Welcome to game master Monday, the podcast where we play it.
A different one. Shot in a different system, in a
different setting with a different cast.
Every episode. Today, we are honored to be
partnered of fighter guy Studios, as we debut their new
expansion for brains and Brawn starships and settlers.
Today, my players are Jenny nordine, who is playing sky's
the limit, damn it? Yeah, it's a character Divya
have to hear out loud. And just finally gets upon a
very hello. I'm Ariana or re, or a re
actually, and I am playing Simone.
Perfect and Zack. Hi guys.
I'm Jack. And I am playing a character
whose name I haven't actually figured out yet.
It's going to be thin Johnson fin, Johnson, Johnson, The
Legend. Thank you all for joining me
here today. We are excited to be playing
brains and Brawn as mentioned, before starships and settlers is
a new Sci-Fi themed expansion from the creator of brains and
Brawn, brains and Brawn as a A super simple TT RPG system where
every character only has two stats brains and Brawn.
Prior to our recording, our cast filled out.
A character sheet that contained only one.
Number if they wish to succeed in brains roles, they'll need to
roll above that number. And if they wish to succeed in
Braun, they'll need to roll under that number.
They also each have a list of Boons and Baines that can impact
the number of diced a role in any given situation, this new
expansion called starships. And Those has some exciting new
mechanics and options as we'll get to when they come up.
Are you all excited? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right. I'm thing uproar from the cast.
Let me let me give you your situation as we get started
here. So we open in on an
Intergalactic mechanics, Lobby room, it's at the mechanics
Lobby, you take your car to, but for spaceships and it's in
space, there's a metallic odor that permeates.
The room at a Sci-Fi base television is on playing some
movie from like 30, 40 years ago.
The sound is muted and the three of you are sitting patiently
waiting for news on your busted up ship yesterday.
Little crew ran into some issues while out in the open space and
now your ship needs repairs. Please feel free to take this
moment to introduce your characters.
Have a nice little chat. You're all just waiting for the
mechanic to show up. Well, first, I'm not technically
supposed to be here, but none of these other guys are great fun.
Thing to say out loud. That's all right.
I wasn't technically supposed to be here either?
No. Yeah, I mean like, I'm replacing
your old pilot. Who gosh, just terrible story
for that guy. I'm sorry to hear it, but yeah,
I'll do my best. I'll fly the ship as is nearly
good as I can. So yeah, this'll be this'll be
Where we going. You'll excuse me, if I'm not
massively impressed with your confidence, in your own
abilities, I'll try my best to fly the ship.
What do we are? We going with that?
Have you flown a ship before? Absolutely.
Every single day of my life? Do I believe them?
Then you can you him? Yeah.
It's fast pronouns for me. She heard.
Okay. As long as you can hold up.
Under my under my number. So I know Goods if that's great
knows good. Stephanie who's to say I believe
in her. You believe her instinctively.
Yeah logic bead. And so we have a fairly
confident space Captain. We have someone who is
questioning that fairly confident space Captain area?
What's going on your seat? So Simone looks up once.
I guess, she someone's pronouns. Are she her eye when she hears
that? There's a new pilot.
Latt. So there's no way that you could
possibly maybe fly this ship to old new New York is there
because I got on the wrong ship and this is terrible but maybe
better for me now. Yeah, totally absolutely.
That's what we're going home. Well they say if you can make it
there, you've made it there. That's the problem.
I don't think we can. I mean, I was supposed to make
it there but now I'm well I'm here.
Don't worry, I have 100% face that this last is going to get
us exactly where we need to go. She seems like the best pilot
I've ever seen in my life and trust me, I know a thing or two
about how good people that are good at their jobs.
Have you seen a lot of a lot of people and that's what I do.
I do people. Hi.
I'm Finn Johnson.
Pronouns are he/him, and I'd like you to consider voting for
me for the galactic president. Well, my banjo that I'm naive.
So, I am sold. Well, I'm one of mine is that
I'm gullible. So, I lost, oh, Finn Johnson's
gonna have a great day. Guys, this is brilliant.
I could not have picked a better career.
You have secured 23. I get a vote for myself.
Dona, I'm like bowing and like not making eye contact, but
making eye contact and putting my hand out to shake your hand
and then taking it back. What would Finn?
Finn takes your hands and Looks at you really calmly.
Like you don't have to bow. I haven't won it yet.
But with your help, I might I don't know when Johnson okay
yeah sounds good shit. I might love one and I'm God.
So I'm with God by my side. Vivi, the doors to the the back
area of the garage, open up automatically and a larger
alien-looking man. He's got you know alien features
different colored skin. A few extra little Parts here
and there. He he walks out and goes well.
It's broke. That's a that's a broken-ass
ship you have there. I don't think you're gonna be
able to fly that anytime soon. So you may need to come to the
other part of my garage and consider some other options,
Finn walks over to this past and goes.
I just really, I'm really glad that you've had a look at it.
It's a shame that it's broken. Could you maybe have another
look at it and goes to shake his hand but in his hand is like
cancer. Like a like a 20, what's that?
What's? The currency, grunt!
Sorry, I didn't quite catch it. See it is currency.
He slips 20 currency to him to the, to this person.
Just, you know, it's hardly my cat like a grandmother might
give their grandson grandchildren pocket money just
like through ticket secretive, he happily Pockets.
It then you can have pulls you aside and Whispers in your ear
and goes. That's a real nice gesture
ordinarily. I'd be be right on top of that,
but listen to me, if you fly that ship you will literally
die, right? I understand, I understand.
But if you could have another look at any slips, another 20
currency. Alright?
Lead you to the back of the garage and he makes a big show
of it. You see your ship?
What was once a noble craft for transporting you to and fro.
It's taken a beating. Looks like you went through a
meteor shower. You weren't supposed to go
through. Was that there's some hope.
Holes in it and there's like a big piece of smoke coming out of
it. You see, another tinier alien on
top of it? Be like, hey lastly, I don't
know what this is something exploded.
But yeah, that that's dangerous as hell that guy got on fire.
It won't happen again because we've replaced that pilot with
the world that would universe's best pilot.
She'll come over here a couple where introduce yourself to
this. Fine gentleman.
I am Sky nice to meet you guy. My name is Kenya Lloyd.
Sorry, sorry, could you say that one more scam scam?
You Lloyd last name fraud? Most honest guy in the Galaxy
scam fraud. Okay, he was very trustworthy,
great group. But listen like doesn't matter
what your name is where your personalities.
Like it's really important that we all have our voice in the
world and so scam. When it comes up to the galactic
nominations, I'd like you to consider voting for Finn Johnson
because a vote for me is a vote for everyone.
He remembers you even 40 currency and goes.
Yeah, yeah, okay, sure for sure now.
Okay, so sips busted. But as you know, this is a
mechanic shop, / dealership and I do have some ships available
for you Finn is not interested in this bit, and it's gone off
to find the guy that got set on fire.
It's just sir. Yeah.
Okay, there's like a ship's go over Finn said, it's not really
sure there's a charred husk on the floor of the of the Rise and
they twist them. Like Halle, everything hurts.
Wow, I've never felt this before.
I'm just like 20 currency on Copeland said it's perfectly
closed, eyelids. Let me, let me, let me show you
our other ships. We can get you out of here.
I guess me and Simone are looking at the right been
campaigning or something now, sky sky.
Do we think that? I don't know.
I mean, fins got the money, I don't have any money.
How are we gonna? I mean I'm sure fan is gonna be
able to spend what we need to on a nuke ship so that we can get
out of here and get where we need to go.
All right, and don't worry, it's not your fault.
Listen, my therapist tells me that every every bad thing that
happens in my life is just due to my, to my past.
So I'll point at the ship. This is, this is probably my
fault too, it's not on you and you point to this ship, like an
engine falls out of the top of it and lands a Time.
Small area. He like, walked over to them and
happy. There are 20 currency, I'll help
you get it off, but remember Galactic nominations coming up
soon. So that's the thing.
It's a kids hockey league pointing at the end of it.
All right, shit. Fuck, martial.
Master that I'm strong. I'm good with my literal, what
it was but I roll two. And then take the high.
The is it the hot now? It's the lower number.
So, what? An excellent question.
Yes. It's the number of successes you
get. So, both dice count.
So I will let you roll to not. This is your bun.
But you're prepared to lift something.
So let's go ahead and roll two for this one and we'll see how
it goes. Okay, that's it.
Yes, yes. 21. Exceptional.
Yeah, perfect. Yeah, you exemption League?
I go hold on little buddy. I got this and I lift it up.
You, you live that thing right off of him to litleo's.
How's it going to support support and help?
You can get in a world where you've in a galaxy that's voted
for Finn Johnson. Well, done some things, I knew I
had you around for some reason. Why do I have you around?
