Welcome to Game Master Monday, the podcast that plays a new one
shot in a new system with a new cast every episode.
I'm your romance romance companion, if you will, Cypriot
or zoop. You can call me either 1, Grant
literally wrote or zoop, whatever.
I'm not your boss so you can call me either one.
And this week we are playing crushes plus cryptids and my
players are. Hey.
Hi. I'm Mika.
I do things. My pronouns are he, him, and
today I'm playing the Fruit Man a a reimagining of the Cryptid
veggie man pronouns also he him. Hey everybody, my name is
Julian. I unfortunately do nothing.
I don't do anything ever, and I am playing a slutty little
jackalope named Archer. Hi, I'm Skye or Skye Artemis on
the Internet I use any and all pronouns and I'm going to be
playing TWAKA, the transmissional weasel of
Castaway fame. If you don't know what castaway
is, are you truly a Game Master Monday fan?
And TW has uses, they them pronouns.
Hi I'm Tanitke or Nick. I only do things when the spirit
moves me, which is not often. And I am playing the Mothman,
the one the only, the the man, the moth, the legend.
We're playing Crushes plus Cryptids by Rain.
The premise is be gay, be Cryptid.
Even monsters need love, and it doesn't get much gayer than
monster huggers. We're gonna Each of them has
chosen A Cryptid and hopefully there'll be some sweet romance
today, or maybe just chilling at the beach.
The stats in this game are hot for turn em on, spooky for scare
em off, mysterious for confuse and amaze and disaster to cause
harm. And so for each of these stats,
each of our players has given 1A plus 21A plus 11A zero, and one
a -, 1. And what we're going to do is
whenever there's a problem that we want to resolve, we're going
to choose which stack they want to use.
We're going to roll A2D6, add the whatever the modifier number
is, and on A10 plus they succeed.
On a 7 to 9, they partially succeed.
Or there's the success at a cost and a six or below is a failure.
And we get to tell the story of how that failure plays out.
And Sue, I think that means that we.
Start. You are at a beach house.
This is significant for me because my first foray onto Game
Master Monday was called the Beach Episode and so I thought
that being this as my debut as Co GM that I would bring it back
to the beach. Do you have any thoughts on how
you know each other? College.
I was going to say college too. I was going to say college too.
Yeah. Is there like a Cryptid
university? Oh yeah.
See you. Oh my God, I mean such good
times over at CU. We were all part of the beach
volleyball club. We're actually very close to
Cryptid University. So Cryptid University is a
couple miles away, about four miles away.
It is nestled a little bit. It is near a lake and then from
the school there's actually this well worn path that takes you
down to Cryptid Cove. Cryptid Cove is a little
beachside community that is blessed every year by an influx
of the cryptids from Cryptid University coming to have a
little summer fling, have a little fun in the sand, a little
ride on the waves, whatever they want.
How many years after college do you think this is?
To be all graduated at the same time.
That's a good question. I feel like we were all in the
same graduating class at least. That makes sense.
Maybe. It's like 2 years after we
graduated or something. Like there's like a re a get
together. Yeah.
So it has not become the time yet when we all get too old and
somebody gets married and then they have kids and oh, no, they
can't make it to the annual summer thing.
We're not going to worry about that.
That's in the future. This.
The kids are the worst. I'm still trying to figure out
employment. This is 2 years post the
graduation ceremony of the class of 20 and what we're not going
to worry about that It is your second annual summer hangout.
Tell me, what is 1 feature of the Beach House that you've all
decided to share? Hot tub.
OK, it is got a beautiful hot tub in the back patio and it's
surrounded by luscious flowers. It's got a good screening away
from like prying eyes so that you can really just have a nice
relaxing time. There is a killer view, a giant
window that spans 2 1/2 floors out directly onto the beach.
Perfect, perfect. So yeah, it is a three story
building and in the main gathering room it is a huge
window that looks out directly onto the water.
It faces West so you can see the sunset in the evening and it is
a favorite spot for everyone to get together and just cheers the
end of a good day. The balcony that the hot tub is
on also has a great view of a different area, like you can sun
and stuff as well if you don't want to get in the hot tub.
So it's on a different area of the house that you can watch.
The sunrise gets a little in the eyes, but it's nice in the
mornings. So one of the other features
that it has is actually these rocks that are specifically made
for like sunbathing, especially if you happen to be a cold
blooded Cryptid, it is a nice place to hang out and get warm.
I think our beach house has a fully stocked liquor cabinet and
minibar kind of area. It's got like the glass, we're
talking the glass tape, like the glass case behind the bar, Just
a beautiful marble counter, all of the fixings, everything you
could possibly need because we're not too old to have fun
yet. Oh yeah, no, we definitely have
fun. We have the fun that a young 20
something cryptids can have. See, the hilarious thing is if
I'm the moth man that I'm definitely older than 20
something. But maybe like I, I, I decided
to go back. 20 Something in mind and maybe in body.
That is totally up to you. Is there anything in particular
that you want to mention of note as you guys come in over this
first day? Oh, I'd be sure to bring.
Well, I don't know if we keep a cocktail set here because we
don't come here very like it's just an annual thing.
So I definitely have like we have the liquor, but I have a
full cocktail set that I bring with me.
I kind of been the mixologist of the group.
So whatever we want to try something weird, I'm here.
Does it come in a suitcase? Yes, it's a fully dry.
I mean I'm not very big. I'm about like 4 feet tall, one
of the smaller guys of the group.
So I yeah, definitely have my full mixology kit hanging and
then along with my other suitcase that has my actual.
Stuff we have to get you a stool so that you can like actually
see over the bar counter when you're making.
We had to get like a a. Smaller, we have a stack of
books. Yeah.
Give me a description of your Cryptid as they come in.
They're not in their beachwear yet.
You would see a dark purple, well, weasel, and then with a
lavender underbelly wearing a button up, like just button by 1
button shirt. That and it's just fully Donald
Ducking or Winnie the Pooh ING. Because they're furry, they're
an animal, and their shirt has a lot of weird kind of
kaleidoscopic patterns that kind of shift and move as they do, as
they're dragging in their stuff. It got like a little hat on.
