1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,200 Hi, before we begin this podcast episode, I wanted to read you a 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,160 journal entry from Evie Boleyn's Fetlife account. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,520 Per her request, it's titled You Found Me, You Threatened Me. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,320 I'm still here. Let's make this simple. 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,560 A man with a history of violence who physically assaulted members 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,920 of my family found my professional name and online 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,040 presence. He is now threatening to expose 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,160 me to my friends, family, and community because I work in the 9 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,200 BDSM workspace. He's harassed me. 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,440 He's contacted people I love. He's using my job, consensual, 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:40,040 ethical, legal work as a weapon. He wants to humiliate me. 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,520 He wants to make me afraid to speak. 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:46,760 Work exist. But I'm not afraid of people who 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,400 scream behind locked doors. And I'm done giving space to men 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,680 who build their power on silence. 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,960 So here's what you need to know. Yes, this is me. 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,880 I'm a Dom. I work with consent, with care, 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,440 and with community. I've studied, trained, and 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:09,280 earned every inch of ground I stand on, and I am not ashamed 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:13,680 of one second of it. This man wants to make me small. 21 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,240 He wants to drag my name through the dirt and pretend it's 22 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,480 justice. But I've already buried better 23 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,600 men than him. So if you're reading this 24 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,920 because he sent you something, if you're here because you were 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,440 told I'm dangerous, immoral, or disgusting, ask yourself what 26 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,120 kind of man goes out of his way to expose someone trying to 27 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,000 survive? What kind of man takes joy in 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,400 threatening women? And then ask what kind of woman 29 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:48,320 looks in the face and says you don't get to ruin me, I'm not 30 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,840 going anywhere. You didn't end me, you just 31 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,480 proved why did this work in the 1st place. 32 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:02,040 Sincerely Evie Boleyn, I hope you enjoy this next episode. 33 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,880 Thanks again for all your support and listening. 34 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,600 And this is the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 35 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,360 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 36 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,560 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv. 37 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,280 Hey, guys. She's sexy hot in her little 38 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,920 fishnet stockings today and we've got another set of legs 39 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:32,520 with fishnet stockings and she's the New Girl on campus. 40 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,880 This is. Evie Berlin. 41 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,280 Welcome, welcome. Well, I'm glad to be here. 42 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,000 I'm glad to be here. Yeah, feel free to chalk up. 43 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,720 Gotta watch those bars. Gotta watch the bars guys. 44 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,400 Hi. Yes, me not the problem. 45 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,960 Not at all. It's always live that is the 46 00:02:52,960 --> 00:03:05,240 problem. She's always ready to rumble. 47 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,080 I'm OK with that. Yeah, that's a good. 48 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:14,040 Compliment, you know, we got a nice little e-mail today and it 49 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,840 was from Tom. Shout out to Tom guitar. 50 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,040 Tom. Hey, Tom. 51 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:18,920 Hi. Tom. 52 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,680 And Tom said I could listen to Madame live for days. 53 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,560 She is so funny. And I said, you know, I'm 54 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,080 thinking, Tom, you just don't even know the half of it. 55 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,200 Yeah, I don't. I tried very hard to hold myself 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,120 back for people because I could be a lot sometimes. 57 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,280 It's funny, you never have to hold back for us though. 58 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,240 I'm just saying to. Prove I'm still down to people 59 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,880 like yeah, yeah, you can't respect me if I'm tripping over 60 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,400 my dress. Not at all. 61 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,600 I. Respect you more as you trip 62 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,240 over your dress. Then you get up and you beat the 63 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,920 shit out of someone. Like I'm like, she's got it, 64 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,560 she's got it, she's got great. She's beauty, she's great. 65 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,560 She'll punch you in the face. Yes, Evie, listen, when when she 66 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,320 started off in the dungeon, she was going through her clothes 67 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,800 and it was probably the first or second day. 68 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,480 She's she's dressing in front of me, she's trying stuff on and we 69 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,079 have this stinky foot guy coming in and she's like, I'm going to 70 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:19,600 wear these stockings. Well, I watched her three or 71 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,040 four different times try to put these stockings on. 72 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,160 They were inside out. They were backwards. 73 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,720 Then she was going to put her socks on over the stockings. 74 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,840 Then it was like her boots and and then she's like, oh, well, I 75 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,680 gotta, I gotta put this, this whole bodysuit on. 76 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,440 It was so funny. I just sat back and laughed and 77 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,120 watched. I was like laughing on the 78 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,680 inside. And I was like, I called my 79 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:47,200 nephew because they're dating and I said, Oh my God, Matthew, 80 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,120 to watch your girlfriend get dressed. 81 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,480 Is is comedy hour all over? I I just love watch. 82 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,560 It's hilarious, hilarious. Listen, it's hard, OK? 83 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,400 You gotta fight so many holes. You do. 84 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,200 You got. You don't know where you're 85 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,160 going. I get it. 86 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,560 You don't know. Where you've been. 87 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:10,360 Where where you been? So, so Evie, we bring you to the 88 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,720 mic because people want to know about you. 89 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,000 People have asked, you know, who's this new dumb? 90 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,800 And I was like, you know, she's short and cute in a little 91 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,000 package. Yeah. 92 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,640 Woman of mystery, though, I like a woman of mystery, so like. 93 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:30,320 Oh my gosh, you there. Let me know when we have a few 94 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:35,520 feet. Yeah, so I don't you have. 95 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,440 I don't know what to. I'm just listen, I'm weird guys. 96 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,480 No. We have to work at the. 97 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,120 Dungeon to be weird. Well. 98 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,600 You can't be normal here. Yeah, that's weird. 99 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,920 Do you like Do you Like lives? Theme songs that she'll come up 100 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,120 with new ones? I love it. 101 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,880 She's so animated. Let me tell you, the first time 102 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,160 I met Liv, I'm sitting out there. 103 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,400 We we come in, we're outside, we're outside on the little deck 104 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,240 outside. And she's just so you're so 105 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,160 bubbly, you're so sweet, and you're just kind of like 106 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,720 talking. And then I watch you do a 107 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,120 session. I'm like, damn, this bitch is 108 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,280 crazy. Oh, shit. 109 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,920 Bubbly. And like, just like, like, you 110 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,440 know, And then in the session, like, I, you just like, turn 111 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,600 into just like, I don't know, a sexy demon. 112 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,280 I don't know. Yeah, it was crazy. 113 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,880 And I'm like the duality. We love it, right? 114 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:29,160 That Dom space I guess. Yeah, you and I sit in on a 115 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,000 session with. Her the other day. 116 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,720 And it was with our our tattooed fellow. 117 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,080 And you remember that. Yeah. 118 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,960 And we're sitting there and we kind of sat back ways like, you 119 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,480 know, 1015 feet back. And we're watching. 120 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:44,960 And you you short. I am. 121 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,760 Short, yeah, you're short and you're sitting and you can't see 122 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,440 past that, that surgical table and you're like looking and 123 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,920 you're moving. Nobody the listeners cannot see 124 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,240 me this, but I'm like she's like, oh fuck it, I'm just going 125 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,760 to get up. So you go over there and watch 126 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,320 and all of a sudden she put all these fucking clothes pins all 127 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:08,080 over them and then she like like bats them off the guys body like 128 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,200 she going crazy like and I was like what the fuck? 129 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,760 Oh, he's 50, right? That was on his Dick. 130 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,840 It was 53 on his Dick, but I did not whip those off. 131 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,400 That would have been too much. That was all of them on his butt 132 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,800 back that she whipped. I'm just like front. 133 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,720 I don't remember. It was his front. 134 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:30,080 It was his titties and his, yeah, his nipples and 135 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,200 everything. And I was watching that was 136 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,440 like, Oh my God, that looks like it would be so painful. 137 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,480 He into it. He was. 138 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,000 He left. It into it. 139 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,320 Then he had the Prince. What is it? 140 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,840 The Prince Charles? Prince Albert? 141 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,400 Oh. Yeah, that was Prince Charles. 142 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,360 Prince Charles could be on a Dick anyway though. 143 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,720 I mean, it's Prince Andrew who's the fucking Herbert so. 144 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,360 I would I would have used it if it was completely round and I 145 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,200 would have hung his Dick up from the ceiling. 146 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,040 But the only thing is, is that it had didn't have that. 147 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,760 And like whenever you're, you know, doing anything else with 148 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,760 it, it just feels in the way. I'm like, get it off. 149 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,000 Then he's got a big hole in his Dick and it's weird. 150 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,600 Yeah, it will never heal. Oh. 151 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 God. That will never heal. 152 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,960 Isn't that crazy? Yeah. 153 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,960 Oh. That's scary. 