1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,800 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,960 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,000 and you know it's her. She's here. 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:21,200 Bob Barbie. Hi bitches, I love it. 5 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,240 And we are ladies of leisure, sitting in the living room. 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,640 All spread out. Yeah, Barbie just looked at me. 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,120 She's like, yeah, I'm sorry about this. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,159 I'm just all out here on your couch. 9 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:36,680 Sit like a lady, it's OK. I wear 2 inch mini skirts and 10 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,360 sit like a man and you have to deal with it. 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,360 I literally had the mannerisms of a man. 12 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,640 I'm glad you admit to that because it's fucking hilarious. 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,080 But you go ahead and spread that testosterone. 14 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,720 We're we're happy about that. Someone has to be a man around 15 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,560 here because these men ain't cutting it shit. 16 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,760 I'm not the fucking true. It was it's always really funny 17 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,520 like at the dungeon the the last part of the pirates one when I 18 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,720 was in those like like 8 inch heels. 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,360 This one guy was like, yeah, when I walked in and you stood 20 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,280 up and had to look up with you, look up at you. 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,720 It was crazy because like, I was so tall. 22 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,440 And he was like, no, I couldn't believe it. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,160 And I believe Sinister was sitting there going you should 24 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,560 model. You should be a model. 25 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,080 And I was like, Oh my God, thanks. 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,920 More compliments. Shaman is. 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,040 Awesome and Shaman is absolutely right. 28 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:33,880 You know, you possess this look about you that is so unique. 29 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,960 And like you said, you're always dressed goth and it's just, you 30 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,120 know, it's just, it's. Cool, being a blonde goth is 31 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,840 very fun. It is. 32 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:46,480 It is awesome. Bimbo goth, so OK. 33 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:52,360 On that note, Bimbo Goth, you said on our last episode, you 34 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:57,200 said that literally people take things too serious in BDSM. 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,280 Yeah. So let's talk about that. 36 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,320 Yeah, I think there are things like that should be taking 37 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:06,120 seriously, obviously consent and safety, but I feel like 38 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,520 interpersonal dynamics can get so like muddy sometimes. 39 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,920 Cause for me, I just feel like, you know, we're all in the same 40 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,000 field, you know, I don't think there should be like, Oh well so 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,360 and so does this is I just don't like how they operate. 42 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,720 But blah, blah. Like there shouldn't be all this 43 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,200 like competition. I feel like you see in it where 44 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,240 I'm like, look, we all want the same thing to just be weird. 45 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,560 So like we should just all be weird together and be more 46 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,280 successful instead of like trying to like outdo the other 47 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,680 one, you know? It's so true. 48 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,480 It really is so fucking true. But I feel like you get that in 49 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,720 like any like niche community because like when I used to be 50 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,000 in the punk scene, it was the same way. 51 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,520 Like people just have a little like pissing competition to see 52 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,760 who could like be the coolest or like smoke the most cigarettes 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,640 or something stupid. Yeah, right. 54 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,480 Just. Like who's who's the most 55 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,800 hardcore? I'm like, who cares? 56 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,400 We're all in a dirty basement right now. 57 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,560 We're all losers. And then here it's like, you 58 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,680 know, it's a little different, but I'm like, who cares? 59 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,800 We're all in the dungeon. We're all here for one reason, 60 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,240 you know. Yes. 61 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,920 You know, and like you said, you said this in the end of the last 62 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,520 episode, and that was, you know, we all kind of hit each other 63 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,840 and we do silly stuff that most people are like, what the fuck 64 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,560 are they doing? Yeah. 65 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,840 So it's like, why take it so serious? 66 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,920 You know? You know, there's high protocol. 67 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:31,360 There's, you know, things that that go back to, you know, 68 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,760 centuries ago and the shit they used to do to people. 69 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,240 Yeah, you know. Like medieval torture. 70 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:42,360 Yeah, you know, and it's like. I was really in like into 71 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,120 looking that stuff up when I was like in middle school. 72 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,560 Yeah. And I think there's, yeah, 73 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,040 that's fun. That's that's good and great. 74 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,920 But at the same time, you know, we're, we're in a different era 75 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,280 of things, you know, and it's like people have such a 76 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,200 difficult time who aren't in the lifestyle. 77 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,840 We call vanillas and we call them vanillas for a reason. 78 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,000 You know, I think they're basic bitch bitches. 79 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,720 I can. Respect the vanilla 'cause I'd 80 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,200 say as kinky as I am, I'm not not vanilla too 'cause sometimes 81 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:20,480 you just want to fuck normally. And that was my point in that, 82 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,800 you know, it's OK to be vanilla and it's fine to be basic, but 83 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,840 ultimately, like you said. Compared to a lot of people, 84 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,280 yeah. Oh, you are. 85 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,400 You are. Because you don't like crazy 86 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,560 shit. You know, like I like crazy 87 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,320 shit. I'm more of a sensual person, so 88 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,720 it takes quite a few things off the table almost instantly. 89 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,480 Right. So today Abby and I, we were 90 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,200 sitting and we're chatting and we were thinking of ways that we 91 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:51,640 could possibly abuse Charles. So we were sitting really 92 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,080 conspiring on how we're going to torture this man. 93 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,560 And you know, so recently we used a penis pump. 94 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,200 Now we've got a penis pump in the dungeon. 95 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,280 I don't know if you've used it yet. 96 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,360 There's a manual one and there's an electric one I tried. 