Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and this will officially be our last episode live.
Oh no. Yes, but we're actually going to
change the name now to call me Mistress.
Oh. I like that.
You like that. Call me Mistress.
I like that a lot. Well, I hope you do like it.
You know it's going to be a new year and today is our new year.
It is the official January 1st of 2025.
We've survived this long. 20 It still feels like 2020.
I know, it's crazy. I didn't even make it past that
yet. I know, it's so crazy.
It's. Like 2025 what?
But you know, it's just time to move forward into something
different. Something new, something.
New So Liv, This is the official first episode of Call Me
Mistress. Now I will tell you the past is
the past. I've had different Co hosts and
that kind of thing over the years, but you by far my
favorite. I love Barbie.
Oh, you make him a heart. Well, you know, we do sessions
together and you know, we share so much together and it's just
been such a short time. It's just been a blast.
Yeah, I feel like I've known you forever.
I know it's weird, so weird is. That weird but.
You know, I'll tell you it's interesting we have some haters
now and so. They've come on that bitch that
was running us before. I don't know what bitch it was,
but there's a few bitches who keep reporting us to Spotify.
And one, one nasty e-mail I recently got the other day was
like, are you grooming children? And I was like, motherfuckers,
this is an explicit and you we put when we, you know, actually
post this on Spotify, it says it's explicit content.
It's 18 or over. We've had people reach out to us
in different countries and they're like, can you please
remove the restriction, the age restriction?
I'm like, no, it's there for a reason.
But I had this nasty e-mail and I'm like, motherfuckers, do they
not have anything better to do? No, they listen to the whole
thing to be able to do it anyways.
They had issues, yeah. They had issues with that whore
owl when we did the pool. You haven't seen it, I don't
think, but it was doing an episode with her out by the pool
and we used toys on her and you know, it was fun.
It's you know, it's not a big deal.
And then they had an issue with the Sissy video where I had the
Sissy eat their come. What's wrong with that?
I don't fucking have a. Clue.
How's that got to do? What's that grooming you do?
Can tell that he's a grown man, right?
It's a grown ass man, right? Yeah.
In a wig and that makes you uncomfortable?
Then don't. Watch, I don't fucking get it.
And then I was like, you know, it's like 50 Shades of grey,
right? And then they have the audacity
to say, well, I'm surprised you even use that as some type of
guideline for what you do because most of the BDSM
community, they think that 50 Shades is garbage anyway.
I'm like sis who you know, it's like shut the.
Fuck up. I like it.
It's like a very toned down. It's very toned.
It's. Not garbage, it's I like.
It it's like it. Too.
It was a good movie. And you know what I said, and I
said this when it first came out, I said, you know, it might
not be everybody's cup of tea, but the simple fact is it brings
the actual BDSM, the act of it, the dungeon room itself in the
movie, it brings it to the public eye so that people will
address it as, oh, this is a level of normalcy.
Oh, well, if Christian great can make it sexy, why can't we?
Yeah. You know, it doesn't have to be
this dark, sinister practice like.
Yeah. Yeah.
Exactly. Grooming children or.
Yeah. That's so weird.
Yeah, it's crazy. They must not be listening to
the podcast correctly. They're just going to be all
there. You guys really just looking at
the? Videos.
There's no way. Yeah, I think they're just
looking at the videos, like, oh, I want to watch some porn.
Oh hey, there we go. But then they report you.
Then they report me. Who the fuck knows.
I can't rationalize with crazy or stupid, but all I do know is
I want to hear about the session you did the other night with our
Sissy. I love him so much.
I wish he could come back, but he wasn't able to come back.
But OK, what did we do? We first started out looking for
clothes because we I try to do a different because we did Cupcake
the first time we hung out with him.
Second time we look for a bra, I put some fake titties in his bra
and he was like, Oh my God, they look real.
And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like grabbing them and
he just like, it's like bringing him into himself, like, oh, this
is happening to me. Don't you love the silicone
titties in the? Dungeon and the different
sounds, yeah, it's also fun. Side side little thing.
My grandma or my best friend's grandma used to have one of
those because she had breast cancer and she used to throw it
at people. Oh my God, that's awesome.
Get mad at them, I should throw a titty at you.
That is. Awesome.
It's like what you have to stick to.
Yeah, that's hilarious. That's so funny.
But now I'm putting it in bras and dressing men up, so wow, how
the world goes round I guess. Yeah.
