1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,160 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:15,560 Today I have with me as always, Madam, Live as always. 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,200 Well, you know, Barbie can come in when she can come in. 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,880 But that girl, she works three damn jobs. 5 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,480 Yeah. She does her drag show. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,960 I don't have the third job or second job. 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,360 I just come here. I know I live at your house. 8 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,240 I know, right? Pretty much. 9 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,000 Don't tell them that because then they'll think, oh fuck 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,040 yeah, I'm just going to contact me at 2:00 AM because that's 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,840 what they like to do. Yeah, you. 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:44,640 Should by 4. My God, I got this message the 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,600 other day and I was like, God, this guy has got some time on 14 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,120 his fucking hands. Oh, he written a long. 15 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,360 Thing a lot of them do when they're stupid, but there's some 16 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,320 there's some that write stuff and it's like what? 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,080 Sounds like either way, that's stupid. 18 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,440 Either way, this one was it's time for you to choose a winner 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,000 and stop staying down for a beginner. 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,520 I'm in town. Let's make a power move. 21 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,960 Yeah, that was his. That was his. 22 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,240 That was his. Opening line. 23 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,280 That's his. Line. 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,280 All right, Yeah, I'm staying down for losers, apparently. 25 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,120 I don't know what that fuck means, but I got a really great 26 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:27,000 e-mail from your favorite and I sent that to you yesterday and I 27 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,280 was like Oh my God that's so sweet. 28 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,360 Fantastic podcast. I listen to most every week and 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,280 usually learn something. Maybe you've already covered it 30 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,800 in one of the past podcasts, but I'm wondering about what you 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,800 recommend in terms of prep to clients who want to be pegged. 32 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,640 I assume enemas are typical, but I have found that doesn't always 33 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,240 prevent a mess or a liquid expel, even if it's mostly 34 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,880 clear. I'm fortunate that my wife plays 35 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,680 in BDSM 2 and although she is usually the sub, we occasionally 36 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,120 switch it up so she's the Dom. But appreciate any advice you 37 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,680 have on the subject. So ironically enough, Liv was 38 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:10,479 just saying earlier that this lovely little submissive of hers 39 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:13,680 decided that he was going to shit on her not once, but twice. 40 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,600 And then he's like, Oh no, it's OK. 41 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,120 There's nothing wrong, Liv. Two different people. 42 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,120 Oh, it was two different people. One that said there was nothing 43 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,480 wrong, that he was clean, even though, yeah, he. 44 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,680 Had a dirty butt? OK. 45 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,120 He was like, no, no, I'm clean, just keep going and I'm like. 46 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,960 No. This isn't clean. 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,520 Do not smell that. I smell that. 48 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,840 This happens all the time. All the time. 49 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,440 Well, I don't like it. I know. 50 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,920 And This is why I don't like pegging men. 51 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,520 Get you to the point where you really fucking hate it. 52 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,720 And you know, Charles asked me the other day, he's like, do you 53 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,000 like to peg? I said, yeah, you know, I'll 54 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,640 pick a one. But to peg a man I really don't 55 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,960 want to wear my pants because then I end up getting shit on me 56 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,040 because here's the thing. So like this person wrote me, 57 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,960 what do you do besides just the enema? 58 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:06,240 Well we have a lovely Sissy and she comes and she gets gang 59 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:11,080 banged by huge fucking Dicks when she goes out and about and 60 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:16,920 she suggests fast fast and do not eat up to 8 hours. 61 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,960 And even before that, she said, you know, eat soups, eat very 62 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:26,360 light liquid stuff, you know, for that full 24 hours. 63 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,520 And it just kind of alleviates everything because you want that 64 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,680 asshole to be dry and clean. Yeah, you know. 65 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,720 Yeah, I have been. Somebody else had pooped on me 66 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,920 too. Yeah. 67 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,840 Or I know he actually. Oh, I don't want to say it. 68 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,320 Yeah, one knows what I'm talking about. 69 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,920 I don't want to say it. He knows. 70 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,680 I know. He knows. 