Are you with me? Um, no.
Oh, I could not. I'm not I'm a bodyguard but I'm
not your body. Guard.
Oh, I'm nobody. Got.
Are you right now? I'm know once I got on the wrong
ship. He had 220 currency right now.
You're my bodyguard Simone. I saw that action.
I showed that I saw the Marshal, was it Marshall, so, not martial
master master master and marechal, not marketing Mastery.
I can't say it, but you got it. Love it.
Thanks, thanks. As long as you know, what's
going on. Finn then wanders off.
He's gone after that. He's great.
Yeah, so scandalous is kind of like waiting in his hand.
Like, where do they go? This behind me.
I've still hanging with skips cab stimuli Province.
Can you Lloyd frogeye? Well, I guess you're gonna be
the one buying the thing so I can show you the ships.
Yeah, you could we can just put it on fins tab green.
So he's there are three ships in his hangar for sale here.
He leads you to the first one and he goes up.
This right here is called an allegory and Colt transporter
like kind of like Taps on it. It's a beautiful-looking looks
like a luxury kind of ship. It's very shiny.
Chrome e metallic. He goes of.
This is an allegory and design. It was probably used to
transport, like horses and Royal tears.
Something like that's a real low mileage on it.
Barely used, I found it floating out in space, so it's doing
great. Nothing wrong with it.
It's built to be traveled in this like, the, the Toyota
Corolla of spaceships. Well, the allegory ends are
nice, great people, great clean people, great people, great
people. But in my experience, I'm going
to try to roll a brains role to see.
Like if you know anything about About meeting about allegory and
Chef. Our is a three which is below my
side so kind of the Al Gore only people with me today.
Yeah, so you definitely heard the name of the, the
civilization, but must have been fallen asleep during that part
of geography class. Yeah, I do see is a science and
geography, for, in space, astronomy astrology, Master Finn
Johnson walks over and it's like, do you say Al Gore?
And I'm not, I'm running for president.
I don't particularly want to take the name of someone that
didn't manage to get there at themselves, you know?
Yeah, this is an allegory and ship.
I got the, I found it. I didn't buy this from anyone.
This was actually fun fact. I found all of these ships,
they're just mine now and it's keeping think we should take the
Al Gore. And my therapist would say that
that's a, that's a bad, it's a bad omen.
It's a red flag. Yeah, for sure.
Well I mean I'm with Simone Simone is renowned as being one
of the world's greatest thinkers so well with her.
Sure kind of got you and like maybe back away a little bit.
I don't know man. Hey look, I guess we have, we
have plenty of new three solid options here for you.
Is this one of them? So I'll show you the other to
the Getty rash decisions here. Yet this second one here, this
is this. An older model, this is an old
Earth rocket the writing on it says Falcon to this is the
Falcon to Rocket. It's a little bit more compact,
definitely built more for Speed seems like the old Earth.
People would trying to get somewhere in a hurry on this
rocket so you know it's a little complicated.
In fact, it's a little uncomfortable, it's really
really old, but you know, it does run, I've tested it, it can
get up to some high fucking speeds.
Like if you want to go somewhere, do all men.
That's your best bet. So that's that's Falcon the
child in me. Go get excited by the idea of
going through while the wow. Now I will I will say just this.
I am the most honest man. In the Galaxy.
There's something wrong with this ship.
My crew can't figure it out. It looks something.
Intubate. With the Falcons or Falcons you
something is, you know, we we've done Diagnostics on it, like I
said, it sold. So sometimes these older
Rockets, it's hard to figure out what exactly the Earth people
were doing with it, you know, ancient civilization stuff.
But something is wrong with it. Behind door number three, and
behind door. Number three, we have.
This is called the, the for Des 9,000.
Thank you, Jenny. Hey, built by the wonderful
makers of sports sport. That's right.
No, no, that's it. It's the special takeover of
this in space and for Facebook you just accidentally
accidentally fallen into your desk 9000 built by the wonderful
makers of spaceships. This was made for protection
Above All Else, standard weapon array, it can take a beating
just a really iconic commercial or that space cowboy narrates.
Thing or that one, not chills. When I watch it.
Yeah, my dad had US border a great great, great, great ship.
You know, we again another sip that I found is floating around.
It seems to be in pretty okay, condition.
I know it can take a beating because you can see like a den
here Dent here but like nothing's broken on it.
Nothing mechanically wrong with this ship.
Makes weird noise but nothing we can of Iran that I can find.
So those are options. You have the algorri & Cult
transporter. You've got the Falcon to, you've
got the fort, the sport as 9,000.
I mean, I don't know. I'm really torn.
I don't know much about chips but you know, if you could get
me back to old new New York fast, maybe I could meet my
client there and get it back on. My job before, you know,
reputation is everything and I just can't believe I got on the
wrong ship. You're speaking my language,
you're speaking. My language, Simone reputation,
is everything, get places fast. Time is money.
Listen, I I think we've got the greatest pilot in the Galaxy
with us are the sky. I think we take that the fast
one and and he walks over to scam you Lloyd fraud and he goes
mr. Ford.
Good night, just a quick word. I am going to be Galactic
president. That is happening.
Not just with your vote but with everyone else's.
And so imagine if you Bill scammy Lloyd fraud.
Helps Galactic president Flynn Johnson with greatest ship on
his way to winning, great victory over opponents.
It's a long title but bear with me, imagine that we have bigger
news paid and imagine that imagine the coup that would be
for you. Which ship do you think we
should take? I gotta get there.
I got to get there fast and you know, it's a big deal for you if
we if we can make it and I'll put in a good word for you.
I mean, there's always money to be had.
Do you know how many Rich soccer's I could send you away?
Now, I'm gonna argue that that's like 3D 10 for me to make this
like because like I heard for him to tell you what the best.
Well, well, I mean, I just to make my point.
I mean, I'm a smooth talker. I've got supreme confidence and
I'm prepared like, I'm coming over.
Yeah, no, I'm with ya. Makes it a 3, D. 10 to see if he
can drop the facade. You It could have been better,
it's a 5 or 3 and 3 but my number is 5 so I get an extra
success so you got one on a roll right now.
Yeah. Well we'll take that.
Okay, so this can be like kind of like looks like really looks
at. Yeah, he looks at the the 60
currency. He's obtain that the course of
the afternoon. Yeah.
And exactly. He he, he's like, okay, listen,
I like you, I do. I really do like yeah.
So this isn't the be a In of what do you need?
So me the allegory and ship Peak design has all the accoutrements
you could possibly need intelligence ship, well-balanced
ship. You know, if you're looking to
get some more efficiently and safely, that's a good option.
If you're not so much concerned about your safety but you just
want speed Falcon to good bet and if you're only concerned
about safety and not so much about life, Getting somewhere,
quickly, the sport. So, what you're saying is here,
we've got a slider from one, two, three, four, speed, and
safety. We got three ships, the left of
it, but we got Goldilocks and the middle of this kind of doing
both. And then we got Mama Bear and,
and little bear either side. It's a great number three.
Yeah. Alright.
Okay. Simone made a great Point.
Like there are all kinds of opportunities come to you.
If you manage to get where you need to go quickly, I'd
sacrifice a little bit of safety on the way just to get there
quickly. Lee and hey sounds like a great
story right? But don't we need to protect you
at all costs. If you're going to be like the
greatest Galactic president ever, it's like a glass of
water. You might die from drowning
right across the street. That's that's a night age-old
Earth saying they used to say, you know, oh, especially across
this street. That's a poison bar.
It's At The Mention Of bar At The Mention Of barf and just
goes off and starts cumson. This is forgot the conversation.
Acting out. I'm going to try another brains
role here. We want to find out because
because I really want to do the felt agree to.
Just it's gonna be, it's gonna be Falcon to it's the coolest
one. Yeah.
But try to figure out what's wrong with it.
He said something was wrong with it.
So I want to see if I could figure out what that something,
okay. And that my friends is a six is
on my nephew. Got an honor, roll roll, holy
shit. Okay, I did okay.
Well, what asks can you Lloyd what you want to ask him?
So you said something's wrong with this?
Yeah. What what, what is wrong with
the Falcon to exactly? We've looked at it a lot and my
crew is like, we're sick of going on that ship.
Something is wrong with it, we're not sure.
I mean, I can show you inside if you want AB sure.
I'll take great. I'm not going in with you so it
just pushes you into the rocket. Oh cool.
Great I go and I go in with Sky welcome to the Falcon to.
It's definitely a tight squeeze on this ship.
It's got that classic field but in the wow this is all the kind
of way not in the wow. I history kinda way.
There's plenty of dust several actual doors.
Not those sci-fi ones that open when you walk by.