Circle of Life. There you go.
But anyways, we get it all situated.
I was like, what would you like to incorporate this time?
He was like more like a tease and denial type of situation.
So and he wanted to be on the hook.
I definitely was able to get him on the hook.
He now explain this is an anal hook from the ceiling.
Yes, yes, cranked. To a winch.
Yeah, I uncrunk it and brought it all the way down.
Crunk it, you crunk you cranked. It that's the right word, but it
does sound funny. Crunk.
Maybe cranked Cranked it down I. Don't even know now.
Yeah, OK. Flaring guys.
You lowered it down. I lowered so he could reach his.
Rest centrally. Yeah. 2.
The 50 Shades of Gray way. Oh yeah, it.
Was definitely sexy. Uh huh, he was.
I call him my big bitch Sissy 'cause he's huge.
Oh God, he's huge. He's tall.
He's like. 6. Three, I put him in some really
high heels so he was even taller.
Usually do me take off my shoes to get up on this table.
No bitch, get up on there and I like I fucked him with the the
hook holding his heels. I held the back of his heels.
Wow. Going at it.
Now, did you keep the hook in and put a dildo in?
No. I had it somewhat out.
So when I would press against him it, it would go like that.
So I was like pushing it into him with my body and then it you
know, so it was fun. We made quite a big mess with
the, the Lube we have. We're going to be using coconut
oil and that is just, I mean, it's fun because everything's
slippery, but man, oh man, everything's slippery.
You start, you start ice skating in there.
Help. He's so sweet though.
He helped me clean up but. That's a good sub should.
I know he did so good like he didn't complain or nothing.
He's like do most Subs help you clean like this?
I was like, no, I got to force people to.
Do it, Yeah. You know, like I'm like, yeah,
like you made this mess. I didn't make this mess.
You made this mess. You come in here, ask him for
this. You made this mess.
Yeah, I told him I'm like, you use so much alcohol, as much as
you can on stuff. Go ahead, load it down.
You know, make it clean. Yeah, like that, just sitting
there dripping. I'm just like, I gotta, I gotta
let it sit there for a second, let it marinate and then I wash
it. But yeah, I think it was sort of
hurt him. I had pranked.
I upped it. I lifted the crank up to the
ceiling. It's probably just a smidge too
high. Yeah, where he got a little
uncomfortable, but. He was honest.
To do tell you're you're a big bitch, you know, just put your
butt up a little bit higher. Yeah.
I got AM. Yeah, he's like 6364 easy 280.
I mean 260. Yeah.
But he's adorable.
He really is inside and out. He's a sweetheart.
He is. That's so funny.
It was really. Funny, I wish he had a done an
enema because I was gonna fuck him in the swing.
Yeah, that was my whole plan. When he came back he wanted to
do the latex bed, but we didn't have it set up.
Yeah, well, you know, he ended up wanting to come the the next
day. I know we didn't have enough
time to set everything. We didn't, and he only gave me
like an hour. Yeah.
And I'm like, well, fuck, I don't have time to set that up.
Yeah, You know, we have to take the vacuum down.
We have to put all the pieces together.
It's a lot. Yeah, I whipped him.
What do you remember what that glove is that I really.
Like the vampire glove? Yeah, I whipped him with that
and he's like, oh, it wasn't as bad as I thought I was.
Like, well, I'm not here to hurt you, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, hurting you. She's a little sting, that's
all. Exactly and.
Feel like little red dots all over his butt all like that's
the mark I'm leaving. Isn't that funny?
For you today. And I even did the little
pinwheel thing. Yeah.
And he was like, that didn't feel bad either.
And I was like, I'm telling you, we're not here to hurt you.
I can't hear me. And they're stalling you up
like. But yeah, he had so much fun in
there. We got to play with new toys.
And he was like, I just I, you expanded my once a lot further
than what, you know, I ever thought.
So he was like, I wish I can come back.
I wish you can come back too. Yeah, I really do.
I Speaking of hurting people, this is hilarious.
So one night it was Brie and I in the dungeon.
Yeah, Mike got we got the puppy snoring next to you.
That's so sweet. You know, how quiet do you
expect 5 chihuahuas to be? They actually are.
They always are in here with us, yeah.
And they're pretty decently quiet.
