1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,120 Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,840 Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:16,000 and you know the Barbie. Speed rushing, chewing a pretzel 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,760 so I could say hi in time. It's OK, take your time. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:26,240 So Barbie and I have not recorded an episode in almost a 6 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,280 month and 1/2. We both went to jail. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,480 Well, you might have. I did disappear. 8 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,560 I disappeared for like 2 weeks on Mia you. 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,800 Did you did? But I couldn't talk anyway. 10 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,280 And as if the listeners couldn't already tell they're going to be 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,240 hearing my voice, I actually have ulcers on my vocal cords. 12 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,080 So sad. It is sad. 13 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:54,680 I I'd gotten a virus and then an accumulation of the virus 14 00:00:54,680 --> 00:01:01,160 attacking my vocal cords and acid from getting so sick and 15 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,840 everything else for three weeks I was really sick. 16 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:11,520 The doctor told me the ENT said you've got a bunch of ulcers on 17 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,800 your vocal cords. And so I'm just now starting to 18 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,760 actually talk. Yeah, 'cause I feel like last 19 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,200 time I talked to you, you were like texting on your phone. 20 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,480 The whole time that's all I could really do. 21 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,840 And so now he, it's been a month and a half almost. 22 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,600 But the doctor said, you know, I'm really not going to have 23 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,880 full capacity of my voice for four months. 24 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,080 Yeah. So yay. 25 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,880 Yeah, we had a we had a party. Oh, it's been a minute. 26 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,080 Because we didn't get to film like right after the party, but 27 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,720 we had a party and Mia couldn't talk. 28 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,720 So it was like playing charades at the door to see like what she 29 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,120 was trying to get us to tell people. 30 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,920 I was guessing wildly incorrectly and going with 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,120 whatever I said. So. 32 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,840 Well, you know, and I kept, I was using that that text to talk 33 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,000 and I can't text quick enough and I'm always this type of 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,520 person I'm going to have. To text her so I would have died 35 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,280 if I had to do. That I'm telling, it's terrible 36 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:11,720 because you know, when you want to say something, it's like you 37 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,120 can't get it out, you can't say it. 38 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,560 And then so I was telling Bree. Bree was supposed to be my right 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,920 hand man. Yeah. 40 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,680 Do the love, Bree. But that was never going to 41 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,040 work. It was. 42 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,360 Never going to work and. That girl loves to wander, Oh my 43 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,000 God. And she was telling people, oh, 44 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,040 yeah, Mia's sick. She can't talk. 45 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,880 I'm like, please tell people I'm not contagious. 46 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,520 Please tell people it's not infectious. 47 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,320 People need to know these things. 48 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaking of infectious, one time it was like 2 years ago there 49 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,920 was like a goth night at this punk bar we all like and a whole 50 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:48,440 punk scene with there and this one bitch showed up and she had 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:53,280 I want to say like strep and every fucking person at that 52 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,840 event got strep at the same time. 53 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,560 I shit you not, it was literally like like 20 different people 54 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,440 like were out with strep. It like took the whole scene out 55 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,000 for like 3 weeks. It was literally insane. 56 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,720 I managed to get out of that. Like I got sick for like a day, 57 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,480 but dude, like I remember like like someone like well got on 58 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,920 Instagram, they're like, yeah, so and so went to the party 59 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,480 sick. That's why everyone has strep 60 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,320 now for that picture part that comments. 61 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,160 I was like, holy fuck, why did you do that? 62 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,120 Especially because it was around COVID time too. 63 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,360 So what is going on? Wow. 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,760 Well, before we get to the party, I'm going to tell you a 65 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,720 little bit about my trip. So two days before I left, my 66 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,400 niece comes over. She's going to watch my my 67 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:46,320 babies and everything. And she hugged me, hugged her. 68 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,840 And I got the virus from her. And she was sick for a month. 69 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,760 But she had her voice. It didn't bother her. 70 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,640 Yeah. But Needless to say, I went to 71 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Vermont for my sister in law's wedding. 72 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,160 It was gorgeous. But when you go up to Vermont, 73 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:10,600 you drive through in parts of New York and New York, there's 74 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:15,880 one bathroom at one little place for 3040 plus miles. 75 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,120 Oh wow, it's awful. It is so bad. 76 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,000 Is that like 'cause it's rural or? 77 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,200 There's parts of it that were rural, but there's other parts. 78 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,960 We were on the Interstate. They don't have rest areas. 