71 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,640 We're not going to say it out loud, OK? 72 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:56,880 You know who you are. The point of it is, you know, if 73 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,480 you want pegging, you've got to really be dedicated to do it and 74 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:04,800 to actually, you know, take the time to fast, not eat, don't be 75 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:10,280 a fucking pig. Stop eating and clean it out. 76 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:15,280 You know, a lot of people even take a hot water bottle, fill it 77 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,839 up with distilled water, warm water, and they go lay in the 78 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:23,000 bathroom and you know, there's a good quart of water that pushes 79 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,640 through and it can go real slowly inside of you. 80 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:30,240 But it's a 2 hour process, you know, and so it'll clean you all 81 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,480 the way out. Some people do coffee enemas. 82 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,280 Why not put? Coffee in. 83 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,760 There they do. They put good quality coffee 84 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,440 going. To be get up and go then. 85 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,760 Well, yeah. Stream automatically. 86 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,760 Yeah, there was a show and I forget what it was on, but this 87 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,880 couple, every morning they did a coffee enema. 88 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,680 They said it gives you the energy because that caffeine 89 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,200 goes inside your tissue, you know, and you absorb it quicker 90 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,600 in your bloodstream, through your rectum. 91 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,560 And they said it gives them energy. 92 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,400 They clean everything out, they feel better. 93 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,360 They're never constipated. But a lot of gastrologists would 94 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,880 not recommend a coffee enema everyday. 95 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,200 They just wouldn't do it. It was funny because Brie went 96 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:17,560 to go play with one of our sub friends years ago and Bree was 97 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,200 expecting her to be completely submissive the whole time. 98 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,160 Well he's like here let me do a coffee enema on your brain. 99 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,200 She's like, oh this is exciting 'cause she gets all horned up 100 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,440 and then she says after her coffee enema and she's tasting 101 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,960 coffee which she hates. She then said that he said, OK, 102 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960 my turn now I'm going to be submissive. 103 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:43,000 And he wanted the coffee enema. He wanted the coffee enema and 104 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,440 the sub treatment and she's like, yeah, no. 105 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,360 Yeah, you got to. You got to have communication 106 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,680 before you start. You do. 107 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,560 You got to know if you're going to be how we're going to do 108 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,520 this. All right, so then you got some 109 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:59,160 good feedback on the podcast from your dear favorite. 110 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,120 Let's see. Love the podcast. 111 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,720 I appreciate the understanding and the validation of emotional 112 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,600 roller coaster ride of the subject. 113 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:11,440 This is some little chat with you and I that we did the other 114 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,640 day. We talked about ABDL and a few 115 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,120 other things. I'm very lucky that I have you 116 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,360 all in my life. Madame Liv is awesome and anyone 117 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,160 who is lucky enough to get a session with her should consider 118 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,720 themselves very lucky. I know me and me and him has 119 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:31,040 grown a lot and I really enjoy, you know, just the steps we've 120 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:36,000 taken towards, you know, opening up to each other. 121 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,600 Yeah, you know, you you have two favorites. 122 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,040 It's him and Mandy Gandy. Yeah, you do. 123 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,520 You love. Them I talk about them on a. 124 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:49,200 Time you do because they're so sweet and you know Mandy is 125 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:54,200 always very kind and they're thoughtful and they're fun you 126 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:59,600 know and I got asked the other day so how do you determine 127 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,120 discounts and I'm like well if they're nice they're definitely 128 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,560 getting a discount if they're assholes they can go fuck 129 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,880 themselves and pay full price. So it is what it is. 130 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,040 All right. So today what we're going to 131 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,800 discuss, we talked about this. I don't remember. 132 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,400 I know it was interesting. Oh, things, we got stuck in our 133 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,040 butt holes. We're talking about enemas and 134 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,800 it leads to this. Yeah, I asked one of our Subs or 135 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,680 slaves or old slaves or whatever. 136 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,640 Hey, yeah, hey. Have you, have you got anything 137 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,760 stuck in your butt hole before? I was just wondered. 