1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,120 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,760 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:17,680 and I've got with me the Barbie. And you fucking wave. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,840 I do. They can't see you, Barbie. 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,720 They can feel the. Energy. 6 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,000 They can feel the energy for sure. 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,000 All right, So Barbie and I, we did an episode about two weeks 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,480 ago talking about fetishes, and people seem to really like it. 9 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,760 Really. So we're gonna do another one 10 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,240 because I think we need to talk fetishes. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,680 Yeah. It helps me learn. 12 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,320 Does it help you learn? Well, yeah, there was a few 13 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,240 things we talked about last week I didn't really know much about. 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,200 Yeah. So that's always a good. 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,160 I think we just need a little refreshers, yeah. 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,800 Also it's a cool topic generation generator because 17 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,760 there's like 20 million fetishes. 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,560 Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I remember when I got my 19 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,360 Fetlife and I was like, I'll scroll through the fetishes and 20 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,560 pick what I like. Like 30 minutes in, I'm like, oh 21 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:08,120 far, this is list go. I was like I can't keep 22 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,680 scrolling. I love it when you hit refresh. 23 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,480 Oh my gosh, I Have you ever been on people's Fetlife profiles 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,880 where you click on their fetishes and it's like 3 miles 25 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,200 long? And I'm like, yeah, I just look 26 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,400 at the highlighted ones to see what we have in common. 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,360 It's not necessary, honestly, but it's funny she'll. 28 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,880 Have fetishes that are like full sentences where it's like 29 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,280 calling her baby girl after she gets out of the shower and sits 30 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,120 on the bed, like something like that. 31 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,960 And it's really funny to me because I'm like, did you just 32 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,280 find that? Did she like? 33 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,600 Did you like? Make that or something like how 34 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:49,240 did you get something So my my my fetishes are like bondage 35 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:54,120 like. How about sodomizing her while 36 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,800 feeding her dinner with while her dog watches? 37 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 There's like commas and asterisks and, you know, 38 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,240 paragraph indentions. I'm like, what am I doing? 39 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,800 Guys, what the fuck are you? Fuck. 40 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,199 OK, so in A's for me it's anonymous sex. 41 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,720 So I got to tell you a story. Story. 42 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,760 I don't tell everybody all my dirty deeds. 43 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,400 You're about to tell a lot of people you're. 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,200 Dirty. I'm getting ready to tell a lot 45 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,800 of fucking people. By the way, we're in 176 46 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,440 countries now. Yes. 47 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,320 Yes, we just hit another African country. 48 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,600 Very fun. Isn't that cool? 49 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:35,520 So anonymous encounter. So one night back in the day, 50 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,520 this is God. This is probably when you're 51 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:44,920 born in the 2000s, early 2000s, I decided, or no, that was 52 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,400 probably 1998. I'm going to tell you that. 53 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:52,320 Before me, there you go. Before you so anyway, so I was 54 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:58,080 at home, I was bored. I went on AOL and AOL had the 55 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,120 the kick ass chat rooms. You go to you know your local 56 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,160 chat room, which I did and I'm on there. 57 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,160 So all I knew was this guy's screen name and he's like, you 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,160 know, my biggest fantasy is I want to go into someone's house. 59 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,760 I want to go to their bedroom. OK, fuck them and leave. 60 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,720 Never tell them my name. And that's it. 61 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,680 No. Hi, hello. 62 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,840 Just walk in. That's it. 63 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,320 Start fucking them. That's fun. 64 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,440 So I was at home alone like you do. 65 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,160 Like I could get fucked and not know his name. 66 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,320 I was a dumb 21 year old. Yeah, I was so fucking stupid 67 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,720 doing this because it could have been fucking Ted Bundy coming in 68 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,120 to kill me, but and. It was, you just didn't know 69 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,360 because you didn't ask his name. Exactly. 70 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:49,000 So I told he wasn't Ted Bundy. We can't from that. 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,240 You don't know his name. He. 72 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,720 Was arrested. He was dead by then. 73 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,360 Come on, Barbie. I don't know when Ted Bundy 74 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,080 died. Well, they arrested and caught 75 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,440 in here. I know I had sex in that parking 76 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,880 lot. I bet you Dick. 77 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,520 In my defense, I found out after so it was not. 78 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,440 OK, you might have been hooking at that time. 79 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,480 I don't. Know what you're talking No, it 80 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,480 was it's now a punk venue. Well, it's not anymore. 