1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,960 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,720 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me today. 3 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,200 Charles. Hello. 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,640 I know you sound so exuberant to be here, don't you? 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,160 So enthused. This morning, I'm sorry. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,960 Well, usually Liv's like good morning. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,840 I miss that kinky little bitch. She'll be back soon. 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,320 I. Know not soon enough, damn it I. 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,680 Know. I've got all these Subs banging 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,400 on my door and saying when's Liv coming back? 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:44,280 You know, little Poe even went and made a meme about Liv. 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,280 Oh really? It's yeah, It has a SpongeBob. 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,760 It's quite funny. I'm going to send it to you. 14 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,520 He's hungry for to come back. He's very hungry. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:58,160 OK, They're thirsty. All right, Charles. 16 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,840 So because we're freaks, I thought it was appropriate. 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,760 It was your fabulous idea that we talk about some fetishes that 18 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,920 we don't really talk about on the the podcast, the weird shit. 19 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,240 And I like people to realize that they're not alone. 20 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,520 Oh yeah, everybody's got a thing. 21 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,720 Exactly. And it's some of these things 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,800 I've never heard of. Well, starter up. 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,640 What's your first one? Oh, let's see, here's one 24 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,640 acarophilia arousal from scratching. 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,800 Yeah, that sounds disgusting. No. 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,520 You know you ever have that itch in the middle of your back and 27 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,320 you rub against the post? You know when. 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,400 When you say that, I'm thinking like they're fucking high on 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,800 drugs and they're like scratching. 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,240 OK, different. OK, Yeah, we met different 31 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,640 groups of people. I can see how that you little 32 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,880 meth addict. Does it know? 33 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:45,400 Yeah. OK. 34 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,640 That could be interesting. Yeah, I don't hang out with with 35 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,920 junkies. However, I have a lot of 36 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,880 compassion for active drug users and, and, you know, recovering 37 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,960 addicts. That's a difference. 38 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,640 Yeah. It's it's difficult to see that 39 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,040 it really is. Here's one I've never heard of. 40 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,400 Actor Rasti. Arousal by the rays of the sun. 41 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,240 This may be enjoyed during outdoor sex. 42 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:13,280 I could see outdoor sex but not specifically arousal from rays 43 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,160 of the sun. Maybe the warmth? 44 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,360 You know, I don't know, I've watched this series of porn and 45 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,360 it's always this couple, and it's kind of like 70s vibe. 46 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:28,280 And she's got this massive Bush and he's got a mash of Bush, you 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,760 know, So it's kind of like, and the sun's beating down and 48 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,800 they're laying on the blanket. Yeah, you know. 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,680 How would the sun rays get through such Bush? 50 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,240 Very sparsely. He's like, where's that? 51 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,040 Who? At the barrier to the roof, 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,800 yeah. OK, they hit me with your X1 53 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,360 this. Is difficult to pronounce. 54 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,120 Oh. Hell no. 55 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,440 No. How about this? 56 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,000 How about aliens? You always talk about fucking 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,840 aliens. There's yeah, there's a fetish 58 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,120 about that one. One night you came in and you're 59 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,000 like, I had a dream that an alien was probing me. 60 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,640 Hey, that's fine. Yeah, you're all about it. 61 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,480 Is this an actual failure for that extraterrestrialism or 62 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,960 something? I can't remember. 63 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,360 I'm looking through the other list. 64 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,280 Oh, exophilia. Oh, OK. 65 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,080 That is extraterrestrials. Sure, I'll take a probing. 66 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,240 You would. Well, I want to see how the 67 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,640 little ship works. You know, they said in the 70s, 68 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,720 gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free. 69 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,120 Yeah, You had asked me the other day, you said if the spaceship 70 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,880 came down, would I get aboard? Yeah. 71 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,760 And I'm like, now I'm completely content with my life. 72 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:43,680 I don't really want to go into any type of spaceship with a 73 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,600 bunch of strangers, let alone aliens. 74 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,720 British lady asked me that one time on a park bench before she 75 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,960 can get out of her mouth. I'm like, fuck you, I'll do. 76 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,440 It Oh, I know. That's immediately your answer. 