Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
and I've got with me the Barbie. And you fucking wave.
I do. They can't see you, Barbie.
They can feel the. Energy.
They can feel the energy for sure.
All right, So Barbie and I, we did an episode about two weeks
ago talking about fetishes, and people seem to really like it.
Really. So we're gonna do another one
because I think we need to talk fetishes.
Yeah. It helps me learn.
Does it help you learn? Well, yeah, there was a few
things we talked about last week I didn't really know much about.
Yeah. So that's always a good.
I think we just need a little refreshers, yeah.
Also it's a cool topic generation generator because
there's like 20 million fetishes.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I remember when I got my
Fetlife and I was like, I'll scroll through the fetishes and
pick what I like. Like 30 minutes in, I'm like, oh
far, this is list go. I was like I can't keep
scrolling. I love it when you hit refresh.
Oh my gosh, I Have you ever been on people's Fetlife profiles
where you click on their fetishes and it's like 3 miles
long? And I'm like, yeah, I just look
at the highlighted ones to see what we have in common.
It's not necessary, honestly, but it's funny she'll.
Have fetishes that are like full sentences where it's like
calling her baby girl after she gets out of the shower and sits
on the bed, like something like that.
And it's really funny to me because I'm like, did you just
find that? Did she like?
Did you like? Make that or something like how
did you get something So my my my fetishes are like bondage
like. How about sodomizing her while
feeding her dinner with while her dog watches?
There's like commas and asterisks and, you know,
paragraph indentions. I'm like, what am I doing?
Guys, what the fuck are you? Fuck.
OK, so in A's for me it's anonymous sex.
So I got to tell you a story. Story.
I don't tell everybody all my dirty deeds.
You're about to tell a lot of people you're.
Dirty. I'm getting ready to tell a lot
of fucking people. By the way, we're in 176
countries now. Yes.
Yes, we just hit another African country.
Very fun. Isn't that cool?
So anonymous encounter. So one night back in the day,
this is God. This is probably when you're
born in the 2000s, early 2000s, I decided, or no, that was
probably 1998. I'm going to tell you that.
Before me, there you go. Before you so anyway, so I was
at home, I was bored. I went on AOL and AOL had the
the kick ass chat rooms. You go to you know your local
chat room, which I did and I'm on there.
So all I knew was this guy's screen name and he's like, you
know, my biggest fantasy is I want to go into someone's house.
I want to go to their bedroom. OK, fuck them and leave.
Never tell them my name. And that's it.
No. Hi, hello.
Just walk in. That's it.
Start fucking them. That's fun.
So I was at home alone like you do.
Like I could get fucked and not know his name.
I was a dumb 21 year old. Yeah, I was so fucking stupid
doing this because it could have been fucking Ted Bundy coming in
to kill me, but and. It was, you just didn't know
because you didn't ask his name. Exactly.
So I told he wasn't Ted Bundy. We can't from that.
You don't know his name. He.
Was arrested. He was dead by then.
Come on, Barbie. I don't know when Ted Bundy
died. Well, they arrested and caught
in here. I know I had sex in that parking
lot. I bet you Dick.
In my defense, I found out after so it was not.
OK, you might have been hooking at that time.
I don't. Know what you're talking No, it
was it's now a punk venue. Well, it's not anymore.
It was a punk venue. So I was it was after a show me
and this guy was saying we like hooked up in the parking lot.
And then a few months later someone's like Ted Bunny got
arrested in that parking lot. And I was like, I think I just
ascended to a new level of goth God.
OK, so anyway, so I'm at home. I'm in my townhouse, I told him.
I said yeah, just go up the stairs on the master bedroom
straight ahead and sure enough he came in.
He was a good looking guy. Oh, that's great.
Early 20s picture beforehand No Oh no picture exchange is.
So brave. I was so fucking.
I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
You weren't. I think he told me that.
You know, he was like 24 at the time.
No, you know, blah, blah blah, you know, and I knew he.
Believed you? Yeah.
Isn't that crazy? It's what are we on both?
Ted Bundy. Or Jeffrey Dahmer.
He wasn't arrested before then. Sometimes when guys hit on me
and they're like they like want to hang out.
I'm like, what if I robbed you? Like what if I'm crazy?
You know, and so I had the lights dimmed.
Yeah. And sure enough, he came in, you
know, I was already, I had some lingerie on, I already had some
toys out nice. And I was just like, he came in,
started going down on me. We had the best fucking time,
some awesome sex for about two hours.
