1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:10,620 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:14,620 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and you know my sidekick. 3 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:17,140 Me. Madam Live. 4 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:20,420 I. Love it. 5 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:21,620 How you doing Madam? Like you're. 6 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,620 Batman and I'm. Wait, what's the guy's? 7 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,100 What's the little kid's name? Robin. 8 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:32,880 Oh, all right. OK, you can be Robin. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,760 I'll be Batman. I am Batman. 10 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,080 Rot. OK, he. 11 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,600 Turned British. We need a British Batman. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,160 You know what? Yeah, we. 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:48,240 Do be sexy. Oh, the guy that plays the 14 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,960 taken? You're talking about Liam 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,800 Neeson. Yeah, he'd be a hot Batman. 16 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,920 He would be hot rich man saving the world. 17 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,280 Like he's on the phone. He's like, I don't know where 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,880 you're at, but I will find you. I want you down. 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:13,000 'Cause I am Batman. Fuck, I think our little panties 20 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,160 that we're not wearing are getting very wet now. 21 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,880 Oh, you're showing me. Oh oh. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,560 I'm wearing great panties. What the That's not sexy? 23 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,080 We didn't plan for. This to be sexy. 24 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,160 I'm not wearing any panties. You. 25 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,040 Oh. You may be over there. 26 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,120 All right, so Liv, I sent you the screenshot because it's so 27 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,600 sweet you got this guy and he is a little and he wrote me on Fat 28 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,480 Life yesterday and he said, I just wanted to say I came across 29 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:49,680 your episodes with Mistress Liv and fell in love with your 30 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,480 podcast. I love the positive words for 31 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,880 the littles and the love of having an inside look at your 32 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,320 wonderful profession. Thank you for providing it. 33 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,960 Yeah, it was super sweet. Yeah, I'm super sweet. 34 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,680 I need. To come in and see us. 35 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,240 Yeah, that's that's really sweet. 36 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:09,520 Now then of course, we have someone who said, who in the 37 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:14,720 hell is that girl in the outfit getting spanked in your podcast 38 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,840 video? Who are we talking about that 39 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:23,640 That is Charles? Was no. 40 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 It could be Charles, yeah. Because what other girl are you 41 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 all talking about? The other one I did was by the 42 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,080 pool and that was Al. OK. 43 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,520 And you know, I called her a good little girl, but she's that 44 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:43,800 girl Al on fat. So either it's that girl or 45 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:48,360 they're referring to Charles, who is, who is our lovely little 46 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,080 friend so. Yeah, he was on one of our 47 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,080 episodes recently. Yeah, some. 48 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,680 I'm digging that someone else wrote us again, I'm a huge fan. 49 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,480 Your voice is a hot fucking turn on for me. 50 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,080 My biggest kink is phone sex, especially when the girl talks 51 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,000 about me Cumming deep inside of her pussy and then she tells me 52 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,320 all about sucking my cock after I come to taste it. 53 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,600 Your voice is again a huge turn on. 54 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,920 Keep on with the great work. Cheers. 55 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,480 So we can always give him a little taste and say, oh, Gavin, 56 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,520 you want to cum in my hot, wet pussy with your big hot cock? 57 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,440 Yeah. No, thank you, Gavin. 58 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,200 Well, and you did so nice, like you say, pussy really good. 59 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,560 Do I say pussy? Really good. 60 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,800 I don't know how you do that. Oh yeah. 61 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:42,200 Because I used to do phone sex live and I always get so hot. 62 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,000 I would laugh. I wouldn't. 63 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,360 You would. Sometimes you could laugh, you 64 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,440 know, You could laugh. Yeah. 65 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,720 It's just some of the people that you talked to over the 66 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,000 years of doing this. It's just like, God, please hang 67 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,600 up the fucking phone. Don't keep talking to me. 68 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,360 Yeah, Yeah, it's because. You've done it for so long, 69 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,520 probably it's just like redundant. 70 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,720 Another guy doing this, Yeah. Yeah, it was extremely 71 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,520 monotonous. Then someone said I come every 72 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,200 day. I listen to your podcast just 73 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,240 because of your voice. See, I'm telling you, you have a 74 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,519 great voice. I'm sure you hear it all the 75 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:18,040 time. But. 76 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,279 It's still sweet. I appreciate that. 77 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,920 Yeah. You know, I said my passion was 78 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:27,400 always music. And so I went through three, 3 79 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,720 1/2 years of vocal training and I, I was taught to sing opera 80 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,760 primarily, but I learned to sing in four different languages. 81 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,160 So it was always music around. It was always being very 82 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,880 versatile in what I sang. So I can do a different 83 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,720 impressions. I can always try to be versatile 84 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,120 with my voice. But last October I got this 85 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,600 thing and it's attacked my vocal cords and you all can hear it 86 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,200 now. It's not as sexy as it used to 87 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,000 be, so. It's just a little sickness, so 88 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:57,680 it'll get better. Oh. 89 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,080 God, I hope so. I. 90 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,160 Mean it does get better and then it goes back again, yeah. 91 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,160 So it's been difficult not being able to sing in full voice 92 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,600 'cause I'm not supposed to be singing. 93 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,240 Is that what you did recently? You were singing. 94 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,440 No, it's me talking all the time. 95 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:15,800 And so of course my husband says quit fucking talking, you're 96 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,240 ruining my voice. You're ruining me. 97 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,480 Wait. Oh. 98 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,200 Yeah, that's sweet. All right. 