77 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,640 That's not even the probing, that's just, you know, I'll take 78 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,240 it. I just want to see what their 79 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,840 how their shit works. They're probably pretty cool. 80 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,160 They came a long way to talk to us. 81 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,920 You never know. I don't think I'd be the best 82 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,360 representative. Shit, no. 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,680 They're like, where is this guy from? 84 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,480 Thank you for agreeing so quickly. 85 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,040 He's one of us. Yeah, a little odd. 86 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,519 Speaking of odd, well, not odd, but this was kind of, I guess, 87 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:26,400 normal agoraphilia, OK, that is dedicated to sex in public 88 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,160 places. I'm not going to look at this 89 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,280 fucking list. Fuck it, because you're, you're 90 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,920 just saying it. So let's do it. 91 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,680 Go for it. Well. 92 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,240 That's a lot here. I love it, I know, but go for 93 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,200 it. OK, So what does it mean? 94 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,280 Dedicated to sex in public places. 95 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,560 Oh, OK. We've had that, plenty of that 96 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,480 at the parties here, you know, exhibitionist, absolutely. 97 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,440 People have. Doing it in adult theaters, 98 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,440 Yeah, I've seen a lot of that and that's fun. 99 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,800 Walmart might be frowned upon to FYI. 100 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,640 Well, let's throw this in. So last night one of my good 101 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,120 friends, Danny, who hadn't talked to in years, called me. 102 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,320 And Charles is sitting there rubbing my feet and we're having 103 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:08,400 a conversation and she immediately goes into one of her 104 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,320 dream come true's would be to to whore Bree out. 105 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,240 And I said, well, we can always take her to the adult theater. 106 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,320 And she's like, Oh my God, yes, we need to. 107 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:22,360 We could kidnap her, stick her in the trunk, do all sorts of 108 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,520 kinky shit to her. I. 109 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,040 Don't think you'd have to do that with her. 110 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,120 Just tell her where she's going. She'd volunteer. 111 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,960 Oh yeah, there, there would be no abduction required. 112 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,320 I could pretend. Yeah, I've put it was funny. 113 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:40,160 At Christmas time, I put Bree in the trunk and had her with the 114 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,240 Christmas gifts and everything. And then I pulled up. 115 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,040 I pulled up in front of my friends and I'm like Santa 116 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,680 Bree's here. There you go. 117 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,080 She put a bow on her. Yeah, and she popped out the 118 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:51,960 trunk. There you go. 119 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,600 I just wish she'd been naked, you know? 120 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,720 That'd been like full effect. Yeah, I'm sure she wouldn't have 121 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,760 objected that. Naked sub girl with her bow 122 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:01,520 around her. There you go, covering the Bush. 123 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,440 Covering the Bush. She has no Bush. 124 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,680 Well, there you go. That's even better. 125 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,880 Yeah. Do you want me to read some of 126 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,680 these four favorites? Hit it up. 127 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:12,440 Let's do it. Alto casophilia, A fetish for 128 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,400 high heels, usually worn by women but not always. 129 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,880 Foot guys. Yeah, this is only foot guys. 130 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,240 Shoe guys, shoe guys. There's a difference. 131 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:25,560 We did a session the other day. Madison came in and did the 132 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,160 stomping. With her. 133 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,480 Yeah, and he loved the degradation part of it as well. 134 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,280 And I said, so can we call you anything? 135 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:39,560 Like, you know, you're a fucked up individual and, you know, 136 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,200 you're a dirty pig. And she's like, yeah. 137 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,080 And how much I don't want to take my brand new shoes and put 138 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,200 them on your dirty little body. And he's like, Oh my God, I love 139 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,000 that. While we're there, there's also 140 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,160 the another fetish. Amazons and authoritarians. 141 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,040 Yeah, fetish dedicated to physically strong women like 142 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,000 Amazons. So that would be him getting 143 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,840 trampled. Oh yeah, he loved it. 144 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,200 Did she get his balls? She kicked him in the balls and 145 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,160 then afterwards she said to me, yeah, I kicked him in the balls, 146 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,440 but it didn't, I didn't do it too hard and I'm like, bullshit. 147 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,960 Oh, was he? Did you see it? 148 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,760 No, but I know her. She doesn't do anything easy. 149 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,440 She will tear a motherfucker up. Nice lucky fellow. 