81 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,600 It was a punk venue. So I was it was after a show me 82 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,800 and this guy was saying we like hooked up in the parking lot. 83 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,120 And then a few months later someone's like Ted Bunny got 84 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,120 arrested in that parking lot. And I was like, I think I just 85 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,840 ascended to a new level of goth God. 86 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:35,120 OK, so anyway, so I'm at home. I'm in my townhouse, I told him. 87 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,760 I said yeah, just go up the stairs on the master bedroom 88 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,240 straight ahead and sure enough he came in. 89 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,120 He was a good looking guy. Oh, that's great. 90 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:47,040 Early 20s picture beforehand No Oh no picture exchange is. 91 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,920 So brave. I was so fucking. 92 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,640 I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. 93 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,240 You weren't. I think he told me that. 94 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,960 You know, he was like 24 at the time. 95 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,760 No, you know, blah, blah blah, you know, and I knew he. 96 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,920 Believed you? Yeah. 97 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,280 Isn't that crazy? It's what are we on both? 98 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:07,440 Ted Bundy. Or Jeffrey Dahmer. 99 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,760 He wasn't arrested before then. Sometimes when guys hit on me 100 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,520 and they're like they like want to hang out. 101 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,560 I'm like, what if I robbed you? Like what if I'm crazy? 102 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,840 You know, and so I had the lights dimmed. 103 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,640 Yeah. And sure enough, he came in, you 104 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,800 know, I was already, I had some lingerie on, I already had some 105 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:30,080 toys out nice. And I was just like, he came in, 106 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,720 started going down on me. We had the best fucking time, 107 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,240 some awesome sex for about two hours. 108 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,560 And I said, you know, it's been nice meeting you. 109 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,840 And he fucking left and I never saw him again. 110 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,680 Beautiful. I love a man that sticks to his 111 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,240 word exactly. Never had to talk to him again. 112 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,840 That's so fun. Isn't that fun? 113 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,520 Anonymous encounters I don't think are for me, but I do think 114 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,960 they're intriguing and fun. It is, you know? 115 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,240 It's probably like the thrill of it, you know? 116 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,840 It was very thrilling, but she's. 117 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,440 Probably scary for him too because he also can't confirm 118 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,920 that you're a girl, no shit, or that you're just by yourself. 119 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,440 Yeah, because like what if he had like 8 guys in the closet 120 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,320 about to jump him? Or one guy that was going to 121 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,920 come out and kill him. You know, you know, I know I'm 122 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,760 not trying to be a man hater, but men do not protect 123 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,920 themselves. They don't. 124 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,960 Men will be like, I'll come over to your house right now. 125 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,160 What if I'm insane? You have. 126 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,240 Not vetted me at all. Nothing. 127 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,520 What if I'm a catfish like you don't know? 128 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,080 Me. What if I'm? 129 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:32,480 Crazy, right? But yeah, it's an awesome, oh 130 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:36,760 sorry, anonymous encounters. Like for me, I think I would get 131 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,880 too anxious 'cause I'm like, what if he's ugly? 132 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:44,520 God, you know. What did he scary I? 133 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,960 Wasn't even thinking like superficial. 134 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,960 All I kept thinking was God I hope you don't come in with a 135 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,880 knife. I'd hate for him to be. 136 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,480 A rapist like you have a knife too, and you put it under the 137 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,320 pillow. I didn't though, I was so 138 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:56,960 fucking dumb. You. 139 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,040 Just had your vibrator in a good time I. 140 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,360 Did you? Had a you had a dream and a 141 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,520 vibrator I. Did and some toys like you know 142 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,600 I was ready to fuck and I did but damn I don't know what I was 143 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,240 thinking. I think I've only ever slept 144 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,280 with somebody that I didn't know for a while once. 145 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,120 And I remember I told my friends about it afterwards and they 146 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,720 were like, wait, what do you mean? 147 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,040 What do you mean you hooked up with him? 148 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,120 But I was like, I don't know, guys. 149 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,720 It was out of character. He's really hot. 150 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,600 I was. Like he just got, he's so hot, 151 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,440 he's so hot. I would have fucked him when I 152 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,560 met him like. You're like, if I'm married, 153 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,800 that's. It you know, you know, he came 154 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:39,200 to the last party and when he came in I said, you know, Bree 155 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,400 thought he was my husband. Oh really? 156 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,160 And she had to do a double take and I said. 157 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,560 Yeah, that's my man. Yeah, I said no, no, Bree, 158 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,600 that's there's somebody here to see Barbie. 159 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,680 And she's like, oh, shit, OK, now I see who it is. 160 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,000 Oh, OK. And I'm like, yeah. 161 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,920 I said she always has her head in the clouds. 162 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,080 Yeah, she. Does she does. 163 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,360 And I told him I said you look a lot like my husband. 