Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and today I've got our special Barbie.
And there she's waving. I, I try to like, remember not
to wave and then I always do it. I'm always like, don't wave,
they can't see you. So, Barbie, we have a special
e-mail. OK, you know, I can't get
through all the fan mail, but I love the fan mail.
I think it's so cool. So I found this one on fat and
it is from our good friend Toad. We interviewed him about a year
ago. Super sweet man.
He's a 70 year old male slave. Oh, nice.
Yeah, so he said. Mr. Smea, I continue to love
listening to your podcast. The addition of Barbie as your
Co host is also a treat. Isn't that sweet?
Thank you. On one of your recent shows I
heard you mention if anyone had any ideas for shows to let you
know. Well here is mine.
It's true. I truly crave CBT in all forms.
Bondage, ball stretching, electrical slapping, kicking.
Unfortunately I was cursed with a tiny cock and small balls baby
right. Many times when I visited pro
doms it seemed like they really didn't know what to do with me
if it didn't fit into the ready made harnesses and things they
had on hand. On the other hand, I met some
who were very creative just using string and laces to tie
some intricate bondage right and creative ways to use so they
could stretch my balls. I'm sure you must get clients
with the same issue as mine and thought maybe at least some time
talking about ways you deal with it in your dungeon might be
helpful. I know for me sometimes it was a
disappointment if some doms just kind of gave up and moved on to
other things. Keep up the amazing work, your
slave toad. Oh, that's cute.
That's sweet. So he's not my slave, and I
think I just read that incorrectly, but regardless,
he's a slave. So, Toad, we love you.
All right, so I have a few ideas.
I know, Barbie, you love CBT. We talked.
About I've recently started to really like like it.
Very therapeutic. So what do you like to do with
it? I like to use like I haven't
done any needle play yet. I would like to, but I like
using vampire gloves and like pinwheels and stuff like that.
I also like how I'm very methodical with it.
I go very slow. Yeah, it's great though to do
that, honestly. And I've done CBT on like big
Dicks and small Dicks and flaccid Dicks.
You know it happens. Yeah.
You just got to work with what you have.
I mean, we in the dungeon, we have a cat collar that we put
around like the Dick and balls. It gets real tiny, you know,
right. But I feel like if you're
working and you're a pro Dom, you need to be like, able to
accommodate people who aren't, you know, standard, you know,
Dick size or bigger. Like, yeah, if you're a pro Dom,
then be a pro. Figure it out.
It's like.
Those people are coming to see you like, make it worth their
while. It's so crazy and it's, it's a
matter of I, I've told this to Barbie, you know, when you start
off, you got to be creative. I said, you know, go through the
cabinet, you know, use whatever you want.
I love to take wood spoons because of of how they're made.
I used one the other day. Yeah, and because of the curve
of that spoon, it's perfect for hitting.
Balls. Exactly.
Well also, it doesn't matter how small your Dick is, a clothespin
will always fit on it. Fuck yeah.
Well. Also you can always, I always
hit it no matter how small it is.
See, poke it, smack it with something.
Seriously. I like to use a flogger and just
hit the tip of it. So one of my friends actually
brought in something because I told him that I have a friend
who has a really small Dick. Like like little tiny.
Dick micro or like just tiny? Just tiny.
It's like 4 inches hard. OK.
And probably God, it's it's so it's the circumference is just
so sad. It's like less than a half
dollar. I mean, it's like, oh, it's like
a. Hot dog little.
Hot dog. There we go, Hot dog.
So anyway, he brings in this thing from Pampered Chef and
it's a latex tube and it's actually for garlic cloves.
You put the garlic cloves in it and you roll it around on your
hands because apparently there's little spikes inside of it.
Mushes up the garlic. Yes, and takes off the peeling.
He put his penis in there, yes. Yes, so I filled it with Lube
and then put his little Dick in it.
Was he just bleeding everywhere? No, no, it wasn't like that.
Oh, because the spikes were like there in itself is like spiky
silicone. Oh, so it was just like mushin
up garlic. Yeah.
