Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mr. Smea's Dungeon.
I'm your Hostess, Mr. Smea, and you know I've got the Barbie.
All right, so Barbie, we are going to do 3.
We're we're, we're not going to get through it and.
We're going to lock in, don't worry.
Look bitch, we might have to do a part three at some point.
And 5:00. And 6:00 and 7:00.
OK Barbie, so today we're going to talk about fucking stalkers.
You love it. I like seeing you.
All right, we're going to do it now.
I will say this about kinky. Now.
Do you remember a couple weeks ago when we had this old man and
you had him bent over on the Gurney and we had to pull the
trash can up to his asshole? Now we talked about this, OK,
because you're so loud and crazy.
My dogs have just accepted it. At this point you don't even
phase them anymore. Good.
OK, desensitizing them. They're all just like, yeah,
yeah, OK. That man traumatized me.
He. Did and the interesting thing of
it was I blocked him again on everything you've had to.
Block him a few. Times, several times and several
phone calls and blah blah blah. You know, I've dealt with a lot
of fucking shit in the last two months.
I can tell you this a. Lot of shit from him
specifically. Actually, yes, indeed, on every
level. Literal shit, literal all over
the floor. Yes.
So Needless to say, he contacted me and he's like, yes, this is
so. And so I'm contacting you again.
Can I come see you? And I said, look, we've had this
conversation. You directly fired him.
You weren't even like haha maybe you can't come back.
You were like you were disgusting.
I hate you. Leave.
Pretty much, I said. Nobody wants to see.
You. No one does.
So he got really creative. Now Ruby Red, she has a
brilliant website. I'm going to post it on our
website. So if anyone wants to see it,
she's traveling right now to, I want to say 6 states.
So she's going like Texas, New York, like she's going all over
right now and she's doing Dom work and she's incredible,
great, great girl. And so he thought, oh, I'm going
to contact her and see if she'll see me.
So at the same time, he messaged me and when he got my response
of no, we're done. We've had this conversation.
He writes Ruby and then Ruby in turn.
She screenshots the conversation.
Because you already told Ruby we fired him.
Yes, I told her she was actually here the other day.
Yeah, and she did a fantasy Friday.
She did it with that whore Al. Oh, nice.
And I'm going to be posting that this coming Friday.
So Needless to say, Ruby tells me.
Yeah, look what he said. And when I read it, it said
yeah, Mia said that nobody wants to see me.
Not you, not Barbie, not anybody.
Is that true? And Ruby was like, yeah, I hate
you too. Ruby's response was, you know,
you need to deal and go through Mia and quite truthfully, I
don't have an interest in seeing you either.
She was not lying to you about that.
I don't have an interest. It's not worth it.
It's not worth it, exactly. He doesn't disclose like what
he's going to do because I think he, I think he should on us on
purpose. Oh. 100%.
Because it wasn't just a little. Poop no.
It was like I'm pushing this out of my ass.
Oh yeah, so funny thing. So he kept messaging me, and
then he kept messaging Ruby. So I finally screenshot the
conversation between him and Ruby and I said you want to do
this bitch? OK So I called him, well like he
is. He is a fucking pussy.
He didn't answer. He didn't answer the phone.
So what I did was I called him and I left a voicemail to him
and I said listen you little fucking cockroach, I know where
you live. I will come and harass you.
I'll tell your coworkers. I'll tell anybody on your
fucking Facebook about your bullshit.
Yeah, don't fuck with me, right? Yes, we were just having this
conversation before the podcast. We were talking about other
stuff. Don't fuck with people who have
your cardinal secrets. Like if someone has a secret
that can ruin your life, don't fuck with them.
Right 'cause like. If you fuck with them too hard,
what's going to stop them from turning on and going?
Now your church knows you like it in the ass.
Now your grandkids have seen you stretched asshole on Facebook.
Are we happy? I wouldn't go that long, but
seriously it it's just beyond the length of petty and what you
know he has done at this. Point like wants to see a pro
Dom, he needs manners because at this point he's pissed off every
pro Dom that works in this dungeon and that's like what,
probably 5-6 of us? Yeah.