164 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,360 So he's like, oh, OK. And I was like, God, yeah, I'd 165 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,680 fuck you too. So. 166 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,720 So Barbie gets to fuck you. Yes. 167 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,120 OK. Just saying. 168 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:15,880 All right. I have blood play on my little 169 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:21,280 list. I have OK, so I love blood as 170 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:24,920 like the imagery of it. So I love the look of people 171 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,280 covered in blood. I think I look pretty covered in 172 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,600 blood. Actually posted some photoshoot 173 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,880 of me covered in blood today. Not on FET. 174 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,799 Fet's really mad at me every time I do that. 175 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,320 Stupid. I know it's fake blood, but I 176 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,360 guess stupid. I think it's because they don't 177 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,240 have a way to vet that it's fake blood. 178 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,080 But like I don't know. I see blood and needle play 179 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,040 pictures and they let that stay up, but I'm not talking about 180 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,440 that. I I my only hang up is like real 181 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:55,120 blood, 'cause it get real blood gets sticky when it dries and 182 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,320 it's not that fun anymore. But also I don't like getting 183 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,240 cut or poked. So I'm like, how are we gonna 184 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,560 get the real blood outside of my body without poking me, right? 185 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,760 I think also the biohazard of it. 186 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,840 I don't like it, but I do respect people that are hardcore 187 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,160 enough. They're like, no, I want real 188 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,280 blood. I'm like that's intense. 189 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,920 I'm happy with the Party City blood. 190 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,960 Party city blood like. It's, it's the imagery of it, 191 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,400 it. Is it's incredible. 192 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,000 It's. Really, I got to show you the 193 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,360 pictures of me after. But it's I think it's hot like 194 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,840 when a like around Halloween, like when guys like don't have 195 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,760 their shirts on. It's just blood down the trek. 196 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,840 I'm like, oh God, I need a minute. 197 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,640 Right, because you immediately think like vampire, like 198 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,000 sexiest. Blood is one of my favorite 199 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,120 accessories. It's hot. 200 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:45,040 We're going clubbing Friday the 13th to go scare the locals and 201 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,840 I, I plan on having blood like all down my titties and it's 202 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,640 going to be so beautiful. And I'm like, yeah. 203 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,920 Good for you. So I've got a haunted house so 204 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,840 nice that I'm going to be going to. 205 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,200 Like working at or like. No, just going to visit. 206 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,160 It's over in Mobile and it is a professional haunted house. 207 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,720 I think I went to that one last year. 208 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,120 It's called Sweet dreams. Did you been to that one? 209 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,440 I think I I don't pay attention where I'm going. 210 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:16,120 I just get carted around. OK, Unfortunately, All right. 211 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,440 My my family or friends will be like, we're going somewhere. 212 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,960 I'll be like, OK, and I'll just get in the car and people like, 213 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,200 where'd you go? And I'm like, I don't know. 214 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:29,040 But you know, Charles even said something about the pictures on 215 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,120 fat. There was a picture of a guy's 216 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,000 Dick in a jar and it was a real fucking Dick and decapitated. 217 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,640 Yeah, and they let that stay up. Yes, but I can't post pictures 218 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,040 of me with fake blood on. Yes, exactly. 219 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,200 I saw a picture. Of a guy and I'm not King 220 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,440 shaming with his eyes shut closed and neat and like in the 221 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:52,200 his nose shut down like shut like sewed up to his face. 222 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,240 Yeah. And his lips sewed shut like it 223 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,400 was insane. And there were stitches on his 224 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,920 forehead and I was like that's crazy that that's up. 225 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,960 But my my Halloween picture got taken down isn't? 226 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,120 That ridiculous I. Feel like they should just let 227 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,200 it let it up, you know what I mean? 228 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,480 It's so ridiculous, it really is. 229 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,840 They don't. I noticed the other day because 230 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,800 I was going to. I was just looking at different 231 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,080 things and I got curious. I noticed they don't put any 232 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,800 toilet plate anything on it on set. 233 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,920 That's crazy. If you look up scat plate 234 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,440 nothing comes out and I looked it up because I wanted to make 235 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,840 it my hard limit. Yeah. 236 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,720 The I've also noticed they don't let you put hard limits anymore. 237 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:34,160 They used to let you put that in your thingy but I've noticed you 238 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,800 can't anymore and people are putting it in their BIOS now. 239 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,760 But I was looking up a few things that I know I don't want 240 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,280 to do to add to my hard limits. And one of them was scat. 241 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,000 And it it was wouldn't come up. Nothing showed up for it. 242 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 And I was like, that's interesting. 