1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,480 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,760 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,800 and this will officially be our last episode live. 4 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,000 Oh no. Yes, but we're actually going to 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,000 change the name now to call me Mistress. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Oh. I like that. 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,360 You like that. Call me Mistress. 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,080 I like that a lot. Well, I hope you do like it. 9 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,560 You know it's going to be a new year and today is our new year. 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:36,240 It is the official January 1st of 2025. 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,400 We've survived this long. 20 It still feels like 2020. 12 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,320 I know, it's crazy. I didn't even make it past that 13 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,000 yet. I know, it's so crazy. 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,200 It's. Like 2025 what? 15 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,000 But you know, it's just time to move forward into something 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 different. Something new, something. 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,880 New So Liv, This is the official first episode of Call Me 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,960 Mistress. Now I will tell you the past is 19 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,120 the past. I've had different Co hosts and 20 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,280 that kind of thing over the years, but you by far my 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,800 favorite. I love Barbie. 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,800 Oh, you make him a heart. Well, you know, we do sessions 23 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,920 together and you know, we share so much together and it's just 24 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,560 been such a short time. It's just been a blast. 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,880 Yeah, I feel like I've known you forever. 26 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:26,520 I know it's weird, so weird is. That weird but. 27 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:33,800 You know, I'll tell you it's interesting we have some haters 28 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,600 now and so. They've come on that bitch that 29 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,520 was running us before. I don't know what bitch it was, 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,600 but there's a few bitches who keep reporting us to Spotify. 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,440 And one, one nasty e-mail I recently got the other day was 32 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,880 like, are you grooming children? And I was like, motherfuckers, 33 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,920 this is an explicit and you we put when we, you know, actually 34 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:04,440 post this on Spotify, it says it's explicit content. 35 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:08,320 It's 18 or over. We've had people reach out to us 36 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,880 in different countries and they're like, can you please 37 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,680 remove the restriction, the age restriction? 38 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,320 I'm like, no, it's there for a reason. 39 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:21,040 But I had this nasty e-mail and I'm like, motherfuckers, do they 40 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,880 not have anything better to do? No, they listen to the whole 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,520 thing to be able to do it anyways. 42 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,760 They had issues, yeah. They had issues with that whore 43 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:35,720 owl when we did the pool. You haven't seen it, I don't 44 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,640 think, but it was doing an episode with her out by the pool 45 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,480 and we used toys on her and you know, it was fun. 46 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,320 It's you know, it's not a big deal. 47 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:48,960 And then they had an issue with the Sissy video where I had the 48 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,320 Sissy eat their come. What's wrong with that? 49 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,120 I don't fucking have a. Clue. 50 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,360 How's that got to do? What's that grooming you do? 51 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,120 Can tell that he's a grown man, right? 52 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,560 It's a grown ass man, right? Yeah. 53 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,720 In a wig and that makes you uncomfortable? 54 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,520 Then don't. Watch, I don't fucking get it. 55 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,640 And then I was like, you know, it's like 50 Shades of grey, 56 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,040 right? And then they have the audacity 57 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:13,160 to say, well, I'm surprised you even use that as some type of 58 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,480 guideline for what you do because most of the BDSM 59 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,840 community, they think that 50 Shades is garbage anyway. 60 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,560 I'm like sis who you know, it's like shut the. 61 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,640 Fuck up. I like it. 62 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,920 It's like a very toned down. It's very toned. 63 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,360 It's. Not garbage, it's I like. 64 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,720 It it's like it. Too. 65 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,200 It was a good movie. And you know what I said, and I 66 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,600 said this when it first came out, I said, you know, it might 67 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,840 not be everybody's cup of tea, but the simple fact is it brings 68 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:45,800 the actual BDSM, the act of it, the dungeon room itself in the 69 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:50,280 movie, it brings it to the public eye so that people will 70 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,200 address it as, oh, this is a level of normalcy. 