138 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,720 And he was like, yeah, a long time ago. 139 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,800 And then I was like, yeah, I've got a grape stuck in my vagina 140 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,520 and had to call my mom and then I had a birth of grape out. 141 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,480 That was hard. I was scared I was going to 142 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,640 stand there and rot. That's not pretty fast. 143 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,400 You know what, It probably was a good 30 to 45 minutes, but to me 144 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,400 it fell forever. I was like, it's never going to 145 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,800 come out. It was warm when it came out of. 146 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,440 Course it was warm. Your body temperature probably 147 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,520 got real hot thinking Oh my God I'm going to get stuck in there. 148 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah, yeah, that was a mistake. I've gotten the marble stuck in 149 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,400 there too, but I had gotten it stuck in there. 150 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,240 But I had pulled out just in time, so I figured I'm going to 151 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:17,680 tie a Jelly bracelet around it and get it to stay on my fingers 152 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,920 and I can hold on to it. And it fell off the Jelly 153 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,520 bracelet and got stuck in there. I don't remember how I got that 154 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:29,080 one out, but obviously I did. Wouldn't it be funny years 155 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,920 later? Well, I mean I've I've pushed 156 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,400 out youngins so. I was going to say when you 157 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,159 pushed out it like one of your babies, they are holding in 158 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,320 their hand. Oh yeah, look. 159 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,840 What I found it's like a. Pearl and the Clam. 160 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,640 Oh, that's funny. Yeah. 161 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,320 Did you get everything that did anything ever? 162 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,280 Get something? No, no, I never did anything 163 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,200 like that to push anything in there. 164 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,480 It was gonna get stuck. Alright, just me. 165 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,240 Cool. Well see, I always made sure 166 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,840 that my dildos had handles on them. 167 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,000 I was young. You, you know, young people 168 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,440 usually stick things because I know you're referring to a very 169 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,520 young age. They usually stick thing in your 170 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,120 in their nose, which is common for kids but. 171 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,160 It's stuck in. Your twat. 172 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,480 It was a hole, too. Once I figured out that was a 173 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,560 hole, I was packing it full, you know? 174 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,800 I was like, Oh my God, it can carry my money. 175 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,720 There's a tower pay the ice cream man. 176 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,960 Well, one of my old friends had gotten a little thing with her 177 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,840 husband at the time. They used to make a fruit salad 178 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,960 out of her pussy and she would put fruit in there and he would 179 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,280 fucking eat it out. That was his kink. 180 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,800 Yeah. How did she get it out? 181 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,400 Well, I guess she came enough and. 182 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,040 Just put it on the outside and just ate it off. 183 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:57,080 Of it, no, she put it inside OK, and I guess he just went in 184 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:03,320 there and found it. Get that fruit salad that's. 185 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,600 What she would call it, she was like, here's your fruit salad, 186 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,160 baby. Here's the whipped cream. 187 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,280 I'm like. You know what, I I'm actually 188 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,120 would would do that with yogurt cause yogurt's very good for 189 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:17,360 your pH of your vagina it is and it'd probably be really hot 190 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,240 squishing that shit out into their mouth. 191 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,880 I don't know why I need the sound effect. 192 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,440 Sorry guys. Shooting in. 193 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,400 Like squeeze it look like the cream pie but it's not be 194 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:38,080 tasting better. I think the better version of 195 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,280 the yogurt would be like, what would it be? 196 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,560 Oh, just the plain yucky yogurt. Thank you. 197 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,320 Oh. That's what you have to use, 198 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,160 just a. Plain. 199 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,480 Yeah. You couldn't get the sugar 200 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,280 stuff? Yeah. 201 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,800 Oh goodness, both sides at the same time. 202 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,160 OK, so you. Can make somebody eat some 203 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,240 yogurt out of you, then like it's either this or you're 204 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,760 coming, you're going to do it. So I told you, Missus Griswold. 205 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,160 She OK? I'm. 206 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,520 Trying to remember? We'll go through. 207 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,840 It yes. So the Griswolds is that cute 208 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,760 little couple and you've played with Missus Griswold. 