243 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,040 Like, I get that. Like, not a lot of people want 244 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,560 to see that. But that's not a a wrong fetish. 245 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,000 You know what I mean? It's an extreme fetish. 246 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 But like, so is getting caned, in my opinion. 247 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,320 Yeah. Like getting caned is brutal. 248 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,600 And it's like, if we can put on like, brutalization, like I saw 249 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,680 a picture of a girl's titties nailed to a board, but you can't 250 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,760 let a little poop on the site. Like that's just a little funny 251 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,040 to. Me. 252 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,040 That's so stupid. It's like picking and choosing. 253 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,480 You know, it's all about censorship. 254 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,240 I mean, you know, it's like, do we really have to be censored? 255 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,360 If bloody bruises and stuff can be on, I should be able to post 256 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,960 blood on my titties. Thank you. 257 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:35,120 Because the people want that. Right, all right, so here's my 258 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,120 fetish. Bare bottom spanking I. 259 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,080 Was going to pick that one too. Were you? 260 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,920 It's my favorite type of spanking. 261 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:45,600 Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, well, that's OK. 262 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,320 So Abby has someone who comes in once a week to get a beer. 263 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,800 Bottom spanking. Once a week. 264 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,280 Once a week for. The whole. 265 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,800 Hour. No. 266 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,480 He can usually only last about 35 to 45. 267 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,840 Minutes. I don't know if my my hand is 268 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,720 strong enough yet. I got a good swing on me though 269 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,480 I'm getting really good at. Hitting people, well, I think he 270 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,760 lets her work up from a paddle. Like gentle paddling to a hand, 271 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:16,240 but it ends with at least 20 minutes of the bare hand 272 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,600 spanking. I don't let people spank me 273 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,760 often and it's few and far between, but by far I like bare 274 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,120 bottom like bare hand. Spanking the best. 275 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,640 It's so cool, right? Yeah, I'm not AI, don't mind 276 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,440 paddles or floggers or whips like used on me if like I'm in 277 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,600 the mood, but something about a hand, it's just 10 times sexier 278 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,120 to me. Like I don't know what it is. 279 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,840 I'm just like. Yeah, you would have loved it. 280 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,640 I went to the local dungeon last year and there was 2 lesbians. 281 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,640 And they were doing this, right? They were doing this beautiful 282 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,600 hot scene. They're underwater mermaid 283 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,880 dancers. That's intense. 284 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,840 It's it's incredible, right? So they're there and they said 285 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:02,560 that anybody can come up and do any type of impact with the one 286 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,160 submissive. And so everybody's like, you 287 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,000 know, lining up to use one of their tools on this woman. 288 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,320 And they're like, Mia, what are you going to use? 289 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,920 I said, I'm going to use my hand. 290 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,000 I'd love to feel a sting. I'm on a spanker with my hand, 291 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,720 bare bottom spanking. And they're like, so it was fun. 292 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,240 It was a sexy scene. It's always so fun hitting 293 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,320 someone with just your hands. I feel like you can like hit 294 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,480 them in a way that like a toy can't. 295 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,360 Like you can hit and grip. Yeah. 296 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,000 Grab them, shake it around a little bit. 297 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,320 Also, it's just more sensual. It is, it is OK. 298 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,040 What's your fetish? What's the next one? 299 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:47,600 Sorry I got cuckled. Ooh, that's always good. 300 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,480 Do you get a lot of cooks who come to the dungeon? 301 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,680 I've. Got a lot of guys that request 302 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,640 cooks, but because we can't participate, you know, in that 303 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,720 when they specify cooks, that means they want us to be fucked 304 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,920 so they can come in and go down on our pussy and lick cum out of 305 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,160 our vaginas. And you know, I have to tell all 306 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,080 of them that's not happening. We're not going to do an illegal 307 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,800 act, sorry. Yeah, my interpretation of 308 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,640 cuckold is the, I guess what I usually hear about it is like 309 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,040 men who like watching their their wives get fucked are like 310 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,080 bull daggered. You know what I mean? 311 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,720 Yeah, I've seen that a lot. I guess I'd never thought about 312 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,120 it in the context of them coming to a dungeon where they want to 313 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,880 see us get fucked. Yeah. 314 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,400 That's kind of crazy. You know people don't understand 315 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,720 a lot times the concept of a dominatrix. 316 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,400 You know I've. I've noticed that especially 317 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,480 like the more I'm getting used to being one and kind of trying 318 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,720 to slip it more into like, like not my normal life, but like 319 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,960 telling more people. I had some people shocked that I 320 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:53,240 did stuff in person and I was like, what do you mean? 321 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,280 I'm, why are you shocked? And I guess because they're only 322 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,280 fans, girls, they assumed I was being a dominatrix online. 