154 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,400 Not a lot of guys who like it. They lighting the weight on 155 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,560 their Dick It's weird. You know why? 156 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,920 You know, if I put something on my ladies and I feel it 157 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,520 stretching, I feel like, oh, I don't want to make it all saggy 158 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,760 and gross. They wanted to be all saggy so 159 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:29,920 they can get a bigger penis. They're. 160 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,200 Trying to. Work out. 161 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,760 That's how I'm saying. That's how I feel about like my 162 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,720 titties and stuff. Like, I don't want it to be just 163 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,880 hanging there because I feel like it's going to stretch out. 164 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,080 Have you seen some African tribes how they take and they'll 165 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,080 stretch their Dick and they'll pull the fuck out of it and then 166 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,000 they'll wrap it around a pole and stretch it out some more? 167 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,920 It's intense. It's a practice and certain 168 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,160 African tribes, it's pretty impressive, no? 169 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,960 Thanks. I mean. 170 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:00,400 I don't think anyone's Yum, no. You know, Indigenous practices 171 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:04,040 and all that practices. Never me though. 172 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,560 No, thank you. So how did you get involved in 173 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,160 the lifestyle? So I'll give you the short of 174 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,080 it. I was, I was a weird kid. 175 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:18,000 And I liked, sorry, they were just go ahead. 176 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,200 But they're like, I was always into like, like cartoons with 177 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,960 like girls who'd get tied up and stuff like that. 178 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,360 And I would like watch those. And I'm like, OK, like I thought 179 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,520 it was normal. I tie up my friends because I'm 180 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,880 like, yeah, that's normal. And it didn't get weird until I 181 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,160 hit puberty. What happened? 182 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,240 Well, then I realized I was like, oh, I get the the rumbling 183 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:38,960 down under. Oh yeah. 184 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,600 You. Know what I mean and. 185 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:46,200 Excuse me clarify this. Clarify this. 186 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:51,200 Tamia, I would get the tremble. Let. 187 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,480 Me. Just sit up. 188 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,080 Don't do anything in that chair. You know she took my chair the 189 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,280 other night in the dungeon and fucked my nephew in it. 190 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,520 I said I want a new fucking chair. 191 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,880 What is wrong with? Them hey all I did was christen 192 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,160 it. I don't care. 193 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:16,280 I don't want your pussy in his penis on my chair. 194 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,920 She does anywhere in that dungeon. 195 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:18,880 Anywhere they're. Gonna dumb. 196 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,280 I'm gonna rub it on everything. Oh my God bless. 197 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,000 Just go ahead. Your little snail trail. 198 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,600 Yeah, I get really wet, so I must be like scooping it and 199 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,640 flinging it just like. Scoop thing, splatter it 200 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,120 everywhere. Flattered all over the walls. 201 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,640 This is great. I love this. 202 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,800 This is chaos, so tell us. What the rest of that statement 203 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,720 there? So, so I started to like look up 204 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,320 stuff because I'm like, I want to like girls get tied up. 205 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,040 I want to watch girls get like that, like all that other stuff, 206 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,400 you know? And that led me to so hentai. 207 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,000 I don't know if anybody knows what that is, but like cartoon 208 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,360 porn. And then like I just also, I 209 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,520 learned I was really into it. And so I told the story to 210 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,640 Charles that I was probably about 19 and I saw somebody put 211 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,480 something on their nipples and I was like, I'm gonna do that. 212 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,360 That looks like fun. So I put what do I have chip 213 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,200 clips for? You know, like closure chips, 214 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,480 whatever. Yeah, like you do, like you do. 215 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,960 I had me a bottle of wine, you know, and I went, yeah, this is 216 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,160 a, this is a cautionary tale. Had me a bottle of wine. 217 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,240 And you know I I DJ D with these. 218 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,680 Chip clips on. My on my nipples. 219 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,600 I fell asleep. Oh no. 220 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,200 So. When you took them off. 221 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,480 When I took them off, there is no feeling and I still do not 222 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,320 have a lot of feeling in my nipples. 223 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,800 Oh my God, but I liked it. So just don't fall asleep guys 224 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,000 beating some safety stuff. Learn from me please. 225 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,800 If you would like to retain nibble sensation. 226 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,320 Wow. But that was my first, like it 227 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,720 was a solo kind of thing. It was, that was my first solo 228 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,560 experience doing something kinky. 229 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:49,280 I was still a virgin. Like I'm just like, you know, 230 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,320 trying to feel my oats smells. I got into a relationship and 231 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,680 that person was also into it and we were both switches. 232 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,120 TLDR they were not a switch but whatever. 233 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,480 And we just kind of did like BDSM stuff, but we did it real 234 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,280 bad. Like there was number education, 235 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,960 we were 20s just fumbling our way through it. 236 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,840 Not safely. Umm, yeah, but that's how I got 237 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 into it. OK. 238 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,520 So from then you had, yeah, multiple types of experience 239 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,960 kind of in the realm of BDSM. I did so I worked as a Cam girl 240 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,000 for a little while. Umm. 241 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,480 What is a Cam girl? A Cam girl? 242 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,880 It's a little girl. Not a little girl. 243 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:31,960 Not a little girl. It's a it's a girl who you know 244 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,040 or a person or whatever. It's just somebody who just 245 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:38,960 shows titty ass on camera. That actually gave me 246 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,480 experience, a lot of experience into different kinds of kink 247 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,080 because like people would. It's kind of think of it like a 248 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,240 stepping stone of like paying someone to come have an 249 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,600 experience, except this is safe on the Internet. 250 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,680 I learned how to like Edom, which is a difficult thing to 251 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,520 do. It's not you can't touch them, 252 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,920 but you're like, I learned how to do Jack off instructions, 253 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,640 like comedy instructions. Learned that people were really 254 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,840 weird and that I was not as weird as I thought it was. 255 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,160 But yeah, you can, you can do like I did all kinds of 256 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,280 services. So like I would, you know, show 257 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,400 the. You know the strangest thing 258 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,200 someone had asked me to do and they paid me to do this. 259 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,240 I've never talked about this on the podcast. 260 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,160 It was someone would actually pay me to put my webcam up while 261 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,280 I was sleeping and they'd watch me sleep. 262 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,880 Yeah. There are people who are into 263 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,480 that. Yeah, it was interesting. 264 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,760 So all I could think about was Oh my God, am I snoring? 265 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,040 I. Probably want that a little. 266 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,480 Bit like my sleep. So yeah, snoring is no. 267 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,440 My God, I. Know and I thought I was over 268 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,120 here like I'm not gonna fart for like 3 months and he's like 269 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,800 girl, you've been doing it this whole time. 270 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,360 You just hold it during the day and then just. 271 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,200 Like getting this, my body just lets it out. 272 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,640 Wow, I know. I thought I was concealing 273 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,320 myself. Like no, I never pooped. 274 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,640 Never. People think you're their dream. 275 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,680 Girl, I know, right? They have no clue. 276 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,160 You need to fucking febreze up your asshole at night. 277 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:03,280 Bloody poops, but live, yes. I used to but I do have a queef. 278 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,000 You gonna queef on the? Plate for us. 279 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,280 Queef. Queef queef I can. 280 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,480 Do it. Just get left and finish her 281 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,680 three and I'll queef I. Don't they don't know? 282 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,360 They don't know my story? Now I'm like, I'm thinking about 283 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,960 live queefing I'm terrible at talking about. 284 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,880 Myself, you know, it's OK. That just shows you're you're a 285 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,040 modest person, you know, I know I immediately liked you when I 286 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,720 met you. And it was interesting because 287 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,920 we will not tell people this part, but we had an initial 288 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,440 friend of the past for both you and I who we're no longer 289 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,320 friends with. Yeah. 290 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,680 And you said, oh, yeah. Did you know? 291 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,920 Such and such. And I'm like, oh, God. 292 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,560 And when we said that, I was like, I'm not going to hold it 293 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,240 against this girl. So glad you didn't. 294 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,840 I'm not. Because I'm like, you know, I 295 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,080 automatically liked her because she wrote me, because you know, 296 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,800 there's a lot of doms and or wannabe doms, you know, who want 297 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,480 to work in the dungeon who write me and e-mail me. 298 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,720 Hey, can you train me? Hey, this is this. 299 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,760 And for some reason I was like, I like this girl in this e-mail. 300 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,240 I could just tell. And then when I got that and 301 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,800 you're like, God, I know such and such. 302 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,600 I'm like. You should have blocked me, 303 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,680 right, Because I didn't know that you weren't on good terms 304 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,720 with that person. And so I was not like, I am also 305 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,880 not on good terms with that person. 306 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,360 So yeah, I'm surprised you did not block me. 307 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,880 And. Then after that we're like, oh, 308 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,920 you really hate it. I'm like, yes, I really fucking 309 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,720 hate them. Yes, exactly. 310 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,920 It's mutual. Bonding times. 