Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have Madam Liz.
Always. Hi, good morning, guys.
Yes, good morning now live. We've had an interesting week,
always I. Don't think we've had an
uninteresting week. Even whenever we didn't have
work, we still had snow. I know.
You know what it means. It's like no matter what, it's
interesting. It's snowed in Florida for the
first time. She's trying to get comfortable,
you know? Yeah, it was 10 inches. 10
inches of snow of snow. In Florida, on the beach.
Yeah. On the beach, there was on the.
Beach, it was beautiful. Wild.
But we love 10 inches. Yeah, the more the merrier.
Exactly so can you ever say that you remember like seeing like
the best, prettiest Dick Yes And then interesting how we just
like Oh yeah, yeah, I. Remember, I remember that pretty
late. Yeah, he could be a model for
his Dick. See.
Tell us about it. He was my my couple, one of my
couples and he had like the perfect length, the perfect head
shape. He knew how to work it.
So it's like no bad at sexual experience ever with him.
Wow. He and he had a great
personality. So it's like usually when they
got a great Dick and then they know where they got a great
Dick, they usually are Dicks and they're mean or annoying.
Arrogant. Yeah.
And was he? No, he's funny.
Like you would think that he had a small Dick if you met him.
Wow. But he was great.
That's awesome, I think. It was like 9 1/2 inches.
Oh, wow, Yeah, wow. That's all awesome.
What's your Dick? You know, there's, there's been
a few. Black and white.
Well. We're in the end, I don't know
I'll. Tell you a few I so.
Feel like I've had a lot so I got AI, got a list.
Oh gosh. OK, so you mentioned black.
So there was a really attractive black gentleman and he super
nice guy. We were, you know, I think we
want to see if there was something there.
And you know, we went out a couple times.
I thought I really like him. I really wasn't ready
emotionally because I had just gotten over a divorce that
dragged the fuck out and it was awful.
And so, so he was, he was half, he was half black, half white,
you know, 6, two light skinned, just beautiful.
And, you know, he'd send me pictures of his penis before,
and I was like, damn, it looks really big.
Like, frightening big. Yeah.
And so it was one of those Dicks that was probably best off in a
museum. Really.
Yeah. Like even in person?
Even in person, so before your time, OK, When they had actual
cordless phones that came out in like the late 80s, OK, they were
super big. They were like 12 to 410 inches
long. They had an antenna to them that
was like a rubber antenna. It was fucking huge, right?
Well, for some reason he compared that to the size of his
deck. Of course he did of.
Course, and the reason being it was because it was that fucking
huge. Oh, it was like 14 inches long.
The girth was ginormous. Like, like oh.
My God, baseball. Bat Ginormous.
Did you do? Anything with it?
See your face? Did you make it?
So no, let me tell you, OK. So I told him I'm like, look, my
ex-husband, you know, he was like six 6 1/2 inches.
I said, you know, I've, I've played with multiple hundreds of
people. You know, I've never had
anything that big. And he's like he's like, trust
me. He's like we'll do it
missionary. I'll be in front of you.
I'll go slow. I won't don't just, you know,
force it in there. I've had to do this my entire
life. Poor thing.
Yeah. And I was like, I trust you,
totally trust you. And I said, well, let me use my
Hitachi wand. Now, at this point, this chick
has never been fisted, never been crazy, never done anal.
I don't like anal, never done any of this.
OK. And so when when he started
that, it was like, oh fuck. Stretching.
Like, really stretch. I'm like, Oh yeah.
Did you bleed? I did.
I bled with the nine and a half one.
See. Yeah, that's why I said just
that. Just.
Too much. I couldn't ever be on top of
him. Without waiting now.
Did he go all the way in? No, God no, no, no.
I would say maybe four or five inches.
I was doing the Hitachi one. Nah, there was and there was no
like. He never is going to be able to
get something like that where he gives like a good.
Pounding in there. Put in there.