97 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,960 To with the sexy guy, but it wouldn't fit. 98 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,800 Oh, the sexy guy. Yeah. 99 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:13,040 From the Jack I tried to couldn't. 100 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,040 Get it in. Oh my God, 'cause he was too 101 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,480 big. Holy fuck he didn't. 102 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,200 Fit any of your cages either he had to go buy. 103 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:26,440 One Oh my God Barbie, your biggest problem is a man who 104 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,600 literally is obsessed with you and wants you to Dom him. 105 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:35,560 He has a Dick too big to fit in the penis, bumps cylindrical. 106 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,720 Tube with a condom on. With the fucking condom holy. 107 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,600 Fuck. Me God bless. 108 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,520 God bless. Oh. 109 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,640 God, I love when a man knows his place. 110 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,480 Woo. Yeah, yeah, back to torturing. 111 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,680 Oh my God, yeah I'm still thinking about. 112 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,280 Please take a picture of that. You need to send me some naughty 113 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,800 Dick pics of him. That is for so certain. 114 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,480 I don't think he'd like. Oh he won't mind, he posts shit 115 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,520 on fat life. That's true, Jack. 116 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,560 Send me a bone. Send. 117 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,640 Me a picture of your penis right now. 118 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,280 OK so two things. So we used the penis pump one 119 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:18,920 time on Charles when we were all together one evening and 1st 120 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,520 Abby used the electric one and the electric 1 immediately 121 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,960 sucked up his balls and he's like, yeah, what? 122 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,000 Yes. Sit in there. 123 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,240 Yes, I've never seen his penis. No. 124 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,040 Yes, I have. I've hit it with fire I. 125 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,400 Forgot. OK, yeah, there you go. 126 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:39,120 Not to look at it there, and the thing of it is you're not much 127 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,000 into Dicks, but the fact that Jack has such a huge fucking 128 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,520 cock, I like Jesus. I'm just picky about. 129 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,240 Ohk, OK, you're picky. No. 130 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,240 I do. I know I love men, I have a 131 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,640 preference for them, but I also OK. 132 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,880 OK alright good to love hate relationship and like that. 133 00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:00,280 But anywho so I went and I said look we have the manual, let's 134 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:04,000 use the manual penis pump because that way you can control 135 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,680 it exactly. I like that little sound effect. 136 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:12,320 I like that. But anywho so God big Dicks I'm 137 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,600 still thinking about this. Did you? 138 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,240 Did you see my recent post yesterday I posted? 139 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,920 I almost said some stupid shit underneath. 140 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,320 It you can. Almost said me not what the fuck 141 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:25,720 is this? OK. 142 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:30,240 So. So I was awake at 3:00 in the 143 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,000 morning and what do I do? I thought, you know, I love 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Elvis. I'm. 145 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,280 I don't know much about Elvis, so for a second I was like, this 146 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,920 isn't real, right? No, it's not real. 147 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,320 I don't know. But somebody knows how to really 148 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,480 Photoshop? Yeah, really. 149 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,320 Photoshop Well. I think Peter Steele is hot and 150 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,080 he's from Type O Negative and he did a Playgirl shoot and he was 151 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,880 fully naked, has a giant penis. So I like, did did Elvis do that 152 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:56,560 too? Like. 153 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,480 Oh God, no. No, I don't. 154 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,600 Know anything about Elvis? They didn't have play girl. 155 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,800 OK, well Elvis came popular back in 1954 and then born. 156 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,960 That year. Oh, yeah. 157 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,320 OK, OK. So then he really hit it big 158 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:15,680 when it was like 1958. OK, so after that point, I mean 159 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,800 it just kind of went crazy and he was known most because he 160 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,360 would jerk his hips. I knew that that was huge for 161 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,760 me. A little slut, yeah. 162 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,040 It was a big slut and but he was at the same time this down home 163 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,240 country boy famous. Too. 164 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,200 You really need to update and go back on some history. 165 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,240 I refuse. I'm telling. 166 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,520 I'm saying ignorant. But I was bored last night and I 167 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,799 was like, oh, let's see if anybody has photoshopped some 168 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:44,920 Elvis naked pictures. Thing for Elvis. 169 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,840 I have a big. Thing for Elvis, my grandma. 170 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,640 Oh God. You're not my girl, but my 171 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,720 grandma also has a thing I. Am not your grandma, but she 172 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,240 also has a thing. For the Blue Angels. 173 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,880 OK, well, you know, hoorah. OK, Yeah, I. 174 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,320 Can't say anything about it. That's OK, I love the Blue 175 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,640 Angels, that's great. But Elvis is one individual and 176 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:09,560 he was fucking perfect. But yeah, somebody cropped and 177 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:15,600 photoshopped 2 pictures of him his face on these bodies and I 178 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 didn't post the one in black and white. 179 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,200 I'm going to show it to you. Flicking it to it. 180 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:26,800 Oh. My God, my my husband told me 181 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,520 that this morning he was just like. 182 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,400 You're too busy flicking the bean to hit upload. 183 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,120 Yeah, he was like, did you fucking like Jack off to fucking 184 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,840 masturbation? Or our picture of pictures of 185 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,720 Elvis. Like, you know, did they have 186 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,320 any videos of him jacking his Dick? 187 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,640 I was like, of course not. Hey, you gotta wait. 188 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,680 I. Wish fake AI technology gets 189 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,240 better than Commission one of these nerds to make you a Elvis 190 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,960 porn. Exactly like look at this one. 191 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,360 This is one the other one. That's a big Dick. 192 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:56,200 That's a big Dick. That's a Jack Dick and it's 193 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,200 flaccid in this. Picture and it's like, listen to 194 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,440 the podcast. He comes up all the time. 195 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,720 I said he doesn't. I'm so good. 196 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,160 He comes up all the time. Good. 197 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,000 OK, I don't. Even know if he knows it exists. 