1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,560 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,240 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,800 I'm losing my voice. I'm getting over a cold. 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,280 And I've got the Barbie. Hi. 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,120 And I am sitting across the room. 6 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,800 I'm on of antibiotics, I swear I'm not contagious anymore. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,200 I've only been sick for I think 12 days. 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,160 God bless. Let's. 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:36,160 Shoot for 20. Fuck you. 10 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:39,560 Fuck you, Barbie. All right, so Barbie and I, 11 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,480 we've had a really kind of like a boring week. 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,000 Yeah, you saw some boring clients. 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,640 They weren't that fun. They weren't boring. 14 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,600 They were just standard new people. 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,280 They get them there. You're like, what do you want to 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:53,920 do? They're like, I don't know. 17 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,840 Like a teenage girl. What do you want to do now? 18 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,200 What are you wearing? You hang up. 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,920 First like. I wish we had a menu they could 20 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,400 just pick off of. You know, sometime in matrixes 21 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,320 do actually have menus. I wouldn't mind just like at 22 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,080 least a list of things I'm like here. 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,200 It's your first session. Here are things we recommend you 24 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,240 starting with. Here's our starter kit. 25 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,520 You know what we'll do? We'll create a catalog. 26 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,040 Yeah, and we'll let them choose from the catalogue. 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,640 Exactly because when you don't give them parameters, they don't 28 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,360 they the options are endless and they won't ever pick one. 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,680 OK, so we'll say like this is called the Grand Slam and. 30 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,880 That's where Barbie literally body slams you. 31 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,320 So Speaking of body slams Barbie, that would be a great 32 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,120 Barbie. Body slam Barbie. 33 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,800 That's. Awesome, that's already me. 34 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,040 At parties. I'm the bouncer. 35 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:55,840 I tell people. I'm big bouncer. 36 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,240 Barbie Mattel better not steal that. 37 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,360 No, I've been saying Mattel's listening. 38 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:07,080 They have bigger issues. That's great. 39 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,400 OK, I sound terrible. I can't believe I'm doing this. 40 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:16,080 But Barbie, we need to talk about porn. 41 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,240 I promised I cleared my search history. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,880 Yeah, could you imagine? So if we die tomorrow, right? 43 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,800 Knock. Knock on wood. 44 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:29,040 Knock on wood. What people would find. 45 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,520 Yeah, you better knock on wood, bitch. 46 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:36,040 What people would actually find in our search history and our 47 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:40,240 favorites on our phone. I feel like you would get judged 48 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,000 less because like at this point, like it's your life. 49 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,720 I feel like my family, since I kind of got a a double 50 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,480 personality going on, they'd be like, huh. 51 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,760 Right. I don't have a lock on my phone 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,560 though, so if anybody wanted to do that anytime they could. 53 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,160 You say that all the time. Yeah. 54 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,760 You like no lock on my phone? I don't, I just hate them. 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,640 I'm like OK. I was like, I never, I never 56 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,360 look up porn on Incognito mode because I don't care, because in 57 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,920 my head I'm a grown woman and if someone goes through my phone 58 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:12,280 and sees what porn I'm watching, to me they're weird like and 59 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,040 also like, you don't know why I'm looking at that porn. 60 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,760 That can be for research. Research, you say? 61 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,480 Yeah, I have looked up things like on on Pornhub before just 62 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,040 to see like when I first started like doming and like working in 63 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,400 the dungeon, I went on to Pornhub and was like looking up 64 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:32,240 like dominatrixes to see like what the fantasy that some guys 65 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,400 would look that up. We're seeing to see like how to 66 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,800 emulate it. Because I wasn't the best at 67 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,960 derogation and I still I'm not the best at like talking during 68 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,600 the scenes. So sometimes I'll go watch them 69 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,960 to see what they say. See, that's great. 70 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,600 That's a good research. Great way to do it. 71 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,600 Yeah, yeah. And sometimes I like to see what 72 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,240 weird shit I can find, you know. Well, I used to want to get my 73 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,480 tongue forked and that's how I went on Pornhub to look up blow 74 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,120 jobs with forked tongues to see how it worked just in case I 75 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,400 ever did it. You know, I just be using that 76 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,080 as wakey how sometimes I'm like, I got to look something up real 77 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,920 quick. That's fucking hilarious. 78 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,440 What did you discover with that that tongue? 79 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,840 It works just fine for a blowjob. 80 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,960 It doesn't seem to do any better or any less better. 81 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,519 It just looks like that you had talked you would talk with a 82 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,320 lisp. They say you do for the first 83 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,800 few months and then it goes away. 84 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,480 I was going to make it. This was like at the beginning 85 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,760 of the year. I was going to make the 86 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,640 appointment for this November, but I decided to hold off and 87 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,640 see where things go a little bit longer. 88 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,840 So I don't, I don't want to make a, you know, big decision like 89 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,720 that. And just like it's reversible, 90 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,120 like, you know what I mean? I don't want to do all that. 91 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,880 Yeah, we're a little off topic. We're talking about porn, not. 92 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,800 Yes. OK. 93 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,280 All right. Well, you know, they kind of go 94 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,360 hand in hand. True. 95 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:46,760 True. True. 96 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,200 True. All right, Yeah, I saw this guy 97 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,440 on a video. And if you go to YouTube, you 98 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,200 can video. I mean, you can see this one, 99 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:59,200 Dom, and she's actually looking at people just based on how they 100 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,320 look. And she'll decide what their 101 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,400 fetish is. She'll try to determine it. 102 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,880 And there was a guy on there and I I spotted it out too, before 103 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,760 they even said anything. He kind of looked like Steven 104 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,360 Tyler from Aerosmith. Long hair, younger, you know, 105 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:19,800 but very sexy. But just everything was very 106 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,120 long on him, like a very elongated body and everything. 