You know, unless he's working with somebody and you know he
spends enough time with someone well enough to stretch that shit
out. I'm not one of those people.
I don't want my shit stretched. Like that I should stretch you
out either. Yeah, you know, and I'm like
you, I was your age at the time. Yeah, you know, feel like I.
Have a whole life ahead of me. I don't know what I want.
I might want a four and a half later.
You can't after that. Exactly.
I was in my late 20s and I was like, yeah.
And so, you know, I got him off. He got me me off, but we did not
get off with that Dick and it was sad.
It was kind of like, Oh yeah, I think the score are going to
have to end it. And the thing of it is, he
really liked me, but I fucking ghosted him.
Because of this big Dick. Yes, wow, I did and I I felt so
bad and you know, we kind of stayed stayed friends later
because finally I just I finally just messaged him on Facebook
and I'm like, look, it's not you.
It was never you. I was.
Your Dick. I said I just, I couldn't see it
working, you know, having this massive thing in our lives where
it wouldn't be that great because that's not great sex to
me. No, great.
To be careful the whole time, yeah.
No. No, you want to be not careful
and borderline kill somebody. Yeah, that's what you want.
Yeah, not actually kill somebody.
Yeah, yeah, I don't. Want you touching my heart not
in that way. I'm gonna try to go back on my
e-mail and I'll find it, find the picture of it so you can
see. It was beautiful, it really was.
But man, I hurt his feelings so bad.
I bet he cried because he. Finally had to do with that all
the time people saying that to him.
Yeah, I felt bad. But, you know, the thing of it
is coincidentally, he told me that, you know, his his baby
Mama because he had a daughter from his previous marriage.
Umm, he's like, you know, she took it like a champ.
Really. Yeah.
And I was like, well. OK, so somebody that people came
some of. That Yeah.
So OK, you know, she just, she stretched that shit out, I
guess. Yeah.
I just not one of those people, you know?
Yeah, You know, I get freaked out when I've seen people.
I think there was a couple of they were over in like Ireland
or Scotland, something over there near the UK, but the guy
tried to put his head and his wife's vagina.
Oh, I seen that. You saw that.
OK. That's on a a porn.
See. Yeah.
I looked at that. Yeah, I that's what I was
picturing. The dark, dark times of the of
the porn where you just kind of start digging in some really
creepy stuff. I've done that.
When you're not horny, I'm doing.
That no, I still got off to it. Oh God, God, you're a fucking
shame of. I couldn't do it.
I was like, I was like. His whole head, like it was like
past his ears. He was bald too, so.
Yeah, no. Hey, don't judge me, you crack
me I. Was so damn funny.
Oh God, we're going to have to talk sometime on an episode
about crazy porn like that. Oh yeah, yeah, there's.
Yeah, yeah. And what we actually got off to
with crazy porn. So.
So that was one beautiful cock, right.
So I've talked about my friend who had a 27 inch long Dick.
I talked about that before on the on the podcast.
Yeah, I remember. But there was one other
gentleman and this this was pretty fucked up, honestly.
Super nice guy. He was from South America.
He'd been in the States most of his life.
But damn, you know, he's beautiful, you know, olive skin,
just really good looking guy, right?
Crazy shit. So this guy, he would fucking
eat pussy like a dream. He had just an 8 inch cock,
perfect size, you know, everything was perfect in so
many ways. Now he wanted a relationship.
I really wasn't interested in a relationship.
Again, being married to a fucking nightmare.
You don't really want to get into a relationship with people.
Right away. No, and he just, I, I really
just couldn't see it with him. He didn't have a lot of baggage,
but it just wasn't there. But I told him, I said let's
just have fun and blah blah, go from there.
Anyway, I didn't hear from him for a while and I was like, this
is weird. This is weird.
So I thought, huh, well, you know what, I'm going to do
something interesting. I'm just going to type in jail
view for my city, thank you. Well, and then I googled his
name. Ohh guess what?
Motherfucker got arrested for what?
