1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,080 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,400 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,320 and you know the Barbie. Hello. 4 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,080 I like that. Thank you. 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,600 I'm going to do. A little duet. 6 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,640 I Can't Sing. Liar. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,000 I know you can sing. No, I. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,680 Can't everyone's? No, I can't. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,520 We gotta. If we go to karaoke, I'll prove 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,680 it to you. OK, you prove it to me. 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,520 My favorite thing to do is I'll go up there and I'll sing I need 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,720 a hero, but I'm not a good singer, so I subject everyone to 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,080 4 1/2 minutes of me yelling so. Is I need a hero? 14 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,760 Oh. I need a hero. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,560 I think the song is actually 5 minutes and there is like a 45 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:54,080 second like interlude. Oh my God, fuck. 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,960 OK, maybe I don't want to go to karaoke with me. 18 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,200 No you don't. I cause problems. 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,480 I haven't been back to my usual karaoke spot in a few weeks 20 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,120 because the karaoke girl got mad at me because I accidentally 21 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,440 touched her speaker and I'm nervous to go back. 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Oh shit. I didn't know it was a speaker. 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,400 I thought it was a wooden pillar, so I grabbed it. 24 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,120 She's like, get your hands off my speaker. 25 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,520 And I was like, Oh my God, girl, I'm just a girl. 26 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,320 No, but it's OK, I'll go back one day. 27 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:31,320 Wow, Wow. OK, so Tony, he wrote me an 28 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,760 e-mail. Yeah, he, I'm going to skip a 29 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,400 couple of things because we were talking about meeting at some 30 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,960 point. Yeah, because I'm going right 31 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,840 through his area. Oh yeah. 32 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,200 I'm also going to be seeing Steve in October as well. 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,480 I know that there's parts where you really haven't listened to 34 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,800 all of the episodes because it's 300 episodes, a lot to catch up 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,840 on. But there's this guy Steve. 36 00:01:54,840 --> 00:02:00,280 He went through a really difficult time in his life and 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,960 he had kind of fallen into the trap of fake Doms. 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,600 Oh. Yeah, and gave them money and 39 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,800 and then his family resented him and then his wife left him and 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,800 then they're separating. Oh, my gosh. 41 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,680 And he's dealt with, you know, two kids that are adult 42 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,480 children. Disowned him and left him 43 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,880 because of the fake doms. No, no, no. 44 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:25,120 But it's more or less like it's gotten to the point where they 45 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,040 really had a lot of. It was other stuff. 46 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,160 Yeah, they had a lot of. Different. 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,080 That didn't help it. No, it did not. 48 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,840 But I told Steve that I'd meet him, and, you know, he started 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,240 his own podcast. I think, I think you mentioned 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,280 that it's like Steve, Steve's yes, subspace was, that's what 51 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,400 it was. And, you know, he does stories 52 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,560 and, you know, he's an avid listener of our show. 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,360 That's nice. And, you know, he's just a nice 54 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,120 guy. He's a very nice guy. 55 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,360 And I think a lot of our listeners are nice people that 56 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,320 just want a good laugh, you know? 57 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,600 But Tony says, I love that you and Barbie are getting together 58 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,120 on the podcast. Yay. 59 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,360 I told you before I loved hearing you talk shop. 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,600 I'm in. I'm in the middle of your second 61 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,840 episode as I write this. Currently stuck in the line at 62 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,000 the DMV. So sorry, he said. 63 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,480 Help me. God, just hearing you utter my 64 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:21,080 name is the presence of Barbie in the presence of Barbie made 65 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,920 me so happy. He's like, I want to apologize 66 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,320 on behalf of all men. I hate hearing your horror 67 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:31,040 stories. I hate that people men can be so 68 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,680 inconsiderate. Please do not hesitate to put me 69 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:40,200 in place if I'm ever rude, annoying, or bothersome in any 70 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,440 way towards you. I try my hardest to be 71 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,160 respectful of you, your time, and the work you do. 72 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,880 I hope you have a fun weekend planned and I wish you no drama 73 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,880 in the dungeon. Oh God, Tony. 74 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,440 I love you. That's so sweet, Tony. 75 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,840 It's been a rough week. They really, Tony, it's it's 76 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,480 been a very difficult week. And, you know, I'm pushing 77 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:06,720 through, but it's going to be Barbie and I from this point on. 78 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,840 And, you know, we'll have guests and there's a lot of people that 79 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,720 actually want to come back on our show. 80 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,399 To interview, Yeah, because I started not really an interview. 81 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,279 I just kind of just was on an episode. 82 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,240 That's kind of what I did. And we filmed once and it turned 83 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,440 into three episodes. Because I'm a professional 84 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,200 yapper. Well, something that Barbie 85 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,880 doesn't know, and I'm going to go ahead and say it now, is 86 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,680 we're going to do a few things different on Fucked Up Friday. 87 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,880 We're going to be doing something that is will be 88 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,000 beneficial to a lot of people and we're going to basically 89 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,640 teach technique on certain things. 90 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:47,280 And I think that some of them will be PG and others will be, 91 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,000 you know, other will be really nasty so. 92 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,040 Yeah, you perverts. Yeah, we love our fucking 93 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:57,200 perverts. So before we get into the topic 94 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,000 of this today, I will say that Barbie and I were in the dungeon 95 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,680 today and we did a scene. We did. 96 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,440 We did. And this guy said to Barbie, say 97 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,600 it, Barbie, just go ahead and tell. 98 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,000 Them I forgot. No, no, no. 99 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,480 He said to you, he's like, would you just sit in my face while I 100 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,600 while I play with your feet? And she's like, I don't. 101 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,040 Do that, but I'm not a there fan. 102 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,040 Yeah. Mia's there, you go ahead and 103 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,200 ask her. She might coordinate something 104 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,840 with you. And you know, I was wearing my 105 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,760 black PVC pants, which Brie fucking about came on herself 106 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,280 when she saw me in the love Brie. 107 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,560 Yeah, So I went and I, the guy sat on the floor. 