Hi, good morning. Welcome to the latest episode.
I've called me Mistress. I'm your Hostess and you know,
Madam Liv is here. Hiya.
I didn't say, but I am Mistress Mia, by the way.
I I wondered why you left that out, but I wasn't going to say
anything. Like attention on me.
I don't like it. Yeah.
Sometimes I'm like, sometimes I'm like, I like the attention,
but it's more like when I'm behind the mask, I like the
attention. But when I'm like my own self,
I'm like don't look at me, don't look.
At me. Don't look at me.
You're like, don't look at me dumb.
Yeah, Like, shut up. You do good work.
Or change, all right. So Liv, here's the deal.
I went and back and updated because we have 18 days before
this party. 18 days. 18 days. Oh my God.
It's March 1st, you know, February goes by like nothing.
I got to finish my outfit. Yes, we got to get this shit
rolling. Yeah.
And for the next two weeks, you know, we've got to get stuff
ready, prep stuff, you know, clean stuff.
We got to get all this together. Yeah, we got to get this house
in order. Yeah, So interestingly enough,
here's the thing. I'm going to read this
announcement to you and then you can say whether or not it's too
mean, because when people come to the party, this will be your
first party. So you'll be a good judge of
character with this. You can tell me.
Hey, Mia, you sound like a bitch, but here's my deal.
So at every party, we go back and we move furniture out.
We clean under furniture, cushions, we clean outside,
everywhere. You know, I hate trash in the
yard. I hate that.
And then they go up and down the streets to make sure that no one
has left condoms, bottles, beer cans, whatever.
But it happens. And people have thrown shit in
my neighbor's yard. I hate that, right?
And so one day after a party, someone even shit on the street
in someone's yard, you know, left toilet paper and everything
else there, and they had to clean that up.
Wow. Yeah.
So. That's like, are we dealing with
adults? Yeah, I don't think so.
I think we're dealing with drunk people a lot of times.
Think about them being drunk. And, well, sometimes still shit
doesn't. You brought the toilet paper.
You were prepared. I know now that's something
else. I so when people come through
the gate, I say, hey, look, here's our list of rules.
And I'm going to reiterate those again, But I went ahead because
a lot of people message me on fat and they're like, hey, do I
need to be vetted? Hey, what are the rules?
Hey, you know, and it's like, I want to try to cover everything
because then people contact me the day of the party with no
concept that we're getting shit ready.
Like I make the food, you know, I set up things outside where I
sit and I have to make sure everything's in order.
I have to make sure the wristbands are done.
I'm just everything in that context.
Everybody else is helping me set up the tents.
I have to go around and make sure the beds are nice and
things are pretty. And so Needless to say, I went
ahead and I put the list and I put some things on fat on the
announcement of the party. So I'm going to read this
announcement to you and you can tell me if I'm being a bitch.
The one thing I did leave out, and I need to put that on here
is do not get fucked up. That's usually my number two
rule. So I'm going to have that on
there as well. OK.
So it's all things British, a British invasion.
And a lot of people have asked me, what does that mean?
I was thinking like the British teeth, like the Tea Party.
Yeah, You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I thought.
I didn't think Austin Powers. I thought like the Boston Tea
Powers. Yeah.
And it doesn't have to be Austin Powers because I didn't specify.
Well, I'm just. Saying I got my fem fem bot.
Oh my God, yeah. You are a fem Dom but you know
fem bot. Yeah, Fem bot.
Yeah. So it encompasses all things
British, right? So I was looking up, I made some
TikTok videos and I was looking up like people who go and are
from the UK. And honestly, it's like all my
favorite singers, you know, Genesis with Phil Collins,
George Michael, Sade, I mean, all these people, Beatles, you
name it, and they're fucking British.
I had no idea. Like, Sade was.
Yeah, English. I had no idea.
They always they sound like great English when they're
singing. I know.