It wasn't like cutting up. Yeah, I was imagining needles.
I was like, yeah, that's crazy. But anyway, he liked it, so
people need to be creative. Yeah, I mean, there's all sorts
of things you can be creative with.
I mean, you know, I'm a bit bigger.
And so sometimes, like, when it comes to me, like buying a
strap, you know, sometimes you got to be creative and you got
to add extra leather into your harnesses to make it like, fit
your hips and, you know, stuff like that.
And you know, a lot of BDSM is just making shit up it.
Is you know, I mean you can use rubber.
Bands, rubber bands, yeah, you can use.
Yeah, you can use a band gun at the Dick.
I mean, we've put rubber bands around somebody's Dick or Dick
head. Yeah, you know you can use.
You can scratch any size Dick. My question is like I get the
pre made harnesses but if you're relying on a, I'm not talking
bad on these protons, but like if you're relying on a pre made
harness to do the majority of your CBT then like the harness
just adds to it. It shouldn't be the whole thing,
you know? Very true.
Like the other day I wanted to tie a guy's Dick up because he
had a little bit of a smaller Dick and I wasn't quite that
small. But I couldn't find any string
and I couldn't find the cat collar, so I just put a bunch of
safety pins on it. Called them night.
Didn't you like the cat collar? I didn't.
I don't know where it. Is Oh, we'll get you another
one. I know I bought a bunch of
clothes pins today to bring to your dungeon.
Friday. Saturday.
My bad. That's OK.
You know, that's the other thing.
Oh, this is so funny. I went down to the AIDS clinic
because I like to go down there. I'll make a nice donation and
they give me this gigantic gallon bag of condoms.
Thank God we've been. Out of condoms, I know.
Literally I like would have to stop like a play session and I'm
like unsexual scrounging around for a condom.
So sorry. I'm like halfway into the slave
box because it's like it's like what, 3 1/2 feet off the ground?
So to bend down in it, my ass is just fully presented.
I'm like, I don't want to be best compromised.
I look like like, you know, stuck porn on porn.
Like I literally like I'm stuck. Like that's like literally how
I'm looking trying to find. This damn.
Contage. We need more of those Femidon
condoms because that's the only condom that fits on Doug.
So yes, that's true. We need just like a handful of
them since no one can really take Doug, but we need to be
prepared. We do need to be prepared,
you're right. Well, I'm thinking.
Next time I'm just Saran wrap that bitch.
You should. It has how we got to.
Describe it so it's like 12 inches long and has like a six
inch circumference, no? Yeah, I think it's even like 14
inches. It's a little taller than a.
Ruler. Yeah, in the circumference is
like the size of like a liter of soda.
Yeah, like a liter of Coke, at least.
It's 20 inches around. It's huge, yeah.
Like if you cut it down the middle, it'd probably be 6
inches from side to side. So I went down to the AIDS
clinic this morning and I met 3 new friends and they're actually
going to bring their AIDS van. OH.
My gosh, I almost booked. I wanted to book them for one of
my shows. Yeah, they're going to do AIDS
testings for. Us they they were at the event I
was at last night. Oh see, that is awesome.
I always people talk to them and see if they were interested in
coming by because the event I was at last night was a drag
event, so my event's a drag event.
So I think they do like LGBT and like kink events a lot.
Yeah. You know.
Well, these people are so super nice, you know, they're
volunteers themselves. And I said, hey guys, you know,
I'm Mr. Smea. I said I'm coming in.
I want to make a nice donation, but I I want a big bag of
condoms. I said, I'm having a big party
in October. And they say, oh, say no more,
say no more. And they went in, they got this
big old bag and they brought it out.
And they're like, oh, tell us more about the party.
So I told them all about the party and I said, you all just
want to come to the party. And they're like, yeah, can we
bring our van and we'll do AIDS testings for free.
Yeah. And I said, oh that would be
awesome. And the one chick was like.
It's a very discreet van too. OK, good.
Like. I was concerned.
If it was the van, I think I didn't go to it.
