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It Be Welcome to our extra special Valentine's Day.
Extravaganza, we are going to be playing some Dungeons and
Dragons for you. But before we get started doing
that. Why don't we just do a little
lovely round of who the fuck is playing with us?
Oh, this is a casting light. Upstream, by the way.
Whatever. Oh, shoot put the kids to sleep.
Oh, are we ready for? You know what?
Let me double check and see if we are because that would be a
problem if we're not. Oh shit, there's a professional
podcast. We're funding a whole bunch of
super very with it Brave. Mentally present.
You're right, we are professional podcasters.
So this is a hole in the creature for us.
Well for most of us while Or setting that up Jenny who are
you? Hi.
I am Jenny, otherwise known as Dad Kuby and a lot of other
corners of the internet, I make music get in fights and
apparently do tech support for game, master Monday, Jenny who
you playing today I will be playing as Karelian Americus, a
level 3, artificer, wood elf today.
So glad you said, how to pronounce your name because I've
been reading your guys because during you all weekend and could
I got a whole bunch of ways, let me tell you, okay.
Hi, great. Hey, who are you?
Were you playing? Where are you from?
I am K. I am the game master for the
dude. Always my drift podcast, you can
find us every Monday. And I also run the Twitter on
there, which I can pop on occasion of them really bad
about it lately. Besides that I am playing Quinn
a, what elf bard. Fantastic.
And lastly but not leastly Leah. Hi everybody.
I'm Leah. I am the dungeon master and
producer of slave of stars podcast.
We're at slay, the Stars on Twitter and slay the starz.com
and tonight I'm going to do playing Tristan the wood, elf
Druid. Fantastic marvelous, your great.
Thank you for being here. I of course am your game master
grants, I run game master Monday.
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And when they weren't available, I ask these three people to know
those kidding. Like he said, he's think he's
joking, but he's too. You serious right there.
Very unserious. This was, this was me on a
Friday night. Frantically asking, my friends,
who are normally very cool and chill to be cool and chill and
do a thing with me. So I really do appreciate all of
you hopping on today. Welcome everyone.
In the chat that number keeps going up.
I'm not stressed about it at all.
Oh, I didn't. I should stop not gonna look any
more. That's scary.
I know I stopped like as soon as we started great.
It's also creepy because there's like a lag.
So you look over and then you watch your own head.
Turn out when I'm not sure I can watch it.
It's fine folks, half of this live stream has never lie screen
before its that's true. I'll let you figure out how they
can and now they can see how beautiful you are.
Ke It's true. We haven't you.
You know, I'm sitting here saying, I'm trying to side which
one of us has like, cleaner-looking beard Grant.
Probably you like the camp is giving me a lot of favors today.
Let me just tell you. I will put put the question to
the chat. Who has the cleaner beard?
Let's see what a beard off. Now while you all Ponder our
faces a little bit and what I mean, yeah, not to do that
anywho. Let's talk about.
Let's talk about the game we're playing today.
So today, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition.
Oh hell yeah we're getting team. Grant supporters out.
The Wazoo eating K anyway right now This is a great day.
Today's one shot is called what a beautiful wedding.
And as the title May imply, there's going to be a wedding
today. Who's going to marry?
You're about to find out. Let me give you some backstory
for our wonderful Adventure. As long as the, three of you are
ready to jump in and play some Dungeons, and or a dragons.
And or there's not a dragon, I should be widely disappointed.
If there's not a dungeon and Dick I can take or leave the
dungeon that's the dragon. I'm after I'll take that as a
critique. Welcome to the woods of adobea.
I'm sure you've seen Forest before.
It's big. It's a green trees, you betcha
loads of them. There's probably some teens
looking for a secret place to make out Woodland creatures and
all of your typical Forest stuff except for Really really,
really, really, really deep in the forest is a small Society of
elves who have been living in secret apart from the rest of
the world, the ancient elf audio via who the woods are named
after once lived among humans like the rest of us.
But when everyone made fun of his huge ears he retreated into
the woods to live the rest of his days and started a new Elven
Society. How did he do that?
Just by himself. You may Ask shut up, don't worry
about it, all it all it takes just over first action.
Questions to don't want the answer to all you have to think
about today is that there is a wedding.
Deep in those woods are camera, whatever zooms into a small
beautifully lit tent. Just the high-end stuff.
You know, when you go to your friend's wedding, And they
busted out like the nice tents and they have like the twinkle
lights in them and it just smells like lavender, that kind
of tent and inside of that tent. There are two elves, one of them
is the Bride of the wedding. Okay.
Can you tell us about Genevieve No, because that's my name is
your new name. Baby.
Just control control app that fix.
What while I'm doing that K. Tell me about Quinn.
Yeah, so Quinn is a what else she's probably about?
I'd say 5 feet. 11 inches tall has relatively short cut blond
hair like you know because it's about the bottom of your ears.
I haven't broken description down somewhere.
I don't know where it is. So bear with me a moment and I
was different character ever. That's before she has a couple
piercings and both of her ears she has an eyebrow piercing, a
nose piercing. She always has.
She currently has a Route across her back, and she also, you
know, dressed up and getting ready for the big day.
She is so exciting. You for all of us here who are
big wedding heads? Can you tell us about your
dreams? So the news on that one is
Quinn's. Not wearing a dress.
She's very anti dresses. I'm sorry Scandal.
Yes, but she is wearing a nice, like head of tunic.
You could say, I guess it would be more appropriate for this
era, but I'm fixing like a nice little button down.
Kind of looks or like a tunic with little, you know, little
bit of a chest showing and some nice tight leather pants, and a
vest. And a tie gotta loosen my tie.
Hi a little bit here, but, but against what?
JL, Kearney posted in the chat. Not a pantsuit, not a pantsuit,
okay? That's just, that's just an
elaborate outfit that contains. We can't into the yes, across
from you sitting on a bench. Kind of staring at you lovingly.
Supportively familiarly familiarly is your twin brother
Tristan Leah. Can you tell us about Tristan?
All right, so Tristan is tall and kind of lanky.
He's probably like six two ish. He has like auburn hair that
comes out. Kind of like spikes and no
matter what he does. He can't get it to lay
correctly. He has just read right.
Yeah. He has like long pointed ears.
He doesn't have any piercings. He's muscular butt in like a
very natural way. Like he doesn't work out.
He was just born with this. Body type, big pearly, white
teeth smiling, most of the time. But yeah, today he's just sort
of like in awe of his sister and what this day is and so mostly
he's just kind of like sitting off by himself.
Admiring her trying not to cry very happy and oh, he so he's a
druid, he doesn't usually dress up.
That's not his thing. So today he decided to kind of
of go over the top and he's wearing basic Ali, like a tuxedo
with Tails, and a top hat. And he has like a joke monocle
that. He's not, probably not going to
be allowed to wear to the ceremony, but he did it to try
to make her laugh. See, this is why Queen doesn't
have a dress. We spent all the money on
Tristan. It's true.
Awesome. That top hat.
I'm going to give you two a moment in your tent.
The wedding is about to begin, but I want you to just talk
about your feelings about the moment.
Everything that's happening right now.
Whatever you want to talk about before when walks down the
aisle. Okay?
So I picture in this moment Quinn's maybe like a little
nervous right? Would that be fair to say and
hey oh yeah, so I love feeling that Tristan will walk up behind
you, just put a hand on your shoulder and just say, how are
you feeling? I'm I'm good hunting down the
aisle this time, I promise, I know, I don't like her third
wedding. I'm gonna make it down the
aisle. This time I look for it, she is
perfectly fine with the fact that I slept with her sister,
like five years ago, it's perfectly.
Okay, we work through that this time, just breathe, okay, okay.
If I got this time, we're gonna get this, you look so handsome.
By the way, I just want to throw that out there.
Thank you, thank you, not about me.
Sorry. I take the monocle off.
I know it's distracting. You look amazing and Flora.
Obviously, I guarantee you, she's going to knock this out of
the park and this day is all about you and how much you love
each other. Just don't even think about the
other people, they don't matter. This is you, right?
Yes. It's all that us around.
Get there this time. Yeah, you know, It's gotta be,
it's coming great. I've been looking forward to
this, you know. Now there is a knock.
Yes, a knock-on attended or whatever Elf Magic.
And it is one of the one of the Bridesmaids just kind of like
trying to see if they can come in.
I will go in like crack the tent flap open because you know
tradition the bride's can't see each other again.
Right. Look who's out there.
This is this is the bridesmaid Olive.
That's all of without Annie and she is as kind of like, you
know, try and try to like peak in a little bit and be like,
hey, there they're ready. They're waiting Florencia is
about to come out so whenever she wants to come out, we're
ready for Okay. Okay we're ready.
Just like 30 seconds. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm
gonna take your hands and I'm going to say it's going to be
okay. And you feel like a little bit
of warmth going into your hands? And I'm going to cast enhance
ability on you and give you Eagle Splendor so that you have
advantage on Charisma checks because I am a little nervous
for you. I got that.
What have you achieved? Wow!
The implication. Meanwhile, on the, on the other
side of the camp, there is a another tent.
Very similarly, elaborate and this is where the other bride
Florencia is sitting with her maid of honor.
Which Jenny can you tell us about the maid of honor
carillion? Yeah, absolutely Karelian is a
wood oil artificer, who is around a six foot five, she's
kind of on the taller end for an elf and she's available.
She is right, she's a member of the city watch.
Meaning she is one of the people who is making sure that our
secret elf Society runs smoothly and safely and supports the And
not the Bourgeois Z, it's fine. So she is just kind of psyching
up the other bride kind of just like you got this.
This is the first and last time you're ever going to need to get
married. And if that's not true, I'll eat
my artificers pack. You'll eat it.
Eat it. You know, the whole thing.
Okay? That doesn't help me.
Like at all, knowing you might eat metal.
Stresses me out. She hasn't.
Towel on her head. Like, she's in the locker room
before a big game. Okay, that's fair.
That's fair. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
stress. You out.
This is all about you and and your beautiful bride Quinn, and
it's going to be great. It'll be good.
It'll be amazing, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You're right.
I got this. I got this, i got this.
She's yeah, she's amazing. She is used crafty.
She has a beautiful singing voice.
Yeah. She can play the absolute hell
out of the loot. Have you have you heard her play
the loot before? Like I've heard her play.
It just like on my watches and like let me tell you.
Oh, I know you weren't going to marry her, I would write.
I mean that just saying people keep telling me that including
the two previous people, she tried to marry right.
But I'm sure this one's, I'm sure this was different.
And I just, I have to ask his one quick little question in the
back of my brain all day. Thank you again for being my
maid of honor. Have some, you've done a great
job of the whole list. I gave you you got the birds You
you made sure the grass was alive, despite it being winter?
Did you organize the city guard City guard is posted up, they
are ready to help out with the wedding they're just keeping
watch for, you know, if anything happens you know they're going
to be the First Responders however they but I don't expect
wedding. Basically like a couple of them
are just like, you know, running the punch bowl, you know, some
of them are running the food and making sure everyone's getting
fed for the after-party. Okay, we have Greg with two G's
is going to be doing the, the music at the end.
So, you know, he's been preparing for this all week, but
yeah, if anything does enter these Woods will know about it.
First and foremost, and we do not want to ruin your, you're
beautiful. Lovely day.
So the city watch is posted up. Okay.
Okay, at least is pregnant huge.
He's doing the music? Yeah, it was Greg with 1G.
God help us all. Yeah we don't like him right.
Okay. No he's staying home.
He said she's you take a pretty picture.
The queen is he she takes the towel off of her head.
She stands up. She is in just a classic white
gown sleeveless backless you, you see her in her Her full
Radiance Splendor just a very tasteful traditional wedding
dress and she Parts the 10th doors and she walks out and if
she comes back and he goes you have to come with me.
Of course, absolutely. Come on, I'm coming.
So Quinn, you are being walked down the aisle.
By Tristan that's a tradition in elf culture.
The best person / maid of honor does the walking down.
Fuck your parents feed you. So old anyway, so I mean, what
really they had been in 1,200 years old, their ancient elves
they that it's amazing. They're here in the first place.
So, you are being walked down the aisle by Tristan, there's a
lovely music cue in the background.
And and waiting for you at the altar, is your you're Blushing
Bride Florencia. Also at the altar, there is
honestly the an old-ass looking elf just like everyone knows
this guy. Everyone just refers to him as
the pastor his main job as handling all the weddings.
And he, there is another older elf playing the organ off to the
side. Tristan Successfully leads you
down the aisle, where you were now standing face-to-face with
Florencia. She grabs your hands and she
leans into your ear and goes. Your hands are really warm.
