1 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,160 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me a Mistress. 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,760 I am Mistress Mia and I've got Madame Liv. 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,400 Hi, guys. Now you're whispering. 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,720 OK. Hi guys, it's me. 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:27,000 Liv is such a little jokester, prankster, funny, goofy person. 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,520 I mean, you don't. They don't see this side of you, 7 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,160 which is really funny. Yeah, they see a different side. 8 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,400 I have different personas I can put on. 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:40,760 You do because yesterday you're just, we had the best time and 10 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,240 then I'm like, God, she's goofy as shit. 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,160 We have such a great time and I'm laying in a bed. 12 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,920 I'm like, God, she's so awesome. I'm like, Liv, you are so 13 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,520 awesome. I'm so glad we met. 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,320 I know you're getting on the issue with me I. 15 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,680 Know I know, but I love you. You're great. 16 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,960 I love you too. So we always have admirers that 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:04,519 write us and I like to read some of the emails sometimes when 18 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:07,200 they pop up on my fat feed or or e-mail. 19 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,360 Now we've had some haters, you know, at the end of the year 20 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,560 I've been called a few nice lovely things, but I don't give 21 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,600 a fuck. Yeah, honestly, it's like it's 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,680 almost funny. And then we just go to the ones 23 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,600 that actually like us. Yeah, there's so much. 24 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,560 More of the ones that like us, yes. 25 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,960 You're like four people. You don't want that? 26 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,040 Don't like who? Cares who cares? 27 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:34,160 Fucking haters, fuck them all. Right, so this guy contacted us. 28 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,720 I'm fat and he's like, he's like, I've been a longtime 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,600 listener for the foreseeable future. 30 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,680 Mistress Mia, I love your podcast. 31 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,920 The banter between you and Barbie is the best. 32 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,920 Don't ever change that, please. I laugh and I smile throughout 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,560 your podcast episodes. I get so intrigued by your 34 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,280 famous parties and I hear you guys talk about him. 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,640 I just wish I lived in the US to attend one. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,760 That would be a dream come true. That's sweet. 37 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,160 That is sweet. I'm like, oh. 38 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,040 We have one coming up and travel to come see us. 39 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,880 Right. And then this gentleman wrote me 40 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,120 this past week. Same guy, No. 41 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,600 OK. New e-mail, new listener, new 42 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,400 fan, and talk about a sweetheart. 43 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,680 So he's on Fat Life. I won't tell you his full name, 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,760 but Wolf is in his name. So we're going to call him Big 45 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,920 Wolf. So he writes me. 46 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,960 He's like, I just want to say thank you for making your 47 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,760 podcast. I just discovered it. 48 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,640 It's amazing. I've been laughing my ass off 49 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:33,640 most of the day and hopefully one day, if ever, I'll make it 50 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,600 back to Florida. I would love to come and book an 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,480 appointment. I appreciate you and everything 52 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,880 you're doing and please keep up the great work with the podcast. 53 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,680 Have a beautiful day and thank you again. 54 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,320 That's sweet. And that's sweet. 55 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,920 I thought that was so cool. I love. 56 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,800 When they say nice things to us about that. 57 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,280 Oh, my gosh, yeah. You know, so I wrote him back 58 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,960 and I told him that he's got a lot of cool pictures of him and 59 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,920 his dog and he's got a beautiful little puppy, you know? 60 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,160 And so I wrote him back and I'm like, oh, I love, you know, 61 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,560 pictures of your dog. And he's like, yeah, you know, 62 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,800 my, my tea is I guess her name is his world. 63 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:21,960 And, and he's a truck driver, so he's driving and it's cold and, 64 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,000 you know, but he said he liked reading my profile, looking at 65 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,600 all of our photos, and he still said he was trying to figure out 66 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,640 who everyone was from the podcast. 67 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,320 So I sent him pictures of you and Barbie and myself so he 68 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,400 would kind of. Get it like a better idea? 69 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:46,280 Yeah, just like a singular, hey, this is her but, but he's like, 70 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,720 yeah, I don't mean to bug you. I'm like, you're not bugging me. 71 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,600 I love these nice emails. Yeah, that's not bugging. 