99 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,640 So we really have, we have a lot of nice emails. 100 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,480 I can't even read them all, honestly, because there's a lot 101 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,200 on fat that are just like, wow. And then these are through our 102 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:35,280 own e-mail that we get. So, you know, I always say 103 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,960 thanks for us, for the support of all of our listeners. 104 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,320 I think it's a really great thing. 105 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:45,600 And you know, Liv and I, we are setting up our podcast room. 106 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,240 We're getting ready to do at least one video podcast a week. 107 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,360 Yeah, gonna see how it goes. I guess they can sit there and 108 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,400 look at us and. Yeah, while we talk. 109 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,360 Exciting, they can see. Like. 110 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,200 The other day, how you did that one little thing and you're like 111 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,320 the choking thing, You're like it's. 112 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,800 Like, yeah, I always like a lot of faces. 113 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,360 You do. It's hilarious. 114 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:16,760 Yeah, it's funny. The other day I took Charles in 115 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,240 the dungeon and you know he has worked so hard. 116 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,200 Really. With this party this week, I 117 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,400 mean, and for two weeks he came over, he's painting, he's doing 118 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,160 all this stuff for party prep because I like, you know, things 119 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,440 to be perfect. And he came over. 120 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,240 Anyway, I was like, I owe you a session. 121 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,520 Let me give you a little session. 122 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,520 So he's on the red box and I told him, I said, you know, I 123 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,720 couldn't find any fucking cuffs after the party. 124 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,480 So we're like hunting for cuffs, couldn't find any. 125 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,280 So we kind of roughed it. I had one cuff, then I had 126 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,120 another cuff. So I put one on his hand, one on 127 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,960 his, one on his wrist, one on his ankle. 128 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,280 And then I said, well, here, take this the the other cordage 129 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:05,240 that we have and it's from the greenhouse project that he did. 130 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,520 And I said be sure you restrain your hand and your your legs 131 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,640 because he likes to book up his legs. 132 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,200 I said, you know, get it tight. I don't, I don't want to see 133 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,040 your legs fucking move. Well, of course his hand was OK 134 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,120 because he could put his hand further down on the box. 135 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,640 Like I wouldn't see it. But his leg, he didn't do it. 136 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,320 I'm like. You're you were. 137 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,160 The fucking military. Now come on now. 138 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,560 What happened to a little special? 139 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,120 Not, not because I did it over here. 140 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,520 He's like, oh, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. 141 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,760 I'm like, yeah, you're going to be fucking sorry. 142 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,360 But at some point we put a plastic bag over his head when 143 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,920 he's getting ready to orgasm and I choked him with my hand and I 144 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,120 pretty much stopped the oxygen, you know? 145 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,760 And so he's just like, oh, God, I'm thinking he really enjoyed 146 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,400 himself. I'm assuming he did. 147 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,280 Yeah, Yeah, I'm. Sure he would. 148 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,800 Told told you Pretty pretty. Fucking Clear who enjoyed 149 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,160 himself. But point being, of all this, 150 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,240 I'd love to see people play, breath play with me. 151 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,560 The bag. Cool. 152 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,880 It's kind of creepy when you don't know the person, but I 153 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,200 know Charles. But if somebody new and I'm 154 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,880 putting a plastic bag over their head, I would rather not see 155 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:21,480 their face 'cause it's like, yeah, I think of like serial 156 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,400 killer, you know? I mean, yeah, yeah, right. 157 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,440 So kidding him. Yeah, but anyway, it was a fun 158 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,480 time. Now I'm glad y'all had. 159 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,720 Fun. Speaking of being cathartic and 160 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,760 therapeutic, this guy that came in, we interviewed him, we 161 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:41,080 talked to him about his problems and, and everything in life in 162 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,240 general and what he expected from an actual session. 163 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,520 And he had told you and I that he has cancer and he's going 164 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,640 through chemo treatments and that they had actually removed 165 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,840 his prostate. And he's like, don't worry, I 166 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:02,000 really can't get an erection. And so you and I were like, oh, 167 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,080 you know, that's pretty terrible. 168 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,360 You know, we're sorry about that. 169 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,040 And he's like, oh, you know, it's OK. 170 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,000 You know, I kind of enjoy the humiliation of it. 171 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,400 And you and I were very sympathetic with this because 172 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,040 we've dealt with this type of situation, not specifically with 173 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,640 that, but other people having their own issues, obviously. 174 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,840 And so I know you're a very compassionate person and you 175 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,720 gave him this incredible session. 176 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,120 Yeah, we did sounding. Tell us about the session 177 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,640 because I'll then tell the listeners what he did after the 178 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,040 session and how he wrote me and what he said. 179 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:46,800 Well, you know, I just did some simple like impact that was like 180 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,040 gradual, like I started really soft, gradually worked my way up 181 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:54,160 there. And then we tried sounding 182 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,640 because this session was only an hour, so you'd only can do so 183 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:01,240 much. And I did clothes pins on his 184 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,920 fingers and then sounding and he enjoyed it. 185 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,840 You know, like though I think we went up to like size four or 186 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,440 five. So I think it was really good. 187 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,160 It was a good session. That's awesome. 188 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,880 Yeah, he got to experience new things and that's always what's 189 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,600 cool. But yeah, it, it, I asked him 190 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,360 all specifically. I was like, if I was to give you 191 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,920 penetrative, you know, like pegging or anything, what would 192 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,560 happen because you don't have a prostate? 