1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,880 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,360 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me Kylie the 3 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,760 lesbian. Hi. 4 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,080 They know you as Kylie the Lesbian. 5 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,040 They. Do Kylie the virgin lesbian? 6 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,800 It's it's known now. It is known. 7 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:33,280 It is very known it. Is known the myth, the legend? 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,600 Who is coming to the mic for one specific reason? 9 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,800 So drum roll. So Kylie is. 10 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,080 Not a virgin anymore when? I called Kylie, she texts me 11 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:53,240 this today, in fact, and you text me and I was like, whoa, 12 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,000 wait a minute. I can't visually read this. 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,680 I've got to hear it with my own ear to the phone. 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,000 And I called you and I said, wait a minute, what was this? 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,560 An actual man penis? And you're like, yes, I. 16 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,120 Texted it and I was like she would like to know and fun fact 17 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,520 I've been holding on to this information for a little bit and 18 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,520 I was like OK the next time I see Mia I'm gonna let her know. 19 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,800 But then I was like you know what I'm just gonna text it And 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:27,240 so I texted her. Side note, felt like you would 21 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,200 want to know. No longer the lesbian virgin. 22 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,640 I get a text that just says go. This is no way with like 4 23 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,520 exclamation points and then I get a phone call and I start 24 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,680 laughing so hard because I'm literally about to text it back 25 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,240 and text up the bag and she calls. 26 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,160 She's like, no, I, I had to call for this one. 27 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,880 I did. I was like an actual man penis 28 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,400 because when you talked about this before, like, Oh yeah, I 29 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,160 get a freeway watching college and I'm like, OK, it was a 30 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,280 dildo. Shut the fuck up. 31 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,360 Dildos are not the same. And you know, Barbie and I did 32 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,320 an episode the other day, I posted it and she and I were 33 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,639 talking about I always tease her, tease Barbie because I'm 34 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,080 like size queen. She's like, am I really a size 35 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,000 queen? I'm like Barbie, you have a 13 36 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:21,680 inch like manhandler Dick dildo and she's like, but come on, you 37 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:27,200 know, like no big deal. She actually whipped it out in 38 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,480 front of someone who has a fucking sex store and she's 39 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,280 like, wait a minute, was that was that the new Doc Johnson? 40 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,760 And she said, you know, sure. Yeah, that's what I have. 41 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,520 That's great. I love that for Barbie. 42 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,200 Yes, and mine is not that big. I will say mine are lower than 43 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,760 that. But, you know, goals, goals. 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,880 She says she does have smaller ones. 45 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,160 She says they're not all big, but I think all women are like 46 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,360 that because I was talking to Layla London. 47 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:02,640 She does the Curious Girl Diary podcast and she's like, she 48 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,200 saves the big one. Her like her big one for just a 49 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,400 wild night. She's like, yeah, I'll just, I 50 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,720 break out the big one because, you know, I don't want to 51 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,840 stretch my pussy out too much. Right. 52 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,600 Like that's the main reason that I haven't like gotten too big 53 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,760 because I'm like, I'll stick with this 9 because like, yeah, 54 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:23,720 it's thick, but you know, later down the line I might want 55 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,240 thicker and I don't want to be ruined. 56 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:29,480 You know, like what if it doesn't bounce back like you got 57 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,200 do kegels? Like you sit I. 58 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,640 Do, but it's not do the bigger you get. 59 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,760 I'm telling you, you got it. You just suck in the kegels. 60 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,480 You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze that vagina, you know, like 61 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,760 sitting here right now. I'm squeezing. 62 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,240 Come on, you know. I know so many things about Mia 63 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,000 guys that I don't want to know. Like y'all hear some stuff but 64 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 y'all don't know this shit she talks about when y'all aren't 65 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,320 there. Well, fuck you too, Kylie. 66 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,920 All right, so I got to know. I got to know about this Dick. 67 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:07,640 OK, so was it so good that you're like, OK, I'm no longer a 68 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,960 virgin. I'm no longer a lesbian. 69 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:15,280 I'm a little personal, no, OK, look, it was not as bad as I 70 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,320 thought it was going to be, but it was not as good as me. 71 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,720 It makes it look seemed like, like she made it seem like it 72 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,600 was the Holy Grail and I'm over here like that. 73 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,440 Great. It really didn't remind me much 74 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,440 difference of a dildo when it was actually inside me. 75 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,160 However, I will say that giving a VJ is completely different 76 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,600 from a dildo. Completely different and about 77 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,360 10 times better. I will admit, I'll probably end 78 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,000 up doing that again. Yeah, that's a star. 79 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,360 I don't know so much about the vaginal. 80 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,440 We'll see. The feeling of it coming inside 81 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,400 you is completely different from a dildo in this aspect of it 82 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,960 actually. Like you can feel it, it dildo, 83 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,760 it pulls out hard. It's it's it's hard in and out. 84 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,160 It just comes out hard. Yeah, men don't do that. 85 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,160 No, I was not prepared for that. I was, I was not mentally 86 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,880 prepared at all for that whatsoever. 87 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,040 I was like, he was like, are you OK? 88 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,200 And I'm like, no, no, I'm not. This is weird. 