1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,920 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,320 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,800 and today I've got our special Barbie. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,200 And there she's waving. I, I try to like, remember not 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,880 to wave and then I always do it. I'm always like, don't wave, 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:27,160 they can't see you. So, Barbie, we have a special 7 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,400 e-mail. OK, you know, I can't get 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,960 through all the fan mail, but I love the fan mail. 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,480 I think it's so cool. So I found this one on fat and 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,640 it is from our good friend Toad. We interviewed him about a year 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,880 ago. Super sweet man. 12 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,720 He's a 70 year old male slave. Oh, nice. 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,080 Yeah, so he said. Mr. Smea, I continue to love 14 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,600 listening to your podcast. The addition of Barbie as your 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,040 Co host is also a treat. Isn't that sweet? 16 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,760 Thank you. On one of your recent shows I 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:08,080 heard you mention if anyone had any ideas for shows to let you 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,320 know. Well here is mine. 19 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,720 It's true. I truly crave CBT in all forms. 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:20,400 Bondage, ball stretching, electrical slapping, kicking. 21 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:26,120 Unfortunately I was cursed with a tiny cock and small balls baby 22 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,880 right. Many times when I visited pro 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,040 doms it seemed like they really didn't know what to do with me 24 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:36,000 if it didn't fit into the ready made harnesses and things they 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,320 had on hand. On the other hand, I met some 26 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:43,400 who were very creative just using string and laces to tie 27 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,440 some intricate bondage right and creative ways to use so they 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,800 could stretch my balls. I'm sure you must get clients 29 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,400 with the same issue as mine and thought maybe at least some time 30 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,520 talking about ways you deal with it in your dungeon might be 31 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,520 helpful. I know for me sometimes it was a 32 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,560 disappointment if some doms just kind of gave up and moved on to 33 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,680 other things. Keep up the amazing work, your 34 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,280 slave toad. Oh, that's cute. 35 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,040 That's sweet. So he's not my slave, and I 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,560 think I just read that incorrectly, but regardless, 37 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,280 he's a slave. So, Toad, we love you. 38 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,800 All right, so I have a few ideas. 39 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,560 I know, Barbie, you love CBT. We talked. 40 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,240 About I've recently started to really like like it. 41 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,200 Very therapeutic. So what do you like to do with 42 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,400 it? I like to use like I haven't 43 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,120 done any needle play yet. I would like to, but I like 44 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,760 using vampire gloves and like pinwheels and stuff like that. 45 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,280 I also like how I'm very methodical with it. 46 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,920 I go very slow. Yeah, it's great though to do 47 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,080 that, honestly. And I've done CBT on like big 48 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,040 Dicks and small Dicks and flaccid Dicks. 49 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,040 You know it happens. Yeah. 50 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,160 You just got to work with what you have. 51 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,560 I mean, we in the dungeon, we have a cat collar that we put 52 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,360 around like the Dick and balls. It gets real tiny, you know, 53 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,760 right. But I feel like if you're 54 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:14,920 working and you're a pro Dom, you need to be like, able to 55 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,960 accommodate people who aren't, you know, standard, you know, 56 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,720 Dick size or bigger. Like, yeah, if you're a pro Dom, 57 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,840 then be a pro. Figure it out. 58 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,640 Figure it out. It's like. 59 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,760 Those people are coming to see you like, make it worth their 60 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,280 while. It's so crazy and it's, it's a 61 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,560 matter of I, I've told this to Barbie, you know, when you start 62 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,800 off, you got to be creative. I said, you know, go through the 63 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,360 cabinet, you know, use whatever you want. 64 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,440 I love to take wood spoons because of of how they're made. 65 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,480 I used one the other day. Yeah, and because of the curve 66 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,720 of that spoon, it's perfect for hitting. 67 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,040 Balls. Exactly. 68 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,240 Well also, it doesn't matter how small your Dick is, a clothespin 69 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,200 will always fit on it. Fuck yeah. 70 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,120 Well. Also you can always, I always 71 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,800 hit it no matter how small it is. 72 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,000 See, poke it, smack it with something. 73 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,360 Seriously. I like to use a flogger and just 74 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:13,360 hit the tip of it. So one of my friends actually 75 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,120 brought in something because I told him that I have a friend 76 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:20,560 who has a really small Dick. Like like little tiny. 77 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,040 Dick micro or like just tiny? Just tiny. 78 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,760 It's like 4 inches hard. OK. 79 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:32,400 And probably God, it's it's so it's the circumference is just 80 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,800 so sad. It's like less than a half 81 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,240 dollar. I mean, it's like, oh, it's like 82 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,120 a. Hot dog little. 83 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,760 Hot dog. There we go, Hot dog. 84 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,800 So anyway, he brings in this thing from Pampered Chef and 85 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:52,160 it's a latex tube and it's actually for garlic cloves. 86 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,440 You put the garlic cloves in it and you roll it around on your 87 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,800 hands because apparently there's little spikes inside of it. 88 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,040 Mushes up the garlic. Yes, and takes off the peeling. 89 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,720 He put his penis in there, yes. Yes, so I filled it with Lube 90 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,560 and then put his little Dick in it. 91 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,720 Was he just bleeding everywhere? No, no, it wasn't like that. 92 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,000 Oh, because the spikes were like there in itself is like spiky 93 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,160 silicone. Oh, so it was just like mushin 94 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:21,840 up garlic. Yeah. 95 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,680 It wasn't like cutting up. Yeah, I was imagining needles. 