1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:26,120 None. Hi, welcome to the latest 2 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,800 episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon. 3 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,760 I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and it's just me today with two 4 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:39,240 fabulous people, the Griswolds. I've got Ellen and Clark, and we 5 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,040 have been talking, we've been talking about the swinger 6 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,520 lifestyle. We've been talking dirty about 7 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,920 dirty poop holes and people passing out fucking and all 8 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,840 sorts of weird, funny, crazy shit. 9 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,960 So Yep, we're going to get down to business. 10 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,520 We're ready, we're ready. All right, so guys, how did you 11 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,440 start in this lifestyle and why the fuck would you want to be a 12 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:08,000 swinger? I will let Ellen answer that. 13 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,440 All right. Got a wild hair at my ass I 14 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:16,120 guess. Well, visiting the dungeon was a 15 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,920 good start and after exploring some fun sexual time in the 16 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,680 dungeon for two hours that first time, it just progressed from 17 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:29,480 there and really enjoyed the the kinky side of it. 18 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,840 And here we are today. So was it been two years now? 19 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,320 Two years now. Since we first met Mistress Mia. 20 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,480 Which is is a weird thing. When people meet us, they're 21 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,760 like, y'all like the first year, they're like, y'all have only 22 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,680 been doing this for a year. We're like, yeah, They're like, 23 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,320 really? Y'all were like old pros. 24 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,760 Yeah, we were. Scared. 25 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,920 Yeah. We were scared to death at 26 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,280 first, but now, you know, really gotten through our groove. 27 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,280 Yep, and the stories we have to tell y'all. 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,320 You know what I noticed it was like that, that first couple, it 29 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,440 was kind of like you bonded with the first couple, yes, and you 30 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,039 know, and they seem to like fit you and it was kind of like your 31 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:13,200 great intro. Yes, they were a really good 32 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,280 couple. Yeah, they were very patient 33 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:20,480 with us because at first we did soft swap. 34 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,840 We did a soft swap first. After. 35 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,400 Explain the soft swap they some people don't know. 36 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:30,000 It that couple was super patient was because we, we even had like 37 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,040 two or three dates before we even decided on soft swap. 38 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:40,040 So with soft swap, we decided, we decided for that's where you 39 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:44,760 do oral play and it can either be with just the guy or or the 40 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,520 guy and girl. And that night we did guy and 41 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,320 girl oral play. And then when it was time for 42 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,960 sex, you have sex with your with your partner. 43 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,000 So that's soft swap. Am I leaving out anything? 44 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,160 With that, no, that's exactly it. 45 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,160 It's like it's oral and then when it comes to penetration, 46 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,160 it's with your partner only. OK. 47 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,360 And then right after that we had a really great time. 48 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,800 And then that was my first time eating out a girl, which was, I 49 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 don't know better. Yeah, like it's my first time 50 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,240 not doing anything with a guy, so I didn't want to do that. 51 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,400 And after that, the guy said, do you think you'll possibly do 52 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,240 full swap next time? And you're like, yes, we yes. 53 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,440 So we did full swap next time and the dungeon was our first. 54 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,960 In the dungeon, yes. Swap. 55 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,440 Oh my God, was that the? No, that was that wasn't the 56 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,200 incident. No. 57 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,480 Are you sure? No, not the first I. 58 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,920 Think it was no. That was like another time, but. 59 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,240 Are you OK? Yeah, well. 60 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,800 Why don't you just tell everybody? 61 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,480 Oh, OK. All right. 62 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,400 I mean, just just say it. They're not going to know your 63 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,520 faces. OK, OK, so you're good. 64 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,400 The incident that we are talking about is and and, and Ellen is 65 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,680 right. This was our second time in the 66 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,040 dungeon of that couple, which they were a really good couple. 67 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,640 They like they were so patient with this. 68 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,200 They just, they just let us alone like little puppies 69 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,320 because we were lost. Yeah, but so we were into the 70 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,000 dungeon. We were. 71 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,280 Can I can I just say something wrong? 72 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,440 OK, so the cool thing about the husband of our first couple is 73 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,120 it was super important for me to watch. 74 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,000 But the other girl? Sorry. 