So, you're coming out of a hole and you see a glut, like a
gloved, like a cowboy gloved hand reaching out towards you
and you look up and you see a rabbit, wearing a cowboy hat.
What are y'all doing here? Ask the same thing of you sir
and also who are you such disrespect?
That's play. Where water ship has played with
Playboy what I do now guys. This is cool.
all these been told the work on the words, I say, Playboy.
I'm mr. Watership hiding.
I must say it's it's a pleasure to meet you.
This is just her. I mean, I've often said to me,
Mom posit a, I think of myself, as the Playboy Watershed of the
sky, just Gary 15, what on Earth.
Hey. Right.
Thanks for being here, right? In the nick of time, he
gestures. He was destroyed house.
Sorry, I'm kind of slow these days.
So, yeah, we're what happened to you play board Watership.
Where have you been? I've been hiding out in bunny
Marie. Yeah, ever since I got a big
scratch, the back of his neck is like, you know, the TV
interviewer. They called me out for being a
liar. So, if I haven't been able to
show my face much cool. And I believe, God,
Number one priority. This is.
Where do you recognize anything from the dragon?
Oh, I probably should. Yes, can I can I make a
perception? Yeah.
It's like, am I close enough to see?
What to what is on this Dragon? Why certainly you may make a
perception. All right?
The whole point of kind of the whole 20.
Not now Patera see to endure T20 business.
Okay. So you've got a bit of a
hero-worshipping thing apparently, huh?
Just a little bit. So you know you're standing next
to Playboy or kind of zoom in on falling you're thinking of all
those stories of of coral in and Playboy together you're looking
for that tattoo that you remember, and sure enough.
There it is know as the dragon turns around after aiming for
the Guard Station. We don't know what happened
there yet but You can very clearly see a very faint.
Like I'll barely noticeable but for a dirty 20 notice on the for
you outline of a rabbit's head. Hmm.
A doctor. He's odd.
My see it too. Mmm, yes.
So that, that your mom. Okay, so we may do downstairs
downstairs, right? Downstairs?
If it's my mom and my theories, right?
None of us can beat her. Not even this fucker.
He gestures a Playboy, they win. Now, let's not use fat language.
What I mean? Well, we can't stay here.
We're literally out in the open. So, let's go downstairs.
Yeah, we're gonna go to the room.
I showed you guys earlier economic shrink into myself a
little bit, like the moon now we're are we going to be safer
in the room? Hi, this a hard to say, then the
Worm. But I will say you like
begrudgingly looks over to the the rabbit.
We are safer with Playboy here. In theory.
Can you still shoot? Yep.
I can still shoot hyunsoo Chiefs.
His pistol gun ownership is very famous for being a gun-slinging
hair. He he shot the Mind.
Flayer all those many years ago and he still carries that
pistol. He used to defeat that great
evil. I say its name is Jack the
pistol. Yeah.
Is the dragon far enough away that are we in any sort of Idiot
danger at the moment. I went to the drag of the great
end of the lon and if your input if you're in a, he's odds
bedroom your about a good 70 feet away from it.
All right, what we got here is really convenient.
All right. So the bolt.
Yeah. So let's bolt, we both yeah,
false. Oh, so he's a kind of goes to a
part of the bedroom, isn't the for still Stone and mostly
intact and of his beds. Destroy the curtains are gone.
But the magic that was making it look elaborate as very much
soda. Destroyed.
But he does move a stone from the floor and you can see
another staircase going down. Yeah.
All right follow. Oh yeah.
Follow as I'm trying to stand as close to as close to Playboy
warship is possibly when I say to them.
Well I mostly just want to ask, I want to try to see if I can
charm him into letting me hold his pistol, okay?
Yeah. When you say to him huh, our
Playboy, I must say I've been And for us, as long as I've been
alive, you're just you're the Pinnacle of humanity for or
Mastiffs, a insists on society. We I really just I you just have
to say and what you do as a gunslinger I just I admired it
so much. It didn't you mind at all?
If I hold your pistol just for a moment just to feel it in my
hands. Yeah you have maker persuasion
roll. My guy. 23.
Lot of people saying a lot of things about me in the paper and
the news and Yeah, you can then you can hold Jack.
All right, so he pulls out the pistol and he puts it in your
hand. Alright, it's heavier than you
were. Anticipating is heavier than I
anticipate but there's there's nothing more to it and I thought
there was gonna be more like a flush of emotion like the
feeling of like now that I've met my hero and like this is
this is the tool in which he is so successful is now, it's kind
of like you feel like upon your shoulder and he's like the thing
about Weapons is a there ain't nothing to him everything about
weapons, or magic or skills is all in the user.
So the gun in my hand is super powerful but if I placed it in
someone else's might not feel so special.
I see you might say the top. What?
Dont need the weapon. You yourself are sufficient your
minds, the weapon son. All right.
Good to meet you. What's your name?
My name is Taylor one. You must be from northern quacks
than I reckoned. That I be that.
Yeah, I'm one of my good friends is from northern quacks.
Oh yeah. We'll be that the only I think I
know like one big thing. Right.
Right.
Then that big blue thing out
there. Yeah.
Got it. Is that her?
Yes. Or did you not see the tattoo?
Well, here's your guy. Thanks hope.
I don't gotta use it. So you continue down the
corridor that and fern. You are currently next to izzat
who has he's a purple dragon, but he's like it.
A little lighter purple right now with the knowledge of who
the dragon is that he's been eerily quiet, he's been very
chatty before but he's just been very stoic.
Wide-eyed walking down the hallway with you guys.
You did okay not not doing great and talk about it buddy need
this is like the longest hallway in history.
So dangerous. But you, okay.
I haven't seen her in 21 years. And now she's that and I don't
know what to do about that. I have the knowledge of what she
is and I don't have the knowledge of what to do about
it. I feel Well honestly, I feel
like I felt when she was in my life inadequate useless now I'm
good enough and now here she is. Once again making me feel those
ways and I'm just walking down this hallway debating between.
Well, what do you do with your own mother?
Do you unleash what you've created?
It's a fight back. Do you flee?
Do you adhere to the principles you yourself founded as a way to
get over the whole situation or do I let her former best?
