 250 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,280 than other social media is that they don't really have like an 251 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,760 explorer or a like a for you page. 252 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:58,040 So anything you want to find, you have to go find it yourself. 253 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,360 So it's not like things are going to get suggested to you, 254 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,560 which I think that's the only big difference. 255 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,520 So like, really it's, it's a very intentional app. 256 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,000 You have to go search for what you want. 257 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,520 But I do think it's fun and it's, it's easy to like, you 258 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,360 know, know what people are interested in. 259 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,200 You can go to their profile and read their fetishes. 260 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,280 I always think it's fun, you know, like I meet a new person 261 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,600 in the scene to go to their profile and read what they're 262 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,160 into and read what they write and see what photos. 263 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,480 Because you can learn a lot about somebody and like their 264 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,800 experience in the kink community by what they post, you know? 265 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,600 Yeah, I really think so, too. I think that people don't 266 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,240 realize, too, how they represent themselves. 267 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,560 Yeah. Because immediately a lot of 268 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,560 people are just like, Oh yeah, I'm going to post this picture 269 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,680 and this picture, and that's my story about that. 270 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,840 Yeah. And we're like, whoa, whoa, you 271 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,800 know a lot of guys. I think there's an artistic way 272 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,760 to post Dick pictures. And then there's there's ways 273 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,680 that don't go very well. There's ways that are terrifying 274 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,720 to look. At you know, and again, I say 275 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,560 this, there's only 18% women who listen to this podcast. 276 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,400 So all these other men I'm taking, please, I'm going to 277 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,640 give the advice to you. When you take a Dick picture, 278 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,800 don't include your asshole in that picture. 279 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,560 Flash probably isn't going to work if you're sweaty. 280 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:21,520 No, it's not and it needs to be. Women are more turned on by the 281 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:26,280 illusion and the mystery of it. So like even the top maybe where 282 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,240 it bends a little bit, maybe that's a little peeling, you 283 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,400 know, they show a bit, a little of the tummy. 284 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,400 I'd say, you know, like personally, sometimes I find 285 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:39,000 just not an actual Dick picture sexier like like a picture, like 286 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,400 some of the stuff I've seen where like when a guy has his 287 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,600 underwear like halfway down, like what you say that's hot or 288 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,920 like sexy guy that we talk about from parties. 289 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,240 His only picture on fet with a while is just a picture of his 290 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,720 bulge, not even out. And I was out and I'm like, and 291 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,440 you can tell it's a big Dick. You don't even got to show it 292 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,640 off. You're like, there it is. 293 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,040 And I also think like, look at what's in the background and 294 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,920 that goes for everybody. Oh my God, I've seen. 295 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:06,320 Some nudes on fet and I'm like I can see your entire kitchen sink 296 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,520 on the background like like like a mess to. 297 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:13,080 Bathroom pictures, The bedroom pictures put shit on the floor. 298 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,280 Right down your mirror like before you post things. 299 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,480 Anytime I've taken a picture in my dirty room and I do have a 300 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:25,840 dirty room, I crop it in. I crop out my mess I love. 301 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,040 How you like, freely admit. This I do. 302 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,160 I'm a big fan of the floor drobe, so I keep all my clothes 303 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,320 on the floor. That way I can walk on them and 304 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,440 then be upset that they're dirty when I need to wear them. 305 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,520 Because I love making my life harder for myself, of course. 306 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,840 You do. It's also great when my giant 307 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,560 pit bulls sleep on my black clothes and then now there's 308 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,480 white hairs all over it. I don't you love. 309 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:52,120 That love that so much love that for me, you know, but yeah, I'd 310 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,400 say like just really like look at the pictures and go like, 311 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,360 like just look at what's going on in it. 312 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,880 Like do you have dirt in the background? 313 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,720 Is your mirror all messed up 'cause I will say there's. 314 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,880 I've seen sexy pictures of ladies but when the mirror 315 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,960 you're taking a picture and it's covered in toothpaste. 316 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,120 OK, so we're both by. Yeah. 317 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,920 OK. Happy pride. 