71 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,880 Oh, well, if Christian great can make it sexy, why can't we? 72 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,520 Yeah. You know, it doesn't have to be 73 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,200 this dark, sinister practice like. 74 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,160 Yeah. Yeah. 75 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,160 Exactly. Grooming children or. 76 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,120 Yeah. That's so weird. 77 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,800 Yeah, it's crazy. They must not be listening to 78 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,400 the podcast correctly. They're just going to be all 79 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,160 there. You guys really just looking at 80 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:13,960 the? Videos. 81 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,720 There's no way. Yeah, I think they're just 82 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,200 looking at the videos, like, oh, I want to watch some porn. 83 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,480 Oh hey, there we go. But then they report you. 84 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,440 Then they report me. Who the fuck knows. 85 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:28,760 I can't rationalize with crazy or stupid, but all I do know is 86 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,800 I want to hear about the session you did the other night with our 87 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,040 Sissy. I love him so much. 88 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,120 I wish he could come back, but he wasn't able to come back. 89 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,720 But OK, what did we do? We first started out looking for 90 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,880 clothes because we I try to do a different because we did Cupcake 91 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,280 the first time we hung out with him. 92 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:50,640 Second time we look for a bra, I put some fake titties in his bra 93 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,480 and he was like, Oh my God, they look real. 94 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,120 And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like grabbing them and 95 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,720 he just like, it's like bringing him into himself, like, oh, this 96 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,080 is happening to me. Don't you love the silicone 97 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,920 titties in the? Dungeon and the different 98 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:09,440 sounds, yeah, it's also fun. Side side little thing. 99 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,520 My grandma or my best friend's grandma used to have one of 100 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,520 those because she had breast cancer and she used to throw it 101 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,840 at people. Oh my God, that's awesome. 102 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,680 Get mad at them, I should throw a titty at you. 103 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,360 That is. Awesome. 104 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,360 It's like what you have to stick to. 105 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,640 Yeah, that's hilarious. That's so funny. 106 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,720 But now I'm putting it in bras and dressing men up, so wow, how 107 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,440 the world goes round I guess. Yeah. 108 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,920 Circle of Life. There you go. 109 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,440 But anyways, we get it all situated. 110 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,560 I was like, what would you like to incorporate this time? 111 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,200 He was like more like a tease and denial type of situation. 112 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,880 So and he wanted to be on the hook. 113 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,200 I definitely was able to get him on the hook. 114 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,840 He now explain this is an anal hook from the ceiling. 115 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,880 Yes, yes, cranked. To a winch. 116 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,440 Yeah, I uncrunk it and brought it all the way down. 117 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,600 Crunk it, you crunk you cranked. It that's the right word, but it 118 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,920 does sound funny. Crunk. 119 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,840 Maybe cranked Cranked it down I. Don't even know now. 120 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,720 Yeah, OK. Flaring guys. 121 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,840 You lowered it down. I lowered so he could reach his. 122 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,400 Rest centrally. Yeah. 2. 123 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,960 The 50 Shades of Gray way. Oh yeah, it. 124 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,080 Was definitely sexy. Uh huh, he was. 125 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,400 I call him my big bitch Sissy 'cause he's huge. 126 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,440 Oh God, he's huge. He's tall. 127 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,960 He's like. 6. Three, I put him in some really 128 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,600 high heels so he was even taller. 129 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,080 Usually do me take off my shoes to get up on this table. 130 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:46,160 No bitch, get up on there and I like I fucked him with the the 131 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,400 hook holding his heels. I held the back of his heels. 132 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,800 Wow. Going at it. 133 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,840 Now, did you keep the hook in and put a dildo in? 134 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,760 No. I had it somewhat out. 135 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,400 So when I would press against him it, it would go like that. 136 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,960 So I was like pushing it into him with my body and then it you 137 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,440 know, so it was fun. We made quite a big mess with 138 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,280 the, the Lube we have. We're going to be using coconut 139 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,680 oil and that is just, I mean, it's fun because everything's 140 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,080 slippery, but man, oh man, everything's slippery. 