108 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,160 He's leaned up against the couch. 109 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,160 Barbie is touching his Dick with her feet. 110 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,480 Stepping on it. Stepping on it and he's playing 111 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,680 with his little Dick and I just stood there, leaned back and 112 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,400 gave him a nice mouthful of my ass and PVC pants. 113 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,040 Plastic ass right there. Plastic ass, yes. 114 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,320 Well, you know, I think that just brings up the topic of like 115 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,520 every Dom is different and different Doms are comfortable 116 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,080 with different things. Like I know there's Doms that 117 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,200 work for you that don't mind certain things where others do, 118 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,080 where for me personally I it might be because I'm newer to 119 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,920 doing it, but I know I prefer not to. 120 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,560 Like I don't really want a lot of touching. 121 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,760 Like it's more about for me, it's about the person I'm 122 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,880 working. For you went slopper on your 123 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,160 feet, as you said to the guy before at the public dungeon. 124 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,920 Yeah, exactly. And so like in the dungeon, like 125 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,760 today, for example, when he's like, can you put your ass in my 126 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,160 face? I, I said no because like, you 127 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,360 know, that's not really something I'm interested in 128 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,960 doing. It's a boundary for me. 129 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,480 But I think also it depends on what I'm wearing. 130 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,880 And I wear like mini skirts with like underwear. 131 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,160 So it would be like really like invasive for for me to put my 132 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,600 ass in his face. I mean, maybe if I was wearing 133 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,160 something like you were like PVC leggings and like, maybe I'd 134 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,880 consider it. But like I'm like, no, my Kitty 135 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,560 cat's almost out. Like I can't have you that close 136 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,480 to it you. Had to air that shit out during 137 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,440 summertime. It's hot out. 138 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,240 I got big guys. I need all the ventilation I can 139 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,440 get. No, but yeah, I mean cuz like 140 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,440 you have, you have Doms that work with you that are, you know 141 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,040 more open to different. Things you're carefree about a 142 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,280 lot of stuff. And I think, like you said, I 143 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,280 think the older you get, my women over 40, they're kind of 144 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,800 just like, yeah, you want me to suffocate you with my titties? 145 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Sure. I don't know. 146 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,320 I have titties but I don't think I got enough for suffocating. 147 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,000 Trust me, you always have enough titties for suffocating. 148 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,720 In his nose. Those are tits. 149 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,880 Yeah, yeah, it's me plugging the silicone ones out of the 150 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,920 cabinet. Or you can do the fun thing that 151 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,680 I always did to my husband. He was just like, I want you to 152 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,560 sit on my face. But he loves the feel of 153 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,320 plastic. So I would I would always take 154 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,160 like a Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on his head and then 155 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,200 sit on him with my bare pussy. Just saying. 156 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,520 So you could do that to Little Boy Toy this week. 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,840 He's really into suffocation. Exactly. 158 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,680 I will say the other day he, he, he has real big dreams. 159 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,280 And sometimes I have to shoot his dreams down because of 160 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,520 experience and practicality. But he texted me and he was 161 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,000 like, I want you to put me in the vac bed, which if you don't 162 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,800 know what the vac bed is, it's like a giant Ziploc bag. 163 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,680 You get in and we suck all the air out of it. 164 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,960 It's made of latex. And he's like, I want you to put 165 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,600 me in the vac bed and I want you to get on top and I want you to 166 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,919 choke me out. And then like I'll come to still 167 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,120 in the back bed. And I had to tell him I was 168 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,840 like, one, I can't get on top of the back bed, it'll damage it. 169 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,800 Two, when you're in the back bed, I won't be able to tell 170 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,600 when you black out because there's only one little pea 171 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,040 sized hole that you can breathe out of. 172 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,640 So you just black out. I wouldn't even know. 173 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,040 I'm like, how am I supposed to make sure you're OK? 174 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,040 Also, I've never even knocked someone out before. 175 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,120 So I was like, look, this is a little out of my pay grade dude. 176 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,320 I got to get a little bit more experience under my belt. 177 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,520 Maybe I'll knock you out outside of the back bed or something 178 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,480 like that, right? That was a little, that was a 179 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,400 little scary. Like the idea of like choking 180 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,440 someone till they pass out is scary for me. 181 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,560 Like I'm not opposed to trying it, but I am just like, damn, 182 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,440 what if I get into felony right now? 183 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,160 That's what I get nervous of. Like I sometimes I get scared. 184 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,160 I'm like, I don't want to actually hurt somebody in a way 185 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,640 they don't want me to. But what I've realized, a lot of 186 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,280 these bitches want me to hurt them harder. 187 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,880 Well, you know, lucky for me, like I always told my husband, 188 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:40,360 is that at this point in our lives, are we going to be doing 189 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,040 this shit when we're 70 or 80 and I have to explain to the 190 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,520 police how I killed you, You. Know. 191 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,560 And then I'm going to be like, look, we're going to take as 192 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,400 many pictures and videos as you fucking want, 'cause this will 193 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,840 be my proof. I feel like it happens more than 194 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,920 I feel like if the police probably get calls like that 195 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,040 more than you'd think. Oh yeah. 196 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,080 Like, I feel like auto erotic asphyxiation probably gets more 197 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,400 people than they'd like to admit. 198 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,920 Like the ER people. A cousin of mine, she used to 199 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,720 work in the ER and she says half of her calls are just people 200 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,440 with things stuck up their ass. Oh, yeah. 201 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,040 So guys, a flared base is so important. 202 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,840 If you don't want to go to the hospital with something up your 203 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,560 ass, use a flared base. Or just buy a sex toy if you 204 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,880 want something up your ass that bad. 205 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,920 And she said they'd always make excuses like, oh, I slipped in 206 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,840 the shower and landed on it. They always. 