And I said, you know, it's been nice meeting you.
And he fucking left and I never saw him again.
Beautiful. I love a man that sticks to his
word exactly. Never had to talk to him again.
That's so fun. Isn't that fun?
Anonymous encounters I don't think are for me, but I do think
they're intriguing and fun. It is, you know?
It's probably like the thrill of it, you know?
It was very thrilling, but she's.
Probably scary for him too because he also can't confirm
that you're a girl, no shit, or that you're just by yourself.
Yeah, because like what if he had like 8 guys in the closet
about to jump him? Or one guy that was going to
come out and kill him. You know, you know, I know I'm
not trying to be a man hater, but men do not protect
themselves. They don't.
Men will be like, I'll come over to your house right now.
What if I'm insane? You have.
Not vetted me at all. Nothing.
What if I'm a catfish like you don't know?
Me. What if I'm?
Crazy, right? But yeah, it's an awesome, oh
sorry, anonymous encounters. Like for me, I think I would get
too anxious 'cause I'm like, what if he's ugly?
God, you know. What did he scary I?
Wasn't even thinking like superficial.
All I kept thinking was God I hope you don't come in with a
knife. I'd hate for him to be.
A rapist like you have a knife too, and you put it under the
pillow. I didn't though, I was so
fucking dumb. You.
Just had your vibrator in a good time I.
Did you? Had a you had a dream and a
vibrator I. Did and some toys like you know
I was ready to fuck and I did but damn I don't know what I was
thinking. I think I've only ever slept
with somebody that I didn't know for a while once.
And I remember I told my friends about it afterwards and they
were like, wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean you hooked up with him?
But I was like, I don't know, guys.
It was out of character. He's really hot.
I was. Like he just got, he's so hot,
he's so hot. I would have fucked him when I
met him like. You're like, if I'm married,
that's. It you know, you know, he came
to the last party and when he came in I said, you know, Bree
thought he was my husband. Oh really?
And she had to do a double take and I said.
Yeah, that's my man. Yeah, I said no, no, Bree,
that's there's somebody here to see Barbie.
And she's like, oh, shit, OK, now I see who it is.
Oh, OK. And I'm like, yeah.
I said she always has her head in the clouds.
Yeah, she. Does she does.
And I told him I said you look a lot like my husband.
So he's like, oh, OK. And I was like, God, yeah, I'd
fuck you too. So.
So Barbie gets to fuck you. Yes.
OK. Just saying.
All right. I have blood play on my little
list. I have OK, so I love blood as
like the imagery of it. So I love the look of people
covered in blood. I think I look pretty covered in
blood. Actually posted some photoshoot
of me covered in blood today. Not on FET.
Fet's really mad at me every time I do that.
Stupid. I know it's fake blood, but I
guess stupid. I think it's because they don't
have a way to vet that it's fake blood.
But like I don't know. I see blood and needle play
pictures and they let that stay up, but I'm not talking about
that. I I my only hang up is like real
blood, 'cause it get real blood gets sticky when it dries and
it's not that fun anymore. But also I don't like getting
cut or poked. So I'm like, how are we gonna
get the real blood outside of my body without poking me, right?
I think also the biohazard of it.
I don't like it, but I do respect people that are hardcore
enough. They're like, no, I want real
blood. I'm like that's intense.
I'm happy with the Party City blood.
Party city blood like. It's, it's the imagery of it,
it. Is it's incredible.
It's. Really, I got to show you the
pictures of me after. But it's I think it's hot like
when a like around Halloween, like when guys like don't have
their shirts on. It's just blood down the trek.
I'm like, oh God, I need a minute.
Right, because you immediately think like vampire, like
sexiest. Blood is one of my favorite
accessories. It's hot.
We're going clubbing Friday the 13th to go scare the locals and
I, I plan on having blood like all down my titties and it's
going to be so beautiful. And I'm like, yeah.
Good for you. So I've got a haunted house so
nice that I'm going to be going to.
Like working at or like. No, just going to visit.
It's over in Mobile and it is a professional haunted house.
I think I went to that one last year.
It's called Sweet dreams. Did you been to that one?
I think I I don't pay attention where I'm going.
I just get carted around. OK, Unfortunately, All right.
My my family or friends will be like, we're going somewhere.
I'll be like, OK, and I'll just get in the car and people like,
where'd you go? And I'm like, I don't know.
But you know, Charles even said something about the pictures on
fat. There was a picture of a guy's
Dick in a jar and it was a real fucking Dick and decapitated.