198 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,800 Oh my God, I'm sure he does. He might just not be a podcast 199 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,240 listener. That's fine with me. 200 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,360 A lot of people aren't. That's OK. 201 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,320 Keep talking because I will tell him you know Barbie is on the. 202 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,960 No, I will suddenly not be on the podcast. 203 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,640 Listen. Bitch, look, I'm nervous about 204 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,840 boys. Don't say that. 205 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,760 I think you get nervous around boys who are interested in you. 206 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,440 I. Do a boy that's interested in me 207 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,280 that I'm interested back immediate. 208 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:37,200 I'm like, I can't function. Me was like go over there and 209 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,000 like tell him like I forgot what you told me to say. 210 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,680 It was so forward though. Yeah. 211 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,280 And I was like, and I looked you deadly. 212 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,120 I said, Mia, there is not a like a universe in which I ever say 213 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:48,960 that to somebody. I I said to. 214 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,560 I said to you to tell him so do you want me to own you? 215 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,680 Yeah, but. You told me to go grab his ass 216 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,120 and say it or something like yes of. 217 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,440 Course you grab his ass, he's got a fucking sexy. 218 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,400 Ass have permission before I can grab someone's. 219 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,800 Ass you had permission when he got on that wall, we started to 220 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,040 do the scene. Before we did the scene. 221 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,160 Oh, was it? Yeah. 222 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,160 That was the first thing you told me to. 223 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,520 Tell oh God and I. Was like I cannot do. 224 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,440 You notice how I am very forward, like I really don't 225 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,760 hold back. Yeah, I, I went up and talked to 226 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,160 him and I, and I was surprised I got it because there's, I think 227 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,000 when he came in, immediately I think two other girls went up 228 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,440 there and you went, oh, they're getting him. 229 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,240 And I was like, and then Mia was like, go talk to him, go talk to 230 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,800 him. And I was like, see me, I'm so 231 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,720 scared. It's just like, do it. 232 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,240 And I went over there and I, I think I barely said anything. 233 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,880 And then it ended up working in my. 234 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,440 Favor it did. And I'm just like, own your 235 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,200 shit. You got to say in your mind, I 236 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,960 am the fucking shit. I am the bond. 237 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,320 I am. I just nobody comes close to me. 238 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:49,360 I'm just a girl. No, you're a woman here. 239 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,320 You. I'm a woman until I like a guy, 240 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,560 then I'm like he he just to cure. 241 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,360 You're doing the Michael Jackson thing. 242 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:02,160 But anyway, you know we're hating on men the last episode. 243 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,280 Yeah, oh, you were telling me about Charles and what y'all 244 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,560 were doing. Oh yeah, just just torture, you 245 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,320 know, just overall torture. Just for fun. 246 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,800 I was. Explaining to me things, the 247 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,240 last party things I could do and explain to me what a zipper was 248 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,440 and all this kind of stuff. I'm gonna have him make you a 249 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,560 zipper. Yeah, with the clothes pins. 250 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,920 Yeah, I'm gonna have him make you one. 251 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,840 The guy I did the other day that I had mentioned a podcast or so 252 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,600 ago, that was my favorite scene. He wanted to do CBT. 253 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,320 Yeah. And I'm newer to all this and 254 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,320 like, you left me like with them by myself, which was fine, but 255 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,240 I'm still working on like, getting creative about things. 256 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,960 And so I did the CBT with them. And when I took off the clothes 257 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,680 pins, I guess I had like done it. 258 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,320 He liked it all so it's not bad, but he had little purple spots 259 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,400 all over his balls from where they were because I was whacking 260 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,560 the the clothes poo. Yeah. 261 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,840 And it was, it was honestly kind of fun. 262 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,720 He had me like step on his Dick in my giant goth girl platforms 263 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,280 and I strung them up from the little chains in the ceiling. 264 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,720 And he's short, shorter than me, like what, 5-4? 265 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,880 And I was kicking him and his little feet would come off the 266 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,880 ground and he was like spinning. In the was this Jack or Charles? 267 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,480 Neither. It was that it was that new guy 268 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,360 that came like a week or so ago from out of town. 269 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,840 Oh. OK, Jack. 270 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,760 'S like 62. Yeah, I was gonna say. 271 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,040 Jack's big no, this was this was that client, the new client? 272 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,840 I think he's a firefighter, the one who got over an hour. 273 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,720 Oh, that's right. Small And so this is the guy 274 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,480 who's doing CBD with Jack. Doesn't like CBD or anything 275 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,160 like that, but I was like stepping on his Dick and I 276 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,960 hadn't think about kicking him, like planting my foot and 277 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,160 pushing him and he was coming up off the floor and it was so 278 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,760 funny because he's awesome. Started running from me, but 279 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,600 he's chained up so we're just running a little circles. 280 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,880 It was so, it was so like Looney Tunes. 281 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,760 It was hilarious. So did he like CBT? 282 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,920 He loved it. And then then he was like, 283 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,440 actually, like, you know, I didn't think I'd ask for this 284 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,960 today, but this is actually my fantasy. 285 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,920 Like can you tickle me? And so I Oh my God, that's my 286 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,040 favorite. Tickling him but he starts 287 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,040 giggling and like running from me. 288 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,360 So we're I'm chasing him in a circle but he's hooked up to the 289 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,120 ceiling so he can't go anywhere. And it was so funny because I 290 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,280 would just randomly like stop tickling and just push the shit 291 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,520 out of it and he'd fly up off the ground. 