Funny thing. OK, because at the same time I
was having sex with another guy. Beautiful cop, semi decent
looking guy. Not you know, he's one of those.
He's an average guy, bald. I'm not really into bald dudes.
Height, weight, height, weight. Proportioned OK, but really
wasn't my type. Anyway, I hadn't heard from him
either and I was like this is weird.
I never get ghosted and I look up his name.
Well, apparently these two motherfuckers.
Found out about each other. No.
Oh no, they were both fucking pedophiles.
Oh yeah, they had gone and the Escambia County did a sting
operation here where they were either posing as a 13 year old
girl or 13 year old boy, and these two guys went on there.
It was like minor a solicitation of a minor illegal activity via
Internet. I mean it was crazy they had
like this long list of charges, but they were both charged with
fucking pedophilia. Dang.
And sending dirty pictures of themselves to an alleged minor.
And this was a sting. So it wasn't a minor, but they
posed as a minor to, to and true these people.
Yeah. Yeah.
Dang. And apparently that was his
second offense. So they were both in fucking
jail for quite some time and then they eventually went to
prison. Dang.
And that's some shit. Both your guys, both.
My guys are beautiful Dicks, I know.
Well, jail likes them now. Jail likes them now.
That's it, yeah. And see, I, I instincts served
me well because I'm just like, yeah, I.
Guess I haven't had anymore, and I think I've only had one.
Beautiful. I mean, you know, like you
always. Yeah, you have great Dick, but
there's always that one you're just like.
Wow. Yeah, that's a good looking big.
Right. Oh, I had one.
Yeah. But I haven't really had that
many. I know you haven't had that
many. I mean, yeah.
But that's OK. OK, I'll edit that.
OK, All right. So we talked about this.
We were talking earlier just you and I off off the the podcast,
we were talking about religion with sex and BDSM.
What's your take on that? I don't know, because there's a
it depends on what you're talking because even like
marital sex, because usually that's what you're always
supposed to be doing in the covenant of your marriage and
marital sex, even that you're just like when you are married,
you still have like questions like, well, am I doing that?
If I do it this way, does that mean that I'm doing it ungodly?
Like it's the only missionary that you're allowed to do?
Like what else is OK? And you know, it's just how in
religion, because I, I feel I'm not Christian.
I, I feel like I believe in God. I feel like I'm on a spirit
spiritual level connected, but I am, I would say I'm not
religious at all. I I do not.
I find that side of community just usually hypocritical.
So in the past couple weeks we've had different people that
have been repressed by religion. Yeah, usually.
And they're like, oh, I don't want to.
I was scared to come in here because of, you know, scared of
their parents or God or how they view things.
I don't know why religion does that to people.
It's interesting, isn't it? Yeah, because like a lot of the
times, like, like even with me, like I thought the devil was
haunting me just because of things I was thinking about.
And, you know, like you think, well, I can't get these thoughts
out of my head, so am I going to be stuck like this forever?
And I can't let them out, can't talk about them.
So I'm stuck inside of myself with something else that's not
that's being mean to me saying that I shouldn't be thinking
these things. But So what do you do with that?
Could you imagine yourself like seven years ago and saying, hey,
guess what, You're going to be a dominatrix?
I think if I knew that I think I would be, would have been proud
of myself that I made it through whatever it is I was going
through because, you know, because I did live with that.
I did live with religional, religious suppression of like my
kinks or just any of this like sexual desires on things.
Like just just living with it, it haunts you.
It will literally eat you from the inside out.
Like like mold just growing in there.
That's one way of putting it. I guess that's the only way I
knew how. Because it's black and you just
get, you feel dirty. You don't, you don't feel like
you know you're worthy of being loved because you, why are you
am I thinking these thoughts? But everybody thinks these
thoughts. Everybody does.
Maybe not specifically my thoughts, but they always have
that little voice in their head that says things to them, you
know, like, hey, like I like doing butt stuff and I can't
tell nobody. OK, well, it's OK, you know,
Like, that's why we're here. That's why I'm here.