Oh thanks. Tristan, Cassidy allowed me to
kind of keep me from passing out from my blood.
My heart rate going too fast, just really nervous.
I mean, I'm like, oh, thank you, thank you.
If everyone will, please be seated.
The pastor says dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to
join Quinn and Florencia in holy matrimony as per the Elven laws.
I am very old old and have very few breaths left in me.
So I will not waste my time with a big speech.
I understand you two have prepared your own vows as
correct is NASA. Sure is fantastic.
As is tradition, the person whose name begins with Q shall
go first. order for What I wrote them down to hear them to you to
keep saying? Yeah I'm right yeah just messing
with you. What's so funny.
I will having this is a wedding think I'm sorry.
I was just trying to knock years off pension nothing.
Okay. My my dearest, darling, us,
Florencia, ever since I first saw you, I thought she'll be put
on over in East Auto via six months ago and saw you across
the crowd and you were just watching me and just dancing
along. You just look so wonderful.
I knew that in there. That I just wanted to ride
across that little dinky bar and say hello and take your hands
and just run away with you for all of our very long lives and
spend Eternity together. One upon the other, we've had
our ups and downs and well, then a little bit of a wider Rocky
ride, but I'm so glad that here we are in the you know, when I
finally asked if you would marry me, you agreed after only three
days of contemplation, I vow to always keep you first in my life
and to always sing a song for you anytime.
You desire and write it all my songs.
Dedicate them all to you as you asked me to That was beautiful.
Thank you Florencia. You may now read your vows
gel-like clears her throat. As she, she pulls out a piece of
paper from. Don't ask questions and she
begins to read my dearest Quinn. Ever since we met in that mosh
pit at your show, I have not stopped thinking about you.
And while the past 50 years, I've had their challenges
including an unfortunate circumstance, involving my
sister. I have chosen.
I know, I know I put a part in the valves that allows you to
apologize in front of everyone. In spite of all of that, I have
never been as happy as I am. As I am with you, I found to you
and to always be by your side to tell you when you're being
stupid. and to make sure that you never ever ever fail But
what made me cry? You can't tell but I'm doing it.
You may now quit. Wait Quinn.
Do you take Florencia to be your Elf Ali?
Wedded wife. I do run xia.
Do you take Quinn to be your Elf Lee?
Wedded wife. Yep.
And by the power vested in Me by the ancient elves, shut up.
I Now Pronounce You bride and bride.
You may kiss each other. Okay?
I need to make a dexterity roll for me.
I'm concerned. He said, dexterity dexterity.
Maybe the same here. Just dexterity roles.
They already rolled just a regular old roll.
Nothing dangerous. All right, so, you know, first
those who have a listen to keep mashing money, you heard my last
appearance on here you know, my dice hate me so here we go.
I told Katie that. All right, that's gonna be total
of solid minds of to you the to begin to lean in for the kiss,
the the dress kind of snags on her foot a little bit.
She falls over but what it is. No, as she's just lands right on
your mouth. So while it's not the greatest
photo op in the world, it is a kiss.
Everyone shares. The Elder throwing.
Yeah. Ice.
There's not a dry eye in the house unless you're a hater.
But everyone is coming off of the aisle now, and the old man
playing the organ grabs. His microphone has no, let's get
fucking nuts. Starts playing a raucous organ.
Tune. It's a big party.
Everyone's dancing. Let me tell you a little bit
about the reception that yes, happens.
Immediately in elf culture. Not a time-saving technique.
There is, it's a tenth wedding, so the stars are out.
So, and it's a nighttime wedding.
You have a little like photographs and paintings done
up of your time together. There's a depiction of the mosh
pit where you met, there is a spectral image of Quinn playing
a romantic song. She Wrote for Florencia live,
there is an ice sculpture of the two of you.
There is punch there's people everywhere, go out mingle
socialize. Yay.
Anyone, you can think of as they're all of your friends,
family, acquaintances City, Guardsman Quinn, who would you
want to talk to you first? I think first Quinn is going to
talk to her new bride. We did it.
After I was gonna pass out over
many years of planning. I know, it's just so wild.
Unbelievable. I, hey, if just hypothetically,
if we ever had the opportunity to renew our vows, can we get a
different pastor? Yes, hundred God.
Hopefully what it's not quite so decrepit.
The pastor W of the two of you and puts to grow self hands on
your shoulders. It wasn't.
That was wonderful. I think is yes.
They his hands. Okay.
So I found any hands in your pockets for good luck.
You know, humor has changed in the last 900 years.
Correct. I'll have stir.
No. I was going to say, seeing the
pastor interrupting this moment, I'm going to take one for the
team and walk up to them and say, Pastor, can you and I have
a word. I wanted to speak with you,
about elf religion things. Oh, absolutely.
But don't make it too. Many words, I am limited.
Of course I will. I will keep the words to a
minimum, and as I see him away, I'm going to turn around and
look at Quinn and be like, Wow, we really owe him.
Just saw is so good. He always keeps an eye out for
me and yeah, I'm trying to get out of it.
I am you, as well as me, if you need to our maid of honor, what
are you up to right now? I am mingling with the city
guard, I'm just making sure everything is running smoothly.
Even though I'm not the head of the Guard, I definitely am in
charge of the wedding tonight as you are talking to the Garbin in
the punch bowl, okay? And here's how much you want,
Not a lot. I'm just trying to stay sober
tonight. Got to, you know, stay vigilant,
but you know, what'll bit, no, but the guard looks down and
looks back of you is there's alcohol in this.
I take a sip to see if there's alcohol in them I guess.
World Constitution. Okay, Uh-huh.
Hmm. So that is a 10, all right?
To say, you know, when you're at a party and you drink something
and your friends like yeah, I definitely put something in this
and you're like, am I an alcoholic or is there nothing in
this? Kind of tastes like that can't
relate very susceptible to alcohol myself in real life.
But carillion has maybe put down a few too many in her time.
So she is probably used to it. The garlic puts his whole finger
in there and then Takes it and goes gross.
Oh man, I can't tell either. I think you might need to get a
new punch bowl because you just put your whole ass hand in
there. Chief not even my hand finger in
there, not my ass one. Go get more pungent.
Okay, he like picks up the whole bowl and starts to wash off.
While this is all happening, it's a great time, everyone's
having a fantastic evening, a great party is happening, but
suddenly you all hear a loud crashing sound behind you.
The the party gasps which would be a great place to put in an
audio cue. If you're editing this, we're
not and standing at the ruins of what was once the ice sculpture
of the two of you is a figure that looks shorter than an elf,
definitely bipedal dressed in all black face completely
covered except for their eyes holding two daggers staring,
intensely at Florencia. I need everyone who gives a shit
about what happens to Florencia to roll for initiative.
Yeah, that's me. That's me.
I have now rolled too. And I died in a row, that would
be a fourth grade Initiative for 2014 for Quinn.
It's a 9 for me, buddy, 9 and 17.
Okay. Well Tristan, I guess you care
the most. So you get the first action,
okay? I see this person with daggers
and a weird face covering who just smash the ice sculpture.
I'm going to cast entangle so rude.
Okay, so that person needs to make a strength saving throw or
you wrapped up in a bunch of vines.
What do I gotta beat 14? How's it 15?
Sound Chief, not good, not great.
So yeah you cast entangled and he uses those daggers slices
through them. Ducks around them gets right.
Passion starts charging for Quinn Quinn.
What are you doing? I think I for me and well your
next employer - yeah, perfect deciding exactly.
I found a half inch barrel Florencia.
Anyway, I am going to just couldn't clears her throat.
Really quick and then just belts out a power cord.
I need then to least make me hate wisdom.
Say what do I gotta beat? 18 this time, I dice are hot
tonight. So, yeah, youyou belt, a power
ballad, but then you see, like a little piece of the cloth,
covering their ear move and oh, no, they're wearing there are
pods. They can't hear you.
Oh no, which leaves you curly, and what's your move?
I am gonna cast a ray of sickness directly from the punch
bowl to hit this guy from the punch bowl.
Wait, I need to interrupt. Okay?
What I'm gonna try the quickest way actually cast was dissing it
Whispers And you still take half damage.
That's okay. Well I'll take half damage kind
of heard you. Good enough.
Okay. It was louder than the earpods
but still charging Ray of sickness for the punch bowl.
Do I got to clear anything for that?
Yes, it's this is a range spell attack.
Basically, you just have to beat my spell save here, which is a
12. Well, the 14 again.
Oh, jeez. Oh no.
Did you inside cooking tonight? Let him cook.
So Ray of sickness does nothing. So, all three of you with your
move. The, the little guy gets right
to the side of Florencia, grabs her by the hip she's screams.
He pulls something out of his pocket, lift his hand in the air
and yellow. smoke bomb, and then he vanishes, All right, you
know? Reaction Florencia has been
vanished. Nowhere in sight, the Smoke
Clears. Everyone's looking around,
everyone's disoriented that one guard comes back with new punch.
Sees a situation drops it in shock.
What do you do? I run to my sister and I'm
looking at her making sure she's okay.
What the hell was that? When has just like Fallen to her
knees on the ground just head doesn't all those.
I don't know what that was. So just get out of here.
My beautiful bride, the real serious.
Well, Wait, wait, wait again. What He crapped himself up.
You're interested. It's okay I'm sorry.
This is. Are you talking before?
We were born at the same? Yeah I think.
Okay, let's go. I'm going to take her over to a
bench and sit down and I'm going to make eye contact when the
guards and be like what's the plan figure it out.
I'm gonna try to take Quinn to calm the guard like looks at you
and goes uh-uh. No new.
Oh my god. Dammit Greg with one g.
I told you to stay home. It was a big party.
And as the head of the person in charge of the party, I would be
going over to Quinn and Tristan and try to calm them down at
this point, go for it. Okay, okay.
So She's been kidnapped but good news.
What I'm going to do is I am personally going to go after her
myself and get her back because I will not lose my beautiful
friend who is now your wife because that is my job as maid
of honor as written in health law.
Is that if the wife that the maid of honor is helping out
ever gets kidnapped, she has to go help Ann done.
Kidnap her that the pastor comes behind you is I don't mean to be
a bother but perel floss is the bride's been kidnapped.
You have to go get her. I understand Pastor go sit at
your organ corner, I chime in. Haven't you ever heard of a
technicality? I have to go with you Quinn kind
of stairs. Quickly just wipes tears out of
her eyes, like I will go with you Karelian together.
We will save my bride if I can't believe has been stolen away
from me. Okay, okay, this Well, how about
we'll all go at this feels like a big job and I feel like we're
talking about a lot of laws and things like that, but I mean at
the end of the day we should probably take as many people as
we can to go find her, right? I agree.
The the, the city guard, I'll start to walk up to you as if
because they heard your rallying cry and they don't want to look
stupid. So So, they start walking up,
and then they hear a loud, thunk behind them.
And they all turn around, and the pastor is on the ground.
Oh, no. So they, oh shit.
They all run over to him immediately.
Yes, you're out of words. The pastor looks a bit.
All the city garden goes. I think I still have a few words
that that was all of them by oh no.
Anyway, let's go. Save your wife or your for him
after its yes. We must take on this quest with
a strong sense of poise and rationality God.
Oh my God. And you
A perception check for me. I will happily real a perception
check. That's a 13 of die for a total
of something that's totally something.
Hey, Ida, look at the tent is in total disarray, but you notice
there is a large, not quite Elfin shaped.
Maybe a few feet shorter hole carved into the entrance of the
tent. It is next to the already opened
part of the tent. So, this person was just being
rude and it's carved. Exactly like, like a loony toon
outline of a person. Over here.
I thought a clue. What is it?
Points out the linear tune whole cut inside of that.
Right? Mix the door.
Oh my gosh. This is useless.
But we can follow it. I think they went this way
though. Yes, we can follow him.
Now they're there is a young girl if not slightly old elf
that walks up to you and goes now, normally the woods are
forbidden. And that's where the woods be.
I grabbed him by the lapels listen, yeah, I don't care if
it's forbidden, we gotta go find Quinn's wife.
I know I'm saying normally this is the case, but in these
circumstances you must go, you're telling us things.
We already know you're useless, you're bourgeoisie get out of
here. Thanks man, the floor that that
elf kind of like shakes his head and stairs with a ground kicks,
a little rocking, those useless. Bourgeoisie or always a little
bit late to everything. They're so terrible and rude.
All they want to do is go along and just call for a toast and
policy. How on my I3?
I3 free ones, any more regrets. Gonna start swinging member
wendy6 is over here. So, do you exit the tent?
All right. Yeah, yes.
