1 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,720 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,200 I'm here today with Liv. Good morning. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,080 Good. Morning, bitches. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:19,800 Good morning. Live, you just did a three hour 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,680 session. And another three hours. 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,800 Yeah, he always comes in and does 3 hours. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,920 Three hours. Yes. 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,560 You say you get in these weird positions. 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:34,360 I do because you know, his idea is that he wants to be teased 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,080 with the idea of having me, but then me to tell him he can't 11 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,920 have me. He could only smell my stinky 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,800 feet. So I'm in weird positions, like 13 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:45,560 almost like sex positions but then closing but then holding up 14 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,440 my feet at the same time, Yeah. Isn't that amazing? 15 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,600 It's. Yeah, you get a cramp every now 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,080 and then. I might. 17 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,160 I've been doing it so much so now my legs will start shaking 18 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,600 early. I'm like, I gotta hold it still. 19 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,960 I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't want to accidentally 20 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,680 like, kick it with the face just from a, you know, cramp. 21 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,960 OK, we're gonna start doing, you know, yoga, Pilates, maybe 22 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,480 warming you up the. Stretches. 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,360 Yeah, yeah. So maybe a water? 24 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,240 Yes, I come out like a dried up fish. 25 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,280 You need to drink a lot of water. 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,920 Yeah. God, three hours. 27 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,520 Well, I remember you told me you did that one position where you 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,920 were, like laying back and your feet were up, your knees were to 29 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,360 your chest. Yes. 30 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,240 And then he was basically pushing his face up against 31 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:26,760 your. Yes. 32 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,640 When? He goes to come, he like pushes 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,520 himself into whatever body part. So if it's like, well, it's 34 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,160 always my feet, but like whatever position. 35 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,680 So if I'm like, like what you're talking about, my feet are up 36 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,480 and then to my chest and he's pushing and it hurts. 37 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,040 Or if it's the other way and it's like my feet are being 38 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,960 hanging off the couch with me, like facing the back of the 39 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:48,400 couch, he'll push on my feet with his face and I'm like, I 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,800 don't want to fall off the couch. 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,040 But that's just, you know, he likes that it's. 42 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,720 You know I love people with unusual fetishes, yes? 43 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,480 And I love to see their face and them truly like, really like it. 44 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,120 It's amazing. I think it's great. 45 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,920 It's such a cool thing. Yeah, that was my dog and she 46 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,720 was belching in your face, right? 47 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:13,600 It's. You just smell doggy stomach. 48 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:21,000 Oh, WAVY gag not this is the unfun gag. 49 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:26,640 I don't like that. All right, so Speaking of kinks, 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,640 we're talking about feet. Let's go straight into weird 51 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,920 fetishes that maybe you haven't heard and maybe gonna be 52 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,200 surprised to read. Ohh. 53 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,880 Yes. So amputation. 54 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,400 Yeah, I said you told me to look it up. 55 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:43,880 So it says ohh God there I'm reading through them just it's 56 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,400 just blows my mind. OK, hold on. 57 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,520 I must have went too far. Yeah, the first one, you were 58 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,960 talking about amputees. It's at. 59 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,360 I can't even say the name is so long. 60 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,640 Yeah. Arousal to the idea of yourself 61 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,000 as an amputee? Yeah, that is a fetish. 62 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,760 Arousal of yourself. As an amputee. 63 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,080 And see this, I think this goes back to my theory of embrace the 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,360 suck. Like the guy who has a small 65 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,280 penis. Yeah, you know he was. 66 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,600 As arousal to sucking on someone's nose. 67 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:18,960 OK. Well, I was just saying though, 68 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,440 but if you're an amputee, I think you might just have to 69 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,480 embrace the suck, right? Because you really because. 70 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,200 People want to be you. There you go. 71 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,240 In a sexy way, he. Can't change the predicament. 72 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,360 Of it, yeah. It was funny when my my dear 73 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,520 friend we just lost him last month. 