193 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,160 He says he still enjoys the humiliation of it. 194 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,160 But there is no prostate. But, you know, women don't have 195 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,320 a prostate. Yeah. 196 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,760 But I guess it's because it's connected to the vagina, the 197 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,280 vaginal wall. So, like, it still feels good. 198 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,440 Maybe that's why it feels good. I'm not really sure. 199 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,400 Maybe because anal sex is not the same as sex. 200 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,400 It's a different feeling, so I'm not quite sure if he would 201 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,200 actually enjoy it or not 'cause we never actually did it. 202 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,840 Wouldn't it be interesting to just be a man for a day? 203 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,520 Oh yeah, You know how much I play with my tank? 204 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,440 Oh my God. I put it in everything right? 205 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,840 Jello, The slime. I've been dying. 206 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,600 I would. Love it an actual vagina though. 207 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,400 Oh. Well, I knew what my vagina feel 208 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,080 like, I guess. I guess you know what? 209 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,480 The gripper, the greens, walls or whatever. 210 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,560 The Griswolds The Griswolds, the. 211 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,000 Gripper put put my Wiener in the gripper. 212 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,120 I didn't care how big my Wiener is, it's going that. 213 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,680 Sounds like a fucking wrestler's name. 214 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,560 How big you think your Dick would be if you got a Dick? 215 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,720 If God bless you with a Dick for a day, how how big you think 216 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,920 he'd give it to you? Ohh I like a 10 inch Dick. 217 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,360 I I feel like I have like a 5 1/2. 218 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,840 I feel like you, I don't feel like I have big Dick energy, you 219 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,480 know what I mean? Just like I feel like I have 220 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,520 like a 5 1/2. Yeah, slightly above average or 221 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,480 slightly below average. Yeah, I'd have a 5 1/2 and just 222 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:49,000 be sticking it in weird things. Yeah, I said to you and Abby 223 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,720 today, I said, you know, girls, 5 inches is average. 224 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,880 No. And they're like no, no, it's 225 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,320 not. I'm like, no, you bet. 226 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,320 You're just fucking guys with. Big ass Dick. 227 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,360 Well, why are they all here? Like I don't I, you know, I mean 228 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,080 like only big guys come for us. I guess. 229 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,320 I don't know. The little ones are scared of 230 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,720 us. God, you and your loose pussy. 231 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,240 I'm just kidding. I do not have my loose pants. 232 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,040 But it's still like, why do they? 233 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,640 I don't get small Dick people. It's like I check like only see 234 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,640 in your pants. Yeah, I think we just go after 235 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,360 big Dick energy. You must. 236 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,440 Yeah, you must. Do you think that that your 237 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,240 ex-husband, for example, I mean, he was the primary person, you 238 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:36,360 know, in your life, but do you think he was arrogant about the 239 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,120 size of his cock? He was very shy. 240 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,560 OK, how about the size of his Dick? 241 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,840 And you know, he had like slightly above average or 242 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,320 slightly or right on average, you know, he wasn't a bad size 243 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:52,760 Dick and. But to you average is 7 inches. 244 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,080 OK, but he was 6 1/2. OK. 245 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,120 So he was like an average. But then once me and him 246 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,360 separated, it was all uphill from there. 247 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,120 I went, OK. It was like each time it got 248 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,800 bigger. And the last one I showed you 249 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,240 that last one. Remember the one that was scary. 250 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,040 Yeah, I once I got that big, I was like, I'm not going back 251 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,160 that big, though. That's crazy. 252 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,360 I'm good at like 7/7 and 1/2. Yeah, I think my boyfriends 8 253 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,080 maybe I think it's bigger, I don't know, but I'm like good at 254 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,160 least 7 1/2. I don't want that. 255 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:28,560 Liv is dating my nephew my my my very first oldest nephew. 256 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,880 So when she tells me things like this, it's kind of. 257 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,400 Like don't tell. Me. 258 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,960 Don't tell me about the sad of his Dick. 259 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,040 I seen it when it was the sad of a little with a Gherkin. 260 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,840 It was no trust me when he was a kid. 261 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,560 You know you have children, right? 262 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:52,120 When you look at children is sweet and innocent, but you 263 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,080 happened to change your diapers. I'm kind of going to go with 264 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,360 yeah, he's going to be a lucky sumbitch when he's old did. 265 00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,960 You feel that way towards him or no? 266 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,600 Yes. One of my kids are like that. 267 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,720 My oldest was like, he's always. I was like, yeah, you're well 268 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,200 and down. It was a joke in our family 269 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:13,160 because then my brother, who's his father, said yeah, he didn't 270 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:18,920 get that from me. You know you get your penis from 271 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,160 your mom side of the family anyways. 272 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,200 Your mom. Okay, well there you. 273 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,000 Go so yeah, you wouldn't get from your dad isn't. 274 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,080 That crazy you get the penis size and your hair. 275 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,560 Your hair lost from your mother. That's wild. 276 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,520 Isn't that wild? What else? 277 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,760 What do you get from your father? 278 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,040 Feet. Nose. 279 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,920 I. I guess I don't really know. 280 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,480 I don't know research that part but. 281 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,520 Yeah, I don't know. You know, to me, I to me, it 282 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,240 shouldn't be like a divided of of traits like that, but I. 283 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,320 Guess it's natural. Like that's, that's a natural 284 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,400 thing. Yeah. 285 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,000 I can't really, I mean. It could be. 286 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,200 It's just probably superstition, because who's supposed to know? 287 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,720 I don't know. We're dominatrixes. 