207 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,880 They always. Not a porno, what are we talking 208 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,440 about? It was just really funny. 209 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,600 I know, I think Eminem actually says it in his song. 210 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,480 What did you do? Trip, slip, fall, land on his 211 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,120 Dick. Yeah, yes. 212 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,440 I love you, Marshall Mathers. Just saying. 213 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,640 But yeah, you know, that's some funny shit. 214 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,440 So Barbie and I were actually going to talk about Fetlife 215 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:00,240 today because there's a lot of people that they don't really 216 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,440 know what Fetlife is. Yeah. 217 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,440 And you know or how it works. Or how it works. 218 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,920 It took me a minute to even figure out what was going. 219 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,080 On So tell us, what was your first experience? 220 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:16,000 So a long time ago when I was like 19, maybe 18, I was pretty 221 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,640 young. I was talking to a Co worker and 222 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,960 we worked at it like a pet place and there was this giant 223 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,400 bedazzled pink collar. And I said I like that. 224 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,880 But I was like I like that in a fashion sense. 225 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,920 And she's like, I like that in the way I want to be pulled 226 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,280 around by that. So we got in the top the topic 227 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,680 of kink. So I'm a virgin. 228 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:40,960 I don't know anything about it, but like, you know, I've read 229 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,240 like fan fiction, so I think I know shit and this woman's just 230 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,480 telling me things and I'm like, how do you find this? 231 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,360 And she told me about Fetlife. Well, I made an account that 232 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,360 night and I got on there and little, like I think I, I think 233 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,040 I was 18, little 18 on here. It freaked me out 'cause I had 234 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,960 no clue how it worked and there was probably still an account 235 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,600 out there 'cause I didn't delete it. 236 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,160 I just never, I just abandoned it. 237 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,280 There's an account out there with my actual name on it and a 238 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,040 picture of me from like six years ago, I think. 239 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,960 And I, I might try to find it. That'd be really funny. 240 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,040 I report it so I can take it down, but I abandoned it and 241 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,800 then I didn't get it again until I was like 22. 242 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,840 And then that was when I told the story, I think a podcast or 243 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,480 two ago where I just randomly redownloaded Fet and then found 244 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,720 an event and just went there like immediately. 245 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,080 So both times were kind of impulsive. 246 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,440 But I'm more active on Fet now than I ever have. 247 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,920 And I will say it took me a minute to understand the app 248 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,800 formatting and understand like, oh, this is like my homepage and 249 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,000 this is where we find things. And the only thing that's 250 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,760 different about fet than like than other social media is that 251 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:54,240 they don't really have like an explorer or a like a for you 252 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,440 page. So anything you want to find, 253 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,000 you have to go find it yourself. So it's not like things are 254 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,840 going to get suggested to you, which I think that's the only 255 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,040 big difference. So like, really it's, it's a 256 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,600 very intentional app. You have to go search for what 257 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,520 you want. But I do think it's fun and 258 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,560 it's, it's easy to like, you know, know what people are 259 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,880 interested in. You can go to their profile and 260 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,200 read their fetishes. I always think it's fun, you 261 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,960 know, like I meet a new person in the scene to go to their 262 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,400 profile and read what they're into and read what they write 263 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,480 and see what photos. Because you can learn a lot 264 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:28,200 about somebody and like their experience in the kink community 265 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,880 by what they post, you know? Yeah, I really think so, too. 266 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:35,600 I think that people don't realize, too, how they represent 267 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,400 themselves. Yeah. 268 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,480 Because immediately a lot of people are just like, Oh yeah, 269 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,880 I'm going to post this picture and this picture, and that's my 270 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,280 story about that. Yeah. 271 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,280 And we're like, whoa, whoa, you know a lot of guys. 272 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,160 I think there's an artistic way to post Dick pictures. 273 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,240 And then there's there's ways that don't go very well. 274 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,920 There's ways that are terrifying to look. 275 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,280 At you know, and again, I say this, there's only 18% women who 276 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,920 listen to this podcast. So all these other men I'm 277 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,400 taking, please, I'm going to give the advice to you. 278 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,960 When you take a Dick picture, don't include your asshole in 279 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,520 that picture. Flash probably isn't going to 280 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,320 work if you're sweaty. No, it's not and it needs to be. 281 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:24,160 Women are more turned on by the illusion and the mystery of it. 282 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,160 So like even the top maybe where it bends a little bit, maybe 283 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,560 that's a little peeling, you know, they show a bit, a little 284 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,480 of the tummy. I'd say, you know, like 285 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,320 personally, sometimes I find just not an actual Dick picture 286 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:40,480 sexier like like a picture, like some of the stuff I've seen 287 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,640 where like when a guy has his underwear like halfway down, 288 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,080 like what you say that's hot or like sexy guy that we talk about 289 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,080 from parties. His only picture on fet with a 290 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,920 while is just a picture of his bulge, not even out. 291 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,680 And I was out and I'm like, and you can tell it's a big Dick. 292 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,720 You don't even got to show it off. 293 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,720 You're like, there it is. And I also think like, look at 294 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,000 what's in the background and that goes for everybody. 295 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,240 Oh my God, I've seen. Some nudes on fet and I'm like I 296 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,840 can see your entire kitchen sink on the background like like like 297 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,760 a mess to. Bathroom pictures, The bedroom 298 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,040 pictures put shit on the floor. Right down your mirror like 299 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,600 before you post things. Anytime I've taken a picture in 300 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:23,720 my dirty room and I do have a dirty room, I crop it in. 301 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,360 I crop out my mess I love. How you like, freely admit. 302 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,280 This I do. I'm a big fan of the floor 303 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,960 drobe, so I keep all my clothes on the floor. 