1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,240 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,840 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have Madam Liz. 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,920 Always. Hi, good morning, guys. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,240 Yes, good morning now live. We've had an interesting week, 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,920 always I. Don't think we've had an 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,840 uninteresting week. Even whenever we didn't have 7 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,680 work, we still had snow. I know. 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,200 You know what it means. It's like no matter what, it's 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,120 interesting. It's snowed in Florida for the 10 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,920 first time. She's trying to get comfortable, 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,400 you know? Yeah, it was 10 inches. 10 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,080 inches of snow of snow. In Florida, on the beach. 13 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,800 Yeah. On the beach, there was on the. 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,640 Beach, it was beautiful. Wild. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:48,160 But we love 10 inches. Yeah, the more the merrier. 16 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:53,240 Exactly so can you ever say that you remember like seeing like 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,320 the best, prettiest Dick Yes And then interesting how we just 18 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,440 like Oh yeah, yeah, I. Remember, I remember that pretty 19 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,840 late. Yeah, he could be a model for 20 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,840 his Dick. See. 21 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,400 Tell us about it. He was my my couple, one of my 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,680 couples and he had like the perfect length, the perfect head 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,840 shape. He knew how to work it. 24 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,840 So it's like no bad at sexual experience ever with him. 25 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,440 Wow. He and he had a great 26 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,080 personality. So it's like usually when they 27 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,120 got a great Dick and then they know where they got a great 28 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:24,040 Dick, they usually are Dicks and they're mean or annoying. 29 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,040 Arrogant. Yeah. 30 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,640 And was he? No, he's funny. 31 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,640 Like you would think that he had a small Dick if you met him. 32 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,160 Wow. But he was great. 33 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,280 That's awesome, I think. It was like 9 1/2 inches. 34 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,400 Oh, wow, Yeah, wow. That's all awesome. 35 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,560 What's your Dick? You know, there's, there's been 36 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,640 a few. Black and white. 37 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,680 Well. We're in the end, I don't know 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,480 I'll. Tell you a few I so. 39 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,640 Feel like I've had a lot so I got AI, got a list. 40 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,840 Oh gosh. OK, so you mentioned black. 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,280 So there was a really attractive black gentleman and he super 42 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,120 nice guy. We were, you know, I think we 43 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,760 want to see if there was something there. 44 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,720 And you know, we went out a couple times. 45 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,120 I thought I really like him. I really wasn't ready 46 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,320 emotionally because I had just gotten over a divorce that 47 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,320 dragged the fuck out and it was awful. 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,920 And so, so he was, he was half, he was half black, half white, 49 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,840 you know, 6, two light skinned, just beautiful. 50 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,320 And, you know, he'd send me pictures of his penis before, 51 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,680 and I was like, damn, it looks really big. 52 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,400 Like, frightening big. Yeah. 53 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,320 And so it was one of those Dicks that was probably best off in a 54 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,360 museum. Really. 55 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,600 Yeah. Like even in person? 56 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:35,240 Even in person, so before your time, OK, When they had actual 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,920 cordless phones that came out in like the late 80s, OK, they were 58 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,440 super big. They were like 12 to 410 inches 59 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:45,480 long. They had an antenna to them that 60 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,640 was like a rubber antenna. It was fucking huge, right? 61 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,480 Well, for some reason he compared that to the size of his 62 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,680 deck. Of course he did of. 63 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,640 Course, and the reason being it was because it was that fucking 64 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,960 huge. Oh, it was like 14 inches long. 65 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,320 The girth was ginormous. Like, like oh. 66 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,200 My God, baseball. Bat Ginormous. 67 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,440 Did you do? Anything with it? 68 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,680 See your face? Did you make it? 69 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:17,720 So no, let me tell you, OK. So I told him I'm like, look, my 70 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:22,280 ex-husband, you know, he was like six 6 1/2 inches. 71 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:26,840 I said, you know, I've, I've played with multiple hundreds of 72 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,400 people. You know, I've never had 73 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,200 anything that big. And he's like he's like, trust 74 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,640 me. He's like we'll do it 75 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,800 missionary. I'll be in front of you. 76 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,360 I'll go slow. I won't don't just, you know, 77 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,840 force it in there. I've had to do this my entire 78 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,040 life. Poor thing. 79 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah. And I was like, I trust you, 80 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,360 totally trust you. And I said, well, let me use my 81 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,000 Hitachi wand. Now, at this point, this chick 82 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,960 has never been fisted, never been crazy, never done anal. 83 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,240 I don't like anal, never done any of this. 84 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,000 OK. And so when when he started 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,280 that, it was like, oh fuck. Stretching. 