Yeah, and they let that stay up. Yes, but I can't post pictures
of me with fake blood on. Yes, exactly.
I saw a picture. Of a guy and I'm not King
shaming with his eyes shut closed and neat and like in the
his nose shut down like shut like sewed up to his face.
Yeah. And his lips sewed shut like it
was insane. And there were stitches on his
forehead and I was like that's crazy that that's up.
But my my Halloween picture got taken down isn't?
That ridiculous I. Feel like they should just let
it let it up, you know what I mean?
It's so ridiculous, it really is.
They don't. I noticed the other day because
I was going to. I was just looking at different
things and I got curious. I noticed they don't put any
toilet plate anything on it on set.
That's crazy. If you look up scat plate
nothing comes out and I looked it up because I wanted to make
it my hard limit. Yeah.
The I've also noticed they don't let you put hard limits anymore.
They used to let you put that in your thingy but I've noticed you
can't anymore and people are putting it in their BIOS now.
But I was looking up a few things that I know I don't want
to do to add to my hard limits. And one of them was scat.
And it it was wouldn't come up. Nothing showed up for it.
And I was like, that's interesting.
Like, I get that. Like, not a lot of people want
to see that. But that's not a a wrong fetish.
You know what I mean? It's an extreme fetish.
But like, so is getting caned, in my opinion.
Yeah. Like getting caned is brutal.
And it's like, if we can put on like, brutalization, like I saw
a picture of a girl's titties nailed to a board, but you can't
let a little poop on the site. Like that's just a little funny
to. Me.
That's so stupid. It's like picking and choosing.
You know, it's all about censorship.
I mean, you know, it's like, do we really have to be censored?
If bloody bruises and stuff can be on, I should be able to post
blood on my titties. Thank you.
Because the people want that. Right, all right, so here's my
fetish. Bare bottom spanking I.
Was going to pick that one too. Were you?
It's my favorite type of spanking.
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, well, that's OK.
So Abby has someone who comes in once a week to get a beer.
Bottom spanking. Once a week.
Once a week for. The whole.
Hour. No.
He can usually only last about 35 to 45.
Minutes. I don't know if my my hand is
strong enough yet. I got a good swing on me though
I'm getting really good at. Hitting people, well, I think he
lets her work up from a paddle. Like gentle paddling to a hand,
but it ends with at least 20 minutes of the bare hand
spanking. I don't let people spank me
often and it's few and far between, but by far I like bare
bottom like bare hand. Spanking the best.
It's so cool, right? Yeah, I'm not AI, don't mind
paddles or floggers or whips like used on me if like I'm in
the mood, but something about a hand, it's just 10 times sexier
to me. Like I don't know what it is.
I'm just like. Yeah, you would have loved it.
I went to the local dungeon last year and there was 2 lesbians.
And they were doing this, right? They were doing this beautiful
hot scene. They're underwater mermaid
dancers. That's intense.
It's it's incredible, right? So they're there and they said
that anybody can come up and do any type of impact with the one
submissive. And so everybody's like, you
know, lining up to use one of their tools on this woman.
And they're like, Mia, what are you going to use?
I said, I'm going to use my hand.
I'd love to feel a sting. I'm on a spanker with my hand,
bare bottom spanking. And they're like, so it was fun.
It was a sexy scene. It's always so fun hitting
someone with just your hands. I feel like you can like hit
them in a way that like a toy can't.
Like you can hit and grip. Yeah.
Grab them, shake it around a little bit.
Also, it's just more sensual. It is, it is OK.
What's your fetish? What's the next one?
Sorry I got cuckled. Ooh, that's always good.
Do you get a lot of cooks who come to the dungeon?
I've. Got a lot of guys that request
cooks, but because we can't participate, you know, in that
when they specify cooks, that means they want us to be fucked
so they can come in and go down on our pussy and lick cum out of
our vaginas. And you know, I have to tell all
of them that's not happening. We're not going to do an illegal
act, sorry. Yeah, my interpretation of
cuckold is the, I guess what I usually hear about it is like
men who like watching their their wives get fucked are like
bull daggered. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I've seen that a lot. I guess I'd never thought about
it in the context of them coming to a dungeon where they want to
see us get fucked. Yeah.
That's kind of crazy. You know people don't understand
a lot times the concept of a dominatrix.
You know I've. I've noticed that especially
like the more I'm getting used to being one and kind of trying
to slip it more into like, like not my normal life, but like
telling more people. I had some people shocked that I
did stuff in person and I was like, what do you mean?