318 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,640 Thank you. Do you find it sexy, though? 319 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,680 I I don't like this at all. I don't like when women spread 320 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,600 their vagina. I think there's a time and a 321 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,720 place for it. I personally I think the time 322 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,200 and place is in person. I thank. 323 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,720 You OK? All right, I think you can take 324 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:33,480 cute pussy pics, but I do think that I feel like that's just 325 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,400 something like I personally wouldn't post it. 326 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,760 It's so. Personal. 327 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,440 It's so personal. Well, we, I'll tell you the 328 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,920 story real quick. And me and like, you know this, 329 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,800 but there was this girl that wanted to work in the dungeon 330 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,000 and she's like really pretty, you know, she wanted to do it. 331 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,480 She's really young. And so she comes in, she meets 332 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,160 Mia and, you know, everything go, it goes. 333 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,400 All right. You know, she could have been a 334 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,080 bit more like, like taking a bit more. 335 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,640 Yeah, a bit more initiative because like, when I talked to 336 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,040 you about working in the dungeon, I was very forward. 337 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,560 And when I met with you, you know, I asked a lot of questions 338 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,480 and she kind of didn't do that to think she was just being shy. 339 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:17,040 But she texts me later and she's like, what kind of picture 340 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,160 should I put on my foot? And I was like, you know, make 341 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,200 me you look cute. You can tease it. 342 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,119 And I don't think I communicated right because I checked her 343 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,000 foot. And hold on, hold on though, you 344 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,080 took pictures with her. Yeah, in the dungeon in. 345 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,800 The dungeon, so she had. Pictures that would have been 346 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,640 perfect. Yeah, they were fully clothed. 347 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,400 You did a little bit of rope. You did, you know? 348 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,840 They were the rope pictures of her tied up might not have been 349 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,760 the best because if she wants to be a Dom. 350 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,800 But the picture was cute. I used it. 351 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,120 I was gonna. Say, but it would have basically 352 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,960 shown, hey, I can do rope, yeah, you know, and you could have 353 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,520 cropped your face out, just saying. 354 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:55,200 But I go back to her profile like a day or two later and and 355 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,360 she had posted them all at once. She had posted like 15 photos of 356 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,320 her like completely naked and like that's fine. 357 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,160 Oh, and sucking. Dick, it was a picture of her 358 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,280 getting fucked from the back, a picture of her sucking. 359 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,360 Dick. It was a picture. 360 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,360 I think she posted a spread picture too. 361 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,440 And I mean, she's gorgeous. She looked amazing, but I had to 362 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,440 text her and I'm like, hey, like that makes you look more like a 363 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,560 porn star or a constant or like, yeah, well, especially if you're 364 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,000 working somewhere, you can't post that. 365 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,080 I mean, if you're an only fans girl, post it. 366 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,240 Make your money, babe. Also, I had to tell her don't 367 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,120 post that for free. Don't, don't post your pussy for 368 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,920 free, guys, Right. You're gonna post. 369 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,840 I mean, unless you're into that, but like, make some money off it 370 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,000 if you're gonna post it. But yeah, she took it all down. 371 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,480 And she was like, yeah, I had a feeling that was the case. 372 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,360 I just thought it would help, like get me more traction. 373 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,640 And I was like, it gets traction, not the traction you 374 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,000 want. Though not the traction you 375 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,200 want. And that's where I said that's 376 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,960 not stuff we do in the dungeon. No, nobody's gonna suck your 377 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,760 Dick. No one. 378 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,320 This is BDSM. So the pictures were not BDSM. 379 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,960 Yeah, and that's like, you know, I think she just didn't 380 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,880 understand. And the difference between BDSM 381 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:06,000 and porn, and I think some people don't, is that BDSM is 382 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,120 inherently sexual, but it doesn't have to be sex or porn 383 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:13,080 or nudity. You can go through my vet and 384 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,480 there's not, I'm not naked on it. 385 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,920 And it's not 'cause I judge people who are. 386 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,800 I just my preference is I don't want to be naked online. 