1 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:24,090 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mr. Smea's Dungeon. 2 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:28,050 I'm your Hostess, Mr. Smea, and you know I've got the Barbie. 3 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:32,250 All right, so Barbie, we are going to do 3. 4 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:37,400 We're we're, we're not going to get through it and. 5 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,320 We're going to lock in, don't worry. 6 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,120 Look bitch, we might have to do a part three at some point. 7 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,320 And 5:00. And 6:00 and 7:00. 8 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,440 OK Barbie, so today we're going to talk about fucking stalkers. 9 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,240 You love it. I like seeing you. 10 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,960 All right, we're going to do it now. 11 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,680 I will say this about kinky. Now. 12 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,520 Do you remember a couple weeks ago when we had this old man and 13 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,200 you had him bent over on the Gurney and we had to pull the 14 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:20,040 trash can up to his asshole? Now we talked about this, OK, 15 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,880 because you're so loud and crazy. 16 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,000 My dogs have just accepted it. At this point you don't even 17 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,880 phase them anymore. Good. 18 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,960 OK, desensitizing them. They're all just like, yeah, 19 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,360 yeah, OK. That man traumatized me. 20 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,920 He. Did and the interesting thing of 21 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,360 it was I blocked him again on everything you've had to. 22 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,720 Block him a few. Times, several times and several 23 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,000 phone calls and blah blah blah. You know, I've dealt with a lot 24 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,200 of fucking shit in the last two months. 25 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,960 I can tell you this a. Lot of shit from him 26 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,640 specifically. Actually, yes, indeed, on every 27 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,600 level. Literal shit, literal all over 28 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,800 the floor. Yes. 29 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:02,520 So Needless to say, he contacted me and he's like, yes, this is 30 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,320 so. And so I'm contacting you again. 31 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,759 Can I come see you? And I said, look, we've had this 32 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:12,200 conversation. You directly fired him. 33 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,920 You weren't even like haha maybe you can't come back. 34 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,240 You were like you were disgusting. 35 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:16,840 I hate you. Leave. 36 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,320 Pretty much, I said. Nobody wants to see. 37 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,520 You. No one does. 38 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:26,240 So he got really creative. Now Ruby Red, she has a 39 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,080 brilliant website. I'm going to post it on our 40 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,920 website. So if anyone wants to see it, 41 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:36,080 she's traveling right now to, I want to say 6 states. 42 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,280 So she's going like Texas, New York, like she's going all over 43 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:45,040 right now and she's doing Dom work and she's incredible, 44 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,120 great, great girl. And so he thought, oh, I'm going 45 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,120 to contact her and see if she'll see me. 46 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,600 So at the same time, he messaged me and when he got my response 47 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,720 of no, we're done. We've had this conversation. 48 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,280 He writes Ruby and then Ruby in turn. 49 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,280 She screenshots the conversation. 50 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,120 Because you already told Ruby we fired him. 51 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,120 Yes, I told her she was actually here the other day. 52 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah, and she did a fantasy Friday. 53 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,920 She did it with that whore Al. Oh, nice. 54 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,360 And I'm going to be posting that this coming Friday. 55 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:25,440 So Needless to say, Ruby tells me. 56 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,240 Yeah, look what he said. And when I read it, it said 57 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,320 yeah, Mia said that nobody wants to see me. 58 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,720 Not you, not Barbie, not anybody. 59 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,280 Is that true? And Ruby was like, yeah, I hate 60 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:44,400 you too. Ruby's response was, you know, 61 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,360 you need to deal and go through Mia and quite truthfully, I 62 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,360 don't have an interest in seeing you either. 63 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,000 She was not lying to you about that. 64 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,640 I don't have an interest. It's not worth it. 65 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:58,160 It's not worth it, exactly. He doesn't disclose like what 66 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,040 he's going to do because I think he, I think he should on us on 67 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,960 purpose. Oh. 100%. 68 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,760 Because it wasn't just a little. Poop no. 69 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,400 It was like I'm pushing this out of my ass. 70 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:13,440 Oh yeah, so funny thing. So he kept messaging me, and 71 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,120 then he kept messaging Ruby. So I finally screenshot the 72 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,640 conversation between him and Ruby and I said you want to do 73 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:24,760 this bitch? OK So I called him, well like he 74 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,720 is. He is a fucking pussy. 