150 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,320 Yeah, well this might have helped him. 151 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,720 Amorophilia kink for being unable to see blindfolding. 152 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,280 Oh nice. You know the anticipation of 153 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,760 what's coming. I think you like to blindfold 154 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,600 people too. I love to blindfold people. 155 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,840 I'm guessing you don't like to be blindfolded yourself. 156 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,320 You know you always ask these questions of a Dom and how I 157 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,320 would feel about things. Well it's not running a Dom sub 158 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:48,000 thing, it's more of a anticipation thing to to me. 159 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,120 Well, OK, you're trying to sound neutral. 160 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,640 I get it, but I'm not in full control if I've got my eyes 161 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,040 covered. OK I was like for sensation 162 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,720 things sometimes feel better when you can't see it wasn't a 163 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,120 Dom sub thing. OK, just checking. 164 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,840 It's a fetish thing. I don't know what how you know, 165 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,880 you do that little thing where you try to flip the script. 166 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,400 But yeah, I gotcha. Yeah, I don't mind being 167 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,720 blindfolded. OK, OK with them when I'm with 168 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,960 my hot lover. So go ahead. 169 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,280 Well, there you go. Yeah. 170 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,440 Let's see, it's something interesting. 171 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,040 Oh, we we think we both have this one. 172 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,880 OK and esteemophilia. Alright, Fetish for people over 173 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,360 extreme sizes like giants or dwarfs. 174 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,919 OK, I have a I I like midgets. OK, I think they're pretty cool. 175 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,200 OK, you ready for the next one? I'm ready for the next one after 176 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,640 you talk about you being a little Midget lover. 177 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,200 Besides that, you and I still have to go see the Midget 178 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,840 wrestling. Would she would. 179 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,960 No it. Look, are we recording? 180 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,880 Yes, we're recording, OK, but think of it is midgets even call 181 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,280 themselves midgets, little people? 182 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,440 However you look, that sounds more rude. 183 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,320 You know, little people. Yeah, it sounds a little kind of 184 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,280 rude to me, but I think I don't know what's wrong with the word 185 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,920 Midget. But words or words, you know, 186 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,000 we're not saying it with I'll intent, Yeah. 187 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,360 That little dude from Jackass is fucking awesome. 188 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,000 Exactly. But yeah, Midget wrestling? 189 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,040 Yep, sure. Exactly. 190 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,800 But Midget porn is fucking great. 191 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,120 I saw a little guy, he was dressed like a pirate on the 192 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,280 deck of a ship nailing some hot blonde. 193 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,080 I'm like good for you Sir. When he was just he was pouring 194 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,680 a coal store. Good for him. 195 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,200 That's awesome. OK. 196 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:29,720 Well OK, Aquaphilia fetish for water or having sex in or around 197 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,400 water. OK I would say you know when 198 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,760 water goes inside your vagina as you're fucking? 199 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,480 Don't feel a lot, but whatever works. 200 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,240 I would think it would drive people out. 201 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,240 Yeah, it does. Yeah, I've never done it. 202 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,600 It does. I I wear condoms and that just 203 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,040 doesn't seem like a mix for pool water. 204 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,440 No, it is fun though when you're like laying on the the like 205 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:56,600 stairs, you know, and your your Hoo Haas out of the water. 206 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,440 OK, you're above. Yeah. 207 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,680 That way you don't get the all siphon action going on. 208 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,000 Exactly not. Sorry for the sounds. 209 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,360 We don't need sound effects. You're disgusting. 210 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,280 All right, go ahead. One of my favorites 211 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:13,760 Asphyxiation, including autoerotic asphyxiation. 212 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,640 Oh yeah, Tell us. Breath play, maybe breath play. 213 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:21,680 Choking, smothering, strangulation, usually right 214 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,560 before orgasm, but it's dangerous. 215 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,120 I remember the episode of South Park. 216 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,680 I don't know if you saw it, they were, it was some doctor 217 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:32,000 explaining how somebody it was Remember David Carradine. 