311 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,160 It was bonding time. Yeah. 312 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,880 Because we were, we were sharing these details because I was 313 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,480 never intimate with this person. She was intimate with the 314 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,400 person. And I, I've always tried to 315 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,720 think about when I first met this individual, I thought, was 316 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,440 there some type of commonality that I was, I could relate to 317 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,040 this person, you know, did I like them? 318 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,960 And I liked initially I could see a sweet innocence. 319 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,440 And that's what I, I always see in certain people. 320 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,200 And it's like the sweet innocence from when they were a 321 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,520 child. And I think that appeals to me 322 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,600 because I've always said I've been the favorite aunt of all my 323 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,520 nieces and nephews. And I think we all have that 324 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,080 childlike side to us. And then when I kind of heard 325 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,160 their past and their story with their parents and what they've 326 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,440 had to deal with, that's when I felt more compassionate for this 327 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,160 person. But then that person turns into 328 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,000 an untitled piece of garbage. And then you just want to kick 329 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,240 them in the balls and tell them, please don't ever speak to me 330 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,440 again. He said something very offensive 331 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,040 to you and you're like, yeah, no, you need to fuck up, you're 332 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,320 done. It was a very vulnerable moment. 333 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,760 Like for anybody listening, do not critique someones body when 334 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,320 you have someone tied up guys, that's just poor form. 335 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,720 And I'm thinking, I'm thinking when you told me this, I was 336 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:57,800 like, he's so lucky he had you in bed for one. 337 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,560 I know I was in the deep. I I did not love myself. 338 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,480 Because I was like, why would you? 339 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,520 I mean, you're hot. Thank you. 340 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,319 Why that, you know, but you probably felt some link of 341 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,880 compassion with this person. Yeah. 342 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,440 I mean, I don't think that this person, because we met there 343 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,400 like they were in a local group and I was like, you know what, 344 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,760 like I want to like actually try to, you know, I had gotten out 345 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,880 of a really bad long term relationship. 346 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,480 So I just wanted to kind of date. 347 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,480 I didn't want to get into a relationship. 348 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,640 I just wanted to date and play and like gain experience, 349 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,040 community. And they seemed really 350 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,680 knowledgeable, but they wanted something that I just wasn't 351 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,960 willing to give. So like I'm a switch in my real 352 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,840 life. And so like I need both, you 353 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,560 know, Sure. But they wanted me just to be 354 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,280 their mommy Dom, their mommy Dommy. 355 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,200 And yeah, they didn't. At some point they stopped 356 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,920 seeing me as it was a human being. 357 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,200 Like in the dungeon. It's one thing I'm curating a 358 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,240 fantasy for you. I'm like in the scene with you, 359 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,200 but in like a relationship, you know, I just can't live in that. 360 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,160 And I'm not judging people who do you know, I'm not there's, 361 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,360 I'm not thinking anyone's young people who live the lifestyle 362 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,680 24/7 like you do. But yeah, you know, I have 363 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,160 nieces and nephews. I had, you know, a really like 364 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,440 taxing job. And so no, like, it's sometimes 365 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,080 I cannot be the Dom constantly for you. 366 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,040 And I started feeling more like a king dispenser than a person. 367 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,920 Yeah, Yeah. Exactly because he is a 368 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920 succubus. He's the type of person that 369 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,400 would suck every fucking ounce of energy you know you had 370 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,400 towards the lifestyle and it makes resent them and hate that 371 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,680 person ultimately, you know, I just felt so much hate after 372 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,000 that and I was like, okay, Mia, you can't feel with hate. 373 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,400 You can't do this. But anywho, not that we're going 374 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,120 to monopolize that topic by any means. 375 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,080 I spit on you. You know, there's a lot of 376 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,280 people that listen to this. And you know, I say this, I say 377 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,520 this quite a bit because I'm rather proud of the fact that 378 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,600 we're in 186 countries. Awesome. 379 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,520 You know, so trust me, there's a lot of people are going to 380 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,560 listen to this. There's a lot of people that 381 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,320 benefit from listening to us and our stories. 382 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,640 And it's the point that you're talking about your, your points 383 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,840 of vulnerability and you're still a human being, but yet 384 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,960 you, you want to Dom. So to jump forward and you watch 385 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,280 live Dom couple Times Now you've participated and you've loved. 386 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,320 It I love it, right? I love. 387 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,440 It and then the first couple times that you had sessions, I 388 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,160 went in there with you and I'm going to bring this person up 389 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,880 because I love talking about Mandy Candy. 390 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,200 Oh my. God, she was so fun. 391 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,560 We we all sit here and we all love Mandy Candy. 392 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,760 Yes, and I don't think that sweet little soul even realizes 393 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,760 how much we adore him. So, you know, he comes to see 394 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,880 Liv all the time. He loves Liv and the night that 395 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,360 we domed him, he walked out. He doesn't realize this, but 396 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,920 Mandy, you do now, Charles said. He left happy. 397 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,800 He was singing on his way out, but he told Liv that he was kind 398 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,320 of scared because we blindfolded him and we put him on that table 399 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,440 and so we didn't know what we're going to do to him. 400 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,080 What else did he say to you? He just didn't like the unknown 401 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,160 of you don't he doesn't know how you Dom. 402 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,480 He doesn't really had a lot of sessions with no, I think you 403 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,360 haven't had. Any sessions? 404 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,480 No, I've never had, so that's just the. 405 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,400 Unknown and in the dark just. Scared him and with two doms, 406 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,160 yeah. Two Doms. 407 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,760 He was like, he was like 1. I don't know which way the 408 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,000 direction you're going to be hidden. 409 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,840 You know, I don't know exactly what happened in this session. 410 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,440 I just know that that was something he had said. 411 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,040 And I was like, oh. No, come here. 412 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,520 Well, we started off, we put him up on the on the box and he was 413 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,920 facing the wall in that of the metal frame. 414 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,000 And I was, I was telling, I was telling Evie. 415 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,160 I said, you know, when you bring someone in, you collar them, you 416 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,440 cuff them, you hold on to them the whole time and you walk them 417 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,000 up there. You want to be very close to 418 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 them on so many levels because you don't know if they're you're 419 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,880 going to pass out. You don't know anything. 420 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,480 You know, it's unknown for us too. 421 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,560 And I had never domed him. And so we put him up there and 422 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,840 he's got, you know, sexy shoes on, sexy outfit. 423 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,840 I mean, he's got this perfect ass that you just want to bite 424 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,040 the fuck out of and he's adorable. 425 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,800 And you know, Evie and I, we got a thing for crossdressers, you 426 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,400 know, I mean 100% because, you know, it's just like, either 427 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,760 way, it's like, damn, he's sexy. Yeah, he's a sexy girl and he's 428 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,600 a sexy. Guy, any way you turn it right, 429 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,760 So we're up there and ultimately we're biting his ass, we're 430 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,920 scratching him, we get a little rough, we spank him a little 431 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,640 bit, but you know, he's dripping. 432 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,760 He looks like he's having a great time. 433 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,360 He and he definitely enjoyed it. He didn't say he didn't enjoy 434 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,000 that. Oh yeah. 435 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,000 And singing, you know, he had a great time. 436 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,120 He's leaving, leaving, singing. You know that boy. 437 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,680 Have fun. And then we put him on the 438 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,840 surgical table and we, we cuffed him down to it and he was, he 439 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,000 kept like pulling up his hands and we couldn't quite figure 440 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,760 out, you know, the surgical table with the cuffs because I 441 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,280 didn't have my usual straps. And so we're doing all this. 442 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,400 And so Evie and I are just teasing him with everything. 443 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,120 And I think we used, did we use the penis pump on him at some 444 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,160 point? We did. 445 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,240 We did. We used a couple different 446 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,680 things on him did. We use a vibrator. 447 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,120 Yes, we did. We did. 448 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,760 And because we put him on his tank, I. 449 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,240 Love his Dick in the penis pump, Yeah. 450 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,520 He's got a beautiful penis. Squishy. 451 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,040 Squishy. Yeah, he is just adorable. 452 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,400 But you know what? Speaking of, I was looking 453 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,000 through and I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I got an e-mail 454 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,680 from him today, today, because we had talked about him the 455 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,200 other day on an episode and he listened to it. 456 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,520 And like I said, we have our favorites. 457 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,760 We have our you will have your favorites, you know, and it just 458 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,200 happens that, you know, he's one of our favorites. 459 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,200 And he said, thank you so much for the kind words. 460 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,320 I really needed to hear that. And just looking back at this is 461 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,080 helping me push through this week. 462 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,800 You all are some of the most amazing women I have had the 463 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,640 privilege to get to know. Also, I did hear that nice 464 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,720 compliment and my heart just jumped for joy haha. 465 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,520 Hope you have a wonderful week and we'll see you soon, Mia. 466 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:08,560 Yeah, almost feels like he was listening just now. 467 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,360 Yeah, because I wrote him a nice e-mail and, you know, I was 468 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,440 just, I was complimenting him and the things that, you know, 469 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,840 I'm genuinely how we feel about him. 470 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,400 Yeah. And, you know, he's just one of 471 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,680 those exceptional people, you know, pose a a great individual. 