107 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,040 And his kink was, he liked to be licked by anyone. 108 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:32,120 Yeah, anyone. He would get really hot and 109 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,760 bothered by it. I mean I get it, but. 110 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,560 Not, yeah, I know. Not by anybody. 111 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,520 Yeah, it's. Quite a few people I would not 112 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,600 want licking. Oh God, girlfriend, I got a list 113 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,000 of people. I don't want fun. 114 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,240 I got a list of people who are not allowed to lick me ever 115 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,920 right? Oh God. 116 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:56,280 So Speaking of licking you. Where is this going? 117 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,560 I'm scared you did not brief me on anything. 118 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,800 No. What kind of porn do you like to 119 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,960 watch? It depends, sometimes I don't 120 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,880 like watching porn. You know what? 121 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,680 I don't like watching porn sometimes. 122 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,040 I know, but we're talking about porn in general. 123 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,000 What kind of porn do you like if I do watch have you seen? 124 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,280 I like animated porn. I don't know how to why, but it 125 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:23,560 to me just it's less pressure. I don't have to explain it 126 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,920 'cause I feel like with like when it's people in the porn, I 127 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,840 overthink it too much and I'm like I'm not not into everybody 128 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,600 involved. Especially like if I'm like, 129 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,600 'cause like, I don't know, sometimes I'm just not 130 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,240 interested in the men in the porn and I'm like, no, I'm going 131 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,320 to go watch a cartoon because that Dick's fake. 132 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,400 Well, I'll tell you this much. I I know what you're talking 133 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,600 about with like animated porn. I remember flipping through and 134 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:51,960 I was I typed in like bull, you know, bull porn, and it actually 135 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,960 showed an an animated. No, it was an animated like he 136 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:01,600 almost looked like one of those. Thank you, thank you. 137 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,240 That's what he looked like. And he was. 138 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,280 Monster fuckers. Yeah, and he was fucking this 139 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,480 chick. I'm not going to lie, I've 140 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,600 dabbled in monster fuckery before, but it's not my favorite 141 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:20,160 thing on earth. OK, OK, so monster fuckery. 142 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,360 Sorry, I got a call like right As I said, monster fuckery, so 143 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,160 we need to take it real quick. No, but like, you know, have you 144 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,960 ever seen Bad Dragon? You know what that is the dildo 145 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,160 company. I remember when I was like 19, I 146 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:39,200 went to an anime convention and there was a Bad Dragon tent and 147 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,760 we went in there and I picked up on these dildos Mia and I shit, 148 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,120 you know, it was probably 4 lbs. It was huge. 149 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,800 But like, I don't know, like I've always considered getting 150 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:52,040 one, like not a giant one 'cause I'm not really a size queen, but 151 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,120 like I've always considered getting one just for funsies. 152 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:59,520 But I wouldn't say when I did dabble in monster fuckery it was 153 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,640 not true monster fuckery. I have some friends that would 154 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,680 like want to fuck the thing from Alien. 155 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,160 I'm not kidding. I believe it. 156 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:14,320 You know, I was, I was watching that the that one channel I was 157 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,200 telling you about with this Dom and and she was, you know, 158 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,080 talking to people on what their fetishes were. 159 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,600 And there's a thing called eggling. 160 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:23,960 Oh. Yeah. 161 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,880 Have you heard about that? So it's basically where, you 162 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,880 know, you can get a dildo that will implant these these jello 163 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:35,320 like eggs inside of you. Have you ever heard of nodding? 164 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,600 No. What's the nodding? 165 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,640 So it's, it's, so it's basically like these dildos that like it's 166 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:46,560 a thing in like like like the omegaverse almost where because 167 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,160 the omegaverse is about like, it's like animalistic, it's very 168 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:53,680 primal, but like the Dick will like swell up in the middle when 169 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,880 it's about to come. And so the Dick can't come out 170 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,320 and it's called nodding and they sell like some dildos like that. 171 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,160 I I think it's supposed to emulate like more animal 172 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,480 anatomy. So I'm not a big fan of that, 173 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,760 but it's usually connected to humans. 174 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,600 So like that's a little better. But sometimes I see that I'm 175 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,400 like, I don't know about that one dude. 176 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,760 Well, you know, if people wanted. 177 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,400 To stick that. Line it does, but. 178 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,800 As long as the Dick's connected to a. 179 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:21,840 Human. Well, you know what? 180 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:23,880 There you go. That's all it is. 181 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:27,040 Yeah, it's exactly. I mean, it's not as if they're, 182 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,280 you know, dabbling into bestiality. 183 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,200 You know, you should. That's that's horrible. 184 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,600 So yeah, use all the toys you want. 185 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,760 And I can't believe you have to tell people that's horrible 186 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,080 'cause you've had people call you wanting to like. 187 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,280 Oh yeah, dogs. It's like, Oh yeah. 188 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,200 Yeah. What do you think we're doing 189 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,880 over here? Yeah, it's the level of insanity 190 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,160 with that it is like. Anytime I've ever heard of any 191 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,320 of that shit, I'm like that is like the most appraised shit 192 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,080 I've ever heard and I know insane people. 