304 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,680 That way I can walk on them and then be upset that they're dirty 305 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,400 when I need to wear them. Because I love making my life 306 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,120 harder for myself, of course. You do. 307 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,280 It's also great when my giant pit bulls sleep on my black 308 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,720 clothes and then now there's white hairs all over it. 309 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,760 I don't you love. That love that so much love that 310 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:54,000 for me, you know, but yeah, I'd say like just really like look 311 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,840 at the pictures and go like, like just look at what's going 312 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,200 on in it. Like do you have dirt in the 313 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,560 background? Is your mirror all messed up 314 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,400 'cause I will say there's. I've seen sexy pictures of 315 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,840 ladies but when the mirror you're taking a picture and it's 316 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,800 covered in toothpaste. OK, so we're both by. 317 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,520 Yeah. OK. 318 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,680 Happy pride. Thank you. 319 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,160 Do you find it sexy, though? I I don't like this at all. 320 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,360 I don't like when women spread their vagina. 321 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,520 I think there's a time and a place for it. 322 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,960 I personally I think the time and place is in person. 323 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,000 I thank. You OK? 324 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,200 All right, I think you can take cute pussy pics, but I do think 325 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,800 that I feel like that's just something like I personally 326 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,800 wouldn't post it. It's so. 327 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,120 Personal. It's so personal. 328 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,440 Well, we, I'll tell you the story real quick. 329 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:45,280 And me and like, you know this, but there was this girl that 330 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,920 wanted to work in the dungeon and she's like really pretty, 331 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,000 you know, she wanted to do it. She's really young. 332 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:56,480 And so she comes in, she meets Mia and, you know, everything 333 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,680 go, it goes. All right. 334 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,920 You know, she could have been a bit more like, like taking a bit 335 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,240 more. Yeah, a bit more initiative 336 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,560 because like, when I talked to you about working in the 337 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,319 dungeon, I was very forward. And when I met with you, you 338 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,800 know, I asked a lot of questions and she kind of didn't do that 339 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,880 to think she was just being shy. But she texts me later and she's 340 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,319 like, what kind of picture should I put on my foot? 341 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,359 And I was like, you know, make me you look cute. 342 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,880 You can tease it. And I don't think I communicated 343 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,560 right because I checked her foot. 344 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,200 And hold on, hold on though, you took pictures with her. 345 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,000 Yeah, in the dungeon in. The dungeon, so she had. 346 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,080 Pictures that would have been perfect. 347 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,560 Yeah, they were fully clothed. You did a little bit of rope. 348 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,760 You did, you know? They were the rope pictures of 349 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,080 her tied up might not have been the best because if she wants to 350 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,280 be a Dom. But the picture was cute. 351 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,200 I used it. I was gonna. 352 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,800 Say, but it would have basically shown, hey, I can do rope, yeah, 353 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,280 you know, and you could have cropped your face out, just 354 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,360 saying. But I go back to her profile 355 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,120 like a day or two later and and she had posted them all at once. 356 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,640 She had posted like 15 photos of her like completely naked and 357 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,920 like that's fine. Oh, and sucking. 358 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,400 Dick, it was a picture of her getting fucked from the back, a 359 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,880 picture of her sucking. Dick. 360 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,640 It was a picture. I think she posted a spread 361 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,800 picture too. And I mean, she's gorgeous. 362 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,920 She looked amazing, but I had to text her and I'm like, hey, like 363 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,280 that makes you look more like a porn star or a constant or like, 364 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,560 yeah, well, especially if you're working somewhere, you can't 365 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,200 post that. I mean, if you're an only fans 366 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,920 girl, post it. Make your money, babe. 367 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,160 Also, I had to tell her don't post that for free. 368 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,840 Don't, don't post your pussy for free, guys, Right. 369 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,080 You're gonna post. I mean, unless you're into that, 370 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,960 but like, make some money off it if you're gonna post it. 371 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,240 But yeah, she took it all down. And she was like, yeah, I had a 372 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440 feeling that was the case. I just thought it would help, 373 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,280 like get me more traction. And I was like, it gets 374 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,000 traction, not the traction you want. 375 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,320 Though not the traction you want. 376 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,680 And that's where I said that's not stuff we do in the dungeon. 377 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,360 No, nobody's gonna suck your Dick. 378 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,360 No one. This is BDSM. 379 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,600 So the pictures were not BDSM. Yeah, and that's like, you know, 380 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,560 I think she just didn't understand. 381 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:03,440 And the difference between BDSM and porn, and I think some 382 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,800 people don't, is that BDSM is inherently sexual, but it 383 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,760 doesn't have to be sex or porn or nudity. 384 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,360 You can go through my vet and there's not, I'm not naked on 385 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,360 it. And it's not 'cause I judge 386 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,680 people who are. I just my preference is I don't 387 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,160 want to be naked online. I don't want people to be able 388 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,840 to see that for free. And I think you have like, cute 389 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,600 seductive pictures. Yeah, because the picture a 390 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,240 little coy, they. Are and I and I think it's 391 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,440 alluring in the sense that, hey, there's a lot of mystery and 392 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,920 you're not going to see Barbie naked. 393 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,800 You will never see Barbie naked. Yeah, these are the pictures 394 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,560 that unless you're one of the few lucky winners, well, you 395 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,640 know, it's weird is that on Fet certain pictures like don't do 396 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,160 as well as you think they will. And then other ones do really 397 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,520 well. Like that one photo of me you 398 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,600 use on your website, the one where I'm in clown makeup, not 399 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,600 the one of me sitting, but the one where I'm standing and I 400 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,560 have the rip Nets on and I look kind of scary. 401 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,120 That's one of my most top like photos on Fet. 402 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,200 It's a great photo. Yeah. 403 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,840 As opposed to like a picture where like my ass is a little 404 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,280 out or pictures where I look like real feminine. 