Friend is Suitor in the goddamn head, I don't know.
Definitely not an easy Choice among among any of those, but
I'll be lucky. Mmm, you get to be a party at
the bounce ideas off each other and debate things.
And every little secret whisper meetings.
Well, they're normally not that secret, not around me.
Anyway, keep trying to whisper when I was practically up your
ass but that's in the past as of like what 20 minutes ago, okay?
But let's just think about There is a good side.
She is still here, she didn't abandon you, you didn't.
I mean like you can at least she did though.
Okay, if you are like Transformed out of your will,
you know, mean what if it was true, what happened to her?
Yeah, I mean, she didn't do it on purpose and like, obviously,
like once shouldn't have her right mind, it's not her fault
that she didn't like call you. Could have though.
Oh my God. My mother.
There is enough stuff going on
right now. You need to be focused because
all of us, all of our lives are right now in your hands, in your
stupid tunnel. So how would you get your shit
together and you maybe try to help us?
You can go to therapy later. We met your therapist.
He's great also weird, but that doesn't matter right now.
Can you roll into the nation for right with Advantage?
I'll give you Advantage as I was like. 19.
Okay. Do you want to go in years?
Did you'll be safe in the corridor?
Honestly? It's like, you know, your
several miles underground. You're surrounded by these
barrier walls, like slaps, a wall and the sounds thick as
hell, no, Echo and reverberation know-nothings.
I so I could just go in there and do what I need to do.
Hey, you said, you've never had a party before you never had
that luxury. No, here's your chance.
Give us a chance to help you. Friendship is Magic.
Hey my therapist is good. Okay what Playboy you rocked me?
Big-time hmm. Yep.
You were supposed to promote my program and go through it and
you didn't and you lied to everyone.
Not that I'm aware. And then you never said, you're
sorry or anything or came to see me again.
Sorry, Zod. So, he puts the 50 in, and he
turns, and he starts opening very slowly and he goes, I'm
sorry in advance, and he opens the door, and it's a very dark
room. And you see, like flashes of
red, like the background you hear a roaring sound you hear
are thrashing sound cage rattling.
And as you get closer and closer in there, you see that he's on,
has captured a drag Dragonborn who's looking more Dragon than
born. He has grown Wings there in his
eyes. His eyes are like bright red,
his green scales or certain look more advanced conic and less.
Like you know, personally and tinned you should make an
Insight check. Oh gosh, 17.
Can you recognize the Dragonborn as your father?
Oh, shit. No.
Fuck you grant will say. It's very clear on full Dragon
yet. But oh man.
But he's dumping anime right there, what?
Yeah. So tins off to the side like my
dad. Yeah, I do.
Upright. Yeah, think we're out.
What are you doing? Getting out of there I can't
yet. He's a little unstable.
They'll be Firebolt. Goes over all your heads.
Well them yeah. See ya.
I was wandering around and Hudson Bay when the attack
happened and I have a theory and there was a house that had a
broken window. So I just kind of did what I do
and help myself to specimens. Way saw was using magic and that
I've met you and it clicked in my brain.
That I may have a family. What have you been doing?
Well? So I initially promised him
power to get better at his magic.
And boy, did he? Yeah and quick, he's he's very
gifted as I'm sure you are. But if I had to put a number to
it, he's probably around like level 18 and 19 with his magic
right now, and he's a not happy about it and there's no way to
stop what you're doing and and get him to be who he actually is
reverting back to my to be my father.
That's what I was trying to figure out if I'm being honest.
So, I had to figure out first. If it was the the Bloodline.
Right? And then the next step was
trying to figure out if there's a way to reverse it but I
haven't found one yet and I'm kind of hoping that maybe it's a
some sentimental magic bullshit. I'm so livid that I think I
swing my quarterstaff at him and I try to hit him across the face
mold of attack. Oh my gosh 18!
These on has a very well-trained monk.
That's hot. Not so yeah, his is a sees a
little higher than 18. So he like ducks under your
staff and he kind of comes back up and ghosts and probably
deserves that happen. You want to go.
Talk to him. And then the he feels a fist
crap. In the back of his head, it is
all fucking like flops over for a second and Playboy that's
like, I'm like, waving his hand in the air is like shithead.
I knew you were my hero for a reason.
Yeah, that that boy a ride. Not buying it.
I've known that kid since he was a baby and he's always had a
weird ambition to him. But it's is dr.
Exotic knocked out, or just he's exactly right.
Hang on the ground right now that hurt guns but he's not like
knocked out Playboy's, giving him like a little, like I'll
show you up for ya. All right, so here's the deal,
that's your pain guessing. Hmm you're gonna have to knock
some sense into him. I've been alive for a long time,
probably longer than I should have been alive for.
I'm in my 60s now. Dragons of course, or largely a
thing of the past but what they don't tell you is that there are
still some out there and every now and again one gets out.
Who do you call Playboy Watership to handle that
situation. Dragons when they hit this
state. Might still have some of their
Humanity in them. I don't know if it'll fix
nothing, but if there's any way to fix it, you might be the only
one who can. Your suggestion, I wanted to
sacrifice himself. Hmm.
Oh no, I'm saying Joe. Talk to us Paul.
Oh that's a lot easier but that sounds really dangerous.
I mean, look If I get that but yeah, he does not like people
right now. He's like rubbing the back of
his head and like you kind of like moves his his sweater.
So to show his shoulder and it's kind of like charred it's like
really doesn't like people right now.
How do you feel And we've got your back whatever you decide to
do 100%. If it's the only way to get my
power back. I guess I'll have to go talk to
him. All right.
Well, hop to it. All right.
Hey, Dad. Does the allowed draconic Roars?
What comes out of them, but he does make eye contact with you.
Bright red piercing eyes. You never seen from before?
Well, Dad, I'm not sure what to say.
Hear anything I'm saying getting through to you.
It's like a deck safe for me. Okay, that's a good sign, G3.
Okay, what's your AC 11? So Dad makes eye contact with
you. Like his eyes glow red for a
second and then he cast a lightning bolt, another
left-handed and it hits you. I do have a role for that for
damage, unfortunately, because you weren't expecting it.
What is 2 and 3 for a total of nine damage.