218 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,040 I guess it was at the time when they found him in Thailand and 219 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,560 he hung himself in the closet, apparently a victim of 220 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:41,320 autoerotic asphyxiation. But the way the doctor on South 221 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,640 Park described it, it's right before you have an orgasm, you 222 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:50,400 wear a Batman costume and tie a belt around your neck and it 223 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,600 makes your orgasm super awesome. And the next thing you know, 224 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,160 poor little Kenny is found in his bedroom and he's wearing a 225 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,160 Batman costume with his hand down his pants with the belts 226 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,840 around his neck and tongue hanging out, and he was gone. 227 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,680 But if he doesn't go that far, it feels really fun. 228 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,400 We might have to delete that whole section. 229 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:19,080 OK, this list here mentions Otto fellatio and for a man gives 230 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,360 himself a blowjob. And there's only been a few who 231 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,480 succeeded, but I suspect everyone has tried. 232 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,720 I failed horribly. Yeah, why is that? 233 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,480 That all men want to try that. That way we don't have to ask 234 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,520 for help. 0 the same as masturbation, but it would be 235 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,080 super awesome. OK, you wouldn't. 236 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,720 Would you lick your own Kitty if you could? 237 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,960 You asked me this the other day, Charles. 238 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,880 But it wasn't on. Would you suck your Dick? 239 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,800 Fuck yes. See, there you go. 240 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,680 I think everybody would, they just don't want to knit it. 241 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:50,280 OK. OK, let's go to some bees. 242 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,760 See how this is going right? OK, this is a new word. 243 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,040 Baloney. Filia or belon filia Affinity 244 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,080 depends. Needles and sharp objects. 245 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,000 A lot of people would never lay in a needle into needle play. 246 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,240 I've never really. I don't like needles, but I 247 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,840 think you've done some needlework before. 248 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,320 Yeah, I have. I have. 249 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,720 You know, it's fun. It's not one of my really fun 250 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:20,880 things to do. There's a lot of different ways 251 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:24,160 you can do it and you know who you're doing it with in 252 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,880 different places so but a lot of people seem to enjoy it, just 253 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,200 not my bag typically. Some people like the art aspect, 254 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,280 maybe some people like the pain. Yeah, it's just like Shibari. 255 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,680 Some people like the the art aspect of it, but I tell you the 256 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:41,400 most fun time that I ever had with needles was, and I say it 257 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:46,800 every time, I stabbed a guy in his Dick and balls and then 258 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,480 flogged all the needles off and then I pissed on him. 259 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,000 Nice. Sounds like a wonderful romantic 260 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,160 evening. It was wonderful. 261 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,720 I wasn't romantic. Well, how fucked up you are like 262 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,280 I am. He would actually come over 263 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,280 every Sunday afternoon and this was our Sunday afternoon and he, 264 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,320 he was a marriage counselor. Nice. 265 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,440 Yes. You know, I had a theory about 266 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,200 counselors when I was in college. 267 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:15,000 Took a psychology course and then the teacher was a lunatic 268 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,160 and everybody in there who was an aspiring psychiatry student, 269 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,880 no offense. They were all nuts. 270 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,120 They're little nuts and I think the problem was they couldn't 271 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,800 identify what was wrong with them, so they wanted to go out 272 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,160 and help everybody else. But at the end of the day, 273 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,360 everyone of us is a little touched. 274 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,400 Yeah, absolutely. You know, I said that I went 275 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,080 into that field because I was always around mental health. 276 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:42,560 And I see people with mental health and and drug addiction 277 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,320 and alcohol addiction and that kind of thing. 278 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,160 And to me, you know, the brain is such a complex thing. 279 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,280 Oh, yeah. But if you can help somebody, I 280 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,600 think you know it makes the world a better place. 281 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,880 There you go, and you're still around mental health. 282 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,240 Everyday. Every day. 283 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,960 The next one, I believe you are very familiar with 284 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,240 bimbofication. Oh yeah. 285 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,400 Process of making someone into a bimbo or being turned to a bimbo 286 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,120 of themselves. You haven't done that to many a 287 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,200 Sissy. I have done that to many a 288 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,840 Sissy. Again, our conversation with 289 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,080 Danny last night, you know, she wants to pimp out Breeze. 290 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:25,080 She want Bree having that shit. But but there's a lot of sissies 291 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,800 that want to be fucking pimped out. 292 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,080 Would that be different from that though? 