72 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,320 They're cool, right? Yeah. 73 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,360 But then, which was really interesting at the end of last 74 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:02,240 year, I just like to throw this in because I think it's very 75 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:07,680 amusing with people. You know, BDSM is so taboo in so 76 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,960 many circles. It's like I've tried to tell 77 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,480 parts of my family that there's so many things that I do that 78 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,839 help other people. Yeah, you probably save people's 79 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,079 lives and don't even know it. You know, and if that's the 80 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:26,400 case, I, I'm happy to do it because I love the people that 81 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,360 come into my life that show heart and goodness, you know, 82 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,240 they're just pure. Love, pure love. 83 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,400 Yeah, You know, that's what God is, is love. 84 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,720 That's it. And we're spreading. 85 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,880 Love that's it. And so I got this lovely comment 86 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:46,240 here because they reported this video podcast episode that I did 87 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,400 with Charles where he's, you know, he's a grown ass man. 88 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,080 You know, he's almost 50. Me. 89 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,840 Too, He's not. He does not look like a little 90 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,200 boy at all. No, he's not even a little boy. 91 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:03,720 No, but I mean, he's short and cute, but he's a grown ass man 92 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,480 in this video. But the video was degrading a 93 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,360 Sissy girl. Eat your come Sissy. 94 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,920 And it was it was a cool video. It was him sucking a strap on. 95 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,360 There really wasn't, you know, big nudity other than the fact 96 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,720 that he was jacking off at the end of it. 97 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,120 And I made him meet his own calm. 98 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,520 And what was really funny is he was like kind of setting the 99 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,560 stage. So he got a a black dinner 100 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:33,000 plate, but it was glass, it was porcelain, right? 101 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,280 So he said it made the cum colder quicker. 102 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:41,000 And he said it was so gross. You know when he did it, he. 103 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,240 Only likes hot cum. Yeah, he likes it. 104 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,160 Like fresh out of the tap, you know? 105 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,560 I mean chocolate and I'm. Not cooked on my. 106 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,760 Chocolate you're eating. Chocolate, not cum. 107 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:57,400 You're OK live, you're good. But anyway, someone commented. 108 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:03,120 I was like, Oh my God, but they posted on on Spotify. 109 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,280 Turn to Jesus. Don't fall back into the cycle 110 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,920 of lust. The devil is always tempting you 111 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,800 by saying just one more time, but really it'll be an endless 112 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,640 cycle of lust. You don't seek. 113 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,040 If you don't seek Jesus, he will forgive you. 114 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,840 Just ask for his strength and wisdom when dealing with lust. 115 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:24,000 Well, here's the thing. He Charles, is not hurting 116 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,160 anybody. No. 117 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,120 He's all by. Himself, he's all by himself, 118 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:32,360 he's all by you know, he's he's not hurting anyone. 119 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:37,160 And the simple fact of it is, these people, you know, they 120 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,840 forget that Jesus best friend was a hooker, Mary Magdalene, 121 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,960 and that he. Was in love with her. 122 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,360 Yeah, and he had 12 disciples following him around in the 123 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,000 desert and all sinners, All sinners. 124 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,920 And, you know, they're known in the Middle East. 125 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:57,240 You know, Iraq is boys are for pleasure, women are for 126 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,840 breeding. You know, there's so many parts 127 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,040 in the Middle East where it's, you know, freely open 128 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,640 homosexuality, you know, in certain countries. 129 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:14,560 Obviously, you know, Iran has changed, you know, and that was 130 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,200 the original Persia, which is where, you know, Christ kind of 131 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,040 like originated in that vicinity. 132 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,880 But here we're getting into a biblical discussion on a BDSN 133 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,520 podcast. But my point of it is. 134 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,080 Brave Jesus. I'll start with some. 135 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,840 But you know, it's like, OK, we love God. 136 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,440 We're Christians. However, in this scenario, he's 137 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,720 not hurting anybody. No, But yet this person tried to 138 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,400 say that I was a child's groomer. 139 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,760 Like I was grooming kids for this video. 140 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:50,200 And I'm like what? Don't know where. 141 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,320 You don't know where that even came out, honestly. 142 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:58,680 But yeah, there, that is just it. 143 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,960 It's really a profound thing. And it brings me to my topic of 144 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,720 how taboo BDSM is so interesting. 145 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,800 So we we were having conversation. 146 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,680 You were there the other night when we all had dinner, OK. 147 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:18,520 We were all out with my family and my, my sister, my oldest 148 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:24,280 sister, she's 62. She has, has always been a very 149 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,560 devout Catholic. We were raised Catholic. 