96 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:29,840 I was like, yeah, that's crazy. But anyway, he liked it, so 97 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:33,600 people need to be creative. Yeah, I mean, there's all sorts 98 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,400 of things you can be creative with. 99 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,400 I mean, you know, I'm a bit bigger. 100 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,400 And so sometimes, like, when it comes to me, like buying a 101 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,880 strap, you know, sometimes you got to be creative and you got 102 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,200 to add extra leather into your harnesses to make it like, fit 103 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,880 your hips and, you know, stuff like that. 104 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:54,240 And you know, a lot of BDSM is just making shit up it. 105 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,040 Is you know, I mean you can use rubber. 106 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,040 Bands, rubber bands, yeah, you can use. 107 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,600 Yeah, you can use a band gun at the Dick. 108 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,600 I mean, we've put rubber bands around somebody's Dick or Dick 109 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,800 head. Yeah, you know you can use. 110 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,920 You can scratch any size Dick. My question is like I get the 111 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,800 pre made harnesses but if you're relying on a, I'm not talking 112 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,840 bad on these protons, but like if you're relying on a pre made 113 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:20,920 harness to do the majority of your CBT then like the harness 114 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,720 just adds to it. It shouldn't be the whole thing, 115 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:24,960 you know? Very true. 116 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,440 Like the other day I wanted to tie a guy's Dick up because he 117 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,360 had a little bit of a smaller Dick and I wasn't quite that 118 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,360 small. But I couldn't find any string 119 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,360 and I couldn't find the cat collar, so I just put a bunch of 120 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,200 safety pins on it. Called them night. 121 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,480 Didn't you like the cat collar? I didn't. 122 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,680 I don't know where it. Is Oh, we'll get you another 123 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,760 one. I know I bought a bunch of 124 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,960 clothes pins today to bring to your dungeon. 125 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,520 Friday. Saturday. 126 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,920 My bad. That's OK. 127 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,240 You know, that's the other thing. 128 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,200 Oh, this is so funny. I went down to the AIDS clinic 129 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,320 because I like to go down there. I'll make a nice donation and 130 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,000 they give me this gigantic gallon bag of condoms. 131 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,600 Thank God we've been. Out of condoms, I know. 132 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,680 Literally I like would have to stop like a play session and I'm 133 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,040 like unsexual scrounging around for a condom. 134 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,880 So sorry. I'm like halfway into the slave 135 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,120 box because it's like it's like what, 3 1/2 feet off the ground? 136 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,520 So to bend down in it, my ass is just fully presented. 137 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,200 I'm like, I don't want to be best compromised. 138 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,240 I look like like, you know, stuck porn on porn. 139 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,880 Like I literally like I'm stuck. Like that's like literally how 140 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,240 I'm looking trying to find. This damn. 141 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,320 Contage. We need more of those Femidon 142 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,120 condoms because that's the only condom that fits on Doug. 143 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,360 So yes, that's true. We need just like a handful of 144 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,240 them since no one can really take Doug, but we need to be 145 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,960 prepared. We do need to be prepared, 146 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,920 you're right. Well, I'm thinking. 147 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,840 Next time I'm just Saran wrap that bitch. 148 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,000 You should. It has how we got to. 149 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,480 Describe it so it's like 12 inches long and has like a six 150 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,520 inch circumference, no? Yeah, I think it's even like 14 151 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,080 inches. It's a little taller than a. 152 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,160 Ruler. Yeah, in the circumference is 153 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,480 like the size of like a liter of soda. 154 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,360 Yeah, like a liter of Coke, at least. 155 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,640 It's 20 inches around. It's huge, yeah. 156 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,880 Like if you cut it down the middle, it'd probably be 6 157 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:18,160 inches from side to side. So I went down to the AIDS 158 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:23,200 clinic this morning and I met 3 new friends and they're actually 159 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,680 going to bring their AIDS van. OH. 160 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,960 My gosh, I almost booked. I wanted to book them for one of 161 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,160 my shows. Yeah, they're going to do AIDS 162 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,360 testings for. Us they they were at the event I 163 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:37,000 was at last night. Oh see, that is awesome. 164 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,440 I always people talk to them and see if they were interested in 165 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:44,480 coming by because the event I was at last night was a drag 166 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,200 event, so my event's a drag event. 167 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,920 So I think they do like LGBT and like kink events a lot. 168 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,280 Yeah. You know. 169 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,240 Well, these people are so super nice, you know, they're 170 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,240 volunteers themselves. And I said, hey guys, you know, 171 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,240 I'm Mr. Smea. I said I'm coming in. 172 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,160 I want to make a nice donation, but I I want a big bag of 173 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,320 condoms. I said, I'm having a big party 174 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,840 in October. And they say, oh, say no more, 175 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,640 say no more. And they went in, they got this 176 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,040 big old bag and they brought it out. 177 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,960 And they're like, oh, tell us more about the party. 178 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,840 So I told them all about the party and I said, you all just 179 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,680 want to come to the party. And they're like, yeah, can we 180 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:24,480 bring our van and we'll do AIDS testings for free. 181 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,680 Yeah. And I said, oh that would be 182 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,440 awesome. And the one chick was like. 183 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,240 It's a very discreet van too. OK, good. 184 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,440 Like. I was concerned. 185 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,640 If it was the van, I think I didn't go to it. 186 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,120 They just announced it over the mic. 187 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,080 And if it's what I think it is, it is literally, it looks like a 188 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,400 truck with like an attachment in the back. 189 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,720 And it's not, it's not like the blood bus. 190 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,800 There's blood on it. But if you want to be sure, I'd 191 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,480 call them and just be like, hey, before we bring that bus, can 192 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,160 you give it a, give me a descriptor? 