They just announced it over the mic.
And if it's what I think it is, it is literally, it looks like a
truck with like an attachment in the back.
And it's not, it's not like the blood bus.
There's blood on it. But if you want to be sure, I'd
call them and just be like, hey, before we bring that bus, can
you give it a, give me a descriptor?
Just 'cause that bus. Yeah, 'cause you could be, you
could tell them be like, I have some discreet people that are
coming. I don't know if I should bring
an AIDS bus. My neighbors might not like
that, right? So it was funny because the one
chick was like, well, you know, if someone feels uncomfortable
about getting in the van, you know, they can take take the
test and go inside and test it or they can do it at home.
It doesn't matter. And I said, well, you know, a
lot of people that come are submissive.
So if you say hey, get in the van, they're going to be like,
oh fuck yeah. They're.
Going to think they're going to get kidnapped but it's better
you're getting aid tested. Exactly.
All right, so we read our fun e-mail.
We did, and now we're going to talk about the BDSM test.
Yeah, the infamous BDSM test that everybody who is kinky and
isn't kinky take. I feel like I'm.
I remember being in high school and everyone taking it.
We're like 16. We don't know what any of this
shit is like. Really.
Yeah, I think I'm dominant. Shut the fuck.
But everyone knows this test. And I feel like you see like a
lot of people on Fetlife, they'll post their screenshots
of it or they'll copy and paste it and put it in their like bio
and stuff like that. So we thought we'd we'd talk
about the questions, maybe take it, see what answers we get.
Isn't that funny? OK, so let's do it Barbie.
We'll start with a few and let's see how far we get.
We'll read them off your phone because I think the questions
are randomized and so. OK.
I'll answer mine silently on my end, but I'll talk to you about
the questions. All right.
So the first one is I like to be dominated, especially in the
bedroom. Oh wait, I think we have the
same test. That's so good.
Oh, good. OK, so you have a, you have a
little sidebar basically, and red is absolutely disagree.
And then? Green.
So it's like basically you could be in between it's.
There you go. Ultimately, yellow is neutral.
So, so Barbie, do you like to be dominated, especially in the
bedroom? I think I.
Fall a bit into like the neutral zone to a little more.
No, OK. I mean, if we're talking about
like kink, like doing scenes, I like to be dominant.
But if we're talking about bedroom time specifically, I'm a
bit more flexible about who's in charge.
You know what I mean? I don't got to be in charge all
the time. So let's say I put mine down as
like just true neutral, you know, OK, what you put yours
down as. Well, you know, here's the
thing. Absolutely disagree.
OK, so I'm not against it, but you know, I've been with the
same partner for 14 years, so there's parts of me at times
where him dominating me on some level is sexy because he's sexy
as fuck. Yeah.
Especially when he's naked. It's just like, Oh yeah, yeah,
Daddy. OK, so just saying.
Clip that now clip it. We'll blackmail her with it
later. But but yeah, so I think
everybody has, you know, that one little side because it boils
down to trust, right? You know, because you can't just
trust anybody to make you feel submissive.
Right. And that's how I feel about it
too, where it's like it's fun being in charge, but then
sometimes you're like, I kind of just want to get wrecked and you
can't really do that while you're in charge.
That's how I feel about. It I'm really hoping Saturday
night you get that Dick, you get fucking wrecked.
I'm so prude. I'm like, Mia was telling me
earlier about some like, entanglement some of the people
in the scene are having. And she was like, well, so and
so, fuck so and so and then turn around and fuck so and so.
And I was sitting here clutching my pearls like, they what?
You're so cute. I was like, people can do that.
You're like a 70 year old. I was like, you can have sex
with more than one person in a day.
Oh my God, I was such a little prude.
But you had a nice side piece. OK, we're just.
Going to say it. Sexy man is coming to the party.
Oh my God, please wreck that Dick, Deep Throat it and do
dirty shit with it please. I'm a good Christian woman, Mia.
I will do no such thing you. Better be a dirty whore this
weekend. OK.