141 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,200 You start, you start ice skating in there. 142 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,520 Help. He's so sweet though. 143 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:28,280 He helped me clean up but. That's a good sub should. 144 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,960 I know he did so good like he didn't complain or nothing. 145 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,640 He's like do most Subs help you clean like this? 146 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,240 I was like, no, I got to force people to. 147 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,800 Do it, Yeah. You know, like I'm like, yeah, 148 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,800 like you made this mess. I didn't make this mess. 149 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,200 You made this mess. You come in here, ask him for 150 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,280 this. You made this mess. 151 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,080 Yeah, I told him I'm like, you use so much alcohol, as much as 152 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,920 you can on stuff. Go ahead, load it down. 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,160 You know, make it clean. Yeah, like that, just sitting 154 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,880 there dripping. I'm just like, I gotta, I gotta 155 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,720 let it sit there for a second, let it marinate and then I wash 156 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,000 it. But yeah, I think it was sort of 157 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,160 hurt him. I had pranked. 158 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:07,520 I upped it. I lifted the crank up to the 159 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,400 ceiling. It's probably just a smidge too 160 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,040 high. Yeah, where he got a little 161 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,760 uncomfortable, but. He was honest. 162 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,200 To do tell you're you're a big bitch, you know, just put your 163 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,680 butt up a little bit higher. Yeah. 164 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:22,320 I got AM. Yeah, he's like 6364 easy 280. 165 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,600 I mean 260. Yeah. 166 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,160 Yeah. But he's adorable. 167 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,000 He really is inside and out. He's a sweetheart. 168 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,920 He is. That's so funny. 169 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,640 It was really. Funny, I wish he had a done an 170 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,840 enema because I was gonna fuck him in the swing. 171 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,039 Yeah, that was my whole plan. When he came back he wanted to 172 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,120 do the latex bed, but we didn't have it set up. 173 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,840 Yeah, well, you know, he ended up wanting to come the the next 174 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,160 day. I know we didn't have enough 175 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,240 time to set everything. We didn't, and he only gave me 176 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,520 like an hour. Yeah. 177 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,560 And I'm like, well, fuck, I don't have time to set that up. 178 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,760 Yeah, You know, we have to take the vacuum down. 179 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,080 We have to put all the pieces together. 180 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,200 It's a lot. Yeah, I whipped him. 181 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,240 What do you remember what that glove is that I really. 182 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,280 Like the vampire glove? Yeah, I whipped him with that 183 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,600 and he's like, oh, it wasn't as bad as I thought I was. 184 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,040 Like, well, I'm not here to hurt you, you know what I mean? 185 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,640 Like, yeah, hurting you. She's a little sting, that's 186 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,880 all. Exactly and. 187 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,880 Feel like little red dots all over his butt all like that's 188 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,960 the mark I'm leaving. Isn't that funny? 189 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,600 For you today. And I even did the little 190 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,000 pinwheel thing. Yeah. 191 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,360 And he was like, that didn't feel bad either. 192 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,960 And I was like, I'm telling you, we're not here to hurt you. 193 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,520 I can't hear me. And they're stalling you up 194 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,440 like. But yeah, he had so much fun in 195 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,920 there. We got to play with new toys. 196 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,640 And he was like, I just I, you expanded my once a lot further 197 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,520 than what, you know, I ever thought. 198 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,160 So he was like, I wish I can come back. 199 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,280 I wish you can come back too. Yeah, I really do. 200 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,800 I Speaking of hurting people, this is hilarious. 201 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,720 So one night it was Brie and I in the dungeon. 202 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,680 Yeah, Mike got we got the puppy snoring next to you. 203 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,600 That's so sweet. You know, how quiet do you 204 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,160 expect 5 chihuahuas to be? They actually are. 205 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,960 They always are in here with us, yeah. 206 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,240 And they're pretty decently quiet. 