193 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,480 Just 'cause that bus. Yeah, 'cause you could be, you 194 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,320 could tell them be like, I have some discreet people that are 195 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,520 coming. I don't know if I should bring 196 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,920 an AIDS bus. My neighbors might not like 197 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,760 that, right? So it was funny because the one 198 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,560 chick was like, well, you know, if someone feels uncomfortable 199 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,760 about getting in the van, you know, they can take take the 200 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,240 test and go inside and test it or they can do it at home. 201 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,280 It doesn't matter. And I said, well, you know, a 202 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,040 lot of people that come are submissive. 203 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,880 So if you say hey, get in the van, they're going to be like, 204 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,800 oh fuck yeah. They're. 205 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,080 Going to think they're going to get kidnapped but it's better 206 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,960 you're getting aid tested. Exactly. 207 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,000 All right, so we read our fun e-mail. 208 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,080 We did, and now we're going to talk about the BDSM test. 209 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:46,000 Yeah, the infamous BDSM test that everybody who is kinky and 210 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,560 isn't kinky take. I feel like I'm. 211 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,680 I remember being in high school and everyone taking it. 212 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 We're like 16. We don't know what any of this 213 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,600 shit is like. Really. 214 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,280 Yeah, I think I'm dominant. Shut the fuck. 215 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:04,400 But everyone knows this test. And I feel like you see like a 216 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,000 lot of people on Fetlife, they'll post their screenshots 217 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,760 of it or they'll copy and paste it and put it in their like bio 218 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,040 and stuff like that. So we thought we'd we'd talk 219 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,880 about the questions, maybe take it, see what answers we get. 220 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,680 Isn't that funny? OK, so let's do it Barbie. 221 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,160 We'll start with a few and let's see how far we get. 222 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,600 We'll read them off your phone because I think the questions 223 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,880 are randomized and so. OK. 224 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,440 I'll answer mine silently on my end, but I'll talk to you about 225 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,720 the questions. All right. 226 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,720 So the first one is I like to be dominated, especially in the 227 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,080 bedroom. Oh wait, I think we have the 228 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,000 same test. That's so good. 229 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,480 Oh, good. OK, so you have a, you have a 230 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:50,160 little sidebar basically, and red is absolutely disagree. 231 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,200 And then? Green. 232 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,760 So it's like basically you could be in between it's. 233 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,480 There you go. Ultimately, yellow is neutral. 234 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:00,920 So, so Barbie, do you like to be dominated, especially in the 235 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,680 bedroom? I think I. 236 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:06,480 Fall a bit into like the neutral zone to a little more. 237 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,520 No, OK. I mean, if we're talking about 238 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,240 like kink, like doing scenes, I like to be dominant. 239 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,120 But if we're talking about bedroom time specifically, I'm a 240 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,280 bit more flexible about who's in charge. 241 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,160 You know what I mean? I don't got to be in charge all 242 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,400 the time. So let's say I put mine down as 243 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,880 like just true neutral, you know, OK, what you put yours 244 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,480 down as. Well, you know, here's the 245 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:39,120 thing. Absolutely disagree. 246 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,280 OK, so I'm not against it, but you know, I've been with the 247 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:50,600 same partner for 14 years, so there's parts of me at times 248 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:56,480 where him dominating me on some level is sexy because he's sexy 249 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,160 as fuck. Yeah. 250 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Especially when he's naked. It's just like, Oh yeah, yeah, 251 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,280 Daddy. OK, so just saying. 252 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,120 Clip that now clip it. We'll blackmail her with it 253 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,560 later. But but yeah, so I think 254 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,080 everybody has, you know, that one little side because it boils 255 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,240 down to trust, right? You know, because you can't just 256 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,000 trust anybody to make you feel submissive. 257 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,480 Right. And that's how I feel about it 258 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,600 too, where it's like it's fun being in charge, but then 259 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,680 sometimes you're like, I kind of just want to get wrecked and you 260 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,520 can't really do that while you're in charge. 261 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,240 That's how I feel about. It I'm really hoping Saturday 262 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,840 night you get that Dick, you get fucking wrecked. 263 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,440 I'm so prude. I'm like, Mia was telling me 264 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,680 earlier about some like, entanglement some of the people 265 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,160 in the scene are having. And she was like, well, so and 266 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,480 so, fuck so and so and then turn around and fuck so and so. 267 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,760 And I was sitting here clutching my pearls like, they what? 268 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:58,640 You're so cute. I was like, people can do that. 269 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,680 You're like a 70 year old. I was like, you can have sex 270 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,000 with more than one person in a day. 271 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,480 Oh my God, I was such a little prude. 272 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,080 But you had a nice side piece. OK, we're just. 273 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,280 Going to say it. Sexy man is coming to the party. 274 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,240 Oh my God, please wreck that Dick, Deep Throat it and do 275 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:23,040 dirty shit with it please. I'm a good Christian woman, Mia. 276 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,960 I will do no such thing you. Better be a dirty whore this 277 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,560 weekend. OK. 278 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,600 Next question. Next question, I like receiving 279 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,960 pain during sex or BDSM and seeing the results of it. 280 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,920 Marks, bruises, makeup, running tears, etcetera afterwards. 