323 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,320 And I was like, no, I'm I'm in there. 324 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,240 You're in the battlefield, I'm in the trenches. 325 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,840 I'm just kidding. Fuck, that's funny. 326 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,400 All right, so here's cosplay. Oh yeah, cosplay. 327 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,040 I do, I used to cosplay. I'm friends with some 328 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,320 cosplayers. I was going to say this is more 329 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,680 up your speed because I saw that and I was like, you know, we can 330 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,960 even reverse the fetishes because you've done cosplay. 331 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,080 You've dressed up as as different characters. 332 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,520 I'm sure I've. Yeah, I've done cosplay before. 333 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,600 For me, it's like it's one of those things that like, I guess 334 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,960 can be a fetish because I mean, anything can be a fetish, but I 335 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,320 don't think it's necessarily a sexual thing. 336 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,200 Yeah, You know what I mean? Because, I mean, it stands for 337 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,480 costume play, but that's not really what people like, know it 338 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,320 as now. Yeah, but people typically dress 339 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,560 up as like, a lot mainly anime characters and like people like 340 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,680 from TV shows or media. And I've gone to a few anime 341 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,800 conventions and I will say it's full of a bunch of freaks. 342 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,720 A lot of. Furries. 343 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,800 God, yeah, I love. Furries. 344 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,400 Yeah, every furry I've met has been so nice. 345 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,520 Oh God, sex with the furry sometimes can actually be. 346 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,880 So amazing. My first kiss was with a furry 347 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,880 at an anime convention. And it was funny, but it was, it 348 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:20,720 was funny for stupid reasons. So I was on the panel, which is 349 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,359 like at anime conventions, they'll have events called 350 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:26,280 panels where people can go to your event and watch you. 351 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,960 And we were doing like a cosplay thing. 352 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,680 So we were all in cosplay and it was one of my first time 353 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,480 cosplaying and I was already on a panel and like so many people 354 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,320 showed up. It was like a fire hazard. 355 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,160 And we were doing one of these little teeny bop shows where 356 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,880 like, oh, everyone's a heartthrob. 357 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,240 These little gay bitches were losing their mind in the 358 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,200 audience because I dressed up as a boy, but I did it in a girl 359 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,320 way. So I guess they were just 360 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,640 freaking out. And we were doing truth or dare 361 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,880 with the audience. And this little furry raised her 362 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,640 hand and went, I dare you to kiss me. 363 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,680 And one thing about me, I'm not a bitch. 364 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,360 I'm gonna see it through. So I went and kissed that furry, 365 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,920 but just like a little Peck. And that was technically like my 366 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,600 first kiss. Oh my God, Very funny. 367 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,640 How cool. Is that? 368 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,400 I know. And I was just, and apparently 369 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,320 it was her first kiss, and she was running around the con 370 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,800 trying to find me the rest of the time. 371 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,400 And I was not trying to be found because my friend's like, yeah, 372 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,800 that that furry's looking for you. 373 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,640 And I was like, I'm getting haunted. 374 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,760 I'm getting haunted by a pink wolf. 375 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,120 You're her prey. Oh, yeah. 376 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,840 I was so lucky that when I was cosplaying, I had a black wig 377 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,080 on. And then like the rest of the 378 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,800 time I had my blonde hair. I was like, she ain't finding 379 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,080 me. Oh my God, that's hilarious. 380 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:41,240 That is hilarious. All right, so tell us, what's 381 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,920 another fetish for you? Fingernails. 382 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,000 Fingernails is. That in the way I like like 383 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,560 scratching? Or is that talking about just 384 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,280 the look of fingernails? I I think it can be however you 385 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,600 want it to be. Honestly, I do. 386 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,720 Like scratching. I've noticed that OK, I like our 387 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,080 Kitty cat gloves I. Know you too. 388 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,680 I'm never gonna stop talking about the Kitty cat I. 389 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,040 Know you love them. OK, so gas masks. 390 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,920 That's gonna be my fetish. Yeah, that's has to do with 391 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,480 like, breath play. It does, but you know, a lot of 392 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,920 people actually collect gas masks. 393 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:21,000 They actually go from, you know, early 20s on to, you know, like 394 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,760 during wartime. So I have one from World War 2 395 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:30,480 and then I also have another one from a recent war and you know, 396 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:35,880 it's just, it's cool, you know, the one from the 40s from World 397 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,800 War 2 was Latex and is. That the one you have 398 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,080 downstairs. Yeah, that's from Let's Win 399 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080 World War Two. Yeah, Oh my God. 400 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,840 I thought it was just a mask you have. 401 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,720 No. That's really cool. 402 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah. I didn't know it was pushing 100 403 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,120 years old. Yeah, should be more careful. 