472 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,680 He's very kind. You know, he's he has a special 473 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,880 personality, you know, and I love my little Sir Doofus, my 474 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,200 little boy. So I mean, there's a lot of 475 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,640 different people that we that we meet over the years and you all 476 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,400 will meet over the years of just of how much they can make an 477 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,000 impression in on your life. It's it's pretty special. 478 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:50,080 So we saw Mandy now, the first session that you did, though, 479 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,000 you were just like, you know, he really wasn't. 480 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,480 And he wasn't verbal at all. He didn't say a lot. 481 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,160 Yeah. So it's kind of hard to gauge on 482 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,080 what exactly he wanted. Yeah, like I like to playoff 483 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,880 energy and so if and I also like to be like meaner because I'm 484 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,800 really I work with animals in my civilian life. 485 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,800 And. So, so I, I have to be very 486 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,480 patient. I have to, you know, use the 487 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,920 nice voice. And so I like to be in the 488 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,760 dungeon and to like like just be a fucking bitch sometimes or be 489 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,880 a bitchy babysitter or whatever. This this guy was hard to get 490 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,240 into, like to figure out what he want. 491 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,760 I also want to do what they want, you know, but it was hard 492 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,160 to figure out like what he needed and what he wanted. 493 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,760 And it wasn't my best session, but it was a long experience I 494 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,560 think. You know, what I like too about 495 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,920 you is the fact that you came in, you got your little white 496 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,440 high tops on, and you got your lot of pink, you know? 497 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,840 And I love pink anyway. But you were just like, yeah, I 498 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,680 kind of represent, like, as a mean, mean babysitter punk. 499 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,440 And you're listening to fucking Depeche Mode during sessions. 500 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,560 And I was like, this chick was just like, born in the wrong 501 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,040 generation. It's great. 502 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,600 I love Depeche. Mode. 503 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:08,560 I know, I love it too. Liv got to hear it. 504 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,440 We listened to to my to my playlist and we were doing the 505 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,960 last session. She's like, it's a little weird. 506 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,400 She likes the music. I like the music, I just 507 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,120 couldn't get into my Dom space with it. 508 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,000 You're very sensual. Yeah, I feel like I just get in 509 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,520 my Dom space with more central music. 510 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,080 I guess. I don't really know how to 511 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,440 explain that. What I've noticed we all have 512 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,760 the specific genre, you know, and and what we like and so 513 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,080 great though it is what it's really what's great is too. 514 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,160 I've noticed with a lot of your music too, it's kind of like 515 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:46,360 hypnotizing because it's all about a woman taking control. 516 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,000 It's very, you know, dominant in a lot of the words that as that. 517 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,080 Choose in the. Songs my songs very carefully 518 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,760 and choose my songs carefully. Yeah, and what do you get from 519 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,760 your Depeche Mode and your other your the music you choose? 520 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,320 So it's more of like, I don't really, I like, I listen to the 521 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,800 lyrics obviously, but it's more of the vibe of the songs, like 522 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,960 the composition of the music, like the synths and like the 523 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,080 thwompy like basses that gets me into that. 524 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,920 Like, like we're in a fucking grungy alley and. 525 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,400 I'm beating the shit. Out of you like I'm like, we're 526 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,480 in Soviet Russia and I'm fucking you up. 527 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:30,640 Sorry, I said to take. Oh fuck. 528 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,680 Are you working for Putin? At this rate, no. 529 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,200 So be a rough job. Just. 530 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,600 Fucking that. Hot. 531 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,840 Russian like fucking just like I want to be fucked up by a 532 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,360 Russian lady, so I to to fulfill that fantasy, I become the 533 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,400 Russian lady. I love that. 534 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,000 I love that. Yeah, that's awesome. 535 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,920 It's like in the 80s, you know, like where I have a whole vibe 536 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,480 in my head going on, then totally normal thing, guys. 537 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,000 Oh my God. Where you pull your Dom's face 538 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,160 from those, Yeah, it's different. 539 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,840 And I think that's what's cool about you, is you bring like a 540 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,600 whole different thing to the table. 541 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,160 Is it? Is it? 542 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,920 Is it Feslana? My name is Katrina. 543 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,520 Katrina. I know you like that, don't you? 544 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,880 Can't you do that too? Do it. 545 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,880 Yeah, do it, Katrina. It doesn't look to my nether 546 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,480 region. Not the, not the Down Under. 547 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,360 I will stop and torture you. Put knives through your hands. 548 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:43,560 You know, you could just say hardcore torture with that shit. 549 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,320 I love it. Not hardcore. 550 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,720 Wait, let me. Maybe a little you, I, I see the 551 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,440 capabilities there, yeah. I feel like you got a lot in 552 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,240 there. Yeah. 553 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,160 I feel like she could be like. I feel like she's like a mixer 554 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,440 of almost everybody, which is really cool because you can 555 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,080 still do sensual, you can still do like Barbie where you go 556 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,160 ruthless if you wanted to or needed to. 557 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,440 And then you got the degrading and humiliation really down 558 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,760 patch. It's really good at that. 559 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,760 I don't know, I feel like you just really well-rounded in it. 560 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,480 I. Want to be able to do like 561 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,440 softer stuff too though, because like you do good at that. 562 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,840 And then when NIA, when NIA talks about the things that she 563 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,680 does, I'm like, I want to be that too. 564 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,840 But it's like sometimes your. Niche and really dig into, I 565 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,760 mean, if you want to be well-rounded everywhere, but 566 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,960 like what me is into and when I'm into, when in your into, it 567 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,680 could be all different, be all the same, but dig into what make 568 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,720 you feel like just really digging to where you're at. 569 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,360 Yeah, I don't know if I'm saying that right. 570 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,560 You say OK, for sure quickly. You're absolutely right. 571 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,000 You're saying she's been well-rounded, but there's always 572 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,880 going to be something. Yes, to be your own and to bring 573 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,200 your own stuff to the table. It's just uniqueness. 574 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,880 Yeah, you're talking about bitchy babysitter now you're. 575 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,440 Talking about, that's a whole new level. 576 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,480 Yeah, that's people. People are like. 577 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,520 Oh, what does she know about? Instead of Evie, we should have 578 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,840 called you Katrina, you know well. 579 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,000 I like Evie Boleyn because it's like, I also want to be creepy. 580 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,800 I want to be able to be like you. 581 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,400 If anyone's read My Fat Life, it's like I wrote it to be like, 582 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,040 I want to fucking scare you, but also like, I'll be OK. 583 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,720 If you want me to be nice, I could be nice, but I want to 584 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,360 scare you when I haunt you. I do like your your page I think 585 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,920 it was. I do too the. 586 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,080 Words that she used was just really good word choices. 587 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,840 It was had that like feminine Pennywise feel. 588 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,040 Yeah, I want to do. I want to come just as a clown 589 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:28,920 one day. Do it. 590 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,800 Yeah, do it. I think Barbie does that 591 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,360 anyways. You do it, doesn't she? 592 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,960 I love Barbie with the weird eye. 593 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,360 Things. Yeah, she does that. 594 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,280 She does a lot of that in her drag show too. 595 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,520 Yeah, it's a big wow. She's a big wow factor. 596 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,240 And it's not just her makeup. It literally is her personality. 597 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,320 She's like a big wow factor. When she's walking in downtown 598 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,520 Pensacola after one of her drag shows, people are stopping her. 599 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,160 Oh my God. Hey, are you Barbie? 600 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,120 Because she's like this big gothic Barbie, you know, she'll 601 00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,360 wear, you know, the black PVC or like one day she was dressed as 602 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,040 Jesus. I love that. 603 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:09,280 Yeah, yeah, she was. Barbie I have to. 604 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,640 I got to see her Dom one day. I got to watch because I want to 605 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,120 I. Want to? 606 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:17,080 Well, I can say it in one sentence of how she is. 607 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,640 He was bleeding. It's none of my business. 608 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,400 Fair. She is. 609 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,920 She's very she's very connected with a lot of things. 610 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,840 But at the same time, it's like, I don't give a fuck. 611 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,200 You bleeding. Oh, that's your problem. 612 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,240 Oh, you want to fuck that, That collar that's still fucking 613 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,200 collar with spikes. Oh, yeah. 614 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,320 Go ahead and do that. You know, she's like, yeah, 615 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,000 she's like, I dare you. Go ahead and do that. 616 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,800 Yeah, it's ruthlessness. It's what she brings to the 617 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,200 table. Yeah, you know, she and it's 618 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,680 like, nobody can be like Barbie because she's just Barbie. 