Behold a yes for the first time ever, you head into the
Forbidden. At least two elves part of the
audio via Woods. Why did you have a wedding right
at the outskirts of the legal parts of the Woods?
It is pitch black or save for the stars in the sky, the eyes
of the owls glowing in the trees and the eyes of the elves that
is in your heads because you all have dark vision and you can see
60 feet in front of you, I'm beating you to the punch you,
you can all see in the very dark woods.
It's about, you know, it's late in the evening human time and
there's just a lot of trees. Hi, can I make a quick nature?
Check to see if anything is unusual about the forest life
lately, okay? That is a 17-0.
What a great role for a nature so you can see a glowing image
on a collection of trees in front of you.
It looks like a crudely drawn Arun and you may be familiar
with it during one of your schemes out of your adventures.
As part of the city guard, you learned that there are a race of
things called humans and they are a little bit aware of magic
and they may be aware of Elven ruins.
And this looks like one of those crude ones.
They came up with. If you want to make a history
roll, I'll see if you know what the Rune is.
Okay, I'll go ahead and grab. Yeah, it's making me your
history roll. Right on.
Someone's got to succeed this role, right?
It's a fork, Wayne 14. I've got a natural 14.
Total 15, 15 Tristan. You're a druid you you know your
stuff. You know magic.
You know what runes do you recognize this Rune from your
studies? This Rune is called.
Yep. Yep.
Why you P? Yup.
You recognize that this Rune is a direction.
Rune and it lets like-minded people know where to go.
And as you stare into the woods, you start to see each tree.
Not every tree but a certain pattern of trees have this.
You prune? And it goes further and further
into the woods, do they look relatively like freshly drawn or
of these been here for a very long time fresh.
So in just a little bit, is there, they're carved into the
tree. You can see the sap coming out
of it. I'm just going to point in the
direction. Yep.
Can I get a you up in the chat? Thank you everybody for putting.
Yup. Got several.
Yep. That's what.
Yeah. Oops.
Like it's a. Yep.
Goddamn Storage Wars up in here. Yeah, this these are new we
should I mean this is the only lead we have maybe they went
this way. We should follow the runes.
Okay. It sounds like a good plan to
me. Let's follow the yep.
Sounds like a great plan. I'm just a new experience in the
woods. Usually the way, huh?
I'll take up the rear. Yeah, okay, sounds good.
And I will be in the middle. Just like our economy should be.
Everyone is equal hot economy take so you economy elf economy
you how big is this Society? Who knows big enough to be a
Marxist? I guess you start walking
towards each tree. That has a you prune on it.
You walk for a while. You walked for a while more, the
dark is starting to peel and the world is getting more lit up,
not a natural. It up though.
The kind of light that makes the stars go away even though it's
the dead of night. However, as it gets lighter and
lighter outside, you hear a faint voice off to the right of
your current path, can everyone? Once again roll a perception
check. Okay.
Now, I can't that's going to be two on a diet for 27.
I'm hella perceptive. Doesn't matter Rollo 12.
I blink. I got a six.
I can't hear I blinked. So anyway, I can't hear have you
heard about my big and, you know, I have heard about your
band. I've been to all your shows.
You do me. We're friends.
Saw you look familiar? Exactly.
I'm sorry, it's just, it's been a really long and emotional
Jesus Quinn. Go together.
Sorry. Just you know you just sort of
huge. I'm glad that you're such a huge
supporter of panic at The lco that helps go.
Oh great! I can't believe that Quinn is
the Brendon Urie of the elf Universe.
Oh no! No.
The party Mulligan's. The joke.
You're not supporting Brendon Urie.
Okay? That's fair.
He can be the guy that That's better.
Quinn can be that guy from Panic who bailed before the vices and
virtues album. I'm smart.
Yeah, that's that's a good better than a parallel.
So for for the numbers, you all rolled it's faint but it almost
sounds like you're hearing the word hemp from far away.
A very distant voice. Bring her up.
How does it sound distressed or just like a weird noise?
It sounds like this. Your mic is that did not pick up
on this card buddy. Nope.
I don't, this is fun for everyone.
Is this what you want? This is the content we're here
for. I'm having a free show, turn
around. And look at my two companions
and say, I don't know what the hell that is.
I don't know if we should go, look at what that is or keep
following the UPS. What do you want to do?
I think we're out of you ups. Are we out of Europe's?
You're not out of you. Oops. yep's continue into the
forest, but that voice is definitely going away from the
yep's I roll. Yeah GM says it's my wedding day
and everything. Can I get an extra re-roll on
this perceptible fly but this cause you're so handsome.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Oh, my bad, bro. Is the wind.
My passive is a 15-minute, but there's not a tour of 15.
This is my pastor perceptions of 15 by right.
You on the die again. Sucks to suck.
I guess. It's the double ones all over
again. About to eat these.
Diagraphs the room. You may eat the die.
Don't do that right now. Eat the damn out they go by that
later came the sounds like just, Can I roll to determine if I
think the sun is coming from a humanoid?
Or from an animal? That's fun.
Yeah. Real the nature check.
I am going to use guidance on this role.
Okay. That is a pretty good 22.
Oh, that is pretty good. Your Elven, your Elven ears?
Just like two little antenna and almost as if the voice was next
to you, now that you're focusing really hard, becoming one with
the forest. You hear a voice saying, help
help. Oh my God, shit!
Fuck on, this is bad, bad, bad, bad bad!
Oh my God, my kingdom for a druid or at least Third sister,
even anyone. How God?
Okay, we need to go help that person and I'm just gonna start
taking off in the direction of the noise.
Justin, wait, God damn it. Okay, go follow him.
I'll be right there. Goddamn, it should not what you
wearing heels in the woods. These things were expensive.
So you run in the direction of the voice and you run into a
human with a long beard, a longer pair of dark under eyes
and a cane. That looks like it's outlived
its usefulness, he is standing alone in front of a cabin.
He's just standing there standing there.
Menacingly Stanley, hmm. Howdy Excuse me.
I'm so pretty. I'm gonna breath, they were very
best time. We just heard you screaming or
that you want some Gatorade for the heard a noise, this way.
Some Cardinal Gator, ain't that that Gatorade like the football
players drink. Ballplayers well it's all right.
Why were you screaming for help? I needed help with what it's
tough waik. He like points of the roof.
I got something stuck up there. Okay.
Have you seen two people come by here?
One against her will? Oh, that sounds scary.
What is it? It's my wedding day.
Has kidnapped my wife, some weird persons kidnap.
I hold on my mom's already here. Then what?
You suppose? I'm sorry too.
Well Amy I was I'll tell you what I got I do need help.
I was out here. Screaming help, I could use a
druid or a Bard or I'll settle for an artificer do or any of
y'all any of those. Those.
Well, yes, I mean brother. There is a druid is fantastic in
my backyard. I've been having a bear issue
now. Normally, I'd be like let's take
care of that. Right?
Maybe someone who can turn into a bear or if not can sing a song
to soothe the bear or if not I can invent something from common
materials to shoo away the bear he keeps eating my pet dogs.
That's for, if I guess. But, yeah, and I've been for me.
That's the most important thing going on in my life, you know.
So I was out here screaming for help as my phone lines dead and
I can't get Wi-Fi out here. You are saying so many words, I
don't understand. Yeah, all right.
Ya'll Must Be from deep in the woods or something.
Yeah. Yes.
I mean so you aren't you want us to just scare the bear weighs up
and then you'll yeah. I mean, we can do that.
I got other chores that need doing 20, I help you find your
wife. I'm very old.
I can't leave the cabin now I'm no sir, no ma'am.
When I hear the doors, what So if we help you with your chores,
what are you offering us mass and serious thing, fine.
Buddy. I don't mean to be rude and
don't lie. If you don't intend to don't do
it. I'll always say, don't do
things. You don't intend to do printer
is turned around. Goes back into the woods to try
and find where that the guy like throws his Cane at you and hit
you in the back of the head. Get back here food.
I'm going to pick up the cane and break it across my knee.
Can you make a strength role for me?
Yes. Just straight strength, 70 is
strength strength, straight strength, 17th strange, right?
I'm sorry, this is 1770. Yeah, that thing just breaks
right in half is like it's made of toothpicks or something and
he just goes no, my daily falls to his knees.
That was my favorite cane. You shouldn't have thrown it at
my sister on her wedding day. I'm going to show you.
This is not hard, I'm going to throw the pieces at him.
Ya know when whips around when they can actually gain, is in
the back in the head and she looks back at the human and then
she just Oh, that was terrible idea.
And um, Oh no, that's touch, damn it.
I wanted to create light right in his face.
Did you touch him to do it like right away his eyes and blind
him? I got to get right back out
there and just poke him in the forehead and castlight, okay?
Then do it. Okay, when doesn't he, yeah, he
starts to shake a little bit and he just Falls over backwards and
his I can't I can't say I'm an old man.
I was minding my own business and that y'all came into the
woods and you broke my king and poked me in the eye ball, he's
like my grabbing at the ground like Velma looking for her
glasses. Kind of like inching, towards
where a Tristan is standing like pieces of shit, kind of person
comes in my own product property, implies my eyeballs.
Like a, I'm getting my dogs are being eaten by a bear varied, as
right as they reaching for something.
Under your feet. Tristan, I hope the bear eats
you next. Come on, let's go.
Everybody. We're leaving.
You leave. Yep.
Yeah, honestly. All right, you you hear him from
behind you go not so fast friends and he is suddenly back
up his eyes, a little glazed over and then he's holding a
crossbow and pointing it at you. So they have fun lines of
Television, but that seems from a cane turns into a crossbow.
That's why I was reaching for the dirt road initiative.
Twelve. 1849 cool. The the old man rolled a 3.
So, you can do first. Tristan your 19, right?
You okay? Yeah, your hearth.
Make better question. Who rolled?
What? I've Last of Us.
I got a nine. So it's oh, oh, I heard 9 and 18
at the same time so I thought you just crushed it Quinn.
I don't go first. When is it going to look at this
old man pointing the crossbow at her just narrow her eyes.
And then she is going to sing her number one crowd-pleaser.
I should have had some titles for the just things are just
sing. I am not actually saying nope.
Her anyway. She's think he's seeing her
number one. Clout crowd-pleaser.
They shot this one. No, not that one.
You think I've used to this pick a panic song.
Careful. We're on Twitch LF.
You Like a Hurricane suggested many chat?
Wait was that actually the songs album?
Him. All right, what am I rolling for
chief? That's a DC. 13 wisdom save a
wisdom. Savior said, yes, he is Charmed
by you, my friend. Yay, Kendall.
I starts to lower their cross for a little bit and go.
Damn, that's that's good. It's one of my favorite songs
but it sounds different. All right, so why are you
attacking us? We didn't want to help you
because you're not helping us. I ain't and then you just threw
a cat eye. My eye.
You know what? Since I have been Charmed, I
can't lie to you. I'm a distraction.
Oh where where is? And I don't life but I but I do
know that we need her for something very important and it
was my job to make sure anyone who came around, he looked
Elvish, didn't get past me. Who who are you working with?
Oh, his name is Dylan. Does Dylan.
All I know about him name. Ring a bell.
Now, he's a, he's the grandson of a friend of mine, but yeah,
they just told me. Hey, if you see Dylan run by
here with an else, just distract any other else.
So, I did it. Where can we find Dylan?
You're from the ruins, right? Yeah, we found the following
them, buddy. Okay, I think I've distracted
for long enough, look up, and you can see that the sun is now
high in the sky. It is now the morning.
It's been that it's in a, it's been a quite a while since she
was abducted. Shoot.
Did you say certain people's a crossbow backup?
No. I said, shit, as its name and
apparently backyard. Oh, there ain't no mayor of
running back after juice the rooms of course, there's no
Bear. Let's Go.
But now you're lucky. Maybe if you if I hope you don't
find her I guess, I don't know. Well if we don't I'm coming back
to eat you. I can become a bear or shit.
Yeah, live in fear. I always knew I'd Die
poetically. Or at the very least at the
hands of justice and we leave. All right, we have no time for
this. Let's go.
So, when takes off a robin, you go back into the woods.
So I you just keep following the runes until you come upon
something that you've never seen before.
In your life, the end of the forest and the Beyond the Forest
as you exit, you are walking on a gravel pathway on top of a
cliff face. And as you look over that Cliff
face, you see? A paved Road, moving Mechanical
Devices. Going at high speeds and ocean
of sounds over stimulating. Your huge ears tall lamps
emitting light brighter than any Flames you've ever seen
produced. I need everyone to roll for
constitution. Okay, seems weird.
But okay. 88. Okay. 39 damn go team.
