1 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,600 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,280 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got my 2 little 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,080 partners here with me. I've got the Barbie. 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:22,840 Hi and I've got Liv. Hi. 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,040 No British accent today. Good morning. 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,520 Barbie, can you do the British accent good? 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,320 Morning, good. Morning. 8 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,440 I'm supposed to. You sound like hands on Gretel. 9 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,520 No. No, no, Pinocchio or something. 10 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,200 Who is that? No, the gingerbread. 11 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,040 Man, you sound like the gingerbread. 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,400 Oliver Twist, That's what I was thinking. 13 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,320 Oliver's Yeah, I was thinking, Oliver, please. 14 00:00:53,920 --> 00:01:00,200 I don't not. My cum drop buttons. 15 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,680 Have. You seen that for sure. 16 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,480 I don't know what we're talking about. 17 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,920 All right, we're just going to go with Moe and Curly today are 18 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,200 the 2 Stooges. All right, bitches. 19 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,480 So let's get into the nitty gritty. 20 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,320 We're going to talk about some people today. 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:21,800 I like people. I. 22 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,280 Was going to say I. Don't. 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,760 Great. Let's talk about some of our 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:32,160 favorites or some of our worst experiences in the dungeon. 25 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,160 Let's do worst that's more fun. We've already talked about our 26 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,440 worst on here. You know what? 27 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,160 Not everybody remembers all of your words, you know, Because. 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,000 The worst for me is that this, this the shitter that took seven 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,280 years off my life. That's. 30 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,760 Oh God, that's. Almost so bad that like, we'll 31 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,880 take half the podcast to explain what happened. 32 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,000 That's so bad. About that one recently. 33 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,000 So bad. Yeah. 34 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,480 Yeah, that was. Truly horrific. 35 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,080 And the fact that my best friend was there, I was like, Oh my 36 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,440 God, the first time I bring her to the dungeon and it's that I 37 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,440 was like, you know what? Not bringing my friends around 38 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,920 what I. Was going to say, why did you 39 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,960 want to torture your boyfriend? Mia, I did not know that was 40 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,960 going to happen. I didn't know it either, but you 41 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:13,120 always expect the worst. I didn't. 42 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,520 I was like this will be cute and fun. 43 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,080 It was. Not fun. 44 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,760 This girl's trauma bonding. It was not cute and fun. 45 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,600 It was horrific. It was. 46 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,760 It wasn't terrible. It was it was awful. 47 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,000 And he had so many rings in there. 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:36,680 They just kept oozing out. OK, so this goes back to men who 49 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,800 don't do enemas, but see, I really think he wanted to shit 50 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,320 on you. He. 51 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,720 Didn't know he was purposely shitting, I swear to God. 52 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,520 I really think. Because I I've pegged my fair 53 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,160 share of men and you know, a little poop happens, but like, 54 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,560 shitting on the floor doesn't happen unless you try. 55 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,280 Yeah, no, Bree and I saw someone and we always called him the 56 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,800 painter because he always came in white painter clothes. 57 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,200 But in actuality, he would always paint the shit out of the 58 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:08,200 dungeon because, yeah, painting hasn't painted the shit. 59 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:13,360 It's an old expression. However, he would go and come 60 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,320 in, he would lay down, he would stroke his Dick when Bree would 61 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,720 fuck him in the ass. And the last time he was here, 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:27,920 she put this ginormous, you know, 12 inch Dick in his ass 63 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,720 and just started pounding the fuck out of him. 64 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,880 And it was not projectile. It was one solid. 65 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,480 Log Oh my God. And it came out. 66 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:43,720 Like and. Bree was about to throw the 67 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,720 fuck. Oh my gosh, it was. 68 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,520 An extra 6 inches on that Dick. But as he came is when his 69 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:54,400 ejaculated shit projected from his asshole at the same time. 70 00:03:54,720 --> 00:04:00,520 It was like, yeah. It was a lot. 71 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,240 I, I actually, we were talking about this person before the 72 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,960 podcast started. We were talking about I took 73 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,560 from somebody else, the one you saw a few times. 74 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,240 I was seeing him and I was pegging him and he like really 75 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,079 wanted to use a strap on. I just couldn't find 1. 76 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,640 So I was like, I got to do it manually. 