619 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,360 That's that. Just like nobody will be able to 620 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,600 be like you. I don't know what I want to be 621 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,240 yet because it sounds I'm like I don't know you're. 622 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,280 Evolving, Evolving guys. Evolving. 623 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:02,400 Evolving. Good blown you. 624 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,200 Would be anything you want to be babies. 625 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,880 Make a wish. Well, you know, you're talking 626 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,520 about dressing up as a clown shaman. 627 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,160 He was talking about how he actually fucked this chick and 628 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,840 they were both dressed as clowns. 629 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,480 Oh my God. Yeah, that was her kink. 630 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,160 And he fucking loved it. And I was like, because he loves 631 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,760 masks, He loves Halloween, He loves a Creek factor. 632 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,680 He's like, yeah, she wanted to dress up as a clown. 633 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,400 So I'm like, fuck yeah. Clown porn. 634 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,280 Yeah. And. 635 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,520 It makes all y'all's paint on your face together. 636 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,600 Yes, exactly. Before and after, yes. 637 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,920 Yes. It's like, did you point that 638 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,960 Red Nose? Like, yeah, baby, you can laugh 639 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,760 out loud. It's funny, it's funny. 640 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,920 Someone, a witch cackle into the mic. 641 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,640 No, I'm the worst because people were just like I love your your 642 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,120 laugh and then I see on other comments people are just like 643 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,680 God. That's all I do realize. 644 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,480 I just say ha ha ha. Like literally that's the. 645 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,440 More pretty it is. Next time I'll point it out 646 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,000 like. We got to make her laugh right 647 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,240 now. Are you going to queef for us? 648 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,000 Yes. I will. 649 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,600 Yeah, go ahead and. Queef anytime. 650 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,040 Well, I can't. Well, I got to get on the floor. 651 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,080 She's got to. Get right the floor. 652 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,640 She's got to prep. Go ahead. 653 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,720 Yeah, I'll. Move my microphone sitting. 654 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,320 Here, OK, I trust me, I think they're going to hear that my 655 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,440 poor sweet dogs are so innocent. Just. 656 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,480 Laying there, it's about to hear something cool. 657 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,360 Here's something cool. See if I can do it. 658 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,600 Do the Thunder clap. Well, I can make my butt clap 659 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,240 too. Oh my. 660 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,120 Gosh. My friend, my neighbor friend 661 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,600 when we were younger taught me how to do this. 662 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,920 You have to put your feet up in a specific way here. 663 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,800 Don't look at my back, OK? No, it's not working. 664 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:52,920 I'm too tight. I just want to get a picture. 665 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,720 So Liv went all the way back on her back near her shoulders. 666 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,920 She's, yeah, doing yoga all the way up in her air. 667 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,760 You should really do yoga. You should really do yoga. 668 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,520 Let's listen. She can make her ass clap. 669 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,840 Here how let's make it you got. The fucking bodysuit going all 670 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,000 the way up your. I know I had a movie out the way 671 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,720 so it can clap a little. I know. 672 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,440 Sorry. Guys. 673 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,160 Have the best. I tried the Queen for you but it 674 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,120 didn't work. Keep forever, yay. 675 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,000 My. God. 676 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:29,240 You only live once, so you're so clever, so. 677 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,280 Easy at this point. Oh my God, I got mad, Mom. 678 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,040 Jokes And she's a really, you're so funny. 679 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:43,240 I love them. So, Evie, tell us at this point, 680 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,960 what has been some of your absolute favorite sessions that 681 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,120 you've done? OK, so one was with Sophia, the 682 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,800 crossroads. Oh my God, he's gorgeous. 683 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,680 I had so much fun. It was one it was, it was 684 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,240 actually, I think it was one of the days that I watched you Dom, 685 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,920 because I, I think I had a bad session, not a bad session. 686 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,720 It was just not one of my, my better sessions. 687 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,600 And then I, I got to watch you do 1. 688 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,320 And then Sophia came, which was she was a new client and like I 689 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,199 was like, I'm going to. Steal some things that I learned 690 00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,080 from Liv. And like how she like moves and 691 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,840 how you like touch people and stuff like that. 692 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:21,440 And that was one of my favorite sessions so far that you're not 693 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,040 happy with the session that we had just did. 694 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,600 But I I really had fun just being just nasty, man. 695 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:27,600 Yeah. It was fun. 696 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,280 I know. I really think that you'd be 697 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,560 really good for people who want to be degraded and humiliated 698 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,360 for real. Like, you're just so good at it 699 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,120 in, like, just your word choices and everything. 700 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,840 You're just really good to me. I'm over here. 701 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,960 Like, yeah, I don't. He looked kind of. 702 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,320 And you were doing our thing, right? 703 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:44,040 I'm gonna sit down, let her do this. 704 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,440 I'm gonna clean the toys over here. 705 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,560 You did great. But that was one of my favorite 706 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,520 ones was Sophia. And yeah, they're. 707 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,560 Snoring. Yeah, Sophia was adorable 708 00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:00,280 because so this guy comes in he's just moved to Pensacola. 709 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,120 He moved to the area and he's only been here here and his 710 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,000 girlfriend left him and she's cool because her family and 711 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,080 friends are here. Sounds like a total cunt. 712 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,520 And then I'm, you know, Evie and I are looking at this guy and 713 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,480 he's he's dressed up. We put some cute little clothes 714 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,680 on him. He's so stinking adorable. 715 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,120 And then we put his long blonde wig on him and, you know, you 716 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,760 put some makeup on him and, you know, it's just so sweet and, 717 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,200 you know, I'm like, you've got friends now, you know, we'll 718 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,720 introduce you to people and, you know, it's, it's a cool little 719 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,640 lifestyle community of people here. 720 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,320 You know, there's plenty of guys like you and he's like, you 721 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,320 know, eventually he'd want to be trans. 722 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,840 And I said, well, you know, you never know where life can take 723 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,160 you, but you know, he's young, he's he's not yet 30. 724 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,280 He's got say some more things to experience. 725 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,920 You know that's way ahead of them. 726 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,680 But he's a lot of fun and you and I enjoyed it immensely. 727 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,800 You you spanked his his little butt. 728 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,640 Red Oh yeah, I think it would be fun to play with him and Mandy 729 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,520 Candy at. The same time, yeah, that'd be 730 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,720 neat. That would be kind of 731 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,960 interesting too. I don't know if Mandy would be 732 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,120 down for it, but I'm. For sure, for sure, right? 733 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,600 But I think definitely worth asking for sure. 734 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:18,680 Hey Mandy, you want another one come over from PA with another. 735 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,640 Cross. Just would fetch you up. 736 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,120 Feed you candy. A lot of babies wanna do that. 737 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,680 Yes, they wanna be having a double play date I. 738 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,680 Haven't 2 babies yet. I haven't had one yet. 739 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,840 You know, a little. Scary in the beginning, but once 740 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,960 you find one that you just really you're clicked because my 741 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,200 first one was her favorite. It wasn't my cup of tea. 742 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,320 Yeah, because this was more for her. 743 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,760 And then I had one that came in that was more my style and I was 744 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,840 like, oh, OK, I guess I do can get into this. 745 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,000 OK, so different. I think it's like the. 746 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,120 Age frame too. You connected with Poe because 747 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,520 he acts like a four or five year old. 748 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,680 Kid. Yeah, right. 749 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,640 And I like his little boy underwear. 750 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,480 They glow in the door. I wanted to glow with the dark 751 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,400 underwear. Why can't I as an adult woman 752 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,640 have glow with the dark underwear? 753 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,240 He's an adult man, you can get one. 754 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,480 I'm like, yeah, I get him. It's fun times. 755 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,240 It is. There's a lot of fun things. 756 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,520 The whole, the whole dungeon is fine. 757 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,720 Yeah. Every now and then you get 758 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,520 someone you're like, that wasn't my best move. 759 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,120 You know, I don't know if I liked that one as much, but you 760 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,480 know, you still learn something from it. 761 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,760 Even if you learn something of that you don't want or don't 762 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,160 like some things you don't want maybe like you want to call your 763 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,160 own Reds, like I don't like humiliation, degradation. 764 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,840 So when people ask that, hey, sorry, that's a red. 765 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,240 I don't do that, you know, which is usually a lot of people want 766 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,720 that. Sorry guys, you're not getting 767 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,680 with me, but I'll give you an awesome session. 768 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:41,000 Awesome sessions it's like a tour to force watching her yeah 769 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,160 my red is I just don't like non con like non consensual stuff. 770 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,000 I can't do it. It's. 771 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,280 Not what do you mean non? Consensual non consent. 772 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,080 Oh, so you don't like forcing? I don't like, I don't, I don't 773 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,880 like, I don't pretend to like, I'm like raping somebody, you 774 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,400 know what I mean? Like if they're if they like 775 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,960 forcing is OK as long as I know that they're OK with it. 776 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,920 But it's like if they're like, I want you to pretend and they're 777 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,960 acting like they're. Being solved, we have consent, 778 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,760 not consent is they are OK with it, Yeah. 779 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,000 It's just when they're act, I guess it's when they act like 780 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,760 they're not OK with it that it like gets to you. 781 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,120 I'm like, no. I'm not gonna hurt you. 782 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,280 Like fucking yeah, I'm. Not dragging anybody, not there. 