Great. Great job is one.
Can everyone roll a D6 for me? Gosh.
Oh yes, naturally. Mmkay did you roll a six?
Okay, Jenny I got a 4. All right.
You all, take that amount of psychic damage that it's a very
overwhelming seen loud noises. Honking roaring engines, you
they're all going faster than you've ever seen any device
move. This is what's going on here?
This is. What is this bullshit?
What is insanity? Why is it so loud?
I don't know, but I know that the humans are up to some
bullshit because of all this or have I never been out of the
woods this far? You never been this far out of
the woods. Oh my God.
So I'm gonna do what the elves do.
And blame the unknown and blamed a human's.
This, these stupid humans with their stupid holiday is called.
I don't know. They're like, they're like
horse-drawn carriages, but God so fast.
There's a horse's either have it.
They be taking Florencia here. I don't understand.
None of this makes sense. Maybe their objective was to
bring her here and have her get hit by one of those non
horse-drawn carriages, but not that I'm saying that's what's
going to happen when. I'm sure she's fine.
I'm sure she's doing great. I'm sure she's perfectly, but I
wouldn't know if she was injured, they've had wanted to
take her and do some, I mean x-bar is a DM What do I know
about human? Who good question, you can make
a history real for me? They believe that will be a
total of 17. So there's another very
forthcoming amount of history about the humans, but you do
remember that the ancient El Fondo via who founded, your
Society, founded the society in the first place to get away from
humans your little Society, a lot of the younger elves kind of
believed that humans were a made-up Boogeyman.
And that audio via came out here for other reasons, but you do
know a few things based on the myths, you've heard, you know,
there's Shorter than elves, you know, they kind of have a
tendency to be bullies based on the myths.
You've heard and you know, that you are supposed to stay as far
away from them as possible. Well, so far nothing up to the
legend. do I also know if I like to do weird sex stuff down, No,
no suspect possibly for all I know they just want to take her
to the there. I mean I think I've ever hear
him these things about called brothels, the humans have and
Metatron take funds for their we have to stop them was waiting
up. You loud.
Wait we have one of those and they're treated very well at
brothels. What are you what are you
talking about? Yes.
But I could you imagine what run by you know?
It's quite where you are. Imagine that because I've never
seen one. You are catastrophizing.
We need to calm down. Okay.
Calm down. Look.
Hey, could be defining my part, my precious wife.
I've already flowery right now. Is this tea?
I am going to try to shut her out for a moment and look
around. Are there any signs of Florencia
or more runes or directions anywhere?
What a great question, didn't make a perception role for me.
I can. Okay, spiraling Being late.
Let's see if we can progress the plot here a little bit and
almost choosing violence. 19, what a great role.
As you can see, immediately around you directly.
In front of you, there are stationary versions of the large
Mechanical Devices. You see on the road ahead,
parked cars, if you will, you're on a large patch of dirt.
Dirt and you see a sign near. What you have to assume is the
exit to the forest, since we just came from the exit.
Fair make sense. Yeah, so that is what's
immediately around. You parked cars Gravel Road, Big
Green Sign going to walk over to the side and try to decipher,
what it says, cool. Do you speak common?
Yes sick, it says welcome to Pig saw national forest and under
that, there is another sign. It says, Asheville Dash 32.
And of these words mean anything to me.
I like it. There's a dash and some not
maybe those numbers mean like a distance or a time or something.
I don't. But I don't understand any of
this doesn't mean anything to me.
Well, it's not magical so it must just be like Telling us
information of what's around us maybe.
Yeah, like a pig and a saw. They're very barbaric here.
Hmm. We should check out those
stationary wagons over there. See if we can get away to make
the move or see if there's anybody has seen Port Florencia
as well. Sure it's good idea.
I can describe the cars here for you in a moment.
As soon as I remember, I put them.
Okay, here we go. So you see a good variety of
vehicle Choice here you see a I'm going to try and explain
this in Elven terms, best I can, but you can immediately tell
that they have a variety of doors on them.
One vehicle has about 41, vehicle has about 21 vehicle
also has, to, with a long extended rear in the back of it.
As you are looking at the cars, there is a couple of women who
come out of the woods behind you and they're kind of jogging
together and they they blow past you and they go on your left and
they just keep running in the direction of the parked cars.
Wait, I have a question for you too, hmm?
They stop. And they turn around and look at
you simultaneously. Have you seen someone come by
here, about our height looking, like, she was kidnapped against
her. Will we're looking for a friend
of ours? No, that sounds terrifying.
I kind of cover Quinn's mouth. Okay.
Have you seen anybody else besides us today?
No, ugly-looking says, we should just finish our morning.
Jog Is your friend missing? Do you need help?
You have a phone. I don't know what that is.
So no. Your old record, Cleanin solvent
into your hand, you're all dressed.
I got a really nice what's going on there where you at?
Where you at a party or something?
Oh we're just coming from a wedding, this is Quinn.
Her wife just got kidnapped by so Mazel Tov.
Oh yeah, so we're looking we're looking for her.
Don't suppose? You've seen her Okay, Pat.
Quit on the head, they warned you.
Just kidding. Yeah, look I'm so hoping I can
get at least two more in here, dude.
Everyone's in here. Can't can't can't wait.
Yeah. So there's like, yeah, no, we
got here early in the morning. We did our jog around the, the
hiking trail in the, in the, in the forest.
And now we're just going to go home but we can help you if you,
if you want. Do, you know does, gosh, did you
see anything like we can call the police?
well, our city guard is also investigating it, but if you
have a Guardsman that could help out, that would be much
appreciated of course, We need sun, we can just call 911.
If you can describe her they can put out like like a.
She turns to the other girl, like, oh, what does your dad
call it on the radio an APB? Yeah, we like a missing persons
report. How your dad is your father is
part of the Guard? Yeah.
Well he's a cop. Yeah.
How is screaming the numbers? 911 going to get us any hell,
honey! No.
No, no one's listening. I know we're all scared here but
we got to keep a level head. No one's screaming, I'm Nots.
What are you talking about? I she likes she likes.
She pulls out her phone and she's like, yeah, I can do it.
I have it right here. I can just like maybe defensive.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, wait, I'm gonna look at
the other to be. Like, humans didn't have magic.
What But you know, my annoying resistance on Quinn to like
increase her saving throw against being hysterical.
Sure. Why not III?
That's an Indian D1. Yeah.
The the hysterical stat. Of course, sure.
I just kind of tap her on the shoulder and my hand close.
And she now has one before against her.
Saving throw up against whatever the fuck.
She's going on, great. So I wrote out of four or ten on
the D20, the pharmacy for. So you're the best role so far,
which that wasn't true. I just I just took a okay, I got
back I'm gonna be no good. No I mean I'm not good but I'm
okay. That was that was genius.
Thank you. So like I said I just I just
pull it up. Well we'll call him.
What does she look like? Kind of like us longer ears a
little shorter than me. She was kidnapped by a, man
wearing black. We couldn't really see his
features. Wait, hold on your ears.
They those aren't our she also wearing those mmm.
Yes. She's wearing the ears that you
all have on. Yes, they didn't.
Like come off when she was being dragged through the till your
ears fall off with what Wait, I just kind of huddled towards
kind of makes her to each other and say in unison, larpers.
I just kind of like turned to Tristan and quitting this kind
of whisper listen. Uh I don't think humans really
get the situation here. So the more we work with them,
the better. It's gonna be.
I agree. But I don't understand.
What's that word? They just called us a larpers.
I don't know either, but I know what kind of song is just.
As long as you're not trying to kill us, I think we'll be all
right. Okay, maybe you're right.
That's a good point but I do. I do have a quick question.
Yes. And Ken Quinn, like draw out the
room that they are following that, you know.
Yeah, yours alone around times do a drawing drawing drawing,
you can do an Arcana check, I see what Quinn's doing.
I'm going to Pat her on the shoulder and be like you got
this, you got it. Guidance plus a day for.
That's right. We both bring guidance. you had
a feeling like he was an elite as a modifier on whatever ground
on the ground little bit, the the gravel gravel path there but
what I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I get overwhelmed, I said it's my
wife, it's just gone missing, but what exactly does this this
this weird is this thing being to you guys because we met a guy
who said he trying to do Trying to delay us and he said keep
following these and we'd let us to hear.
But is there like another continuance?
You mean like that? And she points at another sign
kind of like would towards others.
Like zooming cars are going kind of where you saw the Asheville
sign. And you now for the first time
notice that you prune carved just above the number 32.
Hmm. Okay.
So yes, just so I guess we need I think we go that direction.
So, one of what does that number mean?
The girls is staring at the Rune really intently and she goes a,
yeah, I'm really familiar with this particular symbol.
Actually, she takes a she's wearing gloves because it's
winter. It's cold for your morning,
Josh. She takes one of them off and
she said a tattoo of it on her hand right here.
Oh what? Yeah, I got this and I was 18.
I thought it looked cool. And then somebody told me that
it was actually like a symbol for like a group who was
planning to that kidnapping elf. So I kind of regret it.
I've been saving up to get it removed because I don't I don't
partake in kidnapping where, you know, so where did you see it to
get it tattooed on you. Well, there's this movie that
came out a while back around and you know, when I was a teenager
just you know, trying to rebel against my parents, And yeah,
there was a movie that came out. I was about this elf named Todd
Bollard some Todd Hoffman. Todrick.
I remember something like that and yeah, this symbol got really
popular because of that movie. So I was like, I'm gonna go get
that tattooed on my hand, I'll show you Mom and Dad and then
you know, a few years pass and you'll learn the oh actually
it's a kidnapping symbol. So I just wearing gloves to hide
it until I can afford to get rid of it.
You see the other girl, I kind of like patting her back like
it's been really bugging her. Okay.
Huh. That's well okay um I guess we
have to follow this simple and maybe they'd get out enough so
we have stop. Wait wait.
Kidnapped ears. Yes.
Uh-huh. Yes.
Where else in your so wait. Hold on.
Are you like for real for real Ells like no calf know.
I like L know. Well I mean Tristan was wearing
a hat first. Press the digitation on them.
Yeah why am I scared? It's presentation Rants and
thing is clean an object just like their jackets just that's
not my fingers and their jackets are just clean.
Oh okay. Yeah you're trying to prove
yourself. Okay so they look at their
jackets all that morning and do all the dirt.
They kicked up is kind of vanishes off of them and they're
like oh Fuck. Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, you're oh, oh. So you you he's point.
This is the be other one. This is point.
It is kinetic win. You are Married to an elf who
was kidnapped? Yes.
And I really like to save her.
So if we, if you can, yeah, you'll miss out like she, she
pulls out a pair of keys and unlocks the four-door car and
it's kind of an shaped and they're like, get not a van, but
it's only van shape. You have got it.
Shut up Penny. Yeah.
They unlock the car and I everyone just get in the car,
will take you, where you're going.
Where you going Asheville? I guess wherever that that ruin
was going. Yes, I suppose Asheville get in
the car. That's where we live.
We will take you there. Okay, okay, yes.
I was just going to say, can I also what?
Y'all don't trust my my my to jogging gals.
The one with the tattoo on her hands.
Just say no, I just know a lot more than I feel like they're
letting on. Yeah, not even a little bit
whether you have some more questions because All right,
grant I've got what's up. Okay.
I'll be 22 total. Are you in the van?
Yes, or no? Okay, not yet.
Stopped outside of it and just like looked around inside.
Look at that, look, this thing really to insights check on the
van that has a North Carolina license plate that says North
Carolina on their the bottom of the license plate reads.
First in Flight. Yep I didn't have that.
No written down. That's just a thing I know about
North Carolina license plates, we have an assortment of bumper
stickers, one says honk, if you're gay One says horn.
If your honky there is another bumper sticker that says, never
Trump, no idea what that means. There is another one that says,
Bernie with a blue bird on it. Remember, we're on Twitch,
whatever. Come at me, like Politics on
here. Don't worry.
This isn't politics. Is the lovely lesbian.
Couple driving. A van and Asheville, North
Carolina. What's political about that
existence anyway? This is an LGBT stream.
That's true. That's our tag.
Yeah, it's a Nolan. It dig, it looks older.
It's got some, it's got like a little bit of a crust on.
It's like an older model. Maybe someone's dad, gave it to
him as a wedding gift. Hypothetically.
If you can glean that from an Insight, check your very
important. Sure.
Yay. Are they trustworthy guys?
We are good G at. Yeah, that is what you can glean
from the couple's car and now everyone, please, enjoy a brief
moment to enjoy Case cat. Cat brake that brake.
Thank you for the cat. Okay, can we get some cats in
the chat? Can we get cats in the chat?