Okay. That's not too bad, not the
worst thing in the world, but that's just, that's just one
little thing. So you know, that happened to
you, your dad, your truck, you with lightning.
Alright, so now I'm a little more pissed.
All right, you know what? Tell him I'm sorry.
Yeah. 10 like use the memory. No, this is bullshit.
My father lied to me my entire life and now, Now, you're going
to hit me with lightning. What the hell is wrong with you?
You I played by looks that he's a great plan do this.
Hold on. Let me look here, paw, I don't
appreciate that. You lied to me when I was a kid,
but the matter of the fact is that you you're my father.
Damn it. I suppose I don't need to be
gifted by some sort of cracking, and I um, maybe this magic that
we have is actually a curse, but, but damn it.
Bob, we've been through too much together.
You raised me to be the lad that I'm a man to respect, respect
the captain and damager. The captain here, always be the
captain. Anything I'm saying getting
through? Yeah good question.
Make a guy make it could be your charisma role for me.
Just great Charisma straight, Charisma, 9, mmm, it's my dad.
Jacob mother tell you also when 9wu and I feel like that on
something. Ha ha ha.
So your dad like his eyes are like flickering my Christmas
tree bulbs if you will. And you like Shakes his head and
they runs up to the cage and he grabs it, and he rattles it
Heroes for a second. But inside that Roar you here
today, I miss him too. Papa, I miss I miss Dad, too.
You know who misses you? Not us and Sarah does.
And I know you can never, you can never forgive me for her
having destroyed the family ship.
And taken away, stairs leg and, and all the things that I did
that I shouldn't have done because I was stupid and
ignorant but damaged by what I did cause us to lose you too.
That's just damn it. I love you Pop, I Love You Leah.
Christmas. Oh my God.
You do, learn a new thing about this condition.
It seems to be channeled in on it anger, and there were some
parts of your speech that may have awoken some angry feelings
or maybe just exacerbated ones. He was already feeling during
this process. You see blazing orb starts to
appear in his hands, both of them, and they're getting bigger
and bigger and bigger bigger than they should be.
And you said, Suddenly hear he's out from the way in the back of
your stream meteor meteor. Oh you gotta move dude maybe
make a dexterity saving rule. Yeah, let's dive out of the way.
99. I'm so you both also hear him
yell meteor. Okay, can how far away is he
from me? Oh, I you're in the same room,
I'd say like maybe 10, 20 feet, maybe perfect.
How big your rooms? Let's call it an even 15.
Sir, I am gonna succumb to my base instincts.
And tank. Oh God.
Okay, you're diving in front. Nope.
Oh, what I'm doing. I am placing my echo directly
next to him. Uh-huh!
Swapping spots on it. God!
Grabbing Tim the Worman gonna try to swap back before meteor
gets cast fucking okay. Yeah, I mean yeah I don't like
you doing that. I don't know.
I mean anything right and you just do it.
No this is just this is just a speed thing.
Okay, so him I can do this before meteor cast.
Great. eight, if not where Cass it, okay.
I don't like those in your face. It's a 14.
You appear next to 10, the worm 10.
I'm sure you're stunned right now.
Yeah, you grab them. And you successfully swap.
Oh my God. Mike Echo is in the middle of
this whole nonsense. Just ready to go.
I'm ready to go. Tame the worm.
Casting meteor swarm so that you get pelted by a flaming meteor
after meteor after meteor after meteor, and you take 60 to
damage, my God, And then the wings get a little bit bigger,
the cause extends to extend the head changes, he's odd space
drop to the, we have to take the door out the door tunnel totally
yesterday. Okay.
Your dad's a dragon now for sure.
Like definitely try to punch him again.
Yeah, do it. Again.
Attack roll. So emotional, I only role of
five so you go to punch him again.
He instinctively moves his head to the left.
You punch the door, very much Ross from Friends of.
Yeah. Yeah.
When he moves his head Playboy's on the other side and Cox him in
the head again, tonch, what's going on my sword, trying to let
me get this straight. Then we got two dragons.
One of them's need a rentals. Two parental Dragon to angry
parents who have very hurt feelings towards their children.
Assuming that's what it seems to me.
The doctor is odd, dr. You sure I'm still a doctor.
I would. Yeah, you're full of shit.
Is what you are? I mean I was right for what?
It's not the time so yeah a lot of good it does is now mr.
Bad. So um, Open forum and any ideas
I could use a South shit you on the healers know.
Let me check my bag. Yeah, unfortunately Kuby you are
still with without healers that that damage is not kind of goes,
I would have had a center for that but You know, house blown
up. Yeah, I get it.
Okay, and I just kinda like crack my back.
Like, try stand up straight. You don't have any other secret
rooms with things that could kill us in here or kill them.
No, just that one that's been destroyed.
Probably you all heard the crumbling sounds I mean, I don't
want to be like the bearer of bad news, but like, can we get
these two dragons to like each other?
That's my mom. That's my dad.
I know. But I need like, look, what's
going on? You almost died back there.
You both of us did but I didn't couldn't take that twice.
No. Barely take it once.
It's kind of the design. Okay, I just don't know what can
kill a dragon? Other Dragon.
Well, I do what you're speaking of now.
I'm sorry. It's been a frustrating day.
I've fought dragons before, right?
Right, how well, you got to be skilled.
You got to be prepared, and just got to be too nastic and
diligent, also a gun, don't hurt.
Great. We're we're clearly not skilled.
We're not prepared. There's no tenacity but there,
no tenacity whatsoever. You saw what happened in there?
Hey, speak for yourself. I just took several meteors to
the everything of me. There is 20% tenacity, 10 years
are bleeding, my sit down point taken, I'm gonna sit down and
just kind of plop on my ass. Well, Okay, so that it focused
the group again but so you have a gun have again.
Don't don't kill me. Papa, don't shoot me.
Pop, another. You didn't shoot my mom, either.
I don't want to shoot either of them, but wait to dragons in the
same. City is a formula for disaster
and if they're two dragons being spurned by spot, they're from
they're going to start going in for places that are important to
y'all. What are you hate?
If your dad flew home, and Yahoo up your house?
I really would. But I've already tried talking
him down and it clearly didn't help.
Okay. Idea.