404 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,480 So, but yeah, it actually came with its own, you know, 405 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,280 cartridges and everything else. And some of the cartridges still 406 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,080 have actual asbestos in them. So you can't use the cartridges. 407 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,720 They're just merely for looks, you know, but but a lot of 408 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,280 people get into it and just the the concept of fetish 409 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:15,720 photography. With gas masks is absolutely 410 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,680 incredible to me. I just love it. 411 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,440 The next one I have on my little list is male submission, 412 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,560 something I know we both like. Oh fuck yeah. 413 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,920 I love a good submissive man. What's not to like? 414 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,960 Yeah, do you like brats? Like boy brats? 415 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:34,280 Oh God, no, I don't like brats. No, no I do not. 416 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,800 It's. Not my taste, I don't know what 417 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,400 it is. I don't like to fight back. 418 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,760 I think it's 'cause I'm a sensualist, so I like when they 419 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,600 like are into it. And the bratting, I'm just like, 420 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,840 it makes me just want to be mean in a real way. 421 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,360 OK, I can I tell you a story? I'm Bratz. 422 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,840 You brought up Bratz. Here we go. 423 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,880 So I had this submissive, this guy, big tall man. 424 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,520 He comes in, he tells me, you know, that he wants to be like a 425 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,560 full service maid for the day. I'm like, sure. 426 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,960 That sounds awesome. So I know he has cats. 427 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,840 I asked him if he had hard limits. 428 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,880 He said he just didn't want to get dirty. 429 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,880 He didn't want to get his outfit ruined because he had had 430 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,720 experience with another Dom. They basically chained him up, 431 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,880 tied him up, left him there for several hours after he'd cleaned 432 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,200 their house. His his actual clothing was a 433 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,640 mess. It was ripped. 434 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,280 Yeah. He's like, I had to throw it 435 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,320 away. Oh, my God. 436 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,720 I was like, what the fuck did they do? 437 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,440 But he. Got kidnapped. 438 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,080 He was. Yeah, he was held against his 439 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,880 will for a little bit. Like a costume or his normal St. 440 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,520 Clothes. No, it was a costume. 441 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,880 It was his maid's uniform. Oh, that's interesting. 442 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,600 So he likes to cross dress, does. 443 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,400 He like to be tied in someone's basement like that. 444 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,680 I would assume he'd like a lot like that. 445 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,280 However I told him I was going to do that. 446 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,880 I wanted him to clean and get shit done because I had a party 447 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,080 in a week. Hell yeah. 448 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,120 Right, so he's like, I'm cool with that. 449 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,480 Well, the next thing I know after he's clean for about two 450 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,680 hours and yeah, he's doing okay. I mean, it's not like woo. 451 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,440 It's amazing. It's a. 452 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,400 Free cleaning I guess. It's a free cleaning and he's 453 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,600 he's wearing 5 inch heels. I'm giving him a break. 454 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,360 I don't know. I cleaned pretty good in five 455 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,440 inch heels. Yeah, you do. 456 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,200 But anyway, I tell him to go clean out the Kitty litter and 457 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,920 he goes in and he starts bitching and whining and 458 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,400 shaman's here. Shaman's in the dining room with 459 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,480 Brie. Has he been bitching and whining 460 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,160 at all? No, but he comes in, he's like, 461 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:36,720 what is this hate me day? Like I can't deal with this. 462 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,160 Why are you making me clean the cat litter? 463 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,600 And I'm like, don't you have cats? 464 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,080 He's like, yeah, but they're outdoor cats. 465 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,200 And I was like, shut the fuck up. 466 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,080 Like this is what I'm thinking. Is that part of his thing? 467 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,600 Like no. It wasn't, he just did not want 468 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,160 to fucking do it. He could also just go, hey 469 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,120 that's a hard lemon of mine. Yeah, like, vocalize it that 470 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,560 way. Yeah, I can't do that. 471 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,560 He was crying. He was upset. 