150 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:32,240 And she starts really saying things under her breath when it 151 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:38,760 comes to me and the podcast. And she, she has called me many 152 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:42,720 things that weren't very unkind about what I do and talking 153 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,680 about the podcast, talking about sex, that kind of thing. 154 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:51,680 And so, you know, I told her I'm like, you know, we are, we're 155 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:58,200 all in this together, you know, and BDSM is just something else 156 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,280 that other people like to do. And it's doesn't make us 157 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,680 deviance. It doesn't make us horrible 158 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,040 people. No, you know, And so she was 159 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:10,920 sitting there and she was telling us about her brother and 160 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,720 her brother-in-law and sister-in-law on her husband's 161 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,560 side of the family. Apparently the brother-in-law 162 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:22,480 has a Bigfoot fetish and he they always had a sex swing, you 163 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,520 know, and she says, you know, they're just nothing but 164 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,160 deviance. They're they're just sick. 165 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,880 They're just sick people. I think it's sick if you're just 166 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,400 going to have monotone sex. Yeah, well, you know, they used 167 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,720 to have sex, Her and her gay husband who came out of the 168 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,200 closet. Oh nice. 169 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:42,400 You know that they used to have sex every Tuesday night, 170 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,240 scheduled scheduled sex, and that was not an indication. 171 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,000 That's deviant. You know what that man is going 172 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,160 through? That's why he went gay. 173 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,360 Yeah. My God. 174 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,640 Yeah. But, you know, I told her, I 175 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,120 said, you know, I said everybody has a fetish. 176 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,120 I said it could be spanking, it could be feet, it could be the 177 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,240 way someone smells. You know, it could be. 178 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,960 It's something as simple. Simple as like hands. 179 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,200 I like man's hands. That's in itself. 180 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,960 It's just such a small one. Yes, vanilla, but still. 181 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,000 Yes, eyes. People love eyes. 182 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,120 Yes, it's just smaller. Scale, a smaller scale. 183 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,360 You know, I love it when my girlfriend wears these types of 184 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,760 panties. You know, it's a kink and you 185 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,400 know, she makes it dirty. And I said, you know, I said her 186 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,400 name and I said, you know, you're just making it dirty. 187 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,920 I said he made it dirty, you know, because he ended up 188 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,040 cheating on his wife, cheated on his wife with multiple 189 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:44,880 prostitutes, you know, and honestly, he was never a nice 190 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,040 guy. He's not a great person, 191 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:52,120 obviously was not a great husband, you know, but it is 192 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,040 what it is. And so I, I bring this topic up 193 00:10:56,040 --> 00:11:00,400 because so many people struggle with having these fetishes and 194 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,880 having these kinks, you know, and it's just like your admirer 195 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,720 who reached out to you. He said he wanted skin on skin. 196 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:12,920 He obviously lacks intimacy. You know, the other night once 197 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,480 you left. So just to give the listeners 198 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,000 some background on this. OK, so we're recording the 199 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,120 fucked up Friday. And there was you, myself and 200 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,200 Ruby. We were the three doms in there. 201 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,320 And then Naomi came in, so it was four women. 202 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,920 And then we had Charles that came in to help us. 203 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:38,080 And then we had AJ, who was the Sissy slut who participated. 204 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,880 He was cool with us giving, you know, his name out. 205 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,760 He has no secrecy about it. And then we had one other 206 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,840 gentleman who's one of our regular folks. 207 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,440 He comes to events, he comes for sessions. 208 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,520 Nice guy, name is Brian. No big deal. 209 00:11:55,320 --> 00:12:01,400 Anyway, so Brian, he's lacking intimacy in his marriage and he 210 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:06,640 went and said to, to Naomi, he's like, would you just do a 211 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:11,840 session with me where, you know, we just touch one another, you 212 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:17,400 know, and he's like, you know, I, I like to give massages and 213 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,640 I, you know, he basically, he likes heavy petting, obviously, 214 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,720 but without the sex. And so that says, you know, if 215 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,640 that's his kink, who's he hurting? 216 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,320 You know, does that make him a sexual deviant? 217 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,480 I don't want a pet. Yeah, you know, because that's 218 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,720 my point. It's like, you know, my sister 219 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,120 turned around and said that it was, you know, his foot fetish 220 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,520 and his his sex Wang that made him disgusting. 