Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm here today with Liv. Good morning.
Good. Morning, bitches.
Good morning. Live, you just did a three hour
session. And another three hours.
Yeah, he always comes in and does 3 hours.
Three hours. Yes.
You say you get in these weird positions.
I do because you know, his idea is that he wants to be teased
with the idea of having me, but then me to tell him he can't
have me. He could only smell my stinky
feet. So I'm in weird positions, like
almost like sex positions but then closing but then holding up
my feet at the same time, Yeah. Isn't that amazing?
It's. Yeah, you get a cramp every now
and then. I might.
I've been doing it so much so now my legs will start shaking
early. I'm like, I gotta hold it still.
I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't want to accidentally
like, kick it with the face just from a, you know, cramp.
OK, we're gonna start doing, you know, yoga, Pilates, maybe
warming you up the. Stretches.
Yeah, yeah. So maybe a water?
Yes, I come out like a dried up fish.
You need to drink a lot of water.
Yeah. God, three hours.
Well, I remember you told me you did that one position where you
were, like laying back and your feet were up, your knees were to
your chest. Yes.
And then he was basically pushing his face up against
your. Yes.
When? He goes to come, he like pushes
himself into whatever body part. So if it's like, well, it's
always my feet, but like whatever position.
So if I'm like, like what you're talking about, my feet are up
and then to my chest and he's pushing and it hurts.
Or if it's the other way and it's like my feet are being
hanging off the couch with me, like facing the back of the
couch, he'll push on my feet with his face and I'm like, I
don't want to fall off the couch.
But that's just, you know, he likes that it's.
You know I love people with unusual fetishes, yes?
And I love to see their face and them truly like, really like it.
It's amazing. I think it's great.
It's such a cool thing. Yeah, that was my dog and she
was belching in your face, right?
It's. You just smell doggy stomach.
Oh, WAVY gag not this is the unfun gag.
I don't like that. All right, so Speaking of kinks,
we're talking about feet. Let's go straight into weird
fetishes that maybe you haven't heard and maybe gonna be
surprised to read. Ohh.
Yes. So amputation.
Yeah, I said you told me to look it up.
So it says ohh God there I'm reading through them just it's
just blows my mind. OK, hold on.
I must have went too far. Yeah, the first one, you were
talking about amputees. It's at.
I can't even say the name is so long.
Yeah. Arousal to the idea of yourself
as an amputee? Yeah, that is a fetish.
Arousal of yourself. As an amputee.
And see this, I think this goes back to my theory of embrace the
suck. Like the guy who has a small
penis. Yeah, you know he was.
As arousal to sucking on someone's nose.
OK. Well, I was just saying though,
but if you're an amputee, I think you might just have to
embrace the suck, right? Because you really because.
People want to be you. There you go.
In a sexy way, he. Can't change the predicament.
Of it, yeah. It was funny when my my dear
friend we just lost him last month.
I'm sorry. Me too, love Glenn.
Glenn was awesome. He came to me as a, AS somebody
in the dungeon, in the lifestyle.
He was into spanking. He liked to be spanked with a
leather belt and so he made me leather belts, paddles.
A lot of them have gotten broken over asses, you know.
I have not broke 1 yet, no. Not yet.
But, you know, such a great
person. But he, he'd gotten cancer.
He got four types of cancer in his in his feet, of all places,
in his bloodstream and his bones.
Wow. Yeah.
So he got he had leukemia and he had several other types of
cancer and so they had to amputate both of his feet.
But he was such like this positive ray of energy and just
glow of happiness. He's like, it's OK.
He's like all I got to do is lay on my back for six months when I
go to sleep, he said, and then that will train my body so that
I can get new feet. And he's like, and when I get my
new feet, he said I'll finally be over 6 foot.
He said, I've always been like right below 6 foot.
So at least this time I'll be 6 foot 2.
That's cute. It was so cute.
It really was about it. And I like that.
And such a great man. He did a drug alcohol therapy
and he helped a lot of fucking people, a lot of people.
But yeah, his, his fetish. He was married to his wife, and
his wife, he said that she is to take her two daughters, their
two daughters to the roller rink on Saturday afternoons so that
they would skate, you know, four or five hours, he said.
And he said he would go down and wait in the boathouse down by
the river of their property, and she would tie his hands up above
his head and beat his ass. Yeah.