75 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,720 He didn't answer. He didn't answer the phone. 76 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,080 So what I did was I called him and I left a voicemail to him 77 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,880 and I said listen you little fucking cockroach, I know where 78 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,880 you live. I will come and harass you. 79 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,680 I'll tell your coworkers. I'll tell anybody on your 80 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,960 fucking Facebook about your bullshit. 81 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:51,120 Yeah, don't fuck with me, right? Yes, we were just having this 82 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,640 conversation before the podcast. We were talking about other 83 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,400 stuff. Don't fuck with people who have 84 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,200 your cardinal secrets. Like if someone has a secret 85 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,840 that can ruin your life, don't fuck with them. 86 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,400 Right 'cause like. If you fuck with them too hard, 87 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,040 what's going to stop them from turning on and going? 88 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,280 Now your church knows you like it in the ass. 89 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,520 Now your grandkids have seen you stretched asshole on Facebook. 90 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:21,880 Are we happy? I wouldn't go that long, but 91 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:27,680 seriously it it's just beyond the length of petty and what you 92 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,600 know he has done at this. Point like wants to see a pro 93 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,720 Dom, he needs manners because at this point he's pissed off every 94 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,480 pro Dom that works in this dungeon and that's like what, 95 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,960 probably 5-6 of us? Yeah. 96 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,480 That's you know, they're like pro doms in our area already 97 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,640 aren't that common to successfully piss off 5 or 6. 98 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,840 It's crazy work. Like. 99 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:54,000 Just go somewhere else. So you want me to tell you about 100 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,680 someone else that kind of pissed me off, yeah. 101 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,160 I'm getting the tea, I go to Mia's house and before we even 102 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,880 turn on the thing, there's like 30 minutes of debriefing we have 103 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,760 to do. Briefing of me is Oh my God, 104 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,360 it's. So true. 105 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,400 Pissed you off. I want to. 106 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,480 Know. All right, so you know the 107 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,760 lovely person we've talked about out of Virginia. 108 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,160 Oh yeah. OK, so he contacted me nine 109 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,560 months ago and we kind of started a baseline friendship. 110 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,320 He loved the podcast. He's the one who left me the 111 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,160 negative review and the positive. 112 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,960 Review Has he contacted you since last time we talked? 113 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,440 No, because this is what happened. 114 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,200 So the so the listeners will understand what happened. 115 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,440 I'll just give them the brief back story. 116 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,920 But he liked the podcast. He would write emails. 117 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:46,040 We told everybody, we told the listeners included about his 118 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,040 life. I never made fun of this poor 119 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:52,760 man because I said, you know, he has gone through great lengths, 120 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,760 spent thousands of dollars. Gave us permission to do so. 121 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,160 Very much so. Thank you for bringing that up. 122 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:03,520 So we basically acknowledged all of these things in his life that 123 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,920 have gone wrong. In the meantime, things begin to 124 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,040 escalate further when he tells me that, you know, he was my 125 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,600 soul mate and blah blah blah he. Reached out to me saying stuff 126 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,200 like that not about me, but about. 127 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,720 You about me, I. Love you on the podcast Mia. 128 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,840 I'm in love with her. I love Mia so much. 129 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,920 And see, I told him, I said, look, I fell in love with my 130 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,520 husband the first night we met. Like he and I had an instant 131 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,000 connection. You know, he didn't want to 132 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,200 leave. I mean, it was it was just 133 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,280 kismet. Honestly, it was great. 134 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:40,000 And to this day, it hurts me physically when we're not 135 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 together. I, I hate being apart from him, 136 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,880 you know, And so for this man who I don't know, I, I've seen 137 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,200 pictures of him. I've seen him on video briefly. 138 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,120 Never met him in person. He is a little older than me, 139 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,640 but, you know, he's been married. 140 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,200 He. I don't know if he's still with 141 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,840 his wife. I didn't even know, honestly, 142 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,760 what truth he was telling me. And what was, you know, made-up. 143 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,920 Made-up. Yeah. 144 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,200 You know, he told me that both of his children had were on the 145 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,760 spectrum. One was higher functioning, 1 146 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,720 wasn't. Then he tells me out of the blue 147 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:20,600 that I need to give him more attention because his whole 148 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,120 situation is his. He's living with his brother. 