288 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,680 We don't know who you say. Women don't have Dicks. 289 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,440 I don't know what if I did? I supplied it. 290 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,840 I know one woman and she thinks she's a woman, but she's got got 291 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,960 a Dick, so we'll just stick to that. 292 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:20,160 Yeah, yeah, I would like my 5 1/2 Dick fit in all the right 293 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,840 places. Would you wouldn't like the 294 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,000 thick as a yeah, soda can? You knew I was going to say 295 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,920 yeah, yeah. You're like, Oh yeah, I want 296 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,440 that. Bigger, you know, it's a bit 297 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:34,800 small, isn't it? Fuck, that's hilarious. 298 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,520 Yeah, it won't be small after that. 299 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,080 Wow. Thick old booger. 300 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,120 You know, it was really funny that, you know, I used to do the 301 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:48,560 show with my former bestie and sad as it may to talk about him, 302 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,360 I've never brought him up in any episode after this. 303 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:58,520 But you know, he dated one of my dear friends and you know, he 304 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,280 would always brag about his cock like every fucking episode we 305 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,960 had to hear about the Masters cock. 306 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,240 And I was just like I said, okay, get a lot of your energy, 307 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,640 you know, just tell everybody how big it is, you know, and I 308 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,920 refused to go on his fat to see any pictures of it. 309 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,840 I didn't want to see it. I don't want to know about it, 310 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,640 you know, 'cause it's like talking about your brother's 311 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,360 anatomy. You don't want to talk about it. 312 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,040 It's disgusting, you know? Yeah. 313 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,800 And so and I know people would be like, oh Mia, don't be so 314 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,720 close minded, but I don't want to know about it. 315 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,840 I mean, we see enough digs, we don't have to see that one. 316 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,960 Right. And so one of the people that I 317 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,880 knew he had sex with, they're like, I don't know what he 318 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,560 always bragged about. It wasn't that big. 319 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,480 I was like, oh, OK, well, good to know. 320 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,840 Thanks for telling me that like. OK, well be to be fair, the one 321 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,320 you're talking about, she likes it girthy. 322 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,840 Yeah. So it could have been long. 323 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,960 Yeah. And then not girthy. 324 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,160 Well, you know, you can check it out on fat and I'm sure it's. 325 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,360 All over I will go for it. Yeah, you let me know. 326 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,680 Yeah, I'll. Tell you no, don't let me know. 327 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,920 I don't want to know. It looks like a carrot. 328 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,680 I'm just kidding. I don't know. 329 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,560 I don't even know who we're talking about. 330 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,319 Oh, wait, no, your ex best friend I know you're talking 331 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:09,720 about. OK. 332 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,880 So jeez, that's crying. Oh my God. 333 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,319 I've seen a Dick that looks like a carrot though, orange and 334 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:20,920 everything. He was a tan guy and his skin on 335 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,599 his Dick was like like a like a dark pink to orange color and 336 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,680 very skinny and it started at the base was really big and it 337 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,520 got really tiny at the top. It looked like a bag on carrot. 338 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,960 It freaked me out. It was gross. 339 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,840 They called my besties traffic cone. 340 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,920 Oh yeah. Yeah, so. 341 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,680 There might be some traffic cone, maybe the other direction. 342 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,680 So like, you know, go out. You're all about that big head. 343 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,120 You always talk, OK? The big head, because you know, 344 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,080 it's got that that. The Ridge. 345 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,960 Yeah, the Ridge is what's rubbing on your. 346 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,680 Your. Ridge is on the inside, yeah. 347 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,000 So yeah, that if you don't have that, then. 348 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,480 What are you just? Are you feeling? 349 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,320 Yeah, you're just. Opening your pussy up, that's 350 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:00,880 it. OK. 351 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,000 Thank you is incredible. Yeah. 352 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,200 You know, it's like I used to go out with one guy and I really 353 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,840 liked him. And I always said the 354 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,800 circumcised penis felt incredible because she felt the 355 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,400 skin move. Is great. 356 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,040 Oh, the uncircumcised. Yeah. 357 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,720 I feel like they have their their, like there's good things 358 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,120 about it and there's bad things about it. 359 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,320 So I mean, I feel like they all even out, but I think it's 360 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,360 really cool that they still have all their nerves. 361 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:28,120 So they feel you different. Yeah, they feel it more 362 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,320 intensely and like then somebody who is circumcised. 363 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:38,280 That's cool. Yeah, well, back to the guy with 364 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,080 cancer. Oh my God, why don't we like? 365 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,520 This I know, I know. We we go back. 366 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,040 It's OK. But listen, I'm sure you. 367 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,560 Remember. Yeah, I do. 368 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,560 I can go back. They know how they are. 369 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,800 They're like. So back on topic, ladies, He 370 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:57,760 was, Yep, mother digger. But but the guy was so sweet. 371 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,440 It was so nice. And, you know, I was kind of a 372 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,120 bitch because when he came in, I was like, look, don't block the 373 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,080 driveway again. You need to go move it, you 374 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,120 know? And I was like, damn, after he's 375 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,800 like, yeah, I'm going through chemo treatment. 376 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,040 I'm like, God, Mia, you're such a bitch. 377 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,440 And he was. Really young too. 378 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,920 Yeah, so sweet. Yeah, I didn't. 379 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,280 How old was he? He was 33, I think. 