That's you know, they're like pro doms in our area already
aren't that common to successfully piss off 5 or 6.
It's crazy work. Like.
Just go somewhere else. So you want me to tell you about
someone else that kind of pissed me off, yeah.
I'm getting the tea, I go to Mia's house and before we even
turn on the thing, there's like 30 minutes of debriefing we have
to do. Briefing of me is Oh my God,
it's. So true.
Pissed you off. I want to.
Know. All right, so you know the
lovely person we've talked about out of Virginia.
Oh yeah. OK, so he contacted me nine
months ago and we kind of started a baseline friendship.
He loved the podcast. He's the one who left me the
negative review and the positive.
Review Has he contacted you since last time we talked?
No, because this is what happened.
So the so the listeners will understand what happened.
I'll just give them the brief back story.
But he liked the podcast. He would write emails.
We told everybody, we told the listeners included about his
life. I never made fun of this poor
man because I said, you know, he has gone through great lengths,
spent thousands of dollars. Gave us permission to do so.
Very much so. Thank you for bringing that up.
So we basically acknowledged all of these things in his life that
have gone wrong. In the meantime, things begin to
escalate further when he tells me that, you know, he was my
soul mate and blah blah blah he. Reached out to me saying stuff
like that not about me, but about.
You about me, I. Love you on the podcast Mia.
I'm in love with her. I love Mia so much.
And see, I told him, I said, look, I fell in love with my
husband the first night we met. Like he and I had an instant
connection. You know, he didn't want to
leave. I mean, it was it was just
kismet. Honestly, it was great.
And to this day, it hurts me physically when we're not
together. I, I hate being apart from him,
you know, And so for this man who I don't know, I, I've seen
pictures of him. I've seen him on video briefly.
Never met him in person. He is a little older than me,
but, you know, he's been married.
He. I don't know if he's still with
his wife. I didn't even know, honestly,
what truth he was telling me. And what was, you know, made-up.
Made-up. Yeah.
You know, he told me that both of his children had were on the
spectrum. One was higher functioning, 1
wasn't. Then he tells me out of the blue
that I need to give him more attention because his whole
situation is his. He's living with his brother.
And this is not one of your submissives.
Right. Not at all.
So this guy, I did go on his Facebook and I went on there
after he told me that his brother who just left his wife,
he was living in his brother's apartment sleeping on his sofa
bed, that his brother has cancer now.
And, you know, his life is just, it sounds horrible, like he made
things sound bad. And then at the same time, I was
like, OK, I'm going to go on Facebook, you know, blah, blah,
blah. I go on Facebook.
His brother just got engaged. His brother is healthy and
happy. Just had a vacation in Cabo.
He doesn't even live in the same state.
He lives in a totally different state.
So it's like, OK, did he really even leave his wife?
Yeah, he's lying. He's lying completely.
Yeah. And you know, my thing of it is
I don't care if he left his wife.
I don't care. But that tells me that he only
told me that because he's thinking his in his mind.
Well, maybe there's a chance for us.
You know, and I, I've said this repeatedly.
I wasn't even going to bring this up on the the podcast.
I. Didn't want to give him the
validation. I didn't want to give him any
validation because initially I thought, OK, this is a potential
client. It was OK because I would meet
him as such and we would do a simple BDSM scene, whatever.
And Needless to say, it didn't turn into that because he told
me, Mia, you're right, I'm a little obsessed.
I can't see you clearly. This is the issue.
He. Didn't just say he couldn't see
you. He said I couldn't see you
because they were going to meet and do a session in a hotel I
believe. And he was like, I can't see you
because you won't leave. What?
Yeah. So you leave basically.
No, no, he was saying. Because I wouldn't let you leave
or something weird like that. It was weird.
Whatever he did, say it. Was a little scary.
Just a wee bit. And then at the same time, in
this conversation, he told me that he was seriously, you know,
threatened and jealous of Charles, you know, and you know,
Charles is, is here a lot, you know, he comes here to see me.
And, you know, I adore him. He adores me, you know.
But Charles also puts in the work.
He does. Charles isn't crying in the
ground going look at me, give me an engine.