387 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,040 I don't want people to be able to see that for free. 388 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,080 And I think you have like, cute seductive pictures. 389 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,240 Yeah, because the picture a little coy, they. 390 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,080 Are and I and I think it's alluring in the sense that, hey, 391 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,480 there's a lot of mystery and you're not going to see Barbie 392 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,600 naked. You will never see Barbie naked. 393 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,680 Yeah, these are the pictures that unless you're one of the 394 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:43,040 few lucky winners, well, you know, it's weird is that on Fet 395 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,760 certain pictures like don't do as well as you think they will. 396 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,640 And then other ones do really well. 397 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,200 Like that one photo of me you use on your website, the one 398 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,440 where I'm in clown makeup, not the one of me sitting, but the 399 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,680 one where I'm standing and I have the RIP Nets on and I look 400 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,080 kind of scary. That's one of my most top like 401 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,040 photos on Fet. It's a great photo. 402 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,480 Yeah. As opposed to like a picture 403 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,920 where like my ass is a little out or pictures where I look 404 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,600 like real feminine. Like those pictures they get 405 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,280 good likes but not compared to that one that one like. 406 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,840 I want to say I was like quite a bit of likes for me. 407 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,160 I have a smaller account, so it's not like I get like 408 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,240 thousands of likes. But no, I was I was shocked that 409 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,000 that one did as well because sometimes I get nervous that 410 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,120 like the the scarier I look just won't be as appealing and just 411 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,880 people just won't like it. But I don't know the few times 412 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,560 I've posted looking like a little freak, Y'all? 413 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,080 Purvis loved it. Right. 414 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,080 I don't think there's any anything wrong with that because 415 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:39,120 there's a lot of people that enjoy the sense of looking at a 416 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,200 woman that is dressed in. Clown pain. 417 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,160 I love clowns, you know, they love that beyond sexually. 418 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,680 I just love clowns. And you know, Shaman Sinister 419 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,920 smile. He's our great friend. 420 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:55,800 I love Shaman, he tells me this story one time where he fucked a 421 00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:01,040 chick and she wanted him to wear his clown face mask and clown 422 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,840 maybe. Completely understand her. 423 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,120 Yeah, and. I'm more of a fan of not mask 424 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,360 but like the actual makeup. I love a man in makeup. 425 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,520 Maybe it was just the makeup, but I know that he was just 426 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,840 like, yeah, she wanted me to wear. 427 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,240 If a man who looked like Frankenfurter hit me up, it 428 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,320 would be a wrap. I marry I would I love a man in 429 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,000 shitty drag, but not modern shitty drag, but like that 80s 430 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,680 like, you know, loose fitting corset. 431 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,440 Oh, I love that like that kind of drag queen. 432 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,640 The drag Queens nowadays, like I I'm I'm not the biggest fan of 433 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,240 like them sexually, you know, but I like them older ones like 434 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,640 that, that look like that old school kind. 435 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,280 That's my favorite. So I'm gonna educate you. 436 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,840 Educate you. Go for it, educate you. 3 437 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,920 minutes old. But you know how you say this is 438 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,160 goth? Goth is this is, this is the 439 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,120 black, it's the spikes. It's all this. 440 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,720 Well, let me tell you, back in the 80s, it was fucking punk. 441 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,160 Well, yeah. And well, I think all the 442 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,800 subcultures like back in the 80s, because I do know a lot 443 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,160 about it, unfortunately, because my dad was a metal head. 444 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,040 So we always, we always talk about like music history and 445 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,960 stuff. And so it is funny how they were 446 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,240 all born kind of in the same time around the same thing and 447 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,280 there wasn't a big difference. But it is funny looking back 448 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,000 now, there's a difference. So people who didn't like 449 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,960 consider themselves goth, punk or even a metal head because I 450 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,480 didn't really exist at the time nowadays would be categorized as 451 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,520 like this, that and the 3rd. And I do think like modern goth 452 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,040 is very different than like the 80s trad goth. 453 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,080 I always, I love the 80s trad goth. 454 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,160 I wish I was like, like I could pull that off. 455 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,040 It's just not my style. Like rabbits. 