193 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,160 You know, and I'm happy to help anyone with their kink, you 194 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,880 know, But again, there's a difference. 195 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,200 Between being like immoral and then being. 196 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,360 Kinky. Exactly. 197 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,360 I. Feel like if you do have kinks 198 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,920 that like, you know, you can figure out how to do it where 199 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,160 it's not fucking bestiality, dude. 200 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,720 Oh yeah. Go find a furry. 201 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,400 Like, if you need to, if you need to bang that out of your 202 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,800 system, go do it ethically. Don't, don't, don't be hurting 203 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,880 nobody over it. Yeah. 204 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,760 Furry sex is so much fun too. Seems hot it. 205 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,400 Would have to work well. Yeah, it would definitely have 206 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,120 to work well, but yeah, I've had furry sex. 207 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,640 It's been fun. It's great. 208 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,720 I have a question, when you were younger, how did you get access 209 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,000 to porn? Like because I imagine it's 210 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,320 different than nowadays, because nowadays you type in one thing 211 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,520 on your phone and you have access to like thousands and 212 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,640 thousands. Of videos, yeah. 213 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,640 See, in the 90s it didn't work that way. 214 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,240 Did. You have to. 215 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:54,160 Go rent Avhs you. You could actually go to those 216 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,680 porn stores and they would have, you know, a backroom. 217 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,680 Yeah. And then a lot of times you 218 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,640 could get, like, the porn magazines from them, so you 219 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:09,480 could order, you know, your porn tapes and DVDs. 220 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,520 The porn tapes, they were anywhere from, you know, $30 to 221 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,000 $45.00 even back then. Yeah. 222 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,680 But it would also they would also ensure that you'd have 4:00 223 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,080 to 8:00 hours on a video. Oh, so you owe. 224 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,560 So that's how much content on a video? 225 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,480 Yeah. Oh, wait, that seems worth it 226 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,080 though. That's like, not that bad. 227 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,720 Yeah, 40. $5 for five hours, You said 4:00 to 8:00. 228 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,520 Hours, yeah, a lot of it would be 4 to 8 hours because 229 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,160 sometimes you would get like double. 230 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,280 So they're like actual movies? Double VHS movies, yeah. 231 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,000 Ohh see like nowadays when you hear like porn movie like the 232 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,280 longest ones you usually see nowadays like. 30 minutes, yeah, 233 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,080 no, they would have like multiple scenes, multiple 234 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:57,000 scenes, multiple actors or they would have like multiple scenes, 235 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,280 same actors and based on the face back. 236 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,840 And watched old porn or anything. 237 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,160 Like that? Oh yeah. 238 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,000 I might, I might go look, see what I can. 239 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,720 Find, let me tell you, I, you know, like I said, you would 240 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,880 have to go and you could actually order on the, you would 241 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:15,360 go to even porn stores and you could get like the magazine or 242 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,960 you can go to a convenience store and you would get one of 243 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:23,320 the magazines and then you'd have to mail order a catalog and 244 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,800 then they would send you a catalog. 245 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Because the magazine was like, buy this movie. 246 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,720 Yeah, yeah. That's very inconvenient. 247 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,120 It was very. Inconvenient, but I tell you, my 248 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,960 ex-husband, you know, he started collecting porn when he was 249 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,360 1617. Addiction wasn't as rampant. 250 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,760 Oh it was crazy. He literally his bedroom. 251 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,680 He had an entire closet full of porn. 252 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,600 So it was just as bad as it is. Oh yeah. 253 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,960 Oh yeah, and I mean. That's much more shameful. 254 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,320 He had like put this in perspective. 255 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,560 He had almost 1000, 1000 VHS tapes. 256 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,280 So that's like 6000. Hours. 257 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,280 Yeah. Crazy. 258 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,600 Yeah, it's a lot of fucking porn. 259 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,560 That's a lot of VHS. Tapes, yeah. 260 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,960 And he had a lot of genres. I think I have like 3 VHS tapes 261 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,360 and nobody played them. I actually ran over a bunch of 262 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,280 VHS tapes last night. Why did you do that? 263 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,120 Somebody dropped a box of VHS tapes and I tried to swerve 264 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,680 around the pie level and I hit a few. 265 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,200 I didn't know what they were and this morning I was driving back 266 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,640 up that road and for a mile I thought there was tinsel on the 267 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,800 side of the road. But. 268 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,880 Now so many people have ran over these VHS tapes for a mile. 269 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,920 There's just the guts of them. And then I saw some people 270 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,360 trying to like collect them and pick it up, but I didn't know 271 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,360 that's what I ran over because I saw it and I was like, what the 272 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,320 fuck was that like? That's crazy. 273 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,160 I thought because it looked like a beer case almost so I thought 274 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,560 they were flat in cans so when I hit them and it was sturdier 275 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,920 than I can. I was like. 276 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,440 Well hopefully my tire doesn't explode. 277 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:04,720 That suck fuck. So in you genres of porn, what 278 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,800 are some of the other genres that you've seen? 279 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:12,240 I've seen a lot of genres, I'd say like I tend to go for like 280 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,600 less like sex. Like, I don't know, like why, 281 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,600 but like, I remember I was young guys who really like, like just 282 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,640 watching like videos of girls kissing. 283 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,360 Yeah, that did it for me. Yeah. 284 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,240 It's, it's sensual. Yeah. 285 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,560 And then if I did watch stuff, like I really liked videos of 286 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,680 blow jobs, but specifically, like, more like, like tightly 287 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,040 filmed, really kind of zoomed in a little bit. 288 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,880 So that's usually when I watch, like, titty fucking videos. 