472 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,800 Yeah. He was legit like, like being a 473 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,960 big old pussy. Not. 474 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,080 If I was doing a session and say something was happening that I 475 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,680 didn't want to happen, you just go, hey, on a real note, I just 476 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,200 don't want to do that. And you would have been like, 477 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,360 OK, that's fine, I'll make shame and do it. 478 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,320 Actually, Bruce, like, don't worry about it, I'll go take 479 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:22,720 care of it. Well. 480 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,920 That's what I'm saying, that communication is important 481 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,160 because at the end of the day, when when people come see us, we 482 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,240 want to do what they want to do and have to have a good time 483 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,640 because it's about them having a fun time. 484 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,640 If you're not telling me when you don't want to do something, 485 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,920 then we're just going to end up doing something that you don't 486 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,040 like, and then no one's having fun, you know? 487 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,400 It was, it was so crazy. That is a random thing to draw 488 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,600 the line at. It is it really? 489 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,600 Is like like if you were like, oh, I need you to go like mow 490 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,640 the lawn or something like that, Or if you're like, I'm gonna go 491 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,000 chain you up in my basement, I would understand. 492 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,280 Yeah, it was pretty crazy. And I was just like, you know 493 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,120 what, Go outside, smoke a cigarette and go home like. 494 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,440 Enough. You're done. 495 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,560 You're fired. Yeah, it's done. 496 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,880 And like enough. You're probably tired of having 497 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,520 him in your. House I was I was tired 2. 498 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,680 Hours. A long time. 499 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,720 Yeah, well, you know, it happens. 500 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,360 Yeah. I mean, it's kind of funny 501 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:19,680 watching, you know, this Sissy dress up and cleaning your shit. 502 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,040 It's great. That is funny, but it's only 503 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,960 funny if he's doing a good job, because if he's not doing a good 504 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,360 job then you have to go and clean behind the Sissy and then 505 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,920 it's more annoying. Yes, exactly. 506 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,960 I've had a few people like try to flirt with me by bratting and 507 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,920 I think my little brain just does not comprehend what's 508 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,480 happening. And then I'm like, what are you? 509 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,000 Are you mad at me? Like I'm like, what do you mean? 510 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,720 Like when they cross their arms and go, huh? 511 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,600 I'm just like, bitch, what are we doing? 512 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,000 Right. Part of me just get so like 513 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,120 embarrassed and I'm not making fun of brat. 514 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,960 I've seen it done in ways I like, you know, I think I the 515 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,640 more teasing, more discreet kind, I feel like that's really 516 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,600 cool. But the yeah, the outward like 517 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,600 very characterized brat where it's like I'm not doing that or 518 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,640 and they're sticking their tongue out. 519 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,560 I had, I had a guy do that at one of the parties. 520 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,960 He went at me and I'm like, that does not make me want to do 521 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,480 anything to you. Anything. 522 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,040 Sahara now dried up immediately. Exactly I'm. 523 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,960 Like I can't take that. My husband will brat, but it 524 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,360 will be something to purposely get under my skin. 525 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:30,040 And then I said, oh, is that some feedback so that I can use 526 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,360 that later in our scene when I'm putting you in your body bag 527 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:39,040 stuff advocating you. He's like kinda see, don't hurt 528 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,760 me. You know, back in the day when I 529 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,080 was more submissive, I wouldn't brat, brat, but like, I would do 530 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,280 that kind of like cheeky little, like, you know, teasing, kind of 531 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,120 like, yeah, like just being a little like sassy with them, 532 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,560 which I think is cute. Like, just a little sassy, a 533 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,840 little twingy, you know? All right, Barbie, now, in 534 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,240 closing, I'm going to tell you I have a fetish. 535 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,040 Oh, you do. I do. 536 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,360 Thank you. Thank you for the. 537 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,400 Kinky type? I thought you were vanilla. 538 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,560 I've got a big fucking fetish for military uniforms. 539 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,240 I'm not shocked. Yeah, so, you know, I've seen a 540 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:23,600 lot of uniforms. I love the Navy dress whites. 541 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,600 Is that your favorite? No, my favorite is the s s. 542 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,160 Nazis are. You kidding? 543 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,960 I'm going to go ahead and put in my two weeks. 544 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,960 Listen, listen. Ears plugged. 545 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,400 Millennial, listen, I was. Watching Z younger than 546 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,160 millennia. Oh God, jeez. 547 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,120 So no, I was watching this special. 548 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,960 They were talking about the best military uniforms. 549 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:01,360 Now they ranked the the Marines having you know, the best dress. 550 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,840 They also have things like called BTU's which are their 551 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,720 like their basic everyday training clothing. 552 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,000 And you know, Navy always says blue. 553 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 But I think the sailor outfits are cute, the white ones. 554 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,520 Are cute they're. Cute, but it's kind of like, 555 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,760 yeah. Do they get? 556 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,880 It's not thank you. It's a it's dorky. 