293 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,000 Bimbo vacation I. Don't think so. 294 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,120 I don't think so. I don't. 295 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,080 Isn't a bimbo somebody who's just kind of, you know? 296 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,120 A slutty whore. Yeah. 297 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,440 Well, let it's more about the look, OK. 298 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,080 Is it? Is it more about the look than 299 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,680 the ACT? No, I think bimbo is just a 300 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,080 nicer way of saying slut or whore. 301 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,480 I thought bimbo was actually worse because it was like a an 302 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,040 idiot slut. Oh. 303 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,720 Can be wrong here? I haven't. 304 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:54,840 I don't. Know. 305 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,480 I don't know. Again, you know, words or words 306 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,000 you know. It's how we interpret them. 307 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,560 There you go. It was from the 80s. 308 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaking of midgets. OK, we're watching something on 309 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,280 TV and the words what the fuck? And what the fuck is 310 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,480 Benchwarmers is great. I have not seen this. 311 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,760 Oh, you would love this movie, love Rob Schneider. 312 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,240 OK. Jesus, I'm not going to look at 313 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,640 that. OK, this is kind of cool. 314 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,720 Yes, body inflation. Hold on, you want to be a bimbo? 315 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,160 Not all the time. I know, but sometimes, right? 316 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,480 Sometimes I like cross dressing, sometimes I don't. 317 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,200 See, I want a volunteer cross dresser, right? 318 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,960 Someone who's local or they're willing to come here and I want 319 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,840 to dress them up. So fucking slutty but hot and 320 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,720 passable. OK then so. 321 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,120 I'm out. No, you can be passable. 322 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,160 You know you can be passable. We can always put a latex hood 323 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,000 on you, make it more formative. Yeah, exactly. 324 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,760 And make it, you know which, where it's nice and form fitting 325 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,880 is getting really, really cute. And then once I dress you up and 326 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,320 everything, and we can still do this. 327 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,960 If you want to do it, I'm happy to do it with you. 328 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,920 I want to drive your ass down to Green Street and Cervantes and 329 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,320 show you where all the hookers go. 330 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,040 We're going to have to do this about midnight though, on a 331 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,920 Saturday night. We'll take your donations for 332 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,800 bail money. I know where this is going. 333 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,000 So you want to finish your you're. 334 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,960 Going to know if they're a cop or not, you know, And the thing 335 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:28,240 of it is they can pay you after. You know, after the whole point 336 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,480 of this is probably just doing it for free, yes? 337 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,400 Or maybe for? Or see if you can make money. 338 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:39,040 Or AKFC coupon. Tell me your work for gift 339 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,960 cards. How about a little coffee cup? 340 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,920 Would change written on it. Totally. 341 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,320 It's. Going to be really low rent. 342 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,600 Totally. But sure we can we can try this 343 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,480 we need. To do it. 344 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,600 But yeah, I think KFC coupon is as good as we're going to get. 345 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,280 You know, and I'll park, I'll park a little ways away so I 346 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,520 can, you know, keep checking out how things go. 347 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,760 You have to put on your little hat and fur coat though. 348 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:07,200 Oh OK, I can do that. Change the name to Slick, but 349 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:12,160 before before we get off that track, body inflation, practice 350 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,960 of inflating or pretending to inflate a part of 1's body, 351 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,119 often for sexual gratification. I will say two things. 352 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,800 One is the pumps, the breast pump and the penis pump, pussy 353 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,720 pump. But the other are the saline 354 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,319 injections I've seen them inject them into. 355 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:30,560 They're under the pecs to make breasts and the balls and the 356 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,920 penis. Yeah, I don't like doing that. 357 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,400 It looks, I don't know if it's dangerous or not. 358 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,840 It doesn't. It's got to be dangerous. 359 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,920 You can't be super great for. No, it's very much so dangerous. 360 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,440 But I've seen there's a there's a Dom in Ohio that does this and 361 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,120 it's one of her specialties, but she makes breasts for guys and 362 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,120 they'll last for like 24 hours. But I've seen it to where they 363 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,600 inflate their testicles and it's like massive sizes and I don't 364 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,640 know what that. Is not healthy. 