405 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,200 Like those pictures they get good likes but not compared to 406 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,120 that one that one like. I want to say I was like quite a 407 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,160 bit of likes for me. I have a smaller account, so 408 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,040 it's not like I get like thousands of likes. 409 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,320 But no, I was I was shocked that that one did as well because 410 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,040 sometimes I get nervous that like the the scarier I look just 411 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,400 won't be as appealing and just people just won't like it. 412 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,760 But I don't know the few times I've posted looking like a 413 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,560 little freak, Y'all? Purvis loved it. 414 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,280 Right. I don't think there's any 415 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,160 anything wrong with that because there's a lot of people that 416 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,400 enjoy the sense of looking at a woman that is dressed in. 417 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,560 Clown pain. I love clowns, you know, they 418 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,280 love that beyond sexually. I just love clowns. 419 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,200 And you know, Shaman Sinister smile. 420 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:54,440 He's our great friend. I love Shaman, he tells me this 421 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,080 story one time where he fucked a chick and she wanted him to wear 422 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,440 his clown face mask and clown maybe. 423 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,040 Completely understand her. Yeah, and. 424 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,360 I'm more of a fan of not mask but like the actual makeup. 425 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,560 I love a man in makeup. Maybe it was just the makeup, 426 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,560 but I know that he was just like, yeah, she wanted me to 427 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,800 wear. If a man who looked like 428 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,960 Frankenfurter hit me up, it would be a wrap. 429 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,120 I marry I would I love a man in shitty drag, but not modern 430 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,800 shitty drag, but like that 80s like, you know, loose fitting 431 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,560 corset. Oh, I love that like that kind 432 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,560 of drag queen. The drag Queens nowadays, like I 433 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,920 I'm I'm not the biggest fan of like them sexually, you know, 434 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,840 but I like them older ones like that, that look like that old 435 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,600 school kind. That's my favorite. 436 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,360 So I'm gonna educate you. Educate you. 437 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,520 Go for it, educate you. 3 minutes old. 438 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,480 But you know how you say this is goth? 439 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,600 Goth is this is, this is the black, it's the spikes. 440 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,720 It's all this. Well, let me tell you, back in 441 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,520 the 80s, it was fucking punk. Well, yeah. 442 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,600 And well, I think all the subcultures like back in the 443 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,160 80s, because I do know a lot about it, unfortunately, because 444 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,600 my dad was a metal head. So we always, we always talk 445 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,440 about like music history and stuff. 446 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,680 And so it is funny how they were all born kind of in the same 447 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,600 time around the same thing and there wasn't a big difference. 448 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,440 But it is funny looking back now, there's a difference. 449 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,800 So people who didn't like consider themselves goth, punk 450 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,360 or even a metal head because I didn't really exist at the time 451 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,800 nowadays would be categorized as like this, that and the 3rd. 452 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,960 And I do think like modern goth is very different than like the 453 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,800 80s trad goth. I always, I love the 80s trad 454 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,480 goth. I wish I was like, like I could 455 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,280 pull that off. It's just not my style. 456 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,040 Like rabbits. More of a trad goth with like 457 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,040 that full like kind of. Yeah, and I'm totally lost with. 458 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,400 That yeah, well, it's all, it's a music based subculture, but it 459 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,960 is kind of flourished into now a fashion subculture where there's 460 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,720 actually not a lot of goth music as you'd think. 461 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,920 There is like there's a few like main bands that do a lot of cool 462 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,240 stuff and of course there's new stuff being made, but honestly 463 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,160 not a ton. And so there's not a lot of goth 464 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,880 music, but there's a lot of goth fashion subculture now. 465 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,560 And all these little losers like to argue about it online. 466 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,960 That's awesome. They always like to call people. 467 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,320 Same thing with punks. I was in the punk scene a while. 468 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,760 They all like to argue about it. It's so annoying. 469 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,680 I'm like, guys, we all can't get jobs so who cares? 470 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,400 We're all not getting hired because we have piercings in our 471 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,760 face. Let's just work together. 472 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,040 That's awesome. But yeah, so back to fat, back 473 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,640 to fat profiles, you know, there's a really a lot to say 474 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,400 about that. And I think your profile 475 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,800 reflects what you're looking for. 476 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,480 And. If you I the one thing I will 477 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:43,000 say that I don't understand is when I've had people hit me up 478 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,720 being like, Hey, I love your like, they're not necessarily 479 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,400 being gross, but they're like love your profile. 480 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,520 I really like to get to know you. 481 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,400 I would like to like potentially play. 482 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,360 And of course, I don't really respond to people I don't know, 483 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,520 but I'll click on their profile out of curiosity. 484 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,360 No pictures, no description, no fetishes listed. 485 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,200 It's an empty profile, no friends not following anyone. 486 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,520 So one, I know you just made this or two, you don't actually 487 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,080 like use your fet. And my question is, would any of 488 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,280 y'all go meet a profile with no pictures on it And no, no 489 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,600 listing, no nothing. Like what are you thinking when 490 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,120 you message someone like that? Like it is it is basically it 491 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,800 means nothing to me because I don't know who this is. 492 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,760 You could be anybody. You could be anything. 493 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,360 I if you have pictures of yourself, a small description 494 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,720 like you don't have to post your face. 495 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,000 But if you at least have a filled out profile, you are 10 496 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,320 times more likely to get people like responding to you and to 497 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,920 get girls to like talk to you or to get guys or whoever you're 498 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,040 trying to pull. But man, these blank. 499 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,360 They'll hit you up being like, do you want to meet up? 500 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,120 And I'm like, I don't even know if you're real. 501 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,520 You could be a robot for all I know. 502 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,200 You could be a fed. Unbelievable. 