557 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:26,040 And again, my thing of it is not I don't love Nazis, don't love 558 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,800 the s, s don't love Hitler, don't any of that. 559 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:33,240 You just like the the shape of. It the uniform itself, they had 560 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,200 knee high boots, they tucked their pants so they had like 561 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,480 little bit of poof Pantaloon. Yeah, but their their wool coats 562 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,880 were incredible. Their hats incredible. 563 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,320 Like it was sexy all the way around. 564 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,800 We'll just slip that Nazi patch to the side. 565 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,600 Yes, take that off. Well, see now what they do is 566 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,880 they actually make Latex, you know. 567 00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:01,200 I've seen a lot of like like military themed yes and I have 568 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,320 noticed it does learn more towards that World War 2 style. 569 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,400 Exactly, and that's what I would want. 570 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,880 Which I don't think is wrong, it's just a little slippery 571 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,480 slope a little bit, it's OK. And again, it's not as if we're 572 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,280 representing. It's not like you're posting 573 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,360 about Nazis or. Anything. 574 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,560 No. No. 575 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,720 God, no. I love Jews. 576 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,280 I've got Jews in my lineage. OK, Exactly. 577 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,920 So nothing like that at all. You. 578 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,320 Hear that, you Jews? We love you. 579 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,240 We. Love you. 580 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,960 I love my Adam Sandler. God, I love him, but no point of 581 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,400 it is it's just the uniform itself and it's just, it's 582 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,240 beautiful to me. And they were just absolutely 583 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,880 incredible. And that's what they wanted. 584 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,440 They wanted, they wanted a superior uniform. 585 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,920 Now I will say I love the Army guys and their berets. 586 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,520 I think that is sexy as fuck. I'm not going to lie, sometimes 587 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,400 just even the everyday camo because like we live in a 588 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,400 military town, so you see a lot of like young hot guys. 589 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,720 Oh God, in the. Military suit. 590 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,640 You'll see a gaggle of them just walking around. 591 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,640 Yes, my favorite game to play at the club is I can tell who's 592 00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,920 military and who's. Not yeah. 593 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,040 And a guy will come start talking to me. 594 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,520 I'll go, are you military? And they'll go, how'd you know? 595 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,400 And I'm like, you look military. And they always are like, wait, 596 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,520 what does that mean? Like, you look military. 597 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,000 Yeah. I don't think they realize they 598 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,440 all have the same fucking haircut. 599 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,320 Exactly. And they? 600 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,480 Think that I just smelled it on them or something. 601 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,200 I'm like, no dude. Well, you know too, when they 602 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,480 get their hair cut, their hair, their hairline has to go a 603 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,360 finger width between their ear and their. 604 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,440 Their actual hairline, I think, yeah. 605 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,120 It's very. Distinctive grow the I know if 606 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,360 you have like a grown top and that. 607 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,680 Long. But yeah, I I like when they 608 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,840 have it short, but they have a longer top. 609 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,720 I hate when they have like barely any hair on top and then 610 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,600 no hair on the sides. But you know what one trend 611 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,600 these military men are doing that I'm not a fan of? 612 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,920 Fucking pedo stash is back in style. 613 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,720 Like though, just a handlebar? Mustache is back in style. 614 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,960 Fan of that? And they don't. 615 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,800 But The thing is they don't know how to trim it well. 616 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,880 So it's like over their front lip. 617 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,480 And I'm like, if you're going to do the mustache, just trim it, 618 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,960 make it look nice. But that's it's mullets and and 619 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,680 the the handlebar mustache are back. 620 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,840 No. But luckily the mullets are a 621 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,720 bit revived so it looks a bit better. 622 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,880 It looks more like a shag. But. 623 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,480 I don't know so many military guys. 624 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,040 They have that mustache and a buzz cut. 625 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,600 They're like, how'd you know I was military? 626 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,400 I. Was like, well. 627 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,880 Because you got the American flag sticking out of your ass. 628 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,560 I'm just kidding. All right, Barbie, we're going 629 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,120 to leave it on that because that is a fun fucking note. 630 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,760 To leave that for our veterans, no. 631 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,560 Or our flag. I'm saluting. 632 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320 New and you can't see it right now. 633 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,880 God loves. God Bless America. 634 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,360 God. Core country. 635 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:52,280 To be an American, the next episode, Mia's going to sing the 636 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,120 entirety of the national anthem. Yes, I will do that. 637 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,640 I will do that. All right, so until then, may 638 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,040 all your fantasies Barbie. Come reality.