380 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,320 Yeah, 32 I think just. Somewhere in there, yeah. 381 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,960 Because he said that. But anyway, he ends up writing 382 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,240 me an e-mail and he's like, Mistress me, I just have to let 383 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,680 you and Madam Liv know that I ended up getting an erection for 384 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,960 the first time since I had my prostate taken out. 385 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,480 That is so nice to hear. Isn't that amazing? 386 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,840 Because he didn't think he was ever going to get an erection. 387 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,360 Well, he talked like his doctor says he he had it. 388 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,840 I'm sure he had doubt in his mind. 389 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,760 Yeah. Yeah. 390 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,960 Because, I mean, I'm looking at it. 391 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,720 I want to get hard, but it's not. 392 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,440 And that's so sad to think about. 393 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,200 So sad. Because girls, all you got to do 394 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,360 is put a little Lube in there and it's going to still work, 395 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,680 yes, but for guys, you can't do anything about that. 396 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:11,600 No, but he said, you know, with proper training now you know, he 397 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,120 could program his mom. How? 398 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,840 Do you train that? You know, it's masturbation, you 399 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,080 know, Yeah, it's, you know, getting it. 400 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,240 So when he. Goes to therapy. 401 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,640 He's just masturbating. Yeah, because I asked him, 402 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,720 believe it or not, that is a therapy at times for certain 403 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,520 people and certain procedures. I mean, yeah, I work here too. 404 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,640 He. Says can I masturbate for 405 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,800 therapy? Sure. 406 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,240 Go into your masturbation room live. 407 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,160 Yeah, just like halfway of the day. 408 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,280 Just let off some steam. Right. 409 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,600 But anyway, he had said that and I said, so how did you get hard? 410 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,440 And he says, I was thinking about my session with Madame 411 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,560 Lev, and that's sweet. That is sweet. 412 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,280 I thought Bam. My brain is so chemically 413 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,800 balanced because over here like, oh, he got turned on by. 414 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,320 Me that is so. Great. 415 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,600 Is it like, wow, that's hot? Like. 416 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,600 Well, no, I think it's normal for you to feel that way because 417 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,440 again, this was a guy who didn't think he was going to have an 418 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,040 erection. I know, and yeah. 419 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,600 We both see, you know, the effects of people being on chemo 420 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,920 and drugs. Yeah, that's, that's a lot. 421 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,120 That's a lot for the human body to endure. 422 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,920 I mean, how I see my poor little puppy and see what she goes 423 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,560 through. But you know, dogs take it like 424 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,320 champs. Yeah, dogs are different than 425 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:30,800 humans. When? 426 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,040 It comes to different. Yeah. 427 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,880 They had very few side effects from it. 428 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,600 So I mean, what for humans to endure? 429 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,480 And like you said, he's 3233 years old, I think. 430 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,760 I think that's just. He still looks really great. 431 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,560 He's a great looking guy, he said. 432 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,280 He was married so. Great body, too. 433 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,240 He had a cute little body once he took his clothes off. 434 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,520 Take your clothes off, boy. Leave that chain on. 435 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,400 Yeah. Nikki, Nikki. 436 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,920 Nikki. Nikki Funny, funny story. 437 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:06,640 OK, we're talking about impotence dealing with this 438 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,840 because everybody's just like it's mental. 439 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,320 It's mental. You know, guys have an issue. 440 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,360 You know, we don't know. We're not, we're not women, men, 441 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,680 we don't have to deal with this, like you said, Dick problem. 442 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,400 So we have sympathy for dudes who just can't get it up, right. 443 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,800 So years ago, I met this guy and this guy was like a stockbroker, 444 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,680 attractive, never married, no kids. 445 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,960 And I think he was like 2728 years old, super nice guy. 446 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,600 I was 21, in my prime, just lost my virginity, been having sex 447 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,840 with multiple people just to fucking go crazy. 448 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,640 Anyway, so I met him and he's like, why don't you come to my 449 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,120 place? I'll make you dinner. 450 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:54,440 We can hang out. You know, I'm like, oh, sure, we 451 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,400 can do that, You know. Anyway, he told me he's like, 452 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,000 yeah, you know, I just feel like the intimacy is so much nicer 453 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,400 and it's quiet. It's just you and I, And I'm 454 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,800 like, God, how trusting was I that I go to this strange man's 455 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,480 house. But he had a really nice house, 456 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,640 you know, he's very pleasant and everything. 457 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,280 But he told me he had social anxiety with issues, you know, 458 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,560 outside of the house. And I said, oh, you know, no big 459 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,920 deal it. Was nice of you. 460 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,680 Yeah, I was cool with it. And so, you know, after today, 461 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,120 he was very attractive and we had a very strong mutual 462 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,160 attraction for one another. So you can imagine the guy's 463 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,200 like 6 foot dark hair. He kind of looked Italian, which 464 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,120 was like, yeah. Yeah, you have a thing for 465 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,560 Italian man I. Have a thing for men in general. 466 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,800 I find I will find something attractive with a man. 467 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,560 As long as he's clean, he smells good. 468 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,480 Yeah, You know, mine's a lot of bad body hair, you know. 469 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,440 But anyhow. I like body hair. 470 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,440 I do too, as long as it's groomed. 471 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,440 I don't like the yeah, you know, the overgrowth on the penis. 472 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,680 You know, I don't like hairy balls. 473 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,160 I don't like wiry hair. Just saying, all right, I'm just 474 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,880 saying like chest hair, chest hair. 475 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,080 I love me to rub me some fingers through some chest hair. 476 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,680 I'm OK with that. Yeah, I'm with you. 477 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,240 Check out Andy Garcia and Godfather 3. 