Next question. Next question, I like receiving
pain during sex or BDSM and seeing the results of it.
Marks, bruises, makeup, running tears, etcetera afterwards.
I put neutral again. Are you neutral on that?
Yeah, well, not, I'm not actually neutral on it.
I'm putting neutral because I also like it, but I don't like,
I don't like all of it. So I'm not a big on like like
receiving pain like from kink things, but I don't mind pain
from like, well, by king things, I mean like implements, but I
don't mind things like I like hickeys.
I do like when my makeup is running, you know, I like that
stuff, but not all of it. So I'm not necessarily the
biggest fan of getting bent over and hit with a paddle.
Same I have done it. Before I don't mind it, like
I'll, I do it like if like who I'm with is like really into it.
You know, sometimes you do things for your partners.
Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, but like, if someone's
like, oh, do you like getting whipped, it's going to be a no,
I'm a pussy. I can't.
You hit me. I'm going to start crying.
And now my makeup's running for bad reasons.
And I have seen we're not going to get through this test.
We talk so much. I've missed you.
It's been a a sad four days without you.
You've seen me. What?
I said I've missed you. It's been a sad four days
without you. Before I interrupted you, I
thought you said you seen me do something.
I've seen you tear some motherfuckers up in that
dungeon, I have. And then for you to say if I get
hit with a whip I'm gonna cry. Do you remember?
I hit myself with the big whip in your backyard.
I hurt my feelings. Fuck.
I was trying to learn how to like use a giant whip and I like
swung it and it came back and hit me perfectly on the ass
cheek and I was like, I wasn't actually crying.
I just, I don't know, I don't like it.
I do like hand spanking though, so maybe I'm a liar.
OK so the next question is I prefer making the sexual
decisions for my partner as it gives me more control.
I like that 'cause I'm bossy. Oh, catch it.
OK. Oh, sexual decisions for my
partner. Yeah, we're on the same page
with that. It's not even like a king thing.
I'm just a bitch. You're.
Not. A bitch my way or the highway?
You just like to be in control, so that's OK.
All right, The next one after that, I don't mind a little
playful resistance from my partner.
In the end, I'll win anyway. I don't mind resistance, but I'm
not a big fan of bratting and I have a feeling this question is
like talking about bratting and not talking about like, you
know, kind of fighting back a little bit.
Well, yeah, I'm like you, I think.
I think they're talking about bratting in general.
'Cause I mean, a little playful resistance is fun, 'cause well,
I, I don't mind like roughhousing with my partner.
I think that's fun. Like playfully like wrestling.
Yeah. That's like when you say playful
resistance, that's what I'm talking about.
That's fun, but I think that technically falls into primal.
Yeah, it could. Put that I'm going to fuck you
up. Oh my goodness.
OK, so the next one. Barbie read it.
I like forcing my partner into submission much more than them
submitting spontaneously. I don't know, I think because
I'm a little sensual, I like when they want to be submissive
like, but I also think that like is that a brat taming question
like do I don't know what that is I.
I think OK, I like forcing my partner into submission much
more than them submitting spontaneously.
Fall into like punishment. Maybe.
A Big Punisher at all.
Like I like when my are. You sure?
Well, no, but like saying, Oh, I'm going to punish you for
this. Like I, I know I'll hit somebody
and I'll be like me and like, and all that kind of stuff
because they, they want me to, not because they earned it.
You know what I mean? More like I want them to ask for
it. I want you to beg for me to hurt
you. Like that's how I feel about.
It to me it sounds kind of rapey.
Yeah, it does. But at the same time I like
forcing my partner in submission.
See, my thing is I want them to beg for me to Dom them.
And so it's a little different where I'm like, I don't, I'm not
going to force you to do anything.
I'm a privilege. Be like I'm the fucking Barbie
bitch. Feeling physically overpowered
is one of my the most liberating sexual feelings.
It is again sounds like a rape victim.
Well, I think for me, like I've been on both ends of it because
I am a bit more of a switch. Don't tell the church, but I
have like I remember one time it was like really hot like me and
this guy I was like lovers with. We were like play fighting and
he like overpowered me and I was like immediately like, oh, are
we gonna are you gonna fuck me now?