Yeah, 'cause you want to do butt stuff.
I mean that too sometimes if you're clean.
I like doing butt stuff. Oh, God, yeah.
Please be clean. You know, Wow.
I was telling you a story yesterday.
We were in the car and I was like, you know, Liv, when I was
in high school, I went to a Pentecostal high school and I
was there for for almost three years.
I didn't go there a complete three years because I I just
couldn't take it anymore. So I could deal with the fact
that I couldn't wear makeup or jewelry.
I was, I was fine with that, but I was around these girls who
they couldn't watch anything other than Mama's family and
Andy Griffith, OK. And so to even breathe a word of
something outside of all of that, you know, I I didn't want
to talk about MTVI, didn't want to talk about HBO, you know, and
I was watching real sex. I mean, my parents were very
open to, to talk to me about anything.
And, you know, they would tell me, hey, this is a rated R
movie. But, you know, if there's
certain things on here you don't need to see, you know, you need
to close your eyes. Yeah.
Sorry with my kids. Hey, there's a bad part.
Come and close your eyes. Yeah, you know, but these girls
in school, I, I ran into one recently and she, I told her
what I do. And she's like, yeah, I always
knew you were going to do something kinky.
And I was like, fuck, I wonder why?
I wonder why she thought that. But you know, so I, I had this
crush on this guy. I'll tell the listeners this.
I had this crush on the sky because I, I went there my, the
end of my 8th grade year because it was a small school and it was
blended in, you know, from the 8th grade into the seniors.
We were all in one classroom because it was only like 20 of
US, 2025 of us, you know, but you know, I, I liked this kid
and he was, he looked Italian. I think he was Italian descent,
but you know, 62 attractive, you know, he just to me, he was
always put together and he wore, you know, the a leather jacket,
black leather jacket too. So I was like, oh shit, you
know, and I and I always watch like mob movies, so like, you
know, sexy Italian, you know, mafia, you know, but he was just
sexy. He really was.
He was so freaking sexy. But I didn't tell you something
about this yesterday because I totally forgot until we started
talking about beautiful cocks, right?
But anyway, so I never told this kid through high school that I
had a crush on him, never told him.
And we were, you know, very like, and like I said, a small
group of all of us. And so we all hung out, you
know, we were all friendly to one another.
Now they would make fun of me because I was Catholic.
They would say, oh, you're worshiping the Virgin Mary and
blah blah blah. And I'm like, hey, your church.
You fucking charm snakes. You bring snakes into your
fucking church, you know, and you speak in tongues.
That makes no fucking sense. And your Mama puts on a big old
act in church like she saved and she's not because I see her
outside smoking and drinking in her fucking car.
So big fucking hypocritical church.
These people, they came down from Indiana and they, they were
all kind of related, you know, cousins, brother, sister, blah,
blah, blah. And so there was like kind of
like seven or eight families and they bought this plot of land
and they started building these, this, this school and property
on there to live on this property.
So it was like almost a commune in a sense.
And eventually, you know, they went off and they, you know,
bought their own homes and that kind of thing, But it was still
a commune. So they couldn't swim together
in the, the actual indoor pool that was there.
And if girls went swimming, they had to wear long, long, cool
lots. They couldn't wear pants and
they couldn't wear skirts, but they could wear cool lots which
are big. Like big big pants legs, you
know? But they're just a below the
knee. Weirdest fucking shit ever.
That is weird. Yeah, they couldn't swim girls.
What? Couldn't swim with boys and vice
versa. You couldn't swim boys, yet you
still had to wear that. Yes.
OK. Yeah, makes no fucking sense.
And even if it was a sibling, you could not swim with your
sibling. Yeah.
So they, when they went to the beach, they weren't allowed to
swim like that. They had to swim, you know,
completely away from each other. Weirdest fucking shit.
And they had like just weird religious bullshit.