74 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,920 I'm sorry. Me too, love Glenn. 75 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,920 Glenn was awesome. He came to me as a, AS somebody 76 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,880 in the dungeon, in the lifestyle. 77 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,760 He was into spanking. He liked to be spanked with a 78 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:51,240 leather belt and so he made me leather belts, paddles. 79 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,920 A lot of them have gotten broken over asses, you know. 80 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,520 I have not broke 1 yet, no. Not yet. 81 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,880 Not yet. But, you know, such a great 82 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,760 person. But he, he'd gotten cancer. 83 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,920 He got four types of cancer in his in his feet, of all places, 84 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,840 in his bloodstream and his bones. 85 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,160 Wow. Yeah. 86 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,720 So he got he had leukemia and he had several other types of 87 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,320 cancer and so they had to amputate both of his feet. 88 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:22,600 But he was such like this positive ray of energy and just 89 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,160 glow of happiness. He's like, it's OK. 90 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,240 He's like all I got to do is lay on my back for six months when I 91 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,920 go to sleep, he said, and then that will train my body so that 92 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,920 I can get new feet. And he's like, and when I get my 93 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,720 new feet, he said I'll finally be over 6 foot. 94 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,640 He said, I've always been like right below 6 foot. 95 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,560 So at least this time I'll be 6 foot 2. 96 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,400 That's cute. It was so cute. 97 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,240 It really was about it. And I like that. 98 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,680 And such a great man. He did a drug alcohol therapy 99 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,440 and he helped a lot of fucking people, a lot of people. 100 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:04,240 But yeah, his, his fetish. He was married to his wife, and 101 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:10,080 his wife, he said that she is to take her two daughters, their 102 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,040 two daughters to the roller rink on Saturday afternoons so that 103 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,720 they would skate, you know, four or five hours, he said. 104 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:21,160 And he said he would go down and wait in the boathouse down by 105 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,920 the river of their property, and she would tie his hands up above 106 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,800 his head and beat his ass. Yeah. 107 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,840 Bang. Beat his ass and he fucking 108 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:34,480 loved it. And when I first started to get 109 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,680 to know him in his fetish and he's so fucking cute, I would 110 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,520 have him come to the dungeon and clean naked and it was just, it 111 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,320 was the funniest thing. But he'd written Brie and he 112 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:51,520 told Brie that he had a really sexy nanny that was blonde, very 113 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,600 attractive. And he kind of thought about 114 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,840 Brie being that nanny because he said he would do purposely 115 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,560 things to piss her off. And she would say, Glenn, I'm 116 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,440 gonna what did she hold on when he say, I'm gonna paint your 117 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,960 Fanny red? And yeah, she would call his 118 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,640 butt a Fanny and she would beat his ass. 119 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,640 I like it isn't cute. So anywho. 120 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,840 So sucking on a nose. Yeah, sucking on a nose. 121 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,480 That's one and hold on before we get into that one, because I 122 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,920 just seen one that was just like that's not that's not a fetish. 123 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,400 OK, this is a fetish. It says fetish hebophobia 124 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,800 arouser to the children between the ages of 11 and 14. 125 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,880 That's that's. That is pedophilia. 126 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,760 What the fuck do they throw that in there? 127 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,880 For fetish, I'm not kink shaming, but that's key. 128 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,280 I'm going to kink shame there. See a. 129 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,800 Lot of people, though, a lot of people in that circle of 130 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,080 pedophiles and predators, they're, they try to justify 131 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,160 their behavior that way. It's still children. 132 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,520 It's still children. It's disgusting. 133 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,520 They're not adults. It's absurd. 134 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,920 And for that to even be posted like that on the Internet? 135 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,960 Ever so casual, no. That's that's so weird. 136 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,080 OK, let's go back to normal, say to actual fetishes. 137 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,160 Yeah. So no, I would never suck on 138 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,720 anyone's nose, would you? No, they're at the suck. 139 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,320 Well, I wouldn't even want them sucking on mine. 140 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,920 I don't have to smell their nasty hot breath. 