478 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,800 Holy shit he had fucking God gorgeous fucking Italian and he 479 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:26,040 had like black body hair and he put on a red satin robe. 480 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,880 Then he went to his dining room and shot 2 guys in the fucking 481 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,760 head. That was awesome. 482 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,640 He was sexy as fuck. I was. 483 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,440 Like. Oh yeah. 484 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,280 Anyway, so back to the guy with the impotence problem. 485 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,400 Poor. Guys. 486 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,360 Shit. So anyway, so after dinner he's 487 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,800 like, you want to go back to my bedroom? 488 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,840 And I'm like, oh, absolutely. So I just happen to have 489 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,360 something sexy on under my clothes. 490 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,680 What? What can I do, you know? 491 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,840 I just sleep on it, yeah. So totally. 492 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:06,680 So we got back and we're in his bed and he's like, look, I have 493 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,920 to be honest with you. I talked to you about my social 494 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,400 anxiety. He's like, but I have an issue 495 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,760 with getting an erection. He's like, I, I haven't been 496 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,080 able to get an erection in three years. 497 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,680 I'm like, oh, so well, don't worry about it. 498 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,520 Don't even think about it. It's not important. 499 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,960 He's like, really, I'm like I said, we can make out. 500 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,160 We can do other things. I said right now I'm going to 501 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,200 sit on your Dick and you know, it's not going to be inside of 502 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,880 me and I'm just going to straddle you and I'm going to 503 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,960 make out with you and I'll have a great time with you. 504 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:50,560 And he's like, oh, OK, he didn't know how to handle that. 505 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,800 So here I was in the lingerie thing. 506 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,080 He's butt ass naked because I'm like, take your clothes off, get 507 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,000 in bed. You know, let's make fun. 508 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,440 Let's have some fun with this shit. 509 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,040 You know, anywho, we're making out and it's really heated 510 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:09,400 passion, just big make out session and he could kiss. 511 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,640 I could kiss. It was great. 512 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,760 A lot of tongue and we're just hands all over, grabs my 513 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,880 titties. Boom, boom, boom. 514 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,960 Next thing I know I said I didn't think you could get an 515 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,440 erection. What is that? 516 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,960 He's like, holy shit, I didn't know that could happen again. 517 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,840 Well, good for him. Good for him. 518 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,160 I'm glad that you were able to get in there. 519 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,800 So I just that's a. Good notch on your belt. 520 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,800 It's notch on my belt. Three years of impotence, yes. 521 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,920 I just happen to have a condom on me, so slip that condom on. 522 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,640 Just rode that thing to town and said boom, we're going. 523 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,720 To get me one like that, give me a notch. 524 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,760 Yeah, you'll get you a notch. Come on now. 525 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,680 I've got a lot of notches. It's all marked off in the last 526 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,720 three months. Instead of putting a notch in my 527 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,200 headboard, I just put it in my purse. 528 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,600 Like mine's one kind of boot notch. 529 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,360 That's what he anyway. It was a fun time. 530 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,200 He's a great guy, so. Yeah, and he said he was good 531 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:14,880 looking, so yeah, even better. Fuck yeah, now you wouldn't talk 532 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,520 about the party. Talk about the party. 533 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,240 Yeah, yeah. We're talking about the party. 534 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,160 Yeah, we're talking about, you know, impotence. 535 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,640 So let's just jumped up. Funny topic. 536 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,880 The party from my angle, it was from the flower. 537 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,360 Well, yeah, you fell down the steps. 538 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,040 That was an issue. I know every time I go down the 539 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,160 stairs now I'm like this is where I fell. 540 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,680 You know, I've been very fortunate as a spiral staircase. 541 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,960 I know how easy it is. But you know, people think that 542 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,640 it's cool to have given you the one side when you're wearing 543 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,560 heels. And you're, he's a big guy, too. 544 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,320 I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. 545 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,040 And he was like, do you got it? And I was like, yeah, right. 546 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,320 Whenever I fell. Oh gosh. 547 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,400 So that was like 6 steps. That's crazy. 548 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,640 Yeah, it was pretty high up there. 549 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,440 And you know, it's, it's honestly, I wonder that you 550 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,880 didn't break your chin or something. 551 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,160 I'm. Surprised I break my leg. 552 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,760 I didn't even sprain my leg, I just have a bruise on it. 553 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,560 Because Barbie's like man, she like, belly flopped on the 554 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,520 floor. It was bad. 555 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,280 I did. I was like holy shit I wish I 556 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,920 could have seen. Yeah, I hit my chin. 557 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,560 I I hurt my wrist and then I hit, I hurt my ankle. 558 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,600 Yeah. Oh, I saw your ankle. 559 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,200 That's that's not pretty, but. Well, it's actually gotten 560 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,000 better. I don't know. 561 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,640 I thought it was gonna be way worse. 562 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,680 No, you're tough. Yeah. 563 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:39,960 So I sit right by the gate and I saw pretty much all the sex 564 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:45,400 possible in the tent. They use the fucking machine. 565 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:50,960 There was one chick and it was kind of comedic because she's a 566 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,040 friend and she's really cool. Super nice lady. 567 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,200 But. Every time somebody come up to 568 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,640 me and they're like, is Red Shirt still in there? 569 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,840 She's still fucking. I'm like, yeah, I think that's 570 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,600 number two or three or four maybe. 