You know, in like movies, we can shoot the bad guy and they're
not dead yet, but you can cut still talk to them.
Oh, like, get them low and just like, see if you can get through
to them while they're dying. Yeah.
And maybe they can, I come out of this spell?
It's all over them but it's an option.
I don't know. It's I feel like the only way
that you can actually communicate with him and you can
communicate with your mom. Or have we considered that?
Maybe it isn't our problem, your ex adventurers.
What if we just called the police?
What am I gonna do? Like, realistically speaking be
more of them than there are of us for starters.
Okay? I'm pretty anti-cop myself.
Hey, so we clearly but like I mean it is buildings on fire.
I think the police Arnie, no one's going.
We don't know if anyone is caught on yet because they've
been pretty a slated to this area, but we don't know what
happens is. Tame God have when I called the
cops, I'm just an idea. My monkey style is literally
called The Way of the defeated. It's not meant for combat, it's
meant for inner peace and serenity and I like on a horse
shit. Does it work on dragons?
Uh-huh. Think boy, she got points ever
tested it on a big screaming Dragon because if not there's a
pretty good case study waiting for you up there.
Got two great test subjects when the try your mock me fine.
He's a storms off down the tunnel.
Wait for Dad. Are you feeling I can walk?
Sure. He's great.
You do a great job. There we better catch up to
these are before he gets eaten. All right, if she's being
carried, does that count as a short rest?
I pass out in his arms, his big, masculine arms, fall asleep.
In my friends. Get a short rest.
Yeah. Alright so Playboy in the boys,
now you go, there it is. We got there pop out of the
tunnel and you know sure enough there to very angry dragons who
have moved a little bit further than the Mansion at this point.
They're in there they're starting to fly towards the city
but have not yet begun attacking the city yet and you just see
he's all like in a full Sprint. Turn down the volume and gotta
run your Mike Richman. Feared book.
You gang what we think. There's two dragons.
Yeah. Oh, that's good.
Okay, all right, I don't know what what, what?
They're they seem too far off for us to catch him at this
point and clearly, nothing. I've done has worked on either
of those dragons, so I don't know, I need to call for help
quitting time. You do one thing.
You're bad at it. You give up No, but I'd like a
little more strength and a little more Charisma, Charisma,
just a little more. I don't know.
Maybe, maybe he should move love the lowest 10 numbers on these
mythical dice. I'll tell you what.
Ian the quittin time. And I don't think the strategy
is unsound, but if you're feeling inadequate, now, I don't
know. Maybe you should reach inside
yourself and remember, something about yourself.
It'll get you back on the horse so to speak.
That I am sufficient. Oh, that's good.
Certainly hasn't felt that way. Well, You know what I've been
doing for a year. Hmm, I've been in a Shack in a
small ranch in town and Bunny burry feeling sorry for myself,
reading old stories of my exploits less than an old bar
dunes. And you want to know what that
did for me. Hmm, Jack's shit, I got slower
right out sadder, I learned how to play the guitar and all I do
is place to add shit on it. So when he's out Told me to come
out here and figure. This Dragon situation out of
made me feel, I don't know. Useful again, and I don't know
about you, he pulls his gun out, but I am the quitting time and
jacking the quittin time for whenever I'm feeling.
Like, I had enough, I hold something important to me and
feel the weight of it. Value bet he fires in the sky.
I love it. Fireball into this idiot.
Well, it again. 19. It's now on the ground.
I know for a fact that I said get her get over it right to it.
All right, well I go Get her. What is its?
She knocked out. I'm she's on the floor.
Oh, the bullet Brothers of the ground.
Okay, and he's that's catching up with her now.
Okay. Alright.
So I've run to catch up with these on great.
All right, that, yeah, we gotta, we gotta yeah.
Yeah, we're party now. So so he's out as like body to
mouth with with quad right now. The blue dragon.
Uh-huh. And he's like, Not how I
thought. We'd, uh, see each other again,
mom. Hey, you all catch up at the
same time, he's saying this, he turned front of think of your
mantras you're a monk, right? What is it?
That helps you calm down. Okay, he turns back around and
goes I didn't need you, Mom. But I would have liked to have
you. So for the past 21 years, I've
been saying to myself that I am sufficient.
The eyebrows and he's going to do something that is exclusive
to the way of the defeated. It's called Divine acceptance.
So level, 20 monkey spell, quote-unquote.
It's a Homebrew, folks, but he's gonna he's gonna put it on there
and go. I accept you and whatever state
you're in. Even if it's this one, anything
I casted. You're going to see quads eyes
closed. And then, shoot back open and
open her mouth and see a lightning bolt start to form
inside of it. I would like to try to help him
out by casting hold monster. Is that gonna be enough?
What does that do? Choose a creature that you can
see within range of Target, must succeed.
On a wisdom, saving throw or be paralyzed for the duration.
The spell has no effect on Undead.
At the end of each, of its turns the target can make another
wisdom. Saving throw on a success to
spell and spellings on the target cool.
What DC do. Ironically on that seven teen.
I think it's my duty. Okay, well, the six.
Hey oh gosh, yeah, it's coming out of the ends of my fingers
and it's just kind of a little Sparkle, a little sharp, a shock
to it, a neon glow, if you will, and it just wraps over the top
of quad and holder. They're cool.
She is stunned and withheld. She's not liking it.
But she closes her mouth. Powerful sorcerer.
No one's. He's been defeated Playboy walks
up to her. Now, Hey girlie.
I don't got a lot of words to say but I am sorry.
Send it done. What I did, shouldn't have left
you out to dry like that and I'm sorry.
No. So your husband's a giant
asshole, furthermore, the war for a brief moment, quads eyes
flicker, kind of like, what your dad's were doing.
Mmm. And you actually see normalize
for a brief moment. The brief moment extends for a
while and the dragon opens her mouth and goes.
Hey you there. How do we get you out of it?
Are you in there or what? Looks like a mom who are these
fuckers? So yeah, give a brief moment to
see if you can snap coral and out of it.
So we're involved in this. I just kind of reach out and put
my tiny little hand on her, snoot, their snout.
And just using what I've learned in my defeating the gungeon died
guidebook haha. You don't have to keep doing
this. there's more to you than fighting, there's more to you
than sorcery than magic you Can be you and be your own person.