281 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,360 I put neutral again. Are you neutral on that? 282 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,760 Yeah, well, not, I'm not actually neutral on it. 283 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,920 I'm putting neutral because I also like it, but I don't like, 284 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,560 I don't like all of it. So I'm not a big on like like 285 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,600 receiving pain like from kink things, but I don't mind pain 286 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,680 from like, well, by king things, I mean like implements, but I 287 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,880 don't mind things like I like hickeys. 288 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,120 I do like when my makeup is running, you know, I like that 289 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,240 stuff, but not all of it. So I'm not necessarily the 290 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,560 biggest fan of getting bent over and hit with a paddle. 291 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,440 Same I have done it. Before I don't mind it, like 292 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,720 I'll, I do it like if like who I'm with is like really into it. 293 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,400 You know, sometimes you do things for your partners. 294 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,960 Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, but like, if someone's 295 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,400 like, oh, do you like getting whipped, it's going to be a no, 296 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,560 I'm a pussy. I can't. 297 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,360 You hit me. I'm going to start crying. 298 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,520 And now my makeup's running for bad reasons. 299 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,240 And I have seen we're not going to get through this test. 300 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,800 We talk so much. I've missed you. 301 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,720 It's been a a sad four days without you. 302 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,000 You've seen me. What? 303 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,360 I said I've missed you. It's been a sad four days 304 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,040 without you. Before I interrupted you, I 305 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,560 thought you said you seen me do something. 306 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,800 I've seen you tear some motherfuckers up in that 307 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,440 dungeon, I have. And then for you to say if I get 308 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,480 hit with a whip I'm gonna cry. Do you remember? 309 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,120 I hit myself with the big whip in your backyard. 310 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,760 I hurt my feelings. Fuck. 311 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,120 I was trying to learn how to like use a giant whip and I like 312 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,080 swung it and it came back and hit me perfectly on the ass 313 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,080 cheek and I was like, I wasn't actually crying. 314 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,400 I just, I don't know, I don't like it. 315 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,920 I do like hand spanking though, so maybe I'm a liar. 316 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,680 OK so the next question is I prefer making the sexual 317 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,480 decisions for my partner as it gives me more control. 318 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,160 I like that 'cause I'm bossy. Oh, catch it. 319 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,800 OK. Oh, sexual decisions for my 320 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,840 partner. Yeah, we're on the same page 321 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,720 with that. It's not even like a king thing. 322 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720 I'm just a bitch. You're. 323 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,320 Not. A bitch my way or the highway? 324 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,840 You just like to be in control, so that's OK. 325 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,280 All right, The next one after that, I don't mind a little 326 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,319 playful resistance from my partner. 327 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:09,560 In the end, I'll win anyway. I don't mind resistance, but I'm 328 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,119 not a big fan of bratting and I have a feeling this question is 329 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,720 like talking about bratting and not talking about like, you 330 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,119 know, kind of fighting back a little bit. 331 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,400 Well, yeah, I'm like you, I think. 332 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,560 I think they're talking about bratting in general. 333 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,520 'Cause I mean, a little playful resistance is fun, 'cause well, 334 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,200 I, I don't mind like roughhousing with my partner. 335 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,560 I think that's fun. Like playfully like wrestling. 336 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,440 Yeah. That's like when you say playful 337 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,680 resistance, that's what I'm talking about. 338 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,720 That's fun, but I think that technically falls into primal. 339 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:50,160 Yeah, it could. Put that I'm going to fuck you 340 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,520 up. Oh my goodness. 341 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,080 OK, so the next one. Barbie read it. 342 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,800 I like forcing my partner into submission much more than them 343 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:07,600 submitting spontaneously. I don't know, I think because 344 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,800 I'm a little sensual, I like when they want to be submissive 345 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:15,200 like, but I also think that like is that a brat taming question 346 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,200 like do I don't know what that is I. 347 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:23,400 I think OK, I like forcing my partner into submission much 348 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,400 more than them submitting spontaneously. 349 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,000 Fall into like punishment. Maybe. 350 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,840 Maybe. A Big Punisher at all. 351 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,400 Like I like when my are. You sure? 352 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,120 Well, no, but like saying, Oh, I'm going to punish you for 353 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,640 this. Like I, I know I'll hit somebody 354 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,640 and I'll be like me and like, and all that kind of stuff 355 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,120 because they, they want me to, not because they earned it. 356 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,560 You know what I mean? More like I want them to ask for 357 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,760 it. I want you to beg for me to hurt 358 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,400 you. Like that's how I feel about. 359 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,000 It to me it sounds kind of rapey. 360 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,320 Yeah, it does. But at the same time I like 361 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,840 forcing my partner in submission. 362 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,120 See, my thing is I want them to beg for me to Dom them. 363 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,160 And so it's a little different where I'm like, I don't, I'm not 364 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,440 going to force you to do anything. 365 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,080 I'm a privilege. Be like I'm the fucking Barbie 366 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,240 bitch. Feeling physically overpowered 367 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,040 is one of my the most liberating sexual feelings. 368 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,520 It is again sounds like a rape victim. 369 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,400 Well, I think for me, like I've been on both ends of it because 370 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:29,160 I am a bit more of a switch. Don't tell the church, but I 371 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,800 have like I remember one time it was like really hot like me and 372 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:36,320 this guy I was like lovers with. We were like play fighting and 373 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,920 he like overpowered me and I was like immediately like, oh, are 374 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,400 we gonna are you gonna fuck me now? 375 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,960 And it wasn't even like sexy before then. 376 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,920 But the second he overpowered me, I was like, that's man. 377 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,200 I'm like, I'm a big old strong bitch. 