Yeah, totally. So Needless to say, Needless to
say, anything that is British, I reiterate with people, you know,
you and Barbie and Ruby, you're all dressing up as fembots.
You know, you're dressing. You're pink and you're fuzzy.
It's gonna be adorable. Charles is going to do Doctor
Evil. You know, it's cute.
So other people, I encourage them, hey, you just want to
dress like something cool and groovy and you know people are
going to do that. Groovy, you're making me think
80s party. No, Groovy was in the 60s.
You're so young, but it was like big flowers and, you know,
butterfly collars. That was the 60s that.
Was laughing in like 80s. No, that that was the redo of
the the Bradys. Oh, you're so young.
I'm sorry. No need to apologize.
That you young. Don't you remember hearing about
Woodstock? OK, go back and read in Google
about Woodstock. Woodstock was this huge, huge
thing that they did in the late 60s and it was all about peace
and love. And all these hippies, millions
of hippies came and partied for like a three day weekend or four
day weekend. And there's actually a movie
about, it's really cool. But all these amazing bands were
there. Led Zeppelin, Alabama.
No, not even Alabama fucking, but Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix,
Janis Joplin, all these people from the 60s were there.
Oh well, cool. You know, I threw in Alabama
because I think of my friend Crystal.
Crystal.
All right, give me these. All right, announcements.
OK, you ready? I've bored everyone enough.
All right friends, blokes and wankers, come join us for a
British celebration. Dress is your favorite British
folk and come play at the Manor 21 and over.
BYOB and always drama free, no clicks or crap, just come well
dressed. After your fine afternoon nap,
there's always a nice dinner and this time it will be British
inspired. At this glorious event, we'll be
celebrating some incredible people in the lifestyle.
Goddess Draggling is having her birthday celebration with us and
our dear friends Shaman and Barbie too, so don't be a boob.
Stop by and say hi. Give them a big British birthday
surprise. Everyone always asks me the
rules, so here goes #1 not everyone wants to fuck you.
This is all consensual fun, so don't be a douche #2.
Come through the side gate by the garage when you arrive.
I'll meet you there. Cash is preferred #3 no, you
don't have to be vetted to attend because honestly, if
you're a douche, you'll hide your douche baggery until a
party begins. So fingers crossed you'll behave
like an appropriate adult #4 Respect the wristbands.
Everyone will be given a color-coded wristband at the
gate. You will choose one of three
colors. Black is always leave me the
fuck alone because you may just want to come and watch and eat
and not play. That's OK.
This is an adult party. But you have no obligation to
play. There's no pressure #5 respect
your neighbors, respect my neighbors.
Don't show up naked. Wear appropriate clothing until
you get to my gate. There are children in the
neighborhood. So to the man who I had to give
my coat to to get to his car, bring my coat back.
You're an idiot for wearing a black harness and nothing else
to the party. Bring my coat back.
Bring my fucking coat back. Here we go.
Number six, Don't shit in my yard or street or anywhere in my
neighborhood. This is not New Orleans.
I have toilets. Don't be a barnyard animal #7 do
not litter my neighborhood. My neighbors do not want to pick
up your cans or condoms or your shit in their yard on a Sunday
morning. Again, don't be a fucking pig #8
don't trash my fucking house. I'm not your maid.
Use the damn trash can. Don't piss on my floor and don't
throw your fucking trash or condoms behind my furniture.
That happens all the time. Yeah, I know.
We see. We found one by the water
heater. There you go, and.
You're like what? Yeah, you realize at this point
that I have to make these rules because people have actually
done these things right? OK so don't be a fucking pig #9
Use tongs and spoons when getting food from the tables.
No one wants your cum stained fingers in the food.
Be respectful #10 please don't bring glass bottles, they get
dropped and things get messy and someone can get hurt #11 don't
fuck on my furniture with nothing underneath your bare
ass. I love you but I don't need your
dirty butt hole or come soaked vagina on my leather or cloth
furniture. I condition and clean my
furniture already. I don't need your juices, you
like that. I used to call it cookie crumbs.