89 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,160 Yeah, it's different, isn't it? It's. 90 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,080 Completely different I'm. Like, Oh my God. 91 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,520 I've had some people, someone I'm just like, how do women do 92 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,800 this all the time? Like I'm just like, how do you 93 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,120 feel that all the time and not be completely grossed out? 94 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,560 I don't get it. I haven't figured it out. 95 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,920 So the the actual semen grossed you out. 96 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,960 No, the getting it, the coming out soft is what grossed me out. 97 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,560 That was that was a gross feeling. 98 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,440 I was like OK so kindly. School. 99 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:38,240 Yeah, Lesbian. Conclusion Still lesbian for. 100 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,560 Sure, lesbian. OK, but here's the deal. 101 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,000 Not all men do that. Not all men go soft after they 102 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,480 come. Some men, even after they have 103 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,920 an orgasm, they're hard and they stay hard. 104 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,800 So that I'm just throwing that out there that all men are 105 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,200 different. So when doing interviews, I need 106 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,600 to know if you stay hard after you orgasm because if not, you 107 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,880 cannot go in there because that was disgusting and I'll never do 108 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,760 that again or they'll. Have to pull out before they 109 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,680 have an orgasm or that they go flaccid, yeah. 110 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,520 Or that Either way, yeah. But we ain't doing that again. 111 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:14,800 That was gross. OK, all right, all right. 112 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,480 If you could see this. Face right? 113 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:24,280 It's like you've got something like bad, like a, like a live 114 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,800 octopus in your mouth. You know, you're like, yeah, 115 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:32,520 like what came out of my fussy. So gross. 116 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:37,160 I was like it was so gross. Had it went out, had it came out 117 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,680 hard, it was probably would have been fine. 118 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,880 But when it came out South, I was like how do women do this 119 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,640 all the time? I don't how do women do this all 120 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,920 the time? Like how do men? 121 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,400 I can't. It didn't go on my butt, but I 122 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,680 cannot imagine it being in my butt like that would have been. 123 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,600 I don't think I could have survived. 124 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,480 I think I would have had to walk out. 125 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,400 I think that would have been. In all right, so you're gonna 126 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,880 walk me through this a little bit because I I don't 127 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,080 necessarily need the visual, but I just need. 128 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,480 You want the visual but. I do. 129 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,560 I want a visual. I want, I want to understand. 130 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,360 From pictures or it didn't happen. 131 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:09,000 Listen, listen, if if you fucked a hot 20 something year old, 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,600 which by the way, like my number, it must be 28 because I 133 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,760 have had so many fucking 28 year olds in the last month come 134 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:20,520 flocking to Mia and be like Mistress Mia, I want to be your 135 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,880 personal slave. And I'm like fuck, maybe. 136 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:28,040 So yes, you know, because 21, hey, 18 or older, I'm good. 137 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,080 I'm not. I'm not talking about you. 138 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,840 Talk about me. Oh. 139 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,920 About you Oh. If they ain't thirty, I mean it, 140 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,960 the lowest I will go is 27. If they ain't 27 or up, I. 141 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,400 Come on, Kylie, listen to me. Listen. 142 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,880 I need them older. No. 143 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,000 I do. Listen, they can be mentally 144 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,720 older, like my husband's like a grandpa mentally, but let me 145 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,480 tell you, fucks like a fucking racehorse. 146 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,400 And that's what I'm saying. You get a young guy who's man he 147 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:59,200 is popping that shit and he has got stamina and he wants to come 148 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,320 like 3 times in a row without getting soft. 149 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,640 Fuck yeah, that's what you need, young fucking bull. 150 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,640 Just saying. Kylie is looking at me like she 151 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:12,280 is so uncomfortable right now. I don't do younger ever. 152 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,440 I'm 2427 is about as young as I'm getting. 153 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,640 That is as close to my age range as I'm getting. 154 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,040 Oh my gosh. 30 and up is preferred. 155 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,880 Listen, I'm. Glad you got a real deck. 156 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,520 That's what I'm happy about. That's what I'm happy about. 157 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,520 OK, so did you, did you write it or did you get fucked from 158 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,560 behind? What were the positions here? 159 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,799 All of the above. All of the above. 160 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,320 OK, right on, right on. So did you like? 161 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,600 Writing the deck that I came in here last time and I told you I 162 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,960 don't ride and that's because riding a dildo is incredibly 163 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,800 complicated. Hersa legs not at all fun. 164 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,720 OK, sure it's not, but then a real one that is 10 times harder 165 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,200 then riding a dildo. I was like, why are people doing 166 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,360 this when they have dildos? It's just as hard. 167 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,800 It's actually harder because that thing's like, it's like, no 168 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,440 things are. Backwards cowgirl. 169 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,400 We tried, I couldn't. We couldn't get it in OK, we 170 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,320 couldn't. We couldn't figure. 171 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,720 Out. So you need a bigger Dick then? 172 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,360 I mean I always need them bigger. 173 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:15,160 Like it's Helle. Figures, figures always better 174 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,200 God. Yeah, I trust me. 175 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:21,680 Trust me, I've seen a big Dick this past week and I was like. 176 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,840 I don't feel that way when I've seen it, but OK. 177 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,760 Yeah, no, you hadn't seen the right Dick. 178 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,560 I'm just saying we need you need to expand the horizon. 179 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:38,840 And yeah, the next event we go to, I will scream through some 180 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,400 cocks, men. I'm just saying. 