Well, the guy who I had the crush on, he wasn't related to
any of them. His parents went to another
church, but it was still Pentecostal.
But they weren't neurotic like his mom still put on makeup and
and more jewelry, unlike the other Pentecostals.
And so it was crazy to see a lot of them.
They would always try to step out of their religion.
Like they would try to do things to kind of like breakthrough the
boundaries. Like, you know, you'd see some
of the moms wear lipstick, you know, Well, they'd eventually be
reprimanded. So weird.
It was so weird, right? But at one point, you know, it's
a private school. I'm paying my own tuition.
I had a set up scholarship program that, you know, my
parents set aside for me that I paid for my own.
And I know they took me to the office one time because I wore a
brooch. It was, you know, and they
considered it jewelry. And I said, hey, look, I pay my
own tuition here, you know, you like my money.
Is there going to be an issue? You know, so I still wore my
brooch, you know, but they were assholes.
But anyway, this kid that I liked, he wasn't a part of any
of them. And so he would always try to,
you know, break the rules in a sense.
I never got any type of vibe off of him, but I thought, you know,
he was really flirty with one of our mutual friends, and she was
a hot blonde with big titties. I thought, oh, he must like her.
Must like her. Well, after we all graduated
from high school, we obviously didn't keep in touch.
There wasn't Facebook, there wasn't any of that.
And so years later, it was probably 5 or 6 years later, I
finally just called him. I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to
call him. I said, hey, do you want to, you
want to meet me after work, maybe have dinner, you know?
And so we came by my work, we went out and it was weird
because a few nights before all this, I had this dream and it
was deja vu. I played everything out in my
mind the way it was going to happen.
And it was like, wow, like what the fuck happened?
Like am I, am I in my dream? It was so weird.
And so I was going to tell him that night after dinner and
everything that I was in love with him.
I just loved him from the moment I met him and I knew him.
And I mean, and here I was, you know, 2122 years old and I was
still enamored with this guy and I hadn't seen him in since I was
1617 years old. So anyway, I told him and he
said I'm gay. And I knew he was going to say
it. I had that in my dream.
He was going to say it. The weirdest shit ever.
Yeah, it's wild. It's wild, right?
Well, the one thing I forgot to tell you in all of this, 'cause
I wasn't thinking about is Dick. But we, we ran into each other a
few years later after this. This is, again, we see each
other maybe seven or eight years later at my nephew's wedding.
And that night after he left the wedding, I said, hey, why don't
you come over to my sister's house?
You know, she lives a few miles up the road.
We can all hang out. And, and we did.
And so I ended up calling him like the next day after we hung
out all night and this and that. And I said to him, I said, I
understand you're gay. Have you explored being with
anybody? He says no.
He said honestly, I may never, you know, and he says the idea
of anal sex, he's like grosses me out.
He said if anything I would be OK with like rubbing my Dick and
scissoring with another guy, He said.
But the thought of anal sex just grosses me out and I've.
Always wondered if gay people ever thought that.
Well, yeah, you know that that was his perception, you know,
First time I had heard it, honestly.
Because you think about how many guys we like that that come to
the dungeon that want a fucking Dick in their ass.
We're like, oh, everybody like. It I know I was like, what?
You don't like a Dick in your ass?
What? But but we were having a
conversation and, you know, in my 20s, I was doing phone sex
for money. You know, I was having phone
sex. I made very good money doing it.
And so when I was talking to him on the phone, I was seductive.
And he's like, are you trying to seduce me?
He's like, you know, I can't really turn straight, right?
And I'm like, that's not what I'm doing.
I'm, you know, I'm talking to you the way I would talk to a
guy who I'm attracted to. And you know, if you perceive it
that way, I'm sorry. I said it was great seeing you
and blah, blah, blah. And he's like, look, he's like,
if it makes things better for you, I'm going to tell you this.
He's like, I would have chosen you years ago to to be in this
whole lie he said. But I knew I couldn't hurt you
or anybody else by doing this. He's like, but honestly, me, if
it makes things better, I have a tiny Dick.