209 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:19,440 OK, OK, so Missus Griswold, she was playing with her husband and 210 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,600 another couple in the dungeon one day and they were in there 211 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:27,240 and they were having fun. And I think one guy was fucking 212 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:34,120 her while her butt plug was in. And the male friend said, hey, 213 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:40,240 Clark, we got a problem. And so they looked at Ellen and 214 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,000 they were like, Ellen, do you feel that? 215 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:48,160 And she's like an orgasmic mode. Like she was like, no, I don't. 216 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,200 I don't. I don't feel anything. 217 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,560 Like that noodle feeling? Yes. 218 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,440 So everything was numb down there. 219 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,800 So Needless to say, Clark went and stuck his fingers in her 220 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,720 vagina And the other guy, No, Clark stuck his fingers in her 221 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:09,400 asshole to fish it out and she told the other guy to push his 222 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:14,640 fingers in the vagina in the downward motion behind the butt 223 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,280 plug. That feeling, I don't like you 224 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,760 going down. Yeah, but that's interesting. 225 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,280 She got a butt plug stuck in there, supposed to have like a a 226 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,160 thing to keep it from going in all the way. 227 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,520 It must have been a small one. It must have been. 228 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,480 Well, she's got a gaper, which I've seen it, so it's not a. 229 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,320 Gaper. It's not a gaper, no. 230 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,760 Anything. It's a gripper. 231 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,400 You do like to call it a gripper. 232 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,480 That's interesting. So back to having things stuck 233 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:43,800 in your butt hole and enemas. We saw a guy take the big Doug. 234 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,240 We were shocked. Very much. 235 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,760 So we've had a lot of people take a lot of big things in 236 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,560 their ass. But I can say I think one of the 237 00:12:54,560 --> 00:13:00,320 grossest moments is I saw Bree and she was fucking a guy with a 238 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,640 strap on. And then ultimately it kind of 239 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,840 like popped off as a little vacu lock where, you know, it's like 240 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,960 a plunger, you know, and it kind of just popped off because this 241 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,560 guy was like sucking it in deeper and deeper and it was a 242 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,680 big ass dildo. And so it. 243 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,840 It sucked it off the. Strap it, sucked it off the Vacu 244 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,840 lock like it would pop it off anyway. 245 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:29,520 So Bree continued to use it on him and as things progressed it 246 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,800 got really bad because then he decided he was going to have an 247 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:38,480 orgasm just by getting fucked in the ass and he shit at the same 248 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,640 time and it was like the floodgates had opened. 249 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:48,120 It was the poor Bree. Poor Bree is right. 250 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,320 And let me tell you, the dungeon did not. 251 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,240 It just did not smell fresh for about 3 days. 252 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,200 We could not get the smell of shit out of there. 253 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,600 We use vinegar, bleach, just anything imaginable. 254 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,640 Our job can be very difficult. I'm just kidding. 255 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,640 It's so easy. It could be very difficult 256 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,920 though at times when you're dealing with stinky asses and 257 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,720 dirty bubbles. Yeah, you're right. 258 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,480 Yeah, You know they can't reach back there and clean themselves 259 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:21,520 when they literally can. Well, I told my little bitch, 260 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,200 and I will still say this to him, if you can touch your 261 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,840 balls, you can touch your asshole. 262 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,400 Cause your asshole's only an inch behind him. 263 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,120 And he was like, oh, I guess I can. 264 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,720 And then he didn't want to say that he could. 265 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:40,480 I'm like, shut the fuck up, wipe your ass, do an enema, you 266 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,760 little toad. Anyway, gross. 267 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,640 Yeah. So it's fun. 268 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,000 It is fun. It's fun. 269 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,320 We do love it though. The the gross part aspect is you 270 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,280 know, fairly I would say about 30% and the rest is fun. 271 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,400 You know what I think needs to happen? 272 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,280 So if they come in and they're not clean and they want to do an 273 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:05,080 enema or you know, they can do enema on their own because you 274 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,640 know, Charles was saying it's a thing in Thailand that they go 275 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,840 up there and do an enema with you and everything else. 276 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,520 I don't want to smell some of this shit before a session. 