207 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,360 Yeah, you never hear them in the podcast, but they're always 208 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,800 here. Yeah, so anywho, this guy comes 209 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:17,760 in one night and Brie and I, we'd work late fucking nights, 210 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,560 you know, I, I even still, I get text messages at 2:00 or 3:00 in 211 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:25,000 the morning and it's like, dudes, I'm sleeping, you know? 212 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,960 But anywho, so we get this guy and he comes in, it's like 213 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:32,520 midnight and he's Indian. And I'm like, why do you want to 214 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,280 come to a dungeon? He's like, oh, I see it on 215 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,400 movies. You know, I I want to you know 216 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,080 what? I want to experience different 217 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,760 things. And I'm like, OK, you know, so 218 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,680 come on in. And as soon as he came in, you 219 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,440 know, it's dark and all you see is like, red lights. 220 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,480 You know, it's intimidating. And Oh, yeah, you see the big 221 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,960 Dick on there. And so he came in and he was 222 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,080 just, like, awestruck by everything. 223 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,400 And, you know, when he came in, I'm like, oh, yeah, come in, sit 224 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,640 down for a minute. And I said, you know, what's 225 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,920 your name? He's like, I don't want to be 226 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,040 here. And I was like, but you said you 227 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,080 wanted to experience it. And he's like, yes, like 50 228 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,800 Shades of Grey, like, like sexy, like hot. 229 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,480 Poor buddy. And I'm like, well, it'll be 230 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,480 fun, you know? I said. 231 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,640 But you know, we don't have sex, right? 232 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,080 And he's like, you don't have sex. 233 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,080 He's like, you're gonna kill me. You're gonna. 234 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,920 Kill me. Yeah, And I'm like, why would we 235 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,520 kill you? He's like, he's just take, take 236 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,400 this. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. 237 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:39,280 And there's on the door of the dungeon, you know, it looks like 238 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,760 faux brick. Uh huh. 239 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,280 So he's trying to get out and can't open the fucking door 240 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,480 because he's so scared. He's. 241 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,040 Panicked out. He's fucking freaking the fuck 242 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,520 out. Wow and. 243 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,400 So I'm like, it's OK, I'll get the door. 244 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,800 You're going to kill me. I've seen it in these red rooms. 245 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,760 You fucking kill people. And I was like, Oh my God. 246 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,600 OK, dude, we'll see you later, Hon. 247 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,320 We'll see you later. Just got the back door. 248 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,760 You're good. You know, Meanwhile, he's 249 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,480 probably telling all of his little Indian friends, you know, 250 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,280 back at the motel, hey, don't go to that red room and that woman 251 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,280 with that dungeon, that Mia, she will kill you. 252 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,400 She takes me out of the road. Yeah, she'll bury you in the 253 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,960 backyard. She's a poor. 254 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,760 Fuck. Oh poor guy. 255 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,360 She. Lives in the. 256 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:27,120 Woods Oh yeah, we take you. Down to our basement, yeah. 257 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,680 Yeah, we train you up, don't let you out. 258 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,920 No, actually, what we what I like to do is take him out in 259 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,040 the woods, give them a little running start, but they have to 260 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,600 be naked with no shoes. You know you're. 261 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,560 Speaking to me, honey. I know, right? 262 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,960 I know. I know. 263 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,000 The water because I can smell you. 264 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,880 I bet. Talk about that. 265 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,400 God. OK, OK, OK. 266 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,000 Liv just brought this up. This is fucking hilarious. 267 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,680 You knew exactly what else? Oh, my God. 268 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,240 Great minds. Yeah. 269 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,480 I'll start telling the intro and then you tell the actual story. 270 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,480 OK, just a little back story. So there's this guy and he came 271 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,720 a few times to see to see me and first time was with me and 272 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,680 Barbie and then he was like totally enamored with me and I 273 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,920 was like God bless. I'm like I'm twice this guys 274 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,360 age. You know, why is he obsessed 275 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,240 with me? And you know, there's some guys 276 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,080 you know, they get obsessed with their dominatrixes. 