And it wasn't even like sexy before then.
But the second he overpowered me, I was like, that's man.
I'm like, I'm a big old strong bitch.
And maybe I'm just into men who could best me in combat, you
know? Oh my God, Barbie.
And here she's like wiping her brow like all sexy.
Oh my God, okay. So physically overpowered, Yeah,
I don't get into that. I I don't mind physically
overpowering my partner. Obviously, specifically in the
bedroom, in the bed. We're about to have sex.
Don't overpower me anywhere else.
I'll lose it. I will fix.
I won't fight you. Anyway, that door has to be
shut, locked and no one can be watching before I submit to
somebody. OK, All right.
The next one is I would like to have sex with multiple people at
the same time. I like threesomes.
I've had, I've had one before. I want to have one with two men.
No one. Don't get excited.
I saw everyone in the podcast get excited.
OK, that can happen I. Just like to see boys kiss.
Oh, OK, yeah, you want to see the by thing?
Yeah, I'm by. Yeah, I don't often, yeah, mess
with straight guys. I got a straight one now but
I'll convert them. Are you a fan of threesomes or
anything? Oh fuck yeah.
I've done gangbangs. I've done I've done three ways
4. Ways two girl threesome like me,
another girl and this guy. It was really fun.
It was had some of the most my most erotic moments in my like
sexual history. It was, I just wasn't into the
girl that much. So I kind of just wasn't like,
it was my first time sleeping with a woman too.
So it was a little bit like a lot at once.
And I was just like, I look back and I'm like, I'm not mad it
happened, but if I was going to like have a threesome again, I'd
probably not do it the way I did it then.
But it was really fun though. I wish it was a girl I was
actually like interested in more though.
OK, so two stories. One is -1 that's positive.
I'm going to tell you this as just to share it with you.
So obviously I wasn't much older than you at the time, but my
friend, she, I told you, she kind of resembles you, you know,
big, blonde, attractive. Well, she, you know, she had a
sexy boyfriend. He really wasn't my type.
He's a Carlton, you know, and know it all.
Just kind of an ass. One time he corrected me in a
restaurant because I was condescending to the waitress.
I bite into the. Bone after she was rude to me
you know and I was like fuck you bitch, you know I told him that
not her but ultimately. That's funny.
I don't like him but my friend wanted to do a three-way with
him and I and I was like God I really don't like fucking my
friends. That's the issue there.
It seems like a double negative you.
Don't. Yeah, you don't do it, but
anyway. Ask someone who's a consistent
homie hopper. Don't fuck your friends.
So ultimately what happened was he wanted to pay more attention
to me because I was new as fresh meat.
Oh, she hated it. And she fucking hated it.
And always happened. It always happened.
But you never have threesomes with people your friends.
It didn't end well for me either because I was friends with this
girl and then she got close with me and this guy and and like me
and him weren't together. But it created issues because
she ended up like sleeping with him without me.
And then she felt really bad because she like felt like she
was sleeping with my boyfriend but we weren't dating but we
were together. It was really weird.
And we're not friends anymore. And I'm like not because of
that. There was other things, but like
that threesome didn't help it. Threesome did not help it and.
Also she was like a smoker and that spit was so gross.
Like he was into it because like he's getting to fuck 2 hot goth
girls. Let me tell you about this
motherfucker. He OK, let's do it.
He did not deserve this, so he had sex with two hot goth girls
who are both good at what we do. Then he got to wake up and get
like, as we're leaving his house, his friends drive up to
pick him up, to drive him to New Orleans so he can go to a
Paramore concert. And I'm like, you don't deserve
that. And Paramore is like this really
big like, band with like, alternative people.
Yeah. And I was like, he that was the
best 24 hours of his life. He got to fuck 2G bitches for
like 5 hours and then wake up and go see his favorite band of
all time. That.
Motherfucker did not deserve that right.