79 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:33,200 Pop squat. It's terrible, you know, and you 80 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,680 know, in Florida we're spoiled. Like we have beautiful 81 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,560 Interstate. So yeah, but we have beautiful 82 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,440 Interstate. We have, you know, beautiful 83 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,640 roads. We have, you know, really nice 84 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,400 rest areas. And I'm telling you, the further 85 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,760 you keep going north, how's it really it's? 86 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,240 Awful. I haven't gone that far north. 87 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,560 It's, it's so bad. You know, there's beautiful 88 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,760 parts to New York when you're not in the city, you know, yeah, 89 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,280 parts of, you know, upstate and everything. 90 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:04,360 And but it's like stopping at a little place and it's a little 91 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,600 hole in the wall and it's the only place around and they have 92 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,280 one bathroom. And they know exactly why you're 93 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,240 there. Oh yeah, I mean, it's terrible. 94 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,520 And Oh my God, I, I would wait in the lines to get in the 95 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:19,160 bathrooms and it's just like you wait in line just for anything 96 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,840 and everything to get a. UTI doing all that. 97 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,600 It was terrible. You're you're a better woman 98 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,440 than me because I am. I have been known to grab a 99 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,800 napkin out of my purse and go. I'll see you in a minute. 100 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,640 Go behind a dumpster. I don't know, You know, my 101 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,320 husband is one of those people where he's just like, Oh my God, 102 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,720 you're going to get arrested. I'm like. 103 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,560 Look, my dad like that. See, I'm like, look, I'm a 104 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,080 pretty girl. I'm not going to be weird if I'm 105 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,280 pissing in public, thank you. They're just going to be like, 106 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,520 baby, you need to go to a bathroom. 107 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,800 No, they're. Going to be like, hey, can I 108 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,960 take a picture of that? Right, yes, come on. 109 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,840 We're not you know, we don't have big Dicks swinging around. 110 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,200 You know, it's like, come the fuck on. 111 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,400 And then I told my husband, I'm like, look, you have a penis, 112 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,080 you can get out. And he's like, I'm not going to 113 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,680 I can't do it. I can't do. 114 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,320 It also on the side of the Interstate. 115 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,440 I don't think a cop's going to, like, get you. 116 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,440 Yeah, and there it was so many. There was like rural roads too. 117 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,720 Once you got off the Interstate, there's nothing around. 118 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,880 Well, also because it's like they usually arrest you for 119 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,840 public urination because it's like you're exposing yourself or 120 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,600 you're peeing on property. If you're just like on the 121 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,400 Interstate pulled over and you're in the tree line pissing, 122 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,040 they don't give a fuck. I know you love this 123 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,120 conversation right now. Thank you. 124 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,080 Me and I discussed were to pee publicly for 5 minutes. 125 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,960 That is OK, It is all right. But I will say you and I, Barb, 126 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,200 we need to take a road trip and. So we can pee on the side of the 127 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,880 road. Exactly, exactly. 128 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,320 And then we'll do the like the honking. 129 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,400 Motion, we'll be downtown, we'll like be done drinking, clubbing. 130 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,960 And we used to park. I don't know why we used to park 131 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,200 all the way at one side of downtown because it was free 132 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:00,920 parking. Yeah. 133 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,120 We parked there like the first time we went out. 134 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,720 And then that was just where we always parked. 135 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,640 I shit you not. It's like a mile walk. 136 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,320 And so at the end of the night, we're walking like the 20-30 137 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,960 minutes to our car and there's no bathrooms, There's no 138 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,360 nothing. And, you know, like when the 139 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,680 drinks hit you, you know how many times to go. 140 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,160 Oh, yeah. It's, it's a gaggle of girls 141 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,560 looking for a, a tall Bush to hide behind. 142 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,360 Yeah. And I've done that. 143 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,240 Now I'm smarter. I park closer to the clerb so I 144 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,400 don't have to run like 45 minutes back to my car. 145 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,280 But at the time we were like, it's cheap parking. 146 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,560 You were like, there's cheap parking everywhere. 147 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,040 Get over it. Right. 148 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:41,040 But no, it I sometimes have to pee and I just like my body 149 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,040 doesn't tell me until it's like, OK, you're going to piss 150 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,200 yourself in five seconds if you don't find a bathroom. 151 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,680 So I'll tell you, we get to Vermont. 152 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,040 Everything was a rush, rush situation. 153 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,000 Yeah, now I'm listening because I've got a cough drop in my 154 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,200 mouth. But we get there. 