141 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,240 Well, my thing of it is are do they just mean like the tip of 142 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,720 the nose or do they mean the actual nostrils? 143 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,200 Did you know? Read it? 144 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,440 If you're like sucking bug boogers, it's like OK. 145 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,600 Honestly, this one is pretty gross. 146 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,240 Why on earth would you want to suck on someone's nose? 147 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,160 I wouldn't want to. Not only because it's weird, but 148 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,880 because you never know what's liable to come out. 149 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,160 In fact, there is a few things that I could name right now that 150 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:39,000 could come. I won't though, that's just. 151 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,120 Yes, please don't. OK, that's the that's the, 152 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,920 that's what. It's listed underneath the 153 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,640 fetish name. OK, I. 154 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,400 Thought I would say something more interesting than that. 155 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,920 I guess I was like why does how? Put it this way, so you did not 156 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,360 know what a Sibian or a Sibian however they want to call it. 157 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,560 You didn't know what that was and I showed you a picture of 158 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,520 it. Do what? 159 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,360 I don't know. Go ahead. 160 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,280 It was the the saddle machine I. Said people. 161 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,120 Yeah. Yeah. 162 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,040 And you're like, what does it do when I showed you the little 163 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,760 video motion? Yeah, so I'm sure there's a kink 164 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,760 and fetish to that. I mean, yeah. 165 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,560 Do you want to give it a whirl? That that I'll give it a whirl. 166 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,040 Whirl. I feel like that's everybody's. 167 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,280 It May. Not be everybody's thing, but 168 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,480 it'll be one hell of a thing. Honestly, I'm gonna have to buy 169 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,240 one for the party. Yeah, that's expensive. 170 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,760 Though it is, you can get a decent. 171 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,240 One for you gotta get is there a way to cover up more than just 172 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,640 that, like how you do with condoms and stuff to be able to 173 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,880 cover up more so more people can? 174 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,360 Use it, I would think maybe like a plastic wrap with a condom. 175 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,400 OK, you know. I think cellophane. 176 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,880 Yeah, I think that'd be more feasible, honestly. 177 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,640 Hmm. Gosh, like a lot of people would 178 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,680 want to use it. Yeah. 179 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,600 And see those pieces, I mean, you just take them off. 180 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,080 Oh yeah, I know. I'm just saying for a party, ohh 181 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,680 apps, you know, like make it a little bit easier. 182 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,920 You just cellophane would be great. 183 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,600 You know, because you haven't been to the party, you're gonna 184 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,520 see how nasty people can be. Oh. 185 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,360 Yeah, I'm sure. It's interesting, 'cause I, I 186 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,080 really didn't put that in perspective. 187 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,360 And I love the people that come, don't get me wrong, but when 188 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,440 they're under the influence of the allure of seeing people 189 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,880 naked and fucking and everything else, man, they just throw their 190 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,600 condoms wherever the fuck they want. 191 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,160 They, yeah, they have they. They have who? 192 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,120 Cleans this up. You clean this up. 193 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,800 Yeah, we all clean this up. Yeah, me, Charlie. 194 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,160 You know what, you Barbie? I mean, I guess I'd be helping 195 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,400 this time get those doggy scooper things you know I'm 196 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,160 talking about. Well, you. 197 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,160 Could just get a pair of gloves. I don't want to bend over. 198 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,920 I mean, I'll be using those little pincher things. 199 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,200 So you grab things with it. Your grandma has to grab. 200 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,960 Her. We'll get your pinchers parties. 201 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,320 I think the trash can overfilled in the bathroom so they just 202 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,560 started making their own pile. That's so gross. 203 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,080 Yeah, and you can tell it was all guys that had I'd used a 204 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,400 paper towel with their cum because they would just use the 205 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,640 paper towel and a little piece of it, wipe their cum and, you 206 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,560 know, go off and do their thing. Yeah, gross. 207 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,200 She lives face. Gross. 208 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,560 She's appalled. Well, I guess I'll get to 209 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,920 experience that. You'll get to see a lot of 210 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,200 different things. Yeah, I'm excited for the party. 