456 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:42,280 More of a trad goth with like that full like kind of. 457 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,480 Yeah, and I'm totally lost with. That yeah, well, it's all, it's 458 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,080 a music based subculture, but it is kind of flourished into now a 459 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,160 fashion subculture where there's actually not a lot of goth music 460 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,920 as you'd think. There is like there's a few like 461 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,000 main bands that do a lot of cool stuff and of course there's new 462 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,280 stuff being made, but honestly not a ton. 463 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,520 And so there's not a lot of goth music, but there's a lot of goth 464 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,320 fashion subculture now. And all these little losers like 465 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,920 to argue about it online. That's awesome. 466 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,080 They always like to call people. Same thing with punks. 467 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,680 I was in the punk scene a while. They all like to argue about it. 468 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,360 It's so annoying. I'm like, guys, we all can't get 469 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,360 jobs so who cares? We're all not getting hired 470 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,680 because we have piercings in our face. 471 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,320 Let's just work together. That's awesome. 472 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:31,560 But yeah, so back to fat, back to fat profiles, you know, 473 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,280 there's a really a lot to say about that. 474 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,640 And I think your profile reflects what you're looking 475 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,200 for. And. 476 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,640 If you I the one thing I will say that I don't understand is 477 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,920 when I've had people hit me up being like, Hey, I love your 478 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,680 like, they're not necessarily being gross, but they're like 479 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,040 love your profile. I really like to get to know 480 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,000 you. I would like to like potentially 481 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,760 play. And of course, I don't really 482 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,760 respond to people I don't know, but I'll click on their profile 483 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,560 out of curiosity. No pictures, no description, no 484 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,800 fetishes listed. It's an empty profile, no 485 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,880 friends not following anyone. So one, I know you just made 486 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,880 this or two, you don't actually like use your fet. 487 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,680 And my question is, would any of y'all go meet a profile with no 488 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,360 pictures on it And no, no listing, no nothing. 489 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,680 Like what are you thinking when you message someone like that? 490 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,920 Like it is it is basically it means nothing to me because I 491 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,760 don't know who this is. You could be anybody. 492 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,520 You could be anything. I if you have pictures of 493 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,200 yourself, a small description like you don't have to post your 494 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,920 face. But if you at least have a 495 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,480 filled out profile, you are 10 times more likely to get people 496 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,880 like responding to you and to get girls to like talk to you or 497 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,480 to get guys or whoever you're trying to pull. 498 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,600 But man, these blank. They'll hit you up being like, 499 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600 do you want to meet up? And I'm like, I don't even know 500 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,200 if you're real. You could be a robot for all I 501 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,760 know. You could be a fed. 502 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,040 Unbelievable. You know, I I really hate on 503 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,200 dating profiles and sometimes I see this on. 504 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,880 Fed I hate dating profiles. They'll show the same pose but 505 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,960 different outfits, same same type of picture, you know? 506 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,760 And all you see is like the chest up. 507 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,200 That's all you see. I, I will say I don't, I think 508 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,560 sorry my, my brain farted really bad just then. 509 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,640 No, but I think like, Oh my gosh, what was I about to say? 510 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,520 When we're talking about profiles and basically. 511 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,920 I feel like I just had an aneurysm. 512 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,440 Wait, I'm so sorry. No, did you see the light leave 513 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,800 my eyes? I did caught the thought I 514 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,320 haven't eaten all day and I'm a little sleepy. 515 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,520 So let's go back to this. We'll say this with that so. 516 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,080 OK, You were talking about people posting, like, the same 517 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:40,880 picture. Yes. 518 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,400 Yeah, that does. To me, it doesn't look good. 519 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,600 It doesn't, like, show me anything interesting about you. 520 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,640 It just shows that you know how to stand in the same spot over 521 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,320 and over again in the same outfit, basically. 