Fuck him. I look back and I was like, I
gave you the world. You have nothing without me.
So you and I both like to see Guy on Guy.
I do. I have two boys kiss.
OK, so. Ideally I'd have two boyfriends
and they'd kiss and I'd dress them as twins and they would do
all my chores. So, so I got to see Charles and
another dude this weekend and that was sexy.
That was sexy. I don't know, Charles.
Swing both ways. Oh.
Yeah, he's he's openly by, which is cool.
I feel like everyone should be by.
So it was great watching this other guy just go down on him.
So it was, it was fun. I liked watching.
But I will say that one of my hottest memories of two dudes
was I was dating a furry and and he had a boyfriend and it was
all open. We all kind of got it.
You know, the boyfriend, he'd never been with a woman.
He was very resistant. Yeah.
Gold Star, you know. Yeah, but ultimately we kind of
crossed him over a little bit because, you know, I did dirty
shit to both of them. And I mean, it was one hell of a
Oh my God, it was one hell of a time, honestly.
So just saying there's a lot of licking and oral and a lot of it
was fun me. And my friends, and this was
before I ever like, you know, like came to the dungeon or
anything, but we threw like a actually I'd been here before,
but it was before I was like doming.
But we threw like a very kinky themed Valentine's Day party.
And my guy friend came and there's this other guy friend of
ours that came and they're like the only boys in the whole
joint. And we were playing spin the
bottle and they landed on each other.
They start kissing. Well, then they start making
out. And then they lay on the floor.
And I tell you, every girl in the room, their eyes glassed
over and it was like those men were in danger.
Suddenly those men were in so much danger.
And it was just because like all the girls in the room are into
that. And I was like, they could have
had their pick in the night. They could have turned on and go
you, you and you, let's go, right?
It was so funny and that. Was awesome.
I know it was like it was so hot and then I just, it got quiet in
the room and every girl just like grabbed each other and
we're just like what's happening?
What's happening? Everything we've ever dreamed of
is happening. The boys are making out and
they're laying down making out. Oh my God, boys are kissing.
So did they get into it like you did?
Obviously. Well, they, they stopped making
out after a second, but it was because they weren't actually
going to like fuck each other or anything like that because we're
trying to spin the bottle. But we were all like.
That's so hot. Oh my God, I forgot we were
taking a test. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, OK. It's going to get through the 8%
through and like 90% through the episode.
It's OK. It's OK.
All right, Let's just do this final page and then we'll do a
Part 2. Yeah.
All right, So the top. When people watch me being naked
and having sex, I really don't like.
It no same. I really do not like it.
We don't need fucking audiences. I don't, I don't, I don't even
like, even with people I've brought into the dungeon that
I'm like, I know that Mia's dog is lying really cute right now,
but it's so. Cute.
Even like guys I've brought into the dungeon that like I'm
actively like sleeping with, I still won't even like have them
naked during our scenes. I don't know like something
about it. Like I don't want these
motherfuckers to see me touch a Dick in public.
You don't get that for free. You're.
Like no shit I don't. I hate when they like, I don't
mind if like guys get off on me, but I'm not going to give you
good content to get off on me. If you're going to get off on
me, you're going to get off on me in my clothes.
Like that's how I feel about it. I don't, I don't know.
I don't like walking around naked.
I don't. We were just talking about this
before the episode started. It's so true.
I'm with you on that I. Don't know, but once again I am
prude. I'm the nun of this dungeon.
It's all right, read the next one.
Ideally I would command my partner and they'd obey me like
a puppet puppet. No matter what I tell them to
do. That's not my cup of tea.
I like when my partners have autonomy.
OK all. Right, right.
So I don't like sexual, I don't like to make sexual decisions.
I prefer my part to partner to make them for me.
I feel like these questions are hard because I feel like when
I've been interacting with people, I've never felt like I
was consciously making decisions for them or that they were
consciously making decisions for me.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, I just feel like it's like a collaboration thing, so it's
hard to answer. It's like, well, even when I'm
like quote, UN quote subbing or submissive, I'm still making
decisions. Like I'll still be like, oh,
let's switch positions or like, let's do something else, you
know? Yeah, I don't like that.