Yeah, Charles is very honest with you.
Very much so. Very much so.
But ultimately, you know, because I said what I said in
honesty and I have never tried to, you know, create some type
of illusion of any sort to this person.
He got pissed and he wrote me this hate mail and he's like,
fuck you, you fucking cunt. And then I was like, wow, OK.
So the pendulum swung from being obsessed to hatred.
Oh my God, it's crazy. And I'm like, God, can we say
fucking Ted Bundy? Like what the fuck was that?
I know. I remember before y'all was
falling out, you were describing him to me and you're like, isn't
that fun? And I was like me?
That's so scary. He's like, look at him, he's
saying he's obsessed with me and I'm like me, I'd cry if a man
was consistently texting me messages going I love you, we're
soul mates, I want to be with you.
We should meet up. I'd be like, I'd be like so
scared. I think all the police.
I thought it was endearing. At first I thought it was.
Sweet. Me and you're.
Very different creatures. Very.
Different on that aspect, but sexually it seems like we're
very compatible. On agreeable, Yeah, sorry,
Dalton. So at the same time on all of
this, I will say that. So after I escalated and I
blocked him on everything, you know, he started calling me and
texting me and you know, and this was bullshit because, you
know, he's an hour ahead of me and I was getting like 5:00 AM
messages and calls. That's still 6:00 AM for him.
It's still pretty early. It's still early.
And I said, look, you've taken advantage of the fact that I've
given you my number. You have to stop.
It's done. So after that, after he created
a podcast, then he gets pissed off, he deletes his podcast, and
you know, it's basically a fuck you to me.
Podcast just like Impress. He was crazy.
He deleted it. I mean, he did, you know, like 7
plus episodes, you know, He put the time and effort into it, you
know, so and I sent him a microphone just to be nice to
help him get his first start, you know?
So. But he licked it.
OK, let's not get too crazy there, Barbie.
But he suckled on it to get all the Me A flavor out of there.
So after that, so I didn't hear any more from him and then like
four days later now, meanwhile, he told me what he likes
specifically, OK? He told me it was this, this and
this, all in the order. OK, all of a sudden I get this
e-mail from this guy named Eric Fairchild.
That doesn't sound made-up at all, does it?
None. It couldn't be like, you know,
Roger Smith or something really generic and not as attractive.
So Eric proceeds to write me and tells me exactly what it is he
likes exactly in the same order that this other guy did.
So, you know, he goes on to say, oh, are you going to stop in
Virginia? You know, and I heard, I heard
the podcast, are you in mourning?
You know, that that your friend. Oh I didn't.
I missed out on this part. I got to back up Barbie.
Fuck. I'll tell him real quick.
So in between him making this fake identity and basically him
and me having this falling out, he texted me up from his account
going, this is his daughter, he killed himself and you were in
his phone as his therapist. Like, I just wanted to talk to
you. Like if you found your dad dead,
you're not going through his phone and texting his therapist.
You know what I mean? So and Mia never spoke about
this on the podcast or told anybody.
So when Eric Fairchild comes through and is like, are you in
mourning me? It's like mourning what?
I never said anybody was dead. How would you know?
Exactly. Exactly.
And then on fat life, supposedly his daughter went on his
lifestyle account, you know? Because that's the first thing
I'm doing. If I find my dad, dad, I'm going
to go and see if he has a fat life account and.
You're going to post. This I'm going to post from it.
Yeah, that my dad killed himself.
Yeah, fuck you, Mia. But that is a really like, I
hate to say it, but that is a really like common thing for
like you see that a lot with like, I don't know you the the
jokes I hear a lot are older guys do that to younger girls to
manipulate them. Like if you leave me when I kill
myself and then they'll text you being like so and so is dead now
it's your. Fault.
Oh God. OK, well you know my.
Pants. Very nice.
It's over. You don't have to deal with them
anymore. Yeah, you know, and the thing of
it is I don't wish him ill will at all.
I really. Don't.