181 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,600 Now you're. Looking at me like what? 182 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:48,880 Yeah. All right, so this is a good 183 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,080 Dick for you to try this one. Just. 184 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,280 Go through the list I want do a lineup. 185 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,920 Fuck yeah, do a fucking lineup they want to fuck. 186 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,000 They're going to show me their goddamn Dicks. 187 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,280 Like, don't hold back your laughter. 188 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,600 You're fucking laughing your ass up. 189 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,200 Laugh at that shit. I'm just telling you, you want a 190 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:14,440 guy who has shaved, you know, or at least trimmed everything and 191 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,320 you don't want hairy balls. Men, women do not like hairy 192 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,480 balls. It's like sucking on wire. 193 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,640 No one likes it. You look at me funny again. 194 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,840 Why are you? Putting the balls in. 195 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,200 Mouth because sometimes men like their balls in your mouth. 196 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:34,320 People have bought Yes, yes. I'm still a lesbian guy. 197 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:39,000 I just want it's like. Putting pussy lips in your 198 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,720 mouth. That is not the same thing. 199 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,600 Well, that's what men are. I mean men. 200 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:51,120 Men are butts. A man's Dick is a clit and their 201 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:55,120 surrounding is yes, you know, you got the labia. 202 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,800 Just saying just. Saying the cooter fell out. 203 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,840 And you know, I mean, you're fucking chicks and sometimes 204 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,360 there's some pretty ugly pussies out there. 205 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,440 Like I've seen a fucking lot of ugly pussies on Fat Life. 206 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,720 They are all beautiful in their own ways. 207 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:15,320 Oh my God, shut up, lesbian. Anyway, that's what I say about 208 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,240 this. I can hear on opposing side. 209 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,920 I'm advocate for the cops. But anyway, for women. 210 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,200 I know you're advocate for women. 211 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,240 That's OK. You're only 8% of my listeners. 212 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,520 Well. That's why you put lesbians on. 213 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,400 I know. Draw the crowd. 214 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,560 Yes, all the men want to hear what the aspects of a lesbian 215 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,200 life and their sex life is about. 216 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,440 So true story the other day I had people, I guess I post 217 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:48,320 video, post stuff on fat life all the time and I got and I get 218 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,800 messages from men quite frequently and a lot of them I 219 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,720 just immediately tell them like I'm all the way gay. 220 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,600 No chance some will leave me alone. 221 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,840 Someone be like, oh, let's just talk and be friends or whatever. 222 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,760 Some will later down the line try, but I had one the other day 223 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,280 that was very direct. He's like, I understand you're a 224 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,480 lesbian, which it's always going to be interesting when they 225 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,080 start with I know you're a lesbian because it's either 226 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,640 going to be something super sexual or just something stupid 227 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,560 or funny. This was one of the funny ones. 228 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,560 He goes, I know you're a lesbian, but I was wondering if 229 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,760 I could send you a picture of my cock. 230 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,040 And I was like, I'm all the way gay, honey, I don't look at 231 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,680 those. And he goes, oh, I just wanted 232 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,960 to see what a lesbian thought of it. 233 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,720 And I was like, I'm gonna tell you right now. 234 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:27,400 Don't show true lesbians your Dick randomly because they will 235 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,680 hurt your feelings. He did ask. 236 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,840 Like I said, he was one of the funny ones. 237 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,560 He wasn't one of the more inappropriate ones. 238 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,040 But I will say on Fat Life, I don't get a whole lot of 239 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,360 unsolicited Dick pics. I think one or two maybe, but 240 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,080 very few, very few, which is minus the profile pictures which 241 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,800 you know. Yeah, yeah. 242 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,400 You know, I think that there's certain men who know how to be 243 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:55,520 artistic, you know, with their genitals and those are the kinds 244 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,400 you appreciate. But when you have and honestly, 245 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,760 women are the same way because I mean, I really, I don't think 246 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,360 all pussies are pretty. I mean, I think there's some 247 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,080 that are really nice, but there's somewhere they think 248 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,440 it's cool to like spread everything. 249 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,960 And I don't want to look inside their vaginal hole. 250 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,640 I don't want to see what their walls of their vagina look like. 251 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:20,600 I don't want to see what their asshole looks like Spread and 252 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,240 I'm not yuck and Yum so OK I'm just saying I don't want to see 253 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,920 it. Yeah, I just. 254 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,400 You know, I just don't and so I'll mute them because I don't 255 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,080 want to see it. Same thing with the dude and he 256 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,000 is just and if guy is unattractive and he posts a 257 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,080 picture and it's like hairy balls, you know, gut hanging out 258 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:43,000 laying in bed like, you know, I look in there, you know, but 259 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,040 again, if you can only see Patty. 260 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,400 'S face right now. I'm just saying there's men that 261 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,960 think it's OK that, you know, women want to see this and they 262 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960 just don't, you know, But I often tell dudes I'm like, look, 263 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,440 if you're over 40 and you've never been married, there's a 264 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,240 reason. And usually it's a personality 265 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,120 issue and that you have no game, you know, I'm just saying. 266 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,280 Yeah. And, and nine times out of 10, 267 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,680 if they're showing stupid pictures on fat, again, there's 268 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,480 a reason why you're saying, and I love all men, but I'm just 269 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,280 saying there's a reason why you're not married. 