86 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,880 Like, really stretch. I'm like, Oh yeah. 87 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,400 Did you bleed? I did. 88 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,960 I bled with the nine and a half one. 89 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,920 See. Yeah, that's why I said just 90 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,640 that. Just. 91 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,600 Too much. I couldn't ever be on top of 92 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,680 him. Without waiting now. 93 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,519 Did he go all the way in? No, God no, no, no. 94 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,480 I would say maybe four or five inches. 95 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,880 I was doing the Hitachi one. Nah, there was and there was no 96 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,520 like. He never is going to be able to 97 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,440 get something like that where he gives like a good. 98 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,760 Pounding in there. Put in there. 99 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,040 You know, unless he's working with somebody and you know he 100 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,560 spends enough time with someone well enough to stretch that shit 101 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,760 out. I'm not one of those people. 102 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,920 I don't want my shit stretched. Like that I should stretch you 103 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,040 out either. Yeah, you know, and I'm like 104 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,600 you, I was your age at the time. Yeah, you know, feel like I. 105 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,440 Have a whole life ahead of me. I don't know what I want. 106 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,960 I might want a four and a half later. 107 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,680 You can't after that. Exactly. 108 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:02,200 I was in my late 20s and I was like, yeah. 109 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:06,680 And so, you know, I got him off. He got me me off, but we did not 110 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,920 get off with that Dick and it was sad. 111 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,800 It was kind of like, Oh yeah, I think the score are going to 112 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,440 have to end it. And the thing of it is, he 113 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,000 really liked me, but I fucking ghosted him. 114 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:24,440 Because of this big Dick. Yes, wow, I did and I I felt so 115 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,560 bad and you know, we kind of stayed stayed friends later 116 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,680 because finally I just I finally just messaged him on Facebook 117 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,680 and I'm like, look, it's not you. 118 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,920 It was never you. I was. 119 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,560 Your Dick. I said I just, I couldn't see it 120 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,960 working, you know, having this massive thing in our lives where 121 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:48,560 it wouldn't be that great because that's not great sex to 122 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,800 me. No, great. 123 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,520 To be careful the whole time, yeah. 124 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,160 No. No, you want to be not careful 125 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,080 and borderline kill somebody. Yeah, that's what you want. 126 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,040 Yeah, not actually kill somebody. 127 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,440 Yeah, yeah, I don't. Want you touching my heart not 128 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,160 in that way. I'm gonna try to go back on my 129 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,040 e-mail and I'll find it, find the picture of it so you can 130 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,800 see. It was beautiful, it really was. 131 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,320 But man, I hurt his feelings so bad. 132 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,040 I bet he cried because he. Finally had to do with that all 133 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,240 the time people saying that to him. 134 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,800 Yeah, I felt bad. But, you know, the thing of it 135 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,440 is coincidentally, he told me that, you know, his his baby 136 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,280 Mama because he had a daughter from his previous marriage. 137 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,120 Umm, he's like, you know, she took it like a champ. 138 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,040 Really. Yeah. 139 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,440 And I was like, well. OK, so somebody that people came 140 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,320 some of. That Yeah. 141 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,360 So OK, you know, she just, she stretched that shit out, I 142 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,160 guess. Yeah. 143 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,000 I just not one of those people, you know? 144 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,840 Yeah, You know, I get freaked out when I've seen people. 145 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,080 I think there was a couple of they were over in like Ireland 146 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:51,880 or Scotland, something over there near the UK, but the guy 147 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,160 tried to put his head and his wife's vagina. 148 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,400 Oh, I seen that. You saw that. 149 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,320 OK. That's on a a porn. 150 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,080 See. Yeah. 151 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,880 I looked at that. Yeah, I that's what I was 152 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,000 picturing. The dark, dark times of the of 153 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,160 the porn where you just kind of start digging in some really 154 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,360 creepy stuff. I've done that. 155 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,720 When you're not horny, I'm doing. 156 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,120 That no, I still got off to it. Oh God, God, you're a fucking 157 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,520 shame of. I couldn't do it. 158 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,360 I was like, I was like. His whole head, like it was like 159 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,760 past his ears. He was bald too, so. 160 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:23,280 Yeah, no. Hey, don't judge me, you crack 161 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,080 me I. Was so damn funny. 162 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,640 Oh God, we're going to have to talk sometime on an episode 163 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,840 about crazy porn like that. Oh yeah, yeah, there's. 164 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,200 Yeah, yeah. And what we actually got off to 165 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,120 with crazy porn. So. 166 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,800 So that was one beautiful cock, right. 167 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:45,240 So I've talked about my friend who had a 27 inch long Dick. 168 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,560 I talked about that before on the on the podcast. 