I will tell you there is a squirrel that lives in a tree
right next to the house that is staring at your shirt and is
having an experience, a transcendental experience,
seeing the patterns on your shirt.
That happens time. The Mothman brings because, you
know, listen, not everyone is covered in black feathers, OK?
And sun damage can get bad for some cryptids who are maybe not
as prepared as the rest of us. So the Mothman brings sunscreen
for the less feathered and matching sunglasses for the
whole crew. Because I know that some of
y'all did not bring your sunglasses and I'm not.
I don't want to deal with that like we did last year.
So I brought you all some matching sunglasses.
They're in my my little suitcase cause the Mothman doesn't wear
clothes. The Mothman is just covered in
feathers. OK, perfect.
We've listen, I got to bring up the statue.
There's nothing left that's like that was real.
Someone saw me and decided to make a statue of it, which they
should, honestly. So yeah, I.
If you've got it, flaunt it. If you got it, if you got it,
flaunt it. Cheers bitch.
So are they red heart glasses like you're?
Currently, like I'm currently wearing if they are the red
sunglasses and so because my eyes are red, I don't notice
that red sunglasses might be kind of weird for people who
don't have red eyes. That's just oversight on my
part. But no one has told me otherwise
so I just figure it's fine. We all got to match the vibe,
you know? Absolutely.
So the Mothman comes in with literally think about like one
of those big containers. Now maybe you get ketchup in
like a giant container for because you own a restaurant or
you get like a giant jug of like canola oil or something like
that. It is that big of a container
that you've gotten from BJ's or Sam's Club or Costco, whichever
1 whichever particular big box store matches your freak and you
carry that on in and set it down on so that you can make sure
that all of your friends are skin cancer.
Free. It definitely like, has a
spigot, like, you know, those, those ketchup dispensers.
So it has those. I don't want to make a mess on
the floor. OK, So someone's not gonna have
to clean that up at the end of this weekend, and it's not gonna
be me again. I mean, if we're gonna make a
mess on the floor, it's gonna be from something else.
And I'm not cleaning it up again.
Wait, you're cleaned up every night?
Geez, what the fuck guys, come on, we need to pull our weight
here. That's what I've been saying.
What about the lemon man? What is the Lemon Man bringing?
Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
OK, serving. And a killer recipe for spike
Luminate. OK, perfect.
It's serving autism. It's serving.
Listen, we're all serving. That you know, he he brought
with him audiobooks. OK, OK, very.
Good for us to relax too. Yeah, and his guitar.
Someone needs to bring a guitar. And can you?
Describe audio books though. Yeah, and in the ground they
live. The Hobbit, that's what I.
Was figuring yeah, he is wearing he's very despite being queer,
he's very boy next door coated like he's he's wearing those
shorts that are too long. He needs like those 5 to 3 inch
inseams, but these are like 7 inch inseams.
Loose tank top that says citrus on it, which I actually freshly
squeezed. Yeah, freshly squeezed.
That's what the back says fresh. That's what it says on his ass
shorts. It's the, it's the one redeeming
quality of these shorts. The fact that they say freshly
squeezed on the ass. Yeah, like a nice head of leafy
hair and glasses. He's in relaxed vacation mode.
Wonderful, wonderful. And finally, Archer, you are the
last to arrive. What do you bring?
Late as always. Actually, I'm late to arrive
even though I I kind of got here like hours ago.
I'm already playing volleyball shirtless in front of our place
because I forgot my keys. And so these there's these babes
I'm playing against and they're letting me win because I'm just
that cool. Very good.
I brought a number of blankets and that's pretty much it.
Also I brought salsa and good ass dip with spice.
OK, so nobody brought the chips, but we do have salsa and good
ass. Dip, I can go out for groceries
later. It's fine.
We can dip my lemons. What was that?
I don't know.
It's good to ask you. It's OK, none of us knows.
Lemons bring. Lemons to to drink.
Lemons. You don't drink lemons, you
drink. You drink lemonade.
Maybe I'll be Southern. A nice little little Southern.
Boy, yes, that. Is so that is so.
Boy, a nice little southern lemon.
That is true. He's like, he's like, OK, well,
you know. Smash.
What does what does Archer look like?
He is shirtless. I try again.
I tried to, you know, like it didn't work out.
He he's shirtless. He is usually probably in
swimming trunks 100% of the time.
And he has these big jackalope horns and he has fur kind of
coming off like every inch of his body.
And how did he learn not to get the ball stuck on his big
antlers? It was a lot of trial and error.
He had a really good experience back in the day with the swim
coach. Although if you ask him about
it, it starts to get a little bit dark because the swim coach
actually ends up asking more and more of him and it's a little
bit fucked up. That is to say, he copes now by
taking off his shirt in public and playing volleyball with
strangers who he thinks are cute.
We will zoom a little bit forward to the sun setting.
You have the blankets spread out in the big everybody room with
the giant windows. You have the cocktail bar and
the mixology set. Nobody needs the sunscreen yet,
luckily, because the sun is setting.
There is some spiked lemonade, there is some salsa, some good
dip. You managed to DoorDash some
chips. They're delivered by a little
platypus, actually TW and this platypus like lock eyes and
there's like a little bit of a spark as they see each other's
hats and you are listening to the dulcet tones of an audiobook
as you sit together. What drink do each of you have
well? Obviously, the heart lemonade.
Yes, OK. That's valid.
That's. Valid hard lemonade.
I have a vodka tonic. Really basic.
Really. Easy.
How much lime Pretty? Quickly how much lime?
Lime. Oh, I just scoff at you as I
make your straightest drink. Like this?
We're looking for a destination, not a good journey.
It's the only straight thing in this.
Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck you mean?
OK. I feel like it's it's got to be
a Margarita. I think I do dark and stormy.
OK, everybody is enjoying their drinks.
You're reminiscing about two years ago as if it was a decade
ago and also as if it was yesterday.