155 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,600 It's late. I had to cook for his family we 156 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,400 were staying with had to. Yes. 157 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,320 Well, a little bit of both. OK. 158 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,800 You know, I wanted to help. You know, we had rented this big 159 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:14,080 Airbnb for their family and for my in laws and everything. 160 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,880 And, you know, his parents were going out to meet the other 161 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,320 family and it was, you know, his elderly grandparents and 162 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,840 everything. So it's like I got to cook for 163 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,680 these people. I can't just not, you know, 164 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,840 right. But I felt bad. 165 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,960 We're doing all this the next day. 166 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,280 It's the wedding. We go to the wedding. 167 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,440 The best part was I got hit on by a waitress. 168 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,880 That was the best part. It was like, this is great. 169 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:44,200 How old is she? She was probably mid 20s, maybe 170 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,800 2526. She's a little older than you. 171 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,120 Sexy brunette, great body, perfect titties, like really 172 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:56,240 sexy woman. It was interesting because she 173 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,480 kept coming and bringing this hors d'oeuvre. 174 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,400 It was prosciutto wrapped in leek salad. 175 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,040 And I was like, oh, this is so good. 176 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,520 I said, darling, you don't have to, you know, twist my arm to 177 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,400 keep, you know, getting these hors d'oeuvres. 178 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,280 These are amazing. So I would take one and then 179 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,560 give another one to my husband. And she says, well, you can 180 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,440 twist my arm later if you want. Oh my goodness. 181 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:21,720 I know. I was like, oh, OK, you know. 182 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:25,360 And so my husband. She liked an older woman. 183 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,160 She liked an older woman. It was interesting. 184 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,000 She was feeding you. She was like, I like them big. 185 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,040 So she kept pumping over doors at you. 186 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:43,840 So. I walk away and my husband then 187 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,360 says, you heard what she said, didn't you? 188 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,000 And I said, yes, honey, I I I heard that. 189 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,160 And he's like, yeah, well, you know, And the thing it is in 190 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,880 parts of Vermont, we're literally staying in a village. 191 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,080 There's no hotels. Yeah, that's it. 192 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,440 You either rent an Airbnb or you go to AAB and B. 193 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,280 And so he's like, yeah, so much for your idea of staying with 194 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,360 family, with all of us. You could have been fucking the 195 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,400 hot waitress while I watched. And I was like, look, I get it. 196 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,480 I'm sorry. It was funny as you didn't say 197 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,000 anything. She said it. 198 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,880 She. Said it. 199 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,000 He's mad at you because she had on you? 200 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,640 Yeah. He was mad that we couldn't do a 201 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:31,080 follow up because he told me he's like, I know the rules, I 202 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,840 just watch, that's what I want to do. 203 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,200 And I said I know. I said I'm sorry I rented this 204 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,120 airbeam because he didn't want to stay with his family. 205 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,040 He wanted to get a hotel. But you know the. 206 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,960 Hotels. Were 45 minutes away. 207 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,920 Yeah, it was a hassle. I'd miss it this time. 208 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:56,000 But Needless to say, we we had a great time at the wedding. 209 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:01,720 And of course, with all of this, I'm losing my voice. 210 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,640 I was speaking a little better than I am now. 211 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,880 We they had a high karaoke guy that was doing everything. 212 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,280 And so he's passing around the microphones to everyone. 213 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,560 And so then my husband turns around and he's like, you've got 214 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,880 to sing, you know, because I was a voice major, you know, studied 215 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,200 apparatus, studied jazz. You know, I'm like, well, you 216 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,080 know, I'm sick, but OK, I'll, I'll swing it. 217 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,680 I'll do it. So I get up, I sing for almost 218 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,880 an hour. An hour, yes. 219 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,800 What do you sing for an hour? Well. 220 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Different songs I sang like Adele, Bob Seger. 221 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:42,280 You know, it was funny because I started singing Jolene and then 222 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,040 I sang another song about cheating that Adele sings. 223 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,880 And then I said to my my sister-in-law just got married 224 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,200 to her husband. I said hey guys, this is no 225 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,160 reflection on you that I keep singing songs. 226 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,840 Like they're just popular songs. Just. 227 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,280 Popular song. Every popular song is about 228 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,760 cheating. And before I started singing, 229 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,400 one of his uncles was being so obnoxious because they were 230 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,600 already, you know, drunk at this point, you know? 231 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,200 As you should be. Right. 