503 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,600 You know, I I really hate on dating profiles and sometimes I 504 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,320 see this on. Fed I hate dating profiles. 505 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,880 They'll show the same pose but different outfits, same same 506 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,960 type of picture, you know? And all you see is like the 507 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,520 chest up. That's all you see. 508 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:14,240 I, I will say I don't, I think sorry my, my brain farted really 509 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,720 bad just then. No, but I think like, Oh my 510 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,720 gosh, what was I about to say? When we're talking about 511 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,440 profiles and basically. I feel like I just had an 512 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,960 aneurysm. Wait, I'm so sorry. 513 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,880 No, did you see the light leave my eyes? 514 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:32,680 I did caught the thought I haven't eaten all day and I'm a 515 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,960 little sleepy. So let's go back to this. 516 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,960 We'll say this with that so. OK, You were talking about 517 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,480 people posting, like, the same picture. 518 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,560 Yes. Yeah, that does. 519 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,080 To me, it doesn't look good. It doesn't, like, show me 520 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,640 anything interesting about you. It just shows that you know how 521 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,360 to stand in the same spot over and over again in the same 522 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,120 outfit, basically. Or you know, OK so I'm on dating 523 00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:01,320 apps now and I hate when guys will post pictures and all of 524 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,600 their pictures they'll be in Snapchat filters. 525 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,760 Not and that's not just a fix filter that changes color, it's 526 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,200 filters that like obscure your face and they'll post like 6 527 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,880 pictures of them with either Snapchat filters, it'll be like 528 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,720 1/4 of their face or it'll be them in a giant group picture 529 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,800 where you can't zoom in. And I'm like, would you swipe on 530 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,200 a girl who only posted that prop? 531 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,840 Actually, probably. Men are easy. 532 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840 Men. I always say that men are horse. 533 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,440 Like oh, she got a pussy. Oh yeah, OK here. 534 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,880 Is it warm? Is it warm in a hole? 535 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,880 It could be an Ant pile. As long as it's warm and a 536 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,560 little damp. Could be anything. 537 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,480 Small bag of macaroni. I don't know. 538 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,720 I came in contact with some guy and he was talking at a local 539 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,720 event that I went to and he was talking about this chick that he 540 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,040 passed. He's like, yeah, I fucked her. 541 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,480 Oh my God, It was like throwing a hot dog down a down a hallway. 542 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,000 I'd. Kill myself if a man said that 543 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,560 and I was. Like that is horrible. 544 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,880 And why would you say that to people? 545 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,600 Why? And you know what's crazy? 546 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,360 He was probably lying. His Dick is probably small. 547 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,520 That's what I was thinking, but I wasn't going to say that 548 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,720 little. Pencil Dick. 549 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,000 Her pussy wasn't big, her Dick was just small. 550 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,280 Barbie. I love it. 551 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,920 I love it. But but yeah, with the profiles, 552 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,960 especially if you're using FET to potentially date or to find 553 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,000 partners, you need to put stuff in your profile that you would 554 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,880 want to know about your partners, especially things like 555 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,640 fetishes, pictures of you. You don't have to post your 556 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,200 face, but like things you want to know, like, hi, this is what 557 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,640 I'm looking for. There's like an option to put so 558 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,360 much stuff on Fet. You can exactly list what you're 559 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,720 looking for. You can list as hookups, cyber 560 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,840 sex, I'm looking for friends, events. 561 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,960 I'm only listed as events and I have people hit me up all the 562 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:59,280 time wanting to fuck or wanting to play and I'm like it just 563 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,560 tells me immediately you're not reading and so you don't 564 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,680 actually care about what I'm doing, my event and who you. 565 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,440 Really are, yeah. Because my profile is I think on 566 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,840 Fed they mark certain profiles as professional profiles and I 567 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,960 am marked under that. So like if you have certain 568 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,040 settings on, you can't find me because any solicitors get put 569 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,880 in a different cattle even though I'm not fucking doing 570 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,360 that. But I have it listed as I'm only 571 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,440 looking for events. I don't even say I'm looking for 572 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,960 friends, but I still have people all the time that DM me and 573 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,160 they're wanting to do all this stuff. 574 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,040 And I'm like, if you don't care enough to read my profile then 575 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,080 you're not going to be a suitable partner for me or a 576 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,840 suitable play partner. You know, I can't deal with 577 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,720 that. You know, if you can't even 578 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,800 spend 2 minutes reading something, that's all it says. 579 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,880 But just read profiles before you message them and make sure 580 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,000 your profile looks good and present yourself well and you'll 581 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,880 have a lot more success in the dating scene and in the king 582 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,920 scene that. Way you know, my thing of it is 583 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,760 people always message me and they're like, so how can I find 584 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,520 your event? How can I find? 585 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,520 Literally right there. Yeah, how can I find your next 586 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,480 party? I'm like, dude, you go to the 587 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,360 tab at home and you Scroll down and it's. 588 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,920 I had a guy who kept going. Oh, well, well, wouldn't Mia's 589 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,600 next party? And I was like, it's in the 590 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,880 event listing. It's or you can go to her page 591 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,600 and look at it. Oh, if you can just send me the 592 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,000 date. No, I'm not gonna fucking send 593 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,200 you the date if I know how to go find it. 594 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,040 You can go find it. Are you his secretary? 595 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,880 Exactly. I'm sorry You messaged me 596 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,680 wanting something from me. Yeah. 597 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,120 Like, I'm not gonna sit here and tell you how to go find Mia. 598 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,480 Like, go do it on your own. Like not to get aggressive, but 599 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,040 it's like, don't ask me for things if I can go find the 600 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,200 event, you can go find the events, you know? 601 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,000 Entirely true. But you know, it's just 602 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,160 interesting like because it took me a minute because I didn't 603 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,960 know where anything was on the app. 604 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,600 But now that I know it's, it's much easier. 