It's just a beautiful night and you all, I think, fall asleep on
these really comfy blankets. No one actually makes it all the
way to your bedroom. When you wake up in the morning,
who goes to the front door and opens it?
Lemon Man. Does feel like Lemon Man's an
early riser. The rest of us are just like.
Oh yeah, Lemon man somehow survives off of like 3 hours of
sleep. Wow.
I'm somehow someone everybody's neck pillow.
I don't know. How do?
You. Do you like expand a little bit
to just become everyone's neck pillow?
It's more. Just like it's a body, a body
pillow, that everybody. When you open the door, you
know, you just check in to see if the newspaper is coming
because this is a fantasy land in which, you know, newspaper
writers are still honest and, and the news is actually useful
and doesn't make you want to cry.
And as you're reaching down to get the newspaper, you look up
and you notice that there is a letter taped to the door, and
it's got a little hard on it. Hey, someone left us a note.
And you open this note, all four of you together, and it's a
secret admirer letter. Who is it to?
To me, obviously. I was going to say, I think it's
probably I would like obviously the boy next door, but what
about the guy that? Obviously.
Playing volleyball shirtless in our yard or I.
Was going to sit that was that was also going I was going to
offer. Some, but I was saying.
The OR Archer that's. A web bimbo obviously fell for
this. OK, I was totally about to give
it to the boy next door, but OK. You know what?
We're gonna, we're gonna deal with this.
We're gonna deal with this in a very game way.
Everybody please roll me hot. Hot.
That's a 7. I also got a seven that is a 90.
OK, guys, actually 12. What?
I got a six and A5 and then I have a + 1.
It's for the man. It is a sonnet about black
feathers and red eyes that I haven't prepared beforehand.
One day I will be cool enough to I'll do.
It. Yeah, do it.
Roses are red, wings are black. Please let the real hot Mothman
write back for their chunky cheeks and many weeks of
speaking across Instagram. Amazing.
OK, so you have you have a secret admirer letter Mop man.
Damn, someone wrote you a poem? Someone wrote me a poem.
I mean, people write a lot of things about me.
That was a nice thing though. I'm surprised they captured your
cheeks in such a romantic way. You know they wouldn't be the
first. I mean, have you seen the
statue? It's insane.
It's great caked up on a Tuesday.
On a Wednesday, you might say. Any day, every day.
Jeez. OK, who did this?
Everybody roll me a mysterious. Who did this?
Who wrote this? Who's messing with me right now?
It's A7. I got a nine. 10.
I knew it was you. Each of you based on your roles.
What is the vibe that Mothman is getting from you?
Remembering that A10 plus you succeeded on a nine you
partially or a 7 to 9 you partially succeeded.
I mean, he's hot, He's got that cake.
I get it. We're friends because I'm a
little bit scared by the power that back door presents, but
like, personally I'm not going to hit it.
But good for him. It's OK, I've seen your type.
The lemon man is cleaning his glasses, but maybe he's cleaning
them to to see the moth man better with.
Haven't we all? You you kind of see on TW is
like confusion, but then also like you like and also looking
at the other two to like read their reactions more than
anything else. He's also they're just also
trying to figure out who did it, not really thinking that they
were a possibility. OK, so you have some
possibilities. You know what?
There's no time to think about it.
It is time to hit the beach. It's good waves.
There are good waves today at 10 AM.
I'm first on the water. OK.
Are you you wearing? Do you have like a very specific
bathing suit you wear? Yeah, I'm obviously wearing the
most scantily clad, horrish possible swimsuit.
So based based on a conversation I had a little bit earlier
today, is it a crocheted Speedo? No, but it is mesh, the classy
option. I got a surfboard that I rented
days in advance because my old one had broke from wear and
tear. So yeah, I'm the first out on
the beach. Wear and tear.
Very embarrassing. You're supposed to wax it after.
But yes, I go. I go to the beach.
I'm the first on the water, everybody's very hot and I'm
having a great time. All right, how about you, TW?
Are you? Do you wear a swimsuit for
specifically for swimming time? Because because it's the
anthropomorphic animal question. They always have to be wearing
something. So instead of a shirt, they're
wearing swim trunks. OK, perfect.
Yeah. And it it's a similar pattern on
the trunks, but slightly different, more aquatic themed.
But they have that's what they run out to the beach with and
has probably is just like surfing on boogie boards because
that's the correct size for them.
Perfect, perfect. The Mothman is that friend who
goes to the beach with you solely to tan.
Now this It's not very easy to tan when you're covered in
feathers. OK, so, but you know, I'm like
I, I have my my my, my towel laid out.
I brought 2 towels because I'm tall, you know, I tall and
imposing SO2 towels so that I could lay there with my
sunglasses on just soaking up the rays.
Because if I go in the water, listen, I get very waterlogged.
Yeah, it's very hard to dry off when you're covered in feathers.
Fur might be easier. Feathers, not so much.
I'm not a duck, I'm a moth. Did everyone remember their
sunscreen? Remember, you don't want to get
skin cancer later in life. I've got fur.
I'm good, thank you. What about your ears?
Your nose. I mean, those kind of, it
doesn't really work like that. It's like, how do it kind of
calluses, I guess you could say. But also we're not human.
So none of us, I think have skin now that I think about it.
And you just see TW just like him, look off into space for a
second. And none of us are even.
Now he's wearing board shorts, so 5 inch inseam now, same tank
top, no glasses, so everything's a little blurry.
But yeah, he's he's sitting on the beach, feeling the sand
between his toes, feeling the spray on his skin because no one
else can do it for him. Totally fair he, but he doesn't
want to go surfing. No, I think he's a little.
He's not. He's scared of the ocean.
The ocean terrifies him. Look, it's big, it kills people.
It can swallow you hold, there are whirlpools, there are
sharks. Those buoys don't look safe.
I feel like you swam by one. It was on purpose.
Go over and like smack you. And that's just that's he's not
about that. It's all about.
Catching rays. Now does he put on because I
imagine his skin is a little less furry?