232 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,040 It was getting feedback because I had another microphone on the 233 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,640 table. So of course I go over and I 234 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,200 said, hey, I hear your voice. You want to keep talking or you 235 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,080 want to shut up while I get ready to sing. 236 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,160 And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'll be quiet. 237 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:27,360 So does this is this is his family, so they don't know what 238 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,800 you do. They have no idea. 239 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,680 OK, that's none. Yeah, none whatsoever. 240 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,440 How do they feel about y'all being such an age gap? 241 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:40,240 You know, they were really questioning things at the very 242 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,880 beginning. I mean, we've been together 11 243 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:46,640 years, right? But you know, he was only 21. 244 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,840 And how old 32? Yeah, I was 13 years older at 245 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,000 the time. I mean it's. 246 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,480 One of my friends showed up with a 33 year old. 247 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,400 I think I'd also ask questions. Ryan. 248 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,280 I actually had that happen to me. 249 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:05,760 I had a friend when we were 21, she was dating a 32 year old. 250 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,600 Did not end well. He was weird but. 251 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,080 And then his grandmother said to him, well, you need to get a 252 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,040 prenup. And I'm like what the fuck 253 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,760 you're the one with? Money. 254 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,000 Thank you. Thank you. 255 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,880 They're screwing him over with that, yeah. 256 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,040 They had no idea. That's so funny. 257 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,040 Isn't that funny? It's usually the opposite. 258 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,680 Like usually you get a prenup for the younger person. 259 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,720 Yeah, not a prenup for the older person. 260 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,280 Right. That's hilarious. 261 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,960 It was so funny. But at that point, you know, I 262 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,520 had, my sister-in-law had lived with us for a brief time. 263 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,320 And, you know, she was 26. She was still a virgin. 264 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,720 She was still very sheltered at home. 265 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,680 And when she came down here, you know, I helped her. 266 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,440 I exposed her to a lot, you know, the dating scene. 267 00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:02,560 And I told her eventually what I do, you know, But it was quite 268 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,360 funny because I know that she likes BDSM. 269 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,640 Yeah. At some point, we all get 270 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:14,080 together the last day. We're all there and we're all at 271 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,480 the Airbnb and I said, hey guys, let's take a big family photo. 272 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,000 Let's do one really serious picture and then we'll do one 273 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,680 silly picture. So when her and her husband are 274 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:32,480 doing the silly picture, he goes and acts like he's choking her. 275 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,800 And she looked like she enjoyed it way too much. 276 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,800 That's super funny. So funny, but it was a great 277 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,480 time. It really was. 278 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,640 We all had a great time. And then, like I said, I got 279 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,920 back and you know, you and I are just catching up. 280 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,360 We are so the party, yes, So the day after the party. 281 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,400 This is why we didn't record. I was. 282 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,120 There actually, it was the first time I spent the night. 283 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,080 When did you sleep well? I did you had this little bed. 284 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,120 I did. I felt very magical in there. 285 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,640 It was this bed. No one played on it. 286 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:12,360 I checked, but it was this bed Mia has in the living room and 287 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,720 you have the the these super tall ceilings with like this 288 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,480 giant chandelier and you had on these like water lights and red 289 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,400 lights and I was laying there. I was like, oh, I only just need 290 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,320 like an ocean wave soundtrack and I'm never leaving this room. 291 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,800 I sent it to my friends. I was like, look where I'm 292 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,360 sleeping. What the fuck are you? 293 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,320 I never spend the night. I literally have driven home 294 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,600 from me. Is it like what, 4:00 in the 295 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,280 morning before and you're like spend the night? 296 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:42,200 I'm like, no, I'm so hard to track down. 297 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,880 I'm. So sure. 298 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,160 I'm I'm an elusive little fucker. 299 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,760 So tell us, tell the listeners, what was your perspective on the 300 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,520 party, what you think? Oh. 301 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:58,000 The party's really fun. I feel like I I know I really 302 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,560 like the setup of this party. I know that's such like a non 303 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,560 answer, like everyone wants to hear about the tank and I'm 304 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,840 like, I really like how we arranged the tense. 305 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,600 But I did because I think I've been talking to you for like a 306 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:15,640 while now about like optimizing arrangement because I'm. 307 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,960 Taking your advice. Yeah, well, the way we had it 308 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,160 before was good. But I feel like because I know 309 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,120 me and you have talked about condensing everything and how it 310 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,040 makes the party feel more lively. 