You don't have to be what you've been made to be.
Cool. Make a persuasion rule.
The one thing I have no points in, it's all right.
Flat roll, true neutral. We take 18.
So we take a team. Her.
I leaks. Can't decide if it's crying or
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Okay, like sucks. Sometimes you just have to love
yourself. And sometimes it's loving
yourself being a mom. Sometimes it's loving yourself
being an adventurer but you just have to look in the mirror and
love yourself. You've got a Great son.
He's not gives you a thumbs up. Smash him in the back of the
head. I feel like he needs to do a
deception. Roll after all.
We've been through. Sorry no, no.
When you do, you think about your son right now?
Which is love yourself, okay? Because you're you're a badass.
I look up to you. You're, you're so fucking cool.
Make a prison rule. So Coral in the other tier
starts to leak, I assume you clean it up and she's like, I
haven't loved anything in a while and a scale falls off.
he's like, You all can't see me. But mouth, I gave and he kind of
just like slowly walks up like mom and she's like he's sorry,
another scale falls off. And she looks a bit in Joe's
Dragon behind us the bed looks like you.
Yeah. Oh right.
Yes, the dragon do. That's that's my by those feel
falls off and she said she's going to this kind of like
regular a little bit and goes help with the magic, right?
Of course you have a net on here.
Oh, Oh right so I let go of the this.
Yeah when you do that you see her wings kind of retract like
they're going into a dormant State now and she goes hold out
your hand. I do so she opens her mouth and
you see another white substance in forming.
The back of her throat which you have been only knowing to be
lightning this whole time, right?
And I'm gonna give you two options, Jacob?
You can trust her and let her do it every season due to you or
you can make an Insight check with this Advantage.
Um, well, all the scales falling off and I'm gonna, I'm gonna
trust her. Okay.
I need you to roll one D12 for me.
Six. Okay.
One season. The do is going to take six
points of damage to do, okay, but She fires it into your hand.
You feel like a jolt of electricity going through your
arm up through your shoulders are like rattles your brain a
little bit, and then she's going to whisper something so faint
in. Draconic that only you can hear
and understand, and it's going to, and she's going to say
meteor. Meteor.
You my friend at your current level can cast a remedial form
of meteor storm. All right.
Now the version your dad cast, of course, nearly sank Ubi to
the great beyond is you're not going to be really 20 B6 or
anything you're going to be ruling, 10 D6, should you choose
to cast it? All right, and you only get one
use of it. Okay?
Now as she gives you that spell more scale, start peeling off
and She had a says out loud to everyone.
I think I can give it away. Power of being a dragon.
You can give that away play with.
Oh, no, she can expel her spells if she wants.
Oh, he can D level. But it sounds like it has to be
heard. That makes the choice.
So using that knowledge we have to we have to make sure that you
know mr. Of the worm can make that same
choice for himself. We might need a fail him again
though. Okay, what is it like like one
fist in my open? Palm like ready to go, he's odd.
Walks up to his mom and goes. I think I can help.
And she looks at him and goes and he holds a his arms of they
give them to me. I can store a lot more.
I'm already a highly trained person in my own, right?
I don't my sorcerer level this crazy low.
He does give them to me Mom, let me carry your burden for a
change. Well, she takes, he's out up on
the offer, so she just starts shooting both after both after
bolted. He's odd.
And he's clearly, not taking it super great.
He like how, like, rise on the ground.
He puts his fingers in the dirt, and he like, just clutching it.
And he looks up and goes Damn, he's got a hair.
Looks at the Playboy and ghost, you have to do this.
I'm dressing you. And I forgive you and there goes
the rest of you. Like holy shit.
Don't die that he passes out. Little pat on the head, you look
over at Coral in and she has fallen asleep as scales continue
to peel off of her, okay? Right round to her level, your
dad. All right.
We already do this. Absolutely ready as ever.
All right. Let's make an old man cry.
The old man is currently attacking the therapists office
know. Unless it's that.
Kuby, who did it to her damn self?
Thank you. I feel validated.
All right. You know, where he's where the
dragons that I'm gonna have you all roll for initiative.
Okay. So Dragon, he's far away.
I have a sword and a crossbow. Okay, my options are limited.
Hmm. We got to bring this guy down.
Yeah, I am gonna go ahead and get in his path kind of.
And I'm going to start laying arrows in the ground.
To prepare the spell Cordon of arrows, basically, it's four
arrows in a square. Kind of like five feet apart
from each other. If he flies above the space,
where the arrows are at, they will shoot up India.
It's kind of like a little trap. So you're setting a trap.
For him. Okay cool.
Yes. Now, for tames, turn 10.
And need you to make a wisdom throw for me.
All right. 5:15. Okay, so he's casting something
called frightful Presence. At you.
Uh-huh. Frightful presence is.
Well, I'm frightening you basically got you know.
So he's choosing to essentially inflict you with being
frightened. So, you are now essentially
stunned for a little bit here. So, whatever you do.
Next, you're gonna have to make her role of this Advantage,
okay? Because you're scared of your
dad, right? Right that no, that makes me
off. And he hasn't flown over the
Trap yet, right? Not yet kind of stayed put and
made very angry dad. I contacted 10 and and then made
him a spooked boy. He's both mad and disappointed.
The worst combo, is this staircase still intact?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna head inside with my sneakiness.
Because I'm pretty self and I'm going to sink, sink sink.
And then can I, can I just make it upstairs or do I need to roll
into? Yeah, we are your action but you
go upstairs when you get there you find snarl Young's kind of
hiding under his desk feel like I don't have the Magic for his.
Of course you don't. Oh hello.
You're not supposed to be back till next week.
Get out of my way. Okay.
I go out onto the little patio thing that he was on like a
little window sill coming. Yeah.
Okay.
I go out onto the patio and would I be in rain?
Yes, good. In fact, I would dare say your
face to face with him. Okay, I'm going to use I really
am not going to I'm not trying to kill your dad.
I know I get it. I guess I'm just just trying to
bring him down. Just trying to bring down.
I'm going to use Fuck. I'm gonna use my Trident.