221 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,240 And I was like. That's why people fall into 222 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,880 themselves and don't talk about themselves. 223 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah. Because of people like that. 224 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,800 Because, you know, you live with this, you can't. 225 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,400 And there's some people that have it. 226 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,160 So, you know, it's a real thing. You know, we're made in the 227 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,640 image of him. So it's like you have this thing 228 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,520 and you're not, you know, it's better to just fulfill it fully, 229 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,240 be yourself. And if it means having this 230 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:11,440 thing that if you hold it in it, it it's like a cancer it. 231 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,080 Is it eats you up for real? I'm so glad you said that 232 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,920 because you know, that's what so many people have issues with. 233 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,000 And, you know, one of the gentlemen in that room had said 234 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,360 to me it wasn't Charles. Obviously Charles is very open 235 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:30,200 with everything about himself he had. 236 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,880 Fun. I liked watching him have fun. 237 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,800 Oh, he's so sweet. He's such a doll. 238 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,560 But it's interesting because these other guys, they've 239 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,960 struggled with their bisexuality, you know, and they 240 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,520 both want to be forced to do it so they won't feel guilt. 241 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,040 And I said, guys, you know, everyone in this room is 242 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,000 bisexual. You know, we're all bisexual on 243 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,960 some level, you know? Yeah. 244 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,160 You don't want a relationship with the dude because you're a 245 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,760 dude, you know? But would you suck a Dick 246 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,880 because it's a Dick? Yeah. 247 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,840 Go ahead. So tell us, Liv, what was your 248 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,680 first sexual experience with another woman? 249 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,440 Well, I've, I, I'm going to say like the first, first one 250 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,200 because I was really young. I, I, I feel like I've always 251 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,000 had these problems. But when I first realized it, I 252 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,440 was, I was really young because I kissed a girl on the bus. 253 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,320 We were dare to do it, you know, and we're like, oh, yeah. 254 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:32,000 And I kissed her. She had long curly brown hair 255 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,200 and I got to kiss her. And that was like my first real 256 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,800 experience with touching another woman with my face. 257 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,800 I'm like, I didn't even know I liked that Then you know, I sent 258 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,920 a picture of my who nanny out to a boy. 259 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,280 OK, your hoop nanny. My hoop. 260 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,720 My hoop. Nanny, I sent that to a boy and 261 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,800 you know, cameras back in the day on the phone. 262 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,680 Which not. Flattering and I Oh. 263 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,520 No. I did not know. 264 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,080 I just took I literally ran, you know, took that picture and I 265 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:08,240 sent it to him and he replied you so so I was traumatized for 266 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,200 a good while. Did it meow they probably I 267 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,080 don't know, but I I went to my best friend and I was like, can 268 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,240 I see your vagina? Like just like matter of fact, 269 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,400 And I just kind of see it till I know if I'm OK or not, Like am I 270 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,000 normal or do I look you you know what I mean. 271 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I want to know. And she said you to me and I was 272 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,800 just like really let down by that. 273 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,600 We weren't friends no more, but that's like the second 274 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,320 encounter. But the one as an adult. 275 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,120 Yeah, I know. I've always been by. 276 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,680 Just never really. Poor girl. 277 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,720 I know whatever, but. First experience as an adult was 278 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,320 right whenever I was out of my marriage and I was just like let 279 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:50,640 loose into the into the wild. And I went to a bar and the this 280 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,840 couple came up to me and was just like kind of just playing 281 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,920 around. Like, hey, you want to hang out 282 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,280 at my house on a weekend And we do like dinner and stuff. 283 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,360 Like, sure, I went over there, we cooked out and she just 284 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,200 pulled her titty out. Big ass titties. 285 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,720 I'm coming out. Her body was tiny framed, but 286 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,480 she had the biggest titties. She squirted. 287 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,920 Me with her breast milk. Oh my God. 288 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,640 That's how she did it. That's how she started this 289 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,440 whole thing. I was like, I didn't know how to 290 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,360 think about it. I didn't find it sexy at all, 291 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,440 you know? I was like, well, that's 292 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,160 interesting you. Know OK, wow. 293 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,000 And eventually we actually all got too nervous and we I was 294 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,400 about to leak, so I was getting too late. 295 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,440 And she said, well, let me show you around the house. 