270 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,280 There's a reason why you're not in a committed relationship. 271 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,640 Not but also you got to remember that not everyone wants to be 272 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,040 married or be in a committed relationship. 273 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,480 All men want to have some type of relationship because they 274 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,040 need a woman to guide them. All men do, I'm telling. 275 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,920 You interesting? I don't know enough about men, 276 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,000 so I'm going to take your word for it. 277 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,480 Bitch, I'm the queen of this shit, you know this. 278 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,040 I know it's possible to take your word for it. 279 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,600 Yeah, I mean men are lost puppy dogs and a. 280 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,240 Sweet man to the Memonium. It is. 281 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,320 When I learn how to speak English, you're. 282 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,800 OK. But, you know, and it's a sweet 283 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,640 concept, Yeah. Like I said, if they're lost in 284 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,720 life, they need a strong woman to help them, you know, either 285 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,160 be supportive or lead them or guide them, you know? 286 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,920 It's a sweet concept. Yeah, I mean, they come out of 287 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,160 their mama's womb and they're still trying to crawl up into 288 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,280 another. Another one. 289 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,720 I'm just saying. I'm just saying I'm doing the 290 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,080 same thing I mean. You want to get back in Mama's 291 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,920 womb? Not hers, but I mean I wouldn't 292 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:18,760 mind getting in a couple. I mean if I think I could reach 293 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,760 that farms. Where do you see yourself? 294 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,560 At this point, you're. Because you're ready to explore 295 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,640 with other men. I am I, I'm ready to explore 296 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,080 with other men. I've been thinking about 297 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,760 exploring other men as far as aspects of playing for about two 298 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,120 months now. I was like, let's try men out. 299 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,240 Let's let's, let's see how that area plays. 300 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,440 And I mean, I am mostly submissive. 301 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,600 So I was like, obviously we're gonna have to find more dominant 302 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,120 men, but there's a lot of submissive men out there too. 303 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,360 And my brain just goes, you know, that's a man at my beck 304 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,520 and call. It is. 305 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,760 I'm just might have to start trying that. 306 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,880 But it's also like, it's not that I'm necessarily new to 307 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,280 topping. It's just that I'm a little bit 308 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,360 more new to like the domination part of it. 309 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,440 But I know the skills. It's more of like, I'm still a 310 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,960 little nervous because I don't know how they'll respond because 311 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,240 what if they decide to not listen? 312 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,160 What if they decide, you know, I still have that big fear of 313 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,440 that. But I will say that I'm less 314 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,480 afraid of the Dick now at least. OK, so back up to you're afraid 315 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,920 to dominate a man because you're afraid he's not going to listen, 316 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,520 right? He's not going to listen. 317 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,880 You kick his ass out and that's how simple it is. 318 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,640 You don't want to cooperate with me. 319 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,360 Get the fuck. Out. 320 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,600 That's it. I don't know that I have the 321 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,320 balls for that bitch you. Gotta have balls. 322 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,040 You gotta have balls if you're eating pussy all the fucking 323 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,200 time, OK? I'm just saying don't be 324 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,960 intimidated by man. That's not how life it is. 325 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,080 Don't be in fear of the rejection of them not listening. 326 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,120 To you, and I mean. Male Subs are like female Subs, 327 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:41,760 right? Yeah. 328 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,520 They want attention when they want it. 329 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,680 They're needy and when they're horny, God forbid, you just have 330 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120 to accommodate them otherwise they're going to whine like a 331 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,040 little bitch. Yep, that's yeah. 332 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,440 That's how sub is, right? Yeah, yeah. 333 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,640 Yeah, that's very true. Like I said, I've never 334 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,240 actually, I still haven't actually had an experience with 335 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,000 a male sub. I mean, I've talked to one or 336 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,319 two like on Fed, but I had one that was going to go pretty far 337 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,359 and then one that I really, really considered it. 338 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,560 But then I was just like, no, but I haven't actually had like 339 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,599 met up with 1 yet thus far. I probably will at some point, 340 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,040 but I don't. It's just like trying to get 341 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,359 over the intimidation of men and being alone with a man, you 342 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,040 know, in that aspect and like fear that he won't listen to 343 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,839 fear. The boundaries were 344 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,480 disrespected. And I mean, I have the same fear 345 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,800 with women, but I guess I'm just so used to women that like, it's 346 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,720 like, I'm not afraid to tell him to fuck off, you know? 347 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,920 I'm not afraid of what they're going to do, but I am still very 348 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,240 afraid of what a man would do if I tell them to just fuck off. 349 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,560 I think is the big thing. It's just lack of experience. 350 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,000 OK, well here's the thing to weigh out. 351 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,120 So there's two types of male Subs. 352 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:47,520 There's the genuine kind who are willing to be cooperative and 353 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,840 act like an adult and follow through with what they say. 354 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,840 Yeah, it's just a man's integrity. 355 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,800 But if they're not, then they're the opposite. 356 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,480 They basically just want to use you for sex, use you for what 357 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,760 they can get, and then they'll leave. 