So yeah, that is your sorry. I totally fine.
You never got to apologize for the cat.
So yeah, that's what's that's what's going on with fiea with
the couple's van Ik. I mean this is the lead we have.
Let's let's go. Okay, I would just go ahead and
hop in the van. I would automatically trust
anyone, who's sitting, where who's sitting?
Where daughter sitting where? Because?
Bob, pick a spot in the van window, window, window window.
I feel like Quinn just get stuck in the middle that she's the
smallest, one, or even. Okay, sure, I believe that
where's Tristan sitting all the descriptions.
How many rows of seats? Are there?
We've got two rows of seats. We got, you know, the one behind
the driver and passenger seat with two little seats on the
side, then in the back is kind of like a bench situation.
I'm gonna sit back there because I want to be able to look out
behind us. Sure.
All right. So we've got we've got this just
for everyone with your mental mapping.
In here. If for those of you who I'm sure
are painstakingly writing the map of this wonderful parking
lot in your mind. We have carillion Window Seat.
We've got Tristan in the back. We've got Quinn in the middle.
A seat, I did not specify. So, I happen to be standing in
the middle of the sitting on the floor.
Okay. Two bucket seats in the front.
There's the BART been seeing the back.
So, to be clear a lien on one window seat or something other
window seat, and then we'll be stuck in the middle.
Cause she's the shortest buzz, if Justin's the back and take a
look at this. Yeah, you kind of like see
everyone else sitting in a seat and your oh, right?
Of course, when you stand up and put your self in the other seat,
we the Southern Sound any gal. The passenger side seat turns
when I was everyone buckle up. I have no idea what that means.
The other one goes, there are elves.
They don't know. Our human stuff shall shoot, I'm
pretty sure that Buckley and up is a text message.
Show don't always assume it's all sex.
Listen, I I'm pretty sure I've done that one.
What is it? I know you're in a popular elf
band but not everything has to end as poorly as it does in
those elf hotel rooms. The big Society, they have our
towns with all of the one hotel, just the one leave us for when I
was visiting from from from north of our society, to down
south of our society, have to go to the South Hotel, we have.
Okay, so the be something sounding lady just kind of like
it's out of the seat and see the sights.
Walking up to each of your spots as I.
Okay. So this is a seatbelt.
This, this this this is called the car.
It's gonna go real fast, like 80 miles per hour.
Once we hit the open road, so you gotta wear this belt to make
sure you don't go careening through the front window.
I'm going to be honest. I understand every fourth word,
you say, just tell me what I do. I have permission to reach
across your body and put your seatbelt on for your safety.
T. Yes, sure.
I got two yeses you and then I'm going to watch what you do and
then I'll mimic their enough. So that this we're all familiar
with each other. My name is Jen.
Staffer what what what Immediate kick with a gut with Jen staffer
Master Monday baby. It's very nice to meet you.
Jen Ste. What are y'all is names?
I'm quitting my wife. They were trying to find his
flippers or 30 games. Tristan Tristan and trillion
trillion. All right, like as I'm dancing
for, this is my my girlfriend, her name is Samantha.
And we are going to get you a nice and safe to Asheville.
Okay? Great.
Thank you, thank you. Caleb for appreciating genius at
a time. As of my dying of laughter,
isn't The Fairly OddParents crossover?
Yeah, so gents the fur successfully buckles up Tristan
and Quinn. And as she is, she's you know,
showing curly like okay. So you take this little metal
bit, right? And then you pull it across.
Sorry, don't mind my Reitman. I go across your chest here and
you can click it into this little open slide.
Okay. Okay, got it.
Got it. Yes.
Hey can you make a dicksterity role for me?
My Jesus fucking Christ. Nat 20 baby, I'll blow his
fucking seatbelt. Shit visual learner Christian is
a fucking neural net processor over here.
She knows exactly what a great time for your twenties, a kicky.
Okay. It's always what its most
useless. Mmm-hmm, hey, learning
computers. He be okay.
Okay. So you're you are heading down
the highway. The the girls were playing
Melissa Etheridge in their car because of course, they are.
And surely. It has no clue who that is.
Alright. Yeah, your ears.
You're just hearing some lady on the radio thinking about coming
through windows and as your as your yeah, I roll it.
We still doing phrasing performance.
Check to see how much I appreciate this.
Yeah. Here Comes during that 20 K.
Already got one. Um, that's gonna be 11 for a
total good. You, you play a very different
kind of music but this, this adult contemporary stuff might
be your new scene. And maybe if you and your
married, life is just settle down.
And yet, start thinking about what it means to be a woman who
is married to a woman? Yeah.
Something is resonates with that, about you Quinn has
already seen that long, so don't tell us because we're not.
So we know that elves are a thing, but we always thought
they were like, mythical creatures, like, what's a,
what's a day? Like, for you guys?
Well, for me, specifically, I wake up.
I do my chores, like, cleaning around my house.
I work, for our city guard. I'm kind of like on our support
crew. I'm not like a Big-time guard.
No no I don't go out and like defend the woods or anything but
I help out where I can at the town.
I make potions I brew different kinds of stews and such to help
out with the town and just make sure that everyone's just you
know happy and well fed and taken care of admirable
admirable. Leo, I'll go next.
Do you do Tristan a little bit of everything?
Honestly, I'm not great at keeping.
A regular job. I like to spend a lot more time
just like out in nature. To be honest as well as my first
time. Going out in the Forbidden
Forest but you know, whatever is picks are forbidden.
I don't know what any of that means, but if you mean like the
forest back there, we're not supposed to go in there.
No. Oh wewe.
So if we might have a different name for it, we we call those
the pig solids. Why do you call it that as their
pigs with saws in there? They kind of look at each other
and go white. Why do we call it that?
Sometimes I perform with my sister, she plays the music and
I turn into like a little bear, something and balance on a ball.
It's fun. It's cute.
It's Jen suffer like whips around in the steel.
You can turn Into a bear. What like, it's hard.
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I would say it's not
impossible to do that for us. Oh, humans don't have a whole
lot of magic, do they have none whole lot?
Well, yes, it depends on the human.
Yeah, some people are like in their crystals and stuff.
They think I'm Magic Properties that you kind of.
See like Samantha tighten the steering wheel.
When, what Jennifer says this Christmas do have magic property
knowingly. Yeah, crystals.
I can use them as focuses for certain spells and stuff they're
definitely real. What are you talking?
Yeah, gents the fur you can use. Those to focus.
Yeah, it's a real thing. The elves know that?
Yeah, she just puts her Helm. I, yeah, I mean, I you you can
do whatever you want with your paycheck, babe.
I've never stood in the way. These people are weird.
I mean, I humans with you. Things are a bit difficult.
I would Jen stuffer household. We've opened up, like, like
trusted mentioned. I'm a I'm in a band.
We call ourselves Elfin essence. Elf in essence, I pray that
you're just not going for the EV easy Evanescence joke.
Okay, oh yes, I am. Yes, that's twice.
Now, that I've been in a game with you that we've referenced
Evanescence. I hope you realize Sounds like
they have to keep keeping on. Yeah, we're often a since I'm
the lead singer. You kinda hear a Samantha
chuckling to herself and they she picks up her phone that she
had in the cup holder and she's like starts like looking through
it kind of like looking at her phone.
Looking at the rare, you know, like yeah, that you definitely
don't do in real life. And that's never fun playing
Wake Me Up Inside to see if it triggers anything.
Oh I'm sorry. The song is that you will bring
me to life. It's not cold.
Wake Me Up Inside before I get ya fucking get on it.
Girl that right getting ahead of the narrative here.
As you are driving down the highway.
Yes, Kay I'm sorry I wrote another natural 20 on that
former sex recognize. Wow yeah it's like the I write
this. I think I have a song for me.
That's pretty good. I better sing it up.
Oh, I'm so glad you use that 24. A performance s, that have one
of them to ask you next. Can you let me get perception?
Rule for me again? Yeah, that is a natural 24.
Me heyo friend 26:17 over in Coop corner and I wrote a
natural When you are to into evanesce you, you start you
start, you start choreographing. The music video in your head.
It starts to rain a little bit outside your, like, watching The
Raindrops race each other. While you listen to Breathe Me
to Life, As for the people who give a shit, you all see a large
wooden cabin on top of a hill off the coast off the coast off
the edge of the highway and for those Those who wrote higher
than a 20, you see three flags being flown in front of that
house, two of which you don't recognize, but one of which has
a gray flag with the you prune on it.
There you go. There you go.
Return. Everyone including yours, truly
to make a strength saving throw. Oh no.
But okay. I'm at will be a 1415 for nice
Quinn. 2013 for me, how are you rolling?
So high, what are your stats cheese 11?
Okay, there weren't any. So Samantha is weaving into
oncoming traffic. The cabin is on the other side
of the highway. So she's used to pull minute.
She's trying to avoid getting hit.
She's we Vinci. He's rolling.
She's just trying to maintain control and then the van starts
to roll off of the side of the highway everyone who rolled
lower than a 12 please roll a D6 for me on find them.
That's a 6 for me six points of car accident damage.
It's a seat belts on that would have been a D12 of car accident.
So, two of you exit, the vehicle.
Fine. One of you is I'm Le baguette.
Is you could be a pretty bad. I'm limping.
Yeah. Via the, the girls kind of come
out of the wreckage of the car. Like, Fuck that day.
And I am. So sorry about that.
Oh man, but I'm sorrier For You. Are you going to be okay?
This seems to be your only way of getting anywhere.
You're calling an ambulance. Can I roll a medicine?
Check on them to see if they're actually okay.
Yeah. Can I cast healing word on one
of the 21? Wow, yeah, they're hurt.
Yeah, you can cut, you'll see you see, like, it's like some of
the other faces got a little bit, cut off the air bags went
off. Thankfully, you know, they, they
took some damage from that and, you know, they're not level 3
elves, they're just a lovely lesbian couple.
They're they're they're healthy. But you know, Jenner's.
I rolled a three sons gonna be six, hit points back to which
everyone had that is going to be with according to my dice here.
Samantha took four points of damage and gents the fur took
to. So you can choose who gets the
three, Six times over must be modified.
That will go to Jenn, Chancellor.
It is she's like, wow! Thank you.
Okay, now I can focus. Now, I can focus on what they
call my Dad and tell him about what happened with the car and
then I'll get an ambulance. Oh, I feel great.
So I'm going to make sure she's all right.
Good thing I get really great. Insurance of my job, shoot dang.
Yeah, so but thank you. I'm sorry, horse-drawn carriage
not a horse that's the damage them.
Thank you for choosing, that music was really great.
Wonderful. And I got a I'm gonna I'm gonna
give it to my wife now. Okay.
Let pleasure and pleasure meeting you guys.
Yeah, hope you find her we are all about finding abducted
women. This is the invigorating.
So I mean if let us know how it goes if you're ever in
Asheville, look us up absolutely Facebook.
But no, I don't gotta tell like a book with faces in it.
What's wrong with you? That's work to mantha.
They ain't getting. They didn't know what a phone
was. I'm gonna take out a piece of
our currency. I don't know what it is, and I'm
going to hand it to them and be like, I don't know what this is,
this is worth anything, but General gold piece.
Yeah sick. Yeah, yeah.
Two gents. The first hurts.
Up and around like a prospector? Yes, I do whole baby, we are
gonna need my insurance. You are good to go.
We can get a new Subaru. Okay, we're gonna go find her
wife will thank you, best of luck.
Truly best of luck. I hope she's all right.
Yeah, yeah. You take care.
Bye. Bye.
And Quinn runs off in the direction that the house on the
hill cabin, Atop The Hill of the Asheville, whatever.
It's called Highway, okay? So, you are walking up.
You see the flag waving the? Yep, crew.
And you'll see the other two flags you don't recognize, you
are noticing that this particular cabin has a lot of
interesting decorations. In front of it like, you know,
you see a car similar to the one you were in but it has no tires
and it's on the lawn just sit in there.
Doesn't seem to be going nowhere.
You see some just some animal carcasses lying around some some
Taxidermy, eyes. Dear, if you want to make an
investigation, check you can look in the window.
Absolutely, that's the crack died.
That sucks. It's gonna be total.
Ya know, when I heard that sucks, I was ready for another
110. Can get you a little bit of the
way they are. So you're going to sheepishly
looking around trying to be cautious about it.
Not draw attention to yourself. But it becomes pretty clear that
this, this is a person who loves to hunt.
You see, like I said, the Taxidermy eyes animals, you kind
of see some, some, some some guns hanging on the wall.
They have a doormat that says, love to kill On it and of course
the up Rune flag flying proud. Another one.