605 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,520 Is it much easier? I don't check my friend request, 606 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,080 I'm really bad about that. Well you need to add your 607 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,160 friends bitch. Well people won't tell me when 608 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,080 they friend me because I have a lot of friend requests like I 609 00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,200 have like 90 something right now because it's just random guys or 610 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,800 random people. Sorry guys I'm not gonna just 611 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,280 like call y'all out 24/7 but a lot of random people friend me 612 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,800 and I don't I won't respond and so somebody will. 613 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,640 I had this happen where someone friended me and they actually 614 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,720 like knew me and then later they're like you never responded 615 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,320 to my friend request and I'm like, I didn't know you sent me 616 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,880 one 'cause I just, I don't look at it anymore. 617 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,880 And and you know what I do sometimes that's bad. 618 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,280 I sometimes mass decline 'cause you have an option to decline 619 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,960 all and sometimes I'll decline them all and then I'm like, oh, 620 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,320 hopefully it didn't hurt no one's feelings 'cause I'm not 621 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,360 going through it. Do you get a lot of friend 622 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,080 requests on Fet? I do get a lot of lot of lot of 623 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,880 friend requests. Do you accept your friend 624 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,160 requests 'cause like I just said, I don't go through mine. 625 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:47,640 I do because I specifically said on Fet I say to people we're all 626 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,080 here for the same reason, kink, that they can always friend 627 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,360 request me and I'll accept anyone's request. 628 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,320 Oh, that's nice. And I do that because for one, 629 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,400 we promote the podcast that way. Yeah. 630 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,680 Two, I promote the dungeon and the parties, Yeah. 631 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,800 So whatever people see me post, it's going to come up in. 632 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,960 Their feet, you know, that's pretty smart. 633 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,440 Well, I mean people can follow you though and you don't to 634 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,680 friend them. They they can, but you know why 635 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,520 not true, You know why not? I hate reading profiles on there 636 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,960 where they're just like, I'm not going to friend you unless I've 637 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,520 met you in person. It's like, yeah, you're not. 638 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,440 I'm not that strict with it, but I part of me is just like if I 639 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,160 accept everyone said, like you said, I'm gonna have to accept 640 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,520 them all. And I'm like, I just don't feel 641 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,280 like having all that in my feed. If you want, if you want to 642 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,840 watch my stuff, you can follow me. 643 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,200 And if you want to be my friend, you got to make an effort. 644 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,960 Got to impress me or something like that. 645 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,680 But that's me. But I'll never put it in my 646 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200 profile or anything like that. Well, you know, there's a 647 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,200 setting on Fet now where when you hit that friend request or 648 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,440 that message button, something will pop up and go just a 649 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,320 reminder. So and so is only looking for 650 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,800 this. So think before you message. 651 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,920 And I think you can, you can program that in to like to 652 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,960 double remind people like the like when you message them, 653 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,360 it'll be like she is not looking for hookups. 654 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,160 Don't message her if that's what you're looking for. 655 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,880 And you can still message them anyways. 656 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,840 But I like that, you know, that way you have to put in your. 657 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,120 Profile. I think there's a lot of cool 658 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,080 features to Fetlife, but I still think that can be a little more 659 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,240 user friendly. It is like, especially with the 660 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,880 chats, like I was trying to scroll up in me and my my little 661 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,880 boy toys chat 'cause I was looking for something. 662 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,720 And when you load the older messages, it takes you to like 663 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,280 seven weeks ago and I'm like, Oh my gosh, we text so much. 664 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,480 I have to scroll all the way down. 665 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,320 Or like I sent him something on Fet and it made a whole new chat 666 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,480 and I was like, Oh my God, what is going on right? 667 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,040 It was so annoying. Yeah, there's really a lot of 668 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,360 parts to FET. That's cool. 669 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,080 Yeah, you know, there's aspects of it, but like you said, in 670 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,000 order to find something you really have to go and look. 671 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,240 For it, especially fetish wise, you know? 672 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,200 And if there's somebody specific, unless you spell their 673 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,160 name absolutely correct with the underscores and everything, 674 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,600 you're fine. Capitalization. 675 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,360 Yeah, it's stupid. It's like, come on, be some 676 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,920 vague. Give something vague. 677 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,000 I think it's the case. I use that life on my phone. 678 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,800 I have a little widget for it so it looks like an app even though 679 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,360 it's still a browser and it's nice. 680 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,720 But I think they should can they move to an app? 681 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,920 They should try it. They do. 682 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,480 Have an app. They have an app. 683 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,880 They do have an app. I can't find it. 684 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,000 It's not. Easy. 685 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,520 I tried to find their app and I didn't see it. 686 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,280 Maybe it's only for Android? Oh, that could. 687 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,800 Be because I have iOS. Yeah, that that could. 688 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,880 Be but I use it like now I have like a little like emoticon on 689 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,600 my screen so it looks like an app and I like it much better so 690 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,240 I don't have to go to the website every time. 691 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,400 Yeah, I'm well, I'm not. Down. 692 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,320 I accidentally logged out the other day and I thought I 693 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,920 deleted my account for a second. I was really high and I was like 694 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,520 Oh my God. And then I just logged right 695 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,080 back in. Dipshit, That's hilarious. 696 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,760 It's so. Stupid but. 697 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,520 Anything else we'd like to tell people on this because. 