522 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:59,640 Or you know, OK so I'm on dating apps now and I hate when guys 523 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,360 will post pictures and all of their pictures they'll be in 524 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,120 Snapchat filters. Not and that's not just a fix 525 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,920 filter that changes color, it's filters that like obscure your 526 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,560 face and they'll post like 6 pictures of them with either 527 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,520 Snapchat filters, it'll be like 1/4 of their face or it'll be 528 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,720 them in a giant group picture where you can't zoom in. 529 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,600 And I'm like, would you swipe on a girl who only posted that 530 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,960 prop? Actually, probably. 531 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240 Men are easy. Men. 532 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,200 I always say that men are horse. Like oh, she got a pussy. 533 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,160 Oh yeah, OK here. Is it warm? 534 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,960 Is it warm in a hole? It could be an Ant pile. 535 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,480 As long as it's warm and a little damp. 536 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,800 Could be anything. Small bag of macaroni. 537 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,360 I don't know. I came in contact with some guy 538 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:51,120 and he was talking at a local event that I went to and he was 539 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,080 talking about this chick that he passed. 540 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,360 He's like, yeah, I fucked her. Oh my God, It was like throwing 541 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,640 a hot dog down a down a hallway. I'd. 542 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,360 Kill myself if a man said that and I was. 543 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,320 Like that is horrible. And why would you say that to 544 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,560 people? Why? 545 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,840 And you know what's crazy? He was probably lying. 546 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600 His Dick is probably small. That's what I was thinking, but 547 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,880 I wasn't going to say that little. 548 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:18,040 Pencil Dick. Her pussy wasn't big, her Dick 549 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,560 was just small. Barbie. 550 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,080 I love it. I love it. 551 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:27,600 But but yeah, with the profiles, especially if you're using FET 552 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,960 to potentially date or to find partners, you need to put stuff 553 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,880 in your profile that you would want to know about your 554 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,720 partners, especially things like fetishes, pictures of you. 555 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,480 You don't have to post your face, but like things you want 556 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,000 to know, like, hi, this is what I'm looking for. 557 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,480 There's like an option to put so much stuff on Fet. 558 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,880 You can exactly list what you're looking for. 559 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,320 You can list as hookups, cyber sex, I'm looking for friends, 560 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,760 events. I'm only listed as events and I 561 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,240 have people hit me up all the time wanting to fuck or wanting 562 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,520 to play and I'm like it just tells me immediately you're not 563 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,120 reading and so you don't actually care about what I'm 564 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,360 doing, my event and who you. Really are, yeah. 565 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,960 Because my profile is I think on Fed they mark certain profiles 566 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,880 as professional profiles and I am marked under that. 567 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,320 So like if you have certain settings on, you can't find me 568 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,040 because any solicitors get put in a different cattle even 569 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,080 though I'm not fucking doing that. 570 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,320 But I have it listed as I'm only looking for events. 571 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,320 I don't even say I'm looking for friends, but I still have people 572 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,840 all the time that DM me and they're wanting to do all this 573 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,520 stuff. And I'm like, if you don't care 574 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,400 enough to read my profile then you're not going to be a 575 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,200 suitable partner for me or a suitable play partner. 576 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,040 You know, I can't deal with that. 577 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,560 You know, if you can't even spend 2 minutes reading 578 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,800 something, that's all it says. But just read profiles before 579 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,480 you message them and make sure your profile looks good and 580 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,600 present yourself well and you'll have a lot more success in the 581 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,360 dating scene and in the king scene that. 582 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,440 Way you know, my thing of it is people always message me and 583 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,400 they're like, so how can I find your event? 584 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,200 How can I find? Literally right there. 585 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,880 Yeah, how can I find your next party? 586 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:05,080 I'm like, dude, you go to the tab at home and you Scroll down 587 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,320 and it's. I had a guy who kept going. 588 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,600 Oh, well, well, wouldn't Mia's next party? 589 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,480 And I was like, it's in the event listing. 590 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,280 It's or you can go to her page and look at it. 591 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,760 Oh, if you can just send me the date. 592 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,720 No, I'm not gonna fucking send you the date if I know how to go 593 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,080 find it. You can go find it. 594 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,800 Are you his secretary? Exactly. 