Oh lovely #12 bring a towel if you want to swim or get naked
#13 I can't stress this enough. Use, use, use the trash cans.
Don't leave your garbage everywhere from me or my staff
to pick up. Aside from that, come and enjoy
yourself. This will be a kick ass party
with a game or two. Lots of sexual fun, good food
and great music. DJ Tony will be here so come and
party it up. We offer sessions at the event
as well so you can come see Barbie Liv or Ruby.
They're We're always happy to give you a public or private
session at the event. And if the party is too pricey
for you, e-mail me. I'm happy to give anyone a
discount. Sounds nice enough, right?
I guess, yeah. Or does it sound like I'm a
total bitch it? Doesn't sound like you're a
bitch, just sounds like you're setting the rules.
OK, just clarification. I I wanted somebody and they're.
Sensitive who? Sends it, yes.
You can cry. You yelled at like, yeah, we'll
talk to Liv and see what she said.
Yeah, it sounds. It sounds fine.
OK, good. Because you know, honestly, it's
just one of those things that people think it's cool with no
regard that they need to just throw their shit stuff.
It's just. Funny that we have to actually
set rules like that. What?
You know, I saw three people one time, they came in as like a
group. They were waiting for their
their their wife or girlfriend to show up.
So it was a couple and their friend.
And they thought it would be cool to pop off their bottle
caps with their bottle opener and leave the bottle caps right
in front of me. Wow.
There's people that walk around barefoot.
Yeah, everywhere. And I said, hey, what the fuck
are you doing? Pick your shit up.
Yeah. What's wrong with you?
You know, this is not a frat house.
These are fucking grown ass adults who walk barefoot.
What if someone's to step on that?
Yeah, You know, same with the glass bottles.
We had Somebody brought a glass bottle last time and broke it in
the fucking mud room. It's just, you know, stuff gets
messy. But anyway, I go on and on.
I I could go on and on. I'm not doing it.
OK, so change subject client. Oh, God, I have to edit this.
No big deal. All right, so the last person
you saw in the dungeon, was it Mandy or is it someone else?
It was the guy with the guitar. I think, Oh my God.
No, no it was not. It was my ABDL.
OK, well let's back up to guitar guy.
Guitar guy. Tom is cool with you saying his
name, he doesn't give a fuck. But here's my deal.
He's going to come see you again this Thursday.
Really. FYI.
So he, he loved whatever happened.
OK, well, good. Because we didn't get to really
finish. Because you were just like role
play. I'm.
Not good at it. You're just not good at it's
what you think, but apparently you played it off pretty well.
Yeah, but what he specifically asked for I wasn't able to give
him. But I did try, you know, to do
it as much as I could. And.
He just wanted a. Specific word play and I'm just
like, I couldn't figure out what he wanted, you know, like
they'll get asked the questions like am IA bad boy just to hear
they want that received. So I have to like listen to them
very well to be able to figure out exactly what they want.
But sometimes I'm like, can you just tell me in the beginning?
Can you know what surprise Tom is?
I've known this man for years. Like he's come to see me and
whoever else in the dungeon for 10 years, I think minimum.
But he looked at me. He was shocked that I even
remembered. But I tell people all the time I
have an incredible memory. Yeah, you're.
An elephant. It's crazy, but the way he what
he said, I told him I'm like Dad Tom, I remember what you like.
So he likes the extreme fetish of extreme bondage.
He loves the smell of leather so.
I put him in the latex bed. Next time, I think on Thursday,
you need to wear that leather jacket.
You have that leather coat. It's a brown jacket though.
Come on, that one. Oh, OK, yeah, it's.
Next leather. Wear it and I can wear like
jeans. I feel like you'd think that's
cute. Yeah, 100%.
Jeans and that little brown leather jacket.