378 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:55,040 And maybe I'm just into men who could best me in combat, you 379 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,480 know? Oh my God, Barbie. 380 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,960 And here she's like wiping her brow like all sexy. 381 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,440 Oh my God, okay. So physically overpowered, Yeah, 382 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,800 I don't get into that. I I don't mind physically 383 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,000 overpowering my partner. Obviously, specifically in the 384 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,720 bedroom, in the bed. We're about to have sex. 385 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,080 Don't overpower me anywhere else. 386 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,360 I'll lose it. I will fix. 387 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,560 I won't fight you. Anyway, that door has to be 388 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,000 shut, locked and no one can be watching before I submit to 389 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,280 somebody. OK, All right. 390 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,400 The next one is I would like to have sex with multiple people at 391 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,040 the same time. I like threesomes. 392 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,800 I've had, I've had one before. I want to have one with two men. 393 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,400 No one. Don't get excited. 394 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,960 I saw everyone in the podcast get excited. 395 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,200 OK, that can happen I. Just like to see boys kiss. 396 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,880 Oh, OK, yeah, you want to see the by thing? 397 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,440 Yeah, I'm by. Yeah, I don't often, yeah, mess 398 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,960 with straight guys. I got a straight one now but 399 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,560 I'll convert them. Are you a fan of threesomes or 400 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,720 anything? Oh fuck yeah. 401 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,920 I've done gangbangs. I've done I've done three ways 402 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,640 4. Ways two girl threesome like me, 403 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,360 another girl and this guy. It was really fun. 404 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,560 It was had some of the most my most erotic moments in my like 405 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,960 sexual history. It was, I just wasn't into the 406 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,040 girl that much. So I kind of just wasn't like, 407 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,120 it was my first time sleeping with a woman too. 408 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:26,080 So it was a little bit like a lot at once. 409 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,240 And I was just like, I look back and I'm like, I'm not mad it 410 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,480 happened, but if I was going to like have a threesome again, I'd 411 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,520 probably not do it the way I did it then. 412 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,480 But it was really fun though. I wish it was a girl I was 413 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,080 actually like interested in more though. 414 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,120 OK, so two stories. One is -1 that's positive. 415 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,560 I'm going to tell you this as just to share it with you. 416 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:52,080 So obviously I wasn't much older than you at the time, but my 417 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,760 friend, she, I told you, she kind of resembles you, you know, 418 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,880 big, blonde, attractive. Well, she, you know, she had a 419 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,680 sexy boyfriend. He really wasn't my type. 420 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,320 He's a Carlton, you know, and know it all. 421 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,720 Just kind of an ass. One time he corrected me in a 422 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,680 restaurant because I was condescending to the waitress. 423 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,000 I bite into the. Bone after she was rude to me 424 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,480 you know and I was like fuck you bitch, you know I told him that 425 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:24,640 not her but ultimately. That's funny. 426 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,720 I don't like him but my friend wanted to do a three-way with 427 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,320 him and I and I was like God I really don't like fucking my 428 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,120 friends. That's the issue there. 429 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,600 It seems like a double negative you. 430 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,480 Don't. Yeah, you don't do it, but 431 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,800 anyway. Ask someone who's a consistent 432 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,440 homie hopper. Don't fuck your friends. 433 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,400 So ultimately what happened was he wanted to pay more attention 434 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,520 to me because I was new as fresh meat. 435 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,600 Oh, she hated it. And she fucking hated it. 436 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,400 And always happened. It always happened. 437 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,640 But you never have threesomes with people your friends. 438 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,920 It didn't end well for me either because I was friends with this 439 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,360 girl and then she got close with me and this guy and and like me 440 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,120 and him weren't together. But it created issues because 441 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,520 she ended up like sleeping with him without me. 442 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,560 And then she felt really bad because she like felt like she 443 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,000 was sleeping with my boyfriend but we weren't dating but we 444 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,280 were together. It was really weird. 445 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,200 And we're not friends anymore. And I'm like not because of 446 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,760 that. There was other things, but like 447 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,520 that threesome didn't help it. Threesome did not help it and. 448 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,000 Also she was like a smoker and that spit was so gross. 449 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,440 Like he was into it because like he's getting to fuck 2 hot goth 450 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,240 girls. Let me tell you about this 451 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,880 motherfucker. He OK, let's do it. 452 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:41,480 He did not deserve this, so he had sex with two hot goth girls 453 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:46,960 who are both good at what we do. Then he got to wake up and get 454 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,920 like, as we're leaving his house, his friends drive up to 455 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,560 pick him up, to drive him to New Orleans so he can go to a 456 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,600 Paramore concert. And I'm like, you don't deserve 457 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,160 that. And Paramore is like this really 458 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,480 big like, band with like, alternative people. 459 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,120 Yeah. And I was like, he that was the 460 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,520 best 24 hours of his life. He got to fuck 2G bitches for 461 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,440 like 5 hours and then wake up and go see his favorite band of 462 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,760 all time. That. 463 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,200 Motherfucker did not deserve that right. 464 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,520 Fuck him. I look back and I was like, I 465 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,560 gave you the world. You have nothing without me. 466 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,200 So you and I both like to see Guy on Guy. 467 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,040 I do. I have two boys kiss. 468 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,640 OK, so. Ideally I'd have two boyfriends 469 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,600 and they'd kiss and I'd dress them as twins and they would do 470 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:40,680 all my chores. So, so I got to see Charles and 471 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:45,280 another dude this weekend and that was sexy. 472 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,080 That was sexy. I don't know, Charles. 