Does he put on the sunscreen? Yes, because last year he got
terribly sunburnt. Does he turn like bright red
when he gets sunburnt? He looks like blanched
asparagus. Oh.
I brought the sunscreen. The ugly green.
So over a little ways, Mothman and Le Man, you see there is a
little bit of a party going on. And if you listen a little bit
closer, it sounds like it's a a family reunion.
And you see over there you see several large creatures, large
cryptids with various kind of fin like appendicures, long
necks, they all look a little bit different.
Do you want to wander over and say hi?
Yeah, I think is a friendly enough guy.
Hi, I'm Bessie. Oh well, how there Bessie?
I'm a I'm a lemon man, so great to meet you.
What brings you to the speech? Oh my God, you are the first
person here who hasn't been like, do you mean Nessie?
Because I tell you, my cousin is the famous one out of all of us
and everybody. We all look different, but they
can't tell us apart. I'm sorry I'm I'm dumping my
issues on to you. Oh no, we can trauma dump all
day. I'm here for it.
Well, this is the Essie family reunion, and she starts pointing
out there's Nessie. Of course you've heard of
Nessie. Everyone's heard of Nessie.
Oh, Nessie's all right. And there's Auggie.
There is. Assie.
She's pointing out to various ones.
Oh that's hoppy over there. And you see this weird snake
like Cryptid with inexplicably a dog's head.
Instantly I'm I'm strucken. You're strucken.
It's like the heavens part ray of sun shining on them and and
Lemon Man Lemon Man just pauses. He stops photosynthesizing for
just a brief moment. Do you want to approach Hoppy?
No. You're just going to admire
Hoppy from afar. Yeah, because he he's a nervous
fellow. Roll me hot.
Lemon Man yes. 99 So what does a partial success look like here?
Hoppy looks over at Lemon Man Lemon Man blushes and then trips
on a seashell. You look down, it is a brilliant
blue seashell, and the way that you tripped on it has caused a
little crack and a little piece to fall off so that what you are
left with is a heart-shaped seashell.
Well, hey, that's fancy. Didn't mean to do that, but you
know, fun little happenstance. Do you take it with you?
Yeah. Very good.
I'll just put these in my board shorts and yeah, enjoy.
Enjoy y'all's little family reunion.
I hope y'all got sweet ass T-shirts.
I'm going to go with my pals if if you need anything.
If if Poppy wants to make out of something later, I'll just be
over there. So you see that they do
actually, they all have matching T-shirts.
On the front it says their name and on the back is the picture
of the particular pond or lake that they are found in.
So Nessie obviously has an image of Loch Ness.
Auggie has Lake Onondaga from Sirius, New York emblazoned on
their back. Bessie has Lake you see.
As Bessie turns back to the rest of her family, you see Lake Erie
posted on her back and in the in the distance you see Icy, who
has more more leg like limbs than some of his his family
members and a little bit of a weird humpy thing to his back.
But we don't judge. I mean, it's probably the way
it's supposed to be. And you see, if you were to
Google map it, it would be Lake Ikeda off of Kushu Island in
Japan. They continue to have their
family reunion, but you do notice that Hoppy winks at you.
Let's see your blue twink. Let's go over to the surfboards.
I'll. Surf, you're bored.
Surf your mom's bored. A gang of platypi or platypuses,
depending on how you you feel about the appropriate way to
pluralize the word. I don't actually know we're it's
Greek. It's Greek.
Can it be a plat? A party.
Plat a party party, that is. Actually, that is actually what
their little biker jackets say. But they're on surfboards.
I love it. A bunch of these platypuses come
up with their little biker jackets on their their little
surfboards and they challenge you to a surfboard off.
Bro I was born for this. Yo, I well, yeah, sure, yeah,
let's go. Sure.
I don't understand the logistics of a leather jacket on water and
salt, but OK, sure. That's all the wrong questions
bro, come on. I'm sorry, Archer.
I'm sorry. OK, Focus, focus and.
You by the way, TW you look over and that platypus from last
night is still wearing the newsy cap.
Their their biker. Their biker jacket is actually a
a Jean vest. So it makes a little bit more
sense. So you can feel like maybe maybe
they're a little bit lower on the plat, a party.
We are so fucked. No, we got this bro, Bro, we got
this. What do you want to do to show
off? My mysterious is a + 2 and I can
confuse and amaze with mysterious.
All right, roll me a confuse and amaze A mysterious rule, please.
Just confused. That's an 11.
That is an 11. Tell me what this looks like
this 11. So I'm also still wearing my
doozies cap for no reason and I flip it backwards like a
baseball cap. It looks fucking ridiculous but
we go with it, we ball. I.
I think it's just legitimately the most skate 3 bullshit.
Like insanity, just like ridiculous thing.
Like I somehow 360 inside a like a water pipe.
It doesn't make sense. And yeah, it's just a bunch of
insanity and I look like a badass doing it.
Amazing, amazing. An Archer.
How do you follow that up? I end up going straight through
walls of water. I re emerge and the water is
glistening off my body. I wink to the metaphorical
camera and well, what I'm doing is not horrendously impressive.
What I am doing is very, very hot.
OK, roll me a hot. I will gladly roll you a hot
that is 12. That is a 12.
The two of you take this platter party gang by storm, and while
they do their own tricks, it really becomes instead of like
instead of that initial like getting in your face, it really
becomes a camaraderie. And they are basically welcoming
you in as honorary members. And when you reach the shore
after this great show, they actually have trophies for you.
Oh shit, we're platted participants.
And they're like their little their little surfboards on the
top of the trophies. Yes, we can throw this in the
house. We need a trophy room.
Oh my God, you're so right. That's.
Where we can put all the volleyball?
Trophies, dude, we're doing this.
We're doing this right now. What's right now?
Booking it back to the house.
As you, as you are, as you are sunning yourself, you see these
two run past you. They sand is going flying a
little bit lands on you. What do you want to do?
Sorry man. Please, man was my father.
You can call me Mom. I think I sit up.