149 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,880 And this is not one of your submissives. 150 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,800 Right. Not at all. 151 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,640 So this guy, I did go on his Facebook and I went on there 152 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:37,159 after he told me that his brother who just left his wife, 153 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:41,840 he was living in his brother's apartment sleeping on his sofa 154 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,280 bed, that his brother has cancer now. 155 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,920 And, you know, his life is just, it sounds horrible, like he made 156 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,840 things sound bad. And then at the same time, I was 157 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,000 like, OK, I'm going to go on Facebook, you know, blah, blah, 158 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,880 blah. I go on Facebook. 159 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,160 His brother just got engaged. His brother is healthy and 160 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,520 happy. Just had a vacation in Cabo. 161 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,000 He doesn't even live in the same state. 162 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,200 He lives in a totally different state. 163 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,120 So it's like, OK, did he really even leave his wife? 164 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,640 Yeah, he's lying. He's lying completely. 165 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,120 Yeah. And you know, my thing of it is 166 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,200 I don't care if he left his wife. 167 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,800 I don't care. But that tells me that he only 168 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,440 told me that because he's thinking his in his mind. 169 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,320 Well, maybe there's a chance for us. 170 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,600 You know, and I, I've said this repeatedly. 171 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,080 I wasn't even going to bring this up on the the podcast. 172 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:35,920 I. Didn't want to give him the 173 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,680 validation. I didn't want to give him any 174 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:42,080 validation because initially I thought, OK, this is a potential 175 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,680 client. It was OK because I would meet 176 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:52,040 him as such and we would do a simple BDSM scene, whatever. 177 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:58,520 And Needless to say, it didn't turn into that because he told 178 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,520 me, Mia, you're right, I'm a little obsessed. 179 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:05,000 I can't see you clearly. This is the issue. 180 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,360 He. Didn't just say he couldn't see 181 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,120 you. He said I couldn't see you 182 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,760 because they were going to meet and do a session in a hotel I 183 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,200 believe. And he was like, I can't see you 184 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,520 because you won't leave. What? 185 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,520 Yeah. So you leave basically. 186 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,840 No, no, he was saying. Because I wouldn't let you leave 187 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,280 or something weird like that. It was weird. 188 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,440 Whatever he did, say it. Was a little scary. 189 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,720 Just a wee bit. And then at the same time, in 190 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,800 this conversation, he told me that he was seriously, you know, 191 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:41,600 threatened and jealous of Charles, you know, and you know, 192 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,240 Charles is, is here a lot, you know, he comes here to see me. 193 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,680 And, you know, I adore him. He adores me, you know. 194 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,160 But Charles also puts in the work. 195 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,560 He does. Charles isn't crying in the 196 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,800 ground going look at me, give me an engine. 197 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,400 Yeah, Charles is very honest with you. 198 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,600 Very much so. Very much so. 199 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,040 But ultimately, you know, because I said what I said in 200 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:10,000 honesty and I have never tried to, you know, create some type 201 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,280 of illusion of any sort to this person. 202 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,920 He got pissed and he wrote me this hate mail and he's like, 203 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:20,360 fuck you, you fucking cunt. And then I was like, wow, OK. 204 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,200 So the pendulum swung from being obsessed to hatred. 205 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,040 Oh my God, it's crazy. And I'm like, God, can we say 206 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,240 fucking Ted Bundy? Like what the fuck was that? 207 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,880 I know. I remember before y'all was 208 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,240 falling out, you were describing him to me and you're like, isn't 209 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,320 that fun? And I was like me? 210 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,200 That's so scary. He's like, look at him, he's 211 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,760 saying he's obsessed with me and I'm like me, I'd cry if a man 212 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,040 was consistently texting me messages going I love you, we're 213 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,360 soul mates, I want to be with you. 214 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,920 We should meet up. I'd be like, I'd be like so 215 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,480 scared. I think all the police. 