473 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,960 Swing both ways. Oh. 474 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,640 Yeah, he's he's openly by, which is cool. 475 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,920 I feel like everyone should be by. 476 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,520 So it was great watching this other guy just go down on him. 477 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,680 So it was, it was fun. I liked watching. 478 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,680 But I will say that one of my hottest memories of two dudes 479 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:11,840 was I was dating a furry and and he had a boyfriend and it was 480 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,120 all open. We all kind of got it. 481 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,480 You know, the boyfriend, he'd never been with a woman. 482 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,000 He was very resistant. Yeah. 483 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,880 Gold Star, you know. Yeah, but ultimately we kind of 484 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,000 crossed him over a little bit because, you know, I did dirty 485 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,320 shit to both of them. And I mean, it was one hell of a 486 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,880 Oh my God, it was one hell of a time, honestly. 487 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:36,880 So just saying there's a lot of licking and oral and a lot of it 488 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,000 was fun me. And my friends, and this was 489 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,800 before I ever like, you know, like came to the dungeon or 490 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,720 anything, but we threw like a actually I'd been here before, 491 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,480 but it was before I was like doming. 492 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,720 But we threw like a very kinky themed Valentine's Day party. 493 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,680 And my guy friend came and there's this other guy friend of 494 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,880 ours that came and they're like the only boys in the whole 495 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,560 joint. And we were playing spin the 496 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,360 bottle and they landed on each other. 497 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,000 They start kissing. Well, then they start making 498 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,200 out. And then they lay on the floor. 499 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,240 And I tell you, every girl in the room, their eyes glassed 500 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,640 over and it was like those men were in danger. 501 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,160 Suddenly those men were in so much danger. 502 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,120 And it was just because like all the girls in the room are into 503 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,800 that. And I was like, they could have 504 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800 had their pick in the night. They could have turned on and go 505 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800 you, you and you, let's go, right? 506 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,120 It was so funny and that. Was awesome. 507 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,400 I know it was like it was so hot and then I just, it got quiet in 508 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,120 the room and every girl just like grabbed each other and 509 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,480 we're just like what's happening? 510 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,880 What's happening? Everything we've ever dreamed of 511 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,600 is happening. The boys are making out and 512 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,640 they're laying down making out. Oh my God, boys are kissing. 513 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,160 So did they get into it like you did? 514 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,760 Obviously. Well, they, they stopped making 515 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,680 out after a second, but it was because they weren't actually 516 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,080 going to like fuck each other or anything like that because we're 517 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,840 trying to spin the bottle. But we were all like. 518 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,960 That's so hot. Oh my God, I forgot we were 519 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,840 taking a test. Yeah. 520 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600 Yeah, yeah, OK. It's going to get through the 8% 521 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,720 through and like 90% through the episode. 522 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,600 It's OK. It's OK. 523 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,320 All right, Let's just do this final page and then we'll do a 524 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,240 Part 2. Yeah. 525 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,880 All right, So the top. When people watch me being naked 526 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,480 and having sex, I really don't like. 527 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,480 It no same. I really do not like it. 528 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,400 We don't need fucking audiences. I don't, I don't, I don't even 529 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,840 like, even with people I've brought into the dungeon that 530 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,360 I'm like, I know that Mia's dog is lying really cute right now, 531 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,040 but it's so. Cute. 532 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,240 Even like guys I've brought into the dungeon that like I'm 533 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,720 actively like sleeping with, I still won't even like have them 534 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,600 naked during our scenes. I don't know like something 535 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,920 about it. Like I don't want these 536 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,040 motherfuckers to see me touch a Dick in public. 537 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,840 You don't get that for free. You're. 538 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,280 Like no shit I don't. I hate when they like, I don't 539 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,800 mind if like guys get off on me, but I'm not going to give you 540 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,000 good content to get off on me. If you're going to get off on 541 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,800 me, you're going to get off on me in my clothes. 542 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:12,160 Like that's how I feel about it. I don't, I don't know. 543 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,920 I don't like walking around naked. 544 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,040 I don't. We were just talking about this 545 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,640 before the episode started. It's so true. 546 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,520 I'm with you on that I. Don't know, but once again I am 547 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,960 prude. I'm the nun of this dungeon. 548 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,040 It's all right, read the next one. 549 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,120 Ideally I would command my partner and they'd obey me like 550 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,280 a puppet puppet. No matter what I tell them to 551 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,920 do. That's not my cup of tea. 552 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,680 I like when my partners have autonomy. 553 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,440 OK all. Right, right. 554 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,080 So I don't like sexual, I don't like to make sexual decisions. 555 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,640 I prefer my part to partner to make them for me. 556 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,160 I feel like these questions are hard because I feel like when 557 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,320 I've been interacting with people, I've never felt like I 558 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,400 was consciously making decisions for them or that they were 559 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,200 consciously making decisions for me. 560 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,760 You know what I mean? Yeah. 561 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,440 Like, I just feel like it's like a collaboration thing, so it's 562 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,320 hard to answer. It's like, well, even when I'm 563 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,440 like quote, UN quote subbing or submissive, I'm still making 564 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,520 decisions. Like I'll still be like, oh, 565 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,040 let's switch positions or like, let's do something else, you 566 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,840 know? Yeah, I don't like that. 567 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,840 I really don't. All right? 