277 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,960 I get it. But he was fucking relentless 278 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,360 and you know, he was blown up my phone and he's like, I'll do 279 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,200 anything for you. Can I smell your ass? 280 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,600 Can I do this? Can I do that? 281 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,080 Can I come clean your house? I'll do anything. 282 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,040 And I was like, Oh my God, please shut the fuck up. 283 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,720 So then I was like, OK, I gotta bring Liv in here so Liv can 284 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,760 just like aw him with her magic. And sure enough. 285 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,480 What that was? Yes, yes. 286 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,280 Because then I figured, OK, he'll back off a little bit off 287 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,400 of me. Did he? 288 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,040 Oh yeah. OK, good. 289 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,760 Oh, yeah. Because the next day or later 290 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:59,000 that night rather, you know, he contacted me and he is like, I 291 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,200 want Liv's number, so or I, or no, better yet, just just have 292 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,720 her come over to my place. I'm alone at Christmas and she 293 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,560 can stay here. I want to keep her a few days. 294 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,760 Like I'm putting you on loan or something. 295 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,680 Like what? The keeper. 296 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,320 For a few days, yeah. That's. 297 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,200 So. Crazy. 298 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,960 So fucking weird. You're. 299 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,960 Not keeping me a few days like I'm a lamp, you know, like God. 300 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,720 Dang the next day tells me, oh I'm sorry I was drunk. 301 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,320 Like, shut the fuck up, I'm not responding in that shit. 302 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,240 So set the stage. So Liv and I, we're in the 303 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,280 dungeon. This guy comes in and he brings 304 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,400 a cake and he. Brings we talked about him 305 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:39,480 before in our past podcast about him bringing this cake and 306 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,360 freaking the baby oil, which was, you know, the coconut oil 307 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,560 that been used now for our Lube but. 308 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,840 It's great Lube. It's great. 309 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,040 It is. It's a little messy, but it's 310 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,520 great. And the alcohol actually cleans 311 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,480 it up really well, surprisingly. You'd think there would just be 312 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:58,640 oil everywhere. So tell us what he did. 313 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,680 Oh my God, at the very, very end we were talking about, I'm not 314 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,800 even sure what we were talking about. 315 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,920 We were talking about anal or something where where we were. 316 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,320 Doing oh, I remember what it was because he had said he wanted 317 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:17,680 strap on and we never got to do strap on in the session and you 318 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,240 were just like, yeah, you know, we could have done strap on and 319 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,440 he. Said he was like well I don't, I 320 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,240 don't want my butthole to be open because other men can smell 321 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,640 my pheromones like as if you can smell your pheromones more 322 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,480 because your butthole is open. But you know it closes after 323 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,440 like a minute. I. 324 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,760 Know. We don't leave you. 325 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,760 I mean, Doug might that that big dildo in the middle of the room 326 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,840 might leave you a gaping for a minute longer, but Jesus, that 327 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,880 is not a thing. Yeah, that is so gross. 328 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,360 I even thought that like ohh, my, my butt holes got my 329 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,520 pheromones in it. I don't want nobody. 330 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,480 Chasing me down. Isn't that crazy? 331 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,440 Now, have you ever seen a prolapse on an asshole? 332 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,600 OK, so the prolapse is when you get fucked so much in the ass. 333 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,080 That it comes out a little bit, yes. 334 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,840 Yeah, I have seen that. OK. 335 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,240 And they, they have different names for it. 336 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,480 They call it like a rosebud. They call different things, you 337 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,880 know, and it to me it's like not appealing, but a lot of people 338 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,320 like it. Dolphin blowhole or something? 339 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,560 Yeah, I've heard some different things, yeah, but I mean, there 340 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,520 I could be like, OK, maybe they could smell shit, like maybe 341 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,120 they could smell something, but. That's not pheromones. 342 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,320 That's not pheromones like. This could be in the store and 343 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,240 just fart on somebody like that's your fair one. 344 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,600 God, Oh my God, I don't know what he was thinking. 