595 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,040 I'm sorry You messaged me wanting something from me. 596 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,800 Yeah. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and 597 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,120 tell you how to go find Mia. Like, go do it on your own. 598 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,440 Like not to get aggressive, but it's like, don't ask me for 599 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,240 things if I can go find the event, you can go find the 600 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,280 events, you know? Entirely true. 601 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,080 But you know, it's just interesting like because it took 602 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,560 me a minute because I didn't know where anything was on the 603 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,760 app. But now that I know it's, it's 604 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,720 much easier. Is it much easier? 605 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,720 I don't check my friend request, I'm really bad about that. 606 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,040 Well you need to add your friends bitch. 607 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,280 Well people won't tell me when they friend me because I have a 608 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,920 lot of friend requests like I have like 90 something right now 609 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,400 because it's just random guys or random people. 610 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,920 Sorry guys I'm not gonna just like call y'all out 24/7 but a 611 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,720 lot of random people friend me and I don't I won't respond and 612 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,040 so somebody will. I had this happen where someone 613 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,320 friended me and they actually like knew me and then later 614 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,760 they're like you never responded to my friend request and I'm 615 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,480 like, I didn't know you sent me one 'cause I just, I don't look 616 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,880 at it anymore. And and you know what I do 617 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,080 sometimes that's bad. I sometimes mass decline 'cause 618 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,160 you have an option to decline all and sometimes I'll decline 619 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,880 them all and then I'm like, oh, hopefully it didn't hurt no 620 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,160 one's feelings 'cause I'm not going through it. 621 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Do you get a lot of friend requests on Fet? 622 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,800 I do get a lot of lot of lot of friend requests. 623 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,920 Do you accept your friend requests 'cause like I just 624 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,120 said, I don't go through mine. I do because I specifically said 625 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:49,360 on Fet I say to people we're all here for the same reason, kink, 626 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,400 that they can always friend request me and I'll accept 627 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,520 anyone's request. Oh, that's nice. 628 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,960 And I do that because for one, we promote the podcast that way. 629 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,760 Yeah. Two, I promote the dungeon and 630 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,720 the parties, Yeah. So whatever people see me post, 631 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,360 it's going to come up in. Their feet, you know, that's 632 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,280 pretty smart. Well, I mean people can follow 633 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,000 you though and you don't to friend them. 634 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,480 They they can, but you know why not true, You know why not? 635 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,520 I hate reading profiles on there where they're just like, I'm not 636 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,120 going to friend you unless I've met you in person. 637 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,480 It's like, yeah, you're not. I'm not that strict with it, but 638 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,320 I part of me is just like if I accept everyone said, like you 639 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,400 said, I'm gonna have to accept them all. 640 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,960 And I'm like, I just don't feel like having all that in my feed. 641 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,560 If you want, if you want to watch my stuff, you can follow 642 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,200 me. And if you want to be my friend, 643 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,360 you got to make an effort. Got to impress me or something 644 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,800 like that. But that's me. 645 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,120 But I'll never put it in my profile or anything like that. 646 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,680 Well, you know, there's a setting on Fet now where when 647 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,800 you hit that friend request or that message button, something 648 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,960 will pop up and go just a reminder. 649 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,560 So and so is only looking for this. 650 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,680 So think before you message. And I think you can, you can 651 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:58,040 program that in to like to double remind people like the 652 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,600 like when you message them, it'll be like she is not looking 653 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,720 for hookups. Don't message her if that's what 654 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,320 you're looking for. And you can still message them 655 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,960 anyways. But I like that, you know, that 656 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,160 way you have to put in your. Profile. 657 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,600 I think there's a lot of cool features to Fetlife, but I still 658 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,880 think that can be a little more user friendly. 659 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,080 It is like especially with the chats, like I was trying to 660 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,200 scroll up in me and my my little boy toys chat 'cause I was 661 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,440 looking for something. And when you load the older 662 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,240 messages it takes you to like 7 weeks ago and I'm like Oh my 663 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,480 gosh, we text so much I have to scroll all the way down. 664 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,320 Or like I sent him something on Fet and it made a whole new chat 665 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,480 and I was like Oh my God, what is going on right? 