Bang. Beat his ass and he fucking
loved it. And when I first started to get
to know him in his fetish and he's so fucking cute, I would
have him come to the dungeon and clean naked and it was just, it
was the funniest thing. But he'd written Brie and he
told Brie that he had a really sexy nanny that was blonde, very
attractive. And he kind of thought about
Brie being that nanny because he said he would do purposely
things to piss her off. And she would say, Glenn, I'm
gonna what did she hold on when he say, I'm gonna paint your
Fanny red? And yeah, she would call his
butt a Fanny and she would beat his ass.
I like it isn't cute. So anywho.
So sucking on a nose. Yeah, sucking on a nose.
That's one and hold on before we get into that one, because I
just seen one that was just like that's not that's not a fetish.
OK, this is a fetish. It says fetish hebophobia
arouser to the children between the ages of 11 and 14.
That's that's. That is pedophilia.
What the fuck do they throw that in there?
For fetish, I'm not kink shaming, but that's key.
I'm going to kink shame there. See a.
Lot of people, though, a lot of people in that circle of
pedophiles and predators, they're, they try to justify
their behavior that way. It's still children.
It's disgusting.
They're not adults. It's absurd.
And for that to even be posted like that on the Internet?
Ever so casual, no. That's that's so weird.
OK, let's go back to normal, say to actual fetishes.
Yeah. So no, I would never suck on
anyone's nose, would you? No, they're at the suck.
Well, I wouldn't even want them sucking on mine.
I don't have to smell their nasty hot breath.
Well, my thing of it is are do they just mean like the tip of
the nose or do they mean the actual nostrils?
Did you know? Read it?
If you're like sucking bug boogers, it's like OK.
Honestly, this one is pretty gross.
Why on earth would you want to suck on someone's nose?
I wouldn't want to. Not only because it's weird, but
because you never know what's liable to come out.
In fact, there is a few things that I could name right now that
could come. I won't though, that's just.
Yes, please don't. OK, that's the that's the,
that's what. It's listed underneath the
fetish name. OK, I.
Thought I would say something more interesting than that.
I guess I was like why does how? Put it this way, so you did not
know what a Sibian or a Sibian however they want to call it.
You didn't know what that was and I showed you a picture of
it. Do what?
I don't know. Go ahead.
It was the the saddle machine I. Said people.
Yeah. Yeah.
And you're like, what does it do when I showed you the little
video motion? Yeah, so I'm sure there's a kink
and fetish to that. I mean, yeah.
Do you want to give it a whirl? That that I'll give it a whirl.
Whirl. I feel like that's everybody's.
It May. Not be everybody's thing, but
it'll be one hell of a thing. Honestly, I'm gonna have to buy
one for the party. Yeah, that's expensive.
Though it is, you can get a decent.
One for you gotta get is there a way to cover up more than just
that, like how you do with condoms and stuff to be able to
cover up more so more people can?
Use it, I would think maybe like a plastic wrap with a condom.
OK, you know. I think cellophane.
Yeah, I think that'd be more feasible, honestly.
Hmm. Gosh, like a lot of people would
want to use it. Yeah.
And see those pieces, I mean, you just take them off.
Oh yeah, I know. I'm just saying for a party, ohh
apps, you know, like make it a little bit easier.
You just cellophane would be great.
You know, because you haven't been to the party, you're gonna
see how nasty people can be. Oh.
Yeah, I'm sure. It's interesting, 'cause I, I
really didn't put that in perspective.
And I love the people that come, don't get me wrong, but when
they're under the influence of the allure of seeing people
naked and fucking and everything else, man, they just throw their
condoms wherever the fuck they want.
They, yeah, they have they. They have who?
Cleans this up. You clean this up.
Yeah, we all clean this up. Yeah, me, Charlie.
You know what, you Barbie? I mean, I guess I'd be helping
this time get those doggy scooper things you know I'm
talking about. Well, you.
Could just get a pair of gloves. I don't want to bend over.
I mean, I'll be using those little pincher things.
So you grab things with it. Your grandma has to grab.
Her. We'll get your pinchers parties.
I think the trash can overfilled in the bathroom so they just
started making their own pile. That's so gross.
Yeah, and you can tell it was all guys that had I'd used a
paper towel with their cum because they would just use the
paper towel and a little piece of it, wipe their cum and, you
know, go off and do their thing. Yeah, gross.
She lives face. Gross.