Yeah, he would love craft shop. Yes, he would love that because
he told me years ago that he loved the idea of being
suffocated with the smell of leather because him and his
sister, Oh no, him, his sister and her friends.
Excuse me? They would gang up on him, tease
him, throw him to the ground and like suffocate him and tickle
him. Yeah, that's not what he wanted
this time. Yeah.
Or this past time. Yeah, he was.
Really. Which I told him I was like, you
need to write me a song, and it better not be sad because you've
seen a lot of sad songs. I was like, no, you're fixing
this. You're gonna want to write me a
song. It's going to be about me.
Or just happy. Either way, a.
Happy ass song from not coming in here and making me sad,
right? Because it will get into me a
little bit. I was like boy, because he
started about singing about his wife that passed away and I'm
just like, uh, uh, you cut the shit off.
We ain't bringing sadness in here.
Damn, yeah, that crazy. What are you doing?
Yeah, he lost his wife last year to cancer.
Yeah, he was telling me about it.
I know it was really hard because you know, he was talking
about her a lot through his music.
Yeah. And so it was making me sad and
I was like, Oh my God, you know, don't get all soft hearted.
I was like let me dumb make it happy.
That's horrible. That's horrible.
Yeah. Tom and I, we used to meet in
Biloxi at the casino, and he would get us a room and I would
take and tie him to a chair or use plastic wrap on him in a
chair and just torture the shit out of him.
And he would never last. Like, never.
Yeah, he was always calling mercy by the end, but he loved
it. OK, now talk about the adult
baby. I love this adult baby.
Do you? I hurt his feelings a little bit
though, because when I first started, he was talking about
the things that he he wanted. And honestly, I wasn't even in
the room at this moment in my mind.
And I was like, OK, I'm going to do the session how I would
normally play it out and not do it because he was wanting
something like more Dom, let's go this way.
And I was like, let me just do what I'm going to do.
If you want something more intense, go to somebody else.
And he felt like it was a rejection to him, like he wasn't
good enough or And I was like, I didn't even realize that, but he
wasn't able to get into a subspace after that.
So when I whipped him, he started crying.
You know which. Oh shit at.
First I was like, maybe he hit a boundary and that's a good
thing. Like, yeah, because I, I have
gotten gotten to the point where like, hey, like when you whip
and you let it out, it like it's like a certain kind of release.
Yeah. But I just kissed him on the
cheek, told him I was there for him.
And then we did the ABDL part portion of the of the session,
which was like, he colored me a pretty picture, put it on my
refrigerator. You know, he's probably about
two. I'm thinking OK.
I don't know, probably 2 to 4 is probably, I don't think he
knows, but just I think he's about two to four.
And honestly just the way that we've grown together in it
because we started out like to nothing and just kind of like
experienced it. He's literally my favorite
because we've just been learning as we go and it's just gotten
more and more diving into what he wanted, opening himself up to
it. Yeah, Well, he's a special guy.
He really is. He's very sweet.
He's nice to get along with. I mean, very easy and
personable. But here's the interesting
thing. So Pensacola is decently big,
right? That's all right, but we're
known in the South for all of the fucking churches we have.
OK, Hundreds. And just in Pensacola alone,
I'm. Sure it is, whenever It's like a
Dollar General, one on every corner.
So tell me this, what is the chance that the two people that
were here at the time, because I was seeing someone upstairs and
you were seeing someone in the dungeon?
Did they know each other? They didn't know each other
because I'm not telling either of them about each other.
But I did say to my puppy, you want to hear something funny?
The person downstairs that live is seeing today and I'm seeing
you. You both went to the same church
growing up. Now tell me.
That's not shit, puppy Sissy. Yes.
Oh wow. Yeah, how you like that?
We're always getting people of religion and military people.
Those are the two I feel like we've been getting like majority
of the people that come in are religious or have a strong
religious background or is military.
Yeah. Wow, makes me look at military
people different though because I'm over here like I think I
know you're kink. That's like I know who you like.