77 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,839 I got to do it and I had him on the Gurney and I was. 78 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,640 Picking him and. When we were done he stood up 79 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,840 and there was just like brown spots around on his butt and up 80 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,200 his back. I was like, now what in the 81 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,680 hell? Is that and. 82 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,640 He's getting dressed and I'm staring and I'm like, does he 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,480 have like moles? He needs to get checked out. 84 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,440 He had shit and it had gone up his back and he put on his 85 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,600 clothes. It's too late for me to say 86 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,680 anything. He was gone. 87 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,800 The clothes are on. And so he left and I looked at 88 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,960 the Gurney and I was like, I'm going to bleach the fuck out of 89 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,360 this. Thing 90s like if. 90 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:56,000 You're going to take something in your ass, Skip a meal, enema 91 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,080 douche. I don't know, take a shit before 92 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,240 you come get fucked. It's really easy not to shit on 93 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:00,680 the. Table. 94 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,680 It's so easy not to shit on the table. 95 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,360 Almost every Horror Story is going to have to do with someone 96 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,720 shitting on the table. Yes, without. 97 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,360 Like without permission. Yeah, totally. 98 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:16,040 Now, Liv, what do you think your worst experience has been thus 99 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:21,200 far? She peed on my hand. 100 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:30,200 I haven't cut for a few moments. All right, so Liv, tell us one 101 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,920 of your worst experiences thus far in the dungeon. 102 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,160 It's still going to be that guy with the piercing blue eyes. 103 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,040 Tell us. That he would just be like stare 104 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,040 at me deeply in the eyes and breathe heavy. 105 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,200 I do that. I have piercing blue eyes. 106 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,200 Yeah, but it was crazy. It was. 107 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,800 Like kind of traumatic. I hated it. 108 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,240 And he came in twice and I was like, no. 109 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,760 And she didn't tell me it was me, the same guy. 110 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,880 So when I walked in, I was like, oh. 111 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,280 Did Mia ever tell you about my very first like session in the 112 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,040 dungeon? It was a a man that she hadn't 113 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,120 seen before. And he came in, he had a 114 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:12,280 ponytail and an eye patch and he came in and he definitely was 115 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:16,440 hoping we were hookers. Like Mia was talking to him and 116 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,040 he like come. And I was like, so like, it's my 117 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,280 first time in the dungeon so I'm like nervous. 118 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,440 So I'm like sitting on one side of him and Mia is like sitting 119 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:28,160 kind of facing him. And he was like, so is this like 120 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,880 a happy ending? And he looked at me and Mia 121 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,960 went, no, I think he was like, oh, I see, Wink, wink. 122 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,240 And I was like, no, dude, we don't do that. 123 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,560 It's an. Unhappy ending, yeah. 124 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,480 And then he was like, we're like, So what are you into? 125 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,920 And he kept so he was like, I'm into sissification. 126 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,240 And we were like, cool. And we went to like go get some 127 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,200 pantyhose or a skirt. And he was like, what are you 128 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,920 doing? And we're like, you said you're 129 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,360 into sissification. He's like, no, just verbally. 130 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,000 And I was like, oh, so you don't know what that means? 131 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,560 And then like, so we he basically just wants to be like 132 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,240 called a woman. It was weird. 133 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,160 And so he was so weird, they. Were like, you want to suck that 134 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,600 Dick? He's like, yeah, but like not as 135 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,240 a guy. And we were like, huh? 136 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,920 He's like, I'm not gay. And I was like, what? 137 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,120 And he's like, I just really like sucking Dick. 138 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,040 You have a Dick I can suck. And we're like, yeah, let us 139 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,640 pull down our head without our hard 8 inch cock for you. 140 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,080 So we ended up just like making him like suck on a dildo while 141 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,880 he jerks off and then he goes, can I watch porn? 142 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,440 We were like, yeah, sure. And then so Mia was like, what 143 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,880 do you want to watch? He knew the title of this like 144 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,200 porno by name. It was like bang, blow, like 145 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,200 group something. Yeah, blow, bang something. 