311 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,520 And when you kind of put people more on top of each other, not 312 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,280 like in a tiny way, but like, it makes parties feel fuller and it 313 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,280 makes people more like, oh, I just whacked the hell of the 314 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,040 mic. It makes the people more like 315 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,840 likely to play, you know, especially like when they're up 316 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,720 on top of each other and they can't escape it. 317 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,160 And you can't like. Well, because before like there 318 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,080 was too many dark corners so everyone would run off in a dark 319 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,160 corner and then the party looks empty now, like no dark corners, 320 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,680 you all have to hold hands in the circle. 321 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,800 I'm just kidding. But we put like 4 tents together 322 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,280 and made like one big room. We filled it with carpets and 323 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,640 beds and pillows and lights. So cool in there and people 324 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,720 loved it. Like there's people playing in 325 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,560 there all night. We put like one piece of kink 326 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,000 furniture and a few beds. Like I'm pretty sure like a 327 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,960 small gangbang happened in there. 328 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,560 There was like BDSM happening and then there was a bunch of 329 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,520 like seats. So there's a lot of people 330 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,200 watching too. And it was right next to the 331 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,440 pool. So that was super fun and yeah, 332 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,640 I enjoyed this part. I feel like it was a really good 333 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,400 vibe. Everyone who came was like 334 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,240 participating, you know, like, because sometimes you get people 335 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,160 who come to parties and just kind of sit there and there's 336 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,680 nothing wrong with it. But this, we had a it was a good 337 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,160 crowd. Everyone who came was like down 338 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,880 and like doing stuff, you know, with a girl orgy fell through. 339 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,080 But that was my fault. I don't know how to organize an 340 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,040 orgy and I don't know why I volunteered to help do that. 341 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,640 A great job. You did the fabulous job. 342 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,880 We're interested in doing it. And then at 11, I was doing a 343 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:59,280 scene or supposed to start and one of the the swingers couple 344 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,560 came up to me and it was the husband. 345 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,720 He was like, hey, is, is the order going to happen? 346 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,800 And I was just like I don't know in my head I was like y'all know 347 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,840 how to have sex just go have an orgy. 348 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,920 Do I have to point where y'all are supposed to go do it? 349 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,160 Like and I'm not trying to be rude I was just stressed because 350 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,280 I was like he didn't know but he was like the 8th person that 351 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,880 asked me about this damn orgy I'm not in. 352 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:26,680 And I'm like, I don't know, go find bitches. 353 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,320 The fuck I don't know what I'm doing. 354 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,640 You were like hey come here girl, come here, lick her pussy. 355 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,240 Dude, I'm just like you. You there, you there. 356 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,920 I'm just passing. Out her face Well. 357 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,920 You know the I don't know what she wants to go by, but I'll 358 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,880 call her. What's a Yee Haw cow? 359 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,680 Yeah. She wanted to be involved and 360 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,080 she's hot. Everyone likes her. 361 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,480 Fuck yeah. Throw a little trans girl in the 362 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,680 orgy. It's going to be great. 363 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,960 That all natural strap. Right there. 364 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,720 Fuck yeah. She's gorgeous. 365 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,440 Well, good. Maybe it'll happen this time. 366 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,520 Yeah. So is the your next one like a 367 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,560 party party or like? Yeah, you know. 368 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,000 It started off because when you first told me about it. 369 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,480 Yes, I downplayed it. Yeah, well, that's kind of why I 370 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,200 was like, part of me was like, I don't really know anybody. 371 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,960 If it's like an intimate party, it might be weird if I go, but 372 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,200 now that I know it's like not I'm like, I'll go. 373 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:22,200 Exactly. Why do I get so shy like I know 374 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,840 my work here. Because everybody likes you. 375 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,040 You're such a likable person, so. 376 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,880 Shy. You're such a likable person, 377 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,960 you know, He had someone that wrote me on fat life the other 378 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,040 day. Were they asking you to take me 379 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:44,080 off the podcast? No they were not, he actually 380 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,440 said. Hello Mistress Mia, just a 381 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,840 message to say I love your podcast with the addition of 382 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,440 Barbie. You guys bring such a new and 383 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,720 fun dynamic. I laughed during all the 384 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,680 podcasts with her. Also loving your mistress me a 385 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,840 bedtime story. I reckon you should have a 386 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,440 separate podcast channel dedicated to your stories. 