And just wanted to pull open. Air vents exposed wires, a CD
player. How old is this fucking thing?
There's no immediate things. You can see once you walk in and
of course there's the Captain's Room which is closed at the
moment and then like, two doors to your left and right to live
like a maintenance type things. Okay?
So the main thing I'm seeing is the exposed wires.
Big hassle. If you go buy gold notes, they
sell food, safety checklist has a little hard.
Hat. Simone is trying to figure out
how to open and open and close doors.
She's not never had a single fight, not familiar with manual
doors. You know ancient stuff, right.
She doesn't get it. I believe she doesn't.
I'm trying to figure out the brain role because you don't get
it or a Braun role because it's a door.
If it's fat is pronounced Dole with an apostrophe s.
How do you, how do you open this door?
And I wouldn't Yank It Right? Make a bronze.
Answers my question. Okay.
That's it. Oh, that's higher.
Nope. It's higher than my number.
Are you said your role was under your number?
I got it. No, I gotta say.
So my numbers are 6 and I gotta stab the door open so isn't oh
my God. I guess it was a bro, I thought
if it's correct. Okay, sorry.
Don't know, you're fine. Listen, you ain't right, run
that back. Are you failed?
The role but the door opens. Okay, that's what I'm telling
you. Gotcha.
Okay, so the door, which more was it left?
Right? Or forward?
Always left, right? Okay, it's a maintenance door.
You open it. Like, a whole bunch of old
cleaning supplies. Come out behind, like top one to
the ground. There's like a bad odor that
comes out of the door. It smells like something's been
stuck in there for a while. There's no light on on it, but
it seems to be closet-sized Sky. I open this door.
It smells weird in here. One of the cleaning supplies as
a young, as a young Ben Johnson, as a model on it.
Like roll your esteem needs to stay back with me was a cleaning
say yeah. Johnson is a fast time high
Treasurer type. Yeah.
So light is off in that room, whole bunch of stuff fell out of
it. What you want to do with that
room? Do I see a light switch?
Can I you can see it in the dark.
Make a makeup brains roll. Forming this one though.
That's a three that's under you're never late.
Okay? So you so you failed the role
you find a light switch. As soon as you turn the lights
on, you hear something like thonk onto your head, but you
don't feel it. It feels like someone whacked
you, on top of the head, but there's nothing there to whack
you so ship. Haunted Sky.
I think the ship is haunted. Look around you.
Look, I don't see any time. What are you doing?
Yeah. I was just checking out the
captain's area to see what else is wrong with the ship.
But fool did. So you're in the Captain's Room,
you looking around, I'm taking a look see.
So it's gonna getting ready to do something to you.
He's looking at his notes, he's checking things he's picked up
dice Sky. I think it, I think it did.
I'm here with the boys and handing out flyers.
So, I can you make a brains roll for me?
Yeah. That is a tube which is under my
number, okay. You do find something in the
captain's seat. It's a whole ass skeleton.
Well, here's your problem skeletons, ships haunted.
How could they talk about it? They don't know why it doesn't
work, but they've helped they all sat in that seat.
Yeah. Hall our skeleton on the ship
dead guys. Fighting it.
Is it going anywhere? He is the reflexes of like a
break. Also he's dead.
What the fuck? I'm out.
This information I got intimidated easily here.
Flying this ship here. I am not a fan of the Delta to
as you don't think to yourself, you're not a fan of the Falcon
to of a cold wind of goes by your neck.
Okay, I am just going to be leaving the Captain's Room
because wind in a spaceship is a really bad sign, Linden's bases,
bad sign. Right told me this thing is not
airtight and that tells me that if we take this thing out into
the abyss where we're in trouble, Jenny just use an
Aeronautics really studied for this Pearl and this shit Boehner
tight, I'm out of here. So yeah, I would inform Simone
that ships. Not airtight dead guy in the
cockpit. Not about it.
That's not the school of like Simone running to you to tell
you about. Yeah, like a
haunted. Oh no yeah yeah.
And so now that guy Oh, okay, so we don't want to fly this one.
I sure don't. Also why didn't scam you lied?
Tell us. There was a skeleton and basic
app. It's a really pretty weird sell
like the black possible. Yeah, I'm not like the smartest
person or anything, but like, I feel like that's a pretty big,
you know, indicator. Something's wrong here.
Yeah, like that. Stop every year.
He liked it. Looking some other rooms, or
should we go get Finn? I think we should look at the
other two ships. Specifically, I think, I think
I've gotten my answers here. Could you leave the Falcon to?
Yeah, I try to open the door. I'll let you succeed.
You know how to do it now. So look at that guy.
Check this out. Am I open it?
Whoa, this opens its game. You Lloyd's is out there like
looking at his W say oh my God, you're okay.
I think and this is just in my professional opinion.
Ships. Haunted haunted.
Yeah. There's like dead people in it.
Yeah. Why don't you tell if there was
a dead skeleton in their skeleton in there?
What the hell he like looks inside is like oh God didn't
they? I'm going to love it with you.
This is an ancient ship it. We thought we couldn't get into
that room. You could hand the dorm right?
I can open them for you though. I figured it out.
Oh well, I'm good. Okay.
In fact. Like points to a little aliases.
You get rid of this thing hang in there, but I was in there.
Something like my butthole, what is that the half of the half
burn alien that has 20/20 currents.
Different guy, a whole bunch of these guys running around saving
species. Different guy.
Yeah, exactly. Looks nearly identical.
Okay, in that case, blow it up. Okay, so he like goes to the
back room comes back up some I don't know, space Dynamite seals
under the ship. Okay, well he's doing that.
The other two ships are not haunted.
That's why do we check out the Ford has 9,000.
I think that's really a good idea because this board really
does sound like a nice family ship.
You know, all right, great, are we on Falcon to?
Shall we go? Then there's this.
Big just starts walking onto the Falcons.
Holy crap and it explodes. No, I would like to grab Finn.
I'm your, I'm your bodyguard. Now you have a woman Finn Finn
falls back into a Le bodyguards. I like Carrie.
Can I carry you? Like a baby.
I'll put you down and I'll pack. The top of your head, very short
man. I've just decided that Simone is
really tall. Yeah, Orion Sith and the sport s
9000 left. That's why, why are we don't go
with the Falcon? It's haunted, dead people in it,
totally shit, bad vibes, all around, Good Vibes.
As you say, bad vibes, you hear an explosion behind you.
Also, it does s. So fin leads into someone's
arms. Okay, It's gonna be okay, I
loving our ragtag Scooby-Doo. Okay, let's go, let's pick one.
Let's go, I'm picking this board that, that's the one I recognize
as far as I'm concerned. It's Captain Captain Skies, the
one that she makes the choose. And I'll go with whatever they
reckon is the best thing to do already.
If interns testimonies like, did you know, Captain Skies.
One of the greatest pilots in Skyway.
I've known sky. For like 15 minutes but she's
never lied to me in my life. So at this point, you know, I
just I trust you still feel happier and warmer when you hear
you. Yeah.
But I can't wait to tell my therapist about this because,
you know, I got a good feeling. I feel like my luck is really
changing. I mean, yeah, I don't want just
imagine are to your shoulders and I like her too because she
figured out that ship had a ghost in it.
What's come Scott, me Lloyd, sort of Sent situation touch it.
Are, you know, he's a mechanic. So he's he's a little sweaty and
like, you know, who his his alien race feels very, you know,
squishy and slimy. So, you know, just meant that a
super pleasant experience to see.
Linger on on Finn. Like when he needs, is the
right, no residue, little moist from sweat, maybe because he's a
bigger guy. He sweats a lot but, you know,
he's not leaving it. Doesn't like gross or toxic on?
You did you say Finn? Doesn't sweat.
Finn doesn't sweat. When when schedule I'd puts his
arms around us. I'm gonna go into like a
defensive stance and I'ma say, hey, nobody touches Finn without
his consent. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, you know what? You're right.
I'm sorry. Bodyguard, now guy fingers.
It's about. It's okay, it's okay.
Don't worry. I'm knew it.
I'm new at this. So my you posit that Stowe, you
passed the test. Yeah, you're hired.
Hurry up. Meanwhile, I've like already
pilfered the keys and I'm trying the engine you pilfered of the
keys. Sure, horse teeth.
You can make a bronze role for that.
Sure. Is it well?
Your Boons, it's one of my bands.
Technical cut. The copter Mania is technically
a vein crash. Since we were distracting scam.
You lightweight. Who has its camula?
Have the keys see annual it has the keys.
Yeah since we were distracting him, can it be like a propeller
And roll. Yeah, to be clear benefit from a
baby it wasn't Jack asking about the sent it was fin in character
so I'm a I'm a I'm sure that scam you Lloyd's at least a bit
upset about being. It smells.