666 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,040 It was so annoying. Yeah, there's really a lot of 667 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,360 parts to FET. That's cool. 668 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,080 Yeah, you know, there's aspects of it, but like you said, in 669 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,000 order to find something you really have to go and look. 670 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,240 For it, especially fetish wise, you know? 671 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,200 And if there's somebody specific, unless you spell their 672 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,160 name absolutely correct with the underscores and everything, 673 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,600 you're fine. Capitalization. 674 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,360 Yeah, it's stupid. It's like, come on, be some 675 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,920 vague. Give something vague. 676 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,000 I think it's the case. I use that life on my phone. 677 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,800 I have a little widget for it so it looks like an app even though 678 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,360 it's still a browser and it's nice. 679 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,720 But I think they should can they move to an app? 680 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,920 They should try it. They do. 681 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,480 Have an app. They have an app. 682 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,880 They do have an app. I can't find it. 683 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,000 It's not. Easy. 684 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,520 I tried to find their app and I didn't see it. 685 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,280 Maybe it's only for Android? Oh, that could. 686 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,800 Be because I have iOS. Yeah, that that could. 687 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,880 Be but I use it like now I have like a little like emoticon on 688 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,600 my screen so it looks like an app and I like it much better so 689 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,240 I don't have to go to the website every time. 690 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,400 Yeah, I'm well, I'm not. Down. 691 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,320 I accidentally logged out the other day and I thought I 692 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,920 deleted my account for a second. I was really high and I was like 693 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,520 Oh my God. And then I just logged right 694 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,080 back in. Dipshit, That's hilarious. 695 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,760 It's so. Stupid but. 696 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,520 Anything else we'd like to tell people on this because. 697 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,520 I don't know. This is going to be our version 698 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,400 of Just a Chat. Oh you know I don't know, I feel 699 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,800 like my profile looks cute and I feel I just wish people would 700 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,480 just put more effort into it. Especially if you're wanting to 701 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,160 get things out of fet, like if you're just on fet to lurk. 702 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,280 Oh don't post anything just do whatever you want. 703 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,560 But if you're looking for a partner or a girlfriend, 704 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,719 boyfriend, a play partner, Dom or submissive, you really need 705 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,520 to, you know, put out some good energy you. 706 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:20,600 Know amp it up. Look good try effort takes you 707 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,199 so long like such a far away and the episode we posted today the 708 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,440 Mia and Barbie love your cock thing or something like that. 709 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,719 Effort will get you so much more game than anything else. 710 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,199 You want to get laid? Put in effort. 711 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,679 Literally it. And nobody wants to see Dick 712 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,120 pics. I mean, unless your cock is so 713 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,800 fucking memorable, don't fucking post. 714 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,679 Don't look up. I know, like, people watch porn 715 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,000 of women a lot. So I feel like women have a lot 716 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480 of like, like resources to know how to pose. 717 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,520 If you want to know how to send a Dick pic, look up some porn of 718 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520 guys and see how they're posing. Yeah, because that's what's 719 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,400 gonna look good. I don't don't think you're gay 720 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,200 or anything like that. Like don't freak out on me. 721 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,600 But if you need like some help, like, like if you want to post 722 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,720 like a Dick pic and you don't know how to do it, look it up. 723 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,200 Look it up. Look it up. 724 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,520 See what guys that are like get paid to be hot do like. 725 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,880 Not trying to be rude. Exactly. 726 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,800 I know this was back in the early 2000s. 727 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:23,000 Fucking Mark Wahlberg and that that fucking Calvin Klein ad and 728 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,440 that commercial. He fucking has the picture and 729 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,200 they enhanced his junk, but he's got his hand on his Dick. 730 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,680 It's on the outside. It's his fucking print. 