292 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,120 That's how I broke the the handcuffs because he came above 293 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,240 the ground and it snapped. On Oh my God, that's. 294 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,640 Awesome. No, but he apparently really 295 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,760 enjoyed his time and he's like, I really enjoyed this. 296 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:30,680 I was like, tell me a leave me a good review, He said. 297 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,800 He's going to come see me next year whenever he comes back 298 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,560 down. But I really enjoyed that scene 299 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,800 because it was literally just like BDSM and CBT and all that 300 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,120 kind. Of And there wasn't bullshit. 301 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,240 Yeah, and he was sweet and friendly. 302 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,320 That's possible. Like I don't mind the the 303 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,520 pegging and the other stuff like that, but my favorite is when 304 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,680 it's just BDSM and just. Kink. 305 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,440 And not like a service, if that makes sense. 306 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,880 Yes, because for me, I'm like, I feel like I can get really 307 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,800 creative and comfortable with it because I don't have to worry 308 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,760 about like double gloving up or anything. 309 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,760 Like they're like, Oh yeah, I want you to like, really go deep 310 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,360 in my asshole or. Can you hold my hand and they 311 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,240 can't even take like a wench little like vibrator thing off 312 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,520 the cock ring. Nothing. 313 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,000 They can't take anything. I think they have this fantasy 314 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,040 of it being like taking a giant Dick. 315 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,960 They do. And then you like put in the 316 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,320 tiniest Dick in there and they're. 317 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,520 Like and you know what? I think yellow, red. 318 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,600 I'm like, it's not even in dude. You know what I think it is too. 319 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,080 I think that they're trying to fill a void, literally. 320 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,040 Hello. Hello. 321 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,120 That one guy needed his void filled from the other week. 322 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,680 The what? The guy with the speculum. 323 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,240 Oh God. But I think they're trying to 324 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,600 fill a mental void. And the fact that, you know, 325 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,600 there's something about a cock, you know, and filling that hole, 326 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,560 it's like filling a void. My favorite boy to film. 327 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:02,960 It's like, it's like making me laugh too hard. 328 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,760 I'm looking at you and I'm laughing too hard. 329 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,560 But it's, it's like this, this emotional disconnect that they 330 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,360 have with something in their life and they feel like they 331 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,800 need it. So it's like when they come here 332 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,800 and they're vulnerable and they want. 333 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,480 That that guys that come here don't experiment within 334 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,360 themselves before they get here. Because like, they don't come. 335 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,400 Coming to a dungeon seems like such a big leap. 336 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,840 Yeah. But like, you rather like come 337 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,040 to the dungeon and see professional dominatrixes before 338 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,720 you'll even buy yourself a butt plug. 339 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,200 Like to me, that seems like an insane jump. 340 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,560 They and they and it's most, most guys that come in that are 341 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,120 new, you'll be like, what do you want to do? 342 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,800 They're like, well, I don't really know anything about this. 343 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,880 How did you find this? Like, why? 344 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,520 What happened? They'll be here for like BDS and 345 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,200 they're like, well, I don't really know anything about any 346 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,000 of it. And I'm like. 347 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,440 But see, those are my favorite. Ones they're my favorites too 348 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,560 because like you can be more creative with them, but it's 349 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,880 like especially with the guys who like really want to get 350 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,040 pegged and have never had anything in their ass. 351 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,440 I'm like, you didn't even like, you know, shove something up 352 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,599 there on your own randomly. Yeah, that no. 353 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,119 They would feel gay if they did it. 354 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,000 That's the thing. That's. 355 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,520 Crazy. It's a different It's a Dick in 356 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,920 your ass. Come on, get over it. 357 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240 The world would be a better place if more men admitted 358 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,880 they're bisexual. I know, but it's different when 359 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,560 a woman is doing it. They don't feel gay then it's 360 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,320 like a woman's being a servant making them do it. 361 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,000 That's the difference. Next time I'm picking, I'll be 362 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,920 like you like that. It's just like when you get a 363 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,520 guy to suck a Dick, they're not going to do it on their own if 364 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,680 they feel gay. I've had a guy who'd do it on 365 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,040 his own and it was magnificent. Because they're very bisexual 366 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,880 and they admit to it, I'm sure. Oh yeah, I know. 367 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,640 He's openly bisexual. It was amazing. 368 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,240 But you know, many men that I've played with in the dungeon, 369 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,880 especially if they've always been like, I'm not gay or 370 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,440 anything while they're fucking some Gotti. 371 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,280 Had me like Saran, wrap him down, fuck the shit out of him, 372 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,440 do all the stuff out of him. And then like at the end he's 373 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,360 like, you know, I'm I'm a dominant person in life. 374 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:08,920 I'm like dude, how you just came because I put my my hand over 375 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,240 your mouth like. And that cute. 376 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,600 Just brutalized you for an hour and I was like I'm a dominant 377 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:20,040 person, I do jujitsu okay and I do you. 378 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,040 And by fucking I meant I, I pegged him. 379 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,240 I did not fuck this man. So I want to specify so y'all 380 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,280 don't get your fucking hopes up. The fact that he tried to 381 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,320 validate himself by telling you I do jiu jitsu like that makes 382 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,360 me more of a man. My my favorite and least 383 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,280 favorite part of working in the dungeon is the after 384 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,160 conversation. I'm not talking about aftercare, 385 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,280 but like when they want to talk to me and it's like they it's 386 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,160 like I get a little interview and Mia will leave the room and 387 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,520 then they'll just start asking questions. 