169 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,560 Yeah, I remember. But there was one other 170 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,720 gentleman and this this was pretty fucked up, honestly. 171 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,000 Super nice guy. He was from South America. 172 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,680 He'd been in the States most of his life. 173 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,760 But damn, you know, he's beautiful, you know, olive skin, 174 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,000 just really good looking guy, right? 175 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,720 Crazy shit. So this guy, he would fucking 176 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:14,040 eat pussy like a dream. He had just an 8 inch cock, 177 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,800 perfect size, you know, everything was perfect in so 178 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,480 many ways. Now he wanted a relationship. 179 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,520 I really wasn't interested in a relationship. 180 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,760 Again, being married to a fucking nightmare. 181 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,520 You don't really want to get into a relationship with people. 182 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,440 Right away. No, and he just, I, I really 183 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,720 just couldn't see it with him. He didn't have a lot of baggage, 184 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,440 but it just wasn't there. But I told him, I said let's 185 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,360 just have fun and blah blah, go from there. 186 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,080 Anyway, I didn't hear from him for a while and I was like, this 187 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,799 is weird. This is weird. 188 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:45,720 So I thought, huh, well, you know what, I'm going to do 189 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,880 something interesting. I'm just going to type in jail 190 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:53,960 view for my city, thank you. Well, and then I googled his 191 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,000 name. Ohh guess what? 192 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,360 Motherfucker got arrested for what? 193 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:03,400 Funny thing. OK, because at the same time I 194 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:07,040 was having sex with another guy. Beautiful cop, semi decent 195 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,400 looking guy. Not you know, he's one of those. 196 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,800 He's an average guy, bald. I'm not really into bald dudes. 197 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,120 Height, weight, height, weight. Proportioned OK, but really 198 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,400 wasn't my type. Anyway, I hadn't heard from him 199 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,040 either and I was like this is weird. 200 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,320 I never get ghosted and I look up his name. 201 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,600 Well, apparently these two motherfuckers. 202 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,280 Found out about each other. No. 203 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:31,880 Oh no, they were both fucking pedophiles. 204 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:38,840 Oh yeah, they had gone and the Escambia County did a sting 205 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:43,040 operation here where they were either posing as a 13 year old 206 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:48,280 girl or 13 year old boy, and these two guys went on there. 207 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:54,360 It was like minor a solicitation of a minor illegal activity via 208 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,520 Internet. I mean it was crazy they had 209 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,880 like this long list of charges, but they were both charged with 210 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,600 fucking pedophilia. Dang. 211 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,120 And sending dirty pictures of themselves to an alleged minor. 212 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,480 And this was a sting. So it wasn't a minor, but they 213 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,080 posed as a minor to, to and true these people. 214 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,320 Yeah. Yeah. 215 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,320 Dang. And apparently that was his 216 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,320 second offense. So they were both in fucking 217 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,640 jail for quite some time and then they eventually went to 218 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,760 prison. Dang. 219 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,160 And that's some shit. Both your guys, both. 220 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,480 My guys are beautiful Dicks, I know. 221 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,160 Well, jail likes them now. Jail likes them now. 222 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,960 That's it, yeah. And see, I, I instincts served 223 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,760 me well because I'm just like, yeah, I. 224 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,840 Guess I haven't had anymore, and I think I've only had one. 225 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,600 Beautiful. I mean, you know, like you 226 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,040 always. Yeah, you have great Dick, but 227 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,240 there's always that one you're just like. 228 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,520 Wow. Yeah, that's a good looking big. 229 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,880 Right. Oh, I had one. 230 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,840 Yeah. But I haven't really had that 231 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,480 many. I know you haven't had that 232 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,840 many. I mean, yeah. 233 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:06,920 But that's OK. OK, I'll edit that. 234 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:15,480 OK, All right. So we talked about this. 235 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:22,280 We were talking earlier just you and I off off the the podcast, 236 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:27,800 we were talking about religion with sex and BDSM. 237 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:34,360 What's your take on that? I don't know, because there's a 238 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,440 it depends on what you're talking because even like 239 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,400 marital sex, because usually that's what you're always 240 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,640 supposed to be doing in the covenant of your marriage and 241 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,600 marital sex, even that you're just like when you are married, 242 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,360 you still have like questions like, well, am I doing that? 243 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,880 If I do it this way, does that mean that I'm doing it ungodly? 244 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,120 Like it's the only missionary that you're allowed to do? 245 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:57,480 Like what else is OK? And you know, it's just how in 246 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,160 religion, because I, I feel I'm not Christian. 247 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,240 I, I feel like I believe in God. I feel like I'm on a spirit 248 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,480 spiritual level connected, but I am, I would say I'm not 249 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,040 religious at all. I I do not. 250 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:15,080 I find that side of community just usually hypocritical. 