783 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,800 Lots of people are into it. It's like a very common thing. 784 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,640 It's just for me, it just activates something in my 785 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,600 nervous system that I'm just like, I can't where you. 786 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,920 I don't, you know, it's probably like a little bit my sub brain. 787 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,040 I wouldn't be able to disappoint them or whatever in a way. 788 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,160 But I had this one guy that I had barely hit him and he'd like 789 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,920 over exaggerate his fagins. And eventually I got annoyed of 790 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,240 it, tied his Dick to the ceiling and then made him drink his own 791 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,640 pee and he he got it all over the place. 792 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,280 So I had to make him get it down and clean up his pee and I'm 793 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,320 kicking all this down because he ain't cleaning. 794 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:55,160 It stinks. Oh my God, I'm dying. 795 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,880 Oh my God. Iconic, iconic. 796 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,520 I mean, how do you say things like this? 797 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,920 It's hilarious, right? Yeah. 798 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,520 I just tied his Dick up to the ceiling and then I made him 799 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,640 drink his own pets. I mean just what you do these. 800 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,440 Things would be a more. Tuesday, you know. 801 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,200 This was. The same guy who the dog had 802 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,160 just died in the trunk and I put him in the trunk and it had dog 803 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,680 feces on the cardboard that was lined in the trunk and he was 804 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,040 dressed as a Sissy. I cuffed him, blindfolded him, 805 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,320 stuck his ass in the trunk and took him off for a session 806 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,840 outside of the dungeon. This is the same guy that I've 807 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,640 met down at the beach and I had him suck a guy off but he 808 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,960 couldn't do a good enough job so I beat the fuck out of. 809 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,440 He did it. I feel like he wouldn't be good 810 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,440 at sucking big. Oh, he sucks his sucking Dick. 811 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,720 He. Probably was a match about it. 812 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,920 He got onto him about it, too. Watching guys who want to talk 813 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,600 about sucking Dick. Justin. 814 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,360 Justin. Yeah. 815 00:39:54,440 --> 00:40:00,200 It's like watching a guy play with a loose noodle or a fucked 816 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,200 up straw. Yeah. 817 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,280 But they have their own Dick. Wouldn't they kind of know what? 818 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,200 Today don't fucking have one damn clue. 819 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,080 This is why. This is why men were not created 820 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,280 to really suck their own Dick normally. 821 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,440 Like, I mean, it takes a lot of guys for trying to bicycle their 822 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,080 way into sucking their own Dick, you know, they put their hey. 823 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,480 I like to touch my clit with the tip of my tongue. 824 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,040 I couldn't. I was so stretched out that I 825 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,760 couldn't wiggle my tongue, but I got to touch it. 826 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,280 So that's. Cool. 827 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,520 Good for you. Iconic. 828 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,000 Yeah, right. Prove that. 829 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,560 No. Give us a demonstration. 830 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,440 I got too many rolls. Now I would pinch something, you 831 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,440 know that was young and likeable. 832 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,560 I did gymnastics, yeah. You did, Yeah, yeah, we love 833 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,320 that. Only for like 6 months though. 834 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,520 Still cheerleader for a whole day too. 835 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,320 I was a cheerleader, too. For a whole day. 836 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,200 No, no, I was all cheerleader for like a year. 837 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,840 Oh, you actually made it in? I tried. 838 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,560 It was like like a city 1. So it's like they let everybody 839 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,760 as long as your parents. So there wasn't there wasn't 840 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,520 triads. You got like a participation 841 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,920 everyone. Yeah, it was fun. 842 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,680 I don't remember what I learned. So the guy who drank his own 843 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,280 piss, he's been coming here for years, years and years. 844 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,160 Anyway, I I value his friendship. 845 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,920 He's a very wonderful person, he is, he's very kind. 846 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,040 But one time I did a session with him and I put him in the 847 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,760 straitjacket and tied him to the box and put him in a very 848 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,440 uncomfortable situation with a huge anal hook in his ass and 849 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,840 then did 2 songs on loop for two hours and it drove him fucking 850 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,880 crazy. Yes. 851 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,560 Thanks, you cannot say anywhere else but mistress me as 852 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,440 podcasts. Yes. 853 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,840 And he was like, Oh my God, you really got to me on that. 854 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,680 And he's like, I was so relieved when I saw you walk in that 855 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,920 door. I was like, what? 856 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,400 You didn't want to hear that song yet. 857 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,120 It was Tie a yellow ribbon around that old oak tree from 858 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,640 like the late 70s, early 80s. It's a nice song. 859 00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,440 I'm. Gonna. 860 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,680 Listen to it. Yeah, Listen. 861 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,000 Can I handle this for two hours? I'm so good at my ass. 862 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,840 Yes. I feel like you did. 863 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,320 Yeah, it was over and over. He. 864 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,560 Hated it. Do you do anal? 865 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,360 Do I? Do I? 866 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,080 No, I'll Peck. Someone you know you've never 867 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,120 had anything in your butt I. Have, but I just don't. 868 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,200 I don't like to get poked. We're talking Touch me, not a 869 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,320 song on loop. And then she immediately says 870 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,240 hey she fuck. It in your ass, can you stick? 871 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,120 Something in your. So I thought we're. 872 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:28,960 Getting to know her. No, I what's called a touch me, 873 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,960 not lesbian. So like I just I I'll like peg 874 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,200 people and and do stuff, but I just don't like the downstairs 875 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,080 being touched at all. Oh. 876 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,560 My God, me too. Yeah, I will eat somebody else 877 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,040 out, but I don't like when they eat me out. 878 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,880 Yeah, I don't like it. It feels like a. 879 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,320 Slimy, they're judging me. It feels like you said, touching 880 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:45,680 me. I'm like. 881 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,720 I like. Like maybe I've just had it done 882 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,160 bad like because every time I've left. 883 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,320 Someone do it, I can do that for you. 884 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,520 She said please. I'm really good at it because I 885 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,920 have my home. Guys. 886 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,880 She's flirting with me, I don't know what she's doing. 887 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,360 I'm getting hot and bothered. She's been flirting with you 888 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,880 since day one, just to FYI. If you just so you know, 889 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,600 sometimes if you've been flirting with me and I don't 890 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,480 react to it, it's because it's gone over my head. 891 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,600 I'm like. Oh, that's OK, I'll keep saying 892 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:22,200 it until you get it. We'll get there. 893 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,720 Yeah, slowly. But Shirley, did you notice for 894 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:28,360 you? Did you not? 895 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,760 Notice the pictures you all were taking I. 896 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,440 Was like this is what don't do no. 897 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,120 Barbie, although I do like Barbie. 898 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,560 You're you intimidate me. You're so. 899 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,440 Hot stop pants. You stop. 900 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,800 You know what? We're gonna have to go 901 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,440 downstairs. Hey. 902 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,480 Hey. I don't think I'd be able to 903 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,480 handle a session. With you though. 904 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,000 What? I don't think I'd be able to 905 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,040 handle a session from you though. 906 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,400 I don't think I'd be able to handle a session from you. 907 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,280 That's the best thing ever. It's OK to our listeners. 908 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,280 I'm sitting in the middle of this with a bouquet of flowers. 909 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,600 I'm trying not to listen to any of this right now. 910 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,080 Oh, my God. OK, little sluts. 911 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,440 So is there anything that you haven't done yet in the dungeon 912 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,680 that you all want to do? Because Liv and I've talked 913 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,400 about she hasn't done toilet training yet. 914 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,240 Think she's ready to piss on somebody? 915 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:28,320 Evie, you look scared. Wait, wait a minute. 916 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,440 I'm still a basic training. You're going to sit in a 917 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,240 balluja. Wait. 918 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,080 No one's going to Iraq. OK, that's more clear. 919 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,280 We're working on it. So that's a step that way I'll 920 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,080 get there. OK. 921 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,240 I think I want I want to put a like an anal hook in someone's 922 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,400 ass and then hang up in the ceiling. 923 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,120 OK, if that's what I want to do, I also want to use the chastity 924 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,760 cages. OK, You know what I mean? 925 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,040 I want to try those, but I'm I'm don't I'm scared. 926 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,400 The answer is don't be this metal. 927 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,280 You know, don't be. Don't be. 928 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,680 Scared. That's why I'm scared to. 929 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,560 But yeah, don't worry about it. It's not that What? 930 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,080 Once you watch somebody else put it on, you're like, oh, OK, I 931 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,240 think it looks like it's gonna be hard. 932 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,880 I. Tried to put one on in like my 933 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,280 personal life one time. I don't have a penis, guys. 934 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,760 Like. Damn, I tried to put one on 935 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,160 someone else and I couldn't get it on. 936 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,880 She had or they had three different types and I tried 937 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,960 every single different one. It just wouldn't work. 938 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,040 OK, but it just wouldn't work. And I'm just like, is it me? 939 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,840 I have the dumb hands. No. 940 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,680 So this is the deal with the chastity. 