75 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,960 It's OK. We're going to go back to edit 76 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:23,880 that. So go ahead. 77 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,800 Go ahead. I'm making mark in the the time. 78 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,000 Sorry. That's why I put my phone out. 79 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,920 Clark and Ellen. Clark and Ellen. 80 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,560 You're the motherfucking bris balls. 81 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,920 Look at me before you say my name. 82 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,160 I'll go, Clark. Clark. 83 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,440 This sign that says Clark, that's. 84 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,160 What I need? OK, go back to the story there, 85 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,440 Ellen do. You want me to start from? 86 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,520 Where do you want to start from? You're. 87 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,520 OK, you're right. So the guy, the husband of the 88 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,760 couple. Yes, thanks for getting hot and 89 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,960 heavy. That was our first time with the 90 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:05,000 full swap and it was important to me that I got to see that in 91 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,120 action for the first time where my husband was fucking the other 92 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,880 woman. So what I loved, what I loved 93 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,200 about the the other husband was he stopped me and he turned me 94 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,360 around. He said watch, just just watch 95 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,640 them. And so he allowed me to just 96 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,920 give all my attention to watching my husband give 97 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,720 pleasure to that to the other woman. 98 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:32,000 It was one of the most memorable experiences so far that that 99 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:39,480 we've had because watching your husband give pleasure to another 100 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:43,320 woman is just an amazing experience, especially since, 101 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,720 you know, you get to go home and take that back home. 102 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,680 It's yours. You just, you're just letting 103 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,520 the other person borrow it for a little while. 104 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,480 So anyway I had to share that. OK. 105 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,640 All right, that makes me feel bad. 106 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,080 Like I'm like, no, I'm there to fuck her. 107 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,520 I don't give a shit. Better do my job do do that 108 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:04,920 required. Very seriously all. 109 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,920 Right. Well, good, baby. 110 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,680 OK, All right, Well, back to the incident. 111 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,400 Oh. Yeah, so. 112 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,800 You're in the dungeon. We're in the dungeon and we have 113 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,360 Ellen. We've been playing with him for 114 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,320 about over an hour. We've been playing for like an 115 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:24,360 hour, hour and a half. And we got Ellen, my wife Ellen, 116 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,120 OK, She's over here pointing at her. 117 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,320 Me. Did you watch a lot of Christmas 118 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,160 Vacation? Fairly not really not. 119 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,960 But anyway, so we, we got her on, we got her on the 120 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,760 examination table and things were going and I, I grabbed a 121 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,360 butt plug. I do like butt plugs. 122 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,120 And so I decided that. The door was open. 123 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:53,840 Insert butt plug into Ellen wasn't thinking anything about 124 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:57,840 it, just so we started playing with her. 125 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, the other partner, the other man that was there, when 126 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,800 Ellen has an orgasm, they're really intense, like super 127 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,960 intense. Like it's just like she curls up 128 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,280 into a ball and so she has her orgasm. 129 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:15,160 Like an atomic bomb. Basically, yeah. 130 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,120 So she has her orgasm and I'm looking up at, at the, at the 131 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,840 other man. He's like, he's got like a, like 132 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,280 he just like he just shot a chicken or killed a deer. 133 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,480 He's like, uh oh. And I'm like, what's up? 134 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,080 He's like, we got a problem. So I walk up and I'm like, what 135 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,360 do you mean he goes, it's gone. Like what do you mean it's gone? 136 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,200 He goes, no, it's gone. So I'm looking, I'm looking on 137 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,520 the ground for this butt plug. I'm like, oh, she just, she spit 138 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,440 it out. And I'm just laying on the on 139 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,440 the table, relaxed and in the wonderful ecstasy. 140 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,120 So I'm sitting there and she's doing and I and I look over. 141 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,200 I'm like, what do you mean it's gone? 142 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,920 He goes. It's gone like up insider. 143 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,160 He'll it's insider. I'm like oh shit. 144 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,480 Clark's pointing upwards. And I'm like. 145 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,720 I'm like, I'm like, are you serious? 146 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,960 He goes, yeah. And so I walk over to Ellen. 147 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,920 I'm like, hey, hey, sweetie, we got a little bit of a problem 148 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:07,640 here. You sucked up the butt plug and 149 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,360 you were like, whatever, I'm cool, whatever. 