289 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,040 I rarely watch like actual sex. Like, even when I'm watching 290 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,400 girl on girl, I won't watch the part where they start 291 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,240 scissoring. I watch up until like boobies in 292 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,160 the mouth and then I just start the video over. 293 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,440 I don't know why I don't like it. 294 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,840 That's all. Me watching softcore on pornhub. 295 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,480 My God is softcore in the 80s was was still awesome. 296 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,640 You know HBO. You animated though, I'm 297 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,800 watching everything. HBO used to have an after hours 298 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,960 where they would use softcore porn and every now and then as a 299 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,640 kid you go and sneak and watch it, you know, it's so funny. 300 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,400 Yeah, so if I do watch like then fucking it typically is 301 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,640 animated. Yeah. 302 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,040 But animated gets. I don't recall it weird, but it 303 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,480 gets so like off the beaten path very quickly. 304 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,920 And I'm not going to call it weird because like I've I've, 305 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,560 you know, I've had some shameful, shameful masturbation 306 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,720 for or you know, that postnup clarity and you're like, I don't 307 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,640 know why I watched that video. I think we all get that. 308 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,920 Like I'm talking about because like it very easily goes into 309 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,800 like conflation. You know what that is? 310 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,680 Tell me it's basically where it's like it goes hand in hand 311 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,240 with like, like big Dicks and they'll come into somebody so 312 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,640 much their stomachs like swell up. 313 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,040 Yeah, it's, it's, it's a whole like fetish, like inflation and 314 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,960 conflation, like a big fetish. I have not seen this, Yeah. 315 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,960 That well it's hard to like know about it because you could only 316 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,880 really achieve it through animation. 317 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,520 Now I have seen videos where they mimic it for real and I 318 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,520 don't know how these girls do it but like or like I've seen guys 319 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,880 do it but like they somehow fill them their stomachs up real big 320 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,920 and I think they're using air or video editing to make their 321 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:29,440 stomachs look huge. But it's like it's very 322 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,120 interesting. I've watched a few conflation 323 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,560 videos. They're not bad, but like, 324 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,720 they're just not my thing. They're like interesting, Yeah, 325 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,680 I could see it interesting, but it could. 326 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,760 But it's a lot of like, you know what food cues are. 327 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,480 Putnari is basically like this whole like subgenre of porn 328 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,160 where it's basically girls with giant Dicks. 329 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,600 And. So it's kind of like goes into 330 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,800 like trans girl porn but like it's animated usually. 331 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,760 But they. Sometimes have Dicks and 332 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,480 vaginas. See, these are so many new words 333 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,680 to me. I love it. 334 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,240 But yeah, so there's a lot of weird porn out there. 335 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,760 Yeah, see, give me good amateur porn and I'm all about it. 336 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,240 Sometimes I like watching the weird shit that, like, grounds 337 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,720 me, OK? I don't know why. 338 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,280 I'm like, I need something to humble me. 339 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,200 I need something to be ashamed of, OK? 340 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,760 Like, you know, there's this one German couple and I watch them 341 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,880 all the time. I like to watch German, I like 342 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,760 to watch French, you know? Yeah, I like to to listen to 343 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,200 different people. I mean, sometimes Asian porn's 344 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,080 OK, but I. Find it uncensored. 345 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,640 Yeah, exactly. But you can't. 346 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,600 It's so crazy because I don't like the. 347 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,920 Noises, the girls I don't, it's a little painful. 348 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,120 Well, that's also why I don't watch like, normal porn 349 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,480 sometimes because the noises the girls makes, I'm like, that's 350 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,720 not sexy. That's scary. 351 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,880 They're like screaming for help. And I'm like, I will say 352 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,720 sometimes I, I am someone who enjoys a good stuck porn, you 353 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,400 know? Yeah, like, Oh my gosh, I'm 354 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,720 stuck in the washing machine sometimes. 355 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,360 You got to go back to the classics. 356 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,960 Oh no, I'm stuck in this window and I happen to have a towel in 357 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:10,400 the window so I don't get hurt. You're so silly. 358 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,720 Well, sometimes you have to go back to basics. 359 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,800 You do. And you know, like I said, I 360 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,200 like I like to watch different types of porn. 361 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,800 I think interracial is hot. I think gang bangs are hot. 362 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,200 But I think to me. I'm a big fan of Girl on Girl 363 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,600 and. Yeah, I mean, it's I like eye on 364 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,080 eye. I I'm like you. 365 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,120 I like the basics. I don't really get into the 366 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,840 whole animation thing, but there are a lot of people love fucking 367 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,280 animated porn. I. 368 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,000 Like it 'cause sometimes like, like, I don't know, sometimes 369 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,160 like you just hear bad things about the porn industry. 370 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,280 And so to me, it feels a little bit like less violating. 371 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,040 Well, it also is less, like, I hate to say, it's like less 372 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,160 violent. Sometimes. 373 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,240 Like, yeah, sometimes like porn, like especially like between a 374 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,120 girl and like a guy. Like I don't know what the the 375 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,200 vibe is, but I'm like, girl, that's brutal. 376 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,920 Like. Yeah, I get it, I get it. 377 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,800 I'd say like, but I don't really watch a lot of porn these days. 378 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,880 I used to watch a lot more porn, but nowadays I kind of don't. 379 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:11,800 Sometimes I do an audio audio porn and sometimes I just use my 380 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,120 imagination. Imagination. 