568 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,320 I love making my partners do really disgusting things purely 569 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,560 for my own pleasure. No, there's not really much 570 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,560 disgusting things that would bring me pleasure. 571 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,600 Right, like. What? 572 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,320 Oh, I mean, I I don't know, I think it depends on like what 573 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,840 you consider disgusting. I will say I did. 574 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,920 I I know I've referenced him a few times this episode, but like 575 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,760 my previous lover, he one time we were fucking this little TMI, 576 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,680 sorry guys, and he like came on my ass and then he'd licked it 577 00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,040 off and something about it was just so depraved that it was 578 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,040 hot. But maybe it was just I hadn't 579 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,720 had post nut clarity yet. But like post nut. 580 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,040 Clarity. You never heard? 581 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,960 Of that, Oh my God, that's great. 582 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,400 But like, he licked it off and it was like so gross and so 583 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,600 depraved, but like, I liked it 'cause I was like, you like me 584 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,840 that much, you're going to lick your own cum off my ass. 585 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,200 OK? Like, that's awesome. 586 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,480 Something about it was hot. But I will say like having a guy 587 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:32,360 like lick your boot is hot, but that's not, I know kink bitches 588 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,640 are like oh, that's not disgusting. 589 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,800 They're probably talking about like eating shit or like 590 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,560 vomiting or something like crazy you. 591 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,840 Never know like. For me, I don't know, licking a 592 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,240 boots pretty gross so, but that's kind of hot. 593 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:49,120 It is, it is so I heard that our two friends when they fucked 594 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:54,080 yesterday, they ended up when he came in her ass. 595 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,120 In her ass. Yes, he licked it clean after 596 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:05,160 woo woo. But my cum wasn't in my ass, it 597 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,880 was on my ass and that is a big difference. 598 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,360 I wouldn't have said anything, but you're telling your story 599 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,560 about it. No, I can't judge him, right? 600 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,320 That's great. I've also swallowed cum so like 601 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:22,840 what am I going to say? Oh my God, dudes cum Oh. 602 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,840 Jesus Christmas, the first time I gave a blowjob it was so gross 603 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,320 and I literally thought all cum was going to taste like that and 604 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,040 then like like whenever I ended up like losing my virginity and 605 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,840 stuff I was like oh that kid was just dehydrated or something. 606 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,160 Yes, thank you. I haven't had any problems with 607 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,280 since then though. Yeah, but I get lucky. 608 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,440 I get lucky with these clean. Guys, I was going to say, you're 609 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,280 sexy man. Did you take his own cum yet? 610 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,840 In your mouth? No, Do it. 611 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,880 He's he's not very into head. For him, he. 612 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,720 Doesn't like receiving it. He doesn't do that much for him, 613 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,040 he says. Wow. 614 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,360 OK, he. Likes giving it but like not 615 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,720 really receiving and I'm not going to complain about it. 616 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:08,840 I mean, I personally do like giving guys head, but like, hey, 617 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,280 I'm not going to go out of my way to do it. 618 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,960 Yeah, I gotcha. OK, what's the next question, 619 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,360 Barbie? I'm willing to do anything once, 620 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,960 even if I don't think I'll like it. 621 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,400 Probably not. I think there's a few things I 622 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,880 know I won't like. Okay, yeah, I was going to say 623 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,400 to me as long as it doesn't involve anything like hurting 624 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,720 someone, you know, that they didn't want or, you know, just 625 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,960 I'm. Assuming this is stuff like 626 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,040 done, I interpreted the question like it's something going to be 627 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,520 done. To me, yeah, I'm thinking that 628 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,200 too. And yeah, but I wouldn't 629 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,280 necessarily say. If someone was like, can I piss 630 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,800 on you? I would be like, no, I know I'm 631 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,360 not going to like that. I wouldn't really try it because 632 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,560 I'm like, I don't need to try it. 633 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,800 I know I don't want to get pissed off. 634 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,280 Not even some shit, just. A little nugget. 635 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,360 Now, if somebody was like, can I hit you with this? 636 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,280 Maybe. I'd say yes. 637 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,760 It's depending on how funny it would be. 638 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,240 I don't know if Ruby pulled out her rubber whip with the wheel 639 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,360 pinwheels death on the end of it and said, can I hit you with 640 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,280 this? I'd be like, no, I know I'm not 641 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,640 going to like that. Right. 642 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:27,000 OK, physically restricting my partner during sex or BDSM with 643 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,040 clothes, attributes, robe, rope, chains, etcetera is arousing, 644 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,280 Yeah. Yeah, duh. 645 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,640 Yeah, that's a dumb question. Duh, duh. 646 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,560 Stupid test. Of course we like that. 647 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,840 I like to physically pin them down. 648 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,640 I grabbed them a hose by the wrist. 649 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,880 We just need to call you like Russell Barbie. 650 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,000 I had, I had some people contact me about doing some wrestling 651 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,880 sessions and I would have done it, but I, I did ask them. 652 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,040 I was like going to have to ask them like, is this something you 653 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,240 want to win or do you want me to actually try? 654 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,680 That's two different outcomes. 