150 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,840 And I'm just like, OK, I said. But I'll tell you what, if we 151 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,440 got to go to the emergency room, we're going to go to Alabama. 152 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,080 Nobody knows this. Nobody. 153 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,160 Knows this in Alabama and so but the other, the other the the 154 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,480 woman I was with that she's over there freaking out. 155 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,360 She's pacing back and forth just like, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh 156 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,360 my God, Oh my God. Well, me and the other gentleman 157 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,080 we're, we're, I'm retired military and he was in the 158 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,840 military for a hot minute. And I'm like, look, we can 159 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,360 figure this out guy, what do you want to do? 160 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,840 And so I go, baby, I got to reach up in here. 161 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,800 So I stuck my finger up Ellen's butt and I could feel it. 162 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,080 And it had turned sideways, guys. 163 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,840 And I'm like Jesus, God darn. It like a baby. 164 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:57,000 Like a baby. And so I said, look man, I need 165 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,520 you to take your fingers, insert them in her vagina, push down 166 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,040 and I'm going to go 3 fingers deep up in there to. 167 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:09,400 Get the bundle. Baby bundle boy down and I'm 168 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,800 like, sweetie, you're going to feel a little pressure. 169 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,240 And once again she's like, whatever. 170 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,640 And so I'm like, all right, let's do it, man. 171 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,160 So he gets his fingers in there and I dig my and I got pretty 172 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,960 big hands and I get my fingers up in there and I can feel it. 173 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,120 And then he pushes down and I grab it and the damn thing is so 174 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,440 slippery. But I, I get a hold and I get a 175 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,440 hold of the flange. I'm like, Oh my God, I got it. 176 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,960 And I'm like, oh shit, this has got to come out. 177 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,800 And I'm like, hold on, baby. Popped that sucker out. 178 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,960 Popped it out. Everything was good. 179 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,640 And the other woman was, like I said, was patient, back and 180 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,280 forth pace and back and forth. And she goes. 181 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,440 And that's why I don't do butt stuff. 182 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,360 Wow, now. How did that feel, Ellen? 183 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,720 What were you feeling there? I was so euphoric from the 184 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:02,040 orgasm that I was so relaxed. It really wasn't bothering me. 185 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,320 That was perfect. She didn't. 186 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,480 She didn't move an edge. I was stunned but. 187 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,320 Then we got a gift. We got a gift because of that 188 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,480 situation. Oh my God, Yeah, you tell him 189 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,760 that one. Oh well, it was my birthday. 190 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,240 And if the birthday was, that was it Mia's dungeon. 191 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,760 We're having a great time. And so that couple was at our 192 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:24,440 birthday party and Mia gave us gave me a wonderful birthday 193 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,880 party. It was everything was just 194 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:31,400 gorgeous and just it was so fun. But anyway, we opened up, I 195 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,600 opened up my birthday present and it was a glow in the dark 196 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,480 butt plug. And they gigantic blow in the 197 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,240 dark butt plug that. Was about 3 inches. 198 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,120 It wasn't. Too bad. 199 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,320 The diameter, Yeah, yeah. Lengthwise, 3 inches. 200 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,120 Girth wise, yeah. OK. 201 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,400 And they had an and they had inscribed at the bottom of it 202 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:56,240 the date that it happened and it and it said we have a problem. 203 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,040 We have a problem and that butt plug to this day sits up on our 204 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,280 night stand right next to our TV. 205 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,920 Yeah, with a with a picture. There's a cool part is that 206 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,640 night, It's like a night light at night. 207 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,800 When you turn the lights off, there's that butt plug going up 208 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,040 there. It's like that commercial we 209 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,800 keep, we keep the light on for. You keep the light on for you 210 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,280 'cause it is huge, people. That thing is huge. 211 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,880 OK, so we talk about a lot about stuff. 212 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:30,320 OK, Ellen's gagging on her drink right now, but you know, you did 213 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:34,440 some gagging yourself when when you all decided you're going to 214 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:39,400 have a a little like kind of orgy. 215 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,080 On the Oh the Saint, the Saint Patrick's Day Massacre. 216 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,040 Yes, there you. Go the Saint Patrick's Day 217 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,240 Massacre. There was 6. 218 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,120 Of you that was at our house for Saint Patrick's. 219 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:48,720 Day. Yep. 220 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,240 So we basically had our first little, I guess we called it an 221 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,360 orgy. Yeah, there is. 222 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,240 There's an orgy 3. Couples. 