Sorry, Mom. I lower my sunglasses so like
watch them as they run by. We have all day.
Where are they going to in such a hurry?
And as you question that, a shadow falls over you and you
look up and there is a Cryptid and you can't.
It feels weird to say it, but they look a little bit like a
black plastic bag but with like little yellow claws.
The texture is similar to a bat wing.
It's not the feathers that you've got, it's it's very bat
wingy and it's got in like an ape like face, pointed ears,
golden eyes and a red mouth. Hello there.
Hello, I noticed you were sunning yourself, may I join?
Of course, there's enough towels here for the both of us.
Please make yourself at home. How are you doing?
I believe I've heard of you before.
We're actually in the same same class.
Mothman. They called me the Creeper.
The Creeper? Well.
I assume you've probably made something of a name for
yourself. The title like the Creeper.
That's a good one. Yes, well known in Japan.
Oh, the Ford market. I can respect that.
So do you come here often? Oh yes, at least once a once a
year with the rest of our our classmate buddies.
You recognize them? We've got a lemon.
The other two just ran that way. I don't know why.
Something about a trophy. I wasn't really.
Listening, I'm like, I'm picturing you guys and I'm
seeing, I'm seeing bodies in the beach volleyball outfits.
You were part of the beach volleyball team.
Yes, yes, we were. I was very tall, of course.
So I I played, I played right in the front a lot of the time.
Oh, your spikes are legendary. Yes, and of course our famously
Barrow, we have our our transdimensional weasel.
Very, very good job of course and.
Just all over the map. Oh, absolutely.
And then, of course, the one who can do it all, a jackalope speed
like you've never seen. And wow, he plays it up a little
for the masses, you know? I'm sorry, you know, I've I've
been being coy like I'm Matt is like saying that I was just like
pictured you. I obviously was a big fan.
I'm excited to see you here 2 years out of school.
Two years out of school, doing just fine.
Glad to see you've you made something of yourself.
That's that's, that's very good. Yeah, joined an animation
studio. Really.
Yes, yes, I I can't, I can't drop which one.
Are you on doing you're you're under an NDA?
Yeah, I see. Yeah, totally understand.
What? What would you like to what
would you like to roll Mothman to entice this fella?
I feel like hot is the obvious one.
I believe that is a + 1 for you, so that's a pretty good.
Role. That is a pretty good role.
I think, though, that maybe since he's approached me, he
knows what my shtick is, OK? He knows I have an aura of
foreboding. If you've come into my aura, my
aura, then you know what might happen, OK?
And as soon as the glasses came down the dark fog of disaster,
OK was also prison. All right, you, you.
So do you want to cause harm to this?
No, I. Scripted.
No, I don't want to cause harm to him, but.
Fine. Well, it depends on what type of
harm. Yeah.
If he, you don't know if he's into that.
I want to create a potential disastrous situation that I then
have to protect him from. OK, roll for me.
Is the cake ever that good? Oh, it's delicious.
We're not talking no sheet cake from Walmart.
OK this. And he's got a sweet tooth.
That's a 10. That is a 10.
So describe to me, how does this flirtation go down?
Roll for cake. So I feel like the situation is
the the sky becomes a little bit cloudy and all of a sudden
there's like that feel that drop of pressure that just feels like
rain, you know? But I am prepared for
everything, OK. And so as this cloud passes over
and it starts to drizzle a little bit without even thinking
about it, without even having to make a move, boom, umbrella.
Just enough for the both of us to fit under.
I'm like, don't worry. The most convoluted way to get
back to a hot scene, but I love it.
I'm always prepared. Smash.
Can I give you my number? Oh, absolutely.
Here put your digits in. Do you do you have a long
distance calling? Yeah, I got family over in
Eastern Europe right now, so I got to make sure that I I'm able
to cross country call. He writes down his number and
then seems a little a little shy and and walks away.
Or, you know, bids you adieu and heads out and you can compare
the digits and he wrote the creeper on top.
You can compare that to the Secret Admirer.
Oh. Yes, that you got.
Yes, I'm going to do some detective work, handwriting
analysis. All right.
What would you like to roll to do that?
My mysterious number sucks. I do think mysterious though is
the. Right.
Unfortunately, I'm too busy thinking about my cousin.
Just real. Well, yeah.
Just real well you got. This.
That's a six. It doesn't look like it matches.
You know, I understand when people are just are wrapped up
in the throes of love. They can't exactly write the
same way that they did before. So I, you know, maybe maybe he's
just, you know, it's just a little different, that's all.
Or maybe someone in the house wrote this and they're still
screwing with me. Lemon.
What are you up to? I guess he's just sunbathing,
photosynthesizing every so often, looking go for a hoppy as
he gets, you know, this thump thump in his chest.
I'm not entirely sure if if lemon men have hearts and
traditional sense asparagus have hearts, so I imagine he does
too. Perfect.
And this heart is full of love and care for Hoppy.
This is a problem that Lemon Man has where he just falls in like
at first sight all the time. So he wants to impress Hoppy.
And so as soon as the others, he grabs some random surfboard from
someone and paddles out. He doesn't know how to surf, but
you know he wants to. He wants to be impressive.
He wants to come off as cool as hip.
He's hip and I would like to roll.
I think I feel like this would be disaster because this could
easily be a disaster. He's going to try and kill those
waves. OK, you're going to kill those
waves. Do it.
That's a four. Can.
Can I come back in time to maybe help him?
Well, I think you're going to have to help him because you
hear Mothman, you see Lemon Man go down and I like a flurry of
limbs. What do you do?
The water. I feel like I probably caused
this. I probably caused this somehow.
Just calling out, I hate the ocean.
This is why I hate the ocean. You have club, club, club.
I want to go back into the ocean and show him how to impress the.
Lady, are you away from the house?
Archer, what do you want to roll to see if you can get there in
time? I want to maybe your alter roll
disaster. You want to roll disaster?
I want to see how terrible this actually goes, and if it doesn't
then it just it works. Out, you know so OK, so is.
He's trying to impress someone. I want to help him.