211 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,000 I never looked at at the nasty side of it, but I like to stay 212 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,960 on the positive side. I'm excited in general to see 213 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,600 how everything plays out and just my first party. 214 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,040 I think it's great how people will fuck on a bed and another 215 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,880 couple come right in behind them like. 216 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,560 Waiting in line. Yeah, they don't even care about 217 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,200 the wet sheets. That's gross. 218 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,200 Oh it's it's awesome. If they find it so sexy and 219 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,880 cool, go for it. Oh yeah, be slipping and 220 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,640 sliding. Not somebody else that chooses. 221 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:47,600 That's it. And I got extra sheets, but 222 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,040 fuck, you know, let them have their fun. 223 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah, absolutely. But we'll set. 224 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:57,240 Up 33 beds in the tent and then we'll set up another bed outside 225 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,640 kind of everything, you know, around everything by the pool. 226 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:04,160 And then I'm we're going to put the one big leather sex wing you 227 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,000 haven't seen yet. We're going to put that in the 228 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,600 living room this time. OK? 229 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,840 So yeah, it'll be interesting. But we we do a big dinner spread 230 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:17,760 and this theme is British, and I've looked at British recipes 231 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,760 and I'm like, what the fuck? There's nothing really easy 232 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,920 about it. Yeah. 233 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,240 So yay. Fun. 234 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,080 Yeah, at least. At least you're looking up 235 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:32,480 things. Yo, yeah, I cuz I, I try to try 236 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,600 to incorporate a lot of things to theme and people really like 237 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,120 that, you know, of course. Yeah. 238 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,400 I mean, hence why you are going to be dressed to spin bots. 239 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,360 Yes. That's fucking awesome. 240 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,800 We got to get our outfits in, agreed. 241 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,920 Everything's not going to come in at the same time. 242 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,320 Agreed. Agreed. 243 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,560 Can. You get everybody together. 244 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,560 Yeah, so aside from that, what else? 245 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:55,400 Is there another fetish that you're unaware of? 246 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,240 I'm. Sure, I'm sure there's a lot of 247 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:03,560 fetishes I'm unaware of. Climb Copia. 248 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,680 I'm sure that's not saying it right? 249 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,240 Arousal of falling down the stairs. 250 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,280 Well, it could be. Arousal to corpse. 251 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,640 I'm sure that I've that's all right. 252 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,360 You know about necrophilia? Come on now. 253 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,880 That was it. That's all. 254 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,160 That's all of. Them I'm. 255 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,240 Sure, the wood. There's so many more 90. 256 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,240 Percent of their time outside. You can find wood virtually two 257 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,960 to three steps outside of your home. 258 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:33,160 There are trees everywhere. So was it xylophilia? 259 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,880 Arousal to wood. So question on this. 260 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:41,080 So about the wood. No, it wasn't about the wood. 261 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,760 I was going to ask you another question. 262 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,920 We're talking about necrophilia. Then we went into something. 263 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,480 Oh, I remember. Have you ever seen the episodes 264 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,840 of real Sex where people have they talk about their fetishes 265 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,320 and kinks? Have you ever watched that on 266 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,400 the old HBO? No, I'm not. 267 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,760 You have to Google that maybe like on YouTube or one of those. 268 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,360 Might even be on prime now. Like what is the way they just 269 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,280 you said they just sit there and talk about their kinks. 270 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,960 So what they did was they took people and they interviewed them 271 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,160 about their fetishes and kinks, went to their homes and saw to 272 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,000 what level they were taking it. Oh, that's cool. 273 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:19,440 So one guy had an extreme fetish, and he was in love with 274 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,800 his car and actually wanted to physically marry his car. 275 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,160 He would go out and fuck his car, like, rub his Dick on it. 276 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,760 Fuck the muffler. Yeah. 277 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,800 All right. Yeah. 278 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:35,080 Then there was another guy and I'm trying to give straight 279 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,320 name. OK, I know what to keep Chamber. 