Yeah, so you go to like jab the, the
Trident, the dragon Roars pushes you back.
You're trying to like go against the wind coming out of its
mouth. Is it quite sticking in there?
Screw it. Let's oh, so this meteor thing
that I've been gifted. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna use it
but I also have this thing called the tides of chaos which
allows me to gain advantage on attack.
I'm hoping that knocks out the disadvantage.
That it would offset the disadvantage I have from being
frightened. Yeah, well, I would, I'm only,
I'm only ten, he's like staring me down.
Like the fuck. You do know, I'm with you.
I'm with you on this one, right? That makes sense, right?
Yeah. Like if you manage while you're
in disadvantage that would just be regular dice roll.
Yeah, I think it. All right, I'm into it.
So you're casting your spell right?
Yeah, I mean, I gotta clear a DC.
Don't I, I want to. Three Jacob.
Jesus Mary and Joseph yay. Alright describe meteor swarm
the meteor swarm is very similar to the very very similar to what
happened when my father cast it. Hey, except it's a little more
clunky, like something not. Every single meteor is hitting
tame direct summer glancing off and hitting the bar, but I'm
sorry I don't have a whole lot of control over him.
You're gonna die. It's fine but yeah it is so it's
it all its you can't really tell where well here I like some
rocks or popping up from the ground at acting as the meteors
and slamming into pain. You're doing a remedial version
of it's got hen V6 and he does a home-brewed remedial version of
as I guess meteor swarm a lot of the rocks and rubble from the
road or coming up. Up rising up into the sky and
slamming down on tame and it delivers how much 4343 damning,
very, very good. So yeah.
You know, where your dad feels a dragon Roars.
You Fern watch him again hit in the head with one of his kind of
like roll his eyes because it said he Wars he turns around and
he makes eye contact. With Playboy Watership whose
turn it is. And now I got your attention
just son of a bitch but hey, my dad know.
Yeah. Father of a bitch is gonna see
if I can make it happen twice. So he fires his gun and it goes
wide left. Fucking shit.
All right. I gotta trust them melts.
He like reaches into his bag and he pulls out a jar of something.
See what that is? Next turn?
I gotta get back to you Dan, okay?
So is he, is he coming down? Or is he still flying?
He is still flying up there. He did take a big hit, so he's a
little bit lower to the ground. Maybe like his eyebrows instead
of this entire eyes or staring into the therapist office, okay?
And he's not coming anywhere near us right now, right, on
coming towards the Trap. Yeah, right now he's turned
around and is facing generally, were you in Playboy are Do you
have a rope in your bag? Yes.
Okay, I'm going to reach into your bag and not ask.
All right, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna grab a
sleight-of-hand trick. No, just gets removed.
Grab the rope from your bag and kind of tie the rope to the
coordinate of arrows that I've sent into the Trap here and I'm
going to use rope trick from my Gloom stalker for Out of the
way. I'm finding away, boys and
girls, everybody else. Uh-huh.
And what we're going to do is we're going to force this, this
Cordon to kind of kind of trap him to the ground.
So we're like a makeshift, hold monster.
Playboy Captain's on wants to help.
Okay, I know one thing is rope tricks.
So he's gonna instead of that one, he's under reached into his
bag easily. Give you a better rope.
Who? Yeah, I guess so baller.
Strong as hell. Gives advantage on this move.
All right. Start over.
I kind of like lasso the arrows all together here.
All four of them. Yeah.
You like start to weave that you're like, wow, that's a
smooth, a stroke. Very nice.
Alright, and we're forcing the cast of Cordon of arrows.
Using rope trick. Yep.
So I'm going to give you two options for the last so here,
because the it's the person who uses it not the weapon.
This is a special rope that Playboy has used that makes him
feel stronger. So when he used it, it gives him
a plus 3 in strength, okay? You can do that, or you can roll
the advantage. Okay.
I also have a plus 3 with strength.
So when an additional plus 3, that sounds really good right
now. Cool.
You got A plus, 6 and strength of this one move with this
lasso. Okay, The 19 Just Hits just hit
so you successfully last so tame know since I'm assuming you're
pulling him towards the arrows. Yeah well yeah so so so my idea
was that the Cordon of arrows kind of launches up with the
Rope attached. Well I guess at least I can
situate. Yeah, and having instead of the
arrows hit him, they kind of loop around him and into the
floor and have like the Rope like tightened down to force him
to the floor. Yeah, it wasn't 19, that works.
Maybe so, you know, whatever the draconic war version of a Yelp,
it is you're into the ground pinned on the ground.
But then it's his turn. And he is not taken too kindly
to that maneuver. Just holding this tight as I can
to the Rope now. I need everyone to make a
constitution saving throw for me.
Oh dear 13 8 2020. Yeah. 8 and 13 for Noah.
You have the advantage of being up high you're gonna Dodge what
I'm about to do to these motherfuckers.
This is poison breath, can I? So I have this Bend luck, can I
cast It now, or do it? Is that what to do?
It just removes for from their attack.
Or is this not attack this point?
That was a smart fucking move. Jacob, muhahahaha.
Well, sorry removes, a D4. So, hopefully, I roll, remove
still a smart move, okay. It's a two dice off the attack,
smart poison, breath, doing poison damage.
To both of you. For a total of 23 damaged roof
three. Okay, hurry.
Get poisoned or is it just straight up damage on a failed
save? Yeah you take poison damage.
Okay, I'm down to 24. Hip bones 'even though.
You do still take half damage for a successful safe, so like
the poison breath, spreads out your inside, be going to with of
it. So you're gonna lie, gonna take
11 damage, The Black Lung pop. Okay.
I am going to. I'm going to head back
downstairs. Ours, is there anything in
before I had done something like this?
Like therapist office? Oh, roll perception.
Really quick? Yeah, whatever you can think of
that, you can find a therapist office, you can probably find in
there, you know, you got pens. You got a big desk and as your
rummaging through everything, you notice that the therapist
has a strange little vial of something hiding in his desk.
Yeah, cool. I'm going to take it with me.
Does it have a label on it? Can I read it says as a peon it
the therapist is also in the room.
Oh what the fuck? Is this polymorph potion potion?
Yeah, it turns things into things.