358 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,320 Yeah. You know, but what it all boils 359 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,880 down to is you can't be in fear of rejection. 360 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,960 You have to say you are the shit, because what man doesn't 361 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,440 want to fuck a woman who is pretty much a virgin still, you 362 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,440 know? Yeah, And if he takes advantage 363 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,280 of that, then fuck him. You don't need him. 364 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,160 That's. True, that's. 365 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,360 It I'm telling you, I've been with over 1000 men. 366 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,960 I know. I know how this works. 367 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,920 And men, I love men, but they're fucking stupid. 368 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,080 They're stupid. They think with their Dick, but 369 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,320 either they listen or they don't. 370 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,520 And if you remember when you and I talked about this after the 371 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,360 last party, you were gracious enough. 372 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,920 You came over, you helped me. We had a great afternoon. 373 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,080 We're talking, and I said, you know, if you've never been with 374 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,800 a man before, you should probably find a man who is a 375 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,440 submissive, someone who's sweet and kind and has feminine 376 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,880 aspects to him. Yeah, yeah, I'm telling. 377 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,240 You that's that's a good route to take and you'll be amazed at 378 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,360 some of the submissive men that you might find that you'll click 379 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,160 with 'cause you wanna click with somebody. 380 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,120 Yeah, before you fuck em. Obviously. 381 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,920 Yeah, yeah, I don't. I get the point. 382 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,280 Yeah, you get the point. I have just been like, you wanna 383 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,360 fuck? And we did. 384 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,560 But you know. And you could always meet 385 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,200 somebody here in the dungeon. I don't come. 386 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,920 First dungeon. Do what I don't. 387 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,440 Come to the dungeon very often. No, my dungeon. 388 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,360 Oh yeah, my. Dungeon if you say, hey, me, I'm 389 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,280 I'm what? I want to meet this guy off 390 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,640 that. You know, if you don't want to 391 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,840 meet him out in public at a coffee, I'll, you know, I'll be 392 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,880 the third person. You can come bring him over to 393 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,000 the dungeon. You can sit and talk and go from 394 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,840 there. OK. 395 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,680 Yeah, I appreciate. That yeah, you don't have to be 396 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,480 intimidated to go meet anybody, 'cause I know it's intimidating, 397 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,200 'cause you're a small stature woman. 398 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,880 Yes, yes, I'm very. Little Yeah, you're I get it. 399 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,960 I've done that for some of my friends. 400 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,680 I'm like, yeah, come on, we'll meet by the pool. 401 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah, you know, keep it casual. Yeah, eventually we'll see. 402 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,600 We'll see where it leads. Definitely gonna definitely like 403 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,360 the blowjob things 100% gonna be happening at some point. 404 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,560 Like that's not even a question. The sub we'll see, but. 405 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:03,280 Do you like second deck? Yes, that was yeah, that was 406 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,040 great. That was great. 407 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,600 It was fantastic at the women are like it's so gross. 408 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,080 I'm like, no, it's not no, it's not. 409 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,480 See, I've done it with dildos before and like I love doing it 410 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920 on dildos. Like my favorite way to do it. 411 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,120 Like one of my favorite like rewards to get is to like Neil 412 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,480 and rice and suck, suck a dildo. My my preferred dildo. 413 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,800 Yeah, it's like my favorite reward to get, but a real Dick 414 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,480 completely different. It is and, and now I've 415 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:31,680 experienced like the side of them controlling my head because 416 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,840 it was dominant, obviously of them controlling my head and 417 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,880 like the autopilot, which was that was great. 418 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,960 Just like my brain shutting down just autopilot. 419 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,520 That was fantastic. And then now I'm like, OK, 420 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,480 let's, let's try it to someone who is going to let me 421 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,040 completely decide what I want to do and how I want to do it. 422 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,760 You know, like let me be in control of the pleasure 423 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,240 basically. And I'm very interested to try 424 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,560 that. That will be happening at some 425 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,360 point. So did you start sucking the 426 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,000 stick when it's hard or soft? The first time it was hard 427 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,040 before I put it in my mouth and then later after he came in my 428 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,760 mouth we took a break and then I talked about it was soft and got 429 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,320 it hard again. So I've done it both ways now 430 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,360 seemed. Not exciting. 431 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,400 The growing was weird. I will say the soft thing is 432 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,840 weird. That's just weird to me. 433 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,560 It doesn't look. It looks weird. 434 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,640 It feels weird. Yeah, it's different. 435 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,120 It's weird. It's not different. 436 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:23,680 It's weird, it's weird. There's all this excess skin and 437 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,800 it's just, it's, it's weird. It looks funny. 438 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,520 It, I mean it just slips back over the pants. 439 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:40,960 Jesus, so fucking funny. That's great. 