388 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,720 How long have we been doing this? 389 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,000 Yeah. How did I figure it out? 390 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,800 Do I like it? Do I like them? 391 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,440 What do I like doing? And I'm like, I don't, oh, man, 392 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,840 I'm trying to. I'm trying to bleach everything 393 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,880 right now. I'm sorry. 394 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,760 You're like scrubbing the Gurney. 395 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,880 And I'm like, yeah, I don't know. 396 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:10,080 I've been doing it like a month. Oh. 397 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,480 My God, you can do fucking. Stand up on this shit. 398 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,440 Never expected. What's that? 399 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,960 I said they want hugs when they leave. 400 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,280 Isn't that? Amazing you a hug. 401 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,720 Yeah, I guess I was just in your ass. 402 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,640 Come on. Give Mama some sugar, baby. 403 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,240 I don't think I get called. I don't. 404 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,800 I get called mommy online but not in person. 405 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,720 It's really interesting. Wait until you're 40. 406 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,000 Wait until you're 40, baby. You know it's a. 407 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,400 Popular thing like a trend to call goth girls like dummy mommy 408 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,880 and goth mommy and I used to really hate it. 409 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,960 I'm very neutral on it now, but yeah, I'll get DMS like like 410 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,120 step on me, mommy. I'm like, hey, I actually do 411 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,560 that now so I can, I can actually do that for you for the 412 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:58,840 low, low price. Fuck, you know, I really fucking 413 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:05,960 hate is when someone sees the word DOMME Dom or domme, right. 414 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:11,400 But a lot of these little trans girls or a lot of, you know, you 415 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,720 know, men that are very femme, they think it's Domme. 416 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,920 And it's like. That's where dummy Mommy. 417 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:22,040 Comes yes, that's what they think and I'm like don't fucking 418 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,840 call me that. To me, it dummy is too close to 419 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,440 dummy. Don't call me dummy mommy 420 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,560 people. Call me mistress. 421 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,120 I'm like, I'm too dumb to be called mistress. 422 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,680 Call me dummy. Fuck. 423 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,280 Yeah, I don't. I don't like Mistress that much. 424 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280 Feels. I don't know. 425 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,080 I think it's because I'm not a mistress. 426 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,480 I don't. I like ma'am, OK? 427 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,000 Or Goddess maybe? Goddess is appropriate. 428 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,840 See, to me, I'm the Mistress. Because you own it. 429 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,080 And I'm just like in your little brothel house. 430 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,160 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 431 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,240 Do not call the. Police that word all fucking 432 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,720 together. Do not call the. 433 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,000 Police. I'm safe, my God. 434 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,520 No. Delete. 435 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,840 Delete. Quick, quick. 436 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,920 So there's like y'all can't see it, but there's like sniper like 437 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,960 red dots all over me right now because I said that means it's 438 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:18,120 going to have me executed. So, yeah, so Needless to say, we 439 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,480 have to reiterate this, but taking things too serious, yeah, 440 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,960 we went off on a tangent. Oh, that's my job. 441 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,840 OK, so you you went to the local dungeon before several times. 442 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,920 Have you seen people act way too fucking serious on shit? 443 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,280 Yeah. So at the public dungeon, I will 444 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,800 say there was a guy I met there and he was really nice and he 445 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,840 was one of the first guys I met. He was my age. 446 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,160 And what drew me to him is that when he goes in there, he is in 447 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160 dress pants and a white button up. 448 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,080 And it's not that fancy looking like the sleeves are rolled up, 449 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,200 it's unbuttoned. But that effort alone, like 450 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,720 really like all the friends I brought there immediately were 451 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,400 drawn to him. Like all my friends that were 452 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,120 interested in men. And what does that tell you 453 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,480 though? And I'll tell you this, he's not 454 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,320 even like like looks like the hottest guy you've ever seen. 455 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,320 He's a normal guy and that's not an insult. 456 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,840 He's cute, but he's a normal guy. 457 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,600 And that's like, I feel like most guys would look way better 458 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,120 if they just dress. But back to what I was talking 459 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:18,920 about at that dungeon, it wasn't the people like in the actual 460 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,480 like doing the BDSM that took it too seriously. 461 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,440 But there was this couple that came in and they were new and 462 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,000 the husband and the wife I guess like he was weird. 463 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,720 She wasn't. So he's going around like doing 464 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,760 these scenes with these women and they're not scenes. 465 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,600 He wants to do foot worship but he has no clue what he's doing. 466 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,880 So he's fucking slobbering on these girls toes and then at the 467 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,080 end he's just putting their socks and shoes back on, not 468 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,520 cleaning it. And then he comes up to me and 469 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,000 he's like, can I worship your feet? 470 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,440 I say no, and I'm not a big feet person in general. 471 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,920 I the most I do is like, you can massage my feet, you can touch 472 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,280 my feet, but I'm not the biggest fan of having someone's a 473 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,120 stranger's mouth on my little toes. 474 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,280 Yeah, I don't like it. I got you. 475 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:11,320 But he like gets pissy with me that I said no because I'm in 476 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,680 these beautiful heels he likes and he ends up throwing a water 477 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,000 bottle, an empty water bottle at my feet. 478 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,640 Oh my. God, oh, come on, like that. 479 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,840 And he's trying to play it off. And I was new and so I was like 480 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,320 in that space where I was like, it can I? 481 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,680 Like how mad am I allowed to get? 482 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,400 Because the bitch and me wanted to start cussing him the fuck 483 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,280 out. But then the reasonable part of 484 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,480 me is like, but if they don't perceive that as a big deal, 485 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,400 then I could be the one getting banned. 