365 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,040 It can't be, but then again, a lot of things people do aren't 366 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,480 really the healthiest, are they? No, no. 367 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,600 I haven't seen a woman do it to her body. 368 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,800 This is all been males. Have you seen any? 369 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,640 Well, other than lip injections, but. 370 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,600 Yeah, Botox injections, yeah. This is mainly saline is what I 371 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,040 was talking about and. Well, I mean, they put saline 372 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,960 bags for titties, you know, but but you're not injecting it into 373 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,400 your breastplate, you know, just Willy nilly. 374 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,560 Pumps used on the anus too. They they really fluffed it up. 375 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,080 Oh yeah, to make it look prolapse. 376 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,200 Yeah, I don't think it looked prolapse. 377 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,520 I think it was. It was the what it teaches all. 378 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,480 You know, what I really fucking hate is when I'm scrolling 379 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,120 through trying to find some really good porn and then you 380 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,840 fucking see this big prolapse, looks like a gorilla's asshole 381 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,680 pops up in your feed that you're looking for, you know? 382 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,080 And it's like, why is that there? 383 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,880 I wasn't looking for that. Well, that's the way it goes. 384 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,000 It is. It's through that wheel of porn. 385 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,040 And it's also how you make new discoveries. 386 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,680 Yeah, like, oh, I didn't know a Nerf football could fit there. 387 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,320 OK, I'm. Sorry, read and stop with your 388 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,920 sound effects, you nasty. That's. 389 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,560 What the delete button is for body modification? 390 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,280 All right. That's tattoos, Piercings. 391 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,560 There's actually a specific word for this, but it's not on this 392 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,520 website. I can't remember the name of it. 393 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,440 I never have gotten into it, and I don't think you're a piercer 394 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,520 either. But I love the artwork of it. 395 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,800 It's beautiful but some people say it makes sex feel better but 396 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,680 I just don't see how it could. Well my friend, she had gotten 397 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,720 her clip pierced and her hood pierced and she loved it and she 398 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,680 said it just intensified everything. 399 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,320 Obviously women with their nipples pierced and men too. 400 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,160 It's just never was on my list of things to do. 401 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,760 No. OK. 402 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,800 Each is their own. Let's find another one here. 403 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,680 I'm trying to keep this somewhat clean. 404 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,240 Why? Some of the stuff is out there. 405 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,080 Casmophilia. All right, what is it? 406 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,640 Aroused by crevices, caverns or valleys? 407 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,560 Oh. OK, I guess you look at the 408 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,720 Grand Canyon and get tingly. Well, I was. 409 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,280 I was automatically assuming something about the body like an 410 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,320 ass crack. It could be, I just didn't 411 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,840 really specify, but yeah, I could. 412 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,920 Yeah, the crack of an ass is quite nice. 413 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,360 Yeah, cleavage. Oh, cleavage is real nice. 414 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,560 Yeah, they mentioned chastity. We've talked a lot about 415 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,480 chastity. They should call it crackophilia 416 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,240 that. Crackophilia, well, that they 417 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,840 might have different, there might be a different Filia, a 418 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,400 test around that. Uh huh. 419 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,640 There's a claustrophilia here of being the opposite 420 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,920 claustrophobia. A person becomes aroused or 421 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,440 experiences orgasm through confinement to small spaces. 422 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,800 So I guess someone that gets off on being trapped. 423 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,640 OK, yeah, not one of my things I would enjoy. 424 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,920 Now I think you had clients before that do like that, right? 425 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,800 Well, I think bondage is a form of claustrophobia if you think 426 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,600 about it. You know, they like to be 427 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,600 suffocated at the same time with breath play and being in a 428 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,680 confined, you know, sack or straitjacket or plastic wrap, 429 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,240 you know, any of that's very confining and. 430 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,640 Well, OK, I never thought of it being a fetish. 431 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,680 My mine was when I liked being tied up. 432 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,480 It's just being out of control. Yeah, you know, letting, letting 433 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,920 someone else tip the reins. And it's found another one here. 434 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,400 Oh, difficult pronouncing chirophilia. 435 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,560 OK, kink related to legs. All right, I am a leg man. 436 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,440 I guess that is a fetish. Oh, it's absolutely a fetish. 437 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,040 They just had a word for it. We have a gentleman that comes 438 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,360 to see us in the dungeon and he puts up these flashlights. 