But he needs help. He needs a therapist and maybe
to do some inner reflection. Yeah, you know, I know he's on
medication. I know he has obviously a
psychological disorder but, and I wasn't going to get into this
about it, but my thing of it is it's been a rough couple of
months having to deal with that bullshit along with.
Actually, when you're not in a relationship with somebody,
having someone demanding that level of intimacy from you and
also mislabeling it in a way that makes you uncomfortable,
it's draining. Like, you know, I have this
person that I know in like our community that like is convinced
we're friends, but I've met him twice.
I don't talk to him. He's texted me like once or
twice on Instagram and he'll he'll go around going, Oh my
gosh, hi, it's so nice to see you.
And like tell people like introduce people to me and be
like, oh, this is my friend. And I'm like, you don't know me.
So I get that frustration of having him being like, we're
soul mates and you're like, I don't know you.
That's what I tried to, to really clarify with him because,
you know, I say to people, I'm very transparent, but what they
hear on the podcast is just the podcast.
And I'm joking. I'm I can be an absolute.
Idiot not to ruin the fantasy like what we talk about is
curated, you know, we talk about what we're going to talk about
beforehand. You're not just, it's not a spy
camera that this not just a like a conversation we'd be having
just normally, I mean, some of it is.
But like I was going to say, a lot of it is how actually.
The conversations are worse. They are through this we
actually have. To start a Patreon and if you
want to hear the worst one, kidding.
That is going to happen, you realize that, right?
I got it. That is going to happen, you
know, but anywho, you know, I've had my, my bouts of dealing
with, with people that have mental health illness.
I mean, I used to do that for a living.
I, I worked in mental health for a number of years.
I went to school for psychology with a lot of issues and I I
just, I saw the worst of the worst for a lot of people and I
hate that for him and I hate it for a lot of people.
He's probably sick and probably needs some some help, but you
know what? It's not your responsibility.
It's not. And like I said, you know, the
the dark side of going back and saying these nasty, horrible
things to me and then this Eric Fairchild wanted to set
something up with me. So that's how you're going to
get skinned alive. Thank you, thank you.
He doesn't realize. A FaceTime from you and it would
just be him wearing your skin or.
Something Buffalo Bill. Fuck me.
Jesus. Well, that.
Let's let's get back to what we were doing on this spot.
No, no, no. We're already in too deep.
But I will tell you this. I had another star stalker at
some point, Barbie. Oh, God.
But this was right before I got married.
And you know, the thing of it is, I was in my 20s and I tell
you this all the time when when you're in your 20s, you do
stupid things. Can't relate but.
I'm kidding. So I had this guy, and I met him
on AOL in the chat room. You know, this is when the
Internet came out before you were born.
And he ultimately hacked into an account, got my address and
information. And one day he calls me from my
landline or to my landline. And he had, you know, I had no
clue, but I didn't even give him my personal phone number.
Yeah. And he shows up and it's 9:00 at
night, you know, calls me. Oh, my God.
And the thing of it is he's like, hey, come outside.
And that's some. Horror movie stuff.
Well, you know, and at the time I lived in this townhouse, I was
by myself and everything else. And I thought, oh, why not?
I'm going to go outside with the strange man who's stalking me.
Yeah. And so I did, and then we went
to his work because he owned a business and it was dark and
scary and he could have fucking killed me, but instead I fucked
him on his desk and then he took me back home.
Mia, I'm. In too deep at this.
Point I literally stopped talking to a guy the other day
because he knew me, my fat name and I had never given him my fat
life. I was like you don't know me as
Barbie, you know me as my real name.
How the fuck do you know me as Barbie?
Literally. And that's not even stalking.
Yeah, I was very carefree and yeah, I fucked my stalking.
Inhibitions to the wind. Inhibitions all the way, but you
know, we're going to do the BDSM test on a whole other episode
we're going to. Have to do this right?
You're you're tired. I'm tired.
We need to stop for a second because we had to take a call
and it's raining. I'm in like PJ's and the couch
is, I'm on the couch with all of her dogs.
So it's warm. The lighting's low and she's
probably on the phone like 10 minutes and I'm I fell asleep.
So if my energy dropped, I took a nap.
Not going to lie to you guys. I just say your name twice.