Why would you ask if I'm really gross?
I have been nothing but kind to you don't think that's awfully
true. He threw us into a haunted ship
and close the door. I didn't know.
We could you refuse to go on that ship as well.
It was scary. I tell you.
Something's wrong with. It is going on in?
Yeah, absolutely. It's a 7 & A 1.
So one above one below. Did you get the keys from him
for the support? Just are able to waltz up there.
Do you want to indicate to your crew mates or anything like we
going? Yeah.
Come on, come on. What was the point of lifting
the keys from scam you loiter for?
You're then going to be like yo let's go because it's fine.
I'm looking at the ship as far as you want to look at this.
Don't want to drive it yet? No, I do.
I absolutely want to drive it. But as far as scam, you Lloyd
knows, okay? I'm looking at the ship.
Yeah, the last one we looked at was haunted.
Yeah. So we're gonna have a good look
at this one. All right, just make sure
there's no funny business. All right, I know you guys,
guys. So afraid that the other ship
was haunted that she just wants to like, get out of here.
Now she's like, get it again and let's go 110, literally Eddie.
Thing, I am taking the safest route and getting the hell out
of Dodge Kyra can Skies pissed because she wanted to try the
other one. Oh always, I was also upset that
the other ship didn't work because it looked really fast.
Exactly, and then it was haunted.
So that's like a real damper on my day Mom now and I'll own up
and they're really fast. Okay, so you have so you all get
onto This ship's cannulate turns, around your flying off.
Welcome aboard, the sport. S 9000 built by V went like we
mentioned the wonderful makers of sport sport spaceships.
It's built for protection and you can immediately see
panelists for your weapon array. You know it's it feels thick on
this ship. It feels like you're driving a
tank. You're not gonna get to super
high speeds on this thing. But you are able to Adeline sit
down and focus on your driveway and know that you're not going
to get pelted by stuff, dude, like, six cup holders, Feel free
to feel free to explore the ship.
See, what's going on. Tell me where you want to go.
It's a big spaceship, not as many doors.
As the rocket one was things are more automatic here, so if you
just named rooms you want to check out anything.
You can think of you know the shit probably has it.
Well I'm in the captains quarters of course flying are
now. Pilfered sport?
Yeah, you know it's a stick it's a stick shift spaceship If so,
if you are able to drive that being a master pilot, I assume
dude. Dude, it's got like 50 years.
Holy moly, what do they do on this one?
This one, this one starts to ship.
This one goes into gear 2 which makes it Go slightly faster.
This one goes into gear 3, which makes it Go slightly faster than
that. And and so on and so forth, up
until I hit the gear 50 and this one makes it go half the speed
of light. Well, let's go at the fastest
one because I know we're supposed to go and like the
super fast One. And now maybe I should just give
up on finding and I don't do that.
I don't put a hand on your shoulder.
Like, don't worry, I'll get you where you need to go.
I shall get you where you need to go.
So I believe you. I do art is very gullible.
I believe you we're all so naive.
I love us. No.
Oh I think the first naive, this is really charismatic and
likeable. I like role playing characters.
I play it cool guys. Like playing cool people that
people other people like, and like jokes, they laugh.
I like, and they're all attractive and tall and smell.
Nice and as well read. So it's a gradual shift as I
gradually. You're going from 1 to 15 is
like you how to draw as you get into the highest gear for the
maximum speed way in the back of the ship.
You, of course, can hit the engine's going, but you hear
some of your Like against a wall or something.
Simone voice and that's whack. What do you think the chances?
That's the that's the person that I was supposed to be
guarding. Is I mean, I think, I think that
line of talk and improv with the end would be fucking fantastic.
So now I'm gonna run wait, Simone, right?
Simone and I are going to go and figure out what's going on Sky.
Yeah. Is there a chance that you could
make this go faster? Oh, always absolute?
Like do your little magic? Eric tinkering thing, you know,
he's gives you another 20 currency.
See what you can do. She the old finger guns?
I guess you're a bit, the ship go faster.
Let's see what this baby can do. Let's open and see ya make a.
I have his own sphere due to heavy.
I have a bun in Pilot. So let's go for it.
Yeah, a bun in it. You're paid.
That is a that is a 3 and a 5 both of which are under my
number. Okay.
Yeah. You use.
You successfully make the ship go faster.
As you do that. You guys were running towards
the back of the ship. You hear a similar thunk in the
other direction. Oh, I run but we run back there.
Delivery, run several Paces behind gray, you run towards the
back of the ship. There's a sliding of us as
engine room. You walk right past it?
And there is a a shorter human man like rubbing his head in the
back of the ship bike. Are you okay?
Who are you? Hi, I'm not here.
That puts his hand in front of his face.
Wow, I believe him. I kind of thought about it for a
second. I'm like Finn.
Where'd it go? I know the other do I think that
he's a ghost? Make it bro.
Make it rain check. How would you I'll say this?
How would you want to test? If he's a ghost on a pokum, have
you make a a bronze roll? Okay.
That is higher than my number, so mmkay.
So you go to poke me. Wax the finger away from that.
Don't touch me. Okay, fair enough.
But are you a ghost or not? No, I'm not a ghost.
My name is Baby. Face Nelson.
That is exactly what it goes would say, what are you doing on
this ship? Hiding from from the police.
You never heard of Baby Face Nelson.
Maybe you know me by my nickname, I'm baby-faced.
George Nelson. Oh shit, have we heard from God?
Hang on. Hey you the baby-faced?
George Nelson? Yes, IV, Babyface.
George Miller everyone. See my poster you're Infamous.
I made it. Absolutely incredible.
I'm wanted on every planet. I'm Finn Johnson nominee for
Galactic president that we come. He like shakes your hand.
I know who you are. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
takes one to know one, the it would be.
I I mean, I say it, sounds like we could really help each other
out. You could vote for me.
I could pardon you, you know, the powerful friends are
powerful places, you know, well, that would solve all my
problems. Hell that's about in the
solution. I was going for.
Well, obviously, that's what I do.
I'm a mover and shaker. What are you out?
What is he on? The run from the police police
but like why sting I'm a very notorious Bandit.
I am wanted on every planet except for one.
What you want on your 10? I did the new one at this opened
up aftermath Brand new. Love that outfit.
That's a great song. Brand new planet, brand new
government hasn't gotten around to naming people who are wanted
yet. So I'm going there to just like
start a new life. Right.
Like act like a good life. Like a life of not been
obtained, you like leans in really versus a rich life.
I've stolen so much money, he leads you out of the engine room
in the thing, opens up a random like door.
It's like in this room is normally where you would keep
all the am over this ship, right?
He opens it was like, piles of precious metals currencies that
you've from all across the Galaxy.
All sorts of stuff here with another doors.
That this would be your first aid kit.
Not be more. It's all my money.
He like keeps Earning doors that would have had important stuff.
He's like, this is for first aid, this is for your stuff to
fix the ship. This is for repairs.
I replaced all of the non-essential things with money.
All we have on this ship now is the flying of stuff and guns and
my money guns specifically without ammo yeah but some don't
need ammo. There's an ion cannon for
example that runs on energy. Do we have Banerjee?
If I check you can tell I'm not a pilot I just hit on the ship
but yeah, I mean it's got one. Great.
All right. Do you know where the ship is
going? Because I don't think it's going
to where you think it's going? Well, I got on the ship someone
was driving it. I don't know what happened to
that person. Next thing I knew we should we
do oh you stole me. So we just double stolen.
Yeah. Now it is now that I that yep we
did, Ricky stole the ship. I wouldn't phrase it like that.
If the Sonata I think we commandeered the ship.
Important, Galactic president presidential business, are you
able to come and do your ships and you're not?
What's your current title? Nominee.
So you have it like held office. You're just a guy running for
president. Oh, I'm I can assure you.
I am more than qualified for the job.
Yes, yes, definitely, thanks 100%.
What? So George could be goalie joj.
You can call me George. I prefer you call me George.
So, Troy, its tummy, we're going to Old New York.
Oh, I'm in, I'm incredibly wanted.
They're like, wow, no, they hate me there.
Okay. And whereabouts, would aftermath
be in relation to Old New York? She is he like, pulls out his
The phone, it's my space. My phone is just like like
looking it up and he's like, hey according to my space map app,
it would be about four or five, light-years with.
So aftermath used to be a different planet.
Do y'all remember a correct? Sia go said no, he doesn't
corrects the adopted. Correct.
See I got like hammered by all those like meteors and stuff.
And writes the whole civilization out.
So some people came back and built a new one on top of that.
So if you never correct, Thea is, it's very correct.
Sia was, it's called aftermath now how how many people are on
aftermath? I've right now.