381 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,920 I love it. Yeah. 382 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,120 You know. I think I'm more of a fan of 383 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,760 audio. I'm, you know, you know, you're 384 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,680 more of a sensualist. I can see that I think. 385 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,080 A lot of girls are, but I am essentialist so that makes 386 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,680 sense. My my porn tastes are just a 387 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,800 little odd. Yeah. 388 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,720 No, it's OK though. Yeah, I've never been turned on 389 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,840 by watching like people fuck in person, yes. 390 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:39,840 Online, no, I'm like you I but I like the concept of the amateur 391 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,720 porn because it's just regular people, you know, say. 392 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,880 When I have done watched it, it has been amateur. 393 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,080 Yeah, because it feels more intimate and it's less produced. 394 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,000 Yeah, I can tell there's a set of eight people behind the 395 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,560 camera. I am not into it. 396 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,960 Not at all, no. I need. 397 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,000 The lighting to be a little bad. I need your bed not to be made. 398 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,240 Yeah. I need your like your smoke 399 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,640 alarm to be beeping and like. Right. 400 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,200 I mean, very vulnerable On this podcast. 401 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,440 I don't talk about my port, no. It's OK. 402 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,200 I mean, it's, it's informative, It's interesting, you know? 403 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,160 I like watching sometimes like like some fetish videos that 404 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,680 aren't even necessarily porn. Like I because I like nylon, 405 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,440 because I didn't know nylon was a fetish until I got older and I 406 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,000 was like, oh, I kind of have a little bit of like a nylon 407 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,120 fetish. You know, yeah, it's sexy. 408 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,800 I found it really interesting. That's what you did during that 409 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,120 session the other day. Yeah. 410 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,200 Barbie went and put her arms through nylon stockings and 411 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,800 basically rubbed this guy down. I had to tell because he had. 412 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,720 A you said he had a stocking a stocking, so we had him in 413 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,960 stockings and and I basically like some I'm essentialist, so I 414 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,640 do like sometimes I do more like massagy things. 415 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,520 And so when she says rubbed him headed dot and do it wasn't no 416 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,520 happy ending massage. No, no, no. 417 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,760 You're rubbing his body. You're like giving him a body 418 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,680 massage because he could did. You see, like how he reacted. 419 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,920 Oh my God, he loved it because. I was like, we need to do 420 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,280 something because if he like came in saying like, oh, I, I 421 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280 really like stockings and nylons. 422 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,560 I'm like, well, we got to do something a little bit more than 423 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,320 just sticking in pantyhose. Yeah, I think I ended up. 424 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,920 Wrapping them around his face. Too. 425 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,280 You did. You did. 426 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,760 You just just to add to it. Yeah, I thought that was great. 427 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,520 I I like nylons. I think I I really like videos 428 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,560 of like girls or guys like masturbating like their Dicks 429 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,120 through nylon. OK, that's hot. 430 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,360 I think it is. I think it's very cool. 431 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,480 For me, there is something hotter with like a modesty. 432 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,840 It's almost like that, like, sorry. 433 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,640 It's like, yeah, there's a little bit of that like air of 434 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,760 mystery to things. Like it is, you know, when 435 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,760 things are a bit more covered, I always think it's a little 436 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,640 sexier than just being straight at Megan. 437 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,000 You know, I couldn't agree more. Like I love like wearing like I 438 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,400 always have something on and I fuck, I don't know why. 439 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,680 Like it'll be like like fishnets, like thigh eyes. 440 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,640 It's usually on my legs because it's easiest. 441 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,160 But like, I don't know, there's something just hot about having 442 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,760 something. On there is Yeah, there is, you 443 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,280 know, And it's like there's really nothing sexy at times 444 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,840 when you're just like laying there here, take me. 445 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,400 I'm. I'm not, I don't have anything 446 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,880 on, you know, it's like, what's the aesthetics of that? 447 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,720 You know, there's something sexy with that, like. 448 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,120 Run into issues when guys try to undress me but I wear so many 449 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,360 layers and my layers are so in place but they grab it and 450 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,120 they're like what the fuck and I'm like I have to undress 451 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,760 myself please give me a moment. That's. 452 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,960 Great, my outfits are cute, but they are hard to remove if 453 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,120 everyone likes the golf girl in a harness. 454 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,960 But have we imagined how hard it is to take off the harness? 455 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,200 The harness I know. So what do you think? 456 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,240 Is the been the most outrageous porn you've seen? 457 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:03,640 I will say when I was young I saw a vac bed porn and I but it 458 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,400 wasn't a vac bed, it was a cube. That was a back bed. 459 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,800 And I remember like, that was like my first, like exposure to 460 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:15,080 more I, I'm going to say extreme BDSM and I'd never seen anything 461 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,240 like that before. And I remember I told my friends 462 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,080 about it and for years that was the craziest thing we'd ever 463 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,040 seen. And then when I got here and I 464 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,800 did the vac bed, it seemed like, and I after like growing up, it 465 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,480 seemed very much less extreme. But at the time because like I 466 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,920 was used to just like boobies, Dick in porn. 467 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,960 And he had like a penis pump on it. 468 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,160 It was like nuts. And I was like, this is the 469 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,440 crazy thing I've ever seen. How do you even get into that? 470 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,120 And then like now I'm older and I'm like, oh, it's pretty easy 471 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:42,840 to get it. Right. 472 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,680 You know, my husband and I have a we don't have the cube, but we 473 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,880 have the ball. And he actually cube's crazy. 