I'm right. They're gonna they got a murder
and it's tough. Tristan had that same thought so
he's not saying anything. He's just like.
Yep. I have an idea dangerous thing
that has in this day and age. I'm going to pull out a small,
white gemstone from my my side bag and I am going to infuse
this object to become a homunculus, sir.
Oh, this is a thing that she can do, of course Lee.
I don't know why he would sooner.
Honestly it's not something that can last very long.
So basically, I'm going to make this servant and to have it go
take a look inside this cabin. The servant does not very tall.
It's about like, when you say take a look inside, are we
talking like through the window, or are we talking like we're
talking mine? He's gonna he's gonna do some
metal gear solid shit. We're gonna try sneaking in
there. Oh okay.
Well that's the noise. You always want your dungeon
master me. Yeah that that was a gerbil
spinning extra hard in my brain right now.
The way I figure it if if a thing that is not a elf go
inside and if get dead it not big deal.
Okay, tell me very specifically what the what the homunculus is
going to do how it's getting inside.
I would order it to go around to the back and see if there is a
door that it can enter. Oh, that's fun.
Okay, yeah, it goes around the back, the homunculus finds a
flapping screen door in front of a closed, wooden door.
Okay, door handles. Three feet off the ground.
Is that high enough for your whole Achilles?
Yeah, it's says that it's a tiny construct which is about 3 feet
tall so it can reach it because, okay.
So it's either a tie with the door hand knobs.
Yeah. So it goes to like Jiggle.
It And you hear a gun cock from behind the door while the
homunculus does I should say. And then, I'll little tiny,
like, you know, what's this part of the gun called?
I'm the bedroll. Just gonna be a barrel.
Yes, folks. Out of the door and from the
front, you hear a very loud. Thank you.
The barrel. The very very loud voice.
Call of Muhammad Ali. You drop my property before I
blast. You does the homunculus.
Respond to that. Great question.
Let me see how smart it is. It only follows orders so it's
technically cannot respond. Unless I tell it great.
Your homunculus. It's shot in the face.
Cool. How much damage does it take?
Great question. We pull up via the stat sheet
for that weapon here. Depends on game, you're playing.
Your homunculus. Takes to d8 damage to d8, okay?
Well, it's Overkill. It had five a total of 6 hp and
it got dealt 10 damage. That thing is fucking gone cool.
Yeah, your homunculus gets blasted away.
It's just a parish that feet on the ground smoke coming out of
them. Well, that's all - that's not
get. That was really laughs.
What was that? You all are here.
A very aggressive door open from the back and then thundering
footsteps walking towards you. Okay.
I have an idea. We should go the other direction
to where he is. Walking.
Just like, kind of like we're gonna Pink Panther the yes, yes.
Yes, like the record he's coming from were walking the other way?
Yep. Absolutely.
And you are all stealth for me? Yeah, yes.
Oh no. Okay, I've got a bad news for
your Bears. I have a negative 1 and stuff.
Ha, ha ha, perfect. But that's okay, 12 on I, for
2017 18. Okay.
Also have an 18 guess Oh you old all good stuff?
Yeah we did. That's good.
Wow. Okay sick.
Yeah this is this is gonna be one of those Charlie Chaplin
sketches here for a hot minute. So he you you're you're you're
you're going around the the cabin, vis--vis fun.
Thundering footsteps, persons coming around the cabin.
You keep dismissing each other. They trying to Barrel backwards
or like, oh ho, but did you consider that?
We can also do that. And it just goes around like
this for a little while until you finally hear a voice yell
out. Out be like how fucking steals
my property, get off of it at any point about the head with
respect to the same twin moment. Yes, perfect reaction like that
back door is in the back. Door is in fact open.
So and then point while we're doing the little Charlie
Chaplin, we can we step inside walk it or and then close it?
Close it. Yes, go Hell yeah, you're all
the good stuffs Jack. I'm not gonna make you do that
again. Yeah, so you get into the
person's house and lock the back door immediately gonna go to the
front door and also walking, if it's not already very good, have
these people ever had, you know what, K taking inspiration, guy
for that one. Okay, I will tell you.
Now there's only one more line. I'm hoping to be able to pull
off and I'm so excited and scared.
Oh my God, the other one, a little bit of a stretch of that
one. How to do that.
One for you. Chief
chat! Same!
Welcome to the inside of the cabin of thing.
I definitely would have been for this.
This particular cabin just discrete reims, old lady you,
you see some some hand couldn't help knitted blankets.
Of course, you saw the previous established hung up tax under my
eyes, animals to see, deers, Gophers Badgers bear, you see,
photographs lining dressers the most common through line.
Through all the photographs is an older looking lady with that
with gray curly, Hair and an eye patch, a little scantily, clad,
in a few of the photos. But you know what?
Good for her. She's rocking that.
And yeah, you don't see a lot of technological items, not the
elves would know to look for things like a TV or a modem or
whatever, but you see some books, some maps lying around on
the coffee table. Just, you know, a whole bunch of
shit is lying around. I want to take a look at the map
and see if I notice anymore. You, uh, prunes cool make
Arcana. Check sure. 14.
There is a you prune. So this is a map of Asheville.
Okay. And you see two?
Yep runes on it one is on something that reads as follows
as soon as I you know yeah find it in the notes or make it.
Mm-hmm folks. If you ever want to write your
own home, brew D&D campaign, don't keep it one page or less
lose your place. Okay.
There you see one? Yep, Rune above something that
reads Carolina apartments and you see one above one that says
Christ, Christian Scientist. Okay.
But I wouldn't know more or less where we currently are on this
map. What?
I. Yeah, you would actually he's on
the map. You can kind of have you see
like a little black mark that has like an indicator that
that's what the cabin is. And then you would see the city
of Asheville about like 10 miles away from there.
Okay. So the map has a you are here as
well. Is she?
It's a cabin that's unmonitored. If you will often Off the Grid.
Yeah just in case me my shoot shit.
You need a guy's point of going reference while that's
happening. I would like to go around the
cabin going. Alright?
See ya Florencia. Are you in here?
Trying to see if anybody response you hear nothing.
Quinn goes and raids um, I guess Looks for some snacks.
It's been a long day. She is stressed.
She needs some food. She needs something.
We all need some food, okay? All you have to punch your
layer. You can make a nature.
Check major. That'll be an eleven plus.
You're wandering around. You, come across the kitchen.
You see a large white box? Radiating.
Some strange humming sound, you see some cabinets?
You see a metallic device underneath a sunlit window, has
a curving pipe. Coming out of it.
Okay, I go to investigate the curving, the weird metallic
fighter, and two nozzles on either side of the pipe.
I turn on the cold water comes out.
This is tourism. Welcome to K.
And Grant comes from water and take a drink cup.
Some, I'm just getting some out of the river.
Yeah, yeah. It tastes like tastes.
Like, chemicals and toothpaste. Fluoride nothing fresh.
And you said, well, I would, I care what their yeah.
You're that guy, right? Is every season.
When opens it inside the refrigerator, you see a Boar's
Head? That's just gross that's gonna
kiss. And boy, does it make it
constitutional for me? Now there's my third natural,
one of my role at these four. Let's take it one stinky damage,
the other other unknown type of damage.
He indeed, yeah, stinky man, Quinn's, not looking too good
folks. Yeah, if you open the fridge and
it makes you gag a little bit, like you can taste your own bile
in the back of your throat. I guess there's nothing to eat
here. All right, you hear a banging on
the front door. I open this door.
It's my property. She sounds delightful
interesting by any chance. Did you prepare prepare what?
Oh no, I didn't probably been good idea.
Yeah. II can I can hold person, we
could open the door at whole person who run away.
Hey, where's everyone standing right now?
Well, I like in the doorway between the kitchen and the
living room. I'm by the map still.
Okay, Tristan, I picture that Quinn saw me coming, like, back
down the stairs from the upstairs, looking for Florencia,
and ask me that. So, I'm at the threshold of the
stairs going into the kitchen, cool Quinn can make it.
Their 30-year old for me. Oh, okay.
A bullet comes through the front door and you God's out of the
way of it. Next one will open the door of
your toast. I need them to make me a wisdom.
Saving therapy c-13 me. Okay.
Yes you for a good old Mima, shoot stuff.
No you're not going to you're not going to shoot us.
You're gonna leave us alone. We'll be out of here in just a
moment. And I'm using suggestion gold a
15, damn it. Yeah, see, here's the thing
about country. Grandma's not easy to influence.
So, so the banging is louder and louder.
And you here, shut the absolute hell up.
You get out of my house, this instant, I mean, everyone's a
mega decks role for me while this is happening.
I'm screaming. Where's florencio?
Tell us where she is and we'll leave.
Oh, that's dirty 20. Guess Who roll the seven?
I'm gonna guess the chat. Did ya.
Chat room, 27. Sorry.
How do you safe to make additional?
Shots are. All right.
Please roll to d8. Ouch, I'm gonna vomit.
Quinn might be up. When what's your HP?
Oh shit. What do you have so little HP at
level freaking 3 bar know because dumped con dump con are
you good? Don't worry, you can still roll
death saves. I mean, he's on the one, he's
good. Okay, since I've succeeded and I
did pretty well, I would like to run towards cool.
I would like to run towards Quinn and like slide on the
floor. Grab ahold of her and drag her
behind, like the cabinet's into the kitchen to try to get some
cover. You're opening the door to pull
her in. Oh yes, yes.
Oh yeah, quit quit. So this is like a buckshot kind
of shot here. So Quinn gets hit.
Curly, what was your damage again?
I-i'm at 20 damage you took a clean white?
No, no. So I had 35, Max HP.
I have now at 20 health. So when you rolled your to Da to
took how much, I don't remember, but that's what I'm at right
now. Hey whatever you do you okay?
Yes with your successful decks roll.
Your brother still gets hit. You sister still gets hit.
Grab her down, pull her into the back, you're all kind of
hobbling. In the most Central non window,
we part of the house right now. I'm gonna cast cure wounds on
her great and you will gain 11 points of healing from that
quid. Then basically you started it.
18 points. I hope.
Yes. I have 17!
I have 35. What are you doing?
27! I told you wizard.
She dumped con strategy.
I sure am. Okay.
The locks on the front door for the desk too.
Docile loose One kind of like Puma, another one.
No one. Okay.
So, okay, is there another gotta get the hell out of here?
So I would I would run to the back door kind of slide down to
not get shot again. And if you like look, she's not
here. We gotta go, but maybe didn't
know what you get Quinn to get out of here.
Yep, I would just grab Quinn kind of hurler over my shoulder
and we get out of here. Okay, I'm going to stand near
the back door but I'm not leaving yet.
Okay, okay. You make a make me, make
yourself roll, okay. Oh, thank God.
It's a 13. Just really and you were
currently over curly and shoulder.
So yeah, you can sneak out the back door.
Quinn, what are you not? Quinn got that.
Tristan, what are you up to? I'm going to wait until this
door, gets kicked open and the moment I can see this person.
I'm going to cast hold person on them.
Okay, here goes nothing. So the the door Rockets open and
there you see the old lady you've seen from the photographs
of curly hair, the eye patch, all of that fun stuff.
And that there she is stand there holding the shotgun and
she just seems are right at you. No pleasantries, no monologue,
no warning. She's getting ready to fire
again. Hands up old person.
DEC 14, wisdom save not trying to hurt you.
That's what I'm saying. But I'm casting whole person.
Okay. And I got to meet the Lewiston
safe. Yes, okay.
Hmm, a nine. They are paralyzed for one
moment, 41 minutes, not a moment, a minute right now.
I got you. So she she freezes in place that
got the damn. I am rushing towards this
person. I'm grabbing the gun from them
first and foremost. And I'm saying, where is
Florencia? The the old lady kind of looks
down at the floor. Looks on the map looks at you
holding her gun and he's like, I ain't telling I'm going to turn
the gun around and point it at the old lady.
I don't really know how this works, but I am.
I'm going to try to pretend I do and I'm going to say I'm going
to ask one more time She can't move, but you can make an
intimidation rule for me, with Advantage.
Come on, don't suck. All right, 14. 14 against her.
What was my thing for this? Okay, 14, she is she, she
doesn't budge. She does not budge, she knows
you're an elf. She knows you're not familiar
with firearms. Kenna.
Kill wait. How far away from Tristan?
Is our Quinn and Tristan's on the inside of the front door,
you went out the back door. So are you guys excited?
Cabins length, apart. Maybe it's a little Sure.
Alright, cool. I wanna give Tristan Bartok
inspiration on trying to make. That's gonna be.