251 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:20,080 So in the past couple weeks we've had different people that 252 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,440 have been repressed by religion. Yeah, usually. 253 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,680 And they're like, oh, I don't want to. 254 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:29,080 I was scared to come in here because of, you know, scared of 255 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,080 their parents or God or how they view things. 256 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,000 I don't know why religion does that to people. 257 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,720 It's interesting, isn't it? Yeah, because like a lot of the 258 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,080 times, like, like even with me, like I thought the devil was 259 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,480 haunting me just because of things I was thinking about. 260 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,240 And, you know, like you think, well, I can't get these thoughts 261 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,080 out of my head, so am I going to be stuck like this forever? 262 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,400 And I can't let them out, can't talk about them. 263 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,760 So I'm stuck inside of myself with something else that's not 264 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,720 that's being mean to me saying that I shouldn't be thinking 265 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,080 these things. But So what do you do with that? 266 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:07,640 Could you imagine yourself like seven years ago and saying, hey, 267 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,120 guess what, You're going to be a dominatrix? 268 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,160 I think if I knew that I think I would be, would have been proud 269 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,480 of myself that I made it through whatever it is I was going 270 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,960 through because, you know, because I did live with that. 271 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:25,360 I did live with religional, religious suppression of like my 272 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,760 kinks or just any of this like sexual desires on things. 273 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,280 Like just just living with it, it haunts you. 274 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,360 It will literally eat you from the inside out. 275 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,840 Like like mold just growing in there. 276 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,360 That's one way of putting it. I guess that's the only way I 277 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,440 knew how. Because it's black and you just 278 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,240 get, you feel dirty. You don't, you don't feel like 279 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,920 you know you're worthy of being loved because you, why are you 280 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,480 am I thinking these thoughts? But everybody thinks these 281 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,320 thoughts. Everybody does. 282 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,960 Maybe not specifically my thoughts, but they always have 283 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,680 that little voice in their head that says things to them, you 284 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,120 know, like, hey, like I like doing butt stuff and I can't 285 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,480 tell nobody. OK, well, it's OK, you know, 286 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,480 Like, that's why we're here. That's why I'm here. 287 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,720 Yeah, 'cause you want to do butt stuff. 288 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,760 I mean that too sometimes if you're clean. 289 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,640 I like doing butt stuff. Oh, God, yeah. 290 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,080 Please be clean. You know, Wow. 291 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,280 I was telling you a story yesterday. 292 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:34,720 We were in the car and I was like, you know, Liv, when I was 293 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,320 in high school, I went to a Pentecostal high school and I 294 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,520 was there for for almost three years. 295 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,840 I didn't go there a complete three years because I I just 296 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,840 couldn't take it anymore. So I could deal with the fact 297 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,320 that I couldn't wear makeup or jewelry. 298 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:58,320 I was, I was fine with that, but I was around these girls who 299 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,080 they couldn't watch anything other than Mama's family and 300 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:09,200 Andy Griffith, OK. And so to even breathe a word of 301 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,200 something outside of all of that, you know, I I didn't want 302 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,840 to talk about MTVI, didn't want to talk about HBO, you know, and 303 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,160 I was watching real sex. I mean, my parents were very 304 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,120 open to, to talk to me about anything. 305 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,280 And, you know, they would tell me, hey, this is a rated R 306 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,920 movie. But, you know, if there's 307 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,560 certain things on here you don't need to see, you know, you need 308 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,960 to close your eyes. Yeah. 309 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,960 Sorry with my kids. Hey, there's a bad part. 310 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:44,080 Come and close your eyes. Yeah, you know, but these girls 311 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,680 in school, I, I ran into one recently and she, I told her 312 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,800 what I do. And she's like, yeah, I always 313 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,320 knew you were going to do something kinky. 314 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,640 And I was like, fuck, I wonder why? 315 00:15:54,640 --> 00:16:02,120 I wonder why she thought that. But you know, so I, I had this 316 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,000 crush on this guy. I'll tell the listeners this. 317 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,400 I had this crush on the sky because I, I went there my, the 318 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,840 end of my 8th grade year because it was a small school and it was 319 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,720 blended in, you know, from the 8th grade into the seniors. 320 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,120 We were all in one classroom because it was only like 20 of 321 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:29,640 US, 2025 of us, you know, but you know, I, I liked this kid 322 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,480 and he was, he looked Italian. I think he was Italian descent, 323 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:39,320 but you know, 62 attractive, you know, he just to me, he was 324 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,440 always put together and he wore, you know, the a leather jacket, 325 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,400 black leather jacket too. So I was like, oh shit, you 326 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:52,360 know, and I and I always watch like mob movies, so like, you 327 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:57,520 know, sexy Italian, you know, mafia, you know, but he was just 328 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,600 sexy. He really was. 329 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,520 He was so freaking sexy. But I didn't tell you something 330 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,520 about this yesterday because I totally forgot until we started 331 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,920 talking about beautiful cocks, right? 