216 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,080 I thought it was endearing. At first I thought it was. 217 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,040 Sweet. Me and you're. 218 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,680 Very different creatures. Very. 219 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,320 Different on that aspect, but sexually it seems like we're 220 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,640 very compatible. On agreeable, Yeah, sorry, 221 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:08,520 Dalton. So at the same time on all of 222 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,080 this, I will say that. So after I escalated and I 223 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,000 blocked him on everything, you know, he started calling me and 224 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,720 texting me and you know, and this was bullshit because, you 225 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,720 know, he's an hour ahead of me and I was getting like 5:00 AM 226 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,640 messages and calls. That's still 6:00 AM for him. 227 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,520 It's still pretty early. It's still early. 228 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,240 And I said, look, you've taken advantage of the fact that I've 229 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,320 given you my number. You have to stop. 230 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:34,520 It's done. So after that, after he created 231 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:40,040 a podcast, then he gets pissed off, he deletes his podcast, and 232 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,040 you know, it's basically a fuck you to me. 233 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,080 Podcast just like Impress. He was crazy. 234 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,560 He deleted it. I mean, he did, you know, like 7 235 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,200 plus episodes, you know, He put the time and effort into it, you 236 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,960 know, so and I sent him a microphone just to be nice to 237 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,760 help him get his first start, you know? 238 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,120 So. But he licked it. 239 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,200 OK, let's not get too crazy there, Barbie. 240 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:12,040 But he suckled on it to get all the Me A flavor out of there. 241 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,360 So after that, so I didn't hear any more from him and then like 242 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,880 four days later now, meanwhile, he told me what he likes 243 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,760 specifically, OK? He told me it was this, this and 244 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,040 this, all in the order. OK, all of a sudden I get this 245 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,480 e-mail from this guy named Eric Fairchild. 246 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,520 That doesn't sound made-up at all, does it? 247 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,040 None. It couldn't be like, you know, 248 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,680 Roger Smith or something really generic and not as attractive. 249 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,120 So Eric proceeds to write me and tells me exactly what it is he 250 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,840 likes exactly in the same order that this other guy did. 251 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,360 So, you know, he goes on to say, oh, are you going to stop in 252 00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:00,800 Virginia? You know, and I heard, I heard 253 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,720 the podcast, are you in mourning? 254 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,760 You know, that that your friend. Oh I didn't. 255 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:11,120 I missed out on this part. I got to back up Barbie. 256 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,760 Fuck. I'll tell him real quick. 257 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,680 So in between him making this fake identity and basically him 258 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:22,200 and me having this falling out, he texted me up from his account 259 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:27,480 going, this is his daughter, he killed himself and you were in 260 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,960 his phone as his therapist. Like, I just wanted to talk to 261 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,000 you. Like if you found your dad dead, 262 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,200 you're not going through his phone and texting his therapist. 263 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,720 You know what I mean? So and Mia never spoke about 264 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,800 this on the podcast or told anybody. 265 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:44,200 So when Eric Fairchild comes through and is like, are you in 266 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,840 mourning me? It's like mourning what? 267 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,320 I never said anybody was dead. How would you know? 268 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,480 Exactly. Exactly. 269 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:58,000 And then on fat life, supposedly his daughter went on his 270 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,760 lifestyle account, you know? Because that's the first thing 271 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,720 I'm doing. If I find my dad, dad, I'm going 272 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,280 to go and see if he has a fat life account and. 273 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,320 You're going to post. This I'm going to post from it. 274 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,480 Yeah, that my dad killed himself. 275 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,480 Yeah, fuck you, Mia. But that is a really like, I 276 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:20,040 hate to say it, but that is a really like common thing for 277 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,160 like you see that a lot with like, I don't know you the the 278 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,280 jokes I hear a lot are older guys do that to younger girls to 279 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,120 manipulate them. Like if you leave me when I kill 280 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,360 myself and then they'll text you being like so and so is dead now 281 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 it's your. Fault. 282 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:39,400 Oh God. OK, well you know my. 283 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:44,160 Pants. Very nice. 284 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,400 It's over. You don't have to deal with them 285 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,160 anymore. Yeah, you know, and the thing of 286 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:51,120 it is I don't wish him ill will at all. 287 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:51,600 I really. Don't. 288 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,760 But he needs help. He needs a therapist and maybe 289 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,760 to do some inner reflection. Yeah, you know, I know he's on 290 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,280 medication. I know he has obviously a 291 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,560 psychological disorder but, and I wasn't going to get into this 292 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,040 about it, but my thing of it is it's been a rough couple of 293 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,640 months having to deal with that bullshit along with. 294 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,280 Actually, when you're not in a relationship with somebody, 295 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:22,120 having someone demanding that level of intimacy from you and 296 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,160 also mislabeling it in a way that makes you uncomfortable, 297 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,960 it's draining. Like, you know, I have this 298 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,040 person that I know in like our community that like is convinced 299 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,880 we're friends, but I've met him twice. 