Barbie, Barbie, I was ignoring how I wanted to sleep in.
Liar. But you know, I think, like I
said, I, I think you have your, your head on your shoulders
about everything. Like you're really smart about a
lot of things and a good head on your shoulders to.
Trying to make like good decisions, like like being young
and not knowing how to do it is I just, I try to like really
take my time with like decisions because I from what I've learned
from like friends and like peers and my parents and stuff, just
like watching people. Because I never necessarily had
anybody like tell me how to do things.
But like, yeah, I just, I noticed the big cause of a lot
of stuff is just rushing into it.
And just like, you know, I don't know how to explain it.
Just like going too quick, like growing up too fast or trying to
get through things. Because I knew kids that their
life goals, like, oh, I want to, I want to grow up, I want to get
married, I want to have kids. And they'll do it all really
quick. And then they're 26, you know,
divorced with three kids, you know, stuff like that, which
there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not the life I want to
live. I hopefully my goal is to only
get married once in my life. So true, so true.
You know, we'll see where the road takes you honestly.
We'll see, We'll see. I'm on a slow and steady path.
Sorry to anyone who's ever flirted with me.
I am so like, I'm so unflirty. It's so weird.
Like all the stuff I do, I'm not a, I'm not a good flirt.
Well, I'm going to tell you something.
We had a gentleman who came the other night to see me over the
weekend, actually, and he's such a sweet person.
He's into adult baby. Yeah, You know, And he told me
that he saw you and talked with you at, I believe, two parties
ago. I wasn't the last party, but two
parties ago. The.
Young One. Yes, yes, he's fucking adorable.
I just. I want to eat him up.
I love him, but he says, you know, I talked to Barbie.
He's like, I know that she's working the party.
I really like her. I don't want to appear to be
pushy or like an asshole. I try to gauge things.
Well, you know, but he admires you quite a bit.
He really likes you and I'm. Like a deer, if you move too
quick, I'll freak out. I'm not kidding.
But, you know, he said that he, he picks up on social cues and
you know, he, he just didn't want to make you feel awkward.
He said, you know, he's he's 24. He's a virgin.
Yeah. And I told him, I said I want to
get you laid. I lost my virginity late.
I lost it at I lost it late 2022 and my birthday is early 2023.
So like I lost it close to 23 years old.
It hasn't been long for me. But I mean, that's that's what
I'm saying. I'm a slow and steady person,
you know. Yeah, takes me a while to get to
things. OK, whatever happens, happens.
Right, we're going now. I was going to say you.
Would take the lost your virginity like at 20/21/21.
Yeah. So I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I was. I'll get there.
Give me what, 35 years? I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
You know my thing too. I I wanted to wait for love.
I really did and I didn't. Just love.
I waited for like, like safety almost just like I waited till I
found a guy that made me feel safe and respected and that I
felt like I could be a like could be a friend of mine.
And that's what happened. I'm still friends with him.
Like we never got together, but he was my lover for like a year
and a half and whenever we're still great friends, he's one of
my best friends. But like that's what I was
waiting for like because I was never a big stickler on marriage
or love. It was more of like security,
like I just want to make sure that who I'm sleeping with isn't
just wanting to take my V card and run.
Like I don't want it to be something like something he gets
off on or some like asshole who doesn't care about my pleasure.
I'd be interviewing the fuck out of these guys.
So, so I had one of my family members, they came to live with
me because you mentioned this and it's kind of like it
resonates with me, you know, about feeling special and that
kind of thing. Well, she was in a very strict
religious household. I mean, you can relate to this.
But she didn't lose her virginity until she was 25 years
old, almost almost 26. And when she came here, I was
like, look, you need to look for a partner that is just like you,
a geek, somebody who likes photography, someone who likes
to do, you know, nature walks. And you need to, if you're
looking for a partner, that's what you need to do.
And I said, but what happens is a lot of times we have a
tendency to marry either our mother or our father.
And so she started seeing this one guy she just met.
And I was like, don't waste your time with that.
The guy is, yeah, he's self-centered.
He focuses. On the biggest thing that puts
me off any guy, it's true, try to skip the fun part.