277 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,160 I want an enema for you. Yeah, you and I don't want to do 278 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,800 that. So back to something else. 279 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,840 You had a nice little session the other day. 280 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,160 Talking about guitar man. Guitar man, that's a good one 281 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,280 for him. He brings his guitar in. 282 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,640 He was a little early and I was like, hey, you can go around 283 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,080 back and then we see him around back and he's standing there 284 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,240 just playing his guitar by the pool. 285 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,080 Like, almost like a guy, he's holding up the boom box to get 286 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,720 his girl to come out. That's what it felt like when I 287 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,360 walked out. I'm like OK. 288 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,280 Hi. And then he comes, he comes in 289 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,560 and he's giving me all this stuff. 290 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,640 He got me a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. 291 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,760 I've only seen this man once before and the session didn't 292 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,920 even end. Like it was cut off. 293 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,320 So it was really odd. But he got me that he got me a 294 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,880 book. He he wrote me a song, he wrote 295 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,600 me a poem, made me a Valentine's Day card. 296 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,760 Freaking adorable was a lot. But he also invited me to New 297 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,480 York. Like he was just, he really, 298 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,480 really likes me. He said he's going to come back. 299 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,640 That was the second time he's been here and he says I'm coming 300 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,280 back next week, so we'll see. That is so cool. 301 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,160 I was actually going to pull up the e-mail that he sent and he 302 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,880 talked. Yeah, he said he sent a song to 303 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,360 you. He. 304 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,720 Did he really did. And he said to me, he's like, 305 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,760 Liv is so cool and laid back. I love her spirit. 306 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,000 Oh. That's really sweet. 307 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,880 And that's sweet. Yeah. 308 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:42,520 So he used to see Dalia on occasion and then he kind of 309 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,400 became obsessed with Dalia. I can see that. 310 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,480 You can see me once you know. I don't know Dalia, but. 311 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,080 Yeah, I can. See him really falling really 312 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,440 fast for people. He reminds Dalia, reminds me of 313 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,040 you, you know, brunette, same kind of eyes. 314 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,760 You know, you have certain aspects about your your face and 315 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,760 your features and and how you act that are very similar. 316 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:09,359 And yeah, it's pretty interesting with him because he 317 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,880 was just so tight. He does. 318 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,040 He does have a type. So anywho, I thought it was 319 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,520 sweet. Yeah, then I got that ABDL 320 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,480 diaper leopard. Oh, you did? 321 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,720 Yeah. You saw that the other day. 322 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,440 You saw him the other day. Yeah, and he didn't bring very 323 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,400 much of anything. He didn't have his powder, he 324 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,720 didn't have his baby food, but he said he had a whole nursery 325 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,920 at home. I was like, we should have been 326 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,760 more prepared. Right. 327 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,400 You know, but he brought like 8 different diapers, which thank 328 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,480 God because there was oil involved so my hands were all 329 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,080 oily. So I kept messing up the sticky 330 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,280 parts of the diaper, which was kind of annoying. 331 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,120 But I was like thank God you brought your own diaper because 332 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,440 I messed up this one. And it was his favorite one too. 333 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,040 He was like, this one's my favorite and I was. 334 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,560 Like next time just break out the duct tape, the duct tape in 335 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,760 the cap. I know it feels a little bit, 336 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,880 yeah, industrial, but wouldn't you put duct tape on your baby's 337 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,200 diaper? Be like, no, I'll just switch it 338 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,680 off because have you ever got like? 339 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,640 You know. Duct tape stuck to your skin and 340 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,120 it stayed there for too long and get a little rash. 341 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:12,000 True, true. Yeah, I just, I wanted to make 342 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,680 sure that he felt comfortable that not feeling like somebody 343 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,240 just. Duct tape. 344 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,840 To his body. There's Mia's explanation of 345 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,160 things. Oh yeah, She said to put duct 346 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,040 tape on it. I got a rash later but it's OK. 347 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,480 Yeah, I don't need to keep powder in the room for moments 348 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,760 like when they forget their stuff. 349 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:37,480 So you read him a book. You know I wrote the author to 350 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,360 those, the one who wrote it. I can't even pronounce the name 351 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,280 of the person who wrote it, but it's Brenda's Barber. 