296 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,720 Let me tell you, show me her room, the first one. 297 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,320 And she just sits on the bed, takes off her shirt. 298 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,600 I was like, OK, that's what we're doing and I got to enjoy 299 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,560 both of them at the same time. And that was. 300 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,760 All right. Was my first true experience. 301 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:50,520 So I got to like see and touch and like, are we the same? 302 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,400 And all these things like I got to actually do that. 303 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,280 And it was so, you know, with anybody else in the whole world, 304 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,920 I probably would have like not been gay after that. 305 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,840 But she made it so comfortable. She was so sweet. 306 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,600 She didn't make anything sexy like over the top. 307 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,200 She was everything was just cute. 308 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,079 She was cute. She would be running around 309 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:10,400 like, like chasing me and stuff and I'm like, it was cute. 310 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,280 It was not a sexy experience, but it was one of the best 311 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,319 experiences I ever had. And, you know, kudos to her. 312 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:20,160 But she knew what she was doing because they moved like the next 313 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,200 week. They had planned to do this 314 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,200 before they moved so they would never see me again. 315 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,800 And I wasn't made aware. And it hurt my. 316 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,520 Feelings. Wow. 317 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:31,640 But they did that be like, oh, well, we're moving, so we'll 318 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,840 let's do this before we move. And then we get in a whole new 319 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,720 area. And so that's what happened. 320 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,080 They moved like 3-4 hours away in that. 321 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,800 Come to find out though, 'cause her husband reached out to me 322 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:47,360 like a year later and he was like, yeah, we actually had made 323 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,520 a baby that night. So they had a baby and and named 324 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,480 it after one of his tattoos. Wow. 325 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,400 I know. I was like, Oh my God, I helped 326 00:17:55,400 --> 00:18:00,480 make a baby. Oh wow, that's cool. 327 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,240 It was your sperm and everything. 328 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,960 I know I was. I was like, that baby's mine 329 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,200 too. I helped make it. 330 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:15,360 Oh, shit, that's interesting. Yeah, you know, I don't know, I 331 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:21,160 I've had, I did my own little experience experimentations 332 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,720 after my first divorce, but during my divorce, I mean during 333 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:30,040 my marriage, excuse me, during my marriage to my first husband, 334 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,360 my best friend that I grew up with thought that it would going 335 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:40,400 to be cool if she came in on the shower with me and like. 336 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,000 While you're married. Yeah, and, and my husband was 337 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,720 there. He wanted to watch. 338 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,720 Oh OK so there y'all are into it. 339 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,760 Well, I wasn't into it. Oh, because they just shocked 340 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,320 me. I should have locked my damn 341 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,640 bathroom door because I don't want to. 342 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,080 I didn't want to make out or even have sex or anything. 343 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,480 You didn't want to have anything with a. 344 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,280 Woman. No, not with her. 345 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,440 Oh, not with her. Yeah, not with her and not with 346 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:08,360 my my ogling looking, you know, husband at the time, like, you 347 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,320 know, standing there jacking his Dick, you know, it's like. 348 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,760 Oh, that does sound kind of. Cringy. 349 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,400 It was like here I'm going to take a hot shower before I go to 350 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,000 bed and I've got horny one and horny 2. 351 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,920 Like hounding me like that wasn't fun. 352 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,560 That was your first experience? That was my first experience 353 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,440 when I. Wasn't like an awakening? 354 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:37,280 No, not an awakening. Probably when I was dating 355 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,560 someone after my first marriage, after my first divorce, my first 356 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:47,120 marriage and I met somebody we were, you know, through like 357 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,440 alter one of those dating sites, whatever. 358 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:56,640 And you know, I met her and she's I I like pretty black 359 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,960 women, you know, my best friend growing up. 360 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,280 She is a pale white girl with red hair. 361 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,600 I don't like gingers. I'm not sexually attracted to 362 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,320 gingers. I don't like red hair. 363 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,160 I do not like that Sam. I am. 364 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,280 I don't like it. Oh, poor gingers out in the 365 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,760 world, Yeah. You know, I mean, I've slept 366 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,560 with ginger men, but ginger women. 