I'm, why are you shocked? And I guess because they're only
fans, girls, they assumed I was being a dominatrix online.
And I was like, no, I'm I'm in there.
You're in the battlefield, I'm in the trenches.
I'm just kidding. Fuck, that's funny.
All right, so here's cosplay. Oh yeah, cosplay.
I do, I used to cosplay. I'm friends with some
cosplayers. I was going to say this is more
up your speed because I saw that and I was like, you know, we can
even reverse the fetishes because you've done cosplay.
You've dressed up as as different characters.
I'm sure I've. Yeah, I've done cosplay before.
For me, it's like it's one of those things that like, I guess
can be a fetish because I mean, anything can be a fetish, but I
don't think it's necessarily a sexual thing.
Yeah, You know what I mean? Because, I mean, it stands for
costume play, but that's not really what people like, know it
as now. Yeah, but people typically dress
up as like, a lot mainly anime characters and like people like
from TV shows or media. And I've gone to a few anime
conventions and I will say it's full of a bunch of freaks.
A lot of. Furries.
God, yeah, I love. Furries.
Yeah, every furry I've met has been so nice.
Oh God, sex with the furry sometimes can actually be.
So amazing. My first kiss was with a furry
at an anime convention. And it was funny, but it was, it
was funny for stupid reasons. So I was on the panel, which is
like at anime conventions, they'll have events called
panels where people can go to your event and watch you.
And we were doing like a cosplay thing.
So we were all in cosplay and it was one of my first time
cosplaying and I was already on a panel and like so many people
showed up. It was like a fire hazard.
And we were doing one of these little teeny bop shows where
like, oh, everyone's a heartthrob.
These little gay bitches were losing their mind in the
audience because I dressed up as a boy, but I did it in a girl
way. So I guess they were just
freaking out. And we were doing truth or dare
with the audience. And this little furry raised her
hand and went, I dare you to kiss me.
And one thing about me, I'm not a bitch.
I'm gonna see it through. So I went and kissed that furry,
but just like a little Peck. And that was technically like my
first kiss. Oh my God, Very funny.
How cool. Is that?
I know. And I was just, and apparently
it was her first kiss, and she was running around the con
trying to find me the rest of the time.
And I was not trying to be found because my friend's like, yeah,
that that furry's looking for you.
And I was like, I'm getting haunted.
I'm getting haunted by a pink wolf.
You're her prey. Oh, yeah.
I was so lucky that when I was cosplaying, I had a black wig
on. And then like the rest of the
time I had my blonde hair. I was like, she ain't finding
me. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
That is hilarious. All right, so tell us, what's
another fetish for you? Fingernails.
Fingernails is. That in the way I like like
scratching? Or is that talking about just
the look of fingernails? I I think it can be however you
want it to be. Honestly, I do.
Like scratching. I've noticed that OK, I like our
Kitty cat gloves I. Know you too.
I'm never gonna stop talking about the Kitty cat I.
Know you love them. OK, so gas masks.
That's gonna be my fetish. Yeah, that's has to do with
like, breath play. It does, but you know, a lot of
people actually collect gas masks.
They actually go from, you know, early 20s on to, you know, like
during wartime. So I have one from World War 2
and then I also have another one from a recent war and you know,
it's just, it's cool, you know, the one from the 40s from World
War 2 was Latex and is. That the one you have
downstairs. Yeah, that's from Let's Win
World War Two. Yeah, Oh my God.
I thought it was just a mask you have.
No. That's really cool.
Yeah. I didn't know it was pushing 100
years old. Yeah, should be more careful.
So, but yeah, it actually came with its own, you know,
cartridges and everything else. And some of the cartridges still
have actual asbestos in them. So you can't use the cartridges.
They're just merely for looks, you know, but but a lot of
people get into it and just the the concept of fetish
photography. With gas masks is absolutely
incredible to me. I just love it.
The next one I have on my little list is male submission,
something I know we both like. Oh fuck yeah.
I love a good submissive man. What's not to like?
Yeah, do you like brats? Like boy brats?
Oh God, no, I don't like brats. No, no I do not.
It's. Not my taste, I don't know what
it is. I don't like to fight back.
I think it's 'cause I'm a sensualist, so I like when they
like are into it. And the bratting, I'm just like,
it makes me just want to be mean in a real way.
OK, I can I tell you a story? I'm Bratz.
You brought up Bratz. Here we go.