440 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:42,960 When it's hard, it's not that bad. 441 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,720 I did find that holding it in my hand feels OK. 442 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,480 The only thing I compare feeling it to me, which I mean, I know, 443 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,440 but most people that listens podcast knows what a Dick feels 444 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,480 like. But in my brain, like the only 445 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,840 thing I could describe holding a Dick to was like, there's these 446 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,560 toys that you get when you're a kid and they're they they water 447 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520 toys and they're like folded in. They have like water in the 448 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,560 middle and you kind of wiggle them. 449 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,720 That's exactly what it feels like. 450 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,160 And I'm like, I now never a want to touch one of those toys 451 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,760 again. And BI don't think any kids 452 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,960 should have access to those because that's exactly what a 453 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,000 Dick feels like. Yeah, yeah. 454 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,600 It's they're, they're, they're OK, hard. 455 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,040 They're, they're very similar to a dildo, hard but soft. 456 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,320 Those things are weird looking and then getting soft and you 457 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:22,040 I'm I'm never doing that again. OK, again, again, if anyone is 458 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,520 local in the Pensacola area and it says sub male with a nice at 459 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,240 least a nine inch deck, you better reach out to me so we can 460 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,560 reach out to Kylie and you got a properly fucker. 461 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:40,160 I'm just saying, I mean, damn, God bless. 462 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,760 And you know, it's interesting. Most men that I've ever had sex 463 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,520 with, with big Dicks, man, they know how to fuck because they 464 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,280 take their time with it. They're always fucking hard. 465 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,480 It's like, Oh yeah, I'm gonna say no, no, no. 466 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,120 Yeah, it was funny. You know, we're working on now 467 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,600 the hydraulics for the hydraulic lift on my slave bed. 468 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,640 OK, Yeah. And I love it. 469 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,120 It's just, it's gonna be so fucking badass because I'm 470 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,600 having these two compartments, one for my GIMP doll, one for my 471 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,400 Sissy doll. Boom, you know, put him in the 472 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,960 box. You know, we're moving my heavy 473 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,560 ass mattress and there's no springs to it. 474 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,480 It's all latex. So it's fucking heavy is heavy. 475 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,720 And so I'm standing there and holding up the mattress while 476 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:28,240 he's doing his thing on the on the box and my friend Brie walks 477 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,920 in. My friends like, Oh my gosh, if 478 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:36,120 this mattress could talk. The story they would tell. 479 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,360 Stories I would tell. I've had this mattress for a, 480 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:45,120 for God, 15 years and I was like, yeah, I said, look, I said 481 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,680 it was a good thing it didn't have springs. 482 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,680 I would have worn the fuck out of it, I said. 483 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 But I was. I would need a new mattress. 484 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,080 I would need a new mattress, yes. 485 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,880 I mean I wore my old one out, but I mean this one, I got it 486 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,160 specifically that has no fucking springs in it. 487 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:05,400 It's all latex. And so I said I said it was so 488 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,480 great. Was at my my old place before I 489 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,240 met my husband. I would have gang bangs and 490 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,840 orgies all the time. And it was just being me with 491 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,480 multiple men. And so I would fuck so much that 492 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,200 I just finally put a couch at the end of my bed and I would 493 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,840 turn it around for when they wanted to take a break and I 494 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,400 would fuck other people. But then I had like I was 495 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,520 everything for by mails because I was like, I need a fluffer. 496 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,280 Who's going to fuck that Dick for me? 497 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:35,200 You know, love that Dick you. Need a mediator? 498 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,600 Yes. So it's like, yeah, we had a 499 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,400 fucking blast, but I was like, Oh my God, Bree, one time, Oh my 500 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,240 God, seven dudes came over. We were having such a fucking 501 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,200 amazing time. I had Dicks in both hands up. 502 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,320 But anyway, that's my point. I'm just saying, Kylie, you 503 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,360 know, branch out with some big fucking Dicks. 504 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,880 Craigslist used to be the fucking shit back in the day. 505 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,840 Now you got so many damn fucking apps. 506 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,040 You know, it's like you want to put a criteria, but I would just 507 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,840 write these ads on Craigslist. I'd be like 9 inches that's it. 508 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,480 Boom. If you have something smaller, 509 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,680 do not contact me. Smaller, not allowed. 510 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,320 Size does matter. Size does matter. 511 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,080 I was OK with guys that you know, are just spy guys. 512 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,880 So you know, 6-7 inches average, it's totally fine, but I'm just 513 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,640 not going to fuck him as much. I mean, it's like, it's fine, 514 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,760 but I'm not going to touch it as much as you want me to. 515 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,800 I touch it and suck it. Come on guys. 516 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,080 Little bite size thing, it's good. 517 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,200 With me sometimes and sometimes I'm like, why am I here? 518 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:41,600 It's just my life now. So tell me, what else about this 519 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,880 adventure did you really enjoy? I mean, I enjoyed all of it. 520 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,600 I mean, I will say at the biggest, like downside for me, 521 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,840 aside from this getting soft to me that was, but the other like 522 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,760 major downside was cuddling with a man is completely different 523 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,640 from cuddling with a woman because women they're they're 524 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,960 they're comfy pacifiers and pillows and just amazing, 525 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,160 wonderful things that women have on their chest. 526 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,120 It's just beautiful, glorious. I could read poems. 527 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,120 Absolutely love love. Them I talk about babies like me 528 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:13,760 and talks about Dick, yeah. Yeah, like, oh, I can cross my 529 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,120 head next to a Dick and suck out all day long. 530 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:16,800 I promise. Go ahead. 531 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,840 All right, in your face. Hey, give me boobies. 532 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,760 Yes, boobs, yes, I will suck on the boob all day as long as you 533 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,200 will let me be on them, honey, as long as you let me be on 534 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,840 them. But hoggy men, you don't have 535 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,040 that. They don't have boobs. 