He's like, it's not even, you know, 3 inch long Dick.
He's like, I don't even know what I can do with it.
He's like, it sucks. And you know, he's a submissive,
you know, and that's more of a reason why I was attracted to
him too, because I love submissive men.
But yeah, the fact that he has a tiny penis, he's gay, and he's
never been with a man. And then I told you, I said
I've, I've got to send you a now picture of what he looks like.
And, you know, I haven't changed much.
Yeah, I've gained weight like you do in your 20s and 30s, and
you change and your body changes when you get older because, you
know, I'm almost 50. But I looked at pictures of him
and I was like, holy fuck, what the fuck happened, you know?
And I told you I was like, yeah, I said, you know, Liv, I said,
he's got Gray hair. It's like thinning.
He's thin, he's frail. He he's hunched over and he's
bald. And you're like, well, you know,
but you can't really can't help if you're bald.
I said, look, you think about how many guys that we've seen
that are in their 50s and 60s and they still color their hair.
They get hair pieces, they get hair plugs.
And he's got the money for it, you know?
And it's like he just, like, it's like he curled up and just
died inside because he's so religiously oppressed because
his brother's a pastor, you know, that religion is just an
every fucking day thing just shoved down your throat, you
know? Yeah.
And that's how a lot of them are, you know?
Yeah, that's why when they come here, they always leave a little
bit better. You know, you get a taste of
what you like and then you can live your life in some sort of a
little bit more healthier way. Yeah.
Versus hiding it. I didn't mean to monopolize the
whole episode here, but I know you.
You're intently listening to me and you're like I.
Was I was listening? I was.
Listening. I've heard, I've heard the
story, and I still was listening because you did have a couple
things in it I didn't hear before.
So yeah, yeah, I was in Dunling. I'm not.
Sure, you picture this guy because like I said, God, he was
so handsome in school. That's like what the fuck
happened? Usually it's the handsome ones
that end up, but then it's always the thugs.
Guys that looking good when they get older, yes.
Like I keep an eye on them. Smart weirdos, crazy coming out,
looking around. But, you know, so it brings me
back to this. So we've had the puppy Sissy.
He talked about, you know, religion being constantly there
throughout his life. You know, his mother fucking
just beats him down to where she's completely controlling and
it drives him crazy. And then we've got the one
gentleman who is an interpreter and really, yeah, he's an
interpreter. Remember, he's always talking
with his hands. Well, he told me he's like, oh,
yeah, I'm an interpreter. He was telling me that he
remember, he likes the spankings, OK.
And he was getting these spankings because when he was a
kid, he'd get the spankings and. They're talking about my guy,
right? Yeah, we're talking about your
guy. The sweet guy with the pretty
eyes. Yeah.
I didn't know. Yeah, he told me that he was, I
want to say. I knew he was Christian, yeah,
but I I didn't remember about that part.
Yeah. But OK, Yeah, it's it's, you
know, his parents are extremely religious, so he dealt with
extreme religion in his childhood.
Yeah, I knew that much. Yeah, And his parents were huge
disciplinarians, you know, And it sounded like he, as a kid
wanted to rebel. And, you know, they weren't
having it. It was fucking religion.
And. He.
I mean, he and he's not really even rebellious or rebelling
because my mom. She was kid, yeah.
Mom, say my mom was repressed religiously when she was little
because my my granny and my pawpaw.
But when she went wild, she went wild.
You know, she was stripping. She was getting married real
young, having kids real young. She was running away.
Like that's the type of rebellious you think is going to
happen. Not, you know, like you just
want to go to a dominatrix and, you know, fulfill some sort of
fantasy like, yeah, that's not bad.
You know you're going to be bad. Yeah, being bad.