223 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,880 Three couples, yeah. Massacre describes something 224 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,120 really distinctive. It. 225 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,920 Went great and that it ended bad. 226 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:07,040 It ended bad and what happened was is we had some people that 227 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,360 drank a lot and some people did edibles. 228 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,160 Too much. Too many edibles and I guess 229 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,840 when you do edibles, certain things happen to your bowels. 230 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:23,040 And what happened was, is Ellen was going around the room 231 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,360 servicing all the guys and just having her good old time. 232 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:32,560 And I'm over there, I'm, I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. 233 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,120 And then one of the girls over there has an orgasm. 234 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,480 And then the guy, I am cursed with a nose. 235 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,160 I can smell things. And so I'm sitting here having 236 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,720 sex with this one lady. And I'm like, what in God's name 237 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,360 who shit themselves? And I'm. 238 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,120 Like. But I kept on going. 239 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,320 I'm like, I cannot be the only one that thinks this. 240 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,160 I cannot be the one that smells this. 241 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,480 And then so I get dumb. It's the one girl and I call 242 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,280 Ellen over. I'm like, hey, come on over. 243 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,760 And Ellen comes over and she gets down to my Dick and she's 244 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,000 like, whoa, come to the bathroom. 245 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,320 And I'm like, what's wrong? She's like follow me to the 246 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,320 bathroom. And so as I'm walking to the 247 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:16,760 bathroom, guys, I look down at my arm and there is a fucking 248 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:22,880 turd on my arm. And if anybody has ever seen 249 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,560 that movie, a bachelor party where the guy goes running and 250 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:29,040 screaming in the bathroom to take a shower, that was me. 251 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,560 I was, I was like, Oh my God, get it off. 252 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,280 And I'm like, shit, no more. No shit. 253 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:41,240 And then she she goes back out while I'm in the bathroom 254 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,640 screaming. They're asking the guys are in 255 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,880 the bedroom on our bed saying are you, are they OK in there? 256 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,040 They were good. That's OK. 257 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,440 You're OK. Oh my God. 258 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,400 I. Can't. 259 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,400 Sorry. Oh, pause it again. 260 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,440 Clark, you're OK. Clark. 261 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,280 Clark. Go ahead. 262 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,760 Clark just needs a shower. Yeah, you, you said that I just 263 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,520 just that need a little bit of time to myself to get things 264 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,240 straightened out and I did. I scrubbed from head to toe, 265 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,040 head to toe, scrubbed the skin off my pecker. 266 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:13,960 I'm not going to lie to. You. 267 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,360 I really probably thought it was you. 268 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,920 No. No, no. 269 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,880 Well, it was a tie between which? 270 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:24,720 Which girl it was. And we narrowed it down to we 271 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,880 know who it was because when that other couple left, the 272 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,200 other couple stayed and we played with her again. 273 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,160 And really, if you were to do that, you wouldn't want no way 274 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,040 to play with you again. Yeah. 275 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,800 Yeah, so, you know, we're saying all these, we don't want to 276 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,920 scare everybody away from from playing around. 277 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,680 There's a. Lot no no. 278 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,360 Here's the rule. Don't be high and don't be drunk 279 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,200 and don't shit on your other partners. 280 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,800 And if you think you got to go, you need to go to the bathroom 281 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,480 prior because. Yeah, I wonder if a butt plug 282 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:02,520 would have helped. Or that thing could have shot 283 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,360 like a Muslim puts his eye out. Seal the tank or. 284 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,120 Seal the tank? Well, that person doesn't do 285 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:14,480 butt stuff, remember? There's benefits to the butt 286 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,400 plugs. I don't know. 287 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,880 All right, so we talked about stuff. 288 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,840 Now we go back to great experiences with your first 289 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,520 couple and you go over to their house. 290 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,120 You're having a great afternoon in the hot. 291 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,240 Tub. In the hot tub. 292 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,320 Now I will say this because we talked about this before Ellen 293 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,720 and I did over almost two years ago when you really started and 294 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,800 you said to me, and I think we're out in the pool at this 295 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,000 point. You said, you know, I really 296 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,320 wanted to get into, you know, seeing a woman fuck my husband. 