536 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,480 They flat chested and they don't have boobs and that was they 537 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,040 don't have boobs and that was very sad. 538 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,600 I was very sad. I was I was laying on them like 539 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,720 there's no boobs. They suck. 540 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,680 There's no there's no titty gripping. 541 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,320 There's no. So. 542 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,520 He sucks. That's what you need. 543 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,680 I need fun. I need a couple. 544 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,760 I need, I need a Dick that I can suck and then it can fuck her 545 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,360 because I don't want to get himself to me again. 546 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,800 And then I can just lay on her and suck her boobs and then 547 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,440 maybe go down if she wants me to, you know, Yeah. 548 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,360 Maybe see what the cum feels like on a on a on a clit, you 549 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,280 know, maybe that's an. Experience. 550 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,000 You do a cream pie. Easy. 551 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,000 Oh, eat one. OK, Yeah. 552 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,160 I was like, what are you? Talking about oh, sorry, that's 553 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,760 that's non lesbian lingo. I'm sorry. 554 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,880 It's where a man comes on a woman's vagina and you go down 555 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:19,320 and you eat it. So could you imagine a man 556 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,840 standing over his girlfriend? He like any like spews right 557 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,040 there on her pussy and be like OK Kylie get to work. 558 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,920 Sounds like a fun time actually, doesn't it does, yeah. 559 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,440 Also, who is going to tell me that cum isn't actually white? 560 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,240 I'm sorry, now how? Is not completely white like it 561 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,240 was like more like cream colored. 562 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,160 Now I was like I was expecting like I was expecting to be like 563 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,960 pure white snow and it turned out to be like this like really 564 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,240 light colored stuff. It was almost I was like what is 565 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,040 this? What? 566 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,840 What is this? Okay, cream colored as in. 567 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,680 I don't. Like. 568 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,320 Like an E crew, like a beige it. Was more it was more like it was 569 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,960 like cream like not explain it like cream. 570 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,360 So you put cream in coffee and how it changes the color. 571 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,280 Okay, that's what it reminded me of. 572 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,920 Okay, It was not white at all. It was not stark white. 573 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,440 I was like, who was gonna tell me this? 574 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,480 All right, well, let's go into health class right now. 575 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,720 All right, So there's a lot of men who do not drink a lot 576 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,560 water, okay? And if they don't drink a lot of 577 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,840 water, a lot of times they have chunky semen where it will come 578 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,520 out and just, yeah, you looking at me funny, But it'll be it'll 579 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,920 be white, it'll be thick, and it will just come out in drops of 580 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,200 chunks. That's what it is, because 581 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,560 they're dehydrated, they're not drinking enough water, OK. 582 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,560 However, the more water and I, I'm going to reiterate this with 583 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:47,720 men, the more water they drink, the clearer the semen, OK, and 584 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,160 the more fluid it will be. Yeah, It was very, like, it was 585 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,200 not very light, like it was not very white at all. 586 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,200 It was like very cream, almost clear. 587 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,080 Like it was very. I was like, who was gonna tell 588 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,680 me that this is not Snow White? Like this? 589 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,440 I was expecting Snow White to be down my leg, and instead there's 590 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,600 just like almost clear. Like it looked like I was the 591 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,080 only one that came like. Yeah. 592 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,160 So he's obviously, he drinks a lot of water. 593 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,080 Yeah, yeah. So that's, I mean that's a plus 594 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,680 side. Yeah, it did taste exactly how I 595 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,040 thought it would taste them. I will say I was prepared for 596 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,600 that bleach. It was a little it was it just 597 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,840 tasted like salt, like like pure water salt. 598 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,760 What taste it like to me? OK. 599 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,680 Well, he drinks a lot of water, Yeah, maybe he had a high salty 600 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,120 diet. I. 601 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,280 Don't know. But I mean, it was very, yeah, 602 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,080 my friend were talking about where switch gears, you know, my 603 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,040 friend were talking about this the other day over the fact 604 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,880 that, like, pussies smell generally. 605 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,000 Like, I've been with a couple, I've been with a good handful of 606 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,720 girls, and some of them have strong, very strong senses and 607 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,080 taste and then some you can't really smell at all. 608 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,560 And I've been told by people who've gone down on me that I 609 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,960 don't have much of A taste or smell. 610 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,480 Like even when I'm excited, there's not much much of 611 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,400 anything there. And I was like, what causes 612 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,800 that? Because like I've looked at like 613 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,920 my play printer that I just you know, that just ended. 614 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,960 And my ex both had strong smells. 615 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,360 My ex was a strong smell period. And it wasn't that she was 616 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,240 dirty. She just had a strong smell just 617 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,480 all time. And when she was wetted hit you 618 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,320 in the face. And she also had a really strong 619 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,240 taste like that. But the play burner I had, she 620 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,240 was she only had a strong smell when she was wet and she was a 621 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,560 bit she had a strong taste too. But I don't have that. 622 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,840 I'm like the diets are all like different. 623 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,000 Like I don't know what causes that. 624 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,240 But anyways, my friend, really. No, not really. 