387 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,000 It'll be much easier to have them listen to actually listen 388 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,520 to them. Anyway, keep up with a fantastic 389 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,200 podcast. Oh nice, that was the gentleman. 390 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,360 Aw, that's sweet. Thank you. 391 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,440 That was so sweet, wasn't it? But you know, I'm like you. 392 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,640 I took your advice to condense the party. 393 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,560 You know, when I I had it in my mind initially, you know, we're 394 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,440 doing the birthday party for Storm. 395 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,680 I was like, you know, I always feel like why should I slide 396 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,200 everybody and just turn it into or have it as a small party when 397 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,480 I could make it a big party and invite more people? 398 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,640 Yeah, you know. I like how you do it. 399 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,520 You just open it like how the open dungeon was. 400 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,600 Yeah. And if people want to show up, 401 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,320 they can, you know, and without the expectation of all the work 402 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,120 you have to do for, like, a normal party. 403 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,320 Yeah. Are you going to do? 404 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,800 I'm still yeah, I'm going to put out snacks. 405 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,760 I'm going to do. The charcoal, Our last open 406 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,600 dungeon meal was like Hannah I Oh. 407 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,760 That's OK, I'll go. Back our last dungeon party meal 408 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,560 was like Barbie I'm going to keep it chill I'm not going to 409 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,360 cook a bunch of food I'm just going to put out a few chips and 410 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,320 then I show up and I'm almost like Mia, you made club 411 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,960 sandwiches like there was like food out and I was like this is 412 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,960 not chill but you know what Mia likes doing it I. 413 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,560 Do it's? OK, I'm like, I, I feel that 414 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,080 like, because every time me and my friends plan an event, I'm 415 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,040 always like, I'm doing all the planning and they're like, well, 416 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,080 you absolutely love planning the event. 417 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,280 And I'm like, you're right, so I can't complain. 418 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,040 I think I'm going to make a lot of hoagies, honestly. 419 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,520 People love the hoagie sandwiches. 420 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,720 Cut them in like little little slices. 421 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,280 Yeah, they love that. I know I always, when I first 422 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,120 started coming to your parties, I always joke that you cook food 423 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,560 that's going to put my ass to sleep. 424 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,560 I'm like, I'm like, I can't eat this Stew because I'm going to 425 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,520 pass out in the yard and not in a fun way. 426 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:53,520 You know, my mom cracks me up because she and my father used 427 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,320 to do big parties, but they didn't have swinger orgy 428 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,120 parties. Your mom, Yes. 429 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,840 Oh yeah. But Needless to say, she's like, 430 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,560 why don't you want to do like a weenie roast? 431 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,040 And I said mom because everybody's too busy fucking. 432 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,400 And she said, well, how about. Make a weenie would end up 433 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,800 somewhere we don't want. Thank you. 434 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,360 And then she's like, well, how about just make a pot of chili? 435 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,760 Make it easy? I said Mom, you do. 436 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,840 Where? People are putting things on 437 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,000 their ass. Thank you, I said. 438 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,280 Mom, you can't serve beans at a fucking sex party. 439 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,960 I didn't say fucking with my mom, but I said but you can't 440 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,920 make beans at a sex party and she's like you need. 441 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:36,640 Like Pedialyte fruit. Just salty food. 442 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,040 Salty food. Bread. 443 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:44,960 Pineapples I I said a myth I've always heard people say like if 444 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,120 guys eat a bunch of pineapples, it makes their come sweet and I 445 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,560 feel like that's not true because I feel like girls think 446 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,880 that happens when they drink like when they when they eat a 447 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,400 lot of fruit too. And I'm like, I don't think, I 448 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,920 don't think it works like that. You know, see, I've. 449 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:04,040 Read on that specific topic in news journals and everything 450 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,000 else and people have said doctors have stated that it is 451 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,840 part of the acidic of the pineapple. 452 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,000 That's different than like a citrus fruit. 453 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,720 Who? Did they get to do the taste 454 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,520 test I. Don't know how much pineapple 455 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,080 did they have to eat right? Would it be like like the 456 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,520 control cup of jizz, like everyone just kind of put a 457 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,600 finger in there or something and then he ate pineapple for a few 458 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,560 days or something like. Let's test this cum here. 459 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:37,880 But I I will tell you I told you this you know that I had I dated 460 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,720 a guy who was Amerasian, half Filipino half half white guy. 461 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:48,160 Sexy is just beautiful man. But his cum had no taste. 