I know. Because I'm sure.
A lot of people know each other and they don't realize that
they'd be walking in. Oh God.
Charles saw Mandy walking out and he was like, I bet you Mandy
had a good time. I was like, what do you mean?
He was like, yeah, she was whistling and she was walking
out. And I was like, well, glad.
I'm glad she had fun whistling on her way out.
Oh. That's so great.
Yeah, it's so great. I like playing with Mandy.
Yeah, she's pretty awesome, honestly.
Aside from that, we're going to have, we have Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday left and we have a busy week still, so
there's more people to see. Yeah, there's a lot going on
this week. Yeah, plenty of spaces left for.
People though, absolutely. Aside from that, what else?
Oh, I'll tell you this much. I recorded a session with Barbie
did this week. I didn't see it, is it uploaded
already? Yes, it is uploaded.
It was, it was for Monday. OK, This one's going to actually
go up today. OK, yes.
Barbie and I, we were recorded this one and we were really
getting into it. And at the very end my computer
asked me something else that I really wasn't used to doing and
I hit the wrong button and it deleted the whole episode.
Oh my. God, we already planned on
recording too. But yeah, that one was bye bye,
gone forever. Oh wow.
So I'm like OK fuck it. But we end up recording a second
one. We post it Monday and it was
interesting. I, I like to tell the story
about the dead dog. It's a sad story, but it's a
funny story. It's a crazy story and you know,
there's an abduction scene involved in all of it, but it
was, it was a funny story, honestly.
Go listen to it. Yeah, it was funny.
I've told a few times on the podcast, but I, I'm always
telling you, it seems with the different Hostess host, you
know, and so, you know, it's funny, when are we going?
To start videoing our sessions. Very soon.
Because my my tea set still hasn't come in yet.
Well, you know, Bree just got me a tea set for my birthday.
Oh well, perfect. Yeah, I opened it last night,
but it doesn't have the Creamer Sugar Bowl.
You can get like clear or diamond looking.
Yeah, they would look really pretty with whatever it is.
OK, so this is it's rose, it's roses, but it is clear.
Oh, OK, so. It works.
It would work perfect, yeah. TJ Maxx or no I'm.
Going to let you find the Sugar Bowl in the Creamer.
I'll show you what I have and I looked up that brand and they
didn't have the sugar in the bowl and all that made with it.
That's weird. So you'll have to get something
different. That's fine.
TJ TJMaxx Ross always has some like random things like that.
Yeah, they do don't. There's like one one piece.
You can't have the whole thing, but here's one piece.
OK, All right. Well, Liv, I think we've bored
them enough with our bullshit. Sure.
You know, I hope people come to the party.
We have, God well over 200 plus people.
I think it's in the three hundreds now of people that have
shown interest. Yeah, but I think, like, there's
less than 100 that have signed up.
But in truth, a lot of people just sign up.
They sign up and they don't come.
But then, you know, we post on many other sites, you know, and
advertise for the party, OK. And we have people come from all
over, which is super cool. But yeah, I hope people come and
enjoy themselves. And, you know, aside from my
mean ass rules because I still think I sound mean.
But you know, I just want people to enjoy themselves.
Oh yeah. That's what the whole it's a
party. For a party, A Yeah, yeah.
We just want to make it kids, you know, we're adults.
It's supposed to be classy. Yeah.
Trashy. Classy.
It's classy. Trashy.
Yeah, it's classy. But fun?
Yeah, it's supposed to be like an erotic adult.
Sexy. Yes.
Yeah. Not shitting out in the yard.
That's not sexy at all. Except, you know, for some
people it might be. AJ, where you at?
AJ knows he's like, I clean it up for you.
Yes, shit. We don't want that.
Still. OK, well until then, Liv, what
are we talking about Now We're on.
Call me Mr. What? Yeah.
Oh, call me Mr. What show is this, Liv?
I don't know. Bye, guys.