345 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,560 Oh. My God, he was just like, can I 346 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,800 hold your hand? Yeah, he did. 347 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,320 Holding hands there and he's like, can can I ask one more 348 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,760 question? Can I pick you up more to pick 349 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,000 me up? Yeah, that was cute though, 350 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,760 because he's like your height. He's like. 351 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,120 He's my height, yeah. So he was. 53 quite. 352 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,320 Slender too. Yeah, I didn't think he could do 353 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,800 it. I didn't think so either. 354 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,240 But he did. It was pretty smooth and he kept 355 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,960 me up there for a while. Yes. 356 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,040 He was just like rocking me like I was a baby. 357 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,880 Yeah, he was like grabbing under your legs. 358 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,880 Yeah, you know, like I. Had like I had my legs wrapped 359 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,880 around his body. So yeah, he was holding. 360 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,400 Me and all I kept thinking was thank God you're wearing pants. 361 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,200 I've been wearing my skirt my whole ass. 362 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,280 Yeah. Oh God. 363 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:25,599 God bless something else. Now I know that we're going to 364 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,560 have our foot guy in a few days. Uh huh. 365 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,200 And he likes your feet Nasty. And they nasty. 366 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,080 So tell me, are you going to get them really extra nasty? 367 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,800 Always. I still got the socks that we 368 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,200 used last time and using those, they're going to be real 369 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,720 raunchy. They're raunchy today. 370 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,920 Going shopping today with you and I just take my I took my 371 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,320 shoes off at the end of the day with my last changing on the 372 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,480 clothes. Yeah, Guy was stinking myself 373 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,160 out of the changing room. Jesus, there you go. 374 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,360 So anywho, he's going to fall in love yet again. 375 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,640 Oh yeah, because he's so excited to see you. 376 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,840 But on that note, I know that with this new year, you and I 377 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,080 are going to start doing video episodes together. 378 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,000 Like the fucked up Friday and the twisted Thursday. 379 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,400 And actual interviews like this, you and I talking. 380 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,000 Oh, and it'll be like a it'll be like a video instead. 381 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,520 OK, so we can have our our call me mistress sign behind us. 382 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,880 Nice. Exactly. 383 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,640 And we're going to have it in our little fur room and we'll 384 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,280 set it up and, you know, people can see us and our silly 385 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,080 reactions and all that fun stuff. 386 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,600 And you can show them different toys, like your favorite toys. 387 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,480 And, well, it depends. I like when, like, guys come in 388 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,120 and they're like, yeah, I grew up a Christian and, you know, 389 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,200 coming in here just kind of a little bit taboo. 390 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,000 And you're like, all right, you're gonna be kissed by the 391 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,640 devil. Pull up the devil's tongue. 392 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,720 That's my favorite. That was great. 393 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,440 Thank you. That devil's tongue is from 394 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,920 Carnal Coyote. I left some whelps on a big 395 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,320 bitch Sissy. Yeah, yeah, he had some whelps 396 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,480 on his. But I was like, what is that 397 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,840 from? Because it was like straight 398 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,640 lines. I was like, I don't have a 399 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,080 weapon of choice that has that. But it was the end, the little 400 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,440 pointy end of the devil's tongue. 401 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,960 I was like. Oh. 402 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,120 They love that. Good. 403 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,360 He wanted some marks though. That's awesome. 404 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,600 All right, so on that note, we're going to have one hell of 405 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,480 a year coming. Oh yeah, 2025, it's going to be 406 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,800 crazy. It's going to be crazy. 407 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,760 So until then, let's see how the new year is going to go. 408 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,880 I will no longer say our last slogan ever again. 409 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,480 This is dead. To me, this is going to, it's 410 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,680 dead to me. It's going to be a new year, so 411 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,560 new beginnings, so. New Lube. 412 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,560 New Lube. We need the new Lube. 413 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,600 You got it all right. So thank you again for 414 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,640 listening. And this has been our first 415 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,440 episode of. 2000. 25 uh huh of call me. 416 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,320 Call me Mistress, how are you? Bye, guys.