280 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:45,480 I mean going to myself. He had a fetish to mannequins 281 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:51,720 and so he had. He had mannequins and sex dolls 282 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,120 throughout his house and his wife was cool with. 283 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,160 It I mean, it's not another person, no. 284 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,720 So I mean, that's not hurting nobody. 285 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,480 No, but he would spend thousands of dollars on it. 286 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,720 That would be something. And they literally had an entire 287 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,440 house filled with the with sex dolls. 288 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:12,720 Isn't that crazy? So then there was one other guy 289 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:17,400 that I remember and he had a fetish to balloons and latex. 290 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,240 So the latex part we all get because you have latex clothing, 291 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:25,240 you can have latex sheets. But this guy, he loved balloons. 292 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,640 So he would lay in a bed with balloons and water balloon, no 293 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,040 actual balloons. Empty or full of air? 294 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,080 Full of air, OK, but not not not helium. 295 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,960 So if I was to do that and lay down the thing of balloons, I 296 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,920 would get that attack of happy. Do you know what I mean? 297 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,160 Where you kind of like can't help it like. 298 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,640 Yeah. So then he's over here like he's 299 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,960 like, Oh my God, I love it. Just blow the mind, all right? 300 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,480 Now, we interviewed a guy and I think he's going to try to make 301 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,560 it to this next party, but he's on Fetlife as space Humper, and 302 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:05,360 he went and was talking about his fetish for these space 303 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:11,320 humper latex bouncy things. You sit on them, you bounce on 304 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,800 them. Yoga balls. 305 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,640 Yeah, kind of like a yoga ball. But when they came out with 306 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,280 handles for kids, now they have for adults. 307 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,840 Like with a handle. Yeah, did you ever see those? 308 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:22,720 They came. Out. 309 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,400 I mean, I know about the kid ones. 310 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,880 Yeah, I mean. Yeah, he has those. 311 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,320 And so he just gets completely aroused by it. 312 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,640 Yeah. So I have to show you his 313 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,800 profile on fat. It's pretty interesting. 314 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,000 Yeah, I'll definitely I'll definitely want to look in 315 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,200 sneaky peek. Yeah, that one. 316 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,440 So. Has it been educational? 317 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,600 Honestly, has this whole experience been educational that 318 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,920 you get to know some fetishes that just didn't exist? 319 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,520 In your mind, I didn't even know the pantyhose 1 existed. 320 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,840 So to be fair. And it's like, I mean, that 321 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,600 would make sense. I mean, sucking your nose don't 322 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,600 make sense. But I mean, some things I'm sure 323 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,680 that come up would make sense. And I'm like, I asked stinky 324 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,000 feet because that the thing I did for stinky feet was to have 325 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,520 a sock in his nose and then wrap it, you know, tie it to his face 326 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,840 with my pantyhose. Yeah. 327 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,440 And so I asked him like, well, do you have a pantyhose fetish? 328 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,240 I asked. Not today. 329 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,360 And he said no. And I was like, OK, we're just 330 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,120 asking. You know, he doesn't really have 331 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,960 nothing beyond feet. OK, so he didn't even have a 332 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,800 thing for it when you did it? Didn't like it. 333 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,200 I mean, yeah, he liked it. It just wasn't like specific 334 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,400 pantyhose. It was just the idea. 335 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,440 I tied it with something that I found. 336 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,160 He just like, he liked that I'd be innovative, you know, like, 337 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,840 yeah, wow. How did you come up with that? 338 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,760 I'm like, I don't know. That's. 339 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,160 Creative, right? I didn't have anything else. 340 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,080 That's what happened. You know when you just do the 341 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,840 stuff on the fly, you can't plan for that. 342 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,040 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 343 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,960 It's really interesting, but what I told you the other day 344 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,840 was I said I can see him continuing to dress you like a 345 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,360 Barbie. Yeah, I feel. 346 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,080 I mean, yeah, he wants me to dress up like a like a cowgirl 347 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,000 next time. He wanted business wear this 348 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,560 time, but I didn't wear the right shoes. 