1 outcome's going to be infinitely 655 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,760 more sexier than the other because if I'm trying, I'm 656 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,440 showing up in a singlet. Like, Oh my God. 657 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,800 With a mouth guarding. Oh my God. 658 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,239 OK, all right, remember you said that I'm going to show you a 659 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,400 clip from a show so we can talk about going to. 660 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,040 Request me in a singlet. Oh my God, no. 661 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,800 Guys, don't make me wear a singlet please. 662 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,679 It won't compliment my figures all right. 663 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,600 Last question for the day, Barbie. 664 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:38,480 Last question, that is 8% through this test. 665 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,960 Yes. OK I like sending nude or sexual 666 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,800 picture slash videos to others. Pictures yeah. 667 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,760 Videos no. OK but like like a titty pic or 668 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,920 an ass pic? I don't take vagine pics. 669 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,800 OK. You know my vagina is not meant 670 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,480 to be photographed. She's an in person cat. 671 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,160 Sorry guys. No, I did have sexy guy. 672 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,000 I was being so mean to, he was away for, you know, some work 673 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,080 stuff. So he had like barely any 674 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,000 Internet access. He's in like a shared room with 675 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,560 a bunch of people he's working with. 676 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,880 So he can't like, do a lot. And he was texting me and he was 677 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,080 so incredibly horny. And I'm just laying in bed 678 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,400 having a good time. I'm just chilling and he's like 679 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,480 texting me and I was like send me a pic and he's like, well, I 680 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,360 can't, there's other people. I said send me a pic. 681 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,920 He's like, what do I get in return? 682 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,840 I said I might send you a video or I said I might. 683 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,720 I said I might send you something back. 684 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,400 And then he was talking about a video because I told him I was 685 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400 going to buy a vibrator and he's like, oh, I want to see a video 686 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,280 of you using it. I said I've never sent a video. 687 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,200 He sent me pictures and he said where's mine? 688 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,640 I said, oh, I'm not sending you anything. 689 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,120 You are terrible. I think I did end up sending him 690 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,560 like an ass pic or something. And the poor, sweet little boy. 691 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,280 He was grateful. With his big old cock. 692 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,680 He was grateful for his ass pic and then he was like no videos. 693 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:18,080 I said no videos. Oh my goodness, my puppy and I 694 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:23,320 have such a great connection that she will wink at me when 695 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,520 she knows I'm talking to her. She. 696 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,440 Was getting in my face and licking me in the. 697 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,440 Face. She is the sweetest, kindest 698 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,920 little soul. I love her so much. 699 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,880 She's such a good girl. I love you, Twyla. 700 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:40,080 My puppy she's she's bad anxiety so if me and my dad are talking 701 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,880 and me and him are like talking shit or like we're talking about 702 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,400 something that upsets us if we're not using happy tone, she 703 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,160 starts getting stressed and thanks for fighting and she'll 704 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,200 start be like and she'll start wagging your tail and crawling 705 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,800 up to us licking and she's like don't. 706 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,440 Fight. Don't. 707 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:02,000 Fight we're like, we're just talking shit Rosie, chill out 708 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:07,240 and. She's like, oh, the horse dogs 709 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,240 are just the coolest thing ever. And it really. 710 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,120 Has like 2 brain cells that bump into each other sometimes so 711 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:18,120 he's like I like rocks. Oh my God. 712 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,240 OK, so we have subjected the listeners once again to our 713 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,920 nonsense. All right? 714 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,680 Are we ready? You're welcome, by the way. 715 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:31,920 You're welcome, listeners. OK, so Barbie and I also have a 716 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,920 proposal. Please, if anyone listens to us 717 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,960 on Apple or Spotify, if you really enjoy our show, and we 718 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,280 hope you do, I had a lovely little motherfucker decide that. 719 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,640 Well, two people. I've pissed off two people over 720 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,520 the years. And people. 721 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,920 That got pissed off at her, not even people that she 722 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,800 necessarily. Pissed thank you thank you and 723 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,760 they decided they were going to leave us nasty reviews he. 724 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,120 Literally changed his review from positive to negative just 725 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,960 to be a Dick. Exactly. 726 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,520 Exactly. But you know what's interesting? 727 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:08,360 On certain sites where it posts the review, other than Apple, it 728 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,040 shows the same screen name for both. 729 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,480 So that's really. Funny yeah also the negative 730 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,240 review is very personal It doesn't have anything to do 731 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,520 about the podcast so that. Let's make it really funny. 732 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,440 Thank you is a mean person and it's like that she's a. 733 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,280 Lie. It's a fake. 734 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,800 She make fun of you? Yeah, kind of the job like that 735 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,200 kind of comes in the territory. Only in the session, Barbie. 736 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,480 Only in the session. Oh, I mean all the time. 737 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,600 But yeah, if you like us, give us five stars. 738 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,160 Leave us a nice. Room for you. 739 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,160 Yes, I think that'd be nice. You got to keep us around 740 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,520 because we get too many bad ruse. 741 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,160 You know Spotify's going to take us down. 742 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,640 Do it. Fuck. 743 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,440 Be mean to Emilia. They want it. 744 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,360 Yeah, you fucking whores get your shit and hear. 745 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,400 Five stars. We want 5 motherfucking stars. 746 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,040 Rate US now, compliment us in the comments. 747 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,960 Bitch, do it. If you don't, I'm gonna fight 748 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,760 you. I know you like that, you freak. 749 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,400 Fuck. OK. 750 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,480 All right, the. Episode of Get riled up. 751 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:23,320 You can get riled up. All right, so until then, may 752 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,920 all your fantasies become. Reality.