146 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,960 And it was like the very specific handle of like the porn 147 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:47,080 video. Yeah, let Let's describe the 148 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:47,760 blow. Bang. 149 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,840 Tell us. It was, it was like a bukaki, 150 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,560 kind of. It was like a girl in the middle 151 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,080 sucking a bunch of Dicks. And I was like, I bet you wish 152 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,080 you were that girl, Han. He was like, yeah, I don't like 153 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,400 not. Gay, not gay. 154 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,280 He was like. He was like, I want to suck a 155 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,160 Dick, but as a woman sucking a man's Dick. 156 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,560 But I'm not a woman, I'm a man. And I was like, that's between 157 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,720 you and whoever you pray to. And you're I was. 158 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,480 Going to say you and your fucking mind. 159 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:15,520 In his mind he wanted to be a hot 25 year old chick sucking 160 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,240 Dick. Also he was really bad at 161 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,480 sucking Dick. Oh God, he was. 162 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,760 So I could. Feel the teeth through the 163 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,560 dildo. Damn. 164 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,160 I was like God, it was like sticking a dildo down a blender. 165 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:29,760 I was like I was trying to dodge the teeth, go back to the dildo. 166 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,120 I did. I was expecting to pull it out 167 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,480 chunks. And then he came like a little 168 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:40,159 burst of like dust. It wasn't even Tom and he was 169 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,600 no, and I'm making fun of him because he was an asshole to me 170 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,880 and Mia. He was really fucking rude and 171 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:52,080 he's never been back. Yeah, that, that was an 172 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,640 interesting afternoon. It was so bad that Mia turned to 173 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:59,720 me and went, I promise. Yeah. 174 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,400 I mean, it was like, I'm going to scare this girl. 175 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,480 Because you know, what people don't see from my point of view 176 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,240 is when people reach out to me via e-mail or via text, you 177 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:14,320 know, they'll describe some type of, of session that they would 178 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,440 actually want. And it would consist of, hey, 179 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,720 you know, I'm into sissification. 180 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,760 This is what the guy told me. So, you know, sissification 181 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,560 again, is where a man wants to dress up as a woman. 182 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,160 Now, there's also forced feminization, same thing, but 183 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,120 we're doing it forcefully. Like, we know you want to dress 184 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,280 up like a Sissy whore. We know you want to put on 185 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,840 panties. Don't be such a fag. 186 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,320 You know, it's that kind of shit. 187 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,560 But this guy, you know, they give you this illusion of what 188 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,640 they really want. In actuality, they come in and 189 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,920 they're not what they want. You know, they think it's 190 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,400 something else. Yeah, go ahead. 191 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,320 And buy a hand job or something like that. 192 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,480 But they want someone to jerk them. 193 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,440 Off. Yeah, no, we're not doing that. 194 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,560 No, we're too mean. Not nice enough you. 195 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,760 Can jerk them off with my sandpaper and lemon juice. 196 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,520 Yeah, I did jerk a guy off with. I took a goth spike choker 197 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,520 inwards around a Dick and he was like, Mistress, can I fuck it? 198 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,360 And I was like, yeah, and he did it. 199 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,000 So he did it. Himself. 200 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I seen that guy. You saw that guy? 201 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,160 Yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, I said that I like was 202 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,240 that guy that she's talking about? 203 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:23,280 Yes, I see him again. But the best part when Barbie 204 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:23,800 did it? Oh. 205 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,960 I would not. I would. 206 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,480 Are you sure it's the? Same guy. 207 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,280 The guy that you got put the needle in his Dick, Yeah. 208 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,360 That guy? Yeah, she has. 209 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:34,080 She has a weird view on what kind of men she likes. 210 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,920 OK. You both have really weird views 211 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,040 about what kind of men you like. Yeah, I'm telling you, I do. 212 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,000 Not have weird views. You kind of do. 213 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,080 I feel like I have had sex with very attractive men in my. 214 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,840 Life. The last one I saw, yeah, that 215 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,920 motherfucker was. Yeah, that. 216 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,520 Yeah. Yeah, he should. 217 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,360 He should be in film, yeah. Maybe, yeah, he's like a Top Gun 218 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,040 type of guy. I. 219 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,760 Think if we sweet talk him enough he would. 220 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,560 I think we could convince him to come film. 221 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,520 Something. Oh yeah, I'm sure. 222 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,960 He's, you know, make sure he's. You know, like Ken Barbie in a 223 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,600 few days. Oh, yeah, Barbie and Ken, we, we 224 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,160 actually went to a different sex party together once. 225 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:18,800 And when he he had like paid my way in and I pulled up and they 226 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,040 were like, oh, you look like an actual Barbie. 