474 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,080 He was suspended. Yeah, I've seen the. 475 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,440 We want a different cube. Honestly, we want that, but we 476 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,960 have the ball and it's almost like he's in a womb and you 477 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,040 don't have access to any. I have to put the massager in 478 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,520 there with them and like kind of move it around. 479 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,920 I. Remember we one of my first 480 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,280 sessions we put the massager in there with the guy and it 481 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,400 immediately fell off. The second we turned back that 482 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:15,320 on and we were like his thighs just going to vibrate. 483 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,560 I didn't mind being in the back bed just because I liked the 484 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,040 sensory of it. I wasn't like sexually into it, 485 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,440 but I think it it freaked me out 'cause I didn't have the 486 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,840 earplugs in. I didn't want earplugs. 487 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,440 My ear, my ear drums blow. I feel like I'd like it if I can 488 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,280 control it from the inside. I know I. 489 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,120 Feel like I wouldn't want someone waiting there for 490 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,160 because I made it like a little embarrassing where I was like I 491 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,480 would enjoy this if I could turn it off and on from inside the 492 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,640 thing. I know right? 493 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,680 Which I'm sure like if we have it on like a little button thing 494 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,760 you could. But yeah, because you have to 495 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,000 turn the. Machine on. 496 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,160 You can't. Do that, yeah. 497 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,480 I'd say that was the craziest 1 I've seen. 498 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,400 Now I've looked up funny. The thing is I've looked up 499 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,120 stupid stuff to find crazy porn. So I've looked up like horror 500 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,920 before or like the word weird just to see what happens and I 501 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,560 watched this one horror porn and the girl like rips the guys Dick 502 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,320 off and like it wasn't real but like it was like that it was 503 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,720 like really crazy and stuff like that. 504 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,800 Wow. I did see a porn launch just to 505 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,480 see if it had happened, if a guy had ever put his head in a 506 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,360 woman's vagina and everyone read and seeing that. 507 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,080 That made me for. Life because I have a 508 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,680 photographic memory. God. 509 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,840 Yeah, you don't want to see stuff like that. 510 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,480 I don't know what I was expecting it to look like, but 511 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,320 when I saw it I was like I clicked out of it so quick. 512 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,360 I think I have to go. I have to go do something. 513 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,680 That was not fun. No, not sexy. 514 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,520 Yeah, yeah, some stuff just travels. 515 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,480 Into, not. Sexy. 516 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,240 You know, and that's the thing when I'm looking at porn, if I 517 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,160 see a gross vagina, yeah, or something that's like overly 518 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,560 hairy and gross, I hate. Close up I. 519 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,960 Can't do. Yeah, I can't do. 520 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,960 It girls, I do, I eat box but I can't do. 521 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,080 It yeah, I can't do that. That's why I think I like the 522 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,720 kissing and like maybe like boob stuff because like it's clean. 523 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,000 To me, yeah. Like it's nice. 524 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,680 It's cute. But I also think I'm AI like 525 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,680 sloppiness a little bit. So I really like spit. 526 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,720 So I think that helps. But also like, I don't know. 527 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,640 I know because I know the scissoring and porn is fake so I 528 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,880 can't get into it. Like when girls are scissoring, 529 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:26,080 I'm like, I know you're faking. You know, I don't, I don't know. 530 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,120 I, I think I, I've known one of my friends that actually likes 531 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,920 doing it. It was a kink for her. 532 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,280 But I'm like you, I just don't think. 533 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,400 I know scissoring can be done but the way it looks in the porn 534 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,840 like that's not the scissoring, that's. 535 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,640 No. 'Cause scissoring is a little 536 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,440 bit more like one person's laying down and one person's 537 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,640 standing, it's not as cute. Yeah. 538 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,880 But like, I don't know, sometimes it's just also I don't 539 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,880 really like the porn look of porn stars. 540 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,320 I'm gonna be honest, like. I agree when? 541 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,080 They're a little too, like, perfect, yeah. 542 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:01,800 And that's why I said I think that the amateur porn is better. 543 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,600 Yeah, I, I found myself a lot of times I'm, I like to watch 544 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,840 different types of fisting porn a lot of times. 545 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,040 I'm not into anything big with. Porn, I think it's hot. 546 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,400 Because my taste in sex and stuff, like in real life is very 547 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,280 different. Yeah. 548 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:21,240 I feel like the porn I watch very like calm, very like, you 549 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,040 know, it's nice. And then like when I have sex, 550 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,760 I'm like, I can be rough. I can die tonight. 551 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,120 That's great. Well, that's a nice way to end 552 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,760 it. Oh, we already done We. 553 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,360 I didn't mean to interrupt you about what you're talking. 554 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:40,720 About no, no, no, you're fine, you know, but just in general, 555 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,640 you know, talking about different types of porn, it's 556 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,440 just like, it's just an endless topic. 557 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,360 It really is because you can just talk because there's so 558 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,800 many genres and I feel like when you do what me and you do, you 559 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,520 see a lot of porn just incidentally or and not even 560 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,920 because we've just like, well, also like you experiment a 561 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,200 little, you look up new things, you do like it. 562 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,120 There has been porn. I've looked up and I just wasn't 563 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840 into it the way I thought I would be. 564 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,840 You know, stuff like I looked up, I think I looked up like lap 565 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,360 dances once. It just wasn't what I thought it 566 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,920 was going to be. I think I just wanted to get a 567 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,120 lap dance and I was like, oh, this isn't hot. 568 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,040 I thought this would be hotter. Have you gone to a strip club 569 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,680 before? I have a lot of friends who are 570 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,840 strippers so I got so if I'd go I'd probably see a friend. 