297 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,760 I really wanted to see that because I wanted to really 298 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,760 explore my bisexuality. And here you were doing it after 299 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,120 the age of 40 for the first time. 300 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,120 Shit after the age of 40. Five. 301 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,760 Yeah, Yeah. So I mean, it was kind of like 302 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,400 probably mind blowing. You're like I finally get to do. 303 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,000 It yeah, it's been a lot of fun with that in that area too, with 304 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,920 the the first couple was the first time we did, the first 305 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,960 time I kissed a girl, first time I ate out a girl, getting any of 306 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,840 that good stuff. You get real quiet when you the. 307 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,600 First time I got to kiss and eat other girl and now she's just 308 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:32,080 like no no no like she will pin. Like hi my name is Ellen can I 309 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,360 eat your pussy? Fingers. 310 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,040 So before you came, Clark, we're sitting here talking, I said, 311 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,240 you know, like all fucking swingers, they either got a hot 312 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:52,040 tub, a boat or a or or a pool, you know, because it's all about 313 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,360 water. And here's the thing. 314 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,280 True. We ain't got no hot tub. 315 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,040 We ain't got no boat. Yeah, and. 316 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,600 What was the other one again? Yeah, we ain't got no damn pool. 317 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,160 I was. Gonna say but you always get 318 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,200 into. One, we will find people that 319 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:07,839 have them. Yeah. 320 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,680 And that's true. Yeah. 321 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,440 Yes. They all. 322 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,040 Everybody. Oh my God, that. 323 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,359 Oh my God. It's true. 324 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,400 It's like the perverts come out because you're doing water play. 325 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,280 That's. True. 326 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,119 Oh my God, no, I have. It that way. 327 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,319 Before I just blew my mind right there, the people we need to 328 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,400 play with, one of them's got a boat and got a hot tub. 329 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,960 Somebody got a freaking yeah tell a boat. 330 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,880 Tell. The people about our hot tub 331 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,360 experience that night. This was the best. 332 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,600 Oh wait, this was the funny one. All right, so this. 333 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,520 Was great. This was so fucking great. 334 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,400 I love the story. So we're, we're sitting there, 335 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,360 we're hanging out in the hot tub and like see a hot tub is like 336 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,800 104° and so and. There's four of them. 337 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,040 There's four of us in there and then Ellen and the other lady 338 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,080 are getting straight and ready to start to make out and I look. 339 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,200 Over we were. Making oh, wait until we were 340 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,640 making and I look over at the other gentleman and he's eyes 341 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,280 are starting to roll back into his head and I'm like he starts 342 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,720 wobbling. I'm like oh crap, man. 343 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,600 So I jump up grab him and I'm just like trying to get him out 344 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,960 of the hot tubs. Like dude, you're about to hit 345 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,040 the heat exhaustion. You've got to get out of this 346 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,360 now. So the girls stopped finally and 347 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,120 they're like what's wrong? I'm like we've got to get him 348 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,360 out. Quit playing. 349 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,680 That's right. Thank God I was paying attention 350 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,640 so. You were telling me you were 351 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,560 like, yeah, they already started fingering pussy. 352 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,040 And I'm sitting there trying to watch. 353 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,920 I just have to look over and go, oh, shit. 354 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,920 And so we, I, we get him out and he's like, what are you doing? 355 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,600 I'm like, dude, you're at heat exhaustion. 356 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,040 I've seen this before in the military. 357 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,520 You've got to get out. Can we? 358 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,400 Just call him John so we can say John was like John Doe. 359 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,680 John Doe slipping. In the hot tub at this point. 360 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:41,560 So we we get him out, we get him upstairs and then I thought 361 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,960 everything was done. I did because they had their 362 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,160 older children there. And the next thing I know, she's 363 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,720 like, well, we, we can still do something. 364 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,880 I'm like, no, no, we can't. Our friends said that our 365 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,600 friends so we can still play if that's all right. 366 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,320 And John Doe was laying down on the bed, resting. 367 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,920 And I said, he can't. I was like, he needs to rest. 368 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,720 I mean, he's he's at heat exhaustion, so he can't do 369 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,440 anything. And I was like, are you OK with 370 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,000 that? He's like, do it. 371 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,120 You, you had two women to play with. 372 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,360 I know that was hard for. You it was hard. 373 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,600 You know, it's harder than you think You got you got to spend 374 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,920 time with one, make sure you're not like ignoring the other one. 375 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,040 Go back to that one. You only. 376 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,200 Have two hands. Only two hands, one little pack. 377 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,600 One penis. I mean, we could do so much. 378 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,680 That's that's you. Girls don't get it. 379 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,720 I mean, for, for a guy, if you're doing a three-way and 380 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,080 it's just you and two girls, you got to keep going. 