OK, OK, OK. But is the 10 plus in this case
that is a failure because you are successfully causing harm.
You want to get a six or under. Delightful.
Yeah, I did not get a six. What did you get?
Damn I got A7.
OK, so that's that's a partial, that's a partial success.
So so you run by how do you how do you cause discomfort for
somebody else on the beach as you go to save Lemon Man?
So I actually tear myself away from the social dilemma that I
just put myself in in order to highlight my friend over there
in the ocean who's struggling against the waves.
I want to show him how to be cool, how to impress this person
that he is has fixated on. And in doing so, I have actually
made him ridiculously uncomfortable by actually
showing everybody else, hey, look at this guy.
So you. So the person you're harming is
Lemon man, Yes. OK person I'm harming.
So what I would like to do as I am out there floundering, Can I
roll hot to see if somehow I'm attractive enough to gain the
attention of a super hot COPPA lifeguard?
Yeah. Sure.
Oh my God, these dice. That's a six.
So OK, you're trying to help.
We'll give it a plus, 1A plus one forward if we were playing
Powered by the Apocalypse, and so we can make that A7.
So who are you trying? Are you trying to get Hoppy's
attention or somebody else's attention?
The hot lifeguard was a COPPA. Who's a COPPA?
All right, so describe this lifeguard to me.
He looks sort of like Gold Duck, who is pace off of a COPPA and
he's wearing these tight fuck me shorts, you know, tank top,
which he he rips off as he sees the drowning of the lemon man.
He's the strong, silent type and he dives in the currents
currents a little choppy. You know, it takes him a second
to get there, but he does. He makes it and he's got a
little pouring floaty with them and he grabs lemon man, puts him
on there. But that touch.
For a moment, Lemon Man stops photosynthesizing, not because
he almost drowned, but because he's falling alike once more.
And this Kappa, whose name is Fernando?
Fernando. Looks looks down at you and says
I got you little buddy. Hi.
If you need mouth to mouth, it'll have to wait till we get
to the shore. He dips his face in the water
and swallows some water. I need mouth to mouth.
Yeah, He pulls. You the shore and his little and
his little floaty doughnut. And lays you on the beach.
And what happened? I spurred out the water before
Fernando even gets a chance to give you mouth to mouth.
At this point Lemon man's just really embarrassed.
He takes root in the sand and says I'll be fine.
I just thank. Thanks.
You're really hot. I'm.
I'm going to, I'm. I'm hot.
I'm warm. I'm just going to sit here and
yeah, just photosynthesize until I feel better.
Thank you. Please don't look at me.
That was a lot of words, but I will accept your request.
And he? He looks away sadly.
I mean, for like like half an hour.
Then you can look at me again when I'm like, look better and
I'm not coughing up water. I'd like to look better.
Maybe I just don't want anyone to look at me, right?
And he buries himself in the sand.
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It's me, your producer Grant. I am alive.
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And now let's get back to crushes and cryptids.
They're all yours, Zoop. All right, TW, how is setting up
that room going? Well, we don't have all the
trophies here because I think we kind of split them up.
We kind of each collectively decided where trophies would go.
But we at least have our two surfing trophies.
Just like I think we have like a random room because this space
is probably bigger than what we need.
And we have just like, I just have like shelves, two of those
trophies there and then like I think there might be one that
was still left here and just kind of set that up.
And I'm like walking out and I see everybody except the mold
and I see like the screens. And I was like, but where?
Where did Limon go? You see a crab poke its head out
and take a look at your trout, your swim trunks, and it's their
eyes get like those, those little spirals in it as it also
sees something beyond this world.
Oh, buddy. And I just like, pick it up,
give it a little pat pat, and then just Chuck it in the ocean.
I hope that goes well for. I think it's better if it can't
see my trunks anymore, otherwise it'll be a continued problem.
It's reprieve at least. But yeah it's like wait where
did where'd my other friend go? Like I'm definitely looking for
a limo right now. You can ask around.
Yeah, I think I just like walk up to, I just say where, where
the moon go. I think he should just tell you
himself. I'm going to like point over to
like where he's like got himself rooted in the sand.
Don't want to be gentle with him, though.
Be gentle. It's been a day.
It's been a day he's. Rooted.
Oh yeah, I think I'll just kind of like scoot to the opposite
side of the screen. So I'm still not looking at him,
but I'll just kind of sit and like kind of wrap or kind of
scratch. Just say everything OK buddy?
No. You you want.
To talk about it. No.
OK, maybe I kind of do. OK while I'm here.
Yeah, I no, I tried to impress Hobby by being dumb and
reckless, and then I almost drowned.
But then, you know, the hot lifeguard Fernando came and
saved me, but I looked like a Dang fool.
Oh. Fernando, Yeah.
I just wanted that mouth to mouth, but now I'm I'm just
downright embarrassed and I think I might go back into into
the house and listen to The Hobbit on audio tape and drink
me some some spacked lemonade. I mean that that is one way to
deal with that problem, but. It's the only way.
If you feel that way, OK, I can go back inside with you if you
want. I'm kind of surfed out.
We made some friends with the like, this group of platypi
platypuses. Platypuses.
They're pretty cool. I believe the term is
platypeople and I walk in drenched in water right after.
OK, I didn't, I wasn't sure. They didn't really specify
because they don't. I mean they talk, but it's not
the sit, it's it's kind of that gurgly sound and so.
You and I talk, you know, like it's, it's different.
It's different. Which isn't that bad, you know,
like, like everyone should like, be able to communicate.
Yeah, exactly. But I'm just not familiar.
I'm working on it though because they seem pretty nice.
They're pretty chill. They do you.
Want to come see our trophies? Yeah, I didn't get to see all
the way. OK, is someone handing out the
trophies? No, they already handed them
out, but we have them in the house and you had mentioned you
wanted to go back in the house. Yeah, let's let's go like to a
house. I mean, we can come back out and
we can try impressing. What was it?
Fernando Hoppy. Hoppy, Yeah.
Or is it? Or which is.