I really don't. All right?
I love making my partners do really disgusting things purely
for my own pleasure. No, there's not really much
disgusting things that would bring me pleasure.
Right, like. What?
Oh, I mean, I I don't know, I think it depends on like what
you consider disgusting. I will say I did.
I I know I've referenced him a few times this episode, but like
my previous lover, he one time we were fucking this little TMI,
sorry guys, and he like came on my ass and then he'd licked it
off and something about it was just so depraved that it was
hot. But maybe it was just I hadn't
had post nut clarity yet. But like post nut.
Clarity. You never heard?
Of that, Oh my God, that's great.
But like, he licked it off and it was like so gross and so
depraved, but like, I liked it 'cause I was like, you like me
that much, you're going to lick your own cum off my ass.
OK? Like, that's awesome.
Something about it was hot. But I will say like having a guy
like lick your boot is hot, but that's not, I know kink bitches
are like oh, that's not disgusting.
They're probably talking about like eating shit or like
vomiting or something like crazy you.
Never know like. For me, I don't know, licking a
boots pretty gross so, but that's kind of hot.
It is, it is so I heard that our two friends when they fucked
yesterday, they ended up when he came in her ass.
In her ass. Yes, he licked it clean after
woo woo. But my cum wasn't in my ass, it
was on my ass and that is a big difference.
I wouldn't have said anything, but you're telling your story
about it. No, I can't judge him, right?
That's great. I've also swallowed cum so like
what am I going to say? Oh my God, dudes cum Oh.
Jesus Christmas, the first time I gave a blowjob it was so gross
and I literally thought all cum was going to taste like that and
then like like whenever I ended up like losing my virginity and
stuff I was like oh that kid was just dehydrated or something.
Yes, thank you. I haven't had any problems with
since then though. Yeah, but I get lucky.
I get lucky with these clean. Guys, I was going to say, you're
sexy man. Did you take his own cum yet?
In your mouth? No, Do it.
He's he's not very into head. For him, he.
Doesn't like receiving it. He doesn't do that much for him,
he says. Wow.
OK, he. Likes giving it but like not
really receiving and I'm not going to complain about it.
I mean, I personally do like giving guys head, but like, hey,
I'm not going to go out of my way to do it.
Yeah, I gotcha. OK, what's the next question,
Barbie? I'm willing to do anything once,
even if I don't think I'll like it.
Probably not. I think there's a few things I
know I won't like. Okay, yeah, I was going to say
to me as long as it doesn't involve anything like hurting
someone, you know, that they didn't want or, you know, just
I'm. Assuming this is stuff like
done, I interpreted the question like it's something going to be
done. To me, yeah, I'm thinking that
too. And yeah, but I wouldn't
necessarily say. If someone was like, can I piss
on you? I would be like, no, I know I'm
not going to like that. I wouldn't really try it because
I'm like, I don't need to try it.
I know I don't want to get pissed off.
Not even some shit, just. A little nugget.
Now, if somebody was like, can I hit you with this?
Maybe. I'd say yes.
It's depending on how funny it would be.
I don't know if Ruby pulled out her rubber whip with the wheel
pinwheels death on the end of it and said, can I hit you with
this? I'd be like, no, I know I'm not
going to like that. Right.
OK, physically restricting my partner during sex or BDSM with
clothes, attributes, robe, rope, chains, etcetera is arousing,
Yeah. Yeah, duh.
Yeah, that's a dumb question. Duh, duh.
Stupid test. Of course we like that.
I like to physically pin them down.
I grabbed them a hose by the wrist.
We just need to call you like Russell Barbie.
I had, I had some people contact me about doing some wrestling
sessions and I would have done it, but I, I did ask them.
I was like going to have to ask them like, is this something you
want to win or do you want me to actually try?
That's two different outcomes. 1 outcome's going to be infinitely
more sexier than the other because if I'm trying, I'm
showing up in a singlet. Like, Oh my God.