381 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,840 You can't like ignore one, go back to the other one and then 382 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,040 ignore the oh, now you're ignoring me and you're like, oh 383 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,800 crap, what do I do? And then your pepper quits 384 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,200 working and you're like, oh, shit. 385 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,560 Next thing you know, they're just eating one another out. 386 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,080 You're in the corner just sucking your thumb. 387 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,480 But luckily it wasn't like that, no. 388 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,560 We were having fun with our friend. 389 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,360 Yeah, we were having fun. And then he has what's called 390 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,520 equipment. John does. 391 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,280 Yes, he pulled it out from under the. 392 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,600 Bed. Yeah, he's just like, underneath 393 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,360 that bed is like just a suitcase of sex toys. 394 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,160 It's hilarious. And he pulls out this vibrator. 395 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,680 It's huge. I'm 6/1 and damn thing was as 396 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,840 long as my arm. You said it was like a big old 397 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,400 back. Massager. 398 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,080 It was like a big old back massager. 399 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,240 I mean, you can hit a home room with that sucker, It was that 400 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,160 big. He plugged it in. 401 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,720 I swear to God the light's dimmed. 402 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,920 And so I said, dude, you, you cannot play John. 403 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,320 He's like, I know I'm good, I'm good. 404 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,920 I'm I'll sit right here and watch so you. 405 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:40,600 Got to jump start a motor. We're using it and, and we're we 406 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,240 got it on Ellen and she has her orgasms and once again when 407 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,920 Ellen has her orgasms, she forgets everything. 408 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,640 So I'm back having sex with with the other lady and then Ellen is 409 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:59,280 like picks up the the back massager and just slings it, 410 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,720 just throws it and I'll say you hear what the hell, Ellen? 411 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,840 And we look over and she comped him upside. 412 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,240 They have that jacket. I didn't mean to. 413 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,480 He was behind us and I was watching you guys and I just got 414 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,000 into the moment. You did. 415 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,440 You almost knocked him out. So he had heat stroke and a 416 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,800 concussion. And then I'm like, no way. 417 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,240 And then that night he sends us a picture and yes, he had a 418 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,680 bruise on his skull. And a little sad, but I gave. 419 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,440 Him, you gave him aftercare. You did. 420 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,760 So basically you did BDSM to him, you beat him up, you gave 421 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,800 him, gave him some aftercare, which is the cutest thing I've 422 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,560 ever. Seen. 423 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,040 Yeah, Ellen sent me a picture that day. 424 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,840 And she's like, Mia, you won't believe what we did. 425 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,040 And I'm like, what did you do, Ellen? 426 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:50,800 And so she sent me this, and it was her and John Doe's face side 427 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,680 by side. And it was the sad face. 428 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,640 That was a cute picture. It was a really cute picture. 429 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,840 Yes. And I'm just like, my wife's 430 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:04,280 going to kill the motherfucker here soon because Ellen doesn't 431 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,320 pay attention to nothing when she starts doing things I don't. 432 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,240 Just. Live in the moment. 433 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,440 She lives in the moment. She lives in the moment, yeah. 434 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,160 I was on, yeah. Well, you. 435 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,760 Know what? What time? 436 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,040 Oh God, no. One time. 437 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,080 His arm was out of socket and he was, you know, he was having a 438 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:22,600 hard. Time. 439 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,920 OK, yeah, here's. I was. 440 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,960 Here's another, Here's another funny story. 441 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,120 I tore all the ligaments out of my my right shoulder. 442 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:35,400 I tore all of them off the bone so it would easily pop out of 443 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,360 socket. Yeah. 444 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,880 So we were playing with another couple. 445 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,960 We were at another, another dungeon. 446 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,800 And we were in there playing. And Ellen's on top of this, this 447 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,920 her partner, and she's having a good time. 448 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,120 And I'm trying to get stupid. And I grabbed the lady's legs 449 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:56,040 and I pin them back and my arm slipped and my shoulder came 450 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,760 completely out of socket, like it was just dangling there. 