That who you were trying to to impress?
I totally didn't know, but I just assumed that the only
reason that you'd be out on the water was to impress someone.
Yeah, cuz you're deadly. Impressed.
Press Hoppy. We could go inside for a little
bit, but then we, if you want to, I mean, we can also try and
impress Fernando again. We can try try and drown and get
mouth to mouth from Fernando. I don't know what everybody's
vibes are. Yeah, do.
You know I wanna that's. Dude, I know all the best ways.
To get you to drown, Yeah. Do you need?
Do you need us? To like I did my reckless thing
for the year. We can, we can all of us take
turns trying to drown or whatever.
And like, then it won't be so silly because it wasn't just
you, you know, like we we're all making fools out of ourselves,
you know, Also, I think that was my fault and I'm really sorry
about that. By the way.
It's fun. I was trying to impress somebody
and I kind of caught you up in my disaster.
So you know, I'll blow off man, you know?
Fernando comes by because it's been half an hour and he he
removes the the screens and he, he looks at the four of you and
says, I would rather you just ask for mouth to mouth rather
than attempt to drown yourself. Then can he have mouth to mouth?
You were listening. He he looks at you.
He goes in for the kick. Roll.
What do you want to roll for this roll?
If I roll hot, yeah. Yeah.
OK or disaster? No.
Got 7-8. These guys fucking hate me.
He accepts the kiss. It lingers for a moment.
It's very sweet and he says OK then and meanders back.
OK then. OK then.
I think that's a 7. That's a pretty accurate 7 did.
You. Like did you get him like no
tongue or what? I just wasn't feeling it.
I think he could. Be able to work on this?
Well, I'm sorry your experience wasn't, you know, up to snuff.
Yeah, I think I'm I'm done for the day.
I'm just going to drink the night away and party and dance
to some music. And there's a what are those?
The Clapper? There's a Clapper cut and we are
smash. Damn it is the evening again.
The sun is setting. Y'all are drinking.
You drinking the same drinks as last night?
I don't know. I think we, I think we're
switching. Yeah, we're doing our hard
lemonade. Yeah, I I'm drinking, but I'm
trying to be respectful. You're like, really?
You're trying because I don't know you to try that hard.
You have to try. Really.
Hard. It's a little bit of growth for
me. I'm just trying to drink a
little bit so I can be super available for my friend.
But also I'm trying to have like a sick ass time.
So I'm also trying to like get further so I can also have a
sick ass time away from my friend, you feel?
Or what it's worth Lemon, I think being with you is a sick
ass time. Exactly.
I do too. I do too man.
That is not what you said. He scares.
Come on. Are we about to do a group hug?
I'll roll hot, I'll roll for it. No.
OK, so you you all hug, and in the background as you're
hugging, you hear the the audio book narrator go next day.
They started before dawn, though their night had been short.
As soon as it was light, they could see the forest coming as
if it were to meet them. I think when at least at least
when TW here's here's coming just immediate laughter and the
and the good bug just immediate giggles, just like.
Oh yeah, ha ha, very funny. Like we're not all in our 20s
mentally. As the evening goes on, do you
want to play any sleepover games or you want to go?
Are we playing truth or dare? I get the bottle dude.
Yeah. Oh, we do have an empty.
One spin the truth or dare. I get the bottle and I I spin
it. All right, roll AD six.
One to two is the veggie man. 3 to 4 is TW. 5 to 6 is the
Mothman. You got a three.
It is TW. OK, so wait, did we did a stab?
Are we doing truth or dares? Or are we actually?
Are we kissing? Dare.
OK, I mean I was going to pick dare anyways.
OK, well, six. So do it.
Do it? What do I do?
What? Do you want me to?
Do you got to think of a dare? I dare you to kiss the Mothman.
Just shrugs and we'll walk up to Mothman and and kiss him.
Is this is this a kiss on the cheek?
A kiss on the lips. No dog, it gets a bee.
Sorry, Bee. Yes, on the bee, the bee, on the
bee. Like you haven't kissed your
homies in college? Come on.
Exactly. This is not new.
Go ahead and spin the bottle. One to two is veg is Lemon Man,
3 to 4 is Archer and five to six is the Mothman.
OK, truth or dare, Archer, Truth or dare?
Dare. OK, I dare you to chug the rest
of this bottle. Let's go.
I do it. What do you want to roll to to
see if you successfully jug the drink this bottle?
Disaster, disaster. Mysterious.
I want to be mysterious. You want to yes, yes.
You want to confuse and amaze, Go ahead and and roll me
mysterious to. Confuse and amaze.
Oh shit, 7. All right, so this is a partial
success. So I'm like.
So confusing. I think that you make a mess
drinking it. You do, but you do get enough
down that you now have a -, 1 penalty to all your roles for
the rest of the night. Hell yeah.
And that's how you do it. All right, why don't you roll A1
to three for veggie man and a four to six for the moth man?
Two. OK, That is the lemon man.
Truth and dare. Truth.
I've I've been daring enough. Today, truth or dare Truth.
Actually, can you think of anything?
It's not. Come on.
No I can't. That's the problem I thought
dare be easier. No, but you can do like truth
can be like do you have a crush on someone or like.
Do you have a crush on someone or like?
I mean, who don't have a crush on?
I mean the did you write the note?
Like we still don't know what that's about.
Oh no, I didn't write the note. Or a moth man.
Truth or dare? Hit me with a dare.
I dare you to find out who wrote.
That I've been trying to find out who wrote that note all damn
day. You know it could have been the
creeper, right? It could have been the creeper.
You knew someone named the Creeper.
Like the creeper? We knew someone named the
Creeper the creeper. Yes, the creeper.
Wait the creeper like from math? Class from math class.
Wait. They're an animator now.
Shit, what? I dare you to prank Cold the
creeper. Hand me my fucking phone all.
Right dial, you're dialing ring ring.
Hello. Is your refrigerator running?
Mop mop man is that is that you, Mop mop man.
Yeah, I'm sorry someone dabbed me to prank call you, but really
I just wanted to hear your voice again.