486 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,240 So I didn't really say anything. But obviously what happened was 487 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,360 he was doing this with all these girls and these girls were 488 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,120 letting him do it. His wife started doing a scene 489 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,200 with that guy. I mentioned that the one that 490 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,120 dressed nice, they're doing a scene and out of nowhere, he ran 491 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:59,200 up in that scene and got so mad at that guy for doing a scene 492 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,880 with his wife. Not like he wasn't sucking every 493 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,800 toe in the building. Wow. 494 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,600 So he got so mad at her and caused such a scene that they 495 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,000 banned both of them on site. And they were in the parking lot 496 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,040 screaming at each other. And so I, it turns out I didn't 497 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,200 even have to say anything. And then when I did tell the DM, 498 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,240 like, Oh yeah, he like, he threw some shit at me. 499 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,600 They were like, Oh my God. Like you would need to tell us 500 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,320 like if anything like that happened. 501 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,600 Have you seen these people again? 502 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,480 No, they got banned, no. No, no, I'm saying at any other 503 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,080 events. No, I haven't they I had their 504 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,520 fat for a second and they do like only fans, but they're not 505 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,120 they're not like a known couple or anything. 506 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,680 It was like it was like really crazy. 507 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,400 Like I was like shocked. And that's the only incident 508 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,440 I've ever had in a dungeon where a man was like that blatantly 509 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,080 disrespectful. Like I've had men be 510 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,520 disrespectful, but just like like throwing something at my 511 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,760 feet because like you're mad. I won't let you, like, slobber 512 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,360 on my toes and then put my socks back on with your spit still in 513 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,560 it. Like, oh, come on, dude. 514 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,680 And then the fact that he got mad that his wife was doing a 515 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,640 scene was like crazy because she hadn't done anything all night 516 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,520 and he had been doing stuff with everybody. 517 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,200 And then the second she got into scene, it was nuts. 518 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,400 And you fucking rejected him the last time. 519 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,720 Oh yeah, I rejected him and then he like in then him doing that 520 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,360 like followed shortly after. So I don't know if it he got mad 521 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,520 that he couldn't have his way. And yeah, it sounded like, it 522 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,360 really does sound like that. Because I'm not trying to be 523 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,000 rude. At that time I think I was still 524 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,200 going by switch but I was very Dom leaning. 525 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,120 But also I don't really play with strangers, I just. 526 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,360 Don't like it? And you're a girl in your 20s. 527 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,000 It's not like you're a woman in your 40s. 528 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,720 Even younger he was like in his 30s. 529 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,160 Yeah, but like I. Don't know, I'm just my friends 530 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,360 let him do that. But even my friend was like, 531 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,280 yeah, when he said foot worship I wasn't fully expecting to get 532 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,080 my foot face fucked or anything. Like that? 533 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,200 Yeah, yeah. And you know what that guy was 534 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,240 wearing? What's the T-shirt and cargo 535 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,000 shorts? Oh God, I hate that. 536 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,560 I hate that I. Hate it too. 537 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,920 I was like, you want to suck my toes looking like that? 538 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,320 Gross. You know I'm gonna go back to 539 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,160 this too. The whole fucking thing with 540 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,880 cargo shorts. Throw the fucking cargo shirt 541 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,640 you wear. Cargo shorts to the beach, on 542 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,280 hikes, Do not wear them to an event where I'm supposed to 543 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,960 think you're sexy, Right. Really. 544 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,840 It would literally like I it would be like a girl wearing, 545 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,000 like, basketball shorts. Like, it's the same thing to me. 546 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,360 Yeah. I'm like, if you would judge a 547 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,680 woman for wearing like the girl equivalent of what you're 548 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,520 wearing to a party like this, then don't wear it. 549 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,320 Like if a girl showed up in a sports bra and AT shirt and then 550 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,600 some shorts like everybody would like, oh, is she here? 551 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,240 She's hanging. Yeah, well, that her men would 552 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,320 be like, oh, look at that. That's different. 553 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,560 It doesn't take much to place, man. 554 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,080 It's true. A. 555 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,800 Warm hole. Yeah, Where's that orifice? 556 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,600 Can I see the orifice through the shorts? 557 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,240 If you if you carved a hole in a watermelon, men would line up. 558 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,800 Oh God, yeah, I made Brie fucking watermelon before. 559 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,720 That's interesting. I'm going. 560 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,440 To say that every time you mention Brie. 561 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,720 I have a video on fat and I I made her fuck a cantaloupe and 562 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,840 when she was masturbating with the cantaloupe I didn't quite 563 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,840 catch it on video but when she came the literally the 564 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,560 cantaloupe exploded with seeds and I was like fuck that melon. 565 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,280 Fuck that melon, you dirty whore. 566 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,120 I'm surprised she didn't get a UTI. 567 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,280 She did not. It was O naturale. 568 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,040 I'm picky with men because I see what y'all's fingernails look 569 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,280 like and I'm not kidding. I'm not letting a dirty man 570 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,080 throw my pH balance off because you don't know how to wash your 571 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:38,960 hands. Thank. 572 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,080 You can we talk about that? Yeah, men get pissed at me 573 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,880 because I, I reject easily, but it's like I have eyeballs and I 574 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,800 use them to look at you, so I know what's going on. 575 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,680 That is my biggest pet peeve is a man with dirty fucking 576 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,800 fingernails and long fingernails. 577 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,680 Long is fine if they're maintained. 578 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,760 If they're maintained, you know, that's because I like golf guys. 579 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,800 That's the golf in you. Yeah, long nails, as long as you 580 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,680 maybe got the two lesbian nails going on. 581 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,320 Two are short, but they're clean, maintained, painted. 