227 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,520 And I was like, yeah, I do. And I got kids inside for you. 228 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,720 He doesn't go by kid, but he looks like a kid because we're 229 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,520 both blonde and we look stupid when we're out together. 230 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,640 I'm not going to lie. No, I don't. 231 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,960 No, you don't. Gosh. 232 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,760 He was a normal emasculated kid though. 233 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,920 He was in a spider man outfit so I don't know. 234 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,320 It was a Halloween party so shit. 235 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,160 Did you see the ABS of steel and his hot fucking man piece right 236 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,640 there? I was seeing something in the 237 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,000 spandex suit. Let's just say he does not know 238 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,120 what a dance belt is. Me. 239 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:01,240 Either. Tell him Barbie. 240 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,640 Oh, a dance belt? Like what? 241 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,200 Like the male ballet dancers wear under their tights so their 242 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,120 decades swinging? Yeah, it's like a jock strap. 243 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,800 I'd rather that they'd be flopping. 244 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:16,880 You saw his. Like a jock strap is a dance 245 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,880 belt. It's a little bit live. 246 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:22,560 His band mate was there. For you, yeah, Liv says she want 247 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,400 to see a floppin. And that's the fellow that 248 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,080 wouldn't fit in the penis tube, right? 249 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,800 The penis. Pump He didn't fit in any of the 250 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,760 cages either. Christ. 251 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,920 Yeah, when? Your Dick don't fit in a fucking 252 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,200 penis pump. Yeah, you got a big fucking 253 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:35,960 Jack. Don't eat a pump. 254 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,200 You don't. You don't eat the pump. 255 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,160 You don't? Chill out brother. 256 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,320 You're going over his right shoulder. 257 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,720 Exactly. Your Dick and go, you said. 258 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,040 Those things don't come in white, so good for you. 259 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,120 Oh God, I'm still, I'm telling you what, the biggest Dick I've 260 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,080 ever seen was this guy and he was fucking disgusting. 261 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,520 And it was when I met him when I was single and he fucking. 262 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,560 Pulled that shit out. From his jeans with two. 263 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,320 Ham like an omen. It was. 264 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,960 It was. Crazy, how long was? 265 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120 It. Oh. 266 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,080 Probably 16 inches. It was fucking ginormous. 267 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,640 It was. Supposed to show me that 14. 268 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,120 Oh, I'm going to show it. No, no, no. 269 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,360 It was 27. No, 26 inch Dick. 270 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,880 Yeah, I'm going to show it to you. 271 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,120 Yeah, I was on a date with a guy and he like unrolled a 26 inch. 272 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,000 I would like freak out. I'd be. 273 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,560 Like, oh, it was beautiful. God, Glock it. 274 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,760 It was beautiful. Thank you. 275 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,000 I clock. Out my vaginas off limits when 276 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 they're that big. Hey, you pump your stomach with 277 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,280 it. I don't want to put my stomach 278 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,280 with nothing. I mean you could take like 7 279 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,760 like at least some of it like. Liv, that's who we're going to 280 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,240 see if he wants to come in. The 26 inch. 281 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,360 Yes, I'm going to have him meet you when you're single now. 282 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,400 Wait, you know the 26 inch? I would fuck him. 283 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,200 I sucked his Dick. It was great. 284 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,680 Do what? Wait, you know the 26 inch Dick 285 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,280 guys when he comes in call me please. 286 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,040 Please, I have to see this monstrosity. 287 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,040 I'm going to show you a picture. Let me get him a video. 288 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,640 Whenever it happens for. Me. 289 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,360 Oh fuck yeah, I want to video that shit. 290 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,560 Kind of. Car I chop it. 291 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,920 No, don't let me do that. No, it's beautiful. 292 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,880 You don't do that. What is wrong with you? 293 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,960 I don't. Know I like CDT. 294 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,040 I like CBT. Too. 295 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,080 I love CBT. So back to we were talking about 296 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,280 the one that you both saw. The final part of the story was 297 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,800 he was bleeding and you were telling the story and you're 298 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,560 like, yeah, he was bleeding, but it was none of my business. 299 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,560 But it wasn't. When he came in to see me, he 300 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,680 was like, yeah, I didn't want that intense, you know, I wanted 301 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,000 to come in for a little bit more sensual. 