367 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,280 I feel like I feel like I'd rather have a gender woman than 368 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,120 a gender man, and my boyfriend right now told me that ginger 369 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,560 women have a specific thing in their vagina that's different 370 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,320 from all other women. OK, I'm unaware of that. 371 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,760 I'm unaware of it too. I want to find out How did I 372 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,400 find out though? Would she have freckles? 373 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,200 Well you don't ask as ex see if she spread that pussy for you. 374 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,240 She probably would. I I don't know if we're talking 375 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,560 about the one that I'm thinking about, no. 376 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,600 Yeah, she's a fun little bitch. You know, with him, I'm, I'm 377 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,720 able to be open in things. So like he would let me, you 378 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,960 know, experiment. Yeah. 379 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,480 With a redhead, Yes. And he likes redheads anyway, so 380 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,120 it's like works out. Yeah, I know he. 381 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,960 Likes different in there. What's different? 382 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,720 You know, and the thing that is, there's some beautiful redheads. 383 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,560 I get it. Beautiful women. 384 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:18,560 Amy Adams, love her, right, But my best friend, she was a 385 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,680 stripper growing up. She was, you know, way ahead of 386 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,640 everyone else, like losing her virginity at, you know, 1213 387 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,800 years of age. It was bad and I just I was, I'm 388 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,280 just not attracted to, you know, your best friend like that. 389 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,640 It's just kind of like, you know, we're broskis, not, you 390 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,720 know, a little fuck buddies. I would have. 391 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,960 Them with my friend. My answer to see my vagina. 392 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,680 Yeah. Yeah, you're probably messing. 393 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,320 So she don't she don't talk to me no more. 394 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,880 I reach out every now and then. She's like, that's that creeper 395 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,240 live. Yeah. 396 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,000 No, but you know, again, she's she's probably closeted. 397 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,880 She's probably just like, you know, I don't want to step over 398 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,280 that threshold and because people are scared by it. 399 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,360 Because I think it's taboo because everything that's, you 400 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,440 know, like there are so many cultures, so many religions that 401 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,320 isn't like religions that are here in the US There's a lot of 402 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,760 religions that have where you have multiple wives or multiple 403 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,600 husbands, like it's polyamorous as part of a religion. 404 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,320 You know, you're just like, yeah, you know what's right and 405 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,880 what's wrong in that? So just, I would say just be a 406 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,600 good person, be the best you can be, you know, spread love and be 407 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,760 who you are. Yeah. 408 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,960 In a nice way though. Yeah. 409 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,120 Like don't be it like, you know, because serial killers. 410 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,280 Guys, don't do that. I'm not trying to promote that, 411 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,440 but be yourself. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 412 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,320 But you know, everybody has a flavor for what they like, you 413 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,920 know, and it's like I said, I'm not anti redheads. 414 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,640 I've slept with redhead that are men. 415 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,120 But you know, it's like one of them, he had a fucking hairy ass 416 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,240 back. It was like. 417 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,720 The red hair. Yeah, reddish blonde. 418 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,120 It was like all over. It was like so thick, like even 419 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,880 the sweat wouldn't absorb. It was just like sweat beaded on 420 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:09,720 him. It was like. 421 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,520 Yeah, you didn't have good experiences. 422 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,920 That was now. I didn't have good experiences. 423 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,160 I never did. I don't think I've ever had sex 424 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,920 with a redhead like a true. Redhead Oh, I have, I have I I 425 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,680 have fucked Indians. I've fucked Iranians. 426 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,120 Iraqi. Did you make it around the 427 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,000 world? Every fucking culture, even 428 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,840 Swedish I've like. Girl, you get around. 429 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,000 Yeah, there's hundreds. Hundreds. 430 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,240 Love your confidence. It's true. 431 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,600 It's been, there's been hundreds. 432 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,960 My friend and I used to have a competition with how many people 433 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,960 we could sleep with and we'd write them down. 434 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,880 And so hers would be like the pizza guy, the circus guy. 435 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,920 Yeah, I have a friend that we name all his little whores 436 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,800 because he asks a lot of people and I call him, oh, that is that 437 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,000 sandals? You know, because she wear these 438 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,520 ugly ass sandals. Is that sandals? 439 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,280 Yeah. Is that orangutan titties? 