I mean, it's going up every day. Last time I checked the take
care of us somewhere in the like a couple thousand range, but
they've already elected their governor of that planet.
And they've got, you know, they're building stuff there.
So yeah, it's moving. And then pulls out like this,
like space list and like, you feel like trying to go through
all the planets and he's like, doesn't have aftermath on there,
right? Yeah, it's not.
It's not on there yet. It's brand-new.
I think. So.
This is this week. Yeah, he goes through all of
these things and then he like stops and then you can hear the
Colts wearing. It's like we should go to
aftermath. I think we really need to help
George out. And there might be two or three
thousand. People who have never heard the
name Finn Johnson and that is the tragedy tragedy and then we
go real on them there. What was that Sky?
That's the real disaster. They haven't heard of you yet.
Has Sky not been listening on like the intercom to this whole
conversation. Long hallway, dad's like cooing
in. I'm just like have one headphone
in the other one's got like Mega Death or some shit Sky.
I don't know where you stand, like, you know, more Orleans all
this. I mean, we did just well you
stole the ship. So I'm yeah, like the criminal
guy on here. We're transporting a fugitive
now. All right.
Now, I don't stand any where I'm sitting, okay there.
Yeah. Okay.
Did you want to like chart? A course for aftermath no big
deal at all. So, I guess I'm never gonna get
to Old New York, huh? Next, we can go there next.
I think it'll be too late by then honestly, I think I'm going
to get fired from his Gig. If I don't, I'm already late, I
think the world hasn't the world.
The galactic championship for a Go Fish started already.
Yeah, get it up on the space twitch and that's how she there.
I'm supposed to be. No, my, no way.
Maybe she's dead. No fucking way.
You're Antonio Antonia Polonius, gotta guard.
It's my first gig with her was supposed to be and I got on the
phone. Forget, I got.
We got, we just missed it posters of her on my wall.
When I was a kid, just really good at like, Go Fish.
She say she was gonna take it again this year for, like, the
seventh year in a row. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't
put it past her. I was so excited and I thought
only learn how to count because of her.
Yeah. Right.
What And now look at, you know, who's winning anyway?
I don't know. But I haven't seen Antonia yet.
Do you think? I mean, she hired me because
like there were people trying to take her out of the game so
maybe if I wasn't there. Yeah, it's the most dangerous
game. Is it?
My friend is dead. It's dead.
I mean, she's not a bad lot of money on this goldfish
tournament so like, yeah, like so much currency right?
Don't worry. Yeah, Simone so much currency
down on this one. I could imagine.
Imagine if someone else may be had from like a Papal hit on her
baby that's my favorite one me about this.
No, no, no, no. Don't worry, there is no way
Antonia bolonia is dead right? She is way too valuable at most
at most delicate after, but that someone of a finger or two
maybe, well no I wouldn't want to compromise that.
Go Fish is evolving out of our pinky toes.
Anyway so like maybe they, you know, it's like that they do.
I need those anymore. Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Okay. Well I think your voice comes up
behind to the it's true. I got rid of mine years ago.
George. No one asked you.
This is a private conversation. Fuck off.
You're not a friend yet. Wait, are we friends?
I like all you guys are like my best friends.
Honestly, I've never got close to him.
Oh my God. Me, too.
Yeah, okay, good. Great.
So then who cares about Antonia Vilonia right?
I'm turning over a new Leaf. We're gonna go to whoa whoa
maybe maybe too far I mean I care a little bit okay but like
she's the reason I'm going for presidency.
She's talking with you can if you believe in yourself there's
nowhere. You can get a young lass from
the middle of nowhere competing. Not only in the Goldfish
tournament in the world but then winning multiple back-to-back
championships including the have a markup year after year.
I mean she is an Operation. Okay.
And the fact she did it while raising 19 children.
I mean, she's just, she's incredible.
And the fact that they are, yeah, they are now competing
against her in that time. She slammed.
Don't her own kid to win. Something are so much ladies.
A she's family trauma. She's honestly, I can't I know
and this is my favorite. The work she's done for.
For women and then, briefly that weird phase where she did a lot
of work against women and then she like, sorted out and came
back again, so I didn't even know.
And then, before I knew it, I was like swept up in like, just
Antonia bolonia, you know? Yeah, I know.
That's what they. That's what they call a galactic
president. I'm not sure about that, but to
be fair, she ran away would vote for her because God, she's
having her thighs. All four of them yes Antonia
volodya the multi limbed goddess of Go Fish multi limbs mountie
so we've changed course in high on the way.
But Antonia bolonia is so goddamn important to me.
But if you needed to go there, first I'd be willing to
Sidetrack. My whole thing, and risk,
everything to save her. Oh my God Scott.
Did you hear that back? On course.
I don't bury mosa. I've never felt closer to anyone
George than I did to you. Right now the way you're putting
your life online and all the old your goals on hold to save that
which we hold most. Dear Antonio, I will protect you
all with my life. If you will, all protect Antonia
bologna, has lives with your with your life and her children,
but like to replace just the two ones.
The good one George kept his hands.
Zhun fins face. Looks him dead in the eye and go
if they catch me and old new New York, I am destined for the
death penalty. I am not dead serious.
About this only thing that is that is a sacrifice that I am
willing to make it be kind of badass, right?
If I went out like that bad guys, I mean baby face, George
Nelson gets the chair for his exploits who would saving the
most beloved athlete and The entire galaxy.
Exactly. Who would you rather die for all
you would for a long time? I thought it'd just be me, go
out of my turns, like I've outgrown the name baby face.
They call me George now, but yet the opportunity in front of me,
here might make my life worth it Sky.
Yeah. Are you ready to do this?
So ready? That's right.
One of those seeds. Like just like A 40-point turn.
It's really painful when you going in the other direction and
they were like it's just actually like 15 years.
Sorry, Miss Sky, would you mind turning the ship around again,
this guy absolutely free rent or near bologna has sake.
As you have to turn this ship around you see aftermath in the
rearview mirror. Oh my goodness kind of just kind
of like blowing past it George's.
Looking out the window longingly and whispering to himself doing
the right thing George. This is the thing you have to
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Is there like an entertainment room that we have, like, a big
screen of, like, the past games. Oh, that's what there would have
been an out and replace it with currents.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
He like grabs your hand like they do in those Soviet posters
and they're like, oh, you are right?
My brother amazing. There's not more connected to
anything in my life. I used to have a gang that I was
with from like, my teenage years and I feel more connected to you
guys know. We are, we are your gang now,
and I'm gonna like pound my chest twice with my fist.
We are your guests now so sky, is it?
Of course for old new New York. Let's see what I can pull out of
my hat here. So, you know you there there
there's there's a there. So I'm assuming that knowing
where the competition is, you, you're able to land on the,
like, the pre-approved helipad here for it and security officer
kind of walks up to the, I don't know driver side window of the
spaceship, and it's like name, Hang on Simone.
Yeah, I wasn't talking to you. Hey, yeah, I'm Simone.
I'm supposed to be The Bodyguard for Antonia bologna and I'm God.
Okay, good. Yeah, they told us you might
show up. But wow!
Wow, well I got the wrong number.
I got confused, the numbers I reverse them in my head and you
know, but I'm here It happens. A lot.
It happens. Quite a lot.
Now with now we've introduced those new numbers.
Have you met a failure? He's running.
Hi, I'm Finn Johnson know. They Circle back to celebrity
coming up. Well, you know, we like to make
the rounds and check on everyone and make sure they feel listened
and heard too. How you doing today?
Has anyone asked you how you're doing today?
No, no. What I care me.
Right, you know. Wow, that's wow.
That's okay. What's up?
What what, what What's your name, son?
My name is. I'm the I am notorious Pi G.
Well, do you mind if I call you Pi G?
You sure. Not.
Many people call me by my last name all except it just to get
the spelling of that, PE a third.
GE write it down IG, don't get it.
Mixed up. First name notorious so Pi J.
Save that we have disguised George and like at him in a
disguise or we leaving him on his the shit in a disguise.
Hi guys. I don't think we should reasons
mainly because it also makes Grant do a little bit more work
if he's with the DM works for it.
In general, the see if you can, you can sufficiently disguise
him. Okay.
I was a, it was a five and it's lower than my number.
Okay, so okay. So do you have disguised good
old baby face? George Nelson but not super.
Well, he has. He is wearing one of Finn's
shirts that he packed with him for the trip and has a drawn on
mustache. Sounds.
Right. That's it without that is that
is pretty boy. Pretty boy leather.
That is that it's a pretty boy leather shirt.
So like, authentic, provide it. Yeah, yeah.