625 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,000 OK. Do you drink a lot of fluid in 626 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,800 general? Yeah, I do. 627 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,200 I do drink a lot of fluid throughout the day. 628 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,840 You know, typically a lot of it is more so genetic. 629 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,800 OK? So like, a lot of women are 630 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,160 prone to God. OK, men, I'm sorry you're going 631 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,800 to have to hear this, but a lot of women are prone to, you know, 632 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,680 vaginosis or yeast infections or discharge. 633 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,200 Oh yeah, or these. Ugly things that happen, you 634 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,120 know, sometimes they take an antibiotic, messes with their 635 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,360 pH, sometimes excessive sweaters, but bottom line, it's 636 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,880 all an internal thing. So a lot of times it's all in a 637 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,960 diet of what you eat and it's all in how much fluid you drink 638 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,560 that it's going to flush out your system. 639 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,040 You know, So I remember like I've never had God, this is, I 640 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,640 know I get so transparent personal, but I've never had an 641 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,080 abnormal Pap smear. There's a lot of women that go 642 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,000 and they'll have like bad pH or anything like that. 643 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,200 I'm like you, I've always been told. 644 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,560 Oh, wow, You don't. You don't have a taste. 645 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,120 You don't have a smell. Yeah, you know, and that's 646 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,520 that's a great thing. Yeah, it is good. 647 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,240 It's just weird because like I was like, because my diet is 648 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,280 extremely limited because I have a couple of different health 649 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,000 issues. So my my diet is extremely 650 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,200 limited. So I tell you what. 651 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,160 So all the men I've been with, all men have been different. 652 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,560 But I will say that I used to have an ex-boyfriend and he was 653 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,280 Amerasian. Beautiful man, just a beautiful 654 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,320 man, sexy as fuck. Oh my God, he was one who's 655 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,280 always giving me like the crossdresser experience because 656 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,400 he would paint his nails and I would paint his nails and you 657 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,880 know, he'd wear panties for me. And we always had, I mean, the 658 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,480 sex was mind blowing, but you know, he had a six inch penis. 659 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,280 It was never a massive Dick. It had a nice scarf. 660 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,040 But I mean, he's just beautiful. And it was like his Dick and 661 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,200 balls. Again, he's primarily Asian and 662 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,600 he had like the softest skin and so like his Dick and balls, it 663 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,520 was like fucking silk, mind you. And he had very limited body 664 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,920 hair. You know, David, if you ever 665 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,560 listen, I'm just saying you always had the great sex. 666 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,280 And let me tell you, he would eat pussy like a motherfucking 667 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,400 champ. Like we had such amazing sex and 668 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,920 I miss the sex but I do. But no doubt. 669 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,480 But I will say. Big ball like that. 670 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:40,040 That his come, He would be so conscientious of this because he 671 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,720 would care more about me because I would suck his Dick until he 672 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,320 came a lot of times because we both liked it. 673 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,600 I was totally down with it. And he would always eat 674 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,840 pineapple. And I know people are just like, 675 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,080 pineapple isn't really a thing, but yes, men who eat fucking 676 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,280 pineapple, his cum never had a fucking taste. 677 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,640 It was like water. It didn't come out white. 678 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,400 It was like perfect. It was like, yeah, I could drink 679 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,440 this all day, put it in my fucking tea. 680 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:18,520 It was that Kylie's face. Right now, I'm sorry, Kylie, me. 681 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,360 I took the cream to reference a little too literally, I think. 682 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,880 You have to, you have to be because a lot of men don't 683 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,400 realize. A lot of men honestly do not 684 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,200 realize. Let me tell you, I've had like 685 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,160 all weekend fuck fast with one individual, OK? 686 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,440 And I will tell you that at some point I fucked him so much and 687 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,840 he came so much, he started dry heaving. 688 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,600 By the time he was having an orgasm, he was trying to have an 689 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,720 orgasm. He would have an orgasm, nothing 690 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,200 would come out. You know, that's impressive. 691 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,840 I'm telling you it's. Really fucking impressive. 692 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,560 Impressive. Yeah. 693 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,920 So I mean, I've come dry before, but he was after out. 694 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,160 I mean it when it comes to like that kind of stuff, I'll push 695 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,400 limits. Like I think my record is 40 and 696 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,840 six hours or something like that. 697 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:09,000 Yeah, I gotcha. But it was, I mean, by the end, 698 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,920 not only was I, I was like, but it was also like, it was, it was 699 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,920 dry. It was there's nothing, nothing, 700 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,560 nothing. Yeah, fun. 701 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,000 Times it is. Fun times this is. 702 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,040 This is this is my life, guys. This is. 703 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,920 Right, Good morning, my listeners, and happy Monday. 704 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,360 Thank you for joining us for this lovely episode. 705 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,600 I just actually recorded it over the weekend with Kylie the 706 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,000 lesbian virgin. You can find her on Fetlife as 707 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,280 Kylie Marley. She is so funny and so fun and I 708 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,639 really cannot tell you how much I enjoyed doing this episode 709 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:50,520 with her. It was a little over 2 hours so 710 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,679 I have kind of separated it into three different episodes. 711 00:34:55,679 --> 00:35:00,080 So I hope you enjoy it. Sit back and laugh and maybe get 712 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,720 some interesting insight on what lesbians really think about your 713 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:09,200 Dick. Until then, have a fabulous day.