349 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:58,040 Sorry stinky feet but you know I've done hiking gym wear. 350 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,360 This is my business outfit for today. 351 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,920 And then he got he is like I wasn't wearing the right shoes 352 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,200 so I had to go get my hiking shoes. 353 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,280 He loves my hiking shoes because they smell the worst. 354 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,240 They do. It today it smells like corn 355 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:13,640 chips, like gorgeous. He loves it. 356 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,000 I was like, oh wait, look at. That Oh my God he would love the 357 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,880 smell of my chihuahuas so bad. Oh, smells so stinky and sweaty, 358 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,240 that's what. The whole time he talks. 359 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,720 Oh my God, really? That is. 360 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,760 Hilarious, that's. Why I said he would love my 361 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,120 Chihuahuas Because a lot of them smell like corn chips. 362 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,960 Well, it's not from a, you know, beautiful foot. 363 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,880 Oh, he show me there's a feet thing. 364 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,480 It's kind of like like only fans have her feet. 365 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,760 It's called Feet Finder. Yeah, he was showing it to me 366 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,800 and I'm just like, I probably, I would never just put my feet up 367 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,000 there the way that they were doing it, but I thought it was 368 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 cool. I got to see some some some 369 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,680 wrong pictures. Yeah, I have an account. 370 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,200 We could do whatever you wanted to do. 371 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,520 Well, I just. Put some feet on there. 372 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,080 But I would. I'm just doing it for him. 373 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,200 Yeah. I'm not like, you know, hardcore 374 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:55,760 feet. I. 375 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,680 Told you I I have seen a lot of feet guys over the years and the 376 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,160 one that was really my limit, my really hard limit, is where he 377 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,520 wanted me to kill live crickets and mush them between my toes. 378 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,160 Yeah, that would be a hard limit. 379 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,680 Yeah, I just can't do that. I can't. 380 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:14,280 Can't kill a a little creature for your own sexual 381 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,400 gratification. I can't. 382 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,160 Yeah, that is. That's a little too much. 383 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,560 And then the thought of like, worse things than crushing up 384 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,840 that it was like. Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't. 385 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,960 I wouldn't go that far. I don't think Stinky would be. 386 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,600 I think he'd be like bizarred out by that too. 387 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,560 But see, that comes into play with a crushing fetish. 388 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,440 With a foot crushing fetish. Of course that's a thing. 389 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,160 Of course it's a very yes. Oh, my guys. 390 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,960 OK, I'll tell you one more thing, since we're talking about 391 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,040 crushing, right? Hmm. 392 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,520 So I have this one gentleman and he likes booty drops from bigger 393 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,200 women. And I was like, booty drops? 394 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,200 What? Yeah. 395 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,360 What is that? Booty drops is when someone like 396 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:59,120 me with a big booty, mm hmm. Literally like straddles over 397 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,320 him and falls back on him with my ass. 398 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,040 Whether it's like on his face or on his chest. 399 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,680 It was usually on his chest, on his stomach. 400 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,560 OK, Yeah. And you had somebody that you 401 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,160 did that with? Well, he was the gentleman that 402 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,160 I would see, so I would usually see him. 403 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,800 OK, so you would do that to? Him. 404 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,360 I would do that to him. Yeah, that's scary. 405 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,120 I would be scared to fall back. It is scary. 406 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,720 So, you know, we, we actually took and made sure that he was 407 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,920 on a soft surface because before he was like, oh, I just want to 408 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,120 lay on the floor. I'm like no, you don't need to 409 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,640 lay on, it hurt. Yeah, they get real hurt. 410 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,320 Yeah, but he ended up moving, but we shared the same birthday 411 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,520 and he's a super sweet guy, so I'm sure booty drops will be 412 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,720 coming back very soon. Booty drop. 413 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,600 It sounds like a song. I know. 414 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:51,520 Drop that boobie baby. OK, all right. 415 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,200 So on that note, live. Mia. 416 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,600 This has been another episode of. 417 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,680 Call me Mistress Bye.