462 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,520 Oh and it was. Honestly it's amazing. 463 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,760 I love that. Would suck and dry every chance 464 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,600 I got because. The first Dick I ever sucked was 465 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,480 an Asian guy and I had the opposite experience. 466 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,800 It was so bad I'm pretty sure it gave me like a stomach ache. 467 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,200 Oh God. But then I saw I thought that 468 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,280 was just how come tasted and but then when I ended up like 469 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,400 hooking up with another guy, his was quite normal. 470 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:19,720 Like it wasn't like tasteless, but it was just like fine. 471 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,840 Like it wasn't my favorite thing in the world, but manageable, 472 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:28,800 you know? So what men don't realize is if 473 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,200 obviously they don't come for a while, you know, it does change 474 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:37,240 the consistency and come, but at the same time if they hydrate 475 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,000 and drink a lot of water. Also if they eat good food. 476 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,520 I mean, it's the same thing with a vagina. 477 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,480 It's the same kind exactly because like. 478 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,480 If a girl eats like junk food all the time, that shit can burn 479 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,480 through the carpet. Like, I mean, you just got to 480 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,640 eat, right. I, I have been known to like 481 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,920 before I know I'm going to be going on a date or something, I 482 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,640 will have a week prior where I'm just slamming the water and I'm 483 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,480 like suddenly I have to eat clean. 484 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,000 Guys, balance this pH. It's been fun eating like shit 485 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,520 but I got a lock in. So I'm going to tell you just a 486 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:16,880 real quick funny story, Barbie. OK, so one of the Doms who I've 487 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,840 known for years, she, she's no longer in the area she moved, 488 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,400 but she came to do a session in my living room when I first 489 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,400 bought this house. And we had just did the floors. 490 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,440 My husband and I, we put down the tile and there was still 491 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:38,640 grout residue all over the tile. There was still mortar on top of 492 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,600 the tile where we've washed the tile, but it was still there. 493 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,440 Yeah. So we had this huge because 494 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,920 they're big ceilings, like you had said, But we had this huge 495 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,480 scaffolding set up. It was 20 feet tall in the 496 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,240 living room, and I was doing sessions in there. 497 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,560 Well, she was doing a session one night. 498 00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,240 It was late Saturday night. I said, hey, look, I've already 499 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,360 put chains and handcuffs on the scaffolding. 500 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,880 All this guy wants is for you to chain them up, beat them up a 501 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,600 little bit and then piss all over them, OK? 502 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,680 And she's like, well, do you care about your floor? 503 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,120 I said no. I said we don't have any 504 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,800 furniture. We just laid the tile. 505 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,480 We're good. You know, I still haven't. 506 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,480 Cleaned the grout dry. Yeah, everything was dry, but 507 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,480 you could still see the mortar and the grout residue on the 508 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,240 tile. And it's like, you know, it's 509 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,800 white tiles and you can see where it was, like, really? 510 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:34,480 So now this is somebody who all she drinks is fucking Coke and 511 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,240 Red Bull. Oh my God, I know that piss was 512 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,640 orange. Oh no, Oh no, it wasn't orange. 513 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:47,560 Let me tell you that piss was so strong with acid the next 514 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,720 morning. The grout was gone. 515 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,680 The grout was gone. I wish she'd fucking peed all 516 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,440 over the fucking floor because that. 517 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,560 Floor was. Shining bright because it 518 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,440 literally ate through all the fucking grout residue and mortar 519 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,960 residue. Crazy. 520 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,280 With love and light. I know that Peach is insane. 521 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,640 It was insane. I know her panties are bleached 522 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,680 white. It was crazy. 523 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,200 I'm the kind of girl that I love my pee to be almost clear. 524 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,360 I know that's so weird but like if my pee is like a normal 525 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:26,360 yellow I'm like I failed. Well, you know, you can take out 526 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,280 a lot of vitamins, but you know, you hydrate. 527 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,480 Like you said, you hydrate, you take care of yourself. 528 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,760 Well, I took fenugreek for a while, which is like this. 529 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,240 Like, I don't know, I don't want to call it a vitamin. 530 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,640 I'm not actually sure what it was, but a lot of girls, it's 531 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,480 like some like supplement, I'll just call it that, where a lot 532 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,160 of girls were saying if you take it, it makes your sweat kind of 533 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,160 smell like Maple syrup. And then some girls are saying 534 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,520 it makes your like Cootie cat taste like Maple syrup and but 535 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,000 it's also like a deep bloater and stuff like that. 536 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,440 So I took it just because I was like, I don't mind the de 537 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,640 bloating. I don't mind like extra like 538 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,960 this or that. But yeah, I don't know if it 539 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,720 ever did that because I think I didn't take it that consistency. 