300 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,920 I don't talk to him. He's texted me like once or 301 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,680 twice on Instagram and he'll he'll go around going, Oh my 302 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,760 gosh, hi, it's so nice to see you. 303 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,680 And like tell people like introduce people to me and be 304 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,840 like, oh, this is my friend. And I'm like, you don't know me. 305 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,640 So I get that frustration of having him being like, we're 306 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,960 soul mates and you're like, I don't know you. 307 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,720 That's what I tried to, to really clarify with him because, 308 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,160 you know, I say to people, I'm very transparent, but what they 309 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,960 hear on the podcast is just the podcast. 310 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,839 And I'm joking. I'm I can be an absolute. 311 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,720 Idiot not to ruin the fantasy like what we talk about is 312 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,440 curated, you know, we talk about what we're going to talk about 313 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,839 beforehand. You're not just, it's not a spy 314 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:22,240 camera that this not just a like a conversation we'd be having 315 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,680 just normally, I mean, some of it is. 316 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,000 But like I was going to say, a lot of it is how actually. 317 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,840 The conversations are worse. They are through this we 318 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,640 actually have. To start a Patreon and if you 319 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,000 want to hear the worst one, kidding. 320 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,640 That is going to happen, you realize that, right? 321 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:44,480 I got it. That is going to happen, you 322 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:50,840 know, but anywho, you know, I've had my, my bouts of dealing 323 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,600 with, with people that have mental health illness. 324 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,480 I mean, I used to do that for a living. 325 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,520 I, I worked in mental health for a number of years. 326 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:07,160 I went to school for psychology with a lot of issues and I I 327 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,920 just, I saw the worst of the worst for a lot of people and I 328 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920 hate that for him and I hate it for a lot of people. 329 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,720 He's probably sick and probably needs some some help, but you 330 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,360 know what? It's not your responsibility. 331 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,240 It's not. And like I said, you know, the 332 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,800 the dark side of going back and saying these nasty, horrible 333 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,520 things to me and then this Eric Fairchild wanted to set 334 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,960 something up with me. So that's how you're going to 335 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,400 get skinned alive. Thank you, thank you. 336 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,760 He doesn't realize. A FaceTime from you and it would 337 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,240 just be him wearing your skin or. 338 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,200 Something Buffalo Bill. Fuck me. 339 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:40,920 Jesus. Well, that. 340 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,120 Let's let's get back to what we were doing on this spot. 341 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,320 No, no, no. We're already in too deep. 342 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,240 But I will tell you this. I had another star stalker at 343 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,560 some point, Barbie. Oh, God. 344 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,760 But this was right before I got married. 345 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,680 And you know, the thing of it is, I was in my 20s and I tell 346 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,480 you this all the time when when you're in your 20s, you do 347 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,200 stupid things. Can't relate but. 348 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:07,040 I'm kidding. So I had this guy, and I met him 349 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,240 on AOL in the chat room. You know, this is when the 350 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,120 Internet came out before you were born. 351 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:19,520 And he ultimately hacked into an account, got my address and 352 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,360 information. And one day he calls me from my 353 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:29,120 landline or to my landline. And he had, you know, I had no 354 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,720 clue, but I didn't even give him my personal phone number. 355 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,480 Yeah. And he shows up and it's 9:00 at 356 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,640 night, you know, calls me. Oh, my God. 357 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,480 And the thing of it is he's like, hey, come outside. 358 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,960 And that's some. Horror movie stuff. 