332 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,040 But anyway, so I never told this kid through high school that I 333 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,680 had a crush on him, never told him. 334 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:19,480 And we were, you know, very like, and like I said, a small 335 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:24,640 group of all of us. And so we all hung out, you 336 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,240 know, we were all friendly to one another. 337 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,800 Now they would make fun of me because I was Catholic. 338 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,080 They would say, oh, you're worshiping the Virgin Mary and 339 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,440 blah blah blah. And I'm like, hey, your church. 340 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,360 You fucking charm snakes. You bring snakes into your 341 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,920 fucking church, you know, and you speak in tongues. 342 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,440 That makes no fucking sense. And your Mama puts on a big old 343 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,200 act in church like she saved and she's not because I see her 344 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,360 outside smoking and drinking in her fucking car. 345 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,480 So big fucking hypocritical church. 346 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,520 These people, they came down from Indiana and they, they were 347 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:07,680 all kind of related, you know, cousins, brother, sister, blah, 348 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,920 blah, blah. And so there was like kind of 349 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,680 like seven or eight families and they bought this plot of land 350 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:21,120 and they started building these, this, this school and property 351 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,840 on there to live on this property. 352 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,160 So it was like almost a commune in a sense. 353 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,480 And eventually, you know, they went off and they, you know, 354 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,360 bought their own homes and that kind of thing, But it was still 355 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,880 a commune. So they couldn't swim together 356 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,400 in the, the actual indoor pool that was there. 357 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,160 And if girls went swimming, they had to wear long, long, cool 358 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,360 lots. They couldn't wear pants and 359 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,720 they couldn't wear skirts, but they could wear cool lots which 360 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,600 are big. Like big big pants legs, you 361 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,200 know? But they're just a below the 362 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,640 knee. Weirdest fucking shit ever. 363 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,560 That is weird. Yeah, they couldn't swim girls. 364 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,080 What? Couldn't swim with boys and vice 365 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,280 versa. You couldn't swim boys, yet you 366 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,880 still had to wear that. Yes. 367 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,680 OK. Yeah, makes no fucking sense. 368 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,880 And even if it was a sibling, you could not swim with your 369 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,960 sibling. Yeah. 370 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,240 So they, when they went to the beach, they weren't allowed to 371 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,160 swim like that. They had to swim, you know, 372 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,760 completely away from each other. Weirdest fucking shit. 373 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,200 And they had like just weird religious bullshit. 374 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,000 Well, the guy who I had the crush on, he wasn't related to 375 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,160 any of them. His parents went to another 376 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,440 church, but it was still Pentecostal. 377 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,440 But they weren't neurotic like his mom still put on makeup and 378 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,480 and more jewelry, unlike the other Pentecostals. 379 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,840 And so it was crazy to see a lot of them. 380 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,960 They would always try to step out of their religion. 381 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,120 Like they would try to do things to kind of like breakthrough the 382 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,320 boundaries. Like, you know, you'd see some 383 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,000 of the moms wear lipstick, you know, Well, they'd eventually be 384 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,040 reprimanded. So weird. 385 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,960 It was so weird, right? But at one point, you know, it's 386 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,320 a private school. I'm paying my own tuition. 387 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:14,600 I had a set up scholarship program that, you know, my 388 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,960 parents set aside for me that I paid for my own. 389 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,160 And I know they took me to the office one time because I wore a 390 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,040 brooch. It was, you know, and they 391 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,760 considered it jewelry. And I said, hey, look, I pay my 392 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,800 own tuition here, you know, you like my money. 393 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,440 Is there going to be an issue? You know, so I still wore my 394 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,680 brooch, you know, but they were assholes. 395 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,920 But anyway, this kid that I liked, he wasn't a part of any 396 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,520 of them. And so he would always try to, 397 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,280 you know, break the rules in a sense. 398 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,800 I never got any type of vibe off of him, but I thought, you know, 399 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,040 he was really flirty with one of our mutual friends, and she was 400 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,160 a hot blonde with big titties. I thought, oh, he must like her. 401 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,080 Must like her. Well, after we all graduated 402 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,040 from high school, we obviously didn't keep in touch. 