She's appalled. Well, I guess I'll get to
experience that. You'll get to see a lot of
different things. Yeah, I'm excited for the party.
I never looked at at the nasty side of it, but I like to stay
on the positive side. I'm excited in general to see
how everything plays out and just my first party.
I think it's great how people will fuck on a bed and another
couple come right in behind them like.
Waiting in line. Yeah, they don't even care about
the wet sheets. That's gross.
Oh it's it's awesome. If they find it so sexy and
cool, go for it. Oh yeah, be slipping and
sliding. Not somebody else that chooses.
That's it. And I got extra sheets, but
fuck, you know, let them have their fun.
Yeah, absolutely. But we'll set.
Up 33 beds in the tent and then we'll set up another bed outside
kind of everything, you know, around everything by the pool.
And then I'm we're going to put the one big leather sex wing you
haven't seen yet. We're going to put that in the
living room this time. OK?
So yeah, it'll be interesting. But we we do a big dinner spread
and this theme is British, and I've looked at British recipes
and I'm like, what the fuck? There's nothing really easy
about it. Yeah.
So yay. Fun.
Yeah, at least. At least you're looking up
things. Yo, yeah, I cuz I, I try to try
to incorporate a lot of things to theme and people really like
that, you know, of course. Yeah.
I mean, hence why you are going to be dressed to spin bots.
Yes. That's fucking awesome.
We got to get our outfits in, agreed.
Everything's not going to come in at the same time.
Agreed. Agreed.
Can. You get everybody together.
Yeah, so aside from that, what else?
Is there another fetish that you're unaware of?
I'm. Sure, I'm sure there's a lot of
fetishes I'm unaware of. Climb Copia.
I'm sure that's not saying it right?
Arousal of falling down the stairs.
Well, it could be. Arousal to corpse.
I'm sure that I've that's all right.
You know about necrophilia? Come on now.
That was it. That's all.
That's all of. Them I'm.
Sure, the wood. There's so many more 90.
Percent of their time outside. You can find wood virtually two
to three steps outside of your home.
There are trees everywhere. So was it xylophilia?
Arousal to wood. So question on this.
So about the wood. No, it wasn't about the wood.
I was going to ask you another question.
We're talking about necrophilia. Then we went into something.
Oh, I remember. Have you ever seen the episodes
of real Sex where people have they talk about their fetishes
and kinks? Have you ever watched that on
the old HBO? No, I'm not.
You have to Google that maybe like on YouTube or one of those.
Might even be on prime now. Like what is the way they just
you said they just sit there and talk about their kinks.
So what they did was they took people and they interviewed them
about their fetishes and kinks, went to their homes and saw to
what level they were taking it. Oh, that's cool.
So one guy had an extreme fetish, and he was in love with
his car and actually wanted to physically marry his car.
He would go out and fuck his car, like, rub his Dick on it.
Fuck the muffler. Yeah.
All right. Yeah.
Then there was another guy and I'm trying to give straight
name. OK, I know what to keep Chamber.
I mean going to myself. He had a fetish to mannequins
and so he had. He had mannequins and sex dolls
throughout his house and his wife was cool with.
It I mean, it's not another person, no.
So I mean, that's not hurting nobody.
No, but he would spend thousands of dollars on it.
That would be something. And they literally had an entire
house filled with the with sex dolls.
Isn't that crazy? So then there was one other guy
that I remember and he had a fetish to balloons and latex.
So the latex part we all get because you have latex clothing,
you can have latex sheets. But this guy, he loved balloons.
So he would lay in a bed with balloons and water balloon, no
actual balloons. Empty or full of air?
Full of air, OK, but not not not helium.
So if I was to do that and lay down the thing of balloons, I
would get that attack of happy. Do you know what I mean?
Where you kind of like can't help it like.
Yeah. So then he's over here like he's
like, Oh my God, I love it. Just blow the mind, all right?
Now, we interviewed a guy and I think he's going to try to make
it to this next party, but he's on Fetlife as space Humper, and
he went and was talking about his fetish for these space
humper latex bouncy things. You sit on them, you bounce on
them. Yoga balls.
Yeah, kind of like a yoga ball. But when they came out with
handles for kids, now they have for adults.
Like with a handle. Yeah, did you ever see those?
They came. Out.
I mean, I know about the kid ones.
Yeah, I mean. Yeah, he has those.
And so he just gets completely aroused by it.