Yeah, you never hear them in the podcast, but they're always
here. Yeah, so anywho, this guy comes
in one night and Brie and I, we'd work late fucking nights,
you know, I, I even still, I get text messages at 2:00 or 3:00 in
the morning and it's like, dudes, I'm sleeping, you know?
But anywho, so we get this guy and he comes in, it's like
midnight and he's Indian. And I'm like, why do you want to
come to a dungeon? He's like, oh, I see it on
movies. You know, I I want to you know
what? I want to experience different
things. And I'm like, OK, you know, so
come on in. And as soon as he came in, you
know, it's dark and all you see is like, red lights.
You know, it's intimidating. And Oh, yeah, you see the big
Dick on there. And so he came in and he was
just, like, awestruck by everything.
And, you know, when he came in, I'm like, oh, yeah, come in, sit
down for a minute. And I said, you know, what's
your name? He's like, I don't want to be
here. And I was like, but you said you
wanted to experience it. And he's like, yes, like 50
Shades of Grey, like, like sexy, like hot.
Poor buddy. And I'm like, well, it'll be
fun, you know? I said.
But you know, we don't have sex, right?
And he's like, you don't have sex.
He's like, you're gonna kill me. You're gonna.
Kill me. Yeah, And I'm like, why would we
kill you? He's like, he's just take, take
this. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
And there's on the door of the dungeon, you know, it looks like
faux brick. Uh huh.
So he's trying to get out and can't open the fucking door
because he's so scared. He's.
Panicked out. He's fucking freaking the fuck
out. Wow and.
So I'm like, it's OK, I'll get the door.
You're going to kill me. I've seen it in these red rooms.
You fucking kill people. And I was like, Oh my God.
OK, dude, we'll see you later, Hon.
We'll see you later. Just got the back door.
You're good. You know, Meanwhile, he's
probably telling all of his little Indian friends, you know,
back at the motel, hey, don't go to that red room and that woman
with that dungeon, that Mia, she will kill you.
She takes me out of the road. Yeah, she'll bury you in the
backyard. She's a poor.
Fuck. Oh poor guy.
She. Lives in the.
Woods Oh yeah, we take you. Down to our basement, yeah.
Yeah, we train you up, don't let you out.
No, actually, what we what I like to do is take him out in
the woods, give them a little running start, but they have to
be naked with no shoes. You know you're.
Speaking to me, honey. I know, right?
I know. I know.
The water because I can smell you.
I bet. Talk about that.
God. OK, OK, OK.
Liv just brought this up. This is fucking hilarious.
You knew exactly what else? Oh, my God.
Great minds. Yeah.
I'll start telling the intro and then you tell the actual story.
OK, just a little back story. So there's this guy and he came
a few times to see to see me and first time was with me and
Barbie and then he was like totally enamored with me and I
was like God bless. I'm like I'm twice this guys
age. You know, why is he obsessed
with me? And you know, there's some guys
you know, they get obsessed with their dominatrixes.
I get it. But he was fucking relentless
and you know, he was blown up my phone and he's like, I'll do
anything for you. Can I smell your ass?
Can I do this? Can I do that?
Can I come clean your house? I'll do anything.
And I was like, Oh my God, please shut the fuck up.
So then I was like, OK, I gotta bring Liv in here so Liv can
just like aw him with her magic. And sure enough.
What that was? Yes, yes.
Because then I figured, OK, he'll back off a little bit off
of me. Did he?
Oh yeah. OK, good.
Oh, yeah. Because the next day or later
that night rather, you know, he contacted me and he is like, I
want Liv's number, so or I, or no, better yet, just just have
her come over to my place. I'm alone at Christmas and she
can stay here. I want to keep her a few days.
Like I'm putting you on loan or something.
Like what? The keeper.
For a few days, yeah. That's.
So. Crazy.
So fucking weird. You're.
Not keeping me a few days like I'm a lamp, you know, like God.
Dang the next day tells me, oh I'm sorry I was drunk.
Like, shut the fuck up, I'm not responding in that shit.
So set the stage. So Liv and I, we're in the
dungeon. This guy comes in and he brings
a cake and he. Brings we talked about him
before in our past podcast about him bringing this cake and
freaking the baby oil, which was, you know, the coconut oil
that been used now for our Lube but.
It's great Lube. It's great.
It is. It's a little messy, but it's
great. And the alcohol actually cleans
it up really well, surprisingly. You'd think there would just be
oil everywhere. So tell us what he did.