571 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,240 They're the one that came out and with that other guy was 572 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,800 like, I had to give her a break. Yes. 573 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,480 So that was the same girl. Yes, OK. 574 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,560 Yeah, I've seen her have sex with quite a few of them. 575 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,080 Yeah, and she goes to give me a hug because she kept her shirt 576 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,080 on with a lot of the set, with a lot of the sacks and and she 577 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,840 comes to me and she's like, oh, me, I was going to give you a 578 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,760 hug, but I got I, I kind of squirted all over my blouse 579 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,480 here. And I'm like, it's OK. 580 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,040 I gave her a little hug. I'm like, oh, cold wetness on my 581 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:43,160 blouse right now. It was fun watching her though, 582 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,280 like there was this one guy who had a great ass and she did 583 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,880 missionary so he was on top and man oh man, we're just watching 584 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,520 him go to town. You know why he has a great ass? 585 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,080 Because he's a very athletic in what he does. 586 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,920 What did he do? I'll tell you after the podcast. 587 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:04,520 OK. If I, if I told you, I'd totally 588 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,120 give it away to everybody. Couldn't do it. 589 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,320 Oh, OK. Because a lot of people listen. 590 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,880 I see. But yeah, hot fucking ass on 591 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,120 him. Yeah, he had tattoos. 592 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,800 Oh yeah, it was nice. Yeah, I was like wow, that ass. 593 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,440 Yeah. So literally all of us came in 594 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,880 just to watch his ass. Yeah, it was like 4 people. 595 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,480 Damn. And it was already an old guy 596 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,720 already in there. So got me that one guy, then 2 597 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,120 girls. Yeah. 598 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,520 Dog came in there watching that ass go to town. 599 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,360 I was like back on keep going shit. 600 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,880 My good friend Miss Master Bob, he was the older gentleman, 601 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:42,000 Master Bob. I like that man. 602 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,040 You like that, Master Bob? Master, master. 603 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,160 Bob, it's simple, it's easy, and he is easy. 604 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,680 He is. He is a cool fucking guy. 605 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280 He brought the two women with him. 606 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,680 He brought the white chick and that's his girlfriend. 607 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,720 OK, white chick. You know how many white chicks 608 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,200 were there? Well, they they were sitting, 609 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,080 all three of them together. He was the old white gentleman 610 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,240 Tamal the one with. The blue outfit on the leash. 611 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,800 Yes, yes, I liked her. She was cute, awesome, and I 612 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,760 loved the leash. That he wasn't allowed to leave 613 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,440 her, Yes. Or she wasn't allowed to leave 614 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,000 him. Yes, and then the black woman 615 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,560 that was with him, that's his wife. 616 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,480 Oh, OK. So they have this throuple and 617 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,240 they're fucking awesome. So the white chick is as 618 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:32,400 submissive his wife. I think it's just like a mutual 619 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,560 thing. I don't think she's really into 620 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,640 BDSM, but she loves to come to the parties and they're very 621 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,480 dear friends of mine. I just adore them all. 622 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,600 They're very kind people. They really are super cool and 623 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,240 this was the first. Part Yeah, they were nice. 624 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,360 Yeah, they're really cool people. 625 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,800 I can't, you know, regardless of how active I was, I kind of 626 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,320 stayed to myself. You did. 627 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,560 Every now and then you're like, I'm bored. 628 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,520 I was like, fuck me, I think you'd be bored. 629 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,440 I said go watch people fuck in the tent. 630 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,880 OK, that one I felt weird because one time I was like, I 631 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,400 saw some of them through the window and I like lifted the 632 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,240 tent over so I could see better and I was like, this feels a 633 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,360 little creepy. I was like. 634 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,840 You're scared. I saw you do that. 635 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,600 They don't give a shit. I know I feel I was. 636 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:24,960 Like what am I doing? Oh my God, kind of my person in 637 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,840 mind. But they. 638 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,800 Looking good over there. They were looking fabulous. 639 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,920 Some of them were just giving blowjobs and they kind of like 640 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,360 lifted up and look back and they're like, I was like, shut 641 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,560 up, get back. Then you saw our two special 642 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:42,960 friends use the new machine that we got, the tremor, and they 643 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,720 fucking rode that home and you had to sling bodily fluid over 644 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,080 your shoulder. Yeah, I was catching it. 645 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,680 Oh my God. Yeah, I was like, is squirt me 646 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,040 in the face and like catch it in your mouth. 647 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,760 I said no. I don't want to do that. 648 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,720 Now she has a nice vagina but warm wet liquid being squirt on 649 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,840 your face. It just, I don't know, I've 650 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,760 never had that have them before, so I wasn't ready. 651 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:08,640 That's like a a vaginal bukaki, you know, instead of cum on your 652 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,120 face, it's fucking pussy juice. Well, it smelled great. 653 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,480 I kept telling her. I was like, your pussy juice 654 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,160 smells great. You know, I'm glad it wasn't 655 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,560 squirting on me smelling weird, but it was. 656 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,160 It was great. Yeah, she's gorgeous. 657 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,600 Fucking no. But there there's nothing better 658 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,560 than watching 2 hot chicks on a fucking Sibian. 659 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,000 Basically, yeah. Yeah. 660 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,320 They were badass, honestly. Yeah, it was cool. 661 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,000 I was right there where the pussies were at. 662 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:36,280 This was. Called Love Bots the trimmer and 663 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,480 everybody seemed to enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed it. 664 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,160 How did it feel? Felt like a robotic Dick I 665 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,080 guess. Robotic Dick. 666 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,800 Yeah, like, you know, like Dick has like a it forms to you 667 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,400 there. It was like very hard. 668 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,040 So it didn't like form. I wish it would like be more 669 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,320 wiggly. But yeah, it was nice. 670 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,800 Vibrates and then goes in and out. 671 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,080 OK, yeah, the way Charles did it, I said was live on it. 672 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,120 And he says, yeah, it was kind of for science. 