941 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,160 OK, so there's different kinds. There's silicone, there's just 942 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,320 plastic and there's metal and the metal ones, they put a lot 943 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,160 of weight on a guy's Dick and balls and they like it. 944 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,200 A lot of guys like the field of weight. 945 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,240 The plastic one, my favorite is the Holy Trainer. 946 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:56,840 And so it, it encases the, the penis very well with very 947 00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,240 limited holes, but it's almost like it's, you can put it on 948 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:03,080 there and it's naturally how their Dick and balls would 949 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,640 normally sit. OK, Then you have when you have 950 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,880 the silicone ones, they're harder to get on. 951 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,040 But to me, I've heard from multiple people that they're 952 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:15,200 usually more comfortable. The bottom line is Liv said it's 953 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,240 easiest to put it on them when they have a small Dick, which is 954 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,880 entirely true. But then you have guys like 955 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,200 Justin, let's call this little fuck out because I'm not happy 956 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:27,720 with my little slave. Boy beside the yes, this little. 957 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,520 Fuck randomly decides he was going to go suck Dick last night 958 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,840 and I'm fucking tell me. Oh wow my little slave bitch. 959 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,280 Oh trust me, I want to gag him with the biggest fucking cock 960 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,720 that yeah, we do. Have the plastic cages too. 961 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,560 We do the plastic ones. OK, we do there's. 962 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,160 A whole bag down there, yeah. There's a ton of cages in there. 963 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,760 But but this as far as typically guys that have bigger Dicks, you 964 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,040 know, they always have to be soft to put them on. 965 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,640 But the problem is so many guys are like, yeah, I want you to 966 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,320 put my cage. Well, what happens when we start 967 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,960 putting a cage on? Their Dick gets hard. 968 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,120 So it's like, OK, dude, the best thing to do is lubricate their 969 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,640 Dick really well. Basically, a silicone Lube is 970 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,000 great. It prevents chafing. 971 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,080 It's great. The best thing to do is get 972 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,560 something that is breathable for them with multiple holes. 973 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,800 Like I said, I like the holy trainer, but there's not a lot 974 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,200 of holes in it. And I was going to say I did an 975 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,840 episode one time and I talked about one of my favorite guys. 976 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,640 He has this glorious, beautiful penis. 977 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,520 It's like 9 1/2 inches. He's beautiful. 978 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:34,280 He's a beautiful crossdresser. He's he's just hot. 979 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,520 Travis, I still love you. Anyway, he was here on, I was 980 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:45,240 like in a January, February, and I just moved to the house and we 981 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,720 were trying to get everything set up. 982 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,760 We were out in the dungeon and so Brie and I were in there and 983 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,360 he's like, yeah, I want to put, it's called the bird cage. 984 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,280 And so the bird cage fits over the deck and it looks like a 985 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,440 bunch of thin wires as a case and it goes the casing around 986 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:06,720 his and around his Dick. But it is a steel metal ring 987 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,160 that has to fit at the base, you know, behind his Dick and balls. 988 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,240 And when you put that base on, this was just one still ring. 989 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,000 It didn't have a clamp, wasn't anything like that. 990 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000 It was solid. And we put that on. 991 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,520 And I told him, I said, look, I said, you haven't had an orgasm. 992 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,600 You're you're coming here and you're still hard. 993 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,520 We're not be able to put the cage on. 994 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,720 Oh, Mistress Neil, please do it. Please do it. 995 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,640 I mean, how can you deny this man? 996 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,080 He is so fucking sexy, hot. Like, why not? 997 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:40,000 I'm like, OK, you know, so we put it on him and of course we 998 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,920 can't get the cage on. And so we're doing the session. 999 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,640 He keeps getting harder and harder and there's not enough 1000 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,960 blood flow. So the biggest thing is if 1001 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,400 you're getting a base, you need the base that has the clamp that 1002 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,280 can open and close. Because if you don't, you're 1003 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:58,080 kind of fucked if it gets on there and it's not big enough 1004 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,560 for when your Dick expands. And that's what happened with 1005 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,360 his. It's so here at this point we're 1006 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:10,760 like, look, it can't come off your, your Dick is turning blue 1007 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,840 now it's going purple. If you don't have some type of 1008 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,160 orgasm and release your semen, then you know, you can go to the 1009 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,640 ER, they're going to put a needle in it and they're going 1010 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,560 to drain your Dick. Or we can just go to somewhere 1011 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:30,760 else and get a bolt cutter and we can do our absolute best to 1012 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,240 cut it off. So here it is, my husband and 1013 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:37,760 Bree, they're going up to the Home Depot and it's it's almost 1014 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,960 9:00. So it's like we had barely 1015 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,160 enough time to get up there before they closed. 1016 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:46,160 And we get up there and Bree is freaking the fuck out because 1017 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,080 she does not handle well under stress and pressure. 1018 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,600 My husband's like, look, man, I'm going to have the bolt 1019 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,400 cutters here and here, you know, because more than likely it's 1020 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,960 going to take two clips to pop this thing and to break it. 1021 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,960 And he's like, I'm gonna let you do it because if we hit a vein, 1022 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,520 then we're in trouble. And so he let the guy do it and 1023 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,520 the first first time it didn't break it. 1024 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,240 He had to crush it one more time before finally it broke through 1025 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,960 that steel ring. But talk about stress and 1026 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,440 breeze. Like, yeah, I got went and got 1027 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,960 him a Happy Meal afterwards. I mean, they had worked out this 1028 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,680 whole thing like, I'm going to be his girlfriend might go and 1029 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,680 take him to the yard. I'm like, just tell him you're 1030 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,480 fucking dominatrix and you're putting a damn cage on he was 1031 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,360 insistent on putting on in the first place. 1032 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,480 But. Yeah, that's why I don't like 1033 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,960 the steel rings. That is why he has just wrecked 1034 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,200 my mind of putting a fucking steel ring on. 1035 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,360 Terrifying. Like what if? 1036 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,680 You're Dick. Yeah, I told him. 1037 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,000 I said you're beautiful, Dick. This is what's happened. 1038 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,320 And so ultimately he, his Dick was fully functional a few days 1039 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,440 after that. But I mean, it was like bent up. 1040 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,320 I mean, because that fluid could not drain. 1041 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,440 And I'm like, what's an erection like, can't you go soft? 1042 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,920 He's like, no, it won't go soft. It's like holding on to 1043 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,360 everything. And that's what it was doing was 1044 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,400 clamping down on everything. But he was insistent, you know, 1045 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,960 he wouldn't listen to the dominatrix. 1046 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,680 He wanted to have the fucking clamp around his Dick and balls. 1047 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,680 So you are looking at me like, Oh my God, I like it. 1048 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,000 Like, I think that's just like a point of how these guys, they 1049 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,480 come in here and it's like, yeah, you might have seen porn 1050 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,840 videos on this. Yes, you might have, you know, 1051 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,800 had all these fantasies for years and years and years. 1052 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,440 But when you come to a professional who knows what 1053 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:35,040 they're doing, like unless you're OK with explaining this 1054 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:40,680 to EMT's, maybe you should defer to your dominatrix before you're 1055 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,720 some stuff is like it is risky. Everything you do in that 1056 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:48,160 dungeon is risky, right? Everything you know, you put 1057 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,880 them on the cross. And This is why I always ask 1058 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,680 him, have you ever fainted? Do you have any heart problems? 1059 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,320 Are you on any medications? Do you have any allergies? 1060 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,680 Any of those things can happen. I've had a guy who who was 1061 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,520 allergic to chocolate and I almost gave him chocolate. 1062 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,400 I have another guy allergic to latex. 1063 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,920 I think this is something you need to tell your dominatrix 1064 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,960 because you have latex gloves. You know, there's so many 1065 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,160 factors of all this and it's very risky. 1066 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,120 And that's why I said you always hold them by the hand, you 1067 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,720 always baby them, you walk them through every little thing. 1068 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,560 And because it's ain't no game. And you know, we talked about 1069 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,800 you asking about breath play and I'm showing the two of you 1070 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,840 breath play. There's no Safeway to do breath 1071 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,320 play. I don't care what anybody said, 1072 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,080 there's no Safeway to do breath play. 1073 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,880 You know, you can play with it any way you look at it, but 1074 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,480 sometimes people are going to pass out. 1075 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,560 You better know CPR if you know they stop breathing or if they 1076 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,240 don't have a heartbeat, you know? 1077 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,720 So anything is scary. And I was saying we had this one 1078 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,360 gentleman. He's an older guy. 1079 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,400 I think he must have taken a Viagra. 1080 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,280 Why? I don't know when he came in, 1081 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,160 but he had, God, he had almost a 12 foot long deck. 1082 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,680 I mean he, it was massive. That thing was down to his 1083 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,760 fucking knee. It was crazy. 