359 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,560 Well, you know, and at the time I lived in this townhouse, I was 360 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,480 by myself and everything else. And I thought, oh, why not? 361 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,000 I'm going to go outside with the strange man who's stalking me. 362 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,560 Yeah. And so I did, and then we went 363 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,360 to his work because he owned a business and it was dark and 364 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,000 scary and he could have fucking killed me, but instead I fucked 365 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,200 him on his desk and then he took me back home. 366 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,560 Mia, I'm. In too deep at this. 367 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,280 Point I literally stopped talking to a guy the other day 368 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:17,320 because he knew me, my fat name and I had never given him my fat 369 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,000 life. I was like you don't know me as 370 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,080 Barbie, you know me as my real name. 371 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,840 How the fuck do you know me as Barbie? 372 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,960 Literally. And that's not even stalking. 373 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,040 Yeah, I was very carefree and yeah, I fucked my stalking. 374 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:37,280 Inhibitions to the wind. Inhibitions all the way, but you 375 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,840 know, we're going to do the BDSM test on a whole other episode 376 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,480 we're going to. Have to do this right? 377 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,400 You're you're tired. I'm tired. 378 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,760 We need to stop for a second because we had to take a call 379 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,840 and it's raining. I'm in like PJ's and the couch 380 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,160 is, I'm on the couch with all of her dogs. 381 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,960 So it's warm. The lighting's low and she's 382 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,640 probably on the phone like 10 minutes and I'm I fell asleep. 383 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,600 So if my energy dropped, I took a nap. 384 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,840 Not going to lie to you guys. I just say your name twice. 385 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,320 Barbie, Barbie, I was ignoring how I wanted to sleep in. 386 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,160 Liar. But you know, I think, like I 387 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,440 said, I, I think you have your, your head on your shoulders 388 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,400 about everything. Like you're really smart about a 389 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:28,920 lot of things and a good head on your shoulders to. 390 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,920 Trying to make like good decisions, like like being young 391 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:36,280 and not knowing how to do it is I just, I try to like really 392 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,680 take my time with like decisions because I from what I've learned 393 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,680 from like friends and like peers and my parents and stuff, just 394 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,240 like watching people. Because I never necessarily had 395 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,120 anybody like tell me how to do things. 396 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:53,080 But like, yeah, I just, I noticed the big cause of a lot 397 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,560 of stuff is just rushing into it. 398 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,560 And just like, you know, I don't know how to explain it. 399 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,800 Just like going too quick, like growing up too fast or trying to 400 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,360 get through things. Because I knew kids that their 401 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,840 life goals, like, oh, I want to, I want to grow up, I want to get 402 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,160 married, I want to have kids. And they'll do it all really 403 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,640 quick. And then they're 26, you know, 404 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,400 divorced with three kids, you know, stuff like that, which 405 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,880 there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not the life I want to 406 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,440 live. I hopefully my goal is to only 407 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:24,680 get married once in my life. So true, so true. 408 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,600 You know, we'll see where the road takes you honestly. 409 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,960 We'll see, We'll see. I'm on a slow and steady path. 410 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,360 Sorry to anyone who's ever flirted with me. 411 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,680 I am so like, I'm so unflirty. It's so weird. 412 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,320 Like all the stuff I do, I'm not a, I'm not a good flirt. 413 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,600 Well, I'm going to tell you something. 414 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:51,760 We had a gentleman who came the other night to see me over the 415 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,440 weekend, actually, and he's such a sweet person. 416 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:01,000 He's into adult baby. Yeah, You know, And he told me 417 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,280 that he saw you and talked with you at, I believe, two parties 418 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,880 ago. I wasn't the last party, but two 419 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,680 parties ago. The. 420 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,960 Young One. Yes, yes, he's fucking adorable. 421 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,480 I just. I want to eat him up. 422 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,880 I love him, but he says, you know, I talked to Barbie. 423 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,120 He's like, I know that she's working the party. 424 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,280 I really like her. I don't want to appear to be 425 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,800 pushy or like an asshole. I try to gauge things. 426 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:33,200 Well, you know, but he admires you quite a bit. 427 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,120 He really likes you and I'm. Like a deer, if you move too 428 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,960 quick, I'll freak out. I'm not kidding. 429 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,520 But, you know, he said that he, he picks up on social cues and 430 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,320 you know, he, he just didn't want to make you feel awkward. 431 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,880 He said, you know, he's he's 24. He's a virgin. 