So I had this submissive, this guy, big tall man.
He comes in, he tells me, you know, that he wants to be like a
full service maid for the day. I'm like, sure.
That sounds awesome. So I know he has cats.
I asked him if he had hard limits.
He said he just didn't want to get dirty.
He didn't want to get his outfit ruined because he had had
experience with another Dom. They basically chained him up,
tied him up, left him there for several hours after he'd cleaned
their house. His his actual clothing was a
mess. It was ripped.
Yeah. He's like, I had to throw it
away. Oh, my God.
I was like, what the fuck did they do?
But he. Got kidnapped.
He was. Yeah, he was held against his
will for a little bit. Like a costume or his normal St.
Clothes. No, it was a costume.
It was his maid's uniform. Oh, that's interesting.
So he likes to cross dress, does.
He like to be tied in someone's basement like that.
I would assume he'd like a lot like that.
However I told him I was going to do that.
I wanted him to clean and get shit done because I had a party
in a week. Hell yeah.
Right, so he's like, I'm cool with that.
Well, the next thing I know after he's clean for about two
hours and yeah, he's doing okay. I mean, it's not like woo.
It's amazing. It's a.
Free cleaning I guess. It's a free cleaning and he's
he's wearing 5 inch heels. I'm giving him a break.
I don't know. I cleaned pretty good in five
inch heels. Yeah, you do.
But anyway, I tell him to go clean out the Kitty litter and
he goes in and he starts bitching and whining and
shaman's here. Shaman's in the dining room with
Brie. Has he been bitching and whining
at all? No, but he comes in, he's like,
what is this hate me day? Like I can't deal with this.
Why are you making me clean the cat litter?
And I'm like, don't you have cats?
He's like, yeah, but they're outdoor cats.
And I was like, shut the fuck up.
Like this is what I'm thinking. Is that part of his thing?
Like no. It wasn't, he just did not want
to fucking do it. He could also just go, hey
that's a hard lemon of mine. Yeah, like, vocalize it that
way. Yeah, I can't do that.
He was crying. He was upset.
Yeah. He was legit like, like being a
big old pussy. Not.
If I was doing a session and say something was happening that I
didn't want to happen, you just go, hey, on a real note, I just
don't want to do that. And you would have been like,
OK, that's fine, I'll make shame and do it.
Actually, Bruce, like, don't worry about it, I'll go take
care of it. Well.
That's what I'm saying, that communication is important
because at the end of the day, when when people come see us, we
want to do what they want to do and have to have a good time
because it's about them having a fun time.
If you're not telling me when you don't want to do something,
then we're just going to end up doing something that you don't
like, and then no one's having fun, you know?
It was, it was so crazy. That is a random thing to draw
the line at. It is it really?
Is like like if you were like, oh, I need you to go like mow
the lawn or something like that, Or if you're like, I'm gonna go
chain you up in my basement, I would understand.
Yeah, it was pretty crazy. And I was just like, you know
what, Go outside, smoke a cigarette and go home like.
Enough. You're done.
You're fired. Yeah, it's done.
And like enough. You're probably tired of having
him in your. House I was I was tired 2.
Hours. A long time.
Yeah, well, you know, it happens.
Yeah. I mean, it's kind of funny
watching, you know, this Sissy dress up and cleaning your shit.
It's great. That is funny, but it's only
funny if he's doing a good job, because if he's not doing a good
job then you have to go and clean behind the Sissy and then
it's more annoying. Yes, exactly.
I've had a few people like try to flirt with me by bratting and
I think my little brain just does not comprehend what's
happening. And then I'm like, what are you?
Are you mad at me? Like I'm like, what do you mean?
Like when they cross their arms and go, huh?
I'm just like, bitch, what are we doing?
Right. Part of me just get so like
embarrassed and I'm not making fun of brat.
I've seen it done in ways I like, you know, I think I the
more teasing, more discreet kind, I feel like that's really
cool. But the yeah, the outward like
very characterized brat where it's like I'm not doing that or
and they're sticking their tongue out.
I had, I had a guy do that at one of the parties.
He went at me and I'm like, that does not make me want to do
anything to you. Anything.
Sahara now dried up immediately. Exactly I'm.
Like I can't take that. My husband will brat, but it
will be something to purposely get under my skin.