302 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,160 That's why I came to see you, because he was like, it was 303 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,240 after you. He's like, I don't think I could 304 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,880 do it again. What's crazy is that he told me 305 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,760 he wanted it and I started. Very sure at the time I'm saying 306 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,560 when he wanted to come back, he didn't want it the same way. 307 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,400 Which is crazy because like, I am known for being a centralist. 308 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,040 And so when he came in, he's like, I want it really soft. 309 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,240 And I was like, OK, and I started soft. 310 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,600 And it just like talking it up. Yeah, like, yeah, you just kept 311 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,640 getting into it. So I kept going. 312 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,760 And then afterwards he was like, yeah, that wasn't very intense, 313 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,400 was it? I think he's he was trying to 314 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,680 downplay it because with me he was like with that like middle 315 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,640 of the road. Or is that like pretty intense? 316 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,080 I was like, dude, you know, that was intense. 317 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,240 Like no he. Knew because we came in. 318 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,880 He was like, I didn't want to come in for something intense 319 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,920 like that again, not saying that he didn't like what you did. 320 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,480 I was saying like he didn't want to come back in for. 321 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,120 It he visited prior. That he came in twice and man. 322 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,640 I mean, before at all, he might have gone somewhere else and got 323 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,160 something like, you know. The. 324 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,680 Penis or spikes in the ass. You have no idea what people. 325 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,000 Are he wasn't like bleeding profusely but I think one of the 326 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,400 spikes cut him a little. Bit there's the Dick right 327 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,000 there. That doesn't look like 26 328 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,280 inches. It's 26 inches. 329 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,680 That's not. It's not. 330 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,120 That's classic. Yes, that's not hard exactly 331 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,240 you. Could jump rope with that 332 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,080 talking. Thing what even? 333 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,480 Happened. That has to be a condition pass 334 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,880 pass out when he gets a boner. Yeah, that's why he actually had 335 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,920 a reduction. So all these guys are 336 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,680 wheelchairs? Wait, the 26 inch is a reduced 337 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,440 size? It was, yeah. 338 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,640 He come along, but now. I would have to ask if I haven't 339 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,560 seen him in a long. Time. 340 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,640 If it's doable, I'll do it. Fuck yeah, it's doable. 341 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,360 And what's adorable? My body, my heart is 26 inches 342 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,480 from my vagina. I don't. 343 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,320 Want it's adorable poop my heart. 344 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,640 Look, look. How adorable. 345 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,840 He is OK. He's cute, he's. 346 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,400 Cute. He's like a little baby cute. 347 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,000 Yeah, he's baby cute. He's adorable. 348 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,120 Wiener. With a fucking Wiener. 349 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,040 Yes, all the difference. I'd fuck that little baby. 350 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,440 Yeah, I'll pull him up on Facebook and you show a recent 351 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,040 picture of. Him. 352 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,720 He's adorable. He's a full body pig. 353 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,160 Zoom in on the crotch will tell. Oh. 354 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,520 My God, I want to zoom in on the belly. 355 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,800 Because he's going to have a print no matter what he wears. 356 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,360 That's what I'm saying. Like, is he like taping it to 357 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,440 his leg and just hoping that they don't notice? 358 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,040 If I had that, I would not tape it. 359 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,640 I would walk around wearing white pants and he's like. 360 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,680 He probably would be tired of it. 361 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,360 It probably scares a lot of girls. 362 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,560 Never mind. Fuck yeah, they're the ones that 363 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,800 weren't. No. 364 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,560 What? You. 365 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,680 He's adorable. No. 366 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,520 Because. He looks like a. 367 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,000 Hobo in a suit. He's. 368 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,880 Not a hobo in a suit. He's adorable. 369 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,840 God, you're so mean. I'm sorry. 370 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,640 My. Gosh, no problem, he might 371 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,240 listen to this. I'm not saying shit. 372 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,920 Look, he looks cleaned up there. He looks good. 373 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,839 He's got a nice clean beard. You. 374 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:21,319 Forget what you were married to. OK, I'm not married to him no 375 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,839 more. Look, we all make a mistake. 376 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,440 He's. Four people. 