571 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:31,120 OK, well, one night I, you know, I've talked about this with my 572 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,800 very good friend Missus Griswold, and we actually want 573 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,000 to go over to Niceville and there, there's a hole in the 574 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,080 wall, it's a little club and they do full nude. 575 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,640 So I don't think you're allowed to do full nude. 576 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,720 You're. Really not, but they get away 577 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,560 with it. Well, I'm saying here, yeah, I 578 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,000 think you have to have a very specific license too. 579 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,520 Yeah, well, they get away with it. 580 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,440 So either way, we're going to go there one night because it's a 581 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,400 lot of fun. Yeah, like, well, The thing is I 582 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,240 get invited to strip clubs a lot by like friends and stuff. 583 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,040 Like I'll run into girls in the club and they'll just, they'll 584 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,080 you should come dance with. Us. 585 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,360 Are we talking like babes? Babes escapes. 586 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,360 There's Adam and Eve. There's Sammy's. 587 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,720 Well, Sammy's is. Now a pony club, I think, yeah. 588 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,360 And they all want me to come dance. 589 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,720 And I'm like, girl, I'm not doing that. 590 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,240 Like love and respect that you do it. 591 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,200 I'm not brave enough because like, I was talking to like my 592 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,760 friends and I think they work at like, they both work at the same 593 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,920 strip club and they're really sweet girls. 594 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,160 And we were just talking and I was talking about how like, oh, 595 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,280 I do like a dominatrix and. Then. 596 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,000 We're like, Oh my gosh, she'll make so much more money if you 597 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,680 just come strip. And one, it's not really about 598 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,640 the money. Like, you know, you're not a 599 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,440 stripper because you're into, you're a stripper because you 600 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,240 want money, you're a dominatrix because you like BDSM. 601 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,840 It's accurate. So but I was explaining to them, 602 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,920 I said you don't understand. It's like at your job, they want 603 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,880 to touch you and they're going to touch you and you have to 604 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,080 often fight that off. I said at mine, I get to like be 605 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,120 in charge. I get to say exactly what's 606 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,640 going to happen. Like a guy doesn't think he owns 607 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,960 me because he threw me $20.00 because you run into that in 608 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,840 strip clubs. I hear my friends talk about it 609 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,880 all the time. Like they're like, oh, a guy 610 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,040 thinks because he's throwing money at you, he's allowed to 611 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,080 like stick his finger up like in your panties and stuff like 612 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,600 that. I'm like, hey, guess where that 613 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,880 doesn't happen at? Don't happen here. 614 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,720 Exactly. I like that control. 615 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,320 I like being able to like dictate what's going on and. 616 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,200 Like if you should come. Dance I'm like so I can get 617 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,840 groped every night? I don't think so, baby. 618 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,720 No. So I heard the clubs around here 619 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,880 don't like fat girls. I can't imagine. 620 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,760 I'm like, you know what? Their loss. 621 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,080 It is their loss. I'm. 622 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,440 Athletic, I can do a split. Right, because there's a lot of 623 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,560 men that like bigger women, you know? 624 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,600 Well if I did strip that means I I'd be like during the normal 625 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,920 hours so I can still pretend I had a normal job. 626 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,320 I can go to. The club at like 10 to like 3:00 627 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,040 PM, yeah, that's when all the people come to see fat girls. 628 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,480 And I can. Tell my friends, yeah, I work at 629 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,720 Dillard's. They wouldn't know. 630 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,480 Are we the babes? I got it, babes. 631 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,000 That's great. That's fucking hilarious. 632 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,600 Have you ever been a stripper? I've never been a stripper, 633 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,640 never really wanted to be a stripper. 634 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,680 And I'm like you, a lot of my friends were strippers. 635 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,120 My my best friend growing up was a stripper. 636 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,400 They're nice people. It was great, you know, but I've 637 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,280 I watched her just use her body so much to try to get what she 638 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,960 wants. It's a different kind of grit 639 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,840 you got. To it is. 640 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,280 It is. You definitely have to be more 641 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,200 willing to like, let your boundaries be impeded on, you 642 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,280 know, and not. And that's not a bad like me 643 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,160 talking down on strippers. I like strippers. 644 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,240 But those men in strip clubs are there because they they want to 645 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,840 almost own the women. Yeah. 646 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,840 Men who come see us want to be owned. 647 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,320 And it's a very different vibe. Like, you know, as men here, 648 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,120 like want to worship us, you know, and that's really fun. 649 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,920 Like, I really enjoyed that. I'm into that. 650 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,840 I don't know if I'd be into. I'm here, sweetie, I gave you 50 651 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840 bucks. Suck my Dick. 652 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,760 Yeah, no, I was with this one. This one guy, I really liked 653 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,880 him. He was, God, he was 3435 and I 654 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:25,560 was 21 and you know, he had the expensive car and the great job 655 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:30,200 and blah, blah, blah. But he was into BDSM, but kind 656 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,960 of in denial of it. But he liked to put a clothes 657 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,280 hanger and take the clips from the clothes hanger and put on 658 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,120 his nipples, and he liked nipple torture. 659 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,520 And I was like, well, there's other things that you can use 660 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,160 besides a clothes hanger. Yeah, like. 661 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,680 Normal safety clips. Yeah, like normal things, but it 662 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,960 was funny. Perfectly that distance apart. 