403 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,000 There wasn't Facebook, there wasn't any of that. 404 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,640 And so years later, it was probably 5 or 6 years later, I 405 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,520 finally just called him. I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to 406 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,920 call him. I said, hey, do you want to, you 407 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,440 want to meet me after work, maybe have dinner, you know? 408 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,120 And so we came by my work, we went out and it was weird 409 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,880 because a few nights before all this, I had this dream and it 410 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:28,040 was deja vu. I played everything out in my 411 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,520 mind the way it was going to happen. 412 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,720 And it was like, wow, like what the fuck happened? 413 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,320 Like am I, am I in my dream? It was so weird. 414 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,600 And so I was going to tell him that night after dinner and 415 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,840 everything that I was in love with him. 416 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,520 I just loved him from the moment I met him and I knew him. 417 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,960 And I mean, and here I was, you know, 2122 years old and I was 418 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,720 still enamored with this guy and I hadn't seen him in since I was 419 00:21:54,720 --> 00:22:00,080 1617 years old. So anyway, I told him and he 420 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,480 said I'm gay. And I knew he was going to say 421 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,920 it. I had that in my dream. 422 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,440 He was going to say it. The weirdest shit ever. 423 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,960 Yeah, it's wild. It's wild, right? 424 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,400 Well, the one thing I forgot to tell you in all of this, 'cause 425 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:19,440 I wasn't thinking about is Dick. But we, we ran into each other a 426 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,640 few years later after this. This is, again, we see each 427 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,880 other maybe seven or eight years later at my nephew's wedding. 428 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,680 And that night after he left the wedding, I said, hey, why don't 429 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,720 you come over to my sister's house? 430 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,720 You know, she lives a few miles up the road. 431 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,760 We can all hang out. And, and we did. 432 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:45,680 And so I ended up calling him like the next day after we hung 433 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:51,200 out all night and this and that. And I said to him, I said, I 434 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,280 understand you're gay. Have you explored being with 435 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,560 anybody? He says no. 436 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:02,760 He said honestly, I may never, you know, and he says the idea 437 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,080 of anal sex, he's like grosses me out. 438 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,240 He said if anything I would be OK with like rubbing my Dick and 439 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,840 scissoring with another guy, He said. 440 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,920 But the thought of anal sex just grosses me out and I've. 441 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,600 Always wondered if gay people ever thought that. 442 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,760 Well, yeah, you know that that was his perception, you know, 443 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 First time I had heard it, honestly. 444 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,280 Because you think about how many guys we like that that come to 445 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,720 the dungeon that want a fucking Dick in their ass. 446 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,320 We're like, oh, everybody like. It I know I was like, what? 447 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,600 You don't like a Dick in your ass? 448 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,720 What? But but we were having a 449 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,840 conversation and, you know, in my 20s, I was doing phone sex 450 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,160 for money. You know, I was having phone 451 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,400 sex. I made very good money doing it. 452 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,520 And so when I was talking to him on the phone, I was seductive. 453 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,680 And he's like, are you trying to seduce me? 454 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,560 He's like, you know, I can't really turn straight, right? 455 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,000 And I'm like, that's not what I'm doing. 456 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,920 I'm, you know, I'm talking to you the way I would talk to a 457 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,960 guy who I'm attracted to. And you know, if you perceive it 458 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,280 that way, I'm sorry. I said it was great seeing you 459 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,040 and blah, blah, blah. And he's like, look, he's like, 460 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,840 if it makes things better for you, I'm going to tell you this. 461 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:28,080 He's like, I would have chosen you years ago to to be in this 462 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,280 whole lie he said. But I knew I couldn't hurt you 463 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:37,000 or anybody else by doing this. He's like, but honestly, me, if 464 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,240 it makes things better, I have a tiny Dick. 465 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,120 He's like, it's not even, you know, 3 inch long Dick. 466 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,480 He's like, I don't even know what I can do with it. 467 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:52,120 He's like, it sucks. And you know, he's a submissive, 468 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,400 you know, and that's more of a reason why I was attracted to 469 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,920 him too, because I love submissive men. 470 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:02,360 But yeah, the fact that he has a tiny penis, he's gay, and he's 471 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:06,600 never been with a man. And then I told you, I said 472 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,760 I've, I've got to send you a now picture of what he looks like. 473 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,040 And, you know, I haven't changed much. 474 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,760 Yeah, I've gained weight like you do in your 20s and 30s, and 475 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,680 you change and your body changes when you get older because, you 476 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,440 know, I'm almost 50. But I looked at pictures of him 477 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:31,960 and I was like, holy fuck, what the fuck happened, you know? 478 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,600 And I told you I was like, yeah, I said, you know, Liv, I said, 479 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 he's got Gray hair. It's like thinning. 480 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,040 He's thin, he's frail. He he's hunched over and he's 481 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,640 bald. And you're like, well, you know, 482 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,280 but you can't really can't help if you're bald. 483 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,120 I said, look, you think about how many guys that we've seen 484 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,520 that are in their 50s and 60s and they still color their hair. 485 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,640 They get hair pieces, they get hair plugs. 