Okay, how do I use it? Give you well, it's you either
drink it or you like lather it on your skin and you have to
know exactly what you want the thing to turn into.
Okay thanks I use it. Sometimes a personal puppy dog.
Oh my God around. Okay.
Okay, I am going to Can I go to stab me in my Trident?
Absolutely grandpa really like, appreciate me.
It's for damage. That's for Dan does a thing.
It's noticeable and then well Dad's pinned and just got
stabbed of the Trident, right? So I'm going to try to cast.
Cast charm person. See if I can't get him to stop
thrashing a little bit. There we go baby.
What do I gotta pass wisdom? Wisdom say 1515.
Charming. All right what do you say?
All right Dad the last time I tried this I made it all about
me but I should have been focusing on you and I'm sorry
that I abandoned your dad. I didn't think about what it
could do with you but I just need you to know that I did it
because of my own problems, it had nothing to do with you and I
appreciate everything you've given me and what you've done
for our family and what you've given me.
Is enough and just like I am sufficient.
You are sufficient. Let's Help pops off behind you
but I don't want to use it without your permission, does
it? He shows you a golden bullet
only got one of these, but it is a Surefire way to make sure that
something doesn't move for a while.
So if we really wanted to get your dad, good and quiet and
take him somewhere more secluded, this would be the
thing I got for it, or we can do it right here.
Now, whatever you want to do, I just don't want to use it
without, you know what I'm doing?
Well, okay, you're speaking in riddles, are you saying you want
to kill my dad? Now this is knocking like super
unconscious for a long time. Oh, but not forever forever.
Or so I've been told the guy who sold and smooth I have I've had
it for 15 years and they haven't had the guts to use it but feel
like this might be the time. Am I close enough to hear this
phones even? Yeah, you came down.
Okay. I think.
Yeah. Aren't you.
How about you? Wait.
Oh, I don't know. Four terms.
You do have the option to disengage from combat?
Oh yeah, that is a thing. Oh, okay.
Group hug group, hug group hug. So crew.
Okay gang whatever you want to call ourselves party.
Um this is kind of weird but that weird therapist we all kind
of liked. It was also kind of creepy.
He gave me this potion and great segue what is it trust?
That they know therapist give me for potions.
No sir. Okay, you have some weird magic
gold bullet. Okay, let's just like I'll look,
we're late all the options out right now.
It's called a polymorph potion. and, Sometimes it could turn you
into a puppy or something, but basically if you rub it or
drink, it you'll turn into something that you want to turn
into. Are you recommending?
We give that to the dragon and he can try to turn something
turn into something, he wants to turn into.
I mean, I don't think he wants to be an evil dragon.
If it's fair, it's your dad and it's up to you.
I just want to probably prefer that over shooting my dad.
So yeah, let's try that. You're calling is slightly,
whatever. He's done away easygoing their
Trigger Happy. It's a, it's a hair trigger.
Yes, we please begin. Hey, damn it.
A year to make that I'll go for a stupid joke.
So, are we like fully disengage from combat and wanting to try?
Yeah, you can do that. If governments, let's Polyjuice.
Juice him. I offer it to you because it's
your dad like maybe maybe it'll mean more if you're rubbing and
I'm not all right. Yeah, I still haven't Charmed,
right? It says it lasts for an hour.
K a do okay. All right so I walk up walk up
to my dad. Good luck.
Thank you. All right, I want you to try to
remember who we are. think back to a time when, Our family was
good things were going well. Be the man you want to be.
Poor, the polymorph potion. Oh my God.
Hey curtain. I wrote 20 different things, the
polymorph potion can do one of which was fix a dragon and that
only happens when I'm at 20. Oh my God yeah boy.
Well done at 20. And shrinking, and shrinking,
and shrinking and then your dad and his, you recognize him
stands up nude, it is like, I don't care.
It's my dad, big big old. Hug him and he like grabs your
face. He knows I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have made you leave. Not dot dot.
Was my own fault. I had my own problems, it's but
it sounds like you found your truth radhiya?
Yes, I am sufficient. Yes.
Where do I get pants? I hate you, my jacket, he ties
it around like he got his period in fifth grade.
I cast wall of water around his lower water, see through all it
did was make it look bigger. So your dad's back, dad is back.
Play White comes and goes. You are a very gifted sorcerer.
You're too kind Playboy. Yeah, I've been told that
before. How much of that juice you got
left? Oh, I don't know how much did I
need to use? I use how much did you use?
Is really just dumped it all out.
All right, on his snoot. Now, you tell me that so you use
all of it, I use all of it. I mean, how else do you get a
nap? 20, fair enough.
Sorry. For the way I did use all the
polymorphed roots. All right.
I was kind of hoping we could save Coral then but maybe maybe
we are lucky. She seemed to be on her way.
Yeah, we should go check on these odd.
Yeah, make sure he's not been. Eatin, right?
Right. Yeah.
A lot of things could have happened in the last hour or so,
right. They head back to eat odds
Mansion or what's left of it. He's either sitting on the
grass. Next was mom's, head, Hannah
leaning on it. Like it's a like it's a Mighty
Oak and he's like, okay, so then I turned 18 and that birthday
party was, um, a mess. Dad was gone.
You left me alone with the alcohol.
You would have been so mad. It's just a ton of like, nodding
like big dragon. Is this turning into schrag?
Seems that she's on her way Cooper.
Good to see. Well Dad, hmm. 10 for an hour.
Thanks, I think y'all save the day.
Oh, all right, we didn't even have to look for the adventurer,
came to us. Yeah, you've learned things they
need to learn sounds like, You gonna keep going on adventures
after this fuck. No, I think I'm done.
I think that's it for me. He's otherwise up to the three
of you and goes. I need to do one of my tenants,
huh? I need to make some repairs mr.
Tame the worm. Good to see you in your glory.
Yeah, that's it. Back to normal.
Are you the the eyelid took me? That was some kind of like half
the back of his head. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying though. I'm not you know so far gone
that I can't recognize when I dad I'd like to pay for any of
your medical treatment that you need to go through given the
events of the day. Thank you.
I really appreciate it. I think several bones that I do.
Do not know the names of our broken, had a great doctor out
and Hudson Bay. That'll fix that, right up.