673 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,920 And I was like, shut the fuck up. 674 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,719 No, I got on it because I wanted to get on it. 675 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,880 What are you talking about? I didn't do that for science. 676 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,159 I mean, I guess scientifically I wanted to see if it felt great. 677 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,159 Everybody sees it. All like, he's like, it was 678 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,760 tasteful. I didn't see anything. 679 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,320 Oh, yeah, no, I just pulled everything to the side. 680 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,760 Nobody saw anything. But yeah, I wanted to get on it. 681 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,080 Yeah, So I did. And if anybody was to see would 682 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,199 have been just Charles because the way that I was angled. 683 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:37,560 But yeah, regardless of anybody who saw it, I got to do it and 684 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,440 it was fun and he controlled it. So I think it would be cool to 685 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,719 see this on video and actually watch. 686 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,199 She already tried it, just saying. 687 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:47,520 Oh. What? 688 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,840 Seeing you or somebody in general use the tremor, yes. 689 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,639 You should get that one girl that wrote it 'cause she was 690 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,760 fuck, she like broke the handle and everything. 691 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,440 She was going hard on it. She fucking broke the. 692 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,120 Handle I couldn't. Get I had to stay still. 693 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,880 I I couldn't, I couldn't go up and down on top of it for some 694 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,040 reason. It was just like, it was like 695 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,440 too much for me, I guess. Well, not like it was too big. 696 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,800 It was just too much. Yeah, because it was hard and 697 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,560 sticking in there. Well, my friend who broke the 698 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,160 handle, I saw her get fucked with the fucking machine. 699 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,600 And what you should do is try the fucking machine because 700 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,920 they're Dicks to me. They feel very lifelike. 701 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,480 Like I used one before and I was like, man, and we have two 702 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,120 fucking machines. I haven't used both angles. 703 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,000 I haven't used the black, but I've used the other. 704 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,640 Freaking Charles. Use the black one. 705 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,600 Yeah, I just be thinking about him like. 706 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,960 Don't use the black one. He was like, yeah, I was in my 707 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,600 ass and I was, I was letting all the air out for like 2 days. 708 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,400 Yeah. You know, it's so different. 709 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,120 Because men's assholes. There's so much different than 710 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,240 the vagina. I mean, yeah, there's a into the 711 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,160 asshole, there's a mouth you. Know yeah, that's funny. 712 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,240 I was going to say you could take the the fucking machine 713 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,320 home and use it with your bullfrond. 714 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,280 Don't tempt me. I know. 715 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,560 Could you imagine carrying that night? 716 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,160 At the apartment, Yeah. Go up the stairs. 717 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,560 Yeah, Forget the elevator. And somebody else gets in. 718 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,000 You're like, hi. See, I used to have the bag for 719 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,520 it, but the bag, anyone who's ordered it has seen the fucking 720 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,360 bag. It's like a wreck We. 721 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,200 Can take the Dick off it, nobody would know what it was. 722 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,320 I don't know. It made me feel better. 723 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,800 Yeah, I don't know. I would probably put it like in 724 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,240 a in a bag of some sort, you know? 725 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,920 Like a. Even like a gift bag something 726 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,240 or a duffel. Bag, duffel bag. 727 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,560 That's what I was trying to think of, yeah. 728 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,040 You know, protected but. Although you're about to stay 729 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,280 professional, that sounds like somebody's going to be dying. 730 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,880 If you put in a duffel bag, your murder tools, murder that pussy. 731 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,320 Do you know when I've ever done outcall? 732 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,200 I swear, the shit that I pull, you know, the outcall bag, it's 733 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,800 like, it's like, what are we like, you know, dungeon on 734 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,560 wheels? Like I said, I said this the 735 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,240 other day. It's like you can only carry so 736 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:19,280 much shit with you, but could you imagine taking the fucking 737 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,800 machine to an alcohol like somebody home? 738 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,560 I'm going to bring the his Smith. 739 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,960 That's what it's called. That one you're. 740 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,760 Not supposed to plan your your your times though. 741 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,560 No, you're not, so that. 'D be plan to. 742 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,160 I mean, you kind of have to because sometimes they'll be 743 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,360 like, oh, call yellow on something that you wasn't really 744 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,400 prepared for them to call yellow on. 745 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,560 You got to switch up the whole thing. 746 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,520 So you kind of got to improv a lot of times. 747 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,800 You just got to be good at it. You do, don't you? 748 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,440 Remember I always said when you start to do a session, never 749 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,120 plan it all out in your mind because it never works out the 750 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,680 way it's supposed to in your mind. 751 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,160 And then you mess it up because you're like, God Dang, that was 752 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,880 supposed to go. This way, yeah. 753 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,480 And so you just got to let it happen. 754 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,560 So I think those are good words to to end this on. 755 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,520 You just got to let it happen. You just. 756 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,080 Got to let it happen. Yellow. 757 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,240 Don't call yellow. No Yolo ohh. 758 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,560 Yolo. OK like you only live once. 759 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:19,120 Ohh, just let it happen. OK, alright, so until then, this 760 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,040 has been the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.