Kiss, kiss. Kiss.
Kiss, kiss, kiss. Are are you playing truth or
dare? Yes.
He's a witch. How does it go?
I'm I'm hanging out with my friend Hoppy.
We could come play Truth or Dare.
OK, they said that they're with Hoppy and they want to come play
Truth or Dare with us. Yes, you should come over.
We have plenty of alcohol too. So 15 minutes later, the creeper
and and Hoppy show up at your door.
Welcome to the clubhouse. Casa de Wait do we have like a
wait what's what the fuck was our team name shit.
I don't know man, that was like 2 years ago.
Because we were just decrypted really Casa de grips.
Casa de decrypted, yeah. Casa de Cool.
Yeah, cool, crypted. Cars are cars are decrypted.
We don't have a name. I kind of want y'all to end up
inviting too many people get super drunk and we have to do a
follow up episode where you figure out what you did last
night. Yes.
I kind of love it. Yes.
And then it's a mystery. We have to evolve, make.
Grant, bring us back. Yes, Grant has to make us do a
sequel. A sequel episode.
So. We are currently holding Game
Master Monday. Hostage.
Yes. Grant, fight us.
Until the next Monday. Well, here I am, Producer Grant,
sitting in my gaudy and luxurious office, cashing fat
checks, collecting award nominations, rubbing elbows at
the biggest names in the industry and listening to
Vivaldi as I always do. Nothing could be going any
better for me if I tried. Ah, excellent, a phone call.
I better answer that. Hello.
Yes, this is he. Oh yes.
Crushes encrypted. I'm familiar.
What's that? Oh, there's no ending.
They decided they wanted to do a sequel game where they're
blackout drunk and have to solve a mystery and Mika wants to
murder someone, You say? Well, won't that be a challenge
then? No, I don't believe you've ever
had an episode that had didn't have an ending.
What a delight. But then, what a fun puzzle to
solve. Sure, we'll figure out a sequel
episode. And maybe there will be a burden
to solve. Who knows?
All right, I'm going to hang up now.
You have a great rest of your day.
Bye. Bye.
Hey. OK.
Well, I guess why don't you person listening to my inner
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On your favorite pod catcher and all socials so that you know
whenever that's going to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I have
to go scream as loud as I can into the night sky.
I honestly, I really love this story that we're creating of
these 4 cryptids encrypted Cove having the summer of their
lives. So we will close on this.
It's basically a blackout. It's basically a blackout.
And hopefully we will have a follow up.
The best way to do that is to have you, our listener, check
out where each of these players, where we can find more of them
and let them know how much you enjoyed them playing each of
their cryptids. So Mika, where can we find you?
Hi, you can find me typically over at Role D5, ROLE D5 where
I'm a producer, director and we we enjoy playing playing indie
games. I'm sure at some point we will
we will play crushes and cryptids.
But if you need some Mika content right now, you can catch
me on The Heart as a Dungeon season 2 where I'm a regular
cast member, or you can catch me on RP Jesters.
They just wrapped up their season of their miniseries of
Hench, and you should definitely check that out too, because
we're funny hench people. All right, that sounds
wonderful. Julian, where can we find you?
Hey guys, I'm ripping the Daisaholics.
At the time that this is recording, you're actually doing
a returning tabletop day in June into a tabletop month where
we're going to do a month of an entire short series that we're
calling Where the Sky Ends. We're going to use a new system
that we've never used before called Savage.
No, that's that's the wrong one. That's the wrong one called
Spellbound Kingdoms. A little bit of an old unsung
system from the early aughts. If you like Princess Bride or if
you like swashbuckling things, you're going to enjoy it over at
www.diceaholics.com. Also on the Discord, we're going
to be having a layer of the Storytellers Storyseller is
coming back, in which case we're going to make an entire setting
from start to finish based on community voted content after
the month of June and going on for the rest of the year every
month. So go ahead and get involved
that way through again www.diceaholics.com on our
Discord. Sky, where can we find you?
Hi, I'm Sky or sky Artemis on the Internet.
Occasionally there's an E or three in the Artemis because
Instagram's weird and I tend to drift from pod to pod, but you
can also find me as a guest on season 1 and two of the hardest
a dungeon podcast. I got to be a rabbit and a fairy
2. Totally different vibes, but it
was really fun. I am also a sound designer and
podcast editor with a very fun spooky project that I'm working
on that I can't talk about yet 'cause the game's not out.
But keep an eye on my socials at Sky Artemis.
And yeah, I was, I was, I was playing a little, a little
weasel guy. It was very fun it.
Was the greatest gift. Nick, where can we find you?
You can find me on blue sky at Tenetke that's TENETKE dot B sky
dot social right now. I I do a lot of things, but
right now I'm currently a player on Athroplay, which is part of
the athropeth podcast network where we are playing the one
ring RPG system to explore the lesser trod pass the tokens
legendarium. I play a Ranger, which is super
awesome. So if you haven't checked that
out, that's how Grant found me. So if you haven't checked that
out, you should. Absolutely.
We just wrapped our we just finished releasing season 1 and
had a round table come out. So now is the time to catch up
when season 2 resumes in about a month.
So I highly recommend looking at that if you are at all
interested in Tolkien. It's fully we're a queer and
cast of color, so that's we're bringing our own voices to token
in the way that we know how. And I have been Zoop or Supriya.
You can find me as zoop machine everywhere.
You can check out zootmachine.card.co for my card
if you want to see what's going on with me, which is hopefully
going to be more episodes of Game Master Monday if Grant lets
me ever do this again. Yeah, Grant, it's OK.
We'll let's do this again. Grant.
It's very easy to bully Grant, so it's not going to be that.
It'll be fine. But on behalf of Game Master
Monday, thank you so much for listening and we're going to see
you in two weeks. Bye.
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if octopus is octopuses because it's Greek.
It's not octopodies. Octopodies.
I'm not. Outdoor octopodies nuts in your.
Whoa, you got me. Nailed them.
Got them.