731 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,600 It's his man print. That's what women want to see. 732 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,000 They want to see. These some of these Dick 733 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,320 pictures y'all post look like mug shots of your Dick. 734 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,920 Oh my God they do. It looks like clinical and 735 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,800 scary. It does. 736 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,760 You look like you're in an airport bathroom. 737 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,000 And you know, there was a guy, I don't know if you know this, a 738 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,640 lot of people don't realize this, OK, But guys, if you don't 739 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,480 alternate the way you're masturbating. 740 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160 It won't make your Dick sideways. 741 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,560 It will, it will make your Dick sideways. 742 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,080 And there's this guy and he fucking posted this picture and 743 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,080 his Dick is a fucking hook. And he said, hey ladies, you 744 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,000 want to get that hook on hook which. 745 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,040 Direction cuz I'm at. It was he pulls it out from the 746 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,960 base of his cock and he twists it to the left and you could 747 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960 tell it's a fucking. It looks like a cane. 748 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,240 Like a fucking walking I. Feel like a slight hook upwards 749 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:24,560 is very pleasant. Well, upwards, yeah, I could see 750 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,240 that first. If you're gonna hook your Dick, 751 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:30,160 hook it upwards. If you're gonna deform yourself, 752 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,160 do it in a good way. Do. 753 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,640 It in a good way yeah, my ex-boyfriend used to do that. 754 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,560 He would pull his Dick up and it was a nice, it was a nice, you 755 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,080 know what feel to. That you're definitely right, 756 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,400 because now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like one of the 757 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,960 guys I used to be with, he, he had a slight hook. 758 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080 And now that I think about it, I've seen him masturbate and I'm 759 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,440 like, that's how that makes sense. 760 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,080 I can't wait to. I'm going to text him after this 761 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,400 and tell him why his Dick is crooked. 762 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,080 Yeah. That's why he did it himself. 763 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,960 I'm really Hey, guess what, your Dick's crooked, right you. 764 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,440 So guys fucking pull that shit up, you know, pull. 765 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,200 It towards your and they'll get a splint. 766 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,160 Make it. Get some popsicle. 767 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,160 Sticks, you know, straighten that shit out. 768 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,320 Talking about Mark Wahlberg. There's a movie playing in the 769 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,840 background. Yeah, fucking. 770 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,960 So if I start studling over my words, it's because I have one 771 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,640 brain cell and there's pictures on the TV and I'm dying. 772 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,840 OK, so anyhoo. Anyhoo. 773 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:31,840 Anyhoo, who? All right, so we're back to all 774 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,520 the other stuff we've discussed. Yeah, it's always interesting. 775 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,680 We always go on tangents. You're welcome. 776 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,440 It's OK, guys. You're going to get used to 777 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,640 this. I swear. 778 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,480 At some point, if there's a suggestion that you have for 779 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,440 Barbie and I and you want us to talk about it or you want us to 780 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,560 stop doing it, you just tell us. If you want Barbie to take some 781 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,080 ADHD medicine before the podcast so we can have one cohesive 782 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,160 conversation, that will not be happening. 783 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:02,120 Wow, yeah, send in questions, send in things you want to talk 784 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,440 about. Yeah, you can message, you can 785 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,120 message me or you can message me. 786 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,280 I'm the under score Barbie on Fett, the B and the. 787 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,240 B to promote. That Oh, thank you. 788 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,000 I've read your mind. Fuck yeah. 789 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:18,000 The Barbie, the Barbie, the under score Barbie. 790 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,840 I know that's so cute. I considered it changing it to 791 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,520 TH EE like like Megan Thee Stallion. 792 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,520 But then I was like to be like the Barbie. 793 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,160 But then I'm like the Barbie's fine. 794 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,320 I wanted to be just Barbie but somebody else already had that. 795 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,800 Wow I know, so rude. Those cunts. 796 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,920 How dare someone pick something before me? 797 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,000 Those cunts. All right. 798 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,680 On that note, Barbie, are we done? 799 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,680 Yes, all right. Let's go eat some sushi. 800 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,400 So until then, may all your fantasies become. 801 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,200 That does not sound sexy. You fucking do that again. 802 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,160 Do it. Realities. 803 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,640 Realities. There we go. 804 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,200 Me as bedtime story voice. There you go.