1084 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:12,160 He was an old man and I'm he came in and he kept his, his 1085 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,200 T-shirt and boxers on, but that thing was there almost to his 1086 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,840 knee. But he passed out and he passed 1087 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,160 out twice and he voided his bladder. 1088 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:25,400 I was like, fuck me. And I asked him and I'm like, 1089 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,000 are you supposed to be on blood pressure meds? 1090 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,400 Yes. Did you take them? 1091 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,000 No, haven't taken them in weeks. But yet he wants to pop a 1092 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,840 Viagra. I said, you know we're not going 1093 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,120 to have sex with you, right? Like, why would you take a 1094 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,720 Viagra? He said, because I wanted to 1095 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,480 show you that I really do have a big Dick. 1096 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,640 Oh my God, Poor guy. Poor guy. 1097 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,760 I know. But talk about scary. 1098 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,800 And that's the thing, you know, he he fell out. 1099 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,600 He was on the cross. He fell back. 1100 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,200 You know, we caught him. It was crazy. 1101 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,960 Yeah, you can get really hurt. You really can so. 1102 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,720 It's like, tell the truth, guys. If you're on medication, you got 1103 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,200 to tell us. We're not going to judge you. 1104 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:06,480 We don't. Care. 1105 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:11,240 We're not cops. We're I have a guy that comes in 1106 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:12,840 and does the drugs. Yeah. 1107 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,200 Just right there in front of me. You just need to know. 1108 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,640 So like if something does go awry. 1109 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,520 We know what to do, We know what to do. 1110 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,600 And sometimes it's like you're not getting the cock cage. 1111 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,000 Darren, you should not. It's too big. 1112 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,360 It's not going to work. Yeah. 1113 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,680 Get what you want. You get what's good for you. 1114 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,040 And you trust us to do it, damn it. 1115 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:38,440 Oh my God, that reminds me today when we had that session, I was 1116 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,560 doing sounding first rod that went in didn't even go in an 1117 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,320 inch and he came. Oh yeah, he's weak. 1118 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,680 And he was like, I'm just dying. I don't know what happened. 1119 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,240 He got punished for it. He got punished because he 1120 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,720 didn't. He came without permission. 1121 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,360 Don't you like his little voice? Yeah, all little Justin's have 1122 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,200 come to the dungeon. They're all little bitches, All 1123 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,240 of them. All of them. 1124 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,240 Including you, my little slave Justin. 1125 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,320 I'm gonna beat your fucking ass when I see him next time. 1126 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,720 I told him I said you shave that pussy hair off your fucking 1127 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:11,200 face, I'm gonna beat your ass one in the second Dick. 1128 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,320 What? It looks like oh. 1129 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,480 God, I don't know why he thinks it looks good. 1130 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,120 It doesn't look good. Justin, you look like shit, you 1131 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,960 fucking toad. You look like a butthole. 1132 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,760 That has half of hair on her butt. 1133 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,240 You look like a. Dirty asshole, that's what you 1134 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,960 look. Like a dirty Justin hairy 1135 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,920 asshole. Hairy asshole, that fucking 1136 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,600 pussy hair all over your face. It makes you look old, stupid, 1137 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,880 stupid. I've never seen Justin, but 1138 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,560 yeah, I'll. Show you a picture and he sends 1139 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,720 me awful pictures, like the cameras down here and it's 1140 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,760 upwards. I'm like Oh my God, quit. 1141 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,360 All the guys who send pictures of like their Dicks, have you 1142 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,240 ever noticed? It's like they're like, like you 1143 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:50,000 can't see what I'm doing, but. She's putting her camera down, 1144 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,600 down, down, down. And like, I don't know, like I 1145 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,600 every girl that I've taken nudes for or have gotten nudes from 1146 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,800 girls, I'm like, they did the lighting. 1147 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,560 It's like, you know, they're doing a pose. 1148 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:05,080 Menstrual men don't care. They like, they like lay it like 1149 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,680 next to something. I'm like, what are you doing? 1150 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:08,880 I don't. Care. 1151 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,480 They want the comparison. Just also you're you look like 1152 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,920 you're holding your Dick hostage when you grip it like that. 1153 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,440 You know, there's one guy on Fet and I came across him and his 1154 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:26,160 Dick pictures and nudes are the classiest thing I've ever seen. 1155 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,520 I think a classy Dick pic. I'm telling you because he 1156 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,840 doesn't hold it hostage. Like like Evie just said, it's 1157 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,440 not like this thing. It's going to be so fucking 1158 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,840 huge. No, it's not bad at all. 1159 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:42,000 It's like, oh, I'm posing gently and it's black background and 1160 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,800 it's black and white photo and oh, he feels so modest and he 1161 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:46,800 doesn't show it. All. 1162 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,000 But the tasteful it's. Very tasteful. 1163 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,240 And then there's times where he's like, he's like grabbing 1164 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,720 his balls and it's just enough where it's a nice bulge and you 1165 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,280 can see the nice form of the testicles. 1166 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,760 Not like it's all in your face. Bitch, this is what I'm fucking 1167 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:06,600 you with. You know that's how men are. 1168 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,440 I think this lighting is bad. It's like I can't, this is 1169 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,280 awful. It looks like a hostage photo. 1170 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,960 Yes, I love that I love that I like I want a tasteful Dick pic. 1171 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,680 I'm not into Dick but like a tasteful Dick pic when? 1172 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,720 I you know, I hate the pictures when they're laying in bed. 1173 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,280 They're fucking lazy and they've got their four or five inch 1174 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,320 little fat pecker with the hair growing all around it like it's 1175 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,320 attractive and you see their dirty fucking room in the 1176 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,360 background and they're laying there with their dirty comforter 1177 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,960 just holding it and taking pictures. 1178 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,880 I'm like stop, just This is why you're single. 1179 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,360 OK, go ahead. So. 1180 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,920 My favorite Dick pics is right after they come and the Cubs 1181 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,680 dripping off their Dick. Oh yeah. 1182 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,840 I will. I will say that that's the best. 1183 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,960 It's tasteful. It's like, wow. 1184 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,320 Yeah. It's still hard and it's got a 1185 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,240 little light stuff on me and I'm like, OK, looks like it's crying 1186 00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:02,360 for me, hopefully. That's weeping. 1187 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,800 That's great. That's great. 1188 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:13,640 It is so many men really need to question themselves why are they 1189 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,720 single this would be the reason let's let's break this down 1190 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,320 that's. All this is the women that 1191 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:24,080 they're put up against. That's why you would never make 1192 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,560 it with me. I'm too. 1193 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,440 Weird. Too weird. 1194 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,120 I just tried queezing on the thing. 1195 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:35,600 I mean, come on, I mean. That's just for science. 1196 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,880 All right, that was scientific. That was a scientific. 1197 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,560 I wonder if I was just so dry that my lips were like kind of 1198 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,680 stuck together. It wouldn't let it come. 1199 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,960 Up. You know, you had that body suit 1200 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,720 all the way up your crotch. I can imagine I can't see any 1201 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,080 any like air or anything seeping out of that at this point at 1202 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,720 all. Well, you gotta, you gotta suck 1203 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,280 in the air first, then push it out. 1204 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,480 Exactly. And it's the way that you're 1205 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,080 sitting sucks it in. That body suit and then when. 1206 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,320 You you let your legs collapse and it pushes the air out. 1207 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,040 It's like. Wow. 1208 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,400 Thank you, Liv's childhood friend, because now I'm. 1209 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,520 Going to go home and try that. I mean, you saw what I was doing 1210 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,680 this time I'm. Going to try to do. 1211 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,400 It when I'm be like. I'll text you and be like. 1212 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,640 Burped. Yeah, we did it. 1213 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,080 Once you once it goes in, it's kind of scary though. 1214 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,280 And he's like, I scared my dog. My dog is deaf. 1215 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,680 So people are not going to be scared. 1216 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,440 It's. Great. 1217 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,080 That's hilarious. God. 1218 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,400 Wow. That's great, that. 1219 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,760 Is awesome. OK, well, we're going to have 1220 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,960 you back on the show, OK yeah. And we're going to talk some 1221 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,960 shit. We're going to talk some big 1222 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,280 shit. About the tea. 1223 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,320 Yes, we need a third teacup for Evie. 1224 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,080 Yes or live you can. You can drink out of the 1225 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,040 pitcher. I would do that in the teapot. 1226 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,880 The little spicket, Yeah, sure. Can show people how you suck 1227 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,280 Dicks. Girls. 1228 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,760 Are let me tell you for. The tiny man. 1229 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,880 This for the tiny. Liv has a lovely video to show 1230 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,080 you after the end of this episode. 1231 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,760 It's fucking amazing. I gotta see him. 1232 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:20,240 It's porn quality right there. It's me sucking Dick though, so 1233 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,880 I. Would I would see you suck, I 1234 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,280 don't know, a hoe golf ball through a hose. 1235 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:33,120 It sounds like I would die but I would choke on in your CPR me or 1236 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,600 highland maneuver. We'll get it out, it'll be fine. 1237 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,160 All right, kids, Wow. This is way too much fun. 1238 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,600 All right, so on that note, live, I'm gonna let Evie do it 1239 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,000 this time. Evie. 1240 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,960 This has been the latest episode of. 1241 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,360 Call. Me, Mistress.