And then I said, oh, is that some feedback so that I can use
that later in our scene when I'm putting you in your body bag
stuff advocating you. He's like kinda see, don't hurt
me. You know, back in the day when I
was more submissive, I wouldn't brat, brat, but like, I would do
that kind of like cheeky little, like, you know, teasing, kind of
like, yeah, like just being a little like sassy with them,
which I think is cute. Like, just a little sassy, a
little twingy, you know? All right, Barbie, now, in
closing, I'm going to tell you I have a fetish.
Oh, you do. I do.
Thank you. Thank you for the.
Kinky type? I thought you were vanilla.
I've got a big fucking fetish for military uniforms.
I'm not shocked. Yeah, so, you know, I've seen a
lot of uniforms. I love the Navy dress whites.
Is that your favorite? No, my favorite is the s s.
Nazis are. You kidding?
I'm going to go ahead and put in my two weeks.
Listen, listen. Ears plugged.
Millennial, listen, I was. Watching Z younger than
millennia. Oh God, jeez.
So no, I was watching this special.
They were talking about the best military uniforms.
Now they ranked the the Marines having you know, the best dress.
They also have things like called BTU's which are their
like their basic everyday training clothing.
And you know, Navy always says blue.
But I think the sailor outfits are cute, the white ones.
Are cute they're. Cute, but it's kind of like,
yeah. Do they get?
It's not thank you. It's a it's dorky.
And again, my thing of it is not I don't love Nazis, don't love
the s, s don't love Hitler, don't any of that.
You just like the the shape of. It the uniform itself, they had
knee high boots, they tucked their pants so they had like
little bit of poof Pantaloon. Yeah, but their their wool coats
were incredible. Their hats incredible.
Like it was sexy all the way around.
We'll just slip that Nazi patch to the side.
Yes, take that off. Well, see now what they do is
they actually make Latex, you know.
I've seen a lot of like like military themed yes and I have
noticed it does learn more towards that World War 2 style.
Exactly, and that's what I would want.
Which I don't think is wrong, it's just a little slippery
slope a little bit, it's OK. And again, it's not as if we're
representing. It's not like you're posting
about Nazis or. Anything.
No. No.
God, no. I love Jews.
I've got Jews in my lineage. OK, Exactly.
So nothing like that at all. You.
Hear that, you Jews? We love you.
We. Love you.
I love my Adam Sandler. God, I love him, but no point of
it is it's just the uniform itself and it's just, it's
beautiful to me. And they were just absolutely
incredible. And that's what they wanted.
They wanted, they wanted a superior uniform.
Now I will say I love the Army guys and their berets.
I think that is sexy as fuck. I'm not going to lie, sometimes
just even the everyday camo because like we live in a
military town, so you see a lot of like young hot guys.
Oh God, in the. Military suit.
You'll see a gaggle of them just walking around.
Yes, my favorite game to play at the club is I can tell who's
military and who's. Not yeah.
And a guy will come start talking to me.
I'll go, are you military? And they'll go, how'd you know?
And I'm like, you look military. And they always are like, wait,
what does that mean? Like, you look military.
Yeah. I don't think they realize they
all have the same fucking haircut.
Exactly. And they?
Think that I just smelled it on them or something.
I'm like, no dude. Well, you know too, when they
get their hair cut, their hair, their hairline has to go a
finger width between their ear and their.
Their actual hairline, I think, yeah.
It's very. Distinctive grow the I know if
you have like a grown top and that.
Long. But yeah, I I like when they
have it short, but they have a longer top.
I hate when they have like barely any hair on top and then
no hair on the sides. But you know what one trend
these military men are doing that I'm not a fan of?
Fucking pedo stash is back in style.
Like though, just a handlebar? Mustache is back in style.
Fan of that? And they don't.
But The thing is they don't know how to trim it well.
So it's like over their front lip.
And I'm like, if you're going to do the mustache, just trim it,
make it look nice. But that's it's mullets and and
the the handlebar mustache are back.
No. But luckily the mullets are a
bit revived so it looks a bit better.
It looks more like a shag. But.
I don't know so many military guys.
They have that mustache and a buzz cut.
They're like, how'd you know I was military?
I. Was like, well.
Because you got the American flag sticking out of your ass.
I'm just kidding. All right, Barbie, we're going
to leave it on that because that is a fun fucking note.
To leave that for our veterans, no.
Or our flag. I'm saluting.
New and you can't see it right now.
God loves. God Bless America.
God. Core country.
To be an American, the next episode, Mia's going to sing the
entirety of the national anthem. Yes, I will do that.
I will do that. All right, so until then, may
all your fantasies Barbie. Come reality.