I should be 64. I am going to be like because
here's here's the thing, right? Tristan understands that this is
a very powerful weapon after seeing what it did to his sister
at point-blank rub. I'm not provide range from far
away. I'm standing with this thing
pointed direct. Those person Tristan's not a
murderer. Okay.
So and said Justin's going to grab the gun by the barrel and
swing it like a club and hit this person in the knee.
That's it's a lot. It's like 22 to hit.
Oh yeah that hits for sure and using a gun for bludgeoning
damage. Yeah how much blood what way God
intended? What?
What damaged? I switch you like.
Me to roll. I would like you to roll and
Iain. Okay.
That is six points of
bludgeoning damage. Jesus old lady old lady bees and
then I asked politely I've asked not
politely, you don't want to see what happens if there are time
whereas Florencia. Tristan with SEAL Team.
Six on it for me? Yes, a mighty sick.
So my operation. Oh, this is, which is coming
from this is much better. That's 18 minus 1 because I
don't but I have a D6 and I rolled a six.
So it's 23. 23 of them. Well, the math game.
So Wonderful. So she's got tears in her eyes.
She's hurting hurting her poor bit.
A little knees. Are in pain.
You you are terrifying. You don't know how to use a gun
but you do know how to use a gun if she's just like on the map.
Okay, it's on the fucking Matt. I'm going to run over knowing
that my spell is about to run out.
I'm going to run over grab the map and run out the back door
and look for Karelian and And my sister Quinn, that's her name.
Yep. That would have been named
Davis. My, my, my twin sister.
Yeah. All right.
Yuri Yuri convene. I am going to hand the gun to
Karelian. I don't you the I don't know if
this you machines at not me. I don't crack at it a shotgun.
Plus one shot, does it have the shotgun?
So let me tell you about it, there's a real stat line for it.
It does to d8 piercing damage, it has a 30 90 range, you can
reload it and it's a two handed weapon.
Now. Every time you want to use this
weapon, you're going to do it based on your intuition so you
were going to roll with a disadvantage.
Any time you try to use the shotgun.
Okay, who else, right? And what stat would I be using
as a modifier for damage, if any Hmm.
Good question. We're what?
You know what? You know what?
You're going to use your intelligence modifier and for
shotgun because you have to figure it out.
That's fair. Okay?
So I'll keep figuring this out. I'll pass Quinn over to Tristan
up. Yep, I'll take, I'll take her.
You know, it is a fair trade gun for sister.
It's kind of a give and take here. as
we've all famously established, That she says it that whenever
someone map and wherever she is on the back, I took the I also
had the map of her wherever Florencia is is on the map.
Well, I remembered that there were pick something that caught
my attention was, and it said, Apartments, not sure what that
means. And the other said it was a, a
Place may be named after a guy named Jesus Crist, I don't know,
but we can he start there and say, Jesus, I will just Christ
just Christ. Scientist Christ.
I know my bad grace sign. I It's okay.
What? So we have the concept of
Science and our society because we have an artificer right?
So like to do but so that you can science, same thing.
Yeah. Supposed to like it's really
that first word the Christ part that we're really kind of stuck
on here. I don't there's an elf Christ.
Is there. Are you ready?
Stablishing ultrasounds in the woods?
I said elf. Jesus never mind.
Hey no, it's fine. Let's go.
First question, how are you getting there?
How far away is it? I'm going to turn into a horse.
Yeah fantasy story telling what's up.
I'm going to turn into like a really Sleek like all black.
Like racing horse and the two of you jump up with the top hat.
Yes, because the top hat doesn't actually transform with me.
It's just stays on right. And Quinn Pockets lips the model
Cloud earlier. Perfect.
Yes. Yes.
This is really good money back with the William Tell Overture
blasting behind you you follow the map into Scenic Asheville
North Carolina. Fun fact, that's what they film
Scott Pilgrim anyway. Nice.
I don't know. I think that's the big to do
with Scott Pilgrim. I don't remember.
Someone will know and correct me.
I am sure. We do have someone from
Asheville in the chat, so we will get a correction on that.
Probably the William elf Overture.
That's right. Thank you.
Okay. So, this from what I've Googled,
it says that I should be able to run about 40 miles per hour so I
can get us there fast. We're so fast.
Speeds, whatever for did you get there in 25 minutes?
And it's quick. Yeah, that that is a fourth of
an hour. You are fantastic arrived at
Christ. Scientists in beautiful.
Bill, North Carolina, Christ scientist is a church building.
It stands at a really high level.
The doors are unlocked because all are welcome here.
So yeah that's you were in its front lawn a top, a horse.
Two elves writing an Elven horse.
I'm staying as a horse Christ scientist, what a wedding day.
I suppose When Quinn goes marching inside.
I will follow as a horse. And as you as you do sighing,
did say all are welcome here. That includes horses.
Yeah, sources I'll head in June, so quit, those Martian inside
and enters in the main Meeting Hall and begins pasty and a
church. Corridor Christ.
Scientist is super literal, you walk in and see a stain that
glass image of Jesus for the players reference.
But for the elves references, some Guy with long hair and a
lab coat. Carefully studying some green
liquid in a beaker, another image shows him handing out.
Needles that's a polio vaccine to a group of school children.
A large cross is displayed at the end of a long red carpet
that goes up some stairs and standing in front of several
rows of pews a banner is hung on the cross that says technically
speaking, it was probably the nails that killed him not Cross.
We have no idea what this means. You know what we need to do?
We need to burn down human societies.
What we need to do. I think after we rescue
Florencia we need to go Valley the armies and just invade and
take it over. Because listen, if this is their
religion and they're worshipping a guy who died, I mean like
That's really weird. I'm like, elf, like Jesus, who
is alive and just hang out. Yeah, famously alive in in
Florida. Somewhere.
He came to one of my shows like three months ago and he got
shots for the whole band. Yeah, love of Jesus.
He gets us every time you let him 20 bucks.
He gives you 40 back. Maybe interest.
Yeah. That's that's the Christ
scientist building. Anyone want to make a good
old-fashioned investigation? Check.
Absolutely. I can do that.
Well. That's a to I got the total of
15 hardly afford to add my my skills that it's a for total.
Oh well, that makes all the difference.
Thank you, doesn't it Tristram did you get the horse?
Okay, we are plus one for fucking disco reference.
This is what happens in people's lives are in danger.
Just one people sure lady had a gun now, we have.
Okay. 15 for investigation, okay?
Yes, at the altar where a priest?
Our maybe a lab tech. Give him the illustrations.
Here would be standing. You see Florencia Mesmer.
She is a mid-air mesmerised. No.
Nothing going on in the, in the eye region and there is a
projected image of the you prune being Laid on the wall in front
of her and but I'm behind you. Hmm.
Idiot. So, if I want to die for the old
9ya ruins, not your thing, not sure.
What part of that Rune is making them do that thing.
All right, when it's going to run up to 40 Orencia and throw
her arms around her beautiful, bride can't reach her she's way
up in the air. She's she Leaf, we should be
floating dog. Look around for what's causing
her to flip humans don't have magic, right?
So how are they getting here? Felt like that.
That's impossible for them. Solid question.
And if I had scan from magical item, like I thought I should
grab. I would have told you but I
don't have it. How helpful.
Thank you. I have not.
No. Okay.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna drop out of wild shape gonna go
walk out of there if you wanted to be, or I really just want to
be. I wanted to trample someone, but
there's nobody trampled yet. So I'm going to take 10 minutes
as long as we're not interrupted and cast detect Magic.
Yes. Yes, as you are wild shaping out
the bottom of the Cross makes a creaking sound and a sin, a
comically small door, opens and out walks, a man, wearing
goggles, and a lab coat of the dagger hanging in his belt loop,
and he's eating a sandwich. And he sees all three of you and
goes. All right.
Oh shit. In the turns and closes the
door. Well, I think the only sane
thing to do March up to the door is kill, Batman.
Yes. Absolutely.
And is the door locked but God that you can go check.
I will go check for you Quinn. Yeah that's what I'm doing.
Queen walk up there and went to the door and windows even a lot.
So is a lot. If you make an arc on a check, I
can tell you guidance. It's my 17 on the die for, hold
on, hold on, we're ready for 17 + 4 + 14, total of, hey, right
up beautiful. Yeah, so yeah, the door, it was
locked but your else been blood opens it and inside, you'll see
a big elaborate laboratory. You've seen Laboratories you see
movies Universe? It would seem big machines
strains mysterious colorful liquids going in and out of
stuff. Diagrams on the walls of Elf
Anatomy are all over the place, the movie that the girls were
referencing earlier with. What's up seems to be a human
playing the ancient elf odd do via is playing in the
background. That's messed up.
As fuck. See, I told you he was we're
going to try and leave with herencia.
We had to rent this. We can't let them get that snake
with know. You better start talking little
man, where are you? So a little spinny chair spins
around and you see a guy in a lab coat?
That's a little bit too big for him.
Not eating a sandwich. You know.
We're not trying to sleep with her.
It's gross. You're gross.
Why did you kidnap my wife? Then.
It was her wedding day. I figured that out.
So why don't you kick it up another world?
Why'd you take my wife. Hold on.
So your head is City guard know? I don't think you mean that was
your particular elf? Not just any elf kind of take it
as she would that to fact of the matter is, one the fuck to give
us a reason why I shouldn't shoot you.
What she says your best friend's wife?
You hash that out? Yeah.
Yeah, explain que. No wait, I'm not saying that
decay. I'm saying that to the guy in
the chair. Oh shoot K.
It's so fucked up. We just went another venture
together and tried to save his wife in my defense.
You did say it right after the question of you take umbrage
That it was just your wife, not any old elf.
So here I thought we were having a moment.
If it hadn't been my wedding day, I probably would be more
upset if as any other elves. But it's my wife, you're my
fever now. Okay, is that to live for
hundreds and hundreds of years? And I am like 16 and like I'll
die soon. Apparently comparison.
Okay. You're 16.
I am 16. Me and my buddies went to ninja
School. Learn how to do ninja shit.
We got an elf and it had to be an elf and he like pulls out
like what. Let what looks like.
Like, you know, when DVDs used to come with others little
pamphlets and tell you about the movie, he opens one of those and
that I think the elf had to be most fair and she's hot.
Oh my God. Yes.
I'll wait wait Quinn what Quinn? What we have so much to talk
about. Wait she is fine with others,
get kidnapped and you buried for us here because she's hot.
What's wrong with you? I think a heck I think we have
some other issues you got to hash out here.
Hang on. 16 year old in German. Oh he's gone as they were.
Arguing about, what's the ethics of marrying for hotness or not?
Dylan Dylan saw his opportunity and and boosted the other
direction. He's going to see a kid running
across a hallway. Can I catch him?
You can try. Okay, what?
I gotta roll the catch, boy. What do I got a rule?
The cats boy, you can make a running fast - let's check.
Oh, okay. Thank God.
I am a not cop. That is a net 20.
Okay, listen. 16 year old pumpkin, you're an elf right?
You catch up to him. I tackled him to the ground and
I put his hands behind his back and cut them with us.
Automatic. I was oh, okay, you just you
just do it. You just do that thing.
You do this this and I control, can I elaborate second?
Actually do not. Listen, I'm gonna make a roll,
okay, and fine. And I will roll to try to cut
them with a set of monocles. Thank you.
Yeah. Okay, you can roll your Has
acrobatics paddocks? Yes yes. 16, cool.
So as you reach for your cuffs, he reaches behind his back and
then throw some powder in your face.
Ah, and he was pockets and then he just jumps up.
Fuck, he's watch ticking the hill.
Sure has And then he says, runs in the other direction.
God, he's so small and so fast. I can, the other room Quinn is
just like, look, I didn't just marry fluency, because she was
hot. I've just been a hard to hate
yourself. Okay.
It's been a hard day. I don't want other else.
Kidnapped. Of course, I don't Quinn Quinn.
I understand we're all sort of going through a lot right now
and I got I need you. Get your shit together like just
for the next 20 minutes while we rescue her cool.
Cool. Okay, let's I don't know.
Let's go try to help Karelian. So you catch with the Karelian
and there. She's wiping some sand out of
her eyes. He's got so much here.
Gwen passes, Karelian, a waterspout.
Okay, that was my eyes. My weight, my time to roll
really cute look like, yes. That was my God.
Establish two hours ago in the wedding.
You all are Friend, you you hear a tiny squeaky voice back in the
chapel starting to chant something run run.
Yeah, so you cut your going back into the back from whence you
came. Yes.
Good luck with Yankee. You you see a I'll say it.
A little boy and he's 16 year olds out.