352 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,520 No, Brenda's Beaver and it's a Barber. 353 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,760 Was that not fucking hilarious? Yeah, she's like, this isn't a 354 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,280 kids book. I said no, it's an ABDL book. 355 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,600 And he started laughing. Look, it is. 356 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,560 It was like, Oh my Lord, I'm just, it's just a, a cute little 357 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,960 book and it makes it fun for an adult as well. 358 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,760 It really is adorable. So anyone who hasn't seen it, 359 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,920 they should go look at it in YouTube, yeah? 360 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,120 YouTube, they got it voiced over. 361 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,000 It's really cute. Yeah, I thought about just 362 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,600 reading it on the podcast as well. 363 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,000 Don't you have to get permission? 364 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,160 For that, well, if I got paid and because I don't get paid on 365 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,720 the podcast, OK. Cool. 366 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,720 Thank you. Yes. 367 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,600 See, you're not benefiting from it, you're just reading. 368 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,240 A story, exactly. That's all it. 369 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,640 Is people read Green Eggs and Ham? 370 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,240 There you go, Sam. I am all right. 371 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,880 So again, it's been fun. Always. 372 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,240 Always. I like that. 373 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,680 You know, we should do an episode where we talk totally 374 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,040 talk British the entire time. We need to have little tea cups 375 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,080 with our pinkies. Out we do. 376 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,440 We do. Yeah. 377 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,680 Soon. I'll probably get a little 378 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,560 Australian in there. That is Australian. 379 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,480 I know I keep always. I would venture off that way. 380 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,920 That's funny. Go to Sydney. 381 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,160 We're not going to call it British, we're just going to say 382 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,720 we're going to have an accent. I'll have to guess what it is. 383 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,960 You you haven't been to Australia yet? 384 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,960 Maybe one day. Yeah, I would like to go. 385 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,520 Yeah, Charles says he could live there. 386 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,440 He loves it, absolutely loves it. 387 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,440 It's very cool. There's a show on Netflix and 388 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,560 it's called Instant Hotel and it's where people actually turn 389 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:27,520 their houses into 8 Airbnb's and then they're judged on how well 390 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,160 they do it and it's a really cool show, I love it. 391 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,280 Is it in Australia? Yeah, it's based in Australia. 392 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,040 I didn't. Say that for you, you're just 393 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,800 like, yeah, yeah, Australia. Well then I watch this TV show. 394 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,440 Yeah. I love your transition there, 395 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:46,360 fuck. You Liv fuck you only later, 396 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:50,600 guys. Yeah, so they so there's 397 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:56,080 Australia Outback and then there's very tropical Australia 398 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,360 that they have and then they have the beach Australia by 399 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,280 Sydney. So they have several kind of 400 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,080 aspects of, you know, their tropical and their desert and 401 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,640 that kind of thing. But it's really it's very cool 402 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,640 it's a neat place I I'd love to go one day. 403 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,240 Well, let's. Plan a trip. 404 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,040 We can plan a trip, but you know, you haven't been to Europe 405 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:22,120 yet, so I think we can do double S Yeah, you need to go to 406 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,960 Europe. You need to go and experience 407 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,600 that. I would. 408 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,440 Love to I. Don't care where I go, I just 409 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,360 want to go, yes, you know. Well, I don't care if we go 410 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,000 above the Mason Dixon line. I got to finish paying off my 411 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,800 roof once my roof is paid off. Yeah. 412 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400 Be you, me. She was. 413 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,800 On the road, well, I got, I got things I got to do too, but. 414 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,960 And the boys, too. Long because we're not young 415 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,920 forever. It's very true. 416 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,520 But we can make a three-year plan. 417 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,720 Yeah, Yeah, we can do that. Most definitely. 418 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,040 Yeah, you, me and the boys the. Men. 419 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,360 The men, Well, you call yours a man. 420 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,920 I call mine the boy. He's a little boy. 421 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,840 Well, Matt knows that's OK. They say goodbye. 422 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,480 They were like they were saying cheers to the Patriots. 423 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,520 Alright, so until then, this concludes an episode of. 424 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080 Call me Mistress.