451 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:04,840 My wife Ellen does this. The the poor girl that I'm with, 452 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,520 she's freaking out. She's like, Oh my God, Oh my 453 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,120 God, Oh my God. And so the Ellen's like, he's 454 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:14,120 fine, Get his ass in the shower, get some hot water on him. 455 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,320 I'm about to have my orgasm. He'll be just fucking fine. 456 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,000 And so. And it's not fine either. 457 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,640 It's dangling out and we go in the bathroom and she's like, 458 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,320 what do I do? I'm like, turn on the hot water 459 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,200 and you can hear them in the room still fucking. 460 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:34,880 And then and so I got the hot water on it and she's like, what 461 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,600 are you going to do? I'm like, just turn away. 462 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,240 And she turns away. And I popped my arm back over 463 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,720 and I snapped it back into place. 464 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,160 And the minute I snapped it, you hear a Oh my God. 465 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:53,520 And then we look and I'm like, well, she's had hers and we've 466 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,840 been walking out and I'm like, I'm walking out and I'm looking 467 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,440 at her and she goes, are you OK? I said, well, apparently you 468 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,120 are. And she's like, I'm sorry, but I 469 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:11,960 had to have mine. So Mama had hers. 470 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,360 Wow. Helen. 471 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,160 I know, right? I had to finish. 472 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,920 I was focused on that Dick. And she was, she's on top, had a 473 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,960 little vibrator where it was. And she's like fuck all y'all, 474 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,480 I'm having mine, Mama wants hers, Mama's going to get hers. 475 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,920 I'm. With you, I'm with you. 476 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,560 You know, the one thing men can't understand is that when a 477 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,200 woman is so hyped, hypersensitive, and then they 478 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,080 get all hyped up with sex and they're ready to have an orgasm 479 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,680 and then it fucking stops. Oh. 480 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,160 Well then she is pissed. Well, it's like a form of blue 481 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,600 balls for us. It is. 482 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,680 It sucks. It's. 483 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,640 Horrible it does. But isn't it like easy for you 484 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,360 guys to get like back there though? 485 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,800 Not always. Normally it's because we're so 486 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,880 fucking pissed. Off It's like we. 487 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,640 Want to punch somebody? It was like, I'm gonna fucking 488 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,600 kill you, you know? Yeah. 489 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,440 Yeah, I like it. You gave that look, yes. 490 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,760 I will get mine. You go, pop your arm back in 491 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,040 place and we'll be fine. That's not. 492 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,240 I feel that you feel. That that's not the other time 493 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,160 it's popped out. It's popped out before, yeah. 494 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,320 You're you're falling. Apart so it's mixed now it 495 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,120 doesn't pop out anymore thank God. 496 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,960 The day before my surgery to get it we went with met with a 497 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,080 couple and I'm like what the fuck are we doing? 498 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,680 I'm getting surgery tomorrow at 4:00 in the morning. 499 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:38,920 We're up in Mobile, AL and what happens? 500 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,360 That motherfucker popped out again. 501 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,320 Oh. My gosh. 502 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,840 You were horny sea bass. That's the big question. 503 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,800 That's true. I was like, I got to get 504 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,080 surgery. What are we doing? 505 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,200 Oh, we're fucking OK. Sure. 506 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,080 You're going to be all right, Clark. 507 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,080 We're good. Yeah, we're good. 508 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,880 You're. Good, you don't need anything. 509 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,560 You can get your nut tonight though, don't worry. 510 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,560 No, I didn't. I didn't. 511 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,760 That sucker popped out. I was like I'm done, I am done. 512 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,680 That's the first time we did separate room play. 513 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,440 Oh wow. That was the first time we did 514 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,040 separate room play which I'm not a big fan of that but if that's 515 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,920 what y'all like, do it but. Yeah, we we decided we don't 516 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,480 really. We don't let. 517 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,160 We don't let because you can't see what your partner's doing. 518 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,760 The fun part is like watching you and your partner. 519 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:37,400 And like, if you are allowed to videotape you and the other 520 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:43,080 couple having sex, it's fun for you to we'll go back home and 521 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,720 we'll watch the video together. And it's fun to do that and get 522 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,560 all excited again. And we'll watch that and have 523 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,320 sex. Or get critiqued by your wife 524 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,560 going. What were you doing right there? 