There's only 44 of those in the Galaxy so don't don't don't fuck
that up. I'm gonna make your brains role
for notorious for me quick, the character who definitely had a
number of pre assigned to it. Obviously made based on what I
know for him so far. I think I think Finn's Finn's
whole thing was to basically Really distract him overwhelming
like with lots of focus on him so that he's not paying
attention to what he should be doing.
Well, good news, if even if he did have a good brains number it
was higher than that. So so he does not recognize
George and is very easily distracted by Finn.
All right, Finn has beautiful eyes.
Has anyone really do? Beautiful eyes?
Yeah, get lost in them. Just, yeah.
Just stare. As I like Usher George passed
him notorious was I start to glaze over.
If he can get lost in those eyes boy, He Is We zoom in to meet
Ortiz as mine. He's a little boy with a pig.
Snout, he's a pig alien surprise, he's just a walking
walking around the mom, mom the eyes these plate not paying
attention anymore. Zoom back out of her.
Is green. You've all sufficiently snuck
past League. Hockey Haley is just stunning
that with a 20 currency, note, and a little thing that says
vote for Finn when he comes to, that'll mean a lot to him.
Okay. So you so you enter the the, the
Go Fish Championship conference Hall.
They built a whole stadium for this.
You can see a whole bunch of tables, a whole bunch of combat
and sitting in there. There's a girl waiting area the
the The Stadium seats itself. No immediate visual on Antonia
though yet. So go fish though is like
Blitzball, right? So they will play in this
massive sphere of water that suspended in the middle.
Oh I knew I really hard game but they are all in the middle.
Yeah. But they can seemingly breathe
unlimited amount of Time for no discernible reason, it's never
mentioned and the plot. Yes.
And it has a deliver you. He looks like they're, they're,
they're in there they're putting like, you know, seven of spades
on the big graph and I do you have a seven and they're like,
go fish, fish flies out of Integrity fighting.
It's just that one thing over and over again.
All the spectators are like sweating and they're like
fighting with each other as people get eliminated.
It's very, it's a very dangerous game.
This moment. Lots of people betting.
Yeah, like an elderly squid looking alien-like frontal,
another piece of paper because the fish was wrong.
That he better. Damn it.
They spy go hits fan because he turned I blow it up your ass and
this walks away, right? You are sir vote for Finn.
From a distance. Thank you.
Don't talk about Finn like that. It's alright.
You just gotta get in their heads and then then comes the
boat day. I see so much from you guys.
So did you great day for me? It's a great.
Gotta be like a VIP or something or like where the players stay
hid. I guess I should be heading over
there. Looks like you're the door.
Girl is this like a, is this a door that opens by itself or do
I need to hand? Like, it's a handles but you
need a key. Oh shit.
Wait a minute. It is a VIP room after all.
I know how to lock pick things. This whole time, all the doors
we've had. It is one of my for Boones
that's great. Well, I already on it.
Wait wait wait wait. One of your Boons was
lock-picking specifically yes really specific.
I made all of my Boons disgustingly vague so I can use
them for All Occasions. Oh don't worry.
One of my a lot of my bones are very vague to like pilot is
vague physical. Really flexible is Vegas.
Fuck yeah. Reads faces really well is my
third being so nice. I like that.
I've been thinking face. It doesn't like her.
So I am prepared for this. Yeah.
Great roll it. You have your lock-picking gear.
You know how to do it. Like 3D TENS for me.
Hell yes, I'm going to assume this is the brains roll.
God. No no.
I rolled a six which is on my Number great.
But I also rolled a four and a zero is zero tetanus.
I always forget 0 is 10. Yeah, okay, so 10 is still over
my number, so that's two successes one of which is on a
roll. Okay, great.
Well then you are able to be add one failure, right?
Yes, but your honor. Okay, so so you are able to lock
pick it. And you're even able to catch on
to the fact that there's a an alarm that goes off, if it gets
locked picked. So you deactivate that Oh yeah,
I'm has you doing that famous? Just shaking hands, and fins,
and tentacles and things like welfare needs a vote for.
I love Go Fish, massive fan of of Antonio Valencia, some other
security guards. Like it was the politics fries,
though, not that off. Hey, I'm listen, I'm just a
member of the Antonia bolonia Abalone is okay.
We're at we're a tribute act, his Simone and Sky.
The three of us are here to support her where her groupies
Abalone is we also happen. I also have a.
Did they running forgot to president?
Hi, friend Johnson. Nice to meet you and pop Palms.
20 currency of the, this person is like, as well.
So, the security guard, he looks at his hand, a list of videos.
I don't get paid enough, whatever matter you would, if
you vote for me, get a raise yours units.
Like huh. Exactly keeps unions raise
minimum wage health care for all the most liberal piece of shit.
You could imagine. Let me come on, let's go.
Look, I run on the platform left is best.
Wait, grunt Helens. How much politics do you want me
to put in this? That's my politics.
I'm into it. This is a hello leftist podcast.
Rousing speech for socialism and you you enter the IP room.
You see a handful of the other players and bodyguards and and
yet no Antonia no Antonia bolonia.
This is not looking good for us guys.
I know where her. Where is she, I'll go up to I'll
just kind of announced into the, into the room.
Hello everyone have you seen Antonia Antonia?
Bolonia a large alien rushes at you and covers her mouth and
say. Oh I freaking I go into like a
like a fighting stance and then I like throw my arms out.
So like all of you know so that sky and Fin and George are
behind me. You yeah, Marshal Boone, right,
well too, for me I do to bronze martial Master.
That's a, that's a 10. Okay?
One is my number sorry, let me get closer.
One is my number and 1 is a 10 so that's higher.
It's supposed to be lower, right?
And bronze with the underlying you rolled your number, right?
So you're able to like, you know, back him off, protect me
guys, you don't hurt him or anything, you know, I'm over.
I'm just like you're just like whoa, I know what I'm doing
there. Yeah, don't mess with me right?
So by he's a but listen though. Okay, and now Molina and Tony is
missing. No, you said Tony is missing.
Do you know? Do you know who may have choked
her? Did anyone see him today?
Yes. Do you want to tell me?
Do will die? I will die.
We who's gonna die. We oh my God!
Oh my God. And I'll kind of uh, sure.
I don't have a low volume. We have just met.
Why did you forward? Then we Jesus.
Lives down for Antonia. Yeah.
But there's layer locked up under there.
Well, good. Going in the closet.
George Taps on your shoulder and you're doing great.
Thanks, George. I mean getting shot is one
thing, but Seven Minutes in Heaven, not about not the alien
and puts his head, his head in his own thing goes no, no,
you're right for Antonia. Let's go big man.
Waits okay. So what is she is she in the
closet to have to get her out of the closet or oh my God.
I know is this turning into like a, you know, like a metaphor.
Yes. Yeah.
Okay. Well sometimes you know, I don't
know like we have already changed when the future, it's
space. Everyone's like that least some
kind of day. Now, it's not worth all this.
We're out of closets to come out of, I love it.
Okay. So we should have tied up in the
closet like how do it. Okay.
So he like reaches into his pocket and pulls out a notepad.
Okay. And he like, you know, take some
ink from his tentacle and like those kind of Scrolls on it and
he rips it out and hands it to you.
And then walks away and looking very like cautiously over his
shoulders. I would like to read the note
and yes Ramon can read. I thought maybe I wasn't sure, I
wasn't sure. We feel like she could read you.
Look at the note and it says two things.
The first line says, give up on Antonia the the second line says
beavers, says what Beetlejuice Beetlejuice do?
I have to like, say it three times or something If anyone
wants to make a brains rule, is that if they know anything about
Beetlejuice. And I spelt weird.
It's spelled like, the, the, the band, The Beatles and then,
like, orange juice. I hate you and that it's like
literal Beetlejuice, I won't I'm literally looking around for
juice at this point that is a 10 which is over my number sick so
you're not familiar with the name but you remember you have a
criminal with you. George you ever, you ever heard
of ever heard of Betelgeuse? Oh, oh, oh, that's not great.
That is, that is the most dangerous gang in the Galaxy.
I applied to be part of them and I wasn't scary enough for
nothing. I get intimidated, pretty
easily. You're pretty scary.
Thank you. I'm very notorious George.
You're you're a legend. Wait, you show me you should
meet my new friend notorious b.i.g.?
A outside. I think the two of you were
going on really well, I believe they'll goal was to sneak me
past him if he has been top. I think about it.
Yeah. It's got a point.
So, okay, from what I can glean here, Beetlejuice, the gang got
into the go fist, tournament and either have Antonia or a killed
Antonia and given the skittishness of that guard.
I would probably guess have because if she was gone and
like, they wouldn't be acting like that, right, right.
Can we like look around the room?
Does anybody see him suspicious or do they all seem like afraid?