432 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,800 Yeah. And I told him, I said I want to 433 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,680 get you laid. I lost my virginity late. 434 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,960 I lost it at I lost it late 2022 and my birthday is early 2023. 435 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,560 So like I lost it close to 23 years old. 436 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,320 It hasn't been long for me. But I mean, that's that's what 437 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,000 I'm saying. I'm a slow and steady person, 438 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,280 you know. Yeah, takes me a while to get to 439 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,960 things. OK, whatever happens, happens. 440 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:20,840 Right, we're going now. I was going to say you. 441 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,160 Would take the lost your virginity like at 20/21/21. 442 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200 Yeah. So I mean, yeah. 443 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,000 Yeah, I was. I'll get there. 444 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,360 Give me what, 35 years? I'm kidding. 445 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,400 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 446 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,200 You know my thing too. I I wanted to wait for love. 447 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,560 I really did and I didn't. Just love. 448 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:45,360 I waited for like, like safety almost just like I waited till I 449 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,440 found a guy that made me feel safe and respected and that I 450 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,400 felt like I could be a like could be a friend of mine. 451 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,720 And that's what happened. I'm still friends with him. 452 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,360 Like we never got together, but he was my lover for like a year 453 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,320 and a half and whenever we're still great friends, he's one of 454 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,240 my best friends. But like that's what I was 455 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,840 waiting for like because I was never a big stickler on marriage 456 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,440 or love. It was more of like security, 457 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,680 like I just want to make sure that who I'm sleeping with isn't 458 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,600 just wanting to take my V card and run. 459 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,600 Like I don't want it to be something like something he gets 460 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,600 off on or some like asshole who doesn't care about my pleasure. 461 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,960 I'd be interviewing the fuck out of these guys. 462 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,760 So, so I had one of my family members, they came to live with 463 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,640 me because you mentioned this and it's kind of like it 464 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,120 resonates with me, you know, about feeling special and that 465 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,120 kind of thing. Well, she was in a very strict 466 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,560 religious household. I mean, you can relate to this. 467 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,640 But she didn't lose her virginity until she was 25 years 468 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,600 old, almost almost 26. And when she came here, I was 469 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,440 like, look, you need to look for a partner that is just like you, 470 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,800 a geek, somebody who likes photography, someone who likes 471 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,200 to do, you know, nature walks. And you need to, if you're 472 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,920 looking for a partner, that's what you need to do. 473 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,360 And I said, but what happens is a lot of times we have a 474 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,240 tendency to marry either our mother or our father. 475 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,840 And so she started seeing this one guy she just met. 476 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,960 And I was like, don't waste your time with that. 477 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,440 The guy is, yeah, he's self-centered. 478 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,080 He focuses. On the biggest thing that puts 479 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,960 me off any guy, it's true, try to skip the fun part. 480 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,760 The fun part is the banter and getting to know each other and 481 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,160 building that. The fun part for me isn't just 482 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,720 fucking so like when guys like try to like jump are really, I'm 483 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,800 going to say anybody If even girls try to jump straight into 484 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,920 meeting me to like try to take me to the bedroom. 485 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,720 I don't know why it freaks me out. 486 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,200 I'm just like, because to me I'm like, you don't like me, you 487 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,800 just want to fuck and that's fine for some people. 488 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,440 I'm just not that kind of way really. 489 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320 But I like I said, I I've had sex with like my friends because 490 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,920 I like at least being friends with somebody. 491 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,560 You know what I mean? Like I don't know how to explain 492 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,360 it. Look, some form of connection. 493 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,560 It doesn't have to be love, it doesn't have to be romance. 494 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,320 It just has to be like, not a stranger sometimes. 495 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,560 Well, it sounds like an emotional connection. 496 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,520 You need some time barring. Barring sexy guy that was, that 497 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,280 was out of character for me. Yeah, that was. 498 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,360 We were all properly shocked that happened. 499 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,080 Yes, I'm sure. Well, you know, ultimately so. 500 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,000 So this chick, you know, I set her up with somebody who was. 501 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,760 Yeah, who was great think. You've told me about this. 502 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,200 Before, Yeah, yeah. And so I set her up with 503 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,080 somebody and you know, she lost her virginity at Christmas. 