There you are little, he has his arms in the air and he's just
like, they did this chanting something in a language that
isn't common. It isn't the Elvish and you can
kind of see like some kind of red Vortex starting to swirl
around, Florencia little We have to stop it.
Roll for initiative. 12. 12, 16. Sixteen. 17 Dylan will the 9
Quinn you are up first. All right, so I'm going to go
out on a limb and say that the queen has not had the Rapier
this entire time. Because, why would you ever
agree to it? Yeah.
That'd be hot. Some people get him.
She had the whole Spa provide doing.
All right with the outfit. Yeah, yeah.
Quinn was wearing like, hot leather pants and stuff?
Like the rape. Like imagine that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. When you're right, you're right.
Anyway, I let my wife go. What's your attack roll?
Oh, that hit ya. I need a total of 45 points.
Okay. Yeah you hit him and he stops
chanting kind of like comes out of his, his trance, if you will.
It was oh, what the hey, what the fuck with that?
I'm in the middle of something but I can't.
Okay, I think you do that. It's going to be 1604 total
denied, Steen. He takes two points of Legend.
Lean on me like grabs the bridge of his nose.
Oh geez. You're trying to suck the life.
You're assaulting a minor. When I was in the, do a cool
response but it's not my turn yet.
You're up. Tristan Tristan is going to
shift into a direwolf. And I am going to charge up to
Dylan and I am going to bite him and I have Advantage because of
pack tactics. Nice packaging tactics.
Alright, making the sacral know that is a natural 20.
Keep another Duryea, something horrible might happen right now.
This is a lot of For a 16 year old with me.
Hey what 12:53 18 points of piercing damage and he has to
make a DC 13 strength, saving throw.
For Leah. So Tristan turns into the wolf
runs up there, jumps lands right on this kids chest.
He's now pinned to the ground and then just takes a huge bite
out of his shoulder. That's my turn.
It's a stunt you are up Karelian.
Okay. Hang on.
I'm doing it. I want to be famous.
Like what? Guess Vulcan Brimstone, you can
also be famous. Okay, Karelian would go ahead
and enchant really quick. Her Hammer that she has on her
belt loop to be infused with the spell returning weapon.
Means that I get a plus one bonus to any attack and damage
rules made with it and it returns to my hand.
Immediately after it is used to make a ranged attack.
Like the water, throw a hammer at his head.
Yes, Perfect. So that is a, that is a dirty 20
but we take those. As Christmas is for kids.
He deserves that he's trying to eat an elf deserves.
All right, roll for damage. Okay, so that is 7 damage, alpha
1 D. For he he like gets up, his
shoulder is bleeding from wolf bite.
It's like Rockets back in your hand so he's a pissed he didn't
like any of that. So my my boy here is going to
pull out one of his daggers and you may recognize these daggers
from the guy who you ain't your wife earlier.
And We are going to do just some good old-fashioned dagger
throwing at the the the Blushing Bride that you Quinn.
Yeah, first off before you roll that, I am going to use my
cutting words reaction, k 2. I burn a Bartok inspiration
tight and you're going to take it - okay.
Teen head. After the - 12, 14 16.
Oh hey, damn it. So yeah, you get a two, two
daggers. Well, yeah, two daggers coming
at you, he was like, tell you what?
How did that? And that's one, it'll be for
each for those to tell. Can you take six damage?
I'm going to burn spell slots. I need a little kid to make me a
distant Whispers. Berate wasn't save as Queens by
the cast distant distant. Let's praise at a second level,
is your carelessness and it was Burke DC. 13, 18 total and yep
and eight total All right, so first off your and 846 damaged,
psyche, how much damage are you rolling?
That's going to be a total of 18 points.
Okay, well, so so the dissonant whisper is filled with young
man's mind. He remembers all the Terrible
Things. He's done.
His brain starts to swell, he's like, grabbing at his AI here.
Oh, yeah. I'm He Flops over on the ground.
He has arrived in paid a bit. Describe your attack a little
bit more for me. So like just honestly at this
point, she's had such a long day, she's been shot and she's
been chasing in a car accident. This kid kidnapped Quinn's wife,
she just hits that G sharp major just screams in his face.
Just like the end of Indiana Jones.
The kids face melts off. Oh my God he dies straight dead.
You killed Dylan, he had it coming, all right it's not shit
and and as you do that I need you to make a next role for me.
Oh no. Okay, I'm going to use my
inspiration point on this one. So I'm Gonna Roll through vanity
Commander one, baby monkey. Not this time not this time.
You said, save or Laurel. Somebody 13 you are wife.
The spell is broken and Z plummets from the sky and is
heading towards you and you catch her.
Yay, romantically I might add We're friends his eyes kind of
like flutter, like Sleeping Beauty and as she's looking at
you like Quinn. Wow, you actually came She puts
her hand on your face and she was a, I love you so much.
I think we can both agree that you do have a history of moving
on. As soon as it literally
vanishes. Yes.
Yes, yes, I know I do, but I truly think that you are the one
that is meant for me. And she see weekly, like, starts
to hover her lips towards yours. Make other decks role for me,
that was kind of tilted. I can't really tell what it is.
That's right, instead, it's gonna be a 64 total.
Well, I guess you are still grappling with the fact that you
murdered a boy, but she will, the So you you get a bit of a
big pussy, romantic planter, right.
On your lips. It kind of takes you aback here.
Caught off guard. You're not reciprocating the
same passion but you don't mind getting it.
Oh oh yeah. So he is with that gang care to
react it's really sweet and Tristan still a direwolf.
So he He walks over to a Karelian and like, you know how
dogs like nudge your hand to get you to pet them.
And yes, they need rescue. You know, you can look at this
by Florencia my love. No, no meteor meteor hits
the church doors open up and who do we see there?
But to mantha and gents the fur and a cop.
This is opening opening the door and and and and gents of her
like we hurt. We saw a horse in the distance
and we figured well, there's only one thing that could be
the, the cop kind of like, in a little cough blocks Uptown in,
you know, the kind where they grab their belt, they Jingle the
whole way there, just walking belly.
And here's a Y'all want to tell me what happened here?
well, it's a bit of a long story, but if you listen to me,
my daughter told me about the three is and and I know what
Dylan did here and Listen, I didn't like that.
She was like yeah. All right all this boy metal
Tristan has the blood was not because you sniff to see if
there's some dressed like a cop puts start growling and walking
like with my hackles up towards the cop as soon as he touches
Quinn. The composite looks like those
person. I my daughter told me everything
y'all are off the hook just hold back to just go back into the
woods from whence she came. All right and we'll figure out
some way to explain why I'm the weirdo had his head down, okay?
Alright. Alright my buyers for the whole
place down. Listen know the community that
goes to this church and appreciate it if you didn't do
that. Uh yeah I think I think I should
be on our way. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna
give you a ride. Okay, I'll take you back to
Pizza. From what you can glean from the
fact that he said my daughter over there.
Told me about you. You look at his badge.
Age and it's it is please Grant. Hold on.
I have to do mental math. Since the fur to make him.
Eric, just Eric the cop. Yes, this is Eric officer.
Eric is is his name. And you know what?
You you don't know human cops you don't really know them that
well you aren't familiar with the teachings of a cab, but you
do know his daughter and you do know that he says he'll take it
back home and something about him has an air of
trustworthiness about him. And as a law, a person myself I
do obey the law either. The causes misery.
You sure do. So, why trust me escort, you
onto the vehicle to mantha and gents the fur all there with
you. You have a lovely dried.
Of course, Florencia, I'm staying as a direwolf.
So I'm a, I'm a large creature. I'm like, I'm in Norma.
So I'm just like laying across everybody in the back seat.
Yeah. You you as a Quinn carolien and
Florencia are all kind of just like holding you in there, like.
Yeah. And you're just like, paws up
straight. Yeah, Gwen.
And reduces violence against tougher.
Yeah, brings up a good point in chat.
That if I obeyed a lot, I just helped murder at each Village.
If and only if a bride is kidnapped during a wedding by,
it is legal to murder them. The pastor says yes you
introduce your your bride to the lovely couple who assisted you.
They really hit it off and we'll lovely chat.
They talk about how they want to get married someday and you
arrive at the entrance of the pig song Woods.
He opens the door for all of you with all right.
All right. Come on out.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Thank you for for watching out, for my girl here.
She's got a big heart II really when she came to me saying,
elves were real, you know, got to listen and sure enough,
you're real. Can't help it.
Quinn wings are the two girls. Yeah.
They Samantha does finger guns at you sense.
A like babe. Babe, it's not cool to do that.
We talk about the whole like gun imagery thing is that I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I love them.
Y'all come live with us in the woods.
Can we so Samantha by her eyes? Get big, and she comes.
Like, can we, can we come to the rest of the wedding at at this
point, Tristan will turn out of a Dire Wolf and say absolutely
not. I'm sorry, you're very nice.
But he's seen Quinn, screw things up in this exact manner
multiple times and we just saved her wife and Tristan's like you
are lovely but you are not. Invited, I am sorry.
This is for kind of like comes up and, you know, just like
gives Samantha pat on the back and say, I get a you look at me,
sometimes you meet one who's interested and then you just
kind of snowballs somehow. And so she just got back from
the woods. You hear Florencia yo babe.
Come on. We might be able to make it in
time for the 50 foot cake. That's wonderful.
Yes, let's go. So you run hand in hand through
the woods, you get back to the tent, it's no longer in
disarray, they cleaned it up. How nice and you you kind of
hear every single elf in the whole village.
All say simultaneously, we knew you'd get her Thanks.
So I think, I should ask. Why do we need to go?
We did delete mean I agree but it's a leap.
Okay, not awesome. Care of this, the wedding is
back on. What are you two doing?
While they pass out, 50 feet worth of cake Tristan's nurse.
Come taking. A few interesting, there's a
kind of shot. So I think the two of them just
go sit down at a table, just like fall asleep together on
the. Yeah.
No, I'm gonna drink my way. Wait and punch and hope I get
drunk and passed out. The garden were talking to
earlier. Thanks, Greg, the three C's
Justin's going to look over at Karelian and be like, I'm gonna
be really honest with you. I love my sister so much.
I give it less than six months. And we thank you for joining us
for our first ever live stream. For what a beautiful wedding
chat. Give me a bit, whatever you can.
I don't know if you an emoji for.
I give them an Applause Emoji for our wonderful players.
Thank you again, everyone. Leah.
Where Can we see more of your face and your voice?
Easiest way is to go to our website at Slater starz.com.
There's links to everything one Spotify Apple wherever you get
your podcasts. Come join us.
It's a lot of fun. The stars of the wonderful
podcast, one of my favorites. Absolutely.
Gobsmacked that. I get to hang out with Liam play
games of their K. Where can we see more of you?
Like I said, I am the GM for the Dude.
Where's my dress? Starfighter podcast.
You can find us on Spotify. A podcast with podcasting, just
about anywhere, you can find your favorite podcast and you
can also find us on Twitter and Instagram at dwm Depot.
How do you know how to place our finder until I found dude with
my drift and you know what? I still don't.
I will get you ever watch out forward to it.
And Jenny are fearless co-producer, our manager of the
stream are we know, we can Do I game master Monday, almost every
episode? But what else you up to?
I mostly make music on YouTube under the handle of Deku.
Be I make remixes of old video game songs in Mario Paint and
sometimes new ones too. So I try to upload at least once
a month. So keep tabs on me and it be
sure to be a banger of a Time. Fantastic.
I have course, I'm Grant your in game master if you're not
already a fan of our show, like I said, we do a different one
shot, a different system with a don't cast and a different
setting. Every two weeks we are at get a
fantastic that you heard it here.
First we have you can follow us on Twitter at the game.
Master mun Mo, N Run. Instagram at game, master
Monday, all the way across and yeah we post every two weeks
wherever you enjoy podcast. We Love featuring Indie folks
and we work with a lot of other cool people than CT RPG space
like am Leah here. Yeah, thank you all for playing
thank. Thank you, Jeff for
complimenting. Our game, my suit, my beard.
You're all wonderful. Thank you for making this such
an enjoyable time. You are amazing.
Grant, thank you so much. Thank you.
Yes, you were amazing.
Thank you for having me on Jenny.
Play us out, please. Absolutely.
Apologize. For everything went great.
What a fantastic evening. My face hurts her mother so
much. Shout out to Jenny for getting a
shotgun and never using it. Lot of restraint there.
Alrighty, guys. See you later.
Bye bye. See you again.
Efficiency and up for this. Thank you all for playing a save
the same. You say the same as usual.
Send your audio to the game master Monday at gmail.com.
And if I feel like it all spices together, It'll be fine.
I don't care. that's the