439 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,280 And there were more just like not even flashlights, but 440 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,000 they're like little light stands. 441 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,680 And he'll put them all on the floor because, you know, it's 442 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,120 dark in the dungeon. But we'll turn on the overhead 443 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,480 lights. You know, we'll change up the 444 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,120 lighting a little bit for him, but he wants lights shining on 445 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,360 their legs. Whoever he sees, he wants to 446 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,320 wants them wearing short skirts or shorts, short shorts, but he 447 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,400 wants, you know, long legs. Well, when one of you is getting 448 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,960 ready for a session, I'll stay at the bottom of the stairs and 449 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,680 watch you walk down. And it's very nice, you know? 450 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,120 Very slow, elegant, walk on heels, Done. 451 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,000 The spiral staircases. Yeah, very fucking hot. 452 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,480 Yeah, it's sexy, right? Especially with your shiny black 453 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,720 pants. Oh, OK. 454 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,080 Thank you. Cupping is something we've done. 455 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,280 That's where you let's see what they put small cups or jars 456 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,880 applied upside down on the body. Usually the backfire or hand 457 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,880 pump creates suction that results in temporary bruising 458 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,520 and tight feeling. I've seen the fire cups, but 459 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,880 I've only used the vacuum cup myself. 460 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:39,880 And you've done this before. What the people that say I 461 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,560 didn't really care for, it's just something to try because it 462 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,360 was new. Do some people really like this? 463 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,920 Oh, absolutely. You know, some people have 464 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,960 different ways of doing it. And then some people they were 465 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,120 annoyed with, why are they moving the cups around? 466 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:58,760 I've seen people put the suction cups on there or the fire cups 467 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,560 and then move them around the person's body. 468 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,280 And they're like, why are they doing that? 469 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,960 But I think it's like an ancient Chinese culture, you know, 470 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,840 practice culture. Massage wasn't. 471 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,680 It it was actually to release toxins from the body. 472 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,520 That's how it initially started if I'm not mistaken. 473 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,920 Interesting. And we just turned it to a king. 474 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,880 Yeah, and you know, some people like it, but I mean, in truth, 475 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,920 I, I don't see the appeal of putting something on your skin, 476 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,560 trying to pull something through your pores when you're having to 477 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,800 go through how many layers of skin. 7. 478 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,320 There you go. You're not even hitting the 479 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,680 bloodstream. Yeah, You know, I mean, it's 480 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,000 really just pulling the blood up to cause a bruise, you know? 481 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,760 I mean, ultimately it's like, let's say Peel. 482 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,240 I use the penis pump but that's different. 483 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,120 Yeah, totally different. But yeah, I've tried it before, 484 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,080 just like a lot of things and dungeons I have tried just to 485 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,800 knock off my list of shit to do. And you know, some things stick 486 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,120 and some don't. Yeah, some people like it, some 487 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,560 people don't. I know someone recently wanted 488 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,400 to try it and they did, and they told me about it and they're 489 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,880 just like, yeah, it just wasn't for me. 490 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,000 My back hurts. It wasn't all that great. 491 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,920 Yeah, you know. But I've seen some women who've 492 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,000 got one of the massage, the cupping massages and where they 493 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,480 moved the cups around. Yeah, and they looked 494 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,360 practically orgasmic. Yeah. 495 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,840 But when I had it done, it was more annoyance just trying to go 496 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,680 ahead and get through it. Yeah, doesn't look fun to me, 497 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,680 you know? Again, to each his own. 498 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:27,080 Let's see another one. Dacrophilia arousal caused by 499 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,600 tears or crying. I've yeah, I've heard about 500 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,400 that. That is one thing I haven't been 501 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,560 able to do in a dungeon is cry well, from, from pain, you know, 502 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,320 emotion. I think there's an emotional 503 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,560 context to tears, you know? Agreed. 504 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,280 But you've seen people, plenty of people cry from tears. 