440 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,480 You know what I mean? We call we have one of those 441 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,800 orangutans. Oh my God, That's how we keep up 442 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,840 with them. So I could not keep up with 443 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,000 their names. Wow. 444 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,960 So I probably the same thing. Well, I like I said, I've always 445 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,920 slept with attractive black women. 446 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,840 Really. As women, Yeah. 447 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,760 Now there's this really cool couple that comes to the parties 448 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,600 all the time, but we're friends now. 449 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,320 I don't want to fuck friends, you know I don't. 450 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,240 That's the best kind. I don't want to do that. 451 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,800 I just don't like that. It's weird now. 452 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,640 Oh, I. Guess. 453 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,840 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because you don't want to 454 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,800 mess with the friendship. Yeah, you don't. 455 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,120 And it's like. That's why if like you have sex 456 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,080 with somebody and especially if you're going to be close and 457 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,960 quarters with them only once. Now see Missus Griswold, we ran 458 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,880 into this before when when they first started swinging, OK, they 459 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,840 met this couple that were younger than them. 460 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,280 Well, he the husband of this other couple, they weren't 461 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,440 really into older women. He was not into older women, but 462 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,720 his wife, his wife was really into just kind of like any 463 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,880 attractive woman. And that they connected with, 464 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 you know, so they would go camping, They would hang out 465 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,200 together. And this went on for a couple of 466 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,240 months, you know, just a few times. 467 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,960 And finally they started to realize, oh, shit. 468 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,120 Well, the Griswolds are in their 50s, and we're in our late 20s, 469 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,800 early 30s. And they're like, you know, we 470 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,600 really care about them, but they're more like our aunt and 471 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,400 uncle now because we've we've come so close. 472 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,680 And so I've tried to explain that to Ellen. 473 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,960 It is. And, and Ellen, she took that 474 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,760 hard. And I was just like, Ellen, 475 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,320 they're just young kids. They just want to go and fuck. 476 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,240 Strange. Yeah, they have so much, you 477 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,360 know that they. Want to do? 478 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,120 Yeah, they want to fuck. Strange they they don't want to 479 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,760 have emotional connections to people, you know, like. 480 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,600 That is she just wanting like a Poly relationship with another 481 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,480 couple or what is her goal? What would you mean, the other 482 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,440 couple or the Chris Wallace? Oh, no, Ellen. 483 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,400 Ellen still wanted just to see them and hang out with him. 484 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,680 She says Mia doesn't have to be sexual. 485 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,480 So she just liked them. She really liked them, Yeah. 486 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,800 She liked being around them because they're great people, 487 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,000 you know? They're fun, beautiful people. 488 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,960 And so that was the same concept because I told I told the couple 489 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,120 I was like, you know, Ellen and Clark, they don't have to fuck 490 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,560 you all. You know, it's not like that. 491 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:45,840 They just want to be your friends, you know, And now, 492 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,640 granted, they don't live in the same city. 493 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:52,200 They're, you know, several hours apart now, but you know, they'll 494 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,440 be back at another party. I'm going to have to reach out 495 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720 to them soon and and talk to them. 496 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,320 But you know, but I see where they're coming from because like 497 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,280 I said, there's a couple here and you know, I would feel 498 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,200 awkward in the sense that, well, I'd be fucking the wife and the 499 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,280 husband be OK with that, because I told the husband, I said, you 500 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,000 know, I'm I'm monogamous to my husband with other men. 501 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,560 I said, but you know, there's exceptions. 502 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,960 You know, we just haven't explored that Ave., you know. 503 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,720 But I like some sexy black women. 504 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,960 And I tell you what, Bree and I were in the coffee shop few 505 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:34,520 months back and there was this cute little black girl and she 506 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,600 was about four foot 84, foot 9. Real tiny. 507 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,680 Real tiny. Definitely your type. 508 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,600 Yes, didn't look like she didn't have the the the small little 509 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:49,480 person legs. They she look like it hurt. 510 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,760 She, her body look like a 12 year old, you know, and it was 511 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,680 almost like, OK, let's make sure her face looks mature enough 512 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,920 that she doesn't look like a child. 