The fun part is the banter and getting to know each other and
building that. The fun part for me isn't just
fucking so like when guys like try to like jump are really, I'm
going to say anybody If even girls try to jump straight into
meeting me to like try to take me to the bedroom.
I don't know why it freaks me out.
I'm just like, because to me I'm like, you don't like me, you
just want to fuck and that's fine for some people.
I'm just not that kind of way really.
But I like I said, I I've had sex with like my friends because
I like at least being friends with somebody.
You know what I mean? Like I don't know how to explain
it. Look, some form of connection.
It doesn't have to be love, it doesn't have to be romance.
It just has to be like, not a stranger sometimes.
Well, it sounds like an emotional connection.
You need some time barring. Barring sexy guy that was, that
was out of character for me. Yeah, that was.
We were all properly shocked that happened.
Yes, I'm sure. Well, you know, ultimately so.
So this chick, you know, I set her up with somebody who was.
Yeah, who was great think. You've told me about this.
Before, Yeah, yeah. And so I set her up with
somebody and you know, she lost her virginity at Christmas.
Later you tried to set him up with me exactly.
And what exactly what we're talking about happened.
He wasn't rude at all or trying to like force me to do anything.
I'm not saying that but I get so spooked off so easily.
The second I picked up it was a setup I could not relax.
Like anxiety through the roof. Like if you're ever trying to
set me up with something you cannot tell me.
If I'm aware it's a setup, I'm going to lose it like I can't.
Function. God, I know you're terrible.
Crazy. Is that like you're saying
Someone Like You like with her? I.
Presented so insane while I was a virgin that people would not
believe me. I was, I would wear like full
latex open harnesses, like I had my nipples pierced, colorful
hair, like I looked like a dominatrix walking around.
And then like, you know, people would just start talking to me
and I'd be like, oh, I'm, I'm a virgin.
And they'd be like, no, the fuck you're not like you know how I
dress now. It's just sluttier then yes.
So. Holy fuck.
No, there was this. The top I lost my virginity in
is an open face leather corset that just all my boob is out,
like it's under and over boob. And I like wore it down.
Like I wore it downtown for something and then the guy was
like, do you want to come hang out?
I was like, sure. And it's like really funny that
I was like a virgin dressing like, Oh my God, that was a
proper virgin whore. It was weird.
You got that one skirt and God forbid you wear shorts or undies
or something that doesn't even look like that's my.
Wannies skirt. It's crazy I see that cheeks.
No, it's because I wear tall shoes.
Whatever you say to. Convince yourself I have now
adopted a pair of nice biker shorts that go right under my
butt cheek, so when I wear my skirt to public, my butt cheek
is not out unless the event calls for that.
All right, Because, you know, God forbid I was.
Dressing like that is a virgin. My mother hasn't seen you
dressed in some of the things you've dressed in, but God
forbid she'll say something about.
She's seen me. OK.
Because like when I when I'm doing stuff in the dungeon, I
always, if I if I run into her, I always say hi.
Oh, OK, well, she hadn't said anything, so it can't be that.
Bad. No, I'm not in lingerie, I'm in
a miniskirt. Well.
Clearly, clearly that's true. That's that is true.
Tight miniskirt. Yeah, that's true.
OK, All right. I know some some women who've
worked in the dungeon. She's like oh God, why does she
want to show her navel? Maybe that's why 'cause I don't
show my navel. No, she.
Has a thing with, you know, belly buttons.
It's like I have a little, I have like some cleavage going on
and then I usually have the whole leg, but I always have
like sleeves on and like my stomach's covered.
So maybe that's why. Maybe.
Maybe 'cause it's just like a mini dress, it's nothing.
And it's also never like bodycon.
It's always a little fit and flare.
Cute moment. That's true.
Or maybe a distractor with my
dazzling personality. Well, you do it up, bitch.
You do it up, girl. All right, Let's call it Barbie.
You ready? Yeah, all.
Right bitches, and may all your fantasies become.
Realities. So Barbie has something very
special she wants to tell everyone.
Yeah, it's. Super special.
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