525 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,560 I do not. She does. 526 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,400 She picks on me and goes what are you thinking? 527 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:03,520 Thinking with my penis. But yeah, but that story at that 528 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,440 next day went back, got up at 4:00 in the morning and it got 529 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,240 my shoulder it. Sure. 530 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:15,080 Did I forgot about that God? Yeah, it's been a wild two years 531 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,720 thanks to meeting Mia. Yep. 532 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:19,800 Mia. What? 533 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,680 What did you say, Mia? You were like within two months 534 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,240 I'm gonna have her eating pussy. Yeah. 535 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,200 Exactly. You're right. 536 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,280 I was. I was. 537 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,920 I called it. Damn. 538 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,240 Yeah, good. I call it Yeah, I said. 539 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,040 I read people really, really well what they like sexually, 540 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,480 and it's like I really have to block that out for my friends 541 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,960 and family. I just can't do it. 542 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,040 See. Yeah. 543 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,960 I don't want to know. Yes. 544 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,400 So my thing of it is, you know, you all, I always tell you, I 545 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,320 said there's there's two types of swingers. 546 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,080 There's people like you that just have sex with people, to 547 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,440 have friends, to have fun, to enhance your life, you know, 548 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,720 just to have fun, you know, going with emotions. 549 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,480 But then there's couples like we dealt with and I when I when I 550 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,560 met that one couple that you all went and met them at the other 551 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,440 dungeon and I said, hey, Clark, what's what's Ellen doing with 552 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,000 that crossdresser? You know, yeah, it's like those 553 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,880 are the people that are lost in their relationship and they're 554 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,040 really having to seek other people to compensate how shitty 555 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,800 the relationship really is. But I think you 2 have always 556 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,560 held it together. I know, I know, you'll have 557 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,680 little spats over stupid shit, but ultimately it's all about 558 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,360 good communication. I think that's what. 559 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,960 Everyone has always. Said to me. 560 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,600 Yeah, you have to talk to one. Another and it's hard to talk 561 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,280 about. It's hard to talk about it. 562 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,840 Sometimes to open up something that's bothering you, you need 563 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,560 to talk about. Yeah, you better talk about it 564 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,880 because if you let it build up, it's going to explode. 565 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,040 So you better if you guys have any kind of problems with 566 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,480 anything talk. We've noticed the ones the 567 00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,000 couples who tend to want to play away, away from each other and 568 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,080 without without the without their partner. 569 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,080 Those are the ones that really have the the bad problems 570 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,560 compared to us who have decided to all only play with together 571 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,520 at the same time. Yeah, those that we've been with 572 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,160 couples like they have like they separated and got back together 573 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,720 and like they just prefer separate room. 574 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,080 Like we played with one couple and they were like, well, we 575 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,040 prefer separate room. And I was like, well, sucks to 576 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,280 be you. We like the same room. 577 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,240 And so we we played in the same room. 578 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,960 He had a little bit of problems performing and then. 579 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,440 We, we've changed our, our rules over the past couple of years. 580 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,560 At first we would only the first date was just a date and then we 581 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,640 would think about playing. But there was this one couple, 582 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,360 they were very, very sweet couple and we hit it off right 583 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,720 away with them. And we were thanks for going 584 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,680 really good on the date. And we had been texting that 585 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,040 week. So we kind of already felt like 586 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,280 we knew them and we decided to go ahead and play with them that 587 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,240 night, which was unusual for us. So we had a really that was a 588 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,840 really fun night. It was a fun night that that was 589 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,920 when we were like, you know what, like and like, she said. 590 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,720 We texted and talked, but. We decided to break our rules. 591 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,200 Together. We broke it together. 592 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,080 It wasn't like, hey, I'm going to do this. 593 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,600 You got to suck it up. We both agreed to do it. 594 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,560 Yeah. You know, I think that's a great 595 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,800 place to end it. And I think that you guys are 596 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,720 absolutely awesome and thank you for joining us today. 597 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,240 And until then, may all your fantasies become realities.