504 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,760 Later you tried to set him up with me exactly. 505 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,160 And what exactly what we're talking about happened. 506 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,600 He wasn't rude at all or trying to like force me to do anything. 507 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,160 I'm not saying that but I get so spooked off so easily. 508 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,640 The second I picked up it was a setup I could not relax. 509 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,600 Like anxiety through the roof. Like if you're ever trying to 510 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,880 set me up with something you cannot tell me. 511 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,600 If I'm aware it's a setup, I'm going to lose it like I can't. 512 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400 Function. God, I know you're terrible. 513 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,960 Crazy. Is that like you're saying 514 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,520 Someone Like You like with her? I. 515 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,960 Presented so insane while I was a virgin that people would not 516 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,680 believe me. I was, I would wear like full 517 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,880 latex open harnesses, like I had my nipples pierced, colorful 518 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,280 hair, like I looked like a dominatrix walking around. 519 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,480 And then like, you know, people would just start talking to me 520 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,880 and I'd be like, oh, I'm, I'm a virgin. 521 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,400 And they'd be like, no, the fuck you're not like you know how I 522 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,040 dress now. It's just sluttier then yes. 523 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,320 So. Holy fuck. 524 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,200 No, there was this. The top I lost my virginity in 525 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,920 is an open face leather corset that just all my boob is out, 526 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,040 like it's under and over boob. And I like wore it down. 527 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,880 Like I wore it downtown for something and then the guy was 528 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,800 like, do you want to come hang out? 529 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,360 I was like, sure. And it's like really funny that 530 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,440 I was like a virgin dressing like, Oh my God, that was a 531 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,160 proper virgin whore. It was weird. 532 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,040 You got that one skirt and God forbid you wear shorts or undies 533 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,360 or something that doesn't even look like that's my. 534 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,560 Wannies skirt. It's crazy I see that cheeks. 535 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,080 No, it's because I wear tall shoes. 536 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,600 Whatever you say to. Convince yourself I have now 537 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,960 adopted a pair of nice biker shorts that go right under my 538 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:20,280 butt cheek, so when I wear my skirt to public, my butt cheek 539 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,680 is not out unless the event calls for that. 540 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,960 All right, Because, you know, God forbid I was. 541 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,080 Dressing like that is a virgin. My mother hasn't seen you 542 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,280 dressed in some of the things you've dressed in, but God 543 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280 forbid she'll say something about. 544 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,040 She's seen me. OK. 545 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,480 Because like when I when I'm doing stuff in the dungeon, I 546 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,680 always, if I if I run into her, I always say hi. 547 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,480 Oh, OK, well, she hadn't said anything, so it can't be that. 548 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,720 Bad. No, I'm not in lingerie, I'm in 549 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,680 a miniskirt. Well. 550 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,960 Clearly, clearly that's true. That's that is true. 551 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,800 Tight miniskirt. Yeah, that's true. 552 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,880 OK, All right. I know some some women who've 553 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,920 worked in the dungeon. She's like oh God, why does she 554 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,040 want to show her navel? Maybe that's why 'cause I don't 555 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,080 show my navel. No, she. 556 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,920 Has a thing with, you know, belly buttons. 557 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,440 It's like I have a little, I have like some cleavage going on 558 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,320 and then I usually have the whole leg, but I always have 559 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,320 like sleeves on and like my stomach's covered. 560 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,720 So maybe that's why. Maybe. 561 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,600 Maybe 'cause it's just like a mini dress, it's nothing. 562 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,920 And it's also never like bodycon. 563 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,200 It's always a little fit and flare. 564 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,560 Cute moment. That's true. 565 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,760 That's true. Or maybe a distractor with my 566 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,280 dazzling personality. Well, you do it up, bitch. 567 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,360 You do it up, girl. All right, Let's call it Barbie. 568 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,560 You ready? Yeah, all. 569 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,200 Right bitches, and may all your fantasies become. 570 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,720 Realities. So Barbie has something very 571 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,280 special she wants to tell everyone. 572 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,760 Yeah, it's. Super special. 573 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,360 Thank you everyone who listens and if you like the podcast you 574 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,280 better rate US five stars and leave a good review or I will 575 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,880 find you and I will get you, you freak.