582 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,400 Yes, I love a man with a manicure. 583 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,720 Yeah, I do. And that's. 584 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,480 Cool not even in like a like a gay way. 585 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,320 Like I know masculine men who get their nails painted. 586 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,160 No, no. And that's cool, but I'm talking 587 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,440 about just the average guy. You know, dirt caked in it. 588 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,680 Oh my God, yesterday's come. I can't. 589 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,080 Oh God. Barbie, please. 590 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,560 Oh you know what I hate too? What? 591 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,760 When you see a lot of young guys where they start growing hair 592 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,760 but they can't grow it well so they just have like 3 pubic 593 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,480 hairs all over their face. Shave it, babe. 594 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,400 Shave it, it's done. Shave. 595 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,320 It till it comes uneven. If I have to shave my beard, you 596 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,440 gotta shave yours. All right, so, you know, I feel 597 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,840 like we should give like a man's tip at the end of every show on 598 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,040 this. You know, it's like I'll. 599 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:54,320 Give a man a tip, sorry. Yes you will. 600 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,480 You like that, Jack? Never tell him I do that. 601 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,240 You'll. Find it one night. 602 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,160 You won't. Hi, I'm going to hit him in the 603 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,000 head really hard. When we find this, we were like 604 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,520 #1 you know, BDSM podcasts for like 3 months running. 605 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,120 Yeah. Oh my God, am I famous? 606 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,880 Not yet. If y'all want to follow me on 607 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,400 set, I'm the under score Barbie. Feel free to cuss me out there. 608 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,960 If you don't like me I will read it. 609 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,000 Might not respond. You know you need an alternate 610 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,160 account and call yourself the man eater. 611 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,080 You know that was my number one song on Spotify for like 2 years 612 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:31,360 in a. Row. 613 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,320 See. Did you fucking love that song? 614 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,640 I'm not even really a man eater 'cause I don't be going through 615 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,520 them like that, but I do be hurt in men's. 616 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,840 Feeling Oh my God, that's great. Oh, it's my favorite. 617 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,440 That's great, so let's give men some tips. 618 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,520 So manicured nails. No dirt under your fingernails. 619 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:53,080 Yeah, I think all these tips just boil down to be clean, look 620 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560 like you tried. What about ball hair? 621 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,440 Are you a fan? You know the few men I have been 622 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,920 with? Yeah, little sluts. 623 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,440 They're always clean shaven. I know. 624 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,800 Thank you. Yeah. 625 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,880 I don't prefer well, I have like this one guy was like fucking 626 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,800 for a long time. He, he wasn't always clean 627 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,520 shaved, but he usually was because that's just what he 628 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,400 preferred. But the few times he wasn't, it 629 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,960 was, it wasn't long. It was just like shaved down. 630 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,800 Because I can't, I don't say shit because I don't shave bald. 631 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,440 I just kind of I use like a nose hair trimmer from Walmart. 632 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,680 I just like trim it down because I don't like not having hair. 633 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,400 I just like a little bit feel like it keeps my pH better. 634 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,440 Like I know that sounds so stupid, but no. 635 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,080 No, it's OK. The hair is there for a reason. 636 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,560 It protects you. But but yeah, I've never been 637 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,800 with a guy where it's like. And she says that with that cute 638 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,280 little dimple, A cute little dimper stick. 639 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,800 I ever sucked. He was like not a hair inside, 640 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,680 but he was Vietnamese. So I feel like, you know, I feel 641 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,240 like Asian men don't really have body hair, though. 642 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,480 You know, I used to date an Asian guy and I'm telling you, 643 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,280 he was clean shaven everywhere. He didn't really grow body hair. 644 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,760 Yeah, exactly. But he was cut and buff and he 645 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,480 had. Oh my God, his balls were like, 646 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,960 they were like soft marshmallows like but the giant kind and and 647 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,960 they were just soft and they were perfect for licking and 648 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,080 sucking because they had no fucking hair on them. 649 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,520 So fun. It was. 650 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,440 It was so fun. They were like soft little 651 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,080 marshmallows. When you asked me about ball 652 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,120 hair, it I was like, Oh yeah, balls do grow hair. 653 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,760 The men they do. The men I'm in, the men I 654 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,280 entertain just are clean like that. 655 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,160 Right. Yeah, some men shave your shit. 656 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,200 Make it look manicured at least. Like like, like you tried, like 657 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,640 you look down there for you. Yeah, yeah. 658 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,840 You know what's weird about the Like how I said that was the 659 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,360 first Dick I sucked. You know I sucked a Dick before 660 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,200 my first kiss. Oh wow, yeah. 661 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,960 And you know what's crazy? What's that? 662 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,600 It was like a year apart. Holy shit it was. 663 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,480 So crazy. Wow, I don't I. 664 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,800 Don't know. OK, so it was a really stupid, 665 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:01,400 like story, but I was on a date with this guy and I was like, I 666 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,480 was 19. I think I get the timeline 667 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,440 confused because it's been a while. 668 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,000 I think I was 19 and I was on the scene with this guy and I 669 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,040 was going good. And I mentioned I was like, you 670 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,520 know, I'm like, you know, I'm a virgin. 671 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,520 Of course, eyes light up. Men love when they find out 672 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,320 you're a virgin. And little did he know I was. 673 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,800 I'm a prude, you know? And so we get in his car, and 674 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,080 this is the middle of the day. This isn't even, like, night 675 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,600 time. And we didn't even do anything 676 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,560 sexy. Like, we were at a coffee shop 677 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,520 and we're in the car and we're just talking about things. 