No, I was thinking about like when he was a kid, you know,
when he was probably 1010 to 17 years of age, he was probably
doing little things that irritated his parents, so they
lashed out and punished him in the sense of spanking him, You
know, I. Wonder if he liked it when he
was a kid. Oh, probably not.
Yeah, because I didn't like it when I was a kid and I like it
now. So it's like why?
You like to be spanked, huh? Yeah, Don't we all?
No. All right, Just wait.
That's fun. Maybe even spanked the right
person, huh? Yeah, you know Bree.
Uh huh. So Bree grew up in Church of
Christ and her father was a pastor.
And that one surprised me. Yeah, he's still a pastor.
He is a very well known author. He has published multiple books
on religion. You'll find him, you Google his
name, he's on YouTube. He's everywhere in that sense of
always being in the public eye with Church of Christ.
But the shit that happened in her church with the people
around her beyond fucked up. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, most of, like, my first sexual experience with a
threesome was at church. You know, most things that are
bad first happened at church. The little rebellious youngins.
Yeah, they're being suppressed. And they get, you know, to a
point where they're just like, oh, I'm gonna just do whatever.
Yeah, interesting, isn't it? I went to a private school too
and you'll be wild over there too.
Charles had told me a funny story.
You know, he, he lives in Mississippi, it's very rural
where he's at. And he ended up a couple years
ago dating finding this woman, dating her, and she was a church
going girl. Oh.
Yeah, and that's not Charles. No.
And she wanted him to conform and, you know, be that good
religious boy and, you know, follow her.
Her good godly ways. Yeah, the funniest shit was that
she was sexually repressed in a big way and then he went and
started licking her ass. And she her doors were open.
Ohh yeah. She had an awakening when?
Big awakening, but then I think. Lick Remover brought her back to
life. I've never heard that before The
hind leg. That's great.
That is great. Past people have come on the
episodes of of the podcast that we've talked about and you know,
everybody has seems like from every religion, every realm, you
know, there's something but. It's like just live your life
and live the best of your ability as being a good person.
Absolutely. Because every Bible is
different. You got different religions,
different, different gods. And it's just like, how do you
know what you're doing right? And then why does it feel so
wrong? You know, why do I feel worse
when I go church? Yeah.
Why do I feel like a Sinner when I go to church?
Because I'm being told I'm doing something wrong.
Maybe I am doing something wrong.
Maybe we're all doing something wrong.
But you know, I'm not gonna sit there and live in that feeling.
We're gonna, I'm gonna live my life to the fullest and I'm
gonna look at the sky and enjoy the sky.
You know, like, yeah, we're gonna go.
We're gonna go enjoy our life. We're not gonna sit here and
repress ourselves. At least not me.
Y'all little Christians can do that if y'all want to or not
just Christians. There's other religions.
Oh yeah, that repress themselves because of the same reasons.
Yeah, absolutely. Once you once you get out of it,
you feel so much Betty. You're like, Oh my God, it
wasn't that bad. I'm not a Sinner for it.
You know what I mean? Like, you're not a Sinner.
Well, we're all sinners, but you're not like the worst of the
worst. And we're gonna go to hell
because of it. You're not a.
Deviant. Yeah, just say deviant.
Yeah, we're not horrible people just because of.
It I think, I think Jesus, when he was walking around with his
12 disciples, you know, he's out there in the desert.
You got us hanging out. Rubbed a lot.
I'm sure he was in something. Absolutely Mary Magdalene.
Probably a good show. Wasn't wasn't she like a a
process? She was and.
That was the one woman he was in love with.
Yeah. You know, so it's like even God
has weaknesses. Absolutely.
These are our weaknesses, we just turn them into.
Strength. There you go.
We don't let them. We don't let them tear us down
anymore. All right, Liv, I think we've
bored them enough with our stories.
Just. Kidding.
All right, so until then, this includes the episode of Call Me
Mistress. Why?
What? Yes, Liv.
What? This concludes the episode of
what? You said call me Mistress.
I know I did already, didn't I? And then I was like, bye, all
right, bye, guys.