505 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:48,520 I mean, cry from pain, right? Yeah, you know, again, you heard 506 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,920 my friend last night. She's like, you know how many 507 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,480 people you may cry in there? And then I was like, that's 508 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,360 really not my goal. She's like, yeah, you just do 509 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,080 it. Well, it's actually, it's one of 510 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,520 the things in my bucket list is to actually cry from the pain 511 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,160 because I, I can't. Maybe I can someday. 512 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,720 I don't know. But there's emotional context to 513 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,920 it. But I could see how somebody 514 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,800 would get off causing another person to cry, like a real 515 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,560 hardcore sadist or somebody who just wanted to feel like job 516 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,720 well done. You know, in all my years of 517 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,320 doing this, there's only been one person that has come to the 518 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,760 dungeon and they have wanted to cry during the actual session 519 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,320 and they wanted to use their tears as lubricant, OK. 520 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,840 He had some deep shit going on. Very deep shit. 521 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,960 I think like for mine, maybe it would be like a therapy kind of 522 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,960 thing, you know, going so far that you just you let it out. 523 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,080 Yeah, he he told me a horrific story. 524 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,040 That's a whole other story for another day. 525 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,920 But but point of it is he he wanted to cry and he cried and 526 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,760 cried. And he probably needed it. 527 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,240 He did, and it was a big release for him. 528 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,720 I think it's a lot easier for a woman to do that than a man. 529 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,240 I could be sexist here, but it just feels like it's easier for 530 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,040 a woman to let go than a guy. You know, I I really think it's 531 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,800 just how you're raised and you know what you go through in 532 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,240 life, you know, it's I think, you know, you're a strong guy 533 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,680 from Mississippi, you know, and lately that I get a lot of 534 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,280 fucking pussies that were raised in Palm Beach with wealthy 535 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:19,880 parents. You. 536 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,000 Know oh OK, that's that's different. 537 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,000 That's different. That's not a man. 538 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,440 That's. Going to take a little bit more. 539 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,360 That's a metro, man. I've dislocated my shoulder and 540 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,680 put it in back in myself and then got my you know, and I'm 541 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,680 still I turned into anger. That's the way I deal with shit. 542 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,800 Yeah. And a lot of people should. 543 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,080 That's the way we were raised anyway. 544 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,520 We're getting too serious. That's the fun fetishes. 545 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,440 You're like, no emotion, OK. No emotion. 546 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,320 Go ahead, Charles. Hit it. 547 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,240 Dendrophilia. What is it? 548 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,680 This is going to be the last one before we we close, so make it 549 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,360 good. A sexual attraction to trees. 550 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,080 These are because they are phallic shaped or because of the 551 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,200 texture. Awesome. 552 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,520 OK, I've this is a new one to me. 553 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,760 I know. Have you ever heard of this? 554 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,000 I've heard of it because I've looked at this list. 555 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,840 But I mean like I've. Never met a person, but I will 556 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:19,640 say that there's been pictures that I've seen on fat life that 557 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,600 people have this fetish and they were like in the redwoods in 558 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,520 California and there was different trees that were, they 559 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,760 were like shaped like vaginas shaped like. 560 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,840 Venuses. Yeah, and they were like taking 561 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,240 up seeing photos with them. But you know, though, thinking 562 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,600 about it, I like a lot of outdoor bondage photos, Yeah. 563 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,560 Where women are tied to trees. And it's not necessarily that 564 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,320 it's a tree. It just looks hot. 565 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,320 So maybe I do have what was it? Dendrophilia. 566 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,680 Well, I think you like outdoors too. 567 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,400 I love the outdoors. Yeah, it's. 568 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,360 Peaceful. Right, it is peaceful. 569 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,920 And if you have a pretty lady tied to a tree with her breasts 570 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:01,920 separated, yeah, it's giggity. OK, Cragmire. 571 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:06,760 Well, I think that closes out. Oh, excuse me. 572 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,360 Bless you. Thank you. 573 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,080 So, Charles, it's been interesting. 574 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,680 Yes. You're waiting, and I know you 575 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,680 want me to say it. Oh, I. 576 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,320 Want to hear you say it? Pussy. 577 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,520 Oh. And that's what I'm going to 578 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,720 say. This has been fun time with you 579 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,920 as always. And until then, this has been 580 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,480 the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.