540 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,360 But there's a few things I saw a few like supplements I took just 541 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:16,000 to see because like they're fine supplements to take. 542 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,800 But then I wanted to see if all the rumors were true, like bee 543 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,320 pollen. They say bee pollen to make your 544 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,480 titties big, but bee pollen's just good for you in general. 545 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,280 So it's like I was like, oh, I'll take bee pollen because 546 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,200 it's good for me. And also if my titties get big, 547 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,920 I won't be mad. And so that's what I did. 548 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,280 Oh my God, that's great. Same thing with nettle tea, like 549 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,360 they said, it makes your hair grow, but it's also just good 550 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,240 for your like blood pressure and stuff. 551 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,720 And so I was like, I can drink nettle tea, it's good for my 552 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:48,160 blood pressure. But if my hair grows but I don't 553 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:54,160 use, I try not to use product like like Vagisil or anything 554 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,800 like that, since they say it's not good for you. 555 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,320 Yeah, I. Agree. 556 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,120 You know, they say try to use just like warm water and stuff 557 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,120 as like much as you can or all natural things, because if 558 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,960 you're putting like Vagisil or you're using those like vag 559 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,400 wipes a lot like that is like, especially if they're perfumed 560 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,000 like those are not good for you. Like it will just it, you'll 561 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,240 smell good in the moment, but it's not going to last. 562 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,720 Your body's going to be thrown off. 563 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,360 That's why you get like all that weird shit going on. 564 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,400 Also like can give you Utis and stuff. 565 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,520 So like I always try to keep it natural down there and I'm like, 566 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,960 look, it's a vagina. It's not meant to smell like 567 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,360 fucking like candy and like cotton candy roses. 568 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,200 It's meant to smell like clean skin. 569 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,200 Exactly. As long as, as long as I'm 570 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,720 smelling like clean skin, I'm good. 571 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,280 I don't want to smell like a Jolly Rancher. 572 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,760 It's like water, you know it's not supposed to have a. 573 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,200 Taste right? Clean skin. 574 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240 Yeah, just neutral smell like I don't have to. 575 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,360 I'm with you. 'Cause I'll be like, make your 576 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,880 vagina smell like, like vanilla. It's like vagina. 577 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,440 But I wish that bitch had pissed all over my floor. 578 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,200 I'm just saying 'cause that shit was so easy. 579 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,360 I'd. Be so stressed, like I remember 580 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,280 I went to my friend's house and a girl went to the bathroom 581 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,280 before me and she had peed in the toilet and forgot to flush 582 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,760 'cause she was drunk and that piss was so Mountain Dew yellow 583 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,560 green. I was like holy fuck what's 584 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,160 wrong with you? I never in my life seen pissed 585 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,200 that color. Wow I'm scared of it. 586 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,400 That shit was strong. What is up with this time? 587 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,560 I pissed but not. But not in the way they want us 588 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,960 to, I don't. Know I don't know well, Barbie, 589 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,400 will you pee on somebody let's end it on that note we. 590 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,720 Don't know. You got to pee on somebody 591 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,160 eventually. She'll be ready. 592 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,480 Mia. Last night my friend was like 593 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,720 sitting on my lap. She's like I have to pee. 594 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,120 I was like, do not pee on me. She's like I would never pee on 595 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,240 somebody. I said same. 596 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,600 And I've been asked. She's like wait, how much money? 597 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,560 And I told her she was like, wait, I do that. 598 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,600 I paid for that. Fuck. 599 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,280 Oh, that's great. Give me your friend's number. 600 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,960 Oh, goodness. OK, Barbie, we got to wrap it 601 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,320 up, girlfriend. People got to just listen to us 602 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,640 on their lunch break. Right. 603 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,320 We were going to talk about the party, but we talked about piss. 604 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,680 You're welcome. Boom boom. 605 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:18,480 So also I will say this too, people need to go on Apple. 606 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,840 Oh yeah, Leave us a review. Rate US five stars. 607 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,280 Yes, if you leave us a bad review, we will dox you and find 608 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280 you. And that's a promise. 609 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,800 Exactly. All right, on that note. 610 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,920 Until then, Barbie, may all your fantasies become. 611 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,040 Realities.