Oh, that's funny. Yeah, you can make it, rain
check For me. I don't know why I read faces
really well. Yes, yes, yes.
And so that's higher than my number, that's good, right?
Yeah, that's good job. So you're looking around the
room. You see a few famous go Fisher's
here and there there is one particular contestant.
You don't recognize from previous tournaments.
Everyone watches the Go Fish tournaments.
It's like Wimbledon. But there's there's one you you
see who's a little bit of smaller alien kind Similar to
the ones you saw back in the garage.
But like little bit different, you know, just a little taller,
looks a little sketchier keeps looking to and fro definitely
looking at the person who was talking to you a lot, so, I'll
tell Finn, he's like There's only one thing for it.
What we're gonna have to get me into that tournament.
I'm gonna have to play. For Antonia, and we're going to
sit here. We're going to play 30 rounds of
Go Fish. I can do it.
I'm ready? I'm ready.
I've been training for like my whole life.
I was kind of thinking is he? And I'm gonna like, I'm like,
don't look don't look. Don't look right now.
But like over there and I'm gonna do like a head.
You know, that's it looks instantly know.
The thing, you know, we're very suspiciously looking at this
person that we're not supposed to be looking at this guy.
That guy. Oh, George Because eyes like
that is a person of Beetlejuice. You know them, he likes Quince
and he's like really bad eyesight for some reason, I'm
not running last. What we are talking about food,
put think I would put in this fake mustache.
Makes it hard to see why don't you make it so long and curly
all the way up here? Every time he blinks it like,
get into like it's eyelashes like it.
As a hitman. Getting worse and worse here?
No, that's good. Well for us.
No, that's great. Why is it great Hitman There are
so easy to just pay him or he was okay.
Well, that's got a point. He's kind of hi.
I'm Fred Johnson. How you doing the alien?
Like Snap looks at you another fine jaysus yours and access
fellow, aren't you? What's he doing here?
Do you play Go Fish? I'm just here to play.
Go Fish. That's all I am doing.
Oh right. Okay, because I had it under my,
you know, knowing an extensive. Hi.
I'm Ben Johnson trying to collect enough money.
I have an extensive, just what I'm on the list.
You're on the list. I'm on the go first this time.
Legitimate, well, it's no. It's just, I just wanted to
touch base with you and make sure, you know, I like to see
new faces around the block, and you have a good game out there
today, I'm sure you're gonna do really well and he gives me.
When T give them 20 cards. Okay, I will while they're
talking, I'm going to grab sky and make our way over to the
closet and just see if we can like Look at it or maybe picked
it up, see if it's, I don't know.
If it's locked. Sure, Jerry inconspicuously.
If sky is okay with that. Sorry, I heard grab sky and go
to closet and then I turned off. But yeah, Seven Minutes in
Heaven. Finally.
With absolutely. I need a hero context, guys.
All aboard. So yeah, youyou head to the
closet, it opens automatically. Okay.
Is it as a closet as we would expect in this sci-fi Universe
of ours the light inside of the closet turns on automatically.
You see shelves, you see snacks you see decks of cards all
wrapped in plastic obviously and you see a door on the bottom of
the on the floor, gasp door to say, I do her on the floor or on
the floor and I'm just standing with my back to the closet,
keeping an eye out while Sky investigates the floor, do or
the flow of my favorite perfume by God.
Did you did you know my father? He was a daughter all floor
salesman. I love and hate us and keep it.
Would you have a chair and also the worst to walk?
Dear listeners, even know, this is the first time we've all met.
I know the chemistry is real vibrant.
Let me let me let me investigate the door here is roll.
Sure. I'm going to use my my honor
roll die because I think this up a little bit, I don't know if we
explain that to are ya ever hit your number you get an extra
dice that you can use later. It's kind of like rolling
inspiration. Okay, cool.
I rolled a seven and a nine follow.
Okay, shit, opens right up. Oh, yeah, so good.
The the door opens right up and it looks like a big long suit.
Suit that goes for miles down. Really dark in there.
Oh, shoot. You're getting me.
You're giving me like underhanded throw Really Gonna
like throw me a fastball there now.
And then long shoot all the way down miles miles long as dark as
hell. Does it have a ladder?
No, it's just a tube going all the way down.
Oh so it's not a ladder it's a shoot, I understand fuck you
right? You asked I sure fucking did
Chief is my sister folks. Well, I guess we're gonna wait
for Finn to finish his goldfish game.
This game together, right? Yeah, I think we know what's
going on. And then looks at this guy and
goes, I mean, I just really wanted to get to know you and,
and so you out and hey, I mean, you're a champion, I'm an
amateur player but Hell, that's help you get in the zone.
Let's just put you say, Playa Playa casual, casual trying to
think of a fun way to say around for Go Fish.
That's not just around the fuck. Magical, casual caste scheduled
caste. Yeah, maybe I'll reel you in.
He's like looking around. If I'm looking at his body
guard, the body cards like a strug's.
It's like okay, okay. Yeah, they've been shakes.
The bodyguards hands, like I fed fed Johnson and Simone takes
like a defensive stance when The Bodyguard, like, reaches out to
shake his hand. That's right.
Don't watch it. I do like the eyes, like, I'm
watching you. The body comes like I'm watching
you. Okay.
This is really awkward thing where they just keep going back
and forth, no way. Dry cleaning is hence, intense
eye contact with each other. Just keeps em.
I got you, Simone has blinking, one eye at a time, so that like,
she never has to take her eyes off of him.
So, great hole over here. Here's how I think we're gonna
have to do this Jack. So, the first thing I'm gonna,
hey, what's up? Brian, I'm inventing a new thing
for your game. First thing I want this.
I'm sorry that I brought go fishing to the The game
everyone. Don't you dare, don't you dare
apologize? This is the best thing grunts
like thank fuck. I'd I haven't planned anything
about a game that's been around for thousands of years instead
of. Yeah pushing forward and here's
how we're gonna play it Jack I need you to little 5D tens five.
What kind of man? Do you think I am?
This is another your hand. Interesting.
The, The Hitman will see you and goes the Challenger can go
first. How do you play Go Fish?
You ask me if I have any of a certain number.
Like, do you have any fours, you have any threes?
I'm one of my trying to do, just take them away for trying to get
my cards. You're trying to get books of
cards in that if you have. Oh fuck it.
Let's say three you win. I was going to say because we're
making this up. Yeah so he say let's call it.
There's no deck that we're going to be drawing from right?
Yeah. How's the ones?
We're I mean the game would go. Fish takes a really long time.
Efficiency, we are going to save.
This is a best of three. Okay.
Whoever has the most cards wins. Okay.
And I'm going to roll three brains checks to try and read
his mind. Oh yeah, that alerts you that
sure is one success. Okay, was I can read his mind
but it's About how attractive he is.
Defend not much right, exactly. Exactly what I was gonna say.
So like he's got a really great poker face.
He's put sunglasses on. He's just like he's giving and
you nothing first date. Do you have he leans in his
billfish? A fuck.
Famously terrible. The coefficient player.
He he like zeroes in on you and goes.
Do you have any sevens? Go fish?
Oh no, that's a huge deal. Guards.
Whisper goes like, Oh my God, they both blew it on the first
round of the. Second one is became so
important for high stakes. Go Fish.
Do you have any pain? He, he looks up from you.
Like stop, the sunglasses pop off.
And goes. Yes, I have three tens.
Whoa, gives you all three. You have three tens.
Yeah, I did. I have two tens.
That gives me 5. Tens.
You had a give a full suite and then some that bad.
Yeah I have a full pool for pool of 10.
Men like everyone starts like cheering like crazy, like that's
a whole sweep. He can't come back from that.
There's no way he liked by his head in his hands and I can't
win. Nothing, I can do and makes me
win. Now, I can't get my dad's back.
You'd like to come do though George rapidly tapping on your
shoulder and goes, dude, you have winners privilege.
Ask about Antonia fan leans over prices.
One hand on the desk and the other hand on the desk.
Please lations nice. He's really still covered.
Be closed goes. Where is that?
Tonyia he like this. Do you like this street?
Like a big animated like Billy. Scream, like lines going up?
Like sweats profusely like bangs his head on the table card.
They were flying everywhere, right?
Cards, everywhere life points, down to zero, all that fun stuff
and he just looks at you and like leans in Whispers and goes,
she's down the Chute and then he passes out, okay, Antonia, no.
So So when when Simone, here's that, she's just going to go
this way and she kind of like gently moves Sky out of the way
and goes down the Chute, it's like a magic.
You like pick me up by my arms and I want to say that I want to
go headfirst and hands first and try to do like a cool flip when
I come out of it. Well then you got to make a
bronze medal for that. All right, here we go.