486 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,320 And he's got the money for it, you know? 487 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,960 And it's like he just, like, it's like he curled up and just 488 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,560 died inside because he's so religiously oppressed because 489 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,600 his brother's a pastor, you know, that religion is just an 490 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,920 every fucking day thing just shoved down your throat, you 491 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,720 know? Yeah. 492 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,000 And that's how a lot of them are, you know? 493 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,040 Yeah, that's why when they come here, they always leave a little 494 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,240 bit better. You know, you get a taste of 495 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,520 what you like and then you can live your life in some sort of a 496 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,400 little bit more healthier way. Yeah. 497 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,320 Versus hiding it. I didn't mean to monopolize the 498 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,520 whole episode here, but I know you. 499 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,360 You're intently listening to me and you're like I. 500 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,440 Was I was listening? I was. 501 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,040 Listening. I've heard, I've heard the 502 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,880 story, and I still was listening because you did have a couple 503 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,200 things in it I didn't hear before. 504 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,920 So yeah, yeah, I was in Dunling. I'm not. 505 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,880 Sure, you picture this guy because like I said, God, he was 506 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,200 so handsome in school. That's like what the fuck 507 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,640 happened? Usually it's the handsome ones 508 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,240 that end up, but then it's always the thugs. 509 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,120 Guys that looking good when they get older, yes. 510 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,760 Like I keep an eye on them. Smart weirdos, crazy coming out, 511 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:19,480 looking around. But, you know, so it brings me 512 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,920 back to this. So we've had the puppy Sissy. 513 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,760 He talked about, you know, religion being constantly there 514 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,080 throughout his life. You know, his mother fucking 515 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:35,080 just beats him down to where she's completely controlling and 516 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,640 it drives him crazy. And then we've got the one 517 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,480 gentleman who is an interpreter and really, yeah, he's an 518 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,800 interpreter. Remember, he's always talking 519 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,800 with his hands. Well, he told me he's like, oh, 520 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:52,120 yeah, I'm an interpreter. He was telling me that he 521 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,440 remember, he likes the spankings, OK. 522 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,280 And he was getting these spankings because when he was a 523 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,520 kid, he'd get the spankings and. They're talking about my guy, 524 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,720 right? Yeah, we're talking about your 525 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,160 guy. The sweet guy with the pretty 526 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,880 eyes. Yeah. 527 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,880 I didn't know. Yeah, he told me that he was, I 528 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,200 want to say. I knew he was Christian, yeah, 529 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,000 but I I didn't remember about that part. 530 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,520 Yeah. But OK, Yeah, it's it's, you 531 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,560 know, his parents are extremely religious, so he dealt with 532 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,600 extreme religion in his childhood. 533 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,240 Yeah, I knew that much. Yeah, And his parents were huge 534 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,560 disciplinarians, you know, And it sounded like he, as a kid 535 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,600 wanted to rebel. And, you know, they weren't 536 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,160 having it. It was fucking religion. 537 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,680 And. He. 538 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,560 I mean, he and he's not really even rebellious or rebelling 539 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,280 because my mom. She was kid, yeah. 540 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,040 Mom, say my mom was repressed religiously when she was little 541 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,640 because my my granny and my pawpaw. 542 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,680 But when she went wild, she went wild. 543 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,480 You know, she was stripping. She was getting married real 544 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,840 young, having kids real young. She was running away. 545 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,320 Like that's the type of rebellious you think is going to 546 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,880 happen. Not, you know, like you just 547 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,240 want to go to a dominatrix and, you know, fulfill some sort of 548 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,200 fantasy like, yeah, that's not bad. 549 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,800 You know you're going to be bad. Yeah, being bad. 550 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,640 No, I was thinking about like when he was a kid, you know, 551 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,640 when he was probably 1010 to 17 years of age, he was probably 552 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,280 doing little things that irritated his parents, so they 553 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,480 lashed out and punished him in the sense of spanking him, You 554 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,680 know, I. Wonder if he liked it when he 555 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,280 was a kid. Oh, probably not. 556 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,360 Yeah, because I didn't like it when I was a kid and I like it 557 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,320 now. So it's like why? 558 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,200 You like to be spanked, huh? Yeah, Don't we all? 559 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,760 No. All right, Just wait. 560 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,320 That's fun. Maybe even spanked the right 561 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,320 person, huh? Yeah, you know Bree. 562 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,680 Uh huh. So Bree grew up in Church of 563 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,800 Christ and her father was a pastor. 564 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,480 And that one surprised me. Yeah, he's still a pastor. 