Oh my God, at the very, very end we were talking about, I'm not
even sure what we were talking about.
We were talking about anal or something where where we were.
Doing oh, I remember what it was because he had said he wanted
strap on and we never got to do strap on in the session and you
were just like, yeah, you know, we could have done strap on and
he. Said he was like well I don't, I
don't want my butthole to be open because other men can smell
my pheromones like as if you can smell your pheromones more
because your butthole is open. But you know it closes after
like a minute. I.
Know. We don't leave you.
I mean, Doug might that that big dildo in the middle of the room
might leave you a gaping for a minute longer, but Jesus, that
is not a thing. Yeah, that is so gross.
I even thought that like ohh, my, my butt holes got my
pheromones in it. I don't want nobody.
Chasing me down. Isn't that crazy?
Now, have you ever seen a prolapse on an asshole?
OK, so the prolapse is when you get fucked so much in the ass.
That it comes out a little bit, yes.
Yeah, I have seen that. OK.
And they, they have different names for it.
They call it like a rosebud. They call different things, you
know, and it to me it's like not appealing, but a lot of people
like it. Dolphin blowhole or something?
Yeah, I've heard some different things, yeah, but I mean, there
I could be like, OK, maybe they could smell shit, like maybe
they could smell something, but. That's not pheromones.
That's not pheromones like. This could be in the store and
just fart on somebody like that's your fair one.
God, Oh my God, I don't know what he was thinking.
Oh. My God, he was just like, can I
hold your hand? Yeah, he did.
Holding hands there and he's like, can can I ask one more
question? Can I pick you up more to pick
me up? Yeah, that was cute though,
because he's like your height. He's like.
He's my height, yeah. So he was. 53 quite.
Slender too. Yeah, I didn't think he could do
it. I didn't think so either.
But he did. It was pretty smooth and he kept
me up there for a while. Yes.
He was just like rocking me like I was a baby.
Yeah, he was like grabbing under your legs.
Yeah, you know, like I. Had like I had my legs wrapped
around his body. So yeah, he was holding.
Me and all I kept thinking was thank God you're wearing pants.
I've been wearing my skirt my whole ass.
Yeah. Oh God.
God bless something else. Now I know that we're going to
have our foot guy in a few days. Uh huh.
And he likes your feet Nasty. And they nasty.
So tell me, are you going to get them really extra nasty?
Always. I still got the socks that we
used last time and using those, they're going to be real
raunchy. They're raunchy today.
Going shopping today with you and I just take my I took my
shoes off at the end of the day with my last changing on the
clothes. Yeah, Guy was stinking myself
out of the changing room. Jesus, there you go.
So anywho, he's going to fall in love yet again.
Oh yeah, because he's so excited to see you.
But on that note, I know that with this new year, you and I
are going to start doing video episodes together.
Like the fucked up Friday and the twisted Thursday.
And actual interviews like this, you and I talking.
Oh, and it'll be like a it'll be like a video instead.
OK, so we can have our our call me mistress sign behind us.
Nice. Exactly.
And we're going to have it in our little fur room and we'll
set it up and, you know, people can see us and our silly
reactions and all that fun stuff.
And you can show them different toys, like your favorite toys.
And, well, it depends. I like when, like, guys come in
and they're like, yeah, I grew up a Christian and, you know,
coming in here just kind of a little bit taboo.
And you're like, all right, you're gonna be kissed by the
devil. Pull up the devil's tongue.
That's my favorite. That was great.
Thank you. That devil's tongue is from
Carnal Coyote. I left some whelps on a big
bitch Sissy. Yeah, yeah, he had some whelps
on his. But I was like, what is that
from? Because it was like straight
lines. I was like, I don't have a
weapon of choice that has that. But it was the end, the little
pointy end of the devil's tongue.
I was like. Oh.
They love that. Good.
He wanted some marks though. That's awesome.
All right, so on that note, we're going to have one hell of
a year coming. Oh yeah, 2025, it's going to be
crazy. It's going to be crazy.
So until then, let's see how the new year is going to go.
I will no longer say our last slogan ever again.
This is dead. To me, this is going to, it's
dead to me. It's going to be a new year, so
new beginnings, so. New Lube.
We need the new Lube.
You got it all right. So thank you again for
listening. And this has been our first
episode of. 2000. 25 uh huh of call me.
Call me Mistress, how are you? Bye, guys.