377 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:30,280 He cleans up this one. Yeah. 3 1/2 I love it. 378 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,640 Yeah, there's. People in this room, we have 4 379 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,240 this week. Don't make a there's. 380 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,960 A lot of. People I. 381 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:43,160 Feel attacked? Got a little y'all, can't see it 382 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,080 but we got a foot rub station going on in here. 383 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:50,320 I forgot we were recording. This is go round and round and 384 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,120 round. Here we go. 385 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,800 This this podcast is definitely more conversational than our 386 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,760 usual ones. And this is where we need a. 387 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,880 Piece. Whose penis cast is at I? 388 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,400 Guess is Barbies. No, it was. 389 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,320 It was a gentleman that it was a gentleman that came to the party 390 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,600 several years ago and his mother was here at the same party. 391 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,680 Oh, yeah. And I had to say, hey, your mom 392 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,920 is here. And he's like, I know she's 393 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,280 inside. I'll stay outside. 394 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,280 Did they both know each other was? 395 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,360 There no. I had to fucking leave. 396 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,920 I'd leave. I would run a Actually if my mom 397 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,440 showed up here, I'd think she was stuck. 398 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,880 Oh lawyer you stayed low on. You're right. 399 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,960 Make my mom leave. I was gonna say this one here is 400 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,640 always telling me, you know, I wish my mom would like follow me 401 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,840 here one day so I can like lure her into the dungeon so you can 402 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:47,600 beat the shit out of. That kind of thing, that's not 403 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,600 media, no. We're talking about getting 404 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:56,560 jumped. We're talking about a holiday. 405 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:03,600 No, I'm not talking about shit. Yeah, I fell down at the party 406 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,400 and I still have a knot on my leg from. 407 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,880 That party was so fun. Well, you brought your entourage 408 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,920 with you and they were fun people, but they, I don't know, 409 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,640 it's just to me, it just was there was a vibe that I just. 410 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,720 I wasn't getting a house party vibe. 411 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,480 Like it wasn't giving like how it's like gay before. 412 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,960 Like usually like you come in and you're like sex party kinky. 413 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,640 Like there's cool stuff like this one. 414 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,320 There's cool stuff happening, but it wasn't as like fantasy as 415 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,960 it used like as it as it has been before. 416 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,000 Yeah, this one was like really like social. 417 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,640 It's just this podcast just mean you defending ourselves from 418 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,760 them. They sat us down. 419 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,640 They've done nothing but berate us. 420 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,280 And you all lured Charles in, so it's more or less. 421 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,000 Synergy is really nice for the room. 422 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,760 I I agree. I agree. 423 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,240 He's a ray of sunshine. Yeah. 424 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,600 Yeah, I got you. I literally. 425 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,440 He's like a lamp with some good aura, Yeah. 426 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,800 It's shining off your head. He. 427 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,880 Shining off your head. Alright, right now. 428 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,280 So go back to this. So what has been your best 429 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,720 experiences in the tangent? I like to speak. 430 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,840 Jesus. Where I got to stick the needle 431 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,160 in his Dick and he said Mistress can I fuck it? 432 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,920 OK. So that was your favorite him 433 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960 again? OK. 434 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,520 It's gonna be me and you're not really sorry. 435 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,680 I'm really bad with me and Liv are going to be fighting over 436 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,160 that guy. Oh yeah, a puppy Yeah, I'm 437 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,120 fighting for. It he's not, he wasn't a puppy 438 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,360 when I saw him. No, he was a puppy for her. 439 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,960 Yeah, he was a puppy. He's done like one or two 440 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,200 sessions. And he was like a power 441 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,360 struggle. It was nice. 442 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680 Oh. I know. 443 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,880 It was the same guy because he talked about you the whole time. 444 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,080 Yeah. Because he told me he loved me. 445 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,920 He loved me. Too. 446 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,960 My gosh. Because he was like, did you 447 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,680 ever fuck a guy? Look at me. 448 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,800 And I said no. Oh my Lord. 449 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,560 TuneIn next time to mistress me as podcast. 450 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,040 Exactly. Next time we'll have a topic. 451 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,480 I don't know, We'll sing and we'll give it a whirl. 452 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,440 Anywho, all right, so this has been the latest episode of. 453 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,800 Call me Mistress. Barbie. 454 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,920 Call me Mistress. There we go. 455 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:08,640 You say it better.