Yeah. So I have to show you his
profile on fat. It's pretty interesting.
Yeah, I'll definitely I'll definitely want to look in
sneaky peek. Yeah, that one.
So. Has it been educational?
Honestly, has this whole experience been educational that
you get to know some fetishes that just didn't exist?
In your mind, I didn't even know the pantyhose 1 existed.
So to be fair. And it's like, I mean, that
would make sense. I mean, sucking your nose don't
make sense. But I mean, some things I'm sure
that come up would make sense. And I'm like, I asked stinky
feet because that the thing I did for stinky feet was to have
a sock in his nose and then wrap it, you know, tie it to his face
with my pantyhose. Yeah.
And so I asked him like, well, do you have a pantyhose fetish?
I asked. Not today.
And he said no. And I was like, OK, we're just
asking. You know, he doesn't really have
nothing beyond feet. OK, so he didn't even have a
thing for it when you did it? Didn't like it.
I mean, yeah, he liked it. It just wasn't like specific
pantyhose. It was just the idea.
I tied it with something that I found.
He just like, he liked that I'd be innovative, you know, like,
yeah, wow. How did you come up with that?
I'm like, I don't know. That's.
Creative, right? I didn't have anything else.
That's what happened. You know when you just do the
stuff on the fly, you can't plan for that.
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's really interesting, but what I told you the other day
was I said I can see him continuing to dress you like a
Barbie. Yeah, I feel.
I mean, yeah, he wants me to dress up like a like a cowgirl
next time. He wanted business wear this
time, but I didn't wear the right shoes.
Sorry stinky feet but you know I've done hiking gym wear.
This is my business outfit for today.
And then he got he is like I wasn't wearing the right shoes
so I had to go get my hiking shoes.
He loves my hiking shoes because they smell the worst.
They do. It today it smells like corn
chips, like gorgeous. He loves it.
I was like, oh wait, look at. That Oh my God he would love the
smell of my chihuahuas so bad. Oh, smells so stinky and sweaty,
that's what. The whole time he talks.
Oh my God, really? That is.
Hilarious, that's. Why I said he would love my
Chihuahuas Because a lot of them smell like corn chips.
Well, it's not from a, you know, beautiful foot.
Oh, he show me there's a feet thing.
It's kind of like like only fans have her feet.
It's called Feet Finder. Yeah, he was showing it to me
and I'm just like, I probably, I would never just put my feet up
there the way that they were doing it, but I thought it was
cool. I got to see some some some
wrong pictures. Yeah, I have an account.
We could do whatever you wanted to do.
Well, I just. Put some feet on there.
But I would. I'm just doing it for him.
Yeah. I'm not like, you know, hardcore
feet. I.
Told you I I have seen a lot of feet guys over the years and the
one that was really my limit, my really hard limit, is where he
wanted me to kill live crickets and mush them between my toes.
Yeah, that would be a hard limit.
Yeah, I just can't do that. I can't.
Can't kill a a little creature for your own sexual
gratification. I can't.
Yeah, that is. That's a little too much.
And then the thought of like, worse things than crushing up
that it was like. Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't go that far. I don't think Stinky would be.
I think he'd be like bizarred out by that too.
But see, that comes into play with a crushing fetish.
With a foot crushing fetish. Of course that's a thing.
Of course it's a very yes. Oh, my guys.
OK, I'll tell you one more thing, since we're talking about
crushing, right? Hmm.
So I have this one gentleman and he likes booty drops from bigger
women. And I was like, booty drops?
What? Yeah.
What is that? Booty drops is when someone like
me with a big booty, mm hmm. Literally like straddles over
him and falls back on him with my ass.
Whether it's like on his face or on his chest.
It was usually on his chest, on his stomach.
OK, Yeah. And you had somebody that you
did that with? Well, he was the gentleman that
I would see, so I would usually see him.
OK, so you would do that to? Him.
I would do that to him. Yeah, that's scary.
I would be scared to fall back. It is scary.
So, you know, we, we actually took and made sure that he was
on a soft surface because before he was like, oh, I just want to
lay on the floor. I'm like no, you don't need to
lay on, it hurt. Yeah, they get real hurt.
Yeah, but he ended up moving, but we shared the same birthday
and he's a super sweet guy, so I'm sure booty drops will be
coming back very soon. Booty drop.
It sounds like a song. I know.
Drop that boobie baby. OK, all right.
So on that note, live. Mia.
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