With a mouth guarding. Oh my God.
OK, all right, remember you said that I'm going to show you a
clip from a show so we can talk about going to.
Request me in a singlet. Oh my God, no.
Guys, don't make me wear a singlet please.
It won't compliment my figures all right.
Last question for the day, Barbie.
Last question, that is 8% through this test.
Yes. OK I like sending nude or sexual
picture slash videos to others. Pictures yeah.
Videos no. OK but like like a titty pic or
an ass pic? I don't take vagine pics.
OK. You know my vagina is not meant
to be photographed. She's an in person cat.
Sorry guys. No, I did have sexy guy.
I was being so mean to, he was away for, you know, some work
stuff. So he had like barely any
Internet access. He's in like a shared room with
a bunch of people he's working with.
So he can't like, do a lot. And he was texting me and he was
so incredibly horny. And I'm just laying in bed
having a good time. I'm just chilling and he's like
texting me and I was like send me a pic and he's like, well, I
can't, there's other people. I said send me a pic.
He's like, what do I get in return?
I said I might send you a video or I said I might.
I said I might send you something back.
And then he was talking about a video because I told him I was
going to buy a vibrator and he's like, oh, I want to see a video
of you using it. I said I've never sent a video.
He sent me pictures and he said where's mine?
I said, oh, I'm not sending you anything.
You are terrible. I think I did end up sending him
like an ass pic or something. And the poor, sweet little boy.
He was grateful. With his big old cock.
He was grateful for his ass pic and then he was like no videos.
I said no videos. Oh my goodness, my puppy and I
have such a great connection that she will wink at me when
she knows I'm talking to her. She.
Was getting in my face and licking me in the.
Face. She is the sweetest, kindest
little soul. I love her so much.
She's such a good girl. I love you, Twyla.
My puppy she's she's bad anxiety so if me and my dad are talking
and me and him are like talking shit or like we're talking about
something that upsets us if we're not using happy tone, she
starts getting stressed and thanks for fighting and she'll
start be like and she'll start wagging your tail and crawling
up to us licking and she's like don't.
Fight. Don't.
Fight we're like, we're just talking shit Rosie, chill out
and. She's like, oh, the horse dogs
are just the coolest thing ever. And it really.
Has like 2 brain cells that bump into each other sometimes so
he's like I like rocks. Oh my God.
OK, so we have subjected the listeners once again to our
nonsense. All right?
Are we ready? You're welcome, by the way.
You're welcome, listeners. OK, so Barbie and I also have a
proposal. Please, if anyone listens to us
on Apple or Spotify, if you really enjoy our show, and we
hope you do, I had a lovely little motherfucker decide that.
Well, two people. I've pissed off two people over
the years. And people.
That got pissed off at her, not even people that she
necessarily. Pissed thank you thank you and
they decided they were going to leave us nasty reviews he.
Literally changed his review from positive to negative just
to be a Dick. Exactly.
But you know what's interesting?
On certain sites where it posts the review, other than Apple, it
shows the same screen name for both.
So that's really. Funny yeah also the negative
review is very personal It doesn't have anything to do
about the podcast so that. Let's make it really funny.
Thank you is a mean person and it's like that she's a.
Lie. It's a fake.
She make fun of you? Yeah, kind of the job like that
kind of comes in the territory. Only in the session, Barbie.
Only in the session. Oh, I mean all the time.
But yeah, if you like us, give us five stars.
Leave us a nice. Room for you.
Yes, I think that'd be nice. You got to keep us around
because we get too many bad ruse.
You know Spotify's going to take us down.
Do it. Fuck.
Be mean to Emilia. They want it.
Yeah, you fucking whores get your shit and hear.
Five stars. We want 5 motherfucking stars.
Rate US now, compliment us in the comments.
Bitch, do it. If you don't, I'm gonna fight
you. I know you like that, you freak.
Fuck. OK.
All right, the. Episode of Get riled up.
You can get riled up. All right, so until then, may
all your fantasies become. Reality.