698 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,520 I don't know. This is going to be our version 699 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,400 of Just a Chat. Oh you know I don't know, I feel 700 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,800 like my profile looks cute and I feel I just wish people would 701 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,480 just put more effort into it. Especially if you're wanting to 702 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,160 get things out of fet, like if you're just on fet to lurk. 703 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,280 Oh don't post anything just do whatever you want. 704 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,560 But if you're looking for a partner or a girlfriend, 705 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,719 boyfriend, a play partner, Dom or submissive, you really need 706 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,520 to, you know, put out some good energy you. 707 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:20,600 Know amp it up. Look good try effort takes you 708 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,199 so long like such a far away and the episode we posted today the 709 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,440 Mia and Barbie love your cock thing or something like that. 710 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,719 Effort will get you so much more game than anything else. 711 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,199 You want to get laid? Put in effort. 712 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,679 Literally it. And nobody wants to see Dick 713 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,120 pics. I mean, unless your cock is so 714 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,800 fucking memorable, don't fucking post. 715 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,679 Don't look up. I know, like, people watch porn 716 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,000 of women a lot. So I feel like women have a lot 717 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480 of like, like resources to know how to pose. 718 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,520 If you want to know how to send a Dick pic, look up some porn of 719 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520 guys and see how they're posing. Yeah, because that's what's 720 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,400 gonna look good. I don't don't think you're gay 721 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,200 or anything like that. Like don't freak out on me. 722 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,600 But if you need like some help, like, like if you want to post 723 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,720 like a Dick pic and you don't know how to do it, look it up. 724 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,200 Look it up. Look it up. 725 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,520 See what guys that are like get paid to be hot do like. 726 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,880 Not trying to be rude. Exactly. 727 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,800 I know this was back in the early 2000s. 728 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:23,000 Fucking Mark Wahlberg and that that fucking Calvin Klein ad and 729 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,440 that commercial. He fucking has the picture and 730 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,200 they enhanced his junk, but he's got his hand on his Dick. 731 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,680 It's on the outside. It's his fucking print. 732 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,600 It's his man print. That's what women want to see. 733 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,000 They want to see. These some of these Dick 734 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,320 pictures y'all post look like mug shots of your Dick. 735 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,920 Oh my God they do. It looks like clinical and 736 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,800 scary. It does. 737 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,760 You look like you're in an airport bathroom. 738 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,000 And you know, there was a guy, I don't know if you know this, a 739 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,640 lot of people don't realize this, OK, But guys, if you don't 740 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,480 alternate the way you're masturbating. 741 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160 It won't make your Dick sideways. 742 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,560 It will, it will make your Dick sideways. 743 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,080 And there's this guy and he fucking posted this picture and 744 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:05,080 his Dick is a fucking hook. And he said, hey ladies, you 745 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,000 want to get that hook on hook which. 746 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,040 Direction cuz I'm at. It was he pulls it out from the 747 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,960 base of his cock and he twists it to the left and you could 748 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960 tell it's a fucking. It looks like a cane. 749 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,240 Like a fucking walking I. Feel like a slight hook upwards 750 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:24,560 is very pleasant. Well, upwards, yeah, I could see 751 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,240 that first. If you're gonna hook your Dick, 752 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:30,160 hook it upwards. If you're gonna deform yourself, 753 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,160 do it in a good way. Do. 754 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,640 It in a good way yeah, my ex-boyfriend used to do that. 755 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,560 He would pull his Dick up and it was a nice, it was a nice, you 756 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,080 know what feel to. That you're definitely right, 757 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,400 because now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like one of the 758 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,960 guys I used to be with, he, he had a slight hook. 759 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080 And now that I think about it, I've seen him masturbate and I'm 760 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,440 like, that's how that makes sense. 761 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,080 I can't wait to. I'm going to text him after this 762 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,400 and tell him why his Dick is crooked. 763 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,080 Yeah. That's why he did it himself. 764 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,960 I'm really Hey, guess what, your Dick's crooked, right you. 765 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,440 So guys fucking pull that shit up, you know, pull. 766 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,200 It towards your and they'll get a splint. 767 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,160 Make it. Get some popsicle. 768 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,160 Sticks, you know, straighten that shit out. 769 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,320 Talking about Mark Wahlberg. There's a movie playing in the 770 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,840 background. Yeah, fucking. 771 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,960 So if I start studling over my words, it's because I have one 772 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,640 brain cell and there's pictures on the TV and I'm dying. 773 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,840 OK, so anyhoo. Anyhoo. 774 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:31,840 Anyhoo, who? All right, so we're back to all 775 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,520 the other stuff we've discussed. Yeah, it's always interesting. 776 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,680 We always go on tangents. You're welcome. 777 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,440 It's OK, guys. You're going to get used to 778 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,640 this. I swear. 779 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,480 At some point, if there's a suggestion that you have for 780 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,440 Barbie and I and you want us to talk about it or you want us to 781 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,560 stop doing it, you just tell us. If you want Barbie to take some 782 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,080 ADHD medicine before the podcast so we can have one cohesive 783 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,160 conversation, that will not be happening. 784 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:02,120 Wow, yeah, send in questions, send in things you want to talk 785 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,440 about. Yeah, you can message, you can 786 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,120 message me or you can message me. 787 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,280 I'm the under score Barbie on Fett, the B and the. 788 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,240 B to promote. That Oh, thank you. 789 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,000 I've read your mind. Fuck yeah. 790 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:18,000 The Barbie, the Barbie, the under score Barbie. 791 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,840 I know that's so cute. I considered it changing it to 792 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,520 TH EE like like Megan Thee Stallion. 793 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,520 But then I was like to be like the Barbie. 794 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,160 But then I'm like the Barbie's fine. 795 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,320 I wanted to be just Barbie but somebody else already had that. 796 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,800 Wow I know, so rude. Those cunts. 797 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,920 How dare someone pick something before me? 798 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,000 Those cunts. All right. 799 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,680 On that note, Barbie, are we done? 800 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,680 Yes, all right. Let's go eat some sushi. 801 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,400 So until then, may all your fantasies become. 802 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,200 That does not sound sexy. You fucking do that again. 803 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,160 Do it. Realities. 804 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,640 Realities. There we go. 805 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,200 Me as bedtime story voice. There you go.