Oh, that sounds wonderful for nella.
Yeah, couldn't help. But overhear, your housing
struggles wherever you want to live?
I've got properties everywhere as a token of my appreciation,
yours for free. Thanks, I'd love nothing more to
move into beside my grandparents house.
Isn't your grandpa? Let that Baker guy.
My God. Yeah we're getting amazing.
Amazingly fruit sandwiches. Yeah, they deliver.
Yeah, dangerous and from he was at his house.
Well, eventually dangerous him. Yeah.
One of these days. Yeah.
I'm not the rebuild or something.
But yeah, no. Um, I'll catch it plays right
next door. He's out, he's out of neighbor.
I go to visit him sometimes, you know, because I we use those
sponsor for the program. He has this like neighbor who
like plays horrible music, I 2 in the morning, I'm definitely
buying their house. Tick.
Yes. You.
I probably owe the biggest favor to hmm.
Name it well for as long as I can remember.
It'd be really nice. If if all my family members
could have easier to help things out, can't do that.
All right, but what I can do get your boat.
All right, I can get your sister to see that.
About a potential prosthetic leg.
Did you get his dad? Some pain down?
Think about it. Nice cock right guys.
This is my father. We're talking about is very
awkward. Sorry kid.
When he's got a nice fat hog, you can't help but appreciate
it. Jacob Morris blushing in real
life. Well I do have to say I we would
appreciate all of that. But you know what did the boat
doesn't even need to be that big?
I think since we're done adventuring a nice little
fishing boat with a very sturdy. Nets would be good for the
family, I'll get to the most up-to-date.
Modern fishing boat, you can and it'll have no weapons on it.
Wonderful, sounds good. I'm gonna go talk to my mom.
I have a lot of photo albums to show her.
I just kind of like mean on my sword again.
Just try. Not to, you know, fall over from
from blood loss and pain. I guess I'll get going.
What are you going to do now? Well, very old, maybe it's had
time. I actually went through the
program. Actually retire for real this
time and start fixing the things I broke.
Well, starting with this one Orlin.
The dragon tank looks over. Probably news to you but I
always had a crush on you. So it's pretty butthurt.
When you married that rich fuck. She just kind of nods because
well you never made a move on me.
And now, look at me can I be honest?
Yeah hotter with yeah we love your truth.
Shrek with sweet. Yeah, for sure.
Absolutely no question that I've never stuttered in my life and
now I'm stuttering. He's not my mom, don't fuck my
mom. Right.
It's awkward. Y'all want a ride home?
Please Healy puts his fingers in his mouth and does the cowboy
whistle and Ryan the horse and you have no idea.
The the, the camera Fades out of total black and the words one
week later pops up and we see a rebuilding therapists office
with all three of you in it. Fully healed may be purchasing
some new items with your new frowned, availability, and
wealth, and he goes. So let's talk about the
progress. We've made this week who wants
to go first. I buried my sword.
Oh, it's, I took a little bit of a track.
So I'm not calling an adventure because it was a hike with a
purpose for part of putting adventuring.
I went to a mountain in, in, in, in quacks.
Was it? Gold?
No. Okay good.
No. It was just a, just a regular
one, kind of kind of nearby. we're we're we're 10 waves
actually and I said a little bit of a eulogy of course for my
past self and life and I buried my weapons and came down and
have been looking for work somewhere in quacks.
So I'm on my way, very good. Good for you, had to hear it for
nella. The two-story house, right down
next door. To my, my grandpa and I took my,
my Trident mount on the wall of my office.
There you go. You're talking to your
grandfather every day good? Yeah, it's it's funny that we're
here again. I actually started talking
casually to Murphy again. And he like write something very
like aggressively in his note Peta and how is that for you?
I mean goody he keeps it keeps it interesting.
Well you have the tools you need to make the right decision for
yourself friend and tellurium. Well I've I do have to say that
things have been going very well recently that the family is back
together. All Under One Roof.
This is what operation go. It went wonderfully her alive.
Yeah she's got that prosthetic leg.
And she's able to move around and she's back on the ship, able
to help us out. So it's been wonderful.
And I'm very happy with how things are.
Yeah, I almost for a while there.
I wished that everybody in my family could could have magic
and I almost him now, wishing the the the opposite of like how
can I guess, I don't have anything that I can bury to kind
of end this chapter of my life. And so I was like, how do Get
rid of my own magic. Do I just?
Well, you are the first born dragon in your family.
It might be part of you forever. You might not have a literal
thing to bury or to hang up in an office per se, but bury your
hat. It's more of a metaphorical
thing. It's about placing your damaging
items into the hands of those you trust, have you spoken to
quarrel in about 30, how to distribute magic?
Mmm. No, I have not might be worth
looking into. That would be a wonderful thing
to look into great. Well, that is our time here for
today. You, of course, can check out at
the desk and I'll see you all next week.
Okay, all right. Now, I challenge for you all.
Okay, some of you aren't going back to Holmes, here and Bill
Anna. And that's fine.
But does it be on the lookout for anyone asking for
adventurers ever since the whole scandal with he's odd.
Broke about the Ian's. And such people are starting to
question the validity of the programs that are turning to
Adventures again. So what do we say when some poor
woman comes about some child being missing?
Call the police. It's nice to just meet up every
once in a while. Call the city guard and the
waiter comes Haitian or orders. You have a great meal and you're
evil and you're able to achieve the fifth step of defeating the
dungeon seek. Peace.
And that will be our campaign here and that concludes our
first ever game master Monday miniseries ye keep yourself an
outro Jenny I'm Jane or Dean otherwise known as that coup be
on YouTube finally getting to play the My namesake for the
show. So So I'm glad y'all enjoyed
that and her little time to shine, if you like game, master
Monday, consider giving me a look up on YouTube.
I try to upload music once a month, but yeah, it's been
great. And I've been glad to be here
for this whole, this whole Adventure, Jacob Moore others,
Jacob Moore playing in the worm. It was a pleasure being here.
There's a lot. I was a lot of fun.
Basically playing myself folks. This has been a dream come true
to run for me. Thank you for listening to the
miniseries. Really back to our usual stick
in May, and we had some fun things planned for you, everyone
good night.