Starting at the top of the shoot being like Jesus, dr. 11, I
don't remember. It's the coolest thing you ever
did. See a shame but you do it with a
cloth around their mouth. Oh shoot.
And she's like mmm. Antonia Antonia and I'll run
over. And I don't know if everyone
else was coming down but I'll start with no one else is
coming. Okay cool, I'll Cannonball down.
Okay. Sky cannon balls down Finn and
George's reveling in their success of winning goldfish.
So we have two people down here and wants to jump.
Jam. It's not shaking hands for real
actually that is that? Yeah, I mean I feel like so one
of fins Baynes is that he's got to be center of attention.
I feel like he's currently center of attention where he is
right? Can't I think, I think he's
going to be canvassing laughing, John I'd be playing Go Fish.
Since I was a little on. You guys are amazing spiration.
Ah, Bellamy Floyd and you're a great.
You've been amazing. That's really amazing.
I'm amazing. You're amazing.
Ha ha. Ha Johnson.
Wow, we should talk about that. Wow.
Great for Finn's career. It really hits this one.
It. Yeah, okay.
So I am untying Antonia bolonia. So you're untying Antonia.
Bolonia first, I'll take the thing out of her mouth sky, are
you helping? I'm kenning.
Bawling down the Chute so I'm in transit.
So I will help when I get there. Okay, let's say you're there
because I want to use a little mechanic here from starships and
settlers. This is the working it together
mechanic. So so we're doing a test here.
There's two of you involved in doing it.
So I need you both to make a bronze roll.
All right, good thing. I'm strong.
Wrong. That is my number six is my
number. Hey all right I rolled a 9 which
is way over my six that's okay because when you roll your
number that is to successes, which is what you needed to
successfully pass this test. I'm moral support really in.
This is so yeah. I mean, really like you're in
there. You're like, you know, like, you
know, kids try to help and they're like at the bottom of
the finger lifting but you're doing all the work.
That's kind of what's going on here.
You successfully and tie and you're helping me like so it's
really great. I feel really I just feel
supported by you right now. Real home and flashlight
situation. Yeah, it's great.
She-she-she flops out of her chair.
She wraps. Her arms around, Simone.
Get me out of here before they get back here.
Yeah, how how do we get out? What it was.
There a door. Is there a door door door that
leads to a row of stairs? It was left open.
Cool. I must go that way.
We're running. Yeah, running up the stairs.
As you run up the stairs. A a huge hulking alien with a
cigar in his mouth appears at the top of the stairway was
like, take a defensive stance and I SWAT his cigar out of his
mouth. I go to D, tensor me.
That is a three and a one. Yeah, yeah.
So you are bad for you. He pulls a gun on you shit, I'm
gonna try to disarm, I'm going to try to disarm him, sick role
at Uni tens. Two into one I swear to god.
Wow. So you so he goes to pull the
trigger. It starts making noise, you
smack it out of his hand, again, spins backwards, it fires, it
goes to the door, open behind him, a gun goes off.
In the VIP room, everyone screams Phil.
You hear it? Like that's like a Yelp George
deletes into George's arms, George George Katz is things
like Fuck. I must be the guys, where do
they go? Simone said something about a
shoot and this closet but unfortunately I have a beIN
called skeletons in the closet, so I don't think think Finn
lights closets. That much George pointed a gun
on the ground. Next to an Open Door, he's like,
made me very, I knew, I kept you around George for a reason.
Let's go picks up the gun. Picks up the gun, so you're not
behind this big mobster looking Alienware rest.
In the hallway. There is a staircase Ariana
staircase. Yeah, you're fighting on the
staircase. So at Sky, Finn, I'm
encouraging, but I also want to kind of step over the CIA and
this girl here. Okay, step over.
I want to slam against the wall so sky and and and Antonio
Antonio be good to our brave rescue.
Yes, get her out of here. Well then I'm gonna yeah.
Yeah, so fin for those of you don't know was a professional
athlete. And so I think I think he's
gonna do like a flying, like a rundown and like hunt.
He wants to punt this guy down this picture down the Sara Lee.
And so, when Simone's like, I'm going to hold them against the
wall and seeing her more as like, like receiving the ball
and getting it ready for the the punter just just absolutely Mama
lies it right? And that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna run down. I'm gonna punch him.
So maybe two to ten. Yeah, to say Simone to d-10 spin
to d-10. Why, what are you doing?
Has anyone picked up the gun? It's ended up in.
Pick up the gun. I've dropped it now though, you
dropped it now that I'm gonna feel the ground.
I wanted them to be trapped. It, give me, give me give me
take it. Fins all about his feet right
now. Hell yeah.
Everyone else who these hens me here you know one and a two
great. I got a six and a two Jack.
Okay? So you successfully beat the
shit out of this guy. Like he was bigger than timid
smashed onto the ground. Keeping the back of the head
Sky, got a gun. He's just like toppling down the
stairs, like a boulder. All the way to the ground, he
falls were all while you get a Splat at the Bottom of the
stairs and Tony, it looks behind her and goes, wow, that he's
dead for sure, right? Yeah, that door survives that.
No, no. I mean, his people individuals
of his species exceptionally Hardy, that's why they take on.
These roads will be absolutely fine.
I'll save it all very sweet Mighty race, see if she puts her
arms around all of you, and I thank you so much.
That, that that Alien who so anxious tricked me.
I got thrown they want to be out of the competition as a big
prize on this one. I can finally go and get my
title back. Has everything started yet.
Am I okay to go? Yeah, I know you're a little
late but um but I'm sure they'll make an exception.
We can tell everybody what happened and you know We're just
glad you're okay. I'm here.
By was supposed to be your bodyguard by the way, I'm sure
this happened. I got on the wrong.
Hey numbers, I'm donghae numbers.
Yeah, she was here when you needed her most she shaved you
didn't she you know I agree with you but also what I needed her
most probably would have been about a couple hours ago but
it's okay. We're here now.
There's everyone absolutely no evidence that if she'd been
there you wouldn't have been camped out.
No of install it. In my opinion, the best.
Customer service is not when the company never makes a mistake.
It's when the company fixes the mistake flawlessly.
Yeah, hi nice to meet you. I'm Ben Johnson a long time fan.
Well, what while you're all conversating, I'm an important
looking man who appears in the stairway.
It doesn't come out with to be the commissioner of Go Fish.
Have we found Antonio yet? I heard there's a Ruckus down
here. She's a, she's right here, she
stays safe and mostly sound. Mostly safe.
All right, right? Let's get her out of there
because if she wasn't playing, whoo boy.
Do I lose money wouldn't want that, but you?
Hi. I'm Fred Johnson running for
Galactic president. Maybe we should talk about,
maybe I'm voting for the other guy.
I you, you are two left for me. Samantha get that a lot.
Okay, have you considered you should reconsider given the
stairs? Given this funky group of left,
he's just such saved your savior prize.
Oh, that's a small role. Both our income and grass and
doing that. Do ya.
He hands you 20 currency and was like, you know what here.
I'll donate to the campaign for tma-20 currency today.
So Antonia goes, he enters the tournament, she wins it, I
presume she's the greatest of all, I never lie, she's in her
speech is like I want to give a special thank you to Finn and
Simone and sky for saving me and allowing me to continue playing
the sport. We all love vote Fin, and then
she leaves the stage and was going crazy.
Congratulations, you got a whole stadium full of people to vote
for you. Wow, friends this whole time.
I thought I was looking for Antonia bolonia, but I think I
think this whole time I've been looking for you guys, as may
have that lovely thought you see George being stuffed into the
back of a police car. His fake mustache gone, and he
looks at you, and he wakes, and he goes, My friends that's
spaceships. Instead, he didn't.
It's it's coming incredibly soon to a nice job knew.
You'd be sure to tempted by it is so much fun.
Thank you to our special guest here today.
Jack, where can people find more of you?
Oh gosh. Well, I'm on Twitter and we've
got a podcast coming out of Dyson them coming out in 2020 23
so you can look. On Twitter app of Dyson them.
And that's you can find me on Twitter at DM of Dyson them.
But yeah, I'm honored to have you on the show.
Thank you so much area. Where can we find more of you?
You can find me on Twitter as well at adventuring underscore
re or you can follow my podcast at rainbow dice club, which also
releases the first Wednesday of January and I'm so freaking
excited. So, oh my God, that's this
Wednesday. Its neck.
Oh my God, it just this once a technically.
Yes again, thank you all for playing here with me today.
This was a whole lot of fun. And he's with Duarte self in
what you doing. I mean, I just trying to think
of what Brian's going to say when we figure out that
actually, even though we're using his brand new supplement
with all new set of rules, Is that we've actually spent the
entire time chatting shit, and playing Go Fish, fin fin.
Last up with a design for. I don't know what it is.