513 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,080 You know, that's creepy. But she has a very mature face. 514 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,560 You could tell she's in her 20s, you know, in her late 20s. 515 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,240 But she has this cute little voice and she's fucking 516 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,320 adorable. And so Bree's like, Oh my God, 517 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,320 she works at the car wash and I'm like, let's go get her and 518 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,640 kidnap her. Did you get her number? 519 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,520 No, because when we were in the coffee shop she was talking to 520 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,800 other people and I didn't want to interrupt her. 521 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,400 But she's in the area. She works at the car wash, so 522 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,000 when I go to the car wash again, I'll be a little. 523 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,280 Bit cute, you know, get your hair done or something. 524 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,120 Yeah, I'll get her number the. Car be clean when you get there. 525 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,800 She's like, I don't have a dirty car, I come here for you. 526 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,640 Hey baby, I want that brown sugar. 527 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,200 Oh, let me know how that goes. Yeah, I told my husband I'm 528 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,440 like, yeah, I just want her to sit on my lap so I can do dirty 529 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440 things to her. Yeah, I've been looking for one 530 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,920 too. It's so hard to find. 531 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,040 It is a girl that would be OK with that. 532 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,160 Yeah, but. It's so odd. 533 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,480 What? Happened to the babysitter. 534 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,440 She started dating somebody and we never got to actually fully 535 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,520 play. Oh yeah, it was very sad. 536 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,080 We'll find yourself. Right at the moment where I 537 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,040 don't remember what I was going through, but I was going through 538 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,840 something, yeah, with my mom or somebody that it is all. 539 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,000 Everything collapsed all at once. 540 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,360 And on top of it, she cancelled. It was meant to. 541 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,400 Happen. Oh, yeah. 542 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,440 You know, I always think was like, well, maybe I always think 543 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,560 there's reasons for everything. So I never think like, I mean, 544 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,240 yes, I hurt my feelings for the fact of, like, so close, you 545 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,720 know? Like, yeah, he's already, you 546 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,080 know, my boyfriend's already played with her. 547 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,600 So I didn't know, like, OK, she's safe. 548 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:48,080 So I was excited. Well, March 1st is right around 549 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,720 the corner. You going to tear that shit up, 550 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,080 girlfriend? Well, I'll be working. 551 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,960 Yeah, you'll be working, but you can network, you know, you can 552 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,560 be like, hey. Yeah, I got to find out what if 553 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,840 me and my boyfriend have the same type we haven't explored 554 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,680 that I would want to share. You don't want to. 555 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,720 Share. I do want to share. 556 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,360 That's the only thing I want to do. 557 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,600 I don't want to be by myself. Yeah, I'm not into that. 558 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,840 OK, which is weird. I'm not into girls by myself 559 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,160 but. Well, you're, you're a good 560 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,320 looking couple, so it shouldn't be an issue. 561 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,600 But you know what he likes. You know, you're kind of you fit 562 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,360 the mold so. I mean. 563 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,960 A shorter, curvier woman. That's what he likes. 564 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,360 I like a little bit of like blew it more extra meat. 565 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,720 Than he does. Probably I like, I like a little 566 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,960 bit of a not, not fat, but I like little chunky women, little 567 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,800 chunky women, cute little round faces. 568 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,320 Yeah, sweet looking girls. Yeah, I get. 569 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,800 It the big boobies. Yeah, you would like our hot 570 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,560 Asian that comes to the parties. Oh my goodness. 571 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,440 Yeah, she's adorable. I don't. 572 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,240 Know I'm in the Asians. I have to. 573 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,600 See, you have to see. You never know. 574 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,320 Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to put it off me. 575 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,160 Like, I don't like Asians because, you know, there's 576 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,000 sometimes where you just like, wow, I'd do that. 577 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,840 There's so many great people you're going to meet at these 578 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,480 parties and I'm going to introduce you. 579 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,080 You're going to fucking love it. You're. 580 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,160 Going to like maybe our listeners will be there too and 581 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,280 then we get to meet them. Too well, if all of our 582 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:21,040 listeners came, we would not be able to fill them in this house. 583 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,800 Ones that are in town, they. Would be parking 5 miles down 584 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,360 the road because there's several thousand that listen to the 585 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,480 podcast. But on that note, Liv, it's been 586 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,080 always great talking to you and more adventures to come. 587 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,480 So until then, this is the closing episode of. 588 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,760 Call me Mistress Bye.