678 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,560 He was like, well, you know, do you wanna try anything? 679 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,040 And I was like, yeah, no, sure. Like I was being, like, really 680 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,000 nice about it. I was really nervous because, 681 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,720 you know what? I assumed he was gonna kiss me. 682 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,960 Yeah. And he goes, That would be a 683 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,040 good assumption. Are you sure? 684 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,880 And I was like, yeah. And then he goes, are you? 685 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,280 Are you positive? I said yeah. 686 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:54,840 Whips his penis out and I was like, oh, wasn't expecting that. 687 00:32:55,160 --> 00:33:00,720 But then in my my brain went got to see it through fuck it, guess 688 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,320 it. And then so I started like 689 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,360 touching it and then he's like you can put your mouth on it and 690 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,880 my brain also like you can put your mouth. 691 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,880 I know, bitch. Like. 692 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,320 So I start, I start doing it and it's fine. 693 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,160 And he's like, Are you sure this is your first time doing this? 694 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:18,160 I was like, yeah. And and then it took so long. 695 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,760 I sat up in the middle of it and had long acrylics on. 696 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,840 I start typing on my phone. Literally all he's hearing is 697 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,240 because I'm just texting my friends because he wanted to 698 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,680 stop because somebody was walking by. 699 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,360 And then I start doing it again. And I sit up and I go, are you 700 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,040 almost done? I do not want to do this all day 701 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,600 because it was taking like almost 30 minutes. 702 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,160 And that was pissing me off. And he was like, well, you know, 703 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,440 I've never come from just a blowjob. 704 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,800 I usually end up having sex. And I looked into and I said, 705 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,880 well, you're not having sex with me. 706 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,120 Oh my God, I was like. That's OK. 707 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,040 Little 19 year old Barbie didn't even know. 708 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,840 She was like a Dom yet. And she was like over here being 709 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,240 so mean to him. And then at the end he was, I 710 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,240 was texting my friends. He's like, are you telling all 711 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,240 your friends about it? I don't want? 712 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,240 Probably not. I told my friends my girl, 713 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,760 you're going to haunt his memory for a while, right? 714 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,440 And then like, and then I just didn't like end up doing 715 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,960 anything. And then like a year later, I 716 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,440 think at like an anime convention I was at, I was, I 717 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,440 don't know if it counts because I was like performing, but a 718 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,760 girl in the audience dared me to kiss her. 719 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,360 And that was technically my first kiss was me and cosplay at 720 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,480 anime convention. So I didn't have like a first 721 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,920 like kissing somebody until like actually like maybe like two 722 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,560 more years later, like on my own accord. 723 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,840 So it's just really funny though. 724 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,239 That is awesome. I. 725 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,040 Know random story with Barbie? Wow, that's awesome. 726 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:42,480 Hey, that's OK. So we're back to the tips. 727 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,440 Yeah. You're gonna give some guys some 728 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,320 tips. Yeah. 729 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,360 Effort the bar is in hell for men all of our tips are like be 730 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:56,560 clean be nice, be respectful the bar is in hell it's. 731 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,680 Not, you know, and and women what we have to do, we have to 732 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:05,320 fucking wax, pluck, shave, makeup, color hair. 733 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,040 Yeah. I mean, electrolysis. 734 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,560 I mean, we do all these things, we have to fucking wear a bra. 735 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,880 Who the fuck wants to wear a bra? 736 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,000 No. Yeah, it's fucking miserable. 737 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,280 I paid too much to get my nipples pierced for you not to 738 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:25,000 see it. I love it. 739 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,840 The first time I was at your party was the Barbie party, and 740 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,840 John had come up to me and my friend because we were in the 741 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,040 back and you have whatever was going on back there. 742 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,800 That bed had deflated and we were trying to do a scene on it. 743 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,520 So it's just a thing of plastic. So we needed some blankets and 744 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,240 John was talking to me and then just he went, Your nipples are 745 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,040 pierced. Can we look down real quick? 746 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,000 And I was like, they are because I was just like in a Lacy bra. 747 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,400 So, So what gauges do you have? Do you have are they? 748 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,160 Are they little? No, it's the standard 14. 749 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,960 Oh, OK. I I don't have big giant ones or 750 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,280 nothing like that. It's the same size as like this. 751 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,560 The ones in my face. Oh, OK, that's actually 752 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,240 interchangeable. So do you have the Hoo Ha Pierce 753 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,520 as well? No. 754 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,440 OK. No, I'm scared of that. 755 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,320 Well, a lot of people say the clitoral the actual I heard it's 756 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,360 a 5050. Chance of losing feeling. 757 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,600 Oh God no. Well, don't risk that. 758 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,240 I. Thought about getting a Chelsea 759 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,600 which isn't the clip but it's right above it. 760 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,840 But then not just. The hood. 761 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,000 Not the hood. It's like the, oh, sorry, it's 762 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,360 the skin above it. So it's like, it's like more of 763 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,400 like above it. But I didn't want to do that 764 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,560 because the idea of like hair maintenance around a piercing. 765 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,800 Really annoying. I have 35 piercings but they're 766 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,120 all like chest and up. Yeah. 767 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,000 I get that question a lot, but no I'm too scared to get my 768 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,560 pussy. I was just curious. 769 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,640 I mean, you brought up Bedazzled. 770 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,040 Fuck me. All right, girls, girls who do 771 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,480 that are braver than I. OK, we're done. 772 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,160 Leah's going to fire me guys. Leave a comment if you want me 773 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,360 to have a job. All right, now your fucking 774 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,640 fantasies become. Reality. 775 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,520 Shut the fuck up.