565 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,560 He is a very well known author. He has published multiple books 566 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,880 on religion. You'll find him, you Google his 567 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,600 name, he's on YouTube. He's everywhere in that sense of 568 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,520 always being in the public eye with Church of Christ. 569 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,640 But the shit that happened in her church with the people 570 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,840 around her beyond fucked up. Yeah. 571 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,040 I mean, yeah, most of, like, my first sexual experience with a 572 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,000 threesome was at church. You know, most things that are 573 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,360 bad first happened at church. The little rebellious youngins. 574 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,080 Yeah, they're being suppressed. And they get, you know, to a 575 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,520 point where they're just like, oh, I'm gonna just do whatever. 576 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,040 Yeah, interesting, isn't it? I went to a private school too 577 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,960 and you'll be wild over there too. 578 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,640 Charles had told me a funny story. 579 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,800 You know, he, he lives in Mississippi, it's very rural 580 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,320 where he's at. And he ended up a couple years 581 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,600 ago dating finding this woman, dating her, and she was a church 582 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,120 going girl. Oh. 583 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,720 Yeah, and that's not Charles. No. 584 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,560 And she wanted him to conform and, you know, be that good 585 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,800 religious boy and, you know, follow her. 586 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,880 Her good godly ways. Yeah, the funniest shit was that 587 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,200 she was sexually repressed in a big way and then he went and 588 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,440 started licking her ass. And she her doors were open. 589 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,080 Ohh yeah. She had an awakening when? 590 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,640 Big awakening, but then I think. Lick Remover brought her back to 591 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,480 life. I've never heard that before The 592 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,880 hind leg. That's great. 593 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,440 That is great. Past people have come on the 594 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,200 episodes of of the podcast that we've talked about and you know, 595 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,160 everybody has seems like from every religion, every realm, you 596 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,040 know, there's something but. It's like just live your life 597 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,760 and live the best of your ability as being a good person. 598 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,600 Absolutely. Because every Bible is 599 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,280 different. You got different religions, 600 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,760 different, different gods. And it's just like, how do you 601 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,560 know what you're doing right? And then why does it feel so 602 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,400 wrong? You know, why do I feel worse 603 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,680 when I go church? Yeah. 604 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,600 Why do I feel like a Sinner when I go to church? 605 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,480 Because I'm being told I'm doing something wrong. 606 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,840 Maybe I am doing something wrong. 607 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,320 Maybe we're all doing something wrong. 608 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,240 But you know, I'm not gonna sit there and live in that feeling. 609 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240 We're gonna, I'm gonna live my life to the fullest and I'm 610 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,200 gonna look at the sky and enjoy the sky. 611 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,680 You know, like, yeah, we're gonna go. 612 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,360 We're gonna go enjoy our life. We're not gonna sit here and 613 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,880 repress ourselves. At least not me. 614 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,920 Y'all little Christians can do that if y'all want to or not 615 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,480 just Christians. There's other religions. 616 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,520 Oh yeah, that repress themselves because of the same reasons. 617 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,080 Yeah, absolutely. Once you once you get out of it, 618 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,080 you feel so much Betty. You're like, Oh my God, it 619 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,080 wasn't that bad. I'm not a Sinner for it. 620 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,800 You know what I mean? Like, you're not a Sinner. 621 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,200 Well, we're all sinners, but you're not like the worst of the 622 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,360 worst. And we're gonna go to hell 623 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,200 because of it. You're not a. 624 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,000 Deviant. Yeah, just say deviant. 625 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,440 Yeah, we're not horrible people just because of. 626 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,840 It I think, I think Jesus, when he was walking around with his 627 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,760 12 disciples, you know, he's out there in the desert. 628 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,320 You got us hanging out. Rubbed a lot. 629 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,840 I'm sure he was in something. Absolutely Mary Magdalene. 630 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,360 Probably a good show. Wasn't wasn't she like a a 631 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,880 process? She was and. 632 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,840 That was the one woman he was in love with. 633 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,200 Yeah. You know, so it's like even God 634 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,040 has weaknesses. Absolutely. 635 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,240 These are our weaknesses, we just turn them into. 636 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,280 Strength. There you go. 637 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,520 We don't let them. We don't let them tear us down 638 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,480 anymore. All right, Liv, I think we've 639 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,080 bored them enough with our stories. 640 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,240 Just. Kidding. 641 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,040 All right, so until then, this includes the episode of Call Me 642 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,400 Mistress. Why? 643 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,320 What? Yes, Liv. 644 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,760 What? This concludes the episode of 645 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,400 what? You said call me Mistress. 646 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,840 I know I did already, didn't I? And then I was like, bye, all 647 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,920 right, bye, guys.