663 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,720 Yeah, yeah. It was weird. 664 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,680 He was. He was an odd man. 665 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,440 He really was. I'm not. 666 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,800 In the nipple torture. But it was interesting because I 667 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,960 went out with him one night and he wanted me to stomp on his 668 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,440 Dick while we were eating dinner. 669 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,200 And I was like, oh, OK, you know, But he wasn't paying me to 670 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,320 do this. You know, We were just going on 671 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:19,520 a date and I was like, you know, God, I get paid to do this, You 672 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,880 know, why am I doing this for free? 673 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,040 I definitely. Feel that sometimes. 674 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,920 Yeah, you feel it. So when you were talking about 675 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,000 it the other day and I was like, I totally get you, Barbie. 676 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:33,360 But anyway, I sent him over to my friend who was a stripper and 677 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,760 she ended up going down and putting lit cigarettes on his 678 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,200 Dick at her strip club where she worked in the backroom in the 679 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,200 champagne room. Oh my gosh. 680 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,400 And let me tell you, he fucking loved it so much. 681 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,200 But he ended up giving her like 5-6 hundred dollars one night. 682 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,040 I was like, that motherfucker wouldn't pay me to stomp on his 683 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,040 Dick. He I just got a free meal you. 684 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,120 Know, that's the thing about strip clubs, is that the payout 685 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,640 can be huge. Yeah, but how often is that 686 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,120 happening? It's because my friends like, 687 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,120 oh, I made $1000 in a night. OK. 688 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,560 When was the last time you did that though? 689 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,040 It's exactly, It doesn't count. No, it doesn't. 690 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,600 It doesn't matter if you make $1000 once every six months. 691 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,880 It's nothing. It's nothing. 692 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,080 I had a friend who quit stripping around, quit stripping 693 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,120 because she said she'd walk in, she said. 694 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,360 I quit stripping after I left the club with $14.00 and I said 695 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:27,040 yeah. Yeah, you got it. 696 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,360 That's it. At that point, you just got to 697 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,040 go. Yeah, we're not in a big 698 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,239 metropolitan area either, you know. 699 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:36,159 No, I know girls who sometimes go up to New Orleans for a 700 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:39,040 night, see what money they can make or like a weekend. 701 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,239 Or I've seen girls go up to Atlanta for a weekend or two, 702 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,080 try to make some money. Yeah. 703 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,880 Atlanta, you have to have a specific look. 704 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,920 They like the big booty, big titty like BBL girls. 705 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,159 Yeah, they do. So, but like if you're going 706 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:56,199 more country, they like that more stereotypical, like skinny, 707 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,800 skinny girl kind of big boobies. Yeah. 708 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,800 Around here I think. Well, who knows? 709 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,120 Who knows? You know everybody. 710 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,040 Has a preference down 10 minutes ago and the certain. 711 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:08,720 Well, I, I thought it would be funny to end on, well, I could 712 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,800 die tonight, you know, and choke me out and I'm like, OK, we're 713 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,720 going to fuck it, you know? So if you want to see me and me 714 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,960 and Mia strip, feel free to come to our next party. 715 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,760 I have been trying to get Mia to buy a stripper pole. 716 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,720 I've been requesting two things of Mia, a stripper pole and a 717 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,120 cage. Look, I had a stripper pole 718 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,120 before. Did a big bitch break it? 719 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,080 That wasn't me. No, but there's going to be a 720 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,640 big bitch that breaks. It's going. 721 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,680 To be Mia. It's a it's a hazard. 722 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,280 It's me. As fault that I'm not a stripper 723 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,120 at the party I also want a cage so we can put rabbit in there so 724 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,360 rabbit now the. Cage, we're working on. 725 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,680 I've already talked to Charles about it. 726 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,480 We're working on that. We won't have it at this party. 727 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,560 Yeah, we won't have it at this party. 728 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,680 Rabbit's not going to be here anyway, but hopefully by the 729 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,200 first of the year we'll have one. 730 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,800 However, we're not going to do the stripper pole. 731 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,960 It is a hazard. You're right. 732 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,920 I could just see some big bitch coming in, jumping on it. 733 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,680 Yeah, ripping it from the. You're right, not all the big 734 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,280 bitches have. Decorum like they don't. 735 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,560 And we can say that as two big bitches, we can talk shit about 736 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,400 other big girls, all right? God, we were earlier. 737 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,680 Maybe that's a topic for a different. 738 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,720 Person that is a definite topic for another episode. 739 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,360 But in the meantime, you know porn. 740 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,560 I think the most you torture my dog. 741 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,000 I know. I I was curious one time and I 742 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,920 looked up what was the most typical or typically viewed 743 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,160 porn. Step sister. 744 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,080 No, no, it was breast play titty torture. 745 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,600 Oh, I don't like titty torture. I. 746 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,040 Like, yeah, yeah, but it was. Like nothing better than a pair 747 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,480 of oiled up tits. Yeah, yeah, it's true. 748 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,080 You can. Tell my bisexuality really 749 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,520 showed this episode I. Did. 750 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,960 I watch more girl porn than I do poor men. 751 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,960 I've hit my microphone 20 times this episode. 752 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,040 Yeah, hopefully it's not going to fuck it up. 753 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,080 Well, if it does, they can they can do. 754 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,520 It it's Barbie's fault, it's Barbie's fault. 755 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,440 I'll try to edit as much as I can, all right? 756 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:22,360 On that note, Barbie, may all your fucking fantasies become 757 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,440 fucking reality.